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Hey, everybody. This is Armando Torres, and
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you're listening to the show before the show.
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And I page Wesley. And with us we
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have. Regrets.
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A lot of them. Gilts
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about DMX's catalog. Oh,
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yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah.
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Go through your spotify's and clear out all
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that playlist with the r Kelly DMX,
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a little bit of nozz in there. But
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then keep all of your g z apparently.
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Anyway, look. Even though he totally stabbed
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back. Yeah.
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Oh my god. Hey, look, this
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is a good episode. It's very fun.
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I had a blast and also there's only
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two more of these left including this one.
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So I think you're gonna love
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it as well. We dive into Kanye political
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Let's hop into the show. Hello.
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the purposes of this podcast, we define
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cults might have some or all of these traits,
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and as always These are our
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opinions. Thank you for
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tuning in to cult podcast on Page Wesley.
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And I'm Armando Torres. And
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with us, we have several
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weeks of vacation that seemingly didn't
2:36
help me feel better about covering Kanye
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West. The illusion of being
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self rested Yay.
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Yes. Yeah. Hello,
2:47
everybody. We're back. We took a what?
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We took what? I'm calling a holiday
2:52
holiday hiatus, but was actually
2:55
just several weeks in a row of
2:57
of working on others. But That
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is true. I mean, it did start with
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me on a cruise in
3:04
Europe and then continued with
3:06
my husband being very very sick when we
3:09
got home -- Yes. -- and then Christmas
3:11
and then came back as
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you were then ordered to Texas
3:15
last minute. Yeah. And
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4 reference, if you know anything about the Wesley
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family, you know that Christmas and celebrating
3:23
it is a full time job. Full
3:25
time. Yeah. You're making cookies.
3:28
Turn. You're making tournaments, which
3:30
isn't even a bit, like, you you make
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them. Well, the ornament changes the
3:34
first weekend in January or in December.
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So that had already happened. But yeah.
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I forgot. Yeah. You'd been contracted out
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long before Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. I have a standing ornament appointment.
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Yeah. I was I
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was ordered out, shipped out to Texas
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to Austin. I
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filmed something in December
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and then we filmed more
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stuff that was oh my god.
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It's so fun and I really can't wait to talk
4:04
about it. And
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it and it'll I'll definitely
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announce it whenever we're allowed but
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they also kept me there to offset
4:13
the costs. This is a peak behind the curtain
4:15
for budgeting. They offset the cost
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by keeping me there and having me film
4:20
other content. So we
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like, on my birthday, by the way,
4:24
which is Yeah. I was
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gonna ask. I was like, did you just shoot
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stuff on your birthday? Absolutely, vapey.
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On Wednesday, January eleventh,
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I filmed two podcasts
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and a Let's Roll, which is
4:38
a board game show for achievement
4:40
Hunter. And I
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filmed a video that is on my Instagram
4:44
where Gavin Free
4:47
pushed me on a scooter and then let
4:49
go when I was at top speed and I
4:51
fell and hurt my knee.
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I saw that. I was like, no.
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That's how
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I'm bringing in twenty seven. I'm in my
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late twenties now, baby. Yes.
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Every late twenties birthday comes with
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one of those orthopedic boots.
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What a wild concept? If you've been
5:11
listening to the show for long enough, you get to
5:13
hear me go from being like what? Twenty
5:15
two or something to just age. You
5:17
were twenty you were twenty
5:20
when we started because I
5:22
remember you could not legally drink
5:24
-- Oh my god. -- with Maria and
5:26
I, like, the first couple websites. And
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then you turned twenty
5:30
one, and we had to inform Marie
5:32
that you had not been twenty one
5:34
that entire time. What a
5:40
great experiment 247
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see if recording your twenties
5:44
on a podcast every
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week. Frees out. Not a great idea. Yeah.
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You know who would know about that? Mister
5:51
Kanye of the West. Yeah.
5:54
Yeah. Oh, god. And before we
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get into it, I wanna go over our
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sources We have a
6:00
biography on Kanye West written
6:02
by Audrey Boris and Douglas Lynn.
6:04
We have an exclusive interview
6:06
with Kanye's former associates by
6:09
Cheyenne Roundtree for Rolling Stone.
6:11
And that comes in a little bit this
6:13
week, but is mostly going to be next
6:16
week, which fucking, hey,
6:18
spoiler alert. There's
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gonna be one more. When we
6:22
had to take a break, a, to make sure
6:24
that we captured all of the current Kanye
6:26
happenings. Mhmm. That meant adding
6:28
two episodes to
6:30
our originally intended list.
6:32
So Here's one more after this.
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Yeah. I decided that that
6:36
I didn't wanna sort
6:38
of gloss over some smaller stuff
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or or really I just didn't wanna condense
6:44
everything into one smaller episode.
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So I split them up in 247. And
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now, you get to be just as frustrated
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as I have been. So congratulations.
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There you go. Can't beat it.
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We have an opinion piece by
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Doreka Purnell for the
7:00
Guardian. We have another opinion
7:02
piece by Molly Roberts for the washing in
7:05
post. We have multiple tweets
7:07
and interview quotes from Kanye himself.
7:10
We have raising Kanye by doctor
7:12
Don do West. Of course,
7:14
and very briefly. We have the
7:16
Netflix documentary genius. And
7:18
then, of course, several posts and
7:20
interviews made available on Alex
7:22
Jones website, Info Wars,
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baby. Have
7:27
you wait. Have reached
7:30
the era of Kanye West where
7:32
he was tweeting things like eating
7:34
4 s restaurants, like, that
7:37
kind of shit because, like, That's
7:39
always been the era of Kanye West.
7:42
That's fair. But, yeah, it's been like a
7:44
like a century of
7:46
Kanye West. Yeah. Oh my god.
7:48
It feels like he's been around
7:50
forever. He is endless
7:52
and inevitable. All
7:54
villains one day become Kanye West.
7:56
Yes. He is annihilation, a
7:58
movie that I watched for the first time
8:00
over this break, and then has been on TV
8:03
four more times. I also
8:05
watched the annihilation for the crap out over
8:07
this. Hold the hold the fuck. Okay. We
8:09
gotta pause for a couple seconds. How fucking
8:11
great is that movie? It's fucking awesome,
8:13
dude. I so I
8:16
started watching annihilation at,
8:18
like, two AM, m n
8:20
within the first, like, twenty minutes
8:22
was, like, none and none. This
8:25
movie is too good to, like, watch
8:27
Stone at two in the morning. I gotta
8:29
save it. For 4 -- Yes. -- when I'm
8:31
stoned in the morning, like
8:34
regular morning time. So
8:36
I yeah. I turned it off and then watched it
8:38
in the daytime I'm over breakfast with my
8:40
mom and her new boyfriend who
8:43
is by the way, he is he's
8:45
from Fargo and he is the most
8:48
Midwest you could so much.
8:50
Tackle, son general. And I
8:53
by the way, I really like the guy.
8:55
I like him a lot, and he loves
8:58
movies. I mean, this guy really
9:00
loves breaking down like movies and
9:02
TV shows and we got along really
9:04
well. But it's also really funny to
9:06
hear him be like, oh
9:08
yeah. So I don't really know what what's
9:10
going on here, but it feels like it's sort of
9:12
like a representation for like cancer
9:14
and how you sort of
9:16
like it's so funny.
9:18
Oh, okay. So I had a very similar
9:20
experience where I was in the middle of
9:23
finishing or at least working on
9:25
some scripts for ship hit so we could stay
9:27
ahead. Right. And so
9:29
I'm like and the gunnerships
9:32
have over the bow and
9:34
it was on Pluto. So I
9:36
came in, like, part of the way through.
9:39
And so I'm, like, I don't know what the fuck's happening, but like and
9:41
so I'm kinda like half watching it over my
9:43
screen. And then I was just like,
9:45
what the fuck is happening? And
9:47
I was like, And Jake was like, no,
9:49
you should watch this movie. It's amazing. I love
9:51
this movie. And then the more I watched it, the more I
9:53
was like, I need to see this from the beginning. Like, I
9:55
can't just -- Yeah. -- I can't just, like, half
9:57
screen this. So then the
9:59
following day, while I was
10:01
working, like, by regular work
10:03
job, I was, like, waiting
10:05
for a meeting thing and waiting to hear from so
10:07
I and it was on again, and I caught it from
10:09
the beginning. And I was like, oh hell yeah.
