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Dave and Chuck the Freak.

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Hello there. And

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Monday snuck right up on me. How you doing? It

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is the 8th of April. Thanks for joining us

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here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Everyone

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have a good weekend? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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It was nice. Yeah. It was great.

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I did so much stuff. I just, yeah.

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So that's nothing? God, I got

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so much done. And

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it was great. A lot of outdoor time.

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Yeah, my God. Yeah, picnics and just

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normal Chuck the Freak stuff. You know it. Packed

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to the brim. Are

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you all, is anyone doing

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anything for the eclipse today? We're going to talk about it

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of course later in the show, but is

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anyone planning to look at it? I'll

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probably be outside. No, I don't have the glasses. I'm not

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going to, I won't look at it. Oh, I've got the glasses. Do

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you have any extra? Did

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you bring them? You did? I've got

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some right here if you need them. You did? They're not

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like here, here. They're in my Jeep. Oh sweet. Maybe

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I'll take you up on that. In case I decide to look at it. We're

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not going to be able to see it though, right? We won't. No, we will.

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It just won't be full totality. No, but I mean it's going to be cloudy

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too here. What's the point if it's not full totality? Like

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it's close. Yeah. You

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can even put in your zip code. So, I'm

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going to be out there. I'm going to be out there. I'm going

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to be out there. I'm going to be out there. I'm going to

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be out there. the next one? I

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know full totality. I

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didn't realize that about half an

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hour away from me, where

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we have some friends that live, they're

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actually going to get full totality. We're

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actually going to drive out. Oh, you are? Yeah.

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Might as well. You might out, see what it's called.

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That's kind of nerdy for you. I know it

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is. It's shocking. It is shocking. You've changed your

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tune on it. I feel like you didn't care

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for a while. Yeah, I was going to say,

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because his friends are into it, so he's like,

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okay. Yeah. He just loves an event,

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right? Yeah. You're

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right. Yeah. It's at

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a winery, so... Oh my God. Why? It's

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about Monday night winery

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eclipse party. Yeah. I

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just need to change up a Monday. Yeah, it's not great. I've

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got to keep my kid inside. I'm afraid he'll look right

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up at that thing and go blind. Yeah, don't let him

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do that. They can't put glasses on him either because you

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just rip him off. Well,

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that's the reason I have glasses is

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because of that. So

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like Stella's school, they were

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doling out all these glasses to the kids because I

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think a lot of schools are trying to figure out

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what do we do? What

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are we supposed to do? All

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these kids, it's all they've heard about. And

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are they just going to go outside and

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destroy their eyesight forever

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trying to look at this? Just give them

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all the glasses you can and hope to God

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they do that. The thing about these glasses is

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you can't see a thing. Yeah,

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I won't do that. I'll

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skip the glasses. Oh yeah. I

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don't know. I'll decide at the end of the show. This

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is what I'm going to do. This is what I'm going to do for you.

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You might want to see it. This is what I'm going to do for you.

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What? For the low, low price. What?

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I have to pay for them? Come on. You know

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what? We can't be together for 20 years. What are

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you talking about? I don't know. They're

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a commodity though. They're a super

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hot commodity right now. It's ridiculous. He's a

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dealer. I only have one pair. I

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know they're top dollars. I

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don't care. No, no,

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I'll give you the glasses and then you

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can just decide. Like

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I said, I don't think if you're

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not in the full totality, you're not

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getting the experience that all of these

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people are. I

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mean, it's something. Where's the website, Dave,

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to find out what's happening

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where it lives? We're putting it up

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at daveandchokeforfreak.com. Oh, okay. I'll just do that.

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That's good. Or just the whole page of

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stuff for you to check out. I think

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312 is when it's

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supposed to happen around these parts.

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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've got stuff going

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on. It's like the world goes on, even though there's

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an eclipse, you know, you got some people warning that's

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going to open up all these fault lines and that's

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why we're having a I know, I know, I know

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it's not real. I know it's not real. I

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don't care what people are wanting. It's ridiculous. But,

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you know, like I've got softball. I

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got to go to softball. I

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don't have anything at that time. I've got them free.

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Yeah, afternoons are usually pretty non-action packed.

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I really got a lot going on about 312. So,

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look, I put it in right here where the station

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is and that shows you exactly it'll be 99% and

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the time that you do that. Yeah.

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So, like the fact that there's even like a sliver

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of the sun out there still

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showing means we aren't going to see

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like the coronal stuff. It'll

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be too bright. It'll be too bright. So

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that's the reason

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to drive out to the winery. Yeah,

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you'll see the full, I'll see

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a full eclipse. Not

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for long. Like only I think. What

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do you do as the eclipse? Do you

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all of you guys start banging or something?

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Yeah, exactly. Like everybody starts banging. That's all

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I do with all my friends. I just

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press X with all my friends. I don't

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know. You got

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to come and do darkness, right? Just swap partners at

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that. I don't know. Okay, seriously.

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I just decided to do this last

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night. said hey we're just gonna

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hang out here and we're like yeah well why

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not it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing for some people what

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they said the next time will be 2044 yeah

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we'll make it to then probably not gosh I

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hope so Ken is with us here

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in Fort Myers hi Ken you had a comment okay

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yeah okay my guess is that

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now they they've done some way

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back over on Friday nothing will work

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while we're here with you back as

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well I guess what happens looks like

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you know what here's my

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new thing I'm not gonna work unless

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it works how about that my

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new oh really it's just got no

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little ones by I'm not gonna work

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I don't have the you know

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the training make sure they switch all

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this anyway so thanks for calling it should

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have a phone call we can't take any

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more time off Dave no no

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but we will we will

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take too much time off okay so let's move

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on to a glass of wine now drink

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Monday wine

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time this

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is kind of brilliant should work it should be working

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someone in Russia lost

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their husky so they

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used a drone to find it huskies

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will take off well didn't we talk

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about this year there's a guy who's like

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searching for your pets with the drone so

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yeah but this one

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was just chillin with some Russian bears

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hello how are you we

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found your pets We

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want back Russian Bears just really

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bears. Yeah, I don't want my dogging

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it Hello,

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so there's the dog. There's the husky, right? Found

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a new group of friends. It's like you are tiny

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bear That

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looks like mom at the front boy those

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are you Hello,

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I love you Lucky

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befriended them Cubs

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love him Maybe

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just fast enough to get away from their vicious

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bite There's

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some weird connection between bears and dogs I saw

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this video of this guy who had a bunch

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of huskies up in Alaska and Polar

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bears came and visited the huskies that were tied

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up outside and they all just hung out Yeah,

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cuz you'd think of a polar bear like its

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first instinct is to kill Yeah, cuz it'll it's

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like one that is like oh a human delicious

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Kill it they said they have some kind of

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unspoken language because you could tell by their body

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language that they were in like play mode That's

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neat Yeah Like the dogs could read that so

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the dogs got in play mode and then they

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all like rolled around together in the snow And

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huh? Yeah, I just don't know You

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know How

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you get that dog back when it's a part of

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the family or whatever, yeah, how do you come on?

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Without them eating you yeah, yeah, he probably

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got to be tough, but he was having

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a blast Why would

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he come home? You

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guys are very big dogs. Yeah Looks

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like he was He found some

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new people to be with but yeah, it's

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like they found him on the drone They're like, but yeah,

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we don't know what to do now. I don't

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think that we can get him back from the bear.

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No He's there forever.

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I know some humans still haven't cured cancer

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or found a way to keep takeout french

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fries from getting soggy But some things like

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air travel are pretty incredible when you sit

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down and think about it. Someone

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asked the internet What's

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something that just makes you go who the

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hell figured this out? Hmm,

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and here are some of the things that people suggested coffee

10:27

You know like for example someone thought this

10:29

berry tastes horrible maybe

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if I pull the seed out and Set

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it on fire for a bit and

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then grind it up and run

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hot water through it. I don't

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drink it Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think

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that's how bad people were desperate for

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flavors Yeah, they were bad

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flavors. They just tried anything then and hope something

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would stick Well, that's what fascinates me about olden

10:52

times is like they would go a place and

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somebody would be like This is salt and pepper

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and they'd be like, oh And

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then they'd be the richest man

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exactly that's in spices. Yeah like

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a billionaire. Yeah Yeah,

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I never think of that. You know,

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my brain is always like that doesn't make

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sense. Why why that doesn't make sense I

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never go Well,

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who was like the first, you

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know caveman to be like, I

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don't know I'm gonna rub these sticks

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No and hope to God a fire

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starts Yeah, it was like the

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Elon Musk of caveman or something like that every

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once in a while There's like one smart one

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of us the rest of us are

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just real dumb And

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the one smart person right figures it

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out. That's all we've got this question

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gets me with milk Like

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who was the first person to do that? Yeah,

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they were just really real sick. Yeah Yeah,

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that's it. I'm like, hand a little

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pervy. Something

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else that made people think, who the heck figured that

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out? The people that deciphered between

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mushrooms. Oh, yeah.

12:11

Like this one killed Fred. Yeah, they must have. There

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must have been a lot of that. This one made

12:16

me rip out for three days. There's a lot of

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that. This one's good with steak. Yeah. There

12:21

was a lot of that. There's all sorts of

12:23

different mushrooms. Go ahead, Fred. Your turn. Yeah. Oh,

12:26

no. Yeah.

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Uh-oh. Fred had to

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take the fall. Because some of them look

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like, oh, this should be delicious. And it

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kills you. And then some look scary.

12:38

And there's nothing wrong with them.

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So mushrooms.

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Mushrooms. Record players. Someone

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said, someone decided to turn

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micro squiggles on vinyl into

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perfect reproductions of people's voices

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and instruments. We could probably

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look that one up on Google, though. Probably

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figure out who that was. Had

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to be a root. Pretty remarkable. It was

13:04

probably a person. Yeah. Yeah,

13:07

I guess. We probably

13:09

came from those old music boxes where there

13:11

were like pegs, almost. Oh, yeah. Where they

13:13

would have those pianos inside like a saloon

13:15

and they would just play or whatever. Weird.

13:20

Must have seemed like witchcraft at first. Oh, yeah.

13:22

I'm sure. There's this singing voices coming out of

13:25

that. Anything to do with

13:27

astronomy. Someone said, who figured that

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out? Yeah. Mass and planet. Yeah,

13:31

the Sumerians. Yeah, the Sumerians. The stars. Yeah.

13:34

Long time. Location of black holes. And then we

13:36

forgot about it for a long, long time. Yep.

13:39

Then we started to remember again. Those crazy

13:42

Sumerians. Yep. MRIs. Someone

13:44

said, as a med student, I

13:47

was briefly taught how these things work and

13:50

thought, oh my god, how the hell did anyone think about this?

13:56

Yeah, I mean, it's wild. I'm

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watching another video. of how metal gets sucked

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into MRI machines too. Holy hell. Move.

14:04

You can't have any metal near you. No.

14:07

One time we should put all the metal in there. See

14:10

what happens? Yeah. Just

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because it'd be cool. What do you think?

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Record it. Could be cool.

14:17

Computing in general makes

14:21

people think, who the heck figured that out? The

14:23

idea of converting physical

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stimuli into code. Aliens.

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It crashed ships

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on purpose so that we were to cover

14:33

parts. Fiber optics came from them. Sure

14:35

did. It's not a night vision technology. It was

14:38

a camouflage. Soon to come. It's

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them. I hope you know that. Yeah,

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we sure did. Yeah, we sure did. Like a giant jump right

14:44

after a 40-shot. It is wild, right? Yeah,

14:46

it sure is. It sure is. It's

14:49

going to take a while. It's going to take a while. It's

14:51

going to take a while. It's going to take a while. It's

14:53

going to take a while. It's going to take a while. It's

14:55

going to take a while. All we want to do is build

14:57

AI, which is going to take over everything. Why?

15:01

Why? Why do we? I don't

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know what's happened to me lately. I think it's just I spent

15:05

too much time with you guys. Honestly,

15:08

I fall into these holes. And now

15:10

I'm seeing why I think I'm getting

15:12

targeted on social media with all the

15:14

conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah. Well, it's

15:17

bad. It's bad, you guys. Uh-oh. Your

15:19

phone can tell that you've just been hanging out.

15:23

Yeah, this is what you want to see. And look it. Yeah.

15:27

When someone hangs out in their basement as

15:29

long as you have these last few

15:32

weeks. That's part of

15:34

the problem. That's when you start

15:36

to get targeted. Yeah.

15:38

Those things because they know you're

15:40

just sitting there like they assume

15:42

you've got a map. You've

15:45

got a plan. You're on everywhere. Yeah. They

15:47

know how long he's been on there like

15:49

diving in. It's good that you're going out

15:52

to the winery today. Yeah. That's it. That's

15:55

part of the reason. I've been leaving

15:57

the house. I'm not

15:59

motivated. to do anything. Yeah. Look at

16:02

the phone. Don't read anything. I'm a

16:04

bitch. No, but the stuff that's been coming

16:06

up, especially with the eclipse. I told you.

16:09

The earthquakes and volcanoes. I know. Oh

16:11

my God. Look out. It's

16:13

amazing. Never do bearded men

16:15

make more video content that

16:17

gets successful. Yeah, exactly. Like

16:21

I need to get it. If my beard was

16:23

wilder, I could really make some money right now.

16:25

Yeah. You know? So

16:27

you can mess it up and then just cross

16:29

your eyes and say some stuff about the eclipse.

