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Hello friends and I

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have a day. How

1:02

you doing are you know? Vague

1:07

terms of men have lunch

1:10

Thumbs up to everybody. So

1:12

I were your parents real

1:14

sticklers about table manners. Know.

1:17

Yes, Definitely kind

1:19

of. I think I was easily.

1:21

I was really grossed out easily. so. You

1:23

edit your own with i have my own

1:25

or energy like you created the manner idea

1:27

you can We talk as I watch my

1:29

grandpa. I like I don't want to be

1:31

grandpa. People cannot live like. That. Ah

1:34

the it's manage day

1:36

I. Should pay actually what

1:38

it in Atlanta. What

1:42

was Crampons Chaos. Our money? Our A are

1:45

you may I will. Not only that, like

1:47

I'd big, I don't know if I told

1:49

the story right way he would eat spaghetti

1:52

with mayonnaise. Yeah oh yeah man yeah that's

1:54

a happy identity and image manner like I

1:56

wouldn't. you know I I'd be like. Next

1:59

day I. Would have my little for

2:01

a fork in my life I have

2:03

everything after that any any the he

2:05

slurp the noodles oh yeah the like

2:07

at all over because adults do anything

2:09

for sustainable manner of yeah I was

2:11

a lot of slippers, sale or burden

2:13

that noodle be got do on your

2:16

flair for rice know. You

2:18

do. A

2:22

lot of people that knew what it is

2:24

something try not to but every once in

2:26

awhile you got that one of the she

2:28

god. I'd never take it in. Like whatever

2:30

that to ten thousand million Dalmatians

2:32

or whatever. ah you know, like

2:34

the Lady and. Ten

2:38

thousand million Dell minutes and whatever. It is

2:40

a classic classic. The one with the noodle.

2:42

yeah lady, I wouldn't put it on me

2:44

and in and get it in his weapon.

2:47

all everybody and sauce everywhere with it because

2:49

I think the slurping is a part of

2:51

the table manners. The right? yeah? Find any

2:53

sort of food noise? I find really gross

2:55

food dyes? Yeah, one of my kids is

2:57

a drink slipper and honestly, like he asked,

2:59

my. Him on am I I said due

3:01

to some people will judge you. You. See

3:04

here you slurping doing. A

3:06

hundred yards you. I'm married to a

3:08

flair for though. Ah, sorry lease but

3:11

I think and says it on purpose

3:13

flour. Like

3:18

lot of of our are paid. Why

3:20

do you were any? Doesn't louder and

3:22

louder. Ah

3:24

I think Japan you're supposed to drink soup

3:26

that way. Really like everybody there will be

3:29

like a whole restaurant for people. just make

3:31

him and noise of well as two months.

3:33

Yeah well known as an urban to run

3:35

de. Vries gallic burping is a

3:37

sign of like satisfaction of knowing what

3:39

a meal you've made for me. Now

3:41

I have to to birth it was

3:43

so good it's incredible. com police aren't

3:45

good at as right. Hand

3:48

time. Slurping

3:51

Berbers? Yeah, without any, I gotta tell

3:53

you thought I'm okay with mayonnaise with

3:55

the thought of someone slurping spaghetti covered

3:58

in man and a business. It made

4:00

me like throw up almost in my mouth

4:02

a better when I was a kid. certainly

4:04

around the in a high chair cause I

4:06

couldn't watch him. As

4:10

it does this leave as soon. As

4:13

you're like still looking. Like

4:15

looking at my back. that. Around

4:21

send me around Swasey so say

4:23

I'm so sick All the atomic

4:25

replied like mayonnaise on a season.

4:28

Pass on the say the limit

4:30

when that noodles starts bouncing. Now

4:32

gets the sauce or whatever and

4:34

if it's mail, it's gonna be

4:37

on the face. Yeah, don't align

4:39

the details. Who who had is

4:41

as well. Table manners don't really

4:43

matter as much. Apparently to Jenn

4:45

Zero, they don't think it's relevant

4:47

anymore. Seventy seven percent of Gens

4:49

he diners don't care if they

4:51

put their elbows on the table.

4:54

And. Sixty percent couldn't care less

4:56

about how they hold their silverware.

5:00

I'm I'm. Gonna

5:03

let me know how often I mean

5:05

you didn't see how the state level

5:07

it's like and was yeah right right.

5:09

Hold a fork like do that and

5:11

somebody's been stabbed. part is in the

5:13

bottom of your hands. Come on. A

5:16

man. Came. Out. And I

5:19

hope that though I don't know that my don't I

5:21

don't know either. I just know it. But I don't

5:23

know what your parents to the smartest how to hold

5:25

the blizzard Zola? Not right. He.

5:27

Table manners. I don't know how to hold

5:29

them. Yeah he writes want one

5:32

of these people When I I go

5:34

to some places that are there above

5:36

my weight class I would say I'm

5:38

not a fancy guy. Nine Auto Auto

5:40

the for Disaster. That

5:42

a caveman. Every while know what

5:44

I see. Every once in a

5:47

while I decide okay am I

5:49

gotta go somewhere nice I guess

5:51

And then I'm like what is

5:53

going on here What? What? Their

5:55

sixteen different place come out with

5:57

all different tiny forty seen the

5:59

tiny for. Yes or no to

6:01

with the tiny feel way. Okay, here's what

6:03

something my mom taught me years ago. You

6:05

work from the outside in. I've.

6:08

Heard old I cry or in heard it

6:10

all before. But. It is.

6:12

I don't want to. I think is

6:14

that my dad mind while table manners

6:16

aren't just disappearing among the younger crowd,

6:19

the survey found that thirty two percent

6:21

of our people of all ages never

6:23

think about table manners at all. Over.

6:26

Half of the British diners asked as

6:28

said they were upset about the lack

6:30

of table manners they observe around them.

6:32

But American diners. Didn't. Really

6:34

care. If you've

6:36

been to an American restaurant you know

6:39

yeah man or zone exists their civil

6:41

defense or to search. For. Hims,

6:44

it's and on and on. The waffle

6:47

houses. Have

6:49

been through enough reason why as the

6:51

last thing on after all it's all

6:53

has casual their down at the barrel

6:55

at the waffle out there certain places

6:57

Errol said the barrel We go with

6:59

ten. We're

7:01

not floor shatter, our. Kitchen

7:05

for like a lot of bets are

7:07

off their ah I think that's kind

7:09

of like it's definitely above the barrel.

7:12

Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. you're

7:14

recent months marrow? Yeah For sure.

7:16

What really bothers us? Forty eight

7:18

percent of people irked by loud

7:20

chewing? I am hey, that. I

7:22

can't say that. Ah I

7:24

have the chewing police that lives

7:26

good in my ass to see

7:29

now is disgusted by your side

7:31

Constituents police. Well the thing is

7:33

illegal. To. Her.

7:36

My. Chewing violates. So.

7:38

I don't know what I've created there

7:40

because I'm I feel like I always

7:43

try to be conscious of it and.become

7:45

much sites. Are younger. Shock

7:47

was like the bryce to choose like

7:49

he'll let you know is to and

7:52

and so he grosses me out.

7:54

And Stella is even more grossed out

7:56

by like if I had gum

7:58

in my mouth season. Really? Really.

8:01

Oh, really? Really?

8:03

I can hear it

8:05

from back here. Oh my

8:08

gosh. So

8:10

loud chewing is something that bothers

8:12

us the most. 37% annoyed

8:15

when people use their phone at the table. Yeah.

8:19

And about the same percent hate

8:21

when people ate off of other

8:23

people's plates without asking. It's

8:25

a weird move every time. I don't think you

8:27

can only do that to a part of

8:30

your partner. Yeah.

8:34

Yeah. And you got to watch the partner you're with.

8:36

Like I'd never do that out for lunch

8:38

with a buddy or anything. Imagine reaching out

8:40

to Chuck's plate and be like, Oh, fry.

8:42

Thanks. Be so kind of hard. Yeah. What

8:44

did you just do? Oh, we share. More

8:48

than half of people also hated it when people

8:50

talked with food in their mouths. Yeah,

8:53

that's revolting. Yeah,

8:55

that's not great. Or

8:57

they were very

8:59

loud or snap their fingers at servers.

9:02

Oh yeah. Who does that? This one over here.

9:05

This one over here. I had a breach in

9:07

my coffee cup. I tried to send a message

9:09

to Ken to tell him I had a, I

9:11

have a breach. Oh my God. I just

9:14

need to get rid of this coffee. Is

9:16

the bottom gone? Oh, the bottom. What

9:19

happened? Luckily I got

9:21

a couple shots. No

9:23

table manners. There's coffee

9:25

all over the place.

9:28

Yeah. Manners here. Sorry

9:30

about that. Southern bell. All the sudden. Sorry about

9:36

that. Oh goodness.

9:38

Excuse my coffee breach.

9:42

Also, um,

9:45

they don't like it when people snap their

9:47

fingers at servers. Well, of course. No,

9:49

I mean, douche move. It's, uh, I

9:51

mean the ultimate, I feel

9:54

bad just even when

9:56

it's like, Oh man, I, they just not, they're not

9:58

stopping by. Real bad.

10:00

I need them real bad. So bad. I need

10:02

them. And I just... Well,

10:04

nope. They're not paying any attention. Oh,

10:07

God. What do you do? I know. I

10:09

just sit there. Hey,

10:11

can I... Can I just get... Just

10:14

when they keep on going... Someone

10:17

said my brother-in-law and father-in-law are

10:19

very loud, lip-smacking

10:22

eaters. It

10:24

disturbs me so much. So what leads

10:27

to the disaster right now? She's got, you know,

10:29

like... You know, she's flown

10:31

with Lisa. You know that she is prepared.

10:33

She's got her white. Of

10:35

course. Of course. She's got her white. Sorry.

10:37

It smells like coffee, a pyramid, and some

10:40

white. And winter fresh white. I'm

10:44

gonna get it on my elbow. She's

10:46

cleaning the table currently. And

10:49

now I've got some. I know she's a fan.

10:53

That's the only time that tablecloth has been

10:55

cleaned ever. Well, now

10:57

the problem is the rest of it looks

10:59

like garbage. One of it's clean. Little

11:02

tiny spot is clean. It's

11:05

wild over here. I thought she was opening a bag of chips. I

11:08

know. I heard a lot of noise. And

11:10

I'm like, oh... She's breaking

11:12

out with whites. She

11:15

brings supplies even to an

11:18

event. She does. Everywhere. She's

11:20

prepared. Someone

11:22

else said, I have a loud chewer who talks

11:24

with her mouth full at work. Sometimes

11:28

her food will end up on the computer screen. Food.

11:33

Very gross. That's tough. That's tough.

11:37

Not good. Someone

11:39

else said, when I went to Lake Superior

11:42

State University, they'd have a class where you

11:44

could sign up to learn meal etiquette. Wow.

11:48

I mean, you still wait by the time

11:50

you're... That would be terrible. ...in

11:53

university? That would be bad. Oh,

11:55

how pompous is that? A real bad. Oh, my God.

11:58

A trough. Real bad. Get out of here. I'll also

12:00

say that I do the

12:02

reason I'm so on my kids is because I

12:05

mean whatever at home I don't really care but

12:07

I think in the business world as they

12:09

get older it's important. You know they're going

12:11

out the lunches and dinners and stuff. Are

12:14

you the professor at home? I feel like

12:16

professor. Hello. Let's do. Let's

12:18

do. Napped in the lap. Here we

12:20

are. A lady has stood. Stand

12:23

up. A lady has stood. Stand

12:25

up. A lady has stood. Stand up.

12:27

Stand up. Stand up. Stand up.

12:31

Push your chair. No

12:36

I just want them to know like the basics

12:38

so that I mean they're good. They're not like

12:40

cavemen at the table or anything but just certain

12:42

things and I always say you know. Yeah

12:44

I want one I want to teach them to be gentlemen.

12:48

But I also want to you know make sure they're

12:50

prepared for life and they got

12:53

their crap together. Not

12:55

only is having your phone at the

12:57

table rude it is unhygienic. A

12:59

study from the University of Michigan found that

13:01

your phone is ten times dirtier than a

13:04

toilet seat. Well you go to the bathroom

13:06

some people go to the bathroom with it. Yeah.

13:09

Yeah. And then you have to come back to the table. Yeah.

13:11

This phone's taking about 16 poops. Oh wow. 16

13:14

that seems low. In the last few days. Oh just in

13:16

the last few days. Yeah

13:19

last few days. Yeah if you did the overall poop

13:21

numbers on that. Oh my God. Look out.

13:23

Honestly most people take their phones to the

13:26

bathroom now. It used to be like. Yeah.

13:28

Totally frowned upon. But when

13:30

I'm like in an airport or something I'll see guys come

13:32

out of stalls all the time. Like they don't even try to

13:35

hide it. They're holding their phones. They don't even put it in

13:37

a bag or in their pocket or anything. No.

13:39

No. And Chuck do you give

13:41

it up? You just hold your phone? Yeah I don't care. Yeah I

13:44

found your phone in the bathroom at work. That's

13:47

where it is sometimes. Be careful Lisa.

13:49

Yeah I know. It's so funny that

13:51

you found it. In the bathroom. Oh

13:53

yeah. Was that the camera on? Oh

14:00

shoot! Oh no, I just forgot

14:02

it! Okey doodle! Yeah!

