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Buena Buena asked me some mortes.
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Welcome back to date my a Wilita.
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First, I am your host Vico
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Ortiz, side by side with our
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loving aid Leanna.
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You better stop swiping and start smooching
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with a little help.
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From Ala Loves
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smooching help us on the
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way.
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Hello, my beautiful itez.
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We're back to help Maine date Maria
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from last week. Yeah, fine,
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love, you can.
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Like usual. You know me, I'm beautiful, Yes.
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You are only that.
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Last week we met Maria, who
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says it's been about five years since
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she's had a serious relationship when
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they were deep into what they call one
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of her.
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Big big loves.
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Maria is a performer and recently
0:59
moved to Los Angeles, and it's trying to find
1:01
another partner for a new season
1:04
of life.
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We also met the three contestants trying
1:07
to win me over. First,
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we met Billy, a soft spoken excellice
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who now works in fashion and it's looking
1:15
for a trustworthy and open
1:17
partner. We also met Florentino,
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a true Puerto Rican sweetheart and creative
1:23
who is looking for someone adventures and
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is not afraid of making mistakes along
1:28
the way as part of life.
1:29
Don't you think.
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And we met Junie, an aspiring nurse an
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actor who believes communication is
1:35
key in any relationship.
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I cannot wait to see how
1:39
these contestants do with the games
1:42
that we've made up for them today.
1:45
Me neither.
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So let's check in with Maria before bringing
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in the contestants.
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Maria, how you doing? How you feeling?
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I'm feeling good. This is such
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a unique experience.
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If this is so cool,
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I see that you're a little nervous.
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Yes, take
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it as a good thing that I think y'all did such
2:08
a good job that I'm nervous now because I'm
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like, oh my god, it is
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happening.
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It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
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Maria.
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We will see you very very soon.
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All right, Alida, shall we welcome
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back our fabulous contestants.
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Yes, it's time.
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All right, let's welcome back Juni,
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Billy, and Florentino.
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Are you all ready for our first game?
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So here's the thing, contestants, our
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main dater and all of you seem to
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have tried a dating app or two, and
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you've seen some characters and there's
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a lot of total flakes and some people
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that even.
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Like you know catfish and whatnot.
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So for this game, we're
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gonna present some profiles to you, and
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it's time for you to get swiping.
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You're gonna swipe left if it's a no go,
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and swipe right if it's a
3:05
yes.
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So with all that in mind, let's
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get it going.
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All right, Well, let's start with the first one.
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Now, this profile comes from a clear
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gym rat. All
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photos are of them shirtless or
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in the gym, and they're covering their face with their
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phone in their mirror selfies.
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Now they're by or Reads Gemini,
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who loves.
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The left Gemini.
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Can I finish reading.
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My little friend?
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Now we know remove
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the Gemini Florentino's experience.
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It's like, I'm not gonna waste a second.
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Jumped right on it.
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Oh goodness, Okay, they're by r Reads
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Gemini, who loves the La music scene
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and going to shows. Can enjoy
3:54
a one night in morning
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coffee dates, are cute mini
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golf and flying my drone around the city.
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Here for a good time, not a
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long time.
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What do you think, Billy?
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You had me at Jim Rat Jim A
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no go.
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They're all moving their hands to the left.
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Yeah, if you're not showing your face. What
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do you have to hide? You know?
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What about you?
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Juny?
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I would say face money maker
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one two Jim,
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sure, I appreciate you putting in the
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work, but also if the face ain't right,
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the face ain't right.
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Yeah.
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And then the drone.
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I'm sorry.
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There's many many hobbies that you can do,
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but a drone
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it's no for me.
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Billy. Do you want to expand them? Why you're like, no, hard
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left, let's.
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Go just a gym rat.
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I can't deal with Jim rats. They're either
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at the gym or a meal prepping.
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Noted. This is good,
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this is good.
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How about the morning coffee dates?
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Do you think they're cute?
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Juny?
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What do you think?
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I am not a morning person at
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all? So when they said morning
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coffee, I'll be like, sir, I'm gonna be
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asleep.
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I will miss that date.
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How about you?
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Flo?
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I mean, I think it's on for coffee, but like in
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the morning. Really, I'm like, how about coffee
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date? Said coffee date?
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My goodness, y'all want to stay awake
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for a while?
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I know all night, Billy,
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I'll take it.
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If it's an afternoon expresso martini
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date, coffee
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with a kick.
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Huh yeah, all
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right, my profile is a nerd alert.
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I got a cute, nerdy guy who
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clearly travels a lot, seeing as
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his photos are of him
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in Italy and France.
