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Today's show is part two of a two-part
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series on the spread of Christianity
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to the far north of Europe and the
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last holdouts who still believe in
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the ancient pagan Germanic gods
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of the Norse sagas, the Odins
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and the Thors and people like that. If you didn't
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happen to hear part one, you might want to catch that
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before you hear this show. Both shows
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are actually a continuation of
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our 2012 series called Thor's
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Angels, and if you want that, that's available
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for a nominal fee from our website.
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One last thing, stay tuned at the end of today's
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show for some announcements of live
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appearances I might be making in a town near
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you.
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So without further ado, let's kick off
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today's ending of
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our two-part series here with
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Twilight of the Isaiah, part two. December
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7th, 1941. It's history. The
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events. The
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figures.
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I take pride
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in the words, the drama.
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Mr. Gorbachev, tear
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down this wall. The
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deep questions.
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I
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welcome this kind of examination because
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people have got to know whether or not their presence
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is corrupt. Well, I'm not a crook. If
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we dig deep in our history and our doctrine and
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remember that we are not descended
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from fearful men. Hardcore
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history. Get on the
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field, Cop. Parallel
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universes, simulation
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theory, infinite
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world hypotheses,
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other dimensions. I'm
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not smart enough to understand these concepts,
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but I have been fascinated by
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them ever since I was first exposed
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to the ideas. Obviously
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these are concepts that people
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like physicists study. Another
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reason I wouldn't understand them.
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Could never understand the math where you just take it to face
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value. But I've often wondered if such
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concepts
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couldn't explain or put
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some sort of a scientific sort
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of patina or as they would say in
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the UK patina on
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top of some of the ancient
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beliefs that earlier people had
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that they talked about
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in ways that have come
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down to us as fairy
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stories or myths or legends
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or folklore that
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would be much more easy for us to
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grasp and accept if
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some physicist explained it to us as
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you know something that was a part
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of another dimensional realm or a
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parallel universe or
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something connected to a physicist
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type theory that sounds a
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lot more logical and acceptable than
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talking about the existence of something like
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elves
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or trolls
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or of course
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magic.
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Sometimes I wonder if earlier
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peoples couldn't understand
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those higher concepts. How would they explain
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things in their world that they saw or thought
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they saw or believed in? As
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we've said before if a lot of people
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believe in something like magic fervently,
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doesn't that create a reality all its own?
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There's
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something known as the Tinker Bell Effect. Maybe
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you've heard of it. If
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you remember the Walt
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Disney production of Peter Pan, there's
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this moment where you have to believe in Tinker Bell
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or Tinker Bell is gonna die. If
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you go look up the definition of it, it
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describes the phenomenon of thinking
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something exists because people
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believe it exists, right?
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Magic, sorcery, elves,
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dwarves, trolls, Valkyries, Norns.
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These are Viking belief
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system things that they believed in. Wouldn't
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it be interesting if it turned out someday that
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these were their representations of things
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that a physicist could explain in scientific
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terms? One
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of my favorite parts of any
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Shakespeare play, and I'm not alone in this,
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is the earliest part
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of Hamlet where you have
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this moment where the Night
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Watch comes and tells Hamlet
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and Horatio, his somewhat skeptical,
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we would call him today more of a scientific,
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you know, terra firma kind
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of guy, and the Night Watch
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tells Hamlet that the ghost of his father
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has just appeared. So Hamlet
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and Horatio run up to the battlements and sure enough
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the ghost appears. And Horatio,
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in his wonderfully skeptical
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but can't deny what he's seeing in front of him
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sort of way, is stunned.
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Doesn't believe in ghosts and says, oh day
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and night but this is wondrous strange.
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And Hamlet replies with that wonderful line that
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I feel covers a lot of what we just
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said. He says there are more things in heaven and earth
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Horatio than are dreamt of
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in your philosophy, suggesting
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of course that the human imagination is limited
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and there are many things we don't know,
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things that haven't been discovered
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and in fact things we haven't
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even dreamt of. As
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we've said about magic before, what happens if
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lots of people believe in it and act on
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it? Magic might not be real but the effects are.
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If some king goes
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to the oracle at Delphi in the ancient
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world and ask the you
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know the prophetess on the oracle's
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seat you know should I go and attack
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this rival kingdom and the prophetess
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says yes you should go attack this kingdom
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and he does well that
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may be a bunch of bunk but he acted
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on it and people died and kingdoms rose or
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fell because of it How real does that make
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the magic? Why? If
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you believe yourself to be cursed
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and then things start going wrong Does
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that double down on this belief that you're cursed
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and does your mind start working on against
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you? I mean there's a lot of things here where the
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human mind can interact with belief
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in a way that manifests a kind
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of reality That even
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if it is a phantom
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sort of reality at its core manifests
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in real world consequences
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Maybe the effect of the
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human mind and
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positive or negative thinking is
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just as much of a
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physicist's undiscovered country
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as parallel universes simulation
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theory infinite world hypotheses
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or other dimensions But
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when you talk about what the people in
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the viking world believed in they
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believed in elves
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And dwarves and trolls and valkyries
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and norns They
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also believed in beings like
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giants Who they believed
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were an integral part of the creation
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of the universe and may not have been these Overly
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large beings that we normally associate
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with the term Just like
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their view of dwarves may not
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have involved beings who were
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smaller than human in stature But
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many of these beings constituted what
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historian neoprice in his book the viking
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way refers to as the
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invisible population And
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he says that to many in the Viking
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world, the invisible population
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of things like elves may have been more important
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to their daily life than the gods themselves.
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Because in a polytheistic religion, the
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gods had their own problems, and
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people were just one of the things that they
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may have been concerned with. This
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is difficult for those of us raised
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in an environment of monotheism to
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understand, just like trying
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to get your mind around a belief
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system that may not have been orthodox
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and may not have been learned and may not have been understood
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by everyone similarly, right? They
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didn't all read the Bible and learn in Sunday
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school how things were. People
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just had an innate understanding, and it could
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differ person to person in the Viking way.
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Neil Price writes, quote, In the
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same spirit as Philip Velikot's description
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of the gods of classical Greece, the
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worship, in air quotes, required
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by the Norse pantheon, was
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not adoration or gratitude
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or even unreserved approval, and
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was thus utterly unlike the Christian
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relationship to the divine. The
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religion of the Aysir and the Vanir demanded
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only a recognition that they existed
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as an integral and immutable part
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of human nature and society and
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of the natural world, and that as
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such they possessed an inherent rightness,
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perhaps even a kind of beauty. If
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one wished to avoid disaster, it was
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necessary to come to terms with the gods,
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and the terms would be theirs, not those
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of their followers. This is an important
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point in relation to the interpretations, he
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writes, that I will develop in the following
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chapters, because a refusal to
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acknowledge the gods in this way could
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have dire consequences. It
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would also involve a contradiction, as such
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an act would be a denial of the undeniable.
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The question of believing in the
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Norse gods was probably
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irrelevant.
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End quote.
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Price also points out that
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there wasn't the sort of orthodoxy
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of belief that we are accustomed to in the
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more monotheistic religions, no
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Sunday school, no singular text
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that everyone could study and be on the same page
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with. There
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might be quite a bit of variation
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in the belief systems. Also
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unlike the religions of
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the book, you could not automatically
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assume that the deities were
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on your side because
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they had their own problems, their own
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goals, and their own issues
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that they were involved with. You
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might be a secondary or
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even lower on the list concern.
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Odin, who is sometimes considered to be
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the chief of the gods, but maybe not.
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Odin is the perfect example, right?
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It is said that you have to be careful
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because Odin can be tricky. He might
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sleep with a man's wife or he
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might sleep with the wife's husband. These
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are not the sort of things one
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in the religions of the book need
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to worry about. Odin
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is a fantastically interesting figure
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that when you contrast it with
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the monotheistic religions shows
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many of the various differences. I mean famously
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the God of the Bible is supposed to know
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when any sparrow falls from
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a tree. Odin doesn't.
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Odin has a couple of ravens
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that he keeps for reconnaissance purposes.
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One is named Mind
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the Other Memory. Sometimes
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you'll hear one is named Thought Two. You'll run
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into that. Neil Price says Mind and Memory
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are the translations that he would ascribe
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to and these ravens go out in
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the world and report back to Odin so
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that he can know when some sparrow falls. Pharaoh falls
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if he even cares about something like
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that. Odin also
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has powers and magic that he can
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use to gain further information. Again,
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one would assume that the God of the Bible
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has this information. Odin needs to search
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for things like wisdom. He
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gave up an eye in his pursuit of wisdom.
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That's why he only has one. He
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is known by perhaps hundreds
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of different names. And
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one of the powers that he has and uses
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all the time is he talks to
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dead people. He
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goes up to the bodies that are hanging
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on the gallows after someone is hanged
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and he talks to them. He
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raises the dead so that he
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can question them. He
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has the decapitated
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head of another God that he has preserved and keeps with him
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so that he can ask it questions. It
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reminds me a little of like a very gory version
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of a Harry Potter painting where
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you can ask the figures in the painting for information.
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Odin talks to the head. There
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is no clear separation of powers
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and authorities and responsibilities amongst
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the gods. There's overlap. For example, Odin
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and Thor, Thor is Odin's son. And you
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know, from the comic books
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and movies and stuff, Thor is very famous, but
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Thor, the God of thunder and weather also
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rules a part of military
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affairs, war, the actual brute strength
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of fighting. Whereas his father Odin is the strategist
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and the God of that also apparently the God
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of berserk kind of fanaticism.
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Odin also gets slammed
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sometimes for using things like magic because
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in the Norse religious
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beliefs and society, magic
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is where the women shine.
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It's a female thing to do. And there is
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in one of the Norse sagas, Loki,
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who is Thought to be
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the son of a god and a giant
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or giantus, Loki sort
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of takes a slam at Odin by saying
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the fact that he practices magic is perverted
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and makes him feminine. But
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this is part of what makes women
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so both respected and in
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some cases feared. They
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are spell weavers and
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shaman and sorceresses,
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the three women who supposedly
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weave the destinies of human beings,
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the Norns fall into this category.
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And there are some who think that there are
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similarities between many of the different
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European pre-Christian
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mythologies because there are figures
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in Greek mythology, for example, the famous fates.
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And the names are similar, the three women. One
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is named something akin to a version
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that means the past. Another
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is named with a version that
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means something like the present. And
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another is named with a version that means something
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like the future. It's sort of like Ebenezer
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Scrooge is a Christmas carols ghosts,
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ghost of Christmas past, Christmas present, Christmas
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future. The Norns are somewhat
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more terrifying. And some of
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the mythology suggests that they weave
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the fate of mankind on a loom
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with the entrails
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or bloody body parts
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of human beings. I've also heard that ascribed
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to Valkyries. And Valkyries
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also have been completely distorted
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by things like comic books and
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male fantasies into sort
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of Scandinavian
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versions of Baywatch
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women that a man
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might watch and admire and lust
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after when the actual accounts
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from the sagas and whatnot
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describe looking at a Valkyrie as
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terrifying and akin to a akin
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to staring into flame. The
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entire universe in Norse mythology
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is held together or
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girded by a tree,
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an evergreen ash
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tree known as Yggdrasil.
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And the Norns care for Yggdrasil,
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and Yggdrasil is sometimes thought
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by some to refer to sort of a
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version of the Milky Way. And
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Yggdrasil connects the various realms
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of existence. This gets us back to our physicist
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idea of other dimensions
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or multiple world theories. I mean, Yggdrasil
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connects like an interstate
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highway, places like Midgard,
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which is where human beings live,
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and which is the term J.R.R.
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Tolkien used and translated
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into Middle Earth, connects Midgard
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to Asgard. And Midgard
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and Asgard to the realm of the giants, Jodhheim,
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and the land of Midgard and
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Asgard and Jodhheim to the lands
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of fire and ice and all the other different
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realms. There's
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an interesting connection between
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ancient Germanic religion across
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Europe and this question of this sacred
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tree, because
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when the Christian bishops
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are going around trying to convert people like
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the Saxons or other
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Germanic tribes or the Friesians or any of those
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people, they all sort of have a tree that
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is connected to their worship. In
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fact, hundreds of years before when
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Tacitus is writing about Germanic beliefs,
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he talks about sacred trees in
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sacred groves, where
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they have sacrifices that
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involve the bloody killings
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of human beings and animals who
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are then ritually hung up around
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sacred sites. In
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his 11th century writings, Adam
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of Brain who has as his
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source a Danish king
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talks about one of these sacrificial
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places at Uppsala in what's now Sweden.
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And by the way, when Adam
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of Bremen says Woden, that's
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the more Germanic version of the name
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Odin. When he says Frico,
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he means Freyr.
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And when he says Bjorko,
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when he's talking about a city, he means the city
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of Berka, which is the trade center in
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the island in the middle of a lake that's so
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famous. And he says, quote,
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that folk, meaning the Swedes, has
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a very famous temple called Uppsala
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situated not far from the city of sick
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turna and Bjorko in this
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temple entirely decked out in gold.
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The people worship the statues of three gods
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in such wise that the mightiest
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of them Thor occupies
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a throne in the middle of the chamber. Woden
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and Frico have places on either
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side. The significance of these gods
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is as follows. Thor, they
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say, presides over the air, which
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governs the thunder and lightning, the
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winds and rains, fair weather
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and crops. The other, Woden,
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that is the furious, carries
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on war and imparts to man
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strength against his enemies. The
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third is Frico, who bestows
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peace and pleasure on mortals. His
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likeness to they fashion with an
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immense phallus,
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but Woden, they chisel armed
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as our people are want to represent Mars.
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Thor, with his scepter, apparently
19:36
resembles Jove.
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The people also worship heroes,
19:40
made gods whom they endow
19:42
with immortality because of their remarkable
19:45
exploits.
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End quote.
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The scepter that he says Thor has
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is probably the famous hammer, mjolnir.
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Adam
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of Bremen then describes what
19:58
the sacrifice at these
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various places is like, and he writes,
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quote, The sacrifices
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of this nature, of every living
20:07
thing that is male, they offer nine
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heads, with the blood of which
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it is customary to placate gods
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of this sort, the bodies they
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hang in a sacred grove that adjoins
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the temple. Now this grove is
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so sacred in the eyes of the heathen, that
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each and every tree in it is believed
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divine, because of the death or
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putrefaction of the victims. Even
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dogs and horses hang there with men.
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A Christian, seventy-two years old,
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told me that he had seen the bodies
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suspended promiscuitously. Furthermore,
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the incantations customarily chanted
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in the ritual of a sacrifice of this kind
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are manifold and unseemly.
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Therefore it is better to keep silence about them."
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End quote.
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Even how little is actually
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known about what went on at these sorts
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of Viking religious ceremonies, one
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wishes Adam of Bremen wouldn't have been so
21:04
scared or horrified and could
21:06
have told us what the Danish king told him
21:08
about them. But Adam
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of Bremen's response to
21:13
this is what you would have expected from
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most Christians of
21:17
the Middle Ages who would have seen
21:19
these Viking ceremonies as
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little more than satanic rituals
21:25
designed to placate or even conjure
21:27
devils and demons
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and the people involved in them as
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folk who were headed for
21:34
the fiery pits of damnation.
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Viking expert
21:39
and University of Oslo historian John
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Vidar Sigurdsson in his book, Scandinavia
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in the Age of Vikings, points out two interesting
21:45
facts about the Scandinavians
21:48
in this era and their belief system. He
21:50
says that the worship of
21:53
deities like Thor and Odin is
21:55
part of an ethnic religion, meaning it
21:57
applied to a specific people. contrast
22:00
that with something like Christianity, which
22:03
is a universal religion. Islam is too,
22:05
the idea that anyone can convert to this, and
22:08
it applies equally well to
22:10
people all over the world. Sigurdsson
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points out that that's not how the Scandinavians would
22:15
have seen their gods. Their gods were exactly
22:17
that.
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Their gods.
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Sigurdsson also says that you could classify
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this religion as an elite religion,
22:25
meaning the people that communicated with the
22:27
gods were people like the kings. And
22:29
this is key, because the biggest threat
22:32
to this religion in this time period
22:35
is people like Adam of Bremen, who
22:38
simply want to keep these people from the fiery
22:40
pits of hell and stop them from worshipping
22:42
demons and devils. But to the
22:44
people of Scandinavia, it's the same as saying
22:47
that you want to kill their gods
22:50
and destroy their worldview and make
22:52
them stop believing in the traditional spirits
22:55
and the invisible population, the elves,
22:57
the dwarves, and yes, the
23:00
giants and the Valkyries.
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And as we said
23:04
in part one, the
23:07
Christian assault against the
23:09
traditional Viking beliefs is
23:12
a two-pronged one, both from above
23:14
and below. They're
23:15
able to
23:17
find inroads in the
23:19
Viking world through the Christian
23:22
slaves that the Vikings take, who can't
23:24
help but
23:26
share their belief system with their
23:28
slave masters
23:30
and also through the elite.
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As Sigurdsson said, these are the
23:34
people who communicate with the gods. Well, what if you
23:37
convert
23:37
those people? And
23:39
you can see exactly what happens if
23:41
you look from a little earlier
23:43
in this story, when Charlemagne and
23:45
his Frankish Christians are able
23:48
to use this same sort of tendency among
23:50
the German peoples of Saxony to
23:52
achieve the same sort of result, the long-standing
23:55
tactic of converting the kings to
23:57
Christianity, who then take their
23:59
people with them.
24:02
But make no mistake about it,
24:04
Odin, Thor, and the rest of the Norse
24:07
pantheon are fighting
24:09
a defensive rearguard
24:11
action against the most dangerous
24:14
foes these gods
24:16
have ever faced. And it's not the giants
24:19
and the eventual destruction of Ragnarok,
24:22
it's the Christian god and
24:24
the many
24:26
powerful states and
24:28
their armies
24:30
who go to war under that
24:32
banner. But
24:34
the followers of Odin are not
24:36
the only peoples who feel
24:39
threatened
24:39
during this era.
24:42
The people that threaten the people
24:44
of Odin are themselves beset
24:48
by portance of doom
24:50
in their near future. The
24:53
Christian states of Europe and their power
24:56
is more latent than manifest
24:58
in this era. And we
25:00
see it more clearly
25:03
than the people living through this time
25:05
period, right around 899 900 ADCE
25:08
when Alfred the Great died. We see
25:11
it more clearly than they do. Because
25:14
like patrons in a movie theater
25:16
who've already read the book the movie's
25:19
based on, we know how
25:21
the 900s are going to go for Europe.
25:24
The people in Europe during the 900s
25:26
don't. And
25:28
they see a quadruple
25:31
threat on their horizon, the
25:34
first of which has been plaguing them for
25:36
more than 100 years by this
25:38
time period. The Scandinavian
25:41
Vikings have gone from smash
25:43
and grab piracy raids to
25:45
full on colonization
25:48
and settlement. Historian
25:50
Neoprice suggests that there were 40 to 50,000
25:53
Danes taking up residence
25:55
in Britain during this time, and they
25:58
control about half the island. It's
26:02
called the Danelaw. They
26:05
are settling elsewhere as well.
26:08
In addition, the long-running feud
26:10
between Islam and Christianity
26:12
takes a decidedly negative turn
26:15
during this time period in the
26:17
Mediterranean, where the
26:19
island of Sicily, which had been attacked
26:22
and temporarily occupied by Vikings
26:24
at one point, is finally swamped
26:27
and overwhelmed by Arab
26:29
conquerors from North Africa, and by 902 they
26:32
control the island, and they
26:34
are putting great pressure on the
26:36
Christian Byzantines in the
26:38
Aegean and the Eastern Mediterranean. Add
26:42
to that the latest and newest
26:44
threat from the Eurasian step-breaking
26:47
like a tsunami on the defenses
26:49
of Central Europe and penetrating them
26:51
the Magyar-Hungarian
26:54
peoples, who will raid into
26:56
Bavaria and then finally into southern
26:59
France. And
27:02
as Tom Holland in his
27:04
wonderful book The Forge of Christendom points
27:06
out, perhaps the greatest threat looming
27:09
on the horizon for Christians in 900 ADCE
27:11
is coming at the appointed date
27:16
a hundred years in the future when
27:19
the long-awaited promised
27:22
appearance of the Antichrist is expected,
27:25
like a giant exponentially worse
27:27
version of the Y2K virus
27:30
from the year 2000. All
27:33
of those things together create
27:36
a climate of pessimism
27:39
and negativity that
27:41
shows up in the sources in his classic
27:44
work, The Age of Faith, historian
27:46
Will Durant in a condensed
27:48
and edited account from a monk
27:52
in southern France gives
27:54
a sense of the feeling when that monk writes
27:57
quote, The cities are depopulated.
28:00
The monasteries ruined and burned.
28:03
The country reduced to solitude.
28:06
As the first men lived without law, so
28:08
now every man does what seems good in
28:10
his own eyes, despising
28:13
laws, human and divine. The
28:15
strong oppress the weak. The
28:17
world is full of violence against the poor
28:20
and of the plunder of ecclesiastical
28:22
goods. Men devour
28:25
one another like the fishes in the sea." End
28:28
quote. Now as I
28:30
always say, I'm addicted to context and
28:32
I also have a background in journalism, which
28:34
some people have said is
28:36
the first draft of history. And
28:39
there have always been criticisms about
28:41
journalism. For example,
28:43
one is the idea that stories
28:46
get chosen because
28:48
of their shocking
28:51
or violent nature. Maybe you've heard
28:53
the phrase, if it bleeds, it leads.
28:56
Well, maybe there's a little of that going on
28:58
in this story too because right after he uses
29:00
that quote we just cited,
29:03
the one about the men devouring each
29:05
other like fishes in the sea, Will
29:07
Durant in his nearly 75-year-old history, notices
29:12
that maybe there's a little trick history
29:14
is playing on us about
29:17
this as well. Maybe it's a case of historically
29:19
speaking something bleeding
29:22
and so making the history of books more
29:24
than the much more boring stuff
29:26
like peace and commerce and happiness.
29:29
And he writes quote, Perhaps
29:32
we exaggerate the damage done
29:34
by the Norse and Magyar raids. To
29:37
crowd them into a page for brevity's sake, darkens
29:39
unduly the picture of a life in
29:43
which there were doubtless intervals of security
29:45
and peace. Monasteries
29:48
continue to be built throughout this terrible
29:50
ninth century, he writes, and we're
29:52
often the centers of busy industry. Ruan, despite
29:56
raids and fires, grew stronger
29:59
from trade with the sea. Britain, Cologne,
30:01
and Mainz dominated commerce on the
30:03
Rhine, and in Flanders, thriving
30:06
centers of industry and trade developed." End
30:09
quote.
