He-Hello? Are you still there? You haven't texted me back in 3 weeks, and I thought you were dead! Just kidding! WE ARE BACK after a 3 week hiatus which involves vacations, moving, and totally legit MOUNTAIN SICKNESS. Let's jump back in with a brand new segment called "The List" which is probably only going to be in this episode, but we'll see! Basically, the first 20 minutes of the episode is LaRue and Randolf catching up so feel free to skip ahead if you're interested in the iconic segments THIS WEEK IN JESUS, UGH JESUS CHRIST, and TONY HAWK PRO LONG FORM! 

SEE YOU IN HELL!