16:31

Real crazy. Yep. Dave,

16:33

are you seeing this stuff on X or where are you seeing

16:35

it? Mainly. Some of

16:38

it sneaks into Facebook. I don't really spend a ton of time

16:40

on Facebook though. Oh yeah. But a lot of it's

16:42

on X. And I realized though, it was my mistake.

16:46

I was under the show for

16:48

you or following, right? Oh yeah. I

16:50

was under for you. Yeah. That's

16:53

it. So I was seeing it just a ton of crazy. Yeah.

16:55

I mean, I've collected just the stuff I'm following. Yeah.

16:58

They were trying to change your mind about

17:00

things. Like did you know NASA has a

17:03

whole parking lot filled with cars with no

17:05

computers in them? No. Why

17:08

do they have that? Well, you know why. Because they

17:10

think that something's going to shut down all the computers

17:12

and they're going to have them. Remember

17:14

the blackout? You're a bad person to get

17:16

involved in this because there is

17:18

no, you believe every single thing that

17:20

you see. No, that's not true. Yeah, that's

17:23

not true. No, it is. I believe

17:25

a lot more. No, I realize. I'm pretending

17:27

on the show, but you always

17:29

are like, this is true guys. And I'm like, maybe

17:32

it's not true. Yeah. Sometimes you

17:34

got to pretend to be gullible to keep things going. But

17:37

other times you

17:39

realize what's happening, right?

17:41

Yeah, sure. And

17:44

what I also have realized is the amount

17:46

of fake stuff that

17:49

people put out there that people

17:51

do believe. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That

17:54

has got to be at a record high now. Well,

17:56

I'll say this. The people that realize I'll put this

17:58

out there and say it's this. and

18:00

then I'll get a ton of clicks. I

18:03

could go home today, mess

18:05

my beard up, get

18:08

the right hat on, put on

18:10

my certain vest I

18:12

have, and then I could make

18:14

a video and there will be

18:16

someone out there that will

18:19

fight for

18:22

everything inside of them to

18:25

tell everyone that what I said was true. Yeah, they

18:27

will get it out there for you. And

18:30

that's just life, that's just life. And

18:32

that's the world that we're living in. I

18:35

got off of X because of, I

18:38

mean, a lot of different reasons, but it was just, there's

18:40

like that world and then there's like the real

18:42

world. There's like stuff that's going on in X

18:45

that you would never hear about. There's fights and

18:47

people and people are pissed and this is such

18:49

a toxic place. And when you get off, you

18:51

go, oh, and the whole world doesn't revolve

18:53

around what's said on there. Yeah, all the different heavens, whenever

18:55

I go on X and like my feet, it's just like

18:58

Elon Musk being like, we're doing so great at X. We're

19:02

doing so great, look at the traffic. Just

19:06

trying to convince the message that he hasn't made the

19:08

biggest mistake of his life. For

19:10

me, part of the problem is, we talk about a lot

19:12

of it. No, you have to be on there for the

19:14

show. I

19:19

often think, well, how are they letting all

19:21

this fake stuff go and not saying anything

19:23

because it's more successful than the real stuff.

19:26

It's more successful. People are checking out. That's

19:28

why they're on those platforms. But

19:31

it does get tiresome. Like I even

19:33

all of the UFO stuff that I was

19:35

always into on X and all that stuff,

19:38

everyone just started fighting so much with each

19:40

other that it was kind of like,

19:43

call me when something actually happens. I'm

19:46

just gonna stay out of this

19:48

whole thing. Cause you know, like one person,

19:50

there's all sorts of sides you have to

19:52

take and all sorts and it's like, why

19:54

do we have to take

19:57

a bunch of sides all the time? You know, and

19:59

like, why do something? people they have to

20:01

tear down another side and

20:03

everything that way. Everything.

20:06

You can't even like like the Tigers right. Oh

20:08

I know that's right. I heard about like some

20:10

controversy and people pissed on there and I'm like

20:12

well I didn't even know that that was a

20:14

thing you know what I mean like I'm like

20:16

that I'm just living my life going that whatever

20:18

I don't care about that but you go on

20:21

there and you're like wow everyone's really pissed about

20:23

the way they celebrate home runs. Oh yeah

20:25

yeah no I know. And

20:28

it's like that you can't. Like

20:30

they're celebrating a home run. Yeah. What

20:33

is this a thing? They're promoting those

20:35

eager people. Listen

20:39

whatever they do it is dumb.

20:41

Yeah. However whatever they

20:44

will pick is dumb so just let

20:46

them do whatever they want. The

20:48

fact that it bothers people. Yeah. The

20:51

fact that we hit maybe one home

20:53

run every 25 days too you're not

20:55

going to see it all that much.

20:58

Cameras made the list too of another thing that made

21:00

people think who in the heck figured that out. Someone

21:03

said how is it possible that some device is

21:06

able to somehow capture the exact image it is

21:08

pointed at with one click. I just watched it

21:10

around. Think about it all. Yeah

21:13

they've been around since like the Cowboys. Yeah.

21:16

Yeah. Yeah they

21:18

just watched the thing about how they figured out TV

21:20

and it was weird like this one guy was like

21:22

what if you take all these lives of images and

21:24

they load horizontally from one thing to another. What? He's

21:27

like using a vacuum tube you could do. Oh

21:30

my God. And then somebody

21:32

stole his idea of course. The guy's name was

21:34

Farnsworth he didn't get a merely a penny from

21:36

it. Oh my God. Farnsworth that should be called

21:38

the Farnsworth? Yeah. He had

21:41

a stupid... What's on the Farnsworth tonight? Turn on

21:43

the Farnsworth. Yeah it's loaded. Oh my. Such

21:46

entertainment coming from the Farnsworth is he. That's

21:49

too bad. On that note funny radios

21:51

and wireless transmissions also came up. Someone

21:54

said the fact that my computer phone

21:56

or radio can talk without any wires

21:58

attached. Magic. Yeah,

22:01

it is crazy. Microwave

22:03

ovens on here saying,

22:06

quote, so someone was testing microwave equipment

22:09

for some military thing and noticed that

22:11

something heated up? Yeah. Probably,

22:15

right? Yeah, that's what I would

22:17

assume. Probably. A lot

22:19

of weird technologies that we use every

22:21

day did come out of some military,

22:23

or that are space. Space or military,

22:25

it's all sort of connected.

22:29

I do think that I'm let down by the

22:31

microwave. Why? You

22:34

know, I thought that it was going

22:36

to be better. I

22:40

really did. What do you mean that? Well,

22:43

because I come from a time when

22:45

they were brand new and

22:47

all the hype around them and everything.

22:49

And I just remember thinking, well, this

22:51

is the beginning. This is it.

22:54

Eventually, our food's just going to be made for

22:56

us out of one of these devices. And it's

22:58

just, we're going. We're going. It just sort

23:00

of stopped there. Sort of stopped right at

23:02

the microwave. You don't like it for the reheat and all

23:04

that? I don't mind the reheat, but I don't use it

23:06

for the reheat anymore. You know what I use? I use

23:08

the air fryer for the reheat. I

23:10

don't use the microwave as much as

23:13

I did before. Yeah, mine

23:15

broke months and months ago. I just never replaced

23:17

it. I realized I don't even use

23:19

this as a function at all. Toaster oven,

23:21

normal oven, stove top. Yeah. I wish I could get

23:23

rid of that. I just completely phased out of my

23:26

life. It's just sitting there broken. I haven't replaced it.

23:29

It's just a piece of the wall. I would love

23:31

to. Get rid of

23:33

your microwave? Yeah. See?

23:35

Kids still use it a lot. My kids. Yeah, I know. I

23:38

don't think I could, but right now. I

23:40

just think everything that I would choose to heat

23:42

up in the microwave, it would be better for

23:44

me to heat it up in the air fryer.

23:47

Now, it will take probably four

23:49

times as long or three times as long,

23:52

but end result is

23:54

better. Health consequences to the microwave, too.

23:57

Is there any radiators or something? Who knows? People

24:00

might not like that, I think. You know what,

24:02

you just gave me a video idea for today.

24:05

Okay, there you go. Yeah.

24:08

Microwave kills you. I'm sure it's been done.

24:10

I'm sure it's been done. I'm sure it's

24:12

been done. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll just

24:14

feel someone else's idea and then just say

24:16

it. What you're heating as well,

24:18

right? Like, nothing with plastic should be in there

24:20

and nothing that can leech into the food. Oh,

24:22

yeah, yeah. We

24:25

didn't know any of that stuff. So what

24:27

of these things will you think one day

24:29

we'll look back on and go, that was

24:31

a mistake? AI.

24:33

Yeah. AI for sure. I

24:37

do think like phones and

24:39

the internet, as much as it's

24:41

enabled incredible things in the world,

24:43

it's also destroying the world. I

24:45

don't know. Spreading misinformation. I think

24:48

it'll be social media will

24:50

be looked back at as like,

24:52

you know. That's

24:55

the biggest. But I think the phones putting

24:57

it all in our hands has changed us

24:59

negatively as a society. Yeah.

25:02

Yeah. I don't think the thing being in our hand

25:04

is going to last forever. I

25:08

really don't. I think it's going to be like

25:10

they're working to get it out of our hand and

25:13

just in our brains somehow.

25:15

Yeah. Like I

25:17

think it'll be something different. But

25:20

you know, like at the same time, like I think

25:23

if you listen to like music

25:25

from back in the day, there was some

25:27

literature. They always talked about like the TV

25:29

and what the TV was doing to all

25:31

of us. Right. Yeah.

25:34

People were very anti-T. In front of your

25:37

screen. People were like, what do you mean?

25:39

Yeah. TV. Yeah.

25:42

A lot of my house. Right. Devil

25:45

box. Yeah. And

25:47

so I don't know. We don't

25:49

know what the next thing's going to be. It's going to be. Someone

25:54

knows. We just don't know. Yeah.

25:56

But yeah, I just I think that, you know,

25:58

the social media and the phone. because it's had

26:01

such a negative impact on society

26:04

that I'd love to

26:06

be able to disconnect. You just can't for

26:08

a lot of things. Whole nuclear weapon thing might

26:10

be a thing to look back on and be

26:12

like, Oh God, I wish you didn't have those.

26:15

Yep. I

26:18

got this email that came in to email

26:20

at davanchuckthefreak.com. As we get a

26:22

little deep, this is a little lighter. It's a photo guide burning

26:24

his balls. He said the

26:26

other day I was experimenting with some hot

26:28

peppers, Carolina Reapers

26:30

to be exact. Okay. I

26:33

was told you're supposed to use gloves to handle

26:35

them, but as a man, I ignored such a

26:37

warning and cut them without gloves. What? Really

26:40

didn't have any issues. I washed my hands, went about the rest

26:42

of the evening. It wasn't

26:44

until I was in bed when

26:46

my hand began to burn. I

26:50

fell asleep, but woke up a few

26:53

hours later by the most intense burning

26:55

sensation on my balls. Guys,

26:57

I thought my balls were going to fall off. I

27:01

thought someone poured acid on my balls. The

27:03

pain was that bad. Evidently,

27:07

I must have touched them in my

27:09

sleep. I bet. I bet you did.

27:11

And got it on my nuts. A

27:14

little scratchy, scratchy. Naturally,

27:17

I began freaking out and frantically googled

27:19

a remedy for the pain. I

27:22

had to get a rag and

27:24

soak the rag in lemon juice

27:27

and vinegar and apply it to

27:29

my balls to counteract the burn.

27:31

Well, that's interesting. It actually worked. There was

27:33

actually something that he could do. This

27:36

isn't the first time we've heard this kind

27:38

of story. No, no. One time I got

27:40

peppers and got my shat with it. No

27:42

good. Did you know about the lemon juice

27:44

thing? I don't know. I

27:47

got in the shower and it was horrible. I

27:49

think we had heard people had dunked it in

27:52

milk and stuff, but I've never heard lemon juice

27:54

and vinegar. He said it totally helped ease the

27:56

pain and calm me down. Just

27:58

thought I'd share in case anyone else... has this happened to

28:01

them? Yeah it's not

28:03

a cool thing to have happen. I

28:06

can't even imagine. Yeah. Mine

28:08

wasn't even Carolina Reapers either, it was just some kind

28:10

of, I think it was like jalapenos or something. Not

28:12

even too bad. Not too hot of pepper. I don't

28:16

know why we mess with them really. I don't know

28:18

why. Those things are like, we

28:21

like invented them didn't we? Yeah. They

28:23

exist so that we won't eat them. Yep. They're

28:26

like, go ahead try me.

28:28

Yeah. Yeah. I'll burn you.

28:30

I'll burn you so bad.

28:33

Yeah. Alright, coming up here

28:35

on Dave and Chuck the Freak, we're gonna

28:37

get to our first check of the news

28:39

on this Monday and on the way. What

28:42

horrifying thing happened on a Southwest Airlines flight?

28:44

What risky thing was a guy doing during

28:46

Friday's earthquake? And how many Americans have zero

28:48

interest in seeing the eclipse today? Let's find

28:51

out. And

28:57

I'm Dave Hunter, it is time now

29:00

for a check of the news. Passengers

29:02

on a Houston-bound Southwest Airlines flight watched

29:04

in horror yesterday as an engine on

29:07

the Boeing 737 came

29:10

apart mid-flight. Oh boy,

29:12

they're having some troubles, huh? They

29:14

gotta stop with that. Oh my

29:17

God. The flight

29:19

immediately returned to Denver after

29:21

crew members noticed a removable

29:23

sheet of metal covering one

29:25

of the plane's engines sheared

29:28

off during takeoff.