30:11
There's another line we used to have in the news
30:13
business,
30:14
and it was that, Another story's killed
30:16
by over-checking. And what
30:18
that meant is something that appeared to be a really
30:21
good scintillating tale. The
30:23
more you looked into it, the less
30:25
scintillating it appeared to be. There's
30:28
a case to be made that this very discussion
30:30
on the Vikings falls into this category, because
30:33
Hollywood and accounts
30:35
like Hollywood have so transformed the
30:37
Vikings into this uniquely
30:40
barbaric and terrible entity
30:43
that almost anything you do
30:45
to put a more accurate sort
30:47
of cast on top of them makes
30:50
them look,
30:51
well,
30:52
less worthy of leading because
30:55
of the lack of bleeding, if you will.
30:57
Also, because
31:00
I'm addicted to context, the
31:02
other reason that the Vikings look less outrageous
31:05
the more you dive into this time period
31:08
is because compared to the people they're up against,
31:10
they don't look anywhere near as barbaric.
31:13
They may score a 10 out of 10 on the barbarity
31:15
scale, but what Hollywood
31:17
doesn't often show is that the people
31:20
they're fighting would often score
31:22
a 9 or an 8 on the barbarity scale.
31:24
Take the opponents of these Viking
31:27
raiders in Europe, the proto-nights,
31:29
as I like to call them, these
31:33
horsemen from Western and Central
31:35
Europe, who several hundred years
31:38
after this time period will take all sorts of
31:40
vows to protect the weak
31:42
and the poor. Well they need to take
31:44
those vows because that contrasts
31:46
greatly with the behavior of the
31:48
proto-nights in this era. Well
31:52
Tom Holland in his book, The Forge of Christendom,
31:54
labels a gang of
31:57
male-clad thugs. who
32:01
prey on the peasantry of Europe
32:03
in ways that make them sound little
32:06
different than the Viking attacks. In
32:08
the Forge of Christendom, Tom Holland writes
32:11
about these gangs of male-clad thugs,
32:13
quote, �Month by month,
32:16
season by season, year by
32:18
year, their exactions grew ever
32:20
worse. How gruesomely apt
32:22
it was that their favorite mode
32:25
of torture should have been a garreting chain,
32:28
notorious for inflicting upon its
32:30
victims�now quoting a contemporary
32:32
source�not one but a thousand
32:34
deaths,� he continues, �a
32:37
literal tightening of the screws. Robberies,
32:40
too, and rapes and kidnappings
32:42
all were deployed with a brutal gusto
32:45
by hit squads determined to trample
32:48
underfoot every last vestige
32:50
of independence in the countryside and
32:52
to reduce even the most prosperous of peasants
32:55
to servitude.� End
32:57
quote.
32:59
As the old line goes, with friends like
33:01
that, who needs enemies?
33:04
And if your enemies are
33:07
barbaric,
33:09
how much less do
33:11
they stand out when your friends are pretty
33:13
barbaric, too?
33:16
In the 900s, the era we
33:18
are in this story, there will
33:20
be such a reaction to the depredations
33:23
of these gangs of male-clad thugs
33:26
that a movement that I was surprised to read
33:29
is considered one of the greatest peace movements
33:31
in world history will get going. It�s
33:33
known as the Peace of God. But
33:36
in the early 900s, we�re
33:38
still seeing the sorts of activities that
33:41
will create the equal and opposite
33:43
reaction that leads to that movement
33:46
in another century. This
33:49
is the era of the Castellans,
33:51
as they�re known, and Holland talks
33:54
a lot about them. Local warlords
33:56
who put up what we were considered
33:59
today to be rooted in the war. documentary, small,
34:01
primitive type castles wherever they
34:03
can, and then fleece
34:05
the local area that they could now control
34:07
using these castles and use the money
34:09
to hire more and more gangs of male-clad
34:12
thugs. And to
34:15
show how history can be seen in
34:17
multiple different ways, there are different
34:20
ways to view this development, whether it's
34:22
positive or negative. Let's
34:24
go back to Charlemagne in the late
34:27
700s with a united Europe,
34:29
which won't happen again for a thousand
34:32
years after Charlemagne's time. It'll
34:34
take Napoleon in the late 1700s, early
34:36
1800s through war to unite Europe similarly again.
34:42
This is often seen as a golden age by people who
34:44
laud all the benefits of centralization
34:49
who see the disintegration
34:51
of that empire as a terrible tragedy
34:53
and the fragmentation of it as something
34:56
that invited things like Viking attacks.
34:59
When you have something we would call today a failed
35:02
state, well that invites terrorism,
35:05
doesn't it? And warlordism. And
35:07
the era that is the
35:09
one that Europe is going into now is often, I have
35:12
a chapter of a book that calls it the rise of the dukes.
35:15
Well, who are these dukes and counts and lords
35:17
and barons? Well these are the Castellans
35:20
and the more glorified, more
35:22
decorated Castellans who will take
35:25
over areas that used to be all part of Charlemagne's
35:27
empire and rule all these little territories
35:30
themselves. Is this a plus or a minus?
35:34
History has seen it differently during
35:36
different time periods. If
35:39
you are a fan of centralized
35:42
authority and that whole thing, will you
35:44
see this as a terrible negative and Europe descending
35:47
into a fragmented, unable
35:50
to coordinate their activities sort
35:52
of entity? And you will say something like, well Charlemagne
35:55
didn't have Viking attacks to worry about
35:57
because he could fight those things off, he could build all sorts
35:59
of defenses. And the minute all that falls
36:01
apart into anarchy, well, that's
36:04
when you create the conditions
36:06
of, it's like taking the police force out
36:09
of your community and keeping all your doors unlocked,
36:11
you're inviting robbers
36:14
and interlopers. But
36:16
the other way to look at it, and it's been seen this way
36:18
throughout different eras also, is
36:20
that the decentralization here
36:23
is a reaction to things like Viking
36:25
raids. If the emperor or the
36:27
king is so far away that by the time they
36:29
were able to send soldiers to protect
36:31
the people who were hit by Viking raids, the Vikings
36:33
are long gone. Well, what if the central
36:36
authority isn't who sends out
36:38
the equivalent of the local police
36:40
force? What if that's a local Duke count
36:43
Lord Baron or what have you right
36:45
nearby with a little local castle right
36:47
there on the spot? So there
36:49
are historical accounts
36:52
over the eras that see this fragmentation
36:54
not as a downside, as a reaction
36:56
to the need to have local
36:59
protection and authority and decision-making
37:01
onsite, because otherwise
37:04
it's hard to respond to these quick
37:06
hit and run raids that the Vikings are launching.
37:10
But by the time we are where
37:12
we are in this story, we've gone from
37:14
the 700s to the 800s, now we're in the 900s, the
37:17
conditions on the ground are much different
37:20
and the easy pickings of
37:22
undefended monasteries and all that
37:24
from the 800s is a thing of the past.
37:27
Now the Vikings are encountering the equivalent
37:29
of locked doors, burglar
37:32
alarm systems and local police
37:34
forces nearby and the 900s
37:37
will prove to be an entirely different sort
37:39
of affair. As
37:42
we said in the last part of this
37:44
discussion, in places like
37:46
modern day France, West Francaia, they're
37:49
starting to fortify the bridges because
37:51
the Vikings use the river systems as
37:54
a kind of super highway to get into the inside
37:57
of the territory. Well if you fortify
37:59
bridges. at the mouths of these rivers,
38:02
well all of a sudden you have the equivalent of
38:04
a toll booth or a police
38:08
bureau or a guarded
38:10
border in
38:12
Britain. Kings like Alfred
38:15
the Great and his successors will start to create
38:18
fortified cities. They're called burrs and
38:21
they'll do similar sorts of things. They'll put
38:23
them at important sites where the Vikings would
38:25
use as superhighways roads
38:28
or river crossings and once again it
38:30
doesn't mean you can't have Viking attacks but it means
38:32
all of a sudden the defenses are there to
38:34
make something that used to be considered
38:37
you know a relatively easy score
38:39
something where you can expect to lose people
38:42
and maybe a lot of people and maybe just
38:44
lose because the 900s
38:46
start to see a lot more times
38:49
where the Viking raiders and maybe
38:51
even larger forces than raiders
38:54
start losing. Of
38:56
course losing in quotation
38:59
marks is a bit of an eye of the beholder
39:02
thing sometimes isn't it?
39:05
There's a phrase often used
39:07
about winning the war and losing
39:09
the peace. For
39:11
example one of the most important cases
39:14
of maybe winning the war and losing the
39:16
peace happens in the
39:18
year 9-11 when one
39:21
of the most famous Viking figures
39:24
in all Viking history and one of the earliest
39:26
that we can say conclusively actually
39:29
lived and was a real person and there's no doubt about
39:31
it is this guy known to history
39:33
as Rolo. His Viking
39:36
name was probably some version of Rolf
39:39
and his nickname because those Vikings often
39:41
had you know Rolf the in his case
39:44
it was Rolf the Ganger and
39:46
that supposedly was
39:48
a reference to his size and he was
39:50
supposed to be so large that
39:53
he couldn't ride a horse and that he had to walk.
39:56
He's not the only Viking that
39:59
that is set about.
40:01
But this Rolf the Ganger, the future
40:04
Rolo, the future Robert
40:06
is one of the many Vikings supposed
40:09
to have been involved in the famous siege
40:11
of Paris in the late 800s that we talked
40:14
about in the last segment of this discussion.
40:16
It is
40:19
not known whether he is
40:21
Danish or Norwegian. Both
40:24
traditions exist. The
40:26
Norwegians often claim Rolo
40:29
Rolf as one of their own. But
40:32
he gets into a scrap one
40:35
of many with the West
40:37
Francian King, what will
40:40
in the future be France, a guy named
40:42
Charles the Simple that we mentioned
40:45
earlier. And simple doesn't mean not
40:48
intelligent. It kind of means sincere,
40:52
right? Not simple minded. But
40:55
he will Rolf will lose this
40:57
encounter in West Francia. And
41:00
as part of the peace agreement, he
41:02
will be given a territory
41:04
that in the future will be called Normandy,
41:08
which is a reference to the people who
41:10
settled there after this peace agreements,
41:13
the North men
41:15
under
41:17
Rolf the Ganger.
41:20
Rolf is fully a
41:22
Viking right out of the Hollywood movie
41:24
trope. In his
41:26
book, Powers and Thrones, Dan Jones
41:29
writes quote, the creation
41:31
of Normandy was directly linked to
41:33
the dramatic siege of Paris in 885 886. Among the Viking
41:36
leaders of that expedition
41:40
was a man called Rolo, who was
41:42
probably born in Denmark and
41:44
whose career was described by a later
41:47
biographer, dudo of San
41:49
Quentin in idealized but
41:51
undeniably thrilling terms and
41:54
quote, Jones is going to intersperse some
41:56
of those quotes from dudo in this next part
41:58
where he says quote,
41:59
Dudo described Rallo as
42:02
a preternaturally tough and dogged
42:04
soldier, quote, trained in the
42:06
art of war and utterly ruthless,
42:09
end quote, who could typically be seen,
42:11
quote, in a helmet wonderfully
42:14
ornamented with gold and a male
42:16
coat, end quote.
42:18
Jones continues, quote,
42:20
Rallo was one of the most violent men
42:22
of his exceptionally bloody times.
42:25
On one occasion, he prevailed in battle
42:28
by ordering his men to kill all the
42:30
animals, chop their carcasses in
42:32
half and build a makeshift barricade
42:35
out of their freshly butchered meat.
42:38
But he was a canny negotiator, Jones
42:41
writes. During the second half of the ninth
42:43
century, Rallo made a tidy
42:45
living among the Franks, doing as
42:48
all thrusting young Northmen did, burning,
42:51
laying towns and villages to waste,
42:54
plundering and killing. By
42:56
the early years of the 10th century, he
42:59
and his Viking comrades had driven
43:01
the rulers of the Franks to distraction
43:03
and their people to the state of abject
43:06
war weariness,
43:08
end quote.
43:12
His biographer, Dudo, then says that
43:14
the
43:15
subjects of West Francia were
43:17
complaining to their king that
43:19
the land in the realm was, quote,
43:22
no better than a desert, for
43:24
its population is either dead through
43:27
famine or sword or is perhaps
43:29
in captivity, end quote.
43:32
So Charles the
43:34
Simple defeats Rallo
43:36
in a battle, a siege perhaps, and
43:39
the peace agreement is one
43:42
that the people who are the
43:44
fans of the highly centralized
43:47
sorts of governments decry as a huge
43:49
mistake, but those who see
43:52
the decentralized approach as
43:54
something maybe more akin
43:57
to, you know, doing the best with what you have
43:59
available. If you have
44:01
terrorists continually
44:04
destroying and raiding a region and taking
44:06
off captives and killing the population and robbing
44:08
everything, what would
44:11
you think of turning that area
44:13
over to the terrorists, telling
44:16
them that they now owe their allegiance
44:18
to you, that they need to convert
44:21
to your way of thinking? So in these
44:23
days we might make it a rule
44:26
that they have to then become a democracy,
44:28
but back in these times the rule
44:30
is you have to become Christians, and
44:33
then telling them to defend that territory
44:36
against other terrorists like themselves,
44:38
because that's going to be the deal.
44:43
Charles the Simple is going to grant
44:46
to Rollo the Viking
44:48
the areas that Rollo is sort of already
44:51
controlling and occupying, these areas
44:54
that will become Normandy around the entry
44:57
to the Seine River, and then tell
44:59
him that if you accept this
45:02
deal, you're my vassal, which
45:04
may sound weird, except
45:06
that this is the era, as we said, when the Dukes
45:09
and Counts and Lords and Barons
45:11
are going to start to come to the fore. And
45:14
what's the difference if your warlord happens
45:16
to be a locally grown
45:18
warlord, or if it's somebody from
45:20
outside? I mean, if
45:22
you're giving lands to a bunch of Barons who are going
45:24
to throw up their own castles and be sometimes
45:28
loyal to you and other times rebellious, well,
45:31
why not make it the guy who's already
45:33
in charge of that area and who knows
45:36
probably best how to repel
45:39
Viking raiders, because he
45:41
is himself a Viking raider, and in
45:43
his book Northman, historian
45:45
John Hayward writes
45:48
about Rollo and this
45:50
agreement, quote,
45:54
in return for his homage, conversion
45:56
to Christianity, an agreement to
45:58
defend the Seine against other Viking raiders,
45:59
Viking raiders, Charles appointed
46:02
Raulo as Count of Raul.
46:04
It was a mutually advantageous arrangement.
46:07
Charles got recognition of his sovereignty over lands
46:10
he did not actually control, while Raulo's
46:13
de facto rule over the Lower Seine
46:15
was legitimized." Haywood
46:19
then points out that this is hardly a new arrangement
46:22
and that other kings have done this with
46:24
Vikings before. In fact,
46:27
one can go all the way back to certain
46:29
Roman practices from the Roman Empire
46:31
that sound similar, including the
46:34
way the Romans treated the Franks themselves
46:36
when the Franks were much more Viking-like
46:39
than they are in this time period. Famously,
46:44
Raulo may not be
46:46
the submissive vassal
46:49
to Charles the Simple that
46:51
the peace agreement may have
46:53
expected.
46:55
The biographer, Dudo, tells a story
46:58
where at one point during the
47:00
ceremony Raulo is supposed
47:04
to kiss the feet of the Frankish
47:06
king and instead says he's
47:08
not kissing anyone's feet and orders
47:10
an underling to do it for him. Normally,
47:12
you bend down and kiss the feet of the king.
47:15
Instead, the Viking underling lifted
47:18
up the king's foot to his mouth, toppling
47:21
the king on his back. And supposedly the
47:23
Vikings all laughed about this. It's a sign
47:25
of exactly how much respect
47:27
they have for this agreement and this
47:29
king. But Raulo
47:31
did convert to Christianity, but like so
47:34
many other Vikings who did, first-generation
47:37
Christian converts from Scandinavia
47:39
often hedged their bets a little bit.
47:42
And John Haywood in Northman explains
47:45
how that worked for Raulo when he
47:47
says, quote, Although
47:49
Raulo was still a pagan when he won control
47:51
of Rome, it appears he allowed
47:54
what was left of the church to function
47:56
in that area under his control,
47:58
much as the Danish rulers of the Roman Empire. of York had
48:00
done. Pagan Vikings,
48:02
he writes, were rarely positively
48:05
hostile to Christianity. Sacking
48:07
churches and monasteries and selling their occupants
48:10
into slavery was just good business.
48:13
Even after his baptism in 912, Rallo,
48:16
like many first-generation Viking converts
48:19
to Christianity, hedged his
48:21
bets and worshipped the pagan
48:23
gods alongside Christ. Shortly
48:26
before he died, Rallo ordered 100
48:28
Christians to be beheaded as
48:31
an offering to the pagan gods, but
48:33
he also gave 100 pounds of gold
48:35
to the churches of Rouen. The
48:40
interesting thing about this, though, is
48:43
that you can see the long-term anti-terrorism
48:46
strategy at work here, what the Chinese
48:49
would have called in their long-term
48:52
anti-terrorism strategies with
48:55
their so-called barbarians
48:58
nearby them cooking, cooking
49:00
the barbarians, because you
49:02
turn them into people more like
49:04
yourself, and when that happens
49:07
it changes the relationship. It's
49:10
a good thing for a ruler like Rallo,
49:12
because becoming a Christian and
49:14
beginning to organize your society
49:17
the way the Christian states did, exalts
49:19
the king, turns the societies
49:22
into one organized as a hierarchy.
49:28
Not so good for the individual freedom-loving
49:31
Viking farmers who used to get
49:33
together at their assemblies
49:36
known as things and
49:39
make decisions that way, right? If you're
49:41
freedom-loving and you like a nice decentralized
49:44
system, having your ruler convert to Christianity,
49:46
then mandating all his people do, all
49:49
of a sudden puts you under the control of a much
49:51
stronger despotic
49:53
ruler, maybe.
49:56
The other thing, though, that it does for
49:58
the other Christian states is it takes away
50:00
one of the great Viking Scandinavian
50:03
advantages in war. All
50:05
of a sudden, instead of the circumstances
50:08
being that they can rage you, but
50:10
you can't go and attack them because they live
50:12
far away and who knows where and you can't get
50:14
to them, when the Vikings begin
50:16
to settle in places, for example,
50:19
in the Dain Law in the British Isles
50:22
or in Normandy, they lose
50:25
the main advantage that they have of mobility.
50:28
And now, all
50:31
of a sudden, their farms,
50:33
their homes, their families,
50:37
and their wealth are right
50:39
next door to the people that they're sometimes
50:42
making angry with them or vengeful
50:46
or warlike. And
50:48
now their foes can do to them
50:50
what they've done for more than
50:52
a century to their foes. And
50:56
one of the really interesting things to follow
50:58
during the Viking era are
51:01
these overseas settlements
51:03
by these Scandinavian pirates,
51:06
conquerors, colonists, settlers, whatever
51:08
you want to call them, because
51:11
they become part of
51:13
the societies that they're embedded
51:16
in over time. They become absorbed. I
51:18
think we compared the Viking
51:21
age in part one to
51:23
a hand grenade detonating in the
51:25
Scandinavian homeland and
51:28
spreading burning shrapnel in all directions.
51:31
It's part of why this story is so hard to follow.
51:33
You're following all those pieces of shrapnel
51:36
as they embed themselves in
51:38
the surrounding societies. But
51:40
if shrapnel doesn't kill you, eventually
51:43
the wound closes up and skin
51:45
forms around it. And
51:47
while the metal may impact your life and
51:50
cause a lingering amount
51:52
of influence forever, it
51:55
just becomes one piece of a larger
51:57
whole. stories
52:01
about Rollo, for example,
52:03
having dreams of
52:05
creating a society that
52:08
is the equivalent of a whole flock of
52:10
birds that shows up in one place
52:12
of all different breeds and types,
52:15
but all bearing the same blood-red
52:19
left wing and creating
52:21
what one historian refers to as a mongrel
52:24
society out of these many different parts,
52:27
sort of foreshadowing the
52:30
fusion to come. It reminds
52:32
me of the American experience where
52:34
the United States often referred to itself as the great
52:36
melting pot or head. Latin
52:38
phrase is associated with it like E Pluribus
52:41
Unum, E Pluribus Unum, which
52:44
means out of many one, and
52:47
that
52:48
is not a bad phrase to describe the
52:51
Normans and of course Norman just means Northman
52:54
and Normandy is the land of the Northman, but
52:56
these men came from all over and
52:58
quickly found themselves a part of the society
53:01
around them, maintaining perhaps
53:03
though something in
53:05
their blood or their DNA
53:08
or their cultural makeup that
53:10
harkened back to the ferociousness
53:12
and the fierceness of their Viking roots because
53:15
you can hear chroniclers and even historians
53:18
up until the mid 20th century and maybe even
53:20
today talking about that weird
53:22
sort of extra ferocity that
53:24
the Normans had even when they
53:27
were Christian and French and
53:29
you can see how quickly they're absorbed by the
53:31
local population Rallo who's the first
53:34
to settle there, right? This Viking
53:37
who is almost the
53:40
quintessential example of the type
53:42
will marry a local woman in the
53:45
Danish way we're told and
53:47
have a son who's already
53:49
only half Viking and who speaks French
53:52
and who's Christian. He will
53:54
have the respectively French
53:56
name of William
53:59
attached to him. and get
54:01
a surname or a nickname.
54:04
Afterwards he'll be known as William Longsword.
54:08
He will have a rebellion, Rollo's
54:10
son launched against him by a bunch
54:13
of his own Scandinavian Viking peoples
54:15
who consider him already too Francified.
54:19
And then he's gonna, in the Danish
54:21
way, which means sort of like a concubine
54:24
or a hookup, or what would they say
54:26
today, a baby mama, he will hook
54:28
up with another local woman, which
54:30
means that his kid, who will be named
54:33
Richard, is only one-quarter Viking.
54:35
So in the space of two generations
54:38
you can already see the burning
54:40
piece of shrapnel being absorbed
54:43
by the much larger West Frankish
54:45
body. But
54:48
as we've been saying all along,
54:51
what happens to Rollo and his
54:53
pirate Vikings in
54:55
what will be Normandy is just
54:58
a continuation of a process that's
55:00
been going on since long before the
55:02
Roman Empire fell, centuries beforehand.
55:05
It's the taming of these Germanic language
55:08
pagan peoples and earlier
55:11
versions of them from Goths to
55:14
Lombards to Vandals to Burgundians
55:16
to Franks, yes even these Frankish
55:19
people, they've already gone through this
55:21
process. They're being,
55:23
well 150 years ago somebody
55:26
would have seen a very superiority kind
55:28
of way of looking at things, so they're being civilized.
