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It's Friday bitches, it's
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Friday bitches, it's
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Friday, it's Friday, yeah,
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yeah, come on. It's
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Friday bitches, it's
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Friday bitches, it's
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Friday, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah. It
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is Friday bitches. On
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this 22nd day of March, thanks for being with
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us on Dave and Chef the Freak. How's everybody?
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Just wonderful. Good, good. Got
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through another week. Yep. Yeah,
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just barely. Just barely over here. Longest
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week ever. Just barely. But
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we did it. It's Easter
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season, which means there's a decent
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chance you might encounter black jelly
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beans, which some people
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love and some people hate. Survey
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asked people about controversial
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foods and
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wanted to know whether you think they're nasty or
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delicious. So
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let's see where you rest on this.
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Black licorice. I hate it. Well,
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black licorice I hate, but
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black jelly beans, the black
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licorice flavored suckers. I
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like licorice. I don't love it. I like it.
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Yeah, you'll eat just the black licorice. I like the
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flavor of licorice. So you don't like, what is it
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about black, if you like that flavor, Chuck, what's it
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about black licorice you don't like? I don't know. Like
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what are those stupid little square candies? We talk about
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them all the time. Good and plenty's. Are they good
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and plenty's? Like they're the licorice
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flavor. Yeah, they taste terrible to me, but
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like there's a synthetic version of that flavor
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that I can't get enough of. You
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like it as fake as possible. Oh yeah. Okay.
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Especially like suckers that are just,
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it's simulated black licorice
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flavor. Amazing stuff. I'm not a
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fan of it. In fact, there's
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some. Oohs that taste like it. I love it.
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I know. Ooh, I don't like Sambuca.
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Amber loves Sambuca. Yeah. I
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don't like it. I ever
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made some curry and they
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must have had that flavor in it like
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that Whatever is it aniseed like what yeah,
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yeah, that's how you pronounce it. I think
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I always it looks like anus. Yeah Drink
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a little anus in there. I think it's anus actually
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it's aniseed. I think right okay I guess yeah,
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and so this must have been in whatever this
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curry powder She used because all I could taste
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was black licorice and it was gross Yeah, that's
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what Lenny just made on me so soup over
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like the weekend or whatever or I don't know
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when it was the other Day and he had
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that in there and I'm like, what is
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it? What is it supposed to be in here? It's
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a wild choice and it is and I looked up
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rushing like oh, yeah it is But then he had
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to tone down that flavor. So I was like, it's
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pretty powerful I don't know about that in the suit,
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but that's the thing it can it can overpower everything
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else Right, especially if you don't like it, it sticks
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out but 59% of Americans think
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black licorice is gross They're
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not cool with that flavor blue cheese of
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it. Love it. I like blue cheese. Yep It's
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strong. I love a strong cheese. Therefore
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42% of Americans say gross
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carrots I'll eat
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them fine with them. I like them raw. I don't like them
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cooked I'm the exact opposite if
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they have to be cooked like a bitch. Yeah, really. I
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don't know if that's a saying Well,
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I'll say this like I'm kind of
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like I'll eat them any way but
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What does disturb me is when
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they're cooked halfway. Oh,
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yeah, that's bad They're like a lot of restaurants
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cook it halfway. It might be like the way
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it's supposed to be done And
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I just am food moron so I
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don't know but yeah when you when
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it's like soft Halfway
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and then crispy raw. It's like what do
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you try it like? Let's make
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a uniform thing here It's like an al
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dente carrot. Yeah, I don't like that like
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a purple carrot. It's no good. I do too Is
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there a difference in flavor between purple carrots and
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orange carrots? It is. It's a little different. I
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think so, yeah. Okay. Hmm. I don't think I've
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ever tried one. I only like carrots in like
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soups and stews and stuff where I really can't
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taste them. Yeah. That's the only time I like
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them cooked is if they're in a soup and
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you just, they have no flavor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Five percent say they are gross when
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it comes to carrots. Olives? I
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hate them. No, I can't do them. Love black
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olives. Eat them by the can. I love black
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olives, too. I like them all. 32 percent of
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Americans say they're gross. They didn't specify which
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kind, by the way. So I love
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black. Keep trying to get into them. I know you do love black. I
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keep trying to get into them. Yeah. Alright.
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You're right, Dave. But
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I can't, I don't know what it is because I like olive
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oil, you know? I just didn't
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like any kind of olive in the green. I've
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tried like fresh olives when we were on vacation
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somewhere in Europe and they were really good. And
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I had them heated once with an
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almond inside of them and I like them. But
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just regular canned olives, I just
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can't do it. 32 percent of Americans think they're gross. Broccoli.
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Yeah, I like broccoli.
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I don't mind broccoli. Yeah, most of America's
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okay with it. Only nine percent think it's
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nasty. Pickles? I'm
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out. I don't know. I get
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it going phases where I don't mind pickles and then
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sometimes the idea of a pickle really grosses me out.
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I love pickles. Yeah. Again,
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as I said just the other day, only artificial pickle flavor
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do I enjoy. But 16 percent
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of Americans think regular pickles are gross. Okra.
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Yeah. Okra's weird. I
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was wondering about you, Lise, because you know, Lenny's obviously from that
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part of the country where okra's a big part of food. Yeah.
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And you don't, you're not a
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big fan? No, I mean, yeah. I like it
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in gumbo. Yeah, that's the only thing. But
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he doesn't cook with it unless it's a gumbo or something,
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thankfully. But he doesn't, he
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likes it, but that's just part of you grow up there.
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Yeah, you're gonna eat it. Yeah. It
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really grosses me out when it's like super mushy. Yeah. Like
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when over. Overcooked right like if you're
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making gumbo you got to put it in like right near
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the end You can't let it sit in there the whole
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time or it will just be a big
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old mush mess beats I Love
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beats. I'm out on the tequila on my
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beats. I like yellow. Oh
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really just yellow. You don't like the purple one Yeah,
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sometimes no can no. I don't like Do
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they all taste like dirt or is it mostly
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the red ones that taste like well People say
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they have a dirt like an earthy they do
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have an earthy taste to them But it depends
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if they're pickled or just you know cooked it
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depends how you like them right? Yeah I
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like the most ways I grew up on beats
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So I don't know for some reason a lot
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of root vegetables were big in Ireland. Oh, yeah,
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well you guys know But
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30% of Americans think beats
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are gross raisins Finally
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something I hate yeah Who
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likes raisins I'd be disturbed I Think
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it like in the early 1900s. It used to be
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like the only thing they had that was close to
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candy Yeah, it was like before they discovered sugar, right?
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I'll eat a raisin myself to It's
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in a cookie. I've had a pickle
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raisins which were actually shockingly
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good But
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that was like in a dish so But
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Man, it's like nothing usually nothing upsets
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me more than getting something like a
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cinnamon roll That
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I think doesn't have raisins and then it
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has those the biggest reasons they could find
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Honestly when I when I see you like
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an oatmeal cookie, and I'm like oatmeal chocolate
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chip my favorite cookie And then I bite
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in and it's a raisin. It's awful. Yeah,
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I just want to slap someone across the
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face Yeah, whoever put those raisins in there
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old lady sink raisins goes Yeah,
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chocolate chips go amazing
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listen up old bitches yeah
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mushrooms Not the
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biggest fan. I'm okay with them 24%
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in one gross. I'm not like
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hey, you know what I'm gonna have a
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portobello burger today. Yeah No, I'm not that
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guy either. No, I'm a plain old button
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mushroom fella. Yeah, but I'm like mushrooms on
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steak. That's fine mushrooms on pizza That's fine.
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I don't like the canned mushrooms. They've always
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grossed me. Oh god mushrooms are revolting I
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asked that when I order pizza are they
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canned or fresh a lot of them are
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canned I think I'm yeah, I think I'm
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used to canned mushrooms because of pizza places.
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Oh, they're so gross. Yeah I
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can 24% of Americans think they're
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gross tofu. I don't like
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can't do it I mean, I'm just I've never
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sat down and been like I'm
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gonna make some tofu. I tried it one time and I
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was like, why did the people why? Why
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you try it because like it's almost like
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eating but not eating or something and they
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always tell you it just it Just takes
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the flavor of whatever else. It doesn't you
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know what? What
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I've never had steak enough it just
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tastes like white mush. Yeah, I just
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never believed anyone Yeah,
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I had a deep fried one time and it
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was just like white mush in the center of
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a deep fried breading It was pretty bad if
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you can't deep fry something Think
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about that right deep fry even if you
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don't like mushrooms a deep fried mushroom was
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probably be fine. Okay. Yep You know,
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I've had tempura carrots. I don't really like
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carrots still was delicious Right,
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yeah, and it's still no good Yeah,
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I remember biting into it mean like I don't
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understand And
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is it like is it a vegetarian thing? Yeah.
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Yeah, right So I
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just I just have to assume that it's
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because you don't taste a lot of other
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stuff You're just like no it really tastes
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it really takes that flavor and takes it
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to the next level like the man food
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It's no good. Yeah, you probably
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been tofued quite a bit. Yep. Yeah, my
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tofu. What's the worst tofu dish you had
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Jason? Cuz you went through you dabbled
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in certain I don't know if
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I've had a dish you just added it to its
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yeah that's the thing you know like
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stir-fry and you throw it in there
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I'm like what are these cubes? Ew.
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20% of Americans think tofu is
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gross which is shocking
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I thought it would have been higher sushi
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I like sushi I don't like all
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of it I don't like all of it no yeah some
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of it is really really bad yeah I have my favorites 18%
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of Americans think sushi is gross marzipan
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oh I don't know man you do I
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hate that flavor I grew up like it
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mixed with something else okay my aunt
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one of my aunt's loved it and always had
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it out at holiday gatherings it was generally it
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was like the icing on top of the cake
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or whatever oh no that's mean yeah that's what
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it was for them in Ireland like they used
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it like a beet cake with marzipan I don't
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even know what
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that is like a cheese yeah it's like
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uh what would you say Dave like
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I'm looking it
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up because I really don't even know
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what the hell it is I've had
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it with like like sweet things before
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I like her to combine it you
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just can't have it on its own
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oh my very ready marscapone that's oh
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no no no you're you're thinking of
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marscapone these marzipan is this look it's
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a ready to eat sweet treat traditionally
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found in shops in Europe made from
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ground almond sugar and egg whites I'm
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sure I've had that before too but
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like a cookie often you know you can
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shape it into these things no it's like
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soft chuck it looks like a fudge consistency
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yeah like so they can use it on
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like to make icing out of it or
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mean yeah so I'm not a fan and
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18% of Americans do not like the taste
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of marzipan peace Where
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you stand on peas? I'm fine with peas.
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I'm okay with peas. I'm okay. I don't like
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a bunch of them together I hate frozen peas. I'll
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eat any pea. I like the
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fresh really I can't stand frozen peas
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but 16% of Americans think frozen
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peas are gross Or
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peas I guess in general Do you like
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the peas in the shoot thing or do
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you like them outside of that? So you
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want them in? Yeah But
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as long as I don't know there's a different
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taste to like like a bag of frozen peas
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Yeah, yeah, that's just not as yeah It's
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not for me If you ever made a reservation
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at a restaurant and then no showed when the
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timing didn't work out or found a better option
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All the time well in the future
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you're gonna be charged for that the
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future. It's well. Yes you it's right
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now Yeah, a lot of places and
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you report says many restaurants operate on
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slim margins And when they hold a
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table for someone who doesn't show they
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lose money So a
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lot of them are starting to
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charge non refundable deposits when
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you reserve a table There's a
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restaurant owner in Boston Woman
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and she I was following on Instagram.
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She will shame you she will publicly
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shame you for not I
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saw that but she's nuts, right? I
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saw the same thread because I was vaccinated
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by it. That's too bad Grandmother
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died, you know, like I would I would
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light her ass but right back up She's
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not talked about how much it costs or
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it's a small restaurant. Is that same one?
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It's gone. Maybe it's different There's this no,
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I don't think it is. Okay, it's not
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Italian. Well, yeah, it's in the Italian area
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Okay, because this woman it turns out she's
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crazy and she's ripping all sorts of people
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up online. Yeah, I don't know So
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she will yeah, she will
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publicly Humiliate you but you
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do not show up because of
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how much money it costs. That is rude you guys. Come
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on Like don't do that that. These are
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small businesses, they're trying to survive.
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If you make a reservation, though,
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I know, but then they'll call
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and cancel it. Well, yeah, I'm
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curious enough to call and cancel. Yeah,
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but I think a lot of times
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when life happens, life doesn't happen like
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24 hours beforehand. Usually
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life happens like six hours
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beforehand. And if you go on a lot of these
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places and you're making reservations, it'll say like,
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if you don't cancel 24 hours in advance.
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No, that's true. You have to give them.
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Yep. You know, so some high
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end restaurants in bigger cities already charge
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a reservation fee, which is then deducted
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from your bill after
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you show up to drink or
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dine there. So I like
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eight of us, I think eight or 10 of us
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got together before the holidays. And I
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was in charge of making the reservation
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at this place downtown. And
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they it was, I think because it
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was a group, it was 100 bucks
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a person in
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advance. Oh, so
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it was 10 because it was $1,000 I
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had to put on my credit card. Oh
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my God, in heaven to hold the reservation.
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It was on me. I said
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I didn't know this when I'm like, Oh, I'll make
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the reservation. You got to depend on all these
15:14
people to show up. Right. And I
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said that to Amber. I'm like, if two people don't show
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up, we still got to eat $1,000 worth of
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stuff and
15:23
drinks. Like that was a lot
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of pressure. Yeah, that's crazy. It ended
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up working out. Everyone showed up and
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you know, it we all
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split the bill. Obviously, they just gave me the money
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for their part. But it was like
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stressful. I was thinking, Oh my God, if
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someone doesn't show, I still
15:41
got to cover that 100 bucks. I
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don't know how good food would have to
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be for me to eat at a place
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that would ask for a deposit a day
15:49
ahead. I've had to do it before. Really?
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I've never had to know that much, but
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I would freak out. Yeah. Just be like,
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no, nevermind. Yeah. They mean that there's a big
15:57
difference between like a table of 10 and like.
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a couple. I get that
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too. If you're saving three or four tables,
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that does start to cut into their bottom
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line. There
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isn't a specific amount. A lot of places charge, but
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it can range from 50 to 100 bucks or
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50 bucks to 100 bucks a person, which
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is what I encountered. It can
16:20
be easy to implement, especially if you use
16:22
apps like OpenTable and Resi because they just
16:24
take your credit card when you book. Other
16:28
industries already do this, they point out.
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Vacation homes, resorts, hotels, they'll keep your
16:32
deposit if you don't cancel by a
16:34
certain time. Doctors and dentists can charge
16:37
you fees if you skip out on
16:39
appointments at the last minute. Naturally,
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none of us want more fees added to
16:43
going out, but this could be good in
16:45
one way for people who don't skip out.
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Restaurants say it'll be a way for
16:50
them to recover losses from holding a
16:52
table that doesn't punish other diners like
16:54
having to say, adjust the price of
16:56
food because they keep taking hits. According
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to information from that OpenTable app, 28%
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of Americans admit
17:04
they haven't shown up for a reservation they've made
17:07
within the past year. I
17:09
only had it happen once, but that was that place
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I couldn't find parking, and so I just left. It
17:14
was my favorite spot. They did not charge, which they
17:16
said they would, but they did
17:18
not charge, which was nice. Yeah, there are
17:20
some places online that says they're going to
17:23
do it and then they end up not
17:25
doing it, but I
17:27
think it's usually because they realize, well,
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if you charge me for not showing up and I had
17:32
something fairly bad happen, I'm never
17:35
going to come back. Right,
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that's it. Yeah, like I'm never
17:40
going to come back. Obviously, I was interested in
17:42
going. I did make a reservation, so I wanted
17:44
to go to your place, but
17:48
I can understand it. I agree with what you said,
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too, though, Chuck. I'd be totally fine with it, I
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think, if there was a couple hours. If your reservation
17:55
was at 8, you had until 5 to cancel. Yeah,
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good 24 hours in advance. You're right like you
18:03
just stuff can come up happen. Yeah, it's like
18:05
It's like or whatever anything could happen. Well
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not you know a lot of time in
18:09
the dating world. It's you know it's like
18:13
Somebody whoever it's on whoever it's on, but if
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you're the guy and you're like doing traditional I'm
18:18
gonna set things up, and I'm gonna try and
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then all of a sudden. It's like you
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know Someone flaked out or
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wasn't really gonna happen you didn't
18:27
realize it You know it's
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like there's many different things that can happen to people
18:32
and that it's like on the phone like hey Mike
18:35
what are you doing, bud? You want to come
18:37
out? Apparently
18:39
that 50 bucks the woman you're talking about
18:41
in Boston is in the news because someone
18:43
was in the hospital having an emergency And
18:46
she still charged the 250 dollar cancellation fee.
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I want to know if it's the same
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person The Boston
18:53
guy disputed it with his credit card
18:55
company and the woman messaged
18:57
him shaming him and arguing with him
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Yeah, I don't know My problem with
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the businesses that have these deposits that are automatic and
19:06
they take them out of your credit card is they're
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like We're gonna hold on to that money from for
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24 hours to three weeks. Oh,
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yeah Yeah
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Yeah, it is It
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all depends. Oh there it is here about
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currently facing backlash online over
19:25
a response to a customers
19:28
cancelled reservation Like
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I know myself like if I see that that's
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it like I would never go to this person
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Yes, like I've been doing this for a long.
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I've been following her for a long time. So
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I said, oh, this is the one Yeah
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But like I've just you know So
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this Boston restaurant facing backlash online
19:53
for his response to a customer's
19:55
canceled reservation Jen Royal owner of
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table located in the north end
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became entangled in a heated
20:01
exchange with a customer, Trevor
20:04
Chauvin-Dicaro, after he canceled his
20:06
reservation because of a hospitalization.
20:09
I guess this woman has appeared on
20:11
Beat Bobby Flay. She's described as a
20:13
celebrity chef. But they
20:15
also wrote when she was
20:18
in Boston Magazine that she isn't
20:20
shy about getting into public spats
20:22
with rude customers. Over
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the past week, though, this story has picked up attention.
20:30
And there's multiple videos being posted. In
20:32
a thread posted to X, Trevor
20:35
showed screenshots of his back and
20:37
forth messages with Tables account on
20:39
Instagram initiated by Jen. The conversation
20:42
started with her sarcastically thanking him
20:44
for screwing over her restaurant and
20:46
staff after Trevor used his credit
20:48
card's travel insurance to get reimbursed
20:51
for the restaurant's $250 reservation
20:54
cancellation fee. She said,
20:56
I really hope in the future you
20:58
have more respect for restaurants, especially
21:00
small businesses such as mine,
21:03
pathetic. Jen concluded in
21:05
her message. This thread has now been viewed over 24 million
21:07
times. I missed all this. I
21:09
saw that she's been doing this and I
21:11
missed that there was a bunch of controversy,
21:14
that this all went viral. I had no
21:16
idea. I ended up unfollowing because I
21:18
was so uncomfortable with all of it. I was
21:20
like, God. Like secondhand embarrassment. It was just bad
21:22
energy. I'm like, my God, these people. But
21:28
this is the thing, right? So like when you
21:30
put this kind of energy out, eventually you're going
21:32
to get bit, right? So most
21:34
people, it's like you got a lazy baby
21:36
like Chuck the Freak and he just canceled last
21:38
second because he decided to stay home and play
21:40
video games. You can make fun
21:42
of me all you want, but then like
21:45
someone goes to the hospital and you're like,
21:47
you're making the same amount of fun of
21:49
them. And
21:51
then it goes viral and 24 million people
21:53
have seen it. Yeah. And
21:55
you look really bad. I always found her story fascinating
21:58
because I think she was in broadcasting sports broadcasting. or
22:00
something and then opened up this restaurant. I
22:02
thought that is highly impressive. I'm like, wow,
22:04
she really made a transfer in businesses. Right,
22:07
she did. On
22:09
Resi, the app that this
22:11
restaurant uses to collect reservations,
22:13
the restaurant mentions its policy
22:15
of 72-hour notice for cancellations.
22:18
They state that same-day cancellations and
22:20
no-shows are charged full price for
22:22
the $125 per
22:25
person price-fixed meal. If
22:28
you cancel less than 72 hours
22:30
in advance, you're still paying $125 a person.
22:35
This guy responded to Jen, the restaurant
22:37
owner, stating that his decision to use
22:39
his credit card's travel insurance was not
22:42
made lightly or to screw over the
22:44
restaurant, but that he needed to cancel
22:46
the reservation because he was in the
22:48
emergency room. According
22:50
to Trevor, his husband allegedly
22:53
tried to call the restaurant to explain the
22:55
situation, but he was told
22:57
to take it up with his credit card if
22:59
he was so butthurt about it by
23:01
someone who answered the phone. That's
23:04
what they said? That's what
23:06
he's saying they said. That's
23:10
funny because when we went to Boston, one
23:12
of the times I thought about recommending this
23:14
restaurant, like, hey guys, we could all go
23:16
to this restaurant, but when I realized that
23:18
this is the situation, I'm like, I can't
23:20
depend on you guys to show up at this
23:23
place. We're probably not welcome
23:25
there anymore now. No, no, not now.
23:28
It'll destroy us because we don't show
23:30
up. Oh, yeah, you're right. Can
23:33
you imagine? No. Morning
23:35
show doesn't show up. We'd be ripped
23:37
to shreds. Oh my God. We
23:40
send the Dave and Chuck army out to get it. But
23:44
it does look like she has good food, I have to say
23:46
that. A lot of places
23:48
have good food that you don't have
23:50
to put up with someone who's, who's
23:53
unreasonable. A lot of
23:55
good food out there. Have
23:58
you heard of the Outback? The
24:00
Olive Garden. Have
24:03
you heard of those joints? The Lumenonions? Good
24:05
every time. Good every time. No one will
24:07
know you. This isn't the exchange I saw
24:09
either. It
24:14
was a different one with a woman that went
24:16
viral. And that's the one
24:18
that I read and found out about this woman on
24:20
that thread. This is like what
24:22
she does. And she doesn't care if she
24:25
gets this kind of attention from it at
24:27
all. Nope. Yeah
24:29
because you know we've said it is
24:31
bad attention even. Is it really bad?