14:06

What happened? I don't know, we

14:08

gotta quit kicking. Chucky! Chucky!

14:12

Chucky! Chucky! Chucky!

14:15

Now I get it! Now I

14:17

get it! Now everybody! Looming dee!

14:19

Yeah, where's my phone now?

14:23

Yeah, Chucky! I already hid the

14:25

bathroom here! Keep

14:28

your eyes peeled, men! I

14:33

was in the men's room! I'm

14:36

trying to see what you got going on! Chuck! Chuck

14:39

is not bitching on opening day,

14:41

he's catching! Yeah, well I'll do

14:44

either! I'll do either! Anyways,

14:48

most younger folks today don't care as

14:50

much about table manners as like our

14:52

parents' generation did, or even our

14:55

generation. Yeah, not that big of

14:57

a thing. Well I'm not lying when I say

14:59

I don't know if I've had a family dinner

15:03

in a home setting ever with

15:05

my own kids. Like at

15:08

a table? Maybe a couple times when they were

15:10

young young. You never had a table dinner? What?

15:12

Not really, not really. We

15:15

were never that

15:17

style of family as

15:19

Stella is calling me. You didn't put your phone

15:21

off, you not did that today? No,

15:23

we had an issue yesterday, so I've changed it.

15:26

Did you see why? What

15:28

time is it right now? It's early, she's

15:30

just not up. Oh, God! We've got something

15:32

to talk about, Dad. What do you need,

15:34

Stella? Text me! Okay,

15:40

so that, I was saying it used to be the

15:42

exact same way, because he doesn't care. If

15:44

he's got something going on, that takes top

15:46

priority. You're the threat.

15:48

You may have a child who was the last one

15:50

to kill you. that

16:00

you could kill them. Yours

16:02

does not. Mine does not.

16:05

And also I don't think has any fear of me

16:07

at all. No, not at all. She's

16:10

much tougher than me. More

16:13

violent. How about people that suck their

16:15

teeth at the table? Suck their teeth?

16:18

Oh, that's a weird thing. Ewwww.

16:22

What are you sucking for? You know,

16:24

they're trying to get the steak out. Get all the food out.

16:28

You gotta reach right in. You

16:30

gotta reach in. That's

16:32

what a toothpick is for though. And

16:34

that's after usually. Someone

16:37

said we actually had food etiquette as part of a

16:39

class back in 10th grade. We

16:42

demonstrated with things like cereal and juice. Which looking

16:44

back at it, it was pretty funny. I don't remember

16:46

having to do that. Cereal's bad for

16:48

me, just because of the

16:51

beard. It's a bad beard food. Yeah,

16:54

it's a bad beard food. That and soup.

16:59

I got an email. My bold food is no

17:01

good. I got

17:03

an email from a guy who had

17:05

a funny discovery. He

17:07

said, first off, penis, balls, lifeless

17:09

eyes, ripcord, all that. Long

17:12

time, first time. I stopped for gas

17:15

after work today in Saginaw, looked

17:18

down, and what do I

17:20

see? Cachow, he

17:23

says. A

17:26

discarded pocket. The

17:30

aggressive length. Well, it

17:32

fell down there. Easy uncut. Easy

17:36

uncut, Dave. Maybe you

17:38

forget exactly what we're doing here and not that

17:40

it matters. Do whatever we want.

17:44

Homeboy. A

17:46

male sex toy. Yeah, they

17:48

didn't hear what Dave wanted. He

17:50

said it's crazy. Obviously, this

17:53

dude, because they sell these at the gas station.

17:56

Have you ever seen pocket wussies at a gas station?

17:58

Maybe I go to different gas stations. Gas

18:00

station is different. No, I'm like

18:02

those crazy I've seen gas station with a

18:04

crazy boner pills like the rhino one million.

18:06

Yeah, never saw that though That's

18:09

it. That's it. It's usually like the gas

18:11

stations that have like they'll have like bowls

18:14

for you to smoke weed exactly Yeah, like

18:16

a rose. That's really a crack pipe, right?

18:18

Yeah. Yeah So this is

18:20

in the parking lot of the gas station where it

18:22

was sold and he said You

18:25

guys my first thought was dude

18:27

just couldn't wait Yeah,

18:30

he had to get in that thing. Yeah,

18:32

he probably did it right around the back,

18:35

right? I think it was probably probably scrounged

18:37

up enough Change that

18:39

day and was like give me

18:41

that. Yep. Oh and like went

18:43

right behind the store business Yeah, oh my

18:45

god, put a little mustard on it I

18:54

Go mayo if I had to pick a condiment

18:56

to pleasure myself with I

18:58

feel like it would be a monster The

19:02

less irritating it doesn't have vinegar in

19:04

it. I'm thinking about the pea hole

19:18

I was just like what would be the grossest? Too

19:27

much heat. Yeah, no

19:29

think about it. I thought it was just like

19:31

olive oil and eggs. I Think

19:34

it is. I think they put a little vinegar in it. I

19:36

don't know. I'm not sure I Will

19:38

I won't have anything to do with it? Yeah, not

19:40

having sex with it. I could tell you Well,

19:43

I guess there is a little there is a

19:46

little lemon juice, too Mmm, I

19:48

think maybe this is just a troll though. Maybe you

19:50

just wanted to I In

19:53

my mind that's what the person that somebody just threw it on

19:55

the ground to get a lab Yeah, I don't know. I

19:57

Mean he could have went behind. I don't know if. They

20:00

sell it in the store right there. Yeah.

20:03

How much is a gas station? One of

20:05

these though cause if normally there. You.

20:08

Know like the official ones are like eighty

20:10

five bucks. for a gas station version of

20:12

that would be three hundred bucks. Yeah, either

20:14

that or ago the other way and it's

20:17

like twenty bucks. Oh they get like like

20:19

a wish adverse right? Who uses his our

20:21

own Us. If you keep looking,

20:23

you're going find the rest of it. Is

20:27

probably around there some know of

20:29

you know he wouldn't discard it.

20:31

I think it disintegrated after the

20:33

must now rather than another. I

20:35

don't mind a cheap ones. don't

20:37

last. You're telling me most are

20:39

demanding and I met appetizer yourself

20:41

with you'd go mustard know I

20:43

wouldn't go mustard Know was delicious

20:45

honey. Honey. Is probably not

20:47

mad. Years

20:50

the higher than you need our allies

20:52

that a good gall to ah to

20:54

have. Not done

20:56

as were much honey and Mcdonald

20:58

yeah, didn't mess with checks masturbatory

21:00

mind. he'll know news us, not

21:02

delves you. deal with the yeah

21:04

yeah dell. There's also a fork

21:06

sticking out of the box. Someone

21:08

says his Oriole beat me. Know.

21:13

What? he the fort there. Are

21:15

yeah We? yeah we can see it barely.

21:17

I mean we're looking to hit the one

21:20

by one, but yeah with this is a

21:22

C Better nods. I forgot publicly about that.

21:25

It's that tiny begin. There

21:29

is a fork in. There was a sister

21:31

I don't know. I really don't know. Someone

21:33

said they'd go rants. That's

21:35

probably the well that's a male wasting

21:37

gasoline not really escape in the mail

21:39

now it doesn't It have spices or

21:41

know if you wanna encounter spices I

21:43

have. You don't get Bazell in the

21:45

tip. know. Think. About that for a

21:48

second grade. Now people attacks again that think

21:50

I jerk off with mayo. I do not.

21:52

I will. Now if

21:54

I had to, what when I

21:56

use? Definitely does. at

21:58

so gross to think of you that. Sure.

22:02

So gross. So gross to think of.

22:04

You know, unsheltered and... Can we get

22:06

that flimp and play it every time

22:08

something goes wrong? That's so gross to

22:11

think of. Yeah. We

22:14

played a lot, I think. Yeah, no, it would for sure. Someone

22:17

else reached out to us through email,

22:19

email at davidchuckthefreak.com and said, hey, name's

22:22

Jeremiah, long time listener. So I ordered

22:24

a package from Amazon and I'm at

22:26

my house, it's about 8 o'clock at

22:28

night. I walk into my

22:30

garage that was open and there's a random

22:32

dude with a box in his

22:34

hands in my garage with

22:37

a normal vehicle in my driveway. I

22:40

screamed, who the hell are you? I

22:43

about pulled out my gun at him, but

22:45

he said, dude, I'm just from

22:47

Amazon dropping off a package. But

22:50

then he proceeded to beg, almost like

22:52

begging for his life. But

22:55

then it changed to begging me to

22:57

give him a good review saying, please, sir, leave

22:59

a good review, please. I beg of you. I

23:04

said, you can just leave my garage, dude. Anyway,

23:08

I look at the package, it was my neighbor's. It wasn't even

23:10

mine. But

23:12

I think Amazon needs to rethink their delivery

23:14

service. Well,

23:17

I guess if you never know

23:19

what kind of stuff your neighbor has set

23:21

up, because some people have it like go

23:23

on in my garage and drop

23:25

it off, right? Like they have that? Yeah,

23:28

like a little instruction. Right? Yeah, you're right.

23:30

So if your neighbor had that and they

23:32

were confused and legitimately thought, you

23:36

know, but that could get somebody hurt. I never even thought

23:38

of that. Some people are just

23:40

waiting for someone to walk in their garage. They

23:42

really are. Oh, they want it. You're in my

23:44

garage. You're dead now. Boom. Now

23:47

you're not. Now you're not alive anymore. Yeah. That's

23:49

a package. That's a

23:52

package. That's a package delivered.

23:55

That's scary, you guys. That's scary. They're

23:57

waiting. That is scary. that

24:00

now using your own car

24:02

to deliver Amazon packages yeah I thought they'd at least

24:04

give them one of those blue vests or something even

24:06

if they're all

24:09

of them get the official garb I don't know I

24:11

don't know I don't know I don't know that

24:13

would help them from getting shot in a garage I

24:15

think they get at least a vest you're

24:18

not sure if they wear it all the time

24:20

because I know they use their their own vehicles

24:22

and stuff but I always saw even people in

24:24

their own vehicles with the blue vests yeah

24:27

I don't pay attention

24:30

I get a lot of deliveries but I don't really

24:32

pay attention yeah you're probably not there

24:34

when they're dropping stuff off now

24:36

one more email that came to us here

24:38

this woman says listening to an older podcast

24:41

about public bathrooms and I have something to

24:43

share that happened to me today I was

24:46

at a grocery store in a small town

24:48

in Ontario I go to relieve

24:50

myself and upon walking in

24:52

the toilet and seat were destroyed

24:56

so I just went about my number one

24:58

business hovering

25:01

yeah and got out of there as

25:03

quick as I could without touching the toilet as

25:06

I was opening the door a lady was trying to open

25:08

it at the same time and I scared her so

25:12

she started laughing and without

25:14

even thinking about the situation I had just

25:16

walked into I just laughed and

25:18

walked away well

25:20

when she walked into the stall I

25:24

could hear her scream how

25:26

effing disgusting I was and

25:28

what an a-hole move that was I've

25:32

never rushed to get my stuff and get

25:35

the hell out of somewhere like I did

25:37

today I was

25:39

too embarrassed to even try and explain

25:41

that it wasn't me that's

25:43

what I walked into and

25:46

I couldn't even go shopping after that because I didn't

25:48

want to run into her in the store just

25:53

figured I would share my story I'm not usually able

25:55

to call in when one of these things comes up

25:57

on air you got to Well,

26:00

I don't know. First of all, ladies

26:02

do it differently. But if someone

26:05

has destroyed the toilet, I'm at

26:07

least flushing before I do my

26:09

business. I'm not just going on top of

26:11

whatever they put behind. It sounds like what

26:13

she did. I think she did. She just

26:16

hovered over it. She just hovered and tinkled

26:18

on top. Who does that? Everybody. Everybody does

26:20

that. What? You pee

26:22

on someone else's duffin. No. Listen,

26:27

if I was like,

26:30

I'm going to have to squat for this

26:33

one in a public area, that

26:36

means this isn't a choice. This

26:39

isn't a choice I'm making. This is

26:41

like, it's now or never. It's now or...

26:45

Don't have the time. And it's

26:47

like, I think some people just size it up

26:49

and they're like, well, I'm

26:51

just going to add to this. You know?

26:54

If I only had to pee, and I guess it's

26:56

weird because guys would just go in the urinal, but

27:00

as a lady, I don't know what else you're supposed to do. You

27:04

flush. Flush first. Flush first. Sometimes it's

27:06

all over the side. Leave

27:09

that. You don't have to

27:11

clean up that, but honestly, I wouldn't go

27:13

somewhere else. Listen,

27:16

I would drain the bowl. You

27:19

have to at least do that. Sometimes

27:21

they're a mess. They're

27:23

a mess and that's the only one in this

27:26

emergency and then you just close your eyes and

27:28

think you're... Click your heels

27:30

together. It takes two seconds to pee, get

27:32

the fuck out of there. Go to your

27:34

happy place. I'm surprised Lisa doesn't travel with

27:36

an expandable toilet. If you don't think she

27:38

does, then she's got it here. She's

27:41

got everything you need. What do you need? You need a toilet?

27:45

She's having a morning, Dave, like

27:47

when we first met her. Oh,

27:49

my coffee break keeps happening. Just

27:52

like all the food was going everywhere,

27:54

she won't even touch the coffee anymore.

