0:00

The seeing wit show? I'm watching

0:02

that for sure. Oh, 100%. I'm

0:04

sorry, I'm a female. I do not do work. I'm

0:07

too rich for that. We don't like violence. Guys,

0:10

I'm not gonna brag or anything like

0:12

that, but I'll watch that. Everyone

0:15

has? Fuck them. They're mean. Welcome

0:18

back, bitches. And I know what you're saying.

0:21

Kristen, your eyebrows look absolutely fucking snatched. Well,

0:24

they're going to. Right now,

0:26

they look like mine. They're

0:28

looking a little thick because I did just get

0:30

them done. I didn't get them microbladed. I don't

0:32

need to get a nano brow. That's

0:34

what I got. They'll be the same

0:36

thing, they're just hair strokes. So

0:39

microbladed? No, microbladed shading. That's

0:41

what I mean. To be honest, no offense.

0:44

I don't like make a big. I

0:46

like the hair strokes. They look more real. Like mine,

0:48

look. If you look. Wait,

0:53

I'm not getting one of those. I'm looking at. I

0:59

couldn't even tell because it's. What? Exactly.

1:02

You can't see like the strokes, you know? Yeah.

1:05

No, I think they look good. Thanks. Yours

1:09

is like color. Color me. I

1:11

don't ever do my brows, so. They look good. It

1:13

looks a little crazy right now, but they'll fade. Anywho,

1:15

we're making breakfast for dinner today.

1:18

I'm so excited because I've been craving

1:20

syrup. Well, you

1:22

went on TikTok, on Instagram, and me and Bri

1:24

always send back and forth like food to each

1:26

other, but it's always things that like we don't

1:28

make. So we're gonna make. French

1:34

toast wrapped sausage. Sausage,

1:36

French toast roll-ups. So I don't care what

1:38

the fuck it is. I'm eating it because

1:41

I've been. Show them what you got. Show them what you got.

1:44

Show them what you got. Show them what you got. Eggs,

1:47

vanilla extract, cinnamon. Eggs?

1:51

Breakfast. Bears? Do

1:53

you want me to talk to them or not? Legs? Breakfast,

1:56

sausage, and then obviously bread.

1:59

To make the. French toast, sausage, eggs,

2:01

vanilla extract, cinnamon, large

2:04

white bread, gluten

2:06

free. It's not

2:08

gluten free though, you're going to be okay? Yeah, I'm going to be okay, I'm just

2:10

going to shot for you. Okay, so to

2:13

make the... I also shit out milk too. To

2:15

make the dip for the French toast, you'll need

2:17

milk, the eggs, all your

2:20

wet ingredients pretty much, right? Yep. Wet,

2:23

wet, and wet. Do you want me to start cooking

2:25

the sausage? Yeah, yeah. You can... Do

2:27

you want... Are you okay? Hitch,

2:29

bro. Maybe

2:33

we can do that one for the

2:35

sausage and the roll-ups on that one, I was thinking,

2:37

maybe. Okay, well that one would probably be better for

2:40

the roll-ups than this one for the sausage. Maybe

2:42

put some spray it, or put butter

2:45

with it. Butter my biscuit? Where

2:47

is it? Where is the spray? Who I

2:49

call now? Yeah. I know

2:54

you can't talk to this, no, there's no camera

2:56

in here, so... Looks like I'm gonna

2:58

have to be spinning around downtown, you know what I'm

3:00

saying? I'm gonna make the wet... That's a

3:02

lot, but that's okay. Um,

3:08

well I'm hearing now, hold on, I'm

3:11

hearing now that our back producers fucking want to

3:13

eat our food, so you better make fucking enough

3:15

for everybody. I'm making them all. I'll take them down,

3:17

hold on, I don't care. Because

3:21

the last time I brought them home, everybody complained

3:23

because they said our food sucked. So

3:26

you can talk to Tyler about him saying that our food sucks.

3:28

Okay, Tyler doesn't even like anything. He doesn't even

3:31

eat butter noodles. So...