29:30

It's a fairly horrifying

29:32

video that was posted online

29:34

over the weekend and it

29:37

shows what happened. The metal

29:39

engine cover can be seen whipping

29:42

there in the

29:44

breeze. Looks

29:48

crazy. It looks insane. Pretty

29:51

interesting. We saw the real,

29:53

we saw it normal. I've

30:01

seen it already. Yeah, look

30:03

at that, huh? Oh,

30:07

yeah, it'd be like, ahh! Oh my

30:09

God, don't take off! Just

30:19

flying bits of metal, flying through the

30:21

air. Yeah, but it's not great, you

30:23

know. Not great

30:26

at all. Here's the pilot's distress

30:29

call. Yeah,

30:31

not, also not great. Let's go

30:33

ahead and declare an emergency for Southwest, 3695. And

30:37

we'd like an

30:39

immediate return. We've got a piece of the engine

30:41

cowling. Thank you, all. I'm

30:44

going to turn the 3695 right here. I'm

30:46

going to turn the left hand corner. We're

30:48

in a hurry. We're on the third heading, 190, we're

30:50

on top, 136. Do

30:55

they get notified that it's part

30:57

of your engine? No,

30:59

I guess they go in the back. I

31:03

don't look out the window. I guess we should all start with you. I

31:06

look out the window. I'm

31:09

oftentimes by the wing, too. Yeah,

31:11

a lot of times. I

31:14

do during takeoff, is when I look out the

31:16

window. I'm in the aisle and I don't... Most

31:18

people, when I fly, most people have all their

31:20

shades down. They don't care. It depends on what

31:22

time of day. What is European

31:24

flight? I don't know where we were flying

31:26

over the past couple of years, but when

31:29

you took off, every passenger had to open.

31:31

Had to open. Yeah. Oh,

31:33

yeah. It used to be like that, I thought. Well, now

31:35

you feel the pressure, especially if it's

31:37

kind of an earlier flight. Maybe

31:41

you want to watch the takeoff, but

31:43

everyone else is in pitch. They're tired.

31:45

They're sleeping. They're sleeping or whatever. And

31:48

then you feel the pressure, like, I guess I can't keep

31:50

this open the whole time. I'm

31:53

like, sorry, everyone. Yeah. I want it right.

31:55

I want a thing. I want to be

31:57

a wing. Yeah. In a

31:59

statement, the Federal... Federal Aviation Administration sent

32:01

a part of the aircraft called an

32:03

engine cowling had detached and struck one

32:05

of the plane's wing flaps. A

32:08

Southwest spokesperson said the incident was a result

32:10

of a mechanical issue on this Boeing plane

32:12

that was manufactured in 2017. Southwest

32:16

Flight 3695 returned to Denver International

32:18

Airport and landed safely after experiencing

32:21

the issue. They

32:23

said our customers were flown to

32:25

Houston on a different aircraft about

32:27

three hours behind schedule. They

32:30

apologized for the inconvenience but said they

32:32

placed their highest priority on the

32:35

ultimate safety of their customers and employees

32:37

and their maintenance teams are reviewing the

32:39

aircraft now. So all of Boeing's flights

32:41

or planes are falling apart? That's

32:44

what it looks like because I think you

32:46

don't even have to say what's wrong as

32:48

a pilot anymore. You're just like, I'd like

32:50

to declare an emergency or in a

32:52

Boeing 730. They just get

32:54

runway clear. The

33:00

mishap continues an unsettling string of safety

33:02

issues that have dogged the aerospace giant

33:04

through the year. It comes less than

33:06

two weeks after the CEO of Boeing

33:08

announced he's going to step down from

33:10

his post at the end of

33:12

the year. Of course the biggest headline grabber was

33:15

the near catastrophic mid-flight blowout

33:18

of an Alaska Airlines Boeing 737

33:21

MAX when a panel called the door

33:23

plug blew off the plane at

33:25

an altitude of 16,000 feet. These

33:28

are the same planes too that were just

33:30

like flying themselves right into the ground right

33:33

off the top when we brought them out. And

33:36

they were all brand new. We've had some

33:38

trouble from these planes right

33:40

from the start but they made

33:42

so many of them that they were just like,

33:44

we've got to keep it flying. So

33:49

you can see that it seems like

33:51

a group of kindergarten kids has crafted

33:54

these things and they're not

33:56

staying together the way that they should. The

33:58

engine is super important. Oh yeah,

34:01

you need them. I know it is

34:03

pretty damn important. You need them. Speaking

34:05

of flying, reports find that hundreds of

34:07

people managed to

34:09

bypass parts of airport security

34:11

last year. Way more

34:13

than you'd ever expect. Here's that story now

34:16

from ABC News. This

34:18

morning as millions take to the

34:20

skies for spring break travel, an

34:22

alarming alert attempted security breaches at

34:24

some of the nation's busiest airports.

34:26

The TSA, America's first line of

34:28

defense at airports telling the Washington

34:30

Post that hundreds of people have

34:32

bypassed airport security in the past

34:34

year. The numbers are startling. 300

34:37

people bypassing checkpoints, like

34:39

a woman in Nashville who was arrested

34:41

but not charged for boarding a flight

34:43

to LA without a ticket, the FBI

34:45

detaining her when they landed, and 200

34:48

people going the wrong way in exit lanes,

34:50

Newark Liberty seeing an uptick in people doing

34:53

that. There's so many layers, multiple

34:55

layers of the screening process. One

34:58

may break down but others hopefully

35:00

will catch that individual that penetrated

35:02

security. It's the latest in a

35:04

series of concerning incidents at American

35:06

airports. This man seen in

35:09

video obtained by Salt Lake City Fox

35:11

affiliate KSTU running through the airport in

35:13

Salt Lake City and managing to get

35:15

on the tarmac, ultimately losing his life

35:17

in a plane's engine. And

35:19

last month, the man caught on camera

35:21

taking photos of other passengers boarding passes

35:23

and making it onto a flight and

35:25

riding out in the bathroom. He was

35:28

removed before takeoff. Some

35:30

airports have introduced new security measures

35:32

like one-way exit lanes. Former

35:34

TSA Federal Security Director Keith Jeffrey says

35:36

it's concerning enough to fix the problem

35:38

but that he has faith in the

35:41

system. Is it something that the traveling

35:43

public should be alarmed about? Not

35:45

in my opinion, certainly concerning about let's

35:47

strengthen that vulnerability but nothing to be

35:50

concerned about. The disguise continued to remain

35:52

safe. I

35:55

guess if you think of the millions

35:57

and millions of people flying every year through

35:59

the airport, 300 people bypassing

36:01

airport security is still incredible.

36:04

Well, yeah, a lot of times too,

36:06

it's just like, you know,

36:08

Wisconsin family that just walked

36:10

the wrong way and didn't realize they were going

36:12

inside of an area that they shouldn't

36:15

have. Every once in a while, it's

36:17

that crazy guy who died in the engine. Yes.

36:20

Yeah. But sometimes

36:23

it's just old people going the wrong way. New

36:26

York City officials are being ripped after

36:29

it took them nearly 25 minutes to send

36:31

out an emergency

36:33

alert after that earthquake

36:35

struck on Friday. So

36:38

25 minutes after you get an

36:40

emergency alert, there has been an

36:42

earthquake. Oh, wow. They're not

36:44

used to that. They're like, what is it?

36:46

An earthquake? They had to talk it out

36:48

first before they sent out the whole word.

36:50

I've seen a lot of different videos, like

36:52

different streamers that were on during the time

36:55

and they were like, there's

36:57

an earthquake now in New York. And people

36:59

must have been like, F

37:01

you. Nice try, bud. The

37:09

4.8 magnitude quake struck near Lebanon, New Jersey

37:11

about 1023 in the morning Friday. It

37:16

was promptly felt across the tri-state area, according

37:18

to the U.S. Geological Survey, which confirmed at

37:20

1034 a.m. that it did happen. But

37:24

New York didn't issue an emergency

37:26

notify NYC phone alert about it

37:28

until 1047 a.m. But

37:33

then people said they were just inundated. They

37:35

kept getting emergency updates every few minutes on

37:38

their phones and it got out of control.

37:40

Yeah. There was an aftershock, right? Oh, was

37:42

there? I never heard about it. Yeah, I think it

37:45

was later. I don't know. Yeah, usually there is. One

37:48

guy said his mother in Brazil called him

37:50

to make sure he was okay before the

37:52

emergency alert had even been sent to his

37:54

phone. It's got

37:56

to be a mind trip to be somewhere

37:59

where you don't. Feel them and have it happen

38:01

to you like if it happened to me like

38:03

I still have never felt one And

38:06

I just feel like if the ground underneath you was just

38:09

all of a sudden It's weird

38:11

like Shaking I don't I

38:13

don't know how your brain it takes a minute

38:15

to process it my dad said it's like one

38:17

of the weirdest Things he ever experienced. Yeah, you

38:19

said you don't feel anything like a he said

38:21

is the earth moving underneath you hmm It's weird

38:23

because he was out in California for some like

38:26

lower end ones. Yeah, I Felt

38:29

the one here, but it was real minor. Oh, but I

38:31

did feel it. It was weird. Yeah

38:34

Yeah, when you're not used to ever felt it is

38:36

a pretty great Gary Rock. We're on

38:38

very scary Well, it tends to remind

38:41

you like hey floating ball of lava,

38:43

bud, right? There's so much magma underneath

38:45

us Yeah, go

38:47

to Iceland check it out I

38:49

watched quite a few videos of this that you know

38:52

one of them that kind of blew me away is

38:54

that Almost maybe 20

38:56

seconds before it hit a dog freaked out

38:59

like dogs can pick up on yeah They

39:01

know before I still more right yeah, this

39:03

dog was freaking out Barking

39:05

at its owner and the owner comes running out

39:08

and then you see the earthquake start Yeah,

39:10

like what are they sensing like what sense

39:12

do they have that is like? They

39:15

feel like a low-level rumble or yeah,

39:17

or they just like can hear kind

39:20

of electromagnetic feeling man The

39:23

senses are incredible. Yeah, we don't have it.

39:25

No no There

39:27

is this video from a coffee shop. I think

39:29

in New Jersey where you know this

39:31

little girl's like I don't want to die It

39:37

happens everyone come well yeah for sure,

39:39

but I'm really not in New Jersey No

39:42

one guy though even though 42 million

39:44

people felt that earthquake that hit the East

39:47

Coast Friday No one more

39:49

guy mmm-hmm was more shaken than this

39:51

guy Kind of what I

39:53

was trying to say okay. No one was more shaken

39:55

than this guy there 33 year

39:57

old Justin Allen Lives just

39:59

outside Philly about 40 miles from

40:02

the epicenter of the earthquake in

40:04

New Jersey, he was right smack

40:06

dab in the middle of a

40:08

vasectomy. Oh! That's a

40:10

bad place to be. Earthquake

40:12

hit. Oh!

40:14

Exactly halfway through his 20-minute ball

40:17

surgery when the whole room started

40:19

to shake. He

40:22

was awake for the procedure which is normal.

40:24

He thought maybe a big train

40:27

went by or something until his doctor said,

40:29

I think that's an

40:31

earthquake. He thought the

40:33

doctor was joking at first but

40:36

realized he wasn't. So did it affect the

40:38

procedure at all? Well it

40:40

looks like Justin might never have kids again

40:42

because the surgery was a success. They got

40:44

back to it a couple of

40:46

minutes after the earthquake and everything went fine. He's

40:49

already got two kids by the way. He

40:52

tweeted about it as soon as they gave

40:54

him his phone back. In all

40:56

caps he wrote, an effing earthquake in the

40:58

middle of my vasectomy. He

41:01

says his surgeon and everyone else in the

41:04

room agreed they'd never forget where they were

41:06

when that earthquake hit. Wild. In that guy's

41:08

mind. Yeah, so crazy. Yeah, what were you

41:10

doing? Oh, I remember. I

41:16

was in Justin's balls. I just put a

41:18

little tiny cut into a

41:21

man's testicles. He was going

41:23

in and burning them. Good for just

41:26

going through. It doesn't look like

41:28

he's in a lot of pain or anything. Maybe the. You

41:31

think that could have been him beforehand? Oh

41:34

yeah, maybe. Well do you do that

41:36

beforehand? You like go to the Urology

41:38

Health Urgery Center? Here I go. Let

41:40

me pose in front of the procedure.

41:43

I feel like it was after. It's

41:45

an outpatient procedure right? You're not like,

41:47

oh my god. I love it. You

41:49

know. Yeah, I think it swells later.