10:12
Hell yeah. We're doing this. And
10:14
then I couldn't look away from it. And
10:16
so Jake comes home and I'm like watching the
10:18
end of it while scrolling through articles
10:20
on my phone of
10:21
like, so is it about cancer or
10:24
is it just the inevitability of death And
10:26
he was just like,
10:27
do you, like, think the bear
10:29
was cool? I was like
10:32
Yes. The bear was the bear with
10:34
the human scream. Was very
10:36
cool. God. It's fucking enjoyed
10:38
it quite a bit. Terrified. It's so
10:40
weird, but we both just
10:42
yeah.
10:42
I'm gonna watch annihilation now.
10:45
I felt so behind because I was like,
10:47
man, this amazing movie has been out for
10:49
so long and nobody told me. I
10:51
mean, people had told me, but, like, not like,
10:53
nobody that I like trusted enough to
10:55
be like, You need to fucking watch this right now
10:57
anyway. Yeah.
10:59
I so I've been like
11:02
I've been on a feel like
11:05
sci fi kick lately. It's been
11:07
-- Oh. -- what I've been into
11:09
the most. And so
11:11
what's funny is that
11:13
me, my mom, and her boyfriend, all
11:15
got interested in it for different reasons.
11:17
Because I was like, dude, I love SciFi,
11:19
the visuals look really cool. I really
11:21
wanna watch it. My mom's
11:23
boyfriend was
11:24
like, oh, it's got Alex
11:26
Garland directing. That's real interesting. I
11:28
always
11:28
love it. Think that made me really wanna
11:31
watch 247? I was just like, Alex
11:33
Garland, though. He's done some good work. Yeah.
11:35
He was I shit you not. This is always
11:37
a direct quote. He goes like, I
11:39
really like that there. Ex
11:41
machina. So I thought maybe, you know what, like
11:43
this movie too. He's
11:45
really like that. They're ex
11:47
machina. That they're smocking it
11:49
with that there, Oscar Isaac.
11:51
Yeah. Yeah. And then my mom got
11:53
into it because I was like, it's got Oscar
11:55
Isaac and she was, Oh, shit.
11:57
Oh, shit. Boy, you
11:59
know. Damn. Hell,
12:01
yeah. We were sitting around the
12:03
kitchen table and my mom who who was
12:05
a teacher. Came home and
12:07
had just found out that there's a machine
12:10
learning program that's learning to write school
12:12
essays. And she had, like, pulled
12:14
some up to see if they, like, actually were
12:16
good at it, and they're scarily,
12:18
frighteningly good at it. Mhmm.
12:20
And and she was like, they're making
12:22
inferences. They're making choices. Like, it
12:24
is choosing and connecting
12:26
themes, and it's alarming that a
12:28
machine is learning this. And I was like,
12:30
mom, this is why we need to watch machina,
12:32
like, right now. And she was like,
12:34
no. It's too real. Not only do
12:37
you have to watch ex machina, but then you
12:39
have to go out, go to a movie theater,
12:41
and watch Meghan in theaters. Because
12:43
that movie -- Oh, fuck in
12:45
a box.
12:45
Stewd. I have to wait because
12:47
we're a future
12:49
spoiler. We're doing it on horror version, like, for a
12:51
specific month with some other movies. So we're
12:53
waiting until it's, like, streaming. So everyone could do
12:55
it, but that just means I have to wait
12:57
to see it. It is phenomenal.
13:00
If possible, I would
13:02
say go see it in the theater because it
13:04
was such a fun experience to be with, like, a
13:06
bunch of other people who were, anytime
13:08
something ridiculous happened, we all
13:10
just laughed at the screen.
13:12
Well, It's written by the girl who wrote
13:14
malignant. Yeah. And I fucking love
13:16
malignant. So I was like, oh,
13:18
I'm here for this. Anyway, doctor
13:20
Konya West. Yeah. Yeah. That's go
13:22
watch annihilation if you haven't.
13:24
Go watch that their ex
13:26
machina if you Go watch that their ex
13:28
machina and go fear for that
13:30
their than future as
13:34
SA SkyNet comes to kill us all.
13:36
There's, like, two people in Fargo that
13:38
are like, that's not how we fucking sound you.
13:40
That's not how we talk. That's not where we
13:42
put our that then vowels. Yeah.
13:46
Ex machina though. Fucking great.
13:49
So during the last three
13:51
episodes, we've covered the
13:53
history of Kanye Omari
13:55
West. From his childhood of being
13:57
treated like a gift from god
13:59
to the self imposed victimhood of
14:01
his adult years and finally
14:03
his religious awakening that was a little
14:06
too salty for anyone's comfort.
14:08
But in the next two episodes, we're
14:10
going to cover the reason that he's
14:12
been on the forefront of our minds lately. Because
14:15
over the last few years, the rapper's
14:18
controversies have been less about
14:20
how great Beyonce is and
14:22
more about spreading hateful messages,
14:25
including a ton of anti
14:27
Semitism, alongside some
14:29
of the far right's biggest
14:31
personalities. But how
14:33
did we get here? How did a dude
14:35
that made a song called black skin
14:37
head become Well,
14:39
a black black gem. Yeah.
14:44
The signs were there the whole
14:46
time. Yeah. They
14:48
were Schimmer has reached our
14:51
shores. They were way bigger
14:53
sons than you would have thought. Yeah. 4
14:56
we dive into Kanye's long
14:59
history of anti Semitism, like,
15:01
way longer than you think,
15:04
I think that we should cover
15:06
his history and involvement
15:08
with politics. Kanye
15:12
has never been afraid to speak
15:14
up on social issues that are
15:16
important to him. As we covered in
15:18
episode two, even his debut
15:20
album college dropout, was filled
15:22
with lyrics that touched on police
15:24
brutality, voter discrimination,
15:26
and racism. He
15:28
even wrapped about how his
15:30
grandfather got arrested during the
15:32
nineteen fifty eight Cats drugstore
15:34
sit in. That was, you
15:36
know, the thing that we talked
15:38
about his mom and his grandfather being a part
15:40
of, but it goes further than
15:42
lyrics. In a two thousand and five
15:44
interview with MTV News,
15:46
Kanye took it. Hold on. Bitch,
15:49
got your ass. Got
15:52
your fucking ass. Elliott, leave it in.
15:54
I fucking killed a fly. I fuck AND
15:56
ONE CLAPPED THAT MOTHER
15:58
FUCKER. ONE CLAPPED. ONE
16:01
SHOT. ONE OPPORTUNITY. kill
16:03
every fly you ever wanted. Would
16:05
you let it go or just
16:08
slap it? fucking slap
16:10
the shit out of that motherfucker. In
16:12
a two thousand and five interview with
16:14
MTV News, Kanye took a big
16:16
swing against homophobia in hip
16:18
hop, which especially at the time was
16:20
a huge deal. Just for
16:23
reference, one of the biggest hits
16:25
from that era of hip hop
16:27
was DMX's Where The
16:29
Hood Act. Wait.
16:30
Okay. Can we talk about where they're put up for a
16:32
second?
16:32
Oh, yeah, baby. Do you
16:34
recall a little less than
16:36
a year ago? When
16:40
we were in Kansas City,
16:42
you, myself, Mike,
16:44
and Todd, and DMX
16:46
had just passed away. And we were
16:48
like, let's throw one up for DMX. We
16:50
were on our way driving to the show,
16:52
and we put on where the
16:54
hood act. Yeah. And
16:56
we were like, holy shit and turned
16:59
it off just like moments later. We
17:01
were like, I did not
17:03
remember that much
17:06
horrific anti gay rhetoric
17:08
in this song. No one ever
17:11
fucking does. Look, I'm gonna
17:13
be real with you guys. The songs are fucking
17:15
bop. Alright? It's an anthem, and
17:17
it still gets everyone hyped
17:19
to this day. But it
17:21
also contains lyrics like, quote, last I heard
17:23
y'all was having sex with the same
17:26
sex. I show no love
17:28
to homo thugs. How
17:30
are I'm sorry. How are you gonna explain
17:33
fucking a man? Even if we
17:35
squash the beef, I ain't
17:37
touching your hand. Okay.
