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David and Chuck the Freak Hi

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there. On a Thursday the

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11th of April it is David and Chuck the

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Freak and thanks for joining us. I

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don't know if this was in

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your wheelhouse Chuck and Andy. Did

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you watch any of Mr. Wizards

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shows? I did. When you were growing up?

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Yeah growing up I watched Mr. Wizard. No. He

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was just like an old guy that kind of looked like Judge

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Wapner. A little bit. He

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just like made science stuff like... Yeah no, I'm much

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older than that. No,

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no. I think so. No,

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no. Mr. Wizard, first

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of all there was one that ran like...he

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did it three times. Three different

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versions. In the 50s to the mid 60s. Oh geez. In

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the early 70s. Same guy? Yeah.

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Yeah and then 83 to 90. Yeah

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so that's where I caught him. He was like...he was old

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by that point. Okay. I

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always used to be like kind of disappointed because I

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had around that time just found out about actual Wizards.

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Oh yes. So I'm like Mr. Wizard?

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I'm like this is gonna be awesome

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magic and might. Yeah, no, no smiting.

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Yeah, no. Old guy with Andy's got

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some beakers and some buns and burners.

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It was educational television programs for

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children devoted to science and technology.

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His real name is Donald

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Herbert. He's gone. Yeah,

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oh my god, yeah. In 2007

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but what's funny is they put

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together some clips from the show and it

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shows how back

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then you could be a grumpy old man

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on TV. Okay. Right

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now if it was a kid show they'd be like no, Jimmy.

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Oh. That's

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not how we do it but we'll show you how.

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Right. He's just like you're dumb and stupid. Yeah.

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I don't remember him being like very sensitive

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or like fun. No,

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he was just an old guy who

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I think was right. running out of

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patience. Yeah, probably. I've been teaching science

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for 30 years. No one gets it.

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They're getting dumber every day. Here's

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a little bit of his highlight

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reel of him interacting with some kids

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on his Mr. Wizard's World. Oh,

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and I can't hear it. Oh, Dave's

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listening himself. Yeah, I was queuing

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everything up this morning. I

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gotta get out of this and go. Working good.

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Oh yeah, everything's working great as always. Anyway,

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here we go. Wrong. Wrong?

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Wrong? Wrong. That's

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fake. Not right. That's how

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I was wrong? That's how you were wrong.

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You mean not exactly. You can use the

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air or cancer. Don't come to conclusions. That's

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enough. Because I already see that it's not

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random. In view of your miscount, do you

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mind if I do the acid? Never

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seen this guy in my life. Really?

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Yeah, I would never. Never. No. I

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don't have a clue what he is. No, you're seeing the

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little pieces of dust. Well,

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you're right, but for the wrong reason. You

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have to make the hole bigger than that,

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obviously. It's full of paper you wasted. He's

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like a real condescending kid. Yeah,

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really? Look at

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all the paper you wasted. Yeah. We're

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in ours. Yeah, try it again. Well, you have

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one of those inside your head. I do? Yeah,

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it's called a brain. Hot wax drop

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on your finger? Yeah. Well, hold it

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straight up, then it won't do that. Hot

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wax drop on your finger. Hold it straight up, you little bitch.

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Oh, my God. Keep

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out of reach of children. That includes you. Pat, could

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you do it? I don't think so. Don't

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breathe. Stop. You're going to see if

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I can guess it? Yeah. An

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igloo? No. A pee? No.

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A muscling? No.

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I know. What? An

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octopus. No. I give up.

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It's a jellyfish. It's a jellyfish. Oh,

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I was right. Are you... Oh,

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my God. Yeah, I have very... I was

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real young when I watched his show.

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Yeah, this must have been on hiatus

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for me. I

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watched some science show called Kid

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Bits, which was way

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more pumped. Yeah, there was like a few

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science shows I watched. I watched him, I

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watched that Bill Nye the

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Science guy. Yeah, Beekman's World was the

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other one. He was

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like, Bill Nye the Science guy, he's like arch nemesis.

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Yeah, I would say. The Man in the Rat suit.

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Yeah, it was always weird. God, that was a

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weird show. It was really weird. Because my little

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brother would watch it, and I'd be like, what

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in the world? Listeners

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are having their Mr. Wizard memory. Someone said he

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showed me how to cut up a banana without

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peeling it, just using a sewing needle. Oh,

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yeah, I've seen that one. Did he have a theme song or

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something? I thought you were going to hit us with a theme

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song. Oh, yeah. I honestly, I just barely remember the show. I

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think I saw it a couple of times, but

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it didn't make a big impression on me. Mr.

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Wizard, he's a dick. Yeah, not

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bad. Not bad.

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He's a cranky old man for

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sure. But he wouldn't get away

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with that on TV these days.

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No. Right? Right. KidBits had a

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Superfly theme song.

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He was like, oh,

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it was a jam. It was a

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jam. What was KidBits all

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about? It just was a guy in a

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sweater that would teach kids how

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to do experiments at home that

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could blow the whole

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entire home up. But that

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was the time we lived in. No,

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but can you shove a straw

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through a potato? I

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bet you can. Go get a potato and

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a straw. Then you figured

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it out. It was like a little science thing. But

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he didn't have kids on there, and he didn't yell

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at the kids. So

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you have one of those in your head.

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It's a brain. What a brain. Yeah. Speaking

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of old people, they all I've always come out

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with new signs that you're old. One

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of the latest ones that's making the rounds

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online now is they know you're

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old if you wear eyeshadow for

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ladies, obviously. I

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guess that's an official sign that you're old because

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young people don't wear eyeshadow as much. I

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think the makeup videos that probably your daughter

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watches would not

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go along with that, right? Probably

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not. The TikTok videos with the makeup, it seems

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like they use a lot. Yeah, I don't... God,

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I guess I just don't know. I

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think maybe what it is is they

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use some. Some people are... I

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would just say it's probably a light thing. I don't

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think Stella wears it at

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all. Eyeshadow?

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I don't think so, but I don't watch her

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get ready. Right. No, I'm just saying that

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TikTok videos that she watched, she always talked about that. Oh, God. Well,

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that was... Well, they were gay men. In all the

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different makeup. They watched a ton of gay men doing

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makeup. That's how she

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learned. We

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found out last year that anyone who dances with

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their hands in the air is officially old, but

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here's some of the other signs they're saying, when

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you eat Tums like candy. Yeah.

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I went through a real harsh Tums

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phase. Tums phase. Tums phase. Tums phase.

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Tums phase. Tums phase. Tums

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phase. Tums phase. Tums phase. Tums

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phase. Tums phase. Tums phase. Tums

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phase. And you're like, okay, let me

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have a bottle of Tums after that. Right. Yeah,

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I always used to have to have them. I

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was just like, why is there so much acid? Yeah. I

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used to have a lot of acid. I got

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even that old though. No, no, I wasn't. I was just

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unhealthy. It's pushing the limits. It's

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pushing the body's limits. Are you still dealing

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with that or not? No, not so

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much. It was all diet, like, honestly

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for me. Usually, right? Yeah. Yeah,

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I used to have like some kind of like, you

7:52

know, like a burning every once in a while. Like a

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gaff thing. And then, you

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know, you lose some weight and you realize, oh, yeah. I

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guess that was my fault. Yeah,

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you snap your fingers when you're trying to

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remember something I

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don't naturally do that. I don't think so. I don't

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think so. You can't sit or

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stand without making some sort of noise Oh, that's

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me now. I may be there. Yeah, I Don't

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like this one at all. But I is this really

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an old thing you use your speakerphone for most of

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your calls That's an old thing. That's

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what I do. My parents do you know Kind of

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do that is because a long time ago. I heard

8:29

that the cell phone For

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me it's just I can't hear a thing I like

8:38

private conversation some you know, like I don't want to

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I'm not Public,

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you know, but even in my house if

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I'm talking to my mom or I just

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sometimes don't want just like you can hear

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my Mom throughout the whole house. Yeah. Yeah,

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it's easy. It's easy for me. I just

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put it on there But yeah, it's for me. It's

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just about I want it

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loud. I Don't want

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to miss anything So you

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put it on speaker? Yeah if

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They say you judge parents if their kid isn't

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wearing a jacket, that's another sign you're

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old Like you look at

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kids and if they're not dressed appropriately and

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you judge their parents You're old.

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Well, I judge them for a multitude of

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reasons. That's only one of them Like

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I will judge on a million

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different Things

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like driving in the car and realizing a kid's not

9:30

even in a car seat. I'm like, wow

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Wow Huh that kid's

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as good as dead. Yeah for sure. I

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guess no judgment anymore. Oh, no Oh,

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you know how hard it is to get a jacket

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on a kid sometimes and tell you whatever man Well,

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we're gonna be outside for a couple minutes. I'm not

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doing this with you I can't even get sunscreen on

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the guy without a fight. It's like so

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burn your face is gonna burn And then you'll

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wear the sunscreen forever. Yeah Teach

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him right sometimes you have

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to although My

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kids I would I guess I was the

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same thing, you know, especially teenage boys They

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reach a certain point where they just wear

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shorts year-round. Oh It's all

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my kid wants to wear. Yeah, right And

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so I just gave up amber would have

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like a meltdown every day arguing with them I'm like

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screw them if they want to go outside in the

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cold like that then that's up to them They'll figure

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it out. I mean their dad

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doesn't wear a jacket. So my kids like jacket

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stuff They don't never wear a jacket. I don't

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wear one. Yeah Here's

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another one you watch the local news every

10:29

night not there yet probably

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never will be there. I just got

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there I

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pick on the news. No chicken

10:48

real life Yeah Yeah,

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oftentimes I'm there watching the news.

10:57

Yep, you do whatever I've

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watched a lot of dumb stuff I'll watch

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whatever for yeah. Yep. I thought you

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know, I check on the no No, that's what I just

11:05

do. Oh, yeah Yeah,

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I watch the news cuz I'm just a pervert

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Sorry, that's where my brain went to you just fell in

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love with a news lady. No, I get it I've been

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alone for a while By

11:25

the way you get bonus points if you say things like

11:27

what's this world coming to Oh sure What's

11:30

this world coming to I think that's my

11:32

whole motive for Doing

11:35

everything another sign you're an

11:37

old person now. You've stood outside a store in

11:39

the morning waiting for it to open Never

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do that It's only because

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I'm up so early. I can't even I don't

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think I've never done that my entire life I

11:48

never will stand in front of a store before

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it open. No, no, like not on a non

11:52

like Black Friday No, but

11:54

yeah thing so I've done that a couple times But for

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me, it's like I gotta go pick something up and I'll

11:59

pull up. It's like 655 my

12:01

oh my god the store doesn't even open till

12:03

7. Yeah, you just don't know the hour. I

12:05

so what am I gonna? I'm gonna drive. Oh,

12:08

yeah, they're there. You got five minutes me. What

12:10

is it my car? Yeah? Yeah, wait for it

12:12

to open What are the people working there who

12:14

are like? Oh god? I'm

12:17

here. I can't stand this. How do they feel

12:19

about the guy who's in the parking lot? Just

12:21

ready? I don't think they like it ready to

12:24

go hate them. I think so, too I get

12:26

that I think so too I feel like telling

12:28

myself to calm down, but I'm like And

12:32

I and listen you know what there's no one

12:34

there, and it's amazing yeah, yeah in

12:37

and out No No

12:40

dealing with anyone It's only happened to me when

12:42

I thought they were open earlier than they were

12:44

something and I had to sit there I've done

12:46

it at a restaurant before because the hours were

12:48

so and you know odd and like and they

12:50

weren't open yet So they were standing out there

12:53

like uh They made fun of us. We know

12:55

who they are we know the people that they're

12:57

like. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's get here We

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don't open till four We're

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we're what's called a dinner restaurant

13:23

Here's another one you start conversations with

13:26

strangers in public God,

13:28

I've seen that you know generally

13:30

it's old men Yeah,

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they're lonely. They're lonely right and they're

13:35

like well You

13:37

think it's old men. I think a lot

13:39

of times old ladies. Oh my god

13:41

old ladies will talk They're

13:43

the ones that like if a line's not

13:45

moving fast. They got a comment. They like

13:48

to share their frustration With

13:50

them uh-huh they also will just

13:52

get involved in conversations. I've seen it a

13:55

lot I've seen it

13:57

a lot. It'll be like who which

13:59

one is your Which one is your

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grand daughter? Oh wow! You

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know, I'm gonna add something to the list myself. I

14:09

feel like there's always something wrong with me. Oh

14:12

wow. There's always something wrong with you?

14:14

Like there's always like I have to

14:16

keep going. Like I've lived a fairly

14:18

healthy life, thankfully. But now, so now

14:20

I have a torn rotator cuff. Oh

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god. Yeah, you're breaking down. Yeah, that's

14:25

it. So that's how I know I'm old. There's

14:28

all like I had my knee last year. I've

14:30

gone through all sorts of crap. Yeah. But now

14:32

I just had to go for ultrasound. That

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pickle ball. I don't

14:36

know what it is. That pickle ball. But I've

14:39

been hard time sleeping and it's been in so

14:41

much pain. And yeah, so I've... See

14:43

the Chuck, because now you need the pillow

14:45

back. Yeah, I guess he needs his pillow.

14:48

I'll bring it back. Bring it back!

14:50

I just gotta get an industrial sized garbage

14:52

bag. It's huge.

14:55

It's gigantic. I'm curious. See

14:58

how this goes? You just pass it by on pillows

15:00

with your shoulder problems. That's what happened to me. Same

15:03

thing. Start

15:06

there. It only takes months. Therapy again? You're gonna

15:08

be in therapy? Yeah, but for the shoulder now.