41:51

I think like you're okay

41:54

at the beginning and then it's like, what'd you

41:56

do down here? Something happened. Yeah. Is it a

41:58

blade or is it like a little laser? What

42:00

do they use? I think they don't they cut

42:02

I mean, I don't know they got a cut

42:04

somehow I thought they burnt the tubes they do

42:06

but they got to get to the tubes. I

42:08

guess I can do this. I'm up Haven't

42:13

Freaks me out. Yeah, I'm

42:16

just rolling the dice at this point, you know, whatever

42:18

they Having

42:20

three kids dangerous game. It's

42:23

a no album method No

42:25

scalpel method a small puncture hole is made on

42:27

one side of the scrotum They'll

42:30

find the vast efferents under the skin and pull

42:32

it through the hole The van's

42:34

deference is then cut and a small section

42:36

is removed and the ends are either Cauterized

42:38

or tied off and then put back in

42:41

your ball hole. What is this puncture hole? What

42:45

are they yeah, but like, you know,

42:47

these are hole punch. Yeah, they basically

42:49

haven't seen it They

42:52

do it with the pop local

42:54

hopping stuff local anesthesia Man,

42:57

I just want to be right out cold.

42:59

Yeah There are places

43:01

that do it out cold. I guess that's it. If like

43:03

I could just say hey listen What

43:06

I want to do is at about 9 a.m.

43:08

I want to be out cold and

43:11

then You do all the

43:13

stuff right and then wake me up

43:15

whenever At home

43:17

most guys say it's not I mean there's

43:19

occasionally a guy who has some issues But

43:22

I believe the majority of men say it's

43:24

no big deal at all I just want

43:26

to like I'd like to be knocked out

43:28

at my house Yeah,

43:30

and then Like

43:32

take into the place into the place And

43:37

then they wake me back up at

43:39

my house, that's great and it's like

43:41

I just slept Yeah, but

43:43

I had this procedure done. I

43:46

have no idea that what happened stretcher

43:49

and they're like I

43:51

like it. That's how that's

43:53

what I want. Probably not for you.

43:55

No. Yeah, it's not you're right Doug

43:58

is with us here hopefully on the david

44:01

chuckling side out i

44:03

don't know that you had done yeah

44:06

i back in nineteen

44:08

ninety nineteen ninety one the

44:11

uh... what they do

44:13

is they pick you shot to go up they

44:16

make a cut they reach and they pull out the

44:18

best stuff they cut that

44:20

the car i spoke and they stuff it

44:23

back in many steps up anymore the other

44:25

side they got up

44:28

the coming day it didn't take effect on the

44:30

left side uh... i was

44:32

get that right you know that's important yeah

44:34

yeah fill me up yeah

44:37

i i had a little feeling the

44:39

whole second half of my my uh...

44:41

vasectomy the guys who are not sure

44:43

i like not i'm going to keep

44:45

going so no i felt everything out

44:47

i felt the cold the whole the

44:50

poll the step the color is a

44:52

generalize the stuff that you know that

44:54

i have a great story that's a

44:56

great story about a lot of days

44:58

goodbye band called feeling pain in my

45:00

balls right now that was terrible uh...

45:03

this guy said he vomited midway through his

45:07

yes he i bet that happens a lot

45:09

and another guy said the local anesthesia didn't

45:12

work but he powered through anyway all

45:15

these tough guys yeah i'd

45:17

be like no! i'd want my balls

45:19

to be numb for like a full day i

45:30

don't felt them in a while i'm not saying i'm

45:33

the toughest guy in the world by any means but

45:35

at that point i'd want them just to finish i

45:37

wouldn't want to wait for them to re-freeze it again

45:39

just get it done make it then yeah i don't

45:41

know i don't know i'm not in

45:43

the civil war medicine oh god yes whiteness

45:48

stick i'm different

45:50

doug with us here hello different doug hey

45:53

hey hey penis

45:56

balls penis penis right

46:01

I had a vasectomy done when I

46:03

was, this was about 20 years

46:05

ago, and when I walked into

46:07

the office, this guy told

46:09

me in a kind

46:11

of a group setting, realistically,

46:14

this is how it's going

46:16

to work. We're going to

46:20

cut this, we're going to do that. We

46:24

made it a joke, and when I finally

46:26

came in for the procedure, he

46:29

made it up like an emerald cooking

46:31

show. I walked in

46:33

and I had already cleaned myself completely

46:35

up. I trimmed myself all up. Very

46:38

nice of you. And,

46:40

yeah, you know, trying to be polite for the

46:42

guy. Well, I'm on

46:44

the table and

46:47

three, like... Oh,

46:50

I... Them phones must have... Oh, damn phones.

46:52

Damn phones. There's something really wrong

46:54

with them. Damn phones. I don't

46:56

know what happened into them. Yeah.

46:58

So, yeah, I mean, we get it. It's a long

47:00

procedure. Stuff happens. Yeah,

47:02

I can. I know you couldn't. Yeah. I

47:05

know, but just be careful. Let's take in some... The

47:08

incision is nothing, someone says. Smelling

47:10

what they're doing is way worse. That

47:13

comes up in a lot of texts. The

47:15

smell was the worst part. Yeah. What

47:18

if you really like it? You like the

47:20

smell of birth slag? Yeah. Oh, my

47:22

God. Jesus. What if it's your

47:24

thing? You don't know. You're so weird.

47:26

You're so dark. I would be waving with the

47:28

doctor. Say the weird thing. Ooh, nice. Yeah.

47:31

Oh, God. You smell delicious. You

47:33

smell delicious. As we've been talking

47:35

about the eclipse, here's some more

47:37

news. NASA is launching three rockets

47:39

into the moon's shadow today to

47:41

see how the eclipse will affect

47:43

the ionosphere. All right. The

47:47

comet larger than Mount Everest known

47:49

as the Devil Comet might actually

47:51

be visible during the eclipse today,

47:53

depending on where you are. Oh,

47:56

that sounds nice. Yeah. The

47:58

Devil Comet. At least it's not headed right towards you. No. Thank

48:02

God, hopefully. Yeah. Just

48:05

remember you can go check

48:07

out exactly the time the

48:09

eclipse will be visible in your area at Dave

48:12

and chief the freak comm all sorts of eclipse

48:14

facts were you there and it's up there for

48:16

you to check now many people did travel across

48:18

the country for a chance to see today's total

48:20

eclipse and I guess that makes some sense it's

48:23

a rare event that won't happen again for 20

48:25

years but other people really couldn't care less a

48:28

poll asked more than 35,000 people if they

48:31

were hoping to see the total eclipse 26% said

48:34

yes and they made plans to

48:37

see it 27% says they'll

48:39

probably catch it but no big plans

48:41

18% say I'll miss

48:44

it but wish they could

48:46

see it but one in

48:48

seven Americans have absolutely zero interest

48:51

in seeing the eclipse today they want nothing to do with

48:53

it if

48:56

I could get a great nap or

48:59

see the eclipse I

49:03

would get a great nap yeah

49:05

especially here if I lived in

49:08

one of the areas that was

49:10

gonna get the total the real

49:12

show I would be more

49:14

interested than seeing

49:18

what will be just a normal run-of-the-mill far

49:20

a real lazy baby because I thought of

49:23

all the people on the show that would

49:25

be in and seeing this I mean you're

49:27

a telescope guy you are yep yep mr.

49:30

space nerd I thought before you'd be all

49:32

about this he just can't go

49:34

all in on things I've seen

49:36

what what's happening today for us

49:39

I have seen I have

49:41

been excited for and I have seen

49:44

and I went huh but

49:46

you could drive half an

49:49

hour 45 minutes and see the full thing

49:51

if you want no not for me it

49:53

would have to be I'd have to drive

49:55

like these Three hours I Think just

49:58

show the full path in the yeah. Cleveland,

50:00

Ohio was on their. Uncle. Yeah

50:02

was just. The. I like you can

50:04

get serve. You. Know. There's

50:06

some towns in Ohio like Even Loon

50:08

appear you could sell drive there though.

50:11

yes and must from my house. It's

50:14

not free fire if I were to

50:16

drive anywhere tests and is so many

50:18

other people there I had the i

50:21

only want to discuss looked by yourself

50:23

side so trendy! added site Yeah the

50:25

power to. There's a line party happening

50:27

tonight. I'll be

50:30

glad when it's over. His entire yeah

50:32

yeah yeah yeah I and that is

50:34

true. I mean, there's more hype about

50:36

this eclipse than anything any eclipse I've

50:38

ever heard of. Them. And

50:40

my kids like, well, my kid

50:42

in high school. Schools.

50:44

Off. Swiss. Closing at one

50:46

Pm for high school? Yeah, I've heard that

50:49

they were letting some our kids out early.

50:51

Know passes in the afternoon and they're done.

50:53

It's be classed as being dismissed at one

50:55

pm, but are they doing it because they're

50:57

like we want the kids to get home

50:59

and no one look up at the sun.

51:02

At our own are responsible for

51:04

i them and exactly. My.

51:06

God obese. but these are

51:08

high school there are a

51:10

little well observed also dumb.

51:12

They're also very dumb down.

51:15

There you know. All.

51:17

Of them are pretty dumb. I

51:20

have high school kids. Things

51:22

that we all made it through the Eclipse. In

51:26

our lives And the yeah, but I do. I

51:28

feel like I had friends that were dumb enough

51:30

to try and look great at it. Like.

51:32

In the in my youth I was like

51:35

oh yeah know they're gonna look great. add

51:37

on my Ss and. Was

51:40

Paul De Paul. You look and right added aren't

51:42

you bud? Don't. Do that. So.

51:44

Everyone in the continental U S was

51:46

he at least a partial eclipse today.

51:48

If you have clear skies, a solar

51:51

eclipse can cause a sunset like glow

51:53

in every direction called a three hundred

51:55

sixty degree sunset which you might notice

51:57

during this year's eclipse. That. affect

51:59

his car by light from the Sun

52:01

in areas outside the path of total

52:04

eclipse and it only lasts as long

52:06

as totality. And

52:08

how long will it last? Well it does depend

52:10

on where you are. The longest duration will be

52:12

four minutes and 28 seconds in

52:15

a part of Mexico. Okay so

52:17

like when they say four minutes how long is

52:19

it gonna last? Is that like from

52:21

the time that the Sun starts to be covered up

52:25

to the time that the Sun is

52:27

then uncovered? Because in

52:29

my experience it's like...

52:32

It's quick. It's

52:34

quick. Yeah it's only gonna be like totality

52:36

for like a few seconds right? Well look

52:38

so I just put in again the hour

52:40

to go. So it starts at 1.58 and

52:42

will completely end

52:45

at 4.27. So they'll have like four minutes

52:50

of it fully

52:52

gone. Yeah. Yeah it's cool

52:54

like that would be really cool to be at

52:57

one of the places and look

52:59

up and see it hopefully not surrounded by

53:02

people you don't know. You

53:05

know but just for me. I

53:08

feel like we don't we're all very

53:10

unsure how we feel about this. I really

53:12

am. It's almost made me like uncomfortable to

53:14

talk about because I don't know how I

53:16

feel about it. I was like... Hey hey

53:20

you believe in the clip system? I

53:22

don't know man. I don't know. You

53:24

believe? I mean I guess you have

53:26

to. Do you believe it's even gonna

53:28

happen? Scientific fact. I'll tell you this

53:30

right now. I had a buddy he

53:33

said in California they ain't even

53:35

gonna see it. What? Like it ain't even there.

53:37

I don't know. So is it real? I don't

53:40

know man. I think it's

53:42

just a fake BS. I

53:45

just felt like we don't know how we feel like. Should

53:48

we watch? Should we look at it? Do we

53:50

care? Do we not care? Should we care? I

53:52

know in my heart that I don't. Yeah,

54:00

I wish I cared. You

54:04

know what? Okay, here's my whole thing.

54:06

It's almost like an ex-girlfriend where I

54:08

think I was really, I was

54:10

in love with eclipses before, but

54:13

they kind of broke my heart. And

54:15

so now I'm like, hey man, just don't

54:18

get too attached to it. Right. No

54:20

need to even think about it. Don't get too attached to

54:22

these. They're not as great.

54:24

Well, I had no plans until about six o'clock last

54:26

night and all of a sudden decided, yep, I'll go

54:28

check it out. What

54:30

is your, if there's clouds plan?

54:34

Drink some wine. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah,

54:36

just drink. Just drink. Talk

54:38

to some friends and then head on home. One

54:43

of my buddies said that maybe towards the water

54:45

there might be less clouds or something. So I

54:47

don't know. I don't know what

54:50

people's plans should be, but I

54:52

hope they get to see it. If you spent money

54:55

to see it. This

54:57

makes me uncomfortable, honestly. I know. Yeah.

55:01

Yeah. Flip through those space shows

55:03

every once in a while. I can't

55:05

handle it. I can't.

55:08

Overwhelming. Floating around out there.

55:10

Making stars. Too much. Every

55:13

once in a while the sun's just like, yeah.

55:15

Radiation. Yeah. How about black

55:17

holes? Right. What is that even?

55:20

Who knows? Particles and stuff. Oh, there's a go.

55:22

Can't think too much about it. No. Well,

55:25

take a break. When we come back, Celebrity

55:27

Dirt and Sports News up next, did Rebel

55:29

Wilson's new book lead to Sacha Baron Cohen's

55:31

divorce? Who is The Rock

55:34

endorsing for president? And now that Britney Spears

55:36

has quit music, how much do experts predict

55:38

she could make on OnlyFans? We'll figure it

55:40

all out when we come right back on

55:42

Dave and Chuck the Freak. Immediately

55:44

on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

55:47

Just heard a report that Miles Teller

55:50

is in the final cut of possibilities

55:52

as the new James Bond. America were

55:54

reclaiming Bond. Oh, wow. Oh,

55:57

yeah. American Bond. Yeah. Jim

56:00

Bond! Give me

56:02

a beer, don't shake it. Yeah. In

56:05

the can! Oh, the gravy. How

56:08

do I defeat him? What America

56:10

needs now is another hero. Get Jim

56:13

Bond! Jimmie Bond! You

56:16

think I wasn't going to stop you?

