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Hello there. Hello. I

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don't know what's happening, but good morning and hello.

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It is David Chup the Freak

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on this fourth day

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of April. It's going to be fun.

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Fun just keeps going here on David Chup the Freak. You

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never know what's going to happen from day to day.

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I'm blind most of the time. I can't see.

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And so I just have to go with it. But

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anyway, Chup the Freak's running a bit behind apparently. And

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing. That

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was my fault Jason. He

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literally asked me what do I press and I forgot

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like the date button. That was my fault. I thought

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I saw Chup on the cameras walking in the hallway.

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He's fine. He's on his way down here. And then I'm like looking at the

1:10

hallway. I'm like, no, Chuck. No, Chuck. Have

1:12

you heard from him? No. No.

1:15

No. So we got a maybe can

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you call him Jason? Yeah, I'll call him. I thought that

1:19

we had a visual on him. Yeah, I thought we did

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too. Who has eyes on Chuck?

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No one. No, it was. I

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got back down to the studio realized it was go time.

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Yelling over the intercom. Go,

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go, go. And

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I'm useless. So that's good. No, it's just

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a Dave button. That's

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all. Yeah. No, it's

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it's good. That's great. Yeah. He went

1:42

right to voicemail. So I don't know if that's a

1:44

good sign or a bad sign. Oh,

1:47

maybe his phone died. No, it didn't die.

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He probably has it done. Do not disturb. Oh, yeah.

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He puts it on. All the time. Is that what

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it does when you put it on? Do not disturb.

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It goes right to voicemail. Yeah. If you

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haven't set. that

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emergency I have you guys had his emergency

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come mine in case I ever sleep in

2:04

like yes yeah yeah you get through some

2:06

things we'll call we'll go through so we

2:08

could try that you know but we can

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just work this out on the air show

2:15

discussion real professional radio how to

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call Chuck so I'm

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gonna I got a couple things I gotta grab in the studio yeah

2:24

Andy big day today it's national burrito day

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oh that is one of my favorite burritos

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I haven't eaten a burrito in a while actually

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yeah no I haven't I had a burrito obsession

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for I did I did I got I got

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burned out on it and then I just got

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like I don't know like my spirit my burrito

2:44

spirit got broken a little bit it

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was it got broken a little bit just because

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I was I had a couple of bad experiences

2:54

and then I was just like well maybe

2:57

I'll go burrito list for a while because

2:59

you probably had quite a streak of burrito

3:01

days I did yeah like when I was

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losing weight like I had it figured out

3:06

with my calories like how I could I

3:09

always had told myself like a burrito

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bowl is the most flavorful thing you

3:13

can have within your calories

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yeah so right you know there's like

3:18

steak in it vegetables and rice never

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got sick of it never no yeah

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and then I just kind of turned my back on

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it it's not that I wouldn't eat a burrito right

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now yeah I love

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a burrito a bunch of national

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chains have deals today so just don't

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take advantage of them all you might

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explode Chipotle ran a burrito vault contest

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this week where people could try and

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guess an exact order and win by

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one get one deal they gave out

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a hundred thousand codes and

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then 50 of those people also get free

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burritos for a year hmm it's

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pretty cool yeah actually

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53 because that's how many

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ingredients Chipotle has for

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you to choose from. Oh. They've

4:05

got 53 different ingredients. How many? This

4:08

has overwhelming ingredients. Yes. What

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could it be? Yeah,

4:13

that's gotta do. You know that. Because they

4:15

only have like I think like maybe six

4:17

different kinds of protein. I

4:19

never ate there. It's really good. I know.

4:22

I will try it one day. They had a special steak for a

4:24

while called carne asada that was just so good. I mean, the spices.

4:26

The way they prepared it, it was delicious. But then they got rid

4:28

of it? Very

4:31

tender. It was for a limited time only. So

4:34

that limited time ran out. You

4:37

didn't start like a change.org petition to bring it

4:39

back? I want to because I was like, I

4:41

was like my heart broke when they, when that

4:43

goes away. It's like the second time they've done

4:45

that to me and they're like, now it's the

4:47

chicken out past door. And I'm like, I don't

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like chicken. You protest out

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for us. You and a cow. We

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want the steak. Taco

4:57

Bell has a buy one, get one for

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half off deal. Baja fresh. That's

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still a thing, huh? Baja fresh. Just

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there. I have been there. I've

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dabbled with them back in the day. Baja

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fresh the restaurant. I thought you meant Baja

5:09

blast the Taco Bell drink. I don't know.

5:11

Baja fresh the restaurant. Like I was all in

5:13

on that place for a while. Oh

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yeah. I love that place. And then

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I haven't been there in about seven years. They've got

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a buy one, get one deal for rewards members. And

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Qdoba is giving rewards members one free

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burrito with any entree and drink. Qdoba,

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I went with my kids a

5:32

couple of weeks ago. Holy

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hell was it expensive. Really? Really?

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I just couldn't believe it. I think the three of us got

5:40

a meal and drinks and it was over 50

5:42

bucks. My kids are

5:44

crazy. They get like double protein and all.

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Yeah. So I guess that... Hell,

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that's what John says. I was shocked. Over

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50 bucks. Over 50 bucks. I was not

5:53

expecting that. But everything

5:55

cost like... Yeah. Everything is. Yeah.

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Nuts. This is so weird.

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A couple things I was reading over the past few days.

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One of the most popular slang

6:07

terms in the 1800s was, my

6:10

name is Haynes. What?

6:15

My name is Haynes. And

6:18

that's what you'd say if you

6:20

wanted to quickly end a conversation

6:23

or leave the room. My name is Haynes.

6:25

So we'd be chatting and I'd be like, my name is

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Haynes. I'd say that a lot probably. That's

6:32

how you got out of like an uncomfortable situation.

6:34

I wish I knew that about 10 minutes ago.

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My name is Haynes.

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My name is Haynes. Yeah. I

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mean, Dave does this. He just gets up and

6:49

stretches and walks out there. My name is Dave.

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My name is Dave. All

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right. I got to

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go over. I got this meeting

7:00

over. I have no problem. I

7:03

really have no problem doing it. No. Oh,

7:06

yeah. Still haven't heard from Chuck. No. No.

7:10

I'll keep trying. Now

7:12

I feel like he might just not be answering to spite me. Oh,

7:15

yeah. That's Chuck. Yeah.

7:18

Are you trying him? I tried. Yeah.

7:21

I'm calling every couple minutes. It

7:24

just goes right to voicemail. No, it's ringing. It's ringing

7:26

a couple times. Hey. Hey. Oh,

7:30

hey. I thought he was here. Oh, I

7:32

thought your name grew us off. I'm looking

7:34

around and like, does he see him? I

7:37

thought you saw Santa Claus. Hey. Santa

7:41

Claus. Give

7:44

time for Chuck's beard to go white and then he

7:46

gets it. Hey. Well,

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yeah. So we're still on the Chuck lookout. If anyone knows where he

7:50

is, please feel free to reach out on the Dave and Chuck lines.

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See if we can track him down. One other thing here

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that I read the other day. This

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is weird. Again, it is weird sometimes.

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In Nineteen Seventy Six. A

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book about a lonely librarian.

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In a sexual relationship with

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a bear. One.

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The Top Writing Award in Canada.

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And as an odd it must have

8:17

been the tits skills sat out his and

8:19

since then the test they. Exist

8:23

or another thirty eight hundred

8:25

values as deaths. At

8:30

yeah this is it with the book was

8:32

about a lonely librarian in a sexual relationship

8:34

with a bear. That

8:38

in a freak we're That is weird that I don't

8:40

like my librarians to be and beastie as any. And

8:45

will suffer the his. that's I

8:47

mean groundbreaking. I guess that's like

8:49

probably stuff. You. Know

8:51

there's a lot of weird fetish stuff. On

8:53

the web now near him so that was

8:55

in the early seventies. we had a their

8:58

toes weird times bags and to the other

9:00

hand has. Disco.

9:02

And as hurricane and. It's

9:04

you guys. Remember the last time you got

9:07

pulled over. Yes, No.

9:11

Winnings an hour long Lisa. Know.

9:14

James May Day. all odds are you're

9:16

seeing some easy. I've been on me

9:18

wrong. I don't remember because he has

9:20

it will. I first started the so

9:22

I was in traffic court all the

9:24

time. Yes, that was assumed

9:26

to have time off kilter. Profit

9:28

for a business three legal fight,

9:30

Another ticket. Very

9:33

thorough, I'm gonna need Monday off

9:35

the record day, a center for

9:37

starters, even for yeah, so I've

9:40

kind of home downs and son.

9:43

I think. Mine was. Last.

9:45

Year. Oh. Really, I use a

9:47

kind of had some bad lot now. Listen,

9:49

when I first started here. i

9:52

think i got three tickets in a year

9:54

yeah because the speed limit here is so

9:56

slow on the major route we have to

9:58

take him that i just kept forgetting about

10:00

it and finally I like set

10:03

my cruise control so

10:06

I wouldn't speed any more. Yeah, that's good.

10:09

But of course the last year there's one

10:11

part where you kind of go under

10:14

a bridge and then come up and the cops are

10:16

always waiting there and I know this. I

10:18

take it every day I know they're there but

10:21

I wasn't thinking and was flying. Thank

10:25

God. He let me off.

10:27

That's good. Yeah. Yeah, I got

10:29

it off too. I don't know if he listened to

10:32

the show or not but he was like alright. It's

10:34

always he's like you were the first guy out of

10:36

the gate it's always the first guy. Literally they know

10:38

people coming down there they're always gonna get

10:40

the first car. Yeah, it's like I don't think that's

10:42

fair. I know. I don't think that's

10:45

fair. Because you naturally build up speed going

10:47

you know. Yeah, we know. As soon as

10:49

you're on your way up that's where they

10:51

get you. There's a hill by where

10:53

I live and they and I think a cop

10:55

sits down there. I'm like and you kind of

10:57

just go floating down that hill. Is that the

10:59

main road you and I both take in the

11:02

morning? No, no, no. There's some other like other

11:04

roads. This is a main road near us where

11:06

just aesthetically it looks like a freeway and if

11:08

you're driving around people and the speed limit is 55.

11:12

As soon as you hit that stretch people start getting up to

11:14

60's. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like man if I was a cop

11:16

I'd just sit right there all day. Yeah.

11:20

Have you ever used the show to get off a ticket? It

11:22

worked for me around here once. Really? Yeah. Did

11:24

it? Because it was like me 4.30

11:28

in the morning or whatever I had turned where

11:30

I wasn't supposed to and then he's

11:32

like what are you doing in this area? And I said oh

11:34

well I worked at the radio station that I mentioned the show

11:36

and he was like oh, okay, let

11:38

him know that I let you off because he

11:40

was a listener. Oh, that's cool. Years and years

11:42

ago. That's awesome. I haven't had that opportunity yet.

11:46

Jeff, same with me Jason. It was here

11:48

and you know

11:50

listen, the station's

11:52

in a real shady area. And

11:55

Like to the point where my advice when

11:57

I started here was don't stop at red

11:59

light. Oh right right like

12:01

that's what people say don't stop at red

12:03

lights gives yeah you gotta just go sell.

12:05

There's a stop sign where you have to

12:07

kind of turn around you know the Michigan

12:09

left whatever it is and am I always

12:11

just would fly at pause briefly to make

12:13

to the no cars coming but just go.

12:15

And of course one day there is a

12:17

state trooper. Sitting. Right there and

12:19

they pulled me over in the same thing. What Are you.

12:22

Where. You going? Why are you here at this time

12:24

of the morning? And. I said all you know.