27:57

She cleaned it all up and spilled it again. whatever.

28:00

It's all good. It's okay.

28:02

Yeah. Lucky there's free coffee

28:04

and donuts from Dunkin Donuts while supplies

28:07

last. Make sure you get down here

28:09

to the Fillmore and

28:11

enjoy opening day 2024. As we continue

28:15

on this opening day coming up, Celebrity Dirt

28:17

and Sports News. No, that's next. Right now

28:19

we'll do a check of the news. Where

28:21

did an old Canadian lady slam into? How

28:24

were some garbage men in the right place at the

28:26

right time? And what will that

28:28

$500 hotel room you booked for the

28:31

Eclipse turn out to be

28:33

a big waste of money for or something?

28:35

Let's find out. Let's get to that. I'm

28:44

Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news. We'll start

28:46

with this. I'm

28:56

not sure if this

28:59

came up when we've been talking about

29:01

it through the years of the places

29:03

that really are most vulnerable to senior

29:06

car strikes. But

29:08

I guess it makes sense. A

29:12

woman slammed into a cannabis

29:14

shop in Harrow,

29:16

Ontario yesterday. Oh, God.

29:18

There's a lot of seniors into weed.

29:21

Yeah. They're in high now. Oh, my knees.

29:23

My knees ache and pain. Oh,

29:26

take away. My finger has done

29:28

wonders for my glaucoma. It's

29:32

a hard time eating, but now I'm starving. Well,

29:36

it was a jarring start to the

29:38

day for the employees of RC Budshop

29:40

in Harrow, Ontario, about 30 minutes

29:43

from the border when a

29:45

car drove into the front of

29:47

the story yesterday. There's a picture of

29:49

it there. The

29:51

store manager said she received a

29:53

shocking call from a staff member

29:55

who told her that someone drove right into the

29:57

building. She said we had some...

30:00

someone very unexpectedly entered the

30:02

establishment kool-aid man style

30:05

definitely not the best way to start the day he

30:08

said panic set in wasn't

30:12

what we expected first thing in the morning thankfully

30:15

there was only a couple of people in the store

30:17

at the time and no

30:19

one got hurt i'm here

30:21

for the strawberry dragon fire cook

30:24

i bet the people at the

30:27

store were like oh my god

30:29

not the bubba kush not the

30:31

superman's kryptonite no no my god

30:34

it's all over the floor oh

30:37

my god no the bubba kush is everywhere

30:40

oh my god gorilla

30:43

glue she hit

30:45

the gorilla glue yup

30:48

she ruined a couple dudes day in here

30:51

oh yeah no doubt she did uh... sx

30:53

county opp confirmed the crash happened about eleven

30:56

fifteen in the morning yesterday uh...

30:58

they said we did have a vehicle into the building there

31:01

were no signs of impairment

31:03

from the driver just an older driver that

31:06

had a mishap as they were driving no

31:10

criminal charges are pending and no injuries

31:12

reported they added the

31:15

stores insurance provider has already visited and

31:17

they are in the process of cleaning

31:19

up because the car

31:21

into the front of the store luckily there was

31:23

no damage to the register they

31:26

say they're gonna bus their butts they

31:29

hope in hoping rather to be back on

31:31

with the public this afternoon

31:34

world mhm well

31:36

i don't know what i think they did a lot

31:39

of what i'm really very high look at all the

31:41

shells all of their favorite stuff

31:43

yeah everything right right all

31:45

the animals are gone and then

31:47

they were like all the c h c drinks and those

31:49

are gone too all you we all

31:52

you know me with glass in it i will

31:54

do and save it we

31:56

can save it out it could be saved it can

31:58

be saved it just a little windshield Wait

32:00

a second, can we just write this

32:03

all off? Wait a minute, that's a

32:05

thing isn't it? Writing stuff off. Yeah.

32:08

Holy smoke. We'll write it off and throw

32:10

it away. You're

32:12

going to totally throw it away.

32:14

Throw it away. This ruined

32:16

product. We're going to

32:18

throw away the delicious Bubba Kush. We're going

32:21

to throw away the delicious Kryptonite. All of

32:23

our favorites. All going

32:25

in the trash, man. I promise. No

32:28

word if they will actually open today

32:30

or not.

32:35

A couple of first responders on the scene actually gave

32:37

us a heads up of this before it even made

32:39

the news. They were on the

32:41

scene there. And yeah, just another, they say, confuse

32:43

the gas and the brake. But she was going to the

32:45

cannabis store, that was her final destination. That

32:48

was her destination. If

32:50

you would have made us guess where

32:52

she crashed into. I don't think

32:55

I would have ever guessed that. But that's what I'm

32:57

saying. I think they need to

32:59

put some senior blockers out in front of these

33:01

places because they're getting old people in there. And

33:03

she was in her late 80s according to one of our

33:06

sources. Late 80s? Late 80s? I

33:08

just got into it. Really?

33:12

My mom's empty at home about to die.

33:14

So I said, hell yeah. They

33:16

made a Bubba Kush. 100

33:22

milligram guns only. Oh,

33:24

it was strong stuff. What

33:26

are you? What? Bite

33:30

a leg off. Quite lucky

33:32

there was no one else really in her path because

33:34

they would have been. If you see how far

33:36

into the store she went, they would have been

33:38

done. Oh

33:41

yeah, no. Luckily they were

33:43

smoking weed in the back. Something

33:45

happened. Oh my God,

33:47

I heard nothing. We were safe though. In

33:51

some other news today, this is

33:53

definitely someone being at the right

33:55

place at the right time. Quick

33:58

acting garbage collection. collectors rescued

34:00

a woman from a Mount Clemens

34:03

house fire. She

34:05

is lucky they were there as this was

34:07

going down. Here's that story now from

34:09

WDIV TV. Let's take a

34:11

listen. Oh

34:15

wait, maybe that's my phone. Hold on

34:17

a second here. I know. Everyone's on

34:19

camera. And it's all caught on camera.

34:21

Hey there's a house fire. Thankfully the

34:23

workers with priority waste caught it also.

34:27

Hey! I

34:29

jumped out, got

34:31

my guys, I caught 911, they

34:34

rushed in there. It was very,

34:36

very scary. It

34:39

took no time at all for the crew to

34:42

jump into action. Who saved a 65 year old

34:44

woman trapped inside? Nerberda Altman kicked in the door.

34:46

Looking for life. It was early in the morning

34:48

I thought someone would probably go home and sleep.

34:51

You know, I thought we don't want to be at

34:53

work. The crew ended up getting inside rescuing the woman

34:55

out of her bedroom window. Luckily

34:58

he alerted us that this happened.

35:00

We're on the back and he knows that like

35:02

immediately. The fire department immediately went into trying CPR

35:04

with a dog that was also rescued from the

35:06

building. Unfortunately it passed

35:08

away. Oh sorry about the dog, right?

35:11

Sorry. The

35:13

work the crew with priority waste did applauded

35:16

by fire chief Dan Reynolds. If

35:18

they hadn't been there I believe that

35:21

this would have been a fatal fire today. Now

35:25

the cause of the fire is still

35:27

under investigation but right now nothing

35:30

seems suspicious in that investigation.

35:32

Victor Williams, Local 4. Victor

35:35

Williams. Good thing

35:37

they were there though. Yeah. Yeah.

35:40

And that lady could have lost her life as well. Yeah. But

35:42

just at the right time. Mmhmm.

35:45

Yeah, like uh... I

35:48

don't know. You know, trash people pick up

35:50

or you know they're around when something happens

35:52

that'd be great. Yeah, yeah. Come

35:54

help save you. Minor late. Minor

35:56

late. Minor late. Minor late. Minor

35:59

early. them yet generally there off

36:02

to an arbor now where police say

36:04

after a woman bump into a man

36:07

on an an arbor bus he

36:09

slashed her across the titties with a

36:12

knife all that's nice not so nice

36:14

now this happened about eight o'clock

36:16

in the morning yesterday in the twenty two

36:18

hundred block of fuller road in an arbor

36:20

which is in between the university of michigan

36:22

central and north campuses twenty

36:25

five-year-old woman and a twenty one-year-old

36:27

man bumped into each other on

36:29

the bus and

36:31

the guy pulled out a knife and slashed her right

36:33

across the chest he

36:36

took off on foot but luckily he

36:38

was arrested by police a short time later

36:40

without incident the woman was

36:43

taken to a nearby hospital she's

36:45

doing okay detectives

36:47

are investigating the link between this attack

36:49

and some other stabbings they've had in

36:51

an arbor over the past week or

36:53

so yeah

36:56

might maybe maybe the nation's it was guy

36:58

was quick to be stabby yeah he's a

37:00

bit knifey because someone

37:02

bumps in the end of the bus sucks but

37:05

it could just simply be the i guess

37:07

the bomb that everywhere on like it

37:10

don't even matter like yeah as

37:12

violent violent place not good

37:15

and outraged couple in texas

37:17

is pleading with lawmakers as

37:20

their contractor turned squatter so

37:23

imagine this you hire a guy he

37:25

loved up for you and i

37:27

love the lovely way thanks dave

37:29

yeah i didn't hire you chock

37:32

all i love it here this yeah

37:34

i got a treasure wars done contractor

37:36

turn squatter refuses to leave their property

37:39

now so as the squatter stories continue

37:41

to make headlines across the country will

37:44

get the latest on this one from fox

37:46

twenty six in houston What

37:48

is breaking my house against the window?

37:50

A Bermendez and his wife bought this

37:52

home and hired this man to do

37:54

some tile work. They allowed him to

37:56

stay a few days, even made him

37:59

sign a contract. They knew it was short

38:01

term, but now they save the man. won't.

38:03

Leave, we're not talking even a

38:05

month year ago, today would be

38:07

a month and and he had

38:10

his long day martin in mind.

38:12

Spend. As as the man has

38:14

barricaded the front room of this house.

38:16

He's claiming squatters, right? Now

38:19

he likes. His

38:21

advice, but attorneys we spoke to say

38:23

that's not how squatters rights work in

38:26

Texas. They say the man there's a

38:28

squatter, but he hasn't met all of

38:30

these requirements to claim adverse possession and

38:33

him and his family is moving forward.

38:35

With an eviction please not earning any

38:37

legal rights are legal title for the

38:40

property in that circumstance is him on

38:42

adverse possession is to reward people who

38:44

take your properties and then put to

38:47

good use. It is not designed to

38:49

reward bad behavior. Of an Bryant both

38:51

assure you that squatters rights are specific.

38:53

People kansas enter your home and claim

38:55

it as their own. That was the

38:57

Texas is not as not allowed. This has. Been

38:59

a hot topic across the nation recently,

39:02

especially since in in Florida law and

39:04

squatters. right? I hope that it

39:06

makes like a firestorm or costs

39:08

the nation as far as changing

39:11

laws because it's is not a

39:13

victimless crime. Attorney say the best thing

39:15

you can do to protect yourself is checking

39:17

on all your properties frequently. Because. The

39:19

sooner you get police and the courts involved, the more

39:21

they can do to help you. Jordan. Elder

39:24

sucks. I

39:28

think a lot of people like think they know

39:30

about squatters right now because there's so many stories

39:32

about an Intel. The

39:34

as you don't expect somebody this filings

39:36

is to. Not

39:39

like you hear korean scene and

39:41

the other room and you realize i

39:43

barricaded in the either a room didn't

39:45

know mine has put onto of would

39:48

so they couldn't get in. That.

39:50

Was his whole plan the whole time? Yeah,

39:52

yeah there must have been right. And the

39:55

as soon as you a lot of times

39:57

leaders contractors alone in your house to something

39:59

and renovating. leave their house while the work is

40:01

done. How

40:03

is that possibly legal? I

40:06

don't know. I never dreamed though of being like,

40:08

you know what, I know this is going to take a

40:10

couple days. Just roll on up on the

40:12

couch. No, I would. No, you got

40:14

to go home after you're done. I thought they

40:17

maybe had a trailer or something and put

40:19

it on their property. No, that guy just

40:21

moved in, barricaded the room. Well

40:24

this total eclipse could be a total bust. People

40:27

are traveling all across North America to get the

40:30

best view of the rare solar eclipse this Monday,

40:32

April 8th. But just days before the big event,

40:34

experts are warning that the widely publicized path

40:36

of totality could be subject

40:39

to change. That's

40:41

no doubt troubling news to the scores of

40:43

adventure seekers sparing no expense to witness

40:45

the once in a blue moon event.

40:47

The path where the moon will block out

40:49

the light of the sun completely cuts

40:52

a 115 miles swath

40:54

all the way from the southwest Texas

40:56

area to eastern Maine. Although

40:59

a partial eclipse will be visible

41:01

throughout most states weather permitting. But

41:04

these frequently shown maps which have already

41:06

been updated at least once should come

41:08

with a number of disclaimers, people say.

41:11

Because the size of the sun

41:13

is actually unknown, the width of

41:16

the path of totality could be

41:18

more narrow than previously predicted. That

41:21

means some towns and cities that were previously

41:23

believed to be within the zone may

41:25

find themselves outside the zone.

41:29

Dude, you'd be furious. Right because

41:32

people were spending five, six, seven hundred

41:34

bucks for rooms. Yeah. It's

41:36

pretty dumb, right? It's all pretty dumb.

