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I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I

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went to Medieval Times last night and we just

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had so much fun. You got to get your

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Medieval on, hang out with the Knights. We

1:02

were on Team Yellow and Red Knight. He

1:04

got his butt kicked. And

1:06

at one point I went over to my daughter

1:08

because everybody was doing these accents. And

1:11

I said, have you heard of the famous

1:13

actor Matthew Berry? Because everybody

1:15

is doing that like, welcome the

1:17

Queen, welcome you to Daily Comedy

1:19

News. Ricky

1:21

Gervais has taken over a prominent billboard in

1:24

Slough. That is the setting of his version

1:26

of the office. I saw

1:28

somebody online complaining that they're rebooting the

1:30

office. I hate to tell you. Anyway,

1:34

Ricky Gervais has a billboard.

1:36

He's promoting his brand Dutch-born

1:38

Orchard Vaka. His advertisement

1:40

encourages consumers to buy Dutch-born Orchard Vaka

1:43

to make a person rich and happy

1:45

with the caveat being the person is

1:47

Ricky Gervais. That's how you do it. Meanwhile,

1:50

get your thumb out. Be ready to hit 30

1:52

seconds skip again. I played you that Jim Gaffigan

1:54

clip yesterday. Jim,

1:57

intervention coming, man. The coolness is just

1:59

ooh. Oozing out of you. Let's go

2:01

back to the today's show and again. I'm a journalist.

2:03

I'm not journalist I don't want to lose you guys

2:05

I don't want you to be like I can't listen

2:07

to this podcast with these terrible clips, but as a

2:10

journalist I'm not a journalist. I have to play this

2:12

clip for you So please hit

2:14

30 seconds skip at least twice because I

2:16

don't want to submit you to all the

2:18

coolness Oozing

2:22

out of Jim Gaffigan as he

2:24

sells his bourbon on the today's show. This is just

2:26

awful. You ready skip skip Are

2:28

you still here? Okay, this is on you.

2:30

I try to warn you. Here's Jim Gaffigan

2:34

Well, the thing is is we're talking

2:37

about this I was approached You

2:40

know to do a celebrity spirits a couple times, but

2:42

I was worried because I didn't want to do something

2:44

bad Yeah, so I called a good friend of mine

2:46

a college friend who's from Louisville and I said could

2:49

I just buy a couple barrels? You could help

2:51

me and we'll we'll mix our

2:53

own and it'll be good But

2:56

there's not gonna be a big payday. There's

2:58

only a limited amount. I love this Jim

3:00

Gaffigan This new

3:02

chapter in your life While you

3:04

pour that out at hand and we're gonna tell people

3:06

that Unfrosted is released

3:08

on Netflix next Friday. May

3:11

3rd. I cannot wait to try this This

3:14

helps with the five kids. This does this helps

3:16

you forget that you have children I

3:19

have three. Thank you. Father's a guy Here

3:24

we go And

3:26

these are these are quote glasses

3:28

parenting quote glass. Oh, that's genius

3:32

I know what it is. You know what it's like having

3:34

a fifth kid. Imagine you're drowning then someone hands you a

3:36

baby What

3:41

you think what do you think I like

3:43

I like this a lot okay great. All

3:46

right I

3:50

was terrified when I tried it. I was like, oh

3:52

my god. What if it's not good? Good.

3:54

This is very good I don't even really like

3:56

bourbon Jim

4:00

I mean the word that comes to mind

4:02

arrives with sneezes like what are you doing?

