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Friday, March 22nd 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Friday, March 22nd 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

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0:00

It's Friday bitches, it's

0:03

Friday bitches, it's

0:05

Friday, it's Friday, yeah,

0:08

yeah, come on. It's

0:10

Friday bitches, it's

0:13

Friday bitches, it's

0:15

Friday, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:17

yeah. It

0:23

is Friday bitches. On

0:25

this 22nd day of March, thanks for being with

0:27

us on Dave and Chef the Freak. How's everybody?

0:30

Just wonderful. Good, good. Got

0:32

through another week. Yep. Yeah,

0:34

just barely. Just barely over here. Longest

0:36

week ever. Just barely. But

0:38

we did it. It's Easter

0:40

season, which means there's a decent

0:42

chance you might encounter black jelly

0:45

beans, which some people

0:47

love and some people hate. Survey

0:51

asked people about controversial

0:53

foods and

0:55

wanted to know whether you think they're nasty or

0:59

delicious. So

1:01

let's see where you rest on this.

1:03

Black licorice. I hate it. Well,

1:06

black licorice I hate, but

1:09

black jelly beans, the black

1:11

licorice flavored suckers. I

1:14

like licorice. I don't love it. I like it.

1:17

Yeah, you'll eat just the black licorice. I like the

1:19

flavor of licorice. So you don't like, what is it

1:21

about black, if you like that flavor, Chuck, what's it

1:23

about black licorice you don't like? I don't know. Like

1:26

what are those stupid little square candies? We talk about

1:28

them all the time. Good and plenty's. Are they good

1:30

and plenty's? Like they're the licorice

1:32

flavor. Yeah, they taste terrible to me, but

1:34

like there's a synthetic version of that flavor

1:37

that I can't get enough of. You

1:40

like it as fake as possible. Oh yeah. Okay.

1:44

Especially like suckers that are just,

1:46

it's simulated black licorice

1:48

flavor. Amazing stuff. I'm not a

1:51

fan of it. In fact, there's

1:53

some. Oohs that taste like it. I love it.

1:55

I know. Ooh, I don't like Sambuca.

1:57

Amber loves Sambuca. Yeah. I

1:59

don't like it. I ever

2:01

made some curry and they

2:03

must have had that flavor in it like

2:06

that Whatever is it aniseed like what yeah,

2:08

yeah, that's how you pronounce it. I think

2:10

I always it looks like anus. Yeah Drink

2:15

a little anus in there. I think it's anus actually

2:18

it's aniseed. I think right okay I guess yeah,

2:21

and so this must have been in whatever this

2:23

curry powder She used because all I could taste

2:25

was black licorice and it was gross Yeah, that's

2:27

what Lenny just made on me so soup over

2:29

like the weekend or whatever or I don't know

2:32

when it was the other Day and he had

2:34

that in there and I'm like, what is

2:36

it? What is it supposed to be in here? It's

2:40

a wild choice and it is and I looked up

2:42

rushing like oh, yeah it is But then he had

2:44

to tone down that flavor. So I was like, it's

2:46

pretty powerful I don't know about that in the suit,

2:48

but that's the thing it can it can overpower everything

2:51

else Right, especially if you don't like it, it sticks

2:53

out but 59% of Americans think

2:55

black licorice is gross They're

2:58

not cool with that flavor blue cheese of

3:01

it. Love it. I like blue cheese. Yep It's

3:05

strong. I love a strong cheese. Therefore

3:07

42% of Americans say gross

3:11

carrots I'll eat

3:13

them fine with them. I like them raw. I don't like them

3:15

cooked I'm the exact opposite if

3:18

they have to be cooked like a bitch. Yeah, really. I

3:20

don't know if that's a saying Well,

3:23

I'll say this like I'm kind of

3:25

like I'll eat them any way but

3:28

What does disturb me is when

3:30

they're cooked halfway. Oh,

3:33

yeah, that's bad They're like a lot of restaurants

3:35

cook it halfway. It might be like the way

3:37

it's supposed to be done And

3:40

I just am food moron so I

3:42

don't know but yeah when you when

3:44

it's like soft Halfway

3:48

and then crispy raw. It's like what do

3:50

you try it like? Let's make

3:52

a uniform thing here It's like an al

3:55

dente carrot. Yeah, I don't like that like

3:58

a purple carrot. It's no good. I do too Is

4:00

there a difference in flavor between purple carrots and

4:02

orange carrots? It is. It's a little different. I

4:04

think so, yeah. Okay. Hmm. I don't think I've

4:06

ever tried one. I only like carrots in like

4:08

soups and stews and stuff where I really can't

4:10

taste them. Yeah. That's the only time I like

4:12

them cooked is if they're in a soup and

4:14

you just, they have no flavor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

4:17

Five percent say they are gross when

4:19

it comes to carrots. Olives? I

4:21

hate them. No, I can't do them. Love black

4:24

olives. Eat them by the can. I love black

4:26

olives, too. I like them all. 32 percent of

4:28

Americans say they're gross. They didn't specify which

4:30

kind, by the way. So I love

4:32

black. Keep trying to get into them. I know you do love black. I

4:35

keep trying to get into them. Yeah. Alright.

4:38

You're right, Dave. But

4:42

I can't, I don't know what it is because I like olive

4:44

oil, you know? I just didn't

4:46

like any kind of olive in the green. I've

4:48

tried like fresh olives when we were on vacation

4:51

somewhere in Europe and they were really good. And

4:53

I had them heated once with an

4:55

almond inside of them and I like them. But

4:59

just regular canned olives, I just

5:01

can't do it. 32 percent of Americans think they're gross. Broccoli.

5:04

Yeah, I like broccoli.

5:07

I don't mind broccoli. Yeah, most of America's

5:09

okay with it. Only nine percent think it's

5:11

nasty. Pickles? I'm

5:14

out. I don't know. I get

5:16

it going phases where I don't mind pickles and then

5:18

sometimes the idea of a pickle really grosses me out.

5:20

I love pickles. Yeah. Again,

5:24

as I said just the other day, only artificial pickle flavor

5:26

do I enjoy. But 16 percent

5:28

of Americans think regular pickles are gross. Okra.

5:31

Yeah. Okra's weird. I

5:35

was wondering about you, Lise, because you know, Lenny's obviously from that

5:37

part of the country where okra's a big part of food. Yeah.

5:40

And you don't, you're not a

5:42

big fan? No, I mean, yeah. I like it

5:44

in gumbo. Yeah, that's the only thing. But

5:47

he doesn't cook with it unless it's a gumbo or something,

5:49

thankfully. But he doesn't, he

5:51

likes it, but that's just part of you grow up there.

5:53

Yeah, you're gonna eat it. Yeah. It

5:55

really grosses me out when it's like super mushy. Yeah. Like

5:59

when over. Overcooked right like if you're

6:01

making gumbo you got to put it in like right near

6:03

the end You can't let it sit in there the whole

6:05

time or it will just be a big

6:07

old mush mess beats I Love

6:11

beats. I'm out on the tequila on my

6:13

beats. I like yellow. Oh

6:15

really just yellow. You don't like the purple one Yeah,

6:18

sometimes no can no. I don't like Do

6:23

they all taste like dirt or is it mostly

6:25

the red ones that taste like well People say

6:27

they have a dirt like an earthy they do

6:29

have an earthy taste to them But it depends

6:31

if they're pickled or just you know cooked it

6:33

depends how you like them right? Yeah I

6:36

like the most ways I grew up on beats

6:38

So I don't know for some reason a lot

6:40

of root vegetables were big in Ireland. Oh, yeah,

6:42

well you guys know But

6:45

30% of Americans think beats

6:47

are gross raisins Finally

6:50

something I hate yeah Who

6:53

likes raisins I'd be disturbed I Think

6:56

it like in the early 1900s. It used to be

6:59

like the only thing they had that was close to

7:01

candy Yeah, it was like before they discovered sugar, right?

7:08

I'll eat a raisin myself to It's

7:12

in a cookie. I've had a pickle

7:14

raisins which were actually shockingly

7:16

good But

7:19

that was like in a dish so But

7:24

Man, it's like nothing usually nothing upsets

7:26

me more than getting something like a

7:29

cinnamon roll That

7:31

I think doesn't have raisins and then it

7:33

has those the biggest reasons they could find

7:35

Honestly when I when I see you like

7:37

an oatmeal cookie, and I'm like oatmeal chocolate

7:39

chip my favorite cookie And then I bite

7:41

in and it's a raisin. It's awful. Yeah,

7:43

I just want to slap someone across the

7:45

face Yeah, whoever put those raisins in there

7:47

old lady sink raisins goes Yeah,

7:51

chocolate chips go amazing

7:53

listen up old bitches yeah

7:55

mushrooms Not the

7:57

biggest fan. I'm okay with them 24%

8:00

in one gross. I'm not like

8:03

hey, you know what I'm gonna have a

8:05

portobello burger today. Yeah No, I'm not that

8:07

guy either. No, I'm a plain old button

8:09

mushroom fella. Yeah, but I'm like mushrooms on

8:12

steak. That's fine mushrooms on pizza That's fine.

8:14

I don't like the canned mushrooms. They've always

8:16

grossed me. Oh god mushrooms are revolting I

8:18

asked that when I order pizza are they

8:20

canned or fresh a lot of them are

8:23

canned I think I'm yeah, I think I'm

8:25

used to canned mushrooms because of pizza places.

8:27

Oh, they're so gross. Yeah I

8:30

can 24% of Americans think they're

8:32

gross tofu. I don't like

8:34

can't do it I mean, I'm just I've never

8:36

sat down and been like I'm

8:39

gonna make some tofu. I tried it one time and I

8:41

was like, why did the people why? Why

8:45

you try it because like it's almost like

8:47

eating but not eating or something and they

8:50

always tell you it just it Just takes

8:52

the flavor of whatever else. It doesn't you

8:54

know what? What

8:56

I've never had steak enough it just

8:58

tastes like white mush. Yeah, I just

9:00

never believed anyone Yeah,

9:03

I had a deep fried one time and it

9:05

was just like white mush in the center of

9:07

a deep fried breading It was pretty bad if

9:09

you can't deep fry something Think

9:15

about that right deep fry even if you

9:17

don't like mushrooms a deep fried mushroom was

9:19

probably be fine. Okay. Yep You know,

9:21

I've had tempura carrots. I don't really like

9:23

carrots still was delicious Right,

9:26

yeah, and it's still no good Yeah,

9:30

I remember biting into it mean like I don't

9:32

understand And

9:35

is it like is it a vegetarian thing? Yeah.

9:38

Yeah, right So I

9:40

just I just have to assume that it's

9:42

because you don't taste a lot of other

9:45

stuff You're just like no it really tastes

9:47

it really takes that flavor and takes it

9:49

to the next level like the man food

9:51

It's no good. Yeah, you probably

9:53

been tofued quite a bit. Yep. Yeah, my

9:55

tofu. What's the worst tofu dish you had

9:58

Jason? Cuz you went through you dabbled

10:00

in certain I don't know if

10:02

I've had a dish you just added it to its

10:04

yeah that's the thing you know like

10:07

stir-fry and you throw it in there

10:09

I'm like what are these cubes? Ew.

10:12

20% of Americans think tofu is

10:14

gross which is shocking

10:20

I thought it would have been higher sushi

10:23

I like sushi I don't like all

10:27

of it I don't like all of it no yeah some

10:29

of it is really really bad yeah I have my favorites 18%

10:31

of Americans think sushi is gross marzipan

10:39

oh I don't know man you do I

10:41

hate that flavor I grew up like it

10:44

mixed with something else okay my aunt

10:46

one of my aunt's loved it and always had

10:49

it out at holiday gatherings it was generally it

10:51

was like the icing on top of the cake

10:53

or whatever oh no that's mean yeah that's what

10:55

it was for them in Ireland like they used

10:57

it like a beet cake with marzipan I don't

10:59

even know what

11:06

that is like a cheese yeah it's like

11:09

uh what would you say Dave like

11:11

I'm looking it

11:13

up because I really don't even know

11:15

what the hell it is I've had

11:17

it with like like sweet things before

11:19

I like her to combine it you

11:22

just can't have it on its own

11:24

oh my very ready marscapone that's oh

11:26

no no no you're you're thinking of

11:28

marscapone these marzipan is this look it's

11:30

a ready to eat sweet treat traditionally

11:32

found in shops in Europe made from

11:34

ground almond sugar and egg whites I'm

11:36

sure I've had that before too but

11:40

like a cookie often you know you can

11:42

shape it into these things no it's like

11:45

soft chuck it looks like a fudge consistency

11:47

yeah like so they can use it on

11:49

like to make icing out of it or

11:51

mean yeah so I'm not a fan and

11:53

18% of Americans do not like the taste

11:58

of marzipan peace Where

12:00

you stand on peas? I'm fine with peas.

12:02

I'm okay with peas. I'm okay. I don't like

12:05

a bunch of them together I hate frozen peas. I'll

12:07

eat any pea. I like the

12:09

fresh really I can't stand frozen peas

12:12

but 16% of Americans think frozen

12:14

peas are gross Or

12:17

peas I guess in general Do you like

12:20

the peas in the shoot thing or do

12:22

you like them outside of that? So you

12:24

want them in? Yeah But

12:27

as long as I don't know there's a different

12:29

taste to like like a bag of frozen peas

12:32

Yeah, yeah, that's just not as yeah It's

12:35

not for me If you ever made a reservation

12:37

at a restaurant and then no showed when the

12:39

timing didn't work out or found a better option

12:42

All the time well in the future

12:45

you're gonna be charged for that the

12:47

future. It's well. Yes you it's right

12:49

now Yeah, a lot of places and

12:52

you report says many restaurants operate on

12:54

slim margins And when they hold a

12:56

table for someone who doesn't show they

12:58

lose money So a

13:01

lot of them are starting to

13:03

charge non refundable deposits when

13:05

you reserve a table There's a

13:07

restaurant owner in Boston Woman

13:11

and she I was following on Instagram.

13:13

She will shame you she will publicly

13:15

shame you for not I

13:17

saw that but she's nuts, right? I

13:21

saw the same thread because I was vaccinated

13:23

by it. That's too bad Grandmother

13:26

died, you know, like I would I would

13:28

light her ass but right back up She's

13:30

not talked about how much it costs or

13:33

it's a small restaurant. Is that same one?

13:35

It's gone. Maybe it's different There's this no,

13:37

I don't think it is. Okay, it's not

13:39

Italian. Well, yeah, it's in the Italian area

13:42

Okay, because this woman it turns out she's

13:44

crazy and she's ripping all sorts of people

13:46

up online. Yeah, I don't know So

13:50

she will yeah, she will

13:52

publicly Humiliate you but you

13:54

do not show up because of

13:57

how much money it costs. That is rude you guys. Come

13:59

on Like don't do that that. These are

14:01

small businesses, they're trying to survive.

14:03

If you make a reservation, though,

14:05

I know, but then they'll call

14:07

and cancel it. Well, yeah, I'm

14:09

curious enough to call and cancel. Yeah,

14:11

but I think a lot of times

14:13

when life happens, life doesn't happen like

14:15

24 hours beforehand. Usually

14:17

life happens like six hours

14:20

beforehand. And if you go on a lot of these

14:22

places and you're making reservations, it'll say like,

14:24

if you don't cancel 24 hours in advance.

14:28

No, that's true. You have to give them.

14:30

Yep. You know, so some high

14:32

end restaurants in bigger cities already charge

14:34

a reservation fee, which is then deducted

14:36

from your bill after

14:39

you show up to drink or

14:41

dine there. So I like

14:43

eight of us, I think eight or 10 of us

14:46

got together before the holidays. And I

14:48

was in charge of making the reservation

14:51

at this place downtown. And

14:53

they it was, I think because it

14:55

was a group, it was 100 bucks

14:57

a person in

14:59

advance. Oh, so

15:02

it was 10 because it was $1,000 I

15:04

had to put on my credit card. Oh

15:06

my God, in heaven to hold the reservation.

15:08

It was on me. I said

15:10

I didn't know this when I'm like, Oh, I'll make

15:12

the reservation. You got to depend on all these

15:14

people to show up. Right. And I

15:17

said that to Amber. I'm like, if two people don't show

15:19

up, we still got to eat $1,000 worth of

15:21

stuff and

15:23

drinks. Like that was a lot

15:26

of pressure. Yeah, that's crazy. It ended

15:28

up working out. Everyone showed up and

15:30

you know, it we all

15:32

split the bill. Obviously, they just gave me the money

15:34

for their part. But it was like

15:36

stressful. I was thinking, Oh my God, if

15:38

someone doesn't show, I still

15:41

got to cover that 100 bucks. I

15:43

don't know how good food would have to

15:45

be for me to eat at a place

15:47

that would ask for a deposit a day

15:49

ahead. I've had to do it before. Really?

15:51

I've never had to know that much, but

15:53

I would freak out. Yeah. Just be like,

15:55

no, nevermind. Yeah. They mean that there's a big

15:57

difference between like a table of 10 and like.

16:00

a couple. I get that

16:03

too. If you're saving three or four tables,

16:05

that does start to cut into their bottom

16:07

line. There

16:10

isn't a specific amount. A lot of places charge, but

16:12

it can range from 50 to 100 bucks or

16:16

50 bucks to 100 bucks a person, which

16:18

is what I encountered. It can

16:20

be easy to implement, especially if you use

16:22

apps like OpenTable and Resi because they just

16:24

take your credit card when you book. Other

16:28

industries already do this, they point out.

16:30

Vacation homes, resorts, hotels, they'll keep your

16:32

deposit if you don't cancel by a

16:34

certain time. Doctors and dentists can charge

16:37

you fees if you skip out on

16:39

appointments at the last minute. Naturally,

16:41

none of us want more fees added to

16:43

going out, but this could be good in

16:45

one way for people who don't skip out.

16:48

Restaurants say it'll be a way for

16:50

them to recover losses from holding a

16:52

table that doesn't punish other diners like

16:54

having to say, adjust the price of

16:56

food because they keep taking hits. According

17:00

to information from that OpenTable app, 28%

17:02

of Americans admit

17:04

they haven't shown up for a reservation they've made

17:07

within the past year. I

17:09

only had it happen once, but that was that place

17:12

I couldn't find parking, and so I just left. It

17:14

was my favorite spot. They did not charge, which they

17:16

said they would, but they did

17:18

not charge, which was nice. Yeah, there are

17:20

some places online that says they're going to

17:23

do it and then they end up not

17:25

doing it, but I

17:27

think it's usually because they realize, well,

17:30

if you charge me for not showing up and I had

17:32

something fairly bad happen, I'm never

17:35

going to come back. Right,

17:38

that's it. Yeah, like I'm never

17:40

going to come back. Obviously, I was interested in

17:42

going. I did make a reservation, so I wanted

17:44

to go to your place, but

17:48

I can understand it. I agree with what you said,

17:50

too, though, Chuck. I'd be totally fine with it, I

17:53

think, if there was a couple hours. If your reservation

17:55

was at 8, you had until 5 to cancel. Yeah,

18:00

good 24 hours in advance. You're right like you

18:03

just stuff can come up happen. Yeah, it's like

18:05

It's like or whatever anything could happen. Well

18:07

not you know a lot of time in

18:09

the dating world. It's you know it's like

18:13

Somebody whoever it's on whoever it's on, but if

18:16

you're the guy and you're like doing traditional I'm

18:18

gonna set things up, and I'm gonna try and

18:20

then all of a sudden. It's like you

18:23

know Someone flaked out or

18:25

wasn't really gonna happen you didn't

18:27

realize it You know it's

18:29

like there's many different things that can happen to people

18:32

and that it's like on the phone like hey Mike

18:35

what are you doing, bud? You want to come

18:37

out? Apparently

18:39

that 50 bucks the woman you're talking about

18:41

in Boston is in the news because someone

18:43

was in the hospital having an emergency And

18:46

she still charged the 250 dollar cancellation fee.

18:48

I want to know if it's the same

18:51

person The Boston

18:53

guy disputed it with his credit card

18:55

company and the woman messaged

18:57

him shaming him and arguing with him

19:01

Yeah, I don't know My problem with

19:04

the businesses that have these deposits that are automatic and

19:06

they take them out of your credit card is they're

19:08

like We're gonna hold on to that money from for

19:10

24 hours to three weeks. Oh,

19:13

yeah Yeah

19:16

Yeah, it is It

19:19

all depends. Oh there it is here about

19:23

currently facing backlash online over

19:25

a response to a customers

19:28

cancelled reservation Like

19:31

I know myself like if I see that that's

19:34

it like I would never go to this person

19:36

Yes, like I've been doing this for a long.

19:38

I've been following her for a long time. So

19:40

I said, oh, this is the one Yeah

19:48

But like I've just you know So

19:51

this Boston restaurant facing backlash online

19:53

for his response to a customer's

19:55

canceled reservation Jen Royal owner of

19:57

table located in the north end

19:59

became entangled in a heated

20:01

exchange with a customer, Trevor

20:04

Chauvin-Dicaro, after he canceled his

20:06

reservation because of a hospitalization.

20:09

I guess this woman has appeared on

20:11

Beat Bobby Flay. She's described as a

20:13

celebrity chef. But they

20:15

also wrote when she was

20:18

in Boston Magazine that she isn't

20:20

shy about getting into public spats

20:22

with rude customers. Over

20:24

the past week, though, this story has picked up attention.