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Is this harving you?
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Ju?
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Why am I being exposed?
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Right now?
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Why am I being exposed?
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We got Bio six three ready
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for adventure at a moment's notice,
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good vibes and four twenty friendly
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love or food trucks
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open to long term, but something
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short will do bottom, smiley
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face.
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Let's get lost on the.
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City and maybe
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each other too.
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Oo.
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I love that. I might steal that, billy.
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What do you think I'm going for it?
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I'm six four, so someone in six
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' three is right up my eye level.
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Lorentina, go for it.
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He had me on sports money, friendly bottom
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and sendmatch nerdy, which means he's
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probably more on the low key side, which is
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a good.
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Balance for a personal agree you know. Is it right
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for me?
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Mmmm? Juny.
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I can't relate to the over the six feet, However,
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I can appreciate somebody's height.
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Because then it just makes me feel.
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So much more like petitue than
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cute.
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I want somebody you just carry me.
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I love that I'll tell you I'm
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five five on a good.
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Day, bless you.
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Now we have one more. Now this profile
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is a stumper. Who are they?
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They only have group photos, no photos
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of them alone, and you can't tell
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which person the profile is for. But
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the bio is sweet and it reads
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looking for my happily ever after. But
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I'm not sure what that is just yet.
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I do know it involves some tequila
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housewives binges and my pops
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Sammy looking to start as friends
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and see where it goes from there. Regular
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flosster and you should be two.
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So I think I would strit
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right just because of the personality. It seems
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like a friendly approach to social
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media, which I enjoy, like not taking themselves
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too serious. And it's like, also take
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care of your hygiene, you know that little wink
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wing just for personalities, just to
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see where that leads. It would be all right for
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me and to try and figure out who's the one on the.
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Profile, Billy, what do you think?
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The floss thing is like a must for me. You
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have to have like good teeth otherwise
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it's a go. But people with only
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other people in their pictures are usually
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unattractive because they always have their attractive
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friends in the pictures with them, so.
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Like all the cute ones come on together, but
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I would go right.
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Just to see who it is because he does sound sweet
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and nice.
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How about you, Jinny?
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And then I also agree, I'm going to swipe
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right. I am a big teeth person.
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I go to the dentists like every
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three months. My dentist is my best friend. Sometimes
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I just like text him just to be like, hey, how are
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you?
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I miss you.
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I love that.
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However, the photo thing, I
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am of the belief that I
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only have pretty friends. So if
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in the photo all my friends are pretty and
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I am also pretty, and you swipe
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right on it, you're gonna be like, oh wow, I agree,
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there's somebody pretty in this photo. So
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that's just how it is.
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It's like, you guys know
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each other.
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Have we all?
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Matt, and weho at some point, honestly.
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At some point because you
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have kind of the same answers, the
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same ideas, the same philosophy about
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how to approach things.
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I'm loving it.
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Well, that was a blast and also
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makes me thankful that I'm not on
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the.
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Apps for right now at least
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or ever.
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Maybe Yeah, well, we know that I've
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been banned from all the apps, so we can't
9:25
even talk about that all that, I
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tell you.
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All right, well, then we'll
9:32
be back after the break. Welcome
9:37
back today, Maya WII the first.
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Hello, Hello, Welcome back, gorgeous
9:43
contestants.
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Sadly it's time for one
9:47
of these cuties to hit the road.
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Yes A, Wilita, who
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are you gonna send backing?
9:53
I This is a
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moment that, of course nobody likes,
9:57
but it's part of the process.
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You are each very.
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Special, beautiful, beautiful
10:04
people. Thank you for being here
10:06
with us. Unfortunately, one of you will
10:09
be out right now
10:12
and creating that special
10:14
decision. It has to be what our
10:16
main data really is focused on
10:19
what they want and how you guys come
10:21
together for that reason
10:23
and that reason alone.
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The one person that is leaving, and
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I love you is Billy.
10:30
Thank you, Thank you, Billy.
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We love you.
10:32
You have fun and get wild
10:34
with the.
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Rest of this.
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Yes, okay,
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folks, We're going to keep it simple
10:46
in this last and final round
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with a few more personality
10:51
based questions. Alita
10:53
and I are going to ask some cues
10:56
and all you've got to do.
10:58
Is take turns and during Leiana,
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we are ready. They get away.
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Missa motis if you want the lottery tomorrow,
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what would you do?
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Jenny?