17:39
I can explain it. So, I mean, depending
17:41
on the man that you're having sex with some will
17:43
have a penis. And if that is the case,
17:46
then they might want to have penetrative sex. 247 depending
17:48
on your particular set of genitals
17:50
that you
17:50
have, you would have to look for Wait a minute. Wait a minute. a
17:53
minute. Yeah.
17:56
I forgot exactly what
17:59
happened was, like, we turned the song on
18:01
and we were like, oh, fuck yeah,
18:03
dude. And then it got to that point, and we
18:05
all got really quiet and rolled
18:07
up the windows. It just turned
18:10
did we turn the radio off and just kinda
18:12
sat there and silent. Oh, god.
18:15
Where we were, like, oh, we're on the
18:17
air of our ways, immediately.
18:20
Yeah. Those bars, by the
18:22
way, were intended to be a diss to
18:24
another popular rapper, jaw
18:27
rule. Yeah. Yeah.
18:29
DMX was beefing with jaw rule
18:31
and he accused him of being
18:33
gay because that's just kinda
18:36
that's just kinda what you did back in the
18:39
day. I mean, is
18:41
y'all okay? I don't ever remember that
18:43
being a thing about y'all rule, but
18:45
I don't know about a job rule flaming, but he did do a
18:47
lot with
18:48
fireflies. So Make sure that
18:50
No. No. No. It's not that's
18:53
kind of the point is, like, if
18:55
you're doing a diss
18:57
track, you just kinda called
18:59
people gay. I mean, even in the
19:01
legendary diss track ether where
19:03
NOS takes on j z, which by the
19:05
way ether is regarded by most as
19:07
the gold standard for
19:09
tracks. You can hear bars where
19:11
noz calls his opponent.
19:14
And I'm I'm not I'm
19:16
not happy with myself for finding this as funny as
19:18
it
19:18
is, but he calls j z
19:22
gay z.
19:24
Here's the thing. I find it funny because it's so
19:26
late. This is so late.
19:32
That is lazy. He call
19:34
yeah. He calls he calls him
19:36
gay z, and then implies
19:39
that, quote, cockefeller records has
19:42
aids. What
19:45
is this? Rose Battle
19:47
in twenty thirteen.
19:47
Exactly. Oh,
19:52
man. It's That that
19:54
is so fucking stupid. In
19:56
that two 247 thousand and five interview,
19:59
Kanye talks about meeting his gay
20:01
cousin's partner and realizing that the
20:03
words he and his fellow rappers use
20:05
have consequences. And here's
20:07
a quote from the interview quote, everybody
20:09
in hip hop discriminates against
20:11
gay people. You play a record and if
20:13
it's whack, it's that's gay dog.
20:15
And just wanna come on TV and just tell my
20:18
rappers, just tell my friends,
20:20
yo, stop it, fam. So
20:22
-- Okay. -- that's like I mean, again,
20:24
at the time, people at the
20:26
time, people called Kanye Gay because he
20:29
dressed well. So, like, for
20:31
him to really step out and
20:33
be, like, let's stop doing
20:35
this. This is actually hurting
20:36
people, was at the
20:39
time a huge step forward.
20:41
Now, correct me if
20:41
I'm wrong, is this also the time of
20:44
that South Park episode?
20:46
No. That would come later
20:48
saw later. The South Park episode came around
20:50
eight zero eight's in heartbreak. Okay.
20:54
Okay. Where then yeah. And then
20:56
he flips full one eighty. I
20:58
mean, that's the thing about Kanye
21:00
is that, like, he did say
21:04
he'd he did say,
21:06
like, hey, we shouldn't
21:08
hate on gay people, but then he
21:10
also got really mad at
21:12
the insinuation of being
21:14
called gay. There's also again,
21:17
this is after this. In
21:20
the songs stronger, he
21:22
uses the Lyric. Well, I'd do anything for a
21:24
4 dyke. So --
21:27
Yeah. -- like, he's you
21:29
know, he's
21:29
like Because it rhymes with Klondy.
21:31
Yeah. And what would you do for a
21:34
4 bar? Yeah. Yeah. Well -- Yeah. -- he would do
21:36
he would do just about anything. It
21:39
sounds like. And of course,
21:41
also in two thousand and five, there was
21:43
Kanye's infamous appearance at the
21:45
concert for 4 relief
21:47
where the rapper criticized the
21:49
Federal Response to Katrina by
21:52
saying George Bush doesn't care about
21:54
black people. Yeah.
21:54
While standing next to Noted serial
21:57
killer, Nathan Myers. Again,
22:00
I know I said it before, but just
22:02
go watch that. Go watch that clip Yeah.
22:04
Michael West does not know what
22:06
to do. There
22:09
was a I found a clip
22:11
the other day, where they're doing a
22:13
parody of it, where he Kanye is
22:15
standing next to Michael Byers, and they're doing
22:17
an interview at, like, a hockey
22:20
game or something. Mhmm. And somebody
22:22
asked Kanye something, and they point the
22:24
mic at Kanye. And Michael
22:27
Myers gets right in Kanye's face and goes, don't do it.
22:29
Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.
22:31
Don't very
22:34
good. But the first time
22:36
that Kanye became actively involved
22:38
in politics was in two thousand and
22:40
eight, thanks to a small time politician,
22:43
by the name of Barack
22:45
Obama, which I guess You haven't
22:48
heard of it? Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
22:50
who has. I
22:53
guess what I'm trying to say here
22:54
is, thanks Obama. First, you raise my
22:57
gas prices, then you make my
22:59
Kanye all political.
23:00
Why? Wow. Wow. Wow.
23:04
Nice. Turing his
23:06
two thousand and eight president campaign,
23:08
Barack Obama sat down with rapper
23:10
Kanye West and gay
23:13
z to talk about education,
23:16
crime, and how hip hop could be
23:18
used as a tool to reach the youth
23:20
in an effective manner. But
23:22
also, it was it was mainly
23:24
a tactic to get votes because this is fucking America
23:26
and a lot of us are idiots who just
23:28
listen to what our favorite celebrities tell
23:30
us to do. The problem
23:32
is Kanye didn't see
23:34
his meeting with Obama as a press opportunity. He
23:38
insisted that that he had
23:40
actually can salted
23:42
on Obama's campaign.
23:44
And as Obama's newest staffer,
23:46
he decided to help the best way
23:48
he knew how performing at the
23:51
Democratic national committee
23:53
party. Oh, man.
23:55
Economy I I can already see where
23:57
this could go bad. Took
23:59
the stage alongside Jamie Fox
24:02
and excitedly told the crowd that
24:04
he wished his mama could have seen
24:07
this day And then in perhaps
24:09
the wildest choice possible,
24:11
he dedicated the Song
24:13
Gold Digger to Obama
24:15
and his campaign. Oh, no.
24:18
Now here's the thing. That song was wildly
24:20
popular at the time. Yeah.
24:22
And that song is interesting
24:24
because I believe it was actually
24:26
originally written for him to give to another artist. Mhmm.
24:28
And then he chose to record it
24:31
himself. So some parts of it are
24:33
sung from the perspective of
24:35
a black woman, which is kind of interesting.
24:38
That said, probably not the best
24:40
to sing for the party that
24:42
is always being accused of spending
24:45
more money than we have. So, like, you know Yeah.
24:47
Yeah. It's a
24:50
real it's a
24:52
choice. After Obama's
24:54
elected, Kanye was one of the
24:56
artists that was picked to play at
24:58
his inauguration in two thousand
25:01
and nine. Along with fellow
25:03
future Trump supporter, Kid
25:05
Rock, which I
25:07
fucking did did well, first of all, I
25:09
did see him becoming a Trump supporter. That's like
25:11
a mile away. Did
25:14
not see him playing
25:16
at Obama's inauguration,
25:18
though. That's fucking wild. Also,
25:21
kid rock, by the way, is such a
25:23
huge Trump supporter, by the way, that
25:25
he now starts all of his
25:27
concerts with a prerecorded message
25:30
from Donald Trump. Oh, I
25:32
hate that. The future the
25:34
former president and future inmate
25:36
gets the crowd hyped by saying,
25:39
quote, Hello, everyone. I love you all. I know
25:41
you're having a great time at this kid
25:43
rock concert tonight. Quite
25:45
frankly, he's amazing. All
25:47
of you are truly the backbone of our great
25:50
country, hardworking, god
25:52
fearing, rock and roll patriots.