20:30

And there's multiple videos being posted. In

20:32

a thread posted to X, Trevor

20:35

showed screenshots of his back and

20:37

forth messages with Tables account on

20:39

Instagram initiated by Jen. The conversation

20:42

started with her sarcastically thanking him

20:44

for screwing over her restaurant and

20:46

staff after Trevor used his credit

20:48

card's travel insurance to get reimbursed

20:51

for the restaurant's $250 reservation

20:54

cancellation fee. She said,

20:56

I really hope in the future you

20:58

have more respect for restaurants, especially

21:00

small businesses such as mine,

21:03

pathetic. Jen concluded in

21:05

her message. This thread has now been viewed over 24 million

21:07

times. I missed all this. I

21:09

saw that she's been doing this and I

21:11

missed that there was a bunch of controversy,

21:14

that this all went viral. I had no

21:16

idea. I ended up unfollowing because I

21:18

was so uncomfortable with all of it. I was

21:20

like, God. Like secondhand embarrassment. It was just bad

21:22

energy. I'm like, my God, these people. But

21:28

this is the thing, right? So like when you

21:30

put this kind of energy out, eventually you're going

21:32

to get bit, right? So most

21:34

people, it's like you got a lazy baby

21:36

like Chuck the Freak and he just canceled last

21:38

second because he decided to stay home and play

21:40

video games. You can make fun

21:42

of me all you want, but then like

21:45

someone goes to the hospital and you're like,

21:47

you're making the same amount of fun of

21:49

them. And

21:51

then it goes viral and 24 million people

21:53

have seen it. Yeah. And

21:55

you look really bad. I always found her story fascinating

21:58

because I think she was in broadcasting sports broadcasting. or

22:00

something and then opened up this restaurant. I

22:02

thought that is highly impressive. I'm like, wow,

22:04

she really made a transfer in businesses. Right,

22:07

she did. On

22:09

Resi, the app that this

22:11

restaurant uses to collect reservations,

22:13

the restaurant mentions its policy

22:15

of 72-hour notice for cancellations.

22:18

They state that same-day cancellations and

22:20

no-shows are charged full price for

22:22

the $125 per

22:25

person price-fixed meal. If

22:28

you cancel less than 72 hours

22:30

in advance, you're still paying $125 a person.

22:35

This guy responded to Jen, the restaurant

22:37

owner, stating that his decision to use

22:39

his credit card's travel insurance was not

22:42

made lightly or to screw over the

22:44

restaurant, but that he needed to cancel

22:46

the reservation because he was in the

22:48

emergency room. According

22:50

to Trevor, his husband allegedly

22:53

tried to call the restaurant to explain the

22:55

situation, but he was told

22:57

to take it up with his credit card if

22:59

he was so butthurt about it by

23:01

someone who answered the phone. That's

23:04

what they said? That's what

23:06

he's saying they said. That's

23:10

funny because when we went to Boston, one

23:12

of the times I thought about recommending this

23:14

restaurant, like, hey guys, we could all go

23:16

to this restaurant, but when I realized that

23:18

this is the situation, I'm like, I can't

23:20

depend on you guys to show up at this

23:23

place. We're probably not welcome

23:25

there anymore now. No, no, not now.

23:28

It'll destroy us because we don't show

23:30

up. Oh, yeah, you're right. Can

23:33

you imagine? No. Morning

23:35

show doesn't show up. We'd be ripped

23:37

to shreds. Oh my God. We

23:40

send the Dave and Chuck army out to get it. But

23:44

it does look like she has good food, I have to say

23:46

that. A lot of places

23:48

have good food that you don't have

23:50

to put up with someone who's, who's

23:53

unreasonable. A lot of

23:55

good food out there. Have

23:58

you heard of the Outback? The

24:00

Olive Garden. Have

24:03

you heard of those joints? The Lumenonions? Good

24:05

every time. Good every time. No one will

24:07

know you. This isn't the exchange I saw

24:09

either. It

24:14

was a different one with a woman that went

24:16

viral. And that's the one

24:18

that I read and found out about this woman on

24:20

that thread. This is like what

24:22

she does. And she doesn't care if she

24:25

gets this kind of attention from it at

24:27

all. Nope. Yeah

24:29

because you know we've said it is

24:31

bad attention even. Is it really bad?

24:35

Probably not. More people

24:37

know about a restaurant now. I

24:40

just know I put you in a category of not for me. You

24:43

know because I just I can't make I don't

24:46

I'm not good at plans. And

24:49

you know it doesn't it some

24:51

people are like Dave and like Dave knows what

24:53

he's doing next year. I

24:56

don't know what I'm doing tonight. Or

25:03

tomorrow. Yeah it's too much. You know

25:06

so I can't. You

25:08

72 hours. Oh that's crazy to get

25:10

out of here. So it's not for

25:12

you. Nope. Right

25:14

so you never booked that place

25:16

to begin with. But

25:19

man go

25:21

to this restaurant Yelp because you'll

25:23

be entertained. That's

25:26

just so crazy. So people do they they'll blab

25:28

they'll put her on blast a bit. Oh

25:31

yeah. And she responds

25:33

right away. She doesn't

25:35

let anything go by. But she's

25:37

happy. I'm so happy. I'm glad

25:40

things worked out. We got

25:42

this email that came in to email at Dave

25:44

and Chuck the Freak dot com. This guy apparently

25:46

had a Dave moment. He says hey

25:48

guys I get caught up listening to the podcast while

25:51

I work. I heard you guys talking about the times

25:53

Dave has stuck his foot in his mouth and

25:55

I had one I had to share with you guys. I

25:57

used to work in a truck part shop. And

26:00

one of the guys looked really depressed one day and

26:02

I thought maybe he's just having an off day and

26:04

I looked at him and said, Hey man, you all

26:07

right? Oh God. Looks like someone just killed

26:09

your dog or something. Oh God. He

26:12

looked at me and he looked

26:14

like he was either going to break down or

26:17

kill me. Yep. It turns

26:19

out his dog had

26:21

just died the day before,

26:23

but the twist is he's

26:25

pretty sure his neighbor poisoned

26:27

his dog and

26:30

he said, it looks like someone

26:32

just killed your dog or something. Oh

26:34

no. That's just a coincidence.

26:38

He said it was the last time I ever

26:40

used that saying. Yeah, you shouldn't say that again.

26:42

I felt like such a ball sack. What are

26:44

the chances? But yeah, and I

26:46

had to apologize for months after. Anyway,

26:49

I just wanted to let Dave know he's not

26:51

the only one that has huge oopsie poopsies. Poopsies?

26:55

Yeah, that's a tough one. That's

26:57

a big one. I guess to me, if

27:00

I walk, I

27:03

guess anywhere really, I walk

27:05

into someplace, even if I know the

27:08

person fairly decently and it looks like

27:10

they've been through a lot overnight. I

27:13

don't make any kind of comment about it.

27:15

I never make a comment. I don't ever,

27:17

ever. That's the safest way to handle it.

27:19

I don't need to be like, man, you

27:22

look so tired, man. It looks like you

27:24

went through it, huh? Dave loves to do

27:26

it to me on air. Oh, yeah. You're

27:28

risking it every time. He does. It's funny,

27:30

you are the only person I do it

27:32

with, I guess because you're my son and

27:34

I'm concerned. I don't know if he's taking it a

27:37

little far. It's just a bit, Dave.

27:40

You have your head and your hands and I'm

27:42

like, oh, I hope everything's all right, man. Yeah,

27:44

sure. You don't want to ask. See, I see him

27:46

do that all the time. I would never ask him.

27:48

I just know, okay, that's just Jason. That's

27:52

just what he does. He

27:54

stresses a lot and he puts his hands in his

27:56

face a lot. He's got some stress.

28:01

No, you're lucky I don't have a dog, you

28:04

know what I mean? So you can't mess with

28:06

them enough. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. All right, coming

28:08

up, we're gonna get to our first check of

28:10

the news here. What dark-sided plan did a California

28:12

pastor come up with? Are people

28:14

freaking out about the upcoming eclipse? And

28:17

which fast food place is testing

28:19

drone delivery? Let's find out. So,

28:22

I'm Dave Hunter, it is time now for a check of the news. A

28:30

California pastor and crazed father

28:32

has been arrested this week

28:35

after he allegedly paid several

28:38

men nearly 40 grand in

28:41

a murder-for-hire plot to

28:44

try and get his daughter's

28:46

boyfriend killed. This

28:48

is a pastor. Yeah,

28:50

it shouldn't shock a lot of people. Sometimes

28:53

they're not great people. Yeah, no. I

28:55

guess you're right. Sometimes they are not. Let's

28:58

get the latest on this crazy

29:00

story now from KTLA TV. Let's

29:02

listen into their report. A

29:05

shocking murder-for-hire case involving a local

29:07

pastor. Investigators say the preacher paid

29:09

tens of thousands of dollars in

29:12

the plot. Detectives say

29:14

the target of the murder was

29:16

the pastor's daughter's boyfriend. KTLA's

29:18

Shelby Nelson is live in Victorville with the story.

29:20

Shelby. Sure,

29:23

Micah. A

29:25

murder-for-hire plan that apparently didn't

29:27

go as planned for the

29:29

person who was allegedly orchestrating

29:32

that. Riverside PD says that

29:34

pastor up here in Victorville

29:36

hired men to kill his

29:38

daughter's boyfriend. And then they

29:40

apparently are saying that this

29:42

may have been prophesied. What?

29:47

We believe and we have

29:49

evidence to show that this

29:51

church pastor actually provided those

29:53

suspects with information of

29:56

the victim and where he was

29:58

at the evening of that shooting. Now

30:03

this is the booking photo of 47 year

30:05

old Samuel Pacias of Victorville. Riverside police say

30:07

he is a pastor of a Spanish speaking

30:09

church up here in Victorville and that he

30:11

allegedly hired this man, 55 year

30:14

old Juan Manuel Serrebras of Long Beach

30:16

along with some other people to carry

30:18

out the killing of his daughter's boyfriend.

30:21

Police say Pacias paid them about

30:23

$40,000 in which they surveilled the

30:25

boyfriend for weeks before Saturday, October

30:27

21st. These are

30:29

some of the photos from that night, several bullet holes

30:31

in the vehicle. Police say the

30:33

boyfriend was in Riverside's Orange Press

30:36

neighborhood when another vehicle pulls up

30:38

alongside him at Grove Community Drive

30:40

and Plainview Street and whoever was

30:42

inside starts shooting at him. The

30:45

boyfriend was hit several times but was

30:47

able to still drive off to a

30:49

hospital and get help. Luckily, he survived.

30:52

Police arrested Pacias last Wednesday at his

30:54

Victorville home and authorities say the Spanish

30:56

speaking church that Pacias was affiliated with

30:58

up here may have used another facility,

31:01

Turning Point Church, to deliver their sermons.

31:03

A pastor at Turning Point tells us in

31:05

no way do they want to be affiliated

31:07

with this. No, wow, murder?

31:11

We host services and

31:14

people just come in

31:16

for special events and so we

31:19

have no idea who's speaking or

31:21

who's singing. I've never heard the

31:23

man's name before, know nothing about

31:25

him and he has nothing to

31:27

do with our

31:30

church. Now

31:33

I asked Riverside PD if maybe the

31:36

pastor didn't like his daughter's boyfriend and

31:38

that's why he committed this crime or

31:40

allegedly committed this crime and

31:43

all this is pointing to it, it sounds

31:45

like, is his religion and his belief that

31:47

apparently compelled him to do this. That's

31:49

the very latest here in Victorville. I'm Shelby Nelson.

31:51

KTL 85 news. Thank you. That's

31:54

like the most successful of those we've ever heard.

31:57

Yeah, like he got to the gunshot. You

32:00

know, just they hired the wrong people. They weren't

32:02

good at shooting. Well, did you see the

32:04

guy he hired to kill? Yeah. He looked like

32:06

a killer to me. If I

32:08

was like, who should I hire? I'm like, that

32:11

guy, that guy looks pretty good. I will kill

32:13

him. I could kill him. Speaking

32:16

of churches, a Fort Myers woman

32:18

has been arrested for allegedly setting

32:20

two small fires, one at

32:22

a church. And then after

32:24

she was detained, she set

32:26

a fire in the back of the cop car. Well,

32:29

that's tough because you're in there. According

32:32

to the Fort Myers police department about, uh,

32:34

five 30 in the morning yesterday, an officer

32:36

put out a small fire near

32:38

a church. That's when they

32:40

found 42 year old Taylor,

32:43

Piatt naked and

32:46

near the fire. Now

32:48

this is the lady, but judging by her

32:51

mugshot, you wouldn't want to see

32:53

this dude nude. Mm-hmm. She's

32:55

had a very manly

32:58

look to her. Strong, handsome

33:00

woman. That

33:06

is what she's like. Yeah. I'm trying to

33:08

think like, which actor does she remind the

33:10

other Jack balance? Yeah. Yeah. They

33:14

found her naked near the fire.

33:16

Officers arrested her. Uh, the police

33:18

department said that while she was

33:20

in the patrol vehicle, she even

33:22

managed to start a small fire

33:25

in the backseat. She

33:27

had been searched beforehand, but they

33:29

believe she hid the lighter somewhere

33:31

officers wouldn't find it. Oh God.

33:34

What's in her vagina. Yeah.

33:38

She faces charges of arson and

33:40

damage to property or criminal mischief.

33:45

That is why it's a bold move to be inside

33:47

of a police car. You can't get

33:49

out of and light a fire in there. Oh,

33:51

it definitely, you just have to hope people are paying attention.

33:54

I guess. So, oh, you're

33:56

super crazy. Yeah. Looking late.

33:59

Right. She wears nearly gold.

34:02

Yeah, I'm surprised she wears

34:04

on horseback. Tell

34:08

me where Carly's gold is! That's what I'd say about

34:10

her, the cops. Oh,

34:14

that's funny. They

34:16

should have. Yeah, they absolutely should have. I

34:18

think she knows. Now

34:20

off to the Tampa Bay area where

34:23

a man was arrested after reporting a

34:25

carjacking that never happened. 32-year-old

34:28

Kenneth Davis Jr. told the dispatcher

34:30

that someone stole his Chevy Camaro

34:32

at gunpoint in the parking lot

34:34

of the Park Village Shopping Center

34:36

in Mulberry this week. The

34:38

sheriff's office says that Davis

34:40

eventually admitted to a deputy.

34:43

Aw, I made that up. My

34:46

girlfriend took my car. I just wanted to get it

34:48

back. He said this to the

34:50

cops, quote, I've been dealing with

34:52

you guys my whole life. I know what it takes

34:54

to get you out here faster. Oh, damn.

34:59

He now faces a charge of

35:01

falsifying a police report along with

35:03

drug charges after

35:06

saying the deputy found marijuana

35:08

and paraphernalia on him as

35:10

well. He

35:12

also had an outstanding warrant for failing

35:14

to appear in a previous

35:16

domestic violence case. It's

35:19

always wild to me like people will call

35:21

the cops when

35:23

they have all that kind of stuff on them, you

35:26

know? They do. They don't know how

35:28

justice works. No, no, no,

35:30

you're right. One tiny little

35:32

question that they ask

35:35

and you flub, they're

35:37

always like, you mind if I pat you

35:39

down? Yep. I think you have weed

35:42

on you. Yeah. Well,

35:44

big news out of Boston today,

35:46

a 62-year-old guy has become the

35:48

first person to ever

35:50

receive a pig

35:52

kidney transplant. Well,

35:55

let's keep our fingers crossed

35:58

here, huh? big

36:00

deal. Here's the story on

36:02

this one from Boston 25 News.

36:04

The FDA, a major breakthrough in

36:06

transplant medicine right here in Boston.

36:09

It was truly the most beautiful

36:11

kidney I have ever seen. Thank

36:14

you. That kidney came from a

36:16

pig and what's beautiful, it was

36:18

genetically engineered to work in humans.

36:20

Last weekend, surgeons at Mass General

36:22

Hospital transplanted that animal organ into

36:24

a man with kidney failure. The

36:26

first time that's ever been done.

36:29

Almost instantly, the kidney worked

36:32

when we saw the first year in output,

36:35

everyone in operating room, Boston

36:38

applause. That applause was

36:40

not just for the recipient 62 year

36:42

old Rick Slamman of lameth, but for

36:45

the whole field of transplant medicine, which

36:47

suffers from a chronic shortage of donor

36:49

organs. For example, more than 100,000 Americans

36:51

need kidney transplants, but each year just

36:54

20,000 get them. For the

36:56

rest, it can be years of waiting every

36:58

week. We have to

37:00

remove patients from the waiting

37:02

list because they become too sick to

37:05

get a transplant while on dialysis.

37:07

The barrier to implanting animal organs

37:09

into humans has always been the

37:11

rapid rate of rejection. To get

37:13

around that, Mass General researchers suppressed

37:15

antigens, added human genes and deactivated

37:18

certain pig viruses. This approach could

37:20

mean eventually a bountiful supply of

37:22

donor kidneys and hope for thousands

37:24

near the end of the line.

37:26

My deepest gratitude goes to our

37:28

MGH teams. I cannot think of

37:30

a more dedicated team in

37:33

the world and I'm honored to be part of

37:35

it. The patient who received the kidney

37:37

transplant was hardly chosen at random. Not

37:40

only did he have severe kidney disease,

37:42

but also an extreme intolerance to dialysis.

37:45

The hospital says he's doing

37:47

well. It's like a do or die

37:49

moment, I suppose, for that guy, you know?

37:51

Yeah, yeah. When I decided to try to

37:53

think. Yeah, see how it goes. Yeah,

37:56

these stories are crazy. The last one where they

37:58

put like a pig part in somebody. They were

38:00

like, he's great. And then it was like two weeks

38:02

later, they were like, he's gone. Yeah. And

38:04

they get a little, they tell them that a little

38:06

too early sometimes. Yeah, they do. They do. Let's

38:09

like give it a few weeks. Yeah. Yeah. And

38:11

then talk about it. That one was a heart, if you're right. Yeah.

38:14

Heart, yeah. But again, all

38:16

these are people that generally won't

38:18

survive anyway. Right. Those are

38:20

the people you need, right? Yeah. None of, no

38:22

healthier person is ever gonna agree to this, I

38:25

don't think. No, no. It's cool they're trying something

38:27

though, because that dialysis, I guess, is like a

38:29

living hell. Well, that's it. I mean,

38:31

like the kidney stuff, like if all of a

38:33

sudden you could just get a pig

38:35

kidney, that would change like a lot. Change

38:38

a lot of things. Oh,

38:40

for sure it would. Texas

38:42

man is the subject of a

38:44

federal investigation after he

38:46

allegedly boarded a Delta airline flight

38:48

in Salt Lake City without

38:51

a proper ticket this week. According

38:54

to a criminal complaint filed by the

38:56

FBI, 26

38:58

year old Wycliffe Furethard.

39:01

Oh yeah? From Texas was

39:03

removed from this Austin bound

39:05

Delta flight. I guess he

39:08

had been in Park City, Utah for a snowboarding trip,

39:10

and he needed to get home to see family, but

39:14

he couldn't afford the flight.

39:18

Yeah, but how did he get into

39:20

the airport? Yeah, I don't

39:22

know how that happened. But you have to know

39:24

your stuff. A photo of a

39:27

fellow passenger's boarding pass, but

39:29

that couldn't get you through security because they

39:31

have to match up the name on

39:34

your boarding pass with your ID,

39:36

right? Yeah,

39:38

unless you took a photo

39:41

of someone with pre-check. But

39:44

still, they still match it up. They still

39:47

do it. They don't just let you go.

39:49

They don't just take you out for it.

39:51

Digital face ID, but the computer knows that

39:53

you booked a flight in your face. So

39:55

if you haven't done that, it won't recognize

39:57

your face, right? Yeah, someone dropped the ball.

40:00

on this it seems like yeah yeah on

40:02

a couple like there's at least two spots

40:05

because you can't just get on that little

40:07

runway thing well he made it all the

40:09

way on the plane but that's

40:12

when someone realized okay

40:14

wait he's in that person's seat only

40:17

so many seats hard to fake

40:19

at that point yeah yeah apparently he

40:21

thought no one would notice he didn't have a

40:23

seat or be concerned when the other passenger scanned

40:25

and it would say they were already on board

40:27

he told authorities he made

40:29

a mistake he was just trying to get home now

40:32

he faces one federal charge

40:34

for stowing away on an aircraft

40:38

so it took the bus or something yeah no

40:40

federal charges there yeah there's like a $10 bus

40:43

yeah you won't be facing federal charges he was

40:45

pretty good at getting on that plane

40:55

well it's the I would

40:58

look into the TSA yeah

41:00

because that's where that's where the mistake

41:02

was initially right he never should have

41:04

been allowed into behind the security gates

41:06

right because he shouldn't

41:08

his that boarding pass wouldn't have

41:10

matched up with his name yeah

41:12

and then I don't know what he did he did like a

41:15

walk-in with a family type of

41:18

move or or he just used

41:20

the boarding path as long as

41:22

long as he was boarding before

41:24

that person yeah it

41:26

would have beep yep go ahead

41:28

mr. davison yeah they

41:31

don't check your ID there no long

41:34

as it hasn't been scanned yet it

41:36

lets you on the plane but when the other person

41:38

goes to scan and it

41:40

says you're already boarded that's

41:42

when they figure out something's up have

41:44

you guys been noticing I

41:47

know there's crazy people online there's a

41:49

ton of crazy people online but there's

41:51

all this crazy chatter about the eclipse

41:54

yeah because morons oh yeah

41:56

like they all believe the end is

41:58

now like they believe something bads

42:00

really gonna happen. I just always ignore

42:02

all that. Okay. It's out

42:04

of control now. Just yesterday I saw

42:07

a video telling me that the sun is not where it's

42:09

supposed to be. The

42:11

sun is not where it's supposed to be. Oh

42:13

yeah, okay. And

42:15

then other videos of it showing the

42:17

path of the

42:19

eclipse and people like,

42:21

that ain't even the way the moon

42:24

goes across the sky. Social

42:28

media has made it all this happen.

42:30

Oh, it's like flattered people? Yeah, the

42:32

sun flattered people, some people just trolling

42:34

and it's some damn lot of people.

42:37

And it's showing these signs

42:39

that FEMA has put up in certain

42:41

places urging people to be prepared

42:43

for events on April 8th and

42:46

all this stuff and I don't even know, the

42:48

signs are likely made up to begin with. Remember

42:51

when we talked about the

42:54

fact that they were gonna call the National Garden

42:56

because they're worried about parking and stuff like that?

43:00

When people heard that the National Guard was

43:02

coming in, they're like, it's because it's coming.