15:10

Oh my god, dude. Yeah, it's another sign you're

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getting old. Another one is you

15:14

know exactly where your heating pad is. Yeah,

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I don't have one of those. I have a heating

15:19

pad. I've had one for half a month. I have

15:21

one, but I don't know exactly. I've got a couple

15:24

things. I'm like addicted to my heating pad. I've got

15:26

one of those weird things you put in the microwave.

15:28

It's like full of seeds. Yeah, I got one of

15:30

those. Oh, the magic bag or whatever. Whatever they're called.

15:32

I just like the one that plugs in. Yeah, that's

15:35

always an easy one. You

15:38

leave the plastic on things to keep them

15:41

new. Oh god, no. Oh no, no,

15:43

no. To me that's like you're 80 when you do

15:45

that. Oh, I think my TV still has the plastic

15:47

on it. Really? I'm 100% guilty of

15:49

that. Yeah, like the face

15:51

of it or whatever so that it

15:53

doesn't scratch. Yeah, like a round. Yeah,

15:55

the frame. Yeah, so you're leaving it

15:57

on there intentionally. Yeah, I mean, there's

15:59

multiple. things like top of

16:01

a clock, you know, like the other plastic

16:03

that peels off. Yeah. Yeah, leaving

16:05

out all the time. Just like, what's wrong with you? It's

16:08

usually a mistake. I'm like, oh, there's

16:10

plastic on here. I didn't realize. 100%

16:12

guilt. I didn't know that made me old. Yeah. It

16:15

kind of made me a psychopath. Because, I mean,

16:17

back in the day, it used to be like

16:19

grandmas would leave plastic on top of their dining

16:21

table or their couches. Yeah. My

16:23

couches. My friend had his mom had a

16:26

room. One of us were allowed to go

16:28

in. And it

16:30

was like plastic. That room

16:32

was just plastic. I'm like, I don't know

16:35

when maybe the queen gave her the stuff

16:37

that was in there. I don't know. But

16:40

it was all covered in plastic. And we were all

16:42

like, get a load of

16:44

this. Like a depression era thing. Yeah.

16:47

Like, make it make it last. My family

16:49

won't get rid of their furniture to my

16:51

people in the family. I mean, they've had

16:53

it forever. So over 50 years. I mean,

16:56

they had. I mean, how do I keep a piece of

16:58

furniture that long? Yeah. You know how

17:00

much I go through furniture? I know. But it's

17:02

a whole different generation. This is the thing

17:04

too. Like, so like my parents, they will

17:06

hang on to it till it breaks. Yeah.

17:10

But then like when one breaks, they only

17:12

get rid of the one that's broken. And

17:15

they go and replace the broken one. And

17:17

I'm like, wow, now you have two couches

17:20

that don't they don't make any sense at

17:22

all. I have money. Take whatever. Whatever you're

17:24

doing, do it. I mean, I'm going

17:26

to line up someone said I worked at a car wash for

17:28

a while and we would get pissed when there'd be multiple cars

17:30

lined up 10 minutes before we even

17:32

open was always old people

17:34

who would start honking because we wouldn't

17:36

open early for them. Six oh one.

17:39

I'm going to be late to the

17:41

cracker. I'm going to

17:43

be late to breakfast at the cracker

17:45

barrel. Thanks to you guys.

17:48

I just need to buy 25 two by fours. Open

17:51

up. Another

17:56

sign that you're an old person now.

17:59

You've recently said. How do you

18:01

work this dang thing? Jeez,

18:03

I love this one you tell the

18:06

server please give my compliments to the

18:08

chef I

18:18

want to go to Cracker Barrel and say that Give

18:23

my compliments to the chef. This is really funny

18:25

to do it. I like Wendy's yeah You

18:30

cut your juice with water because

18:33

everything's sweet these days. Jeez

18:36

that happens, huh? I

18:38

think if you're truly only you got to

18:40

avoid juice. I'm gonna say I can't have

18:42

you I have special juice. Yeah, orange juice.

18:45

I don't even touch juice Juice

18:47

is a nut of the juice game became

18:49

my enemy when I was like trying

18:51

to not be like full of sugars

18:53

Yeah, diet juice and fake juice. Oh,

18:56

yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't

18:58

mind the fake juice Different

19:01

sweetener in it. It's not ocean

19:04

spray diet. Yeah Fake

19:06

it's just poison, but it's good. It goes

19:08

down some of it and cause

19:10

cancer This is what I call a Lisa

19:13

lesson like you know She taught me years

19:15

ago that did not waste my time on

19:17

crappy stuff so like once in a while

19:19

I'll have like a fresh squeezed orange juice.

19:22

Yeah. Oh, you know as a nice little

19:24

treat treat. Yeah I'm

19:27

old Don't

19:35

tell anybody that story You

19:40

ever cut a great Today

19:50

I Went

19:52

through a phase where I was having like

19:54

everything like healthy like healthy ice cream and

19:56

healthy cookies and and you know Yeah, yeah,

19:59

you know Lisa said, well I just

20:01

want something really good once in a

20:03

while. Right. The real version of it.

20:05

Yeah. Not the crappy

20:07

diet version of it. This

20:10

guy said work at a gym, doors open at five.

20:12

We have people lining up at four thirty. I bet.

20:15

Yeah. I mean that one makes sense. It's better

20:17

to have a 24 hour gym. Yeah,

20:20

I feel like there are some people

20:22

that's just their routine. It's like the

20:24

crack, like the

20:26

second that gym opens, that's when they want to be

20:28

in there and do it, but I don't understand that

20:30

whole thing. I never got that either. There's people you'll

20:32

see running with their lights on. I'm like, yeah, in

20:35

the morning. I almost sit one all the time. Yeah.

20:37

They think they own the place. They really do. I'll

20:40

tell you what, because they got a little light on their head. You don't though. You

20:42

don't. You really don't. I've seen, there's this

20:44

guy that's not every day, but occasionally, like

20:47

I'm on the road at three thirty in

20:49

the morning. Yeah. And this guy's

20:51

out there at three thirty in

20:53

the morning running. Yeah. Like

20:55

what time does he start his day? Six.

20:59

Those are good. Whenever I see those

21:01

people, I'm like, they have to be some

21:03

of the most annoying people because they're such

21:05

go getters. Oh my God. Can you even

21:08

imagine them getting up at like three and

21:10

running? Oh my God. That's crazy. I

21:12

see that. I see that around here on

21:14

the way in, there'll be like a walking club, you

21:16

know, walking. Yeah. Wow. It's

21:19

crazy. The one time I

21:21

ever tried to like work out before I came to

21:23

work, I was like, this is gonna be awesome. I'll

21:25

start my day like that. And I was exhausted. Oh

21:28

God. I was exhausted. I

21:30

was like, that was a good thing. They didn't

21:32

have energy. No way. Oh no. There's

21:34

a lot of energy lies out there. Yeah, there is. Mm

21:37

hmm. Someone says, on my way

21:39

to work right now, literally just popped into

21:42

a gas station, I bought a package of

21:44

salt and vinegar pistachios because I wanted to

21:46

try something a little more exciting. Mm hmm.

21:49

While I walk out of the store, turn on the radio and

21:51

you guys are talking about this. I've never felt so old in

21:53

my life. When you buy

21:55

your pistachios to excite your life. This

21:57

is the most exciting thing that will happen.

22:00

I know my dad be like I can't I love to but I can't have

22:02

those so there's a there's a real

22:25

senior moment when you can't even have that kind

22:27

of thrill. Yeah. Someone

22:30

said speaking of plastic on stuff my

22:32

mom always had a bowl of decorative

22:34

candy and no one was

22:36

ever allowed to touch it. Oh just for the

22:38

season type of thing. Just like why? Why? You

22:42

need to be able to eat that. Yeah my

22:44

mom always has that kind of stuff but it's

22:46

always like consumable. Yeah you're allowed. Yeah it's consumable.

22:48

Not for sure. Here's

22:50

another sign you're an old person now. She

22:53

tried by a nice house and said oh that's a

22:55

nice house. Didn't

23:00

care when you were younger. I guess you never

23:02

noticed before. About real estate. You

23:04

know what happens with me I'm

23:07

always shocked when there's a home that

23:09

I guess someone went

23:12

crazy in like a neighborhood

23:14

that it wouldn't like really make

23:16

sense. That's what flabbergasted me. I'm

23:18

like whoa! Look at that. Why

23:20

on earth? Why'd you

23:23

do that? I noticed nice lawns.

23:25

There was a guy my neighbor did.

23:27

It's amazing and I complimented him. He

23:29

was standing outside. Oh that's awesome. I

23:31

already loved it. He made his day.

23:33

Yeah he was really excited. Like really?

23:35

Like man that lawn is lush. Beautiful

23:39

man. Yeah. There's a lot of time in there. God

23:41

I'm jealous. Yeah mine is also lush

23:43

and beautiful. But I don't. You

23:45

don't do anything to it. I don't do a single thing.

23:47

I did have a guy knock on my door a couple

23:49

of years ago and let me know. Wow.

23:52

That guy was far from beyond. I thought that was so

23:54

odd. That's really strange. I was like hello. Please

23:57

get off. Get out of here. You are

23:59

a freak. What? That was a

24:01

funny thing to say. I don't know if I would be... You're

24:03

a freak! I just wouldn't be... I wouldn't be like...

24:06

I wouldn't think that was great. I would

24:08

be like, why are you coming to my

24:10

door to tell me my lawn lesson? That's

24:12

not real. That's not

24:14

real. That's an insane human. It

24:16

was. He walks by

24:19

our house every day and I guess

24:21

I had just walked inside with Jameson. Oh, so he

24:23

saw you. So he saw me and so he knocked.

24:25

But doesn't he wait until he comes out? He turned

24:27

out to be in a squawk and he said, hey!

24:30

I didn't know what to say. I was like, what

24:32

do you say? Thanks, bud! Hey, thanks, man. You want

24:34

to... here, take your shoes off. Go

24:37

for a walk. It's

24:39

almost like... I don't know

24:41

if anybody saw my Instagram post about the lady with the gay. I

24:43

didn't want to bring it up. Oh! Please

24:46

talk about that. Because I don't... You guys, why

24:48

does this happen to me? I don't

24:50

think it's current. What is it about

24:52

my life that creates this? Well,

24:55

most people haven't seen this Instagram post. No.

24:59

Yeah, and it's a long story. I'll try to condense

25:01

it and make it make sense as much as I

25:03

can. I have a

25:05

property that is... it's odd shaped,

25:07

right? It's

25:09

not a normal shape. You

25:11

share multiple backyards. Basically, it's all

25:13

attached like three or... Yeah, there's

25:15

a few. Yeah. But

25:18

it's a big property. So this section of

25:20

the property is not being currently utilized

25:22

at this moment. But I do have plans for it

25:24

in the future. Okay. But it's

25:26

part... it's my property. Yeah. And there's

25:28

a fence that connects two neighborhoods. So

25:31

my neighborhood and then this woman's neighborhood.

25:33

Okay. She has friends that move

25:35

to town that live in my neighborhood. She got them...

25:38

She's like, hey, you know, like there's a house for sale. They

25:40

bought the house. They're friends. They're visiting all

25:42

the time. So she... I've never met

25:44

her. I've lived there 15 years. Yeah. She's

25:47

lived there 15 years. Yesterday, they're

25:49

in their backyard and they're like, hey! Oh,

25:52

you know, hey, oh, how you doing? I'm blah, blah, blah.