41:38

It is. Like you're taking a

41:40

chance really that you're going to be able to

41:42

see it. It's going to be cloudy. In so

41:45

many of these places it's going to be cloudy.

41:47

I just don't feel bad for people that spent

41:49

a lot of money. Oh, the

41:51

hotel will be like, take it up without our space.

41:53

Yeah. What are you supposed to do? Who

41:55

Do you bring that to? Lane

42:00

at a son of thing. I know

42:02

that what the universe itself is. Yeah,

42:06

I mean it. It is. Ah, listened.

42:08

or planners out there say there are

42:10

people that plan. If. I was

42:12

gonna go see this thing. I would

42:14

have at the very last second just

42:16

rip just driven some. I'm driving right?

42:19

Three. Hour when you see the forecast

42:21

and where's your eyes as the and is

42:23

going to be cloudy that day. And.

42:26

Then I would go. I wouldn't need

42:29

a week's stay. It's

42:31

a three minute event is that all

42:33

hundred dollars for a three minute as

42:36

yeah I mean apple are totally into

42:38

ago I think was reverting back to

42:40

when we were likely to people and

42:43

so to think about how mind blown.

42:45

Someone. Who didn't understand? Like were how

42:48

the the other electric odds are angry?

42:50

Yeah, absolutely no wonder we made stuff.

42:52

Ah yes us you know make your

42:54

had to. You do have the best

42:56

chance of seeing the total Solar Eclipse

42:58

for as long as possible. They recommend

43:00

getting as close to the center of

43:02

the zone of totality as possible. Travelling

43:04

towards the center I even a mile

43:06

or two will quickly increase the length

43:08

of totality that people can see. And

43:11

Solar eclipse fans males who have

43:13

their view ruined by the weather.

43:15

As you mentioned, many Great Lakes

43:17

cities like Buffalo and Cleveland are

43:20

expecting cloudy conditions. During. The

43:22

Eclipse but it's still early and the

43:24

forecast could change so you never know

43:26

said. but I have to be like

43:28

I'd I'd booked a trip the Cleveland

43:30

a sea of the is that we

43:32

have to suffer through. Like I knew

43:34

I was like where's it going to

43:36

be opening, how close is it going

43:38

again and I was like it's all

43:40

those like little Ohio town Ray I

43:42

was like okay well there actually is

43:44

one incorporated Michigan city within the path

43:46

of Totality and that saloon appear. Our

43:49

they are one on one their heard

43:51

I know. Listen you guys. The. residents

43:53

of loot appear are begging their

43:55

mayor stop this it's laughs Yeah.

44:01

Don't let people in with these flips.

44:03

That's how they're saying it. Don't let

44:05

people in completely. Stop it completely. Can

44:07

they cancel it? Yeah, can't do that.

44:09

Cancel it. The chief of police

44:11

of the small city of 1300 people

44:13

says generally they just have one

44:16

cop a weekday on duty.

44:19

Sure, all time. Yeah, very soon.

44:21

But on Monday they've got seven

44:23

officers scheduled. Oh, seven. My

44:25

God. Everybody calm down. Oh my God. We're

44:27

still not prepared. There's only seven of us.

44:31

Don't ask shop is going to be swamped. It

44:34

is. The compact town could very

44:36

well get overrun during the event, which

44:39

is leading to residents' concern. And

44:42

a quote, this is where it all comes from, a

44:44

quote from the city's mayor. I

44:46

have been told that I need to stop this

44:48

eclipse, but I do not

44:50

have the authority to do that. He doesn't

44:52

have the authority, does he? He

44:55

says, yes, people are really concerned, but

44:57

we're just doing our best to prepare them. Yes,

45:01

he is a wise mayor. He cannot

45:03

stop an astronomical phenomenon that's older than

45:05

time. The

45:07

best advice? Think twice before

45:09

going to Luna Pier. Less

45:12

than 10 miles away is Toledo, which

45:14

will see totality for nearly three

45:16

minutes longer. Will it be cloudy

45:18

though? Right? I think it's

45:20

going to be cloudy. The forecast that I've

45:23

seen for us here looks like it's

45:25

going to be partly sunny. Oh,

45:27

look at the change that the

45:29

updated Monday cast. You know, like,

45:31

today is the day that I

45:34

feel like most of the time,

45:36

especially back in the day, a little more, you

45:38

couldn't really believe what you're being told about

45:42

the forecast. Yeah. I think

45:44

it was always sort of like they

45:47

tried to make it seem better.

45:50

Like today, I'm surprised they didn't say it would be,

45:52

you know, 16 sun, John and 75. But

45:55

you know, like, let's just like, remember we

45:57

did this one time and it, we found

45:59

it. found out halfway through doing

46:02

it that the game was canceled. Oh

46:04

yeah, they're like, come on. Yeah, and

46:06

then it was like, okay.

46:10

But I think a lot of day. Yeah,

46:12

yeah, but I will say

46:14

like a lot of times forecasters

46:18

know there's a lot of people trying

46:20

to make a little bit of scratch

46:22

on this day. So they're like, sunshine.

46:25

Don't bother to affect you. I think

46:27

there'll be some eclipse

46:29

forecasters that are the same way. I

46:31

think so too. That are the same

46:34

way. Yeah, so the forecast for Toledo

46:36

for Monday, sunshine and clouds mix slight

46:39

chance of a rain shower 68 degrees though. So

46:41

it's going to be warm, but I guess it

46:43

all depends when that mix of sun and clouds.

46:46

Yeah. What time is it? It's like three something?

46:49

Yeah, I think in Ohio it's like three

46:51

something. So we'll

46:55

see. It's different time in every city,

46:57

but right. Should I order the

46:59

glasses? You

47:01

can get your hands on them now. You actually can. Some

47:04

people are just getting them in stock now. So it

47:06

all depends on my local hardware store. Yeah, between three

47:08

13 and three 17 p.m. I

47:17

will say this, Lee, if you're going to get the glasses and like

47:19

go out to the front yard and look at it. There's no point

47:21

because to me like there's no point. Those

47:24

are just like run of the mill things. The

47:27

thing the thing about this one that is like

47:29

I think the shocking thing

47:31

is when the moon fully

47:33

covers it. And then there's like

47:35

a weird flash like the sky

47:38

flashes or something. And then

47:40

all of a sudden it's like pure

47:42

darkness. And then that weird Corona thing

47:44

goes around the moon and

47:47

like that's what people want to

47:49

see. We've seen the ones

47:51

that are just like, oh, the moon went over

47:53

it. Right. And it's not it's not the same.

47:56

I mean, you understand like, oh, wow. Yeah.

48:00

There's some some god stuff going on by

48:02

the way in Detroit the eclipse is scheduled

48:04

to be around 313

48:06

p.m. On Monday just so you know yeah

48:09

in case anyone is wondering all right once we

48:11

get the eclipse behind us the next thing to

48:13

worry about is cicada

48:15

Geddon oh yeah, oh

48:18

again. They're about No,

48:22

we haven't had this in a while

48:24

the u.s. Is set to face an

48:26

extremely rare cicada Geddon as two generations

48:29

of over 100 trillion? Cicadas

48:33

will emerge together for the first time since 1803

48:37

They always warn about the this all right you've

48:39

talked about this before I've been this specific thing

48:41

No, I've been warning you about this for a

48:44

long time long time like one This

48:46

one this one because they predicted this We

48:49

were supposed to worry about this a couple years ago. We

48:51

were no we were But

48:53

I think this is like well,

48:56

but this is this is different.

48:58

There's multiple generations. Yeah, yeah, so

49:02

Some of these bugs. I don't know what they do I

49:05

Don't know we never see them gonna be noisy It's

49:07

gonna be me know right that's it But I guess

49:10

like some of these bugs some decide to bury themselves

49:12

And then they wait 17 years

49:14

to come back and then some bury themselves and

49:16

wait 13 years and some wait 21

49:19

Wait, whatever it is all right And

49:21

it's like the 13 year ones and the

49:24

17 year ones who happen to be a

49:26

they're a large population They're

49:29

both coming at the same time so

49:31

that's what's gonna make this one apparently

49:33

apparently more intense

49:36

loud Loud and

49:38

loud here's the story on this tickleism

49:41

It's Like an

49:43

entire alien species living underneath

49:45

our feet There are some of

49:47

nature's most resilient creatures and then

49:50

some prime number years they come out to

49:52

say hello Periodical cicadas the kind

49:54

that emerge every 13 to 17 years

49:56

are expected to start showing up in

49:58

just a few weeks But this

50:00

time, there could be more than we could

50:02

handle. A rare double dose of the bug

50:04

that can sing as loud as jet engines

50:07

is about to hit the south, then move

50:09

north to the Midwest, all thanks to a

50:11

combination of two separate types of cicadas that

50:13

haven't bred at the same time since 1803.

50:17

This year, we're going to get two brutes that are

50:19

going to emerge at the same time, multiply

50:21

by a hundred, a thousand. We've got to

50:23

get trillions of these amazing

50:26

living organisms come

50:28

out of the earth. And it's already

50:30

underway. Scientists have been observing boreholes

50:32

created through the southeast, meaning the

50:34

cicadas are preparing to emerge. They

50:36

usually leave their underground hiding places

50:38

when the ground heats up to

50:40

64 degrees. And that's

50:42

happening a bit earlier this year because

50:44

of climate change. Good news. They're annoying,

50:46

but not harmful. And experts are ready

50:49

to collect a treasure trove of valuable

50:51

information when the double dose ramps up.

50:54

I think we get to

50:56

appreciate, you know, this fragile

50:58

planet. We cohabitate with so

51:01

many beautiful systems, small, but

51:04

a lot in number. And, you know,

51:06

so much we don't know yet. As for how

51:09

many cicadas they'll see this year, it's difficult to

51:11

predict. But some experts say that

51:13

number could be in the quadrillions.

51:15

In Miami, Dana Marie McNichol, Fox

51:17

32, Chicago. I

51:19

feel like that guy has masturbated to an image of

51:21

a bug. Oh my God. What is wrong with you?

51:25

Yeah, I think I'm on. These amazing living

51:27

organisms under our feet are a... Ditto down

51:29

over there, bud. Crazy. What are you doing?

51:31

I don't know. Where are your hands? I

51:34

love bugs. Come

51:36

on. He was into it. Well, yeah, he's into

51:38

the science. I can't wait to study them

51:40

and touch them. So crazy.

51:42

Doesn't mean he's around me. I

51:45

think he was. I know. I deal

51:47

with bug people. There

51:49

that is a fetish, though. People like some people like

51:51

bugs crawling on them. That is a sexual fetish. You

51:54

don't think that, guys. Just drop a couple.

51:58

Oopsie poopy. Hopefully

52:00

not in his be-hole. My crotch. Lie

52:03

away. It'd be crazy to

52:05

have a sexual fetish of cicadas in your

52:07

be-hole. What we'll talk about

52:09

that is like you're waiting 13 years, right? And

52:11

then I say, oh man, I couldn't even do

52:13

it that long. You're

52:15

fetish like four times in your life? Exactly.

52:20

And finally here, an elementary school principal

52:22

in North Carolina took matters into his

52:24

own hands when a wild

52:26

turkey wouldn't stop harassing

52:28

kids in the school pickup line.

52:32

There's a photo of him using an umbrella to

52:34

chase it off. Here's that story from ABC 11.

52:38

Yeah, well, apparently guys, this one turkey

52:40

called Mr. Tom has been quite the

52:42

past at carpool. He's refused to move

52:44

for cars. He's not even afraid of

52:46

carry animal services. And while he's been

52:49

such an ominous presence here at Alton

52:51

Ridge Elementary and Middle School, the parents

52:53

I talked to today at carpool, I

52:55

haven't seen that pesky bird, meaning

52:57

hopefully Mr. Tom, you've found your

52:59

chances at love elsewhere. Okay,

53:02

even better. Yep.

53:05

That's what you would do. It's the side of a

53:08

principal not many people can say they usually see.

53:10

Alton Ridge Elementary's Mikra Shutti chasing

53:12

off a wild turkey on school

53:15

ground with an umbrella.

53:17

Maybe he found something that works. Mickey

53:19

Tom has been a pest at carpool,

53:22

refusing to move and pecking at glass

53:24

cars or anyone or things they perceive

53:26

as a threat. This was a young

53:28

male turkey who probably was looking

53:30

for a mate in the group that he was

53:32

in and was unable to find one. So,

53:34

it was looking elsewhere. He was trying to

53:36

claim a territory and I guess he decided the carpool

53:38

lane was going to be it. But

53:41

the male bird was looking for love in

53:43

all the wrong places, circling a carry police

53:45

car to claim his spot. Officer Savage,

53:47

who's the SRO, was able to kind of scare

53:49

him away a few times. But

53:51

he decided that he wasn't afraid of

53:53

her anymore and that's typical. I just

53:55

believe that we should teach our kids

53:58

to learn to live with wildlife and

54:00

know how to you know avoid them

54:02

when they're in their territory or when

54:04

they're in their environment. Kerry Animal Services

54:06

say it's only a matter of time

54:08

before all those hormones will abate soon.

54:10

The open umbrella doing the trick for

54:12

now. That's a perfect response for getting

54:14

him to move away because you have

54:16

to make yourself as bigger than they

54:18

are. Yeah

54:21

that turkey was like oh my god. That was because last

54:23

night's are also another way to

54:25

safely shoo Mr. Tom away but

54:28

he's believed that with all the cars

54:30

and carpool honking there's just enough disturbance

54:32

where hopefully Mr. Tom don't step foot

54:34

on these grounds anymore. Mr. Tom

54:37

will do whatever Mr. Tom wants.