4:04

I heard from Caitlin who sent me a note through the

4:06

new sub stack. I'm doing a sub

4:09

stack. It's for free The link

4:11

is in the show notes. I write about media

4:13

last week. I was very chatty and wrote a

4:15

lot I've got a good piece on Monday about

4:17

one-star reviews coming up So if you

4:19

want to subscribe to the sub stack, it's free Even

4:21

if it tries to hit up for money do

4:23

the free trial not charging for that one Caitlin

4:25

was wondering what happened to George Lopez tacos now

4:27

every now and then when it's a slow news

4:29

day And today's not a slow news day. I

4:31

just feel like talking about George Lopez tacos I

4:34

will throw that phrase into Google just to see

4:36

what's happening and there's been a whole lot of nothing I'll

4:38

do it right now Now

4:41

there's nothing since June of 2021

4:43

when we were told George Lopez

4:45

tacos arrived in Denver And

4:48

also from June of 21 George Lopez's taco

4:50

joint was now serving 80 cities I

4:53

haven't seen anything since but if I go to

4:55

next bite here, it does offer me George Lopez

4:57

tacos I'm clicking on it live as we click

4:59

I didn't preset this because I wanted to experience

5:01

it with you George Lopez

5:03

tacos an authentic badass street

5:05

taco experience Exclamation point softer

5:07

tea is tender meats Flavourable

5:09

toppings and sauces now if

5:12

you're not familiar with this bit during the pandemic

5:14

things got a little slow with the comedy And

5:17

George Lopez tacos was the Taylor Swift

5:19

Joe koi joke of its day the

5:21

menu for George Lopez tacos Lachingona,

5:23

which is three street tacos served

5:26

with authentic masa corn tortillas on

5:28

the side for customizable experience If

5:31

you get a la mas cabrona, which is

5:33

three street tacos with the addition of crema

5:35

and sauteed bell peppers and onions Also

5:38

served with authentic masa corn tortillas

5:41

you get the idea here. All right, let's click. Let's

5:43

see if we can still order Visit

5:45

the restaurant website click Lopez

5:48

tacos is loading and

5:51

a site has come up and

5:53

the site seems to be in some

5:55

sort of Asian

5:58

language Thai The

6:00

me is what is going on. George Lopez

6:02

Let me try this again. We. Try

6:04

it and chrome. Maybe I had a different experience.

6:06

I don't know what's going on there. Paste.

6:08

And go to lopeztacos.com.

6:11

Know. It's. Still cleaning up

6:13

in a weird language but Google Translate

6:15

would try outs. Tie Alright for some

6:18

reason is web sites and tie and

6:20

I can translated to English according to

6:22

Google Translate as an historical as a

6:24

form of protection that should be available.

6:26

Car insurance, Interesting driving and cities roots.

6:28

no matter how clawson or precaution the

6:31

driver has to prevent accidents or unexpected

6:33

events. Even though it is a good

6:35

thing, there is still a chance that

6:37

it may cause an accident or unexpected

6:39

events. Dreams can occur as usual because

6:41

they may come. From for hims on

6:43

the road where events that you cannot control.

6:46

Therefore today in order to have protection for

6:48

living on the road for all answered person's

6:50

you can come to get to know and

6:52

she's to buy insurance with Mr Cougar and

6:55

that. Is what happens. He

6:57

got a Lopez tacos and dude. There's

6:59

still a logo that's as Lopez harsh.

7:03

Across the top home about food, beverage

7:05

insurance license. this is why it opry

7:07

read articles what out as if like

7:09

god, food and money or food piss

7:12

now needs some article is a versatile

7:14

microwave oven. Home microwave is one of

7:16

the kitchen appliances that every house can't

7:18

live without because it is an aids

7:20

to the so that your food and

7:22

drink quickly and easily. Whether his recipes,

7:25

various menus, boiling hot water, tea or

7:27

coffee, boiled eggs worn food, instant food

7:29

instead food, instant noodles, cooking, etc and

7:31

if I didn't make a mistake their

7:33

it's I did said food toys today

7:35

that sick as he looked at the

7:38

benefits of microwaves in case any houses

7:40

as that and to buy it will

7:42

take it's who helped decided capital see

7:44

the benefits of the microwave. Make oranges

7:46

or lemons have more water is bringing

7:48

lemons or oranges to warm in the

7:51

microwave. Leave for ten twenty seconds before

7:53

squeezing them will make more orange juice

7:55

and lemon juice because warming or lemon

7:57

will make the inner lining soft. So

7:59

Caitlin. And that's what's happening

8:01

with George Lopez tacos. Caitlin

8:04

also has encouraged me to stick to my guns

8:06

about the very, very hilarious Joe Coy joke. Now,

8:08

I don't know if you're familiar with this. Joe

8:11

Coy, earlier this year, hosted the Golden

8:13

Globes. Yeah, he did. And you know what happened

8:15

to the Golden Globes? He made a joke about

8:17

Taylor Swift. It was so mean. I mean, there

8:19

might be some new audience that didn't listen this

8:21

week, and they need to know what this joke

8:23

was. But Joe Coy made this horrible, mean joke

8:25

about Taylor Swift. Let's listen. The

8:28

big difference between the Golden Globes and

8:30

the NFL, on the Golden Globes, we

8:33

have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.