25:55

Um, hey, do you think I could put a gate

25:58

in there in your... know

26:00

over in your fence like cutting through

26:02

your yard cutting through your yard so

26:04

that my friends and we can see

26:07

each other quicker wait

26:10

a second they want to cut your fence

26:12

though they want to take yeah I said

26:14

what do you cut a hole put a

26:16

gate on put a gate on another part

26:18

of it no just put just one just

26:20

put it get one gate and then

26:22

they can access to her

26:24

yard and they can just pass

26:27

cut through but they don't get to the

26:30

neighborhood like you know what

26:32

I mean like there's the neighbor on the

26:34

other side there's no offense there for them

26:36

to get there's no like most people do

26:38

it's a little bit of a walk but

26:40

you've got to go all the

26:42

way around you could drive there you could probably

26:44

you could get a bike yeah bike there's a

26:46

million things yeah so there's a there's a dog

26:49

involved which is why I talked to the other

26:51

neighbor who lives in my neighborhood there's a dog

26:53

that Douglas will interact with and I'm like I've

26:55

only met the guy a couple times right and

26:58

I'm like

27:01

I didn't know what to say what do you say what

27:03

do you say to that I said well

27:07

you know what I'd use my dog as

27:09

an excuse all I'd say is listen I'm

27:12

sorry we fenced in for our dog and

27:14

I don't want him to get out or

27:16

something like that you know yeah but this

27:18

part's like open like yeah like my backyard

27:20

and then there's it's weird but so I

27:22

said oh I said

27:25

I'm you know security reasons I don't think that that's

27:27

a good idea I don't want like a gate I said

27:29

I don't know what I'm going to do with this property

27:31

I don't know it's just why are you gonna do anything

27:33

with it you just leave it alone leave the grass there

27:35

just leave it I'm like now she's telling me what

27:37

yeah well because she wants a

27:40

gate cuz that's

27:42

what matters not any of your

27:44

who asked that I don't know

27:47

that's incredibly on the spot so

27:49

much and I didn't want to be rude you

27:51

know so I'm like well yeah

27:53

I don't know you know I'd be

27:57

like can't you guys just use two cups on strings or something

27:59

to be BSS I don't understand why you got

28:01

to mess with my property. Yeah What

28:03

a bold thing. It's a bold thing

28:06

and I thought she was joking at first I couldn't believe

28:08

it and I I want to get to the point in

28:10

life where I I'm rude to people You

28:14

know, right where you just like you know, what

28:16

sorry no I'd rather not

28:19

have that You know

28:21

you want to say no like, you

28:23

know already you already know you like

28:25

no I want people just walking on

28:27

my property No, nothing through and look and

28:30

people I don't know very well Yeah,

28:32

like it's a common area like I

28:35

bought that property to be away from

28:37

people It's separate. It's

28:39

like yeah large that it's it's

28:41

away Like do I'm like, do you know me

28:43

at all? I want people

28:45

around right? Yeah It's

28:47

almost a mistake to even just approach her when she said

28:49

hi Hey,

28:53

you know like I know the one guy yeah happen

28:56

to be over there I

28:59

Don't know. I don't know what to think of people. So where did

29:01

you leave it? You left it like y'all have to think about it

29:03

kind of she said she said well you think

29:05

about it That's right pretty

29:07

much was like that's not going to

29:09

happen Like I don't know what now I want

29:12

to just put something obnoxious over there just to

29:14

annoy her Maybe

29:16

I'm gonna get a new fence. I'm gonna write a

29:19

new fence up no gate. You build the wall Lisa

29:21

you build a wall I'm building the wall. I'm like,

29:23

oh lady Oh You

29:26

don't know how bad you just messed up 15

29:31

years and now you are in for it. I just

29:33

got an idea a moat a

29:35

moat A big my

29:38

gonna use it. Oh god, you're right. She

29:40

might be like I bought a gondola Yeah,

29:42

I want to go down your moat. Someone's

29:44

calling saying it's probably not Building

29:46

code wouldn't allow it anyway, so probably not Well, the

29:49

thing is it's like I had a lot of response

29:51

on Instagram people were like, did you say don't do

29:53

that? God, I don't do that I

29:58

could handle like the person on the street

30:00

asking me for something more than I could

30:02

handle a neighbor. Because I

30:04

have to see the people again. You know, it's

30:06

not like, so you can't be so rude. Someone

30:09

said, say your insurance company recommended

30:12

against it. Oh. I

30:14

just want to say no. Well, yeah, you could say

30:16

that for sure. But I guess I could say if

30:18

I want to be nice and... Don't want the liability.

30:21

But this is why I don't talk to neighbors. Yep. I

30:24

blame my husband because he's the one who takes his

30:26

dog for the walk and talks to a

30:28

lot of these people. But he was looking at

30:30

me like, and he didn't know what to say and he

30:32

just walked away. He

30:34

left me with the dog the way. He's like,

30:36

I don't know. I can't. I don't

30:38

know what to do. And I'm like, OK, it's a

30:41

good thing I'm here because no. Yeah. Yeah.

30:43

I got an issue with a neighbor right now

30:45

that we're having. We're on the outs because he

30:48

will go outside and then forget his

30:50

keys and then hit my apartment buzzer

30:53

to let him in. Oh, you're his. You're his. Yeah,

30:55

I'm his key. What? Three

30:58

times. And he did. He used to do it

31:00

a lot, like, especially when I'd be like doing

31:02

drugs in the middle of the afternoon. And I'm

31:04

like, God damn it. Yeah. I'm

31:06

not doing here. Yeah. He

31:09

did that like enough times to where now I just ignore

31:11

it because I know it's him and I know he knows

31:13

I'm ignoring it. So like when we see each other now,

31:15

it's just real awkward. It's awkward. Yeah. I'm just like, hey,

31:17

I'm your key. Whatever. You can't be

31:20

a key man. Trying to teach him a lesson.

31:22

Yeah. I found it so rude. And he did

31:24

it like a few times to where he just

31:26

started counting on me to be his like backup.

31:28

Oh, yeah, that's no good. Yeah. Why would people

31:30

do that? I don't know. I found it so

31:32

weird and rude. Some people just don't have any

31:34

boundaries. They don't know right from wrong. They

31:37

it's weird, but they just don't know the

31:39

norms of society. Would you ever ask someone

31:42

to put a gate in or would you

31:44

ever buzz someone multiple times? Never. Because you

31:46

forgot your key. And I would never say

31:48

you think about it after somebody's just

31:50

declined. Yeah. That's

31:52

very pushy. She's very pushy. I don't like

31:55

her. I don't like her. Pushy

31:57

person. Erin's with us and she has a

32:00

little comment for you, Lisa. Hey, Aaron. Hey,

32:03

how are you? Doing okay. What do you

32:05

think? Oh my

32:07

god, do not do it. Do not do it. Of course I'm

32:09

not doing it. I would never do it.

32:11

But why? Did you do this, Aaron? Well,

32:14

we were very close to our neighbors and we

32:16

said they replaced the fence and we said, yeah,

32:19

put a gate in our kids play. Oh,

32:21

no. Yep. Well, we didn't think about the

32:23

day they were going to move and then,

32:25

you know, these jerks move in and now

32:27

we got a barricade. I mean, it's just a

32:29

pain in the ass. Yeah. You never

32:32

know. Like there's no guarantee people are

32:34

going to live beside you forever. I've

32:36

had neighbors, like everyone has moved. Everybody's

32:38

moved. All the people that... Bring

32:41

yourself a favor. Be mean. How old

32:43

are you? You've got to be mean. If

32:45

I turn me from 36 on, you got to

32:47

do it. I've got to be mean. Yeah, that's

32:49

it. I've got to be mean. Please, please. Sorry,

32:53

we just don't want that. Not

32:55

even mean. Just be bold, honest.

32:57

I have to be honest. It's

33:00

hard for me. It's hard.

33:02

Yeah. It's either

33:04

lie or be honest. What do you want? Yeah.

33:07

Just be honest. I guess to me,

33:09

like the one thing, like a lot

33:11

of things in my life have always

33:13

been like, well, we can't do this

33:16

because, you know,

33:18

like, so like, well, we can't move because

33:21

the neighborhood is so great and all

33:24

of the kids are best friends with

33:26

everyone else in the thing. And then

33:29

everyone else move. Like,

33:31

like there's no reason anymore. Like

33:33

all those things, it's all like,

33:36

it's all BS. It's all just

33:38

BS. And the thing is, at least you'd

33:40

put this gate in. I'm not putting a

33:42

gate. I know you're not. I know you're

33:44

not. I'm in a million years. If you

33:46

decided to do it, you do it. And

33:48

then I don't even need move. And then

33:50

who knows? Or other people would realize, oh,

33:52

there's a gate there. And then they start

33:55

cutting through all the time. I've already had

33:57

people cutting through like, exactly. I got a

33:59

fence for my backyard and now this

34:01

whole other part of the yard, I would

34:04

never do it. I'm not doing it. Now I

34:06

think I need to get a new fence over

34:08

there. Is this like, and I don't know, is

34:10

this like a city type fence that they put

34:12

off? No, because the neighbors behind me, they took

34:14

out this old fence and they put a new

34:16

fence. You're allowed to do that. You have to

34:18

pay for it. I could do it, I just

34:21

have to pay for it. I didn't really want

34:23

to do that. What about a giant cement wall?

34:25

No, I don't need that. But I'm gonna put

34:27

a bunch of trees. I'm gonna block it off.

34:30

Yeah, a message. You could send a message. I'm

34:32

sending a message. Yeah, it's probably smart. Get

34:34

a guard tower. I,

34:38

when I lived in the haunted house and I

34:40

had my Doberman, the lady

34:42

behind us loved the dog and

34:44

I believe she, in passing,

34:46

said something about a

34:49

gate. Because she wanted to come and play

34:51

with the dog. And

34:54

it was just sort of... She wanted a gate so

34:56

she could come into your property and play with your

34:58

dog? She would play with the dog every day. She

35:00

would, Anku would, she'd throw

35:02

ball, Anku would bring it back and drop

35:05

it over the fence. She'd

35:07

throw it and it was like nice. It

35:09

was like, wow, okay, that's very nice of

35:11

you playing with the dog. But you just

35:13

don't want someone in your backyard and then

35:15

what happens if they like fall in a

35:19

hole? And then next thing you know, you're like,

35:21

oh, they're suing. Like, they'll sue you so fast.

35:23

I get it. Listen, it's neighbors and you don't

35:25

want it to be awkward but still at the

35:27

end of the day you don't owe them anything

35:30

or any explanation to your property and just say,

35:32

you know what, we're just not doing that. Well

35:34

they've made it awkward. They've made it awkward. Yeah,

35:37

they've made it awkward. They put me in

35:39

a position like this. Yeah, it's very weird

35:41

to approach somebody you've never met and ask

35:43

them for a gigantic favor. Yeah. Like that

35:45

is our behavior. I don't know. But as

35:47

you say, some people don't have those boundaries.

35:51

There's a lot of people like that in the world.

35:53

I've realized there's a lot. Be in the

35:55

line at Chipotle and just ask them to be, can I borrow

35:58

some money? Please?

36:00

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Think

36:02

about it. You think about it. You think about it. Get back to me. I

36:05

mean, pretty soon. I'm gonna need an answer. Yeah, yeah.

36:07

Before they finish this story, though. Hurry up. Hurry up.

36:10

Think about it, but hurry. Yeah. Yeah,

36:14

that is an incredibly bold jackass move,

36:16

but yeah, you don't owe them anything.

36:18

Yeah. You owe you. No. I'm gonna

36:20

start being more honest and blunt. You

36:22

gotta channel your inner Larry David. That's

36:24

what I said. I know. I

36:26

felt like that's something that he would go through, but he

36:28

would have handled it so much differently. Correct. But

36:31

then he, but they would have been like,

36:33

you're an a-hole, Larry, you know? Yeah. You

36:35

didn't allow me to have a gate. You

36:37

say you're damn right I am. Yeah. Oh,

36:42

well. Yeah, what a weird,

36:44

what a weird interaction with somebody. For sure. No.

36:47

That's not great. That's really not. Coming up,

36:49

gonna get to our first check of the

36:51

news now. What's the update on the story

36:53

of that 44-year-old Florida woman who stabbed her

36:56

70-year-old boyfriend? How did a dude

36:58

freak out during an argument with his pool guy?

37:00

And did a man pull a Thelma and

37:03

Louise and actually make it? Let's

37:05

get to it. I'm

37:11

Dave Hunter. It is time now for a

37:13

check of the news. We told you yesterday

37:15

morning about the crazy story out of Florida.

37:17

A woman 44 years old stabbed

37:20

her 70-year-old boyfriend. We're now

37:22

getting more info on that,

37:25

including body cam footage of

37:27

when a cop shot her

37:29

11 times. Oh, it was 11,

37:31

huh? 11

37:34

shots fired. Yeah. I

37:36

guess this old guy wanted to

37:38

end their relationship and was canceling

37:41

their vacation plans. Oh, okay. And

37:43

that's when this chick flipped out

37:45

on him and started getting all

37:47

stabby. Here's what happened next now

37:49

as we get the update from

37:51

Fox 13. from

38:00

when he gave this first command to win

38:02

the incident and in Monday night See

38:08

people you see Anthony Holloway says

38:10

the suspect Amy Jager told deputy

38:12

Ryan No several times and said

38:14

kill me now more than four

38:17

times He stepped back and

38:19

kept giving her orders and she kept continuing

38:21

to move toward him Holloway says

38:23

deputy Ryan fired his weapon 11 times

38:26

He says this all started when Jager and

38:28

her boyfriend got into an argument because the

38:31

boyfriend was trying to end the relationship Jager

38:34

stabbed him three to four times. He

38:36

was able to escape to a neighbor's

38:38

home for help Police say

38:40

Jager chased him and he used another

38:42

knife to try to pry open the

38:45

neighbor's front door That's when Pinellas sheriff's

38:47

deputy Christopher Ryan arrived but

38:49

what's most important is that deputy

38:51

Ryan safe all the law enforcement officers are safe

38:53

and That he

38:55

protected himself under these circumstances. So

38:58

I mean these are tough situations

39:01

They're very difficult to deal with. St. PPD

39:03

was the lead on this investigation as

39:05

part of the Pinellas County use of

39:07

deadly force Investigative task

39:10

force designed to make sure

39:12

officer-involved shootings are investigated by

39:14

an independent agency It was

39:16

11 seconds. They don't mean to think about

39:18

that and how fast that is and what he had to

39:20

do So we're just very thankful for

39:22

the federal investigation that's been done by the

39:25

task force Jager

39:28

is in the hospital tonight in critical

39:30

condition The male victim is in stable

39:32

condition tonight and police did respond to

39:34

one other domestic call at that residence

39:36

That was back in November of 2023

39:40

Sheriff Bob Goldheary. He says the deputy he has

39:42

talked to him as recently as today He says

39:44

he is doing well and that it will be

39:46

up to him for when he returns to work

39:48

But says he expects it to be in the

39:51

next few days guys. There's no way

39:53

she's like You

39:55

can't take 11 shots. Can you depends?

39:58

Yeah, you can't Where

40:00

you took them, you know tells me you're

40:02

gonna be different. Yeah, it's gonna be a little different

40:04

of a life after that Yeah But

40:07

yeah, I mean that officer did the right

40:09

thing. I think it he oh you can't

40:12

Yeah, I'm going home tonight and they I've

40:15

seen some stuff where they talk about like

40:17

the distance that someone can travel And

40:21

and how many seconds it takes you when

40:23

someone's within like 20 feet of you you

40:25

don't have like any time No, I saw

40:27

a video of the same exact situation. This

40:29

guy was on drugs with a knife The

40:32

officer was trying to be real cool to the

40:34

guy. Yeah, like hey man What's going on? You

40:36

know trying to figure out his problem the dude

40:38

ran up and stabbed the guy like 30 times

40:41

stabbed the officer Like 30 times and he died.