25:55
Holy shit. I
25:57
mean, it does make sense though because if
25:59
you rearrange the letters in BAW to BAW to
26:01
BAW to BANG to BANG to BANG to BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB.
26:05
The boogey. It says that JFK
26:07
Junior is going to arrive with helicopters
26:10
to bring about the apocalypse so
26:12
that Donald Trump
26:14
our Lord, it may rain long time. We'll
26:16
come to power. So Yeah.
26:19
You've also Don't Google it. You you
26:21
yeah. I think. That's
26:24
what I was googling. I
26:27
was I was googling this
26:29
song. You know the whole thing about
26:32
how Kid Rock wrote that song for Osmosis Jones.
26:35
Right? Yes. Yes. Yeah.
26:37
That's the the other thing that I was
26:39
gonna say they have in common is that
26:41
Kit Rock wrote such lyrics as,
26:43
quote, young ladies, young
26:45
ladies. I like them under age
26:47
c, Some say it's statutory, but I
26:49
say it's mandatory.
26:53
Oh, people are terrible.
26:57
Also, here's the thing. I have never
26:59
learned a new fact about kid rock
27:01
and been
27:02
like, Well, that improves
27:04
my opinion. Yeah. If
27:07
anything, I learned a fact about Kid
27:09
Rock, and then I go, yeah, that makes
27:11
sense. Like, I learned that Kid
27:13
Rock also was married to Pamela
27:15
Anderson and went, yeah,
27:17
that makes sense. Yeah, that makes
27:19
sense. I will say I
27:21
don't know if you recall, but quite a few
27:23
years ago, on this podcast, we
27:27
suggested using the phrase kid
27:29
rock in place of
27:31
calling things gay as a slur.
27:33
I don't remember this.
27:36
Where we were, like, don't
27:38
use the word gay as
27:40
a slur. Don't use it to mean
27:42
bad things. Mhmm. Unkind. But
27:44
someone who could definitely stand to be
27:46
used as a slur is 247 rock.
27:49
Fuck. So we're like pretty fucking kid rock of
27:51
you. Like, this album kid rock
27:53
is hell. So you know what? Bring that
27:56
back. Oh, yeah. Whatever you say, kid rock
27:59
z. Mom, dad,
28:02
I'm kid rock. No.
28:06
I would actually I would actually
28:08
disown my kid if they came out as kid
28:10
rock. I'm not I thought we raised
28:13
you right. Right? You did
28:15
mom four 4. Oh,
28:20
terrible. Oh my god. Terrible.
28:22
By the way, this recording that
28:24
plays before 4 rock's concert
28:27
also features an entire section.
28:29
About how Kid Rock is one of the greatest
28:32
entertainers of all time, but that he
28:34
is not as good a golfer
28:36
as Donald Trump. You
28:39
know, I would have let him play
28:41
guitar, but I can't trust a
28:43
man who's got a handicap like
28:45
that. I can't trust a man who can't
28:47
guitar par under three. I don't
28:49
know about golf. No. They're pretty well there
28:51
for a bit. Thank you.
28:53
After a few quick tips
28:56
on golf, which was again not a
28:58
bit, Trump ends the recording
29:00
by saying quote, let's make
29:02
America rock
29:04
again. Yeah.
29:08
4, Kanye's goodwill with President
29:11
Obama would run out in two thousand and
29:13
nine when the rapper stormed the
29:15
stage at the VMAs to interrupt
29:17
Taylor Swift's acceptance speech
29:20
in a leaked off the record
29:22
segment of a CNBC interview
29:25
obama referred to the incident and
29:27
called Kanye a
29:29
Jackass. I remember this. Oh,
29:31
yeah. It was it was
29:33
weirdly huge news. Yeah.
29:36
That is when Yay made a
29:38
realization. And the validity of this
29:40
realization is up for debate. I
29:42
think on both sides, but it is
29:44
something that he believes wholeheartedly. He
29:46
realized that the Democratic Party
29:48
will use black people to
29:50
gain votes and then dump them the moment that they are
29:52
no longer
29:53
useful. Here's the thing, not
29:57
wrong. And I say that as someone
29:59
who tends to vote that way, but,
30:01
like, that we
30:03
have a history. Of doing that.
30:06
Yeah. Absolutely. So
30:08
the rest of Kanye's history
30:10
with political parties is complicated to
30:12
say the least. I mean, the man flip
30:14
flops more than a gay fish on land. Oh,
30:17
shit. Oh, shit. Look,
30:19
yeah. Shot South Park dude. Like I
30:21
said, I was stuck in a hotel a
30:23
week so you know that I was watching a lot
30:25
of basic cable, baby.
30:27
I just
30:27
wanna correct you really quick though. It's a
30:30
kid rockfish. Oh, yeah.
30:31
Of course. Of course. Course, how can I be
30:33
so stupid? How can I be so stupid? I did
30:36
actually that episode did come on while I
30:38
was watching cable TV
30:41
And basically, the only things that I
30:43
watched was South Park out
30:45
of order episodes of the office.
30:48
Gravity falls and then a
30:50
bunch of commercials where former
30:52
football players tell me how to solve my low
30:54
testosterone problem. Or by
30:56
NFT's. Or by NFT's.
30:58
Yes. So in that South Park
31:00
episode, one of my favorite things about it
31:02
and having seen it recently, you will recall,
31:05
is if you haven't seen this South
31:07
Park episode, they make a joke
31:09
where it's like, you know, do you like
31:11
fish sticks, then you're a gay fish.
31:13
And it's a play on the idea that when
31:15
you say fish sticks fast, it
31:17
sounds like fish dicks.
31:19
Mhmm. But there's a
31:21
scene where Kanye is trying to figure out
31:23
why it's funny and what he has
31:26
in common. With gay fish
31:28
and he's like, so
31:30
fish live in the ocean and
31:32
I am a genius and all the
31:34
things he has in his column column
31:37
is just like, genius, brilliant
31:40
innovator. And he's like, I don't
31:42
understand how that makes me a gay
31:44
fish. It's to donate. The thing that
31:46
I love about it and did not
31:48
remember is how hard they went against
31:50
Carlos Mincea who So
31:52
hard. They like, Carlos
31:54
Penncia for those of you that don't remember
31:56
was at the time under fire for
31:58
stealing jokes. So they also threw
32:00
him in there And part where
32:02
Kanye's, like, you wrote the joke, and
32:04
this is, like, paraphrasing, but all of these
32:06
words are used in that episode.
32:08
Carlos Bencia goes, No, man. I
32:10
just made up the jokes because I'm not funny,
32:13
dude. Like I stole them, dude. I never make up
32:15
anything, dude. Come on, man.
32:17
Like, I'm I'm fucking like, I'm ugly and
32:19
I'm a shit. No one likes me. And I and
32:21
my dick is broken, dude. I got no
32:23
dick, man. Come on. And it's like
32:25
god damn, dude. I
32:27
know. Well but that was a thing at the time, and his career never
32:30
recovered. No. No. It did not.
32:32
No. What's his name?
32:34
Ned Holdenas? Is his
32:36
actual name and I've I've
32:38
fucked that guy. He made an entire career out
32:40
of being a stereotype about
32:43
Mexicans and then isn't Mexican.
32:46
My point is is that
32:49
Kanye flip flops a lot. So he
32:51
would continue to support Obama
32:53
even donating a thousand dollars to his
32:55
reelection campaign, but then talk
32:57
shit on the former president anytime his
32:59
name came up again. He
33:01
and his family Hillary Clinton in twenty sixteen
33:04
despite the fact that he wore a MAGA
33:06
hat and claimed that he
33:08
would have voted for Trump if
33:10
he had ever voted. He
33:13
endorsed a black progressive meural
33:16
candidate for Chicago, but then
33:18
also supported Candice
33:20
Owens and her Brexit
33:22
movement, which urged black Democrats to
33:24
flip sides and become Republicans.