3:34

You okay? Yeah. Okay. What

3:37

would make you think I would watch this? I don't know,

3:39

you sound like you're struggling over struggle bluffs. We

3:42

don't have any clue of what we're talking about today, because

3:44

yesterday we went on a rampage. I don't have that many

3:46

forks. I actually was going in last night. You

3:50

never read my messages, did you? No,

3:52

because you started talking about something else. I long just

3:55

forgot about me. He said send him to me,

3:57

I want to see what you're saying. And then

3:59

you just completely ignored me. No, I

4:01

didn't ignore it. My intentions were not to. Then you

4:03

kept talking about something else that we changed. I

4:05

think we need one more egg. But like, did

4:08

you have any kind of, you didn't

4:10

look at all? Is that a lot of milk? I

4:14

didn't mean to pour that much. Chris

4:17

didn't pour too much milk. You might have to redo it. But

4:19

it doesn't matter. Why are you guys

4:21

laughing? Because I

4:23

didn't mean to pour that much milk, but it doesn't matter. And

4:27

the egg isn't for flavor, it's just to cook it. The

4:31

what? I'm

4:36

done talking to you. Okay,

4:43

so what did you do today, Whitney? Today

4:45

I woke up and got a

4:48

massage, which is fire. And

4:52

then I

4:54

went to lunch with Tyler. We

4:57

brought honey. She almost took

4:59

me out of the seat. She

5:02

about took me across the yard

5:04

because there was bird. That

5:07

was really embarrassing. And then we went

5:09

to pet land and I was

5:11

trying to buy a bird. It was

5:14

so cute. A bird? A bird. It

5:16

was one of those yellow, red, brown bears. Whitney said,

5:18

I want to pet land. I said, do not buy

5:20

a fucking dog. I'm not. Okay,

5:23

I can't. We bought a snake. You

5:26

bought another one? Yes. Do you

5:28

like it? Do you like it? She

5:30

likes a snake. It's an anaconda.

5:35

What is it? What is it called? It's still boa.

5:37

A boa constrictor. Okay, something's not going right. That means

5:39

that she's going to constrict that. I need the fucking

5:41

fork. Because I'm trying

5:43

to. I know

5:46

that sounds good. Oh, you want to hand me

5:48

a plastic one? I'm really not trying to do

5:50

this. I'm trying to do this. Oh, is it

5:52

a Nistor? No, there might be a whole pack

5:54

of. Oh, there we go. Who do I call now? There

6:00

we go, now it can, now the eggs can be seen. So we

6:02

were stirring in the French toast, the egg and the milk. How's your

6:04

sausage and cheese? She poured way too much cowl. My

6:07

sausages are just now cooking. So gas though. But

6:10

anyway, we're at the set-land. I like a lot of

6:12

cinnamon though because I don't... Oh, she likes the cinnamon.

6:14

I don't want it to taste like nothing. Cement to

6:16

us from... She's confused why it's

6:18

clumping now. I've

6:21

made French toast before, but this doesn't look right. It's just

6:23

too much milk. No, I think it's

6:25

because the eggs weren't all the way up. Are you trying to like,

6:27

do you want some cereal with that milk? I'm

6:30

trying to beat the eggs. So you've got them flies in

6:32

this fucking bitch. Um, are

6:35

you gonna tell me about your day? Because I

6:37

went to pet land, didn't buy anything, went home.

6:39

We got that, I'm telling you, we got

6:41

that thing with the

6:43

pulleys and it has a string and it sends

6:45

the dogs a fly in. You should get

6:48

one. She

6:53

looked at me like I did something. I was like, we're pouring

6:55

in the vanilla now. The cinnamon

6:57

is rising. It's okay. You just have

6:59

more. Do you want to worry about your saucers over

7:02

there? Yeah, they're not... they just need to be... I

7:04

hear them. Shh. Well, they

7:06

just need a little bit of... No, but what I

7:08

did today was I woke up. I'm

7:10

having a hard time sleeping now. Fucking sucks ass.

7:13

Yeah. Woke up. When got my eyelashes done. Thank

7:18

you. And then I got my eyebrows. Do

7:20

you like your eyelashes done? Yeah,

7:22

I um... There we go. Now this

7:25

looks good. Didn't you just get them done like last week?