56:20

The power of America! Here comes the

56:22

mobility scooter. He's had too

56:24

many cheesecards now. Someone said it's

56:26

got to be Danny McBride. Oh

56:29

my God! We just made the perfect movie.

56:34

Oh my God! Oh my God!

56:38

A spit cup. I

56:40

mean that's exactly who I'm picturing in my head.

56:42

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58:06

the eighth of April as we continue

58:08

with that celebrity dirt and sports news

58:10

coming up. Next did Rebel Wilson's new

58:12

book lead to Sacha Baron Cohen's divorce.

58:14

Who. Is the rock endorsing for

58:17

president? And. Now that Britney Spears

58:19

has quit music, how much to experts

58:21

predict she could make on only fans.

58:23

That's. All come on up first! So

58:26

I asked for the first time

58:28

since twenty seventeen to number one

58:30

seed will be facing off in

58:32

the Nc Double A Men's basketball

58:34

Tournament finals. Tonight's. It's. Also,

58:36

the ninth time since Nineteen Eighty

58:38

Two that it's happen. For.

58:40

Do was able to put a

58:42

stop to the magical run of

58:44

eleven seed and see states by

58:46

a final of sixty three to

58:49

fifty And then you can easily

58:51

got by Alabama Eighty Six, Seventy

58:53

two Tonight we see which team

58:55

cuts down and that as you

58:57

can goes into the contest as

58:59

a seven point favorites tip off.

59:01

Slated for nine twenty Pm Eastern.

59:03

The action going to be seen on

59:06

Cbs shots amazon Jason to be over

59:08

on this or what. Am

59:10

I think you cousin When Yasser

59:13

eating that? They have to. Win

59:16

by a lot of or yeah I've had own hours

59:18

and will be close to. I doubt you have. I've

59:20

had for do all. He. Off

59:22

on this whole time. Oh, really. have a

59:25

guy's seven foot four? Yeah, man can. as

59:27

a guy seven foot to? yeah, I know

59:29

they're great. They're going to me. I don't.

59:31

I agree. I know it's too late. I'll

59:33

tell you. Nine Twenty nine I start. yeah,

59:35

will watch. but I do have a bad

59:37

on a cell for the west coast the

59:39

other day of the sea of the city

59:42

on the up. Hill Me.

59:44

down for the women the south

59:46

carolina gamecocks one their third and

59:48

cw championships with an eighty seven

59:50

seventy five victory over the iowa

59:53

hawkeyes yesterday completing their undefeated season

59:55

things did start out promising for

59:57

iowa who at one point held

59:59

doubled lead and finished the first quarter

1:00:01

up 27 to 20 but

1:00:03

South Carolina chipped away at that lead

1:00:05

however and turned it around taking a

1:00:08

three-point lead into halftime. For there they

1:00:10

held Iowa to just 13 points in

1:00:12

the third to break things open and

1:00:14

never look back. Tessa Johnson came in

1:00:16

off the bench to lead South Carolina

1:00:18

with 19 points and played for 25

1:00:21

minutes. Kaitlyn Clark scored 30

1:00:24

in the losing effort as

1:00:26

she wrapped up her college

1:00:28

basketball career still

1:00:31

set a record for a single quarter

1:00:33

in an NCAA women's basketball title game.

1:00:35

Tessa did you pick Iowa in that

1:00:37

game? No I didn't want

1:00:39

once Paige and you cried.

1:00:41

He cried like heart.

1:00:43

Man that fell for

1:00:45

Paige. I don't

1:00:48

know what's going on. If I open TikTok

1:00:50

it's just like all these like thirst transfer

1:00:52

pages. Oh yeah. I'm like geez. Well that's

1:00:54

because you made all those fan videos. You

1:00:56

made all those edits. Why

1:00:58

did you make those edits? I don't know. I

1:01:01

don't know what it is. It was a good game

1:01:03

I watched it yesterday and it did look like you

1:01:05

know out of the gate Kaitlyn Clark in Iowa. Yeah

1:01:07

it was like 10-nothing or something. Wow

1:01:10

this is not going to be a contest but then

1:01:14

things change. Sunday's game was

1:01:16

the final one of Clark's collegiate

1:01:19

career so you know she

1:01:21

was motivated to play well. No

1:01:23

word yet on what exactly she's going to do. Yeah

1:01:25

we were kind of like me and my buddies were

1:01:28

talking about how much she's probably making like

1:01:31

NIL deal wise you

1:01:33

know to play in college and it's going to

1:01:36

be like a big step down for her to

1:01:38

go play in the WNBA which is crazy but

1:01:41

it will be. Like she's probably

1:01:43

making millions right? She

1:01:46

still has so many endorsements. Yeah

1:01:48

that's where she'll make her money.

1:01:50

She brought so much attention to

1:01:53

that sport and the ratings for

1:01:55

it. The price of tickets. What

1:01:57

they were more or whatever. My

1:02:00

brother-in-law actually said someone was going to like

1:02:02

the Final Four game It was like almost

1:02:04

3500 bucks for like four seats like crazy

1:02:06

Wow. I'll say it like if she was

1:02:09

six seven. I Think

1:02:11

that someone in the NBA might have drafted her

1:02:15

But like right she's only six feet. So

1:02:17

you know Yeah,

1:02:20

that that sort of stops it, but it's like

1:02:23

the she shoots the lights out Shoots

1:02:25

the lights out broke all sorts of tournament

1:02:28

records Yeah, and not only like scoring but

1:02:30

assists, you know, yeah, like the whole package

1:02:32

Yeah, the team come run with us on

1:02:34

the weekends if she wanted Locker

1:02:39

down Beat

1:02:41

the Pistons probably Oh God, of course. Well

1:02:43

the Pistons have a G League team right

1:02:45

now. So Last

1:02:47

week Shohei Ohtani was able to knock out his

1:02:49

first home run as a Los Angeles Dodger and

1:02:51

the woman who caught the ball Gave

1:02:54

it up for what ended being two

1:02:56

caps a bat and another

1:02:58

ball Yeah, he had money

1:03:00

on it. So he did pretty good Then

1:03:03

came some bad news for the Dodgers

1:03:05

organization and Major League Baseball in general

1:03:07

as the woman who caught the ball

1:03:10

Says the Dodgers staff Intimidated

1:03:12

her into giving up the ball Shining

1:03:15

a spotlight on the inconsistent Major

1:03:17

League Baseball policies concerning historic souvenirs

1:03:19

So Amber Rowan is her name.

1:03:21

She's the woman who ended up

1:03:23

with the ball experts say that

1:03:25

could have fetched her about a

1:03:27

hundred thousand dollars But

1:03:31

I guess staff members with the Dodgers proceeded

1:03:33

to implement a series of tactics in

1:03:35

the hopes of making her

1:03:38

give it up Roman

1:03:40

and her husband Alexis were separated from

1:03:42

one another and They

1:03:45

talked her into giving up that home run

1:03:48

ball back to them for a low ball

1:03:50

our offer far below its actual value She's

1:03:53

now accusing the team of taking advantage of

1:03:55

her saying they refused to let

1:03:57

her talk with her husband during the transaction and

1:04:00

said she either took the deal right now or

1:04:03

got nothing. They also refused

1:04:05

to authenticate the ball if

1:04:08

she offered to take it home, which makes all

1:04:10

the difference in the world of sports memorabilia.

1:04:15

After the game, Shohei Ohtani also said that

1:04:17

he was able to speak with the fan,

1:04:20

saying he was grateful to have it back.

1:04:25

Really, Dave? I don't know what... What messages...

1:04:28

I don't know... Oh,

1:04:30

wow. Something's closing down for Dave. Computer

1:04:34

Dave. Computer Dave is

1:04:36

closing down. Yeah, yeah. The

1:04:40

couple stresses, though, they're happy that

1:04:42

Ohtani has the ball, but they

1:04:44

do wish they'd gotten better treatment from

1:04:46

the Dodgers, the franchise they love so

1:04:49

dearly. So, after this kind

1:04:51

of blew up over the weekend, the

1:04:53

couple says that the

1:04:56

Dodgers reached out to them again, and

1:05:00

reached a happy medium by inviting them back for

1:05:02

her birthday. They're going to get them out on

1:05:04

the field, allow them to watch the game from

1:05:06

the club seats. That was sweet. Can

1:05:09

I get a sweet? No. Lisa should

1:05:11

have been negotiating for her. Oh, yeah. Wait

1:05:14

a second. No, this is not... Lisa, I caught a ball.

1:05:16

Lisa, I caught a ball. Shohei Ohtani hit a home run

1:05:18

and I caught it. Lisa, I need you to talk to

1:05:20

them. No problem. Yeah. Get everything

1:05:22

you can. The Dodgers

1:05:24

says they've also agreed to

1:05:27

reevaluate policies for retrieving milestone

1:05:29

memorabilia. I

1:05:31

always feel like any time someone has

1:05:34

decided I'm going to be a nice

1:05:36

person and just give the ball back,

1:05:38

they are making a epic mistake. Even

1:05:40

for anything else you might trade,

1:05:44

you know? Oh, you

1:05:46

kind of look like an animal. I know you

1:05:49

do, but at the same time, everyone

1:05:51

will forget in 10 minutes that you're an a-hole,

1:05:53

and then you'll cash in for

1:05:55

100 grand. Yeah. Didn't that

1:05:57

guy who caught Brady's... Brady's

1:06:00

touched on passes he held out didn't he?

1:06:02

Yeah, he's like you're not giving me enough.

1:06:04

Yeah, that's what this way Because

1:06:08

I mean if someone told you hey like eventually

1:06:10

this balls gonna be worth like a hundred grand

1:06:12

and They're like here's

1:06:14

two hats. Here's a bat two hats You

1:06:18

know and because that's all yeah

1:06:20

lady got a couple man get more than

1:06:22

that a bat season tickets

1:06:24

a sweet food Yeah drinks

1:06:28

Parking I'm like I'd be

1:06:30

like going for it all yeah Lifetime

1:06:35

hot dogs Majority

1:06:39

ownership of the Dodger Yeah

1:06:50

Me and I want to be able to touch home plate if you don't

1:06:52

let me It's off My

1:06:56

ball. Yeah, that's what you do. Yep.

1:06:58

I have to play outfield for one inning It's

1:07:02

crazy that they separated the couple like

1:07:04

they were in some sort of murder

1:07:06

investigation. Yeah. Yeah Official

1:07:11

They wanted that ball, huh? Gee only

1:07:13

did for nothing All

1:07:16

right. Well, listen, this is something we suggested a

1:07:18

long time ago more people should listen to us

1:07:23

Britney Spears has come out to say she's done

1:07:25

with music No more. Oh

1:07:28

Yeah, yeah No

1:07:31

kidding like no more new music or

1:07:33

she'll never perform again. The 42 year

1:07:35

old said she'll never make another album

1:07:37

again Okay, that's fine. That's all right

1:07:40

That's why an only fans

1:07:42

manager Says

1:07:44

if she decides to make the jump to

1:07:46

the website. We can do a job. Yeah

1:07:49

it is. I Never

1:07:51

thought of that job only fans manager I

1:07:55

was born for that. Okay. How

1:07:57

much do you think they predict? she

1:08:00

could make a year if

1:08:02

she did start up at OnlyFans.

1:08:04

She probably... Millions, for sure. I don't

1:08:07

know how many million. Well, I'm trying to think of

1:08:09

like what the top people make per month. Yeah, some

1:08:11

of them make like 10 million a month or something.

1:08:13

Yeah. So like what is... What's

1:08:17

15 times 12? She could make

1:08:19

probably 250 million maybe. That's

1:08:23

nice, huh? Yeah. That'd be nice.

1:08:26

They are predicting at least 100 million

1:08:28

a year. Is

1:08:31

she doing it or they're just saying... No, they're

1:08:33

just saying that if she decided to

1:08:35

go ahead with it, she'd

1:08:38

make... Because lately, I don't know if

1:08:40

you've been following her, Lisa, she has

1:08:42

been posting more and more. Yeah, I've

1:08:44

seen... Nude pics on

1:08:46

her... What's your cut, Andy, if

1:08:48

you're a OnlyFans manager? Gotta

1:08:50

be like 15% or something like that.

1:08:53

Of 100 million. Yeah, that's not bad,

1:08:55

huh? Okay, that's okay. Let's

1:08:57

go convince her to have Team Dave and Chuck as

1:08:59

her new manager. Oh, wow, yeah. Here's

1:09:01

just some of the pictures that she's been posting.

1:09:03

Oh, we don't see them. You

1:09:06

don't see them? No, we're not connected to you. Oh,

1:09:08

that's not a great match. We

1:09:10

only see the D and the H there. I'd

1:09:14

really like to see them. I'd love to see them, Dave. Okay, here we

1:09:16

go. Can we connect? You're gonna see them. You're gonna see them. Okay,

1:09:19

yep, that's good. There we go.

1:09:21

Yeah, it's also good. A little

1:09:23

taste of that. Yep. There's

1:09:25

the Punyani. Wow, man, she really got nude on

1:09:27

that one. She's an old one. She's a good

1:09:30

nude. Yeah, I love that about her. She had

1:09:32

a great time. Yeah, some of those are older.