54:39

But that principle reminds me of

54:41

if anyone saw Arrested Development

54:43

the brother. Oh yeah yeah

54:45

the never dude. No no no

54:48

the brother with the glass. Yeah

54:50

the one that uh was

54:53

with uh what's her name? Oh yeah. I

54:55

never thought. Oh Liza Minnelli? Liza Minnelli

54:57

yeah yeah oh so funny. Oh

55:00

my god that's exactly. He looks

55:02

exactly like him. Buster was the

55:04

character here. Buster! Buster! Buster! Yeah

55:08

so funny but that's who it is and he

55:10

would do something like that too probably. He looks

55:12

exactly like him. What cracks me up about turkeys

55:14

is they'll be keeping with a vehicle they're like

55:16

move it along you're in my land. Oh yeah

55:19

they don't no they don't care they don't give

55:21

a damn. They don't care they will fight a

55:23

vehicle. Yeah that's why that

55:25

one lady was like I think kids should just

55:27

just go on up to the turkey and love

55:29

them. Like oh you get

55:31

a turkey who's decided that your house is

55:33

their house? No it's bad. It's bad bad.

55:36

Yeah no it is bad for sure. Well

55:38

as the doors open at the Fillmore for

55:40

the Riff's opening day party we're going to

55:43

take a break and when we come back

55:45

in a moment we've got Celebrity Dirt and

55:47

Sports News coming up. Who was mistaken for

55:49

a prostitute? How much did Kiss

55:52

sell Kiss for? And

55:54

who has been named the most iconic video

55:56

game character of all time? Let me tell

55:59

you this. nerds are pissed.

56:01

Uh oh, I bet, I bet.

56:04

What a risky thing to even do. Get

56:06

to all that and much more when we return in just a

56:08

moment on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Previously

56:10

on Dave and Chuck the Freak. X,

56:13

the company formerly known as Twitter, but

56:15

up in giant flashing X. On

56:18

top of their headquarters in San Francisco,

56:20

blasting into people's homes. Well, they've now

56:22

been ordered to take that down immediately.

56:26

It stood for about two days. Here's

56:28

the story. Downtown San Francisco was once

56:30

again looking up. Elon Musk's company

56:32

removed the X. The

56:35

Fryhalt family made

56:37

the X part of their tourist agenda.

56:40

Crazy crazy. But

56:44

now, are you sorry? People came from

56:46

Germany to see the X. I didn't see

56:49

where it was in San Fran. I didn't

56:51

see where they happened to be there. Anyway.

56:54

Look at all the giant X we must go. But

56:56

these big, big, giant lights.

57:00

They're here to see the lights of Elon

57:02

Musk. Germans love lights. Oh, they do. They're

57:04

like, so long. They

57:08

would all start having sex in the street. We came

57:10

here to have an industrial rave, but they have

57:12

the lights down. Well, industrial rave or do you

57:14

ask? Sorry, Germans, the joke. Dave

57:17

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58:21

This party is a

58:23

party, this party is

58:26

a party. Well

58:43

the doors are open at the Riff's Opening Day

58:45

party at the Fillmore. No cover,

58:47

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app today. Going to be live music

59:03

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59:05

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59:07

by 9am is entered to win tickets to the game.

59:11

Stay at the Fillmore and watch the game

59:13

on the huge HD screen and stay warm

59:15

as well. So, next

59:18

here on Dave and Chuck the Freak,

59:20

going to get to some celebrity dirt

59:22

and sports news. Who was mistaken for

59:24

a whore? We'll tell you

59:26

about that. How much did

59:29

Kiss sell Kiss for? And

59:32

who has been named most iconic video

59:35

game character of all time? Pissing the

59:37

nerds off? That's all

59:39

coming up. Well it is opening day and

59:41

in sports news the Tigers kick it off

59:43

later today. The Tigers are 5-1 so far.

59:46

They did lose 2-1 to the Mets last

59:48

night as part of that double header. The

59:51

gates to Comerica Park actually open at 10.30

59:53

this morning. If you decide

59:55

you need to get into the stadium that early,

59:57

you do. Why?

1:00:00

I don't know. I don't know. I would see their

1:00:02

10-30 freeze in my ass off and you don't want.

1:00:04

No. No. No, go

1:00:06

do it. If it was real nice.

1:00:08

Yeah, then fine. I might. I love

1:00:10

getting in there super early just to

1:00:12

sort of take it all in. See

1:00:14

him warm up. See him warm up

1:00:16

all that stuff. Gotta get your themed

1:00:18

dogs. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, gotta get

1:00:21

my themed dogs. Yeah. Loving

1:00:25

the pitching this year. It's so good. I

1:00:27

love the clothes with their hairstyles. Yeah. That's

1:00:31

what my mom said. I guess

1:00:33

the Tigers are all going with

1:00:36

ringlets. I'm like,

1:00:38

she's calling them ringlets. That's hilarious.

1:00:40

Ringlets. It's ringlets. I don't know.

1:00:42

They all look great. Oh,

1:00:46

she loves it. They got the Kenny Powers

1:00:49

look going on. That's what they got going

1:00:51

on. It is the best. Yeah, it is

1:00:53

pretty sweet. Yeah, they're

1:00:55

doing pretty good. So we'll see. There was

1:00:57

a dude at the game yesterday that stole

1:01:00

the show though. Oh, yeah. He was a

1:01:02

Mets fan. He was a Mets fan, but

1:01:04

I mean, I don't know. He was like

1:01:06

a mix of Jared

1:01:10

Leto. Weird Al. Weird

1:01:13

Al. He had a fur coat.

1:01:15

I posted on my Instagram story. Oh, that was

1:01:17

a guy? I thought it was a guy. No,

1:01:19

it was a guy. It was Max. That

1:01:21

was Max. And they interviewed him and he

1:01:23

was awesome. He was perfect. He was hilarious.

1:01:25

Oh my God. He was by himself at

1:01:28

the game for the end and just like

1:01:30

sitting there with his fur coat. He said

1:01:32

it was a lady's fur coat. He was

1:01:34

like, he was eating. They interviewed him. There

1:01:36

he is. Oh, wow. He really got into it later.

1:01:38

I didn't see him dancing. I

1:01:40

just saw him sitting there and just being very cool.

1:01:42

Max was the best. He

1:01:44

was trying to give Craig Monroe

1:01:46

some advice about because I

1:01:49

guess Craig Monroe, he always wears some

1:01:51

wild stuff. And apparently

1:01:53

his suit is not going

1:01:55

to be ready for today. Yeah, where is it? It's in

1:01:57

Chicago still or something? It's in Chicago or something. Yeah. They

1:02:00

went down to this guy to be like hey, where

1:02:02

can he find some wild clothes? Like

1:02:06

shopping the lady section. Oh, I'm hoping Craig

1:02:08

Monroe gets that coat Oh my god bucks

1:02:10

and some hot dogs for that. Yeah. Yeah,

1:02:12

they were he comes to the game today

1:02:14

in that I will I will tell make

1:02:16

my day I know you guys probably didn't

1:02:19

watch the last season of stranger things But

1:02:21

there's like a guy from stranger things at

1:02:23

the end that he really yeah And

1:02:26

like looks just like him not the

1:02:28

wild like that But the hairdo the

1:02:31

hairdo the ringlets if you

1:02:33

are heading downtown today They're saying parking will

1:02:35

range anywhere from 20 bucks to 65 bucks.

1:02:37

Oh Yeah,

1:02:41

Park whiz might be your best bet

1:02:43

for parking As

1:02:45

for the game look for a Canton, Michigan

1:02:47

native and the voice finalist Grace West to

1:02:49

sing the national anthem Shortly

1:02:52

after that the Detroit Lions Bennet

1:02:54

Sue Sewell will throw out the

1:02:56

ceremonial first pitch and Then

1:02:59

it's the Tigers taking on the Oakland Athletics

1:03:01

starting at 110 this afternoon. Tell you what

1:03:04

if he makes a bad pitch, I'm not

1:03:06

saying anything No

1:03:11

No, it will be great. Oh,

1:03:13

yeah Good

1:03:15

job It's

1:03:17

still one thing that Chuck has never

1:03:19

agreed to do Through all the he's

1:03:21

been asked to do it about a

1:03:24

hundred times to throw out the opening

1:03:26

pitch I don't blame you know afraid.

1:03:28

No way. I don't ever do it.

1:03:30

I know way listen You never know

1:03:32

what could happen. Yeah, yeah have I

1:03:35

played catch a million times? Yes, I

1:03:37

have I coach baseball. I

1:03:39

throw ball. I can throw a ball All

1:03:41

it takes is for me to like go to throw

1:03:44

and crap myself No,

1:03:50

all I'm saying is you don't know

1:03:53

you are on it's so much

1:03:55

pressure and You

1:03:57

are when you do something that becomes?

1:04:00

iconic when you throw out the first

1:04:02

pitch. No one forgets.

1:04:04

It's always brought up in these

1:04:07

like lists and everything. No way.

1:04:09

Like he said? Yes. Right.

1:04:11

Oh right. Yeah. You think he wants that?

1:04:13

Jason would you do it if you were

1:04:15

offered the chance? Hell yeah. You would? You're

1:04:17

too confident. Of course. I mean I would

1:04:20

only make it halfway to home plate but

1:04:22

I'd do it. You wouldn't

1:04:24

care if you bombed? It's not like his

1:04:26

life can get any worse. That's

1:04:28

true. Thank you. That's

1:04:31

true. I wasn't thinking about it that

1:04:33

way but... Yeah. You're

1:04:36

right. I'm pretty confident though. I mean if

1:04:38

you don't care about bombing and

1:04:40

you know looking like an idiot I guess.

1:04:42

To me it's just... Not that you would.

1:04:44

I'm just saying. No. It's just all about

1:04:46

the chance at in weird way like infamy.

1:04:49

It's a chance at infamy. Plus do you

1:04:52

guys do you not remember how nervous we

1:04:54

were when we had to sing Take Me

1:04:56

Out to the Ballgame? I totally do. But

1:04:58

you're singing in front of thousands of people.

1:05:01

I guess. Oh. Yeah. We

1:05:04

had to sing. Why do we... I don't...

1:05:06

Because you know what I don't regret at

1:05:08

least. How many people have sang Take

1:05:10

Me Out to the Ballgame at Comerica Park? No

1:05:12

I don't regret it either. We got a really

1:05:15

good photo out of it too. I still have

1:05:17

that photo. Oh you gotta share that. I've never

1:05:19

seen it. Yeah okay I will share it. I

1:05:21

haven't seen that in years. Maybe do it like

1:05:23

a Throwback Thursday or Friday or Flashback Friday. I

1:05:25

remember that. Oh my god. Yikes.

1:05:28

Maybe don't. You guys look so

1:05:30

old now. A few. So

1:05:35

yeah as for the rest of it.

1:05:37

Yeah. One ten is when

1:05:39

everything kicks off. What the fun is

1:05:41

coming out? Yeah. Don't get your

1:05:43

hopes up. Oh look at this one you guys.

1:05:45

She's so happy. Well she has to be because

1:05:48

the doors were wide open and I don't know

1:05:50

if you know this but it gets pretty cold.

1:05:53

She's warming up now. We got people in

1:05:55

here. We got the sun. It's all good.

1:05:57

Yeah donuts. i'd

1:06:00

do dress warmly if you are headed

1:06:02

downtown for opening day and uh... make

1:06:04

sure you stop by the film or

1:06:07

if you are with the twenty twenty

1:06:09

four mlbc's in now one week old

1:06:11

something other than the play on the

1:06:13

field has continued to draw attention the

1:06:15

subpar uniform situation in his

1:06:17

eleven seasons in professional baseball andrew chafen has

1:06:19

been a journeyman with several teams but each

1:06:21

of them had a uniform that felt like

1:06:23

something special almost like the cake of the

1:06:25

superhero when he put it on the defense

1:06:28

these new jerseys just are not

1:06:30

big league jerseys well

1:06:33

no and he said that even if one

1:06:35

of the chafen is probably the leader

1:06:37

of the kenny powers mall okay yeah yeah

1:06:39

yeah he is a wild man he said

1:06:41

then you add in the sweatiness even

1:06:43

in sixty degree weather and the mismatch colors

1:06:46

in the small lettering and the see-through

1:06:48

pants he said it's just a big problem

1:06:51

now in a statement nike has

1:06:53

admitted to receiving feedback from teams

1:06:55

but says they're currently testing different

1:06:57

options to lessen the moisture related

1:07:00

aesthetic color differences meanwhile

1:07:03

players like twins pitcher brock stewart of

1:07:05

gone on record saying these new uniforms

1:07:07

suck please bring

1:07:09

back the old ones but we have

1:07:11

a court came

1:07:13

with us today he has a baseball he's

1:07:16

got a baseball war yeah and he

1:07:18

said he tried to do the see-through

1:07:20

thing like he put dark you know

1:07:22

where you have a yeah but he

1:07:24

said it bomb really can't help but

1:07:26

he can't well because he probably bought

1:07:29

like almost any

1:07:31

other baseball pants that you buy art

1:07:33

they're better than the mlb pants right

1:07:36

now i wish i do it he tried to do for

1:07:38

a joke and it didn't work my very goes here they

1:07:40

go yeah i'm there in his butt right now i don't

1:07:42

know what i said it was something about his body to

1:07:45

make it look better yeah i

1:07:48

have i have some baseball pants and when he he

1:07:50

was talking about doing this and i think oh man

1:07:52

maybe i should wear my face and i was like

1:07:54

no they're so tight they're

1:07:56

so tight on the go though it's It's

1:08:00

that they're gray and tight.