33:28
But it seems like over
33:30
time, Kanye becomes more and
33:32
more of what journalist Molly
33:34
Roberts calls a right
33:36
wing darling. Her piece
33:38
for the Washington Post as well as
33:40
Derek Purnell's opinion piece
33:42
for the Guardian really sums up
33:44
the transition well. Kanye,
33:47
like many newly conservative celebrities,
33:50
has shifted farther right the more
33:52
that he has acquired wealth.
33:54
Because it's important to remember that Kanye
33:56
was worth at one point over
33:58
a billion dollars and
34:01
even after all of the controversies,
34:03
he is still a multimillionaire.
34:06
He is networked 4 something like four
34:08
hundred million. It's really
34:10
not hard to see why he
34:12
has related so hard to
34:14
the myth of Donald Trump. You know, they're
34:17
both people who have used the illusion of
34:19
outlandish wealth and self a grandizement
34:21
to turn their dreams into
34:24
reality. Like, I want you to remember when we were covering adulthood
34:26
and he wouldn't pay his
34:28
rent or his phone bill but
34:31
he would go out and
34:32
buy, like, chains and fancy clothing and --
34:35
Mhmm. -- all of this stuff to sort of
34:37
put on, he would lease cars that
34:39
he couldn't afford. So that he could put
34:41
on this illusion of success and then, you know, do
34:43
that whole fake it till you
34:45
make it thing. In a
34:48
recent interview with Tucker
34:49
Carlson, Kanye affirmed his respect
34:52
for Trump saying, quote,
34:54
his name is
34:56
on buildings. Wealth, oh my god. So is
34:58
McDonald? Like, what I
35:01
mean,
35:01
oh, you could hey,
35:04
get a can of spray paint and anyone can have their name on building. That
35:06
is a point that I've
35:08
never thought about before. It's
35:12
technically speaking torads could be on every building in my
35:14
neighborhood -- They did. -- if I bought enough spray
35:16
paint and could run
35:18
fast enough. So
35:20
wealth and status have
35:23
become Kanye's main focus, and
35:25
the Republican Party runs on
35:27
those two things. 247 isn't
35:30
the only factor. As we just mentioned,
35:32
Kanye became disillusioned with the
35:34
Democratic Party as I think a lot
35:36
of us have in the last few
35:39
years. But instead of joining other progressive
35:42
radicals that criticized the party while holding
35:44
onto their values, people like
35:46
Cornell or
35:48
Colonel West Osmole or Reverend Jeremiah
35:50
Wright, he started to buy
35:52
into the myth of quote
35:54
unquote, free
35:56
thinkers. And to be clear, when I say
35:59
free thinkers, I'm referencing
36:01
the new right wing personalities who
36:03
believe that to criticize size
36:05
the left, you have to be on
36:08
the right. The term refers
36:10
to those who
36:12
say things even when they're not politically correct.
36:15
You know, the people who hold up shitty
36:18
beliefs and then face backlash and
36:20
blame the quote unquote,
36:22
woke thought
36:24
police. Which
36:24
I I just wanna say this now,
36:26
you should be able
36:28
to and practice this criticize
36:32
the groups you're a part of so they can
36:34
be better. No group is perfect.
36:36
And when faced with criticism, they
36:39
should examine whether or not there are
36:41
ways to improve. That doesn't mean you
36:43
abandon the thing that you're a part of. That
36:45
means you work to make it better and criticism
36:48
is a part of that. So
36:50
practice constructive criticism
36:52
in your life, in all areas of
36:54
your life, do it. A hundred percent.
36:56
That's what we were talking about
36:59
when a while
37:02
ago when when Biden was elected, we had an
37:04
episode where we were like, well, I'm
37:06
glad that's over, but also Biden
37:08
sucks and I
37:10
don't support fucking a cop lawyer being vice
37:12
president. And people were like, how are you gonna
37:14
talk about how bad Trump is and then
37:16
criticize a Democrat? And it's
37:18
like, because not
37:20
criticizing the guy was the
37:22
whole thing we were railing
37:24
against when we talked about Trump.
37:26
Right. Yeah.
37:28
There's no perfect person. There's no perfect party.
37:30
There's no perfect anything. We're all constantly
37:32
fighting towards getting better
37:35
than that means like you said calling out things
37:37
when they're wrong. Right. So
37:40
Kanye's alignment with this free
37:42
finger, right wing bullshit
37:44
is I iconic for two reasons. Firstly, because
37:46
their ideas are mostly
37:48
like you need to act and think like me or
37:50
else you're a godless
37:52
heathen, which seems
37:54
more thought policing than
37:56
telling people you can't
37:58
telling papa jobs you can't say the
38:00
end word.
38:02
I mean, and you know where
38:04
that landed him in the poor house while Shaq runs his
38:06
business. So Dude,
38:09
I just wanna so many commercials with Shacking them
38:11
on cable TV, by the way. I there was a
38:14
not a bit. There was one point where
38:17
I saw three Shack commercials back
38:20
to back to back. It was for
38:22
Papa John's, it was for the
38:24
4, and it was for icy
38:26
hot. Three in a row.
38:28
I mean and you
38:30
know what? I hate Papa John's
38:33
Pizza. I think it's disgusting. Off.
38:35
Have I ordered it more than
38:36
once? Because I wanna support Shacks sometimes? Yes. Everyone's
38:39
wanna look at it. I'm like,
38:42
maybe we'll be shitty this time.
38:44
I mean, do it for Shaq. It's
38:46
shitty every time. Every single
38:48
time, Shaq. I love you, buddy. I love
38:50
you though. You, but the pizza is
38:52
not good. Never has been. It wasn't good under the other guy either.
38:54
It's just, like, you're in charge
38:56
now. You have the power to make
38:58
a difference. Check. Yeah.
39:00
Better ingredients, worse pizza,
39:02
Papa John's. Papa John's.
39:04
The second reason it's ironic by
39:06
the way, is because same that now aligns himself
39:08
with have been his biggest critics
39:12
until he started
39:14
being shitty. He appeared
39:16
on Alex Jones' info wars and
39:18
used the site to launch a new
39:20
single despite the fact that Alex
39:23
Jones once called him, quote, a
39:26
microcosm of America's degeneration,
39:28
which is Jeez. Yeah. It's
39:30
not just like, oh, I don't like Kanye West.
39:32
It was like Kanye West
39:35
is part of the reason America is
39:38
failing. Which You gotta say it
39:39
like Alex Jones. So you gotta be
39:41
like, a microcosm of the degeneration of the American people.
39:43
Turn in the fucking frogs game. Listen
39:46
up America. Like, that's what it is. Oh,
39:48
terrible.
39:48
These kid rock frogs. But
39:51
also by tactical bath. You
39:54
you know we need
39:56
it. You see
39:58
tactical bath? Did you I'm
40:00
sorry. Do you not know about tactical back?
40:02
Are they just right wing bath
40:04
bombs? No. They are
40:06
just dude baby wipes is baseline.
40:08
It's tactical bath because it's the bath on
40:10
the go. He brands everything
40:12
as if you're a soldier in
40:14
the epoch eclipse. Well And
40:15
it's just like you're gonna need this when you're running
40:18
from the fucking Democratic
40:20
zombies, infiltrating our cities
40:22
and our
40:22
towns, and coming 4 your daughter. Like,
40:24
that's what it is. First of all, I'm glad that somebody had the balls to
40:27
finally fucking say it. The dirty,
40:29
disgusting, tactical, wiped
40:32
balls. To say fucking
40:35
wrinkly seggy beat
40:37
red balls to say -- Yes.
40:39
-- what he's thinking. Wanted
40:42
fucking idiot. Bill O'Reilly once
40:45
described Kanye as quote,
40:47
a disease. But now
40:49
that same person called
40:52
his, quote unquote, cancellation, an attack
40:55
by American Stalinists.
40:58
But weirdly enough, this is why
41:01
Kanye seems to love these people.
41:04
I I'm, like,
41:06
ninety nine percent sure we touched on the
41:08
backstory behind my beautiful dark twisted
41:10
fantasy before. 4 in case we
41:12
haven't or if you need a reminder, it
41:14
came after the Kanye
41:16
Taylor Swift incident. After
41:18
he stormed the stage at the VMAs,
41:20
Kanye became a social
41:22
outcast. Nobody wanted to work with 247,
41:24
his album sales tanked, and he
41:26
was mostly excluded from
41:28
the Grammy's. And like we
41:30
covered earlier, the president of
41:32
the United States called him a
41:34
jackass. Yep. So,
41:36
you know, he was kind of upset.
