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Welcome back to the nuthouse, Dad Bite listeners! In this crispy Fall episode, special guest "AJ" (Christian's wife) drops in to show us how to split up fights like a pro. We also discuss why someone would be naked from the waist down, why 6-ye
It's all here on Dad Bite's spring finale episode! Special guest "Anka" drops in to help us discuss important social topics like bizarre dreams, drag queen reading hour, and the truth about Santa Claus... not to mention an insightful look at "O
A short and friendly summer primer from Dad Bite to let you know that a) Summer Break is on its way! and b) we have one more Spring episode to share with you, coming very soon!
Happy March from Dad Bite! On this round of Dad Bite debauchery, Christian and Michelle have a chat with Christian's brother, Evan, who shows off his new dad skills. Join these three brain-twisted parents as they discuss magical cures to get yo
It's the vaccine edition! Professional-drummer-turned-nurse practitioner Adam Navone makes an appearance on Dad Bite to fill us in on the important details, like 1) what it was like to get a covid vaccine shot, 2) fun facts about nature, and 3)
It's a brand new year, but don't think that any of us are going to change: join Christian, Michelle, and guest Amber Albin (Christian's sister/ host of the Really Real Mama podcast) as they delve into the last magical ten months with their fa
Happy Holidays from your twisted friends at Dad Bite! This week's guest, "Ossie," (champion dad and fellow smack talker) helps us weigh in on Dad gifts that are truly bizarre. Christian and Michelle also take a moment to ponder "tender moments,
No one is spared in this special Fall/ November/ Pandemic Fatigue episode. To start, Michelle discusses (and gets slack for) her new love interest; Christian gets a spirit dragon reading; and both of them let loose about kids who won't f--in cl
This is what happens when you're in the middle of a pandemic: sometimes you have find a new guest. Join Christian and Michelle as they find a new guest (while the other one quarantines), all the while discussing what a census worker's liver tas
As we launch into the strangest school year on record, Christian and Michelle take a moment to reflect on their respective weaknesses as parents and as people (and there are many). Along the way they reflect on other important topics, like sist
It's just getting weirder out there, and Christian and Michelle are here to not offer their help. Join them as they break down the latest events, starting with the things we teach our children in "Not my Homeschool," bums on a mattress, what a
There's a lot to think about in this day and age, like why Christian suddenly loses his mind when he talks to Tweaker Trolls... or whether or not his daughters might be eaten by wolves in the middle of the night. Michelle throws in her two cent
Happy Father's Day! In this episode, we celebrate the grossness of being a dad ("Captain Sweaty"), the economics of child labor, and some generally bad tips on parenting. To top it all off, we revel in the poetic glory one of Christian's perenn
In this episode of our Weekday Interlude, a.k.a "The Sh**show Review," Christian ruminates on having a midlife birthday, the state of being a dad, and the inevitability of becoming your own dad. Along the way, we also take the time to relive th
This bi-week on Dad Bite we discuss giving cigarettes to 5-year-olds, the weird allure of ASMR (don't ask), and the futility of homeschooling. It's a sure sign that we're all going to Dairy Queen in a handbasket.
Time to discuss the finer points in life, like the difference between boys and girls, how we're all sh*** preschool teachers, and why certain protests are just pointless. To top it off, we mourn the loss of the iconic "Hood to Coast" for the ye
Our new co-host Michelle finally joins us from the deep, dark recesses of parenting in the time of Corona. To celebrate her emergence, she and Christian discuss Voodoo Doughnuts, ugly toes, and saying "f***" at home... and for good measure, the
Fred, a.k.a. "Bompa," stops by to talk about raising daughters and what it was like to see his own daughter marry the host of this show (Christian). Join us for these awkward moments and more (including 3-year-old swearing sprees, rock-paper-s
We're all in this together... from our separate homes. Christian lays out the updates on a new reality of childcare, where children are now in the custody of parents who have no idea how to actually care for kids-- much less their own kids. To
A how-to episode on what not to do when your 5-year-old daughter starts getting Valentines cards; how to recognize a melodic dog fart; and finally, Jeremy stops by to educate us on how to kill an elk with your car and make sure it still tastes
Rin rin picks an unlikely candidate to take the blame for her dirty business; Christian offers helpful dad tips for aspiring young princesses; Salomon drops by to talk about falling asleep in your electric car, making your kid jog on the highwa
Christian has a post-Christmas chat with the two tiny psychopaths; Bumpy sings a sweet, sugar-free song; the first edition of "Dad Tips" makes a debut.
CJ gets rated on his butt-wiping capabilities; Coffee House Michelle stops in and offers some advice about raising girls, covering all the necessary topics like boyfriends, the tooth fairy, and do-it-yourself strip joints.
A panty shortage ravages the house; on the Weekday update, CJ keeps you posted on the "fly-in-the-butthole" trick and the nearly dead Justin Bieber toothbrush; and finally, it's that time of year again... time to play "What Makes Me Angry about
Butts and cherry toothpaste. It's a battle of the wits between CJ and the princesses-- and as usual, CJ loses.
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