55:30
These savages are being turned into reputable
55:33
members of the Christian community, answerable
55:38
to God and the surrounding
55:40
other nobles. But if you're
55:43
an average Viking farmer
55:45
who goes on these raids as
55:48
your ancestors might have, doing a little piracy
55:50
work to better yourself, go home, marry
55:52
the girl next door and start a farm with
55:55
you know your winnings from your pirate affairs,
55:58
you might look at something like this. is being
56:00
sold out, right?
56:03
The big guys like Rolo and his
56:05
Jarls, and Jarl could mean Earl
56:07
or Lord or anything like that. Those
56:09
guys are the ones who benefit greatly
56:12
from these sorts of deals. It's
56:14
the average Viking who once upon a
56:16
time used to be considered sort of an equal
56:19
who loses. If you
56:21
want to make the Hollywood movie about the
56:23
Vikings and you want them to be these
56:25
barbarian type pirate movie
56:28
tropes and you want them to be a bunch of warriors
56:31
involved in an equal brotherhood that
56:33
when somebody says, Who is your leader? you say
56:36
we have none, right? That's a famous line
56:38
from the old Viking that we have no leader. We're all
56:40
equal here and you want to set your movie
56:42
in the 700s or
56:44
the 800s because in the 900s
56:47
ADCE the Viking world
56:50
begins to become more like
56:53
the non Viking Christian world and
56:55
the hierarchies that are
56:57
taking over in places that will
56:59
become France and Germany and
57:01
places like that arrives
57:03
in Scandinavia
57:06
and you can begin to see the
57:09
consolidation of these independent
57:12
small time rulers, these so-called
57:14
petty kings by
57:16
the great kings and
57:19
it's a bit like watching corporate
57:22
giants swallowing up
57:24
small-time businesses and mom
57:26
and pop operations until
57:29
they create the geopolitical
57:31
equivalent of a monopoly
57:33
and in keeping
57:35
with history's love
57:38
of consolidation and consolidators
57:41
the men who do this are often
57:43
lauded as the founding
57:46
fathers of the modern-day nations
57:48
of Scandinavia, right? Their version of
57:50
a George Washington type figure. It's
57:53
worth pointing out that the people
57:56
who do this in the
57:58
places like modern-day Sweden or
58:00
modern day Denmark or modern day Norway
58:03
are figures that you can't 100% confirm or
58:08
even real. Welcome to
58:10
the early middle ages. Take
58:13
for example the guy who famously does
58:16
this in what will become the
58:18
country of Norway. His
58:21
name is Harold Finehair, also
58:23
known as Harold Fairhair, also
58:26
known as Harold Hairfair. Neil
58:29
Price, the historian of
58:32
Viking times, says that his
58:34
nickname was Lufa, which means
58:36
Mophead. And Price points
58:39
out that these guys often had pirate last
58:41
names and nicknames, compare it
58:43
to something like Blackbeard
58:45
from the 16th or 17th century. And
58:48
Mophead is a famous figure
58:51
in one of the sagas written by one of the
58:53
most famous saga writers of all time,
58:56
an Icelandic writer named Snorri Sturluson.
58:58
And in his work known
59:01
as the Heimskringla or the Lives of the
59:03
Norse Kings, he writes about
59:05
Mophead and in very storybook-like
59:08
fashion traces his desire
59:11
to conquer all of Norway and
59:13
be the king that unifies the entire
59:16
place to a woman that
59:18
he wants. And he goes
59:20
to her and basically, you know, proposes that
59:22
he become her man. And she says something
59:25
like, why would a petty king like you
59:27
appeal to me? I mean, she says when we have
59:29
kings who are unifying Sweden and
59:31
Kings who are unifying Denmark, why
59:33
don't you go unify Norway and then come
59:35
back to me when you've made something of yourself. He
59:39
in the saga says something like, oh, yeah, thanks
59:41
for reminding me. I was always going to do that. And then he bows
59:43
to not cut his hair until he does.
59:45
And then he goes around like
59:47
a mafia don, making
59:49
the sort of offers that the other petty kings
59:52
can't refuse, because if they
59:54
do, he kills them and
59:56
all of their top men with
59:59
them. If they instead
1:00:01
join him, as we said with Rallo, all
1:00:03
his top men can become his men,
1:00:06
Jarls, and they can be bigger than the petty
1:00:08
kings of old, but if they resist, he's
1:00:10
going to kill them. And this
1:00:12
creates a Newtonian equal
1:00:14
and opposite reaction that
1:00:17
precipitates one of the things that
1:00:20
the Viking era is most known for,
1:00:22
right? The pushing out and exploring
1:00:24
farther and farther away lands, in
1:00:27
part because these people need to get away
1:00:29
from Harold Finehair, who's going to kill
1:00:32
them if he catches them. It's
1:00:34
a little bit more complicated than that, but
1:00:37
let's let Snorri Sturluson in
1:00:39
his work written, farther away
1:00:41
from the time that he's chronicling than
1:00:44
the American Revolution is to our
1:00:46
time, let's have him discuss
1:00:48
a little bit of the career of Harold Finehair
1:00:51
to show us what we're dealing with here.
1:00:54
I'm using the Erling Monson translation,
1:00:57
by the way, and it
1:01:00
needs to be pointed out that there are
1:01:02
reasons that people would resist what
1:01:04
Finehair is trying to do. They
1:01:06
often were people who were farmers
1:01:09
on ancestral land that had been handed
1:01:11
down from father to son, from time immemorial,
1:01:14
and all of a sudden this great king comes in and says, all this
1:01:16
land is mine, and you can stay on it if you
1:01:18
pay taxes. And a lot of people said to
1:01:20
help with you, I'm going elsewhere. And
1:01:23
that's described by Sturluson when he says, quote,
1:01:26
amid all the unrest, when Harold
1:01:28
was seeking to subdue all the
1:01:30
land of Norway, the pharaohs,
1:01:33
which are islands and Iceland lands
1:01:36
out beyond the sea were found
1:01:38
and settled. At that time also,
1:01:40
there was a great faring to Shetland
1:01:43
and many great men fled as outlaws
1:01:45
from Norway, and they went on Viking
1:01:48
raids to the west. In the winter
1:01:50
they were in the Orkneys and the Hebrides, but
1:01:52
in the summer they harried in Norway
1:01:55
and did great
1:01:56
scathe there in the land, end
1:01:58
quote. What
1:02:00
Sturluson means by that is
1:02:02
that these people didn't just run
1:02:05
away from Harold Finehair and everybody
1:02:07
let bygones be bygones. They
1:02:09
came back and treated Norway,
1:02:12
or what will become Norway, the same
1:02:14
way that Viking raiders had treated the
1:02:16
rest of Europe. They raided
1:02:19
and robbed and took slaves
1:02:22
from Harold Finehair's growing
1:02:24
kingdom. Sturluson recalls
1:02:26
something we said earlier in this story that before
1:02:29
the Viking Age supposedly
1:02:32
begins it was probably already
1:02:34
going on in the deep dark Scandinavian
1:02:38
mists before Europe ever knew about
1:02:40
them and it continued probably long
1:02:42
after the Viking Age officially
1:02:45
ends. The Vikings
1:02:47
raided Scandinavia too and
1:02:50
like all the kings of Europe whose
1:02:52
main job is protecting their subjects, Harold
1:02:55
Finehair's main job was protecting his
1:02:57
and so when Vikings who had fled Norway
1:03:00
came back and raided Norway, Harold
1:03:02
Finehair goes after them. Sturluson
1:03:06
continues, quote, King
1:03:09
Harold learned that the Vikings
1:03:11
who in the winter were in the Westlands, which means
1:03:13
Britain and Ireland, were harrying in
1:03:15
the Midlands, which means Norway. He
1:03:18
went out to war each summer and
1:03:20
ransacked the islands and the outlying
1:03:23
rocks, but when his army came near
1:03:25
the Vikings they all fled, most
1:03:27
of them out to sea, and when the king
1:03:30
was weary of this it happened
1:03:32
one summer that he sailed West with
1:03:34
his army across the sea. First
1:03:36
he came to Shetland and there slew
1:03:39
all the Vikings who had not fled thence. Next
1:03:42
he sailed south to the Orkneys and
1:03:45
cleansed them all of Vikings. Thereafter
1:03:48
he went right to the Hebrides and harried
1:03:50
there. He slew many Vikings
1:03:53
who before had warriors under them and
1:03:55
he held there many battles and
1:03:57
most often had the victory.
1:03:59
end quote.
1:04:02
So Harold Lufa, mop
1:04:04
head, hair fair, fine hair adopted
1:04:07
the same anti piracy strategy common
1:04:10
in the ancient world. When
1:04:13
it becomes too much, you go find
1:04:15
the pirate layers, launch
1:04:17
the equivalent of Marines from
1:04:20
your boats and wipe out
1:04:22
all the pirates where they live. Now, if
1:04:26
you're trying to clear pirates
1:04:28
out though, the problem
1:04:31
is, is how do you keep the areas
1:04:33
from being reestablished as pirate
1:04:35
bases later? If
1:04:37
you look at the history of the Mediterranean, for example,
1:04:40
and piracy in that area, you
1:04:42
can have successive
1:04:44
empires and kingdoms clear
1:04:46
out pirate layers only to have
1:04:50
those places get reinvested later,
1:04:52
usually because they're perfect. I mean, they're just, it's
1:04:55
easy to hide. They're these certain
1:04:57
islands that become known for piracy or right
1:04:59
along important shipping routes. They
1:05:01
just lend themselves to re infestation.
1:05:04
So according to the sagas, Harold will
1:05:07
put some of his own people in charge of these
1:05:09
islands like the Hebrides and the Orkneys and whatnot.
1:05:12
And their job is to sort of, you know, create
1:05:14
a stable business climate and settle
1:05:16
people there and make it one of those areas where
1:05:19
there's just too many eyes and too much law and order
1:05:21
and too many authorities for it to be a good
1:05:23
place for pirates anymore.
1:05:26
I don't know if that's true and the sagas are
1:05:28
not necessarily all that trustworthy
1:05:30
on this sort of stuff. There
1:05:33
is another aspect though of Harold's
1:05:35
rule that more modern histories are taking
1:05:37
a much more jaundiced view of them,
1:05:40
my earlier ones and that the sagas
1:05:42
take, which is that Harold's
1:05:44
tyranny and people fleeing
1:05:46
from it are the reason for many
1:05:49
of the great Viking discoveries, you
1:05:51
know, the islands overseas,
1:05:53
the Iceland's, the Greenland's, the East coast of the
1:05:55
Americas, and, you know, places like the
1:05:58
Orkneys and the Hebrides. And
1:06:00
the reason that modern historians are
1:06:02
discounting that as a major reason
1:06:05
is because the dating doesn't line up. He
1:06:07
couldn't have been...his tyranny couldn't have been the reason that the
1:06:09
Hebrides and the Orkneys and those places are settled
1:06:12
because they're settled long before Harold's time.
1:06:15
Even Iceland is settled before Harold is
1:06:18
putting immense pressure on other Norwegians.
1:06:22
And Greenland and the Americas aren't settled
1:06:24
until long afterwards, so the dating doesn't line
1:06:26
up. John Heywood points
1:06:29
this out in Northman. That couldn't have been
1:06:31
the reason, but what he does say is
1:06:33
it could be a reason for further settlement,
1:06:37
new waves of people leaving Norway
1:06:40
to escape the new restrictions
1:06:42
that a guy like Harold is putting into place
1:06:45
through consolidation. If you don't like it, get
1:06:47
out and they do. And where do you go? Well,
1:06:49
American draftees fleeing
1:06:51
the draft during the Vietnam War went over the border
1:06:54
to Canada. If you're someone
1:06:57
located in modern-day Norway, maybe
1:06:59
you go to the Hebrides or the Orkneys, or
1:07:01
if those are becoming too established
1:07:04
and controlled by Harold's men, maybe you
1:07:06
go farther.
1:07:07
And farther in Harold Finehair's lifetime
1:07:10
would have been a place like Iceland.
1:07:12
And then after his lifetime
1:07:15
would have been a place like Greenland. When
1:07:17
you look at how those places were probably
1:07:20
discovered, that's an interesting story
1:07:22
in and of itself. And something
1:07:25
that is undetermined as of yet,
1:07:27
but more and more the history suggests that some of
1:07:29
these places were found before
1:07:31
the Vikings even found them. Take Iceland,
1:07:33
for example. Iceland
1:07:35
may have had Irish monks
1:07:39
find the place first. Now, we
1:07:42
need to take a different sort of approach with a place
1:07:44
like Iceland than with most of the
1:07:46
places the Vikings settled in Europe. As we talked
1:07:48
about the piece of shrapnel,
1:07:51
the Vikings embedding themselves
1:07:53
in these larger societies and eventually being
1:07:55
absorbed, it's a little different when
1:07:57
the Vikings discover places that
1:08:00
don't have preexisting large
1:08:02
societies to begin
1:08:04
with. Then the shrapnel acts more like
1:08:06
a seed and grows into a real sort
1:08:08
of Viking settlement
1:08:12
and Iceland falls into that category because
1:08:15
Irish monks would have been
1:08:18
celibate anyway. They wouldn't have gone to a
1:08:20
place like Iceland to try to start families
1:08:22
and settle down and be fruitful
1:08:24
and multiply. And there's no
1:08:27
evidence that when the Vikings actually got
1:08:29
there, the Irish monks were still
1:08:31
there. Although they supposedly found some leftover
1:08:34
stuff. The bottom
1:08:36
line though is it's like finding free
1:08:38
land with nobody there occupying
1:08:40
it. The various histories
1:08:43
that I've read suggest what
1:08:45
would probably be considered a rather obvious
1:08:48
way that these places get discovered
1:08:51
initially. And that's not because
1:08:53
you seek out places cause no one knows
1:08:55
these places are here. They
1:08:57
get found accidentally when the
1:09:00
Scandinavian ships get blown off course. I
1:09:04
mean, if you're a sailing ship and all of
1:09:06
a sudden you get caught in a place like the
1:09:09
North Atlantic or the Atlantic
1:09:11
above what's now Scotland and those islands
1:09:15
and the wind starts taking you where it's going
1:09:17
to take you, you're kind of along for the ride, aren't
1:09:19
you? And
1:09:21
this is the part of the story that I find personally
1:09:24
terrifying. It is also the
1:09:27
part of the story where we've
1:09:29
been making connections between the Vikings
1:09:32
and their contemporaries and the Vikings
1:09:34
and their predecessors, right? The Germanic
1:09:36
language, pagan peoples, like
1:09:39
the Saxons and all these people who came before the
1:09:41
Vikings and the people in Western
1:09:43
and central Europe during their time period. And you're trying
1:09:45
to show the context that shows continuity
1:09:48
and how the Vikings don't really stand out so
1:09:51
much from all these other peoples
1:09:53
in most respects. The area
1:09:55
where they really do stand out and where they
1:09:58
break new ground completely. is
1:10:00
the seafaring part and that's the part that
1:10:02
blows my mind and has fascinated
1:10:04
people
1:10:06
well,
1:10:07
for a very long time. The Vikings became
1:10:09
very big in the 19th century but people
1:10:11
knew about these seafaring things long before
1:10:13
then. The people in Iceland,
1:10:15
for example, who were fascinated
1:10:17
because they were an immigrant people
1:10:20
too, like the United States and like
1:10:22
Australia and a lot of other places now, you
1:10:24
become fascinated with your roots and it was people
1:10:26
like Snorri Sturluson and all those
1:10:28
folk who were writing about how their
1:10:31
island originally got populated from the home
1:10:33
country and so everyone has been fascinated
1:10:35
with what the Vikings were doing
1:10:38
with ships because what they were
1:10:40
doing with ships was relatively unprecedented.
1:10:43
And I say relatively because there were other
1:10:45
peoples but they're some of the
1:10:47
most famous seafaring peoples in history. People
1:10:49
like the Polynesians and what maybe
1:10:52
we could call the Proto-Polynesians who
1:10:54
were doing similar things in the Pacific,
1:10:57
mostly south of the equator. And
1:10:59
the big difference between the Polynesians
1:11:02
and the Vikings and all the other seafaring peoples
1:11:04
before them was the willingness
1:11:07
to go out into the open sea.
1:11:11
Because seafaring pretty
1:11:13
much from the beginning of time until
1:11:15
about the Vikings and the Proto-Polynesians
1:11:18
was all about staying within sight
1:11:20
of land, hugging
1:11:22
the coast or going point to point
1:11:25
like a connect the dots game from this
1:11:27
island to that island to this island, never
1:11:29
getting too far away from land. Even when
1:11:31
you see, for example, the
1:11:34
transfer of shipping
1:11:36
or some of even the great naval battles in
1:11:38
the Mediterranean, you can always see
1:11:41
that it's a point to point to point navigation system. They're
1:11:44
never getting far away from land.
1:11:46
There's always an island here or there that
1:11:48
they're nearby. Once
1:11:51
you go, the old line was beyond
1:11:53
the Pillars of Hercules or
1:11:55
Heracles, the Gibraltar area
1:11:58
out into the Atlantic. Thank you for watching. you were going
1:12:00
off into the dragon territory
1:12:02
on the edge of the map where people go and never
1:12:05
come back. That's
1:12:07
where you lose ships. But
1:12:10
it's funny what you can discover while
1:12:12
still hugging the coast, the great Phoenicians
1:12:14
who was the greatest seafarers of
1:12:16
the ancient Mediterranean. They were able
1:12:18
to get allegedly all the way
1:12:20
up to the British Isles and, and the Scandinavian
1:12:23
areas and everything simply following the coastline. But
1:12:26
what the Vikings do is,
1:12:29
as far as I can tell, except for the Polynesian
1:12:32
types unprecedented in this era and
1:12:34
before, which is they will venture
1:12:36
out into the open sea.
1:12:39
Now, after pointing out that
1:12:42
both the Polynesians and the Malays in the
1:12:44
Indian Ocean had gone
1:12:47
farther distances in this era
1:12:49
or earlier eras than the Vikings, historian
1:12:52
John Haywood in Northman mentions that
1:12:55
both those peoples at least had
1:12:58
warmer weather and more predictable seas
1:13:01
working in their favor. Whereas these Scandinavians
1:13:04
are operating in close to arctic
1:13:07
conditions sometimes.
1:13:09
I mean, go look at a map, look at where the latitude
1:13:12
of a place like Iceland is. There
1:13:14
are no major cities above something
1:13:17
like Reykjavik that I can see.
1:13:20
It's sub-arctic maybe you would say.
1:13:23
And Haywood says that like
1:13:26
earlier peoples, the Viking Scandinavian
1:13:29
explorers and seafarers preferred
1:13:31
to stay within sight of land,
1:13:34
go point to point, you know, so that they
1:13:36
were going from island to island and stayed as close
1:13:39
as they could to areas, you know,
1:13:41
where they felt safe to pull their ships
1:13:44
into coves and harbors
1:13:46
and places where at nighttime
1:13:48
they didn't have to be out in the water, but
1:13:51
often they were out in the water.
1:13:54
And when you realize that these are open
1:13:57
boats in sometimes arctic,
1:14:00
conditions, it boggles the mind. You can go
1:14:02
online, by the way, and see videos of modern
1:14:04
recreations of Viking longships and
1:14:06
people traveling on them, and
1:14:09
you just can't imagine doing it for
1:14:11
days at a time, but that's
1:14:13
what had to be done. And
1:14:16
these Viking warships that are often used
1:14:18
in the recreations are usually
1:14:20
not the kind of ships that Viking settlers
1:14:23
traveled on. They traveled on tubbier
1:14:26
merchant men called Nars
1:14:28
or Nores, and Heywood
1:14:30
describes these, and he says,
1:14:33
quote, most of the
1:14:35
leading settlers or he uses
1:14:37
the Scandinavian word that means land
1:14:39
takers because that was the phrase used or
1:14:42
land takers arrived in their own ships.
1:14:45
These were not long ships, but sturdy merchant
1:14:48
ships called Nars with shorter,
1:14:50
broader, and deeper hulls than long ships.
1:14:53
Nars relied on sails alone, carrying
1:14:56
only a couple of pairs of oars for maneuvering
1:14:58
in harbor, end quote. He then
1:15:00
points out at the time of the settlements, the
1:15:02
Nars probably had a cargo capacity of 25
1:15:05
to 30 tons. This would go up as
1:15:07
the Viking Age went on to probably
1:15:09
more like 50 tons. He
1:15:12
says modern replicas of these merchant
1:15:15
vessels have sailed around the entire
1:15:17
world, but the one that sailed around
1:15:19
the entire world sank up the Spanish coast
1:15:21
in 1992. So, you know, just
1:15:24
like modern-day fishing
1:15:26
fleets, and I believe that fishing is
1:15:28
still considered per capita the
1:15:30
most or one of the most dangerous professions
1:15:34
you can have, and that's with satellites,
1:15:37
modern ships, coast guards,
1:15:39
and all those kinds of things. Imagine what it's like
1:15:42
with a wooden boat
1:15:44
with open decks and
1:15:47
people navigating, well, with
1:15:50
none of those tools. And
1:15:52
Heywood writes, quote, the
1:15:55
voyage to Iceland could take two to
1:15:57
three weeks, often with stopovers,
1:16:00
in Orkney, Shetland, and the Faroe Islands.
1:16:03
The voyage cannot have been a comfortable experience.
1:16:06
Nars were basically just large open boats,
1:16:08
without cabins to give crew and passengers
1:16:11
shelter in bad weather. Tents
1:16:13
were stretched over ships' decks to provide
1:16:15
shelter in harbor, but it is unlikely
1:16:18
that this could be done at sea because the tent
1:16:20
would catch the wind and drive the ship
1:16:22
off course. People probably
1:16:24
had to huddle under sealskin or
1:16:27
greased leather coats in the hold, along
1:16:29
with the livestock, to keep warm.
1:16:32
Nor was there any possibility, he writes, of
1:16:34
enjoying any hot food on the high seas.