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If I won the lottery tomorrow, first
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thing I would do is realize
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my dream of buying like
11:15
fifty acres of land in Montana,
11:18
starting my farm, having my
11:20
cute little cottage home, having
11:22
no neighbors, cows, chickens,
11:25
goats, some like crops, maybe
11:27
some corn, who knows, you know, That's
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what I would do. First thing I would do. Second
11:31
thing I would do is take care of
11:33
my mom in Mexico. She was supported
11:36
like ten years ago, so that's been a struggle
11:38
trying to get her back, and
11:40
I really hope that this year is the year.
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So who knows, crossing fingers
11:45
for you too.
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Absolutely, Okay, that got me.
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What would you do?
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Ideally? If I want the lottery?
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At first, it would be like, definitely buy
11:55
a safe place where I can be and my loved ones can
11:58
be, including my friends, because I
12:00
have dreams of having a big house where all the people
12:02
that I love can be together. But
12:04
a little condo in front of the beach in Puerto Rico
12:06
would do? I?
12:07
Love it?
12:08
Love it?
12:09
Would you rather date someone
12:11
who acts like you are so lucky?
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To be with them, or someone who
12:16
is constantly texting and calling
12:18
you when you're out with your friends.
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JUNI the latter.
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So I want somebody to worship the
12:25
ground that I walk on, to
12:27
make me feel like I am the most
12:29
special person to have ever come
12:31
into their life, because chances
12:33
are I probably feel the same way. And
12:36
you know, they always say date somebody who
12:38
is more into you than you are into them, But
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for me, it's always like the opposite. I'm always
12:43
the one that's more into them than they are into me. So
12:45
like having that, I think for me would be like life
12:48
changing. You know, maybe that's my soulmate.
12:51
Noted Okay, Florentino.
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Tell me, I would say the first
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one I have a person that is like letting
12:58
me know that I'm looking to have them, I'll probably bring
13:00
the same energy I'm like, and that's why we're together
13:03
because we're.
13:03
Lucky to have each other.
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A person that doesn't trust me and east to text
13:06
me every time out with their friends, it is
13:09
like, probably we're not building the right trust
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and if there's no trust, things
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are not gonna go very well.
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Thank you you wh Yeah,
13:17
let's do this.
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Okay, So what is your favorite cheap
13:20
Thrill and what is your favorite
13:22
thing to splurge on?
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What about you?
13:25
Dony Cheap Thrill.
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Is going to talk about.
13:32
Talking about too.
13:33
I was gonna say the Jack
13:35
in the Box two tackles for a dollar
13:38
special.
13:39
And then the splurging is definitely you know, like
13:42
Michelin Star restaurants. I
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love to see the attention that people put into
13:46
dishes and seeing
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the artistry that people are able to like
13:51
make into something like this big
13:54
and You're like, oh, that's just the bite of food and I'm like, no,
13:56
no, this took years for them to perfect.
13:58
So I'm like, savor
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every every bite, you know. But
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also Taco.
14:03
Bell, all
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right, what do you splurge on?
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Parentino?
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Doing live music?
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It's like the one thing that I would
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pay for a good seats to have a
14:15
good moment, to be filled with
14:17
inspiration. Like for example, yesterday
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I was at a concert that I probably shouldn't have
14:21
paid all that money too. Honestly,
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it's worth every dollar because it's inspiration
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and lets me know somewhere I want to be and
14:28
somebody who's works I think it is so inspiring. So I really
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like supporting art because I'm supporting
14:33
it gives me back right in that very second, not.
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Like Taco Bell that gives you.
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Someone else.
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But yeah, definitely art live art,
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Oh I eat that.
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Who's gonna be hard? It's gonna be really really hard.
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Yes, thank you all for playing
14:52
today.
14:52
We have had an absolute blast,
14:55
and after the break we'll
14:57
be back with the Smalls secret
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to we've been keeping. Welcome
15:07
back to day make a Wilita First. Well,
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my friends, little did
15:13
you know our main
15:16
data has actually been listening.
15:17
This whole time.
15:19
Ah yeah, ah, Wilita
15:21
might have an idea of who she likes.
15:23
But let's see if we have a unanimous
15:27
decision to all of our contestants.
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Muchisi besos as
15:32
on your search for love. Thank you for
15:34
playing. We'll be back after
15:36
some deliberation with our
15:38
main dater, Maria.
15:45
I'm obsessed.
15:46
This last game really really showed
15:48
how they approached conflict and how they approached
15:51
certain situations that are a little bit you
15:53
know, sticky. So I'm curious.
15:55
I'm curious to see what you're thinking. I'm curious to see what Maria's
15:58
thinking, Like, what is coming up for you?
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First of all, I love the games.