12:27

And work on Davis have to freak. Went

12:29

around the corner there and they're like all

12:31

other than don't totally china and I will

12:33

make see a stop at that stop sign

12:35

and like it's shady here. guy is ago

12:37

was honest with them. My guy the I've

12:39

seen some weird stuff. I'm just trying to

12:41

get to work alive like we get it,

12:43

we get it. Just be careful. You get

12:45

lucky that when you're like i work for

12:47

demon sort of freaky would tell that dame

12:49

is real do Smith so that's why I

12:52

volunteer as is that like he could go

12:54

the other way where the logo hey that

12:56

sounds as. Soon as

12:58

part of my bad psychology I was I

13:00

on a everyone hates the South. I will

13:02

not say that will be like as a

13:04

person is on your rugs. He began on

13:06

a show I am exactly. We're

13:10

going to search his guard beat among them and

13:12

something raped I don't know using a necessary i

13:14

miss a failure. so that's why I'd never volunteer.

13:16

Like with Big Deal is the day of a

13:19

joke, The Freighter perhaps you may have heard of?

13:21

No, never mind you, the her Id badges may

13:23

ask me where I was going. And like Jason,

13:25

you know that was my. In the get it

13:27

out there six signal to my driver's license. For

13:31

name on their the of a business garden. I knew

13:33

a guy that did that said Israel do Spagna Chuck

13:36

and I used to work with. He

13:38

would keep like. Concert.

13:40

Tickets sales.org Love

13:43

Box. Because he got pulled

13:45

over all the time because he was a deuce

13:47

and then he be like oh whoops see. I

13:50

knew. I mean I get the wrong guy

13:52

though. There. Was a bribe and

13:54

we're that you're in trouble. Don't.

13:57

be a deuce day can be a deuce i

13:59

would never do that Yeah,

14:01

I didn't mention it the last time I got pulled over, but

14:03

the guy was real cool. I did. I turned when

14:05

I shouldn't have. So I was like, all

14:07

right. Yeah, I'm surprised you got pulled over. You're

14:09

like the best driver. No, you're

14:12

like the grandma of the show. I

14:14

am. I really don't get a lot of

14:16

tickets, but Granny Andy. I just turned

14:19

left on a light that I shouldn't have and was

14:21

like, uh-oh. So

14:23

they say, though, if you're getting pulled over, the number

14:25

one thing you should never do is

14:28

floor it and try to get away. Of

14:30

course. Yeah, I did do that once,

14:32

too. You did? Remember when

14:34

I peeled off the highway and then like

14:36

went down a side street? Oh, yeah, yeah,

14:38

yeah. Okay, remember that story. Years ago. I

14:41

remember that. Yeah, a long time ago. But

14:43

anyway, assuming you're not a full-on criminal, here

14:45

are the actual top five things cops

14:47

wish people would stop doing. One,

14:51

don't wait to pull over. If

14:54

they're right behind you with their lights

14:56

on, yes, they're

14:59

probably trying to pull you over.

15:02

So don't wait and hope they'll change their

15:04

mind or something. Use

15:07

your turn signal and pull over as soon as

15:09

it's safe to do. I

15:12

think the longer you go without pulling

15:14

over, the angrier they'll be. Yeah. Yeah.

15:18

I think they appreciate sometimes, though, when you pull

15:20

over into a safe area. I

15:22

think so, too. Yeah,

15:24

sometimes it's sketchy, though. If you try to

15:26

like, well, I guess I'll get off the freeway for you. Then

15:28

they're like, you were trying to get away from me. Yeah.

15:32

So yeah. You had a lot of tickets. You

15:34

don't seem like a guy would have a lot of tickets. I

15:36

don't have a lot of tickets. I mean, I've had a couple. A couple.

15:39

But in fact, I had to take a day off

15:41

of the show to go to traffic. Oh, you did

15:43

too. Okay.

15:47

But not a lot. But no, I've got a lot

15:49

of friends and family in law enforcement. So I would

15:51

always hear from them about stuff like that. But yeah,

15:53

no, they don't really like it when they think you're

15:55

running away. No, no. It always drives

15:57

me nuts in movies. I guess like the stupidest thing. pet

16:00

peeve but when you get pulled over in a movie

16:02

and they have a full conversation before they decide to

16:04

pull the car over, just pull the damn car over.

16:07

Right. Don't get out of your

16:09

car. No. Well yeah, that's a

16:12

really easy way to get blasted with

16:14

temper spray. You can do that right

16:16

away when you start driving. Stay in

16:18

your seat, wait for instructions. If it's

16:20

dark out, turn your dome light on.

16:24

And this is the only time we'll ever say this but

16:26

turn your radio off. Yeah.

16:29

Don't hide your hands. Best

16:33

thing is just to keep both of your hands

16:35

on the steering wheel and keep them there while

16:37

they're walking up to your window. I did

16:41

all this when the cop pulled me over down the

16:43

street here because I'm like, please don't blow me away.

16:48

Lights on, hands up. There we go. Best

16:50

bet is make them feel safe. Yeah.

16:52

Yes. And that's going to go easier

16:54

for you and for them. You know. They

16:58

also say don't reach for anything until they

17:01

ask. That includes reaching into

17:03

your purse for your license or

17:05

reaching for your registration in the glove box.

17:08

Forget about saving time by doing it first

17:10

thing. Wait until they ask. And

17:13

tell them what you're doing and where you're

17:15

doing it. The license and registration is in

17:17

the glove box. I get it. You know,

17:19

make them feel safe. You're good. And this one's hard.

17:21

Their final tip that what you

17:23

should never do if you get pulled over because

17:26

I think people naturally do this. Don't panic. It's

17:30

natural to feel nervous. So don't

17:33

panic about being nervous either. Just

17:35

be nice. Don't argue. Being

17:38

rude won't get you out of a ticket. Being

17:41

nice might. Being

17:43

nervous might too. I got let off because

17:45

one of those like tornado siren things that all

17:48

of our phones have go off. Yeah. I

17:50

had turned right out of no turn on red

17:52

and I told them that it spooked me

17:54

and that's what caused me to lose. Squeeze

17:56

out a few tears? Yeah. My

18:00

phone like went off and I was like, oh man, and

18:02

I turned and then he's like I got the same alert

18:04

And he let me go let me off of it. Mmm

18:07

That's funny. So just complete nervousness. Yeah

18:19

Whatever it takes you guys whatever it takes Someone

18:22

here who's an officer said if you have a

18:24

really dark tint of windows, make sure

18:26

you roll your back windows down as well Hey,

18:30

I used to have those on my car when I was younger

18:32

I got pulled over all the time

18:34

because of it. Oh, yeah, I think

18:36

the laws changed since on I think it has

18:39

I mean, there's still I think you can go

18:41

too dark. Maybe I probably went too dark. Yeah

18:43

I was an idiot It depends on the window

18:45

to which one it is like I think your

18:47

back can be darker than the front front ones

18:50

front Yeah, this guy says I'm a cop and

18:52

I hate it when someone says I'm not from

18:54

here. Mmm He

18:56

always is I'm like, well, you've never seen a speed limit sign

18:58

before That's not a good

19:00

excuse Someone else that

19:03

I was arrested for passing in the bike

19:05

lane on my scooter by

19:07

a homicide detective Who

19:10

was this real hothead in

19:12

my local Southwest, Florida Sheriff's Office? Needless

19:16

to say I hired a lawyer and the

19:18

case was completely dismissed What's

19:21

a homicide detective doing pulling over a guy in

19:24

the scooter? Maybe

19:26

his chief was like you're on you're on patrol You're

19:30

too much of a wild card. Give me a bad This

19:34

someone else says there's a cop where I live who

19:36

will literally just stop in the middle of the road

19:39

While the other car is pulled off to the side

19:43

And it's so annoying That's

19:46

weird. Oh

19:48

like takes up the whole lane I think I guess

19:51

I Don't

19:53

know if that's legal I guess they can do what they

19:55

like Someone said

19:58

I witnessed a stady pulling over three

20:00

cars on the highway. How?

20:03

Because I was the second car. Three

20:06

at a time? So

20:08

they can pull over more than one car? I

20:11

think that like everybody's supposed to pull over when the

20:13

lights are behind. Yeah. Like

20:15

get over for them. So like. But

20:18

I okay. So here's what would happen. If

20:20

I see lights, two cars

20:22

behind me, I'm not pulling over.

20:24

Yeah. I assume he's after the

20:27

last guy in line. Yeah. It

20:29

seems like a one at a time kind of thing. If

20:32

you pull over, then can they write you a ticket too?

20:35

Because you all obviously were going around the same

20:37

speed. I don't know how that works. I don't

20:39

know. Where was that person from? Boston.

20:41

Massachusetts, I guess. Stady.

20:44

I gave it away. Stady. Maybe

20:48

it's different. I don't know. I don't know what they

20:51

do there. Yeah. I didn't realize you could have multiple

20:54

people pull over at one time. Yeah.

20:58

I don't know how they would do it. Like, I don't know how

21:00

they'd get to the other cars. Are

21:02

we going to have to put a

21:04

missing person's thing in on Chuck? I

21:06

think so. This has never happened before.

21:08

I've called him like 20 times at

21:10

least. So I'm

21:12

just continuing. I tried to call him. He's just on the air. I'm like, Oh

21:16

man. I haven't tried to call

21:18

him. I've texted him, but

21:20

he must be out cold. Like

21:23

he never does this. I know. I

21:25

mean, he's done this, but I don't know. He's

21:27

been late many, many times, but he's never not

21:30

reached out to let us know that. Okay.

21:34

Well, hopefully he's okay. Yeah. Right.

21:36

Yeah. I'm

21:39

just, I'm doing it. I'm trying. I'm going to try

21:41

and see. He'll be real happy to talk to me.

21:44

He needs to have an emergency. No. Want

21:47

to voice mail. I can hear it. That's because I'm calling

21:49

him. Oh, okay. He

21:53

still didn't answer though. Oh, of course. Well,

21:55

anyways, the search for Chuck is on. Anyone

21:57

knows where he is? Let us know. Man, the longer it takes.

22:00

Look the was funny it gets you know now

22:02

you're right as I like the more he had

22:04

school as a thing. As a lady. Said

22:09

last the Harvard law say I didn't

22:11

mean the last The offered. Me:

22:16

A. Single.

22:19

Good be you're right, Could be a Wild

22:22

West is a. Sega

22:29

some fundamental. Wilde

22:32

or See I have, right? No.

22:36

Drugs out. Here today was in a wild

22:38

orgies in which is put a spell on

22:40

a hole through an old socks idea of

22:42

an orgy of to porn videos at once

22:45

Ssssss a up the ass. Again,

22:48

we haven't seen him or heard from

22:50

him. Will open. We do simply makes

22:52

it to the show today. Yeah, I

22:54

mean it's not looking good? Well as

22:56

time goes I am a mom alongside

22:59

the Year as a Moon, our lookout.

23:01

Someone said when groups of cars are

23:04

speeding and a cop hits his lights

23:06

behind them, the person that pulls over

23:08

usually gets the ticket. But.

23:10

Everyone else that pulls over most

23:12

likely. Will. Not. That

23:16

doesn't make sense to me. Neither.

23:19

No. I

23:22

don't get what you died to say, sir. Alfred

23:24

and I both got pulled over speeding together.

23:27

On the way home from Northern Michigan.

23:30

He was a Michigan State cop. Pulled.

23:33

Her over first. And.

23:35

Pointed to me to to pull

23:37

over is no point some some.

23:42

Failure fan and into a trap near

23:44

this. Oh yeah, real bad. Am.

23:49

Yabba. Another one in Massachusetts and I

23:51

got pulled over three other people. Walk.