1:16:37
Shipwreck was a real possibility in
1:16:40
one bad year of the 35 ships
1:16:42
sailing to Iceland. All but eight
1:16:45
were wrecked." I've
1:16:49
spent my entire life, except for when I was
1:16:51
in college, within a 35-minute drive of
1:16:53
the Pacific Ocean. I grew up
1:16:56
body surfing at an age that was almost
1:16:59
child-abusive, to have left me out
1:17:01
in the waters at that age. I'm very brave
1:17:04
on the coast, but you get me out into
1:17:06
the open water, and I
1:17:09
get just
1:17:11
terrified,
1:17:12
much more cowardly. I
1:17:15
remember a cousin of mine, an idiot cousin
1:17:17
of mine, tipping us over in a catamaran
1:17:19
three times in a day, until
1:17:21
the coast guard said, that's enough of that, you get to
1:17:23
go in, with inside of land,
1:17:26
and feeling absolutely helpless. I
1:17:29
can't imagine what it would be like in subarctic conditions,
1:17:31
in the middle of nowhere, with no
1:17:34
help anywhere. I
1:17:37
was looking for a count that could give us some
1:17:39
semblance of what it was like for these Vikings,
1:17:41
but they don't exist during this period. The
1:17:44
best ones that I found are actually in
1:17:47
a book called The Perfect Storm. You
1:17:49
might have seen the movie based on the book, but
1:17:51
the book is a very different animal. It combines
1:17:54
the story that the movie focused
1:17:56
on with historical accounts, first-hand
1:17:59
eyewitnesses. rememberances, the
1:18:01
science of the ocean and waves
1:18:03
and shipping and all that. It's absolutely fascinating.
1:18:06
You can get your hands on it. It's by Sebastian
1:18:08
Younger. It's wonderful. And he has some accounts that
1:18:10
give us a sense of what it might be like in
1:18:13
the open sea and how absolutely
1:18:15
terrifying it can be. So
1:18:19
for example, one of the scientific parts
1:18:21
of the book talks about the difference
1:18:23
between waves that are not
1:18:26
crashing versus waves that do crash
1:18:28
in the open ocean. And Younger
1:18:30
writes, quote, a general
1:18:33
rule of fluid dynamics holds that
1:18:35
an object in the water tends to do whatever
1:18:38
the water it replaces would have done.
1:18:41
In the case of a boat in a breaking wave,
1:18:43
the boat will effectively become part of
1:18:45
the curl. It will either be flipped
1:18:48
end over end or shoved backwards
1:18:50
and broken on instantaneous
1:18:53
pressures of up to six tons per square
1:18:55
foot have been measured in breaking waves.
1:18:58
Breaking waves, he writes, have lifted
1:19:00
a 2,700 ton breakwater and mass and deposited it
1:19:03
inside the harbor at
1:19:07
Wick Scotland. They have blasted
1:19:09
open a steel door, 195 feet above sea level at, I
1:19:15
think it's Unst light or Yoon's light
1:19:17
in the Shetland islands.
1:19:19
They have heaved a half ton boulder 91
1:19:22
feet into the air at Tillamook Rock, Oregon.
1:19:25
End quote.
1:19:27
So that gives us a sense of the power
1:19:30
of the waves that these early mariners
1:19:32
are having to potentially encounter. And
1:19:36
then Younger talks about a phenomenon
1:19:39
that used to be considered sort of an old
1:19:42
wives tale or one of those tall
1:19:45
stories that a salty sea captain would, would
1:19:48
relate. But it turns out that they're true.
1:19:50
And buoys in the middle of the ocean
1:19:53
and people in oil rigs in the middle
1:19:55
of the sea have now conclusively
1:19:58
proven that the phenomenon known as rogue
1:20:00
waves are real. And younger
1:20:03
points out that the problem with eyewitness
1:20:05
accounts is that a lot of people, especially
1:20:07
in the pre-modern seafaring
1:20:09
era who encountered large rogue waves,
1:20:12
never survived to tell anybody
1:20:14
about them.
1:20:15
Speaking about the rogue waves,
1:20:18
he writes, quote
1:20:20
in the dry terminology of Naval architecture,
1:20:23
these are called non-negotiable
1:20:25
waves. Mariners call them
1:20:27
rogue waves or freak seas.
1:20:30
Typically they are very steep and have
1:20:32
an equally steep trough in front of them.
1:20:34
A so-called hole in the ocean.
1:20:37
As some witnesses have described it ships,
1:20:40
he writes, cannot get their bows up
1:20:42
fast enough. And the ensuing wave
1:20:44
breaks their back. Maritime
1:20:46
history is full of encounters with
1:20:49
such waves. When Sir Ernest
1:20:51
Shackleton was forced to cross the South
1:20:53
polar sea in a 22 foot open
1:20:55
life boat, he saw a wave so
1:20:57
big that he mistook its foaming crest
1:21:00
for a moonlit cloud. He only
1:21:02
had time to yell, hang on boys,
1:21:05
it's got us before the wave broke
1:21:07
over his boat. Miraculously,
1:21:09
they didn't sink. He continues in
1:21:12
February, 1883, the 320 foot
1:21:14
steamship Glamorgan was swept bow to stern by
1:21:17
an enormous wave that ripped
1:21:19
the wheelhouse right off the deck, taking
1:21:21
all the ship's officers with it. She later sank
1:21:23
in 1966. He writes the 44,000
1:21:26
ton Michelangelo and Italian steamship carrying 775
1:21:33
passengers encountered a single massive wave in an otherwise
1:21:35
unremarkable sea. Her
1:21:39
bow fell into the trough and the waves stove in
1:21:41
her bow flooding her wheelhouse
1:21:43
and killed a crewman
1:21:45
and two passengers. In 1976 he says the oil
1:21:47
tanker Creton star radioed. Now
1:21:53
the radio message was quote vessel was
1:21:55
struck by a huge wave that went over the deck
1:21:57
and the oil tank was struck by a huge wave. quote,
1:22:00
and he says was never heard from again.
1:22:03
The only sign of her fate, he wrote, was
1:22:05
a four-mile oil slick off Bombay.
1:22:08
End quote. He
1:22:11
then tells an amazing story of one of the
1:22:13
people who lived after
1:22:15
seeing and surviving one of these
1:22:17
waves hitting, and the waves are
1:22:20
very different sometimes. Sometimes they create,
1:22:22
they come together, several waves come together
1:22:24
and get larger than the sum of its
1:22:26
parts, so to speak, and that's a phenomenon known
1:22:29
as the Three Sisters sometimes when
1:22:31
they come in threes, but this 1966
1:22:35
encounter off South Africa was
1:22:37
a wave that stretched from horizon
1:22:40
to horizon.
1:22:43
End quote. Most
1:22:45
people don't survive encounters with such
1:22:48
waves, and so first-hand accounts are hard to
1:22:50
come by, but they do exist. An English
1:22:52
woman named Beryl Smeaton was
1:22:54
rounding Cape Horn with her husband in the
1:22:56
1960s. I guess I
1:22:59
said 60s, 1960s, when
1:23:01
she saw a shoaling wave behind her
1:23:03
that stretched away in a straight line
1:23:05
as far as she could see, now quoting
1:23:08
the survivor, quote, The whole horizon
1:23:10
was blotted out by a huge gray
1:23:12
wall, she writes in her journal. It
1:23:15
had no curling crest, just
1:23:17
a thin white line along the whole length,
1:23:20
and its face was unlike the sloping face
1:23:22
of a normal wave. This was a wall
1:23:25
of water with a completely vertical face,
1:23:27
down which ran white ripples
1:23:30
like a waterfall. End quote. Younger
1:23:32
than points out that the wave flipped
1:23:35
the 46-foot boat end over
1:23:37
end, snapping the
1:23:39
eyewitnesses harness and throwing
1:23:41
her overboard.
1:23:44
Now I know in this era where
1:23:46
we see people surfing almost
1:23:48
100-foot tall waves and
1:23:52
whatnot, that we are blase
1:23:54
to the power of the surf sometimes,
1:23:56
but even a 12-foot wave,
1:23:58
and I've been in 12-foot waves.
1:23:59
waves,
1:24:00
churning around after wiping out
1:24:03
body surfing on the coastline. And I can just
1:24:05
tell you the power of a mere 12
1:24:08
foot wave is absolutely shocking.
1:24:11
And I can't imagine what this woman's experience
1:24:13
was like after being, having her ship turned
1:24:16
over with a wave like that
1:24:18
and then finding herself cord
1:24:21
snapped
1:24:23
in the open ocean.
1:24:27
And then I recall that all those vessels
1:24:29
that we just talked about
1:24:31
had multiple decks.
1:24:33
So you could go below deck when things got hairy
1:24:35
up above. They had
1:24:38
modern communications equipment, modern
1:24:40
navigational tools. They knew their
1:24:43
relative geographic position on the
1:24:45
map perfectly and it
1:24:47
still freaks me out. Now
1:24:49
imagine having none of those things
1:24:52
and being a Viking era Scandinavian
1:24:55
in an open boat, no communications
1:24:57
tools at all, no modern
1:25:00
navigational equipment at all. And
1:25:03
you know, no below decks and
1:25:05
you're out in the open ocean. There's
1:25:09
a part of me that thinks those people are crazy,
1:25:12
but that might be an eye of the beholder sort of thing,
1:25:14
right? Try telling them that
1:25:17
we routinely go up in manmade
1:25:19
metal tubes that fly higher than
1:25:21
birds fly and take us across whole
1:25:24
oceans, continent to continent
1:25:26
and see if they don't think we're the crazy
1:25:29
ones. And I imagine
1:25:31
if you told people like that, that we
1:25:33
could do what we do with air travel,
1:25:35
they'd probably want to see what manner of
1:25:37
human being it was who could
1:25:40
do that. And I feel the same way about them.
1:25:44
And if you discount the
1:25:46
sagas, which as I said, I don't know what
1:25:48
Hollywood would do in portraying
1:25:50
Vikings if they didn't use the sagas,
1:25:53
because discounting the sagas
1:25:56
means you're left with very few
1:25:58
eyewitness accounts of.
1:25:59
who these people were.
1:26:01
And like all eyewitness accounts from
1:26:04
people who found themselves on
1:26:06
the receiving end of violence
1:26:09
or mistreatment or even
1:26:11
just very different cultural norms and
1:26:13
standards, hard to accept
1:26:16
the idea that the Viking-era Scandinavians
1:26:19
are getting a good shake. I mean, if you're a monk
1:26:21
writing about these people who
1:26:24
as part of their business strategy aren't
1:26:26
just pagans, but like to assault
1:26:29
holy sites and monasteries and kill
1:26:31
monks, well, is a monks
1:26:33
account of these people going to be particularly
1:26:36
even-handed? I doubt it.
1:26:40
We do have the rare
1:26:42
accounts, though, that show up from eyewitnesses
1:26:45
who are not Christian monks and
1:26:47
who run into people who may be Viking-era
1:26:50
Scandinavians. And the most famous happens
1:26:53
right around where we are in this story.
1:26:57
It is an account which,
1:27:00
like the sagas, a lot of people have
1:27:03
to hang a lot of assumptions
1:27:06
on because you have so little to work with. And
1:27:09
it's such a famous account and so rare that
1:27:11
it has been used by fictional authors
1:27:14
to sort of build stories off of Michael
1:27:16
Crichton, the author
1:27:18
of Eaters of the Dead, for example, who
1:27:20
used this account as the foundation
1:27:23
on which to build a fictional story. And a movie
1:27:25
was built on top of that book
1:27:28
called The 13th Warrior, so you may have seen
1:27:30
that. But neither one of those
1:27:32
tales gets told, if not for the
1:27:35
original account, the eyewitness account
1:27:38
of a Muslim traveler named Ibn Fadlan.
1:27:41
And he traveled two regions
1:27:44
in what are now Russia
1:27:47
in the year 921 and 922 A.D.C.E.
1:27:49
And
1:27:54
along the way ran
1:27:56
into a people who were trading
1:27:59
on the river. back then who very
1:28:01
well may have been Viking-era Scandinavians.
1:28:04
Let's put some
1:28:05
disclaimers in here though, shall we?
1:28:08
For accuracy's sake?
1:28:10
Disclaimer number one, these
1:28:13
may not have been Viking-era
1:28:15
Scandinavians.
1:28:17
These may have been people who
1:28:19
were Slavic, for example, or
1:28:22
it may have been what
1:28:24
we would call today an international
1:28:26
crew of people, a mixed crew of people
1:28:29
that included some Scandinavians mixed with some
1:28:31
Slavs mixed with some Baltes, you just
1:28:33
don't know. Disclaimer
1:28:35
number two, even if these were
1:28:37
Scandinavians, they may
1:28:39
not be representative of the Scandinavians
1:28:42
back in Scandinavia or Vikings
1:28:44
in other places, even though it's very
1:28:47
possible that these same people that Ibn Fadlan
1:28:49
talks about were migrating back
1:28:51
and forth to Scandinavia and maybe then going west
1:28:54
to Britain and maybe then to France, you
1:28:56
just don't know because how representative
1:28:58
of Scandinavian culture back in a place
1:29:00
like what will be modern-day Sweden,
1:29:03
modern-day Norway, modern-day Denmark are
1:29:05
these seafarers. It's
1:29:07
possible that you could look at them the way we would
1:29:10
look at sailors
1:29:12
today who spent their life at sea
1:29:14
and then come back home covered in tattoos,
1:29:17
these salty Popeye the Sailor
1:29:19
slash Long John Silver
1:29:22
characters from Treasure Island where
1:29:24
they are people from your culture
1:29:27
but they're not representative of most of
1:29:29
the people in your culture. For example, one of the things Fadlan
1:29:32
talks about in this eyewitness account is
1:29:34
how dirty these people were but
1:29:36
this clashes with other accounts that
1:29:38
suggest that Viking-era Scandinavians
1:29:41
in Scandinavia were meticulously clean
1:29:43
people with clean clothes and clean hair
1:29:45
and all. So these are the disclaimers
1:29:48
in one of these very very rare eyewitness
1:29:51
accounts of a people that very well
1:29:53
may be or include Viking-era
1:29:55
Scandinavians probably, if so, mostly
1:29:59
Swedes. Now here's the backstory
1:30:01
of Fadlan's account. He
1:30:04
sets out from Baghdad, I think it was,
1:30:06
where his boss is and he doesn't want to
1:30:08
lie to them. So these aren't like Marco
1:30:11
Polo type accounts where, you know, there could be all kinds
1:30:13
of exaggeration. This guy's trying to give
1:30:15
a good account of what he runs into and he's not
1:30:17
looking for Vikings. Remember, in
1:30:19
the part of the world where Fadlan's traveling, they
1:30:21
don't call him Vikings. They call him Varangians.
1:30:25
And this is the era where these Varangian
1:30:27
people are morphing,
1:30:30
perhaps again, another disclaimer into
1:30:32
that people we introduced in part one, the Rus.
1:30:35
Who these Rus are is another one of these
1:30:38
great non-understood
1:30:40
things and historians over the eras
1:30:42
have had different opinions. I think we introduced the concept
1:30:45
of the Normanist and the anti-Normanist
1:30:47
controversy in part one when we
1:30:49
talked about the Rus because in a place
1:30:51
like the old Soviet Union, you
1:30:54
didn't want to assume or
1:30:56
acknowledge that there was any Scandinavian
1:30:59
influx of DNA or cultural influence
1:31:02
in a predominantly Slavic
1:31:05
sort of historical account. But
1:31:07
on the Germanic side, it was just the opposite.
1:31:09
I mean, Hitler and his Aryan supremacists,
1:31:12
I think Hitler famously said something like, if not
1:31:14
for the infusion of the Scandinavian
1:31:17
blood into the Russian blood line,
1:31:19
they would still be like rabbits in
1:31:21
the forest, right? The only reason they're
1:31:23
advanced in any way, shape or form is due to the Aryan
1:31:26
blood. So, you know, those are the two extremes of
1:31:28
the pendulum there. DNA,
1:31:31
bio-archeology and the
1:31:35
assessment of artifacts that
1:31:37
are being found is helping to clarify this.
1:31:40
This would be a different show if we could have this conversation 20
1:31:43
years from now. Nonetheless, Fadlian
1:31:46
talks about these people that he sees
1:31:48
on his travels to what's now Southern Russia.
1:31:51
He's there to talk to some step
1:31:54
nomad, maybe semi-nomad
1:31:56
by this point, leader of a group called the
1:31:58
Bulgars, right? This is a- You know Bulgarian
1:32:01
comes from that so this guy is Islamic
1:32:04
But his Balgars are practicing a form of
1:32:06
Islam that might not exactly be kosher
1:32:09
if you'll pardon the mixed metaphors there And
1:32:11
so he asks for some instruction
1:32:13
on the faith, you know, come on up here Tell us what
1:32:16
we're doing wrong in practicing Islam and oh
1:32:18
by the way I'd like to make some deals with you like to do some trading
1:32:20
with you so if I'd long goes up there and It's
1:32:23
like a travel log if you will and as with
1:32:26
anything from that long ago. It's a miracle.
1:32:28
It's come down to You know be read
1:32:30
by us today that it survived but
1:32:33
amongst the many people he talks about are these people
1:32:35
he calls the Rus or the Rissaiah Now
1:32:37
I'm using the translation by Richard Frye
1:32:41
There are others but fadlan
1:32:43
talks about these people that he encounters
1:32:45
along the rivers who are trading
1:32:49
And in the east if these are
1:32:51
Varangians if these are you know The Viking people
1:32:53
from Scandinavia trading in what's now
1:32:55
southern Russia They
1:32:57
are you know, what do we see in the first part of the show
1:33:00
that the Vikings in the West are like 60% raiders
1:33:02
and 40% traders in the east it's
1:33:06
it's reverse like 60% trader 40% raider
1:33:08
in part because there's a lot of Powerful
1:33:11
entities in the east that make it a lot tougher
1:33:14
to just go go along sacking everything
1:33:16
and killing everyone They'll be pushed
1:33:18
back and these Balgars are a perfect example
1:33:20
of the kind of people that would push back
1:33:23
So fadlan's account talks about these people now
1:33:26
to show you how difficult it is. He talks
1:33:28
about them having tattoos Now we
1:33:30
mentioned in part one There's all kinds of things
1:33:32
that they found on the Viking skeletons that
1:33:35
have been uncovered for example the tooth grooves,
1:33:37
right? horizontal Cuttings
1:33:40
or carvings in the teeth of
1:33:42
some of these skeletons that may have been died
1:33:44
when they were alive You know, so you put a die
1:33:47
in there so you can see them even more pronounced
1:33:49
And this may have been the mark of certain
1:33:51
warrior bands, right? It shows that you're in this
1:33:53
particular group of people There
1:33:56
are the accounts of course of the
1:33:58
eye makeup. What did we call it? Part One, war mascara
1:34:02
that the Vikings are supposed to have used.
1:34:05
And it was one of those things that was thought to be
1:34:07
so cool by other people who saw it that
1:34:09
the Anglo-Saxons in Britain, right
1:34:11
on the opposite side of this great divide between
1:34:13
they and the Danes, they start wearing
1:34:16
it. Sounds like the girls liked it.
1:34:19
Reminds you a little bit of like how the Romans in
1:34:21
the Roman era started adopting Gallic
1:34:23
and German fashions like the tight pants,
1:34:26
because once again, seemed to be popular
1:34:28
with the opposite sex, right? They can look cool like a barbarian
1:34:30
too. Give me that leather jacket. Give me those tight pants.
1:34:32
A little bit of the eye makeup, the guy liner, the war
1:34:35
mascara, and you know,
1:34:37
maybe the hairstyle.
1:34:39
There's an account by, I think it was a monk
1:34:41
in, I think it's in Britain who was talking about
1:34:43
how scandalous it was to see Anglo-Saxon
1:34:46
youth, you know, adopting the fashions
1:34:48
of the barbarians and the heathen. Well,
1:34:51
Fadlan has these people that he encounters.
1:34:53
He says they're tattooed. Now once again,
1:34:55
we're brought into the situation where do you extrapolate
1:34:58
that and say, well, we have an eyewitness account of Vikings,
1:35:01
so they must all be tattooed or
1:35:03
is this like Popeye the sailor and
1:35:06
Long John Silver? And this isn't what Vikings
1:35:08
are like at home. This is what the ones who go to see
1:35:10
and you know, it's a brotherhood of guys and they
1:35:12
act a certain way. We're dirty. We're
1:35:15
scroungy. We're, we're a bunch of guys on the road.
1:35:17
We're like musicians on the road. It's different on
1:35:19
the road. You get home and you know, you're amongst your
1:35:21
own kind and you want to look clean and pretty
1:35:24
and reputable and maybe you look different. So
1:35:27
don't know how much you can extrapolate the
1:35:29
Fadlan stuff, but what he says is awesome
1:35:32
and more awesome because it's one
1:35:34
of the few accounts you have. This isn't a saga, right?
1:35:37
This is a guy who saw these people. And
1:35:39
this is what he writes from the Richard Fry translation
1:35:42
of Ibn Fadlan's journey to Russia.
1:35:46
Quote, I saw the Russia
1:35:48
or Russia when they came here,
1:35:50
they're on their trading voyages and
1:35:52
had encamped by the river. I tell
1:35:55
or a tell. That's the Volga, by the way.
1:35:58
I have never seen people. rights, with
1:36:00
a more developed bodily stature than
1:36:03
they. They are as tall as date
1:36:05
palms, blond and ruddy,
1:36:07
so that they do not need to wear a tunic
1:36:09
nor a cloak. Rather the men among
1:36:11
them wear a garment that only covers half
1:36:14
of his body, and leaves one of his
1:36:16
hands free. Each of them
1:36:18
has an axe, a sword, and a knife
1:36:20
with him, and all of these whom we
1:36:22
have mentioned never let themselves be separated
1:36:25
from their weapons. Their swords
1:36:27
are broad-bladed, provided
1:36:29
with rills, and of the Frankish
1:36:31
type. Each one of them has from the tip
1:36:33
of his nails to the neck, figures,
1:36:36
trees, and other things tattooed
1:36:38
in dark green."
1:36:41
So this jibes with what we know about the Vikings,
1:36:43
that they don't stray too far from their weapons.
1:36:46
It also jibes with the fact that they
1:36:49
like Frankish swords, but if you're in Europe
1:36:51
who doesn't, the great arms manufacturers
1:36:54
of the Frankish war warehouses
1:36:56
and factories produce the best European
1:36:59
weapons, so everybody wants them. It
1:37:01
does show how much the trading
1:37:03
though is completely interactive
1:37:06
and interspersed in Europe so that if
1:37:08
you can get your hands on a good Frankish sword, it's
1:37:10
like a Winchester rifle of that era, you
1:37:12
get it.
1:37:14
Now he also talks about, as I said, how
1:37:16
dirty these people are, and
1:37:18
as we've said, this doesn't necessarily
1:37:20
jibe with other things that are
1:37:23
asserted about life at home, but this may
1:37:26
be like a bunch of dudes on
1:37:28
the road, and we don't have to be so
1:37:30
clean. And when we get home, we'll smarten
1:37:33
up, clean up a little bit, get the nice
1:37:35
clothes out. But we've been on
1:37:39
safari here for a long time, and
1:37:41
your clothes get a little dirty, and we live
1:37:43
a little rough and ready and close
1:37:45
to the ground, and Fadlan writes, and remember,
1:37:47
he's from a very, in air quotes, civilized
1:37:50
place during this time period where there are lots of
1:37:52
manners, cleanliness, a lot of white collar
1:37:54
jobs going on, we would say, in his world,
1:37:57
and he writes, quote,
1:37:59
they are the
1:37:59
dirtiest creatures of God. They
1:38:02
have no shame in voiding their bowels and
1:38:04
bladder, nor do they wash themselves
1:38:06
when polluted by a mission of semen, nor
1:38:09
do they wash their hands after eating. They
1:38:11
are then like asses who have gone astray."