41:39
And in order to fix
41:41
that, he decided that he was going
41:43
to make an album
41:46
so good that no one could be mad at
41:48
him. He did
41:49
not succeed because
41:50
that's also not how it works. Well,
41:52
I wish I could say that
41:55
but it did kind of it kind of
41:57
wax paint. It kind of
41:59
I mean, it worked in that people kind of
42:01
forgot about the tailors with thing,
42:03
but that's also more of a time and news cycle
42:05
thing. Yeah. Yeah. The album though is
42:07
a classic. It changed
42:10
the trajectory of hip hop and it was met with
42:12
so much critical acclaim that when the
42:14
Grammy's didn't include it as a nominee
42:17
for album of the year, it was widely called
42:19
a snub by people even outside
42:22
of the hip hop community, despite
42:24
the fact that it did
42:26
win best rap album and several
42:28
other Grammy's. But now,
42:30
Kanye has aligned himself with the people
42:32
who truly believe that they quote unquote tell it like it is. Time
42:34
and time again, we've seen people with
42:36
shitty takes and opinions be, canceled
42:42
only to Air quotes
42:46
canceled only to find immense support
42:48
from a new fan base of
42:50
free thinkers whose
42:52
devotion seems to come with a ton of
42:54
financial backing. I mean
42:56
I can't
42:56
believe Crystalia got canceled, but also still gets
42:59
to work at the improv. And, like,
43:01
everywhere. Yeah. I can't
43:02
believe it's fucking pedophiles. Cancels.
43:05
Gets to work and get it gets a
43:07
Patreon and, like, yeah, it's it's it's all that shit.
43:10
I mean, For fucking proof, just look at the man himself j
43:12
Trump. He has made over
43:14
forty five million dollars selling
43:18
mega hats. He makes over eighty
43:20
thousand dollars a day
43:22
selling Trump merch and roughly
43:25
four point five million dollars were
43:27
made off of his digital trading
43:29
cards, which as an aside, is clearly
43:31
a way for him to set multiple
43:34
transactions under the ten thousand dollar
43:36
limit that requires him to report them to
43:38
the IRS that can come from anywhere
43:40
because they are not supposed
43:42
to be tracking where those finances come from. So
43:44
it's kinda weird. And they're not
43:46
technically campaign funding because he got
43:48
in trouble
43:50
after he lost for raising money
43:52
allegedly, not for campaign
43:55
funding, but using it that way.
43:57
Like multiple times he has
44:00
Yeah. It's fucking it's it's bullshit. But that's
44:02
the point is that it's not
44:04
hard to see why Kanye has found
44:07
the far right so appealing. And as long as he continues
44:09
to spout their free thinker
44:12
bullshit, they will also continue to prop
44:14
him up. I
44:16
mean, like, we
44:18
already talked about other
44:20
people, but you can see it over and over. What was the
44:22
what was the the lady's
44:24
name from
44:26
the Mandalorian. She was Gina Perano. Gina
44:28
Perano. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Had
44:31
real shitty opinions and
44:33
then got taken off
44:36
the show. And then now has like a fierce support people
44:38
who didn't know who she was,
44:40
don't like the stuff that
44:42
she was in 4. But
44:45
are willing to support her endlessly because,
44:47
you know, that's what we do. You have
44:49
the same opinions of me.
44:51
So, obviously, I
44:54
have to support you. But
44:56
if we're gonna talk about Kanye's political
44:58
history, we have to
45:01
talk about the time that
45:04
he ran for precedent. Let's do it. Let's do
45:08
it. Now for most
45:10
politicians, it difficult to
45:12
pinpoint the exact moment they decided
45:14
to run for president. For
45:16
some, it's been a lifelong dream
45:18
to improve the country and to
45:20
take the biggest office that we have
45:22
available as a nation.
45:24
For others, it was when they realized
45:26
that it would be a good promotion for
45:28
their real estate business. You know, it differs.
45:30
It's It differs. It differs. It
45:32
differs. But in the case of
45:35
Kanye West, we know exactly when
45:37
he made the decision. In
45:39
twenty fifteen, the VMAs offered him
45:42
the Michael Jackson video
45:44
vanguard award. It's also known
45:46
as the Lifetime Achievement Award. It is
45:48
a merit given to artists and
45:50
directors who have made an outstanding
45:52
contribution or a profound
45:54
impact on music videos
45:56
and pop culture. So they
45:58
offer him this award. While
46:00
he was taking a shower
46:02
at his mother-in-law, Chris
46:04
Jenner's house, he thought about
46:06
how funny it would be if he
46:08
announced a presidential campaign
46:10
during his acceptance speech. Which
46:13
is fucking outlandish and crazy
46:16
and wild, but it is
46:18
also exactly what
46:20
he did. Yep. After being introduced by
46:22
none other than Taylor fucking
46:24
Swift. Wild. That was the crazy
46:26
shit ever. It's fucking
46:28
dumb, dude. Ganye
46:30
gave an eleven minute
46:32
acceptance speech that felt like a
46:34
mix between a rant and
46:36
a sermon. And in
46:38
that speech, he defended
46:40
his decision to interrupt
46:42
Taylor Swift back in two
46:44
thousand and five. He did it again
46:46
by claiming that Justin Timberlake stole a Grammy from Solo.
46:48
He's shit on MTV
46:51
and the VMAs. And
46:54
then he ended it with, quote, it ain't about me.
46:57
It's about ideas, bro.
46:59
New ideas. People
47:02
with ideas. People who
47:04
believe in the truth. And
47:06
yes, you probably could have guessed by this
47:08
moment, I have decided in
47:10
twenty twenty to run
47:12
for
47:12
president. Fucking mic drop, walk off stage,
47:14
begin the plan. So
47:18
crazy. It's
47:20
so wild. Oh my
47:22
god, dude. It's awesome. It's so
47:24
great. It's so great that we
47:26
live in a day and age where you can
47:28
do that. I mean,
47:30
that's that's how you basically announced running
47:32
for mayor -- Yeah. -- mayor. Yeah.
47:34
Because I got a
47:36
parking ticket. God.
47:40
It's so dumb, but okay. Here's
47:42
where things get a little tricky.
47:44
Technically speaking, Kanye announced
47:48
his intent to run for president in twenty
47:50
fifteen. However, his official
47:52
campaign wasn't announced until
47:54
the fourth of July on twenty
47:58
twenty. Now why is that an issue? Because
48:00
at that point, he was
48:02
passed the filing deadline to
48:04
run for a majority party in all
48:06
fifty states
48:08
he was passed most primary elections and
48:10
he was passed at least four
48:12
deadlines to run as an independent
48:15
candidate. Yeah. I was gonna say
48:18
he was past the right end date even. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
48:20
Yep. But despite all of that,
48:24
Kanye insisted that he was serious
48:26
about running. He announced
48:28
his two campaign advisers,
48:30
Kim Kardashian and Tesla
48:33
CEO, Elon Musk. Good night.
48:36
Now here's the crazy thing.
48:38
Given more time and having
48:40
met deadlines, Kim Kardashian's
48:42
not a bad choice. No. Because she
48:44
is a secret smart lady. Yeah. She's
48:47
great. The worst part about all
48:49
of this is, like, you wonder
48:51
why and and I didn't
48:53
touch on it as much as I should have in this. But, like,
48:55
when he backed Candice Owens,
48:57
Kim Kardashian is the
49:00
one that explained what she was actually trying to do. And as soon
49:02
as he understood it, Kanye was like,
49:04
oh fuck her. Actually, we have
49:06
beef now. When
49:08
he when supported Trump, Kim Kardashian was the
49:10
one that was like, guys, he likes
49:13
his personality. He doesn't understand
49:16
the politics. Right. Right.
49:18
Right. Like, if you're wondering
49:20
why Kim Kardashian left
49:22
Kanye West, it's because she has been
49:24
doing damage control since the
49:26
day they got like,
49:28
I was gonna say married, but honestly,
49:30
before 4, you When they started
49:32
dating, basically. Yeah. Yeah. She
49:34
is if anything, I have so much
49:37
respect for Kim Kardashian 4 she is, like you said,
49:39
secret smart lady. She's the brains behind
49:41
all of this shit.
