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Why are dad jokes in theaters not funny?

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They seem pretty staged.

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I saw a theater production about puns recently.

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It was a play on words my

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old dad.

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Used to see the first rule of theater is

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to leave them always wanting more. Lovely

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bloke terrible an esthetist.

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Why did Zeus strike the Greek theater to

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electrify the audience?

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Why did the high school theater club feel because

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the first rule of the club was no drama.

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An aspiring thief enters the theater and

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steals the spotlight.

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I used to think I'd always fall into theater floors.

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As it turns out, it was just a stage.

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I was going through a

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theater company. Let some people go. They

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hired many to play clouds. They

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overcast. What kind

0:52

of positive can interfere with Broadway Theater

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awards? Rigatoni?

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What's the only soda beverage allowed to be sold

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at musical theaters? The Phanta

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of the opera? Why

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do we say break a leg in the theater? It's

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because everyone in the play is in a cast.

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More dad jokes are coming up After this quick

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break at the theater.

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A person sat in front of me wearing a hat

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which blocked my view. He would not take

1:19

it off for the longest time, so

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I decided to remove his hat and I finally

1:23

saw a head.

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The Back to the Future musical has finally

1:27

returned to the theater. I

1:29

thought, that's about.

1:30

Time I took my

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daughter to a sock puppet theater. It

1:34

was a show of hands.

1:37

I just found out that Lincoln made about three

1:39

hundred million dollars in movie theaters,

1:42

which is weird. Lincoln usually

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doesn't do too well in theaters.

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I just saw leme miserrob in the theater. Personally,

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I think the whole rebellion thing was staged.

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I have a degree in musical theater. I

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may not be able to solve a complex math problem,

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but solve a problem

2:00

like Maria.

2:02

John Wilkes Booth was one of the greatest stand

2:04

up comedians of history. I

2:06

heard he really killed at Ford's Theater.

2:09

What do you call a weapon with stage freight?

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Shakespeare?

2:14

The actors needed a plane on stage for their

2:16

play. It was a turboprop.

2:20

Auditioned for a play, were they draw numbers on

2:22

me and throw me onto the stage? Thought

2:25

I had a chance, But it's

2:27

a roll of the dice.

2:29

Why does Chris Martin prefer the stage adaptation

2:31

of Frozen because it's a cold

2:33

play.

2:35

I was wrongly fired for my job as a stage

2:37

designer today. I left

2:39

without making a scene.

2:42

Did you know that Shakespeare wasn't just an amazing

2:44

playwright? He also made exceptional

2:46

whigs. His shop name to

2:49

pay or not to pay?

2:51

Why did the full cancel his Broadway performance?

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He was a little horse.

2:56

Police have had to provide extra security at

2:58

Broadway theaters. Police say

3:01

New York gangs hate a West Side story.

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As a Broadway director, of my life's greatest

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accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.

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Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.

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