24:35
Probably not. More people
24:37
know about a restaurant now. I
24:40
just know I put you in a category of not for me. You
24:43
know because I just I can't make I don't
24:46
I'm not good at plans. And
24:49
you know it doesn't it some
24:51
people are like Dave and like Dave knows what
24:53
he's doing next year. I
24:56
don't know what I'm doing tonight. Or
25:03
tomorrow. Yeah it's too much. You know
25:06
so I can't. You
25:08
72 hours. Oh that's crazy to get
25:10
out of here. So it's not for
25:12
you. Nope. Right
25:14
so you never booked that place
25:16
to begin with. But
25:19
man go
25:21
to this restaurant Yelp because you'll
25:23
be entertained. That's
25:26
just so crazy. So people do they they'll blab
25:28
they'll put her on blast a bit. Oh
25:31
yeah. And she responds
25:33
right away. She doesn't
25:35
let anything go by. But she's
25:37
happy. I'm so happy. I'm glad
25:40
things worked out. We got
25:42
this email that came in to email at Dave
25:44
and Chuck the Freak dot com. This guy apparently
25:46
had a Dave moment. He says hey
25:48
guys I get caught up listening to the podcast while
25:51
I work. I heard you guys talking about the times
25:53
Dave has stuck his foot in his mouth and
25:55
I had one I had to share with you guys. I
25:57
used to work in a truck part shop. And
26:00
one of the guys looked really depressed one day and
26:02
I thought maybe he's just having an off day and
26:04
I looked at him and said, Hey man, you all
26:07
right? Oh God. Looks like someone just killed
26:09
your dog or something. Oh God. He
26:12
looked at me and he looked
26:14
like he was either going to break down or
26:17
kill me. Yep. It turns
26:19
out his dog had
26:21
just died the day before,
26:23
but the twist is he's
26:25
pretty sure his neighbor poisoned
26:27
his dog and
26:30
he said, it looks like someone
26:32
just killed your dog or something. Oh
26:34
no. That's just a coincidence.
26:38
He said it was the last time I ever
26:40
used that saying. Yeah, you shouldn't say that again.
26:42
I felt like such a ball sack. What are
26:44
the chances? But yeah, and I
26:46
had to apologize for months after. Anyway,
26:49
I just wanted to let Dave know he's not
26:51
the only one that has huge oopsie poopsies. Poopsies?
26:55
Yeah, that's a tough one. That's
26:57
a big one. I guess to me, if
27:00
I walk, I
27:03
guess anywhere really, I walk
27:05
into someplace, even if I know the
27:08
person fairly decently and it looks like
27:10
they've been through a lot overnight. I
27:13
don't make any kind of comment about it.
27:15
I never make a comment. I don't ever,
27:17
ever. That's the safest way to handle it.
27:19
I don't need to be like, man, you
27:22
look so tired, man. It looks like you
27:24
went through it, huh? Dave loves to do
27:26
it to me on air. Oh, yeah. You're
27:28
risking it every time. He does. It's funny,
27:30
you are the only person I do it
27:32
with, I guess because you're my son and
27:34
I'm concerned. I don't know if he's taking it a
27:37
little far. It's just a bit, Dave.
27:40
You have your head and your hands and I'm
27:42
like, oh, I hope everything's all right, man. Yeah,
27:44
sure. You don't want to ask. See, I see him
27:46
do that all the time. I would never ask him.
27:48
I just know, okay, that's just Jason. That's
27:52
just what he does. He
27:54
stresses a lot and he puts his hands in his
27:56
face a lot. He's got some stress.
28:01
No, you're lucky I don't have a dog, you
28:04
know what I mean? So you can't mess with
28:06
them enough. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. All right, coming
28:08
up, we're gonna get to our first check of
28:10
the news here. What dark-sided plan did a California
28:12
pastor come up with? Are people
28:14
freaking out about the upcoming eclipse? And
28:17
which fast food place is testing
28:19
drone delivery? Let's find out. So,
28:22
I'm Dave Hunter, it is time now for a check of the news. A
28:30
California pastor and crazed father
28:32
has been arrested this week
28:35
after he allegedly paid several
28:38
men nearly 40 grand in
28:41
a murder-for-hire plot to
28:44
try and get his daughter's
28:46
boyfriend killed. This
28:48
is a pastor. Yeah,
28:50
it shouldn't shock a lot of people. Sometimes
28:53
they're not great people. Yeah, no. I
28:55
guess you're right. Sometimes they are not. Let's
28:58
get the latest on this crazy
29:00
story now from KTLA TV. Let's
29:02
listen into their report. A
29:05
shocking murder-for-hire case involving a local
29:07
pastor. Investigators say the preacher paid
29:09
tens of thousands of dollars in
29:12
the plot. Detectives say
29:14
the target of the murder was
29:16
the pastor's daughter's boyfriend. KTLA's
29:18
Shelby Nelson is live in Victorville with the story.
29:20
Shelby. Sure,
29:23
Micah. A
29:25
murder-for-hire plan that apparently didn't
29:27
go as planned for the
29:29
person who was allegedly orchestrating
29:32
that. Riverside PD says that
29:34
pastor up here in Victorville
29:36
hired men to kill his
29:38
daughter's boyfriend. And then they
29:40
apparently are saying that this
29:42
may have been prophesied. What?
29:47
We believe and we have
29:49
evidence to show that this
29:51
church pastor actually provided those
29:53
suspects with information of
29:56
the victim and where he was
29:58
at the evening of that shooting. Now
30:03
this is the booking photo of 47 year
30:05
old Samuel Pacias of Victorville. Riverside police say
30:07
he is a pastor of a Spanish speaking
30:09
church up here in Victorville and that he
30:11
allegedly hired this man, 55 year
30:14
old Juan Manuel Serrebras of Long Beach
30:16
along with some other people to carry
30:18
out the killing of his daughter's boyfriend.
30:21
Police say Pacias paid them about
30:23
$40,000 in which they surveilled the
30:25
boyfriend for weeks before Saturday, October
30:27
21st. These are
30:29
some of the photos from that night, several bullet holes
30:31
in the vehicle. Police say the
30:33
boyfriend was in Riverside's Orange Press
30:36
neighborhood when another vehicle pulls up
30:38
alongside him at Grove Community Drive
30:40
and Plainview Street and whoever was
30:42
inside starts shooting at him. The
30:45
boyfriend was hit several times but was
30:47
able to still drive off to a
30:49
hospital and get help. Luckily, he survived.
30:52
Police arrested Pacias last Wednesday at his
30:54
Victorville home and authorities say the Spanish
30:56
speaking church that Pacias was affiliated with
30:58
up here may have used another facility,
31:01
Turning Point Church, to deliver their sermons.
31:03
A pastor at Turning Point tells us in
31:05
no way do they want to be affiliated
31:07
with this. No, wow, murder?
31:11
We host services and
31:14
people just come in
31:16
for special events and so we
31:19
have no idea who's speaking or
31:21
who's singing. I've never heard the
31:23
man's name before, know nothing about
31:25
him and he has nothing to
31:27
do with our
31:30
church. Now
31:33
I asked Riverside PD if maybe the
31:36
pastor didn't like his daughter's boyfriend and
31:38
that's why he committed this crime or
31:40
allegedly committed this crime and
31:43
all this is pointing to it, it sounds
31:45
like, is his religion and his belief that
31:47
apparently compelled him to do this. That's
31:49
the very latest here in Victorville. I'm Shelby Nelson.
31:51
KTL 85 news. Thank you. That's
31:54
like the most successful of those we've ever heard.
31:57
Yeah, like he got to the gunshot. You
32:00
know, just they hired the wrong people. They weren't
32:02
good at shooting. Well, did you see the
32:04
guy he hired to kill? Yeah. He looked like
32:06
a killer to me. If I
32:08
was like, who should I hire? I'm like, that
32:11
guy, that guy looks pretty good. I will kill
32:13
him. I could kill him. Speaking
32:16
of churches, a Fort Myers woman
32:18
has been arrested for allegedly setting
32:20
two small fires, one at
32:22
a church. And then after
32:24
she was detained, she set
32:26
a fire in the back of the cop car. Well,
32:29
that's tough because you're in there. According
32:32
to the Fort Myers police department about, uh,
32:34
five 30 in the morning yesterday, an officer
32:36
put out a small fire near
32:38
a church. That's when they
32:40
found 42 year old Taylor,
32:43
Piatt naked and
32:46
near the fire. Now
32:48
this is the lady, but judging by her
32:51
mugshot, you wouldn't want to see
32:53
this dude nude. Mm-hmm. She's
32:55
had a very manly
32:58
look to her. Strong, handsome
33:00
woman. That
33:06
is what she's like. Yeah. I'm trying to
33:08
think like, which actor does she remind the
33:10
other Jack balance? Yeah. Yeah. They
33:14
found her naked near the fire.
33:16
Officers arrested her. Uh, the police
33:18
department said that while she was
33:20
in the patrol vehicle, she even
33:22
managed to start a small fire
33:25
in the backseat. She
33:27
had been searched beforehand, but they
33:29
believe she hid the lighter somewhere
33:31
officers wouldn't find it. Oh God.
33:34
What's in her vagina. Yeah.
33:38
She faces charges of arson and
33:40
damage to property or criminal mischief.
33:45
That is why it's a bold move to be inside
33:47
of a police car. You can't get
33:49
out of and light a fire in there. Oh,
33:51
it definitely, you just have to hope people are paying attention.
33:54
I guess. So, oh, you're
33:56
super crazy. Yeah. Looking late.
33:59
Right. She wears nearly gold.
34:02
Yeah, I'm surprised she wears
34:04
on horseback. Tell
34:08
me where Carly's gold is! That's what I'd say about
34:10
her, the cops. Oh,
34:14
that's funny. They
34:16
should have. Yeah, they absolutely should have. I
34:18
think she knows. Now
34:20
off to the Tampa Bay area where
34:23
a man was arrested after reporting a
34:25
carjacking that never happened. 32-year-old
34:28
Kenneth Davis Jr. told the dispatcher
34:30
that someone stole his Chevy Camaro
34:32
at gunpoint in the parking lot
34:34
of the Park Village Shopping Center
34:36
in Mulberry this week. The
34:38
sheriff's office says that Davis
34:40
eventually admitted to a deputy.
34:43
Aw, I made that up. My
34:46
girlfriend took my car. I just wanted to get it
34:48
back. He said this to the
34:50
cops, quote, I've been dealing with
34:52
you guys my whole life. I know what it takes
34:54
to get you out here faster. Oh, damn.
34:59
He now faces a charge of
35:01
falsifying a police report along with
35:03
drug charges after
35:06
saying the deputy found marijuana
35:08
and paraphernalia on him as
35:10
well. He
35:12
also had an outstanding warrant for failing
35:14
to appear in a previous
35:16
domestic violence case. It's
35:19
always wild to me like people will call
35:21
the cops when
35:23
they have all that kind of stuff on them, you
35:26
know? They do. They don't know how
35:28
justice works. No, no, no,
35:30
you're right. One tiny little
35:32
question that they ask
35:35
and you flub, they're
35:37
always like, you mind if I pat you
35:39
down? Yep. I think you have weed
35:42
on you. Yeah. Well,
35:44
big news out of Boston today,
35:46
a 62-year-old guy has become the
35:48
first person to ever
35:50
receive a pig
35:52
kidney transplant. Well,
35:55
let's keep our fingers crossed
35:58
here, huh? big
36:00
deal. Here's the story on
36:02
this one from Boston 25 News.
36:04
The FDA, a major breakthrough in
36:06
transplant medicine right here in Boston.
36:09
It was truly the most beautiful
36:11
kidney I have ever seen. Thank
36:14
you. That kidney came from a
36:16
pig and what's beautiful, it was
36:18
genetically engineered to work in humans.
36:20
Last weekend, surgeons at Mass General
36:22
Hospital transplanted that animal organ into
36:24
a man with kidney failure. The
36:26
first time that's ever been done.
36:29
Almost instantly, the kidney worked
36:32
when we saw the first year in output,
36:35
everyone in operating room, Boston
36:38
applause. That applause was
36:40
not just for the recipient 62 year
36:42
old Rick Slamman of lameth, but for
36:45
the whole field of transplant medicine, which
36:47
suffers from a chronic shortage of donor
36:49
organs. For example, more than 100,000 Americans
36:51
need kidney transplants, but each year just
36:54
20,000 get them. For the
36:56
rest, it can be years of waiting every
36:58
week. We have to
37:00
remove patients from the waiting
37:02
list because they become too sick to
37:05
get a transplant while on dialysis.
37:07
The barrier to implanting animal organs
37:09
into humans has always been the
37:11
rapid rate of rejection. To get
37:13
around that, Mass General researchers suppressed
37:15
antigens, added human genes and deactivated
37:18
certain pig viruses. This approach could
37:20
mean eventually a bountiful supply of
37:22
donor kidneys and hope for thousands
37:24
near the end of the line.
37:26
My deepest gratitude goes to our
37:28
MGH teams. I cannot think of
37:30
a more dedicated team in
37:33
the world and I'm honored to be part of
37:35
it. The patient who received the kidney
37:37
transplant was hardly chosen at random. Not
37:40
only did he have severe kidney disease,
37:42
but also an extreme intolerance to dialysis.
37:45
The hospital says he's doing
37:47
well. It's like a do or die
37:49
moment, I suppose, for that guy, you know?
37:51
Yeah, yeah. When I decided to try to
37:53
think. Yeah, see how it goes. Yeah,
37:56
these stories are crazy. The last one where they
37:58
put like a pig part in somebody. They were
38:00
like, he's great. And then it was like two weeks
38:02
later, they were like, he's gone. Yeah. And
38:04
they get a little, they tell them that a little
38:06
too early sometimes. Yeah, they do. They do. Let's
38:09
like give it a few weeks. Yeah. Yeah. And
38:11
then talk about it. That one was a heart, if you're right. Yeah.
38:14
Heart, yeah. But again, all
38:16
these are people that generally won't
38:18
survive anyway. Right. Those are
38:20
the people you need, right? Yeah. None of, no
38:22
healthier person is ever gonna agree to this, I
38:25
don't think. No, no. It's cool they're trying something
38:27
though, because that dialysis, I guess, is like a
38:29
living hell. Well, that's it. I mean,
38:31
like the kidney stuff, like if all of a
38:33
sudden you could just get a pig
38:35
kidney, that would change like a lot. Change
38:38
a lot of things. Oh,
38:40
for sure it would. Texas
38:42
man is the subject of a
38:44
federal investigation after he
38:46
allegedly boarded a Delta airline flight
38:48
in Salt Lake City without
38:51
a proper ticket this week. According
38:54
to a criminal complaint filed by the
38:56
FBI, 26
38:58
year old Wycliffe Furethard.
39:01
Oh yeah? From Texas was
39:03
removed from this Austin bound
39:05
Delta flight. I guess he
39:08
had been in Park City, Utah for a snowboarding trip,
39:10
and he needed to get home to see family, but
39:14
he couldn't afford the flight.
39:18
Yeah, but how did he get into
39:20
the airport? Yeah, I don't
39:22
know how that happened. But you have to know
39:24
your stuff. A photo of a
39:27
fellow passenger's boarding pass, but
39:29
that couldn't get you through security because they
39:31
have to match up the name on
39:34
your boarding pass with your ID,
39:36
right? Yeah,
39:38
unless you took a photo
39:41
of someone with pre-check. But
39:44
still, they still match it up. They still
39:47
do it. They don't just let you go.
39:49
They don't just take you out for it.
39:51
Digital face ID, but the computer knows that
39:53
you booked a flight in your face. So
39:55
if you haven't done that, it won't recognize
39:57
your face, right? Yeah, someone dropped the ball.
40:00
on this it seems like yeah yeah on
40:02
a couple like there's at least two spots
40:05
because you can't just get on that little
40:07
runway thing well he made it all the
40:09
way on the plane but that's
40:12
when someone realized okay
40:14
wait he's in that person's seat only
40:17
so many seats hard to fake
40:19
at that point yeah yeah apparently he
40:21
thought no one would notice he didn't have a
40:23
seat or be concerned when the other passenger scanned
40:25
and it would say they were already on board
40:27
he told authorities he made
40:29
a mistake he was just trying to get home now
40:32
he faces one federal charge
40:34
for stowing away on an aircraft
40:38
so it took the bus or something yeah no
40:40
federal charges there yeah there's like a $10 bus
40:43
yeah you won't be facing federal charges he was
40:45
pretty good at getting on that plane
40:55
well it's the I would
40:58
look into the TSA yeah
41:00
because that's where that's where the mistake
41:02
was initially right he never should have
41:04
been allowed into behind the security gates
41:06
right because he shouldn't
41:08
his that boarding pass wouldn't have
41:10
matched up with his name yeah
41:12
and then I don't know what he did he did like a
41:15
walk-in with a family type of
41:18
move or or he just used
41:20
the boarding path as long as
41:22
long as he was boarding before
41:24
that person yeah it
41:26
would have beep yep go ahead
41:28
mr. davison yeah they
41:31
don't check your ID there no long
41:34
as it hasn't been scanned yet it
41:36
lets you on the plane but when the other person
41:38
goes to scan and it
41:40
says you're already boarded that's
41:42
when they figure out something's up have
41:44
you guys been noticing I
41:47
know there's crazy people online there's a
41:49
ton of crazy people online but there's
41:51
all this crazy chatter about the eclipse
41:54
yeah because morons oh yeah
41:56
like they all believe the end is
41:58
now like they believe something bads
42:00
really gonna happen. I just always ignore
42:02
all that. Okay. It's out
42:04
of control now. Just yesterday I saw
42:07
a video telling me that the sun is not where it's
42:09
supposed to be. The
42:11
sun is not where it's supposed to be. Oh
42:13
yeah, okay. And
42:15
then other videos of it showing the
42:17
path of the
42:19
eclipse and people like,
42:21
that ain't even the way the moon
42:24
goes across the sky. Social
42:28
media has made it all this happen.
42:30
Oh, it's like flattered people? Yeah, the
42:32
sun flattered people, some people just trolling
42:34
and it's some damn lot of people.
42:37
And it's showing these signs
42:39
that FEMA has put up in certain
42:41
places urging people to be prepared
42:43
for events on April 8th and
42:46
all this stuff and I don't even know, the
42:48
signs are likely made up to begin with. Remember
42:51
when we talked about the
42:54
fact that they were gonna call the National Garden
42:56
because they're worried about parking and stuff like that?
43:00
When people heard that the National Guard was
43:02
coming in, they're like, it's because it's coming.
43:04
Right. So they're taking that, towns
43:07
freaking out that they think they're gonna be overwhelmed
43:09
with people and turning it into the end is
43:11
nigh. Yes. So
43:13
yeah, as this April 8th solar
43:15
eclipse draws closer, more and more
43:17
small towns are coming to the
43:19
realization that they might not be
43:21
as prepared as they'd like for
43:23
the impending crowds. And
43:26
within the path of totality have been urging
43:28
those that live there to stock up on
43:30
supplies and brace themselves
43:32
for traffic problems that will result
43:35
from far more vehicles than
43:38
their roadways normally handle. So that's probably
43:40
where it's coming from, right? You're telling
43:42
people to stock up on supplies. They're
43:44
taking that as. Yeah, they're not, you
43:46
know, horrible happening. Yeah. And
43:49
you're not being fully honest about it. And you know,
43:51
I'm blaming social media
43:53
for this. But really this happened. Why
43:55
to K and it was the news.
43:57
So it was like, everybody prepare. Yeah,
44:00
they hyped that up like it was going
44:02
to be everything would society would fall Yeah,
44:04
you're like that had so much food in
44:07
the basement. Oh, he was right. We ate
44:09
that food for like five years after Yeah,
44:12
don't you remember sitting though at midnight waiting
44:14
for something to happen? Anyone
44:17
that lived through that it's like yeah, okay, whatever
44:19
but that was before social media No,
44:21
yeah, imagine how much more
44:23
than way worse You
44:26
know in addition these towns might
44:28
experience overloaded cell phone towers They
44:30
say and they're asking even
44:33
schools to cancel the day To
44:36
ease the burden on the local
44:38
infrastructure on April 8th Do
44:40
you think as many people will show up as they
44:42
think or is it? I don't
44:44
understand why people are like why you crowd.
44:47
I don't get only we haven't cared this
44:49
much ever before No, why not is that
44:51
Chuck like you're the guy I would ask
44:53
about this stuff Why do people care more
44:55
about this eclipse than any I can remember?
44:58
You have to realize what's happening to society.
45:01
I believe we are headed back We
45:03
are headed back to believe in
45:06
in witches and burning people at
45:09
the stake and we're headed back there So
45:11
can you even imagine when you were just
45:13
told all of your answers
45:15
you were just getting from a certain? You
45:18
know like a church or whatever that was all
45:20
the answers now We get it all from whatever
45:22
Facebook feed you decide you're gonna follow. That's all
45:25
your answers and so now It's
45:28
like this mystical thing
45:30
again Before it
45:32
was just like it's scientific thing it happens
45:34
like once every couple of years is not
45:37
a big deal now It's becoming more like
45:39
it's a sign again. The sky's that Like
45:42
eventually we were gonna forget why it happens.
45:44
No, come on. No, like people are gonna
45:47
forget again But now we have books and
45:49
websites that tell you why it happens. Now
45:51
wait till we have to burn them all.
45:53
No somebody will make cave drawings of it.