23:54

into the lane told us all the pull

23:56

over susie that because okay to pull me

23:58

over fine but as wait for you

24:00

to write tickets for other people. It

24:03

takes forever for one. Yeah. I

24:05

never mind. Like a half hour. I think they just

24:08

do that too to get to you. I think they

24:10

can print out a ticket pretty quick. Let me go.

24:13

Oh yeah. Yeah. Let

24:15

me go write up the ticket. Yeah. They walk

24:17

back to their car and they put it together as a doku

24:19

puzzle or something for a minute. I

24:25

watched a motorcycle cop go through a

24:27

red light forcing people to slam on

24:29

their brakes causing a rear end collision

24:32

to catch someone going

24:35

a little fast. The

24:37

accident involved a 1977 Cadillac

24:40

which got rear ended by a tow truck

24:43

which probably totaled that vehicle. The

24:47

cop didn't even come back to the accident scene. Next.

24:50

Maybe he didn't realize. Maybe.

24:52

He doesn't look bad. Right. He

24:55

was focused. When

24:57

I was in high school someone said a cop stopped next to

24:59

my friend and I at a red light and said I'm

25:02

going to pull over the car in front of you. I

25:04

want you guys to pull over too. I ended

25:06

up giving both of us

25:08

a ticket. So yeah it happens. I guess maybe it depends

25:10

on where you are but more

25:14

than one person can be pulled over at a time. Makes

25:19

sense. They have a four

25:22

tie. I guess. I just kidding.

25:24

You challenge it that their speedometer

25:28

or whatever they're clocking in. Oh yeah. How

25:30

did they get two cars? How did it get

25:33

one car's reading on it right? Yeah. It

25:35

might not hold up in court very well if they did

25:37

that but they just probably assume nobody's going to go to

25:39

court. Go to court or confront me. I've never been to

25:41

traffic court. I'm just always like here's your money government. They

25:44

hope you go to traffic court. Look at the overtime. Someone

25:48

else said I got pulled over and the cop told

25:50

me the aircraft a half mile back clocked me going

25:52

86 miles an hour. So

25:54

I got pulled over because of an airplane. Oh

25:57

they have planes in the sky just clocking

25:59

people. The ways. in Canada I've

26:01

seen signs like that to where it

26:03

says i aircraft monitoring or something. So.

26:06

Occasional have like I guess traffic lanes,

26:10

Out and about. Your. They like

26:12

their money place to drive in Canada. I

26:14

would. Drive. So and tried to see

26:16

them in every time. like I'm not getting pulled

26:18

off. Six Canada still do not throw me out

26:20

of the country. So

26:23

good out there are Joseph joining

26:25

us on the David Chuck lines

26:27

here. Said

26:30

Joseph our yes, it's users doing

26:32

good What's your comments So last

26:34

week over wizard driving to work

26:37

in Detroit. Spineless

26:39

guys are you come out a total. You dodge

26:41

trailers got a cupboard? or let's say if there's

26:44

like four lights in a row. Just

26:46

for the opera house and I go

26:49

up. This guy could have made about

26:51

four times the front of me about

26:53

way through I'd have run red lights

26:55

state top told me over Bill Detroit.

26:58

License registration enough to pull over million

27:00

times like these. I used to be

27:02

transformed everyday oh, twenty years ago or

27:04

is taken forever. Amazon, not just off,

27:06

you know, use. It's pretty quick when

27:08

they let you go. Or. Comes

27:10

back by legal day So down

27:12

was delights said Appreciate that was

27:14

originally we need to wait so

27:16

long. I see there's a garbage

27:18

next to where I pulled over

27:20

leaders whole. S

27:23

U v out in a kroger bag and

27:25

rude in the garbage Solo time he was

27:27

just greeted out his truck may. I

27:31

be nice enough I didn't even give you a

27:33

cigarette butts cel he wanted to make it out

27:35

for of yeah. I

27:38

was so grateful. Out at the

27:40

end of the day? Who cares? They hug You need to be.

27:42

Don't get me a ticket. Tens in

27:44

for Myers you had a com again. Yeah,

27:47

home rejoice in this was probably forty

27:49

years ago or more. I was in

27:52

my teens. a Olive Garden on her

27:54

own. I saw police officer go by

27:56

be the opposite way. on

27:58

his brakes so i all the back roads.

28:00

I took a bunch of back roads. I shut my lights

28:03

off. It was dark out and

28:05

drove around, drove around and then stopped my car on the

28:07

side of the road with my lights off sitting

28:10

there waiting and waiting. Didn't see anything. And all

28:12

of a sudden the cop had his lights off,

28:15

pulled up behind me and turn his lights on,

28:18

scared the bejeebies out of me.

28:20

And then I rolled the window

28:22

down and the cop got out of his car and

28:24

he said, next time you try to ditch me, take

28:27

your foot off the brake pedal. Oh,

28:29

damn. So he followed you.

28:32

Oh, yeah, he did.

28:34

He let me go. But he said, that's what he

28:36

told me. He said, next time, take your foot off

28:38

the brake when you're trying to ditch me. I was

28:40

probably 17, 18 years old. Just

28:43

got my driver's license. Yeah,

28:46

you're lucky, dude. I would feel like if the cops went

28:48

out of their way to chase me down,

28:50

I'm done. Yeah. Yeah. I would think that.

28:52

Not always. So now it

28:55

doesn't happen. They give

28:57

me PTSD. I've had too many run ins with

28:59

this kind of stuff. Oh, okay. And I fled

29:01

from the beliefs myself, you know, you know, the

29:03

craziest. I mean, I thought I had a wild

29:05

pass. I never ran from the

29:08

cop. My buddy barrel rolled out

29:10

of the car. You guys remember that

29:12

story. This is making you feel all

29:15

sorts of ways. Yeah. Hey, it's good.

29:17

It's your past. Well, you see

29:19

the difference of like, that's

29:21

how it was for a little bit.

29:23

And now I'm getting let off the

29:25

tickets and I'm crying over. Right. It's

29:27

when it stays the same, they have problems. Yeah.

29:32

Sorry. It worked.

29:35

Hey, it did work. Whatever it takes. That's

29:38

what I say. So many people say they

29:40

poop themselves or they, you know, lie and

29:42

do anything to get out of a ticket.

29:44

So do what you got to

29:46

do. I guess it's the cop. Yeah. Coming

29:49

up, we're going to get to our first

29:51

check of the news here. Why is a

29:53

Clearwater firefighter our pervert of the day? What's

29:55

the crazy place two guys decided to party

29:58

and what's the disturbing crime trend? in

30:00

New York. Let's find out. I'm

30:08

Dave Hunter. It is time now for a check of the

30:10

news. We'll start with this. Dave

30:20

and Chuck the Freaks. Pervert of

30:22

the day. You know,

30:25

I have a couple of buddies that

30:27

are firefighters, and I know

30:29

what you have to go through these

30:31

days to become a firefighter. It is

30:33

not easy. A ton

30:35

of people want those jobs. You have to

30:37

go through, like, grueling physical and mental tests

30:40

and all sorts of things to get the

30:42

job. So to think you

30:45

would throw all that away just

30:48

to get someone to look

30:50

at your dong is

30:52

crazy. Because a

30:55

firefighter in Clearwater, Florida, he's under

30:57

arrest today, accused

31:00

of exposing his package

31:03

inside a convenience store. He

31:07

follows this girl in there, and you

31:09

can see he's already pulled his shorts

31:11

up to whip his stuff out.

31:15

And then it goes

31:19

around. I don't know what's happening, but it goes along

31:21

around the store. So here's

31:24

the story here as it

31:26

played out from Fox 13 in

31:29

Tampa Bay. Take a listen. No,

31:32

I'm going to have to do this again. Just

31:35

how the show goes today. Can't

31:38

wait for tomorrow. Oh,

31:40

yeah. It's going to be smooth.

31:44

Anyway, let's see if we

31:46

can get to the story here from Fox 13. First

31:48

up here at 11, a high school

31:50

student's morning visit to a 7-Eleven took

31:52

a disgusting turn when a man exposed

31:54

himself to her in the store and

31:56

began following her around, caught on camera

31:58

there. On security. that was one month ago.

32:01

Well, today Pinellas Park police made an

32:03

arrest and as FOX 13's Brianna

32:05

Arredondo tells us the suspect is a now

32:08

former Clearwater firefighter. On

32:13

March 6th, an 18 year old high school student

32:15

walked into the 711 on 49th

32:18

Street North in Pinellas Park. Seconds later,

32:20

a man walks in, lifts up

32:22

his shorts and follows her. It seems clear

32:24

that maybe she doesn't even know that he's

32:26

behind her in the room,

32:29

but he exposes his genitals through the pant

32:31

leg of his shorts and

32:33

is following her throughout the store store

32:36

security video shows the suspect waiting to

32:38

get the young woman's attention.

32:40

Pinellas Park police say the man in this video

32:43

is 22 year old Fisher Davis. He

32:45

was a Clearwater firefighter until police arrested

32:47

him Wednesday as to how

32:49

he located this girl or decided to

32:52

start following her that I don't

32:54

know. But you know the

32:56

the footage is very disturbing to

32:58

watch at one point in the video. You

33:00

see the suspect turn and talk to

33:02

someone else. That's the store

33:04

manager. Sergeant Alexander Mattson tells us the

33:07

manager saw what was happening on the

33:09

camera system and confronted Davis telling him

33:11

to leave. This was actually reported to us

33:13

by the manager of 711 and that was

33:16

how this investigation started. The city

33:19

of Clearwater responded with a statement. The

33:21

fire rescue chief saying quote, this is

33:23

a disturbing allegation and not representative of

33:26

the men and women of Clearwater Fire

33:28

and Rescue. Since he is a

33:30

probationary employee, Fisher Davis is being terminated

33:32

effective today. A city spokesperson tells us

33:35

Clearwater firefighters grow through a one year

33:37

probationary period to see if they are

33:39

fit to keep on. Davis

33:41

wasn't even with him for a year

33:43

joining in August 2023 and Pinellas

33:45

Park police are concerned about whether this has

33:48

happened before. You know, if you are someone who

33:51

believes that you were victimized by Fisher

33:53

Davis, it's important that you either contact us,

33:56

contact your local law enforcement agency so

33:59

that investigation can. can be conducted because

34:01

we do have reason to believe that there

34:03

could be other things out there. You're

34:05

such an idiot. Yeah, I

34:08

was a big. You just, you

34:10

can't control your perversion because you know

34:12

you're, there's cameras everywhere one. You've

34:14

got your junk out. He walks into the store, lifts up

34:17

the side of his shorts, pulls his

34:19

package out and it's just walking around the store with

34:21

it flailing around. You

34:23

know, even if that girl doesn't notice you,

34:25

that someone in the store will. Mentally

34:28

disturbed. Yeah, you just don't think of your future

34:30

or what could happen because of it. Like,

34:33

what did he expect this girl to be like, oh wow. No,

34:36

no, it's never like that. It's just, I

34:38

don't know, there's so much more to it.

