Welcome to the Third Episode of the DatingFML Podcast, where we enter a new term into the lexicon: Hobosexuals. Yes, the opposite of the metrosexual, a hobosexual is a male artist who cares little for his appearance, and — while not technically homeless (Read: He has a car) — somehow ends up living in your home after the second date (along with requisite dog). Our guest (who has chosen NOT! to remain anonymous), Boulder-based actress Laura Lounge (great name, great name), explains the concept of the hobosexual to your intrepid DatingFML hosts. Of course, that was before the Tarot Card reading and subsequent four glasses of mimosas. Which is to say: This episode is a doozy. So sit back and enjoy the ride. We did.

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