16:03
I'm texting them in the group child I'm like, I wish
16:05
I could play the game because
16:07
I would nail the games. But no, they're
16:09
great. I think they're both really really
16:12
cool people. I really loved
16:14
what Flow said about
16:16
being a creative and things like that, Like that's
16:18
something that really like speaks to me.
16:20
I like that he's a creative.
16:22
I also love how like pure Junie
16:24
is and like ju is great.
16:27
Like it is hard. It's a hard decision for
16:29
me too.
16:30
But I think they have fantastic answers
16:32
and I'm feeling really good.
16:34
But yeah, this is
16:36
hard. It's gonna be hard.
16:38
It's a Toughye, it's really really a tough.
16:40
They both bring different aspects. Yeah,
16:43
enhancement to Maria's life.
16:45
Yeah.
16:45
My thing is from the beginning, I
16:48
think I was towards Flow.
16:50
There was just something there.
16:52
Now, yes, can be a ham
16:54
in moments, but there were times
16:56
when we ask questions and he really
16:58
put his serious face on and
17:01
explain to us what his feelings were
17:03
about them. So I can see
17:05
that not one. You can get nervous
17:07
under these circumstances. Maybe
17:09
you show more than you really want to, but
17:12
the heart is there, all right.
17:15
You're the one. You're the one that has the stamp.
17:25
Well, the time, the
17:28
time has come to come
17:30
clean. We
17:33
have our gorgeous mandator online
17:37
here listening in this whole time.
17:39
This is the secret.
17:41
But before I bring them on, it's
17:44
time for to make her
17:46
stamp of approval. And it's
17:48
generally not been easy at all. You
17:50
both are truly incredible contestants. You've
17:53
put your heart on the line. You've been really honest
17:55
and earnest and humorous and charming. So
17:59
give it to you.
18:01
Yes, as Vico said, you
18:03
are both incredible, incredible.
18:07
What I do know is that
18:09
we have to
18:11
make sure that you align
18:14
with our main data, that you
18:16
connect in different aspects. I
18:19
see the passion in both of you.
18:21
I see the commitment to being in this show
18:23
and the commitment that you would give to our relationship.
18:26
I just want to remind you.
18:29
You've told us you are looking for love, you
18:31
are looking for commitment. So make
18:33
sure that from the moment on, whoever
18:36
steps into this role of dating
18:38
our main data, that you do with with
18:40
light, and you do it with love and
18:44
just.
18:44
Be your true self.
18:46
And for that reason and that
18:49
reason alone, the person who
18:51
will be with our main dat.
18:55
Is Florentina.
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Juny thank you, thank you, thank you for
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taking time to be here with us today,
19:04
to share yourself, share your soul.
19:05
I love you, Junie, you are the
19:07
best.
19:08
Thank you so much for having me. It's been a pleasure.
19:11
Thank you so much.
19:11
Everyone.
19:12
If you want to d M me Billy's number, that's
19:14
good too. I can settle for a seconds.
19:17
I think we saw that coming. Thank
19:20
you, and here
19:23
we are. I
19:25
guess all these works.
19:27
This has become a Puerto Rican party now.
19:31
You know it's the island. You know, we find each
19:33
other and we stick through, and here we are.
19:36
Indeed, because our main
19:38
dat is also Puerto
19:41
Rican, we
19:43
have the tropical
19:47
experience and then we have this like
19:49
queen coming over and I cannot wait
19:51
for y'all to meet.
19:53
So Maria, if you want to come
19:55
in, say hello,
20:03
how are.
20:04
You nice to meet you?
20:05
Flow.
20:06
I've been here silent the whole time.
20:08
And I hope you don't think I'm crazy.
20:11
No, you had me laughing the entire
20:13
time. And yes, this is.
20:15
Me on the main DAT.
20:16
My name is Maria born Christopher,
20:19
but I go by Maria as my performing
20:21
name.
20:22
And this is me.
20:23
So what's up?
20:24
What's next to us? A Wilita thank you.
20:25
We found.
20:28
First impression flow.
20:30
Gorgeous, gorgeous, so
20:33
I'll have a great start and
20:35
beautiful.
20:36
Teeth, yes,
20:40
my goodness.
20:40
Right, but I forgot that we had a whole I
20:43
was like, how do we get to that gorgeous?
20:46
Gorgeous, gorgeous. We're gonna
20:48
let these two have a little
20:50
seven minutes in heaven mini zoom date
20:53
and is just them too?
20:56
What?
20:56
It's just them too? You're third
20:59
wheeling this one.
21:00
I want to take notes.
21:01
I know you want to take notes, but that is.
21:02
Not for us.
21:04
After after a minute, after minute six, we can
21:06
let you in.