34:41

Like they get off on the actual exposure

34:43

of it. So there's a

34:45

dude who's 22 who likely wasn't

34:47

a firefighter for very long, right? Was

34:50

probably recently on the force and

34:52

then just destroys his whole

34:54

career. Just so someone will see

34:56

his dong. I don't get

34:58

it. I don't get this

35:01

either. Two men in Southwest Florida took partying

35:03

to another level because

35:05

they snuck onto a

35:07

construction site's crane in

35:10

Naples and partied up there

35:13

at the top of a construction crane. I

35:15

thought that was a great idea. Here's

35:18

the story on this from NBC2. We've

35:23

seen how tall these cranes are, looking up at them

35:25

from the ground, but this could have ended badly for

35:27

two teams. We decided to climb up with no safety

35:29

gear and then had to climb down too. This

35:33

is testing for children who want to see that on

35:35

a fun night. Tempting, but dangerous

35:38

and illegal. Christine Raffanello couldn't believe

35:40

what the two teams did. Are

35:42

you freezing? I know they're having an anti-accent. Things

35:45

fucked up. Oh, you're in wait for hours. Naples

35:51

police said a man was outside his home grilling

35:53

Saturday night. He called them after he noticed two

35:55

teens enter the construction site. The officers will

35:58

get on scene. They hear music. and

36:00

last thing coming from one of the top

36:02

of the cranes, they had to actually scale

36:04

the fences that were there to secure the

36:06

construction site to gain access to the area.

36:08

Police found 18 year old Naples High students

36:10

Jack Hoagland and William House, up to 50

36:12

ft tall crane at the construction site on

36:14

Gulf Shore Boulevard north where the Naples Beach

36:16

Club used to be. When officers called out

36:18

to the duo, they came down. You really

36:20

get hurt or killed on her. Just keep

36:23

the loo room stay out of any kind of

36:25

posters. After the two were in custody,

36:28

police contacted the site manager and he

36:38

decided to press charges and the teams

36:40

were both arrested. Reporting live in local

36:42

Naples, I'm Alexa Veliz, MDC2. Thank God.

36:45

Thank God he climbed down. Oh for

36:48

sure it was. But thank God

36:50

I've never been that guy that felt like I

36:52

had to party on the top of the cranes.

36:55

I would have been so lame if they

36:57

invited me. I'd have been like, that seems like

36:59

a terrible idea, Philip. Let's

37:01

do drugs in the house.

37:04

I'm with Andy. Yeah, of

37:06

course. I like my parties

37:08

on the ground. Someone

37:12

said can confirm crane partying is

37:14

a big thing down here. What?

37:17

It's really... weird. There's a

37:19

ton of rock quarries. Yeah.

37:24

Seems how you plummet to your death. I know, right? It

37:26

does. Huh. Just

37:29

a real... like you're... so you're either drunk

37:31

or wasted or whatever up there on a

37:33

crane that's so often dangerous. Yeah,

37:36

climbing up there and climbing down there, they didn't

37:38

have any sort of safety equipment. That's

37:40

nuts. Yeah, super scary.

37:43

But they somehow made it, these two party

37:45

dudes. And

37:48

they're alive today to talk about it. They're lucky

37:50

they made it. Yeah, they are for sure. Well,

37:52

I don't know if you've heard about this disturbing

37:54

trend in New York. Randos

37:56

are just being sucker punched. That's

37:59

not cool. And

38:02

it seems to keep happening especially

38:04

to women. One of the

38:07

latest victims, this poor woman, had to

38:09

have her jaw wired shut. Oh my

38:11

god. When she was sucker punched

38:13

by a random dude and then they just kind

38:15

of let him out with no bail.

38:19

Here's the update on that story. She

38:21

was sucker punched and had to

38:23

have her jaw wired shut. Now

38:25

she's dealing with a shocking development.

38:27

The suspect who hit her has

38:29

been released on no bail. Dolce

38:31

Pichardo spoke to me through wired

38:33

teeth, the result of the out

38:35

of nowhere sucker punch. What did

38:37

you feel knowing that he's back

38:39

out on the street? That's terrible. That's

38:41

terrible. Why? I know that. How come?

38:45

You're saying how come? Yeah, how come that can

38:47

happen? Because how he make a lot

38:49

of damage to me and that could

38:51

be not temporary. This goes forever. He

38:54

damaged you forever. Yes. The suspect

38:56

who was pled not guilty has

38:58

a history of prior arrest. I

39:01

am 100% sure this go happening

39:03

again with somebody else. Maybe

39:05

to me. I don't know. You think he

39:07

could do this again to somebody else or even to

39:09

you again? Exactly. We brought together

39:11

other victims of the sucker punch epidemic

39:14

afflicting New Yorkers. It

39:16

is very frustrating. One of the first questions

39:18

I have been asked by friends,

39:20

by acquaintances, like, oh, was it provoked?

39:23

Yes. Number one question. Number one

39:25

question. No. Onika Hartye at

39:28

first assumed her attack was a freak

39:30

occurrence. It wasn't until I started getting

39:32

all of these things on my TikTok

39:34

and people were sending me things like,

39:37

look at this happened to another girl and another

39:39

girl and another. I was like, oh, this is

39:41

this is a real issue. Singer

39:47

and actress Collette Assel was sucker

39:49

punched last year. He punched

39:52

me on the side of my head. So it was like, had

39:54

ear drop like boom, boom,

39:56

boom. She was so traumatized.

39:59

She moved. back to Utah. What

40:01

were the after effects? That's pretty traumatized.

40:03

I suffered a mild concussion and then

40:05

I had some ringing in my ear

40:08

and that actually still

40:11

lingers like today occasionally.

40:13

Something needs to be

40:15

done. New York is rough huh? Yeah. That's

40:17

what okay so it's not just one person.

40:20

No. Why is this a thing? Why is

40:22

it taken off? I don't know it's like

40:24

craziness. We

40:27

have heard from Chuck breaking news. Breaking

40:30

news. He's alive. I sent someone to

40:32

check on him and God

40:34

I'll probably never hear the end of that

40:36

but I was actually really worried about the

40:39

dude so he's okay he's up he just

40:41

slept in so he will be here probably

40:43

within the next two hours. I'll log. Drive

40:45

in and then turn right back around. He's

40:47

gonna be thrilled about that. Oh

40:53

yeah. Scary to him being a real son of a bitch. If

40:56

you want to stop for some donuts or something you know I'm

40:58

always expecting. If

41:01

he's a guy to do that. I feel he will not

41:03

but well that's good news. We're

41:06

happy he's okay. Yeah. That's the good thing

41:08

here and we'll soldier on.

41:11

You know we were all wondering how this would go

41:13

and I guess so far so good. The

41:16

recipient of the world's

41:18

first genetically edited pig

41:20

kidney transplant seems

41:22

to be doing okay so far. Here's

41:25

the update out of Boston from

41:27

WHDHTV. And we have more breaking

41:29

news. The first patient to receive

41:31

a transplant of a genetically modified

41:34

pig kidney is now heading home

41:36

from Mass General Hospital. 62 year

41:38

old Rick Flayman of Weymouth is

41:40

a manager with the Massachusetts Department

41:42

of Transportation. He'd been diagnosed with

41:44

end stage kidney disease and volunteered

41:46

to undergo this breakthrough surgery. Flayman

41:48

says he sees it as a chance to

41:51

give hope to thousands of people who need

41:53

a transplant to survive. Flayman saying

41:55

in a statement this moment leaving the hospital

41:57

today with one of the cleanest bills of

41:59

health. I've had in a long time

42:01

is one I wish that we could

42:03

come for many years now It's a

42:05

reality and one of the happiest moments

42:07

of my life On

42:10

seven that's amazing. I hope it

42:12

keeps going well for the guy. Yeah. Yeah,

42:15

what a cool thing They've developed that is

42:17

because people are waiting for kidneys all over

42:19

the place. Oh, yeah, right Would

42:21

you I guess if it's the

42:23

only thing that's gonna keep you alive, right? Yeah,

42:26

it'd be weird to have a pig kidney in

42:28

me It would but they've been

42:30

using that guy forever in hearts and

42:32

mm-hmm. That is weird though Weird

42:35

to think about mm-hmm like will I all

42:38

of a sudden not want to eat pork? That'd

42:43

be hard to give up let me tell ya Yeah, I

42:45

would no more pork because I've got a

42:47

big part in all your big heart will think it.

42:49

Thank you There

42:52

is more upside yeah, absolutely Two

42:55

cops in Titusville, Florida

42:58

You know This is the latest trend if something

43:00

happens to a delivery driver They

43:02

end up taking whatever it is to the

43:04

house and this time they delivered a lady's

43:07

groceries Here's that story from Fox

43:09

35 The

43:16

Titusville police officer informed a homeowner at

43:19

her agency would be fulfilling the task

43:21

at hand to help out They

43:23

definitely went above and beyond and did a

43:25

wonderful job Joe nigh expressing

43:27

gratitude for the men and women in

43:29

blue who informed his wife that they

43:32

would help deliver his grocery order Being

43:37

bringing in bag after bag the officers

43:39

made sure the food would not go

43:41

to waste as they carried out their

43:44

arrest of suspect Richard Robertson he was

43:46

wanted on felony charges in Texas and

43:48

here in state and arrest affidavit says

43:51

So when officers spotted his car they

43:53

pulled him over arrested him and finished

43:55

his delivery job In

44:02

a statement, Titusville PD said, Titusville

44:04

police were successful in the arrest

44:06

of a wanted felon off the

44:08

city streets. However, we remain compassionate

44:10

and appreciative of our citizens

44:14

and were happy to complete the

44:22

delivery of paid groceries to a valued community

44:25

member. Yeah, they did a nice thing.

44:28

Very nice. It's good

44:30

PR for the police to borrow. It really, really is.

44:32

We do it a lot, right? Yeah, it would freak

44:34

me out though if I ordered food and the cops

44:36

at my door. I'd be like, I don't know. Don't

44:39

trust it. What's happening

44:41

here? It must have been the first time

44:43

one of these stories broke and got like

44:46

national attention. It must have been like

44:48

a memo one out. Hey, if you pull

44:50

over a delivery driver, you deliver that stuff.

44:53

Yeah. Yeah, that'd make it look good. Make sure

44:55

you get it all on your body cam. Yeah,

44:57

of course. Because it's great PR. Here's

45:00

some other news this morning. Do you

45:02

agree or disagree with this statement? The

45:04

roads would be a much safer place

45:07

if you were driving all the vehicles. I

45:11

think that a lot. But in a new survey, 80%

45:14

of drivers rate their own

45:16

driving as very good or

45:18

excellent, but only 14%

45:20

of people would give the same

45:22

grade to other passenger cars and

45:25

only 25% would say

45:27

the same about commercial vehicles. I

45:31

just look around when I'm on the roads and get

45:33

real freaked out because I think about in life, you

45:35

witness all the stupid people and

45:37

then you're like, wow, these stupid people have

45:39

licenses and murder machines. You can

45:41

see it. They're all over the road. How bad. Yeah.

45:45

A lot of bad drivers. People just forget how dangerous

45:47

driving really is. Yeah, it scares me. Every time you

45:49

get in the car, you could

45:52

kill yourself or somebody else. Yeah, right. It's

45:54

terrible and no one cares because we're so used to

45:56

it. Yeah. But within days of your

45:58

life, you're traveling in a car. Right, so you're

46:00

just used to it, but I don't necessarily know

46:03

that I'm the best driver or whatever But some

46:05

of the habits I have I wish people would

46:07

pick up on I always signal You know things

46:09

like that let people in yeah, but shouldn't be

46:11

a doggy dog world out there I let people

46:13

in a lot here. It's a team effort you

46:15

and everyone around you you just want to get

46:17

where you're going alive Yeah, exactly Yeah,

46:19

you do see that a lot because people just

46:21

care about themselves these days. Yeah, that's that's making

46:23

it worse for sure you know we were behind

46:25

this tractor trailer, and we went on a little

46:27

road trip a few weeks ago and He

46:30

was horrible like he kept going

46:32

over into the other lane I

46:35

was wondering if the guy was nodding off or

46:37

something it was bad, but he had one of

46:39

those how's my drive-in on? The

46:41

back did you call with a number you call

46:44

no I thought about it But I'm

46:46

like oh my god that guy gets fired because of

46:48

me I don't

46:50

know I just see those I never call though.