45:55
Yep Just wait wasn't
45:58
there craziness in like 20? 2017
46:00
isn't that the solar eclipse? Yeah, that was like the one
46:03
where Trump was looking at it Image
46:12
was everywhere. Yeah, everyone was posting that
46:14
up. Yeah, I mean and don't look
46:16
at it Special
46:20
strong eyes So
46:25
See but more special It's
46:28
honestly, I don't know. It's like a minute
46:30
longer. I think that's it Because
46:33
the moon is closer. Yeah, we're supposed
46:35
to be like a minute longer of
46:37
total eclipse the
46:39
thing about every eclipse that I've
46:41
ever seen is there they talk
46:44
about how You
46:46
know, it's a minute longer or whatever but It
46:49
really it takes a real long time for
46:51
the full sun to disappear And then like
46:53
that split second where it's totally gone. It's
46:56
like you said it's one minute of your
46:58
life Yeah, it's one minute
47:00
out of how many minutes of life
47:02
do you have but then there's people
47:05
on social media Who
47:07
I believe are like trolling those people
47:09
right? Yeah, so now there's people like
47:11
showing parking lots full of
47:13
all these trucks What is this for?
47:15
Yeah, why are they setting up or
47:17
and they you know, they're finding like
47:20
Things that the scare scare you
47:22
different scare you politicians that are
47:24
out there stuff that
47:27
they've said about something else, but now they're like
47:30
Splicing it into the
47:32
you know eclipse talk.
47:34
So it's got everybody freaking
47:36
out We're
47:42
so stupid I'm starting to get more like scared on
47:44
the roads because of just how dumb people are I'm
47:46
always looking at my rearview mirror because I think somebody's
47:49
gonna blast me from behind when I opt Yeah,
47:51
cuz they're looking at their phone. Yeah. Oh big time.
47:53
Oh, no, that should be your concern. Yep Absolutely,
47:56
it should All
47:58
right. So chubby Listen up you'll
48:01
soon be able to get your food a lot
48:04
faster and I did a
48:07
new man
48:11
New drone delivery program has been
48:14
fired up by Wendy's They're
48:18
testing this out in Virginia
48:21
Actually, Christian burg, Virginia is the first city in
48:23
the nation where they're testing this service. I don't
48:25
think a place not to try this out No,
48:31
those are sky frosties There's
48:48
about 21,000 people there the
48:51
good citizens of Christian burg can use door
48:53
dash and select air
48:55
flight as their
48:58
delivery option Shortly
49:01
thereafter their order of burgers
49:03
fries air frosties or whatever
49:07
Will take to the skies and travel up to
49:09
65 miles an hour to get to them Pretty
49:13
much everything on Wendy's menu is
49:15
available for drone delivery And
49:17
if you are a bigger
49:19
and want a lot more they'll fire
49:21
up to a team of three drones
49:23
to your place Again
49:29
Your whole troop of German you know you've
49:32
got a problem if there's three drones needed
49:34
to bring you Person you're
49:36
only carry so much. Yeah,
49:38
what kind of drone carry honestly like good
49:40
like several pounds. Well If
49:43
you get the really big ones like I
49:45
saw a guy pick a deer carcass up
49:48
Whoa with one so but I don't know
49:50
what kind of drones Wendy's is gonna have
49:52
I don't know is Wendy's in charge of
49:54
the drone now door dash or dash. It's
49:56
door dashes part plane.
50:00
If you live there you have to order it. You have
50:02
to. You have to. You follow social media content or whatever.
50:04
Yeah, but also. And be like, I
50:09
know myself like if I'm also gonna shoot
50:11
it down. You are? Oh
50:14
yeah, like if I want, I would be
50:16
just on the lookout to shoot these things
50:19
down because that to me, my video of
50:21
me shooting it down is gonna
50:23
be way more popular than your video
50:25
of just Frosty's landing on your porch.
50:27
Yeah. I'm charged for that drone. You
50:29
know, but I could just plead
50:32
the eclipse. My flying Baconator is gonna be
50:34
freezing unless it's like insulated packaging. It has
50:36
to be insulated. It's gonna have to be
50:39
insulated. Yeah. How many people live there? I
50:41
bet not a lot. 21,000. Yeah, 21,000. Oh,
50:43
21,000. Mm. That would be
50:47
like 500 or something. Yeah. So, what's
50:50
the first thing that goes wrong? Drone
50:53
falls down the sky and somebody,
50:56
yeah. Lights are, lights are
50:58
forest on fire. Someone takes four Frosty's to
51:00
the head. Yeah. Yeah. I don't
51:03
know. They'll be lost. The first lawsuit
51:06
will shut it down, right? Someone who
51:08
sues over air Frosty hitting them. Being
51:10
a dog owner, I would not do
51:12
this. I get a mad drone coming
51:14
in. You freak out. How upset would
51:17
you be if you live anywhere kind
51:19
of close to this Wendy's? You'd
51:22
hear them all the time. And they're just launching
51:24
nonstop. Right.
51:26
Oh, your neighbor keeps ordering Baconators and
51:28
you just do the sounds. Would you
51:31
stop ordering Baconator? Three of
51:33
them hit my roof. Yep.
51:35
They're stuck up there. Oh
51:37
yeah, you don't. By the
51:39
way, big Wendy's fan.
51:41
You'll be sick of that sound.
51:43
Oh my God. Jim's ordering Wendy's again.
51:45
If it works and it's like semi flawless,
51:48
it's just going to, the whole sky is
51:50
gonna be full of these. Yep. Like no
51:52
one has really thought this thing. We're not
51:54
even gonna be able to see the sun.
51:56
Yeah, no. Right. Years later,
51:58
I was gonna say I Like all those
52:01
Terminator style movies like The Matrix and all that,
52:03
they're always like we had to turn the sun
52:05
off in order to stop the machines. But really,
52:07
no, we're going to be the ones. We're going
52:09
to put them in the sky. If
52:12
you want to see the kind of drones
52:14
Wendy's and DoorDash are using to try out
52:16
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52:18
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But I can't even imagine though playing it
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It's your odds are always the same, but
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I'd be really mad if I had played it 34 times in
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a row right now. Yeah. And no
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one has won. Well, you're not going to spend enough life like you're... I
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know. But that's what I mean. Like, but there
53:32
are people, they play it every single time. Like
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you play it every single time. You
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play it. Yeah. And
53:39
I just, I couldn't live life like that. I mean, it's, I'd
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be like 34. I'd buy 20 dollars
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worth. Yeah, no, I couldn't do it either. 20 times 34. That's
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why we only buy. We wait. We
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wait for the billion. We win. Incredibly
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big. That's the only time we're in. And finally, listen,
53:59
I got to give kudos. to all
54:01
these garbage workers because
54:03
it seems like every day now they're being
54:05
called to find something and they do it.
54:08
You know what I wouldn't be doing as a garbage
54:10
worker? Digging through piles of garbage
54:12
for you because you threw something out. I'd be
54:14
like it's over there you want to go check
54:16
it out go ahead. I wonder if it's just
54:18
like yeah but then I don't have to get
54:20
on the back of that truck and I don't
54:22
have to kill the days. Yeah
54:25
you're just it just changes it up
54:27
maybe it just changes it up. Sanitation
54:29
workers helped a New York woman search
54:31
through a mound of trash
54:34
to find her lost wallet. Look
54:36
that's what they went through. The
54:39
New York City Department of Sanitation posted
54:41
a photo to social media showing the
54:43
truckload of trash that a Staten Island
54:45
woman said she had dropped her wallet
54:47
in by mistake. The
54:50
post said after calling us we were
54:52
able to hold the truck for searching.
54:55
The woman arrived at the scene and
54:57
she joined our sanitation workers in digging
54:59
through the garbage heap to find
55:01
the needle in the haystack. I
55:04
would never even ask them to do that. No.
55:07
What do I have at that point? It's credit
55:09
cards cancelled go get my new ID and call
55:11
it a day. Something had to be in the
55:13
wallet right? Like something I had
55:15
to have $25,000 in the wallet right? I
55:17
don't know if it's that or just you
55:19
didn't want to deal with replacing everything. Wow
55:21
that's like it's not that big of a
55:23
deal. I know like that if I didn't
55:26
have stuff in there I'm just like you
55:28
know what I'm pretty sure I threw it
55:30
away. I'm gonna go up just start canceling
55:32
the cards. Unless it's cash. Unless it's cash.
55:34
I mean I can't imagine just putting a
55:36
wallet like yeah it's almost like a
55:38
change purse. I wouldn't want to put that
55:40
many people out. Like they've got to clean
55:42
that all off the ground right after this.
55:44
And you know the stuff that people throw
55:46
out? I mean used adult diapers. I
55:49
think about this stuff. There's
55:51
a juice that happened. A
55:53
garbage juice. Oh yeah that garbage juice is no
55:56
joke. Wow they did share
55:58
a second photo showing that the woman was real.
56:00
reunited with her missing wallet, but this is like a
56:02
regular occurrence now. They do this for you. I
56:04
was just like None
56:07
of us matter that much. No, that's
56:09
crazy. I just threw away my ID
56:11
and my credit card like
56:13
a few weeks ago or something like that.
56:15
Really? Yeah, it was like three or four
56:17
weeks ago I guess because I got everything
56:19
back, but I would never even when that
56:21
happened I wasn't I'd never imagined like calling
56:23
the garbage company. Yeah. No, I'm
56:26
being like stop everything you're doing as a
56:28
company I want it It
56:30
was my mistake, right? Yeah,
56:33
I know like what's in there and you're like one
56:36
credit card a couple photos You know,
56:38
I'm just print off then my ID
56:40
in my ID just get in that
56:42
garbage juice for me. Yeah I'll
56:45
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Activated it that didn't do anything to her Your
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sports news. Well, you knew this would
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happen. You mentioned it yesterday. Chuck, the
1:00:46
Detroit Lions have officially released cornerback Cam
1:00:48
Sutton a day after
1:00:50
Florida police say he's wanted for
1:00:53
a domestic violence charge.
1:00:56
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office posted a
1:00:58
wanted poster for Detroit Lions cornerback Cameron
1:01:01
Sutton. The Sheriff's Office
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originally said he was wanted for
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aggravated battery domestic violence, but have
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since said he's wanted for domestic
1:01:10
battery by strangulation. They
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posted his vehicle information and they've asked anyone
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with info on his whereabouts to contact him.
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The warrant was issued in connection with
1:01:19
an incident in Lutz, Florida. Detroit
1:01:23
Lions released the following statement yesterday
1:01:25
saying we became aware of the
1:01:27
ongoing situation involving Cam Sutton. And
1:01:31
then yesterday they said they
1:01:34
are releasing him. Yeah.
1:01:36
I wondered if they were going to release
1:01:38
him or wait for the league to do
1:01:41
something because I think his salary
1:01:43
cap hit is 10 million bucks. Well,
1:01:45
he signed a three year $33 million
1:01:47
contract with the team last
1:01:50
March. Yeah. But
1:01:52
I mean, if they release them, it's going to cost 10
1:01:54
million on their salary cap this year. And
1:01:57
I don't know if there's protections that
1:01:59
are put into these. contracts and the
1:02:02
Lions will have ten million dollars to spend on
1:02:04
someone else or if they just have to eat
1:02:07
that, to eat it because they made
1:02:09
a mistake I guess. But the
1:02:13
one thing that I heard yesterday was
1:02:15
that his license plate was pinged a
1:02:18
couple times you know like going underneath
1:02:20
those toll signs so
1:02:22
at least they know at least at
1:02:25
that time they knew he was at least
1:02:27
out there. Because
1:02:29
as this goes on it's like what's
1:02:32
going on? Like
1:02:35
I just you know as
1:02:38
a just a person
1:02:41
it's like hey you know what you should
1:02:43
do is turn yourself in and
1:02:45
then work
1:02:48
to move on past this or whatever
1:02:50
you know. Now on
1:02:53
to Mark's badness we're right out of
1:02:55
the gate it started out with an
1:02:57
upset and after that game after game
1:03:00
brackets everywhere busted. Including
1:03:02
Michigan State beating Mississippi State
1:03:04
69-51 Oakland University beating Kentucky
1:03:08
80-76. Honestly that's insane. That
1:03:10
was a good game but not expected. I
1:03:15
lost money on that one. One on
1:03:17
Michigan State. Oh that's good. Oh that's
1:03:19
good. Not a great day though. Michigan
1:03:21
beat South Carolina 87-73. North
1:03:25
Carolina State beat Texas Tech 80-67. Jason
1:03:28
just checking in. Oh man he's gone. How you
1:03:30
doing? I'm great. Bracket is still
1:03:33
intact. That's insane. I
1:03:35
had Oregon I got that upset
1:03:37
so that was cool. I almost
1:03:39
had Samford over Kansas which
1:03:41
would have been big but Kansas pulled it off at
1:03:43
the end and I made a
1:03:45
little cash on a side feed. Oh
1:03:48
look at you. I was watching all day. I
1:03:51
can talk about this for the entire show.
1:03:53
Oh yeah. I'm sure you can. But that'll
1:03:55
be enough. The second day. You're
1:03:58
right. Wow,
1:04:00
no the second day of
1:04:02
the first round NCAA tournament
1:04:04
action all tips off today at 1215 Couple
1:04:09
of the picks they're picking Northwestern
1:04:11
over, Florida Atlantic They're
1:04:14
picking Western
1:04:18
Kentucky or sorry
1:04:20
Marquette over Western, Kentucky Hmm
1:04:23
and Clemson over New Mexico just a couple of
1:04:25
the picks that I got the
1:04:27
Lobos this New Mexico Yeah,
1:04:30
sorry, you said enough. No, yeah Well
1:04:36
since March Madness is underway and because people
1:04:38
love the brackets fans in every corner of
1:04:40
the country can find a rooting interest There's
1:04:43
a new March Madness pullout and it found
1:04:45
that college basketball fans in the south claim
1:04:48
to be the most Knowledgeable about the
1:04:50
sport they claim to be they're
1:04:52
also most likely to have lucky
1:04:54
snacks That
1:04:56
are relative to their team or region And
1:04:59
they're most likely to drown their sorrows
1:05:01
in those snacks when their team loses
1:05:05
Fans in the east are most
1:05:08
likely to accidentally throw their plate
1:05:11
when they get emotional during a game and Overall
1:05:14
ninety three percent of college basketball fans
1:05:16
prefer to add some level of heat
1:05:19
to their game day foods Here's
1:05:22
how that breaks down fans in the west and
1:05:24
south. They like it hot Fans
1:05:27
in the east want a medium and
1:05:29
in the Midwest mild is good. Thanks.
1:05:31
Oh, yeah, not too crazy Yeah, a
1:05:34
few more random things Easterners are more
1:05:36
confident their favorite team will take it
1:05:38
all They always think they're gonna win
1:05:40
Westerners are least confident their favorite team
1:05:42
will win it all Both
1:05:45
Easterners and Westerners are tied for
1:05:47
most competitive Midwesterners the
1:05:49
biggest underdog fans the fans most
1:05:51
likely to love buzzer beater moments
1:05:57
And weirdly enough Easterners are the most likely
1:05:59
to add condiments to
1:06:01
their pasta. I
1:06:07
don't know where it did. Dave's like, I gotta look up some bad math.
1:06:10
I gotta find the basketball pack. I
1:06:12
found the thing that Easterners put condiments
1:06:15
on pasta. I'm going to bring it up on the
1:06:17
show. That should hit them
1:06:19
out of left field a
1:06:22
bit. I think it's going to kill about 15 to 20
1:06:24
seconds. Maybe
1:06:28
Chuck will say something dumb about it and
1:06:32
then we'll laugh a little bit and that'll be
1:06:34
like maybe two minutes. If
1:06:37
you're working with the right golfer, there's serious
1:06:39
cash that can come with being a caddy.
1:06:41
Did you guys realize how much caddies can
1:06:43
make? No. I always thought
1:06:45
they were doing okay, but I don't
1:06:47
know if it's life-changing stuff, is it?
1:06:49
After 15 years with Bubba Watson
1:06:51
and then a couple more players, caddy Ted
1:06:53
Scott was set to call it a career,
1:06:55
but he got a call from Scotty Sheffler
1:06:58
at the start of the 2021-22
1:07:00
season. That gig he offered him was $135,000 a year and 10%
1:07:02
of whatever prize money
1:07:13
Scotty Sheffler won. That's amazing
1:07:15
for him. Oh yeah. So far
1:07:18
in this current season, you're right, Jason, he's
1:07:20
won just shy of 11 million, meaning
1:07:23
Scott, his caddy has taken home $1.1
1:07:25
million because of that. Wow.
1:07:30
That is cool. That is awesome. The
1:07:33
caddy is making more than the
1:07:35
average player on the PGA Tour
1:07:37
circuit is making. Yeah.
1:07:40
I mean, in a weird way, he's
1:07:43
obviously one of the best that there
1:07:45
is. And
1:07:49
he's made the other guy 10 million.
1:07:54
The caddy has helped the golfer
1:07:56
make 10 million or 11 million.
1:08:00
You know, I guess
1:08:03
you got to have a good I think there are
1:08:05
some that are must not be making that kind of
1:08:07
dough though Oh, I honestly I
1:08:09
thought most wouldn't like you think most make
1:08:11
like under a hundred thousand. Yeah If
1:08:16
you're making five hundred thousand yourself,
1:08:18
you can't how much can you pay some
1:08:20
right? Yeah No,
1:08:23
I think it's just you're hoping to get in
1:08:25
the door like prove that you're actually decent at
1:08:28
it and then You
1:08:30
know have a long career. It's weird to be like I'm
1:08:32
the best caddy in the world I've
1:08:38
never played a single game As
1:08:47
we move on to celebrity dirt on
1:08:49
this Friday bitches Josh Peck He's the
1:08:52
guy from the Nickelodeon TV show Drake
1:08:54
and Josh He released a statement yesterday
1:08:56
in light of the quiet on the
1:08:58
set the dark side of kids TV
1:09:00
docu-series That's been making the rounds this
1:09:03
week in one of the
1:09:05
episodes his Drake and Josh Co-star Drake
1:09:07
Bell reveals that he was assaulted as
1:09:09
a child by his dialogue
1:09:11
coach at Nickelodeon fans
1:09:14
were accusing Josh of staying
1:09:16
silent and Drake
1:09:19
even had to step in and make a video
1:09:21
asking them to go easy on him because He
1:09:24
has reached out and they talked in Josh's
1:09:26
post he confirmed they spoke privately He
1:09:29
said I want to give my support
1:09:31
for the survivors who were brave enough
1:09:33
to share their stories of emotional and
1:09:35
physical abuse on Nickelodeon sets he
1:09:38
said children should be protected Reliving
1:09:40
this publicly must be incredibly difficult But
1:09:43
I hope it can bring healing for the
1:09:46
victims and their families as well as necessary
1:09:48
change to the industry Nancy
1:09:50
Sullivan who played the mom on Drake and
1:09:53
Josh also shared her support for Drake She
1:09:55
said it broke my heart into
1:09:57
a million pieces to hear just how much
1:09:59
Drake was holding inside while
1:10:02
we were working together. I still think
1:10:04
of him as my second son. Yeah,
1:10:07
that documentary is pretty messed up, huh? I haven't
1:10:09
watched any of it, but... I've
1:10:11
watched some clips of it this week,
1:10:14
just because I knew we were going to be talking about it, but
1:10:17
yeah, that guy, I mean, that must
1:10:19
have been one of the hardest things you ever have to
1:10:21
do, right? On one level, I'm sure it's good to be
1:10:23
able to get it out there and
1:10:26
to talk about it, but
1:10:28
to publicly come forward and talk about the
1:10:31
stuff that guy did to him. Yeah,
1:10:34
and I mean, I guess
1:10:36
what sucks about it is that
1:10:39
you could be a co-star and
1:10:41
may really... You
1:10:44
might have no idea what's going on, and then
1:10:46
people are blasting you, why didn't you say anything?
1:10:48
Why didn't you? And it's like, you
1:10:52
know, I mean, a lot of
1:10:54
these people, they can pick the person out
1:10:56
who is the one
1:10:58
to go after, you know?
1:11:00
And apparently that's what they did. The
1:11:03
one that would be quiet and,
1:11:05
you know, so I don't know. It's just crazy. It's,
1:11:08
you know, we talked about it yesterday. It's the internet,
1:11:10
though, the internet. They'll just pick someone to go... Yeah.
1:11:13
...to the Alpha, right? Yeah. The
1:11:17
upcoming Michael Jackson biopic is
1:11:19
not going to gloss over
1:11:21
the child molestation allegations against
1:11:23
him, but not surprisingly, it's
1:11:25
going to take a pretty
1:11:27
biased stance. A journalist
1:11:29
who got an early draft of the
1:11:32
script says the movie wants very much
1:11:34
to convince you that Michael Jackson
1:11:36
is innocent, and
1:11:38
it goes to great lengths to
1:11:40
minimize and downplay the actual claims
1:11:42
of the accusers. It's
1:11:45
not surprising any of this, really, given
1:11:47
that the movie has the blessing of
1:11:50
Michael's estate. Yeah.
1:11:52
And it's Michael's nephew, Jafar
1:11:54
Jackson, that's actually playing Michael
1:11:56
in this movie. So
1:11:58
the family is all over it. Right.
1:12:01
Yeah. I mean, it's
1:12:05
not a shock. That's not a shock that
1:12:08
they would try that. I mean... Yeah,
1:12:12
it'll make it. Everyone forgot he did all that
1:12:14
when he died anyway. They want to keep making
1:12:16
the money probably. Yeah. That's all
1:12:18
for sure they do. They're living off
1:12:20
his estate still. All
1:12:23
right. As we move on to a different
1:12:25
topic here into the world of porn, an
1:12:28
Australian porn star has found a unique way
1:12:30
to keep himself busy while
1:12:32
recovering from a severe injury to
1:12:34
his penis. 35-year-old
1:12:38
Adam Manikis, he's an
1:12:40
adult performer better known
1:12:42
as the Apollo Show.