40:43

Yeah, they can't it's Like

40:45

I feel really bad that you're going through some

40:47

stuff, but I get home tonight That's how I

40:49

would feel what's shocking to me

40:51

all the time is how many shots people

40:54

can take and they

40:56

still keep walking Yeah, they

40:58

still keep walking adrenaline, you

41:00

know so You

41:03

think 11 shots? It's like well you keep shooting

41:06

until someone like falls So

41:08

don't show her they never

41:10

they don't show it. Oh, they do. Oh wait.

41:13

They paused Oh, yeah, no, they're not more on

41:15

this one than they did on the news. Look

41:17

she's taking bullets right there guys Oh,

41:20

yeah, yeah, Oh, yep Because

41:24

they I think the first time you talked about the

41:26

story. Oh, yeah. No, she's been shot right there Oh,

41:29

it's still coming though. That's that's gonna

41:31

be about six more meter Remember

41:35

that one there's like a side of the road one.

41:37

I think people I mean it's terrible, but they put

41:39

it to music No, the cops like And

41:42

the guy was walking with a knife and

41:44

just taking it taking it taking it until

41:46

the last one Yeah, and it was like

41:48

jeez like you just don't expect it It's

41:51

not like the movies right like you see the movies where

41:53

it's like, oh Once

41:55

and I'm flying through here and I'm done and

41:57

it's like no, right No,

42:00

it's not like that at all. But that

42:03

was more than I've ever seen on body cam footage

42:06

in a while. Another symphony of

42:08

destruction to tell you about. This one

42:10

in College Station, Texas. Five people rushed

42:12

to a hospital yesterday after

42:15

the driver of an SUV drove

42:17

right into a restaurant. This

42:19

happened just after 11 a.m. at

42:22

the Stella Southern Cafe. The

42:25

driver, all they say

42:27

is elderly, was among those injured.

42:31

One person may have had serious injuries.

42:33

The other injuries did not appear to

42:35

be life-threatening. This elderly driver was in

42:37

a handicapped spot, did

42:41

the old gas instead of the brake, jumped

42:43

the curb, struck the sign, and

42:46

then drove right into the restaurant where people

42:48

were dining. There's

42:51

a witness who was inside

42:54

the restaurant looking at the menu when

42:56

this happened. I'm looking at the menu on

42:58

the wall, and then we drive down the South

43:01

Side, like the South Beach,

43:03

and we crux from the

43:05

floor from the last battery. And

43:08

then we turn around and see that it is having

43:10

an evening in the store, the

43:12

entire facility, and then you see car lights

43:14

kind of go up, among everybody in Texas,

43:17

and they're like, and she's all

43:19

like, you know what to do. So,

43:22

I'm crazy. Hold on one, hold

43:24

on one, everybody get out. Get

43:26

out with the contract smoking, and it's

43:28

like you have to evacuate, but... Did

43:32

you guys get in there with a baby? It

43:35

was... So,

43:38

they say part of their investigation will be to

43:40

determine what caused the elderly driver to lose control

43:42

of the vehicle. The restaurant says

43:44

it will be shut down for quite a

43:46

while for repairs. Yeah,

43:49

they saw biscuits there. So, I

43:51

mean, that's really dangerous. They saw food, they

43:54

liked it, they saw food. And

43:57

he saw food restaurants. Yeah,

44:00

my guess is they thought that those lines

44:02

there was a place they

44:04

were allowed to park And

44:07

they weren't and they hit the wrong thing and then

44:09

next thing you know They're

44:12

in there running people over right up, which

44:14

they did Scary moments for

44:16

some students on a school bus

44:18

in Signal Mountain, Tennessee yesterday the

44:21

bus driver took a real crappy turn

44:24

Fell out of her

44:26

seat and now the bus is going

44:29

What the bus is going with

44:31

no one driving it. We're in

44:33

the mountains Is

44:36

that story now from News 12 bus

44:38

crashed on its way to school just before

44:40

7 this morning on Signal Mountain 16

44:43

Signal Mountain middle and high school students

44:45

were on board there The Hamilton County

44:47

Sheriff's office says the driver was trying

44:50

to turn on to Rolling Meadows Drive

44:52

from Corral Road But the

44:54

back wheels ended up going off the road there

44:56

a bus hit a culvert and the driver was

44:58

knocked out of her seat Into

45:00

the interior step area the bus

45:03

continued moving going through one homes

45:05

front yard before hitting the side

45:07

of a second home on Rolling

45:09

Meadows Drive Luckily no injuries were

45:11

reported and once all students have

45:13

been medically cleared a different bus

45:15

showed up to take the students

45:17

to school The bus driver has

45:19

been charged with a violation of

45:21

seatbelt law and failure to exercise Do

45:24

care it's gonna say how did she fall

45:27

out of there? But I'll see don't and

45:29

another story I looked at in a newspaper story. They

45:31

had a picture version bigger lady When

45:35

she you know bounced out of her seat,

45:37

she just couldn't get back up. Yeah, I

45:39

was gonna say stairwell Yeah, just and just

45:41

stuck. Yeah, so like there was no saving

45:43

that bus because like I thought to myself,

45:45

okay If I fell over

45:48

you just you pop back up and you're right and

45:50

I was like, okay, so what's happened? I thought she

45:52

was either a million years old or

45:55

she was big. Yeah, she's larger. Yeah, that's

45:57

tough man Okay, if you're large enough and

45:59

you fall head first somewhere, that's

46:01

it, it's over. It's over, man.

46:05

It's over. She's a little bottom heavy, she couldn't. That's

46:07

it. You can't, if

46:09

you're of a certain size and your

46:11

head gets below your knees, that's it.

46:14

You're dead. Yeah. Like you're

46:16

dead without help. Like a turtle. You're

46:20

dead. It sucked.

46:22

The noise that she was making at that bus is

46:24

just speeding out of control. God

46:26

knows where. Listen, we've talked about

46:29

it a couple times. Someone has reached in to try

46:31

and get something out of Goodwill, and

46:33

then they get wedged, and they're dead. Yeah.

46:36

You die that way. You tried to get in

46:38

a window, we've talked about that. Yep. They

46:41

got stuck, dead. They're

46:46

lucky. No, and I guess she's lucky.

46:49

She's okay. It didn't go through two

46:51

full yards, I mean, that's crazy. Mm-hmm.

46:54

And it's lucky that it was, you're

46:56

downhill and it hit that kind of

46:59

on an angle. Yeah. Could've

47:01

been so much worse. You don't expect a bus

47:05

to hit your home when

47:07

it clearly looks like they were almost

47:09

a mile away from the road. And you also

47:11

don't expect a big bus driver to be lodged

47:13

in the stairwell. No, you don't. I

47:15

bet when they open those doors, you just spilled right

47:18

in. Right. You

47:20

know it. Thank you. Thank you.

47:23

Thank you. Oh,

47:25

that's a bad day. It sucks, but. And

47:28

she probably was like, I don't know, she

47:30

looked so big that it may have been something

47:32

like her seatbelt on. There we go. Now it's

47:34

starting to make some sense, yeah. Wow,

47:37

she was round, huh? Yeah. She

47:39

was shaped very bottom-heavy. Yeah, that's

47:41

tough. Been there. Yeah.

47:44

Yeah. Well,

47:46

a motorcyclist thought he could get

47:49

away after doing donuts around

47:51

a police car in Metro Detroit,

47:54

but he did not have enough

47:56

gas. Oh God. To

47:59

get away. The 26 year

48:01

old man from Dearborn was doing donuts

48:03

and wheelies around a patrol vehicle before

48:05

fleeing on the Southfield Freeway just before

48:07

midnight the other night. A

48:10

Michigan State Police helicopter was in

48:12

the area and spotted the biker

48:14

speeding. He's coming

48:16

through Michigan right now. He's

48:22

doing a wheelie on a freeway. Oh my

48:24

God. He's

48:29

still doing a wheelie. Yeah, he's got a problem. He's

48:32

cooler than me. Oh

48:36

my goodness. They

48:39

followed the motorcyclist and troopers on the

48:41

ground were able to spot him. Through

48:43

the memorial, he's following. Alright,

48:46

he's crawling. I don't know if he's around the gas or not.

48:49

Or if I'll be his daily as

48:51

student. Oh

48:54

yeah, they got you. He's

48:57

going to take Purdue South,

49:00

going to the alley, east of the alley,

49:02

just east of Purdue, coming back out

49:04

to Colgate. Turn

49:07

north, coming back out to Grand River now. So

49:11

easy with that technology. Yeah, he

49:13

might be out of gas. Looks like he's giving up to farmers

49:15

and hills. And

49:18

that was officially what happened. Shut the

49:20

cameras down, right? Wanna

49:23

see a wheelie? I tell you,

49:25

Dr., go leave. He officially ran out of

49:27

gas in Farmington Hills and he was arrested

49:29

and held by Farmington Hills Police. So

49:32

two other police departments are also

49:35

seeking charges for this guy because

49:37

he went through their cities.

49:41

I mean, I guess if you're going to do something like

49:43

that, look down, be like, where am I at here? Yeah.

49:46

One tenth of a tank. That'd

49:49

be Amber. She never has gas in her car. If

49:52

she ever ran from the cop, she'd for sure run it again. Oh

49:54

no. But so he's never been that

49:56

close. Unless she doesn't, yeah. Yeah, for sure. I

50:00

don't know how often this happens. I guess

50:02

this guy is quite a hothead, this dude in

50:04

North Fort Myers. He got into a fight

50:06

with his pool guy and

50:09

ended up hitting him with a baseball bat.

50:11

Wow. But the neighbors say this

50:13

guy's always getting into some sort of trouble.

50:15

Here's his story from NBC2. Yeah,

50:20

so the contractor was hit so

50:22

hard that he ended up in

50:24

the hospital. I spoke with him

50:26

on the phone today. He tells

50:28

me that thankfully he's going to

50:30

be okay. Right now he's suffering

50:32

from some migraines. Now the man

50:34

who's being accused of hitting him

50:36

in the head with this baseball

50:38

bat has actually bonded out of

50:40

jail today and his neighbors gave

50:42

him quite the welcome home. What'd

50:45

they do? We welcome him home today. Oh my goodness.

50:47

We see him on his way home. We

50:49

said hello. Bradley Melish and Brianna

50:51

Nieske were driving through their neighborhood

50:53

at Crane Landing in North Fort

50:55

Myers Tuesday morning when they saw

50:57

this. A motion going on

50:59

down at Anthony's Crue. I know

51:01

that cop. Their neighbor's house

51:04

turned into a crime scene. They

51:06

saw Lee County deputies a fire

51:08

truck and an ambulance. When

51:10

we stopped, we were like, oh, we want to watch this because there's always

51:12

something out of the house. It's always something new with him. Moments

51:15

later, their neighbor, Richard Daniels, was

51:17

arrested on charges of assault with

51:20

a deadly weapon. He's an embarrassment

51:22

to himself. This guy's a, you know,

51:24

he comes around this community. He thinks he run

51:26

in here. The deadly weapon of choice, a

51:28

baseball bat. Did you see his mugshot?

51:31

Yes, I have a picture of it. Oh,

51:33

I've already seen it. It's great. His mugshot's

51:35

amazing. Smile hard. Detectives say Daniels got into

51:37

an argument that the contractor was hired to

51:40

build his swimming pool. I hate them. Daniels

51:42

said- I don't like anybody in the whole

51:44

story. But the contractor said he was

51:46

hired to be there and refused

51:48

to leave. That's when investigators say

51:50

Daniels lost his cool and knocked

51:53

a ball cap off the contractor's

51:55

head, which ended up falling into

51:57

the pool. He's a very aggressive

51:59

person. We've had

52:01

many problems with him. There's always police at his

52:03

house. There's always something going on. But

52:05

detectives say Daniels didn't stop there.

52:08

Instead, they say he went inside

52:10

his home, got a baseball bat,

52:12

and hit the contractor in the

52:14

head. The force of the

52:17

baseball bat left this big bump on

52:19

the side of the man's face and

52:21

also a bruise on his arm. I'm

52:23

not surprised. I'm not surprised, honestly. I'm

52:25

not. I'm not surprised. I'm

52:28

not surprised. I've been texting back

52:30

and forth with the man who's being

52:32

accused of assaulting this

52:34

contractor. He says that there's another

52:36

side to this story and he's going to share

52:38

it with us but did not want to do

52:41

it tonight. So someone texted

52:43

him saying, I live in this neighborhood. This guy is

52:45

ridiculous. It's not the first time he's flipped out

52:47

on someone. He's got totally

52:49

unruly kids. He's the HOA snitch

52:51

of the neighborhood. Oh, yeah, yeah.

52:53

I bet he's on neighborhood watch

52:55

all the time. I bet

52:58

he's ready for anything. The guy

53:00

in the interview knows he's probably not doing life, right?

53:03

I thought that too. I

53:06

thought this day. You're talking

53:08

about this A-hole on the news like that? Look

53:11

out. It'll be on in a couple of years,

53:13

if that. It

53:16

won't even, it's just he hit

53:18

somebody in his own backyard with a bat.

53:21

I mean, he probably is not going to

53:24

see any time. Right. Risky

53:26

stuff. Yeah, with a bat, pretty

53:28

good dude. He really did. He didn't get his head

53:31

cracked open or anything. No,

53:33

that's not great. But

53:36

yeah, you're right. Don't speak to the news about

53:38

the crazy guy. No. Who's he going

53:40

to come after next? You. Yeah.