46:52

Yeah, it was the guilt hit in before I

46:54

was like Yeah, I can't do it. I

46:57

can't do it if it got worse if it got really bad.

46:59

I was gonna do it But

47:01

then what happens when you call those

47:03

numbers does anyone ever call that like

47:05

what like you go to just a

47:08

voicemail I don't know I would just assume it goes

47:10

to the driver and then yeah We'll

47:16

let him know that's horrible yeah Okay,

47:20

so this is funny for years. I

47:22

was like the boss of the man.

47:24

We were on right And people would call

47:26

or email to complain about me or the

47:28

show yeah, and I'd be like that is

47:30

horrible I will talk to them first thing

47:33

we will straighten that out and then just hang up

47:35

I Assume they

47:38

they're in such desperate need Driver

47:41

thing that they'd be like we

47:43

will oh horrible. We'll take care of that Thanks

47:45

for letting us know and be like yeah another

47:47

one about Jim like it's a BS sticker right

47:49

yeah I think it is I think I Don't

47:53

know what the motor make you feel better right I make

47:55

you feel better stick yeah Now

47:57

you just what you assume I mean everyone

48:00

has a bad day and as long

48:02

as the dude wasn't like wasted or anything which

48:04

he didn't seem to be you know he maybe

48:06

was just distracted for a bit yeah a lot

48:08

of times those trucks seem to be with some

48:11

of the better drivers they do it all the

48:13

time but it's real scary when you come across

48:15

one that are not that's not good they go

48:17

too fast they go too fast through a construction

48:19

zone I see that a lot yeah oh but

48:22

what you should just call the cops at

48:24

that point if they're yeah like not you

48:26

know if it's real bad if it was

48:28

incredibly dangerous where I thought someone's life was

48:30

in danger then I yeah I

48:32

would have but I did

48:34

contemplate the house my driving not great but

48:37

not great you think like with some guy

48:39

calls back and he or he calls that

48:41

the truck driver like somebody said you're swerving

48:43

you know like I just love behind

48:45

me right

48:53

then I'm always in some horror movie being

48:55

followed by a driver what was

48:57

there was a movie like that highway

48:59

highway that's a movie yeah that's it's

49:01

got Jake Gyllenhaal in it I've

49:04

seen that no it's got it's got right

49:06

away Ryan Reynolds yeah Ryan Reynolds okay Ryan

49:08

Reynolds because that went through my mind to

49:10

my greatest I'm gonna piss him off after

49:13

me and my family yep you

49:18

call to complain how's

49:20

my driving now I'll

49:24

play that in my head in a couple of seconds but

49:26

back to this driving survey one of the

49:28

biggest problems seems to be distracted drivers a

49:31

whopping 90% of

49:33

people say it is dangerous to hold

49:35

the phone in your hand while driving

49:37

whether you're using it to talk text

49:39

or navigate and 89%

49:42

of people say they support laws

49:45

to prohibit drivers from holding their

49:47

phones while driving yeah

49:50

there's a lot of that right now well that's

49:52

what scares me the most on the roads right

49:54

now that I have paranoia about is like I

49:56

I'm always on this one highway where it comes

49:58

to a complete stop all the time. Oh

50:01

yeah. And I'm always stopped and I'm always worried

50:03

somebody's gonna be on their phone going 75 miles

50:06

an hour and just just destroy my

50:08

life. Exactly. Yeah. I just

50:10

put the phone down. Yeah. I used to text Andy's

50:12

the one who actually got me to stop.

50:15

We were going somewhere together. We were like

50:17

meeting up with another coworker. We're all going

50:19

out or whatever. And I was trying to

50:21

text the coworker like we're on our way

50:23

and I'm driving and he just goes, wow,

50:25

how terrifying for your passenger. And I

50:31

never knew this made me laugh so

50:33

hard. I haven't done it since Andy.

50:36

You saved lives. That's

50:42

what I do. That's what I try

50:44

to do. I'll never forget that. That's

50:46

amazing. I've never

50:52

heard that story before. Yeah. It does freak me

50:55

out when somebody's texting and driving. Yeah. Yeah.

50:57

Oh yeah. My kids are the ones that

50:59

did it to me because they did the

51:01

same thing like dad. The thing about texting

51:04

and driving is everyone who does it thinks

51:06

they're good at it, but nobody is. Right.

51:08

Yeah. They're not. Nobody's good at it. Let's

51:10

find the new technologies. Yeah. It's a voice

51:12

attack. Exactly. And you know what? It's going

51:14

to get it wrong sometimes. Who cares? Who

51:16

cares? Absolutely. Same thing. I voice to

51:19

text all the time. It's the only way to do it when you're in

51:21

the car. Several people

51:24

have called those

51:26

how's my driving numbers. Really? Yeah. This guy

51:28

said I did it. I saw, I said,

51:30

I saw your truck driver just ran through

51:32

a red light and almost destroyed

51:34

a smaller car. They

51:37

noted it, thanked me and said, can

51:39

we get your name and information, sir?

51:41

And I said, nope. Hell no. Hell

51:43

no. Bye. Killer truck driver ain't

51:45

coming after me. Right. Yep. Someone

51:48

said, yeah, people do call. I was

51:50

delivering medical equipment and someone called on

51:52

me about my lights not working. One

51:56

other of my buddies got called for being on the

51:58

phone while driving. Oh, so

52:00

it does work. Yeah, I guess it does. Maybe it

52:02

depends on the company. Yeah. Did

52:05

they get in trouble? No, no updates on

52:07

that. Doesn't say no. But

52:10

yeah, that's not the only one that

52:13

considered calling in. Daniel is with

52:15

us. Hey, Daniel, how are you? Hey, I'm

52:17

doing good. Good morning. How are you guys

52:19

doing? Doing all right. Thanks. What's your comment?

52:21

All right. So real quick, short story to

52:23

go along with the text and drive in.

52:26

Just like you were saying, I was

52:28

on a busy interstate is a

52:30

few years back. And it came to

52:32

a gridlock. There was an accident that was in the

52:34

median and everybody was rubberneck and looking at it. So

52:36

it came to a complete standstill. Well, a lady

52:39

ran into the back of me. She

52:41

was doing about 65, 70 miles

52:43

an hour and heard the front of her car basically

52:45

ended up in my back seat. But

52:47

when the police got there, she said,

52:50

I don't understand what happened. I was looking

52:52

down and then I hit them. And it

52:54

when it came to came to fruition,

52:56

they basically she admitted to texting and

52:58

driving. So I guess she assumed

53:00

because it was an interstate, nothing was going to

53:02

be stopped. And you know, everybody was okay. But

53:05

it just goes to show you what can happen. And you know, the

53:07

blink of an eye. Oh, absolutely. That's

53:10

any of your life. And phones aren't the only

53:13

distraction. 43% admit they've eaten while driving. 34% say they've taken

53:15

work calls. 15% admit

53:21

to reading emails while driving. And

53:24

another 15% say they've done their

53:26

makeup behind the wheel. I

53:29

do that every day. Andy's

53:31

never told me not to. I'm

53:34

terrifying for your passenger. New

53:38

life starts tomorrow. I

53:41

saw that I saw a woman who had like one of

53:43

those little mirrors out and was doing her

53:45

eyes and went over like two lanes of

53:47

traffic. That makes me so

53:49

angry. Like, oh, yeah, just caught up in their

53:51

dumb lives. Gonna

53:54

kill somebody for sure. And then they kill you.

53:57

And finally here, rescue, rescue. viewers

54:00

rather in Colorado saved two

54:02

rock climbers along

54:05

with a cat. Yeah,

54:07

one guy brought his cat along

54:09

for the climb. Not cool. I'm

54:12

sure the cat hated that. Yeah. The

54:15

cat at home. Besides needing to be

54:17

rescued, he says everything went fine. His

54:20

cat, Link, he says was totally calm

54:23

and even took a nap on the way

54:25

up the cliff. Just

54:27

leave the cat at home. Ooh, that's

54:30

a thing? Do people take their

54:32

animals rock climbing with them? You're not a good

54:34

rock climber especially and you need to be rescued?

54:37

Yeah, don't do that. You got

54:39

those backpacks and stuff you can take your

54:41

cat in and roll with the bubble window.

54:44

Oh yeah, those freak me out. There's

54:47

pictures of him with his cat all

54:49

over the place so he must take his cat everywhere.

54:53

Yeah, so he can get cool photos. The cat's like,

54:55

thanks. I

54:57

have a cat who likes going places. Really?

55:01

Yeah, I actually got her, I had already admitted this on the

55:03

show, but I got her a stroller. You

55:06

walk the dogs, I'll take the cat. She loves it. Why

55:08

don't you ever get pictures of this and post it

55:10

on your social media? I don't know. I

55:12

think it would be great. I would love that. Can

55:16

I say this? Turn the comments off. Let

55:18

me comment. I'll just text the dealies. I'll

55:20

just text the dealies. I'll just text you.

55:22

Yes, do that. That's a verb for

55:24

sure. Even a cat carrier, I'll put

55:26

it down on the ground open, she'll run in. Where

55:29

are we going? Oh great. Got an

55:31

adventure. Yeah, my cat hates going places. Oh

55:33

yeah, he acts like I'm murdering her when

55:35

we're driving. He's trying to

55:37

kill me! Please

55:40

help somebody! And

55:43

I'm like, geez, trying to take you

55:45

to the vet. Oh,

55:49

that's funny. We'll take a break. When

55:51

we come back in a moment, Celebrity Dirt and

55:53

Sports News and the Check Watch continues. He is

55:55

on his way, hopefully, at some point. We're going

55:57

to see him this morning. But when we come

55:59

back... Which actor says he was assaulted

56:01

by a photographer when he was a model?

56:04

Are they making another Matrix movie?

56:06

And is Conan O'Brien returning to

56:09

the Tonight Show 14 years after

56:11

they canned him? We'll get to

56:13

that and more when we come right back on Dave and

56:15

Chuck the Freak. Previously on Dave

56:17

and Chuck the Freak. You had a

56:19

metal detecting sleepover weekend. Yeah, so I'm

56:22

in this club. They have a trip

56:24

every single year. Usually when you go

56:26

to something that was built in 1850,

56:28

you would assume you're going to find

56:30

a whole bunch of old stuff. We

56:32

didn't really find it. Which means at

56:35

some point other metal detector people, they

56:37

got to this place. Who's that? Is

56:39

that a group that battles? Rival metal

56:41

detectors! Yeah, you know, we're the Michigan

56:43

treasure hunters. We're probably a few hundred

56:45

people. I think it's

56:48

the Southeast Michigan treasure.

56:50

Something like that. And

56:53

this is one of the guys who's kind of like, well,

56:57

no one in ours is like, you guys

56:59

don't know about the club out here. You

57:01

know, Southeast Michigan treasure finders or whatever the

57:03

hell they're called. This is

57:05

probably the oldest old place out. This

57:08

is probably like, dammit! No! That's

57:11

just a fun dream! Oh yeah, we would have

57:13

killed them if we could have. You would have

57:15

rumbled. I hope you all show up at

57:17

the same place one time. Oh man. Oh

57:19

my god. I'll tell you. I

57:21

mean, I could stab a lot of people with

57:23

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58:46

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58:48

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this morning when he joins us. As

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we continue though, Celebrity Dirt and Sports

58:57

News coming up next. Which actor says

58:59

he was sexually assaulted by a photographer

59:01

when he was a model? Are

59:03

they making another Matrix movie?

59:06

And is Conan O'Brien returning to the Tonight Show

59:08

14 years after they

59:10

canned him? That's all coming up.

