Jon finds a cosmic loophole to get out of his oath to the Night's Watch.  Melisandre finds a new "Prince who was promised" to obsess over.  Ser Allister and Ollie find the end of a rope.  Tommen finds resolve to face the High Sparrow, then quickly gets spun around again.  Bran travels back to the Tower of Joy with the ghost of Christmas Past and witnesses an historic skirmish.  Sam finds a much-needed puke bucket.