53:43

And finally here, a couple of stories. A

53:45

58-year-old grandmother in Canada just

53:47

broke a world record by doing a

53:50

plank for over four hours and 30

53:52

minutes. Get out of here. That's

53:55

an ab exercise where you're on your toes and

53:57

forearms. If you've never done one. They're

54:00

not that easy. She looks

54:02

very strong. Like, look how strong she

54:04

is. I mean, they say she's a grandma, but again,

54:06

she's still 58, but she did it

54:08

for 4 hours and 30 minutes. This

54:11

Canadian woman just set a new world

54:13

record, which is pretty

54:15

damn amazing. And speaking of world records,

54:17

a couple in West Virginia now

54:20

hold the record for

54:22

greatest height differential of

54:25

a married couple where

54:28

the woman is taller. Okay.

54:31

Yes. You ready for this? Very cool. There

54:36

they are. Larry and

54:39

Jessica McDonald live in

54:41

West Virginia. Dave. Okay.

54:44

So my eyes went to

54:46

the first photo on the left. Okay.

54:49

I didn't even notice him. Yeah.

54:52

He was like, she's not that much shorter than

54:54

that guy or taller than that guy. Then you

54:57

go to photo two. And then I went to

54:59

photo two and then back

55:01

to photo one. Yeah. My

55:03

God. She doesn't even come up to her

55:05

waist. No, no, look at that's why he's so happy.

55:10

She's 5'10". He is an

55:13

even 3 feet. Wow.

55:15

Yeah. He must be

55:17

a charmer, huh? He charmed a man.

55:19

They've been married 18 years. They have

55:21

four kids together. She

55:26

said you might find a person who looks exactly

55:28

like what you want, but

55:31

you need someone who makes you feel and

55:33

think and love. And

55:35

that's what Larry does for me. She says they're

55:37

kind of a match to me. Yep.

55:43

You know, yeah. Yep. Kind

55:45

of a match. She found her little chicken nugget of a

55:47

man. Yep. Oh,

55:51

damn it. He found his jolly

55:53

green giant. Yeah. Sex.

55:57

How? Who knows? You know,

55:59

I mean. And

56:02

you see some of these videos

56:04

and the guys

56:06

are generally, you know, they're

56:09

fine down there. She picks them

56:11

up and swings them. Oh my god.

56:15

A lot of riding going on there. Yeah. That is

56:17

funny. I thought the same thing. I was like,

56:19

that guy isn't that much shorter than her. That's

56:22

right. I didn't even see him

56:24

in a little red shirt. My

56:28

brain almost was like, oh, there must be a

56:30

pet down there somewhere. I didn't even. Huh.

56:35

That's him. Good for him. Good for him.

56:37

Congrats, dude. When we come back in just

56:39

a moment, Celebrity Dirt and Sports News up

56:42

next. What have the feds found in the

56:44

Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal? Is

56:46

Margot Robbie making another toy based

56:48

movie? And what went wrong during

56:50

a live news broadcast in Bolivia? All that and

56:52

more coming up when we return in a moment

56:55

on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Previously

56:57

on Dave and Chuck the Freak. We're asking

56:59

ladies what is the one reason you broke

57:01

up with the guy, Andrea from Clinton Township.

57:04

He had a horrible, horrible, mess. What? Oh.

57:07

What is it like this time? Like, which one of these? Yes,

57:09

it was so bad. So, listen, what do you want to do tonight? And

57:12

he would, of course, he would try to. I

57:14

think he would get that far. I couldn't even take it seriously. Oh, like,

57:16

I don't know. I don't know. I don't

57:18

know. I don't know. I don't know. I

57:21

don't know. I don't know. I don't

57:23

know. I didn't even get that far. I couldn't even

57:25

take it seriously. Oh, like, I can't imagine looking sex talk. Oh,

57:27

my God. No. Let me kick off your

57:29

pants. You just stand right there against the wall. Dave

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the 11th of April and coming up next

59:01

on the show Celebrity Dirt and Sports News.

59:03

Which 90's TV show is getting a reboot?

59:06

Is Margot Robbie making another toy based

59:08

movie? And what would wrong during a

59:11

live news broadcast in Bolivia? That's

59:13

all coming up, but first in some

59:15

sports news, the feds

59:18

have determined that Shohei

59:20

Otani was not at

59:22

all involved in

59:25

his former interpreter's gambling

59:27

scandal. Instead you guys, he

59:30

was the victim. The

59:34

interpreter embezzled got his hands on over

59:37

four and a half million dollars. You

59:39

know it's easy for interpreters to get

59:41

access to all of your money out

59:43

there. It is because they

59:46

have all those skills. You never ask

59:48

questions when you take that much money out. No,

59:51

they never do. Millions

59:53

though. You're

59:56

the interpreter. They

59:59

claimed Otani. Covered the debt the

1:00:02

interpreter sorry gambled away four and a half

1:00:04

million claimed otani covered the debt turns out

1:00:06

that was a lie They've determined he

1:00:08

actually embezzled the money from one of

1:00:11

otani's accounts without him realizing it You

1:00:14

know so much money you don't miss four and

1:00:16

a half million. Yeah, I mean

1:00:18

it's possible guys I mean it truly is

1:00:20

just look at it. Just look

1:00:22

at what happened He's gonna

1:00:24

be facing federal charges soon But

1:00:28

don't worry Dodger fans otani is in

1:00:30

the clear. It's business is normal. We

1:00:32

knew he would be we

1:00:34

knew he would be So

1:00:37

he's he will face charges the interpreter.

1:00:39

He will face Things

1:00:41

yeah, that means the price goes up.

1:00:44

Yeah, how much they have to pay him for

1:00:46

taking the fall yeah Yeah,

1:00:50

how much would you? Know

1:00:53

depends on what I like what happens to you right

1:00:55

like how long you're in there yeah Because

1:01:00

they they've got to give me a

1:01:02

really good life question Is

1:01:04

this one of those things where the feds

1:01:06

just decide you like show hey?

1:01:08

You don't have a choice. We're charging him or

1:01:11

could show hey all of a sudden say oh

1:01:14

Charges I think because it's a just a

1:01:17

gigantic amount there. They won't that they won't

1:01:19

yeah, it's a federal crime Yeah,

1:01:21

I Mean who knows

1:01:23

maybe the guy did to all this I mean

1:01:27

Show hey needs to pay more attention if that's The

1:01:31

why what I don't understand is why would

1:01:33

your interpreter have any access to any of

1:01:35

your financial stuff exactly? Unless

1:01:37

he was also his business Under

1:01:40

there, maybe never said yeah, no,

1:01:42

maybe we just don't realize the

1:01:44

he's like a combination extent of

1:01:47

their relationship Yeah, was he like

1:01:49

managers and Interprets form

1:01:52

no I you know who knows it

1:01:55

is crazy though. Yeah, we do Yeah,

1:01:58

we knew he'd be in the clip That's

1:02:00

all that really matters. Second

1:02:03

game of the 2024 NFL season is

1:02:05

going to be an international affair as

1:02:07

the league makes its official debut in

1:02:09

South America. Friday, September 6th,

1:02:11

the day after the league's opener,

1:02:14

the Green Bay Packers will take on

1:02:16

the Philadelphia Eagles in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

1:02:20

The Eagles have already been announced as the home

1:02:22

team for the game, which is going

1:02:24

to be played at Corinthian Stadium. That has a

1:02:26

capacity of just over 47,000. It's

1:02:30

the 14th largest stadium in the country.

1:02:33

The NFL has also previously announced

1:02:35

this game will be a peacock

1:02:37

streaming exclusive, but

1:02:39

can also be seen on free TV

1:02:41

in local markets and

1:02:43

on mobile devices with access to NFL+.

1:02:48

I hope that matters to you. Do

1:02:51

we know that what was the teams, the Eagles and hackers and

1:02:53

Eagles? Good. Go travel.

1:02:56

Go get tired in Brazil. Again,

1:02:59

Pittsburgh Penguins legend, Sidney Crosby

1:03:01

has been voted by his

1:03:03

peers as the most complete

1:03:05

player in the NHL. Complete

1:03:08

douche. The results of the

1:03:10

NHLPA poll results showed that Sidney

1:03:12

Crosby received almost 40% of all

1:03:16

votes. He has

1:03:18

won the honor five

1:03:20

years in a row. This

1:03:23

year, 639 members of the NHL

1:03:25

Players Association voted. It was

1:03:27

all anonymous. The next closest

1:03:30

player only got 14% of the vote.

1:03:34

That's Alexander Barkoff of the Florida Panthers. Masters

1:03:38

gets underway, well, about 10 minutes

1:03:40

from now. After

1:03:43

taking a look at the 89 golfer field,

1:03:46

they believe that either Scotty Scheffler or John Rahm

1:03:48

are going to come out on top. But

1:03:52

there's something that could stop Scotty Scheffler.

1:03:55

His wife is pregnant and

1:03:58

do any. And it now

1:04:00

in as bad timing ever. Will.

1:04:03

You leave, He will leave while he

1:04:05

will leave cause he's in the same

1:04:07

position as Sam Burns. Believe it or

1:04:09

not. Nice. His wife's also pregnant. Bullet.

1:04:11

Their wives could go into labor at any moment.

1:04:14

Both men say that real life is far more

1:04:16

important. Than. Their golfing life.

1:04:19

And both have voted to withdraw from

1:04:21

play if their wives go into labor.

1:04:24

As and that's nice. The jealous. I

1:04:27

did the same thing when I was playing

1:04:30

bass rec best. As. A

1:04:33

beer. A Mazda. Guys that got

1:04:35

to go on as sacrifices at.

1:04:40

Last i not enough for your own

1:04:42

of way I am somebody wants in

1:04:44

on the sidelines. I call me an

1:04:46

elite don't worry. I'll

1:04:49

leave Aggies it has allowed to withdraw

1:04:51

from Blaze by labour. I did the

1:04:53

same thing in my video game. Yeah,

1:04:56

you gave up. I will game. Guys,

1:04:58

I'm going to have to stop. Laying

1:05:01

out there and lamb adding a baby.

1:05:04

I know, I know, it's shocking. And

1:05:07

seduces. Shocking. To me as

1:05:09

it is t right now supposed to be two

1:05:11

weeks from now but apparently it's happening a to

1:05:13

the not ago. And

1:05:16

now this has to no no no no

1:05:18

no not at all. Actually abu

1:05:20

we'll see what happens if these guys

1:05:22

do is. Your. Air, You

1:05:24

know? Fan. Favorite to win.

1:05:27

Oh yeah, More than death. We.

1:05:31

Have sympathy. If it does happen whole

1:05:33

that baby it. Honey. Yeah, limit

1:05:36

he just he. just. Much

1:05:39

energy. You

1:05:42

can have a my what's this about behind

1:05:44

him Saudis woman. Is

1:05:47

good enough to he to leave the first

1:05:49

round. Go see a comeback only play three

1:05:51

rounds of party has now agreed with. margot

1:05:54

robbie apparently is the go to

1:05:56

gal for toy inspired movies now

1:05:59

after barbie This

1:06:01

time getting behind a Monopoly

1:06:04

movie. Oh geez. God, Monopoly

1:06:06

movie. Weird. But see, this is

1:06:08

what we said about the Barbie movie. We're like, oh, you know it's a Barbie

1:06:10

movie. I know. And then next thing

1:06:12

you know. The Monopoly movie will be phenomenal.

1:06:14

That is crazy. She got the script. She's

1:06:17

like, this is an amazing script for Monopoly.

1:06:19

Yeah. What? How?

1:06:21

Who's the Monopoly guy? Well

1:06:24

actually, she's so involved, she's

1:06:26

gonna produce it with her production company. Again,

1:06:28

yeah. She's like, she's like, she's

1:06:31

never doing the money. Teaming up with Hasbro

1:06:33

and Lionsgate to take a trip around the

1:06:35

board and bring it to life for the big screen.

1:06:37

The Monopoly movie concept. It's been brewing for

1:06:40

a while now. At first, Kevin

1:06:42

Hart was attached to it back

1:06:45

in 2019. But things

1:06:47

stalled out. Looks like

1:06:49

the idea has been taken off the shelves

1:06:51

and dusted off with Margot Robbie's team now

1:06:53

taking it in a new direction. Unclear

1:06:56

if Kevin Hart will still be a part of it or

1:06:58

not. Monopoly is the

1:07:00

reigning champ of board games with over

1:07:02

275 million games sold worldwide. Its

1:07:08

premise is all about staying financially

1:07:10

afloat while strategically maneuvering to bankrupt

1:07:12

your opponents by snatching up and

1:07:14

developing prime pieces of property. Yeah,

1:07:17

you gotta get those railroads. Then you gotta...

1:07:20

St. Charles Place was always the one I got.

1:07:22

Gotta get the orange one. Like

1:07:24

a new... There's the Marvel Cinematic

1:07:26

Universe. It's gonna be like the toy cinematic universe.