59:13

First though, in some Sports News,

59:15

yesterday one of the biggest deals

59:17

of the NFL offseason went down

59:19

when the Buffalo Bills dealt number

59:21

one star receiver Staphon Diggs to

59:23

the Houston Texans. In

59:26

addition to acquiring Diggs, the Texans will get a

59:28

2024 6 round draft pick and a 2025 5th

59:30

round draft pick.

59:33

In return, the Bills receive

59:36

a second round pick in

59:38

next year's draft. The

59:40

moves leave no doubt that the Texans

59:42

are going all in for a championship

59:44

season this year. As for the Bills,

59:46

what do they get? Well, they

59:48

get less drama in the locker room but

59:50

they will have to land a receiver

59:52

in this year's draft that they hope

59:55

will become the number one receiver that

59:57

Josh Allen needs. This

1:00:00

guy was pretty vocal, right, that he was

1:00:02

not happy with the Bills. I

1:00:05

mean, I know there was a little bit of tension and

1:00:08

things like that, but he

1:00:10

gets a bad rap with reporters. Like some

1:00:12

people have said that he's standoffish

1:00:15

and things like that, but he's really

1:00:17

just a passionate guy, you know?

1:00:19

So he's a really good player. I think

1:00:21

the Texans got to steal just to give

1:00:23

up the second round. I already checked the odds

1:00:25

on what the Texans featured. Of course he did.

1:00:27

Of course he did. And I was like, man,

1:00:29

Vegas is too ahead of the game. Oh wow.

1:00:32

Yeah, they adjusted it immediately

1:00:34

to make it not as lucrative.

1:00:38

Kind of for the draft this year, I mean, not

1:00:40

only is it in Detroit, but it should be an

1:00:43

interesting draft. Yeah, for sure it will. Like, I'd

1:00:45

like to go. You would? Yeah,

1:00:47

yeah. I'd like to be at an NFL draft.

1:00:49

I think it'd be cool, right? But then the other half of my brain's

1:00:51

like, I don't want to go to that. The hassle of it all? No,

1:00:53

it's the hassle. What am I

1:00:55

going to do? Paint my face and be like, yeah, we're on the clock. Yes, do it.

1:00:58

This is my whole life. Oh, we're on the

1:01:00

clock. Make a good pick. Get a gamble. Like

1:01:02

a kneecap. Yeah, do it. I'm not doing any

1:01:04

of that. Watch it at home. That's a lot

1:01:06

of work. It's a lot of work. You

1:01:09

keep saying NHL, NFL draft. Oh yeah, I don't know why I keep

1:01:11

saying NHL. That's okay. I'm going

1:01:13

to get to the NFL draft. I'm going to get to the NFL draft. I'm going to

1:01:15

get to the NFL draft. I'm going to get to the NFL draft. That's

1:01:18

a lot of work. It's a lot of work. We had

1:01:20

our first striker at the NFL draft this year. You keep

1:01:23

saying NHL. NFL draft. Oh yeah, I don't know why

1:01:25

I keep saying NHL. That's okay. But whatever. It's

1:01:27

the NFL. Yeah, I guess that he threw

1:01:30

tantrums at Josh Allen on the sidelines and

1:01:32

his brother, who plays for the

1:01:34

Cowboys, tweeted last year, we got to get him out

1:01:36

of Buffalo. So it

1:01:38

just expected on some level,

1:01:40

but yesterday it just came out of nowhere

1:01:42

where he was traded to the Texans. A

1:01:45

lot of people shocked by that. Also

1:01:47

yesterday in an Instagram post, Kansas City

1:01:49

Chiefs wide receiver Rishi Rice announced that

1:01:52

he had met with investigators with the

1:01:54

Dallas police department regarding that six vehicle

1:01:56

accident he was allegedly involved in over

1:01:59

the weekend. In addition, Rice's

1:02:01

statement said that he takes full

1:02:03

responsibility for his part in the

1:02:05

matter and he will continue to

1:02:07

cooperate with the necessary authorities. The

1:02:09

final part of his statement was

1:02:11

an apology to everyone impacted by

1:02:13

Saturday's accident. Rice was

1:02:15

believed to have been driving the

1:02:18

Corvette that was involved in starting

1:02:20

the accident. The other car was

1:02:22

a Lamborghini SUV that he had

1:02:24

rented but he wasn't apparently behind

1:02:26

the wheel of that one. Authorities

1:02:29

have confirmed that both vehicles were speeding

1:02:31

in the far left lane of the

1:02:33

expressway. Other suspects

1:02:35

though have yet to be identified.

1:02:39

At least he's taking responsibility. Do

1:02:41

you think the NFL will

1:02:44

take it easier on

1:02:46

him when you

1:02:49

admit responsibility? Probably.

1:02:52

Plus that compared to some of the other issues that

1:02:54

some players have been into I think they have nothing.

1:02:57

Yeah, some players have been into and are still

1:02:59

in the league. Sometimes

1:03:02

they just get a slap on the wrist. The

1:03:06

NFL has a thing called performance

1:03:09

based pay. It's designed to

1:03:11

give extra compensation to players who have

1:03:13

low salaries but over performed and got

1:03:15

a lot of playing time. Aaron

1:03:18

Rodgers is in the opposite position. He's got

1:03:20

a huge high salary, 75 million

1:03:23

over two years. But because of

1:03:25

his injury he barely played it all. In

1:03:28

fact he only took .33% of the Jets snaps

1:03:30

last year. Therefore,

1:03:34

his performance based pay for the

1:03:36

season was the

1:03:39

lowest in the NFL. Didn't

1:03:41

he play for five seconds? Yeah, $81.14 was

1:03:43

his performance based pay last year. Meanwhile

1:03:51

Brock Purdy of the 49ers is the league's

1:03:53

lowest paid starting quarterback. His base salary is

1:03:55

$870,000. His

1:03:58

performance based pay. was

1:04:00

739,000 which almost doubled his salary. Although

1:04:06

it's still a sucky payday for the Super Bowl

1:04:08

runner-up. Yeah, I mean that should change, right? I

1:04:10

would think so, for sure. After

1:04:13

the season he had. Tiger Woods

1:04:15

making preparations to compete at the

1:04:17

Masters next week and

1:04:20

taking drastic measures to ensure he's ready

1:04:22

to play. A friend

1:04:24

of the 48-year-old golfer said he is focused, he's

1:04:26

been working really hard in the gym, he's been

1:04:28

eating right, and he

1:04:30

has even eliminated sex. He

1:04:35

said that's what Tiger does now. No

1:04:38

sex until the tournament is over. It's

1:04:40

like a boxer. He's not right

1:04:43

to do that, right? So Chuck's getting ready for the Masters

1:04:45

too, huh? He's getting ready for the Masters for

1:04:47

about 15 years. He

1:04:50

says no sex until the tournament is over because

1:04:52

he doesn't want anything to take away his focus.

1:04:55

Now Tiger Woods is currently single. His

1:04:57

six-year relationship with his girlfriend Erica

1:04:59

Herman, a former waitress at a

1:05:01

restaurant in Jupiter, Florida, ended

1:05:03

in 2023. After

1:05:06

his 2009 sex scandal,

1:05:08

he took a five-month hiatus from the

1:05:11

sport but made his return at the

1:05:13

2010 Masters. He's

1:05:15

also had mounting health problems over the

1:05:17

past couple years but he's never skipped

1:05:20

a Masters. It's

1:05:22

his must-play event of the year and he's

1:05:25

apparently working extra hard to

1:05:27

try and do well this year. Did

1:05:29

he say at one point he was like a sex

1:05:32

addict? I think he did. He had ladies

1:05:34

in different cities. You

1:05:37

know, that's what came out, you know, there were like 18 or

1:05:39

19 girls when

1:05:41

all that stuff was going on and he

1:05:44

was flying around. So I feel like that's big news.

1:05:47

But he's now banging. Yeah,

1:05:50

to me that is. But I feel like

1:05:52

he was playing his best when he was banging all the

1:05:55

bitches. Right? He's also

1:05:57

a lot healthier a

1:05:59

long time ago. I'm pretty sure it was the

1:06:01

banging that got him through all that. You think so? That's the

1:06:03

key to success. Yeah. I

1:06:06

think he had his. Yeah, for

1:06:08

sure. Maybe

1:06:11

he's taking the wrong approach then. We'll

1:06:13

see how he does this year and then we'll judge. We'll know.

1:06:16

If he has a real crappy year at the

1:06:18

Masters, we'll be like bang it out Tiger. Get

1:06:20

that guy a BJ. He's

1:06:22

gonna win the Masters. Dwayne

1:06:25

Johnson, The Rock, he's a man of his

1:06:27

word and so is one of his biggest

1:06:29

fans because after just a chance meeting at

1:06:31

a store, this guy

1:06:33

got the WWE Superstars autograph

1:06:35

tattooed on him and

1:06:37

now because of that, he's

1:06:39

getting a free ride to WrestleMania.

1:06:43

So The Rock, I guess, was shopping

1:06:45

at Target last week when he ran

1:06:47

into this lifelong fan, Ruben Rodriguez. Ruben

1:06:50

was there with his young daughter. Rodriguez

1:06:52

told The Rock, hey listen, if

1:06:54

you sign my arm, I'll

1:06:56

make it permanent. That's

1:06:59

a picture of them meeting up in Target

1:07:01

there. And

1:07:05

after he left Target, he went straight

1:07:08

to a tattoo artist. He

1:07:10

said The Rock is his childhood hero and he had

1:07:12

to do it. So he

1:07:14

revealed the new ink on

1:07:17

social media earlier this week and

1:07:21

when The Rock saw it, he lost

1:07:23

his mind. He said,

1:07:25

dude, holy hmm, you did it. That's

1:07:28

the authentic real deal signature and

1:07:30

bull right there. Looks amazing. The

1:07:34

Rock was so impressed, he decided

1:07:36

to hook up Rodriguez's family with

1:07:38

an all expenses paid trip to

1:07:40

Philadelphia for WrestleMania, which is going

1:07:42

down this weekend. He

1:07:45

said, you're a man of your word and

1:07:47

so is the final boss. Pack your bags

1:07:49

because you and your daughter are coming to

1:07:51

WrestleMania. Your tickets, flight, hotel,

1:07:53

transportation and food are all on me.

1:07:56

My team will reach out. We'll see you in

1:07:58

Philly, brother. As

1:08:01

for Rodriguez, he's obviously stoked. He

1:08:04

says he's forever grateful. Yeah,

1:08:07

The Rock seems like a pretty cool guy. He really does.

1:08:09

He does. I think there's

1:08:11

been people looking for dirt on the dude for years. There

1:08:14

has to be. He's like, it

1:08:16

doesn't seem like they're finding it though. No. No. No. But

1:08:20

just one chance meeting at a target. And

1:08:24

that dude's off to WrestleMania. I'm sure he'll be taken care

1:08:26

of while he's there. And

1:08:28

one more sports note here. The

1:08:30

New York Mets honored

1:08:33

a World War II veteran at

1:08:36

their opening day game against the Milwaukee

1:08:38

Brewers this week. But what's really getting

1:08:41

attention is

1:08:43

that veteran's name.

1:08:46

Okay. Make

1:08:48

sure this is Riddick the Rock. Yeah, here we

1:08:50

go. We're not going to

1:08:52

make fun of a World War II vet, are we? Never

1:08:59

would I make fun of a vet, but the

1:09:01

man has gone through life with the name Seymour

1:09:03

Wiener. That has got to

1:09:05

be tough. You know what? If I was

1:09:07

the announcer in the booth, I would assume

1:09:09

I was being punked. You would be like,

1:09:11

is this correct? No, someone needs to check

1:09:14

this. This man's name is Seymour Wiener. You'd

1:09:16

like to say something about it,

1:09:18

I dare you. Yeah. And

1:09:20

have four heroes. I'm drinking the life out of

1:09:22

several Nazis. Oh, he's probably not the good one.