7:27

Yeah, but I have a different one. How

7:29

many sausages are there? 1,

7:31

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 sausages. So

7:38

we need 14 pieces of bread. Can

7:43

I help you? You're doing the fun part.

7:46

I want to do this part. I'm not doing it yet. We

7:48

have to wait for the sausage we've done anyways. Yeah,

7:50

but we can cut this. Right, so you can cut these ones.

7:52

Do you have another cutting board? Yeah, I don't matter though because...

7:55

Oh, I didn't get it. It doesn't matter? Well,

7:58

to be honest, if I had to... The counter I

8:00

did just clean the counter but yeah, but like I don't want

8:03

to I was gonna honor I mean like you thought

8:05

for it's not my counter It

8:07

ain't my counter. I'm gonna use this Perfect.

8:11

Okay. I'll just fuck what you okay cut off all

8:14

four corners. All right, I just

8:16

don't want to fuck up your counter That's

8:18

not your car If it doesn't

8:20

matter we're gonna cut off all four corners right now

8:22

the piece of bread. We got 12 because get this

8:24

fly Why can't

8:26

we keep the crust though? Okay? This

8:29

is the why can't we keep the fucking crust

8:31

we can I've never

8:34

eaten French toast without the car. I know that's boring

8:36

all the weenies. I was really excited for this

8:39

This better be fucking good. What did you do

8:41

today? Kristen? I already said I did happen to

8:43

just go get my eyelashes done Oh My

8:46

eyebrows tinted and I came back dad

8:48

went to the gym washed

8:50

a little man then

8:54

The rest was his head hit so it's

8:56

okay. There's a little bread on it. I'm not getting

8:59

free Hold

9:01

me that she wants to have baby soon. What

9:03

do you think? I

9:05

think she does she deserves Having

9:08

rain. She does our puppy.

9:10

No since yeah We

9:13

need to take a person you talk cross You

9:17

guys you're really precise. That's good. I should

9:19

have gotten a bread. I get it. I

9:21

did steak nice Okay, okay. What's going on

9:23

here? Well, don't you? Maybe

9:26

I got you questions of the baby. Okay. What do

9:28

you have what questions? Are you gonna raise the baby

9:30

under a certain religion? Yeah

9:34

What is it? Baptist? Oh my god, Bob

9:37

kiss. Yes. Okay. So how are we supposed to roll these out?

9:39

I just had it. I just actually had a conversation with Jacob

9:41

the other day about this actually yesterday I don't write home for

9:43

my other podcast. I said I really want to go to church

9:45

I think we need to find a church and become my I

9:47

want to our treatment. My house our babies can Grow

9:51

up and be baptized and saved and all that type

9:53

of stuff. Well, what about? School

9:56

private public. Well, okay,

9:59

so I grew up in in public my whole life, but this

10:01

is not a small town and you got me fucked up having

10:03

my kids go to a public school here. I

10:05

gotta get a little check on these weenies. We need to go to Beninah, we'll fuck

10:07

up. Weenie Hunt Jr. Hey,

10:12

be nice, I'm trying to do everything slow and steady one today.

10:17

I think I'll have my kid in private school for

10:19

sure until they get kicked out. Well,

10:22

I'm kinda encouraged. Getting

10:25

kicked out. I'm not, but they're gonna be like, Mommy,

10:27

what happened? I'm gonna be like, yeah, I went to

10:29

three different schools, son. Why?