21:07
After minutes, stay here for the compromise.
21:11
I'm brand new to l A. I just moved
21:13
here from where I'm from
21:15
New York.
21:16
So yeah,
21:18
no, I'm from New York, but I'm Puerto Rican too,
21:21
and I spent a lot of time in Puerto Rico.
21:23
So when you came on with the energy,
21:25
I was cracking up because I'm like.
21:27
Here we go, people, I'm
21:29
like, here we go. So yeah,
21:31
no, it was cool.
21:32
I like to kind of be upfront with the
21:35
whole identity thing because where I'm
21:37
fem presenting today, I am not always
21:40
you know.
21:40
So I was in drag like and
21:43
I'm very gender.
21:44
Fluid, but I like to kind of be forward
21:47
with that because sometimes people see you one way and
21:49
they expect this to be the thing, especially
21:51
on a first impression, and it's like,
21:53
oh ship. So that's something I like to leave with
21:55
and just kind of get you
21:58
know clear. There's
22:00
days that I have a beard, and there's days that
22:02
I have a body like so it's
22:04
a moment.
22:05
One day you might punch me.
22:06
One day, I'm
22:09
never know Puerto Rican from New York, you
22:11
might get hurt.
22:12
I'm getting here regardless of this.
22:15
No, don't believe that. Don't believe that.
22:16
I have a question. We brought you to Lafe work.
22:20
So I've been writing, producing
22:22
acting for the last three four years.
22:25
During the pandemic, a lot changed
22:27
and a lot froze in New York. So
22:30
I started just kind of doing work
22:32
and I came here and I did a project two years ago.
22:35
I decided then that like it put la
22:37
on my mind.
22:38
Like so then it took a little while,
22:40
but I did my thing and now I'm here.
22:42
I've been here six months.
22:44
What's your sign?
22:45
I'm aquarius?
22:46
Okay, my best friend is in a quorus. So
22:50
what part of Puerto Rico.
22:51
Are you from Okay?
22:53
So my family is Dominican and my first
22:55
ten years I grew up in the art but then
22:57
when I first got there, we moved into Tallaha.
23:00
Nice I'm familiar with. I've been
23:02
there before. A lot of my family's Dominican
23:04
too, so I know how it is.
23:06
Have you ever been to like Weeho and gone out
23:08
and have the whole.
23:09
Experience I've gotten in the mixed plenty?
23:11
Oh so it's not like you know,
23:15
it's a matter of getting in some more trouble.
23:18
Yeah,
23:24
listeners, thank you so much
23:26
for joining us this season.
23:28
It has been such a pleasure, such
23:30
a delight to share with y'all, all
23:33
these beautiful people, their stories,
23:36
their desires, their wants, their
23:38
needs. Because at the end of the day, we
23:41
want to feel love, we want to feel
23:43
safe, we want to feel.
23:44
Seen, heard and celebrated.
23:46
So thank you so much to every single one
23:49
of you for celebrating every single
23:51
person's journey here with us.
23:53
I hope in your life each of you has had
23:55
the pleasure of enjoying one or
23:57
two a willitas. And I
23:59
leave you with this Awilita, the
24:02
one that wishes your nothing but acceptance
24:04
and love throughout your life and that's
24:07
what Date Maya Awalita First is
24:09
all about. So thank you to all
24:11
the team that has been involved in creating
24:13
the show and for each of you listening, Thank
24:16
you.
24:17
Date my Awalita First is a production
24:20
from WV Sound and iHeartMedia's
24:22
Michael Tura podcast network, hosted
24:24
by me vic ortis joined by the
24:26
fabulous Lena Montenegro. Date
24:29
ma Awalita First is produced by Leo
24:31
Clem, Nico Raquel and Luigi Villian
24:33
Weba. Our executive producers are
24:35
Wilmer Valdorama, Leo Clem, and Nico
24:37
Raquel a WV Sound. This
24:40
episode was edited by Sean Tracy
24:42
and Nico Raguel. This episode
24:44
features original music by Gabe Lopez
24:47
and Alvaro Morello. The original
24:49
artwork for this show was created by Mac McClain.
24:52
Special thanks to our team of cupids
24:54
at w V Entertainment. Special thanks
24:56
also to our Hope for Romantics this week,
24:59
Maria, Thino, Billy and Juny.
25:02
Additional thanks to Salt Inline
25:04
Media. For more podcasts from
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podcast, or wherever you listen to your
25:11
favorite shows.
25:12
See you next week.
25:13
And in the meantime, don't.
25:14
Do anything Alita wouldn't do.
25:17
Just do it better.
25:19
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