43:04

Right. So they're taking that, towns

43:07

freaking out that they think they're gonna be overwhelmed

43:09

with people and turning it into the end is

43:11

nigh. Yes. So

43:13

yeah, as this April 8th solar

43:15

eclipse draws closer, more and more

43:17

small towns are coming to the

43:19

realization that they might not be

43:21

as prepared as they'd like for

43:23

the impending crowds. And

43:26

within the path of totality have been urging

43:28

those that live there to stock up on

43:30

supplies and brace themselves

43:32

for traffic problems that will result

43:35

from far more vehicles than

43:38

their roadways normally handle. So that's probably

43:40

where it's coming from, right? You're telling

43:42

people to stock up on supplies. They're

43:44

taking that as. Yeah, they're not, you

43:46

know, horrible happening. Yeah. And

43:49

you're not being fully honest about it. And you know,

43:51

I'm blaming social media

43:53

for this. But really this happened. Why

43:55

to K and it was the news.

43:57

So it was like, everybody prepare. Yeah,

44:00

they hyped that up like it was going

44:02

to be everything would society would fall Yeah,

44:04

you're like that had so much food in

44:07

the basement. Oh, he was right. We ate

44:09

that food for like five years after Yeah,

44:12

don't you remember sitting though at midnight waiting

44:14

for something to happen? Anyone

44:17

that lived through that it's like yeah, okay, whatever

44:19

but that was before social media No,

44:21

yeah, imagine how much more

44:23

than way worse You

44:26

know in addition these towns might

44:28

experience overloaded cell phone towers They

44:30

say and they're asking even

44:33

schools to cancel the day To

44:36

ease the burden on the local

44:38

infrastructure on April 8th Do

44:40

you think as many people will show up as they

44:42

think or is it? I don't

44:44

understand why people are like why you crowd.

44:47

I don't get only we haven't cared this

44:49

much ever before No, why not is that

44:51

Chuck like you're the guy I would ask

44:53

about this stuff Why do people care more

44:55

about this eclipse than any I can remember?

44:58

You have to realize what's happening to society.

45:01

I believe we are headed back We

45:03

are headed back to believe in

45:06

in witches and burning people at

45:09

the stake and we're headed back there So

45:11

can you even imagine when you were just

45:13

told all of your answers

45:15

you were just getting from a certain? You

45:18

know like a church or whatever that was all

45:20

the answers now We get it all from whatever

45:22

Facebook feed you decide you're gonna follow. That's all

45:25

your answers and so now It's

45:28

like this mystical thing

45:30

again Before it

45:32

was just like it's scientific thing it happens

45:34

like once every couple of years is not

45:37

a big deal now It's becoming more like

45:39

it's a sign again. The sky's that Like

45:42

eventually we were gonna forget why it happens.

45:44

No, come on. No, like people are gonna

45:47

forget again But now we have books and

45:49

websites that tell you why it happens. Now

45:51

wait till we have to burn them all.

45:53

No somebody will make cave drawings of it.

45:55

Yep Just wait wasn't

45:58

there craziness in like 20? 2017

46:00

isn't that the solar eclipse? Yeah, that was like the one

46:03

where Trump was looking at it Image

46:12

was everywhere. Yeah, everyone was posting that

46:14

up. Yeah, I mean and don't look

46:16

at it Special

46:20

strong eyes So

46:25

See but more special It's

46:28

honestly, I don't know. It's like a minute

46:30

longer. I think that's it Because

46:33

the moon is closer. Yeah, we're supposed

46:35

to be like a minute longer of

46:37

total eclipse the

46:39

thing about every eclipse that I've

46:41

ever seen is there they talk

46:44

about how You

46:46

know, it's a minute longer or whatever but It

46:49

really it takes a real long time for

46:51

the full sun to disappear And then like

46:53

that split second where it's totally gone. It's

46:56

like you said it's one minute of your

46:58

life Yeah, it's one minute

47:00

out of how many minutes of life

47:02

do you have but then there's people

47:05

on social media Who

47:07

I believe are like trolling those people

47:09

right? Yeah, so now there's people like

47:11

showing parking lots full of

47:13

all these trucks What is this for?

47:15

Yeah, why are they setting up or

47:17

and they you know, they're finding like

47:20

Things that the scare scare you

47:22

different scare you politicians that are

47:24

out there stuff that

47:27

they've said about something else, but now they're like

47:30

Splicing it into the

47:32

you know eclipse talk.

47:34

So it's got everybody freaking

47:36

out We're

47:42

so stupid I'm starting to get more like scared on

47:44

the roads because of just how dumb people are I'm

47:46

always looking at my rearview mirror because I think somebody's

47:49

gonna blast me from behind when I opt Yeah,

47:51

cuz they're looking at their phone. Yeah. Oh big time.

47:53

Oh, no, that should be your concern. Yep Absolutely,

47:56

it should All

47:58

right. So chubby Listen up you'll

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soon be able to get your food a lot

48:04

faster and I did a

48:07

new man

48:11

New drone delivery program has been

48:14

fired up by Wendy's They're

48:18

testing this out in Virginia

48:21

Actually, Christian burg, Virginia is the first city in

48:23

the nation where they're testing this service. I don't

48:25

think a place not to try this out No,

48:31

those are sky frosties There's

48:48

about 21,000 people there the

48:51

good citizens of Christian burg can use door

48:53

dash and select air

48:55

flight as their

48:58

delivery option Shortly

49:01

thereafter their order of burgers

49:03

fries air frosties or whatever

49:07

Will take to the skies and travel up to

49:09

65 miles an hour to get to them Pretty

49:13

much everything on Wendy's menu is

49:15

available for drone delivery And

49:17

if you are a bigger

49:19

and want a lot more they'll fire

49:21

up to a team of three drones

49:23

to your place Again

49:29

Your whole troop of German you know you've

49:32

got a problem if there's three drones needed

49:34

to bring you Person you're

49:36

only carry so much. Yeah,

49:38

what kind of drone carry honestly like good

49:40

like several pounds. Well If

49:43

you get the really big ones like I

49:45

saw a guy pick a deer carcass up

49:48

Whoa with one so but I don't know

49:50

what kind of drones Wendy's is gonna have

49:52

I don't know is Wendy's in charge of

49:54

the drone now door dash or dash. It's

49:56

door dashes part plane.

50:00

If you live there you have to order it. You have

50:02

to. You have to. You follow social media content or whatever.

50:04

Yeah, but also. And be like, I

50:09

know myself like if I'm also gonna shoot

50:11

it down. You are? Oh

50:14

yeah, like if I want, I would be

50:16

just on the lookout to shoot these things

50:19

down because that to me, my video of

50:21

me shooting it down is gonna

50:23

be way more popular than your video

50:25

of just Frosty's landing on your porch.

50:27

Yeah. I'm charged for that drone. You

50:29

know, but I could just plead

50:32

the eclipse. My flying Baconator is gonna be

50:34

freezing unless it's like insulated packaging. It has

50:36

to be insulated. It's gonna have to be

50:39

insulated. Yeah. How many people live there? I

50:41

bet not a lot. 21,000. Yeah, 21,000. Oh,

50:43

21,000. Mm. That would be

50:47

like 500 or something. Yeah. So, what's

50:50

the first thing that goes wrong? Drone

50:53

falls down the sky and somebody,

50:56

yeah. Lights are, lights are

50:58

forest on fire. Someone takes four Frosty's to

51:00

the head. Yeah. Yeah. I don't

51:03

know. They'll be lost. The first lawsuit

51:06

will shut it down, right? Someone who

51:08

sues over air Frosty hitting them. Being

51:10

a dog owner, I would not do

51:12

this. I get a mad drone coming

51:14

in. You freak out. How upset would

51:17

you be if you live anywhere kind

51:19

of close to this Wendy's? You'd

51:22

hear them all the time. And they're just launching

51:24

nonstop. Right.

51:26

Oh, your neighbor keeps ordering Baconators and

51:28

you just do the sounds. Would you

51:31

stop ordering Baconator? Three of

51:33

them hit my roof. Yep.

51:35

They're stuck up there. Oh

51:37

yeah, you don't. By the

51:39

way, big Wendy's fan.

51:41

You'll be sick of that sound.

51:43

Oh my God. Jim's ordering Wendy's again.

51:45

If it works and it's like semi flawless,

51:48

it's just going to, the whole sky is

51:50

gonna be full of these. Yep. Like no

51:52

one has really thought this thing. We're not

51:54

even gonna be able to see the sun.

51:56

Yeah, no. Right. Years later,

51:58

I was gonna say I Like all those

52:01

Terminator style movies like The Matrix and all that,

52:03

they're always like we had to turn the sun

52:05

off in order to stop the machines. But really,

52:07

no, we're going to be the ones. We're going

52:09

to put them in the sky. If

52:12

you want to see the kind of drones

52:14

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52:16

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I just, I couldn't live life like that. I mean, it's, I'd

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53:59

I got to give kudos. to all

54:01

these garbage workers because

54:03

it seems like every day now they're being

54:05

called to find something and they do it.

54:08

You know what I wouldn't be doing as a garbage

54:10

worker? Digging through piles of garbage

54:12

for you because you threw something out. I'd be

54:14

like it's over there you want to go check

54:16

it out go ahead. I wonder if it's just

54:18

like yeah but then I don't have to get

54:20

on the back of that truck and I don't

54:22

have to kill the days. Yeah

54:25

you're just it just changes it up

54:27

maybe it just changes it up. Sanitation

54:29

workers helped a New York woman search

54:31

through a mound of trash

54:34

to find her lost wallet. Look

54:36

that's what they went through. The

54:39

New York City Department of Sanitation posted

54:41

a photo to social media showing the

54:43

truckload of trash that a Staten Island

54:45

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54:47

in by mistake. The

54:50

post said after calling us we were

54:52

able to hold the truck for searching.

54:55

The woman arrived at the scene and

54:57

she joined our sanitation workers in digging

54:59

through the garbage heap to find

55:01

the needle in the haystack. I

55:04

would never even ask them to do that. No.

55:07

What do I have at that point? It's credit

55:09

cards cancelled go get my new ID and call

55:11

it a day. Something had to be in the

55:13

wallet right? Like something I had

55:15

to have $25,000 in the wallet right? I

55:17

don't know if it's that or just you

55:19

didn't want to deal with replacing everything. Wow

55:21

that's like it's not that big of a

55:23

deal. I know like that if I didn't

55:26

have stuff in there I'm just like you

55:28

know what I'm pretty sure I threw it

55:30

away. I'm gonna go up just start canceling

55:32

the cards. Unless it's cash. Unless it's cash.

55:34

I mean I can't imagine just putting a

55:36

wallet like yeah it's almost like a

55:38

change purse. I wouldn't want to put that

55:40

many people out. Like they've got to clean

55:42

that all off the ground right after this.

55:44

And you know the stuff that people throw

55:46

out? I mean used adult diapers. I

55:49

think about this stuff. There's

55:51

a juice that happened. A

55:53

garbage juice. Oh yeah that garbage juice is no

55:56

joke. Wow they did share

55:58

a second photo showing that the woman was real.

56:00

reunited with her missing wallet, but this is like a

56:02

regular occurrence now. They do this for you. I

56:04

was just like None

56:07

of us matter that much. No, that's

56:09

crazy. I just threw away my ID

56:11

and my credit card like

56:13

a few weeks ago or something like that.

56:15

Really? Yeah, it was like three or four

56:17

weeks ago I guess because I got everything

56:19

back, but I would never even when that

56:21

happened I wasn't I'd never imagined like calling

56:23

the garbage company. Yeah. No, I'm

56:26

being like stop everything you're doing as a

56:28

company I want it It

56:30

was my mistake, right? Yeah,

56:33

I know like what's in there and you're like one

56:36

credit card a couple photos You know,

56:38

I'm just print off then my ID

56:40

in my ID just get in that

56:42

garbage juice for me. Yeah I'll

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Detroit Lions have officially released cornerback Cam

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Sutton a day after

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a domestic violence charge.

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The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office posted a

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Sutton. The Sheriff's Office

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battery by strangulation. They

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Lions released the following statement yesterday

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ongoing situation involving Cam Sutton. And

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then yesterday they said they

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are releasing him. Yeah.

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I wondered if they were going to release

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him or wait for the league to do

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something because I think his salary

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cap hit is 10 million bucks. Well,

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he signed a three year $33 million

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contract with the team last

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March. Yeah. But

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I mean, if they release them, it's going to cost 10

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million on their salary cap this year. And

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I don't know if there's protections that

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are put into these. contracts and the

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Lions will have ten million dollars to spend on

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someone else or if they just have to eat

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that, to eat it because they made

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a mistake I guess. But the

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one thing that I heard yesterday was

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that his license plate was pinged a

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couple times you know like going underneath

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those toll signs so

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at least they know at least at

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Michigan State beating Mississippi State

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69-51 Oakland University beating Kentucky

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1:03:10

was a good game but not expected. I

1:03:15

lost money on that one. One on

1:03:17

Michigan State. Oh that's good. Oh that's

1:03:19

good. Not a great day though. Michigan

1:03:21

beat South Carolina 87-73. North

1:03:25

Carolina State beat Texas Tech 80-67. Jason

1:03:28

just checking in. Oh man he's gone. How you

1:03:30

doing? I'm great. Bracket is still

1:03:33

intact. That's insane. I

1:03:35

had Oregon I got that upset

1:03:37

so that was cool. I almost

1:03:39

had Samford over Kansas which

1:03:41

would have been big but Kansas pulled it off at

1:03:43

the end and I made a

1:03:45

little cash on a side feed. Oh

1:03:48

look at you. I was watching all day. I

1:03:51

can talk about this for the entire show.

1:03:53

Oh yeah. I'm sure you can. But that'll

1:03:55

be enough. The second day. You're

1:03:58

right. Wow,

1:04:00

no the second day of

1:04:02

the first round NCAA tournament

1:04:04

action all tips off today at 1215 Couple

1:04:09

of the picks they're picking Northwestern

1:04:11

over, Florida Atlantic They're

1:04:14

picking Western

1:04:18

Kentucky or sorry

1:04:20

Marquette over Western, Kentucky Hmm

1:04:23

and Clemson over New Mexico just a couple of

1:04:25

the picks that I got the

1:04:27

Lobos this New Mexico Yeah,

1:04:30

sorry, you said enough. No, yeah Well

1:04:36

since March Madness is underway and because people

1:04:38

love the brackets fans in every corner of

1:04:40

the country can find a rooting interest There's

1:04:43

a new March Madness pullout and it found

1:04:45

that college basketball fans in the south claim

1:04:48

to be the most Knowledgeable about the

1:04:50

sport they claim to be they're

1:04:52

also most likely to have lucky

1:04:54

snacks That

1:04:56

are relative to their team or region And

1:04:59

they're most likely to drown their sorrows

1:05:01

in those snacks when their team loses

1:05:05

Fans in the east are most

1:05:08

likely to accidentally throw their plate

1:05:11

when they get emotional during a game and Overall

1:05:14

ninety three percent of college basketball fans

1:05:16

prefer to add some level of heat

1:05:19

to their game day foods Here's

1:05:22

how that breaks down fans in the west and

1:05:24

south. They like it hot Fans

1:05:27

in the east want a medium and

1:05:29

in the Midwest mild is good. Thanks.

1:05:31

Oh, yeah, not too crazy Yeah, a

1:05:34

few more random things Easterners are more

1:05:36

confident their favorite team will take it

1:05:38

all They always think they're gonna win

1:05:40

Westerners are least confident their favorite team

1:05:42

will win it all Both

1:05:45

Easterners and Westerners are tied for

1:05:47

most competitive Midwesterners the

1:05:49

biggest underdog fans the fans most

1:05:51

likely to love buzzer beater moments

1:05:57

And weirdly enough Easterners are the most likely

1:05:59

to add condiments to

1:06:01

their pasta. I

1:06:07

don't know where it did. Dave's like, I gotta look up some bad math.

1:06:10

I gotta find the basketball pack. I

1:06:12

found the thing that Easterners put condiments

1:06:15

on pasta. I'm going to bring it up on the

1:06:17

show. That should hit them

1:06:19

out of left field a

1:06:22

bit. I think it's going to kill about 15 to 20

1:06:24

seconds. Maybe

1:06:28

Chuck will say something dumb about it and

1:06:32

then we'll laugh a little bit and that'll be

1:06:34

like maybe two minutes. If

1:06:37

you're working with the right golfer, there's serious

1:06:39

cash that can come with being a caddy.

1:06:41

Did you guys realize how much caddies can

1:06:43

make? No. I always thought

1:06:45

they were doing okay, but I don't

1:06:47

know if it's life-changing stuff, is it?

1:06:49

After 15 years with Bubba Watson

1:06:51

and then a couple more players, caddy Ted

1:06:53

Scott was set to call it a career,

1:06:55

but he got a call from Scotty Sheffler

1:06:58

at the start of the 2021-22

1:07:00

season. That gig he offered him was $135,000 a year and 10%

1:07:02

of whatever prize money

1:07:13

Scotty Sheffler won. That's amazing

1:07:15

for him. Oh yeah. So far

1:07:18

in this current season, you're right, Jason, he's

1:07:20

won just shy of 11 million, meaning

1:07:23

Scott, his caddy has taken home $1.1

1:07:25

million because of that. Wow.

1:07:30

That is cool. That is awesome. The

1:07:33

caddy is making more than the

1:07:35

average player on the PGA Tour

1:07:37

circuit is making. Yeah.

1:07:40

I mean, in a weird way, he's

1:07:43

obviously one of the best that there

1:07:45

is. And

1:07:49

he's made the other guy 10 million.

1:07:54

The caddy has helped the golfer

1:07:56

make 10 million or 11 million.

1:08:00

You know, I guess

1:08:03

you got to have a good I think there are

1:08:05

some that are must not be making that kind of

1:08:07

dough though Oh, I honestly I

1:08:09

thought most wouldn't like you think most make

1:08:11

like under a hundred thousand. Yeah If

1:08:16

you're making five hundred thousand yourself,

1:08:18

you can't how much can you pay some

1:08:20

right? Yeah No,

1:08:23

I think it's just you're hoping to get in

1:08:25

the door like prove that you're actually decent at

1:08:28

it and then You

1:08:30

know have a long career. It's weird to be like I'm

1:08:32

the best caddy in the world I've

1:08:38

never played a single game As

1:08:47

we move on to celebrity dirt on

1:08:49

this Friday bitches Josh Peck He's the

1:08:52

guy from the Nickelodeon TV show Drake

1:08:54

and Josh He released a statement yesterday

1:08:56

in light of the quiet on the

1:08:58

set the dark side of kids TV

1:09:00

docu-series That's been making the rounds this

1:09:03

week in one of the

1:09:05

episodes his Drake and Josh Co-star Drake

1:09:07

Bell reveals that he was assaulted as

1:09:09

a child by his dialogue

1:09:11

coach at Nickelodeon fans

1:09:14

were accusing Josh of staying

1:09:16

silent and Drake

1:09:19

even had to step in and make a video

1:09:21

asking them to go easy on him because He

1:09:24

has reached out and they talked in Josh's

1:09:26

post he confirmed they spoke privately He

1:09:29

said I want to give my support

1:09:31

for the survivors who were brave enough

1:09:33

to share their stories of emotional and

1:09:35

physical abuse on Nickelodeon sets he

1:09:38

said children should be protected Reliving

1:09:40

this publicly must be incredibly difficult But

1:09:43

I hope it can bring healing for the

1:09:46

victims and their families as well as necessary

1:09:48

change to the industry Nancy

1:09:50

Sullivan who played the mom on Drake and

1:09:53

Josh also shared her support for Drake She

1:09:55

said it broke my heart into

1:09:57

a million pieces to hear just how much

1:09:59

Drake was holding inside while

1:10:02

we were working together. I still think

1:10:04

of him as my second son. Yeah,

1:10:07

that documentary is pretty messed up, huh? I haven't

1:10:09

watched any of it, but... I've

1:10:11

watched some clips of it this week,

1:10:14

just because I knew we were going to be talking about it, but

1:10:17

yeah, that guy, I mean, that must

1:10:19

have been one of the hardest things you ever have to

1:10:21

do, right? On one level, I'm sure it's good to be

1:10:23

able to get it out there and

1:10:26

to talk about it, but

1:10:28

to publicly come forward and talk about the

1:10:31

stuff that guy did to him. Yeah,

1:10:34

and I mean, I guess

1:10:36

what sucks about it is that

1:10:39

you could be a co-star and

1:10:41

may really... You

1:10:44

might have no idea what's going on, and then

1:10:46

people are blasting you, why didn't you say anything?

1:10:48

Why didn't you? And it's like, you

1:10:52

know, I mean, a lot of

1:10:54

these people, they can pick the person out

1:10:56

who is the one

1:10:58

to go after, you know?

1:11:00

And apparently that's what they did. The

1:11:03

one that would be quiet and,

1:11:05

you know, so I don't know. It's just crazy. It's,

1:11:08

you know, we talked about it yesterday. It's the internet,

1:11:10

though, the internet. They'll just pick someone to go... Yeah.

1:11:13

...to the Alpha, right? Yeah. The

1:11:17

upcoming Michael Jackson biopic is

1:11:19

not going to gloss over

1:11:21

the child molestation allegations against

1:11:23

him, but not surprisingly, it's

1:11:25

going to take a pretty

1:11:27

biased stance. A journalist

1:11:29

who got an early draft of the

1:11:32

script says the movie wants very much

1:11:34

to convince you that Michael Jackson

1:11:36

is innocent, and

1:11:38

it goes to great lengths to

1:11:40

minimize and downplay the actual claims

1:11:42

of the accusers. It's

1:11:45

not surprising any of this, really, given

1:11:47

that the movie has the blessing of

1:11:50

Michael's estate. Yeah.

1:11:52

And it's Michael's nephew, Jafar

1:11:54

Jackson, that's actually playing Michael

1:11:56

in this movie. So

1:11:58

the family is all over it. Right.

1:12:01

Yeah. I mean, it's

1:12:05

not a shock. That's not a shock that

1:12:08

they would try that. I mean... Yeah,

1:12:12

it'll make it. Everyone forgot he did all that

1:12:14

when he died anyway. They want to keep making

1:12:16

the money probably. Yeah. That's all

1:12:18

for sure they do. They're living off

1:12:20

his estate still. All

1:12:23

right. As we move on to a different

1:12:25

topic here into the world of porn, an

1:12:28

Australian porn star has found a unique way

1:12:30

to keep himself busy while

1:12:32

recovering from a severe injury to

1:12:34

his penis. 35-year-old

1:12:38

Adam Manikis, he's an

1:12:40

adult performer better known

1:12:42

as the Apollo Show.

