Don’t hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week:

• There is no better time to rehash the monarch’s various horse-related injuries than… a cancer diagnosis?
• Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :(
• Taylor Swift is in the pocket of the NFL, because obviously she needs them more than they need her (?)

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