10:32

Well, your mom likes women. Then

10:37

how did you make me? Daddy's not a

10:39

women. Daddy has

10:41

a penile. I'm not gonna

10:43

say that fast. Oh, this looks so

10:45

good. Maple

10:48

Street Biscuit. So

10:53

we have our backs turned. We

10:56

were still frying the sausages and

10:59

wrapping these hoes soon enough. Put butter in the

11:01

other pan because their sausages are almost done. I'm

11:03

so excited. You guys keep talking, but

11:05

I can't, I don't know. No, I didn't know, I was

11:07

listening to the question. Yes, if I still have delivery

11:09

of Michigan, I said yes. Because

11:13

I wouldn't have met Liz. And

11:15

then. Did you meet her on social media? Yeah. That

11:18

message means. I didn't know

11:20

that. Yeah. So yeah,

11:22

I definitely think I still have a living Michigan probably. Because

11:24

I definitely wouldn't have thought just moved the floor to buy

11:27

myself. What happens

11:29

if like, well

11:31

one, I would be in my

11:33

little house on the prairie probably with the same

11:35

amount of dogs. Actually no, definitely not. But.

11:39

These are definitely done. Yeah, I didn't. What about like,

11:42

what happens if TikTok goes away? Or like,

11:44

wherever. Well, I mean, I'm hoping to. We

11:48

can, if TikTok goes away, we still have a podcast.

11:50

We still have a following. You know what

11:52

I mean? We can still do shit with that. I mean,

11:54

I wouldn't, and there's always gonna be other apps. I think

11:56

personally. I mean, we could always do it. My life isn't

11:58

gonna end if TikTok ends. I would. Jacob, can

12:01

you make him be a firefighter? God, I, dude,

12:03

that'd be so hot. I would

12:05

make Tyler be a firefighter. I would literally start my house

12:07

on fire for him to come home. Yeah, I know. So

12:11

Tyler, what about you? What would

12:13

you think, what do you think you'd be doing? It

12:16

depends. You've never gotten popular on

12:18

social media. I probably have already

12:20

graduated by now, for sure. But

12:23

I don't know

12:25

if I would have lasted because every girl- That's my thing

12:27

is I don't know if I would have lasted. Every girl

12:29

that was in my grade or in my class at nursing

12:31

school is not a nurse anymore. Once

12:34

a dog breeder, like she breeds

12:36

dogs. Fucking kidding. One is, she

12:41

does IVs, so I guess you could do that. Not

12:44

even people that just do TikTok. A lot of people

12:46

have quit like their nine to five jobs just to

12:48

do business. Yeah, and like sell clothes and items and

12:50

TikTok shop. Okay, so we need to dip these first.

12:52

No, no, wrap them and end of them. Okay,

12:56

these are really hot. Where's the

12:58

pinchers? Yonder. I

13:02

got pinchers on my fingers. You wanna do

13:04

this or do you wanna do this way? I think that

13:06

way they'll fold- So the sauces are done.

13:09

And then turn it one more time. Like this? Yeah,

13:11

that's what I think. And then smash it a little

13:13

bit more so it stays on the bread. And

13:16

they're hot so it's gonna stay. Yes,

13:19

and now we dip it in here. Do we need a like, toothpick?

13:22

Do you have any toothpicks or like little forks? I

13:25

don't have any toothpicks, but I think- Is it sticking? Yeah,

13:28

I just didn't wanna like unravel and then send

13:30

it. Yeah. Okay. Oh

13:36

my God, that looks so good. All right, well, let's

13:38

get to work then. Here we go. So just

13:41

my bread. So

13:44

now we are doing the sausages while

13:46

we- Oh my God,

13:48

Winnie, this is gonna be- I wrapped them,

13:50

we are sticking them. Oh my God, that's

13:52

so good. I'm not kidding, I'm so excited.

13:55

And then we're dropping them in the wash,

13:57

egg wash with the French toast.

13:59

Oh. Kristen, that

14:02

was a full egg. I know. The egg is

14:04

lit good. Oh my god. There's a yolk in

14:06

there. Hold on, let me add that. That one's not

14:08

good. Wait, can we mix it up? Yeah,

14:12

do this like, yeah. Yeah,

14:15

so the egg, well the yolk is

14:17

not good. But you can't even see

14:19

the egg. No. That's why I'm

14:21

confused. So, um, yeah, get that thing

14:23

in over. Anywho, we can add more. I'm

14:26

going, I'm about to. Just grab it

14:28

with your finger. Get that fucking thing

14:31

out of here. That's

14:33

not a big bug. It's not.