1:09:25

It's Wiener. Yeah, he is, Wiener. But

1:09:29

I would have assumed it was a joke. Oh,

1:09:32

here he is, our veteran of the

1:09:34

game, Seymour Wiener. He's

1:09:38

such a badass, he never had to change

1:09:40

his name. No, no, no, you're right. Like

1:09:42

his fantastic name. They

1:09:45

don't say his age. He looks real old.

1:09:47

I'm sure he is. Being World War II,

1:09:49

you've got to be like 100 now, right?

1:09:53

Yeah. At least. But

1:09:56

good for him. He was out there and was

1:09:58

a part of their opening day. celebration. Alright

1:10:00

as we move on to some other

1:10:02

celebrity dirt now, I don't know if

1:10:05

you guys are familiar with the show

1:10:07

Reacher on Amazon Prime. I've heard of

1:10:09

it. I don't know. That's a character

1:10:11

that's in a bunch of movies right?

1:10:13

Well that's a character, first it's books.

1:10:16

So I read a lot of the

1:10:18

books, thought they were great and then

1:10:20

remember years ago there was controversy because

1:10:22

they cast Tom Cruise in

1:10:24

the role and which is ridiculous. Like this

1:10:26

dude I think is portrayed as like this

1:10:28

massive like six foot five guy you know

1:10:32

just a killing machine and

1:10:34

then little Tom Cruise is playing

1:10:36

him. I was so upset like I never have

1:10:41

seen that Tom Cruise movie even

1:10:44

though I love this book series because I thought it

1:10:46

was ridiculous. It would ruin it because absolutely. The character

1:10:48

in your mind is different. But the

1:10:51

show on Prime is actually really good

1:10:53

and the actor they cast is more

1:10:55

in line with that character. I'm not

1:10:57

sure if you're familiar with him. Alan

1:10:59

Richton is his name. This is

1:11:01

the dude here. But

1:11:03

he's speaking out about something else. He

1:11:05

looks like a guy that can pull

1:11:07

someone's head off with his bare hands

1:11:10

but that doesn't make him

1:11:12

impervious to sexual assault. Before

1:11:15

his acting career took off he worked

1:11:18

as a model and a singer and

1:11:21

one day his agent set

1:11:24

him up to do a nude shoot with

1:11:27

a very famous photographer. The

1:11:31

deal was that if he did the

1:11:33

nudes the photographer would

1:11:35

set him up with a very lucrative campaign

1:11:37

for a magazine and a clothing line. But

1:11:41

without going into any of the details

1:11:44

he says the guy sexually assaulted

1:11:47

him. So

1:11:49

he left and he

1:11:51

went straight to his agent's office to

1:11:53

complain. He

1:11:55

says the agent gave him a

1:11:57

coy smile meaning he knew exactly

1:12:00

what he was sending Alan into. So

1:12:03

he turned around and quit that

1:12:05

agency right away and he actually

1:12:08

quit modeling altogether. Smart.

1:12:10

Yeah. He

1:12:13

says, it seemed more and more

1:12:15

they were asking me to wear less and

1:12:18

less and

1:12:20

I got uncomfortable. After

1:12:23

a few years of doing

1:12:25

underwear modeling, I

1:12:28

realized there were very few redeeming

1:12:30

qualities to working in that industry.

1:12:33

He said, if I'm honest, it was

1:12:35

like legalized sex trafficking. Wow.

1:12:39

It's great that more and more men especially

1:12:42

are coming forward. Speaking

1:12:44

out. Speaking out. Yeah. Because it hasn't been

1:12:46

talked about. Makes it easier for others. Yeah,

1:12:48

it does. Right, because how often did that

1:12:50

happen? A lot. You know, and it goes

1:12:53

on. He talks about, like that was, there's

1:12:55

some pictures of him in his modeling

1:12:58

day. So he's obviously bulked up a lot

1:13:01

since, right? He was more of a

1:13:03

skinnier guy back then, but he talks

1:13:05

about being at a fashion show with

1:13:08

a photographer and the photographer just wouldn't

1:13:10

keep his hands off him. The

1:13:12

entire time he says, then we were sitting at dinner

1:13:14

after he was trying to rub my crotch under the

1:13:17

table. He said, I was

1:13:19

like, get your hands off me, dude. But

1:13:22

he was entertained by it. He thought it was the funniest thing.

1:13:26

He left that event early, but the photographer called

1:13:28

him later that night asking him to come to

1:13:30

his hotel room. And when he said no, the

1:13:33

photographer tried to bribe him with the offer of

1:13:35

a Vogue cover shoot. And

1:13:38

he said, well, I don't give a crap about the cover

1:13:40

of Vogue. I don't give a crap about whatever opportunity you

1:13:42

want to dangle in front of me. But

1:13:46

so many guys in his

1:13:48

position. They would do it.

1:13:50

Yeah. Would do it, right? If

1:13:52

they're that worried about their modeling career and becoming

1:13:54

famous. That's what happened so much.

1:13:57

Men and women, they take advantage of

1:13:59

that. that drive to succeed in doing

1:14:01

whatever you can, you know. Yeah,

1:14:04

we all knew that this was happening a

1:14:06

lot, but it turns out it happened a

1:14:08

lot more than we even thought, yeah. Right,

1:14:10

because I guess he did like some of

1:14:12

those Abercrombie and Fitch campaigns too, and those

1:14:14

were basically gay porn, right? We've seen

1:14:16

those through the years, and they can't

1:14:19

imagine what those photo shoots were like. Even

1:14:21

though they were wearing clothes, they were basically not

1:14:23

wearing clothes. A lot of them were just nude.

1:14:26

They were trying to sell clothes that way, and

1:14:28

those guys behind that company have been accused of

1:14:30

all sorts of things. Well,

1:14:32

it's good this guy was successful, and

1:14:34

he didn't have, you know, he. Yeah, just like not having

1:14:36

to do all that. Yeah,

1:14:39

I watched an interview with him a little

1:14:42

while back, and I guess he, I

1:14:45

don't think it's related, but he, you

1:14:47

know, says he's bipolar, and

1:14:49

he has to kind of keep it in check, and

1:14:51

he's got this certain kind of plan that kind of

1:14:54

keeps him focused on

1:14:56

stuff, but it can be challenging sometimes. A

1:14:58

lot of people are texting in saying that

1:15:00

he was in the show Blue Mountain State

1:15:02

as Fad Castle, and he was hilarious in

1:15:04

that. He was in some

1:15:08

of the Hunger Games movies, I believe. So

1:15:11

he's been around for years. There was, funny

1:15:13

enough, just a video going around. He

1:15:16

auditioned for American Idol

1:15:19

years ago, and

1:15:22

Paula Abdul thought

1:15:25

he was super hot. I

1:15:28

bet she did. No. To

1:15:31

the point where the other guys left, and

1:15:34

he just sang

1:15:36

for her. I

1:15:40

wonder if I can quickly

1:15:43

find, yeah, this is

1:15:46

his audition on American

1:15:48

Idol. Sorry, Alan. Can

1:15:50

I just say before you start, thank you. Thank

1:15:53

you for putting a little smile on. You put

1:15:56

a smile on Paula's face. First

1:15:58

time we see the smile on Alan. Oh, damn it. Something

1:16:04

happened here. She's

1:16:07

like, you're trying to watch an old American idol. We

1:16:10

have to copy it. Right. It's

1:16:12

like it's on BHS for us. Yeah, it really is.

1:16:14

We got to rewind it. Tracking.

1:16:17

Yep. It

1:16:19

came unwinded. Winded.

1:16:24

That's a word. Yeah. You

1:16:29

can't do anything on the fly on this

1:16:31

show. I realize anyway, especially not today. No,

1:16:34

no, no, this is it here. See,

1:16:39

I think Paula is almost sexually assaulting him here.

1:16:42

Look at this. Yeah. Over

1:16:46

the day. Paula would party on

1:16:48

that show. I'm pretty sure. Okay,

1:16:52

you guys won't stand out there. You

1:16:55

know what? See if he was any

1:16:57

good at singing to a whole other

1:16:59

level. When you're walking down that street

1:17:02

and you ain't had enough

1:17:04

to eat the

1:17:07

glitter of your chest. They

1:17:10

say the women treat you fine

1:17:13

on Broadway. Interesting.

1:17:18

He also played Aquaman in Smallville. So the dude's

1:17:20

been around for years, but he's

1:17:23

really good in Reacher if you haven't seen it. Hannah,

1:17:26

Hannah Waddingham, best known these

1:17:28

days from her role in

1:17:32

that Ted Lasso show. But she was also

1:17:34

a part of Game of Thrones and she

1:17:36

said her role on

1:17:39

that show and one particular scene

1:17:42

has led to her having chronic

1:17:45

claustrophobia. Here's

1:17:48

what she said to Stephen Colbert about it. You

1:17:51

were in Game of Thrones. Were there any games?

1:17:54

Yeah, no, there weren't some but Thrones

1:17:57

gave me something I wasn't expecting

1:17:59

from it. And that is chronic claustrophobia.

1:18:02

Cause I had 10 hours. I

1:18:04

mean, I've talked about it since with David Benioff

1:18:06

and Dan Weiss, the two exec producers on it.

1:18:09

I was like, good job. It's for them because

1:18:11

it was horrific. 10

1:18:13

hours of being actually waterboarded.

1:18:16

Like actually waterboarded. Come on. No, because

1:18:18

Thrones is such a, the

1:18:21

reason why I don't believe it's touched

1:18:23

yet in terms of the cinematography

1:18:25

of it for a series, it's just a

1:18:27

different level. But

1:18:29

with that comes actual

1:18:32

waterboarding. So I'm strapped to

1:18:34

a table with all these leather straps. And

1:18:36

I couldn't lift up my head because I said, that's going to

1:18:39

be too obvious that it's loose. I was like, right.

1:18:42

I'd quite like it to be loose. So

1:18:44

I, so I'm on my way back and

1:18:46

I'm in this shpauncy fancy pants list and

1:18:49

I had purple, my hair's already

1:18:51

bleached to death. I had grape

1:18:53

juice all in my hair. So it

1:18:55

went purple. I couldn't speak because the mountain had his hand

1:18:57

over my mouth while I was screaming and I

1:19:00

had strap marks everywhere. Like I'd been attacked and

1:19:02

the lift doors open. One of the other guys

1:19:04

who'd been shooting something else was just like, what,

1:19:07

what has happened to you? And I told him

1:19:09

everything and he went, well, you're lucky. I've just

1:19:12

been crawling through my elbows for four days. He

1:19:14

was asking about the fact that both of us

1:19:16

are in game of Thrones and it kind of

1:19:18

doesn't matter when you're in Thrones because you just

1:19:20

want to give the best. I'll

1:19:22

just say again. I feel like

1:19:24

that is that five. She's

1:19:28

British. They swear a lot. I

1:19:31

can speak to that, but that wouldn't

1:19:33

be fun. No, it's traumatized forever because

1:19:36

of it. But

1:19:38

you, it's a game of Thrones. Yeah. Part of an

1:19:40

iconic show. Right. You do whatever it takes to think

1:19:42

it's cool. She just calls it Thrones. Yeah. When

1:19:46

I was on Thrones, was she a

1:19:48

big pivotal character on that show? Because

1:19:50

I didn't even remember. She

1:19:52

was a non, the shame, none or something.

