We hope everything’s going Arche-well.
This week: 

• RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm
• A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day 
• Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host

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