1:09:34

She's been re-sharing old ones, too. Listen,

1:09:36

how many nudes does she have of herself

1:09:38

that she could just be like, I didn't

1:09:41

even have to take another photo. She would

1:09:43

have to work for like three years. She

1:09:45

probably has like a hidden folder that

1:09:48

is just swamped full of nudes.

1:09:52

She doesn't have the mind to put this all together.

1:09:54

That's why she needs a manager. Yeah, but she won't

1:09:56

let anyone get it. We're giving it away for free.

1:09:58

We said this like a whole year. a year

1:10:00

ago stop giving it away for free make

1:10:02

money like that photo right there that we're

1:10:04

looking at the uncensored

1:10:06

eyes would have spent a fortune

1:10:09

on that mm-hmm yeah

1:10:11

that's a valuable photo that's a bit that is the

1:10:13

42 year old frequently

1:10:16

shares sultry selfies and videos on

1:10:19

her Instagram account sparking speculation she

1:10:21

could become a full-time content creator

1:10:23

as a means to generate more

1:10:25

income according

1:10:28

to the statistics they've examined their

1:10:30

prediction for her earnings would

1:10:32

be that the first month of the launch would

1:10:35

bring a massive influx of people

1:10:37

possibly making her earnings range anywhere

1:10:40

from 13 million to 18 million

1:10:42

in the first month and the

1:10:44

following months they say it would level out to about

1:10:46

six to nine million but

1:10:49

the yearly income they believe could top

1:10:51

well over a million dollars for her

1:10:54

or a hundred million a hundred million

1:10:56

sorry that's one hundred million dollars yeah I

1:10:58

just think like if Denise Richards is making

1:11:01

things happen on there like come on this

1:11:03

is Britney Spears it's not even close it's

1:11:05

not even a yeah it's not

1:11:07

even close like Denise Richards was in a

1:11:09

couple things that guys from that time period

1:11:11

were like masturbated to and

1:11:13

like she does just fine meanwhile

1:11:17

her teenage boys are doing just fine in Hawaii

1:11:20

right god they're in their normal

1:11:22

family get out and their stepmom

1:11:24

good can you imagine I mean bless her but

1:11:26

imagine living with Britney is your mom doing this

1:11:28

stuff and you walk in well yeah you have

1:11:31

to have less again they don't even see that

1:11:33

her like and they probably have to block Instagram

1:11:35

they can't yeah you're right but

1:11:37

imagine if she had a professional photographer I

1:11:39

mean someone's taking these on us on a

1:11:41

cell phone right and sharing them for yes

1:11:43

imagine if she had a professional photographer and

1:11:46

she did right oh yeah no she'd

1:11:48

make a fortune she'd make a fortune and

1:11:51

thing is you don't even need that really

1:11:53

she doesn't even need that it could be

1:11:55

just her taking selfies and with

1:11:57

her camera and guys

1:11:59

who's still pay the same amount like there's

1:12:02

enough people let's make our pitch

1:12:05

yeah she's not enough to where she doesn't

1:12:07

really take any bad photos that's it like

1:12:09

it's just you know I

1:12:13

do like that and guys don't care about

1:12:15

filters and all that stuff like all people

1:12:18

sometimes will be like all filter no guy

1:12:20

really they don't even really need so it's

1:12:22

just no not really sometimes maybe

1:12:24

but no

1:12:26

because she does so much of it by herself or

1:12:28

getting us Mexican landscape or to take her pick I

1:12:39

just did trimming the hedges around here

1:12:41

I love my job for a week

1:12:44

straight with all

1:12:46

the edges all I do is the same on

1:12:49

hedges or and or and or did it look

1:12:51

all right he's a right outside her dings room

1:12:55

yeah no idea if

1:12:57

she is in need of money

1:12:59

if she blows through her fortune

1:13:01

that would be an easy way to make

1:13:03

some cash because she's sharing it anyway it's

1:13:06

not outside the boundaries of what she's already

1:13:08

sharing for everyone to see for free I

1:13:10

agree if you were really like morally

1:13:12

it was so outside the

1:13:15

box she has a

1:13:17

landscaper taking nudes of her on a beach

1:13:19

right now yeah so I'd

1:13:24

almost be like hey listen

1:13:26

maybe we should capitalize on

1:13:28

this yeah and probably we'll have already

1:13:30

said that to her and she's

1:13:33

not there yet yeah but

1:13:35

if she is there's a lot of money waiting for you know

1:13:38

we had talked about the fact that the

1:13:40

book that rebel Wilson put out did

1:13:42

not paint Sasha Baron Cohen in a

1:13:45

very good light and

1:13:48

now they've announced their

1:13:50

divorce Wow Sasha

1:13:53

Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher announced their divorcing but

1:13:55

here's the strange thing they said oh we

1:13:58

divorced last year we're just talking about

1:14:00

it now. Before the book.

1:14:02

Before the book came out. Okay.

1:14:05

The couple announced Friday on their respective

1:14:07

accounts they had filed for divorce late

1:14:09

last year and are just revealing the

1:14:11

details now. They said quote, after a

1:14:13

long tennis match lasting over 20 years

1:14:15

we're finally putting our rackets down. You

1:14:18

married a long time. They

1:14:21

say we jointly filed to end

1:14:23

our marriage. We have always prioritized

1:14:26

our privacy and we have been

1:14:28

quietly working through this change. We

1:14:30

forever share in our devotion and love

1:14:32

for our children and we appreciate

1:14:34

you respecting our family's wish

1:14:36

for privacy. They met at a party

1:14:38

in 2000 in Sydney. At

1:14:43

the time Sacha Baron Cohen said she was hilarious.

1:14:46

This was a very pretentious party and

1:14:49

we bonded over laughing at other people at

1:14:51

the party. He said I

1:14:53

knew instantly I wanted to

1:14:55

be with her but I'm not sure

1:14:57

if she did. They ended up getting

1:15:00

engaged in 2004. They announced they were

1:15:02

expecting their first child in 2007. They

1:15:04

actually didn't tie the knot until March

1:15:06

2010 and they

1:15:08

welcomed their second daughter that summer and

1:15:10

they had their third child in 2015.

1:15:12

In the split the

1:15:15

announcement of it anyway comes on the

1:15:17

heels of Rebel Wilson calling him an

1:15:19

a-hole saying he

1:15:21

tried to stop her from writing about

1:15:23

him in her memoir Rebel Rising. They

1:15:26

had starred alongside each other in the

1:15:29

Brothers Grimsby. She

1:15:31

said that she was told at

1:15:33

the last minute she needed to

1:15:35

film an additional scene which

1:15:38

Sacha Baron Cohen co-wrote and produced.

1:15:40

That's when she

1:15:42

said he pulled his pants down and

1:15:45

said I want you to stick

1:15:47

your finger up my ass. No

1:15:51

I'm not doing that. She

1:15:53

said I was scared I just wanted to get out

1:15:55

of there I finally compromised and slapped him on the

1:15:57

ass and then improvised

1:16:00

a few lines as the character

1:16:02

it was all absolutely horrible Sasha

1:16:06

Baron Cohen has denied the allegations but the

1:16:08

timing of this at least

1:16:10

the announcement maybe Ezel

1:16:12

Fisher said yeah I know we're not together

1:16:14

exactly yeah the world to know this now

1:16:16

because of this this is out there yeah

1:16:18

because there was just a clip of her

1:16:20

on that made the rounds this weekend after

1:16:23

they announced their divorce I guess she was

1:16:25

on Kelly Clarkson show in February talking about

1:16:27

their Valentine's plans mmm faking it yeah

1:16:30

yeah not really been done for a

1:16:32

while apparently but still pretending to

1:16:34

be together for some reason I

1:16:36

think she's so hot I know I mean it's got

1:16:38

to be tough to be that hot and then realize

1:16:41

the guy you're with isn't into hot super hot

1:16:43

chicks right he's not really into

1:16:46

like not really into

1:16:48

it well at the time

1:16:50

when she was at her biggest he

1:16:52

had something for her right for Fat

1:16:55

Amy Rebel Wilson yeah

1:16:57

yeah I don't I don't know I don't get

1:16:59

it I don't get it either he just

1:17:02

likes chubby chicks to put fingers in his butt if

1:17:05

he can that is a crazy thing to

1:17:08

like it

1:17:10

is who knows I don't get

1:17:12

it I'm like dude what are

1:17:14

you thinking no again so many

1:17:16

times we look at guys that

1:17:18

have what we think are the

1:17:20

hottest women but it's because

1:17:23

I think he was like he scored

1:17:25

way above his own yes he did

1:17:27

you know for

1:17:29

sure in 2020 the

1:17:31

Rock endorsed Joe Biden for

1:17:33

president this year he's

1:17:35

endorsing nobody because

1:17:38

he didn't like how his 2020 endorsement divided

1:17:42

people right he

1:17:44

said that got me I didn't realize that then I

1:17:46

just felt like there was a lot of unrest and

1:17:48

I would have liked things to calm down he said

1:17:51

my goal now is to try and bring the country

1:17:53

together I believe in that level

1:18:00

of influence, I've realized I have to

1:18:02

keep my politics to myself. I

1:18:05

want to bring everyone together by hiding.

1:18:08

It is best if I don't say a thing and he'll

1:18:10

bring us all together. My

1:18:13

business will stay fine. Even

1:18:16

though we believe one day he will be president

1:18:18

or emperor or whatever it is. Whatever

1:18:20

it is after. He still claims

1:18:22

he's not interested in ruling

1:18:25

the nation. He said that's not my

1:18:27

intention. I'm not a politician. Yeah,

1:18:31

if you're famous, I don't know why you would ever say

1:18:33

anything about it. No. If you're

1:18:35

just famous for nothing politics related. Right,

1:18:37

yeah. And you don't have any kind

1:18:39

of like, oh, I want to make sure this person wins.

1:18:42

Then just shut up. Right. Then

1:18:44

just shut up. Because it doesn't, it

1:18:47

only makes people upset. Yeah. Yeah.

1:18:50

And I'm surprised more celebrities don't take that route. Maybe they will. They

1:18:53

should. They should. Yeah, like I said,

1:18:56

I mean, I think a lot of them care. Like

1:18:58

I think a lot of them are like, I want

1:19:00

this person to win. So I'm going to come

1:19:02

out and say it. Obviously he doesn't

1:19:04

really care who wins. So if

1:19:06

you don't care who wins, then just shut up. Godzilla

1:19:11

and Kong, the new empire where

1:19:13

the monsters with the most at

1:19:15

the box office this weekend as

1:19:17

Dev Patel's much buzzed about feature

1:19:19

directorial debut monkey man opened

1:19:21

behind expectations. So

1:19:24

the first omen did not do

1:19:26

as well as expected. Yeah, that's a

1:19:28

lot of good stuff, right? The omen?

1:19:31

The first omen, I guess. Yeah, I don't know what

1:19:33

that is. It's a prequel. I'm not sure. Neither

1:19:36

film had a chance of taking away the

1:19:39

number one spot from Warner Brothers, Godzilla and

1:19:41

Kong, but it hoped for a bigger slice

1:19:43

of the box office. Godzilla

1:19:45

proving to be a significant victory for

1:19:47

Josh Grode's legendary pictures on the heels

1:19:50

of Dune Part 2, which is the

1:19:52

top grossing film of the year to

1:19:54

date with 660 million in

1:19:57

global sales through Sunday. also

1:20:00

big for Warner Bros. Monsterverse

1:20:02

series at a time when

1:20:04

many franchises are struggling to remain fresh. Dune

1:20:08

2 is the only movie I've wanted to see probably

1:20:11

in the last two years. I

1:20:14

really wanted to see it and I still haven't. I

1:20:18

really want to see it really bad but I

1:20:20

don't know. I'm sure it will be streaming soon.

1:20:22

It will be streaming soon. That's

1:20:25

what I'm waiting for. It

1:20:28

could arrive by next week, April 15th.

