Need something light and fun? Dark ride took a break from the creepy and went Disney. This bonus episode is all about rating Disney princesses. How do Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, and Moana stack up against the Dark Ride rating system.

1. How does she dress?
2. What is her relationship with her friends/sidekicks like?
3. How independent is she?
4. How well would she do with hand to hand combat?
5. Would you want to be her friend?
6. How good is her song?
7. Would her problems be solved if she slowed down?
8. Is the villain after her personally or is she a convenient placeholder?
9. Is she a good role model for kids?
10. Is she desirable in the Disney parks?

For your safety, please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy the dark ride podcast. (And please- watch your children. We won’t be.)