1:07:28

I guess so. I guess this is

1:07:30

what we're in for now. I mean, my brain went to totally

1:07:33

different things. I was like, I want to see her as Rainbow

1:07:35

Bright. I want to see her as that gem. I

1:07:38

don't know what else I can think of

1:07:40

off the top of my head. Swatch to

1:07:42

me like all your weird childhood stories. Yeah,

1:07:44

yeah. Yeah, I won't say anything

1:07:46

bad about this until it comes out because

1:07:49

we blasted Barbie. I was gonna say lower lesson,

1:07:51

yeah. But we had no idea. They were

1:07:54

gonna take it in that direction. Yeah, I thought it would

1:07:56

be... Yeah, we didn't know. You

1:07:58

know, like every other Barbie movie. I

1:08:00

never seen, it wasn't making. We didn't expected

1:08:02

to make any kind of cultural statement. Now

1:08:04

know what's the sense of being like a

1:08:06

really intense movie? Daniel Day Lewis of Them

1:08:08

in all my I. Mack

1:08:11

and acting for this and I must say you

1:08:13

pass go you would lead me. To

1:08:18

take for granted. And weirdly enough so

1:08:20

this is like the genre she wants

1:08:23

to stay in like toy games as

1:08:25

is also going to produce of a

1:08:27

movie based on the two thousands computer

1:08:29

game The Sims. Was probably

1:08:31

smarter you're a producer did like Attached to

1:08:33

these brands there's probably some one of a

1:08:35

built in audience to don't. Make

1:08:37

the money that way and sounds like aspect

1:08:39

and then him. He

1:08:42

has as as a sims. I mean

1:08:44

I I never played the Sims. I like

1:08:46

Sim City way back in the day and

1:08:48

then it got more into like pretending to

1:08:51

be a person. yeah don't like the Sims

1:08:53

games by last him city down. I.

1:08:56

Love like Simpson Builder games but not

1:08:58

been. I didn't want to walk around

1:09:00

town square with my name on my

1:09:03

head and and role play as I

1:09:05

like a. Janitor. I

1:09:07

like to roller coaster tycoon better off

1:09:09

and everly that one. As

1:09:12

someone had a great suggestion: Margot Robbie,

1:09:14

A Sera Dempsey. That's fine. I'm fine

1:09:16

with that. To. Pretty. Awesome

1:09:18

is a sin. Her upcoming thriller

1:09:20

Never Let Go Halle Berry plays

1:09:23

a mom living off the grid

1:09:25

and trying to protect her two

1:09:27

sons from some kind of evil

1:09:29

after an apocalyptic event. and

1:09:31

see got all method for it. There.

1:09:35

Was no electricity. No.

1:09:38

Lights. She.

1:09:40

Didn't shower. Her.

1:09:43

Character had the skin squirrels

1:09:45

and eat bugs. Raw.

1:09:47

Frogs. And. Other things in

1:09:49

the woods to survive. And

1:09:52

see did all of it She

1:09:55

said stop including really skyn a

1:09:57

squirrel. For. A squirrel

1:09:59

done. She.

1:10:01

Said they wildly challenge me to

1:10:03

create some reality within this world.

1:10:07

And I decided to go for it. He

1:10:11

ate or off I guess so.

1:10:15

Far as hot as some about are like

1:10:17

strikes me as a very high risk areas

1:10:20

and the i am a saying for at

1:10:22

at a for a while but then i

1:10:24

yeah my past I do think she's off

1:10:26

now don't have hit us with times he's

1:10:28

gotten weird or she's always been kind of

1:10:31

crazy always. But. Maybe.

1:10:33

A cunt we're going to the years she got

1:10:35

weirder severe. There's a people in set were prostitutes

1:10:37

asked do that to the square. Do

1:10:42

not have either. That

1:10:47

or be disturbing. Yeah Never Let Go Hits

1:10:50

theaters on September twenty seventh. If you want

1:10:52

to see Halle Berry, Iraq, Frog and Skyn

1:10:54

a score of know there's are movie oriental.

1:10:57

At Remember Back in January when

1:11:00

Kiana Reeves was seen using crutches.

1:11:02

On the set of an upcoming movie called Good

1:11:05

Fortune. Well, it wasn't because

1:11:07

of some crazy stunts that he did.

1:11:10

He tripped on a rug

1:11:12

burn brown bag. And

1:11:16

of all the things right, like

1:11:18

the dude, is it a crazy

1:11:20

stuff man, he does so many

1:11:22

a bizarre stance, dangerous, dangerous things,

1:11:24

that and tripping on a rug

1:11:26

sense to them and put on

1:11:29

Kremlin or wouldn't say nobody uses

1:11:31

like and yeah, I might not.

1:11:33

nice. Fifteen days

1:11:35

into shooting the movie. As

1:11:38

he went to chill in his trailer and

1:11:40

tripped on a rug. He. Fractured

1:11:42

his need tap. Oh

1:11:45

god but continued to do all the

1:11:47

scenes. In

1:11:50

all of his movies like John Wick

1:11:52

and Speed. He's. Never once had to

1:11:54

go to the hospital for an injury. But.

1:11:58

In this movie Tripping On Era. As

1:12:01

a while are you as elderly person? Now

1:12:03

as an elderly fall it becomes a nomad.

1:12:07

As elderly an hour early fall is

1:12:09

either the injured and you injure something.

1:12:11

Listen I'm he misses the beginning of

1:12:14

our are starting to worry if Qian

1:12:16

and falls right You know library to

1:12:18

in here but Yano trips know. Something

1:12:23

that you're You're at a nursing home and. Tell

1:12:28

me All Right I mean, Harrys gonna

1:12:30

be sixty. Wow.

1:12:33

That's that's. Him. He

1:12:35

still has another twenty five years. a kick

1:12:37

ass though. says he just stared Action Star

1:12:40

until your eighty five now. So it's true.

1:12:42

Or. Could Harrison Ford gotten Liam Neeson?

1:12:45

A Billion Neeson. As.

1:12:48

He doesn't keep trip and he should

1:12:50

be good. I in this movie Good

1:12:52

Fortune piano plays an angel named Gabriel.

1:12:55

It also stars Aziz Ansari, Seth

1:12:57

Rogan, Sandro, and Palmer. They haven't

1:12:59

announced our least a. Flicker.

1:13:03

Comedy. Buddhism we have

1:13:05

now. I'm We

1:13:07

know that Arnold Schwarzenegger has

1:13:09

a are weird collection of

1:13:11

pets. including.

1:13:13

A pet pig. Yep! Well.

1:13:17

He decided to make his pig get

1:13:19

his steps in yesterday. He

1:13:22

said nothing like i'm morning walk with

1:13:25

my snell eats It's a p seventy

1:13:27

six So he himself. You

1:13:29

know, keeps active of course he's

1:13:31

always been incredibly fits the pig.

1:13:34

Judging from the owing severe is

1:13:36

not happy hours to exercise with

1:13:38

Arnold's I years a little bit

1:13:41

of that. Funny

1:13:52

bits of know an anathema. Me:

1:13:55

where a. Person trainer. He

1:14:00

wants people to join him by that's

1:14:02

his place. Yeah, it looks like he

1:14:05

lives in a castle. Yeah, I know

1:14:09

right It's

1:14:24

wild to me He just will have a day like

1:14:26

he'll have like regular days where he gets up and

1:14:28

he just does some weird Arnold stuff Yeah He

1:14:33

wants people to raise their daily step

1:14:35

average by a thousand steps join him

1:14:37

in his challenge check my numbers He's

1:14:41

making schnellie the snuck going to yeah, or

1:14:44

schnellie schnellie He

1:14:46

doesn't want to go for one If

1:14:49

schnellie thinks he's going to eat something right

1:14:51

we're going to write it is food again.

1:14:53

It is right You mean you

1:14:55

were walking to a restaurant This

1:14:59

I guess maybe shouldn't be too much of a

1:15:01

surprise they always revive old ideas in Hollywood lately,

1:15:03

but Melrose

1:15:05

place is coming back and what's

1:15:07

crazy to me is Heather

1:15:10

Locklear is gonna be a part of

1:15:12

it. I don't see how that's

1:15:14

possible right. She had so many problems We

1:15:17

talked about her and her in a while Yeah,

1:15:21

but she's had drug and alcohol problem

1:15:24

together recently or something. I haven't

1:15:26

heard that Heather

1:15:29

Locklear Laura Layton and

1:15:32

Daphne Zeniga all from the original

1:15:34

Melrose place are all coming back

1:15:36

for this reboot No

1:15:39

word yet of any of the other originals are

1:15:41

gonna join in Wasn't that

1:15:44

Andrew's shoe is he the one married to the

1:15:47

The news anchor anchor that had the affair

1:15:49

and yeah, we'll scandal Yeah,

1:15:52

they're not saying if he's gonna be a part of

1:15:54

it or not. They just say one of the old

1:15:56

crew will die They

1:15:59

say when one of their dearest friends

1:16:01

dies suddenly the original residents

1:16:03

of Melrose Place gather to honor them

1:16:06

but the reunion soon uncovers

1:16:08

old traumas rekindles

1:16:10

old romances and reveals

1:16:13

secrets throwing characters

1:16:15

into chaotic drama yep

1:16:18

and it is the last opportunity for any

1:16:20

of these people to make any money. That's

1:16:22

it, it's over. This

1:16:25

better work. This is

1:16:27

a show I never spent

1:16:30

a single moment. I didn't

1:16:32

even tell you what the premise is. Yeah,

1:16:34

I watched it. It was a

1:16:36

spin-off of Beverly Hills 90210. Okay, so it was

1:16:38

a spin-off. I

1:16:40

remember it was that time. The original

1:16:43

Melrose Place ran on Fox from 1992 to

1:16:45

1999. There

1:16:49

was a reboot in

1:16:51

2009 that featured a younger cast but it

1:16:53

didn't last very long at all. No

1:16:58

word yet where this new version will

1:17:00

pop up but last we heard Heather

1:17:02

Locklear was in some real

1:17:05

bad shape. Yeah, just last

1:17:07

year she's... She

1:17:09

got pulled over or something and it was... She had a

1:17:11

lot of... Yeah, she's had run-ins with the cops. And

1:17:15

she just looked like

1:17:17

times were tough. Yeah.

1:17:19

Maybe she's better. Oh, she's got a little...

1:17:22

Oh, there was what we were dealing with.

1:17:24

Yikes. Yeah. Whoa. I'm not

1:17:26

really tuning in for that. She

1:17:30

was like the hottest, craziest bitch on television for

1:17:32

a while. It was like you just like put

1:17:35

her on a show and the show did okay.

1:17:37

Well, if you needed like an evil villain... Yeah,

1:17:39

you just put her on the show. She was

1:17:41

married to Tommy Lee too, right? Yeah.

1:17:45

Yeah, she was good at like being mean and hot. Yeah.

1:17:49

She was on with Charlie Sheen on that

1:17:51

show for a while. Oh, yeah, you're right.

1:17:53

I can't remember the name of that. Spin

1:17:55

City. Spin City. Yeah. But...

1:18:01

I don't know. Oh yeah, but look. Man.

1:18:03

Oh boy. I mean

1:18:06

that is not good. Yeah, that's

1:18:08

a bad look. Some people may tune in just to

1:18:10

see what a disaster she is. Mm-hmm. That

1:18:14

Melrose place, the nursing home. Exactly.

1:18:17

Turn it down. Still

1:18:19

living in an apartment. There's

1:18:25

a lot of people banging in nursing homes right

1:18:27

now. Oh yeah. That's what we do. That

1:18:30

shoe guy is banging everybody. Kevin

1:18:34

Costner would consider returning to

1:18:36

Yellowstone to give

1:18:38

his character a proper send off,

1:18:40

he says. None

1:18:43

of us watch or have watched it. No, no. I

1:18:45

know it's going to phenomenon. I know it's going to phenomenon.

1:18:47

Everybody loves it. He says I'd

1:18:50

like to be able to do it but have

1:18:52

not been able to. Maybe they'll circle back

1:18:54

to me. He

1:18:57

said he'd like to feel comfortable with their

1:18:59

decision though. Didn't

1:19:01

he decide it was over? I would have assumed that

1:19:03

it was up to him that it was... Was

1:19:06

there some problem? That it ended. I don't

1:19:08

know either. I don't know either. I don't

1:19:10

know either. But yeah, I thought he had

1:19:12

decided to leave. Something

1:19:15

about him has always made me uncomfortable. Yeah.

1:19:17

I don't know why. I

1:19:20

mean besides feel the dreams. I

1:19:23

can't say I've been a big fan of

1:19:25

many of his movies. I like a lot

1:19:27

of his stuff. Really? Name

1:19:29

it. Waterworld. Really?

1:19:32

You like Waterworld? The Postman. I

1:19:35

thought that was terrible too. It is and I

1:19:37

love it. I like dances with wolves. Dances with

1:19:39

wolves. Oh, dances with wolves. Yeah, Feel the Dreams.

1:19:41

Wasn't he Bull Durham? Bull Durham. Yeah.

1:19:44

I like him. That's

1:19:48

why I tried Yellowstone but I didn't care for

1:19:50

it. The bodyguard. Bodyguard right

1:19:52

there. I wasn't one of my favorites.

1:19:56

I still catch

1:19:58

you singing that. Yeah, no,

1:20:00

that was not me Yeah,

1:20:05

no, I mean I like what was

1:20:07

that about Wyatt Earp? Oh,

1:20:09

yeah, it was wolves, right? Wasn't that him

1:20:12

in there? Yeah, Dan wolves. Yeah, yeah, okay.

1:20:14

Oh JFK was good. Damn it I guess

1:20:16

a lot of movies in a lot of

1:20:18

good stuff. Yeah, you're right Yeah, like that's

1:20:21

the thing like I can understand being off

1:20:23

put by him for the love of putting

1:20:25

to me for the always Yeah, I Feel

1:20:29

like it was I was in a room with

1:20:31

him. I'd be like, I gotta get out of

1:20:33

here. It's Kevin Costner I almost think I'm gonna

1:20:36

say something bold, but I bet my dad looks

1:20:38

at him like the modern-day John Wayne Really?