1:12:45

He was hospitalized after having

1:12:48

an accident while filming last

1:12:50

month. The 35-year-old suffered a blood

1:12:52

clot in his dong and

1:12:56

then it blew up like a Coke can

1:12:59

following this incident. So

1:13:02

doctors have told him no

1:13:05

sexual activity, no

1:13:07

pleasuring himself for 30 days. I

1:13:11

mean, you do it. Of course

1:13:13

you do it. He says though... It blew

1:13:15

up like a Coke can. I can't even

1:13:17

imagine like looking down and it's all messed

1:13:19

up. Yeah. And just you just do whatever

1:13:21

it takes to get it back to normal,

1:13:23

you know. I didn't know you blood clots

1:13:25

down there. Well, probably if you snap it,

1:13:27

right? If you... Yeah. You know. Lisa graphic

1:13:32

warning here on this clip. I've

1:13:34

found this guy. You just make

1:13:36

sure you... I will. Yeah, don't

1:13:38

you worry. Yeah. Well, there he

1:13:41

is. And he's

1:13:43

known for doing like, you know, like we're

1:13:45

talking about the Standing 69 and all that

1:13:47

stuff. He's an adventurous fella here

1:13:49

as you can see. This where he breaks it.

1:13:51

Please tell me. No, this isn't where he breaks

1:13:53

it. It just... Oh wow. Just a little glimpse.

1:13:55

Some of his skillset. Some of his work. Some

1:13:58

of his skill set. Some of his work. Take

1:14:01

a little glimpse at some of his

1:14:03

work here. So he has a lady

1:14:05

on his shoulders as he's standing up

1:14:07

and another lady servicing him in

1:14:10

the genital region. So

1:14:12

he likes to multitask, which

1:14:15

can lead to trouble. He stays

1:14:17

busy. Someone snapped it on him though. Yes.

1:14:21

So he's been regularly updating followers on

1:14:23

how he's dealing with

1:14:26

this unique condition. He said at the time, I

1:14:28

didn't even really think I heard it that bad.

1:14:30

I thought maybe I bruised it or something. But

1:14:33

the next day when it blew up, it

1:14:35

was so swollen, he said, I was actually

1:14:37

terrified. He's

1:14:39

calling his post the flaccid 30. He's

1:14:43

updated and uploaded about 18 blogs

1:14:46

so far, sharing intimate details about

1:14:48

his recovery. He

1:14:51

said on day 18 this week, he's

1:14:53

starting to lose his marbles. He's never

1:14:55

gone this long without... I

1:14:58

can't even imagine following this guy's

1:15:00

broken penis blog. Yeah, you know?

1:15:02

I'm like, oh man. It seems

1:15:05

like he's posting a lot too

1:15:07

every day. Oh yeah. There's

1:15:09

a new update every day on it. He's trying to keep his hands

1:15:11

busy. I

1:15:13

don't know if it's just on his

1:15:16

blog that he's doing it. Oh,

1:15:18

his profile has

1:15:21

just disappeared. That's weird.

1:15:25

You shut

1:15:27

it down? No. Oh

1:15:29

my God, that's... Wow.

1:15:34

He's an odd fella. Yeah, he

1:15:37

gets up to some stuff. He

1:15:39

says his balls have never been bigger, I guess

1:15:41

because he hasn't, you

1:15:44

know, finalityed. I guess.

1:15:46

I'll wait some time if

1:15:49

you will. He said his penis is almost back to

1:15:51

normal, which is a huge relief, but he's still going

1:15:53

to play it safe and wait the entire 30 days.

1:15:55

So he's still got 10 more days to go. It's

1:15:59

not something you mess with. Around with yeah they say

1:16:01

thirty days. Ah man, even thirty days

1:16:03

in up. And. Put a lock

1:16:06

right on the they didn't he said. The

1:16:08

one thing is he's never gotten so much

1:16:10

stuff done. He said his

1:16:12

lack of sexual activity has allowed him to

1:16:14

put energy into other tasks the to do

1:16:16

for a long time. For

1:16:19

bang and yeah, I'm

1:16:21

sure you'd as a lot more banging men

1:16:23

the rest of us be right on and

1:16:25

from as his draft looming. Yeah, that's his

1:16:27

job. Yes Weldon, We told you that Millie

1:16:30

Bobby Brown. Is marrying.

1:16:33

John. Bon Jovi son. Jake.

1:16:35

Bon Jovi. Yeah. I've

1:16:38

been on of a wedding day yet, but

1:16:40

they found the guy who's going to officiate.

1:16:44

Matthew. Modine. He

1:16:48

plays government scientist Doctor Brenner

1:16:50

on Stranger Things. Eleven

1:16:53

calls him papa. And

1:16:55

she's asked him to officiate her wedding. While.

1:16:59

Ocarina Matthew Modine says I have one of those

1:17:01

licenses to get people married and Millie thought it

1:17:03

would be great and then Jake also thought it

1:17:05

would be a great idea. So I wrote the

1:17:07

wedding vows and they love what I wrote for

1:17:09

them and they asked me to do it. He.

1:17:12

Said it'll be such a beautiful thing to be

1:17:14

able to join these two in Holy Matrimony. Does

1:17:19

he? Really? Likes the guy

1:17:21

of she says no Now officiate

1:17:24

her wedding rights whenever costars thin,

1:17:26

all fired. Our is in the

1:17:28

Ghostbusters movies The New Ones and

1:17:31

if you've ever wondered what slime

1:17:33

tastes like. Finish

1:17:35

your guy. He got a face

1:17:37

full of it in this new

1:17:40

movie: Ghost Busters, Frozen Empire. And

1:17:43

he wrote his review. He.

1:17:46

Said it really didn't taste like anything.

1:17:48

It was almost like dick water. Which.

1:17:51

Sounds gross. But

1:17:53

to me was much better than having like fake

1:17:56

blood in my mouth. As

1:17:59

for the whole experiences that it was really awesome. I read

1:18:01

that seen in the script and was like oh this is

1:18:03

crazy I get to be the one that gets lined. I.

1:18:06

Was pumped. It is kind of iconic

1:18:08

to be Slime Year. And.

1:18:10

The Ghostbusters were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ag

1:18:13

Frozen empire. Hits

1:18:16

theaters today as Finn is joined

1:18:18

by Paul Rudd and Mckenna Grace,

1:18:21

as well as Bill Murray, Ernie

1:18:23

Hudson and Dan Ackroyd. Sin

1:18:25

and Mckenna play the grand kids of

1:18:28

Harold Ramis. His character eat on. Herald.

1:18:30

Of course passed away ten years ago.

1:18:33

I watched any of these. No me

1:18:35

either. I. Did watch this one.

1:18:37

it was pretty good. Yeah, I like this

1:18:39

one better than me. I'm. Melissa

1:18:42

Mccarthy. Go.

1:18:45

Out. About. It was more. On.

1:18:48

Brand okay Ghostbusters franchise and the other

1:18:50

movie. it seems like Sydney Sweeney as

1:18:52

a new movie that comes out every

1:18:54

two weeks. Now Strike while it's hot

1:18:56

and. A horror movie starring

1:18:59

Sydney Sweeney. As. An American

1:19:01

nun, Who. Travels to

1:19:03

a remote convent in the

1:19:05

Italian countryside for one second

1:19:07

season, and. Has

1:19:11

it right. They just put her at

1:19:13

every sexual fantasy you could go down

1:19:15

as like I wrote the he doesn't

1:19:17

look like cause I'm an honest sexual

1:19:20

theme Know something? a non? oh she

1:19:22

does. May I did I miss him

1:19:24

And Assad's I saw yeah. Well

1:19:27

see Easy Suddenly finds

1:19:30

herself suspiciously pregnant. Now

1:19:33

that movie, while being told

1:19:36

that she's fulfilling some sort

1:19:38

of Biblical prophecy. Doesn't.

1:19:41

Look like a very good movie. Well sounds

1:19:43

mad. And Macdill

1:19:45

it opens today as well. He want

1:19:47

to check it out and. Was.

1:19:50

Two reasons a lot of people want to check, some

1:19:52

have not as. like

1:19:54

of there's no reason to go i'm

1:19:57

sure there's not a lot a nun

1:19:59

cleavage know I've seen any. Man,

1:20:01

they have the numb stuff that I've seen.

1:20:03

What's there is? Oh, there is?

1:20:05

There is. Oh, he found it.

1:20:07

Dick Bloodhound, what have you discovered? Well,

1:20:09

there's just, she's like

1:20:12

throwing up because she's pregnant, but she's

1:20:14

in like lingerie, so like she's in

1:20:16

a shower. Lingerie? What an

1:20:18

un-wears lingerie. All of them, Dave. All

1:20:22

of them. Well, that's

1:20:24

why she's in the movie. You don't really

1:20:27

have her in there. Yeah, I know. Well,

1:20:29

of course, but I thought if you're trying

1:20:31

to be realistic. You wouldn't think. You wouldn't

1:20:33

put her in lingerie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1:20:36

because I would, I would really assume

1:20:38

most nuns are in granny panties,

1:20:40

right? They have to be. Yeah, what's under

1:20:43

the habits? Under a nun. Yeah,

1:20:45

that's got to be, it can't be

1:20:47

that cool. It can't be. No. I

1:20:50

want to see if there's... I'd send it to you if you want to

1:20:53

see. Oh, okay. Let's

1:20:56

check it out here. He's just... At

1:20:59

least what do you got over there? Oh,

1:21:01

I don't have it up. God

1:21:04

forbid, I veer off course here on

1:21:07

this 15-year-old laptop. Here

1:21:10

we go. Dick Bloodhound

1:21:12

clips located. So there's

1:21:15

that new speed? So there's that new speed?

1:21:17

I guess. All

1:21:19

the clips they showed on TV. Well, those are, I mean,

1:21:21

that's kind of... That's more cleavage than I

1:21:24

expected. That's more cleavage than I

1:21:26

expected in a nun movie. You're right. And

1:21:30

I wouldn't call that lingerie. No.

1:21:34

I think that's... Maybe

1:21:36

the not use of the term

1:21:38

lingerie there. It's just... It is

1:21:40

more... Excuse me. That was my lingerie.

1:21:43

Kind of looks like granny panties to me.

1:21:45

I like my lingerie a little fancier. Yeah,

1:21:48

all right. Pretty plain. Yeah, I've got to

1:21:50

be honest. In the top one,

1:21:52

she gets slapped by the nun. She's

1:21:55

like topless, so it's like... Oh, right. If

1:21:58

you're into a shot violence. topless

1:22:00

non-violence. This is the movie for you. What

1:22:02

a weird credit. They should have called it

1:22:04

that. Topless non-violence. Yeah, they should have. Topless

1:22:07

non-violence. Now we're playing. That's going to be

1:22:09

the movie of the year. That

1:22:14

is in America. It would have been great. Oh,

1:22:16

man. Topless non-violence, starring Sidney Sweeney.

1:22:18

It wouldn't be the first time we had

1:22:20

to change a name just for like a

1:22:22

US audience, so I like it. I

1:22:25

like the idea. It's got a ring to it. Mm-hmm.

1:22:28

I don't understand how this

1:22:30

lady has seen... I know she was

1:22:32

on Euphoria. I never watched that. But

1:22:34

she seems to have come out of nowhere, but

1:22:37

not only that, she's not just starring in these

1:22:39

movies. She's actually producing most of these movies. Yeah,

1:22:41

she got the title or whatever. Yeah. The

1:22:44

paycheck from it. I mean, Euphoria is what put her on

1:22:46

the map, though, right? I mean, with a younger audience. Of

1:22:49

course, yeah. How many seasons,

1:22:51

though, has that show... I

1:22:53

don't know. I don't know anything really about

1:22:55

it. I think it's

1:22:57

three or four now. I

1:23:00

mean, she's smart to be able to get her

1:23:02

boobs in a nun movie. Yeah. You

1:23:04

know, like you would assume it's not going to happen. No,

1:23:06

it's top five dried for years. But

1:23:11

anyway, it's in theaters today if you want to

1:23:13

see Topless Nun's Lab. Go

1:23:16

check it out there for yourself. That's what we're going

1:23:18

to call it. Yeah. Put that one.

1:23:21

A couple of movies being

1:23:24

getting the sequel version or getting

1:23:26

remade. Boondock Saints 3

1:23:29

has just been officially approved.

1:23:32

I didn't know there was a two. Yeah, I didn't either.

1:23:34

No. Whoa. Norman

1:23:36

Reedus and Sean Patrick Flannery will

1:23:39

return as Murphy and Connor McManus.

1:23:42

Unfortunately, if you're really deep into these movies,

1:23:44

you may be disappointed to learn that Troy

1:23:46

Duffy, who directed the first two, he's not

1:23:48

coming back. But

1:23:51

Boondock Saints 3 is a go. Also,

1:23:54

the never ending story is

1:23:57

getting a remake. Whoa. Oh,

1:23:59

believe it or not. They do the same

1:24:01

thing the age. Forty years old. now.

1:24:04

Yeah. And by today's Hollywood standards, that

1:24:06

makes it way overripe for a remake.

1:24:08

and that's what's happening. But this time,

1:24:11

the plan is to make a whole

1:24:13

series of films, because if there's one

1:24:15

thing Hollywood loves more than remakes and

1:24:18

reboots, it's franchises. The original had two

1:24:20

sequels that nobody remembers Self in Nineteen

1:24:22

Ninety and Ninety Ninety Four. May

1:24:25

I remember the second one? I watched the second

1:24:27

one area near. Those movies

1:24:29

don't last the. Test of time

1:24:32

either. like I remember watching him as a

1:24:34

kid and be and like this is the

1:24:36

most amazing yeah this. Is.

1:24:42

Really like a really that I want that against it

1:24:44

and I was like oh my god this is terrible.

1:24:46

Have a. Zone S.

1:24:48

I think that's the only they one

1:24:50

of the only reasons were I'm like

1:24:52

yeah, maybe they should read do it

1:24:55

now because. Some. Movies They

1:24:57

just were from a time where if you're

1:24:59

trying to get any one younger into it,

1:25:01

there's no way. Yep, they're like, come on,

1:25:03

give me a break. It. Looks like

1:25:06

I school project. Is such nostalgia

1:25:08

for that movie though. like within my

1:25:10

age group. Yeah, I'm. At

1:25:12

they say the movie actually got a

1:25:14

big boost in Twenty nineteen when the

1:25:16

theme song was featured in Season three

1:25:18

of Stranger Things and that's what kind

1:25:20

of brought it. You. Know up

1:25:22

Again and some Hollywood studios. And

1:25:25

that's when they decided to remake it. It

1:25:27

was a movie. The made reading books cool. The

1:25:30

things on his Never ending. So read

1:25:32

that one right now as. Well,

1:25:36

I don't even remember that from stranger

1:25:38

things. So. That they say

1:25:41

it was twenty brain was the three fifths

1:25:43

went right over me. I. Hear

1:25:45

something I did not have on my twenty

1:25:47

twenty four Bingo card. A

1:25:49

picture is going viral. Because.

1:25:52

People can't tell if it's

1:25:55

Bruce Springsteen. Or.

1:25:57

A female actress? I hope Bruce

1:25:59

Springsteen. A better be Bruce Springsteen.

1:26:02

You. Know Tilda Swinton. Yes,

1:26:04

Dear. This. Picture you

1:26:07

guys! I was flipping through

1:26:09

Twitter yesterday. And. This came

1:26:11

up and I'm like oh My. God. Tilda.

1:26:14

Swinton transitioned. Because

1:26:17

it was a picture of her with

1:26:19

her top open. And.

1:26:21

A male chest. Okay. And

1:26:23

I was kind of caught me off guard. Know.

1:26:27

Is Bruce Springsteen? Wow with his

1:26:30

top open. Increase resumed

1:26:32

his tour the other night

1:26:34

in Phoenix after taking time

1:26:36

off to battle peptic ulcer

1:26:38

diseases. And there is a

1:26:40

picture. Honestly, at first glance,

1:26:43

You. Can easily mistake him. For.

1:26:46

Tilda Swinton. As

1:26:49

crazy are wow. To.

1:26:52

Oh God. He's wearing a

1:26:54

plaid shirt that's unbuttoned about

1:26:56

half way down. It's

1:26:59

his packs and girth that

1:27:01

eventually break. The. Illusion but

1:27:03

from the neck up. You

1:27:06

think? He's that female actors

1:27:09

Tilda Swinton, She

1:27:12

has like a certain look like

1:27:14

I'm to set a masculine look

1:27:16

to her. I'll say that right

1:27:18

there's that's her Nurse Yeah by

1:27:20

my job. She

1:27:24

played in that Konstantin movie the

1:27:26

Angel Gabriel or whatever and that

1:27:28

is what I think he looks

1:27:30

Last. Ah,

1:27:35

And I think like even in that movie was

1:27:37

kind of like. you can

1:27:39

you not supposed to tell what angel

1:27:41

gabriel is just an angel right so

1:27:43

bruce is gonna like an angel he

1:27:46

looks different than he did see right

1:27:48

now if you see other pictures of

1:27:50

him taken that's just a bad for

1:27:52

it was a bass line on oh

1:27:54

yeah right video of him on stage

1:27:56

with that for their first performance back

1:27:58

and he wants Yeah, so

1:28:01

there's other pictures where he's definitely Bruce

1:28:03

Briggs. Yeah, like I think when they

1:28:05

were shooting the stuff for the Angel

1:28:07

Gabriel stuff it was always like very

1:28:10

white lit where it was like took away

1:28:12

a lot of features of the face and

1:28:14

I feel like that's what's happened to poor

1:28:16

Bruce here where it's just so

1:28:19

overexposed that it just looks like he

1:28:21

had massive facelift and

1:28:25

Is using filters but

1:28:27

it's not it's just someone's

1:28:30

camera was on the wrong setting. Right, and

1:28:32

he's in his 70s now, right? Yeah. Oh,

1:28:34

yeah. Imagine that's your dad popping his

1:28:37

top buttons off his shirt and He's

1:28:40

probably somebody's grandpa by now. I just know

1:28:42

how embarrassing I am to my kids Yeah,

1:28:48

I'm not out there like but then again

1:28:50

my shirt off you're also not bringing home

1:28:53

Bruce Springs. No, that's true. That's

1:28:55

true. You're like go on out there dad.

1:28:57

Do whatever you need to do dad. Get out there

1:28:59

dad. Pop out those titties dad. Disney

1:29:03

plus max Hulu Paramount Plus pretty much

1:29:05

every network has their own streaming service

1:29:07

these days and according to a recent

1:29:09

survey You know, we thought

1:29:11

there was gonna be a max on this but

1:29:13

America keeps spending more and more now the average

1:29:15

is 61 bucks a month

1:29:18

on streaming for the average American. That's up 27%

1:29:20

from last year when

1:29:23

people were paying 48 bucks a month. It

1:29:28

also found funny enough that a lot of us

1:29:30

think the content on these services isn't worth the

1:29:32

price and 48%

1:29:36

say they will cancel if it increases by

1:29:38

more than five bucks a month. Just

1:29:41

keep hoping or waiting for something to pop up on

1:29:43

there that you'll watch. Yeah, if you don't want to

1:29:45

get rid of it just in case. That's kind of

1:29:47

why I keep it. Yeah, it's got to be like

1:29:50

a fear of missing out on something. Yeah, like that's

1:29:52

absolutely right. You guys are talking about that gentlemen show

1:29:54

or whatever and so I started watching it I mean,

1:29:56

it's so good. But I like I had no idea

1:29:58

that that was ever coming out

1:30:00

on Netflix yeah and it's like okay well

1:30:03

there we go like this is one of

1:30:05

those things where I didn't expect it and

1:30:07

now I'm like see I'm glad I have

1:30:09

this you know but there might

1:30:11

go it might go by two months might

1:30:14

go by without me seeing anything like

1:30:16

that yeah no

1:30:18

you're right I'm constantly scrolling through and not

1:30:21

finding anything that really piques my interest yeah

1:30:23

and you'll watch anything and I'll watch this

1:30:25

one no I'll only watch anything on a

1:30:27

plane oh get it right I for some

1:30:29

reason at home I don't have the same

1:30:31

standards I much higher standards at home and

1:30:34

finally mr. Beast is creating

1:30:37

the biggest reality competition series

1:30:39

in TV history for

1:30:41

prime video it's

1:30:43

called Beast games and it's inspired

1:30:46

by his YouTube channel 1000 contestants

1:30:49

are gonna be competing for

1:30:52

a five million dollar prize which

1:30:54

is said to be the biggest

1:30:56

single prize in TV and streaming

1:30:59

history mr.

1:31:01

Beast will also serve as the show's

1:31:03

host he says quote

1:31:05

my goal is to make the greatest show

1:31:08

possible and prove youtubers

1:31:10

and creators can succeed on other

1:31:12

platforms he said Amazon gave me

1:31:14

creative control the control

1:31:16

I need to try and make this happen

1:31:18

so I hope I make the YouTube community

1:31:21

proud they haven't announced yet

1:31:23

when this will be released it

1:31:25

took this long for that to happen

1:31:27

he's such a success because so many

1:31:29

shows come from YouTube and yeah pretty

1:31:31

successful yeah and I mean

1:31:33

he's done this sort of himself he recreated

1:31:35

squid games and all that stuff and it

1:31:38

was like so well done I would

1:31:41

have thought YouTube would have tried to

1:31:43

do it you know for YouTube TV

1:31:45

oh yeah oh yeah capitalize on his

1:31:47

success there because he's the most subscribed

1:31:49

individual on YouTube with 245 million subscribers

1:31:54

this is crazy that is crazy the money

1:31:56

he must make from that is outrageous I

1:31:58

saw a video I guess I don't know

1:32:00

how he Mandel was at his house. I don't know why but

1:32:03

he was showing how we his wall of

1:32:05

YouTube Awards Oh Wow, which

1:32:07

was in the sanity. I bet

1:32:12

Yeah, he just got some kind of

1:32:14

new like trophy that they sent him

1:32:16

for whatever like a hundred billion Yeah,

1:32:18

there were like some kind of tiger

1:32:20

thing like it's made of crystal Get

1:32:25

they're like, what are we gonna make him now, right?