1:38:16
Now he starts to talk about what
1:38:18
they're selling. And they're selling
1:38:20
goods, but the number one goods that they're
1:38:23
trying to sell off to
1:38:25
other people are other people. The
1:38:28
Vikings were great slavers. These
1:38:31
people are too. They take
1:38:33
slaves according to the Muslim accounts,
1:38:36
often from the Slavic people. And
1:38:38
there are historians who say that the term
1:38:41
Slav is connected to the term slave.
1:38:43
But this is the
1:38:45
part that people sometimes minimize when
1:38:47
you talk about people like the Vikings.
1:38:50
They are a great slaving people, and
1:38:53
they're a great trading people. And the
1:38:55
number one thing probably
1:38:57
that they make the most money off of are slaves,
1:39:00
and a lot of their raids are connected to the
1:39:02
idea of getting more, shall
1:39:04
we say, raw materials for sale.
1:39:08
This is also where you get a chance to see
1:39:10
a reminder, shall
1:39:12
we say, of the absolute
1:39:15
horrificness of slavery, of human bondage,
1:39:18
because there are women for sale,
1:39:21
mostly from according to Fadlan's
1:39:24
account anyway, the people he run into are selling women.
1:39:27
And when they're selling women, they're also using women.
1:39:29
It's horrible. It's rape. It's
1:39:32
slavery. And he writes, quote,
1:39:34
they come from their own country, more
1:39:36
their boats on the strand of the idol,
1:39:39
which is a great river. It's the vulgar,
1:39:41
right? And build on its
1:39:43
banks large houses out
1:39:45
of wood in a house like this, 10 or 20
1:39:47
people, more or less live
1:39:50
together.
1:39:51
Each of them has a couch whereupon
1:39:53
he sits and with them are fair
1:39:55
maidens who are destined for sale
1:39:57
to the merchants
1:39:59
and they may have. course with their girl, while
1:40:01
their comrades look on. At
1:40:04
times a crowd of them may come together,
1:40:06
and one does this in the presence of the
1:40:08
others.
1:40:09
It also happens that a merchant who comes into
1:40:11
the house to buy a girl from one of them may
1:40:14
find him in the very act of having intercourse
1:40:16
with her, then he, the roos,
1:40:19
will not let her be until he has fulfilled
1:40:21
his intention."
1:40:25
One gets the vibe, again,
1:40:27
this is a non-historian vibe, so take
1:40:29
it for what it's worth, but one gets
1:40:32
a sort of a vibe here that this
1:40:34
is not how these guys are going to behave amongst
1:40:36
their own women folk back in Scandinavia.
1:40:39
This is a bunch of dudes far away from
1:40:42
women folk and manners and
1:40:44
oversight and, you know, wink, wink,
1:40:46
nod, nod, what happens in Vegas stays in
1:40:48
Vegas and the levels
1:40:51
of cleanliness and upkeep may not
1:40:53
meet the standards expected of them
1:40:55
back in their home territory,
1:40:57
and Fudlon writes, quote, As
1:41:01
a matter of duty, they wash daily
1:41:03
their faces and heads in a manner
1:41:05
so dirty and so unclean
1:41:08
as could possibly be imagined. Thus
1:41:10
it is carried out. A slave girl
1:41:13
brings each morning, early, a large
1:41:15
vessel with water, and gives the
1:41:17
vessel to her master, and he washes
1:41:20
his hands and face and the hair of
1:41:22
his head. He washes it and combs
1:41:24
it with a comb into the bucket, then
1:41:26
blows his nose and spits into
1:41:28
the bucket. He holds back nothing
1:41:30
impure,
1:41:30
but rather lets it go
1:41:33
into the water, end quote, so far no
1:41:35
problem, right?
1:41:36
Guys just being clean, washing,
1:41:38
you know, that whole thing, but the problem comes
1:41:40
with what Fudlon says next, quote,
1:41:44
After he has done what was necessary, the
1:41:46
girl takes the same vessel to the one
1:41:48
who is nearest, and he does just
1:41:51
as his neighbor had done. She carries
1:41:53
the vessel from one to another until
1:41:55
all in the house have had a turn at it, and
1:41:58
each of them has blown his nose spat
1:42:00
into and washed his face and hair
1:42:02
in the vessel." End quote. Remember
1:42:05
what's so unusual about this is this
1:42:07
isn't some story from some monk
1:42:09
that some monk may have heard or is lying about. This
1:42:12
is an eyewitness writing for his master.
1:42:15
His accuracy is probably
1:42:17
better than any other accurate account you're
1:42:19
going to get about the Vikings in this period.
1:42:22
Asterik here, if these are
1:42:24
Vikings. Then
1:42:28
it gets truly dark. Where
1:42:30
he talks about what happens when
1:42:32
one of their numbers, one of these chieftains
1:42:35
of this group dies.
1:42:38
He gets to witness this. He says he's curious
1:42:40
and wants to see what happens and what the burial practices
1:42:43
are like. By the way, one of these
1:42:45
Rusea people comes up to him
1:42:47
and tells him through an interpreter that people
1:42:50
like him are stupid. Where he comes from because
1:42:52
they bury their loved ones who allow them
1:42:54
to be eaten by worms and frogs and slimy
1:42:57
things. He says, we burn them. Then they
1:42:59
go straight to paradise. No must, no fuss.
1:43:02
But the ceremony itself is
1:43:04
a scene
1:43:06
of gang rapes,
1:43:09
drunkenness, killings.
1:43:13
The archaeology of Scandinavian
1:43:16
Viking era burial practices seem
1:43:18
to indicate that at least some
1:43:21
of the things Fadlan witnesses is in simpatico
1:43:26
with what has been found archaeologically
1:43:28
speaking and he writes quote
1:43:30
When a high chief dies his family
1:43:33
says to his slave girls and servants Which
1:43:36
one of you wishes to die with him then
1:43:39
one of them answers I
1:43:41
When he or she has said this
1:43:44
he is bound he can in no way
1:43:46
be allowed to withdraw his word If
1:43:49
he wishes it or she wishes it it
1:43:51
is not permitted for the most part
1:43:53
this self-sacrifice is made by
1:43:55
the maidens endquote
1:43:58
Then there's a whole ceremony involves a lot
1:44:00
of drinking, a lot of pronouncements
1:44:03
and all kinds of things. It also involves
1:44:05
a person, a female, known,
1:44:08
he says, as the angel of death.
1:44:11
Remember, he's an eyewitness to this.
1:44:13
This is why this account is so important. He's not telling
1:44:16
you something he's heard. This is something
1:44:18
he saw. How many
1:44:20
people ever wrote anything down like
1:44:22
this? And of course, you know, how many of those
1:44:25
accounts ever survived to come into our hands
1:44:27
today? So he
1:44:29
talks about this boat that
1:44:31
is laid out with all sorts of precious
1:44:34
material and whatnot and a couch
1:44:36
is put on it and the boat is dragged on the
1:44:38
shore and they build sort of a facade,
1:44:41
rounded and over it, and then talks
1:44:44
about the slave girl who drinks to insensibility,
1:44:46
makes a bunch of pronouncements. She's got a role to play
1:44:48
in this whole ceremony too. And then
1:44:51
he writes, quote, there
1:44:53
upon an old woman came whom
1:44:55
they call the angel of death and
1:44:57
spread the draperies mentioned over
1:44:59
the couch, meaning the couch on the boat. She
1:45:02
had held the oversight over
1:45:05
the sewing of the garments of the deceased
1:45:07
and their completion. This old woman
1:45:09
kills the girl. I saw
1:45:12
that she was an old giantess, fat
1:45:14
and grim to behold. End
1:45:16
quote.
1:45:18
He says that they then bring a bunch
1:45:20
of different animals to
1:45:23
the boat that the chieftain
1:45:25
is laid in, including all sorts of food,
1:45:28
drink, fruits, flowers and everything
1:45:31
else, bread, meat, onions.
1:45:33
Then they brought a dog, he says,
1:45:36
and chopped it into two halves and laid the halves
1:45:38
on the boat. Then they brought weapons and laid
1:45:40
them by his side. Then they took horses
1:45:42
and chopped them in half, which is not
1:45:44
an easy thing to do, but it's probably
1:45:47
a little bit easier than what they do next, which
1:45:49
he says they take two whole
1:45:51
live cows and cut
1:45:54
them in two. Again, not an
1:45:56
easy thing to do. And then laid them in the boat
1:45:58
and then
1:45:59
he writes. write the quote,
1:46:01
the maiden who wished to be put to death
1:46:03
went here and there and entered
1:46:06
each of the tents where the head of each tent
1:46:08
had intercourse with her saying,
1:46:11
say to thy Lord, I have done this
1:46:13
out of love of thee. End quote. So
1:46:15
what it seems like they're saying there is take
1:46:18
this message to wherever the spirit
1:46:20
of the guy who just died is and tell
1:46:23
him I'm having intercourse with you because
1:46:25
I love him. It's interesting how
1:46:27
the different cultures of the world can seem
1:46:30
to us now. She
1:46:32
then takes part in some ceremonies involved
1:46:34
and some drinking and some statements. And
1:46:37
then he says, as it gets time
1:46:39
for the killing of her to happen, he
1:46:42
says, quote, I saw then
1:46:45
how disturbed she was. She
1:46:47
wished to go into the tent, but put
1:46:49
her head between the tent and the side of
1:46:51
the boat. The old woman, the
1:46:53
angel of death, took her by the head,
1:46:56
made her go into the tent and also
1:46:58
entered with her whereupon the men
1:47:00
began to beat their shields with
1:47:02
the stabs so that her shrieks would
1:47:04
not be heard. And the other maidens
1:47:06
became terrified. Then six
1:47:09
men went into the tent and all had
1:47:11
intercourse with the girl. Then they placed
1:47:13
her beside her dead Lord.
1:47:15
Two men seized her by the feet and
1:47:18
two by the hands. Then the old
1:47:20
woman placed a rope in which a bite,
1:47:22
meaning a noose, had been made and gave
1:47:24
it to two of the men to pull at
1:47:26
the two ends. Then the old woman
1:47:29
came to her with a broad bladed dagger
1:47:31
and began to jab it into her ribs
1:47:34
and pull it out again. And the two men
1:47:36
strangled her until she was dead.
1:47:39
End quote.
1:47:41
The end result of all of this is she's laid
1:47:43
in the boat next to the dead chieftain. The
1:47:46
boat is then set on fire, goes up in smoke,
1:47:48
and you have a very high
1:47:50
ranking version of the Viking funeral.
1:47:54
The low ranking version, by the way, they say if it's not
1:47:56
a chieftain, they often just put them into a boat
1:47:59
with weapons. light it on fire and push it out
1:48:01
into a river or the ocean or whatever it might be.
1:48:05
And as we've been mentioning, it is difficult to
1:48:07
know how much one can
1:48:09
talk about this as a, you know, an air quotes,
1:48:12
Viking funeral versus
1:48:14
some sort of hybrid Viking
1:48:17
slash Slavic slash Eastern
1:48:19
sort of deal. Because in all the
1:48:21
areas, as we've said, that the Scandinavians
1:48:24
sort of touch upon and enter into,
1:48:26
they become more
1:48:28
like the locals, they start to fuse
1:48:31
with them. And they certainly adopt styles
1:48:33
and practices, weapons, armor,
1:48:35
tactics, maybe sometimes even religious
1:48:38
beliefs of the locals. That's how you get people
1:48:40
like the Norse Irish in Ireland,
1:48:42
for example, right? This, this, what did
1:48:45
we say the shrapnel begins to be absorbed,
1:48:47
you know, into the flesh of the local population.
1:48:50
Well, here in the East, it's an Eastern population.
1:48:53
You want to get a sense of the vibe? Go look at artists
1:48:55
renderings of these Eastern Vikings
1:48:57
or these Rus people. They look like
1:48:59
Vikings with an Eastern sort of
1:49:02
flair, right? The hairstyles, the weapons, the armor,
1:49:04
the armor, sometimes lamellar armor, which
1:49:06
is sort of fish scaly looks different
1:49:09
than chain mail. You don't see a lot of lamellar armor
1:49:11
in the West. But this
1:49:13
is something you see all throughout history.
1:49:15
I mean, the steppe people are famous for this. The
1:49:18
nomadic horse archer people from
1:49:21
the entire Eurasian landmass.
1:49:24
They tend to look like the big
1:49:27
settled societies that they operate
1:49:29
near. I mean, if you're on the borders of China
1:49:32
and you're a steppe tribe, well, you're trading with China,
1:49:34
aren't you? You're raiding with China. You're intermarrying
1:49:37
with the Chinese in the border areas and you
1:49:39
tend to look kind of, well, Chinese.
1:49:42
If you're steppe tribes north of Persia,
1:49:44
you have an Iranian sort of feel. If you're steppe tribes
1:49:46
in the West and you're getting your fabrics
1:49:48
and your armor and your weapons from
1:49:51
the Byzantines, either through raiding or
1:49:53
trading, well, you tend
1:49:55
to look like a Western steppe tribe
1:49:57
and the Scandinavian peoples this
1:50:00
same sort of feel to them. And if you ever go look at an artist
1:50:02
rendering of the Scandinavian peoples
1:50:05
in Eastern Europe, they sort of look different than
1:50:07
the Scandinavian peoples in Ireland, for
1:50:09
example, or northwestern France.
1:50:13
In graves in the merchant
1:50:15
town that's located in modern-day
1:50:18
Sweden now, Berke, they have found
1:50:21
clear influences
1:50:23
from the East and the steppe nomads.
1:50:25
And hairstyles, for example, the Rus will always
1:50:27
look a little steppe nomad in terms of their
1:50:31
particular look. And in his book, The
1:50:33
Children of Ashenelm, historian
1:50:35
Neil Price talks about these Berke burials
1:50:39
and the fact that the Eastern Vikings
1:50:41
were starting to look well, very
1:50:43
Eastern indeed, and he writes, quote, recalling
1:50:47
the people in the Berke chamber burials,
1:50:49
the mounted archers with their recurved bows
1:50:52
and special thumb rings, the Rus
1:50:54
appear as military elites who
1:50:57
have adopted the best equipment and tactics
1:50:59
of those they might have to fight. Ornate
1:51:02
silks and caftans have been found
1:51:04
in graves across Scandinavia,
1:51:07
and depictions on Gotlandic picture
1:51:09
stones of warriors wearing
1:51:11
the wide baggy trousers that
1:51:14
characterized Persian and Arab
1:51:16
fashions similarly imply
1:51:19
that Viking dress codes were infused
1:51:21
with an element of foreign flair. The
1:51:24
same individuals also had armor of the
1:51:26
Byzantine type, as well as the lamelier
1:51:29
that was particular to the mounted steppe nomads
1:51:31
of Eurasia, all while the
1:51:33
isotopes and genomic analysis indicate
1:51:36
that they themselves were Scandinavian
1:51:39
origin. In a way, this
1:51:41
almost appears to be a uniform,
1:51:43
not in the sense of identical
1:51:45
clothes, but in a recognized
1:51:47
repertoire of symbolism and style,
1:51:50
what one scholar has called a Turkic
1:51:53
military outfit. End
1:51:55
quote. There are
1:51:57
some other elements in play too. where
1:52:00
you can see why the Scandinavian
1:52:03
Vikings in the east would start to diverge
1:52:06
a little bit from the ones in the west. One
1:52:08
has to do with cultural affinity. In some
1:52:10
places in the west, England's a perfect
1:52:12
example, the Vikings are running into
1:52:15
people that are quite a bit
1:52:17
like themselves in some respects. I mean,
1:52:19
the Anglo-Saxons in England spoke a language
1:52:21
that was probably mutually intelligible.
1:52:24
They could probably speak to the Vikings. In
1:52:26
the past, they had the same gods. They
1:52:28
looked like them. They sound like them. They
1:52:30
have a bunch of the same sorts of customs. It's
1:52:33
not that way in the east. What's more, as we've
1:52:36
said before, the east is a much more dangerous
1:52:38
neighborhood. There are many more cultures
1:52:41
coming together in a kind of a cultural estuary
1:52:43
in the east, a sort of a meeting of a bunch
1:52:45
of different worlds. The
1:52:49
Scandinavians in the east are much more
1:52:51
in a population and numbers sense a
1:52:53
drop in the bucket. We quoted
1:52:56
historians in part one of this discussion who suggested
1:52:58
that the population of Scandinavia in its
1:53:00
entirety during this era might
1:53:02
have been around 2 million human beings. And
1:53:04
remember, it's only a small percentage
1:53:07
of that 2 million that's gonna go down
1:53:09
the river systems in the east and become
1:53:11
the roasts. Well, they're intermixing
1:53:14
with a Slavic population that's enormous.
1:53:17
The Slavs today are still the largest, I believe,
1:53:19
ethno-linguistic group in Europe. During
1:53:22
this time period, there would have been many, many millions
1:53:24
of Slavs divided into all sorts of different
1:53:26
Slavic tribes. How much
1:53:28
of an impact could a small
1:53:30
amount of Scandinavian adventurers
1:53:33
or conquerors have had on such
1:53:35
a large population? Maybe they're
1:53:38
a layer of leadership or a
1:53:40
dominant group amongst a bunch of
1:53:42
different tribes. Hard to know. Archaeology
1:53:47
is helping to flesh out some of the
1:53:49
answers to these questions by studying graves,
1:53:51
grave goods, skeletons,
1:53:55
but what's missing are
1:53:57
the stories, the sort of things that you would get
1:53:59
from written. accounts. And as we've said and
1:54:02
said extensively in the first part of this series,
1:54:04
the Byzantines would write about some of this stuff,
1:54:07
but when the Rus' first
1:54:10
appear in the Byzantine accounts, they're
1:54:12
treated like an almost unknown people.
1:54:14
Remember, let's review here for a minute. The
1:54:16
first time you hear about these Rus' is in the 830s,
1:54:20
back in Western Europe. We told the story
1:54:23
of the two or three Rus'
1:54:25
travelers who show up in a court of
1:54:27
a Frankish king, and the Byzantines send them there
1:54:29
and say, can you help these people get home if they go the direct
1:54:32
route? Ferocious tribes will kill them,
1:54:35
and the Frankish emperor has to say, well,
1:54:37
tell me who you are, we'll try to get you home, and they say, we're
1:54:39
Rus' and he doesn't know what that means.
1:54:42
They have to go do some investigative
1:54:44
work, and they finally determined that Rus' means
1:54:46
Swedes, and these are Swedes.
1:54:49
So that's in the 830s. There
1:54:52
is a
1:54:53
rumor, is a good way to put it,
1:54:55
or a tradition, that there might have been an attack
1:54:57
on some Byzantine territories in
1:54:59
the 830s also, but most historians
1:55:02
seem to discount that. What they don't discount
1:55:04
is the story we told in the first part of the show about
1:55:06
the great raid on the suburbs
1:55:09
of Constantinople, modern-day Istanbul,
1:55:12
in the 860s, right? 860, famously.
1:55:15
We told that story, and the Byzantines treated
1:55:17
it out like a brand new people had shown up in
1:55:20
their territory, you know, from some parts
1:55:22
unknown, which doesn't make any sense
1:55:24
if a couple decades before they'd been sending
1:55:26
them to the Frankish emperor and
1:55:28
telling them these are Rus' people, get them home.
1:55:31
Nonetheless, in that whole era,
1:55:34
we really don't know who, for example, the
1:55:36
rulers were, what the politics
1:55:38
were, or any of that sort of stuff. Now you'll
1:55:40
get some of that from the Byzantine records later.
1:55:44
We do have some information about what's going
1:55:47
on in terms of the stories from
1:55:49
this era, but as is usual with these sorts
1:55:51
of situations, they're not written
1:55:53
down for hundreds of years, and the people
1:55:56
who wrote them down have their own reasons for
1:55:58
writing them down, which makes the
1:56:00
information suspect and requires
1:56:02
historians to be very vigilant about what
1:56:05
they accept and what they don't and try to cross reference
1:56:07
and double check things.
1:56:09
Those of you who know this story know I'm talking
1:56:11
about
1:56:12
a bunch of documents put together in
1:56:15
Chronicle in something called the Russian
1:56:17
Primary Chronicle, supposedly
1:56:20
written by Christian monks,
1:56:23
one specifically named Nestor,
1:56:25
living in caves. So
1:56:28
you get a sense now of what we might be dealing
1:56:30
with here. It is compiled
1:56:32
hundreds of years after the events in
1:56:35
question, and there are
1:56:37
reasons why these monks might have skewed
1:56:39
the story, including trying
1:56:41
to sort of trace back the ruling
1:56:44
dynasty's lineage and
1:56:47
give support to the legitimacy
1:56:49
of that.
1:56:52
It is a fascinating text, though, anyway you
1:56:54
slice it. And when you hear the accounts,
1:56:57
you realize what a different animal it is
1:56:59
than the sorts of information we have from archaeology,
1:57:02
from Byzantine accounts or anything else. So
1:57:05
it makes it very valuable in that respect, maybe
1:57:07
as a jumping off point for
1:57:09
detective work. But boy, when you read it,
1:57:11
you also see stuff that reminds you of like Grimm's
1:57:14
fairy tales, Greek mythology, J.R.R.
1:57:17
Tolkien stuff. So well,
1:57:20
take it with a grain of salt. I, by the way, use
1:57:22
the Samuel Hazard Cross and
1:57:24
Olgird P. Sherbovitz-Vetzer translation.
1:57:30
But this, you know, and what's wonderful about these sorts
1:57:32
of documents is that they will
1:57:36
start the story at a logical
1:57:39
beginning point, and the Russian Primary
1:57:41
Chronicle begins with the biblical
1:57:44
flood of Noah and sort of works
1:57:46
its way down. We call that
1:57:48
comprehensive, where I come
1:57:50
from. But
1:57:53
the Chronicle tells the,
1:57:55
shall we call it, legendary story
1:57:59
of the founding of Noah.
1:57:59
of
1:58:01
what will be called the Kievan Rus
1:58:03
state, and it involves three
1:58:06
brothers from Scandinavia. The
1:58:08
story is that the Slavic tribes
1:58:11
in what's now Poland,
1:58:14
the Baltics, Ukraine, Russia,
1:58:16
that whole area, really a central area, sort of
1:58:18
if you drew a line from like St.