1:12:45
He was hospitalized after having
1:12:48
an accident while filming last
1:12:50
month. The 35-year-old suffered a blood
1:12:52
clot in his dong and
1:12:56
then it blew up like a Coke can
1:12:59
following this incident. So
1:13:02
doctors have told him no
1:13:05
sexual activity, no
1:13:07
pleasuring himself for 30 days. I
1:13:11
mean, you do it. Of course
1:13:13
you do it. He says though... It blew
1:13:15
up like a Coke can. I can't even
1:13:17
imagine like looking down and it's all messed
1:13:19
up. Yeah. And just you just do whatever
1:13:21
it takes to get it back to normal,
1:13:23
you know. I didn't know you blood clots
1:13:25
down there. Well, probably if you snap it,
1:13:27
right? If you... Yeah. You know. Lisa graphic
1:13:32
warning here on this clip. I've
1:13:34
found this guy. You just make
1:13:36
sure you... I will. Yeah, don't
1:13:38
you worry. Yeah. Well, there he
1:13:41
is. And he's
1:13:43
known for doing like, you know, like we're
1:13:45
talking about the Standing 69 and all that
1:13:47
stuff. He's an adventurous fella here
1:13:49
as you can see. This where he breaks it.
1:13:51
Please tell me. No, this isn't where he breaks
1:13:53
it. It just... Oh wow. Just a little glimpse.
1:13:55
Some of his skillset. Some of his work. Some
1:13:58
of his skill set. Some of his work. Take
1:14:01
a little glimpse at some of his
1:14:03
work here. So he has a lady
1:14:05
on his shoulders as he's standing up
1:14:07
and another lady servicing him in
1:14:10
the genital region. So
1:14:12
he likes to multitask, which
1:14:15
can lead to trouble. He stays
1:14:17
busy. Someone snapped it on him though. Yes.
1:14:21
So he's been regularly updating followers on
1:14:23
how he's dealing with
1:14:26
this unique condition. He said at the time, I
1:14:28
didn't even really think I heard it that bad.
1:14:30
I thought maybe I bruised it or something. But
1:14:33
the next day when it blew up, it
1:14:35
was so swollen, he said, I was actually
1:14:37
terrified. He's
1:14:39
calling his post the flaccid 30. He's
1:14:43
updated and uploaded about 18 blogs
1:14:46
so far, sharing intimate details about
1:14:48
his recovery. He
1:14:51
said on day 18 this week, he's
1:14:53
starting to lose his marbles. He's never
1:14:55
gone this long without... I
1:14:58
can't even imagine following this guy's
1:15:00
broken penis blog. Yeah, you know?
1:15:02
I'm like, oh man. It seems
1:15:05
like he's posting a lot too
1:15:07
every day. Oh yeah. There's
1:15:09
a new update every day on it. He's trying to keep his hands
1:15:11
busy. I
1:15:13
don't know if it's just on his
1:15:16
blog that he's doing it. Oh,
1:15:18
his profile has
1:15:21
just disappeared. That's weird.
1:15:25
You shut
1:15:27
it down? No. Oh
1:15:29
my God, that's... Wow.
1:15:34
He's an odd fella. Yeah, he
1:15:37
gets up to some stuff. He
1:15:39
says his balls have never been bigger, I guess
1:15:41
because he hasn't, you
1:15:44
know, finalityed. I guess.
1:15:46
I'll wait some time if
1:15:49
you will. He said his penis is almost back to
1:15:51
normal, which is a huge relief, but he's still going
1:15:53
to play it safe and wait the entire 30 days.
1:15:55
So he's still got 10 more days to go. It's
1:15:59
not something you mess with. Around with yeah they say
1:16:01
thirty days. Ah man, even thirty days
1:16:03
in up. And. Put a lock
1:16:06
right on the they didn't he said. The
1:16:08
one thing is he's never gotten so much
1:16:10
stuff done. He said his
1:16:12
lack of sexual activity has allowed him to
1:16:14
put energy into other tasks the to do
1:16:16
for a long time. For
1:16:19
bang and yeah, I'm
1:16:21
sure you'd as a lot more banging men
1:16:23
the rest of us be right on and
1:16:25
from as his draft looming. Yeah, that's his
1:16:27
job. Yes Weldon, We told you that Millie
1:16:30
Bobby Brown. Is marrying.
1:16:33
John. Bon Jovi son. Jake.
1:16:35
Bon Jovi. Yeah. I've
1:16:38
been on of a wedding day yet, but
1:16:40
they found the guy who's going to officiate.
1:16:44
Matthew. Modine. He
1:16:48
plays government scientist Doctor Brenner
1:16:50
on Stranger Things. Eleven
1:16:53
calls him papa. And
1:16:55
she's asked him to officiate her wedding. While.
1:16:59
Ocarina Matthew Modine says I have one of those
1:17:01
licenses to get people married and Millie thought it
1:17:03
would be great and then Jake also thought it
1:17:05
would be a great idea. So I wrote the
1:17:07
wedding vows and they love what I wrote for
1:17:09
them and they asked me to do it. He.
1:17:12
Said it'll be such a beautiful thing to be
1:17:14
able to join these two in Holy Matrimony. Does
1:17:19
he? Really? Likes the guy
1:17:21
of she says no Now officiate
1:17:24
her wedding rights whenever costars thin,
1:17:26
all fired. Our is in the
1:17:28
Ghostbusters movies The New Ones and
1:17:31
if you've ever wondered what slime
1:17:33
tastes like. Finish
1:17:35
your guy. He got a face
1:17:37
full of it in this new
1:17:40
movie: Ghost Busters, Frozen Empire. And
1:17:43
he wrote his review. He.
1:17:46
Said it really didn't taste like anything.
1:17:48
It was almost like dick water. Which.
1:17:51
Sounds gross. But
1:17:53
to me was much better than having like fake
1:17:56
blood in my mouth. As
1:17:59
for the whole experiences that it was really awesome. I read
1:18:01
that seen in the script and was like oh this is
1:18:03
crazy I get to be the one that gets lined. I.
1:18:06
Was pumped. It is kind of iconic
1:18:08
to be Slime Year. And.
1:18:10
The Ghostbusters were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ag
1:18:13
Frozen empire. Hits
1:18:16
theaters today as Finn is joined
1:18:18
by Paul Rudd and Mckenna Grace,
1:18:21
as well as Bill Murray, Ernie
1:18:23
Hudson and Dan Ackroyd. Sin
1:18:25
and Mckenna play the grand kids of
1:18:28
Harold Ramis. His character eat on. Herald.
1:18:30
Of course passed away ten years ago.
1:18:33
I watched any of these. No me
1:18:35
either. I. Did watch this one.
1:18:37
it was pretty good. Yeah, I like this
1:18:39
one better than me. I'm. Melissa
1:18:42
Mccarthy. Go.
1:18:45
Out. About. It was more. On.
1:18:48
Brand okay Ghostbusters franchise and the other
1:18:50
movie. it seems like Sydney Sweeney as
1:18:52
a new movie that comes out every
1:18:54
two weeks. Now Strike while it's hot
1:18:56
and. A horror movie starring
1:18:59
Sydney Sweeney. As. An American
1:19:01
nun, Who. Travels to
1:19:03
a remote convent in the
1:19:05
Italian countryside for one second
1:19:07
season, and. Has
1:19:11
it right. They just put her at
1:19:13
every sexual fantasy you could go down
1:19:15
as like I wrote the he doesn't
1:19:17
look like cause I'm an honest sexual
1:19:20
theme Know something? a non? oh she
1:19:22
does. May I did I miss him
1:19:24
And Assad's I saw yeah. Well
1:19:27
see Easy Suddenly finds
1:19:30
herself suspiciously pregnant. Now
1:19:33
that movie, while being told
1:19:36
that she's fulfilling some sort
1:19:38
of Biblical prophecy. Doesn't.
1:19:41
Look like a very good movie. Well sounds
1:19:43
mad. And Macdill
1:19:45
it opens today as well. He want
1:19:47
to check it out and. Was.
1:19:50
Two reasons a lot of people want to check, some
1:19:52
have not as. like
1:19:54
of there's no reason to go i'm
1:19:57
sure there's not a lot a nun
1:19:59
cleavage know I've seen any. Man,
1:20:01
they have the numb stuff that I've seen.
1:20:03
What's there is? Oh, there is?
1:20:05
There is. Oh, he found it.
1:20:07
Dick Bloodhound, what have you discovered? Well,
1:20:09
there's just, she's like
1:20:12
throwing up because she's pregnant, but she's
1:20:14
in like lingerie, so like she's in
1:20:16
a shower. Lingerie? What an
1:20:18
un-wears lingerie. All of them, Dave. All
1:20:22
of them. Well, that's
1:20:24
why she's in the movie. You don't really
1:20:27
have her in there. Yeah, I know. Well,
1:20:29
of course, but I thought if you're trying
1:20:31
to be realistic. You wouldn't think. You wouldn't
1:20:33
put her in lingerie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
1:20:36
because I would, I would really assume
1:20:38
most nuns are in granny panties,
1:20:40
right? They have to be. Yeah, what's under
1:20:43
the habits? Under a nun. Yeah,
1:20:45
that's got to be, it can't be
1:20:47
that cool. It can't be. No. I
1:20:50
want to see if there's... I'd send it to you if you want to
1:20:53
see. Oh, okay. Let's
1:20:56
check it out here. He's just... At
1:20:59
least what do you got over there? Oh,
1:21:01
I don't have it up. God
1:21:04
forbid, I veer off course here on
1:21:07
this 15-year-old laptop. Here
1:21:10
we go. Dick Bloodhound
1:21:12
clips located. So there's
1:21:15
that new speed? So there's that new speed?
1:21:17
I guess. All
1:21:19
the clips they showed on TV. Well, those are, I mean,
1:21:21
that's kind of... That's more cleavage than I
1:21:24
expected. That's more cleavage than I
1:21:26
expected in a nun movie. You're right. And
1:21:30
I wouldn't call that lingerie. No.
1:21:34
I think that's... Maybe
1:21:36
the not use of the term
1:21:38
lingerie there. It's just... It is
1:21:40
more... Excuse me. That was my lingerie.
1:21:43
Kind of looks like granny panties to me.
1:21:45
I like my lingerie a little fancier. Yeah,
1:21:48
all right. Pretty plain. Yeah, I've got to
1:21:50
be honest. In the top one,
1:21:52
she gets slapped by the nun. She's
1:21:55
like topless, so it's like... Oh, right. If
1:21:58
you're into a shot violence. topless
1:22:00
non-violence. This is the movie for you. What
1:22:02
a weird credit. They should have called it
1:22:04
that. Topless non-violence. Yeah, they should have. Topless
1:22:07
non-violence. Now we're playing. That's going to be
1:22:09
the movie of the year. That
1:22:14
is in America. It would have been great. Oh,
1:22:16
man. Topless non-violence, starring Sidney Sweeney.
1:22:18
It wouldn't be the first time we had
1:22:20
to change a name just for like a
1:22:22
US audience, so I like it. I
1:22:25
like the idea. It's got a ring to it. Mm-hmm.
1:22:28
I don't understand how this
1:22:30
lady has seen... I know she was
1:22:32
on Euphoria. I never watched that. But
1:22:34
she seems to have come out of nowhere, but
1:22:37
not only that, she's not just starring in these
1:22:39
movies. She's actually producing most of these movies. Yeah,
1:22:41
she got the title or whatever. Yeah. The
1:22:44
paycheck from it. I mean, Euphoria is what put her on
1:22:46
the map, though, right? I mean, with a younger audience. Of
1:22:49
course, yeah. How many seasons,
1:22:51
though, has that show... I
1:22:53
don't know. I don't know anything really about
1:22:55
it. I think it's
1:22:57
three or four now. I
1:23:00
mean, she's smart to be able to get her
1:23:02
boobs in a nun movie. Yeah. You
1:23:04
know, like you would assume it's not going to happen. No,
1:23:06
it's top five dried for years. But
1:23:11
anyway, it's in theaters today if you want to
1:23:13
see Topless Nun's Lab. Go
1:23:16
check it out there for yourself. That's what we're going
1:23:18
to call it. Yeah. Put that one.
1:23:21
A couple of movies being
1:23:24
getting the sequel version or getting
1:23:26
remade. Boondock Saints 3
1:23:29
has just been officially approved.
1:23:32
I didn't know there was a two. Yeah, I didn't either.
1:23:34
No. Whoa. Norman
1:23:36
Reedus and Sean Patrick Flannery will
1:23:39
return as Murphy and Connor McManus.
1:23:42
Unfortunately, if you're really deep into these movies,
1:23:44
you may be disappointed to learn that Troy
1:23:46
Duffy, who directed the first two, he's not
1:23:48
coming back. But
1:23:51
Boondock Saints 3 is a go. Also,
1:23:54
the never ending story is
1:23:57
getting a remake. Whoa. Oh,
1:23:59
believe it or not. They do the same
1:24:01
thing the age. Forty years old. now.
1:24:04
Yeah. And by today's Hollywood standards, that
1:24:06
makes it way overripe for a remake.
1:24:08
and that's what's happening. But this time,
1:24:11
the plan is to make a whole
1:24:13
series of films, because if there's one
1:24:15
thing Hollywood loves more than remakes and
1:24:18
reboots, it's franchises. The original had two
1:24:20
sequels that nobody remembers Self in Nineteen
1:24:22
Ninety and Ninety Ninety Four. May
1:24:25
I remember the second one? I watched the second
1:24:27
one area near. Those movies
1:24:29
don't last the. Test of time
1:24:32
either. like I remember watching him as a
1:24:34
kid and be and like this is the
1:24:36
most amazing yeah this. Is.
1:24:42
Really like a really that I want that against it
1:24:44
and I was like oh my god this is terrible.
1:24:46
Have a. Zone S.
1:24:48
I think that's the only they one
1:24:50
of the only reasons were I'm like
1:24:52
yeah, maybe they should read do it
1:24:55
now because. Some. Movies They
1:24:57
just were from a time where if you're
1:24:59
trying to get any one younger into it,
1:25:01
there's no way. Yep, they're like, come on,
1:25:03
give me a break. It. Looks like
1:25:06
I school project. Is such nostalgia
1:25:08
for that movie though. like within my
1:25:10
age group. Yeah, I'm. At
1:25:12
they say the movie actually got a
1:25:14
big boost in Twenty nineteen when the
1:25:16
theme song was featured in Season three
1:25:18
of Stranger Things and that's what kind
1:25:20
of brought it. You. Know up
1:25:22
Again and some Hollywood studios. And
1:25:25
that's when they decided to remake it. It
1:25:27
was a movie. The made reading books cool. The
1:25:30
things on his Never ending. So read
1:25:32
that one right now as. Well,
1:25:36
I don't even remember that from stranger
1:25:38
things. So. That they say
1:25:41
it was twenty brain was the three fifths
1:25:43
went right over me. I. Hear
1:25:45
something I did not have on my twenty
1:25:47
twenty four Bingo card. A
1:25:49
picture is going viral. Because.
1:25:52
People can't tell if it's
1:25:55
Bruce Springsteen. Or.
1:25:57
A female actress? I hope Bruce
1:25:59
Springsteen. A better be Bruce Springsteen.
1:26:02
You. Know Tilda Swinton. Yes,
1:26:04
Dear. This. Picture you
1:26:07
guys! I was flipping through
1:26:09
Twitter yesterday. And. This came
1:26:11
up and I'm like oh My. God. Tilda.
1:26:14
Swinton transitioned. Because
1:26:17
it was a picture of her with
1:26:19
her top open. And.
1:26:21
A male chest. Okay. And
1:26:23
I was kind of caught me off guard. Know.
1:26:27
Is Bruce Springsteen? Wow with his
1:26:30
top open. Increase resumed
1:26:32
his tour the other night
1:26:34
in Phoenix after taking time
1:26:36
off to battle peptic ulcer
1:26:38
diseases. And there is a
1:26:40
picture. Honestly, at first glance,
1:26:43
You. Can easily mistake him. For.
1:26:46
Tilda Swinton. As
1:26:49
crazy are wow. To.
1:26:52
Oh God. He's wearing a
1:26:54
plaid shirt that's unbuttoned about
1:26:56
half way down. It's
1:26:59
his packs and girth that
1:27:01
eventually break. The. Illusion but
1:27:03
from the neck up. You
1:27:06
think? He's that female actors
1:27:09
Tilda Swinton, She
1:27:12
has like a certain look like
1:27:14
I'm to set a masculine look
1:27:16
to her. I'll say that right
1:27:18
there's that's her Nurse Yeah by
1:27:20
my job. She
1:27:24
played in that Konstantin movie the
1:27:26
Angel Gabriel or whatever and that
1:27:28
is what I think he looks
1:27:30
Last. Ah,
1:27:35
And I think like even in that movie was
1:27:37
kind of like. you can
1:27:39
you not supposed to tell what angel
1:27:41
gabriel is just an angel right so
1:27:43
bruce is gonna like an angel he
1:27:46
looks different than he did see right
1:27:48
now if you see other pictures of
1:27:50
him taken that's just a bad for
1:27:52
it was a bass line on oh
1:27:54
yeah right video of him on stage
1:27:56
with that for their first performance back
1:27:58
and he wants Yeah, so
1:28:01
there's other pictures where he's definitely Bruce
1:28:03
Briggs. Yeah, like I think when they
1:28:05
were shooting the stuff for the Angel
1:28:07
Gabriel stuff it was always like very
1:28:10
white lit where it was like took away
1:28:12
a lot of features of the face and
1:28:14
I feel like that's what's happened to poor
1:28:16
Bruce here where it's just so
1:28:19
overexposed that it just looks like he
1:28:21
had massive facelift and
1:28:25
Is using filters but
1:28:27
it's not it's just someone's
1:28:30
camera was on the wrong setting. Right, and
1:28:32
he's in his 70s now, right? Yeah. Oh,
1:28:34
yeah. Imagine that's your dad popping his
1:28:37
top buttons off his shirt and He's
1:28:40
probably somebody's grandpa by now. I just know
1:28:42
how embarrassing I am to my kids Yeah,
1:28:48
I'm not out there like but then again
1:28:50
my shirt off you're also not bringing home
1:28:53
Bruce Springs. No, that's true. That's
1:28:55
true. You're like go on out there dad.
1:28:57
Do whatever you need to do dad. Get out there
1:28:59
dad. Pop out those titties dad. Disney
1:29:03
plus max Hulu Paramount Plus pretty much
1:29:05
every network has their own streaming service
1:29:07
these days and according to a recent
1:29:09
survey You know, we thought
1:29:11
there was gonna be a max on this but
1:29:13
America keeps spending more and more now the average
1:29:15
is 61 bucks a month
1:29:18
on streaming for the average American. That's up 27%
1:29:20
from last year when
1:29:23
people were paying 48 bucks a month. It
1:29:28
also found funny enough that a lot of us
1:29:30
think the content on these services isn't worth the
1:29:32
price and 48%
1:29:36
say they will cancel if it increases by
1:29:38
more than five bucks a month. Just
1:29:41
keep hoping or waiting for something to pop up on
1:29:43
there that you'll watch. Yeah, if you don't want to
1:29:45
get rid of it just in case. That's kind of
1:29:47
why I keep it. Yeah, it's got to be like
1:29:50
a fear of missing out on something. Yeah, like that's
1:29:52
absolutely right. You guys are talking about that gentlemen show
1:29:54
or whatever and so I started watching it I mean,
1:29:56
it's so good. But I like I had no idea
1:29:58
that that was ever coming out
1:30:00
on Netflix yeah and it's like okay well
1:30:03
there we go like this is one of
1:30:05
those things where I didn't expect it and
1:30:07
now I'm like see I'm glad I have
1:30:09
this you know but there might
1:30:11
go it might go by two months might
1:30:14
go by without me seeing anything like
1:30:16
that yeah no
1:30:18
you're right I'm constantly scrolling through and not
1:30:21
finding anything that really piques my interest yeah
1:30:23
and you'll watch anything and I'll watch this
1:30:25
one no I'll only watch anything on a
1:30:27
plane oh get it right I for some
1:30:29
reason at home I don't have the same
1:30:31
standards I much higher standards at home and
1:30:34
finally mr. Beast is creating
1:30:37
the biggest reality competition series
1:30:39
in TV history for
1:30:41
prime video it's
1:30:43
called Beast games and it's inspired
1:30:46
by his YouTube channel 1000 contestants
1:30:49
are gonna be competing for
1:30:52
a five million dollar prize which
1:30:54
is said to be the biggest
1:30:56
single prize in TV and streaming
1:30:59
history mr.
1:31:01
Beast will also serve as the show's
1:31:03
host he says quote
1:31:05
my goal is to make the greatest show
1:31:08
possible and prove youtubers
1:31:10
and creators can succeed on other
1:31:12
platforms he said Amazon gave me
1:31:14
creative control the control
1:31:16
I need to try and make this happen
1:31:18
so I hope I make the YouTube community
1:31:21
proud they haven't announced yet
1:31:23
when this will be released it
1:31:25
took this long for that to happen
1:31:27
he's such a success because so many
1:31:29
shows come from YouTube and yeah pretty
1:31:31
successful yeah and I mean
1:31:33
he's done this sort of himself he recreated
1:31:35
squid games and all that stuff and it
1:31:38
was like so well done I would
1:31:41
have thought YouTube would have tried to
1:31:43
do it you know for YouTube TV
1:31:45
oh yeah oh yeah capitalize on his
1:31:47
success there because he's the most subscribed
1:31:49
individual on YouTube with 245 million subscribers
1:31:54
this is crazy that is crazy the money
1:31:56
he must make from that is outrageous I
1:31:58
saw a video I guess I don't know
1:32:00
how he Mandel was at his house. I don't know why but
1:32:03
he was showing how we his wall of
1:32:05
YouTube Awards Oh Wow, which
1:32:07
was in the sanity. I bet
1:32:12
Yeah, he just got some kind of
1:32:14
new like trophy that they sent him
1:32:16
for whatever like a hundred billion Yeah,
1:32:18
there were like some kind of tiger
1:32:20
thing like it's made of crystal Get
1:32:25
they're like, what are we gonna make him now, right?