1:32:30

He's making them so much money, right? We

1:32:32

better give him a diamond tiger That's

1:32:38

probably the meetings they have in the YouTube

1:32:40

board What

1:32:42

could we do to make sure this guy Keeps

1:32:45

with us. Yeah I

1:32:49

have to assume too that they he must

1:32:51

make more than other people. Oh Yeah

1:32:54

off of his stuff sure like that They've

1:32:57

said hey listen normally we take 50% of

1:32:59

everyone's stuff but for you. We're just

1:33:01

gonna take five Well, right.

1:33:03

I'm sure you can negotiate. Don't leave his

1:33:05

own deal right there. He is walking how

1:33:07

I'm gonna down his the

1:33:10

tour of all his gold and Yeah,

1:33:13

now he's got this crazy other thing. He's gonna have to

1:33:15

find a place for him. Yep The

1:33:18

fun shway will be off but

1:33:20

this is his This

1:33:23

is just his office now My

1:33:27

god, yeah, well dude has a ton of money

1:33:30

we're gonna take a break when we come back

1:33:32

in just a moment here What's the horrifyingly

1:33:34

embarrassing way a woman ended up

1:33:37

naked at her church? How

1:33:40

did an Asian guy make the biggest mistake of

1:33:42

his life that cost him his legs? Guys

1:33:46

our video games making your dongs

1:33:48

soft They sure are in the

1:33:50

times of India all that and much more coming

1:33:52

up next when we return on Dave and Chuck

1:33:55

the Freak on

1:33:57

Dave and just a free Maybe

1:34:00

a bit of a shock while

1:34:03

Disney World is shutting down their

1:34:05

Star Wars themed luxury hotel It

1:34:07

is closing in September less than

1:34:09

two years I'm

1:34:32

so happy we don't have to hear

1:34:35

about it anymore Why did they do

1:34:37

this? Disney announced the closest thing It's

1:34:39

so stupid It didn't provide a full

1:34:41

reason I think you'll find that it

1:34:43

is priced outside of our range You'll

1:34:46

find $5,000 a night is too much? Can

1:34:49

we hear Lisa's reaction one more time to the closing of

1:34:51

the series? It's

1:34:55

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1:36:06

Yeah. This

1:36:12

he This

1:36:23

he it's

1:36:27

Yeah. Oh, we were favorite. Do

1:36:29

you believe you want to be used to this?

1:36:31

Yeah. This is the team that

1:36:34

operated all across the nation. We

1:36:36

can be happy for the way they did. They put

1:36:38

the name of the man in the day. First order's

1:36:40

a hot one. He's a way. He's a

1:36:43

way. He's a way. He's

1:36:45

a way. He's a way. He's a

1:36:47

way. He's a way. He's

1:36:49

a way. He's a way. He's a way.

1:36:51

He's a way. He's a way. He's

1:36:53

a way. He's a way. He's

1:36:55

a way. He's a way.

1:36:57

He's a way. He's a way. He's

1:37:00

a way. As the

1:37:02

one that blew his mind on somethingpop

1:37:04

goes wrong. Oh,

1:37:06

yeah. davidshukthefreak.com

1:38:00

crazy. Okay. That's

1:38:02

the mugshot of the day. Really?

1:38:05

You could put crazy in a photo.

1:38:08

And then spread it

1:38:10

everywhere as the definition of what

1:38:12

it looks like. This would be

1:38:14

it. Okay. This woman in Iowa

1:38:16

has been arrested this week after

1:38:19

police say she lit items

1:38:21

on fire on

1:38:23

a stranger's porch. Sure.

1:38:26

46 year old Michelle

1:38:28

Young faces charges of reckless

1:38:30

use of fire and

1:38:33

destructive devices, a serious misdemeanor,

1:38:36

as well as possession of

1:38:38

drug paraphernalia, a simple misdemeanor.

1:38:41

A judge set her bond

1:38:43

yesterday at $5,000 cash only.

1:38:46

She's got a hearing set for the end of the month. According

1:38:49

to an arrest affidavit, fire

1:38:52

and police responded to the scene.

1:38:57

There was a porch fire. The

1:39:00

homeowner said that her home security camera captured

1:39:02

a woman on the porch who lit something

1:39:04

on fire. The homeowner

1:39:06

said smoke was visible on

1:39:09

her ring cam. They found this woman.

1:39:12

She admitted she started the fire. She

1:39:15

told the cops it was her friend's house. And

1:39:19

also that she saw a sign

1:39:21

that said, which is welcome. Yep.

1:39:24

And because she was a witch, yep. Oh,

1:39:27

yeah. She set some items on fire. It's

1:39:30

what we asked. Which is welcome. Yeah. I

1:39:36

put it up at my house. It is

1:39:38

a well known fact. Yeah, you have

1:39:41

it up for sure. These

1:39:43

witches are welcome. Come

1:39:46

on over. Generally

1:39:48

they're big witches. Yeah. Well, they're

1:39:50

not welcome. Yeah. Like Lisa said,

1:39:52

put hot in front of them.

1:39:54

Hot. Which is like, I modified

1:39:56

it. I modified it. She

1:40:00

said she wasn't going to hurt anyone or let the

1:40:02

fire get out of control. She was just Conjuring

1:40:05

up some spells. Yeah, that's what

1:40:07

they do. Yeah And

1:40:10

she turned out not to be that

1:40:13

lady's friend who owns that house. Ah,

1:40:15

of course. No She was

1:40:17

taken to the police department. She spoke with detectives.

1:40:19

She said she'd been around that area for a

1:40:21

couple hours She was walking

1:40:23

and picking up Melissa miscellaneous things for

1:40:25

her spells On

1:40:29

her they found a car dandelion They

1:40:33

had a car's tail light on

1:40:35

her tin foil bark a

1:40:37

yellow flag Doctor

1:40:44

before she could have been act that spell.

1:40:46

Yeah, she was only a couple of ingredients

1:40:49

away Boiling

1:40:52

trouble. No roadkill Why

1:40:57

we're alive still They

1:41:00

say that she thought the home was her

1:41:02

friends who is also a witch She

1:41:07

sat down on a chair and Smoked

1:41:09

a cigarette and when she didn't get an answer That's

1:41:11

when she decided to go ahead with the spell

1:41:14

and she lit the items on fire. Yeah She

1:41:17

wanted some backup at first like She

1:41:20

also put someone's clothing in the fire.

1:41:22

That's probably who she was casting the

1:41:24

spell. Oh, yeah Yep

1:41:27

Damn But again, she

1:41:29

has our mugshot of the day at

1:41:32

David and check the freak comm and

1:41:34

if this doesn't say I'm

1:41:37

crazy. I'll see if I can find the goodner. I

1:41:41

Don't know what does I don't

1:41:43

know. Nope. No, I don't my

1:41:45

goodness you guys come on Have

1:41:49

you ever seen a crazier mugshot in your

1:41:51

life? No, what's in her hair? I just

1:41:54

think Nick I think I'm

1:41:57

living in there Just

1:42:01

some stuff for later. Yeah, like wearing life

1:42:03

split in there old drapes

1:42:05

two different types of old drapes

1:42:07

as dresses Yeah, I

1:42:09

mean to me she is like, um,

1:42:11

you know, I'm after a certain kind

1:42:13

of witch and this kind of witch

1:42:16

is Almost

1:42:18

like a Bette Midler. Yeah Style,

1:42:22

so it's like she hasn't washed her hair and ears.

1:42:24

Oh a long time. Well that and that's why that

1:42:26

knickknacks are in there Whatever

1:42:29

that is there that's just in

1:42:31

there. Yep. It looks like she was trying to maybe

1:42:34

Pick her hair or straighten it out and then

1:42:36

just left it in there I don't know what

1:42:38

it is Looks like she used something to like

1:42:40

tie it up and then it just grew in

1:42:42

there. It almost looks like shark's teeth. Yep But

1:42:46

is that the definition of crazy or

1:42:49

not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can happy

1:42:51

she is well, that's crazy Right

1:42:54

you can go check out her mugshot It's a

1:42:56

mugshot of the day up at Dave and Chuck

1:42:58

the Freak calm if you want to see what

1:43:00

we believe could be the craziest Looking mugshot of

1:43:03

all time for a lady if you

1:43:06

saw that on your ring cam. Oh

1:43:08

my Right

1:43:13

away because that God knows what he's gonna get

1:43:15

up to you know, she's about to light something.

1:43:17

Yeah I

1:43:21

think she's about to do some magic It's

1:43:25

not what you'd want on

1:43:28

your front porch no by any means

1:43:31

Alright while we're speaking of magic

1:43:33

here believe it or not one

1:43:35

of those magician Comedy

1:43:38

hypnotist guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah is

1:43:41

in some trouble. Oh, what did he do? And

1:43:44

you know by looking at this dude He's

1:43:47

a creep Look at that

1:43:49

guy. Yeah, it's a wild

1:43:51

idea to even start this life Yeah,

1:43:54

it is to be the I'm gonna go

1:43:56

to the colleges and hypnotize people into grinding

1:43:59

on each other I

1:44:01

get some crazy life to decide. I absolutely

1:44:04

agree, but this comedy hypnotist has been

1:44:06

revealed as an online predator who stole

1:44:09

women's photos and sold them. Robert

1:44:12

Temple. You're

1:44:15

going to give me your photos. He

1:44:18

managed to get a town

1:44:20

council to overturn a 40-year

1:44:22

ban on stage hypnosis. That

1:44:26

was his claim to fame, but he's now

1:44:28

in the headlines for a totally different reason.

1:44:33

He's been jailed for eight months. One

1:44:36

victim, 29-year-old Ellie Norman from the UK,

1:44:39

had mutual friends with him on Facebook,

1:44:41

but she soon found that her private

1:44:43

images had been used to set

1:44:45

up social media profiles in her name. Oh,

1:44:48

weird. She said, friends were telling

1:44:50

me about these fake profiles. They were really creepy.

1:44:52

There was lots of information about me that was

1:44:54

right, right down to the name of my dog.

1:44:58

Temple, who claims to mess with people's

1:45:00

heads, admitted to hacking and fraud. Audiences

1:45:06

for his upcoming shows have been just

1:45:08

told they've been canceled due to unforeseen

1:45:10

circumstances. No! So

1:45:13

far, two women have come forward, and

1:45:17

cops are reported to suspect that

1:45:19

more victims may be out there. He

1:45:21

hasn't been accused of using hypnosis for

1:45:24

crime? I

1:45:26

mean, listen, if he did... But he may have used other

1:45:28

skills from his stage show, they said. Really?

1:45:33

Like he pulled off some kind

1:45:35

of like hypnotist? Okay,

1:45:37

so I don't understand this here. What's

1:45:40

he doing with these fake profiles? I

1:45:42

don't know. I don't know. Like

1:45:45

all I know is the fake profiles that

1:45:47

I have of myself out there. Yeah. What

1:45:50

do you use them for? Well, no, like it's not

1:45:52

me, it's someone else, but it

1:45:54

just seemingly, it's

1:45:57

always just links to try and get people

1:45:59

who... might know me to click

1:46:01

on it and then unfortunately get, you

1:46:05

know, bamboozled by somebody and I'm assuming that's

1:46:07

all this guy was doing. He was probably

1:46:10

trying to get people's info or get

1:46:13

them to click on something they shouldn't click on. Or

1:46:15

he was like catfishing people

1:46:18

or something. Oh that too,

1:46:20

yeah. He had hacked into one

1:46:22

woman's Snapchat and those of

1:46:24

another woman whose images showed her topless.

1:46:29

He even used details of one lady

1:46:31

to set up a cryptocurrency account to

1:46:33

receive thousands of dollars. I

1:46:36

want to know what happened in that town

1:46:38

that had a 40 year ban on hipnits

1:46:41

as you know. One of these guys came

1:46:43

to tell me. They

1:46:45

were like that was crazy.

1:46:47

Yeah. The mayor's wife was

1:46:49

grinding on somebody and fake

1:46:52

orgasm everywhere. Yeah.

1:46:57

Yeah why? There must have been.

1:46:59

For him to get it reversed or whatever. Yeah.

1:47:01

Crazy. They're like we'll try it again

1:47:03

I guess. Is

1:47:06

it possible that you

1:47:08

could be at one of these shows and you

1:47:11

are one of the weak people

1:47:13

I guess that is easily hypnotized

1:47:15

in this and then

1:47:17

he could just later on be

1:47:19

like what's your Snapchat? What's

1:47:23

your password? Probably. You

1:47:26

know and they would give it up. I thought

1:47:28

you wouldn't do anything you didn't really want to do. I

1:47:32

don't know. Well that's what they tell us. Yeah.

1:47:35

I'll never let a hypnotist in. Oh

1:47:38

I won't either. No Chuck's been

1:47:40

terrified of hypnotists his whole life. Forever. They

1:47:44

don't need to knock it around. There's so much I

1:47:46

don't remember. There's so much I

1:47:48

don't remember that. Why? You are afraid they'll unlock

1:47:50

something that would terrify you. I was an altar

1:47:52

boy for way too many years. Don't remember a

1:47:54

lot of it. Yeah.

1:47:57

No I don't I don't need anybody

1:47:59

poking around. And then all

1:48:01

of a sudden you're like, oh, floods of

1:48:03

memories. Yeah, so it's

1:48:05

funny, just last month, that's when

1:48:07

he made headlines because he had

1:48:09

this town council in

1:48:12

this part of the UK to overturn their

1:48:14

42-year ban on hypnotism. It's

1:48:18

so crazy because he really blew it

1:48:20

for these other hypnotists because it only

1:48:23

took them one month to make them feel

1:48:25

like, yep, big mistake. Yeah,

1:48:27

exactly, right? Yeah,

1:48:30

he looks creepy though. Oh,

1:48:33

yeah, sure does. That's obviously

1:48:36

fakely dyed red hair, bright red hair.

1:48:40

Yeah, his hair reminds me of somebody or

1:48:42

something and I can't think of it. Yeah,

1:48:46

I can't either. I

1:48:48

just, I remember going to one of these

1:48:50

things in college and I was just like,

1:48:54

what are these fools doing? What

1:48:56

are you doing? You have to see all the

1:48:58

rest of us in school again. It was put

1:49:00

in place to protect citizens from dark arts, but

1:49:03

now that old-fashioned law banning hypnosis

1:49:05

has been overturned by this comedy

1:49:08

hypnotist. And what city was it? Bolton

1:49:12

in the UK. Ah, dark

1:49:14

arts. Yeah, that's wild. Never

1:49:17

again. The dark arts came to

1:49:19

doubt. You're a

1:49:21

master at the dark arts. You

1:49:23

know what you are. Actually

1:49:26

longer than that, almost 70 years,

1:49:30

his show contravened the Hypnotism Act of

1:49:32

1952. You know what

1:49:34

we have to do. 1952, we must stop hypnosis

1:49:36

now. A

1:49:39

historic law that prohibits public

1:49:41

hypnosis from being performed without

1:49:43

local authority permission. That's

1:49:47

hilarious. I put people into

1:49:49

a trance. There's like

1:49:51

one old guy that survived that was just

1:49:53

like, well there goes everything. Yeah, yeah. You

1:49:56

don't remember, do you? The

1:50:03

dark arts are bad. Run for

1:50:05

your lives. Everyone was nude. You

1:50:07

don't remember? A guy came to

1:50:09

town hypnotized everybody. Everyone

1:50:14

got naked. All those stuff. There was a

1:50:17

disaster. Oh my God. Oh man. Yeah,

1:50:20

this dude looks like a total creep. To

1:50:23

me, he just looks like all of the guys

1:50:27

that do this. Do

1:50:31

you think he was looking... Was he

1:50:33

catfishing people with these women's profiles? Yeah, that's

1:50:35

what Andy said. And I think that it's

1:50:37

probably a possibility. The

1:50:39

best bet. You

1:50:41

find pretty girls, you make

1:50:44

fake accounts with them. I mean, you...

1:50:46

But he was taking all their money, so... Right?

1:50:49

Yeah, well that's the only other thing. But was

1:50:51

he using the

1:50:53

women's accounts to take other

1:50:56

guys' money at them? I don't know if he

1:50:58

was looking for dongs, more so he was looking

1:51:00

to trick other dudes. Yeah, like, I need some

1:51:02

money. I need some money.

1:51:04

You know? Because the right witch

1:51:06

contacts me on any social media.

1:51:09

All my crypto's gone. All

1:51:11

my crypto is gone. Oh

1:51:13

man. Hot witches. More pens.

1:51:15

I'm just saying. Oh,

1:51:17

it's usually pens. You might have all 350

1:51:20

bucks in my crypto. Yeah.

1:51:24

There's the new big red, Jason. Yeah.

1:51:33

He's taking over for this guy while he's behind bars. Alright,

1:51:36

so you know how sometimes your buddy

1:51:39

can talk you into something really

1:51:42

dumb? Yeah, like you

1:51:44

almost went, you know, and ran

1:51:46

with the bulls. Right, yes. This

1:51:49

is way worse than that. A

1:51:51

university student in Taiwan

1:51:54

who had his legs amputated

1:51:58

in the hopes of receiving a $1.3 million

1:52:01

insurance payout, of

1:52:04

course, has now been arrested on

1:52:06

suspicion of fraud. Yeah. People

1:52:08

are trying this, huh? They just chopped

1:52:11

something big off. That's how desperate. Yeah.

1:52:14

A friend of this guy's from high school,

1:52:17

identified only as Liao, persuaded

1:52:20

him to do this.

1:52:22

Come on. I don't know. I don't

1:52:25

know if that's a good idea. I think you should do it.

1:52:28

Copy-chop. Come

1:52:31

on. 1.3 million? Give it a try. This

1:52:35

23-year-old dude who convinced his buddy to

1:52:37

top his legs off for this insurance

1:52:40

scam. Are they just holding

1:52:42

him up? I think this

1:52:44

is the buddy that... Oh, okay. Oh, my God.

1:52:46

I thought they were just holding him. Is this

1:52:48

Gary now? No, no, no. Okay, okay. That's

1:52:52

his buddy, I believe that talked him into

1:52:54

it there. The 23-year-old suffered losses

1:52:57

from trading cryptocurrency, and

1:53:00

he tricked his buddy into

1:53:02

signing a legal paper, obligating

1:53:05

him to pay him $800,000 of the settlement.

1:53:12

He told his buddy that gangsters were after him,

1:53:14

and they were going to kill him if

1:53:17

he didn't come up with the money. Man,

1:53:19

I would just be like, dude, how

1:53:21

about we chop your legs off, and the

1:53:23

gangsters want you dead. Why do I have

1:53:26

to chop my legs off? I don't think

1:53:28

a lot of sense. So last year, as

1:53:30

they were riding around Taipei on a motorcycle

1:53:32

at night, wanting

1:53:34

to present the claim that

1:53:37

his buddy was afflicted with frostbite

1:53:39

because he rode the vehicle in

1:53:41

the late evening. Oh, God. Just

1:53:44

days before that, he had

1:53:46

his buddy buy several expensive life

1:53:48

insurance, travel insurance, and accident

1:53:51

insurance policies. Oh, God.

1:53:53

They never look into that. And

1:53:55

after the motorcycle ride, his buddy

1:53:57

soaked his legs and feet into

1:54:00

dry ice and

1:54:02

then we committed to the hospital but

1:54:05

medical staff knew something was wrong as

1:54:07

they were looking into it. There

1:54:09

were no shoe or sock marks on

1:54:12

his legs. His injuries appeared almost

1:54:14

identical in each leg and

1:54:16

they were inconsistent with naturally

1:54:18

occurring frostbite injuries. Also

1:54:21

the weather on that night they said they were

1:54:23

out it wasn't below freezing. How'd

1:54:27

you freeze? 55! That's wild these

1:54:30

dry ice. Oh my god just

1:54:32

think of the pain of that.

1:54:38

The pain of that. Go ahead

1:54:41

bud put it in.

1:54:43

Switch. Do the other one. The only way I

1:54:46

could see myself managing to pull this off is

1:54:48

if my buddy

1:54:56

was paralyzed or something and

1:54:59

I'm like listen you're not gonna feel this dry

1:55:01

ice but we've got to freeze those legs right

1:55:03

off you're not gonna feel it. People

1:55:05

that do this are insane I mean we talk

1:55:07

about it we've talked about it before I mean

1:55:09

it happens more than on one

1:55:11

occasion where they just chop things off

1:55:13

for various purposes and think that they'll

1:55:16

get away with it. No because the

1:55:18

second if you haven't had an insurance

1:55:20

policy in place for I'd say like

1:55:22

years and years they

1:55:25

just instantly look at that and they're like do you know

1:55:27

that ten days ago he just he

1:55:29

put up just in case I lose

1:55:31

my arm claws and like people think

1:55:33

they're gonna get away with it they

1:55:35

don't yeah. But even if

1:55:38

they just if they've had a policy for years and

1:55:40

years they still look at the weather they still look

1:55:42

at the medical team still looks at the wave you

1:55:44

know yeah the condition. It's like

1:55:46

a horrible way to lose your legs. I can't

1:55:51

even imagine it. They say

1:55:53

Taiwan is a subtropical region so

1:55:55

cases of severe frostbite are pretty

1:55:57

much unbelievable. unbelievably

1:56:00

rare were you in the top of man His

1:56:06

legs were amputated just below the

1:56:08

calf due to his frostbite injuries

1:56:11

But they did report the case to authorities

1:56:13

and when police Investigated him

1:56:15

and his buddy they found

1:56:17

the plastic bucket that they used to free

1:56:22

The insurance documents the

1:56:24

box the dry ice came in eight

1:56:27

cell phones and a computer That

1:56:30

they used to buy the different policies from

1:56:34

Honestly though I mean that is what it takes

1:56:36

it takes someone who doesn't throw any of the

1:56:38

boxes away I mean they're the ones that come

1:56:40

up with this idea. Yeah, I Bet

1:56:43

he wheeled into the courtroom and was like

1:56:45

real cool That's Well,

1:56:56

you're dumb too right you're yeah, I can't even

1:56:58

listen Chuck I would be so upset if you

1:57:00

were in eight hundred thousand dollars debt and someone

1:57:03

was coming to kill you and But

1:57:06

sorry, I'm not sacrificing my leg I

1:57:11

Would be so upset that you would

1:57:13

somehow be dumb enough to fall for

1:57:15

that like how dumb is this friend?