1:20:41

Really? I really do like my dad loves

1:20:43

his stuff loved Yellowstone and I think if

1:20:45

you really broke it down because

1:20:48

of like him being in Wyatt Earp and Some

1:20:53

of the stuff like the green and

1:20:55

Yellowstone and that my dad I think

1:20:57

my and like as

1:20:59

much as I Thought the

1:21:01

postman was just whatever

1:21:03

my dad loved it.

1:21:05

Really loved it Dances

1:21:08

with wolves loved it. Someone said tin cup.

1:21:10

I forgot about tin cup. That was

1:21:12

holly berry, too, right? No

1:21:16

Long girl don't know names though. So

1:21:20

That was a tin cup was a golf movie golf.

1:21:22

Yeah. Yeah Teach

1:21:26

was in it Oh Teach

1:21:29

was in it was in it. Did

1:21:32

you say tombstone? No? Yeah, good.

1:21:35

Was he in tombs? He was in wider. No,

1:21:37

he's in wider I know that's too much. Yeah,

1:21:39

too much Russell. That's amazing. Kurt Russell is always

1:21:41

gonna be my white. Yeah Did

1:21:45

you like his version of Robin Hood? That

1:21:48

might be what made me so uncomfortable. I don't like

1:21:50

that might be it I don't I don't like that

1:21:53

movie very much. I did I don't I

1:21:55

don't think I really watched it cuz I hated that Song

1:21:57

so much. Oh Oh

1:22:06

That song and him together, yeah Robin Hood movie.

1:22:08

Oh, I hate it and it makes me so

1:22:10

uncomfortable Oh, yeah Prince

1:22:13

of Thieves now imagine being

1:22:15

in Canada Well, right

1:22:21

Yep Oh

1:22:32

Never fought growing up in Canada be so

1:22:34

hard on somebody can I tell you they

1:22:36

your force Canadian music down your throat percent

1:22:47

We have to play it over and over again No,

1:22:49

listen, there is a rule in Canada if people

1:22:52

don't know where on radio stations and stuff They

1:22:54

have to play a certain amount of

1:22:56

Canadian music. This is a even this is some

1:22:59

other one I need to go back and watch

1:23:01

this movie because I bet it is absolutely ridiculous

1:23:03

now that I think about it Happening

1:23:06

they just slid down a rope. No one

1:23:08

does that nobody has ever done that in

1:23:11

the history of ropes. No Did

1:23:14

a different woman sing it in the movie I

1:23:17

don't think so I thought it was

1:23:19

Brian Yeah, what's

1:23:22

insane about Canada is that so like we used

1:23:24

to work on a Canadian station and they Managed

1:23:27

to only have to play 18% Canadian

1:23:30

but if you were from Toronto Need

1:23:32

to play more it was like double that was like 32% 36%

1:23:37

something like crazy amount of the

1:23:40

music played had to be Canadian

1:23:42

So these bands that we would

1:23:44

have never heard of became like

1:23:46

Canadian stars If

1:23:50

you don't listen to your attack with a moose We

1:23:57

Can just turn the radio off. This came on. Oh

1:23:59

man. America. Yeah.

1:24:02

No. So sadly it says albums you

1:24:04

will get even. Like

1:24:06

more turned off. If you hated

1:24:09

a Canadian song. Yes, like a

1:24:11

minus. More Sat right you would. Yeah,

1:24:13

spies it because they played it

1:24:15

so often. Yeah, I mean Bryan Adams

1:24:17

have issues? Yeah, Pay Citadel came up

1:24:20

with some of the Hundred Sixty

1:24:22

Nine. Has

1:24:26

been a Bryan Adams tie in

1:24:28

lead to your. Yeah. Matter

1:24:30

to talk to my there That will

1:24:33

be like well I just realized and

1:24:35

Bryan Adams and reason that I'm uncomfortable.

1:24:37

Kevin Costner Yeah, I'm a breakthrough. Yes,

1:24:40

in a breakthrough In turn I. Really

1:24:44

Watch Prince of Thieves assists the see

1:24:46

how you feel about? yeah oh I

1:24:48

hate it. The. And

1:24:53

he's Bryan Adams moonroof now.

1:24:55

And the guy, he says

1:24:57

some gods real bad. Oh

1:24:59

and they played. It constantly on was

1:25:01

like the biggest song in the world. I think

1:25:03

for a minute that movie was huge for some

1:25:05

reason. Death of A

1:25:08

Half years behind to of the biggest movie

1:25:10

songs of all time, right? This one An

1:25:12

employer and I will always love you. Oh

1:25:14

yeah god that's awful her. Maybe

1:25:16

that's part of the reason we

1:25:19

don't like than we associate are

1:25:21

dislike of those songs with him

1:25:23

and his movies right? Yeah, I

1:25:25

didn't mind Bryan Adams up until this moment.

1:25:28

Amount of the cottage. Ah ha like that

1:25:31

when he made that salt. yeah that's it.

1:25:33

As a know was no one can like

1:25:35

you anymore. He.

1:25:37

Well I did when I worked in Canada. I did

1:25:39

interview in the couples I'm he was a decent I'm

1:25:41

sure he signs Canadian. But. Not

1:25:44

not have club my me we. Still,

1:25:47

Can chastise them for this issue? I

1:25:49

suspect this. Ah, they put together a

1:25:51

list of the best. Sigh.

1:25:54

Five movies of all time and

1:25:56

listen out. sorry man know game.

1:25:59

Not. A single. Star Trek film made the

1:26:01

cut. You're a son of a bitch. Not

1:26:04

even the wrath of Khan. Khan!

1:26:06

Such a good one. That should have been.

1:26:10

I'm kind of amazed but this is

1:26:12

what made the top ten E.T. the

1:26:15

extraterrestrial. I don't count that

1:26:17

as sci-fi. Well it is

1:26:19

aliens I guess. A little bit. Weirdness.

1:26:24

Horrible movie. Dune

1:26:26

Part 1. Yeah

1:26:28

that's a killer. From 2021. Made

1:26:32

the top ten, number nine. The Day

1:26:34

the Earth Stood Still. Has anyone seen that? It's from

1:26:36

the 50's I think. Of course I've seen

1:26:38

that. I

1:26:40

like it. It's alright. I think we're gonna make

1:26:42

it. That's

1:26:44

why I know the name. Is

1:26:47

that the one where the alien guy comes out

1:26:49

of the ship? Yeah and it's like a human

1:26:51

looking alien but he's got the robot. That

1:26:54

shoots a laser out of its face. Dark

1:26:57

City from 1998. Did

1:27:00

not watch that one guys. I've seen the box to

1:27:02

it. Huh. From your

1:27:05

days at Block City. Yep. There's the

1:27:07

box. Dynamite

1:27:09

review. Huh. And

1:27:12

went to go to VHS. Wow what the

1:27:14

hell is that? Jennifer Connelly in Keeper Sutherland.

1:27:17

No idea. Under my radar I didn't.

1:27:21

A man struggles with memories of his past which

1:27:23

includes a wife he can't remember and a nightmarish

1:27:25

world no one ever seems to wake up from.

1:27:28

But it's rated as one of the top ten

1:27:30

best sci-fi movies of all time. Wow. I feel

1:27:32

like I've seen that. I feel like I've seen

1:27:35

Keeper Sutherland in that. Huh. I

1:27:37

don't know. Didn't have much of an impact. No.

1:27:40

Sounds familiar. Yeah I've never watched

1:27:42

it. Contact from 1997. Yeah

1:27:46

that's a good one. I know I watched

1:27:48

it but I can't remember anything about it. It's

1:27:50

the one based on a Carl Sagan book right?

1:27:52

What about his first contact? Yeah. No contact I

1:27:54

think is. It's got the girl in it. Oh

1:27:57

yeah. Yeah,

1:28:00

it's a Carl Sagan book. Yep. Matthew

1:28:02

McConaughey Yeah,

1:28:05

that comes in at number six at number five.

1:28:07

It's close encounters of the third kind. Yeah.

1:28:10

Yeah So before

1:28:13

the 80s version of Blade Runner the final

1:28:15

cut. I love Blade Runner so much number

1:28:18

three Back to the Future I Guess

1:28:22

it's a sci-fi. Yeah. Yeah, I mean would

1:28:24

be concerned with time travel more

1:28:27

of a comedy. Yeah Technically

1:28:29

technicality right because of a

1:28:31

DeLorean. Yeah number

1:28:34

two alien the original

1:28:36

from 1979 Yep,

1:28:39

and the number one best sci-fi movie of

1:28:41

all time according to this survey 2001

1:28:43

a space oddist thought that was gonna end

1:28:45

up topping the list Yeah,

1:28:48

I mean it's good. It's a

1:28:51

it's a wild one like

1:28:53

just uh artsy Hello

1:28:58

Dave, hello Dave No,

1:29:03

Dave, I won't do that Dave What

1:29:06

movie do you think made the

1:29:08

biggest impression on us? Sci-fi

1:29:10

wise Star Wars Yeah

1:29:13

changed everything But

1:29:15

what movie do you think we formed our impression of

1:29:17

aliens from? Close encounters

1:29:19

encounters encounters. I would use that the

1:29:24

Tall greys are at the end. I've never seen

1:29:26

that movie or the space oddity rod if he

1:29:28

won. I'm a face odyssey Yeah,

1:29:32

of course. It's just the computer

1:29:34

turns on everybody and I can't do that Dave

1:29:39

I knew that that was what that was from. I'm not

1:29:41

doing that Dave Just

1:29:43

like dealing with I'm

1:29:47

not doing that Dave. Yeah, I'm not doing your

1:29:49

basement now Dave Really is

1:29:52

eerily similar. Yeah, you can't leave Dave

1:29:56

And finally a recent live news

1:29:58

broadcast in Bolivia was

1:30:00

interrupted by a small black dog taking

1:30:03

a massive dump on

1:30:06

the anchor desk. Pretty sweet. They

1:30:09

do it right in Bolivia. Pretty beautiful woman

1:30:11

here hosting the news. This

1:30:15

dog was brought in to help promote pet

1:30:17

adoption. Of course, but they fed

1:30:19

it. Look at the size of this

1:30:21

dog, right? Yeah. Type of little puppy.

1:30:23

You will not believe the size of the

1:30:25

load he dumps out. Impressive.

1:30:27

Wow. Impressive. I'll tell you.

1:30:31

This pup shocked the channel RTP

1:30:34

crew by arching its back and

1:30:36

delivering quite a steaming package in

1:30:38

front of a horrified newswoman. Man,

1:30:42

did they take a poop? Nervous.

1:30:45

Nervous poop. Yeah. Oh,

1:30:52

there it goes. Careful. Look

1:30:54

out. Oh my goodness.

1:30:56

You're a dog? Kidnapped. I just saw a service. Oh

1:30:58

my God. He's like, still

1:31:05

don't. You're watching a TV, that dog. That

1:31:07

was wild. What did that say about your dad? Brought

1:31:10

into a whole box of mini-weeds. That

1:31:13

went through me like crazy. I

1:31:17

was so like goodness. He's, you know,

1:31:20

a little smaller than Jameson. Jameson's

1:31:23

never pooped that much in his life. He's lost

1:31:25

a quarter of his body weight. If

1:31:29

you want to see it for yourself for some

1:31:31

reason, it is up at davinchuckthefreak.com. But the clip,

1:31:33

which was shared online this week, shows the anchor

1:31:35

petting the little puppy as it stands on the

1:31:37

desk in front of her. As

1:31:40

she encourages the audience to consider adopting

1:31:42

a stray, the animal adds to her

1:31:44

workload. Yeah. The

1:31:46

flustered anchor looks away and nervously

1:31:49

shuffles her papers before her co-anchor

1:31:51

hands her some paper towels. And

1:31:56

she gets to clean it up. The male anchor was like,

1:31:58

go ahead and clean that. It's

1:32:00

still Bolivia. It's still Bolivia. It's

1:32:02

still Bolivia. They haven't come all the

1:32:04

way. What do you

1:32:07

mean you don't have your own paper towel? Yeah, clean

1:32:10

this. Pull it out of your satchel. Oh,

1:32:13

Bolivia. You

1:32:16

puppy though. But massive dumps.

1:32:20

Holy hell. Dogs are cool. That is the

1:32:22

one downside. I mean if there's a real...

1:32:24

I didn't think it used to. Yeah, it's

1:32:26

not great. It's nothing. It's not great. That

1:32:29

is the one benefit of Jameson. The tiniest of all. Oh,

1:32:32

yeah, yeah. The tiniest of all. Coming

1:32:35

up next here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. What happened

1:32:37

when a guy in a car chase tried to Thelma and

1:32:39

Louise it off a cliff? What did

1:32:41

a drunk woman say when the cops busted

1:32:43

her driving with only three wheels? And

1:32:46

perverts of the day, what went

1:32:48

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Hi there. It's the 11th of April,

1:34:22

a Thursday, and coming up next on

1:34:24

Dave and Chuck the Freak, what did

1:34:26

a drunk woman say when the cops

1:34:28

busted her driving with only three wheels?

1:34:30

How many guys admit they used their

1:34:32

phone while peeing at a urinal and

1:34:34

perverts of the day coming up. First

1:34:36

though, a guy in a car chase

1:34:38

tried to Thelma and Louise it off

1:34:40

a cliff but somehow survived.