8:36

My so far, this podcast has been

8:38

so much about nothing Jerry Seinfeld would

8:40

appreciate it. Speaking of Taylor Swift, Travis

8:42

Kelsey chose the wrong day to go

8:44

without underwear. This from people. Andrew

8:46

Santino was a guest on New Heights and recalled from

8:48

the event Santino says, we set up my podcast at

8:50

the crib because we were moving. And so it was

8:52

kind of a tight squeeze and the cameras and the

8:55

angles, all the stuff. And my editor calls me and

8:57

he's like, bro, I know how to tell

8:59

you this, but Travis was falling out of his

9:01

shorts. His boys were sliding out. Santino

9:03

says, I was like, oh, no. And he goes, do you want to

9:05

call him and reshoot it? And I said,

9:08

just put a chief's logo over his package

9:10

whenever it falls out. I mean, Travis is

9:12

his boys wanted to make an appearance on

9:14

Whiskey Ginger. Santino joked. And the footage is

9:16

available on our Patreon. Bill

9:20

Burr spoke to the Today Show about how

9:22

his TV viewing habits have changed since having

9:24

kids. And he said, I used to watch,

9:26

you know, one o'clock game, four o'clock game, then a late game

9:28

and then with the package, I'd be taping other games. And you're

9:30

already at a Monday night and you had a Thursday night. So

9:33

I'd have a Tuesday and a Wednesday game and a Friday game

9:35

to watch during the week I recorded. And then on Saturday, I'd

9:37

watch college football. Now I have kids.

9:39

I don't know. I'm always watching Bluey. I'm

9:41

hearing great things about this Bluey. I've not watched

9:43

it yet, which is oddly, you know,

9:46

really deep. That's what I'm hearing. What are we doing

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you we had a lot of fun at medieval times, everybody

12:03

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Comedy Festival on Monday. There's

12:21

only two shows, and I

12:23

looked. I couldn't find any actual clips. One

12:26

of the two shows, Gillian

12:28

Cosgrove's show is called Actually Good. Gillian

12:31

won most outstanding show at the 2023

12:33

Melbourne International Comedy Festival. The

12:37

show is about the little things that make the big,

12:39

hard things manageable. Pointing out the

12:41

bits of the world that make you yell, wow, isn't

12:43

this great? Now, do you have a dirty mind like

12:45

I do? I'm not going to go back. You hit

12:47

30-second rewind and you'll see if you pick it up.

12:49

Otherwise, I'm just a perf. The Scotsman

12:51

gave it five stars saying, Actually Good is more

12:53

than a comedy show. It's a tiny revolution in

12:56

how to view the world. Chordal

12:58

five stars, a joyous, funny, life-affirming show. The

13:00

age, only four and a half stars,

13:02

but they did call it an incredibly affirming

13:04

and funny show. Leigh Ann

13:07

Morgan, with a really great

13:09

deal Netflix, gave her a

13:11

16-episode straight-to-series order. The

13:14

guy behind us is Chuck Lorre. If you don't know

13:16

who that is, he's behind all the big CBS sitcoms

13:18

like Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men.

13:21

However, the Sebastian Maniscalco bookie show was called, I

13:23

think it's called Bookie. That one was pretty good

13:25

too. In untitled comedy, Leigh

13:27

Ann Morgan's life takes an unexpected turn

13:29

when her husband of 33 years

13:32

leaves her for another woman. Starting

13:34

over when you're a grandmother and in menopause

13:36

isn't exactly what she had in mind. With

13:38

the help of her family, she will navigate

13:40

the new chapter with grace, dignity, and jello

13:42

salad. Sean Jordan will release

13:44

a comedy album called Girl Dad on

13:47

Sunday, May 12th. I believe that's Mother's

13:49

Day. Sean recorded it at

13:51

Mississippi Studios in Portland, Oregon. It's a

13:54

very personal set surrounding the birth of his daughter,

13:56

including the IVF that preceded it, the vasectomy that

13:58

followed, and all points in between. The press

14:01

release also says, ask him for

14:03

parenting tips anytime. All right,

14:05

a little housekeeping here. We're doing

14:07

the subscriptions now. Saturday morning, the

14:09

dog had me up early, so I was able

14:11

to post the commercial-free episode by like 6.30 a.m.

14:13

Eastern. Anyway,

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The catch in the asterisk is there's no way to preload

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then when I get up, I'll upload the commercial-free

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I slept a little later. I didn't get till around 8.

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If you're on the West Coast, it probably won't affect you

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man, I got to have daily comedy news before 8 a.m.,

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Ballot, that's the show where politics meets

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pop culture. So much to talk about. White

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House correspondents dinner. I'll talk about that tomorrow,

15:06

but Ballot, we'll have it on Sunday morning

15:08

for you. This whole thing with the

15:11

governor and the puppy. I don't even want to go

15:13

there. That's not funny at all. But if you heard

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that, that's going on. Biden was

15:17

on Howard Stern. Weird pic. I

15:20

mean, 30 years ago, sure. But in the 20s, Howard Stern,

15:22

really? Okay. Anyway, see you

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