14:36

We're putting like raw egg on this thing and then, ooh,

14:38

no. It's getting all mushy. Do

14:42

we need to put him straight into the

14:44

pan? Hey. Whistle

14:48

while you work. Give me that freaking,

14:50

give me those pliers. Give

14:53

me those pliers right now. We're going

14:55

to start cooking the sausages now because,

14:58

we don't have enough room in these pans, so we're going

15:00

to send them straight

15:03

into the pan. They're a little soggy. The egg

15:05

yolk's probably still in there. And

15:08

Kristen is going to be the putter together, and I'm

15:10

going to be the cooker. Is this on? Mm-hmm.

15:14

You might, you can turn it up a little bit, because I just found

15:16

a load of melted butter. Oh

15:19

my gosh, these are going to be so fucking gas. I'm

15:22

so excited. So, when do

15:24

you think you'll get pregnant with? What? Fuck,

15:27

I don't know. I'm married. I don't

15:29

even know when I'm getting married, so. This

15:31

one's a small bro. Shit,

15:34

I'm still in birth control. I ain't gotten off that

15:36

shit. Okay, you might have to just cook. It's

15:39

just like roll them this way. Well, I was trying, but

15:41

it's that bread. Roll them and then fold them over, like,

15:43

it's too small. And then

15:45

it's full. Huh.

15:51

Yeah, I don't know when I'm going to get... So, any

15:53

concerts coming up, though? Because I know you've had a lot

15:55

of fucking songs come out. Mm, yeah. I

15:57

had a song come out last night. It was in Top 100.

16:00

And then that that song is

16:02

actually about I don't know I

16:04

didn't write it so Realistically

16:08

I have about five songs

16:10

right now, so we're starting to look at

16:12

like Bars and

16:14

stuff and places to be able to perform

16:16

where we can come like brass But like

16:18

low-key like why not actually brass probably not

16:21

like a club like we're like always like

16:23

uh yeah Like where Chase bronze bar? I'm

16:25

just I just have to have my band

16:27

come down and like fly down and like

16:30

actually Perform and then I

16:32

have to what's the word? I'm

16:34

say try out Make sure you

16:36

turn them to because they cook kind of fat. I have

16:38

to practice. You know what's the word Not

16:42

what is it? So like just get used to being

16:44

on stage and everything right? Yeah, but like rehearsal. Yeah

16:46

rehearsal Because if I don't

16:48

then I'm gonna look like an idiot No

16:51

But I feel like you've done pretty well at

16:53

the fucking concerts that you've done Yeah So actually

16:55

all of them have been like super fucking last

16:57

minute and yeah a lot of shit has not

16:59

gone your way for those No, cuz uh what

17:01

the last time we went my band Never

17:05

even knew the songs that I was singing

17:07

new last action didn't even actually know who

17:09

I was they left They

17:12

left us there, and I had to use someone else's bam

17:15

So that shit was bad then I had no any

17:17

years Then at

17:20

the show I never got paid for we

17:22

met so many people Never

17:24

got any fucking money for that Fucked

17:26

up so now you know like actually I'm doing this

17:29

shit by myself cuz I can't deal with these people

17:31

All right, braid braid's gonna ask us questions. We'll

17:33

repeat them. What is your biggest

17:35

turn? Hey I'm

17:39

not actually yeah. Yeah, okay.

17:41

It's like we're about to have okay. Yeah, my

17:43

mine is when you think

17:45

that you can just Start going

17:47

right hand on there. Yeah, I can you go

17:50

and then just end in there it then you're

17:52

trying to get in Yeah, I'm a fucker you

17:54

need to wish wash that and get it fucking

17:56

soaking. I can't you can't stick in the dick

18:00

Or like just rubbing it for hours at this point.