49:43
Like like not all of this bad shit. All of the good
49:46
shit. All of the cover
49:47
ups for a lot of the bad shit. Yeah.
49:49
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a better way
49:51
to put it. Yes. Kanye claimed by the way
49:54
that if he was elected that
49:56
Elon Musk would become the head of our
49:58
space
49:59
program. Which is a bad idea. That's how
50:02
you get the aliens franchise.
50:04
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
50:06
also how you get several Teslas stuck
50:08
in orbit.
50:10
Yeah. There's already one up there. Oh, yeah. In
50:12
an interview on July seventh
50:15
twenty twenty, Kanye
50:18
revealed that he was running
50:20
under a new political party that he called the birthday
50:22
party. I remember this,
50:26
fuck. Yes. Because,
50:28
quote, when we win,
50:30
it's everybody's birthday.
50:33
It's so dumb,
50:36
Paige. It's so dumb.
50:37
Oh, god. What fresh
50:40
hell do we live in?
50:42
In that same interview, he announced his
50:44
running mate Michelle Tidball who
50:47
is a relatively unknown Christian
50:49
preacher from Wyoming with
50:54
seemingly zero political experience or
50:56
knowledge or education or
51:00
anything. I have
51:02
a sneaking suspicion that she didn't really know what
51:05
was happening, but I you
51:07
know, there's not enough information to to
51:09
to say for 4.
51:12
When questioned about his choice, he insisted
51:14
that it made sense because he was,
51:16
quote, running for president
51:18
as a service
51:20
to god. Oh, jeez.
51:22
In an effort to collect
51:24
the required number of signatures he
51:26
needed to make it onto the ballot, Kanye
51:28
started hosting his own campaign rallies, the most
51:30
famous being his first event, which
51:32
was held in North Charleston, South
51:36
Carolina on July nineteenth twenty twenty, he took the stage
51:38
wearing a bulletproof vest and
51:40
ranted about a number of topics
51:44
including his opposition to gun control, a
51:46
wild take from a man wearing a bulletproof
51:48
vest. I'm just gonna say it seems
51:50
like if you're afraid of getting shot,
51:53
maybe be careful about who has
51:56
guns, whatever. He talked
51:58
about his support for the
52:00
LGBT
52:00
community, which is established true
52:04
ish. Right. He also
52:07
he also talked about
52:09
how we need to quote find
52:11
a way to fix drug addiction
52:13
caused by accessible healthcare,
52:16
end quote, which I don't
52:19
I I get maybe he's trying
52:21
to
52:21
say, like, doctors will prescribe medicines
52:24
and get people addicted to them and opioid
52:26
crisis. Yeah. Like, I can but
52:29
to to say that it's caused by
52:31
accessible healthcare seems like a
52:33
real weird choice. I almost wonder
52:35
if that's like fuck up.
52:38
Like, he didn't like,
52:40
he said in wrong, I guess. I don't know.
52:42
Yeah. Yeah. To fair enough. But
52:44
if any of that wasn't wild enough for
52:46
you. He also broke down into tears while railing
52:49
against abortion and
52:52
claiming that he and his
52:54
then wife, Kim Kardashian,
52:56
had almost aborted their eldest
52:58
child northwest. Again, a
53:00
thing that this child is going
53:02
to one day or learn about.
53:05
Yeah. Fucking Jesus
53:07
Christ. Then there's a part where
53:09
he shit on Harriet Tubman because
53:11
she, quote, didn't free the slaves. He then insisted that
53:13
she just forced them to work
53:15
for different white
53:18
people which is a hot
53:20
take from the same man who
53:22
once claimed that slavery was
53:24
a choice. Yeah. I fucking
53:28
I'm getting remade, reading all this stuff again, by the
53:30
way. Oh my god. Other
53:33
choice opinions from
53:36
his platform include his
53:38
thou shalt not kill policy
53:41
on abortion. However,
53:43
he conceded that, quote, the
53:45
law is not by by god so that he
53:47
might not be able to outlaw
53:49
abortion fully, but he
53:52
wanted to he wanted to set
53:54
up a program where
53:56
where the government would pay one
53:58
and this is a quote, one million
54:01
dollars or something in that
54:03
range to women who chose
54:05
not to abort their
54:07
children. End quote, he he offered no details on
54:09
where that money would come from at all. And
54:12
it also reads, like, a
54:14
a fucking the
54:16
mom from arrested development,
54:18
where it's like, how much could milk really
54:20
cost these things? How much is a banana?
54:22
Ten dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
54:25
Yeah. It's like one million dollars or something in
54:27
that range, you know, a little bit of
54:29
money to start a family.
54:31
Oh my god. He
54:35
did participate in the George
54:37
Floyd protests and also paid
54:39
off George Floyd's daughter's
54:42
tuition. But then he
54:44
also claims to be against
54:46
the Black Lives Matter movement
54:49
and stated that, quote, the
54:51
police are people too, which
54:54
is, again,
54:56
just a wild choice to do it in I guess.
55:00
Kanye also claimed
55:04
that welfare you know, you
55:06
you always know something's good when it starts with
55:08
this. Whatever people start in with
55:10
welfare. Alright. Give 247 to
55:12
me. Kane also claimed that welfare was a tool used
55:14
by, quote, the Democratic plantation
55:18
to, quote, take
55:20
fathers out of their home
55:22
and keep black families
55:24
dependent on the party.
55:26
And he also
55:28
claimed that homicide was a byproduct of
55:30
welfare. What?
55:32
Oh, yeah. Which part of that is confusing
55:34
you? Is it
55:35
All of it. All
55:37
of it for first the, like, taking
55:39
father's away, I'm like, what what part of
55:42
welfare takes father's away?
55:44
Then, like, makes him dependent on the state, I
55:46
was like, No.
55:48
The goal is that, like, it gets you to
55:50
a place where you can eventually be more self
55:52
sufficient. Great. You know? Awesome. Yeah.
55:55
Yeah. I look, I'm
55:57
not gonna sit here and be like,
55:59
oh, he wasn't ever on welfare because I
56:01
honestly, and truly, I don't know.
56:03
But if somebody was on welfare, I can tell you
56:06
straight up, Doug. It's not as easy as
56:08
applying once and then just staying
56:10
on it forever. Forever.
56:12
You have to constantly justify it.
56:14
Yeah. Exactly. It's and if
56:16
you don't if you're not if you're
56:19
probably not trying to get to a better
56:21
situation, it actively becomes harder to
56:23
get it. It's
56:25
not Yeah. It's such a it's such
56:27
a it's such a fucking wild take.
56:29
Like I like I said, whenever somebody
56:31
starts off with, like, welfare and in that tone,
56:33
you're like, oh, this is gonna be fucking good. Tell
56:36
me tell me how you've never been
56:38
on welfare, my god.
56:40
Yes. Jesus
56:42
Christ. Look, after all was said and done. Kanye's
56:44
campaign was as big of a dumpster fire
56:46
as you would have thought. He only
56:48
appeared on twelve
56:50
states ballots he received
56:52
less than zero point
56:54
five percent of the votes in
56:56
each of them, and he was
56:58
obviously not elected
57:00
president. Right. Although
57:02
he was successful in creating a bunch
57:04
of problems for himself, you
57:06
see he raised over fourteen
57:10
million dollars for his
57:12
campaign, but twelve point
57:14
five million of that came from
57:16
his own
57:18
bank accounts. Oh, no. Yeah. And thirteen
57:20
million of that budget was
57:22
spent in the process of
57:24
trying to get
57:26
him elected. Just AII
57:29
can't imagine having twelve
57:31
point five million to piss
57:33
away on a dumb fucking bit.
57:35
That you came up with in the
57:37
shower at Chris Jenner's house
57:40
for the fucking VMAs,
57:42
my guy. Yeah. The
57:43
the that other two million and
57:45
possibly more seems to have
57:47
come from a secret network
57:49
of Republican party
57:52
members Kanye refused to report these transactions
57:54
and is currently under investigation
57:56
for violating federal law
57:58
in an attempt to hide Republican
58:02
affiliation. And if you're wondering why the Republicans would
58:04
back a candidate running against Donald
58:07
Trump, it's because certain conservatives
58:09
believe that Kanye would pull votes
58:12
away from Democratic candidate
58:14
Joseph Biden. And when
58:16
asked whether or not that was his
58:18
plan. Kanye stated and
58:20
I quote, I'm not
58:22
denying it.