1:32:30
He's making them so much money, right? We
1:32:32
better give him a diamond tiger That's
1:32:38
probably the meetings they have in the YouTube
1:32:40
board What
1:32:42
could we do to make sure this guy Keeps
1:32:45
with us. Yeah I
1:32:49
have to assume too that they he must
1:32:51
make more than other people. Oh Yeah
1:32:54
off of his stuff sure like that They've
1:32:57
said hey listen normally we take 50% of
1:32:59
everyone's stuff but for you. We're just
1:33:01
gonna take five Well, right.
1:33:03
I'm sure you can negotiate. Don't leave his
1:33:05
own deal right there. He is walking how
1:33:07
I'm gonna down his the
1:33:10
tour of all his gold and Yeah,
1:33:13
now he's got this crazy other thing. He's gonna have to
1:33:15
find a place for him. Yep The
1:33:18
fun shway will be off but
1:33:20
this is his This
1:33:23
is just his office now My
1:33:27
god, yeah, well dude has a ton of money
1:33:30
we're gonna take a break when we come back
1:33:32
in just a moment here What's the horrifyingly
1:33:34
embarrassing way a woman ended up
1:33:37
naked at her church? How
1:33:40
did an Asian guy make the biggest mistake of
1:33:42
his life that cost him his legs? Guys
1:33:46
our video games making your dongs
1:33:48
soft They sure are in the
1:33:50
times of India all that and much more coming
1:33:52
up next when we return on Dave and Chuck
1:33:55
the Freak on
1:33:57
Dave and just a free Maybe
1:34:00
a bit of a shock while
1:34:03
Disney World is shutting down their
1:34:05
Star Wars themed luxury hotel It
1:34:07
is closing in September less than
1:34:09
two years I'm
1:34:32
so happy we don't have to hear
1:34:35
about it anymore Why did they do
1:34:37
this? Disney announced the closest thing It's
1:34:39
so stupid It didn't provide a full
1:34:41
reason I think you'll find that it
1:34:43
is priced outside of our range You'll
1:34:46
find $5,000 a night is too much? Can
1:34:49
we hear Lisa's reaction one more time to the closing of
1:34:51
the series? It's
1:34:55
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1:35:22
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1:36:06
Yeah. This
1:36:12
he This
1:36:23
he it's
1:36:27
Yeah. Oh, we were favorite. Do
1:36:29
you believe you want to be used to this?
1:36:31
Yeah. This is the team that
1:36:34
operated all across the nation. We
1:36:36
can be happy for the way they did. They put
1:36:38
the name of the man in the day. First order's
1:36:40
a hot one. He's a way. He's a
1:36:43
way. He's a way. He's
1:36:45
a way. He's a way. He's a
1:36:47
way. He's a way. He's
1:36:49
a way. He's a way. He's a way.
1:36:51
He's a way. He's a way. He's
1:36:53
a way. He's a way. He's
1:36:55
a way. He's a way.
1:36:57
He's a way. He's a way. He's
1:37:00
a way. As the
1:37:02
one that blew his mind on somethingpop
1:37:04
goes wrong. Oh,
1:37:06
yeah. davidshukthefreak.com
1:38:00
crazy. Okay. That's
1:38:02
the mugshot of the day. Really?
1:38:05
You could put crazy in a photo.
1:38:08
And then spread it
1:38:10
everywhere as the definition of what
1:38:12
it looks like. This would be
1:38:14
it. Okay. This woman in Iowa
1:38:16
has been arrested this week after
1:38:19
police say she lit items
1:38:21
on fire on
1:38:23
a stranger's porch. Sure.
1:38:26
46 year old Michelle
1:38:28
Young faces charges of reckless
1:38:30
use of fire and
1:38:33
destructive devices, a serious misdemeanor,
1:38:36
as well as possession of
1:38:38
drug paraphernalia, a simple misdemeanor.
1:38:41
A judge set her bond
1:38:43
yesterday at $5,000 cash only.
1:38:46
She's got a hearing set for the end of the month. According
1:38:49
to an arrest affidavit, fire
1:38:52
and police responded to the scene.
1:38:57
There was a porch fire. The
1:39:00
homeowner said that her home security camera captured
1:39:02
a woman on the porch who lit something
1:39:04
on fire. The homeowner
1:39:06
said smoke was visible on
1:39:09
her ring cam. They found this woman.
1:39:12
She admitted she started the fire. She
1:39:15
told the cops it was her friend's house. And
1:39:19
also that she saw a sign
1:39:21
that said, which is welcome. Yep.
1:39:24
And because she was a witch, yep. Oh,
1:39:27
yeah. She set some items on fire. It's
1:39:30
what we asked. Which is welcome. Yeah. I
1:39:36
put it up at my house. It is
1:39:38
a well known fact. Yeah, you have
1:39:41
it up for sure. These
1:39:43
witches are welcome. Come
1:39:46
on over. Generally
1:39:48
they're big witches. Yeah. Well, they're
1:39:50
not welcome. Yeah. Like Lisa said,
1:39:52
put hot in front of them.
1:39:54
Hot. Which is like, I modified
1:39:56
it. I modified it. She
1:40:00
said she wasn't going to hurt anyone or let the
1:40:02
fire get out of control. She was just Conjuring
1:40:05
up some spells. Yeah, that's what
1:40:07
they do. Yeah And
1:40:10
she turned out not to be that
1:40:13
lady's friend who owns that house. Ah,
1:40:15
of course. No She was
1:40:17
taken to the police department. She spoke with detectives.
1:40:19
She said she'd been around that area for a
1:40:21
couple hours She was walking
1:40:23
and picking up Melissa miscellaneous things for
1:40:25
her spells On
1:40:29
her they found a car dandelion They
1:40:33
had a car's tail light on
1:40:35
her tin foil bark a
1:40:37
yellow flag Doctor
1:40:44
before she could have been act that spell.
1:40:46
Yeah, she was only a couple of ingredients
1:40:49
away Boiling
1:40:52
trouble. No roadkill Why
1:40:57
we're alive still They
1:41:00
say that she thought the home was her
1:41:02
friends who is also a witch She
1:41:07
sat down on a chair and Smoked
1:41:09
a cigarette and when she didn't get an answer That's
1:41:11
when she decided to go ahead with the spell
1:41:14
and she lit the items on fire. Yeah She
1:41:17
wanted some backup at first like She
1:41:20
also put someone's clothing in the fire.
1:41:22
That's probably who she was casting the
1:41:24
spell. Oh, yeah Yep
1:41:27
Damn But again, she
1:41:29
has our mugshot of the day at
1:41:32
David and check the freak comm and
1:41:34
if this doesn't say I'm
1:41:37
crazy. I'll see if I can find the goodner. I
1:41:41
Don't know what does I don't
1:41:43
know. Nope. No, I don't my
1:41:45
goodness you guys come on Have
1:41:49
you ever seen a crazier mugshot in your
1:41:51
life? No, what's in her hair? I just
1:41:54
think Nick I think I'm
1:41:57
living in there Just
1:42:01
some stuff for later. Yeah, like wearing life
1:42:03
split in there old drapes
1:42:05
two different types of old drapes
1:42:07
as dresses Yeah, I
1:42:09
mean to me she is like, um,
1:42:11
you know, I'm after a certain kind
1:42:13
of witch and this kind of witch
1:42:16
is Almost
1:42:18
like a Bette Midler. Yeah Style,
1:42:22
so it's like she hasn't washed her hair and ears.
1:42:24
Oh a long time. Well that and that's why that
1:42:26
knickknacks are in there Whatever
1:42:29
that is there that's just in
1:42:31
there. Yep. It looks like she was trying to maybe
1:42:34
Pick her hair or straighten it out and then
1:42:36
just left it in there I don't know what
1:42:38
it is Looks like she used something to like
1:42:40
tie it up and then it just grew in
1:42:42
there. It almost looks like shark's teeth. Yep But
1:42:46
is that the definition of crazy or
1:42:49
not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can happy
1:42:51
she is well, that's crazy Right
1:42:54
you can go check out her mugshot It's a
1:42:56
mugshot of the day up at Dave and Chuck
1:42:58
the Freak calm if you want to see what
1:43:00
we believe could be the craziest Looking mugshot of
1:43:03
all time for a lady if you
1:43:06
saw that on your ring cam. Oh
1:43:08
my Right
1:43:13
away because that God knows what he's gonna get
1:43:15
up to you know, she's about to light something.
1:43:17
Yeah I
1:43:21
think she's about to do some magic It's
1:43:25
not what you'd want on
1:43:28
your front porch no by any means
1:43:31
Alright while we're speaking of magic
1:43:33
here believe it or not one
1:43:35
of those magician Comedy
1:43:38
hypnotist guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah is
1:43:41
in some trouble. Oh, what did he do? And
1:43:44
you know by looking at this dude He's
1:43:47
a creep Look at that
1:43:49
guy. Yeah, it's a wild
1:43:51
idea to even start this life Yeah,
1:43:54
it is to be the I'm gonna go
1:43:56
to the colleges and hypnotize people into grinding
1:43:59
on each other I
1:44:01
get some crazy life to decide. I absolutely
1:44:04
agree, but this comedy hypnotist has been
1:44:06
revealed as an online predator who stole
1:44:09
women's photos and sold them. Robert
1:44:12
Temple. You're
1:44:15
going to give me your photos. He
1:44:18
managed to get a town
1:44:20
council to overturn a 40-year
1:44:22
ban on stage hypnosis. That
1:44:26
was his claim to fame, but he's now
1:44:28
in the headlines for a totally different reason.
1:44:33
He's been jailed for eight months. One
1:44:36
victim, 29-year-old Ellie Norman from the UK,
1:44:39
had mutual friends with him on Facebook,
1:44:41
but she soon found that her private
1:44:43
images had been used to set
1:44:45
up social media profiles in her name. Oh,
1:44:48
weird. She said, friends were telling
1:44:50
me about these fake profiles. They were really creepy.
1:44:52
There was lots of information about me that was
1:44:54
right, right down to the name of my dog.
1:44:58
Temple, who claims to mess with people's
1:45:00
heads, admitted to hacking and fraud. Audiences
1:45:06
for his upcoming shows have been just
1:45:08
told they've been canceled due to unforeseen
1:45:10
circumstances. No! So
1:45:13
far, two women have come forward, and
1:45:17
cops are reported to suspect that
1:45:19
more victims may be out there. He
1:45:21
hasn't been accused of using hypnosis for
1:45:24
crime? I
1:45:26
mean, listen, if he did... But he may have used other
1:45:28
skills from his stage show, they said. Really?
1:45:33
Like he pulled off some kind
1:45:35
of like hypnotist? Okay,
1:45:37
so I don't understand this here. What's
1:45:40
he doing with these fake profiles? I
1:45:42
don't know. I don't know. Like
1:45:45
all I know is the fake profiles that
1:45:47
I have of myself out there. Yeah. What
1:45:50
do you use them for? Well, no, like it's not
1:45:52
me, it's someone else, but it
1:45:54
just seemingly, it's
1:45:57
always just links to try and get people
1:45:59
who... might know me to click
1:46:01
on it and then unfortunately get, you
1:46:05
know, bamboozled by somebody and I'm assuming that's
1:46:07
all this guy was doing. He was probably
1:46:10
trying to get people's info or get
1:46:13
them to click on something they shouldn't click on. Or
1:46:15
he was like catfishing people
1:46:18
or something. Oh that too,
1:46:20
yeah. He had hacked into one
1:46:22
woman's Snapchat and those of
1:46:24
another woman whose images showed her topless.
1:46:29
He even used details of one lady
1:46:31
to set up a cryptocurrency account to
1:46:33
receive thousands of dollars. I
1:46:36
want to know what happened in that town
1:46:38
that had a 40 year ban on hipnits
1:46:41
as you know. One of these guys came
1:46:43
to tell me. They
1:46:45
were like that was crazy.
1:46:47
Yeah. The mayor's wife was
1:46:49
grinding on somebody and fake
1:46:52
orgasm everywhere. Yeah.
1:46:57
Yeah why? There must have been.
1:46:59
For him to get it reversed or whatever. Yeah.
1:47:01
Crazy. They're like we'll try it again
1:47:03
I guess. Is
1:47:06
it possible that you
1:47:08
could be at one of these shows and you
1:47:11
are one of the weak people
1:47:13
I guess that is easily hypnotized
1:47:15
in this and then
1:47:17
he could just later on be
1:47:19
like what's your Snapchat? What's
1:47:23
your password? Probably. You
1:47:26
know and they would give it up. I thought
1:47:28
you wouldn't do anything you didn't really want to do. I
1:47:32
don't know. Well that's what they tell us. Yeah.
1:47:35
I'll never let a hypnotist in. Oh
1:47:38
I won't either. No Chuck's been
1:47:40
terrified of hypnotists his whole life. Forever. They
1:47:44
don't need to knock it around. There's so much I
1:47:46
don't remember. There's so much I
1:47:48
don't remember that. Why? You are afraid they'll unlock
1:47:50
something that would terrify you. I was an altar
1:47:52
boy for way too many years. Don't remember a
1:47:54
lot of it. Yeah.
1:47:57
No I don't I don't need anybody
1:47:59
poking around. And then all
1:48:01
of a sudden you're like, oh, floods of
1:48:03
memories. Yeah, so it's
1:48:05
funny, just last month, that's when
1:48:07
he made headlines because he had
1:48:09
this town council in
1:48:12
this part of the UK to overturn their
1:48:14
42-year ban on hypnotism. It's
1:48:18
so crazy because he really blew it
1:48:20
for these other hypnotists because it only
1:48:23
took them one month to make them feel
1:48:25
like, yep, big mistake. Yeah,
1:48:27
exactly, right? Yeah,
1:48:30
he looks creepy though. Oh,
1:48:33
yeah, sure does. That's obviously
1:48:36
fakely dyed red hair, bright red hair.
1:48:40
Yeah, his hair reminds me of somebody or
1:48:42
something and I can't think of it. Yeah,
1:48:46
I can't either. I
1:48:48
just, I remember going to one of these
1:48:50
things in college and I was just like,
1:48:54
what are these fools doing? What
1:48:56
are you doing? You have to see all the
1:48:58
rest of us in school again. It was put
1:49:00
in place to protect citizens from dark arts, but
1:49:03
now that old-fashioned law banning hypnosis
1:49:05
has been overturned by this comedy
1:49:08
hypnotist. And what city was it? Bolton
1:49:12
in the UK. Ah, dark
1:49:14
arts. Yeah, that's wild. Never
1:49:17
again. The dark arts came to
1:49:19
doubt. You're a
1:49:21
master at the dark arts. You
1:49:23
know what you are. Actually
1:49:26
longer than that, almost 70 years,
1:49:30
his show contravened the Hypnotism Act of
1:49:32
1952. You know what
1:49:34
we have to do. 1952, we must stop hypnosis
1:49:36
now. A
1:49:39
historic law that prohibits public
1:49:41
hypnosis from being performed without
1:49:43
local authority permission. That's
1:49:47
hilarious. I put people into
1:49:49
a trance. There's like
1:49:51
one old guy that survived that was just
1:49:53
like, well there goes everything. Yeah, yeah. You
1:49:56
don't remember, do you? The
1:50:03
dark arts are bad. Run for
1:50:05
your lives. Everyone was nude. You
1:50:07
don't remember? A guy came to
1:50:09
town hypnotized everybody. Everyone
1:50:14
got naked. All those stuff. There was a
1:50:17
disaster. Oh my God. Oh man. Yeah,
1:50:20
this dude looks like a total creep. To
1:50:23
me, he just looks like all of the guys
1:50:27
that do this. Do
1:50:31
you think he was looking... Was he
1:50:33
catfishing people with these women's profiles? Yeah, that's
1:50:35
what Andy said. And I think that it's
1:50:37
probably a possibility. The
1:50:39
best bet. You
1:50:41
find pretty girls, you make
1:50:44
fake accounts with them. I mean, you...
1:50:46
But he was taking all their money, so... Right?
1:50:49
Yeah, well that's the only other thing. But was
1:50:51
he using the
1:50:53
women's accounts to take other
1:50:56
guys' money at them? I don't know if he
1:50:58
was looking for dongs, more so he was looking
1:51:00
to trick other dudes. Yeah, like, I need some
1:51:02
money. I need some money.
1:51:04
You know? Because the right witch
1:51:06
contacts me on any social media.
1:51:09
All my crypto's gone. All
1:51:11
my crypto is gone. Oh
1:51:13
man. Hot witches. More pens.
1:51:15
I'm just saying. Oh,
1:51:17
it's usually pens. You might have all 350
1:51:20
bucks in my crypto. Yeah.
1:51:24
There's the new big red, Jason. Yeah.
1:51:33
He's taking over for this guy while he's behind bars. Alright,
1:51:36
so you know how sometimes your buddy
1:51:39
can talk you into something really
1:51:42
dumb? Yeah, like you
1:51:44
almost went, you know, and ran
1:51:46
with the bulls. Right, yes. This
1:51:49
is way worse than that. A
1:51:51
university student in Taiwan
1:51:54
who had his legs amputated
1:51:58
in the hopes of receiving a $1.3 million
1:52:01
insurance payout, of
1:52:04
course, has now been arrested on
1:52:06
suspicion of fraud. Yeah. People
1:52:08
are trying this, huh? They just chopped
1:52:11
something big off. That's how desperate. Yeah.
1:52:14
A friend of this guy's from high school,
1:52:17
identified only as Liao, persuaded
1:52:20
him to do this.
1:52:22
Come on. I don't know. I don't
1:52:25
know if that's a good idea. I think you should do it.
1:52:28
Copy-chop. Come
1:52:31
on. 1.3 million? Give it a try. This
1:52:35
23-year-old dude who convinced his buddy to
1:52:37
top his legs off for this insurance
1:52:40
scam. Are they just holding
1:52:42
him up? I think this
1:52:44
is the buddy that... Oh, okay. Oh, my God.
1:52:46
I thought they were just holding him. Is this
1:52:48
Gary now? No, no, no. Okay, okay. That's
1:52:52
his buddy, I believe that talked him into
1:52:54
it there. The 23-year-old suffered losses
1:52:57
from trading cryptocurrency, and
1:53:00
he tricked his buddy into
1:53:02
signing a legal paper, obligating
1:53:05
him to pay him $800,000 of the settlement.
1:53:12
He told his buddy that gangsters were after him,
1:53:14
and they were going to kill him if
1:53:17
he didn't come up with the money. Man,
1:53:19
I would just be like, dude, how
1:53:21
about we chop your legs off, and the
1:53:23
gangsters want you dead. Why do I have
1:53:26
to chop my legs off? I don't think
1:53:28
a lot of sense. So last year, as
1:53:30
they were riding around Taipei on a motorcycle
1:53:32
at night, wanting
1:53:34
to present the claim that
1:53:37
his buddy was afflicted with frostbite
1:53:39
because he rode the vehicle in
1:53:41
the late evening. Oh, God. Just
1:53:44
days before that, he had
1:53:46
his buddy buy several expensive life
1:53:48
insurance, travel insurance, and accident
1:53:51
insurance policies. Oh, God.
1:53:53
They never look into that. And
1:53:55
after the motorcycle ride, his buddy
1:53:57
soaked his legs and feet into
1:54:00
dry ice and
1:54:02
then we committed to the hospital but
1:54:05
medical staff knew something was wrong as
1:54:07
they were looking into it. There
1:54:09
were no shoe or sock marks on
1:54:12
his legs. His injuries appeared almost
1:54:14
identical in each leg and
1:54:16
they were inconsistent with naturally
1:54:18
occurring frostbite injuries. Also
1:54:21
the weather on that night they said they were
1:54:23
out it wasn't below freezing. How'd
1:54:27
you freeze? 55! That's wild these
1:54:30
dry ice. Oh my god just
1:54:32
think of the pain of that.
1:54:38
The pain of that. Go ahead
1:54:41
bud put it in.
1:54:43
Switch. Do the other one. The only way I
1:54:46
could see myself managing to pull this off is
1:54:48
if my buddy
1:54:56
was paralyzed or something and
1:54:59
I'm like listen you're not gonna feel this dry
1:55:01
ice but we've got to freeze those legs right
1:55:03
off you're not gonna feel it. People
1:55:05
that do this are insane I mean we talk
1:55:07
about it we've talked about it before I mean
1:55:09
it happens more than on one
1:55:11
occasion where they just chop things off
1:55:13
for various purposes and think that they'll
1:55:16
get away with it. No because the
1:55:18
second if you haven't had an insurance
1:55:20
policy in place for I'd say like
1:55:22
years and years they
1:55:25
just instantly look at that and they're like do you know
1:55:27
that ten days ago he just he
1:55:29
put up just in case I lose
1:55:31
my arm claws and like people think
1:55:33
they're gonna get away with it they
1:55:35
don't yeah. But even if
1:55:38
they just if they've had a policy for years and
1:55:40
years they still look at the weather they still look
1:55:42
at the medical team still looks at the wave you
1:55:44
know yeah the condition. It's like
1:55:46
a horrible way to lose your legs. I can't
1:55:51
even imagine it. They say
1:55:53
Taiwan is a subtropical region so
1:55:55
cases of severe frostbite are pretty
1:55:57
much unbelievable. unbelievably
1:56:00
rare were you in the top of man His
1:56:06
legs were amputated just below the
1:56:08
calf due to his frostbite injuries
1:56:11
But they did report the case to authorities
1:56:13
and when police Investigated him
1:56:15
and his buddy they found
1:56:17
the plastic bucket that they used to free
1:56:22
The insurance documents the
1:56:24
box the dry ice came in eight
1:56:27
cell phones and a computer That
1:56:30
they used to buy the different policies from
1:56:34
Honestly though I mean that is what it takes
1:56:36
it takes someone who doesn't throw any of the
1:56:38
boxes away I mean they're the ones that come
1:56:40
up with this idea. Yeah, I Bet
1:56:43
he wheeled into the courtroom and was like
1:56:45
real cool That's Well,
1:56:56
you're dumb too right you're yeah, I can't even
1:56:58
listen Chuck I would be so upset if you
1:57:00
were in eight hundred thousand dollars debt and someone
1:57:03
was coming to kill you and But
1:57:06
sorry, I'm not sacrificing my leg I
1:57:11
Would be so upset that you would
1:57:13
somehow be dumb enough to fall for
1:57:15
that like how dumb is this friend?