18:02

They're right here. Loub. Loub. No, I'm afraid I'm

18:04

gonna get a massive beefy Okay, I tried it once

18:07

It was strawberry flavored. It burnt

18:09

like a motherfucker. We have we actually have

18:11

some but we have just the water bait just

18:13

regular Fucking shit,

18:16

but yeah, it didn't feel good at

18:18

all I wouldn't I don't want to do it because that reason

18:20

I would get it I would get a fucking Yeast

18:22

infection really bad. Yeah, I didn't it's

18:24

actually pregnant. I'm so I Want

18:29

your biggest turn off I want to say When

18:35

well first of all the dick

18:37

small but I'd

18:40

say I Don't

18:43

know like This

18:45

is like I Don't

18:49

know oh We

18:51

need you looking face the fucker he's spitting on first

18:53

of all, okay, but Different

18:57

but when it's a random ass fucking dude, no,

19:00

okay, like sure it's fitting your face is like

19:03

He did that. No, we're not fitting them out. We're

19:05

not a person that that's okay. Yeah.

19:07

Yeah, but no no It's brush your teeth. So

19:09

like Fun. Yeah, but I'm

19:11

saying it's like Tyler like would you open your mouth? Yeah Yeah,

19:15

okay. Yeah, but that's like that my like biggest

19:18

Turn off I'd say like if I'm not in the

19:20

mood and it's like get the fuck and they're trying

19:23

to like yeah I like finger

19:25

me first. I'm like, no, you're not first of all. You

19:27

might like his fingers I've gotten to

19:29

the age where I don't like the scoochie scratchy shit

19:32

No, no good god those fucking hurt.

19:35

Yeah Start

19:37

playing a little bit down there. We don't gotta shove

19:39

it right in there right away. Kiss me kiss my

19:41

neck I don't know, but you can't just expect it.

19:43

What about you turn off like what about turn off

19:45

and like look? I

19:49

don't know Yeah, look so like Turn

19:53

off like what's the word? Would

19:56

they'll do something physical? That's

20:00

your like, just

20:02

like any time. Baby

20:07

boys talk. Who? I can't

20:09

do it. Ew, I cannot do it.

20:12

Ew. I don't like when people lie, but

20:14

like I also, I also

20:17

don't like when

20:19

like someone like always

20:21

has to be better, like,

20:25

or biggest turn off is

20:28

when they reference another person they've had sex

20:30

with. Wait,

20:33

like, are you like going to like, you

20:36

need to stop saying like these when

20:38

they're going in or whatever, or like not

20:40

even like dirty talk, just like talking in

20:42

general. And they kind of

20:44

reference like other women they've had sex with like, oh,

20:46

that person didn't do this. Okay,

20:49

we need more butter because this switch is, these are done.

20:52

Okay. Well then we'll switch these out because these are about

20:54

to burn. Are they done though? Yeah,

20:56

they're done. Okay, put them on here. I'll

20:58

get my butter. Oh,

21:01

okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Does size

21:03

matter? I

21:08

would say yes, but

21:10

like, no, like

21:13

I'm not into like huge ginormous horse cock.

21:15

So, but like, I

21:17

mean, if you're shit, you're just like average,

21:19

you can do something with

21:22

it, you know, it doesn't got to be huge because

21:25

if it's too big, like you're explaining like, no. No,

21:27

it's all about making love. I forgot. It

21:29

doesn't even matter what it is. You could use your fingers and

21:31

you could fucking, but I have

21:34

been with somebody that, uh,

21:36

doesn't have the biggest and I've been with

21:39

people that have big

21:41

and to be

21:43

honest, the only pair, if it's smaller, okay,

21:46

if you know what you're doing and you can like, you

21:49

can still make a girl finished with your fingers with

21:51

it, you know, eating them out and shit. It doesn't

21:53

just have to be the way

21:57

I'm in German, but, uh, The

22:00

whamming salmon. But,

22:03

also, if they're small, when

22:05

you get a certain amount of wet, you

22:08

don't- Yes! No, yes, bro. You don't feel it

22:10

anymore. So then there's no, so you just hope

22:12

that they can just finish, because at this point,

22:15

there's nothing you're doing for me. Harder, harder. No,

22:17

it's not. Honey, I'm in. Okay,

22:20

if you could only do one position, and for the

22:22

rest of your life, what would it be and why?