1:57:18

He's so dumb. Yeah. No, we're like There's

1:57:24

no one really who should be who should

1:57:26

fall for that, you know what I'm gonna

1:57:28

chop my legs off You know freeze my

1:57:30

legs for my buddy Yeah,

1:57:33

that's wild. Well, we're coming up.

1:57:35

I'd rather rob a bank with you Yes,

1:57:38

let's go we'll just well start asking

1:57:40

that obviously you're not friends anymore like

1:57:43

that's done Yeah shows done. Chuck asked

1:57:45

me for yeah Insurance

1:58:00

signed up Dave for insurance. I

1:58:02

hope nothing happens. So nice. Jackie

1:58:05

bought all those policies under my name. Yeah, you wouldn't believe

1:58:07

how many. You were cool. That's

1:58:10

a red flag too. Yeah,

1:58:12

it is. Well, if Jason ever turns to

1:58:14

a life of crime, which hopefully he doesn't...

1:58:18

Depends on what crime we're talking about, but I'm getting

1:58:20

there. Yup.

1:58:22

Stealing... breaking into

1:58:24

a bakery and stealing baked goods. Well?

1:58:27

I do love a donut. This

1:58:29

is crazy. This suspected

1:58:31

burglar had

1:58:34

namaste in mind as

1:58:37

they performed yoga to

1:58:39

limber up before breaking into a

1:58:41

bakery and stealing croissants. You got

1:58:43

to get loose. You

1:58:46

could see Jason getting loose. I

1:58:48

definitely could. There's the video of

1:58:51

this here. This surveillance video captures

1:58:53

this 44-year-old woman doing

1:58:56

yoga and stretching before

1:58:59

this alleged crime the other day. She's doing

1:59:02

like a whole flow. She really is

1:59:04

out of her mind, right? Yeah. Like

1:59:07

you're completely gone. And then

1:59:09

you're like, I need a donut. Maybe

1:59:13

she was just burning off calories before stealing

1:59:15

the baked goods. The bakery was amused by

1:59:17

the incident. They

1:59:19

posted the video on Instagram

1:59:21

and added the music from

1:59:23

Mission Impossible in the

1:59:26

background. They did

1:59:28

catch her, of course, because

1:59:30

there's lots of footage of

1:59:32

her doing yoga outside. She was charged with

1:59:34

theft, burglary, and

1:59:37

going equipped to steal. Yeah,

1:59:40

she seemingly was in kind of like, you

1:59:42

know, like all black. Yeah. You

1:59:45

know? There were a couple of moves there I've

1:59:47

never seen before. I don't know. I think

1:59:49

she was making it up. Yeah. She was like

1:59:51

humping the ground at one point. You don't

1:59:53

see that? Oh, no. She's

1:59:56

the world's top croissant thief. They're

2:00:00

not that much guys. Yeah, yeah, no.

2:00:03

Better things to steal if you're gonna get into that business.

2:00:05

She has been charged with theft burglary and going equipped

2:00:08

to steal. She was released on bail

2:00:10

this week. I will say though, like

2:00:12

the gym that I used to go

2:00:14

to before the planet, it

2:00:17

was right next door to this bakery. And

2:00:20

you'd be, you'd have worked out and

2:00:22

you feel like you've accomplished something and

2:00:24

then that smell, that smell

2:00:26

would hit and you're like, just

2:00:28

hang on to pumpkin muffins. Bring

2:00:31

them on! The gym I went to was across

2:00:34

from a Dairy Queen. Oh! You

2:00:36

can pull right out of the gym and just be like,

2:00:38

well, that was point of the ride through. I

2:00:40

always wonder if that's a plan. Like

2:00:42

they're like, oh, there's a gym right

2:00:45

there. We should open some fast food

2:00:47

place. My mom was a big like

2:00:49

Weight Watchers lady for like the longest

2:00:51

time and her location was beside like

2:00:53

a Baskin Robbins ice cream place. And

2:00:55

you can't tell me that wasn't by

2:00:58

design. Intentional. You know, it's like, I

2:01:00

did great this week. I can cheat

2:01:02

a little bit. So that's still

2:01:04

there, Chuck. Is it really? It is the Baskin

2:01:06

Robbins and the Weight Watchers. And

2:01:08

in that box, now they've opened this incredible

2:01:10

donut store. You know, one of

2:01:13

those real fancy donut places. Oh,

2:01:15

no. They've got to be

2:01:17

kind of... It's all side by side. And there's

2:01:19

open a Taco Bell in the parking lot too.

2:01:21

Oh, and Weight Watchers is still there? They're still

2:01:23

going. Wow. And you name here, you

2:01:25

just go straight to your car. You

2:01:28

got to be like, run! Run to your guy. Run!

2:01:30

Dog, dog, dog to your car. They put

2:01:32

towels over top of themselves. Whistly walk to

2:01:34

your car. No,

2:01:37

I always found that hilarious that it was like, whoa,

2:01:40

like there's no way I'd make it out alive.

2:01:42

Right. Now they put a

2:01:44

donut thing. So there's Baskin Robbins, this

2:01:46

incredible donut place and a Taco Bell

2:01:49

all in the same pile. No. No. Okay,

2:01:53

I've got a question for you guys. I

2:01:56

bet there's no one listening that

2:01:58

has done something more embarrassing. than

2:02:00

this. Listen to what this woman

2:02:02

did first before you call because I

2:02:05

can't even imagine. You have to hear all the

2:02:07

details. I bet there's no

2:02:10

one listening that has done something more embarrassing

2:02:12

than this. Just

2:02:14

so you're prepared in advance, 1-855-954-6969 is the number just

2:02:16

in case. 1-855-954-6969 or

2:02:24

you can text us at 46969

2:02:27

because a woman

2:02:31

accidentally broadcast herself

2:02:34

nude to

2:02:36

a church. Oh,

2:02:38

it is. Whoa. Pretty cool,

2:02:41

though. There was this

2:02:44

funeral in London. Oh,

2:02:46

no, and a funeral? And

2:02:49

not everyone could make it. No. So

2:02:52

the church set up a

2:02:54

zoom where people

2:02:56

could watch it online. Yikes.

2:03:00

And this woman accidentally

2:03:03

broadcast herself showering

2:03:08

and more. Oh

2:03:10

my goodness. She couldn't make it to the service,

2:03:15

but she was getting ready to

2:03:17

go to the wake later.

2:03:19

Okay. So she wanted

2:03:21

to watch the service, so she

2:03:24

set up her computer right

2:03:26

next to her shower but thought

2:03:29

her camera was off. It

2:03:33

was not. No. There

2:03:36

was a screen set

2:03:39

up at the funeral so people in

2:03:41

the church could see who was joining

2:03:43

online. I know where I put my

2:03:46

chair. A

2:03:49

giant screen. Here's

2:03:53

the thing. She wasn't

2:03:55

only showering in

2:03:59

that shower. She did

2:04:01

it. She

2:04:03

was also trimming

2:04:06

her puke. I was going to say

2:04:08

that she's shaving it. My

2:04:10

goodness. Incredible. So

2:04:13

people said it gave off some real

2:04:16

OnlyFans vibes. There is a screen cap

2:04:18

of it that someone took. This

2:04:20

is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com. The story and the video, if

2:04:22

you want to check it out for yourself, you

2:04:25

can go check it out there. When

2:04:27

I go, someone does this. Shaves up

2:04:30

nude via zoom. Shave in

2:04:32

their pews. Yeah. I'm

2:04:35

going to be my pews. I'll be using my shower while I'm

2:04:37

shaving. She

2:04:41

only found out about what happened when

2:04:44

she showed up to the wake. Oh,

2:04:46

God. I never thought of it. Oh, my

2:04:48

God, Lucy. Oh, you're the nude one. Freshly

2:04:52

shaved, huh, Lucy? Yeah.

2:04:57

I am. How would you know? Oh,

2:05:00

we all know. You

2:05:02

guys, that is the most embarrassing

2:05:05

thing. Can you imagine, Chuck, you're trimming

2:05:07

your pubes in the shower and

2:05:09

it's all being up on a big screen

2:05:11

at a funeral? It's the most inappropriate thing

2:05:13

I could do at a funeral. Pretty

2:05:16

dumb to have it set up in

2:05:18

your bathroom. Yeah. You know, like the

2:05:21

whole thing. I know when you take

2:05:23

a shower and shave and not have like

2:05:26

the camera cover, like a million steps to

2:05:28

be taken. I know

2:05:30

myself, though, I'm always watching stuff

2:05:32

in the shower. So

2:05:35

I have like a little shelf in there

2:05:37

that I guess you'd normally put some soap

2:05:39

or whatever on there. I always

2:05:41

put my phone on there. You're crazy

2:05:43

because you've also gone on Facebook live

2:05:45

by mistake, too. I know. Pretty

2:05:48

sweet. People are in for a show one day. But,

2:05:51

you know, I've never

2:05:53

had to, you know, do a

2:05:55

Zoom call or anything like that and decided to

2:05:58

do it in the shower. That's

2:06:00

your mistake. Your

2:06:02

mistake is you were on a Zoom and thought

2:06:04

you were going to be able to take

2:06:07

a shower at the same time. But

2:06:09

I can understand wanting to listen to

2:06:11

a video or continue listening to some

2:06:13

kind of whatever I'm listening

2:06:16

to. I want to keep doing it in

2:06:18

the shower. I guess that's what she was

2:06:20

doing, right? She was listening to this funeral

2:06:23

service and wanted to keep listening to it and just

2:06:25

decided, oh crap, I got to get ready for the

2:06:28

wake. There has to

2:06:30

be different, like if you're on YouTube,

2:06:32

it can really only go so far unless

2:06:34

I guess I went live. Which

2:06:39

I guess is possible. It is, yeah. But

2:06:41

you have to know when you're on Zoom or Teams or

2:06:43

whatever those things are, you can't have

2:06:47

that on in the bathroom. So we

2:06:49

bet there's no one listening that has

2:06:51

done something more embarrassing than broadcasting yourself

2:06:53

nude and shaving your pubes

2:06:55

during a Zoom funeral. If you have, by

2:06:57

chance, you can reach out to us. 1-855-954-6969,

2:06:59

that's the number. 1-855-954-6969,

2:07:03

or you can text us at 46969. Someone

2:07:11

said during a presentation in college, I froze,

2:07:14

had a panic attack and

2:07:16

had to speedwalk out of the room while

2:07:20

my crush was staring on in shock. So

2:07:23

this story made me feel so much better

2:07:25

about myself. Yeah. That was the

2:07:27

most embarrassing, but they weren't shaving their pubes on

2:07:29

a church Zoom. No,

2:07:32

I don't think anyone's going to have

2:07:34

done anything worse than that. What's

2:07:38

worse than nude pube shaving

2:07:40

in church? Nothing. There

2:07:43

is nothing worse. And someone

2:07:45

was ready too. Someone was ready with, they

2:07:47

had someone else's phone and they got all

2:07:49

of the... Well, as this is going down,

2:07:51

I'm sure you can't believe it, right? You're

2:07:54

seeing this naked woman in the shower and then she starts

2:07:56

trimming her pubes? How did they

2:07:58

not stop, like... Yeah,

2:08:00

okay like so well they did take it they did

2:08:02

eventually take it off this Oh, they took the whole

2:08:05

screen down. Yeah, no one probably could figure out how

2:08:07

to get it off. Yeah, they just broke the screen

2:08:11

Breaking it And

2:08:14

then you show up at the wake that's

2:08:17

awful are telling you what they've seen Yeah

2:08:22

Again, but find that out if you knew

2:08:25

the person you have to call them and

2:08:27

be like hey listen Don't don't come to

2:08:29

the wake. Yeah, sure rather than

2:08:31

when they show up tell them yeah

2:08:35

Like you have to give someone the heads up

2:08:37

like you were shaving yourself Little

2:08:43

heart shape someone said the chief

2:08:45

technology officer at our

2:08:48

company was in an

2:08:50

extremely important teams meeting and Didn't

2:08:53

know his camera was on and he almost

2:08:55

did the same thing he got nude on

2:08:57

camera and got in the shower Tons

2:09:00

of our big managers were on this

2:09:02

call and thought He

2:09:04

just got fired. I was gonna say you don't

2:09:06

survive that do you know no if you're the

2:09:09

chief Technology officer, I think

2:09:11

it doesn't matter who you are. I think

2:09:13

you're you're done, but even more so you're

2:09:15

in charge of the technology And

2:09:17

you don't know your cameras on some of

2:09:19

the Chiefs are the

2:09:21

worst yeah, they have got their And

2:09:25

it makes no sense how Man

2:09:29

oh man Dakota is

2:09:31

with us we bet there's no

2:09:33

one listening that has done something more embarrassing

2:09:35

than broadcasting themselves showering

2:09:38

in a church Here's

2:09:41

Dakota. Hi. How are

2:09:43

you? Hey record record?

2:09:46

Go ahead, okay, so so I'm from like

2:09:48

a small town up north and we used

2:09:51

to I would ride to school with my

2:09:53

cousin And I was a little younger than

2:09:55

him and he finally got the

2:09:57

prettiest girl in the town You know he was gonna give her a

2:10:00

ride to school. So he

2:10:02

we're it's far it's like our drive to school at

2:10:04

45 minutes to 50 minutes. So he had to use

2:10:06

the restroom. So he goes in, knocks on the door,

2:10:09

she's still getting ready for school putting all her makeup

2:10:11

on. This was like 2004 2005.

2:10:14

So anyways, I'm sitting in the car

2:10:16

waiting. And all of a

2:10:18

sudden, 10 minutes goes by and he

2:10:20

like comes out from like the side of the house, not

2:10:22

the front of the house. And he's like running. And

2:10:25

he jumps in the car and he just leaves. And

2:10:27

I'm like, dude, what's going on? And he's like, dude,

2:10:29

I went in there to use the bathroom.

2:10:32

And I called the toilet, she was getting ready

2:10:34

for school. And he's like, there was no plunger.

2:10:36

So I thought that I could like wrap toilet

2:10:38

paper around my arm and like,

2:10:40

oh, my God, and like, dig it

2:10:42

out. But he said it just made

2:10:45

it worse. So he like, had even

2:10:47

more toilet paper in there. So he

2:10:49

just runs, he actually like went through

2:10:51

the bathroom window, like shimmied out the

2:10:53

bathroom window and jumped in the car

2:10:55

and laugh. Yeah, I mean, they're gonna

2:10:57

know who did it. Yeah, of course

2:11:00

they are. That is

2:11:02

mortifying. I could shimmy out any window I

2:11:04

want. But you know what's

2:11:06

happened. Someone

2:11:08

said I can't make this up.

2:11:11

But I drank beers with buddies and woke up later that

2:11:13

night butt naked peeing

2:11:15

on my sister's bedroom wall. She

2:11:19

woke up screaming, what the f are you doing? Needless

2:11:23

to say her grad party, which was

2:11:25

the next day, which was incredibly awkward.

2:11:28

Yeah. Yep.

2:11:30

Try not to pee on people. Oh, God, it

2:11:32

affects everybody differently. Not everybody's made

2:11:34

for it. You're right. They are. Experience.

2:11:37

He done the couch cushion. Oh, yeah.

2:11:39

I did it. I did and woke

2:11:41

up the next morning like, Hello. Last

2:11:44

night. Yep.

2:11:46

Yeah, you are that guy. Good day.

2:11:49

Dylan is in Royal Oak, Michigan. Hi, Dylan.

2:11:52

Penis Falls. Penis to you.

2:11:55

We're talking about this woman who

2:11:57

accidentally broadcast herself showering during a

2:11:59

zoom funeral. wondering if you've

2:12:01

done something worse than that. So

2:12:03

thankfully this is my cousin. So I went

2:12:05

bowling with my two cousins and my dad

2:12:07

and my uncle. My youngest

2:12:10

cousin starts to walk up

2:12:12

to the lane after my,

2:12:15

after his brother who's slightly older than him

2:12:17

is walking back from shooting. The

2:12:20

older brother decides to turn around as he

2:12:22

passes the younger brother and pants him in

2:12:25

the middle of the bowling alley. Oh

2:12:27

no. No underwear.

2:12:30

Oh man. He

2:12:32

pulls his pants down and then he fumbles to try and

2:12:34

pull him back up. So everyone

2:12:36

sees his Johnson in it. Oh

2:12:38

my god. Even worse is in

2:12:40

the lane next to us was

2:12:42

what I believe to be girls

2:12:45

from my youngest cousin's school. Oh

2:12:48

that's the worst. That's my last day. I

2:12:50

think I just walk right down to the

2:12:52

machine and I'm like, Hit the button! Hit

2:12:56

the clear, hit the reset the

2:12:59

pin! I'm under it. Yeah,

2:13:02

no, that's terrible. No, the

2:13:04

worst. Right. You got to go

2:13:06

back to school with those people. It's

2:13:08

insult to injury because somehow

2:13:11

I was convinced to go bowling. Right.

2:13:14

You're in the shoes. Oh my god. Well

2:13:16

that's why he slipped. Some

2:13:19

of that I was at a dinner with

2:13:21

former Boston mayor, Menino.

2:13:25

I thought I could squeeze out a

2:13:27

fart. Oh come on. But

2:13:29

ended up pooping my pants in front of 40

2:13:31

people. I

2:13:36

rolled out of that room like I was on

2:13:38

fire. But

2:13:40

the poop actually stained the

2:13:43

rug. Oh my god. Sorry,

2:13:45

that's so weird. I

2:13:48

might put my pants in here. I

2:13:52

might lay to play it. Like

2:13:55

something happened. But

2:13:58

you wouldn't take the chance of laying a fart. and squeeze

2:14:00

out, right? No, you're right. Why would you

2:14:02

do that in front of 40 people? I

2:14:05

don't know. You're so butt confident. You really

2:14:07

are. You are. You're way too butt confident.

2:14:10

And you burn. You get burned. You do get

2:14:12

burned. What have you done

2:14:14

that's more embarrassing than this story, the

2:14:17

woman who accidentally broadcast herself showering during

2:14:20

a Zoom funeral? Craig's up next.

2:14:22

Hi, Craig. Hello. What'd

2:14:24

you do? I

2:14:28

don't know that it's worse than that lady's

2:14:30

story, but it's pretty bad. When

2:14:32

I first met my ex-wife a couple months

2:14:34

into the relationship, she was giving me a

2:14:36

BJ. And

2:14:39

right as I was about to climax,

2:14:41

you know, everything kind of tightens up.

2:14:44

So I started to tighten up and

2:14:47

I farted right in her face. Oh, God.

2:14:49

You're a horrible man. That's love. They got

2:14:51

married anyway. They made it work out. It

2:14:53

didn't work out. But

2:14:55

they got married anyway. She

2:14:58

still married me. Yep. It

2:15:00

was love at the time. At the time.

2:15:03

Yeah. Amazingly. Now,

2:15:05

Matt in Beverly, Massachusetts,

2:15:07

yours is funeral related too. Yeah.

2:15:12

What happened? Yep. So

2:15:15

my friend, he passed away, you know,

2:15:18

probably about 25 years old. Now

2:15:22

it's funeral. He played out. They played

2:15:25

a whole video tape that we made, you

2:15:27

know, being like 12 year old kids doing

2:15:29

dumb things. Yeah. In

2:15:32

the middle of the video, I

2:15:34

was on screen. Well, I passed

2:15:37

down penis and balls tucked in. Yeah.

2:15:40

Saying, look, I got a vagina in front of

2:15:42

the whole funeral in front of everybody. Forgot

2:15:45

that was in there. And

2:15:48

fast forward. That's

2:15:51

horrible. What did you do? What

2:15:53

did you say? I

2:15:55

turned right. Red turn around and walked

2:15:57

out. I was with my kids.

2:16:00

mother, all my

2:16:02

friends, everybody I grew up with,

2:16:04

like, I'm the type of kid

2:16:06

that I, like, I

2:16:08

just didn't know what to say.

2:16:10

I left. I couldn't face anybody. No,

2:16:13

the most embarrassing thing I've ever done

2:16:15

in my life. Yeah. I didn't think

2:16:17

anybody was going to see that. No.

2:16:19

Right along with us. What the story.

2:16:21

I mean, yeah, right there. Yeah, right

2:16:23

there. For sure. That's the

2:16:25

closest we've gotten to this so far.

2:16:28

You know, I do. I think that

2:16:30

a lot of guys have recreated that

2:16:32

scene as like a joke,

2:16:34

maybe not in front of their friends. Maybe

2:16:36

not on camera. Maybe not on camera. But

2:16:40

I think no one would ever want

2:16:42

that to

2:16:44

be seen by the wrong eyes. Right. You're

2:16:47

only doing that in some, in front

2:16:50

of someone extremely special. Yep. That you're

2:16:52

close to. Oh,

2:16:55

man. That poor guy. Angie's

2:16:57

in Tampa. Angie, what was it for you? We

2:17:01

were on a Zoom call with the whole

2:17:03

entire company and a gentleman named

2:17:06

Jason actually did not

2:17:08

realize his camera was on. So he

2:17:10

proceeded to undo his pants.

2:17:13

And I guess he had to number two

2:17:15

because we saw his whole frontal. No, Jason,

2:17:17

no. Yeah.

2:17:20

And then he proceeded to tuck

2:17:22

it. I mean, nicely tucked it in between

2:17:24

or tucked it under whatever it is that

2:17:26

men do and sat down on the toilet

2:17:29

and exactly what you said.

2:17:31

There was someone in the actual text

2:17:33

chat box saying, no, Jason, no, no,

2:17:35

Jason, no. And then all of a

2:17:37

sudden his screen went black. He was from

2:17:39

Jacksonville in front of the whole company. He did

2:17:41

this. How long still

2:17:43

with the company? I

2:17:45

have not heard or seen from Jason since that day.