1:57:18
He's so dumb. Yeah. No, we're like There's
1:57:24
no one really who should be who should
1:57:26
fall for that, you know what I'm gonna
1:57:28
chop my legs off You know freeze my
1:57:30
legs for my buddy Yeah,
1:57:33
that's wild. Well, we're coming up.
1:57:35
I'd rather rob a bank with you Yes,
1:57:38
let's go we'll just well start asking
1:57:40
that obviously you're not friends anymore like
1:57:43
that's done Yeah shows done. Chuck asked
1:57:45
me for yeah Insurance
1:58:00
signed up Dave for insurance. I
1:58:02
hope nothing happens. So nice. Jackie
1:58:05
bought all those policies under my name. Yeah, you wouldn't believe
1:58:07
how many. You were cool. That's
1:58:10
a red flag too. Yeah,
1:58:12
it is. Well, if Jason ever turns to
1:58:14
a life of crime, which hopefully he doesn't...
1:58:18
Depends on what crime we're talking about, but I'm getting
1:58:20
there. Yup.
1:58:22
Stealing... breaking into
1:58:24
a bakery and stealing baked goods. Well?
1:58:27
I do love a donut. This
1:58:29
is crazy. This suspected
1:58:31
burglar had
1:58:34
namaste in mind as
1:58:37
they performed yoga to
1:58:39
limber up before breaking into a
1:58:41
bakery and stealing croissants. You got
1:58:43
to get loose. You
1:58:46
could see Jason getting loose. I
1:58:48
definitely could. There's the video of
1:58:51
this here. This surveillance video captures
1:58:53
this 44-year-old woman doing
1:58:56
yoga and stretching before
1:58:59
this alleged crime the other day. She's doing
1:59:02
like a whole flow. She really is
1:59:04
out of her mind, right? Yeah. Like
1:59:07
you're completely gone. And then
1:59:09
you're like, I need a donut. Maybe
1:59:13
she was just burning off calories before stealing
1:59:15
the baked goods. The bakery was amused by
1:59:17
the incident. They
1:59:19
posted the video on Instagram
1:59:21
and added the music from
1:59:23
Mission Impossible in the
1:59:26
background. They did
1:59:28
catch her, of course, because
1:59:30
there's lots of footage of
1:59:32
her doing yoga outside. She was charged with
1:59:34
theft, burglary, and
1:59:37
going equipped to steal. Yeah,
1:59:40
she seemingly was in kind of like, you
1:59:42
know, like all black. Yeah. You
1:59:45
know? There were a couple of moves there I've
1:59:47
never seen before. I don't know. I think
1:59:49
she was making it up. Yeah. She was like
1:59:51
humping the ground at one point. You don't
1:59:53
see that? Oh, no. She's
1:59:56
the world's top croissant thief. They're
2:00:00
not that much guys. Yeah, yeah, no.
2:00:03
Better things to steal if you're gonna get into that business.
2:00:05
She has been charged with theft burglary and going equipped
2:00:08
to steal. She was released on bail
2:00:10
this week. I will say though, like
2:00:12
the gym that I used to go
2:00:14
to before the planet, it
2:00:17
was right next door to this bakery. And
2:00:20
you'd be, you'd have worked out and
2:00:22
you feel like you've accomplished something and
2:00:24
then that smell, that smell
2:00:26
would hit and you're like, just
2:00:28
hang on to pumpkin muffins. Bring
2:00:31
them on! The gym I went to was across
2:00:34
from a Dairy Queen. Oh! You
2:00:36
can pull right out of the gym and just be like,
2:00:38
well, that was point of the ride through. I
2:00:40
always wonder if that's a plan. Like
2:00:42
they're like, oh, there's a gym right
2:00:45
there. We should open some fast food
2:00:47
place. My mom was a big like
2:00:49
Weight Watchers lady for like the longest
2:00:51
time and her location was beside like
2:00:53
a Baskin Robbins ice cream place. And
2:00:55
you can't tell me that wasn't by
2:00:58
design. Intentional. You know, it's like, I
2:01:00
did great this week. I can cheat
2:01:02
a little bit. So that's still
2:01:04
there, Chuck. Is it really? It is the Baskin
2:01:06
Robbins and the Weight Watchers. And
2:01:08
in that box, now they've opened this incredible
2:01:10
donut store. You know, one of
2:01:13
those real fancy donut places. Oh,
2:01:15
no. They've got to be
2:01:17
kind of... It's all side by side. And there's
2:01:19
open a Taco Bell in the parking lot too.
2:01:21
Oh, and Weight Watchers is still there? They're still
2:01:23
going. Wow. And you name here, you
2:01:25
just go straight to your car. You
2:01:28
got to be like, run! Run to your guy. Run!
2:01:30
Dog, dog, dog to your car. They put
2:01:32
towels over top of themselves. Whistly walk to
2:01:34
your car. No,
2:01:37
I always found that hilarious that it was like, whoa,
2:01:40
like there's no way I'd make it out alive.
2:01:42
Right. Now they put a
2:01:44
donut thing. So there's Baskin Robbins, this
2:01:46
incredible donut place and a Taco Bell
2:01:49
all in the same pile. No. No. Okay,
2:01:53
I've got a question for you guys. I
2:01:56
bet there's no one listening that
2:01:58
has done something more embarrassing. than
2:02:00
this. Listen to what this woman
2:02:02
did first before you call because I
2:02:05
can't even imagine. You have to hear all the
2:02:07
details. I bet there's no
2:02:10
one listening that has done something more embarrassing
2:02:12
than this. Just
2:02:14
so you're prepared in advance, 1-855-954-6969 is the number just
2:02:16
in case. 1-855-954-6969 or
2:02:24
you can text us at 46969
2:02:27
because a woman
2:02:31
accidentally broadcast herself
2:02:34
nude to
2:02:36
a church. Oh,
2:02:38
it is. Whoa. Pretty cool,
2:02:41
though. There was this
2:02:44
funeral in London. Oh,
2:02:46
no, and a funeral? And
2:02:49
not everyone could make it. No. So
2:02:52
the church set up a
2:02:54
zoom where people
2:02:56
could watch it online. Yikes.
2:03:00
And this woman accidentally
2:03:03
broadcast herself showering
2:03:08
and more. Oh
2:03:10
my goodness. She couldn't make it to the service,
2:03:15
but she was getting ready to
2:03:17
go to the wake later.
2:03:19
Okay. So she wanted
2:03:21
to watch the service, so she
2:03:24
set up her computer right
2:03:26
next to her shower but thought
2:03:29
her camera was off. It
2:03:33
was not. No. There
2:03:36
was a screen set
2:03:39
up at the funeral so people in
2:03:41
the church could see who was joining
2:03:43
online. I know where I put my
2:03:46
chair. A
2:03:49
giant screen. Here's
2:03:53
the thing. She wasn't
2:03:55
only showering in
2:03:59
that shower. She did
2:04:01
it. She
2:04:03
was also trimming
2:04:06
her puke. I was going to say
2:04:08
that she's shaving it. My
2:04:10
goodness. Incredible. So
2:04:13
people said it gave off some real
2:04:16
OnlyFans vibes. There is a screen cap
2:04:18
of it that someone took. This
2:04:20
is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com. The story and the video, if
2:04:22
you want to check it out for yourself, you
2:04:25
can go check it out there. When
2:04:27
I go, someone does this. Shaves up
2:04:30
nude via zoom. Shave in
2:04:32
their pews. Yeah. I'm
2:04:35
going to be my pews. I'll be using my shower while I'm
2:04:37
shaving. She
2:04:41
only found out about what happened when
2:04:44
she showed up to the wake. Oh,
2:04:46
God. I never thought of it. Oh, my
2:04:48
God, Lucy. Oh, you're the nude one. Freshly
2:04:52
shaved, huh, Lucy? Yeah.
2:04:57
I am. How would you know? Oh,
2:05:00
we all know. You
2:05:02
guys, that is the most embarrassing
2:05:05
thing. Can you imagine, Chuck, you're trimming
2:05:07
your pubes in the shower and
2:05:09
it's all being up on a big screen
2:05:11
at a funeral? It's the most inappropriate thing
2:05:13
I could do at a funeral. Pretty
2:05:16
dumb to have it set up in
2:05:18
your bathroom. Yeah. You know, like the
2:05:21
whole thing. I know when you take
2:05:23
a shower and shave and not have like
2:05:26
the camera cover, like a million steps to
2:05:28
be taken. I know
2:05:30
myself, though, I'm always watching stuff
2:05:32
in the shower. So
2:05:35
I have like a little shelf in there
2:05:37
that I guess you'd normally put some soap
2:05:39
or whatever on there. I always
2:05:41
put my phone on there. You're crazy
2:05:43
because you've also gone on Facebook live
2:05:45
by mistake, too. I know. Pretty
2:05:48
sweet. People are in for a show one day. But,
2:05:51
you know, I've never
2:05:53
had to, you know, do a
2:05:55
Zoom call or anything like that and decided to
2:05:58
do it in the shower. That's
2:06:00
your mistake. Your
2:06:02
mistake is you were on a Zoom and thought
2:06:04
you were going to be able to take
2:06:07
a shower at the same time. But
2:06:09
I can understand wanting to listen to
2:06:11
a video or continue listening to some
2:06:13
kind of whatever I'm listening
2:06:16
to. I want to keep doing it in
2:06:18
the shower. I guess that's what she was
2:06:20
doing, right? She was listening to this funeral
2:06:23
service and wanted to keep listening to it and just
2:06:25
decided, oh crap, I got to get ready for the
2:06:28
wake. There has to
2:06:30
be different, like if you're on YouTube,
2:06:32
it can really only go so far unless
2:06:34
I guess I went live. Which
2:06:39
I guess is possible. It is, yeah. But
2:06:41
you have to know when you're on Zoom or Teams or
2:06:43
whatever those things are, you can't have
2:06:47
that on in the bathroom. So we
2:06:49
bet there's no one listening that has
2:06:51
done something more embarrassing than broadcasting yourself
2:06:53
nude and shaving your pubes
2:06:55
during a Zoom funeral. If you have, by
2:06:57
chance, you can reach out to us. 1-855-954-6969,
2:06:59
that's the number. 1-855-954-6969,
2:07:03
or you can text us at 46969. Someone
2:07:11
said during a presentation in college, I froze,
2:07:14
had a panic attack and
2:07:16
had to speedwalk out of the room while
2:07:20
my crush was staring on in shock. So
2:07:23
this story made me feel so much better
2:07:25
about myself. Yeah. That was the
2:07:27
most embarrassing, but they weren't shaving their pubes on
2:07:29
a church Zoom. No,
2:07:32
I don't think anyone's going to have
2:07:34
done anything worse than that. What's
2:07:38
worse than nude pube shaving
2:07:40
in church? Nothing. There
2:07:43
is nothing worse. And someone
2:07:45
was ready too. Someone was ready with, they
2:07:47
had someone else's phone and they got all
2:07:49
of the... Well, as this is going down,
2:07:51
I'm sure you can't believe it, right? You're
2:07:54
seeing this naked woman in the shower and then she starts
2:07:56
trimming her pubes? How did they
2:07:58
not stop, like... Yeah,
2:08:00
okay like so well they did take it they did
2:08:02
eventually take it off this Oh, they took the whole
2:08:05
screen down. Yeah, no one probably could figure out how
2:08:07
to get it off. Yeah, they just broke the screen
2:08:11
Breaking it And
2:08:14
then you show up at the wake that's
2:08:17
awful are telling you what they've seen Yeah
2:08:22
Again, but find that out if you knew
2:08:25
the person you have to call them and
2:08:27
be like hey listen Don't don't come to
2:08:29
the wake. Yeah, sure rather than
2:08:31
when they show up tell them yeah
2:08:35
Like you have to give someone the heads up
2:08:37
like you were shaving yourself Little
2:08:43
heart shape someone said the chief
2:08:45
technology officer at our
2:08:48
company was in an
2:08:50
extremely important teams meeting and Didn't
2:08:53
know his camera was on and he almost
2:08:55
did the same thing he got nude on
2:08:57
camera and got in the shower Tons
2:09:00
of our big managers were on this
2:09:02
call and thought He
2:09:04
just got fired. I was gonna say you don't
2:09:06
survive that do you know no if you're the
2:09:09
chief Technology officer, I think
2:09:11
it doesn't matter who you are. I think
2:09:13
you're you're done, but even more so you're
2:09:15
in charge of the technology And
2:09:17
you don't know your cameras on some of
2:09:19
the Chiefs are the
2:09:21
worst yeah, they have got their And
2:09:25
it makes no sense how Man
2:09:29
oh man Dakota is
2:09:31
with us we bet there's no
2:09:33
one listening that has done something more embarrassing
2:09:35
than broadcasting themselves showering
2:09:38
in a church Here's
2:09:41
Dakota. Hi. How are
2:09:43
you? Hey record record?
2:09:46
Go ahead, okay, so so I'm from like
2:09:48
a small town up north and we used
2:09:51
to I would ride to school with my
2:09:53
cousin And I was a little younger than
2:09:55
him and he finally got the
2:09:57
prettiest girl in the town You know he was gonna give her a
2:10:00
ride to school. So he
2:10:02
we're it's far it's like our drive to school at
2:10:04
45 minutes to 50 minutes. So he had to use
2:10:06
the restroom. So he goes in, knocks on the door,
2:10:09
she's still getting ready for school putting all her makeup
2:10:11
on. This was like 2004 2005.
2:10:14
So anyways, I'm sitting in the car
2:10:16
waiting. And all of a
2:10:18
sudden, 10 minutes goes by and he
2:10:20
like comes out from like the side of the house, not
2:10:22
the front of the house. And he's like running. And
2:10:25
he jumps in the car and he just leaves. And
2:10:27
I'm like, dude, what's going on? And he's like, dude,
2:10:29
I went in there to use the bathroom.
2:10:32
And I called the toilet, she was getting ready
2:10:34
for school. And he's like, there was no plunger.
2:10:36
So I thought that I could like wrap toilet
2:10:38
paper around my arm and like,
2:10:40
oh, my God, and like, dig it
2:10:42
out. But he said it just made
2:10:45
it worse. So he like, had even
2:10:47
more toilet paper in there. So he
2:10:49
just runs, he actually like went through
2:10:51
the bathroom window, like shimmied out the
2:10:53
bathroom window and jumped in the car
2:10:55
and laugh. Yeah, I mean, they're gonna
2:10:57
know who did it. Yeah, of course
2:11:00
they are. That is
2:11:02
mortifying. I could shimmy out any window I
2:11:04
want. But you know what's
2:11:06
happened. Someone
2:11:08
said I can't make this up.
2:11:11
But I drank beers with buddies and woke up later that
2:11:13
night butt naked peeing
2:11:15
on my sister's bedroom wall. She
2:11:19
woke up screaming, what the f are you doing? Needless
2:11:23
to say her grad party, which was
2:11:25
the next day, which was incredibly awkward.
2:11:28
Yeah. Yep.
2:11:30
Try not to pee on people. Oh, God, it
2:11:32
affects everybody differently. Not everybody's made
2:11:34
for it. You're right. They are. Experience.
2:11:37
He done the couch cushion. Oh, yeah.
2:11:39
I did it. I did and woke
2:11:41
up the next morning like, Hello. Last
2:11:44
night. Yep.
2:11:46
Yeah, you are that guy. Good day.
2:11:49
Dylan is in Royal Oak, Michigan. Hi, Dylan.
2:11:52
Penis Falls. Penis to you.
2:11:55
We're talking about this woman who
2:11:57
accidentally broadcast herself showering during a
2:11:59
zoom funeral. wondering if you've
2:12:01
done something worse than that. So
2:12:03
thankfully this is my cousin. So I went
2:12:05
bowling with my two cousins and my dad
2:12:07
and my uncle. My youngest
2:12:10
cousin starts to walk up
2:12:12
to the lane after my,
2:12:15
after his brother who's slightly older than him
2:12:17
is walking back from shooting. The
2:12:20
older brother decides to turn around as he
2:12:22
passes the younger brother and pants him in
2:12:25
the middle of the bowling alley. Oh
2:12:27
no. No underwear.
2:12:30
Oh man. He
2:12:32
pulls his pants down and then he fumbles to try and
2:12:34
pull him back up. So everyone
2:12:36
sees his Johnson in it. Oh
2:12:38
my god. Even worse is in
2:12:40
the lane next to us was
2:12:42
what I believe to be girls
2:12:45
from my youngest cousin's school. Oh
2:12:48
that's the worst. That's my last day. I
2:12:50
think I just walk right down to the
2:12:52
machine and I'm like, Hit the button! Hit
2:12:56
the clear, hit the reset the
2:12:59
pin! I'm under it. Yeah,
2:13:02
no, that's terrible. No, the
2:13:04
worst. Right. You got to go
2:13:06
back to school with those people. It's
2:13:08
insult to injury because somehow
2:13:11
I was convinced to go bowling. Right.
2:13:14
You're in the shoes. Oh my god. Well
2:13:16
that's why he slipped. Some
2:13:19
of that I was at a dinner with
2:13:21
former Boston mayor, Menino.
2:13:25
I thought I could squeeze out a
2:13:27
fart. Oh come on. But
2:13:29
ended up pooping my pants in front of 40
2:13:31
people. I
2:13:36
rolled out of that room like I was on
2:13:38
fire. But
2:13:40
the poop actually stained the
2:13:43
rug. Oh my god. Sorry,
2:13:45
that's so weird. I
2:13:48
might put my pants in here. I
2:13:52
might lay to play it. Like
2:13:55
something happened. But
2:13:58
you wouldn't take the chance of laying a fart. and squeeze
2:14:00
out, right? No, you're right. Why would you
2:14:02
do that in front of 40 people? I
2:14:05
don't know. You're so butt confident. You really
2:14:07
are. You are. You're way too butt confident.
2:14:10
And you burn. You get burned. You do get
2:14:12
burned. What have you done
2:14:14
that's more embarrassing than this story, the
2:14:17
woman who accidentally broadcast herself showering during
2:14:20
a Zoom funeral? Craig's up next.
2:14:22
Hi, Craig. Hello. What'd
2:14:24
you do? I
2:14:28
don't know that it's worse than that lady's
2:14:30
story, but it's pretty bad. When
2:14:32
I first met my ex-wife a couple months
2:14:34
into the relationship, she was giving me a
2:14:36
BJ. And
2:14:39
right as I was about to climax,
2:14:41
you know, everything kind of tightens up.
2:14:44
So I started to tighten up and
2:14:47
I farted right in her face. Oh, God.
2:14:49
You're a horrible man. That's love. They got
2:14:51
married anyway. They made it work out. It
2:14:53
didn't work out. But
2:14:55
they got married anyway. She
2:14:58
still married me. Yep. It
2:15:00
was love at the time. At the time.
2:15:03
Yeah. Amazingly. Now,
2:15:05
Matt in Beverly, Massachusetts,
2:15:07
yours is funeral related too. Yeah.
2:15:12
What happened? Yep. So
2:15:15
my friend, he passed away, you know,
2:15:18
probably about 25 years old. Now
2:15:22
it's funeral. He played out. They played
2:15:25
a whole video tape that we made, you
2:15:27
know, being like 12 year old kids doing
2:15:29
dumb things. Yeah. In
2:15:32
the middle of the video, I
2:15:34
was on screen. Well, I passed
2:15:37
down penis and balls tucked in. Yeah.
2:15:40
Saying, look, I got a vagina in front of
2:15:42
the whole funeral in front of everybody. Forgot
2:15:45
that was in there. And
2:15:48
fast forward. That's
2:15:51
horrible. What did you do? What
2:15:53
did you say? I
2:15:55
turned right. Red turn around and walked
2:15:57
out. I was with my kids.
2:16:00
mother, all my
2:16:02
friends, everybody I grew up with,
2:16:04
like, I'm the type of kid
2:16:06
that I, like, I
2:16:08
just didn't know what to say.
2:16:10
I left. I couldn't face anybody. No,
2:16:13
the most embarrassing thing I've ever done
2:16:15
in my life. Yeah. I didn't think
2:16:17
anybody was going to see that. No.
2:16:19
Right along with us. What the story.
2:16:21
I mean, yeah, right there. Yeah, right
2:16:23
there. For sure. That's the
2:16:25
closest we've gotten to this so far.
2:16:28
You know, I do. I think that
2:16:30
a lot of guys have recreated that
2:16:32
scene as like a joke,
2:16:34
maybe not in front of their friends. Maybe
2:16:36
not on camera. Maybe not on camera. But
2:16:40
I think no one would ever want
2:16:42
that to
2:16:44
be seen by the wrong eyes. Right. You're
2:16:47
only doing that in some, in front
2:16:50
of someone extremely special. Yep. That you're
2:16:52
close to. Oh,
2:16:55
man. That poor guy. Angie's
2:16:57
in Tampa. Angie, what was it for you? We
2:17:01
were on a Zoom call with the whole
2:17:03
entire company and a gentleman named
2:17:06
Jason actually did not
2:17:08
realize his camera was on. So he
2:17:10
proceeded to undo his pants.
2:17:13
And I guess he had to number two
2:17:15
because we saw his whole frontal. No, Jason,
2:17:17
no. Yeah.
2:17:20
And then he proceeded to tuck
2:17:22
it. I mean, nicely tucked it in between
2:17:24
or tucked it under whatever it is that
2:17:26
men do and sat down on the toilet
2:17:29
and exactly what you said.
2:17:31
There was someone in the actual text
2:17:33
chat box saying, no, Jason, no, no,
2:17:35
Jason, no. And then all of a
2:17:37
sudden his screen went black. He was from
2:17:39
Jacksonville in front of the whole company. He did
2:17:41
this. How long still
2:17:43
with the company? I
2:17:45
have not heard or seen from Jason since that day.