22:24

And I know it's gonna be the same exact one

22:26

I'm thinking. Don't fucking say ride, there's

22:28

no way. I'm gonna have to go just because I'm

22:30

pregnant, and I really, it's the only position we can

22:32

do. It's gonna have to be

22:34

missionary. Yep. Because- I get a

22:36

horniest with it. Because it's all on top. And I

22:38

get the horniest with it. Because they're in my phase.

22:43

The icon? Yeah. Dude, I'm

22:45

talking, I'm talking the other night. Yeah.

22:47

I haven't had sex in a minute. Grab

22:50

that shit, look at me. It's

22:53

a whole minute for me, so. No,

22:56

Jacob's been on one recently. Oh

22:59

yeah, there's sometimes where it's like, you just have

23:01

to flout it. You think he's like 20 for

23:03

your pregnant? He said

23:05

it's a kink for him. Yeah, I mean, I

23:07

heard that was a thing. I'm not trying to

23:09

get impregnated like seven times. I heard, I heard

23:11

that was a thing, like a lot of guys

23:14

like pregnant women. But one thing, it does make

23:16

you super insecure. Okay, so you know, you ever-

23:18

Yeah. We know when they're doing stuff down there,

23:20

whatever. You look down, you have a flat stomach.

23:22

You can fucking see past it. I

23:25

can't. So I look down,

23:27

and it looks like I'm a poopa. So I want to

23:29

put the blanket over, and like, no, fucking do that. Can

23:32

I just get cold? Hey, did I ever get you

23:34

cold down there? And you're like freezing? And

23:37

you have to whip the blanket on. You

23:39

just gotta start drying off, but it's like air drying off. He does.

23:42

That's just so funny. All right, what about you? What's

23:44

your, what position for you? Missionary. I

23:46

love missionary. Why? I

23:48

like missionary all the time, anytime. Doesn't

23:50

matter what it is, it's missionary. I'll

23:53

try and do fucking missionary in the shower, if

23:55

it takes that time. Hold on,

23:57

I'm gonna say something, because you just said that. Oh,

24:00

right now wait, you have a big shower.

24:02

Okay, you're telling me have you ever been

24:04

on top of him in the shower? Like

24:08

yeah, sitting down. It's shit the fuck down.

24:10

What and you're doing this number? Oh

24:16

god, isn't and then that's here. It's your fucking knees

24:18

and then you're like, all right. All right I'm like,

24:20

yeah, I'm telling you I tried that. I tried the

24:22

wall with the splits. It fucking works It's

24:25

not gonna be in my little bowl We're

24:28

almost I think we're done Um,

24:30

okay. What's the most embarrassing thing that's

24:32

happened to you during sex? Oh hell

24:36

first of all this okay, I Don't

24:39

know if they were just drunk or what but they fall on

24:41

his way That's embarrassing

24:44

thing to you. Like what have you done?

24:46

That's like we see Hello, I

24:48

pull on loud as fuck bitch and

24:50

I'm like, oh Sorry,

24:53

I'll be on to this one and

24:55

I'm gonna blame it on pregnancy because I've never done

24:57

before but straight up like ripped ass You

25:00

should oh, I swear to god. Have you

25:02

heard like You

25:05

like feel like you're coming or whatever and and

25:08

it cut and you try to like push a little bit

25:10

it kind of These

25:14

are burning these are burning them off or when you're

25:16

trying to look you like squirt a little high Yeah,

25:19

and you and you and you go and

25:21

send it and you're like babe. I'm sorry.

25:23

Just put those ones in the back They're

25:25

good. Yeah Okay, so then done.

25:28

I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit of powdered sugar

25:30

on them now that we're finished with cooking this

25:33

Yeah, put put powdered sugar and

25:35

then syrup on the side. Okay, I'll take a

25:37

picture These

25:39

look fucking yes Okay,

25:43

we're gonna pause this question and we're gonna fucking

25:45

try these really quick because I can't stare at

25:47

them any longer Let's go center You

25:51

ready? Oh, they're kind of hot. Yeah,

25:53

I'm gonna dip it in syrup. Let me get this on Oh

25:58

my gosh, these are like the cinnamon toast Okay,

26:00

hurry up because I just

26:02

got that one bit one from the bottom. No, you did it in

26:04

the bottom No, you didn't you got right

26:06

from the top actually. Oh, here we go. Ready?