2:17:50

Jason went to the sky. How do you how

2:17:52

do you go back to work? How do you

2:17:55

know? No, he hopped on the railroad. Yeah. Thanks,

2:18:02

Angie. Thanks for calling it. Oh my

2:18:04

God, Jason. No! He

2:18:06

moved up to Michigan. Now he's working with you

2:18:08

guys. Yeah, exactly. His crazy past. Oh,

2:18:14

pooping on a Zoom. That's not

2:18:16

great. That's not great. That's

2:18:19

real bad. John is with us

2:18:21

in Easton. Hi, John. Hey,

2:18:24

what's happening, guys? We're doing good. So

2:18:26

we're talking about this woman that accidentally

2:18:28

broadcast her self-showering during a Zoom funeral,

2:18:30

wondering if you've done something worse. So,

2:18:34

kind of, but it's never been confirmed where

2:18:36

you guys can be the judges of that.

2:18:39

And first of all, the whole process of

2:18:41

calling in, I have to tell this embarrassing

2:18:43

story to your secretary dude.

2:18:46

Now our secretary dude. Yeah, sorry. You

2:18:48

got to get to our secretary dude before you get to us.

2:18:51

His new title. Secretary dude. Oh

2:18:53

my. Yeah. All

2:18:57

right. So anyway, I got home from work and

2:18:59

I was doing something. I forget what I was

2:19:01

doing, but I had some time to kill. So

2:19:03

of course I was like, oh, well, get the

2:19:05

old phone out and take care of

2:19:07

myself in the meantime. And sat down in

2:19:09

the living room, did such that,

2:19:12

finished up, cleaned up, only to look

2:19:14

up and forget that my roommates have

2:19:17

one of those motion sensor Wi-Fi cameras

2:19:19

for their dog when they're at home.

2:19:22

Oh my God. It's been no treat, are you? Good

2:19:25

boy. Good boy. Yeah. No.

2:19:29

So I've never confronted them to

2:19:31

be like, hey, you didn't happen

2:19:33

to get a notification on your

2:19:35

phone. Did you?

2:19:37

All right. I'm just

2:19:39

going to pretend they didn't. So

2:19:42

they've never told you you've never asked. You can't say it.

2:19:45

Exactly. Exactly. So that's where I'm at. Depending

2:19:48

on what kind of camera it was that

2:19:50

just make me make you feel better, it

2:19:52

only records so much, but it

2:19:54

just depends. Like it's just a little bit.

2:19:56

Maybe they only saw me starting the act.

2:20:00

They only saw you flapping.

2:20:03

Kevin's dancing with Justin. Justin,

2:20:06

I mean, that didn't make him feel better.

2:20:08

Sorry, I tried. Yeah, they only saw your

2:20:10

stage one. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

2:20:13

God. I don't know if that's

2:20:15

terrible stuff. Yeah, all the best, man. You

2:20:18

got to know where all the cameras are. Yeah, you

2:20:20

do. Oh,

2:20:22

my God. But if I saw it and I knew

2:20:25

it was happening, I would fire some treats out. You

2:20:27

got to fire treats out, actually. Well, it seems like

2:20:29

he was doing it in a pretty common area. It

2:20:32

seemed like it. Yeah, yeah. But I

2:20:34

guess if you're sharing a living room with people... You know

2:20:36

what? I don't want you to do it there.

2:20:38

Yeah, I know, but they're doing it there. It's very sharing. Yeah,

2:20:40

how about you do that in your bedroom? Yep. This

2:20:44

is... I can't imagine this.

2:20:47

My girlfriend and I joke

2:20:50

around sometimes where we reach

2:20:52

into each other's pants and grab their

2:20:54

backsides, the be-hole. Pretty cool. So,

2:20:57

in a store with my lady, I

2:21:00

reach blindly behind me, fondling her

2:21:02

ass. Stop. Then went

2:21:04

digging. As I turn

2:21:06

around, it isn't her. You go right to

2:21:08

jail for that. Yeah. This random woman started

2:21:11

screaming at the top of her lungs. I

2:21:14

grabbed my girlfriend, and we ran out

2:21:16

of there so fast before I could

2:21:18

be arrested. You're wanted. Yeah. You're

2:21:21

wanted. Right. If

2:21:24

that's real, you're wanted. You're the be-hole-fingerer. Oh,

2:21:26

my God. It's an incredible name. Make

2:21:28

sure. Please,

2:21:30

you're on the lookout for a be-hole-fingerer. The

2:21:33

be-hole-bandit. My girlfriend

2:21:35

thought it was hilarious. Oh, God. They're

2:21:37

different, huh? Yeah, they're very different. Well,

2:21:39

they do that, you know. I know, but

2:21:41

I mean, it'd be so wild for me

2:21:44

to have fondled someone else's be-hole in front of

2:21:46

my girlfriend. You're like, oh, so I think it's

2:21:48

hilarious? Yeah, it would be cool. Oh, that's so

2:21:50

funny. I believe it. My finger was in there.

2:21:52

It was in there. It was in there. I

2:21:54

got it right in. You know how I do.

2:21:56

You know what I do. Oh,

2:22:00

you don't want to be the B-hole bandit. No, my

2:22:02

god. I mean you're honestly you you're

2:22:04

going to jail Someone's

2:22:06

life is different now. Yeah, like someone is

2:22:09

like and then you know, I was in

2:22:11

a store I mean like it's terrible. They

2:22:13

had a terrible terrible terrible day. And if

2:22:15

it was in a store your own video

2:22:18

somewhere Yeah, oh my god Ava's

2:22:20

in boston. What's your story? Ava? Hi,

2:22:25

um when I was in college,

2:22:27

I was at the end of

2:22:29

a class and I had these

2:22:31

paper clips or safety pins holding up

2:22:34

my shirt And I

2:22:36

was having this nice long conversation

2:22:38

with my professor about like wow,

2:22:41

you know I'm really loving your teaching

2:22:43

style and as

2:22:45

I go back to

2:22:48

um Pick up my bags

2:22:50

to leave I start to notice like huh.

2:22:52

It's kind of cold in here Isn't it

2:22:55

and I look down and the

2:22:57

strap had broken on my right

2:22:59

side And my whole right boob

2:23:02

was out for the entire conversation

2:23:04

that I had With

2:23:06

my young male professor and I was like,

2:23:09

oh no. Well, that's why he didn't say it. He

2:23:11

was like a plus What

2:23:15

an essay wrote He

2:23:18

was like don't get fired don't get fired don't get

2:23:20

fired like oh mortifying

2:23:23

Amazing though. Amazing I

2:23:26

mean the only thing is you just you wonder

2:23:28

if he's gone through it before maybe Something

2:23:30

like that having a full boob

2:23:33

out is a bold move. But yeah, it's

2:23:35

very bold. Uh, jake is next in taylor

2:23:37

Jake, what was your moment? What's

2:23:40

up? How's she going? Hey, how's she going? Hey

2:23:44

All right, so I was up in roger city.

2:23:46

This is a while back. I was probably 15

2:23:48

years old So they got this floating wooden dock

2:23:50

out there in the lake And

2:23:52

we swam out to it and uh, I was

2:23:55

with my cousin There was a couple hot girls

2:23:57

out there with us And we

2:23:59

were sitting there talking. And.

2:24:01

When I switched off, that.the current to

2:24:03

slide in the waters. Something.

2:24:05

On that dakota of those of screw was

2:24:08

awarded caught underneath on my swim trunks and

2:24:10

pretty much just rip don't. Ask

2:24:12

me know. So they got to see

2:24:14

the for show. Not

2:24:16

special knots and by and

2:24:18

they thought was pretty funny

2:24:21

advocate my johnson and the

2:24:23

water was cold. Blooded.

2:24:29

Cold weather dives I mean like you

2:24:32

who you hold the Euro D down

2:24:34

there and there may be like he

2:24:36

was a better show them be realized

2:24:39

but road. You. Know

2:24:41

nothing but isn't the best? And

2:24:46

most new. Known. As not aggressive

2:24:48

or Jos in Port Richey would happen to

2:24:50

you Joe. School.

2:24:52

One day I went into was was

2:24:54

a bunch of pictures of a hassle

2:24:56

I just purchased the most of Brown

2:24:58

is mad all these pictures on my

2:25:01

phone and I want to shown to

2:25:03

my female supervisor. Soon. Of

2:25:05

I give her the phone and I told her. Here.

2:25:07

Check out these pictures of my new

2:25:09

house and just take the phone in

2:25:11

the head. swipe left you know and

2:25:13

she swiping last enormous When I see

2:25:15

the look on her face she'll miss

2:25:18

drops of phone and forgot that I

2:25:20

had a dick pic on there. That

2:25:22

can cause now you have no no

2:25:24

are minors yours or mine Animal file

2:25:26

for that or something. Yeah Moon secret.

2:25:29

Sure do! Look what happened.

2:25:32

You can hundred number. Of

2:25:34

yeah I get the jobs. You seem to

2:25:37

be a little more friendly to be

2:25:39

as not allow ha ha ha ha

2:25:41

ha. That was a humble brag. Yeah yeah

2:25:43

I'm a big one man he was

2:25:45

virgin Mary dude. We're.

2:25:48

Going to take a break when we come back

2:25:50

in just a moment year and a bunch of

2:25:52

the freak asked even Shock is up. Next is

2:25:54

a guy taking advantage of the listeners memory loss.

2:25:57

Is. one dude thinking of dropping his

2:25:59

girl her travel status and how

2:26:01

did a guy bang a mom and

2:26:03

the daughter without knowing it? We'll get

2:26:05

to all that and much more when

2:26:07

we come back in just a moment

2:26:09

here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

2:26:12

Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

2:26:14

The owner of a Mexican restaurant

2:26:17

chain in California enlisted a fake

2:26:20

priest to take confessions from workers

2:26:22

with the father urging them to

2:26:24

get their sins out by telling

2:26:27

him if they'd been late for

2:26:29

work or had ever stolen. I'm

2:26:31

a local priest from a local church

2:26:33

just down the road. Okay. Just

2:26:36

here to take my confession at the workplace. Have you ever taken

2:26:38

any money? How much money? Say a hundred dollars. One hundred. Ooh.

2:26:42

That's a five a hail Mary. Okay. That's a two.

2:26:44

I'm out of getting fired. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I

2:26:46

would never get you fired. I was like you get across me. You were

2:26:49

late to that. How many times have you been late? I say I've been

2:26:51

late probably like once a month. I'm not late. I'm

2:26:53

late. I'm late. I'm late. I'm

2:26:56

late. I've been late probably like once a month. But telling

2:26:58

you this is not going to give me a fire.

2:27:00

Not in any way. You

2:27:03

feel free to just let me know if anyone else is that

2:27:05

right. Of any of your friends

2:27:07

at work. I can't help you.

2:27:09

All kinds of stuff. They're always

2:27:11

stealing and being late too. And their

2:27:13

names are? Like that, that's diabolical. They're

2:27:15

crazy. I mean, I've

2:27:17

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Hey guys, it's Friday. It's

2:28:37

Friday. It's

2:28:40

Friday. It's

2:28:45

Friday. Oh yeah, it's Friday bitches. It

2:28:47

is. All right. Dave,

2:28:50

you're so lucky to be in jail right

2:28:52

now. There

2:28:56

is so much no. There is so

2:28:58

much no here. There's nothing here. And it

2:29:00

used to be it was seven nothing. Oh,

2:29:02

we should. It's crazy

2:29:04

out there. You should see it here. It

2:29:07

is insane. Like there's I'm

2:29:10

just taking a picture for you guys. There's literally nothing

2:29:12

on the ground here. I guess it all depends where

2:29:14

you are. Do we got to turn TV days so

2:29:16

you can see? We got to twist TV days. When

2:29:18

we walk into the window days. Walk

2:29:22

on those trashcan legs stuck in jail. You

2:29:24

can't see nothing but the four walls. Yeah,

2:29:27

no, it's terrible. Absolutely

2:29:29

terrible here. So we should put them on

2:29:31

a like a segue or something and have

2:29:33

them be able to roam around the studio.

2:29:36

Good morning everybody. I posted a picture of

2:29:38

the setup that we've got going on here.

2:29:40

Oh, yeah, it's real high tech. I didn't

2:29:42

realize how bad it was. Yeah, yeah, it's

2:29:44

super awesome. But

2:29:46

I guess in that big bang theory that

2:29:48

Sheldon guy, he basically had to work on

2:29:52

like basically a segue type of thing where he's

2:29:54

just like driving around like some kind of robot

2:29:56

man. That's exactly what we

2:29:58

have with TV Dave. Yeah,

2:30:00

just no technology. No, I'm on

2:30:02

garbage cans. Yeah, you're on garbage

2:30:05

cans Just tells you our

2:30:07

setup. Mm-hmm garbage can it was alright like

2:30:09

you do it Hey,

2:30:12

I'm not blaming you. I'm not blaming you.

2:30:14

Nope Just so you

2:30:16

know, they were looking for the fake butt to put you

2:30:18

on but we don't have the fake butt anymore Yeah, that's

2:30:20

all right Coming up here. It's

2:30:22

asked Dave and Chuck the Freak next Remember you

2:30:24

can always reach out to us if you've got

2:30:27

a question through email email at Dave and Chuck

2:30:29

the Freak calm Is a

2:30:31

guy taking advantage of a listener's

2:30:33

memory loss? Is

2:30:36

a listener thinking of dropping his

2:30:38

girl over her travel status? And

2:30:41

how did a guy bang a mom

2:30:43

and the daughter? without

2:30:45

knowing it That's

2:30:48

all coming up first though. This

2:30:50

one the first one's nuts This

2:30:53

woman reached out to us email at Dave and Chuck the

2:30:55

Freak calm She said this so I

2:30:57

moved across the country and I married

2:30:59

this guy about four years ago We

2:31:02

have a kid together overall. We're doing

2:31:04

really well But last year

2:31:06

I suffered a

2:31:08

brain aneurysm and nearly

2:31:10

died. Okay. I was in

2:31:12

a coma for a month. I Lost

2:31:15

the last year of my

2:31:17

memory But

2:31:20

overall I'm doing pretty well. I have

2:31:23

a couple of little problems, but much better than expected When

2:31:28

I was sick my daughter went to stay with

2:31:31

my mother-in-law in Texas, and we have since moved

2:31:33

to Kentucky for my husband's job A

2:31:39

Friend of ours got a job at the

2:31:41

same company, but works from home and stayed

2:31:44

in Wisconsin where we used to live My husband recently asked if

2:31:46

I'd be okay with

2:31:48

him sleeping with her Oh,

2:31:53

that's cool. When she came to visit Because

2:31:56

he says

2:32:00

I told her I was fine with it

2:32:04

before I had my

2:32:06

incident. Don't you remember

2:32:08

when you said I

2:32:10

was allowed, you forgot

2:32:12

about that? It's

2:32:16

devastating. We had a

2:32:18

huge conversation about me banging other women. What's

2:32:22

insane too is that I don't know

2:32:25

what would have happened in that year.

2:32:27

Imagine he's not lying and he's like

2:32:29

no no like we went I

2:32:31

was allowed you let me. I don't

2:32:34

know maybe you take a year off

2:32:36

after let the aneurysm. Yeah. All

2:32:38

the old before that are off. I

2:32:45

guess it teaches you a lesson you

2:32:47

know. I know your brain almost feels

2:32:49

but I'm gonna have this thing with

2:32:51

this chick. I have banged her

2:32:53

before. She says

2:32:55

I kind of felt

2:32:58

guilty at first and said okay

2:33:00

sure. Oh wow. But now

2:33:02

I'm starting to have second thoughts. Now I'm not sure

2:33:04

if I'm okay with it. Please

2:33:06

help. What do I do? How do

2:33:08

I stop this? Thanks.

2:33:11

I guess. It's a unique situation

2:33:13

here. You're learning something about getting

2:33:15

one of these kind of deals.

2:33:18

You have to have it on video maybe

2:33:20

even a lawyer present. In

2:33:23

case of any memory loss in the future. Who

2:33:25

knew that someone would lose a year. You don't

2:33:27

have a contract. You normally don't have to

2:33:29

make contracts with your spouse. I know but I

2:33:31

mean if they're going to forget. Like

2:33:34

think about if like times got really tough

2:33:36

at the beginning of that year and whatever

2:33:39

you decided to do to try and save

2:33:42

everything was we're gonna let you

2:33:45

bang other people. But

2:33:48

then and you were doing that. And

2:33:50

stuff was okay. And then someone just

2:33:53

forgets that whole year. Everything

2:33:56

that led up to it. Here's the question. If you

2:33:58

set that up before your partner. Has an aneurysm

2:34:00

and is in a coma. Do you still keep

2:34:02

banging people while they're I think I would be

2:34:04

like Do you remember we got divorced last year?

2:34:07

Well, you were in a coma. I did some

2:34:09

banging If

2:34:11

you remember you said it was okay, you told me

2:34:13

was fine It's

2:34:16

a crazy. I'll set her off at that point.

2:34:19

I think so, right? He's

2:34:21

got to understand that yeah, it's ground. Sorry,

2:34:24

dude. You lost your extracurricular banging Yeah, but

2:34:26

you've got to understand the woman you're married

2:34:28

to and have a kid with Has

2:34:31

memory loss after suffering a brain aneurysm

2:34:33

and almost dying Yeah, your dong doesn't

2:34:35

go to the front of the line,

2:34:38

but the dong doesn't care about all that stuff the

2:34:40

dong He's just thinking

2:34:42

about the fact that he was allowed to have sex

2:34:45

with other people. Yeah, he's not thinking

2:34:47

straight So it's like a worst premise than that movie

2:34:49

overboard Yeah Could

2:34:53

you trust your friend to call her

2:34:56

and say hey, did you

2:34:58

guys really have this deal before

2:35:00

I Think

2:35:02

you'd have to you as the

2:35:04

guy you'd have to know that she shared it with

2:35:06

somebody It's not something you just pick

2:35:08

up the phone and be like hey listen Mom,

2:35:11

did I say that you know he could bang

2:35:13

people or even your friend? I mean, it's a

2:35:15

bold move to let so this woman that he's

2:35:17

banging is a friend of both of theirs But

2:35:20

I guess if she still wants to keep banging

2:35:22

him she could lie, right? It could have they

2:35:24

could have just been cheating the whole time. You

2:35:26

don't know what the real story is You've lost

2:35:28

a year of your life You

2:35:31

don't know if you're not comfortable with it

2:35:33

then sit talk about it and

2:35:35

say you're not comfortable with it Mmm.

2:35:38

Yeah, yeah very she to

2:35:41

me It

2:35:43

was like easier than it should have been

2:35:45

for this guy to get permission again Yeah,

2:35:48

like she was real cool about it. Yeah,

2:35:50

because she probably feels guilty, right? I know

2:35:52

but he should feel guilty Yeah her she's

2:35:55

the one who's head. Yeah, I'd feel real

2:35:57

guilty about that coma You

2:36:00

ruined my life. And you and

2:36:02

your stupid coma, your

2:36:05

brain and your... Yeah, I

2:36:07

think it's okay to say, honestly,

2:36:09

things have changed and I'm going to need

2:36:11

some time to think about this. I'm not

2:36:13

cool with it right now. If I was

2:36:16

before, I'm sorry. And I

2:36:18

don't feel the same. And just, you could

2:36:20

say, hey, maybe I'll get back to that place

2:36:23

again. But right now, you

2:36:25

know, it's weird to forget about

2:36:27

your open marriage. If that

2:36:29

happened in the last year and you forget the last

2:36:31

year... That is... Yeah. I

2:36:34

guess it's possible, right? That is wildly crazy. I know. But

2:36:37

also, okay, so you're the friend. You're

2:36:43

the friend. You bang this guy's husband. Yeah.

2:36:46

And all of a sudden, it's now...

2:36:49

It's a problem. Like, you're not quite

2:36:51

as good a friend as you were. No,

2:36:56

it definitely affects that whole dynamic. Yeah, like everything's a

2:36:58

mess. You think the doctor told him he was like,

2:37:00

she's going to lose the last year of a memory

2:37:02

and he was like, not last year. Doctor,

2:37:05

tell me. Show me straight. Tell me

2:37:07

how we can fix this. She's going to completely forget about

2:37:09

that. Oh, no. And your whole sex life is going to dry

2:37:11

off. Damn it. You'll have to have sex with her again. No! I

2:37:14

hate to tell you. Sit down. I'd

2:37:16

better sit down. You're right. I'm not

2:37:18

going to. I'm not going to. I'm not

2:37:20

going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going

2:37:22

to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

2:37:25

I'd better sit down. You're right. Oh,

2:37:28

my God. That's a wild one. As crazy as

2:37:30

that is, that could have happened. Oh,

2:37:33

yeah. It's very possible. Like, you just don't

2:37:35

know. And I do think that a

2:37:38

year is a long time. A lot

2:37:40

can happen in one year's time. And

2:37:44

maybe stuff will start to filter

2:37:46

back. I don't. I'm not a

2:37:48

doctor. I don't know how this is going to work for her.