1:08:05

Yeah, the ladies look wild. No, you can't. Ladies

1:08:07

would go wild. Oh yeah, wild. They'd be like

1:08:09

pumping them up. No, seriously, they would notice. The

1:08:12

promise, they probably would. They might even. No,

1:08:14

I wore them as a joke

1:08:16

one time and as I was

1:08:18

there, I went and sat. Where

1:08:26

did you go? When I

1:08:28

was first coaching in baseball,

1:08:30

we used to play a team of this

1:08:32

one team and the guys, the team,

1:08:36

the coaches were kind of a-holes and

1:08:38

they would wear the full uniform like

1:08:40

they were professionals. We

1:08:43

thought that that was hilarious. We

1:08:46

were like, the last game of the year,

1:08:48

we're going to do it. We're going to

1:08:50

dress just like those idiots and we'll do

1:08:52

this. I

1:08:54

put those things on and I didn't realize until

1:08:57

I went and sat down on the bench

1:08:59

and I just noticed. Just noticed everything. Just

1:09:02

a joke's on you, huh? I was like, whoa. That's the

1:09:04

best. That's the best. It's looked down there.

1:09:06

I'm like, but this is the wrong place. Oh no. Yeah,

1:09:09

that's a bad. Give me a long jersey

1:09:11

now. I did. I was like, okay. I

1:09:13

do like so. Lisa as your hype lady

1:09:15

though. Yeah.

1:09:25

Look at it. No, I swear

1:09:27

it's got to be there, right? There's

1:09:30

something right. Just act like it's there.

1:09:33

Foreign. Yeah. I honestly, guys,

1:09:35

I'm amazed it's still taking them

1:09:37

this long to figure it out. Like

1:09:40

where last year's uniform until they

1:09:42

know they paid. It's like everything

1:09:44

is a contract, right? So they're

1:09:46

stuck with this. They're stuck and

1:09:48

who knows how many years the

1:09:50

contract's for. It's like you're

1:09:52

stuck with it. But if you watch, you

1:09:54

watch games, have you noticed anything? To

1:09:56

be honest, not really because they, the

1:09:58

stuff is from far away. away. It's

1:10:00

when they focus in and

1:10:03

someone is like face to face with

1:10:05

you or like pretty close maybe a

1:10:07

post game interview but you can

1:10:09

tell it does they seem

1:10:11

cheaper like if you want

1:10:13

me to spend you know 270 bucks

1:10:16

on something they can't feel like you

1:10:19

know cheap. Right. Yeah. So

1:10:22

because it's like you know used

1:10:24

to be a thing you'd get the unofficial

1:10:26

jersey from a store and it was like

1:10:29

wow yeah that's much nicer than the one that

1:10:31

you could just get at Target

1:10:33

or something like that you know what I mean.

1:10:35

Yeah. So but I don't know those days might

1:10:37

not be around. The other big

1:10:39

thing to talk about when it comes to sports

1:10:41

of course the NCAA tournaments tonight the

1:10:44

two three seeds take on two

1:10:46

one seeds in the NCAA women's

1:10:48

final four basketball tournament in Cleveland

1:10:50

at seven o'clock NC

1:10:52

State versus South Carolina on ESPN

1:10:55

and then at nine o'clock it's

1:10:57

UConn versus Iowa also on ESPN

1:10:59

the championship game for the ladies

1:11:01

goes down Sunday afternoon at 3

1:11:04

p.m. on both ESPN and ABC

1:11:07

and when it comes to the men

1:11:09

the men's basketball final four gets underway

1:11:11

tomorrow night in Glendale, Arizona. The

1:11:13

Saturday evening schedule breaks down like this

1:11:15

at 609 p.m. it's

1:11:17

NC State versus Purdue on

1:11:19

TBS and then TBS

1:11:21

at 849 Alabama versus UConn the

1:11:24

championship game in the NCAA men's

1:11:26

tournament goes down Monday night tip

1:11:29

off set for 920 p.m.

1:11:31

Eastern. Yep. A

1:11:33

late night. Yeah. Yeah. If you make it

1:11:35

through the eclipse you got to stay up.

1:11:38

Oh boy that's a big day. Oh yeah.

1:11:40

A lot going on. And one

1:11:42

more sports note here in a post on

1:11:44

X WWE star

1:11:47

Chelsea Green showed

1:11:49

how the life of the sports entertainment star

1:11:51

isn't always what it's cracked up to be.

1:11:54

Green said one night you're wrestling and having the

1:11:56

time of the life and the next

1:11:58

you're getting kicked out of a hotel accused

1:12:01

of being a hooker because of your outfit.

1:12:04

Well, they do dress wild. They

1:12:07

do look like hookers. Yeah, like strong hookers. Yeah,

1:12:11

like a real strong hooker. Not

1:12:14

bad. The hotel in question was the world

1:12:16

famous plaza in New York City. And

1:12:19

as of now, they've declined to comment on the incident.

1:12:23

She wasn't dressed like a wrestler. You

1:12:26

can check this out at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see

1:12:28

what her outfit was. She's

1:12:31

wearing like a, it's a pretty short

1:12:33

jean skirt and like a. Almost like the

1:12:35

pretty woman outfit. A little

1:12:37

bit. Yeah, a little bit. I guess if she didn't

1:12:39

have that long coat on over top and she's got.

1:12:41

Oh, is that a coat? Yeah. She's

1:12:44

got to have hooker boots on for sure. Yeah, yeah. I

1:12:46

wouldn't have told that lady was a hooker. I wouldn't

1:12:48

either. I would not at all. They got some pretty

1:12:50

good hookers around there. Like

1:12:53

you see some of the other outfits that

1:12:55

Chelsea has been in. Okay. She

1:12:57

comes in the lobby looking like this. Yeah, then maybe.

1:13:00

Maybe. Honestly, I'm not a big

1:13:02

wrestling guy, but hi. Yeah, they

1:13:04

know how to hire. They've always kind

1:13:06

of known what. Holy smokes, you guys.

1:13:09

Look at this girl. Yeah.

1:13:11

No, they know what they're doing. Yeah,

1:13:13

smart. They do. They've

1:13:15

they've increased their hot chicks by a lot. Yeah.

1:13:18

Yeah. Well, what I think honestly is that

1:13:20

there are there are some hot chicks up there that are like, you

1:13:22

know what? I think I'm going to

1:13:24

like learn to really wrestle because gone are the days

1:13:27

where it's just like you just look good and go

1:13:29

out and then have a bra and panty man.

1:13:31

Matt, you actually have to know how

1:13:33

to have talent. They

1:13:35

have to be just hot chicks. Yeah.

1:13:39

But now they're athletic hot chicks. And exactly like

1:13:42

they used to be like the

1:13:44

Torrey Wilson and, you know, stable,

1:13:46

stable. They just were eye candy

1:13:49

or whatever. Chelsea has got to

1:13:51

be one of the hottest women in wrestling. That's

1:13:54

outrageous. But I still

1:13:56

think there are several that are like

1:13:59

I'd take a. I live Morgan I'd

1:14:01

take over that but she's more witchy then

1:14:04

even though that's more deadly That's

1:14:07

more into yeah, yeah, everyone

1:14:09

has their favorite Yeah,

1:14:12

they do no my favorite had a

1:14:14

kid so she's she's been gone for

1:14:16

a while so So

1:14:20

she had a kid Yeah,

1:14:22

it took time off. I don't know why I'm blanking on her

1:14:25

name right now, but Is what all

1:14:28

right as we move on to celebrity dirt How

1:14:31

much do you think Alexa

1:14:33

kiss? How much

1:14:35

do you think kiss? Sold

1:14:37

kiss for listen kiss doesn't

1:14:39

sell anything cheap No, right like they don't

1:14:42

sell anything like that guy old kit so

1:14:44

I don't know a lot 250

1:14:47

million probably oh wow yeah like so that's

1:14:49

like but did I think like Dylan sold

1:14:52

his for something outrageous? So I'm gonna say

1:14:54

it's gonna be Even

1:14:56

more more than Dylan more than

1:14:58

Dylan no I don't think it's

1:15:00

because of the tongue guy That

1:15:03

guy in the gene Simmons is a

1:15:05

salesman when it comes to this stuff. He

1:15:08

finds The highest bidder all

1:15:10

the time. I'm gonna say 400 mill you're gonna

1:15:12

say 400. Yep Well

1:15:16

kiss has sold just about everything at

1:15:18

this point how you can even be

1:15:20

buried in an officially licensed kiss coffin

1:15:23

So it was only a matter of time before they

1:15:25

got around to selling kiss itself The

1:15:27

guys and kiss has sold their name their

1:15:30

logo their music catalog and

1:15:32

their image and likeness rights

1:15:35

To pop house entertainment. Oh,

1:15:38

yeah, that's the company that

1:15:40

did ABBA's live Avatar

1:15:42

show okay. Yeah, cuz I know that

1:15:44

kiss is gonna be is gonna go

1:15:46

on forever, so yeah Yeah,

1:15:50

kiss made no secret when they played their last

1:15:52

show that they would live on in hologram form And

1:15:54

that's exactly what pop house is going to do

1:15:57

Gene Simmons says quote kiss the

1:15:59

touring band is over. What

1:16:02

Pop House will do with our images, our

1:16:04

music, and our personas is unlike anything anyone

1:16:06

has ever seen. This

1:16:08

new show is scheduled to debut in 2027 and

1:16:13

a documentary also in the works as

1:16:15

well. They sold it

1:16:18

all for $300 million. Man,

1:16:21

it was more than Dylan. Was

1:16:23

it really? Yeah. Dylan

1:16:25

was only $200 million. North was a little

1:16:27

over $200 million. You know what the thing is about

1:16:30

KISS, I feel like they have a lot of songs

1:16:32

that maybe could be sold to

1:16:34

be put into commercials. That's

1:16:37

what I think all these people are

1:16:39

always... They're selling the image. Everything's

1:16:43

gone. Their own logo, music

1:16:45

catalog, image, and likeness to

1:16:47

their rights. It's like what

1:16:50

we talked about the richest celebrities

1:16:52

and George Lucas was on there.

1:16:55

He owns all those Star Wars people's

1:16:57

likeness. He owns that. It's like

1:17:00

you look like Luke Skywalker. That's mine. I

1:17:02

own that. It

1:17:06

helps and you own that stuff. Oh,

1:17:08

for sure it does. I thought they would

1:17:10

do it themselves though. I really did. I

1:17:12

thought that Gene Simmons would be

1:17:15

like, oh, I want to be in charge of it. But I

1:17:17

guess $300 million, you

1:17:19

let someone else do it. You go ahead. I'll just

1:17:21

enjoy $300 million. Yeah, they were doing all

1:17:23

right before. Yeah, yeah. If you retire,

1:17:25

retire, right? Yes. Yeah. Instead of

1:17:28

trying to run. Enjoy. Yeah. It's

1:17:31

nowhere near $300 million, but a comic

1:17:33

book just sold for $6 million,

1:17:35

which sets a new all-time record. I

1:17:37

don't have it. I don't have that

1:17:39

one. I'm going to need to raise

1:17:42

guys to pay it. Oh,

1:17:44

no. Al. Al, $6 million in debt. Al also doesn't

1:17:46

have it. Not surprisingly, it

1:17:48

was a copy of Action Comics number

1:17:51

one from 1938, which

1:17:53

featured the first appearance of Superman.

1:17:56

Yeah, it's a pretty big deal. There

1:18:00

are only about a hundred of these still

1:18:02

kicking around out of the 200,000

1:18:04

that were printed back in the day. The

1:18:07

previous record was also held by Superman, a

1:18:09

copy of 1939's Superman No. 1. It

1:18:13

sold for 5.3 million a few years ago. In

1:18:17

third place is a copy of Amazing Fantasy

1:18:20

No. 15 from 1962. That's

1:18:24

where Spider-Man made his debut

1:18:27

that sold for 3.6 million in 2021. I

1:18:31

can't even imagine like looking in some

1:18:33

old attic or something

1:18:35

and there's a dusty box and

1:18:38

you open it up. Six million dollar

1:18:40

box. And some kids comics from way

1:18:42

back then and just like, what

1:18:46

a windfall. Yeah, that would be sweet.

1:18:48

Oh my goodness. That's like the dream.

1:18:50

Like, yeah, it is the dream find

1:18:52

for those people that are searching attics.