1:58:21
Petersburg now, all the
1:58:23
way down to Istanbul, and there's that whole
1:58:26
area in between, because the people
1:58:28
who became the Kievan Rus desperately
1:58:30
wanna get to where the money is, and
1:58:32
the money's in Constantinople. So
1:58:35
if you start in Sweden, and you wanna get
1:58:37
to Constantinople, and you wanna control the
1:58:40
pipeline in between, well, that's the area we're
1:58:42
talking about here.
1:58:45
And the Russian Primary Chronicle says there were all
1:58:47
these Slavic tribes in that area, that
1:58:50
the Varangians, as they call them, these Scandinavians
1:58:53
come in there, try to bully
1:58:55
their way around, force the locals
1:58:57
to pay tribute, the locals eventually throw
1:58:59
them out, but then ask them back
1:59:02
later, and they ask them back later because the
1:59:04
tribes of Slavs are all fighting with each other,
1:59:07
and they need someone to come in and
1:59:09
rule them. This is the very
1:59:11
basis, by the way, of that Normanist, anti-Normanist
1:59:14
controversy we've talked about. Is
1:59:16
this a bunch of Scandinavians
1:59:19
who are imparting their DNA and their
1:59:21
culture on the locals and improving them? Would
1:59:25
Hitler say something like, if it weren't for the Scandinavian infusion
1:59:27
of blood, the Russians would still be living
1:59:29
like rabbits? The opposite
1:59:31
viewpoint are the people in the Soviet Union who
1:59:33
think that the whole thing is a bit of a scam, and that
1:59:36
this is mostly a Slavic story, and all this
1:59:38
other stuff is a bunch of meaningless sort
1:59:40
of fringe material that doesn't really
1:59:42
matter in the grand scheme of things, but
1:59:45
the story is that these three brothers are asked
1:59:47
by the Slavs to come back and rule over them because
1:59:50
they need someone to prevent the violence
1:59:52
between the Slavic tribes. This might sound
1:59:54
weird, except we should realize
1:59:56
that bringing in royal families from completely
1:59:59
other dynasties places is
2:00:01
not unusual at all. The current
2:00:03
British royal family, for example,
2:00:05
is German. You look
2:00:08
at people like the Habsburgs that besides
2:00:10
marrying into all kinds of places and conquering
2:00:12
all kinds of places, sometimes when you just needed a
2:00:14
ruler and you didn't have one, you'd bring a Habsburg
2:00:17
in. It also kind of
2:00:19
makes sense if you have a bunch of tribes, none of whom
2:00:22
wants to have their royal
2:00:24
family ruling over them from one of
2:00:26
their competitors. So you bring in a non-biased
2:00:28
outside source, right, with no allegiance
2:00:31
to any of the tribes that are involved in the current conflict,
2:00:33
right, an outside, you know, unbiased person
2:00:36
to come in here and rule fairly. So the
2:00:39
Russian primary chronicle written by these
2:00:42
monks in caves supposedly hundreds of years
2:00:44
later tells the story, and here's
2:00:47
the way they tell it. Quote, The
2:00:51
Varangians from beyond the sea imposed
2:00:54
tribute upon the Chuds, the
2:00:56
Slavs, the Marines, the Vests,
2:00:58
and the Krivitchians, but the Khazars
2:01:01
imposed it upon the Polyenians, the
2:01:03
Saverians, and the Viatchians,
2:01:06
and collected a white squirrel skin
2:01:08
from each hearth. End quote. The
2:01:11
Khazars are a very important group of people
2:01:13
in this era. They are
2:01:16
a step tribe confederacy.
2:01:18
They are Turkish and other ethnicities,
2:01:21
as these step tribes tend to be, and the upper
2:01:24
echelons of the Khazars
2:01:26
converted to Judaism, which is a rather unusual
2:01:29
thing. I'm interested
2:01:31
in the squirrel skin comment, because
2:01:34
if you think about peoples who exist
2:01:36
in a mostly non-currency
2:01:38
sort of society, if somebody
2:01:40
wants to force them to pay
2:01:42
tribute, how do they pay? And the story basically
2:01:45
says that they required each,
2:01:47
you know, homeowner to deliver
2:01:49
their share of the tribute, in this case a white
2:01:52
squirrel skin. Well, if you have hundreds
2:01:55
of homes that pay tribute to you
2:01:57
and you say, I want a white squirrel skin from each
2:01:59
of you, He end up at the end of the
2:02:01
day with hundreds of squirrelskins, don't you?"
2:02:04
The Russian Primary Chronicle continues,
2:02:08
talking about how these Slavic peoples, and others,
2:02:10
by the way, those aren't all Slavic groups as I understand
2:02:12
it, throw the Varangians out and send
2:02:14
them home to where they came from. Quote,
2:02:17
The tributaries of the Varangians drove
2:02:20
them back beyond the sea, and
2:02:22
refusing them further tribute set
2:02:24
out to govern themselves. There
2:02:26
was no law among them, but tribe
2:02:29
rose against tribe,
2:02:30
discord thus ensued among
2:02:32
them, and they began to war, one
2:02:35
against another.
2:02:36
They said to themselves, Let us
2:02:38
seek a prince who may rule over us and
2:02:40
judge us according to the law.
2:02:42
They accordingly went overseas to the Varangian
2:02:45
ruses. These particular Varangians
2:02:47
were known as ruses, just as some
2:02:50
are called Swedes, and others Normans,
2:02:52
English, and Gotlanders, for they
2:02:55
were thus named.
2:02:57
The Chuds, the Slavs, the Kravichians,
2:02:59
and the Vests then said to the people
2:03:01
of Rus, Our land is great
2:03:04
and rich, but there is no order
2:03:06
in it. Come to rule and reign
2:03:08
over us. End quote.
2:03:11
The Chronicle then says that
2:03:13
they selected three brothers
2:03:16
who would come and rule over them and
2:03:18
each of the brothers was going to take and rule
2:03:20
one of the key trading post
2:03:22
towns along the rivers
2:03:25
that formed sort of the pipeline
2:03:27
from the Baltic to the money port
2:03:30
of Constantinople and Byzantium.
2:03:33
But within two years, the Chronicle says
2:03:35
two of the three brothers died, leaving
2:03:37
the one brother that's famous. His
2:03:40
name is Rurik. Now
2:03:42
to me, Rurik is an eastern version
2:03:45
of a figure that reminds me of Ragnar
2:03:47
Lothbrok. In the West, right? Famous
2:03:49
Viking. You see him on television in the movies
2:03:52
all the time. But Ragnar
2:03:54
Lothbrok's a figure that no one's exactly sure
2:03:56
if he was even real or if he was
2:03:58
really, he's had so much myth. and legend piled on
2:04:01
top of him that maybe the real person doesn't
2:04:03
even resemble the figure in the
2:04:05
stories. But what
2:04:08
you can say about Ragnar Lothbrok is his
2:04:10
descendants are real, and you can say the same thing
2:04:12
about Rurik.
2:04:14
You get a sense in the Russian primary chronicle
2:04:17
that stuff is happening without it necessarily
2:04:19
being spelled out to you, that more
2:04:22
of these Slavic tribes are paying
2:04:24
tribute, that things are being consolidated.
2:04:27
By the time Rurik dies it seems
2:04:29
like it's a more subtle situation. The
2:04:32
chronicle says he turns things over
2:04:34
to a member it says of his kin, not his
2:04:37
child, but his kin who'll
2:04:39
be known to history as Oleg. The
2:04:41
Russian histories call him Oleg
2:04:43
the Wise. Now if these
2:04:46
don't particularly sound like Viking
2:04:48
Scandinavian names to you, there's a reason
2:04:50
for that. They are all sort of
2:04:53
reimagined through a Slavic
2:04:55
lens. So when you read the history
2:04:57
books the historians will often go to great
2:05:00
pains to give you the likely
2:05:03
Viking name for these people originally,
2:05:06
and then you get to see what the Slavic
2:05:08
version of it is. So Rurik was probably Erich,
2:05:11
Oleg was probably Helgi, it goes like that.
2:05:14
Obviously the names will be Slavic
2:05:17
from the get-go and then that supposedly
2:05:20
signifies some major change there, right? When
2:05:22
you're not any longer giving them Viking
2:05:24
Scandinavian names, but naming them Slavic
2:05:26
names something's gone different. So
2:05:29
Oleg the Wise is famous. He
2:05:31
does the same thing Rurik does in terms of
2:05:33
consolidating things, expanding things.
2:05:36
These early rulers change the tribute
2:05:39
that people are paying. So oftentimes they'll deal
2:05:41
with these tribes who are paying tribute to someone
2:05:43
else. The Khazars we mentioned
2:05:45
earlier are famous, the Bulgars
2:05:47
are another one, and they'll say, you know, who are
2:05:49
you paying tribute to? And they'll say, and
2:05:52
the Scandinavian Rusk Verengians will
2:05:54
say, well, stop paying tribute to them and start
2:05:56
paying it to me. Sometimes they'll
2:05:58
say, we'll charge you less. Usually they'll
2:06:00
say, if they give you any trouble, they can come
2:06:02
talk to us. And so there's this process
2:06:05
of sort of taking over. In the last show,
2:06:07
we compared some of the Viking activities to
2:06:09
sort of the organized crime or
2:06:11
the mob moving in. If
2:06:13
you want to give that overtone to this,
2:06:16
it still sort of works. Coming
2:06:18
in here and taking over the territory from
2:06:20
the other mob. The
2:06:23
best story in the Russian Primary
2:06:26
Chronicle, whether it's true or not, again, this
2:06:28
all sounds like Greek mythology or Grimm's
2:06:31
fairy tales to me sometimes. And you can tell by
2:06:33
the story of how Oleg dies. So
2:06:35
the story about how Oleg dies involves
2:06:38
a wizard. And the wizard tells
2:06:41
Oleg that his horse is going to be the reason
2:06:43
he dies. Now somebody
2:06:45
told you that your horse was
2:06:47
going to be the reason you died long before
2:06:50
your horse does anything to you. What
2:06:52
would you do? Probably the same
2:06:54
thing that Oleg does. When the wizard
2:06:57
says your horse is going to be the bane of your existence,
2:06:59
he sends the horse away. He doesn't
2:07:01
hold anything against the horse, tells his
2:07:03
underlings to take it far away, feed it, take
2:07:05
good care of it, just don't have it near me.
2:07:08
And then one day, when the prophecy
2:07:10
is supposed to come true and Oleg finds himself
2:07:13
still alive, he says to
2:07:15
one of his squires, the Russian
2:07:18
Primary Chronicle says. And you can see how very
2:07:20
different this is, can't you, from information
2:07:22
an archeologist would provide or something
2:07:24
the Byzantines would write. This is the origin
2:07:26
story as told by the descendants
2:07:29
of the people they're writing about. But
2:07:32
Oleg says to the squire, whatever happened to that horse
2:07:34
that was supposed to be the death of me? And
2:07:36
the Russian Primary Chronicle says, quote, the
2:07:40
squire answered that he was dead, meaning
2:07:42
the horse was dead.
2:07:43
Oleg laughed and mocked
2:07:45
the magician, meaning the wizard, exclaiming,
2:07:48
soothsayers tell untruths and
2:07:51
their words are not but falsehoods.
2:07:54
His horse is dead, but I am still alive.
2:07:57
Then he commanded that a horse should be saddled.
2:07:59
Let me see his bones," said he.
2:08:02
He rode to the place where the bare bones
2:08:04
and skull lay. Dismounting
2:08:07
from his horse, he laughed and remarked,
2:08:10
So I was supposed to receive my
2:08:12
death from this skull, And
2:08:14
then he stamped upon the skull with his foot.
2:08:17
But a serpent crawled forth from it,
2:08:20
and bit him on the foot, So that in consequence
2:08:22
he sickened and died."
2:08:27
I suppose there's
2:08:29
a tiny chance that that's what actually
2:08:31
happened, But you can see why
2:08:34
people take the Russian primary chronicle,
2:08:36
Especially these early parts
2:08:38
of the story with more than a grain of salt, And
2:08:41
you can also see though why it's the kind
2:08:43
of material You just don't get
2:08:45
from the other sources, right? Sometimes you're
2:08:47
left with something that might not be good enough
2:08:50
to hang your hat on, But if it's
2:08:52
all you have, well, it's hard to
2:08:54
throw away in its entirety, isn't
2:08:56
it? Now
2:08:57
Oleg
2:08:59
leads to Igor,
2:09:02
and Igor is a fascinating character, Including
2:09:04
because of the woman he marries.
2:09:07
Igor marries Olga. There's
2:09:10
a lot of names I realize, but Olga is also
2:09:12
supposed to be a Scandinavian person. Her
2:09:15
name was probably Helga in the Scandinavian
2:09:18
naming system. She's
2:09:21
fascinating. In fact, I'm trying
2:09:23
to think, I know there has to be more, Because there's so many
2:09:25
Christian saints. I'm trying to think of a Christian
2:09:27
saint with a more bloody, Fendictive,
2:09:31
retributionally violent sort
2:09:33
of temperament, That would outstrip
2:09:35
Olga's reputation, and I can't think of one
2:09:37
off the top of my head, But
2:09:40
some would say Olga had a good reason
2:09:42
for being the way that she was, Because
2:09:45
Olga's husband will be killed
2:09:47
by a Slavic tribe.
2:09:50
Now if you are a Slavic
2:09:52
proponent, You will say that they had a very
2:09:55
good reason to kill Igor,
2:09:59
Because what happens is... Is like his predecessors
2:10:01
before him Igor will go
2:10:03
and lay tribute on these Slavic tribes He shows
2:10:06
up according to the Russian primary chronicle to this
2:10:08
one crop tribe with his army
2:10:10
and basically says, you know That amount
2:10:12
you were paying to my predecessor were will raising
2:10:15
the rent, right? So you're gonna pay me more and what
2:10:17
could they do? He had the army with them They
2:10:19
just sort of meekly said okay, and
2:10:22
then he and the army head back to you know
2:10:24
headquarters But on the way the primary
2:10:26
chronicle says he decided
2:10:28
he was gonna raise it even more So
2:10:30
he goes back to the people whose rent, you know
2:10:32
the tribute He just raised but he only brings
2:10:35
a small bodyguard with him And
2:10:37
when he tells the Slavic tribe, he's
2:10:39
raising the rent even more than he said he was they
2:10:42
kill him The traditional
2:10:44
account is and you'll run into this quite
2:10:47
a bit that they tie each of his
2:10:49
legs To a birch tree
2:10:52
that is bent over, you know under tension
2:10:54
and that will pull his legs in
2:10:56
opposite directions and then when they
2:10:58
let go of the birch tree, it splits him right up the
2:11:00
middle and then they
2:11:02
have the gall to go to his wife Olga
2:11:05
and Tell her what they
2:11:08
did to her husband and then they have
2:11:10
the greater gall to say well now that your husband
2:11:12
is dead We think you should marry our leader
2:11:14
and that's where the story gets
2:11:16
fantastic Again, is it
2:11:19
true? Who knows? It's not
2:11:21
something the archaeologist at least at this time's
2:11:24
can confirm and it's not something
2:11:26
that the Byzantine documents confirm But
2:11:29
Olga basically says oh, yeah, you know, what am
2:11:31
I gonna do? My husband's dead and
2:11:33
the story starts off from there and it's
2:11:35
just wickedly retributional
2:11:38
quote
2:11:40
Olga was informed that the
2:11:42
Derevlians That's the Slavic tribe in
2:11:44
question had arrived and summoned
2:11:46
them to her presence with the gracious welcome When
2:11:49
the Derevlians had announced their arrival Olga
2:11:51
replied with an inquiry as to the reason
2:11:54
of their coming The Derevlians
2:11:56
then announced that their tribe had sent
2:11:58
them to report that they had
2:11:59
slain her husband, because he was
2:12:02
like a wolf, crafty and ravening,
2:12:05
but that their princes, who had thus preserved
2:12:07
the land of Dereva, were good,
2:12:09
and that Olga should come and marry their
2:12:12
prince, whose name was Mal. Olga
2:12:15
made this reply, quote,
2:12:17
Your proposal is pleasing to me.
2:12:20
Indeed, my husband cannot rise again from
2:12:22
the dead, but I desire to
2:12:24
honor you tomorrow in the presence of my people.
2:12:27
Return now to your boat and remain
2:12:29
there with an aspect of arrogance. I
2:12:32
shall send for you on the morrow."
2:12:34
End quote. She then
2:12:36
has her people show up the next day after
2:12:39
they have dug a big trench without
2:12:42
the Derevlians knowing about it. They
2:12:44
pick them up in this boat. They carry them
2:12:46
in this boat to the trench. They throw
2:12:48
them in the trench and then they bury them alive.
2:12:50
Olga's not even close
2:12:53
to being done, though.
2:12:55
She then, according to the chronicle, sends a message
2:12:57
back to the Derevlians, basically
2:13:00
saying, quote, If they really
2:13:02
required her presence, they should send
2:13:04
after her their most distinguished men,
2:13:06
so that she might go to their prince
2:13:09
with due honor, for otherwise
2:13:11
her people in Kiev would not let her go.
2:13:13
End quote. Right? Send me your
2:13:15
best people. They'll conduct
2:13:17
me to you and we'll get this marriage thing underway,
2:13:20
basically. So they send their best people
2:13:22
to her. When they arrive,
2:13:24
she says that she's set up a wonderful bath
2:13:26
in the bathhouse for them. They should go sort of
2:13:28
wash off the dirt from the trip and then she'll
2:13:31
receive them. When they all go into the bathhouse, she
2:13:33
has her people burn it down with them in it. But
2:13:37
Olga's not done yet. She
2:13:39
then tells the Derevlians that
2:13:41
she's coming to them, that they should
2:13:43
prepare a feast with lots of alcoholic beverages,
2:13:46
and they'll party it up well. And
2:13:48
then she shows up. Everybody
2:13:51
gets drunk. She
2:13:53
has a small escort with her. And when
2:13:56
everybody gets drunk, she has her followers
2:13:58
kill everyone. The
2:14:02
Russian primary chronicle says that her followers
2:14:05
killed down 5,000 of the Derevlians, but
2:14:09
that she wasn't done even yet. Olga
2:14:13
then returns to Kiev, the chronicle says,
2:14:15
and prepares her army to attack the survivors.
2:14:18
It does. She puts their city
2:14:20
under siege, it says, for a year. Eventually
2:14:24
both sides tire of the siege and they say,
2:14:26
you know, what do we have to do to get this resolved?
2:14:29
And she says, I only want a
2:14:32
sparrow, actually three pigeons
2:14:34
and three sparrows, I correct myself,
2:14:37
from each house.
2:14:39
And then when they're
2:14:41
really happy to find out that that's all she wants,
2:14:43
they deliver up the three sparrows or three
2:14:45
pigeons from each house. She ties
2:14:47
sulfur and other inflammatory materials
2:14:50
to each one of them, releases them, the
2:14:52
primary chronicle says, they instantly
2:14:54
return to where they came from, all the various houses
2:14:56
with their thatched roofs, like the whole
2:14:59
city on fire, the whole thing burns down. And
2:15:02
as the Russian primary chronicle
2:15:04
says, quote, there was not
2:15:06
a house that was not consumed and it
2:15:08
was impossible to extinguish the flames
2:15:11
because all the houses caught fire at once.
2:15:14
The people fled from the city and Olga
2:15:16
ordered her soldiers to catch them.
2:15:19
Thus, she took the city and burned it and
2:15:21
captured the elders of the city. Some
2:15:24
of the other captive she killed while
2:15:26
she gave others as slaves to her followers,
2:15:29
the remnants she left to pay tribute,
2:15:31
end quote. Now
2:15:33
spoiler alert, in the future,
2:15:36
Olga is going to be sainted. She's going to
2:15:38
become a Christian saint. When
2:15:41
was the last Christian saint that you can
2:15:43
think of off the top of your head responsible
2:15:45
for as much retribution
2:15:47
of violence as Olga is? She's
2:15:50
clearly one of the women
2:15:52
in history you would least want to
2:15:54
make angry with you.
2:15:58
But is any of this stuff possible?
2:15:59
about Olga or
2:16:02
for that matter Rurik or
2:16:04
Oleg or Igor True.
2:16:07
All this stuff from the Russian Primary
2:16:10
Chronicle is open to debate and inspection
2:16:12
and critique. What's more, I like
2:16:15
the other name that the Russian Primary Chronicle
2:16:18
is known by. It's also called the
2:16:20
Tale of Bygone Years, which
2:16:22
makes it sound less authoritative
2:16:25
and more like a Hobbit might have written it. Right?
2:16:27
It's the Red Book of Westmarch or something
2:16:29
like that. And historians
2:16:32
trying to disentangle truth from fiction
2:16:34
in it have not only been trying now
2:16:36
for generations, but they often
2:16:38
disagree on what they consider to be truth
2:16:40
and falsehood. I mean there
2:16:42
are several attacks on Constantinople
2:16:45
that some historians think happened and
2:16:48
others think didn't. The question
2:16:50
of Olga all by herself is interesting.
2:16:53
In The Emergence of Rus, historian Simon
2:16:55
Franklin and Jonathan Shepard point out that
2:16:58
the Olga story is formulaic
2:17:01
and symbolic and they write
2:17:03
quote, Olga
2:17:06
has ample space in the Primary Chronicle
2:17:08
and she also became the subject of a quasi-hagiographical
2:17:12
eulogy. End quote.
2:17:14
They point out that she
2:17:17
meets certain specifications
2:17:19
for how women are supposed to behave
2:17:21
in the time that the Primary Chronicle was
2:17:24
written saying quote, yet
2:17:26
Olga emphatically confirms the rule.
2:17:29
In the first place her status is within the norms.
2:17:32
She is shown as holding power not
2:17:34
in her own right but as her husband's
2:17:36
widow during her son's minority and
2:17:39
her actions against the Derevolians were
2:17:41
her revenge for her husband's murder.
2:17:44
Secondly, they write, most narratives
2:17:46
about her have a curiously feminine
2:17:48
texture unlike the equivalent
2:17:50
narratives about men. Mal,
2:17:53
the prince of the Derevolians, sends
2:17:55
end voice to Olga proposing marriage.