2:37:50

I don't know if it's gone forever or. But

2:37:54

boy, you'd have to have one of those books

2:37:56

like an Adam Sandler movie where like this is

2:37:58

how this is how the year went. Yeah, read

2:38:01

this Good

2:38:03

luck to you again. It's okay to say

2:38:05

you're not cool with it anymore, and

2:38:07

you need some time Don't

2:38:09

feel guilty to say yes, just because he's

2:38:12

telling you that's the way it was you

2:38:14

have to come to the same Conclusion

2:38:17

and I'm gonna write down right now my note

2:38:19

that if I have a brain aneurysm that I

2:38:21

did not agree to an open Reminding

2:38:25

myself didn't agree to an open Memory

2:38:33

The second you're in the hospital

2:38:36

it'll be a fever assert Lisa

2:38:43

has a folder called coma note No

2:38:49

one knows the code My

2:38:53

notes No,

2:38:56

imagine doing the opposite though hack

2:38:58

it into your lady's phone and creating look it says

2:39:00

right This

2:39:12

is such a tragedy says right here you love when I

2:39:14

leave my underwear on the Loved

2:39:18

all that stuff last year

2:39:20

you've changed Yeah,

2:39:23

good luck to you. Please follow up. Let

2:39:25

us know what happens here with the whole

2:39:27

memory loss open marriage situation Don't

2:39:29

you think she has to have like a

2:39:31

really long conversation with the friend? Chuck

2:39:35

if that friend is just fascinated with her

2:39:37

husband. She's gonna say whatever she thinks she

2:39:39

needs to say I guess almost like an

2:39:41

investigator you'd have to be like okay What

2:39:43

is the story from the friend and

2:39:46

what is the story from my husband and

2:39:49

if it's? Not

2:39:51

really right in lockstep, but then I

2:39:53

think something fishy is going on Here's

2:39:57

our next email I relate

2:40:00

to this guy on a little bit

2:40:02

I guess on some level but he

2:40:05

may drop his girl

2:40:07

because she doesn't have

2:40:09

TSA pre-check. Oh my

2:40:11

god yeah Dave will

2:40:13

drop it.

2:40:17

If Amber gets on any list for

2:40:19

some strange reason that's over. So

2:40:21

he says I love your show here's the deal my girlfriend and I are prepping

2:40:28

for our first vacation together and we've already

2:40:30

hit a big snag. I've

2:40:34

had TSA pre-check for

2:40:36

decades and she doesn't

2:40:38

because she thinks it's just a waste of

2:40:40

money. She gave

2:40:42

me the if you loved me talk because

2:40:45

I'm still planning on going through the

2:40:47

pre-check line while she goes through the

2:40:49

regular line. I even

2:40:52

offered to buy pre-check for

2:40:54

her but she

2:40:56

says it's about the principal. I

2:40:58

know this is silly guys and I'm not even

2:41:00

sure why it bugs me so much but for

2:41:02

whatever reason I'm standing my

2:41:04

ground and if it leads to our breakup

2:41:08

I'm kind of okay with that. Wow. What

2:41:10

do you guys think? Well I

2:41:12

know how this feels a little bit because it's

2:41:14

kind of like whenever we have to travel anywhere

2:41:16

it's like traveling with Lisa and Dave where

2:41:20

I sit down in the peasant seat

2:41:22

yeah well you guys go up

2:41:24

to the lovely tower and they come back

2:41:26

with the finest of drinks and the wine

2:41:29

and all that. We had a great time.

2:41:31

We had an amazing time. Here I brought

2:41:33

you a tiny little cookie to make you

2:41:35

feel better about your life. It's like I

2:41:38

was coughed on. Yeah. I got COVID.

2:41:42

Yes all over my pants. Yep. That's

2:41:45

some chocolate chip. Yeah.

2:41:48

Hope you guys enjoyed it up there in your

2:41:50

castle. Yeah we did. I

2:41:52

know how this feels. I thought of

2:41:54

breaking up with you guys. I'm gonna

2:41:56

say this to the guy. You obviously

2:41:58

don't really love this. girl no like

2:42:00

you think you do if you

2:42:03

honestly are considering breaking up with her

2:42:05

because of TSA Pre-Check. No that's crazy.

2:42:07

Yeah. Like I understand

2:42:09

if she couldn't fly or if she

2:42:11

was you know like

2:42:14

she had got into trouble with an

2:42:16

airline and they banned her from flying okay

2:42:18

you can't travel but that's

2:42:20

a deal-breaker. But really like really

2:42:24

you're gonna go through your

2:42:26

TSA Pre-Check and not

2:42:28

stand in line with the person that is

2:42:31

having sex with you on this trip. Yeah.

2:42:33

Like you're not gonna stand there and just

2:42:35

at least keep them company? I don't understand

2:42:37

her why she wouldn't want to just get

2:42:39

the Pre-Check like if he's paying for it

2:42:41

what is the like my credit card my

2:42:43

credit card picked up the you know it

2:42:45

was included as a sign of the power.

2:42:47

That's how you guys get to your magical

2:42:49

tower. Yeah. You have the credit card. And

2:42:51

I got Lenny and was like let's go

2:42:53

we had to go do a whole thing

2:42:55

in order but he's getting

2:42:58

Pre-Check. Maybe she's hiding

2:43:00

something. Maybe there's

2:43:02

a reason she wouldn't get cleared.

2:43:04

Oh is it that much of

2:43:06

a process? Well they look into

2:43:08

just like at the border. Okay.

2:43:11

Yeah. Like kind of the same

2:43:13

thing. There's some reasons that they

2:43:15

won't grant you that status. Maybe

2:43:17

that's what's going on

2:43:19

here. Yeah that might be. That could be a

2:43:21

red flag. Yeah. I mean there's no other reason

2:43:24

for her not to be like cool with it.

2:43:26

Okay yeah I'll do it. Yeah. Why wouldn't you?

2:43:28

You can do it. Especially since he doesn't love

2:43:30

her anyway. Yeah. Obviously. Dude you obviously don't love

2:43:32

this woman. Come on. Yeah but. Standing

2:43:34

in the regular security line is too much for

2:43:37

you for her. You don't love her. It's

2:43:40

over. You took an extra 20

2:43:42

minutes. Yeah. I'm on the flight.

2:43:44

Goodbye bitch. I have a feeling

2:43:46

this guy goes right. He's like just

2:43:48

try and find me later. Right. We'll

2:43:51

see. We'll see each other on

2:43:53

plane. Yeah. Yeah you can't do that. So

2:43:55

think twice about your entire relationship more

2:43:57

so than the pre-check thing here because.

2:44:00

Yeah, I think you'll get your answer that you

2:44:02

need the next one that came into

2:44:04

us at email at David Chuck the freak Com says

2:44:06

hey guys keep me anonymous. I just had a question

2:44:08

and Miss Lisa way

2:44:10

may have some advice for me here I

2:44:13

have this girl I work with who

2:44:15

always seems nice and bubbly but will

2:44:17

talk absolute trash behind your back to

2:44:19

the bosses She said she's

2:44:21

talked to the bosses about how good of a

2:44:23

job my wife and I do yes My wife

2:44:25

works with me too, but

2:44:28

she never has and always

2:44:30

points out what's wrong instead

2:44:33

of Talking

2:44:36

to us about it. She talks to

2:44:38

the boss. We've heard this from

2:44:40

a higher-up co-worker Anyway,

2:44:42

it's safe to say that my wife does not

2:44:44

like this bitch in any way shape or form

2:44:46

Which is completely justified because I'm just as mad

2:44:49

the problem is her boyfriend Also

2:44:51

works at the business and he's actually a

2:44:53

really nice guy He's always

2:44:55

bringing in drinks and snacks for us and all

2:44:57

the guys in the shop. He's a good friend

2:45:00

He says no Chuck not that kind of friend But

2:45:03

my wife wants me to talk to

2:45:05

the boyfriend as well because

2:45:07

she really hates this bitch Well,

2:45:10

she doesn't want him to talk to the boyfriend. That's what

2:45:13

it is She doesn't want him to talk to this guy

2:45:15

because she hates the woman so much. He says what should

2:45:17

I do? It doesn't seem right

2:45:19

I have to stop talking to a

2:45:21

great friend and co-worker because my wife

2:45:23

and his girlfriend don't get along Should

2:45:26

I listen to my wife and just stop or

2:45:28

would you say it's not a big deal

2:45:31

to talk to the guy and just Ignor

2:45:33

and ignore the girlfriend welcome to marriage. You've

2:45:35

just lost a friend. I Don't

2:45:38

know how he's gonna be Saying don't

2:45:41

talk to someone because I don't like their

2:45:43

wife. Well, I don't work thing broken is

2:45:45

that poor guy He's the one that's dating

2:45:47

the the crazy chick. Yeah He

2:45:50

probably hates her too Yeah,

2:45:53

that's a tough one though, but it's at

2:45:55

work It's not

2:45:57

a social. You're not outside of work. You're like.

2:46:00

Getting paid to be there. So and it sounds

2:46:02

like she's in a different area than him. He's

2:46:04

in the shop with these guys. We just starts

2:46:06

agree, I do. and how would I just think

2:46:08

that you don't make any kind of plans with

2:46:10

the guy I talked to? I'm at work and.

2:46:13

Whatever. And. That if she catches

2:46:15

you talk and you like asks him up to me.

2:46:18

And. Started job and. I.

2:46:21

Just went with it to seize the say I

2:46:23

am as to talk to him. I've ones coworker

2:46:26

with that you know, We're. Not hanging

2:46:28

our to for working right working together

2:46:30

would be awkward if I stop talking

2:46:32

to discuss a teller. That is whether

2:46:34

the railroad reasonable. To

2:46:36

get divorced? Yeah, don't do that. Just

2:46:38

let your wife know that it's not

2:46:40

legit. She's not fair for her to

2:46:42

ask that of you are next Message

2:46:44

says hey hey there guys and Lisa

2:46:46

I have to share this with youth

2:46:48

the my early forties. The.

2:46:51

Moved to Florida last year. I've

2:46:53

been single for a few months now

2:46:55

I'm going out more frequently and found

2:46:57

myself at one of the more popular

2:46:59

bars on International Drive in Orlando. I

2:47:02

met a group of lays out celebrating

2:47:04

their friends twenty first birthday. Now, I

2:47:06

generally do not go anywhere near younger

2:47:08

women like that, but the birthday girl

2:47:10

kept coming up telling me to take

2:47:12

shots with her. While.

2:47:14

We ended up fooling around outside before heading

2:47:16

to the next bar. After

2:47:19

finishing and while walking she said we were

2:47:21

going to meet up with her mom and

2:47:23

her friends. That. Gave me

2:47:25

pause. Oh. I. Mom nice to

2:47:27

meet you. Your daughter Disservice me. That popped in

2:47:29

my head. So anyway we go into this bar.

2:47:31

we meet up with them. I could introduce right

2:47:34

away to the girl's mom. We.

2:47:36

Started chatting in the whole time. I

2:47:38

realize I gotta play it cool. During.

2:47:42

This I totally missed. the mom asking

2:47:45

me how I been. And.

2:47:47

How she can't believe the odds of running into

2:47:49

me? Oh God. It. Dawns

2:47:51

on me later. How I know this woman.

2:47:54

I. used to travel the country in

2:47:57

the early two thousand for work

2:47:59

and would perform campuses and bars

2:48:01

doing stand-up, I

2:48:04

suddenly remember I slept with this

2:48:06

woman after a show near

2:48:08

the University of Central Florida. And

2:48:11

in that moment, I also think about the fact

2:48:14

that there was no protection involved. Oh

2:48:17

my goodness. My mind is

2:48:19

reeling. I start to think, oh

2:48:22

my God, what if? What if? No,

2:48:24

no, no. I try to compose myself best I can,

2:48:26

try and play it cool. All of

2:48:28

this must have played out on my face. Without

2:48:31

skipping a beat, the mom said, oh don't

2:48:33

worry, she's not your daughter. So

2:48:37

I have to say I was relieved that I spent the rest of the

2:48:39

night having a good time with the group and I

2:48:42

gravitated towards the mom because she's closer to

2:48:44

my age. The daughter ended

2:48:46

up getting wasted and got kicked out, so the

2:48:48

mom took her home. But

2:48:50

after that encounter, I think you guys

2:48:52

will agree, I have to put a hard ceiling

2:48:54

on my age range to avoid something

2:48:57

like this ever happening again. I

2:48:59

spent a lot of reckless nights on the road in

2:49:01

different bars and clubs all over the country, so I

2:49:04

guess I better be more aware. Yeah,

2:49:06

that's trouble. That's trouble. I

2:49:09

don't even know how the mom was that cool about it.

2:49:11

Don't worry. I know you had sex

2:49:13

with her. No, but the mom didn't know that

2:49:15

he banged the daughter or the

2:49:17

daughter performed on her. Okay.

2:49:20

Right? That happened before they came into the

2:49:22

bar. Right. A different bar. He

2:49:24

said, you guys make my daily commute bearable. Keep the laughs

2:49:26

coming. Thanks. One

2:49:29

of those eye opening moments for him, I guess. Yeah.

2:49:33

Your choices can have

2:49:35

consequences. Oh,

2:49:38

wow. But best case scenario, really. He didn't

2:49:40

bang anybody related to him, so thank God.

2:49:42

Right. So thank God.

2:49:45

And one more email to get to

2:49:47

here. Also came into email at daveandchuckthefreak.com.

2:49:50

This lady says, love you guys. You make me laugh. Have

2:49:52

an unfortunate morning and I have to share because I need

2:49:55

to know what to do. We

2:49:57

have a daughter, 17. She's

2:49:59

had a boyfriend for about a year. year. Obviously

2:50:01

I was that age

2:50:03

once too and I know sex

2:50:06

is inevitable but

2:50:08

this morning we had our septic

2:50:10

system pumped and the

2:50:12

guy told us we have to stop flushing

2:50:14

condoms because they float

2:50:17

to the top. Even

2:50:19

showed me a picture she

2:50:21

says kill me now. I

2:50:24

know someday I'll probably laugh over this

2:50:26

she says but I'm currently traumatized. What

2:50:29

do I say to my daughter? A

2:50:33

mom in Massachusetts who prefers 100% living

2:50:36

in denial. Show her the photo. Show

2:50:38

her the photo. You're ruining things. Okay

2:50:44

Chuck when your dad found out

2:50:47

that your sister was doing this how did

2:50:49

he address it? Well to be honest like

2:50:51

there was no way that my sister didn't

2:50:53

hear me getting yelled at. You

2:50:56

know so it was almost

2:50:59

addressed and then just everything

2:51:01

went silent because I

2:51:04

was being told I'm ruining the whole

2:51:06

you know sewer system and all this

2:51:08

stuff and I'm like I it is

2:51:10

not mine and when I start laughing

2:51:12

and stuff about it and then it

2:51:14

the wheel started spinning and then I

2:51:16

think my sister just closed the door

2:51:18

and your sister

2:51:20

appreciates the story being told over and

2:51:22

over again for the past 20 years.

2:51:25

Dave keeps asking. I keep telling him.

2:51:28

Even when he doesn't ask he gets brought

2:51:30

up so much. I feel so bad for

2:51:32

her. It's one of the most traumatic. One

2:51:34

thing she didn't expect this like she has

2:51:36

this moment when she's a teenager and it's

2:51:39

forever. Yeah a little bit infamous. Yeah

2:51:41

it's terrible. But did he talk to her

2:51:44

about it? I don't think he ever

2:51:46

talked to her about it. No really.

2:51:48

Like I said everything was said already. Yeah

2:51:50

his anger was already out there and

2:51:52

she heard it all. It didn't have

2:51:54

to be a sit-down thing. It's a father

2:51:56

and daughter too. It's just so awkward.

2:51:58

Yeah it's yeah. the

2:52:00

Bryster not equipped to

2:52:03

have that kind of sit-down talk

2:52:05

with my sister maybe my mom said something later

2:52:07

and I don't know but how

2:52:10

should she do it she's got to say

2:52:12

something because it's causing a big problem in

2:52:14

their septic system right she's got to somehow

2:52:16

she just has to say that things cannot

2:52:19

be flushed down the septic the

2:52:21

septic person maybe not say what it is

2:52:23

because really you don't want to embarrass her

2:52:25

you know

2:52:28

I don't know I mean I don't see you

2:52:30

in life I think you just don't know how

2:52:32

you stop it you're not going to right like

2:52:34

they're not just going to magically stop doing it

2:52:36

so to me I think you're just blatantly

2:52:39

obvious about it you'd be

2:52:41

like so I got a crazy surprise I

2:52:43

found out a couple things today number

2:52:46

one that you're sexually active number two that you're

2:52:48

flushing all the condoms down and I have a

2:52:50

great photo if you want to see hundreds

2:52:53

of yeah yeah yeah gotta shake it you

2:52:55

gotta stop it no could

2:53:00

you say like I'm I'm

2:53:02

proud you're using protection you're

2:53:04

doing yeah I mean there needs to

2:53:06

be said like you don't go and

2:53:08

be like well because we don't need

2:53:10

to use anything now yeah you have

2:53:12

to be on a stress that so

2:53:14

happy you're doing this but by free

2:53:16

to put them in the garbage that's

2:53:18

it system cost a

2:53:20

lot of money don't want to ruin it

2:53:22

and to be honest I think a lot

2:53:25

of the reasons why people flush them down

2:53:27

the toilet is they're afraid someone's gonna find

2:53:29

something in the trash yeah

2:53:31

right as long as you know now it's out there

2:53:33

and you're letting her know it's okay to put it

2:53:35

in the trash I know it's embarrassing but here's the

2:53:37

deal but I think you kind

2:53:39

of have to tell her yeah the guy doing

2:53:42

yeah so she has to tell her boyfriend no

2:53:44

more yeah and boy

2:53:47

so they're banging in the house a

2:53:49

lot yeah yeah put cameras up stop

2:53:52

them from

2:53:55

doing it at the house you put maybe one

2:53:57

of those signs like they do in some hotel

2:53:59

stuff please don't Plus the following. Yeah,

2:54:01

there you go. List of things. Not bad. Maybe

2:54:05

go that route first. See if it's not.

2:54:07

If not, you're going to have to have

2:54:09

the doc. If you ever want to reach

2:54:11

out to us, the best way is email.

2:54:13

Email at daveandchuckthefreak.com. When we come back in

2:54:15

a moment, what's the update on that thumb-faced

2:54:18

cop that slept her way through the police

2:54:20

department? You won't believe this. What

2:54:23

strange thing are door-to-door salesmen

2:54:25

offering in Massachusetts? And

2:54:28

also coming up, idiot criminal of the day.

2:54:30

It's all straight ahead as we continue on

2:54:33

Dave and Chuck the Freak. Previously on Dave

2:54:35

and Chuck the Freak. Maculan

2:54:37

men are revealing in a Reddit post

2:54:39

about the girly things they love. And

2:54:41

it's changed more and more through the

2:54:43

years. It seems guys are going more

2:54:45

and more girly and are not afraid

2:54:47

to admit it. What is the girliest

2:54:50

thing you enjoy, guys? Someone said I

2:54:52

have a real shiny forehead, so I

2:54:54

use shine control powder. Shine control powder?

2:54:56

Yeah, I never even knew that product

2:54:58

existed. No, I started using a shampoo

2:55:00

I'm not too proud of. It's called

2:55:02

Deva Curl. Oh, really? No, you don't!

2:55:04

It was a whole lot! Listen, your hair does look gorgeous. It

2:55:06

looks gorgeous to me and I got it. Deva Curl. I

2:55:09

love it. Hey, don't you worry about it. This is what I think every

2:55:11

time I use it. I think I hear Andy coming. Do you

2:55:13

hear him? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say

2:55:15

this. They do look tremendous. I've been using it for a

2:55:17

couple weeks. I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this. I've

2:55:20

been using it for a couple weeks. I'm gonna say this.

2:55:22

I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this. They do look

2:55:24

tremendous. I've been using it for a couple weeks. Yeah! I

2:55:27

thought you had a little sass. Yeah, I got a little

2:55:29

sass. Yeah, I got a little sass. Oh, damn! That's the

2:55:31

Deva Curl working. Hey, man. Whatever we're

2:55:33

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2:57:02

As we continue on this Friday bitches coming up, what's the

2:57:04

update on that thumb face cop that slept her way through

2:57:06

the police department? What strange thing

2:57:08

are door to door salesmen offering in Massachusetts?

2:57:10

An idiot criminal of the day coming up.

2:57:13

I'm Dave Hunter, it is time now for

2:57:15

a check of

2:57:19

the news. We

2:57:21

had some fun with this story when it

2:57:23

broke really because we couldn't believe

2:57:26

this thumb face lady was managing to have

2:57:28

sex with so many people. Yeah, so many.

2:57:31

A former Tennessee cop who

2:57:33

got fired for having sex

2:57:35

with at least six other

2:57:38

officers on the job has

2:57:41

settled her lawsuit against

2:57:43

the police department. How

2:57:45

much did she get? Here's

2:57:48

the latest on the story now from

2:57:50

News Channel 5. Let's take a listen

2:57:52

in to their report

2:57:56

on this one for us here, News

2:57:59

Channel 5. is

2:58:01

covering the story what channel that's

2:58:04

news channel number five

2:58:06

not one not

2:58:08

two not three not four

2:58:11

five news channel

2:58:13

five my god huh has it for us

2:58:15

here in the story of the thumb face

2:58:19

whore sexual partners hey you may remember

2:58:24

the eyebrow-raising sex scandal that rocked the

2:58:26

Laverne police department we first told you

2:58:29

about the mess in January of last

2:58:31

year the shocking details sounded

2:58:33

like a bad movie script made

2:58:36

national news as five officers and

2:58:38

then the police chief all fired

2:58:40

the city then found itself facing a

2:58:43

lawsuit filed by a former female officer

2:58:45

well tonight word comes the city has

2:58:47

settled the case with a hefty

2:58:49

payment our Nikki Hauser heard directly

2:58:51

from city leaders after

2:58:54

that scandal former police officer Megan

2:58:56

Hall sued the city then

2:58:58

tonight over a year later the city of

2:59:00

Laverne held a special meeting in which they

2:59:02

decided they would pay out Megan Hall $500,000

2:59:04

officially ending that loss motion

2:59:11

to approve as it is reading

2:59:13

here it took less than

2:59:15

five minutes no all house

2:59:19

all the house but we're

2:59:21

done all right motion

2:59:23

passes for the Laverne

2:59:25

city leaders to say yes they'll

2:59:27

pay former police officer Megan Hall

2:59:29

half a million dollars what

2:59:32

message is that saying to all

2:59:34

the other employees alderman

2:59:37

Dennis Waldron was the only dissenting

2:59:39

vote he's sending a

2:59:41

message out to everybody in

2:59:43

the world said come to Laverne Sue

2:59:46

Laverne because they're gonna settle the

2:59:49

city As a whole, now agreeing

2:59:51

to pay Hall but denying any

2:59:53

admission of liability. It's hard being

2:59:55

in the minority. this after the

2:59:58

story of the Laverne police.

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