1:34:45

Five bucks says someone in this guy's life

1:34:48

tells him you can't do anything right I

1:34:50

guess. 56 year old Roger Foster is his

1:34:52

name. He lives in the villages in Florida

1:34:54

actually but he was in Long

1:34:56

Island this week when he got into a high

1:34:58

speed chase with the cops and then decided to

1:35:01

fly right off a cliff and

1:35:04

amazingly made it. Here's his story now

1:35:08

from News 12 in Long Island

1:35:10

with Sickleson. You're

1:35:12

looking at a car that was

1:35:14

launched off a 50 foot cliff

1:35:16

after crashing through this wooden guard

1:35:18

rail at the end of Sound

1:35:20

Drive in Greenport. News 12 with

1:35:22

exclusive drone footage showing the smashed

1:35:25

Chevy being towed back up the

1:35:27

steep Sandy Bluff. We drove through

1:35:29

the guard rail and

1:35:31

ended up off the cliff and

1:35:33

bouncing off the beach and into

1:35:35

the Lowyound Sound. South Old Town

1:35:37

Police Chief Martin Flatley says the

1:35:39

improbable stunt was the end result

1:35:42

of a police chase. Cops say

1:35:44

the driver 56 year old Roger

1:35:46

Foster was initially pulled over shortly

1:35:48

before noon today for allegedly slashing

1:35:50

the tires of a relative's vehicle.

1:35:53

The chase started in Pecanic, went

1:35:55

west to Riverhead and then back

1:35:57

east to Greenport. We

1:36:00

had the assistance of a rear-head PD as well. The

1:36:04

car then headed back east and

1:36:07

speeds of over 100 miles an hour up on Route

1:36:09

48. The car was a

1:36:11

rental from Florida and was under three to

1:36:13

four feet of water. Police

1:36:16

officers rushed down the stairs to

1:36:18

the beach and found the driver

1:36:20

conscious with non-life-threatening injuries. And

1:36:23

it really is incredible that this person wasn't

1:36:26

badly hurt or killed. He was taken to

1:36:28

a hospital and will go before a judge

1:36:30

once he's medically able to do so. Police

1:36:33

say he had two open warrants and

1:36:35

now faces several additional charges. Never

1:36:39

hit the brakes or slowed down. Blew

1:36:41

through a wood guard rail, ramped

1:36:44

up off a bluff, and

1:36:46

went airborne. He's gonna wish he died

1:36:48

though. Because when that

1:36:50

insurance comes, I bet he didn't get the insurance

1:36:53

on that rental and it's in the

1:36:55

water like that. You just bought a car. We woke

1:36:57

up in the hospital and it's like, hi, we're from

1:36:59

Hurts. Yeah, they're the first people. Hi, we're glad you're

1:37:01

okay. There's a big thing of flowers for a Hurts.

1:37:04

We purchased some flowers and we charged you

1:37:06

for them on your car. Yeah. We're glad

1:37:08

you're conscious. How

1:37:11

are those broken bones? We

1:37:13

are so glad that you made it. Yeah,

1:37:15

our car's not doing good. No. Yeah,

1:37:19

so... You're late too. Yeah. We've

1:37:22

called the cops. So that Chevy Malibu

1:37:24

is yours now. And

1:37:26

you owe us. Yeah, you owe us $150,000 for that car. We

1:37:30

wanted to show them you. Yeah, the fine

1:37:32

print right here. It's right there. You see

1:37:34

where you signed on the bottom. It says

1:37:36

right there 100 times what you think it's

1:37:39

worth. Yeah, he's in big trouble. Big

1:37:44

trouble. They say

1:37:46

it looks like the airbags actually is all that

1:37:48

saved him. Otherwise he probably would have been a

1:37:50

goner. Oh, I'm assuming

1:37:52

it looked like there was three

1:37:55

levels of stairs that you had to walk down

1:37:57

to even get to the beach.

1:38:00

So I gotta

1:38:02

say that Chevy Malibu is in better shape than I

1:38:04

thought it would be for flying off a cliff I

1:38:07

guess the sand must have been the sand

1:38:09

or or he Did

1:38:11

he somehow landed on the wheels? I

1:38:14

don't know how we did it. Let's say he

1:38:16

did get the insurance This

1:38:18

driving the car off a cliff. Are you covered

1:38:20

for that? I don't know.

1:38:23

I don't know. I'm not sure on that Sure,

1:38:25

it seems while engaged in a crime. I

1:38:27

don't know Isn't

1:38:31

that why you get the insurance right

1:38:33

and He's from

1:38:35

the villages it all adds

1:38:37

up. Yeah, yeah, man. There's some crazy

1:38:39

people though the villages He

1:38:42

just got in there too. Yeah, it's like one year in You're

1:38:47

in his mind on vacation. He's lashing

1:38:49

families tires though and whatnot. He's a

1:38:52

he's a character Yeah, yeah, no, no

1:38:54

doubt on that if you want to

1:38:56

see more on this story You

1:38:58

can check it out at Dave and Chuck the freak com

1:39:03

49 year old Florida woman meantime told

1:39:05

deputies that When

1:39:08

she was caught driving around

1:39:10

on three tires this week I Have

1:39:14

no idea how that happened. Of course That

1:39:18

she doesn't Officials arrested Anna

1:39:20

Louise Keller after receiving multiple

1:39:22

9-1-1 calls reporting that she was

1:39:24

driving a dark gray Nissan

1:39:26

Rogue recklessly With

1:39:28

no tire on the front passenger

1:39:31

side man deputies

1:39:33

spotted her driving South

1:39:35

on Hamlin Boulevard deputies conducted a traffic stop to

1:39:37

do a welfare check and when they spoke to

1:39:39

her They say she

1:39:41

smelled so much like booze. She

1:39:43

did admit to drinking excessively But

1:39:47

was completely unaware a tire

1:39:49

was missing Wondered

1:39:51

if it had been a recall she

1:39:53

missed Think

1:39:56

they recall your car for missing tires, right?

1:39:58

I mean a They

1:40:00

should, but that actually happens one day

1:40:02

and they really, really made a mistake.

1:40:04

Oh boy. There she is there.

1:40:08

Anna Louise Keller failed a

1:40:10

field sobriety test, had unsteady bloodshot eyes.

1:40:14

Blood alcohol concentration, 0.160. The

1:40:18

legal limit for drivers in Florida is 0.08. There

1:40:22

were four empty bush lights. Oh,

1:40:25

that's what you want. On the passenger side,

1:40:29

she was arrested and charged with driving under

1:40:31

the influence, according to law enforcement. Yeah.

1:40:34

It's always, uh, she looks like she

1:40:36

just started drinking light beer. Yeah. Oh,

1:40:39

you're right. You're right. She's watching a

1:40:41

figure now. She

1:40:45

hasn't been, it looks like previously

1:40:47

to that. Right. It always

1:40:49

helps the cops when you just leave your empties right

1:40:51

on the seat beside you. Yeah. They're

1:40:53

like, oh, thank you for that. Super easy investigation. Yeah.

1:40:57

Yeah. Now off to Omaha where a man

1:40:59

had a rude awakening the other morning. Someone

1:41:02

left two piles of human feces

1:41:05

on his porch. No. A

1:41:08

message. He made someone mad. Oh, there he is.

1:41:11

There he is. The story on this one

1:41:13

from KLKN-TV. New

1:41:15

at 10 o'clock tonight. Talk about a rude

1:41:17

awakening. It happened to an Omaha man. Kim

1:41:20

Heat says a man was trying to get into his home

1:41:22

around 4 a.m. But what

1:41:24

he witnessed and recorded on his security

1:41:26

footage is disturbing. I

1:41:29

have a doorbell. They didn't ring

1:41:31

the doorbell. They were beating on the door and he was jiggering

1:41:33

the handle back and forth, back and forth. He just said,

1:41:35

let me in, let me in. I'm like, no, you're not

1:41:38

coming in. I don't know who you are. Let

1:41:40

me in, in, let me in. Heath

1:41:43

was able to block him from getting through

1:41:45

the door, but what followed and was captured

1:41:47

on a security camera is disturbing. A

1:41:49

man squatting at his door, but

1:41:52

it wasn't until Heath came back inside after

1:41:54

talking with the police that he saw what

1:41:57

this man had left behind. poop

1:42:00

right in between the doors and

1:42:02

the door is just covered with poop. But we don't

1:42:04

do that here. You

1:42:06

need to use a bathroom. I planted

1:42:08

gas stations open. Did a lot of flushing. Came

1:42:10

out with a hose sundae and sprayed everything down

1:42:13

real good. Sprayed

1:42:15

my porch down real

1:42:17

good. So, yeah, it was

1:42:19

pretty bad. I should say,

1:42:21

Heath did file a police report. Omaha

1:42:23

police say this incident was documented and

1:42:26

sent to the burglary unit for further

1:42:28

investigation. So this is just a

1:42:30

man with diarrhea who... Was

1:42:32

he desperately trying to get in to use

1:42:34

the toilet? I think so. Deranged and poopy.

1:42:36

Yep. Bad combo. The

1:42:39

bad combo. Deranged and poopy. Yeah.

1:42:41

Like he knew he had to get inside, but you

1:42:45

can't let that man inside. No. Oh

1:42:47

my God. Can't even have him to poop so bad that

1:42:49

you just pull up at some random guy's house? I can.

1:42:52

I can too. I'll kick a door right in. I'll kick a

1:42:55

door right in. I'll kick a door right in. I'll kick a

1:42:57

door right in. Yeah.

1:43:00

No, really, side of the road

1:43:02

or break and enter? What

1:43:04

are you doing? I guess I'm going side of the road. Yeah, you

1:43:06

gotta go side of the road. Oh yeah, I don't want to go

1:43:08

to jail, so. Just

1:43:11

cover yourself as much as possible. God,

1:43:14

I would be just mortified to have to knock

1:43:16

on a door. That

1:43:20

would be horrible. Oh my God. Please

1:43:22

allow me. Please allow me to poop

1:43:24

in your location. Listen,

1:43:27

if someone did that to you, there's no way you'd let them in.

1:43:29

Well, they'd do it. They'd never knock at

1:43:31

someone's door. This is part of our

1:43:34

earlier conversation. Yep, I would never

1:43:36

knock. Intruding on people's lives with

1:43:39

your problems. You cannot knock on

1:43:41

a stranger's door and say, I've

1:43:43

got to poop so bad. No.

1:43:47

Who would let that person into their house? Maybe

1:43:49

there's some sweet people in the way. I

1:43:51

think there are some dummies out there that might.

1:43:54

But don't ever ask. I would

1:43:56

never. Put your pants before you do that. Or

1:43:59

just do what everybody else. Does and just hold

1:44:01

it as best you can get to a

1:44:03

restaurant. Yeah Because

1:44:15

then that'd be the next big scam the I'm

1:44:17

pooping myself scam They knock

1:44:19

on your door say they got a really poop and

1:44:21

then they get inside and then they pull like I

1:44:23

do think this Guy had to poop but he that

1:44:25

wasn't his only plan I mean, I think he would

1:44:28

have pooped and then he would have taken all of

1:44:30

your things and probably beaten you Yeah,

1:44:32

I mean he had a crazy look about

1:44:34

him mind you I don't know. I guess

1:44:36

I haven't taken a photo of myself when

1:44:38

I'm right about to poop my pants I

1:44:48

don't know. I've never seen it I've

1:44:50

never looked into my eyes in that moment.

1:44:52

They showed us all the door diarrhea. Yeah,

1:44:55

they yeah, they couldn't cover it all I

1:44:57

am do a better job of learn Like

1:45:02

an electrician pooped in my bathroom doing

1:45:04

work like in the toilet, yeah, yeah,

1:45:06

and I was furious Yeah, why? Yeah,

1:45:10

it stinks in my house. No. Yeah,

1:45:13

luckily anybody that's like cable people anybody has

1:45:15

ever they've never asked me for that Cuz

1:45:17

I don't know what I'd say. I'd be

1:45:19

like toilets not working. I I

1:45:23

don't have toilet. This apartment doesn't come with a

1:45:25

toilet. Yeah Hotel

1:45:30

lobby try that Casey's

1:45:33

with us here Casey. Have you been

1:45:35

in this situation? Yeah,

1:45:38

I sure have first off how she going it

1:45:41

how she going a what happened I Was

1:45:44

about 15 Me and

1:45:46

my buddy had walked up to Taco Bell. We didn't have

1:45:48

cars at the time. We walked up

1:45:50

to Taco Bell had a free dinner That's

1:45:53

a longer story, but we ended up

1:45:55

walking back towards his house and on the way

1:45:57

back His stomach just

1:45:59

started just going crazy

1:46:01

and so we decided to walk to an elementary

1:46:04

school close by because there was a porta potty

1:46:06

there the last time and so

1:46:08

I told him let's just walk over there we get

1:46:10

there we turn the corner porta potty's gone and

1:46:13

so it was about 45 minute walk to his

1:46:15

house and he's like I'm just gonna poop my

1:46:17

pants oh and so we

1:46:19

kept walking I'm like oh we we've

1:46:22

got this and so we keep going finally

1:46:24

it happens to me and so

1:46:27

I have I was desperate I'm like I'm gonna crap

1:46:29

my pants I don't know what else to do yeah

1:46:31

they both got it they both had that

1:46:34

talk about the bubblegut yeah the bell

1:46:37

rang yeah I ran up to this

1:46:39

ladies door

1:46:43

and I knocked on I didn't know what else

1:46:46

to do so she came to

1:46:48

the door I was like I'm so sorry to

1:46:50

bother you can I please use your bathroom like

1:46:52

I'm this is an emergency

1:46:54

and she just stood there and looked at me a little

1:46:56

look me up and down she's just like oh

1:46:59

no no I can't do that yeah

1:47:01

good I can't I can't anybody my

1:47:03

house mark yep thank God and

1:47:05

so I was like okay well

1:47:08

sorry sorry to waste your time and

1:47:10

so I tried to run my buddy had kept

1:47:12