1:20:31

Oh, awesome. Yeah

1:20:34

I don't do the theaters anymore. I just stay

1:20:36

at home. No. I know. No,

1:20:41

if you really want to see something. To me that's

1:20:43

a movie that would make me see

1:20:45

it on the big screen. It almost is. It

1:20:48

really is. Oh my goodness. Really? It's

1:20:51

so close. Yep. Well a

1:20:53

date for Pat Sajak's final spin as host

1:20:55

of Wheel of Fortune has been set. The

1:20:58

long time host last episode is going to

1:21:00

be Friday, June 7th. I'll have to let

1:21:02

my grandma know. Yes, you will, Lisa. I

1:21:04

wonder if there will be Sajak parties across

1:21:06

the country. Yeah, Lisa's grandma's got to

1:21:09

throw a big one. Yeah,

1:21:11

big party. Full party. Sajak's

1:21:14

farewell episode will coincide with the

1:21:16

current season 41 finale. The

1:21:20

77-year-old Sajak announced his retirement last

1:21:22

summer after four decades hosting the

1:21:24

game show, marking the end of an

1:21:26

era for the host who has been with the program since its 1983

1:21:29

debut. Forty

1:21:32

years, man. Forty years. Like, yeah. Go

1:21:34

do something else, man. There

1:21:37

was also a daytime version of it from 1981 to 1989, which

1:21:39

he also hosted. Oh

1:21:42

really? It was so popular at the beginning they had

1:21:45

it on twice a day. Yeah. I

1:21:47

think Chuck Woolery hosted it for a bit too. Wow,

1:21:50

Chuck Woolery. He hosted a lot. Oh yeah. He's

1:21:53

one of my favorite hosts. He tells me about gold

1:21:55

every day. Oh does he? Yeah. So

1:21:57

I'm always like, and he says, he's like, I used to host Wheel

1:21:59

of Fortune. And I thought about if I put this

1:22:01

prize money in gold and if I put this prize money

1:22:03

in cash How would it do in 20 years? Damn,

1:22:07

Chuck. Worry gold would have won

1:22:09

gold won a lot. Mm-hmm That's a Jack

1:22:11

received 19 daytime Emmy Award

1:22:14

nominations during his tenure taking home three

1:22:16

wins At the

1:22:18

time that he announced his retirement. He

1:22:20

said I've decided that our 41st

1:22:22

season which begins in September will be my last

1:22:24

It's been a wonderful ride and I'll have more

1:22:26

to say in the coming months many. Thanks to

1:22:28

you all Though he is stepping

1:22:31

down as host. He will remain on board as

1:22:33

a consultant until he turns 80

1:22:37

The network has tapped Ryan

1:22:39

Seacrest Yeah Who is

1:22:41

going to take over as host and

1:22:43

also serve as a consulting producer on

1:22:45

the show as well It's

1:22:48

crazy. He's pushing 80 Yeah,

1:22:50

he doesn't look like it. Yeah. How old is he? 77. Yeah

1:22:54

Looks good. Vanna White is going

1:22:57

to remain on the show as a

1:22:59

letter turner following a pay dispute She

1:23:02

conceded that she struggled to imagine the

1:23:04

show without Pat Sajak by her side

1:23:08

But she said she's ready to continue. I wonder what

1:23:10

he did differently during the years. He won the

1:23:12

Emmys. That was so good I

1:23:14

don't know I

1:23:18

think they just say it's time to give it to Pat again

1:23:21

Yeah Let's

1:23:23

give it to Pat this time. Yeah, there's

1:23:25

only a certain amount of guys. They paid the right

1:23:27

people writer He's like I had a great year this

1:23:30

year. I'm killing god. I was hilarious Well,

1:23:34

of course this song is going to be

1:23:36

huge today, oh you're right

1:23:40

They must be pumped, huh? The

1:23:42

Bonnie Tyler people. Oh, yeah That's

1:23:45

getting a surge of love

1:23:47

ahead of today's solar eclipse

1:23:49

over four decades after its

1:23:52

release The power ballad, which

1:23:54

is the biggest career hit for

1:23:56

welsh singer. Bali. Bonnie Tyler is

1:23:58

the number one song added

1:24:01

to Eclipse playlist on Spotify.

1:24:05

Spotify searches for the single have rocketed

1:24:07

by 50% over the

1:24:09

past week and the song has climbed

1:24:11

up the iTunes charts. As

1:24:13

of this morning it was ranking 62

1:24:15

in downloads in America. I

1:24:19

never thought about just as a

1:24:21

band just writing a song about

1:24:23

some kind of natural occurrence. Right.

1:24:25

So that's like why aren't bands like hey man

1:24:27

I got a real great song about a tornado.

1:24:41

We gotta make an Eclipse song too.

1:24:43

Yeah. El Nino. Not enough. Like

1:24:50

if I was a Latin band right now I'd be

1:24:52

like let's make an El Nino once every four years

1:24:54

we're gonna have at least up uptick

1:24:57

in streams. Right. She's

1:25:00

72 now Bonnie Tyler. She says every time

1:25:02

an Eclipse comes around it is a bit

1:25:04

crazy. They send her the

1:25:06

stats all the time. She's always amazed at

1:25:08

how many people have been downloading her song.

1:25:11

She's lost count of how many

1:25:13

times she has sang this song over the years. She

1:25:16

said let's just say I've been seeing it at

1:25:18

every show I've ever done since I recorded it.

1:25:20

And I just finished

1:25:22

another 40 shows in Europe.

1:25:26

I will say this I hope

1:25:28

that everyone watching the Eclipse has

1:25:30

to dance like the are like

1:25:32

dress and dance like the people

1:25:34

in this video. The video makes

1:25:37

no sense. It doesn't at all. It's

1:25:39

like dudes in loincloths just

1:25:42

doing gymnastics and then there's like wind and

1:25:44

smoke. This

1:25:47

is how I hope Dave's wine party goes

1:25:49

today. That'd

1:25:52

be wild. Yeah that would be wild. It is

1:25:54

like they just like started blurting out something they're

1:25:56

like and then there's a bird lady. Oh,

1:26:00

they were on so much coke though. Yeah, they were.

1:26:03

It was a real cokey time. Yes, it was.

1:26:07

They're like, and then we'll just be at school. Graduating.

1:26:13

So. And a weird kid will

1:26:15

come into the frame and his eyes will

1:26:17

turn blue. People are actually making, it is,

1:26:20

oh my God. As soon as I type

1:26:22

the letter E into Spotify, Eclipse playlist is

1:26:24

the first thing that pops up. There's

1:26:27

Pink Floyd's Eclipse. Enya

1:26:30

has a song called Eclipse. Oh, no,

1:26:32

no, no. John Denver has a song

1:26:34

called Eclipse. This is terrible. So anybody

1:26:36

with an Eclipse song, you're right. You

1:26:38

should have an Eclipse song. I'm

1:26:41

saying, why are we not doing this? Yeah.

1:26:46

What is John Denver's Eclipse song? Think about

1:26:48

it, Blowing in the Wind, if there's any

1:26:50

kind of wind event. Yeah. We

1:26:53

just gotta get some sort of weather song or some sort of. Son

1:26:55

of a, Look out! Fingles

1:26:59

the satellite, solar flare.

1:27:01

Look out! No

1:27:04

internet tonight. Look out! Look

1:27:07

out! And

1:27:09

here's that hit solar flare. This

1:27:12

is John Denver's Eclipse song. I've

1:27:14

never heard it before. It's slowly

1:27:17

fading in the western sky.

1:27:19

Sounds like every other John Denver song. Yes, it does.

1:27:22

Yeah. We're

1:27:27

helping him right now. Yeah. Oh

1:27:31

God, huh? This'll be on at the wine party

1:27:33

day. Dave

1:27:36

has an Eclipse playlist that he wants to play.

1:27:40

Might as well, everyone else is doing it. Yeah,

1:27:42

that changed. Cause it's weird when you're in your

1:27:44

underwear shirtless with your angel wings on, but the

1:27:46

John Denver kicked on after the next one. Wait

1:27:48

a second. What is the song, Sunshine on

1:27:50

My Shoulder Makes Me Happy? That's John Denver

1:27:52

as well? That sounded like the same song.

1:27:54

Yeah, I think all he really did. There's

1:27:56

a lot that's on the like. He's got

1:27:58

like a lot of happy weather. songs like

1:28:00

I feel like that was the same he was

1:28:02

just like I'm using the same chords I don't

1:28:05

even care I'm gonna talk about

1:28:07

an eclipse this time though Eclipse

1:28:12

coming soon, my gosh Son

1:28:15

of C, he's a weird looking guy He's blocked

1:28:17

by the moon Yeah he is I

1:28:20

could honestly I could go as him for

1:28:22

Halloween Yeah you could have had his hair

1:28:26

This is the craziest costume of

1:28:29

all time Dave's John Denver He's

1:28:31

really different There'd be no one

1:28:33

else at the party No, no one would know I'm

1:28:36

John Denver from the cover of John Denver's

1:28:39

Greatest Inn Oh I thought you

1:28:41

were like a moonshiner I'm like look look at the

1:28:43

cover Oh

1:28:47

From John Denver's Greatest Inn Oh

1:28:49

God I got the

1:28:52

hat and the vest You got

1:28:54

the glasses You got the glasses

1:28:56

You got the doll He got

1:28:58

the You literally

1:29:01

are him Look how happy he was

1:29:04

Oh my God, yeah, right until that plane Hahahah

1:29:08

I did have a tragic ending That

1:29:10

was tough, didn't go well Have a

1:29:12

tragic ending Speaking of tragic

1:29:14

endings, hard to believe it has been 30

1:29:17

years since

1:29:19

the death of Kurt Cobain Oh

1:29:22

yeah Here's how it was announced on MTV News

1:29:24

Hi, I'm Kurt Loder with the MTV News Special

1:29:27

Report on a very sad day Kurt Cobain, the

1:29:29

leader of one of Rock's most gifted and promising

1:29:31

bands Nirvana, is dead And this is the story

1:29:33

as we know it so far Cobain's

1:29:36

body was found in a house in Seattle on Friday

1:29:38

morning He was dead of an apparently

1:29:40

self-inflicted shotgun blast to the head Police found what is

1:29:42

said to be a suicide note at the scene But

1:29:45

had not yet divulged its contents Cobain, who was

1:29:47

27, had reportedly been missing for about 6 days

1:29:49

according to his mother Francis

1:29:52

Bean honored her dad, Kurt Cobain,

1:29:55

on the 30th anniversary of his

1:29:57

death She said, 30 years

1:29:59

ago, my dad said His life ended the

1:30:01

second and third photo captured the last time

1:30:03

we were together when he was still alive.

1:30:06

His mom, Wendy, would often press my hands to

1:30:08

her cheeks and say with a sadness, you have

1:30:10

his hands. She would breathe

1:30:12

them in as if it were her only chance to

1:30:14

hold him a little bit closer again. So

1:30:17

I hope she's holding his hands wherever

1:30:19

they are. She continued, in

1:30:21

the last 30 years, my ideas around loss

1:30:24

have been in a state of metamorphosis. The

1:30:26

biggest lesson learned through grieving for almost as

1:30:28

long as I've been conscious is that it

1:30:30

serves a purpose. The duality

1:30:32

of life and death, pain and joy, yin and

1:30:35

yang need to exist alongside each other or none

1:30:37

of this would have any meaning. It's

1:30:39

just the nature of human existence which throws

1:30:41

us into the depths of our

1:30:43

most authentic lives. As it turns

1:30:45

out, there is no greater motivation

1:30:48

for leaning into loving awareness than

1:30:50

knowing that everything ends, she said.

1:30:54

Yep, I still remember it. I still remember

1:30:56

it. It was a crazy,

1:30:58

crazy day. Crazy

1:31:01

day. And

1:31:04

then I don't think I listened to them for years. I

1:31:06

just can't believe it was 30 years ago.

1:31:09

It's crazy. Yeah.

1:31:11

And that was because Chuck, it just

1:31:13

made you sad or what do you

1:31:15

relate that to? No, not sad. I

1:31:17

was, and it's a weird thing, but

1:31:19

I was mad. I

1:31:21

was mad when

1:31:24

it happened. I was like, what did

1:31:26

you do, you dummy? That's

1:31:29

how I was affected

1:31:32

by it as a kid. I

1:31:34

was like, are you serious? No.

1:31:40

And then I was just like, no, I don't want to think about

1:31:42

it. But then like, you know, I

1:31:44

got into Foo Fighters after he

1:31:47

decided to do that. I mean, and that's obviously

1:31:49

that took off okay. Yeah, they did all right.

1:31:51

They're for sure. And on

1:31:54

a much lighter note here, Megan

1:31:56

Thee Stallion is promoting her new

1:31:58

song, Wannabe, by Pooh. putting

1:32:00

her title of best booty

1:32:02

on the Instagram on the line

1:32:05

with a twerking challenge for fans.

1:32:07

What do you think Jason?

1:32:10

About doing it or watching it? No, no. What

1:32:12

do you think? Does she still have a good chance

1:32:15

to win? Yeah, I mean that's

1:32:17

a nice bet. She

1:32:19

posted quite a graphic video here with

1:32:21

her booty shaking saying Instagram after dark

1:32:24

and nobody better not challenge me because

1:32:26

this is the best ass on Instagram

1:32:29

or if you don't think so tag me in your

1:32:31

video. I cannot

1:32:33

play what she's playing. I can't even

1:32:35

handle a butt like that. That's

1:32:38

not my wheelhouse. I'm a ass man. Yeah, but

1:32:41

I'm different. Yeah,

1:32:44

I have like a,

1:32:47

I'm an ass man but just I'm

1:32:50

a little bit ass. A little,

1:32:52

well, stationary ass. You gotta

1:32:54

be stationary. You can't handle all that.

1:32:59

Yeah. It's

1:33:02

gotta be, there's some limits.

1:33:04

I've got limits. I

1:33:06

see. Whatever. I'm

1:33:08

from a different time. So what's the tag? Supermodels

1:33:10

had almost no buts. What's the tag we gotta

1:33:12

follow for that? The nicest ass on Instagram? Cause

1:33:15

you're gonna be like a bunch of videos or something.

1:33:18

Oh, not bad. Yeah. Let's start

1:33:20

it if it isn't. Show us those

1:33:22

asses. Yeah, it's just they want

1:33:25

to tag her in your twerking videos.

1:33:29

That's what you want. We want you

1:33:31

to tag us. Ladies

1:33:33

asses are so cool. What

1:33:35

a thing. Ours don't do

1:33:37

as much good stuff. We

1:33:40

could twerk all day and it's not great. Right.