2:17:58
Olga agrees and orders the
2:17:59
the envoys be carried up to Kiev
2:18:02
in their boat. When the envoys reach
2:18:04
Olga's compound, the boat is cast
2:18:06
into a pit and the envoys are buried alive
2:18:09
in it. This, they say, is Olga's
2:18:11
first revenge. She then requests
2:18:14
more envoys, to escort her on
2:18:16
her journey to her bridegroom. When
2:18:18
they arrive, she suggests they take
2:18:20
a bath. The doors are then locked, the
2:18:22
bathhouse is set on fire, and the envoys
2:18:25
are burned alive. Finally, they
2:18:27
write, Olga goes to the land of
2:18:29
the Derevlians, requesting only that
2:18:31
before marrying, she might hold a funeral
2:18:33
feast for her husband. At the feast,
2:18:36
the Derevlians drink themselves into a stupor,
2:18:38
whereupon Olga's men set upon them and
2:18:41
cut them to pieces. All five thousand
2:18:43
of them. These, they write,
2:18:46
are formulaic tales. Under
2:18:48
the guise of betrothal, Olga
2:18:50
sets a series of riddles, with cryptic
2:18:53
clues symbolizing not a marriage,
2:18:55
but a funeral, boat burial,
2:18:58
washing the body, cremation, the
2:19:00
funeral feast. The penalty for not
2:19:02
decoding the riddle is death, and
2:19:05
the Derevlians drink at their own funeral
2:19:07
feast."
2:19:10
During the time period we just mentioned,
2:19:13
there are a couple of treaties that
2:19:16
are signed between the Rus or some
2:19:18
of the Rus and the Byzantines. These
2:19:21
treaties are interesting because trying
2:19:24
to figure out why treaties are being
2:19:26
signed has created confusion. The Russian
2:19:28
Primary Chronicle says they're signed because,
2:19:31
well, they're ending conflicts, right? When do
2:19:33
you sign a treaty? When you end a war.
2:19:35
But whether these conflicts occurred or
2:19:37
not is also controversial.
2:19:40
Of many books on the subject, I
2:19:42
would, you know, off the top of my head say, about 60%
2:19:44
believe that these
2:19:47
conflicts, but the treaties are supposed
2:19:49
to settle, didn't happen. About 40% by
2:19:52
the idea that they did. The
2:19:54
Russian Primary Chronicle, the tale of bygone
2:19:56
years, says that they did, but
2:19:58
this may be a later installment. assertion to
2:20:01
explain why there are treaties. For example,
2:20:03
Viking historian Spivre Jacobson in
2:20:06
the Varangians God's Holy Fire
2:20:08
writes quote,
2:20:10
The treaty is placed into the primary
2:20:13
chronicle in context of the
2:20:15
attack by Prince Oleg on Constantinople
2:20:18
in 907. There is, however,
2:20:20
no distinct reference to such a raid
2:20:23
in any Roman sources, meaning any Byzantine
2:20:25
sources, which is in stark contrast
2:20:27
to the rate of 860. It could
2:20:29
thus be surmised that Oleg's attack
2:20:32
on Constantinople was a later invention,
2:20:34
perhaps intended to explain the circumstances
2:20:37
of the treaty, which itself does not refer
2:20:39
to any raid, only to a long-standing
2:20:42
friendship between the Rus and the Roman
2:20:44
Empire, end quote. In
2:20:47
his book Northmen, the Viking saga,
2:20:49
Viking
2:20:50
expert John Haywood puts it this way,
2:20:52
quote,
2:20:53
According to the primary chronicle, Oleg
2:20:56
led an attack on Constantinople
2:20:59
in 907. If he did, no one in Constantinople
2:21:02
appears to have noticed because it is not
2:21:04
mentioned in any Byzantine sources,
2:21:07
end quote.
2:21:09
Yet,
2:21:10
as I said, about 40% of the histories you'll
2:21:12
read by the idea that those attacks happened.
2:21:15
I'm not a historian, I can't make distinctions
2:21:17
between arguments between historians,
2:21:20
so I'm going to treat those attacks as suspect
2:21:23
and stick with the ones we know happened because there's
2:21:25
going to be another one. But before we get
2:21:27
to it, you have to know about a geopolitical firestorm
2:21:30
that erupts, that changes everything in the Eastern
2:21:33
Viking, Varangian, Rus world, and
2:21:35
that is the latest eruption of
2:21:37
the newest steppe tribe du jour. If
2:21:41
you follow Eurasian
2:21:43
steppe tribe history, you know that
2:21:45
they break like waves upon
2:21:47
the settled societies that ring
2:21:50
the Eurasian steppe. And there's always another
2:21:52
wave behind the current breaking crest
2:21:55
and in the late 800s, early 900s, the
2:21:57
newest wave is
2:22:00
the Petchen eggs. And these
2:22:02
people blow through
2:22:05
the Khazars and the Magyars
2:22:08
and destroy the stabilization
2:22:10
that has occurred in that region over
2:22:13
the previous decades, disrupt
2:22:16
everything. When the Byzantines
2:22:18
suggest to the Magyars, also
2:22:21
known as the Hungarians, that they
2:22:23
fight these new tribal peoples from
2:22:25
the east, the Hungarians say
2:22:27
they can't. In the emergence of Rose,
2:22:30
Simon Franklin and Jonathan Shepard have this
2:22:32
quote. The
2:22:34
Petchen eggs overran the grazing
2:22:36
grounds of the Hungarians during the 890s, having been
2:22:40
egged on by the ruler of Bulgaria,
2:22:42
Simeon. The region between the
2:22:44
Don and the Doniet steps in
2:22:46
the east, and the Niester, and then
2:22:49
subsequently the Danube in the west, lay
2:22:51
at their disposal. They were markedly
2:22:53
poorer than the Hungarians in terms
2:22:55
of material culture, ornaments
2:22:57
and riding gear, but they were,
2:23:00
perhaps for that reason, more ferocious.
2:23:03
When a Byzantine emissary tried to stir
2:23:05
up the Hungarians against the Petchen eggs, they
2:23:07
protested, now quoting the Hungarians,
2:23:10
quote, we cannot fight them, for
2:23:12
their country is vast and their people
2:23:14
numerous, and they are the devil's brats,
2:23:18
end quote. The
2:23:20
devil's brats, I love that term, and the devil's
2:23:22
brats are going to create geopolitical upheaval,
2:23:25
threaten the trade routes, make life miserable
2:23:27
for lots of different people, the Rus, not least
2:23:29
amongst them. On
2:23:32
this superhighway from the Baltic to Constantinople
2:23:35
and beyond that to Baghdad, there are going
2:23:37
to be spots where the Rus
2:23:39
traders have to take their boats over
2:23:42
land, and that we are told
2:23:44
in the original sources is where the pension
2:23:46
eggs wait for them, and they get them. That
2:23:50
crisis can create opportunity,
2:23:54
and in many places it is thought that these
2:23:56
Rus warriors are able to make
2:23:58
new inroads and... create
2:24:00
new tributary societies amongst
2:24:02
the Slavs because all of a sudden these Slavs
2:24:05
desperately need protection from the Petchen
2:24:07
eggs and these Rus, these
2:24:10
Vikings of the East are strong
2:24:12
well-equipped warriors and one
2:24:14
of the things I find interesting is you
2:24:17
can start to see the development
2:24:19
of what we can call true cavalry
2:24:21
here in the East that's part of
2:24:24
a you know Newtonian formula
2:24:26
in warfare for every action there's an equal and opposite
2:24:28
reaction when you are fighting mounted
2:24:31
people in wide open country eventually
2:24:33
you learn that you need to be mounted
2:24:35
too and true cavalry meaning
2:24:37
fighting as cavalry will start in the East
2:24:40
long before it does in the West and
2:24:43
of course when I say that I mean Scandinavian
2:24:45
cavalry because of course
2:24:47
cavalry had been fighting as cavalry
2:24:50
in some parts of the world for 2,000 years
2:24:52
or something by this time but
2:24:55
the Scandinavians in the eastern
2:24:57
areas will adopt true cavalry
2:24:59
quite a bit of time before the Scandinavians
2:25:02
in the West will it's
2:25:05
in 941 that we see the
2:25:09
famous great attack on
2:25:11
Constantinople by the
2:25:13
Rus that no one denies that there are multiple
2:25:16
sources for as we said earlier if it
2:25:19
bleeds it leads kind of works for history
2:25:21
the same way it does for journalism and that's
2:25:24
why the earlier attacks that supposedly
2:25:26
happened in 907 for example are
2:25:28
harder to believe because you
2:25:30
know you can't really have one of those big attacks
2:25:33
without a bunch of people writing about it well not easily
2:25:35
anyway and the famous 941
2:25:38
attack is written by about by a lot of
2:25:40
sources
2:25:42
proving the point
2:25:44
we should talk a little bit about the
2:25:47
place that's attacked because we've mentioned it before
2:25:49
but it bears some discussion we
2:25:52
call it the Byzantine Empire this
2:25:54
is a misnomer that's not something
2:25:56
anyone living during this
2:25:59
time period we're talking about would have understood
2:26:01
or used or called themselves, the
2:26:05
people in what we call the Byzantine
2:26:07
Empire called themselves Roman, and
2:26:09
it's easy to
2:26:11
understand why. All you have
2:26:14
to do is pretend that the same
2:26:16
thing that left the Byzantines
2:26:18
in the position the Byzantines are in by this
2:26:20
time happened to a place like the United
2:26:22
States. I mean, what would happen if
2:26:26
in some future time an
2:26:28
invasion of the United States happened
2:26:31
and the invaders were able to conquer
2:26:33
all the way to somewhere in
2:26:36
the Midwest, let's just say, you know, Iowa,
2:26:40
Illinois, Indiana,
2:26:42
that whole area. So California to
2:26:44
Indiana is gone, taken over,
2:26:46
becomes a bunch of separate kingdoms,
2:26:49
but every place east of that, you know,
2:26:51
from like, you know, Michigan all the
2:26:53
way to the East Coast remained, you
2:26:56
know, as it was the United States.
2:26:58
As we halted the invaders at the Midwest
2:27:00
and we continued on for another thousand years,
2:27:03
would you call that something different? Would
2:27:06
the people in those territories
2:27:08
rename the United States as something else just
2:27:10
because they lost some of it? Well,
2:27:13
that's what happened to the Eastern Roman
2:27:15
Empire when the, you know, barbarian tribes
2:27:17
and the various other groups were able
2:27:20
to eventually, let's just say,
2:27:22
extinguish government in
2:27:24
the Roman West, the Roman East
2:27:26
remained
2:27:27
for another thousand years.
2:27:31
What
2:27:32
matters, though, in this discussion is that
2:27:34
there is an unbroken historical tradition
2:27:36
in those places that dates back,
2:27:39
well, a good 1,300 years? What would
2:27:41
you say? I mean, Julius Caesar's
2:27:44
in the 50s BCE, well,
2:27:47
they still call their Emperor
2:27:49
Kaiser,
2:27:51
you know, that's what Caesar would have been called
2:27:53
in the Roman Latin, right?
2:27:55
Cesar, and
2:27:57
by Julius Caesar's time in the 50s BCE,
2:28:01
Roman military tradition is
2:28:03
hundreds of years old already. They
2:28:05
write this stuff down. It continues to build
2:28:08
upon the information
2:28:10
that's been compiled since at least
2:28:12
the Pyrrhic invasions of the 280s
2:28:15
BCE. So there's a huge
2:28:17
amount, a wellspring, we can say,
2:28:19
of military and technological
2:28:22
knowledge in a place like Constantinople
2:28:24
in this time period that dates back, well,
2:28:27
a long way. During
2:28:29
this time, the estimated population
2:28:32
of the city of Constantinople is about
2:28:34
a half million people. This
2:28:37
is probably somewhat less than
2:28:39
the city of Rome at Rome's height,
2:28:41
which has been estimated somewhere between 750,000 and a million
2:28:43
people. But
2:28:46
this still makes it, you know, at half a million
2:28:48
people, the largest European city,
2:28:51
the most technologically advanced European
2:28:53
city, the most wealthy European city,
2:28:55
and they have weapons
2:28:58
that these Rus' can't even
2:29:01
dream of. And
2:29:03
when the Rus' attack in 941,
2:29:06
just like in the attack in 860,
2:29:09
it is well timed, and that might not be an accident.
2:29:11
They may know, intelligence-wise, that
2:29:13
the Byzantine navy and army is away fighting
2:29:16
elsewhere because just like in 860, in 941 it
2:29:19
is away and fighting elsewhere, and the emperor is
2:29:21
too. And the Rus' attack, they come
2:29:23
down the rivers, they head into the Black
2:29:26
Sea, they sail over to the Bosphorus,
2:29:28
and they begin to attack
2:29:31
the suburbs and the places that have lighter
2:29:33
defenses, because the defenses of Constantinople
2:29:36
are famous, and it's part of the reason why
2:29:38
it never fell to the barbarians back when
2:29:41
the Western Roman Empire fell. It's one of the
2:29:43
great defensible cities of all
2:29:45
time. It's mainly surrounded
2:29:47
by water, and
2:29:50
the places where it's not, it has massive walls.
2:29:53
We should point out, as I believe we did for
2:29:55
the earlier attack in 860, that
2:29:57
the ships or boats, whatever you
2:29:59
want to call them. It's, it's somewhere
2:30:02
between a ship and a boat that the Russ
2:30:04
are using are not the long ships
2:30:07
that they're using in the West because
2:30:09
the long ships they're using in the West would
2:30:11
never survive the river journeys with all
2:30:13
the falls and the rapids and the rocks. They
2:30:16
had to have boats that could be carried at
2:30:18
times. So these are smaller craft. The
2:30:20
Greek name for them makes them sound like they're
2:30:22
kind of like large dugout canoes,
2:30:26
but they're wood. If you
2:30:28
today were faced with a bunch
2:30:31
of wooden boats that you needed to
2:30:33
defend yourself against, what would be
2:30:35
a good weapon to use against
2:30:37
them? Because
2:30:40
in 941, when the Byzantines are faced
2:30:42
with this attack, the Eastern Romans, maybe
2:30:45
we should say are faced with this attack, they
2:30:47
pull out all the technological stops.
2:30:50
We are told in the sources that they have 15
2:30:54
old hulks. We would use the term
2:30:57
mothballed today, and they
2:30:59
pull them out of mothballs and they
2:31:01
fit them with one of their great technological
2:31:04
marvels. I
2:31:07
think the best term to use for it probably
2:31:09
to be somewhat near accurate
2:31:12
would be to call them flamethrowers. The
2:31:16
Byzantines, the Eastern Romans, have
2:31:18
a weapon that the technological
2:31:21
scientific experts of today
2:31:23
still can't figure out what it was
2:31:26
composed of. We have
2:31:28
all sorts of accounts because they used
2:31:30
it to keep themselves free for
2:31:32
a very long time. The historical
2:31:35
term you will usually hear it referred to
2:31:37
by is Greek fire. It
2:31:40
is sometimes called Medean fire. It is
2:31:42
sometimes called liquid fire. It is sometimes called
2:31:44
sticky fire. There
2:31:46
are lots of theories as to what
2:31:49
the formula for this was, but
2:31:52
it should be pointed out that the reason
2:31:54
that this isn't better understood is because
2:31:57
this is a jealously guarded
2:31:59
state.
2:31:59
secret.
2:32:01
In fact, I was reading that the
2:32:03
Byzantines, the Eastern Romans, would
2:32:06
make sure to keep the people who
2:32:08
dealt with the Greek fire in compartmentalized
2:32:12
situations, right? So no one knew
2:32:14
everything about it. These people might handle
2:32:17
the making of it. These other people might handle the
2:32:19
distribution of it. These other people might handle
2:32:21
the wielding of it. But no one knew everything.
2:32:23
And that's how you kind of keep the secret
2:32:26
from getting out. There's
2:32:28
a famous Byzantine
2:32:30
manual written by
2:32:33
one emperor to his son. And in
2:32:35
it, he talks about a lot of different things of
2:32:38
importance that his son should know in ruling
2:32:41
the empire. But one thing he wants his son
2:32:43
to understand is you keep
2:32:45
this technological marvel,
2:32:47
this super weapon secret or
2:32:50
else. And the account says, quote,
2:32:53
similar
2:32:55
care and thought you must take in the matter
2:32:57
of the liquid fire, which is discharged
2:33:00
through tubes so that if any shall
2:33:02
ever venture to demand this too,
2:33:05
as they've often made demands of us also,
2:33:07
you may rebut and dismiss them in
2:33:10
words like these. Now
2:33:12
he's telling his son what to say to people that might want
2:33:14
to put him in a position where he's forced to
2:33:16
reveal the secret to Greek fire,
2:33:19
quote, this too was revealed
2:33:21
and taught by God through an
2:33:24
angel to the great and holy Constantine,
2:33:26
the first Christian emperor. And
2:33:29
concerning this too, he received great
2:33:31
charges from the same angel. And
2:33:33
as we are assured by the faithful witness
2:33:36
of our fathers and grandfathers, that
2:33:38
it should be manufactured among the Christians
2:33:41
only and in this city ruled
2:33:43
by them and nowhere else at all,
2:33:45
nor should it be sent nor taught to
2:33:48
any other nation whatsoever.
2:33:50
And so for the confirmation
2:33:52
of this among those who should come after him,
2:33:54
this great emperor caused curses
2:33:57
to be inscribed on the holy stable.
2:34:00
the Church of God, that he who
2:34:02
should dare give of this fire to
2:34:04
another nation should neither be called
2:34:06
a Christian, nor be held worthy of
2:34:08
any rank or office, and if
2:34:10
he should be the holder of any such, he
2:34:13
should be expelled therefrom, and be
2:34:15
anathemized, and made an example
2:34:18
for ever and ever, whether he were emperor,
2:34:21
or patriarch, or any other man
2:34:23
whatever, either ruler or subject,
2:34:26
who should seek to transgress this commandment.
2:34:29
And he adjured all who had had the zeal
2:34:31
and fear of God to be prompt
2:34:34
to make a way with him who attempted to do this,
2:34:37
as a common enemy and a transgressor
2:34:39
of this great commandment, and to dismiss
2:34:41
him to a death most hateful
2:34:44
and cruel. And it happened once,
2:34:46
as wickedness will still find room,
2:34:48
that one of our military governors,
2:34:51
who had been most heavily bribed by certain
2:34:53
foreigners, handed over some of
2:34:55
this fire to them, and since God
2:34:58
could not endure to leave unavenged
2:35:00
this transgression, as he was about
2:35:02
to enter the holy Church of God,
2:35:05
fire came down out of heaven, and
2:35:07
devoured and consumed him utterly,
2:35:10
and thereafter mighty dread and
2:35:12
terror were implanted in the hearts of
2:35:14
all men, and never since then
2:35:16
has anyone, whether emperor or
2:35:18
noble, or private citizen or military
2:35:21
governor, or any man of any sort, whatever,
2:35:23
ventured to think of such a thing, far
2:35:26
less to attempt to do it or bring
2:35:28
it to pass." That
2:35:31
is quite an admonition, isn't
2:35:33
it? And that shows exactly
2:35:36
how much of an important secret weapon
2:35:38
this Greek fire was.
2:35:42
In his A Short History of Byzantium,
2:35:45
the historian of Byzantium, John
2:35:48
Julius Norwich, puts it this way, quote, It
2:35:52
is impossible to exaggerate the importance
2:35:54
of Greek fire in Byzantine
2:35:56
history. To the Saracens, it
2:35:58
was all too familiar. to the Russians
2:36:01
a total surprise."
2:36:04
Earlier in the work he describes how
2:36:07
it worked against the Saracens and says,
2:36:09
"...the Byzantines, moreover,
2:36:12
possessed a secret weapon. To
2:36:14
this day we are uncertain of the composition
2:36:16
of Greek fire. Whether it was sprayed
2:36:19
over an enemy vessel, or poured
2:36:21
into long, narrow cartridges, and catapulted
2:36:24
against its objective, the results
2:36:26
were almost invariably catastrophic.
2:36:29
The flaming, oil-based liquid
2:36:32
floated upon the surface of the sea, frequently
2:36:35
igniting the wooden hulls of the ships,
2:36:37
causing an additional hazard to those
2:36:39
who tried to jump
2:36:40
overboard."
2:36:44
The Byzantine Princess Anna
2:36:48
Komnini writing a couple
2:36:51
hundred years later and maybe
2:36:53
talking about something different seems to
2:36:55
slip and give a little bit of the recipe
2:36:57
maybe when she wrote, quote,
2:37:00
"...Now this fire was chemically prepared
2:37:02
in the following manner. From the
2:37:05
pine and other similar evergreen
2:37:07
trees they gather resin which
2:37:09
burns easily. This is rubbed
2:37:11
with sulfur and introduced into reed
2:37:13
tubes. A man blows
2:37:16
on it with a strong sustained breath as
2:37:18
though he were playing a pipe and then it
2:37:21
comes in contact with the fire at
2:37:23
the end of the tube, bursts into
2:37:25
flames, and falls like a flash
2:37:27
of lightning on the faces in front of it."
2:37:32
She also describes how
2:37:34
they would use this in a way
2:37:37
where it was sprayed out
2:37:39
of the sculptures,
2:37:41
the metal carvings
2:37:43
and
2:37:45
images of like wild animals
2:37:47
and lions and dragons. And
2:37:49
she says, quote,
2:37:51
The emperor thereupon ordered all provinces
2:37:54
of the Roman Empire to provide ships. Many
2:37:56
were also made in Constantinople
2:37:58
itself.
2:37:59
time to time he used to board a ship with
2:38:02
one bank of oars and give advice himself
2:38:04
to the shipwrights about their construction. He
2:38:07
meaning the Emperor knew the Paisans
2:38:09
were masters of naval warfare and
2:38:11
he feared a sea battle with them." Let
2:38:14
me stop here. They were fighting the Paisans at the time.
2:38:17
This is hundreds of years after the time period
2:38:19
we're talking about, but this is what matters for
2:38:21
the time period we're talking about. Accordingly,
2:38:25
he affixed on the prow of each vessel
2:38:27
the heads of lions and other land
2:38:30
animals. They were made of bronze or
2:38:32
iron with wide open jaws. The
2:38:35
thin layer of gold with which they were covered
2:38:37
made the very sight of them terrifying.
2:38:40
Greek fire, to be hurled at the enemy
2:38:42
through tubes, was made to issue
2:38:44
from the mouths of these figureheads
2:38:47
in such a way that they appeared to be
2:38:49
belching out the fire."
2:38:54
So these 15 mothballed
2:38:56
rotting hulks of galleys are brought
2:38:59
out of storage. They
2:39:01
are loaded with these
2:39:04
tubes that can shoot out essentially
2:39:07
this explosive flamethrower-like
2:39:09
material and
2:39:11
when these wooden dugout
2:39:14
canoes end up
2:39:16
surrounding these galleys, the
2:39:19
Byzantines, these eastern Romans
2:39:22
turn the flamethrowers on
2:39:24
the wooden vessels of the Rus, and
2:39:27
it is, as
2:39:29
the historian we recently quoted said,
2:39:31
catastrophic.
