Easter? I hardly know her! Welcome to the third but certainly not final listener testimony episode in which Randolf introduces a new segment called MEME HAS RISEN in which he finds fun Christian memes on www.instagram.com. THEN LaRue and Randolf bust into THIS WEEK IN JESUS in which the singing gets even more out of control than usual and LaRue gets stressed out. And thennn Randolf covers the controversial but very true fact in UGH JESUS CHRIST that you can't get to heaven with your hands full of penis. AND THEN FINALLY, LaRue reads us some longform stories in her segment "The Untitled Longform Segment uhhh Tony Hawk Pro Longform Stories" in which Loaf interrupts and LaRue reads a tale written in by our new favorite correspondent, Adam, about how he didn't actually meet Westboro Baptist Church but he almost did, and isn't that enough?

Need a drinking game? Reread these show notes and drink every time you read "in which."

SEE YOU IN HELL!

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