1:33:44

Wannabe is Glorilla's new

1:33:47

song with Megan Thee Stallion. It came

1:33:49

out on Friday. I'm sure

1:33:51

Chuck's already been listening to it. He

1:33:53

knows all about it. We're gonna take a

1:33:56

break. When we come back in a moment, we've got

1:33:58

a check of the news up next. What caused a

1:34:00

fat food freak out at Chipotle? Did

1:34:02

hotel staff use a guy's toothbrush to

1:34:04

clean the bathroom? And

1:34:07

are lesbians more likely to have

1:34:09

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1:34:11

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make him our pervert of the day. That's

1:35:55

all coming up. We'll start with this. another

1:36:00

packed food freak out on Dave

1:36:02

and Tessa Freaks. This

1:36:07

news came out and

1:36:10

I thought dear God, Andy

1:36:12

Green could have been caught in the crossfire. Oh

1:36:14

no. Oh yes. So true. So

1:36:17

true. So true. Narrowly

1:36:19

didn't. A customer shot a

1:36:22

Chipotle worker over

1:36:24

a guacamole dispute in metro

1:36:27

Detroit. Yep. I

1:36:29

could have been there. Real tragic. Really it's a

1:36:31

place of joy. I know. Not a place of

1:36:34

violence. Guacamole dispute. A guacamole dispute.

1:36:36

What happened with the brown? I don't know. They

1:36:39

get heated a lot. I don't know. They get brown.

1:36:42

They get thinking about what could cause an

1:36:44

issue someone. Did they forget? Oh

1:36:47

you gave me all those chips. I will

1:36:49

say sometimes their guacamole does look real rough.

1:36:51

Oh yeah. Oh. Not.

1:36:54

You don't order that. No I'm not. I'm not

1:36:56

big on their guacamole. Well

1:36:58

the whole thing was caught on someone's

1:37:00

cell phone. The story's up at davinchuckthefreak.com

1:37:02

if you want to see it. But

1:37:04

take a listen to this report and

1:37:06

what happened at this Chipotle in Southfield,

1:37:08

Michigan from Fox 2 News. You

1:37:11

know we've been covering the news for a long

1:37:14

time but this is a first. A

1:37:16

shooting over a guacamole at

1:37:19

a crowded restaurant with tons of people

1:37:21

eating and in line. It's

1:37:23

hard to believe but we talked to witnesses who

1:37:25

saw it all first hand. Take a look. Chaos

1:37:28

at Chipotle. A customer shoots an employee. It

1:37:32

was loud and then we all just ran

1:37:35

out because it was, yeah. I

1:37:41

mean wouldn't expect to, I wasn't really thinking about

1:37:43

there was going to be a shot but there

1:37:46

was. It happened shortly before 7

1:37:48

o'clock Friday night at the Chipotle

1:37:50

on Evergreen in Southfield. Witnesses

1:37:52

say it all started out as an argument

1:37:55

over food. The source close

1:37:57

to the investigation says it was specifically

1:37:59

over. guacamole. I was just eating a

1:38:01

bowl and I heard shouting and

1:38:04

then I look over they're arguing. One

1:38:07

of the workers went to the back, I don't know why, and then

1:38:09

when he was in the back the customer walked around

1:38:12

the counter, tried to grab his food and put in

1:38:14

a bag and then

1:38:16

the employee came back and they started

1:38:18

fighting and then we heard a gunshot.

1:38:20

The employee, a 21 year old man, shot

1:38:25

in the leg but expected to survive.

1:38:27

Meanwhile the suspect, he took his

1:38:30

time getting out. He was probably 30 seconds after it. I

1:38:32

was in my car and I saw him just walk out

1:38:34

to his car, close the door

1:38:36

and just drive off. He didn't speed off or

1:38:38

anything. It was weird to see. Police arrested the 32

1:38:40

year old man in a parking

1:38:42

lot not far away. Customers who

1:38:44

witnessed it all, not surprisingly,

1:38:47

in shock. That's not something you'd expect

1:38:49

like ever. I wasn't really thinking I was trying to

1:38:51

get out of there after I hit the shot because

1:38:53

it got real all of a sudden. I feel really

1:38:55

handed out processed it. It's gonna take me a while

1:38:57

for sure. I mean

1:38:59

it's very scary. Those two

1:39:02

are never gonna be the same.

1:39:04

They're not, they're not, they're not.

1:39:06

They're just there to enjoy their

1:39:08

bowl. Yeah, they're the guy like

1:39:10

that. I took a long time

1:39:13

to get this wavy hair and

1:39:15

I didn't expect that. If

1:39:17

I was in line and hadn't received my burrito yet and

1:39:19

somebody in front of me pulled a gun on

1:39:21

one of the Chipotle workers, I might get in

1:39:23

front of the Chipotle workers. Easy, easy, let him

1:39:25

like bodyguard. You like dive in front of him.

1:39:27

Yeah, no reason to get crazy here. Yeah, I

1:39:30

haven't gotten my bowl. Hold on,

1:39:32

hold on. You may think.

1:39:34

How much time? Think before you act.

1:39:36

Yeah. Are you almost done?

1:39:38

It's just guacamole. You

1:39:41

can get sour cream. Make them some new guacamole.

1:39:43

To think you could short someone on

1:39:45

guacamole and then you could get shot

1:39:48

over it. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, nuts.

1:39:50

I just, I have to assume

1:39:52

that, you know,

1:39:54

like the guy leaves, he wasn't

1:39:58

like running out of there or anything. But you

1:40:00

have to know like, oh man, my

1:40:03

life is pretty much screwed

1:40:06

now over guacamole. Yeah. You

1:40:08

know, like I just shot a guy in the leg

1:40:10

and who knows, I might've been aiming for more

1:40:13

vital places, but I'm in

1:40:15

big trouble. And that's why I'm just in the

1:40:18

parking lot finishing my Chipotle. Yeah. When

1:40:20

they arrest me because you're going to jail for

1:40:23

quite some time. Yeah, you better

1:40:25

eat all the guac you can get now. Yeah,

1:40:28

because it's, you know, whose guac is worse? Jail

1:40:30

block. Jail block. Is there even jail block?

1:40:33

No, of course not. No, of course not.

1:40:35

No, I wouldn't think so. No kidding

1:40:37

me. There's moon meat. Yeah, right. But I'm

1:40:39

not sure if there's jail block. Your cellmate's

1:40:42

name might be guac. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

1:40:44

got it. Andy,

1:40:46

you're in Chipotle. And honestly,

1:40:48

this does happen. Are you the dialer or do you

1:40:50

just run for your life? What do you do? I

1:40:53

don't know. I'm usually pretty calm. I

1:40:55

think I'd be calm about it. Yeah. Probably

1:40:58

like walk out of there and go to another Chipotle.

1:41:00

Yeah. From when you're buying. Yeah,

1:41:03

there's plenty of them. Yeah. Just

1:41:05

go to Chipotle near me. Just another reason to

1:41:07

go to the one just down the road. Right.

1:41:10

Yep. There's a shooting in this

1:41:12

one, Chipotle near me. Yep. Here

1:41:14

we go. Ten miles away. Yep. Yep.

1:41:18

Oh, that's pretty crazy. Oh, it'd

1:41:20

be so sad to know your burritos right there.

1:41:22

I know. That would be the part of

1:41:25

that devastating. I mean, that's why I try to negotiate with the

1:41:27

shooter. Yeah. Yeah. Put

1:41:29

it down, fella. No need to make a life

1:41:31

changing decision right now. He

1:41:34

honestly, he's the best

1:41:36

Chipotle hostage negotiator we have.

1:41:38

I worked all morning and I'm real hungry.

1:41:41

All right. I

1:41:43

don't think about his guac now. I know.

1:41:45

I'm going to get home. Yeah. That's

1:41:48

a good idea. These two kids in these slides

1:41:50

and they don't

1:41:52

stand a chance, do they? No, they don't. They're

1:41:54

never going to be the same. Now, what's that

1:41:56

they're drinking? Oh,

1:41:58

that's... Is that

1:42:00

the rocks brand of drink? Is

1:42:02

it? No, I've never seen it before. I

1:42:05

know they don't offer it in the vault. Like so they must've brought

1:42:07

that in on their own accord. I don't know

1:42:09

how they got that beverage. I

1:42:12

saw someone drinking it and saying, Hey, rock,

1:42:14

I'm, I've got your back or whatever. And

1:42:17

so I assume that, yeah, there it

1:42:19

is on the top there. Oh

1:42:21

yeah. Big, big Dwayne energy you can get

1:42:23

from drinking that. Not

1:42:26

bad. They were doing everything. They're trying to get their big weight.

1:42:29

You know what? It hasn't, it hasn't worked

1:42:31

yet for them. No, I hope it does.

1:42:34

I hope it does. Yeah. They're real shaken up.

1:42:37

Oh man. You don't go back to that one.

1:42:39

I know they're still trying to process

1:42:41

it. I mean, it is crazy. We, we make fun

1:42:43

of these guys, but if you were at a Chipotle

1:42:45

and someone got shot, you're not ready for it. I

1:42:47

am one of the craziest days of your

1:42:49

life. You're not ready for it. Right. I

1:42:53

wouldn't even be like, if there

1:42:55

was just an argument at a fast food

1:42:57

place, like the Burger King that I saw

1:42:59

the drive-through one, I was in

1:43:01

shock. I was like, wow, I'm

1:43:04

seeing it go down. Look

1:43:06

at this. So I can't even

1:43:08

imagine being in there and it escalates

1:43:10

to that. I've

1:43:12

eaten there once at this exact one, a couple of years

1:43:14

ago when they put me up at a hotel, when they

1:43:16

knew the weather was going to be bad, right around the

1:43:19

corner from there. Yeah.

1:43:21

I've been there too. Luckily

1:43:24

was not sure. You guys are pretty bad ass. Yeah. No,

1:43:26

we are. I've been to that Chipotle. I'll

1:43:28

go there again today. You

1:43:32

guys are nuts. Take

1:43:35

your lives with your own hands every once in

1:43:37

a while. Caution to the wind. I

1:43:42

just got a bowl. Right. Extra

1:43:44

steak, please. That's

1:43:46

normally is normally fits. No,

1:43:49

don't walk them all easy. Easy.

1:43:53

Normally that's what your nuts is. It is there. Again,

1:43:56

you want to see that and the original video, go check

1:43:58

it out at David and Chuck for free. Well,

1:44:00

here is another guy who did

1:44:02

step in in a fast food

1:44:04

freakout this guy who is

1:44:07

a former wrestler Saved an

1:44:09

employee from an assault at

1:44:11

a Subway restaurant in

1:44:14

Indianapolis He

1:44:16

stepped up to save the day. Here's

1:44:19

his story now from WRTV.

1:44:21

Take a listen Obligated

1:44:24

man, I just acted

1:44:26

but I'm glad I did it Franklin

1:44:28

resident Gabriel Pizzolo works a couple blocks

1:44:30

from this subway on East Hannah Avenue

1:44:32

on the city's south side I do

1:44:34

a foot long Do

1:44:37

white flatbread? The former

1:44:39

wrestler comes in a couple times a

1:44:41

week, but on March 22nd his visit

1:44:43

took a dramatic turn I had heard it from

1:44:46

outside I'd

1:44:48

walked in and he was visibly

1:44:50

assaulting, you know throwing stuff. I believe

1:44:52

I saw him spit at her And

1:44:56

how I was raised man, you don't do that stuff And

1:44:59

it was kind of go time from

1:45:01

there Gabriel seen here says he tackled

1:45:03

Daniel Saunders to the ground as he

1:45:05

finally He held him down

1:45:08

until police arrived minutes later to make

1:45:10

an arrest She didn't seem like she

1:45:12

could defend herself in any such way You are grandpa.

1:45:14

And I was afraid that he was either leaving to

1:45:16

get something to arm her She

1:45:18

had said that he had threatened to

1:45:20

kill her. I did combat sports for quite a

1:45:22

while So I was completely

1:45:25

controlling. I didn't want to punch him or anything.

1:45:27

I didn't want to hurt him too bad So

1:45:29

I just held a man. The manager is grateful

1:45:31

that someone was there to keep his employees safe

1:45:34

luckily, he was here at the right time in the right place and I'm

1:45:37

very thankful that my employees weren't damaged and he's

1:45:39

calling I'm like there's ovens Yeah

1:45:43

Oh my god That's

1:45:46

not how you want your man manager

1:46:00

to deal with you. Oh

1:46:03

boy, I've never heard of someone refer

1:46:06

to another human as being well in

1:46:08

that way. Yeah, yeah. During

1:46:10

an assault. Here's what else this manager had to

1:46:12

say to the news here. Definitely

1:46:14

a hero like not be a ordinary person. You can

1:46:17

be here anytime or anywhere wherever you go. But Gabriel

1:46:19

wouldn't use that word to describe himself. All glory to

1:46:21

God man for real and I don't feel like a

1:46:23

hero, but I'm glad I did it. In

1:46:26

Indianapolis, Griffin Gonzalez, WRTV.

1:46:28

Wow. Well, as Griffin shared, Daniel Saunders

1:46:31

was arrested at the scene and is

1:46:33

being charged with one count of battery

1:46:35

resulting in bodily injury. His next hearing

1:46:37

is scheduled for April 4.

1:46:39

As for Gabriel, his reward a

1:46:41

free sandwich anytime he comes to

1:46:43

visit. Well, that's not bad. Yeah, they

1:46:45

think every time I thought

1:46:47

I was gonna be

1:46:49