1:18:54

Yeah, right. You know, and

1:18:56

how do you find video games, old

1:18:58

Nintendo games in a box if they're

1:19:00

sealed in a box, they're worth like

1:19:02

hundreds of thousands. Yeah. Yeah. I always

1:19:05

think too about the incredibly, you know,

1:19:07

worthwhile crap that people have tossed out

1:19:09

thinking it was worth nothing. Oh, that

1:19:11

would be me. I would throw it

1:19:13

away. Oh, this is what my grandmother

1:19:15

did. So, you know, my dad has

1:19:17

all these brothers. And so

1:19:20

they had all of them

1:19:23

collected stuff and all of them were

1:19:25

like, oh, it's up. All that stuff

1:19:27

is upstairs at mom's house. Everything's upstairs

1:19:30

at mom's house. Oh,

1:19:32

no. No, I threw all

1:19:34

that away. Mickey man. Oh, no. Through

1:19:38

all that away through it all through it

1:19:40

away. Like, no old

1:19:42

like lead soldiers and full armies of

1:19:45

them and threw it all away. She

1:19:47

was just like clutter. Clutter. Yeah. Clutter.

1:19:49

That's what happens. Get rid of it.

1:19:52

Oh, yeah. I would want to know too if I

1:19:54

threw away something that was worth. I would never want

1:19:56

to know. Oh, man. That's horrible. No, I wouldn't either

1:19:59

because. you think about it the rest of your life.

1:20:02

Yeah. Yeah. Better

1:20:04

not to know. You can't think about it that way. You

1:20:06

can't think, you're just like, well, maybe they were really banged

1:20:08

up. Yeah. They weren't worth it.

1:20:10

I mean, back in the day, you would be throwing

1:20:12

those things against the wall and like doing all sorts

1:20:15

of putting it in your bike spokes. So no one

1:20:17

had any idea. All right.

1:20:19

Well, this has really pissed off nerds.

1:20:21

They're out with a list of the

1:20:23

most iconic video game character of all

1:20:26

time. Mario who? Sonic

1:20:29

what? Nika who? What? It's

1:20:32

not who you think. Three

1:20:36

decades of raiding tombs has

1:20:39

landed Laura Croft in the

1:20:41

position of most iconic video

1:20:43

game character of all time.

1:20:45

Am I upset? I

1:20:48

don't know. I don't know. I can't be

1:20:50

mad at her. No, you're not? You're not?

1:20:52

You can't. Angelina Jolie played her, right? Yeah.

1:20:55

For sure. Chuck and I saw that. It

1:20:58

is. We're very excited by a shower

1:21:00

scene and it was a man. They

1:21:03

teased it like it was going to be

1:21:05

her. We thought we were going to see

1:21:07

Angelina Jolie nude. Yeah. They were like,

1:21:09

Oh yeah. That scene. Yeah.

1:21:11

Hilarious. I don't

1:21:14

know about Chuck and Andy, even though I

1:21:16

don't agree with the pic. I'm not upset

1:21:18

by it because she has an iconic character.

1:21:20

Yeah. Because Mario was the

1:21:22

first one that came to mind. I was like,

1:21:24

it's got to be him, right? I mean, that

1:21:26

has to be it. And then, but in this

1:21:28

one I could be like, okay. So no, but

1:21:30

whatever. Yeah. I'm not. It's

1:21:33

not Kirby. No, it's not. The

1:21:37

action adventurer, Laura Croft, who made her

1:21:39

debut in 1996, his Tomb

1:21:41

Raider game received the

1:21:43

title as part of the prestigious

1:21:45

BAFTA Game Awards global poll that

1:21:47

asked thousands of gamers to choose

1:21:50

the most impactful gaming character in

1:21:52

history. And

1:21:54

you think because she's a lady, that's why she

1:21:56

stood out? I think yeah. Well, because there's less

1:21:58

of them. Right? So

1:22:01

there's less female characters in that world,

1:22:03

so... I

1:22:06

could be wrong, but she also may have been

1:22:08

the first video game character that had giant boobs.

1:22:10

Yeah. I mean, it was noticeable, so

1:22:12

that could be part of it. Yeah, a poop sound.

1:22:14

I remember being a kid and, like, making her walk

1:22:16

in front of the camera, so I could, like, look

1:22:18

at her ass and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it made you

1:22:21

feel a certain way, like, I'm not sure why I

1:22:23

like this. I really like her

1:22:25

adventures. Yeah. And

1:22:27

then I think it just, in the cosplay world,

1:22:29

it was like, you were

1:22:31

gonna be, like, the Princess Leia in the

1:22:33

bikini, or were you gonna be Laura Croft?

1:22:36

Right. Those were the two hottest

1:22:38

things that you could do, so... Someone said them triangle cities

1:22:40

were the highlight of my childhood. No,

1:22:42

they were very triangle. It

1:22:44

made some boys realize that she

1:22:47

had some pointy curves and we didn't mind. Yeah,

1:22:49

yeah. I know, we'd make her swim. Go

1:22:52

for a swim! I wonder if

1:22:54

it's the first time that you could document

1:22:56

that people were turned on by a cartoon

1:22:58

or an animated character.

1:23:00

Probably not cartoon, but I think

1:23:03

by a video game. Like a

1:23:05

video game. Croft earned

1:23:07

the distinction over second place miniature Mario

1:23:09

from the Super Mario franchise, Sonic

1:23:11

the Hedgehog from the Sonic series,

1:23:13

who placed fourth, Link

1:23:15

from the Legend of Zelda in seventh

1:23:18

place, and Pokémon Star Pikachu at

1:23:20

number 12. Yeah.

1:23:23

So the top from 1 to

1:23:25

10 here, Laura Croft 1, then Mario,

1:23:28

then Agent 47 from Hitman. Oh,

1:23:31

wow. That's... I've never played

1:23:33

one of those games. I played one. Really?

1:23:36

Yeah, I didn't get into them today. There's a lot of them,

1:23:38

so a lot of people must like them. Yeah, yeah, my brother

1:23:40

loves it. Sonic the Hedgehog from

1:23:42

Sonic, Sackboy from

1:23:45

LittleBigPlanet, number 5. I've never played

1:23:47

it, yeah. Pac-Man from Pac-Man. Link

1:23:50

from The Legend of Zelda. Master

1:23:53

Chief from Halo. Yeah. Kratos.

1:23:57

Yeah, God of War. God of War. And

1:24:00

coming in number 10, Shadowheart from

1:24:04

Baldur's Gate 3. Oh, I

1:24:06

never played Baldur's Gate 3, shockingly. That's

1:24:08

a great game, they say. That's in

1:24:10

the lineage of something, isn't it? Baldur's

1:24:12

Gate. Yeah, but it's related to Dungeons

1:24:14

and Dragons or something? Yeah, I think

1:24:16

it's like, uses the

1:24:19

same lore fighting stuff

1:24:22

and all that stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:24:24

Jesus, Chuck, I'm just looking at this

1:24:26

here. Laura Croft movie with Angelina Jolie,

1:24:28

2001. Oh,

1:24:30

I know, no, I know. Holy moly, Mother

1:24:32

of Hell. Yeah, I told you, we've

1:24:35

been doing this quite a while. Yeah, we have. Later

1:24:38

this year, Netflix will debut an animated tomb

1:24:40

raider, The Legend of Laura Croft, starring

1:24:43

Hailey Atwell as the voice of Croft.

1:24:45

What an outfit, that's all I'm gonna

1:24:47

say. Oh, yeah. She's a different kind

1:24:49

of archeologist. Yeah, yeah. I've

1:24:53

always liked that about her. Yep. The

1:24:55

curtain has been pulled back as to who's

1:24:57

gonna play Silver Surfer in the

1:25:00

upcoming Fantastic Four film and the role is

1:25:02

going to a lady. Okay,

1:25:06

I don't know how that works, but. Julia

1:25:08

Garner, who fans of Ozark will remember

1:25:10

as Ruth. Oh, I love her. Oh,

1:25:12

Ruth, yeah. She's just been cast

1:25:14

in the role. Yeah, she's

1:25:16

super cool. Yeah, she does. She's

1:25:18

gonna play Shala Bao, a

1:25:21

version of Silver Surfer from the comics. I

1:25:24

don't know, I just went from six to 12. Normally,

1:25:29

Silver Surfer does make him go from

1:25:31

six to 12. Yeah, I always. Gotta

1:25:33

be confusing. I don't

1:25:35

know what to say. Yep,

1:25:38

we nailed it. They believe we'll

1:25:40

see this film July 25th of next year.

1:25:44

Okay. Let's hope they get it right this time.

1:25:47

Scared for her to be in a Fantastic Four

1:25:49

movie because they all bomb. They do all bomb.

1:25:52

She might not be able to save it. Right. No. She's

1:25:55

such a good actress. Thing is, oh, I

1:25:57

am glad. Like, I'm sure it wasn't. I'm

1:26:00

sure she's getting a decent paycheck. Yeah, so that

1:26:02

is the good thing. I hope that she at

1:26:04

least is getting paid for the risk. I

1:26:07

don't think it'll ruin her career though. I don't think

1:26:09

so either. She was too great. Yeah. No, I mean

1:26:11

it didn't really. I mean Chris Evans was in one

1:26:13

of the horrible first... Yeah, I mean a lot of

1:26:16

bomb and these things. Yeah, man. They didn't want

1:26:18

to give up on him, huh? They were like, this

1:26:20

guy's too handsome. They were like, he was

1:26:22

in something that bombed so bad that they were like, get

1:26:24

right back in those tight pants. Super

1:26:27

boy. That's what my life journal said at

1:26:29

the time. I'm

1:26:32

not giving up on him. He's

1:26:35

too handsome to give up on. Yeah, I think

1:26:37

it was him. I think he showed up in

1:26:39

like an Audi ad recently and all the women

1:26:41

were commenting. They're like, well, can we just have

1:26:44

him and not the car? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Funny.

1:26:47

And some celebrities are connected to each

1:26:49

other through weird ways. Like,

1:26:51

not because they were co-stars or because they hooked

1:26:53

up. Here's some wild connections

1:26:56

between celebrities. I

1:26:58

didn't know this, but Eminem's AA

1:27:01

sponsor, Elton

1:27:04

John. What? Elton

1:27:07

John is Eminem's AA sponsor. No idea. They

1:27:09

knew each other. Had any kind of interaction.

1:27:11

No, remember they did that together? Yes. It

1:27:13

was like a big deal. They're real close.

1:27:15

Yeah, they befriended each other. I should have

1:27:17

thought we'd talked about it on the show.

1:27:19

Maybe not. But I guess on

1:27:22

the Graham Norton show, I

1:27:25

guess Eminem, when Elton John got married,

1:27:27

sent him a wedding present, and it

1:27:29

was like two diamond encrusted sea rings.

1:27:32

Oh my God. My

1:27:35

goodness. Amazing. Yeah.

1:27:38

Yeah, no, I do. I

1:27:40

think it's weird because I think

1:27:42

like, you know, Eminem had lyrics

1:27:45

and stuff that were like pushing the envelope and everything. And

1:27:48

I think they looked at Elton John to be

1:27:50

like, you should be really upset about everything that's

1:27:52

going on. He was like, this guy is like

1:27:55

incredible. And they became like friends

1:27:57

like instantly after that. Cool.

1:28:00

I didn't know he was his sponsor though.

1:28:02

Yeah, I didn't know that either. Keanu Reeves

1:28:04

met Dolly Parton when he was a kid

1:28:07

because his mother made some of Dolly Parton's

1:28:09

costumes including her infamous

1:28:11

Playboy Bunny outfit. No

1:28:14

wonder he's so cool. Keanu's

1:28:17

mom also knew Alice Cooper

1:28:19

and he wants babysat Keanu.

1:28:23

Oh my god, that Alice Cooper? Alice Cooper?

1:28:25

That's a crazy babysitter. Yeah, it is. Huh.

1:28:28

Until you realize he just plays golf and...

1:28:30

Right. Alice Cooper is kind of laid back.

1:28:32

He's pretty chill. Cameron

1:28:35

Diaz went to high school with Snoop Dogg

1:28:38

and bought weed from him. Oh, of course.

1:28:40

Well, everyone did. Meghan

1:28:43

Markle, now a princess, she

1:28:45

did the invitations for Robin Thicke's

1:28:47

2005 wedding because

1:28:50

she was working as a calligrapher before

1:28:52

she made it big. Oh, damn.

1:28:56

Who knew? She can do all

1:28:58

that? Yeah. I guess. Oh, wow. That's

1:29:00

wild to me. I can

1:29:02

watch people do that. I don't know what's up with

1:29:04

me, but I can watch them. I can watch them

1:29:06

do it. Are they

1:29:08

nude when they're doing it or what?

1:29:11

I hope. I hope the guy is.

1:29:13

I would assume the job of calligrapher,

1:29:15

there's not many of them still involved.

1:29:17

No, no, no, no. No. Right? No.

1:29:19

No way. Kevin

1:29:21

James and WWE star Mick Foley went to

1:29:24

high school together and they were on the

1:29:26

same wrestling team. That's

1:29:28

weird. Yeah, I knew that. Kevin

1:29:31

James was in decent shape way back then. Yeah.

1:29:33

Was he? Yeah. You weren't always fat? Mm-mm. Ed

1:29:35

Sheeran slept on Jamie Foxx's couch for

1:29:38

six weeks when he first moved to

1:29:40

LA. Hmm. I

1:29:43

don't know the connection there. So, was

1:29:45

he famous then when

1:29:47

he moved to LA or

1:29:49

no? I have no idea. That's weird.