2:17:50
Jason went to the sky. How do you how
2:17:52
do you go back to work? How do you
2:17:55
know? No, he hopped on the railroad. Yeah. Thanks,
2:18:02
Angie. Thanks for calling it. Oh my
2:18:04
God, Jason. No! He
2:18:06
moved up to Michigan. Now he's working with you
2:18:08
guys. Yeah, exactly. His crazy past. Oh,
2:18:14
pooping on a Zoom. That's not
2:18:16
great. That's not great. That's
2:18:19
real bad. John is with us
2:18:21
in Easton. Hi, John. Hey,
2:18:24
what's happening, guys? We're doing good. So
2:18:26
we're talking about this woman that accidentally
2:18:28
broadcast her self-showering during a Zoom funeral,
2:18:30
wondering if you've done something worse. So,
2:18:34
kind of, but it's never been confirmed where
2:18:36
you guys can be the judges of that.
2:18:39
And first of all, the whole process of
2:18:41
calling in, I have to tell this embarrassing
2:18:43
story to your secretary dude.
2:18:46
Now our secretary dude. Yeah, sorry. You
2:18:48
got to get to our secretary dude before you get to us.
2:18:51
His new title. Secretary dude. Oh
2:18:53
my. Yeah. All
2:18:57
right. So anyway, I got home from work and
2:18:59
I was doing something. I forget what I was
2:19:01
doing, but I had some time to kill. So
2:19:03
of course I was like, oh, well, get the
2:19:05
old phone out and take care of
2:19:07
myself in the meantime. And sat down in
2:19:09
the living room, did such that,
2:19:12
finished up, cleaned up, only to look
2:19:14
up and forget that my roommates have
2:19:17
one of those motion sensor Wi-Fi cameras
2:19:19
for their dog when they're at home.
2:19:22
Oh my God. It's been no treat, are you? Good
2:19:25
boy. Good boy. Yeah. No.
2:19:29
So I've never confronted them to
2:19:31
be like, hey, you didn't happen
2:19:33
to get a notification on your
2:19:35
phone. Did you?
2:19:37
All right. I'm just
2:19:39
going to pretend they didn't. So
2:19:42
they've never told you you've never asked. You can't say it.
2:19:45
Exactly. Exactly. So that's where I'm at. Depending
2:19:48
on what kind of camera it was that
2:19:50
just make me make you feel better, it
2:19:52
only records so much, but it
2:19:54
just depends. Like it's just a little bit.
2:19:56
Maybe they only saw me starting the act.
2:20:00
They only saw you flapping.
2:20:03
Kevin's dancing with Justin. Justin,
2:20:06
I mean, that didn't make him feel better.
2:20:08
Sorry, I tried. Yeah, they only saw your
2:20:10
stage one. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,
2:20:13
God. I don't know if that's
2:20:15
terrible stuff. Yeah, all the best, man. You
2:20:18
got to know where all the cameras are. Yeah, you
2:20:20
do. Oh,
2:20:22
my God. But if I saw it and I knew
2:20:25
it was happening, I would fire some treats out. You
2:20:27
got to fire treats out, actually. Well, it seems like
2:20:29
he was doing it in a pretty common area. It
2:20:32
seemed like it. Yeah, yeah. But I
2:20:34
guess if you're sharing a living room with people... You know
2:20:36
what? I don't want you to do it there.
2:20:38
Yeah, I know, but they're doing it there. It's very sharing. Yeah,
2:20:40
how about you do that in your bedroom? Yep. This
2:20:44
is... I can't imagine this.
2:20:47
My girlfriend and I joke
2:20:50
around sometimes where we reach
2:20:52
into each other's pants and grab their
2:20:54
backsides, the be-hole. Pretty cool. So,
2:20:57
in a store with my lady, I
2:21:00
reach blindly behind me, fondling her
2:21:02
ass. Stop. Then went
2:21:04
digging. As I turn
2:21:06
around, it isn't her. You go right to
2:21:08
jail for that. Yeah. This random woman started
2:21:11
screaming at the top of her lungs. I
2:21:14
grabbed my girlfriend, and we ran out
2:21:16
of there so fast before I could
2:21:18
be arrested. You're wanted. Yeah. You're
2:21:21
wanted. Right. If
2:21:24
that's real, you're wanted. You're the be-hole-fingerer. Oh,
2:21:26
my God. It's an incredible name. Make
2:21:28
sure. Please,
2:21:30
you're on the lookout for a be-hole-fingerer. The
2:21:33
be-hole-bandit. My girlfriend
2:21:35
thought it was hilarious. Oh, God. They're
2:21:37
different, huh? Yeah, they're very different. Well,
2:21:39
they do that, you know. I know, but
2:21:41
I mean, it'd be so wild for me
2:21:44
to have fondled someone else's be-hole in front of
2:21:46
my girlfriend. You're like, oh, so I think it's
2:21:48
hilarious? Yeah, it would be cool. Oh, that's so
2:21:50
funny. I believe it. My finger was in there.
2:21:52
It was in there. It was in there. I
2:21:54
got it right in. You know how I do.
2:21:56
You know what I do. Oh,
2:22:00
you don't want to be the B-hole bandit. No, my
2:22:02
god. I mean you're honestly you you're
2:22:04
going to jail Someone's
2:22:06
life is different now. Yeah, like someone is
2:22:09
like and then you know, I was in
2:22:11
a store I mean like it's terrible. They
2:22:13
had a terrible terrible terrible day. And if
2:22:15
it was in a store your own video
2:22:18
somewhere Yeah, oh my god Ava's
2:22:20
in boston. What's your story? Ava? Hi,
2:22:25
um when I was in college,
2:22:27
I was at the end of
2:22:29
a class and I had these
2:22:31
paper clips or safety pins holding up
2:22:34
my shirt And I
2:22:36
was having this nice long conversation
2:22:38
with my professor about like wow,
2:22:41
you know I'm really loving your teaching
2:22:43
style and as
2:22:45
I go back to
2:22:48
um Pick up my bags
2:22:50
to leave I start to notice like huh.
2:22:52
It's kind of cold in here Isn't it
2:22:55
and I look down and the
2:22:57
strap had broken on my right
2:22:59
side And my whole right boob
2:23:02
was out for the entire conversation
2:23:04
that I had With
2:23:06
my young male professor and I was like,
2:23:09
oh no. Well, that's why he didn't say it. He
2:23:11
was like a plus What
2:23:15
an essay wrote He
2:23:18
was like don't get fired don't get fired don't get
2:23:20
fired like oh mortifying
2:23:23
Amazing though. Amazing I
2:23:26
mean the only thing is you just you wonder
2:23:28
if he's gone through it before maybe Something
2:23:30
like that having a full boob
2:23:33
out is a bold move. But yeah, it's
2:23:35
very bold. Uh, jake is next in taylor
2:23:37
Jake, what was your moment? What's
2:23:40
up? How's she going? Hey, how's she going? Hey
2:23:44
All right, so I was up in roger city.
2:23:46
This is a while back. I was probably 15
2:23:48
years old So they got this floating wooden dock
2:23:50
out there in the lake And
2:23:52
we swam out to it and uh, I was
2:23:55
with my cousin There was a couple hot girls
2:23:57
out there with us And we
2:23:59
were sitting there talking. And.
2:24:01
When I switched off, that.the current to
2:24:03
slide in the waters. Something.
2:24:05
On that dakota of those of screw was
2:24:08
awarded caught underneath on my swim trunks and
2:24:10
pretty much just rip don't. Ask
2:24:12
me know. So they got to see
2:24:14
the for show. Not
2:24:16
special knots and by and
2:24:18
they thought was pretty funny
2:24:21
advocate my johnson and the
2:24:23
water was cold. Blooded.
2:24:29
Cold weather dives I mean like you
2:24:32
who you hold the Euro D down
2:24:34
there and there may be like he
2:24:36
was a better show them be realized
2:24:39
but road. You. Know
2:24:41
nothing but isn't the best? And
2:24:46
most new. Known. As not aggressive
2:24:48
or Jos in Port Richey would happen to
2:24:50
you Joe. School.
2:24:52
One day I went into was was
2:24:54
a bunch of pictures of a hassle
2:24:56
I just purchased the most of Brown
2:24:58
is mad all these pictures on my
2:25:01
phone and I want to shown to
2:25:03
my female supervisor. Soon. Of
2:25:05
I give her the phone and I told her. Here.
2:25:07
Check out these pictures of my new
2:25:09
house and just take the phone in
2:25:11
the head. swipe left you know and
2:25:13
she swiping last enormous When I see
2:25:15
the look on her face she'll miss
2:25:18
drops of phone and forgot that I
2:25:20
had a dick pic on there. That
2:25:22
can cause now you have no no
2:25:24
are minors yours or mine Animal file
2:25:26
for that or something. Yeah Moon secret.
2:25:29
Sure do! Look what happened.
2:25:32
You can hundred number. Of
2:25:34
yeah I get the jobs. You seem to
2:25:37
be a little more friendly to be
2:25:39
as not allow ha ha ha ha
2:25:41
ha. That was a humble brag. Yeah yeah
2:25:43
I'm a big one man he was
2:25:45
virgin Mary dude. We're.
2:25:48
Going to take a break when we come back
2:25:50
in just a moment year and a bunch of
2:25:52
the freak asked even Shock is up. Next is
2:25:54
a guy taking advantage of the listeners memory loss.
2:25:57
Is. one dude thinking of dropping his
2:25:59
girl her travel status and how
2:26:01
did a guy bang a mom and
2:26:03
the daughter without knowing it? We'll get
2:26:05
to all that and much more when
2:26:07
we come back in just a moment
2:26:09
here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
2:26:12
Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
2:26:14
The owner of a Mexican restaurant
2:26:17
chain in California enlisted a fake
2:26:20
priest to take confessions from workers
2:26:22
with the father urging them to
2:26:24
get their sins out by telling
2:26:27
him if they'd been late for
2:26:29
work or had ever stolen. I'm
2:26:31
a local priest from a local church
2:26:33
just down the road. Okay. Just
2:26:36
here to take my confession at the workplace. Have you ever taken
2:26:38
any money? How much money? Say a hundred dollars. One hundred. Ooh.
2:26:42
That's a five a hail Mary. Okay. That's a two.
2:26:44
I'm out of getting fired. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I
2:26:46
would never get you fired. I was like you get across me. You were
2:26:49
late to that. How many times have you been late? I say I've been
2:26:51
late probably like once a month. I'm not late. I'm
2:26:53
late. I'm late. I'm late. I'm
2:26:56
late. I've been late probably like once a month. But telling
2:26:58
you this is not going to give me a fire.
2:27:00
Not in any way. You
2:27:03
feel free to just let me know if anyone else is that
2:27:05
right. Of any of your friends
2:27:07
at work. I can't help you.
2:27:09
All kinds of stuff. They're always
2:27:11
stealing and being late too. And their
2:27:13
names are? Like that, that's diabolical. They're
2:27:15
crazy. I mean, I've
2:27:17
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Hey guys, it's Friday. It's
2:28:37
Friday. It's
2:28:40
Friday. It's
2:28:45
Friday. Oh yeah, it's Friday bitches. It
2:28:47
is. All right. Dave,
2:28:50
you're so lucky to be in jail right
2:28:52
now. There
2:28:56
is so much no. There is so
2:28:58
much no here. There's nothing here. And it
2:29:00
used to be it was seven nothing. Oh,
2:29:02
we should. It's crazy
2:29:04
out there. You should see it here. It
2:29:07
is insane. Like there's I'm
2:29:10
just taking a picture for you guys. There's literally nothing
2:29:12
on the ground here. I guess it all depends where
2:29:14
you are. Do we got to turn TV days so
2:29:16
you can see? We got to twist TV days. When
2:29:18
we walk into the window days. Walk
2:29:22
on those trashcan legs stuck in jail. You
2:29:24
can't see nothing but the four walls. Yeah,
2:29:27
no, it's terrible. Absolutely
2:29:29
terrible here. So we should put them on
2:29:31
a like a segue or something and have
2:29:33
them be able to roam around the studio.
2:29:36
Good morning everybody. I posted a picture of
2:29:38
the setup that we've got going on here.
2:29:40
Oh, yeah, it's real high tech. I didn't
2:29:42
realize how bad it was. Yeah, yeah, it's
2:29:44
super awesome. But
2:29:46
I guess in that big bang theory that
2:29:48
Sheldon guy, he basically had to work on
2:29:52
like basically a segue type of thing where he's
2:29:54
just like driving around like some kind of robot
2:29:56
man. That's exactly what we
2:29:58
have with TV Dave. Yeah,
2:30:00
just no technology. No, I'm on
2:30:02
garbage cans. Yeah, you're on garbage
2:30:05
cans Just tells you our
2:30:07
setup. Mm-hmm garbage can it was alright like
2:30:09
you do it Hey,
2:30:12
I'm not blaming you. I'm not blaming you.
2:30:14
Nope Just so you
2:30:16
know, they were looking for the fake butt to put you
2:30:18
on but we don't have the fake butt anymore Yeah, that's
2:30:20
all right Coming up here. It's
2:30:22
asked Dave and Chuck the Freak next Remember you
2:30:24
can always reach out to us if you've got
2:30:27
a question through email email at Dave and Chuck
2:30:29
the Freak calm Is a
2:30:31
guy taking advantage of a listener's
2:30:33
memory loss? Is
2:30:36
a listener thinking of dropping his
2:30:38
girl over her travel status? And
2:30:41
how did a guy bang a mom
2:30:43
and the daughter? without
2:30:45
knowing it That's
2:30:48
all coming up first though. This
2:30:50
one the first one's nuts This
2:30:53
woman reached out to us email at Dave and Chuck the
2:30:55
Freak calm She said this so I
2:30:57
moved across the country and I married
2:30:59
this guy about four years ago We
2:31:02
have a kid together overall. We're doing
2:31:04
really well But last year
2:31:06
I suffered a
2:31:08
brain aneurysm and nearly
2:31:10
died. Okay. I was in
2:31:12
a coma for a month. I Lost
2:31:15
the last year of my
2:31:17
memory But
2:31:20
overall I'm doing pretty well. I have
2:31:23
a couple of little problems, but much better than expected When
2:31:28
I was sick my daughter went to stay with
2:31:31
my mother-in-law in Texas, and we have since moved
2:31:33
to Kentucky for my husband's job A
2:31:39
Friend of ours got a job at the
2:31:41
same company, but works from home and stayed
2:31:44
in Wisconsin where we used to live My husband recently asked if
2:31:46
I'd be okay with
2:31:48
him sleeping with her Oh,
2:31:53
that's cool. When she came to visit Because
2:31:56
he says
2:32:00
I told her I was fine with it
2:32:04
before I had my
2:32:06
incident. Don't you remember
2:32:08
when you said I
2:32:10
was allowed, you forgot
2:32:12
about that? It's
2:32:16
devastating. We had a
2:32:18
huge conversation about me banging other women. What's
2:32:22
insane too is that I don't know
2:32:25
what would have happened in that year.
2:32:27
Imagine he's not lying and he's like
2:32:29
no no like we went I
2:32:31
was allowed you let me. I don't
2:32:34
know maybe you take a year off
2:32:36
after let the aneurysm. Yeah. All
2:32:38
the old before that are off. I
2:32:45
guess it teaches you a lesson you
2:32:47
know. I know your brain almost feels
2:32:49
but I'm gonna have this thing with
2:32:51
this chick. I have banged her
2:32:53
before. She says
2:32:55
I kind of felt
2:32:58
guilty at first and said okay
2:33:00
sure. Oh wow. But now
2:33:02
I'm starting to have second thoughts. Now I'm not sure
2:33:04
if I'm okay with it. Please
2:33:06
help. What do I do? How do
2:33:08
I stop this? Thanks.
2:33:11
I guess. It's a unique situation
2:33:13
here. You're learning something about getting
2:33:15
one of these kind of deals.
2:33:18
You have to have it on video maybe
2:33:20
even a lawyer present. In
2:33:23
case of any memory loss in the future. Who
2:33:25
knew that someone would lose a year. You don't
2:33:27
have a contract. You normally don't have to
2:33:29
make contracts with your spouse. I know but I
2:33:31
mean if they're going to forget. Like
2:33:34
think about if like times got really tough
2:33:36
at the beginning of that year and whatever
2:33:39
you decided to do to try and save
2:33:42
everything was we're gonna let you
2:33:45
bang other people. But
2:33:48
then and you were doing that. And
2:33:50
stuff was okay. And then someone just
2:33:53
forgets that whole year. Everything
2:33:56
that led up to it. Here's the question. If you
2:33:58
set that up before your partner. Has an aneurysm
2:34:00
and is in a coma. Do you still keep
2:34:02
banging people while they're I think I would be
2:34:04
like Do you remember we got divorced last year?
2:34:07
Well, you were in a coma. I did some
2:34:09
banging If
2:34:11
you remember you said it was okay, you told me
2:34:13
was fine It's
2:34:16
a crazy. I'll set her off at that point.
2:34:19
I think so, right? He's
2:34:21
got to understand that yeah, it's ground. Sorry,
2:34:24
dude. You lost your extracurricular banging Yeah, but
2:34:26
you've got to understand the woman you're married
2:34:28
to and have a kid with Has
2:34:31
memory loss after suffering a brain aneurysm
2:34:33
and almost dying Yeah, your dong doesn't
2:34:35
go to the front of the line,
2:34:38
but the dong doesn't care about all that stuff the
2:34:40
dong He's just thinking
2:34:42
about the fact that he was allowed to have sex
2:34:45
with other people. Yeah, he's not thinking
2:34:47
straight So it's like a worst premise than that movie
2:34:49
overboard Yeah Could
2:34:53
you trust your friend to call her
2:34:56
and say hey, did you
2:34:58
guys really have this deal before
2:35:00
I Think
2:35:02
you'd have to you as the
2:35:04
guy you'd have to know that she shared it with
2:35:06
somebody It's not something you just pick
2:35:08
up the phone and be like hey listen Mom,
2:35:11
did I say that you know he could bang
2:35:13
people or even your friend? I mean, it's a
2:35:15
bold move to let so this woman that he's
2:35:17
banging is a friend of both of theirs But
2:35:20
I guess if she still wants to keep banging
2:35:22
him she could lie, right? It could have they
2:35:24
could have just been cheating the whole time. You
2:35:26
don't know what the real story is You've lost
2:35:28
a year of your life You
2:35:31
don't know if you're not comfortable with it
2:35:33
then sit talk about it and
2:35:35
say you're not comfortable with it Mmm.
2:35:38
Yeah, yeah very she to
2:35:41
me It
2:35:43
was like easier than it should have been
2:35:45
for this guy to get permission again Yeah,
2:35:48
like she was real cool about it. Yeah,
2:35:50
because she probably feels guilty, right? I know
2:35:52
but he should feel guilty Yeah her she's
2:35:55
the one who's head. Yeah, I'd feel real
2:35:57
guilty about that coma You
2:36:00
ruined my life. And you and
2:36:02
your stupid coma, your
2:36:05
brain and your... Yeah, I
2:36:07
think it's okay to say, honestly,
2:36:09
things have changed and I'm going to need
2:36:11
some time to think about this. I'm not
2:36:13
cool with it right now. If I was
2:36:16
before, I'm sorry. And I
2:36:18
don't feel the same. And just, you could
2:36:20
say, hey, maybe I'll get back to that place
2:36:23
again. But right now, you
2:36:25
know, it's weird to forget about
2:36:27
your open marriage. If that
2:36:29
happened in the last year and you forget the last
2:36:31
year... That is... Yeah. I
2:36:34
guess it's possible, right? That is wildly crazy. I know. But
2:36:37
also, okay, so you're the friend. You're
2:36:43
the friend. You bang this guy's husband. Yeah.
2:36:46
And all of a sudden, it's now...
2:36:49
It's a problem. Like, you're not quite
2:36:51
as good a friend as you were. No,
2:36:56
it definitely affects that whole dynamic. Yeah, like everything's a
2:36:58
mess. You think the doctor told him he was like,
2:37:00
she's going to lose the last year of a memory
2:37:02
and he was like, not last year. Doctor,
2:37:05
tell me. Show me straight. Tell me
2:37:07
how we can fix this. She's going to completely forget about
2:37:09
that. Oh, no. And your whole sex life is going to dry
2:37:11
off. Damn it. You'll have to have sex with her again. No! I
2:37:14
hate to tell you. Sit down. I'd
2:37:16
better sit down. You're right. I'm not
2:37:18
going to. I'm not going to. I'm not
2:37:20
going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going
2:37:22
to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
2:37:25
I'd better sit down. You're right. Oh,
2:37:28
my God. That's a wild one. As crazy as
2:37:30
that is, that could have happened. Oh,
2:37:33
yeah. It's very possible. Like, you just don't
2:37:35
know. And I do think that a
2:37:38
year is a long time. A lot
2:37:40
can happen in one year's time. And
2:37:44
maybe stuff will start to filter
2:37:46
back. I don't. I'm not a
2:37:48
doctor. I don't know how this is going to work for her.
2:37:50
I don't know if it's gone forever or. But
2:37:54
boy, you'd have to have one of those books
2:37:56
like an Adam Sandler movie where like this is
2:37:58
how this is how the year went. Yeah, read
2:38:01
this Good
2:38:03
luck to you again. It's okay to say
2:38:05
you're not cool with it anymore, and
2:38:07
you need some time Don't
2:38:09
feel guilty to say yes, just because he's
2:38:12
telling you that's the way it was you
2:38:14
have to come to the same Conclusion
2:38:17
and I'm gonna write down right now my note
2:38:19
that if I have a brain aneurysm that I
2:38:21
did not agree to an open Reminding
2:38:25
myself didn't agree to an open Memory
2:38:33
The second you're in the hospital
2:38:36
it'll be a fever assert Lisa
2:38:43
has a folder called coma note No
2:38:49
one knows the code My
2:38:53
notes No,
2:38:56
imagine doing the opposite though hack
2:38:58
it into your lady's phone and creating look it says
2:39:00
right This
2:39:12
is such a tragedy says right here you love when I
2:39:14
leave my underwear on the Loved
2:39:18
all that stuff last year
2:39:20
you've changed Yeah,
2:39:23
good luck to you. Please follow up. Let
2:39:25
us know what happens here with the whole
2:39:27
memory loss open marriage situation Don't
2:39:29
you think she has to have like a
2:39:31
really long conversation with the friend? Chuck
2:39:35
if that friend is just fascinated with her
2:39:37
husband. She's gonna say whatever she thinks she
2:39:39
needs to say I guess almost like an
2:39:41
investigator you'd have to be like okay What
2:39:43
is the story from the friend and
2:39:46
what is the story from my husband and
2:39:49
if it's? Not
2:39:51
really right in lockstep, but then I
2:39:53
think something fishy is going on Here's
2:39:57
our next email I relate
2:40:00
to this guy on a little bit
2:40:02
I guess on some level but he
2:40:05
may drop his girl
2:40:07
because she doesn't have
2:40:09
TSA pre-check. Oh my
2:40:11
god yeah Dave will
2:40:13
drop it.