26:08

Cheers. Oh My

26:15

god Mmm

26:21

Breathe out here fill up or damn water bottle loudest.

26:23

Oh These are

26:26

good. Oh my god. Holy

26:28

shit actually This

26:30

is your craving this is gonna be okay. Yes

26:34

Salty and sweet. Mm-hmm. I have a little bit of

26:36

both. Mmm.

26:39

Wait is it salty from the sausage? Yeah

26:44

Yeah, okay. Well, that's loud.

26:46

You like ladders quiet quiet.

26:49

If it's more of like an instrument type

26:51

thing whispers, uh-huh But

26:54

I mean I'm talking you're fucking beating each other up.

26:56

Mm-hmm. Yeah, let me mm-hmm I

27:00

want some grape juice Grape

27:02

juice Okay,

27:04

Tom your cravings right now pizza

27:08

My pizza. Yes pizza. Is it like cravings

27:10

like every day is different or like week?

27:13

Mmm. It's just a pet It's not I don't have like

27:15

weird cravings like I'm not the one that's like put pickles

27:17

in like fucking, you know Shit, I don't have those but

27:20

I have like cravings were like when I want something Do

27:24

you want them grape juice a little bit or

27:26

no sure All right, I'm

27:28

gonna have my sexy we're just talking about us having sex

27:30

tonight, but I'm gonna have my oh Baby

27:34

daddy come in and try these baby. They're so good.

27:36

They're French toast wrap sausages. These two I picked out

27:38

for you Well,

27:40

this one is but not those two really French

27:43

toast. I've had this before like from like you

27:45

don't have it in there. They're different schools They

27:47

sell us us. We're not this one's better

27:49

than school. Yeah, what the hell school

27:51

They are fucking me, you know, they're cool was like five

27:54

years ago We

27:56

just ate like five each. Yeah,

27:58

that's a fire Yeah, they should have. Creation

28:01

would love this. Go

28:03

give them one. You just ate dirt,

28:05

so you probably need some. Gosh. He

28:08

just boyed dirt. Yeah, he grabbed it and was like. I'll

28:11

cut one out first. Well, actually, it was really good.

28:13

They're good as hell. It's probably the easiest help to make, too. They

28:16

were, huh? Took

28:18

us not even like 10 minutes. Hey, were

28:20

those good? The

28:23

powder went down my throat. I didn't, he sucked it.

28:25

He's good, though. I didn't held it. Yeah. Good.

28:29

Baby, can you actually tell me the time of this real quick? Yeah.

28:32

This is for you. This is for you, actually. Just

28:35

give us 15 minutes. I'll put Grace in the bed. Do you conduct? Yeah.

28:37

OK. Babe.

28:43

Babe. He actually

28:45

got this. Do you do that often? All the

28:47

time. Oh my god. We're just going to make

28:50

a big fun. Why? Why?

28:53

We didn't have to. Why? Wait,

28:56

give me a kiss. Goodbye. Goodbye.

28:58

Don't be good. Take Grace. We'll

29:00

save one for Grace. Here. Why

29:03

don't you ever do four anymore? Four?

29:08

I love you more. Oh,

29:10

wow. I love you more. I love you, too. Have

29:14

fun. All right. Well, we had Diego come

29:16

in and try. I mean, it was so yummy. He

29:18

approved. You'll take his home to Tyler,

29:21

though, actually. Yeah, I'll bring one. Anywho, thanks for

29:23

watching. A 10 out of 10. This is probably

29:25

one of my top favorite meals, only because I've

29:27

been craving fucking syrup. I literally

29:29

doordashed chocolate chip waffles the other night. And

29:32

the whole thing is just so messy. That shit was good. I

29:34

just have been craving syrup. So this is 10 out of 10

29:36

meal. Super quick, easy. Have great

29:38

vagina. I love you all. Peace.