1:29:51

That is weird. Don't look too deep

1:29:53

into that guy. Hahahaha. You don't be

1:29:55

giddy, right? No, you never know. No,

1:29:57

giddy, giddy, do it. Oh,

1:30:00

he did do it, did he? I

1:30:02

don't know, did he do it? No. Did

1:30:05

he do it? Did he do it

1:30:07

or did he not do it? He

1:30:09

just ruined it. This one's a weird

1:30:12

one. Martin Luther King Jr. paid the

1:30:14

hospital bills when Julia Roberts was born.

1:30:18

I think I heard that. Julia's parents let

1:30:20

his kids attend their theater school

1:30:23

at a time when few programs would admit

1:30:25

black children. Yeah, somehow I knew

1:30:27

that. I thought you were

1:30:29

going to bring up the relationship that

1:30:32

Scarlett Johansson and Michael Douglas are

1:30:35

related to. What? They came out

1:30:37

in like an ancestry thing. Oh, one of

1:30:39

them did the... Our cousins? No way. I

1:30:41

don't know. I don't know. So

1:30:44

one of them must have been on

1:30:46

that show that does this or whatever? Yeah,

1:30:48

I guess so. I don't know. I just

1:30:50

saw news stories about it. Man,

1:30:53

that show, I can't even watch it.

1:30:55

Michael Douglas was the one on there.

1:30:57

He discovered on a recent episode that

1:30:59

he is the DNA cousin of Scarlett

1:31:01

Johansson. Isn't that crazy? That is wild.

1:31:04

I've got one that only people in their

1:31:06

90s will care about. Oh, what is that?

1:31:09

Patrick Stewart's grandmother babysat for

1:31:11

Stan Laurel from Laurel and Hardy. No

1:31:14

one knows you either. Thank you.

1:31:16

Wow. What's that? Laurel

1:31:18

and Hardy reference. Are you kidding me

1:31:20

right now? I didn't have that on

1:31:22

my Dave and Chuck Bingo part. No, no, no. I'm

1:31:26

almost 40 and I barely know who

1:31:28

Laurel and Hardy are. They're great. Yep.

1:31:31

But did the connection between James Marsden and Dave

1:31:33

Hunter make the list? No, it did not. It

1:31:35

did not. He's a son of a bitch and

1:31:37

he's getting what's coming to him right now. No.

1:31:41

That hasn't been great. Yeah, that

1:31:43

hasn't been great. All the way. All right. We'll

1:31:46

take a break here. And when we come

1:31:48

back on this opening day in Detroit on

1:31:50

the way next, how did a guy accidentally

1:31:52

shoot his friend in the face? What

1:31:55

crafty way did a porch pirate steal a package? How

1:31:58

did a woman have a not so... happy

1:32:00

ending and it sucks to be

1:32:02

old coming up when we come right back on David

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Chuck the Freak. Previously on

1:32:06

David Chuck the Freak in Kingsland, Texas

1:32:09

a woman says family members are banged

1:32:11

up and bruised after a very large

1:32:13

pig attacked them and it won't leave

1:32:16

them alone. Here's the story. Someone's pig

1:32:18

had been going after her family. She

1:32:20

describes the pig as 300 pounds

1:32:23

black and white spotted and foaming at the

1:32:25

mouth on Monday. This 911 call came in.

1:32:28

That's a random pig in our yard and I

1:32:30

find my grandma. My grandma,

1:32:32

we had a random pig

1:32:35

now my family's family. Goldstein

1:32:37

says the pig went after her daughter

1:32:39

and disabled parents. Tuesday the pig was

1:32:41

back going after her boyfriend. My whole family's

1:32:43

scared but they feel like their prisoners in

1:32:46

their own homes. That lady's 911

1:32:48

call was hilarious. She's like, pig's attacking my grandma!

1:32:50

Pig's attacking my grandma! This is just looking out

1:32:52

the window the next stage like a damn pig

1:32:54

is back. It's got my boyfriend

1:32:56

now! The pig is after my boyfriend now!

1:32:58

That death pig is back! They're just looking out

1:33:00

the window to see the pig. Tuesday

1:33:02

in the pig's back. We can't leave the

1:33:05

house now. Where's my pig playing now? What

1:33:07

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1:35:16

friend in the face? What

1:35:18

crafty way did a porch pirate steal a

1:35:20

package? And how did a

1:35:22

woman have a not so happy ending? All

1:35:24

that plus it sucks to be old coming

1:35:26

up. The first this. Man,

1:35:35

Florida is messed up. In

1:35:37

Florida two men were playing

1:35:40

a game in

1:35:42

which they were testing each other's

1:35:44

readiness to face real

1:35:46

danger. Oh yeah,

1:35:48

this is what guys do this every once

1:35:50

in a while. The

1:35:53

result? Who already are you?

1:35:55

One of the guys accidentally shot his

1:35:57

buddy in the face. He

1:36:00

was ready. He was the other one wasn't. Yeah,

1:36:02

he wasn't ready Well,

1:36:08

apparently I wasn't as prepared as I thought Am

1:36:12

I dead though? Am I dead? You're not dead

1:36:16

Just a different face. Yeah, your

1:36:18

jaw won't be the same. Your

1:36:20

jaw. No, no, no, the jaw

1:36:22

is important I know We're supposed

1:36:24

to eat Thanks bud

1:36:28

Sorry, man, sorry. Mm-hmm

1:36:30

Brad Markey Perez as you

1:36:32

can see here He

1:36:35

was arrested after being accused of

1:36:37

firing around into the jaw of

1:36:40

his friend They're

1:36:42

not releasing the name of his

1:36:44

friend What

1:36:46

kind of moronic thing were they I

1:36:49

don't know Dodge

1:36:51

the bullet now. Yeah Your

1:36:54

key like what were they doing? I'm

1:36:56

gonna aim right for your face now

1:36:59

be prepared turn your head And

1:37:03

both comes out there quick Oh God Oh Super

1:37:07

yeah, you can see this guy's picture at David

1:37:09

and Chuck the freak calm if you want to

1:37:11

check this idiot out According to

1:37:13

a police affidavit both men owned guns

1:37:16

and would routinely have drills Where

1:37:20

one would try to get the jump on the

1:37:22

other as a form of Prepping

1:37:24

for real danger. Okay, that's

1:37:26

fine. You you want to do

1:37:28

something like that not recommended with the gun a

1:37:31

real one ever Not

1:37:33

against another person But

1:37:36

loaded But it

1:37:38

was loaded. Yeah, he was

1:37:40

ready. Oh my god. Gotcha. Yeah, I

1:37:43

guess we should've used paintballs I'm so

1:37:45

sorry. Yeah, but you got to think

1:37:47

that through Nerf guns Yeah, Nerf guns.

1:37:49

Yeah, normally I guess they would Perform

1:37:52

these drills with unloaded firearms or

1:37:55

using a cap style ammunition. That's

1:37:57

a non-functioning ground But in this

1:37:59

instance The suspect

1:38:01

thinks he accidentally left the safety off and

1:38:03

pulled the trigger. Oh my God. Well you

1:38:05

just can't. I mean it's just dumb. They

1:38:09

were basically playing cops and robbers. Yeah.

1:38:11

With real guns. With real guns. Reportedly

1:38:14

the victim didn't want to press charges

1:38:16

and he asked police to stop investigating.

1:38:19

But the cops say nope. The investigation

1:38:21

continues. Yeah. Some stuff you

1:38:23

don't really have any choice in. Yeah. They're

1:38:26

like oh no I'm sorry you got shot

1:38:28

in the face so. That's a

1:38:30

big deal. We gotta look into it. Yeah. No

1:38:33

it is a big deal. I'm fine. So be

1:38:35

careful with your prepping buddy. Yeah.

1:38:39

They're serious you know. Trust

1:38:42

me. They definitely think they're serious. And

1:38:44

they're ready. Oh you're more ready than

1:38:46

these two. So

1:38:48

you like what are they prepping for? Like

1:38:51

honestly what's up their minds? No you know

1:38:53

what's coming. If you don't know what's coming

1:38:55

then you don't know what's coming. The end

1:38:58

of days zombie apocalypse. Not zombies. You know

1:39:00

what's coming. Do you think that guy is

1:39:02

ready for anything? No he's a moron. He's

1:39:04

got someone in the face. They're

1:39:08

like a couple kids. They're dead. They're

1:39:10

gonna have a gun. That's the first two

1:39:12

that really people who know what they're doing

1:39:14

is they're gonna go and steal their gun

1:39:17

now. I'm gonna say the first thing

1:39:19

they'll do in the apocalypse is lose their guns to somebody

1:39:21

tougher. It's

1:39:23

unfortunate because it looks like maybe the guy's

1:39:25

home is now identified in this story and

1:39:27

then someone who really knows what they're doing

1:39:29

is like we know they've got guns and

1:39:31

ammo there and some food I bet. Yeah

1:39:33

we're gonna take some food. Maybe the medicine

1:39:36

too. We can't wait. Yeah they can't wait

1:39:38

to deal with these guys from probably thousands

1:39:40

of yards away. Right. With

1:39:42

no problem. A man in

1:39:44

Indiana has been arrested after police

1:39:46

say he robbed his barber and

1:39:49

threatened to shoot up the barber shop

1:39:52

because the guy messed up his haircut. No.

1:39:56

You can understand it. Yeah I know he's good as anybody. Everybody

1:39:58

gets it. Yeah, I'm

1:40:01

gonna say it's been a long time for me, but You

1:40:04

want but I will say this before I've gone I've

1:40:08

gone to a place even for them to

1:40:10

like trim my beard and I've laughed and

1:40:12

I've been like oh god

1:40:15

Yeah Wasn't the best.

1:40:18

Whenever I've had anybody trim my beard. They

1:40:20

always they always screw it up. Yeah It's

1:40:22

just I you try to explain how you

1:40:24

want it to look and then they just

1:40:26

have their own idea and then it's like

1:40:28

Wow, yeah, I look weird. I

1:40:30

just thought they're making me weird Saw

1:40:33

this on social media actually a buddy Completely

1:40:36

shaved face for the first time and as

1:40:39

long as I've known him and because of that

1:40:41

someone screwed up When they were

1:40:43

trimming and cut a big line Myself

1:40:48

kind of where I've tried to take

1:40:50

it back when it was like really

1:40:53

Bushy and then I realized oh no that kind

1:40:55

of screwed up over here I'm just gonna have

1:40:57

to take it like down to a certain. Yeah

1:40:59

size or whatever. I hate when that happens I've

1:41:02

had like like an attachment that I thought was gonna

1:41:04

be like an overall like make it a certain way

1:41:06

Yeah, and then it was too short. I'm like Three

1:41:13

weeks of this. Yeah. Oh, no, I did I just

1:41:15

did the same thing. I think the last time I

1:41:17

shaped it I was like, oh god went

1:41:20

way too far with it way too far

1:41:22

What a loser this guy 24 year

1:41:24

old that Davy and Hainard Was

1:41:27

arrested on charges of felony robbery and

1:41:29

intimidation the arrest stem from an argument

1:41:31

between him and his barber This picture

1:41:33

is intimidated. I don't want to know

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I get his right. I would be like I

1:41:39

forgot how to I

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don't know how to do it. I mean mother.

1:41:44

He sure does. Yeah, he does better get it

1:41:46

and listen like Black

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guys get all sorts of cool

1:41:50

things done right they get

1:41:53

us like a sweet line done and all

1:41:55

sorts of it It's gotta be Perfect.

1:41:58

It's gotta be like that's

1:42:00

high-stakes yet at the high stakes

1:42:03

game the play officers

1:42:05

uh... were called about one twenty in

1:42:07

the afternoon to the kings and queens

1:42:09

barbershop for a robbery that

1:42:11

it just happened they arrived they spoke

1:42:13

with the guy later identified

1:42:16

as devian who said

1:42:18

that during a scheduled haircut the barber

1:42:20

totally messed his hair up he

1:42:24

admitted that he got upset with the barber

1:42:26

but he let the haircut continue that

1:42:29

when the barber messed up again on the

1:42:31

whole causing him

1:42:33

to rip the cake off jump

1:42:36

up and began

1:42:38

arguing with the barber the

1:42:40

barber said shut up dude your

1:42:42

cut by and

1:42:45

that's when the guys left him right across

1:42:47

the thing but i don't know that wrong

1:42:49

answer you

1:42:52

can only think you'd like yes you

1:42:54

know that you're it's free now uh...

1:42:57

they spoke with the barber he

1:42:59

said the guy kept yelling about his line being

1:43:01

messed up during the hair cut the

1:43:04

barber confirmed that he did stand up

1:43:06

and striking but he was

1:43:08

able to calm them down and continue but

1:43:12

then he stood up again and it was done

1:43:15

he said while standing in the shop he

1:43:17

said how about we just fight i

1:43:21

don't want to i

1:43:23

really don't i'd

1:43:26

prefer we don't want to do that after

1:43:29

saying this the

1:43:31

guy put his hand next to his waist

1:43:33

and said or i'd just

1:43:35

shoot your ass up yeah that's

1:43:38

the other concern once

1:43:41

again and he told the barber to give

1:43:43

him all of his money oh well he

1:43:45

took it right to robbery you

1:43:47

might as well give me all the money video

1:43:51

footage reviewed by police shows this guy yelling

1:43:53

before the barber pulled out his wallet he

1:43:56

then seen snatching the wallet from the barber

1:43:58

and pulling out cash When

1:44:01

he started to give the wallet back though, he noticed

1:44:03