2:40:17
If Amber gets on any list for
2:40:19
some strange reason that's over. So
2:40:21
he says I love your show here's the deal my girlfriend and I are prepping
2:40:28
for our first vacation together and we've already
2:40:30
hit a big snag. I've
2:40:34
had TSA pre-check for
2:40:36
decades and she doesn't
2:40:38
because she thinks it's just a waste of
2:40:40
money. She gave
2:40:42
me the if you loved me talk because
2:40:45
I'm still planning on going through the
2:40:47
pre-check line while she goes through the
2:40:49
regular line. I even
2:40:52
offered to buy pre-check for
2:40:54
her but she
2:40:56
says it's about the principal. I
2:40:58
know this is silly guys and I'm not even
2:41:00
sure why it bugs me so much but for
2:41:02
whatever reason I'm standing my
2:41:04
ground and if it leads to our breakup
2:41:08
I'm kind of okay with that. Wow. What
2:41:10
do you guys think? Well I
2:41:12
know how this feels a little bit because it's
2:41:14
kind of like whenever we have to travel anywhere
2:41:16
it's like traveling with Lisa and Dave where
2:41:20
I sit down in the peasant seat
2:41:22
yeah well you guys go up
2:41:24
to the lovely tower and they come back
2:41:26
with the finest of drinks and the wine
2:41:29
and all that. We had a great time.
2:41:31
We had an amazing time. Here I brought
2:41:33
you a tiny little cookie to make you
2:41:35
feel better about your life. It's like I
2:41:38
was coughed on. Yeah. I got COVID.
2:41:42
Yes all over my pants. Yep. That's
2:41:45
some chocolate chip. Yeah.
2:41:48
Hope you guys enjoyed it up there in your
2:41:50
castle. Yeah we did. I
2:41:52
know how this feels. I thought of
2:41:54
breaking up with you guys. I'm gonna
2:41:56
say this to the guy. You obviously
2:41:58
don't really love this. girl no like
2:42:00
you think you do if you
2:42:03
honestly are considering breaking up with her
2:42:05
because of TSA Pre-Check. No that's crazy.
2:42:07
Yeah. Like I understand
2:42:09
if she couldn't fly or if she
2:42:11
was you know like
2:42:14
she had got into trouble with an
2:42:16
airline and they banned her from flying okay
2:42:18
you can't travel but that's
2:42:20
a deal-breaker. But really like really
2:42:24
you're gonna go through your
2:42:26
TSA Pre-Check and not
2:42:28
stand in line with the person that is
2:42:31
having sex with you on this trip. Yeah.
2:42:33
Like you're not gonna stand there and just
2:42:35
at least keep them company? I don't understand
2:42:37
her why she wouldn't want to just get
2:42:39
the Pre-Check like if he's paying for it
2:42:41
what is the like my credit card my
2:42:43
credit card picked up the you know it
2:42:45
was included as a sign of the power.
2:42:47
That's how you guys get to your magical
2:42:49
tower. Yeah. You have the credit card. And
2:42:51
I got Lenny and was like let's go
2:42:53
we had to go do a whole thing
2:42:55
in order but he's getting
2:42:58
Pre-Check. Maybe she's hiding
2:43:00
something. Maybe there's
2:43:02
a reason she wouldn't get cleared.
2:43:04
Oh is it that much of
2:43:06
a process? Well they look into
2:43:08
just like at the border. Okay.
2:43:11
Yeah. Like kind of the same
2:43:13
thing. There's some reasons that they
2:43:15
won't grant you that status. Maybe
2:43:17
that's what's going on
2:43:19
here. Yeah that might be. That could be a
2:43:21
red flag. Yeah. I mean there's no other reason
2:43:24
for her not to be like cool with it.
2:43:26
Okay yeah I'll do it. Yeah. Why wouldn't you?
2:43:28
You can do it. Especially since he doesn't love
2:43:30
her anyway. Yeah. Obviously. Dude you obviously don't love
2:43:32
this woman. Come on. Yeah but. Standing
2:43:34
in the regular security line is too much for
2:43:37
you for her. You don't love her. It's
2:43:40
over. You took an extra 20
2:43:42
minutes. Yeah. I'm on the flight.
2:43:44
Goodbye bitch. I have a feeling
2:43:46
this guy goes right. He's like just
2:43:48
try and find me later. Right. We'll
2:43:51
see. We'll see each other on
2:43:53
plane. Yeah. Yeah you can't do that. So
2:43:55
think twice about your entire relationship more
2:43:57
so than the pre-check thing here because.
2:44:00
Yeah, I think you'll get your answer that you
2:44:02
need the next one that came into
2:44:04
us at email at David Chuck the freak Com says
2:44:06
hey guys keep me anonymous. I just had a question
2:44:08
and Miss Lisa way
2:44:10
may have some advice for me here I
2:44:13
have this girl I work with who
2:44:15
always seems nice and bubbly but will
2:44:17
talk absolute trash behind your back to
2:44:19
the bosses She said she's
2:44:21
talked to the bosses about how good of a
2:44:23
job my wife and I do yes My wife
2:44:25
works with me too, but
2:44:28
she never has and always
2:44:30
points out what's wrong instead
2:44:33
of Talking
2:44:36
to us about it. She talks to
2:44:38
the boss. We've heard this from
2:44:40
a higher-up co-worker Anyway,
2:44:42
it's safe to say that my wife does not
2:44:44
like this bitch in any way shape or form
2:44:46
Which is completely justified because I'm just as mad
2:44:49
the problem is her boyfriend Also
2:44:51
works at the business and he's actually a
2:44:53
really nice guy He's always
2:44:55
bringing in drinks and snacks for us and all
2:44:57
the guys in the shop. He's a good friend
2:45:00
He says no Chuck not that kind of friend But
2:45:03
my wife wants me to talk to
2:45:05
the boyfriend as well because
2:45:07
she really hates this bitch Well,
2:45:10
she doesn't want him to talk to the boyfriend. That's what
2:45:13
it is She doesn't want him to talk to this guy
2:45:15
because she hates the woman so much. He says what should
2:45:17
I do? It doesn't seem right
2:45:19
I have to stop talking to a
2:45:21
great friend and co-worker because my wife
2:45:23
and his girlfriend don't get along Should
2:45:26
I listen to my wife and just stop or
2:45:28
would you say it's not a big deal
2:45:31
to talk to the guy and just Ignor
2:45:33
and ignore the girlfriend welcome to marriage. You've
2:45:35
just lost a friend. I Don't
2:45:38
know how he's gonna be Saying don't
2:45:41
talk to someone because I don't like their
2:45:43
wife. Well, I don't work thing broken is
2:45:45
that poor guy He's the one that's dating
2:45:47
the the crazy chick. Yeah He
2:45:50
probably hates her too Yeah,
2:45:53
that's a tough one though, but it's at
2:45:55
work It's not
2:45:57
a social. You're not outside of work. You're like.
2:46:00
Getting paid to be there. So and it sounds
2:46:02
like she's in a different area than him. He's
2:46:04
in the shop with these guys. We just starts
2:46:06
agree, I do. and how would I just think
2:46:08
that you don't make any kind of plans with
2:46:10
the guy I talked to? I'm at work and.
2:46:13
Whatever. And. That if she catches
2:46:15
you talk and you like asks him up to me.
2:46:18
And. Started job and. I.
2:46:21
Just went with it to seize the say I
2:46:23
am as to talk to him. I've ones coworker
2:46:26
with that you know, We're. Not hanging
2:46:28
our to for working right working together
2:46:30
would be awkward if I stop talking
2:46:32
to discuss a teller. That is whether
2:46:34
the railroad reasonable. To
2:46:36
get divorced? Yeah, don't do that. Just
2:46:38
let your wife know that it's not
2:46:40
legit. She's not fair for her to
2:46:42
ask that of you are next Message
2:46:44
says hey hey there guys and Lisa
2:46:46
I have to share this with youth
2:46:48
the my early forties. The.
2:46:51
Moved to Florida last year. I've
2:46:53
been single for a few months now
2:46:55
I'm going out more frequently and found
2:46:57
myself at one of the more popular
2:46:59
bars on International Drive in Orlando. I
2:47:02
met a group of lays out celebrating
2:47:04
their friends twenty first birthday. Now, I
2:47:06
generally do not go anywhere near younger
2:47:08
women like that, but the birthday girl
2:47:10
kept coming up telling me to take
2:47:12
shots with her. While.
2:47:14
We ended up fooling around outside before heading
2:47:16
to the next bar. After
2:47:19
finishing and while walking she said we were
2:47:21
going to meet up with her mom and
2:47:23
her friends. That. Gave me
2:47:25
pause. Oh. I. Mom nice to
2:47:27
meet you. Your daughter Disservice me. That popped in
2:47:29
my head. So anyway we go into this bar.
2:47:31
we meet up with them. I could introduce right
2:47:34
away to the girl's mom. We.
2:47:36
Started chatting in the whole time. I
2:47:38
realize I gotta play it cool. During.
2:47:42
This I totally missed. the mom asking
2:47:45
me how I been. And.
2:47:47
How she can't believe the odds of running into
2:47:49
me? Oh God. It. Dawns
2:47:51
on me later. How I know this woman.
2:47:54
I. used to travel the country in
2:47:57
the early two thousand for work
2:47:59
and would perform campuses and bars
2:48:01
doing stand-up, I
2:48:04
suddenly remember I slept with this
2:48:06
woman after a show near
2:48:08
the University of Central Florida. And
2:48:11
in that moment, I also think about the fact
2:48:14
that there was no protection involved. Oh
2:48:17
my goodness. My mind is
2:48:19
reeling. I start to think, oh
2:48:22
my God, what if? What if? No,
2:48:24
no, no. I try to compose myself best I can,
2:48:26
try and play it cool. All of
2:48:28
this must have played out on my face. Without
2:48:31
skipping a beat, the mom said, oh don't
2:48:33
worry, she's not your daughter. So
2:48:37
I have to say I was relieved that I spent the rest of the
2:48:39
night having a good time with the group and I
2:48:42
gravitated towards the mom because she's closer to
2:48:44
my age. The daughter ended
2:48:46
up getting wasted and got kicked out, so the
2:48:48
mom took her home. But
2:48:50
after that encounter, I think you guys
2:48:52
will agree, I have to put a hard ceiling
2:48:54
on my age range to avoid something
2:48:57
like this ever happening again. I
2:48:59
spent a lot of reckless nights on the road in
2:49:01
different bars and clubs all over the country, so I
2:49:04
guess I better be more aware. Yeah,
2:49:06
that's trouble. That's trouble. I
2:49:09
don't even know how the mom was that cool about it.
2:49:11
Don't worry. I know you had sex
2:49:13
with her. No, but the mom didn't know that
2:49:15
he banged the daughter or the
2:49:17
daughter performed on her. Okay.
2:49:20
Right? That happened before they came into the
2:49:22
bar. Right. A different bar. He
2:49:24
said, you guys make my daily commute bearable. Keep the laughs
2:49:26
coming. Thanks. One
2:49:29
of those eye opening moments for him, I guess. Yeah.
2:49:33
Your choices can have
2:49:35
consequences. Oh,
2:49:38
wow. But best case scenario, really. He didn't
2:49:40
bang anybody related to him, so thank God.
2:49:42
Right. So thank God.
2:49:45
And one more email to get to
2:49:47
here. Also came into email at daveandchuckthefreak.com.
2:49:50
This lady says, love you guys. You make me laugh. Have
2:49:52
an unfortunate morning and I have to share because I need
2:49:55
to know what to do. We
2:49:57
have a daughter, 17. She's
2:49:59
had a boyfriend for about a year. year. Obviously
2:50:01
I was that age
2:50:03
once too and I know sex
2:50:06
is inevitable but
2:50:08
this morning we had our septic
2:50:10
system pumped and the
2:50:12
guy told us we have to stop flushing
2:50:14
condoms because they float
2:50:17
to the top. Even
2:50:19
showed me a picture she
2:50:21
says kill me now. I
2:50:24
know someday I'll probably laugh over this
2:50:26
she says but I'm currently traumatized. What
2:50:29
do I say to my daughter? A
2:50:33
mom in Massachusetts who prefers 100% living
2:50:36
in denial. Show her the photo. Show
2:50:38
her the photo. You're ruining things. Okay
2:50:44
Chuck when your dad found out
2:50:47
that your sister was doing this how did
2:50:49
he address it? Well to be honest like
2:50:51
there was no way that my sister didn't
2:50:53
hear me getting yelled at. You
2:50:56
know so it was almost
2:50:59
addressed and then just everything
2:51:01
went silent because I
2:51:04
was being told I'm ruining the whole
2:51:06
you know sewer system and all this
2:51:08
stuff and I'm like I it is
2:51:10
not mine and when I start laughing
2:51:12
and stuff about it and then it
2:51:14
the wheel started spinning and then I
2:51:16
think my sister just closed the door
2:51:18
and your sister
2:51:20
appreciates the story being told over and
2:51:22
over again for the past 20 years.
2:51:25
Dave keeps asking. I keep telling him.
2:51:28
Even when he doesn't ask he gets brought
2:51:30
up so much. I feel so bad for
2:51:32
her. It's one of the most traumatic. One
2:51:34
thing she didn't expect this like she has
2:51:36
this moment when she's a teenager and it's
2:51:39
forever. Yeah a little bit infamous. Yeah
2:51:41
it's terrible. But did he talk to her
2:51:44
about it? I don't think he ever
2:51:46
talked to her about it. No really.
2:51:48
Like I said everything was said already. Yeah
2:51:50
his anger was already out there and
2:51:52
she heard it all. It didn't have
2:51:54
to be a sit-down thing. It's a father
2:51:56
and daughter too. It's just so awkward.
2:51:58
Yeah it's yeah. the
2:52:00
Bryster not equipped to
2:52:03
have that kind of sit-down talk
2:52:05
with my sister maybe my mom said something later
2:52:07
and I don't know but how
2:52:10
should she do it she's got to say
2:52:12
something because it's causing a big problem in
2:52:14
their septic system right she's got to somehow
2:52:16
she just has to say that things cannot
2:52:19
be flushed down the septic the
2:52:21
septic person maybe not say what it is
2:52:23
because really you don't want to embarrass her
2:52:25
you know
2:52:28
I don't know I mean I don't see you
2:52:30
in life I think you just don't know how
2:52:32
you stop it you're not going to right like
2:52:34
they're not just going to magically stop doing it
2:52:36
so to me I think you're just blatantly
2:52:39
obvious about it you'd be
2:52:41
like so I got a crazy surprise I
2:52:43
found out a couple things today number
2:52:46
one that you're sexually active number two that you're
2:52:48
flushing all the condoms down and I have a
2:52:50
great photo if you want to see hundreds
2:52:53
of yeah yeah yeah gotta shake it you
2:52:55
gotta stop it no could
2:53:00
you say like I'm I'm
2:53:02
proud you're using protection you're
2:53:04
doing yeah I mean there needs to
2:53:06
be said like you don't go and
2:53:08
be like well because we don't need
2:53:10
to use anything now yeah you have
2:53:12
to be on a stress that so
2:53:14
happy you're doing this but by free
2:53:16
to put them in the garbage that's
2:53:18
it system cost a
2:53:20
lot of money don't want to ruin it
2:53:22
and to be honest I think a lot
2:53:25
of the reasons why people flush them down
2:53:27
the toilet is they're afraid someone's gonna find
2:53:29
something in the trash yeah
2:53:31
right as long as you know now it's out there
2:53:33
and you're letting her know it's okay to put it
2:53:35
in the trash I know it's embarrassing but here's the
2:53:37
deal but I think you kind
2:53:39
of have to tell her yeah the guy doing
2:53:42
yeah so she has to tell her boyfriend no
2:53:44
more yeah and boy
2:53:47
so they're banging in the house a
2:53:49
lot yeah yeah put cameras up stop
2:53:52
them from
2:53:55
doing it at the house you put maybe one
2:53:57
of those signs like they do in some hotel
2:53:59
stuff please don't Plus the following. Yeah,
2:54:01
there you go. List of things. Not bad. Maybe
2:54:05
go that route first. See if it's not.
2:54:07
If not, you're going to have to have
2:54:09
the doc. If you ever want to reach
2:54:11
out to us, the best way is email.
2:54:13
Email at daveandchuckthefreak.com. When we come back in
2:54:15
a moment, what's the update on that thumb-faced
2:54:18
cop that slept her way through the police
2:54:20
department? You won't believe this. What
2:54:23
strange thing are door-to-door salesmen
2:54:25
offering in Massachusetts? And
2:54:28
also coming up, idiot criminal of the day.
2:54:30
It's all straight ahead as we continue on
2:54:33
Dave and Chuck the Freak. Previously on Dave
2:54:35
and Chuck the Freak. Maculan
2:54:37
men are revealing in a Reddit post
2:54:39
about the girly things they love. And
2:54:41
it's changed more and more through the
2:54:43
years. It seems guys are going more
2:54:45
and more girly and are not afraid
2:54:47
to admit it. What is the girliest
2:54:50
thing you enjoy, guys? Someone said I
2:54:52
have a real shiny forehead, so I
2:54:54
use shine control powder. Shine control powder?
2:54:56
Yeah, I never even knew that product
2:54:58
existed. No, I started using a shampoo
2:55:00
I'm not too proud of. It's called
2:55:02
Deva Curl. Oh, really? No, you don't!
2:55:04
It was a whole lot! Listen, your hair does look gorgeous. It
2:55:06
looks gorgeous to me and I got it. Deva Curl. I
2:55:09
love it. Hey, don't you worry about it. This is what I think every
2:55:11
time I use it. I think I hear Andy coming. Do you
2:55:13
hear him? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say
2:55:15
this. They do look tremendous. I've been using it for a
2:55:17
couple weeks. I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this. I've
2:55:20
been using it for a couple weeks. I'm gonna say this.
2:55:22
I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this. They do look
2:55:24
tremendous. I've been using it for a couple weeks. Yeah! I
2:55:27
thought you had a little sass. Yeah, I got a little
2:55:29
sass. Yeah, I got a little sass. Oh, damn! That's the
2:55:31
Deva Curl working. Hey, man. Whatever we're
2:55:33
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2:57:02
As we continue on this Friday bitches coming up, what's the
2:57:04
update on that thumb face cop that slept her way through
2:57:06
the police department? What strange thing
2:57:08
are door to door salesmen offering in Massachusetts?
2:57:10
An idiot criminal of the day coming up.
2:57:13
I'm Dave Hunter, it is time now for
2:57:15
a check of
2:57:19
the news. We
2:57:21
had some fun with this story when it
2:57:23
broke really because we couldn't believe
2:57:26
this thumb face lady was managing to have
2:57:28
sex with so many people. Yeah, so many.
2:57:31
A former Tennessee cop who
2:57:33
got fired for having sex
2:57:35
with at least six other
2:57:38
officers on the job has
2:57:41
settled her lawsuit against
2:57:43
the police department. How
2:57:45
much did she get? Here's
2:57:48
the latest on the story now from
2:57:50
News Channel 5. Let's take a listen
2:57:52
in to their report
2:57:56
on this one for us here, News
2:57:59
Channel 5. is
2:58:01
covering the story what channel that's
2:58:04
news channel number five
2:58:06
not one not
2:58:08
two not three not four
2:58:11
five news channel
2:58:13
five my god huh has it for us
2:58:15
here in the story of the thumb face
2:58:19
whore sexual partners hey you may remember
2:58:24
the eyebrow-raising sex scandal that rocked the
2:58:26
Laverne police department we first told you
2:58:29
about the mess in January of last
2:58:31
year the shocking details sounded
2:58:33
like a bad movie script made
2:58:36
national news as five officers and
2:58:38
then the police chief all fired
2:58:40
the city then found itself facing a
2:58:43
lawsuit filed by a former female officer
2:58:45
well tonight word comes the city has
2:58:47
settled the case with a hefty
2:58:49
payment our Nikki Hauser heard directly
2:58:51
from city leaders after
2:58:54
that scandal former police officer Megan
2:58:56
Hall sued the city then
2:58:58
tonight over a year later the city of
2:59:00
Laverne held a special meeting in which they
2:59:02
decided they would pay out Megan Hall $500,000
2:59:04
officially ending that loss motion
2:59:11
to approve as it is reading
2:59:13
here it took less than
2:59:15
five minutes no all house
2:59:19
all the house but we're
2:59:21
done all right motion
2:59:23
passes for the Laverne
2:59:25
city leaders to say yes they'll
2:59:27
pay former police officer Megan Hall
2:59:29
half a million dollars what
2:59:32
message is that saying to all
2:59:34
the other employees alderman
2:59:37
Dennis Waldron was the only dissenting
2:59:39
vote he's sending a
2:59:41
message out to everybody in
2:59:43
the world said come to Laverne Sue
2:59:46
Laverne because they're gonna settle the
2:59:49
city As a whole, now agreeing
2:59:51
to pay Hall but denying any
2:59:53
admission of liability. It's hard being
2:59:55
in the minority. this after the
2:59:58
story of the Laverne police.
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