2:39:32
There
2:39:35
are multiple accounts that confirm
2:39:37
that the Rus are defeated
2:39:40
by fire. That's how many of the accounts
2:39:42
were by fire.
2:39:44
One account is by a man
2:39:46
whose stepfather visits
2:39:49
Constantinople right after this
2:39:51
four-month-long attack occurs.
2:39:54
His name is, and I think it's pronounced Ludprand,
2:39:58
of Cremona.
2:39:59
He talks about
2:40:01
how the Byzantines, just like in 860,
2:40:03
were taken by surprise in 941, and
2:40:07
that the Rus devastated the area
2:40:10
near the coast. They were said to
2:40:12
be crucifying people, driving
2:40:14
nails into their heads, chopping
2:40:17
them up, using
2:40:19
them for target practice with arrows,
2:40:22
raping women, taking slaves, the
2:40:24
whole nine yards, and
2:40:27
this Ludprand
2:40:29
of Cremona says that the 15
2:40:32
old galleys were rigged with the Greek
2:40:34
fire and in their book, The Emergence
2:40:36
of Ross Historians, Simon Franklin and Jonathan
2:40:39
Shepherd, talk about this original
2:40:42
story from Ludprand of Cremona
2:40:45
and say, quote,
2:40:46
If we believe Ludprand, the Byzantines
2:40:49
were taken by surprise in June 941, as they
2:40:51
had been in 860, and
2:40:54
the Emperor Romanos Lekaponos
2:40:56
spent,
2:40:57
quote, Not a few sleepless nights in
2:40:59
reflection, end quote, those are quotes from
2:41:01
the original source by Ludprand,
2:41:04
while the Rus devastated areas near
2:41:06
the coast. The day was saved
2:41:09
by bringing 15, quote, battered
2:41:11
old galleys, end quote, out of
2:41:13
mothballs and rigging up Greek
2:41:16
fire throwers at the bows, sterns
2:41:18
and broadside. Ludprand depicts
2:41:21
the Byzantines as winning fairly
2:41:23
easily. Thanks to this nonconventional
2:41:25
weaponry, Rus boats swarmed
2:41:28
around the galleys, which began to
2:41:30
quote, project their fire all
2:41:33
around. And the Rus
2:41:34
seeing the flames hurled
2:41:36
themselves from their boats, preferring
2:41:39
death by water to live incineration.
2:41:42
Some sank to the bottom under the weight of their queers
2:41:45
and helmets. Others caught fire,
2:41:47
even as they were swimming among the billows. Not
2:41:49
a man escaped that day, save
2:41:52
those who made it to the shore, end
2:41:54
quote. The Byzantine
2:41:56
army finally makes it back
2:41:59
from where they were.
2:41:59
otherwise engaged, starts picking
2:42:02
off the Rus soldiers on the shoreline
2:42:04
where they're
2:42:05
continuing to loot and commit atrocities.
2:42:08
John Julius Norwich
2:42:11
writes about the final part of the
2:42:14
drama as the four month long
2:42:17
attack is winding down and
2:42:20
says that the Byzantine fleet as the ships would return
2:42:23
would go right into combat with
2:42:25
the Rus boats. And he
2:42:28
says, quote, the fleet
2:42:30
too was on its way. And as each new
2:42:32
squadron arrived, it went straight into the
2:42:34
attack. Soon it was the Russians
2:42:36
who were on the defensive autumn
2:42:38
was approaching and they were anxious to sail
2:42:41
for home, but it was too late. The
2:42:43
Byzantine fleet was between them and the
2:42:45
open sea and slowly closing
2:42:47
in early in September, they
2:42:50
made a desperate attempt to slip through the blockade.
2:42:53
But suddenly the whole sea was aflame
2:42:55
as the Russian ships went up like match wood,
2:42:58
their crews left overboard.
2:42:59
The lucky ones were dragged
2:43:01
down by the weight of their armor while the
2:43:03
rest met their death in the oil covered
2:43:05
water, which blazed as fiercely
2:43:08
as the ships.
2:43:09
End quote.
2:43:10
According to Lirdprand
2:43:13
of Cremona, his father was
2:43:15
there when the emperor paraded
2:43:18
a bunch of the Rus captives in front of
2:43:20
an Italian diplomat and
2:43:22
had them all beheaded in front of him.
2:43:27
The 941 attack
2:43:28
is fascinating to me clearly because
2:43:31
I'm interested in the technological
2:43:35
and military capabilities of early
2:43:38
States, you know, in the middle ages and the
2:43:40
ancient world and the use of things like flame
2:43:42
throwers or naphtha weapons
2:43:44
is going to be intriguing to me regardless. But
2:43:48
it's also interesting because in this story
2:43:50
of the Rus, right? These, these Vikings
2:43:52
from the Eastern European
2:43:55
sphere, this is the encounter
2:43:57
that gives us multiple different sources that
2:43:59
you. and then used to sort of play off against each
2:44:02
other and compare and contrast. Spever
2:44:05
Jacobson in the Barangians in God's
2:44:07
Holy Fire lists no less than five
2:44:10
separate accounts of this affair, all
2:44:12
of which have key differences. So
2:44:14
what this says is, well, two major things.
2:44:17
One, it actually happened.
2:44:20
Two,
2:44:21
that the Byzantine victory
2:44:23
was clearly gained through
2:44:25
fire because all the sources mention the
2:44:27
fire. But something
2:44:29
else is involved too, and you can tell
2:44:32
when you compare these different sources and
2:44:34
see that there are major differences between
2:44:36
them. So something's not right.
2:44:39
How about this major difference? You
2:44:41
don't know who's in charge of the roost during this
2:44:43
period and the differences in the sources
2:44:46
point that out. If you just believe the Russian primary
2:44:48
chronicle, it's clear, right? They go from
2:44:51
Rurik. Clearly then you have Oleg,
2:44:53
right? The guy who stomps on the horse's skull
2:44:55
and gets bitten by the snake. And then clearly after
2:44:58
that you have Igor. I mean, you know,
2:45:00
who's married to Olga. I mean, it's a very clear
2:45:02
succession. But maybe the best source,
2:45:05
according to Jacobson, for this entire 941 attack
2:45:07
is a Hebrew letter.
2:45:09
And the Hebrew letter, which is considered
2:45:11
to be relatively contemporary, says
2:45:13
that the leader of the 941 attack
2:45:15
on Constantinople is Oleg.
2:45:19
The guy who stomped on the horse's skull and
2:45:21
got bitten by the snake on the foot. He's, according
2:45:23
to the Russian primary chronicle, clearly
2:45:26
dead and buried by this time.
2:45:28
So you start to see that that
2:45:30
history before this Constantinople
2:45:34
attack in 941 is hard
2:45:36
to pin down. And these figures
2:45:39
are less flesh and blood than some
2:45:41
compilation of legendary accounts
2:45:44
that's hard to, you know, peel
2:45:46
the layers back from and get your mind
2:45:48
around. In fact, the first couple of
2:45:51
figures that seem unequivocally
2:45:53
real are Olga, that
2:45:55
we just mentioned, right? She of the retribution
2:45:58
of violence against the Dreyer. Trevlians, although
2:46:01
that story may be legendary, and
2:46:03
her son, the first
2:46:06
of the Rus rulers to clearly
2:46:08
have from birth a
2:46:10
Slavic name, if you've taken
2:46:12
Russian history you know it because he's famous,
2:46:15
is Suyatoslav. We've
2:46:17
mentioned earlier that most of these
2:46:20
earlier Rus rulers almost
2:46:22
certainly had Nordic names that were
2:46:24
reimagined through a Slavic
2:46:26
lens, right? So Olga
2:46:29
was Helga, Igor
2:46:32
was Ingvar, that kind of thing, but Suyatoslav
2:46:35
was Suyatoslav from birth apparently,
2:46:38
and this is telling. Spevreer
2:46:41
Jacobson writes about that, quote,
2:46:44
"...it is noteworthy that the son of Ingvar,
2:46:46
Igor, has a Slavonic
2:46:49
name rather than a Scandinavian
2:46:51
one, which suggests the Rus
2:46:54
were rapidly becoming assimilated into
2:46:56
the surrounding Slavonic population."
2:46:59
End quote. In
2:47:01
fact, it's really hard to try to figure
2:47:04
out what percentage of these people
2:47:06
that the Byzantines were
2:47:08
incinerating with their flamethrowers
2:47:11
were actually Scandinavians, and what percentage
2:47:14
of them were Slavic tribes or steppe
2:47:16
peoples or other groups
2:47:18
of linguistic or ethnic
2:47:22
elements from that region. It's, as
2:47:24
we said, a cultural and ethnic
2:47:26
estuary in that part of the world, and
2:47:28
a lot of times it's not that hard to get a whole
2:47:30
bunch of different peoples to join you on an endeavor
2:47:33
like let's go attack Constantinople
2:47:35
and get rich. My
2:47:38
favorite story about the attack on Constantinople
2:47:41
is also, I believe, from one of these
2:47:43
letters to the Khazars
2:47:46
that suggests, because they were trying to figure
2:47:48
out why the Rus would attack Constantinople
2:47:50
if the trade with the Byzantines
2:47:52
was going so well, and that
2:47:54
story is that the Byzantines
2:47:57
encouraged the Rus to go attack the Khazars,
2:47:59
which they... did, but then they were
2:48:01
defeated by the Khazars, and the Khazars
2:48:04
made sort of an extortion blackmail demand
2:48:06
on the Rus' and said, well, you know, now that
2:48:08
you attacked us because the Byzantines goaded
2:48:11
you into it, we're demanding that
2:48:13
you attack the Byzantines or else.
2:48:15
And so the Hebrew letter to the Khazars
2:48:18
paints the entire attack of 941
2:48:22
as being done reluctantly
2:48:24
by the Rus' and that maybe the Rus'
2:48:26
knew darn well what their chances of success
2:48:29
were and felt like they had to do it
2:48:31
anyway. Ancient and
2:48:33
medieval history is wonderful that way, isn't
2:48:35
it? You just don't know what really happened.
2:48:38
It is with Olga and Sviatoslav, though, that you
2:48:40
start to see things that you can actually,
2:48:43
you know, grasp and hold and
2:48:45
look at and say, okay, this is real.
2:48:48
With Olga, it's less the story about her
2:48:50
treatment of the Derevleans than her conversion
2:48:52
to Christianity. And her
2:48:55
conversion to Christianity is
2:48:57
one of those things you see over and over
2:48:59
again. Well, I was gonna say in all history, but
2:49:01
especially in the story of, and I'm
2:49:03
using air quotes here, Christianizing the
2:49:05
barbarians in Thor's
2:49:09
Angels. We talked about it extensively, how
2:49:11
often it was that it was the
2:49:13
wives of barbarian, in
2:49:15
air quotes, rulers, who
2:49:18
managed to either convert their husbands
2:49:20
or their peoples or start the process
2:49:22
of transitioning from the pagan religions
2:49:24
to Christianity. My mother was always
2:49:26
fond of saying that, you know, the women get
2:49:29
the short end of the stick in the historical accounts
2:49:31
because the historical accounts up until recent times
2:49:33
really followed the if it bleeds it
2:49:35
leads sort of
2:49:37
approach and so often it's about generals
2:49:39
and these great kings and figures
2:49:42
and the women are there, though. They're 50% of the population.
2:49:45
They're not slaves. They're influencing the population
2:49:47
all the time in ways that aren't always
2:49:50
clear in the historical accounts. They're more like a
2:49:52
gravitational force acting on
2:49:54
these figures that get all the publicity, but
2:49:57
you can see in the Christianization process
2:49:59
over and hundreds of years how
2:50:01
important their role was. And
2:50:04
Olga does this again.
2:50:06
She doesn't manage to convert the Rus' to
2:50:08
Christianity, but it's hard to
2:50:11
see them doing so with her grandson,
2:50:15
spoiler alert, as they will do, without
2:50:17
her sort of laying the groundwork for
2:50:19
it. Sometime after the attack
2:50:22
of Constantinople in 941, within about 15 years,
2:50:24
she goes to the Byzantine
2:50:27
emperor. He converts her and baptizes
2:50:30
her into the faith. She goes back. She tries
2:50:32
to convert her son, Spiadislav, who
2:50:34
says that he can't adopt a Christian religion because his entourage
2:50:37
will laugh at him.
2:50:39
But you can see that she has replanted
2:50:42
the seeds because we said in 860, the first
2:50:44
time that the Rus' ever appeared in
2:50:46
Constantinople is this sort of unknown people,
2:50:49
the sources say, that after that
2:50:51
encounter that the Byzantines sent
2:50:54
out their evangelists
2:50:56
to go convert them, the formula of cooking
2:50:58
the barbarians, the same one that they were doing
2:51:00
in the west, the Frankish empire was
2:51:02
sending out their evangelists to go convert
2:51:05
the heathen, Saint Lebwin and all those guys.
2:51:08
This is the way, what do we call it in part
2:51:11
one, the long-term anti-terror
2:51:14
strategy here is turn
2:51:16
these heathen pagan people
2:51:18
who worship bloody warrior
2:51:21
gods into fellow
2:51:24
Christians. Now that doesn't mean you're not going to have
2:51:26
problems with them. It just means
2:51:28
that they're going to have societies more like your
2:51:30
own. They're going to be more hierarchical.
2:51:33
That's easier for you to deal with. You're going to incorporate
2:51:35
them into what we would today call the
2:51:38
family of respectable nations.
2:51:41
And then they also become subject to the kinds
2:51:44
of military and economic pressures
2:51:46
that one organized state
2:51:49
can impose upon another one. There's
2:51:52
another aspect of this that is sometimes
2:51:54
overlooked, unless you are a fan
2:51:57
of the history of the middle ages in Europe
2:51:59
because it's It's a huge problem over
2:52:01
the course of the history of the Middle Ages in Europe.
2:52:03
And that is who gets to decide
2:52:07
who the bishops and archbishops
2:52:09
are in all these areas? You'll
2:52:11
see German emperors fighting with popes.
2:52:14
You'll see English kings fighting with
2:52:16
archbishops. I mean, it's a huge thing because
2:52:18
all you have to realize, and we said this in
2:52:20
the first
2:52:21
part of this discussion, which is
2:52:24
what it means to have
2:52:26
Christianity introduced into a
2:52:28
pagan realm. It's a lot more than religion.
2:52:31
It's a lot more than saving souls. It's
2:52:33
things like an instant bureaucracy, just
2:52:35
add Jesus, I think is the way we put it. Well,
2:52:38
if you think about it that way, try
2:52:40
to imagine how that would work in the modern world.
2:52:44
I mean, can you imagine the Chinese or the Russians
2:52:46
being able to decide, for example,
2:52:49
who the United States Secretary of State
2:52:51
might be? That's
2:52:53
why so many of these rulers will try to create
2:52:56
some sort of self-sufficiency over time
2:52:59
so that they don't have a foreign power deciding
2:53:01
who some of their most important officials
2:53:04
are going to be. I mean, it's explained very
2:53:06
well in German historian Christian
2:53:08
Raffensperger's book, Reimagining
2:53:10
Europe, Tiven Russ in the Medieval
2:53:13
World, when he says, quote,
2:53:16
"...it must be noted that the conversions
2:53:18
discussed in this chapter are what are referred
2:53:21
to as ecclesiastical conversions,"
2:53:24
which are, and he's quoting someone else now, quote,
2:53:26
"...often the consequence of socio-political
2:53:29
strategies, power, economics,
2:53:31
intellectual or psychological issues,
2:53:34
and other motives or expediency
2:53:36
that have, in fact, very little to
2:53:38
do with religious feelings," end quote.
2:53:41
Raffensperger continues, quote, "...and
2:53:43
though conversion due to true religious feeling
2:53:45
and religious motives can be found throughout
2:53:47
medieval history, including at the royal
2:53:50
level, it is the more geopolitical
2:53:52
reasoning behind conversion that will be examined
2:53:55
here. These are the social, political
2:53:57
and economic reasons behind medieval royal
2:53:59
conversion." version, historians for years
2:54:02
have practically assumed that whoever
2:54:04
Christianized the kingdom gained
2:54:06
tacit control over that kingdom. That
2:54:09
control was enforced by the appointment of bishops
2:54:12
by the Christianizing power, bishops
2:54:15
who were loyal to those who appointed them rather
2:54:17
than to those they ministered to. This
2:54:20
created a strong foreign power
2:54:22
center in a kingdom that could potentially
2:54:24
have strong political consequences for
2:54:27
the orientation of the kingdom's foreign
2:54:29
policy interests."
2:54:33
So while the Byzantine emperor might
2:54:35
be thinking he's getting some extra
2:54:37
value points that would help him get to
2:54:40
heaven if he gets a lot
2:54:42
of souls converted amongst the roasts for
2:54:44
Jesus, there are some more real
2:54:46
world political things on his mind
2:54:49
also. And once
2:54:51
Olga gives way to her
2:54:53
son, Spiadislav, a man the
2:54:56
Byzantines refer to as Spindislavos,
2:54:59
all of a sudden every trick
2:55:01
that the Byzantine emperor has,
2:55:04
every tool in his toolbox has
2:55:06
to be employed because Spiadislav
2:55:08
is a handful. He is a
2:55:11
warrior. He is one
2:55:13
of these rulers that the minute he takes
2:55:15
control, he starts attacking
2:55:17
the people around him and
2:55:20
turning the roasts into
2:55:22
a major power in the region. It's
2:55:24
interesting to watch Byzantine diplomacy at
2:55:26
work because they will often use money
2:55:29
and diplomatic agreements to try to play
2:55:32
off potential troublemakers to
2:55:34
their foreign policy against
2:55:36
each other. And they try to use Spiadislav
2:55:40
this way too, but it backfires
2:55:42
when they get him to attack some of their other enemies
2:55:45
and he defeats them and becomes stronger
2:55:47
with every victory. Now
2:55:50
the Byzantines have created their own kind of
2:55:52
monster. The Russian primary chronicle
2:55:54
the tale of bygone years describes
2:55:56
Spiadislav this way when he takes over
2:55:59
from his mom. Olga. Remember, he's the one
2:56:01
that when Olga tries to tell him to become a Christian
2:56:04
says, if I do that my retinue
2:56:06
will laugh at me. He's also,
2:56:09
by the way, the physical living
2:56:11
embodiment of the sort of linguistic
2:56:14
and ethnic fusion that you're seeing
2:56:16
amongst the Rus during this period, where
2:56:19
they're not just Scandinavian and Slavic
2:56:21
anymore, they're Balt, they're step
2:56:24
tribes. And remember, the step tribes
2:56:26
are themselves a interesting
2:56:28
mix of Turkic and Iranian,
2:56:31
Finno-Ungri and an Asian. So
2:56:33
this is a, you know, blending
2:56:36
of all sorts of different people and Sviatoslav,
2:56:38
the first of these rulers with a Slavic
2:56:40
name, when you see what he
2:56:42
looks like, he looks the physical
2:56:45
part of that blending. And we know
2:56:47
this because a guy who was probably
2:56:50
an eyewitness to what he looked like,
2:56:52
a guy named Leo the Deacon, describes
2:56:54
this whole period. So we have something
2:56:57
as a counterpoint to the Russian primary
2:56:59
chronicle. And by the way, my history of Leo the
2:57:01
Deacon is written, is translated
2:57:03
by Alice Mary Talbot and Denis F.
2:57:05
Sullivan. And they describe
2:57:08
a figure here who looks
2:57:11
like he's
2:57:13
something between a 12th century
2:57:15
Russian and a 9th century
2:57:17
Viking. The Russian primary chronicle
2:57:20
describes him in a way that would fit very nicely
2:57:22
for a till of the Hun. Also, one
2:57:24
of these people who is a warrior in the field,
2:57:27
who doesn't need all these wonderful luxuries,
2:57:29
but sleeps with a blanket and a saddle
2:57:31
for a pillow, the Russian primary chronicle
2:57:34
says, quote, when Prince
2:57:36
Sviatoslav had grown up and matured, he
2:57:38
began to collect a numerous and valiant
2:57:41
army, stepping light as a leopard.
2:57:43
He undertook many campaigns upon
2:57:46
his expeditions. He carried with him
2:57:48
neither wagons nor kettles and
2:57:50
boiled no meat, but cut off
2:57:53
small strips of horse slash game
2:57:55
or beef and aided after roasting
2:57:57
it on the coals. Nor did he have
2:57:59
a tent. But he spread out a horse blanket
2:58:01
under him and set his saddle under
2:58:03
his head, and all his retinue
2:58:06
did likewise. He sent messengers
2:58:08
to the other lands, announcing
2:58:10
his intention to attack them."
2:58:15
And the Russian Primary Chronicle has this guy
2:58:17
attacking a new opponent every year. He
2:58:20
becomes the one who breaks the backs of
2:58:22
the kazars, which was probably a shock.
2:58:25
If this was a sporting event, you would
2:58:27
have favored the kazars in any
2:58:29
Las Vegas bets, and yet he destroys
2:58:32
their power. Very soon afterwards,
2:58:34
he starts destroying the power of the Bulgarians.
2:58:37
Some of this may have been done at the instigation
2:58:39
of the Byzantines, but they didn't expect them to be so
2:58:42
successful. They kind of created a geopolitical
2:58:45
monster here, and then they have to deal
2:58:47
with him.
2:58:49
All of these victories, we should point out,
2:58:52
are done less for the expansion
2:58:55
of one's borders than they are
2:58:57
for, well, essentially doing
2:58:59
what organized crime would do. Svyatoslav
2:59:02
is going into other mob
2:59:04
bosses' territory, like the kazars and
2:59:06
the Bulgarians, and taking
2:59:08
over their rackets, going
2:59:11
in and shifting the protection
2:59:13
money paid to one group of overlords
2:59:16
to the Rus, and a lot of the Rus'
2:59:18
income during this time period, and Olga
2:59:20
was doing the same thing, by the way, before Svyatoslav,
2:59:23
is designed to have the
2:59:25
people that they protect or
2:59:28
rule or strong arm pay
2:59:31
them a portion of their
2:59:33
living wages. Right? They're the ones doing
2:59:35
the farming, they're the ones doing the trapping, they're the
2:59:37
ones doing the resource extraction,
2:59:39
and then providing it to the Rus. At
2:59:43
a certain point, the Byzantines
2:59:45
will essentially tell Svyatoslav
2:59:48
and the Rus', okay, you're taking over lands
2:59:50
now, that even though the Bulgarians
2:59:52
were occupying them, belonged to us traditionally,
2:59:55
so give them back. And Svyatoslav
2:59:57
said, why don't you just get out of Europe?
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