58:23
Oh, jeez. I don't think it I
58:26
don't think he planned it. I
58:28
think other people planned around him.
58:30
Yeah. I think it's really clear that
58:32
the support that he got both from
58:34
Trump and other people. They like,
58:36
they knew that he wasn't a
58:38
serious threat to Donald Trump, although -- Yeah. --
58:40
he could have been because, like,
58:42
there is evidence that suggests he may have actually taken
58:45
some votes away from
58:47
Donald Trump because
58:50
I I know a lot of fans of Kanye, and
58:52
I think very few of them were
58:54
actually going to vote for
58:58
him because it's
59:00
stupid. It's so clearly a stupid choice.
59:04
Although, to be fair, Kanye,
59:06
a huge fan of Kanye also
59:08
voted for
59:09
4, and that was the first time that he
59:11
had apparently ever voted before
59:14
in his
59:16
last so good. Wild. Just
59:18
a wild choice. So
59:21
the legal issues don't stop
59:23
there either. Remember how I mentioned that Kanye had
59:25
to get a certain number of signatures
59:28
in order to get onto
59:30
the ballot? While the FEC is
59:32
investigating Kanye and his
59:34
campaign for fraud. Apparently,
59:36
his petitions included such
59:38
names as As
59:40
Bernie Sanders and Mickey
59:42
Mouse -- Mhmm. -- just
59:46
Shit. Yeah. Several other signatures
59:48
were paired with nonexistent addresses or are
59:51
fully fictitious citizens. In
59:54
New Jersey alone, over thirty signatures were
59:56
found to be fraudulent because
59:58
they were clearly signed with
1:00:01
the same handwriting. Oh my
1:00:04
god. It seems hard to prove that.
1:00:06
Right? Well, not if thirty people in
1:00:08
a row use little
1:00:10
circles to not their eye. No.
1:00:14
But fear 247, according
1:00:16
to Yay, he will return
1:00:19
in twenty twenty four. For yet
1:00:21
another presidential campaign. And in the meantime, we
1:00:23
will be back next week with the
1:00:25
final and possibly
1:00:28
the most frustrating episode of our
1:00:30
series on Kanye West.
1:00:32
That's right, baby.
1:00:34
We're doing full
1:00:36
episode on him in his stupid antisemitic
1:00:38
bullshit. Yeah. It didn't seem
1:00:40
right to just squeeze that into another episode
1:00:42
when it's taken front and center.
1:00:46
Recently. Yeah. And especially with
1:00:48
how far back it goes, and
1:00:50
I didn't realize that. I
1:00:52
messaged you page about
1:00:54
how, like, learning how
1:00:56
long he's thought this way
1:00:58
has made most, if not
1:01:00
all of his music, unlistenable to
1:01:02
me. Like, I just can't I can't I
1:01:05
can't do it because I know that while he was making his
1:01:07
old music, he was a
1:01:09
fucking Hitler praising pizza
1:01:12
shit. Right.
1:01:14
So But guess what?
1:01:16
We're done with this episode.
1:01:18
You made it. We're here.
1:01:21
And you can support us running
1:01:23
for president. That's right. We're running on the
1:01:25
same ballot as one candidate. We will
1:01:27
be legally sowing our cells together
1:01:29
-- Mhmm. -- so that we are one
1:01:31
entity -- At the foot. -- at the Like
1:01:34
a very legged race.
1:01:35
We decided to do it the worst way
1:01:37
past of Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We
1:01:37
didn't really factor in the height
1:01:40
difference. No. That's
1:01:40
like when I
1:01:41
I roast battle the guy, while we
1:01:43
were on break, who was
1:01:45
six foot seven, Oh my god.
1:01:47
And when you watch the video, I look like a child next
1:01:49
to him. Like, I'm the child he's
1:01:52
babysitting for
1:01:54
the day. Well,
1:01:57
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fictitious and not at all
1:02:01
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1:02:08
hey, if you wanna find
1:02:12
me, On social media, you can. It's very easy.
1:02:14
I'm at Mondo does stuff on everything
1:02:16
that's Instagram, Twitter, TikTok,
1:02:20
Fucking twitch even that's MAND0
1:02:23
does stuff, all one word.
1:02:26
Yeah. Come hang out. Come come
1:02:28
find me. This
1:02:31
month, I'm gonna be in San Francisco for SF Sketch
1:02:33
Fest on the twenty sixth, twenty
1:02:35
seventh, twenty eighth, and
1:02:38
twenty ninth. So show
1:02:40
dates are coming for that.
1:02:42
I assume this week. But basically,
1:02:44
this week, check my Instagram and and I'll
1:02:47
have information on in tickets and everything like that. It's gonna be a
1:02:49
fun time. Come see me. If you can, it's gonna be a
1:02:51
blast. I love you so much. Good night,
1:02:53
goodbye, and good luck. Hang,
1:02:56
it's a girl page. If
1:02:58
you also love the movie annihilation
1:03:00
--
1:03:00
Mhmm. -- we
1:03:01
probably have stuff in common 247 you should
1:03:04
probably follow me on 247 media at page
1:03:06
wesley on Twitter or at
1:03:08
RAMpage Wesley on Instagram and
1:03:10
TikTok. I do have a ton of
1:03:12
shows coming up in the next couple months. I will be
1:03:14
posting them on Instagram. Most of them are going
1:03:16
to be in the Los Angeles,
1:03:18
Las Vegas area.
1:03:22
But in this summer,
1:03:24
I have a couple different places
1:03:26
that I will be going. So
1:03:28
keep your ears peeled. Keep an
1:03:30
eye on Instagram. That's the best place to
1:03:32
look And if you don't hear enough of my voice, you
1:03:34
can listen to it on horror version and
1:03:37
romance in the pod. And
1:03:40
if you don't like my voice, but like the things in my brain, you
1:03:42
could listen to shippits and the fan. It's up
1:03:45
to you. And I
1:03:48
love you so much. Love you and you meet it by
1:03:50
you. But
1:03:52
if you don't like my voice, but you like
1:03:54
what's in my
1:03:56
brain, Yeah. That's yeah. No. That's If you're like, I like
1:03:58
these thoughts. I just wish they sounded different.
1:04:03
That's that's
1:04:06
very funny. Hey, if you
1:04:08
follow the show on
1:04:10
Instagram, you at co podcast.
1:04:13
Or at co podcast show on
1:04:15
Twitter. You can also send us an
1:04:17
email to co podcast show at
1:04:19
gmail dot com. Or
1:04:22
if you also think that
1:04:24
Andrew Garfield and Sebastian Stan were
1:04:26
robbed this
1:04:28
award season, We can
1:04:30
commiserate together and make vision boards about it,
1:04:32
and you could send those to 3756
1:04:34
West Avenue 4, suite k,
1:04:36
number two thirty seven, light Blackish
1:04:38
shining Los Angeles, California
1:04:40
90065.
1:04:43
And I think 4 this,
1:04:45
I'm gonna say don't drink tactical bath. That's
1:04:47
not what that's for.
1:04:50
Yeah. Yeah. Wipe yourself a
1:04:52
tactical bath, squeeze it into a cup, and
1:04:54
then
1:04:55
take it like shot if you're a
1:04:57
fucking man. If you're a fucking american, you wanna
1:05:00
drink your under
1:05:02
gunned juices. If you're
1:05:04
a rock and roll patriot
1:05:05
like kid rock, then you're
1:05:08
gonna drink
1:05:08
what comes out of the Yeah. I can't
1:05:10
collect the sweat that comes
1:05:13
off his waivey locks. Oh. Just
1:05:16
stringy stringy rat
1:05:18
tail hair. Look, I can't
1:05:19
prove this, but I'm freely sure that
1:05:22
kid rock hasn't taken a shower since two
1:05:24
thousand and three. I
1:05:25
mean, I'm not a hundred percent, but somebody should be
1:05:28
asking these questions.
1:05:30
That's right. We're free thinkers, baby. Yeah.
1:05:34
Don't drink the kool Aid.
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