1:19:55

That's why I don't recognize that she was all dressed

1:19:57

up in a non-outfit. Yeah. Yeah. it

1:20:00

up to and remember that scene. It

1:20:02

wasn't intense. Cersei's pouring all the wine

1:20:04

on her and making her crawl through

1:20:06

stuff. Shane. Shane.

1:20:09

Shane. She's

1:20:11

in the new movie Fall Guy and I guess she

1:20:13

says she did all her own stunts in there and

1:20:16

even has some scars to prove it. We

1:20:19

heard about this last week that Rebel

1:20:21

Wilson had a new memoir coming out

1:20:23

this week. This is the

1:20:25

story that was circulating is that some

1:20:27

dude basically sexually harassed her

1:20:29

and then she came out and just

1:20:31

said it was. What's

1:20:34

his name? Sasha Baron Cohen. Sasha Baron

1:20:36

Cohen. But in her memoir

1:20:38

that did just come out, she also revealed

1:20:40

the identity of the actor that

1:20:42

she lost her virginity to when

1:20:45

she was 35 years old in

1:20:50

a chapter titled Late Bloomer. She

1:20:53

identified actor and comedian Mickey

1:20:55

Gooch Jr. as

1:20:58

her first. Although

1:21:01

she says he didn't know it at the time. She

1:21:06

says Gooch may not know this until

1:21:08

right now. This might be news to

1:21:11

you if you're reading this but I lost

1:21:13

my virginity to you. She

1:21:16

says it happened while they were filming the movie

1:21:18

How to be Single in 2016 which

1:21:20

Gooch was also featured in in a

1:21:22

small role. It's a rough name man.

1:21:24

It's a rough name. Every time you

1:21:29

gotta say it to you, Gooch did this. Gooch did

1:21:31

that. When Gooch was approached for a comment. And is

1:21:33

that Gooch I'm looking at? You're looking at Gooch. I

1:21:35

think we're looking right into the eyes of Mickey Gooch

1:21:37

Jr. He looks like a Gooch. He does. If I

1:21:39

didn't know it might

1:21:41

be like your name Gooch. You're a

1:21:43

man named Gooch. I don't want to

1:21:45

lose your virginity

1:21:47

to a Gooch. Gooch, you don't know this. You're my first.

1:21:49

It's a Gooch surprise. Well

1:21:56

Gooch don't mind him big because

1:21:59

at the time she says she was

1:22:01

at her heaviest ever and

1:22:04

she had waited so long because

1:22:06

she thought as a big girl no one

1:22:09

would ever find her sexually attractive. She

1:22:12

said Gooch ticked a lot of her boxes off.

1:22:14

I can't say it now with a straight name.

1:22:18

She says he was chiseled and sexy.

1:22:20

Maybe he's not there since then.

1:22:24

Chiseled and sexy, not how I would

1:22:26

describe him. Gooch doesn't look very chiseled.

1:22:28

When this picture came up I said

1:22:30

that makes sense. As

1:22:33

well as he had his own mansion with a

1:22:35

pool overlooking the ocean. I guess

1:22:37

Gooch is the son of

1:22:39

a really rich guy. I say how do

1:22:41

you do it? Yeah. Michael Gooch senior. Oh

1:22:44

dad. He comes from a long line of wealthy

1:22:46

Gooch. Yeah that's the big Gooch. I've

1:22:48

never heard of a Gooch. A Gooch

1:22:50

joke is on us I guess. After

1:22:54

she lost her virginity to him, they

1:22:57

dated for six months and

1:23:01

then it all kind of fell apart.

1:23:03

But she says they have remained friends.

1:23:05

Since. Her

1:23:07

and Gooch. Mm-hmm. Does

1:23:10

anyone know him? No. No we don't.

1:23:12

I don't know. Do you

1:23:14

think he's proud of it? Like maybe it

1:23:17

was one of his things he wanted to

1:23:19

keep secret. Hey Gooch.

1:23:23

Yeah Gooch. Someone's talking like you're like

1:23:25

oh no my slump buster wrote a

1:23:27

book. Oh god. Oh my god no.

1:23:30

Slump buster wrote a book. No. Dear

1:23:32

god no. Turns out he was trying

1:23:34

to keep it secret

1:23:43

for all these years and now. Turns out he was along

1:23:45

with the lawyers trying to stop the boring

1:23:48

Cohen. Gooch is an

1:23:50

interesting looking fellow. He

1:23:52

hasn't been in anything

1:23:54

I've seen. No.

1:23:59

Deport. No. Madness

1:24:02

in the method, how to be single. Nicky

1:24:06

J and Silent Bob reboot. Okay.

1:24:11

Don't remember the gooch from that. I don't remember

1:24:13

the gooch from anything. And

1:24:15

I'd remember a well chiseled good-looking gooch if

1:24:17

I thought. It's

1:24:19

just so funny to write that

1:24:21

in a book. I

1:24:24

don't understand why you're putting that in a book.

1:24:26

Yeah, her book is... That's not impressive. Her book

1:24:28

is wild. Let

1:24:30

me write this. Let everyone know

1:24:32

the world knows Mickey Goots Jr. was

1:24:35

my first. Maybe

1:24:38

back in the day he was

1:24:40

a little... I don't know.

1:24:43

I'm looking at old pictures of the dude, but

1:24:45

it doesn't seem like he was ever... I'm not

1:24:47

interested in Rubble Wilson's book either. It seems like

1:24:49

it's going to be a crazy book. And

1:24:52

by the way, now I think she's gay, right? I

1:24:55

don't know. He doesn't like gooch no more.

1:24:57

No. Just like Lady Gooch. That's another chapter.

1:25:00

Well, we haven't heard this in a

1:25:03

long, long time. How

1:25:11

the universe has really ended. How it was,

1:25:13

the greatest for tonight's show. Just holding

1:25:16

all prayers. But

1:25:19

for the first time in 14 years, he's coming back.

1:25:23

Conan O'Brien is going to appear

1:25:25

on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy

1:25:27

Fallon. This is going to

1:25:29

be next Tuesday, they say. It'll

1:25:32

be his first time back to The Tonight

1:25:34

Show since his short-lived stint

1:25:36

as host ended 14 years ago. He

1:25:40

replaced Jay Leno in June of 2009 and

1:25:43

then was replaced by Jay in

1:25:45

January of 2010. Conan

1:25:48

is going to be on the show to promote

1:25:51

his upcoming travel series, Conan O'Brien Must Go, where

1:25:53

he visits new friends in Norway,

1:25:56

Thailand, Argentina and Ireland. I'm

1:25:58

glad he's doing that again. His travel shows

1:26:01

hilarious. Yeah, it's hilarious. So good. When

1:26:03

is the first episode Dave? April

1:26:05

18th on max He was just in

1:26:07

curb to is a funny. Yeah Oh,

1:26:10

I didn't see that. Yeah. Oh, I gotta watch

1:26:12

that. Yeah. Yeah, it was good a big corner

1:26:14

of Brian fan Well, yeah, I always thought he

1:26:16

was the best late night host Yeah,

1:26:18

like easily I watched him a lot when he was

1:26:20

on his late late show and then The

1:26:23

tonight show I watched it until they took it away.

1:26:25

Yeah Here's something

1:26:27

that may or may not make you happy if

1:26:30

you're a Matrix fan Warner Brothers has officially announced

1:26:32

that a fifth Matrix movie

1:26:35

is in the pipeline what's different

1:26:37

this time around is that neither

1:26:40

of the directors of the originals will be

1:26:42

back and Writing and

1:26:44

directing duties are being handed over to Drew

1:26:46

Goddard who worked on the Martian and the

1:26:48

cabin in the woods No

1:26:50

key cast members like Keanu Reeves or

1:26:53

Carrie Ann Moss have been mentioned as

1:26:55

being involved and no plot

1:26:57

points have been revealed so we'll

1:26:59

see how it plays out but It's

1:27:02

officially fifth matrix is coming whether you like it

1:27:04

or not I feel like Keanu

1:27:06

Reeves has chosen like some of the like

1:27:08

most exhausting roles to be yeah It's

1:27:11

got a suck to be like oh, no, I gotta fight

1:27:13

robots again I Gotta

1:27:17

kill nine hundred and fifty two guys in this next

1:27:19

two guys in the next movie Adam

1:27:22

Sandler has been thrown some heavy curve

1:27:24

balls in the development of happy Gilmore

1:27:26

to in the past year He's lost

1:27:28

some key players from the original Bob

1:27:31

Barker Carl Weathers and now Joe Flaherty

1:27:34

But even though they can't be in the

1:27:36

sequel. He does hope to honor them in

1:27:38

some way. He says quote it sucks We

1:27:41

love those guys. They were such a big part of

1:27:43

the movie and just great people But we're gonna get

1:27:45

them involved somehow I promise Bob

1:27:48

Barker's involvement may come in the form

1:27:50

of a cameo by the

1:27:52

current Price is Right host Drew

1:27:54

Carey Adam

1:27:56

Sandler said I love Drew Carey. I'd love him

1:27:58

to be in this movie out

1:28:00

of respect to Bob. Okay,

1:28:05

yeah, so they're just gonna redo

1:28:07

the joke like the price is wrong bitch and

1:28:09

all that stuff just with Drew Carey now I

1:28:11

feel like it's gonna be so bad I think

1:28:13

so too That

1:28:16

won't be good. They waited too long. I

1:28:19

never knew this. I don't know if you guys did

1:28:21

I think a lot of people thought it was strange

1:28:23

that Bill Murray agreed to be the voice of Garfield

1:28:27

In an animated movie years ago, right? Yeah

1:28:30

Well, it turns out he did it because

1:28:32

he was confused. No Bill

1:28:35

agreed to do the voice of Garfield

1:28:37

because he thought the script was written

1:28:39

by Joel Cohen The guy

1:28:41

behind Fargo and the Big Lebowski. Okay, and you

1:28:43

say yes to that. Yeah, you would write us

1:28:45

to that But that

1:28:48

is Joel Cohen. C-O-E-S This

1:28:52

Garfield script was actually written by

1:28:54

Joel Cohen C-O-H.

1:28:56

Oh no That

1:28:59

the guy behind Daddy Day

1:29:01

Camp come on different career

1:29:05

Totally different dude, but by

1:29:07

the time he found out he had already

1:29:09

signed the contract and it was too

1:29:11

late You know what though it did set him

1:29:14

up for a great joke in the zombie land

1:29:16

Oh, yeah, just shoot him and he's like dying.

1:29:18

He goes I have no regrets. Well, maybe Garfield

1:29:24

And finally I didn't even think

1:29:26

about this Haven't really

1:29:28

watched survivor in a long long time,

1:29:31

but you always know that contestants

1:29:34

on Survivor are filmed But

1:29:37

apparently even when they poop Last

1:29:41

that goes doing that If

1:29:44

they poop in groups if

1:29:47

you go to the bathroom alone you

1:29:49

do get privacy But

1:29:52

host Jeff probe says if you're going

1:29:54

to the bathroom with another person or

1:29:56

other people They will

1:29:59

keep Shooting them hmm.

1:30:02

Why is that they say because

1:30:04

they've learned in the past when people go to

1:30:06

poop in groups They might

1:30:08

talk strategy and

1:30:10

if you're talking strategy they

1:30:12

have to get it on camera Could

1:30:15

you circle poop like did

1:30:17

you group? Andy

1:30:20

we're getting ready for a break Pretty

1:30:24

backed up Let's

1:30:27

go it'll be easier that way the courtyard I

1:30:31

Couldn't be on Survivor. Oh, no I

1:30:35

couldn't do it I honestly don't think I

1:30:37

could do it just sit and make eye

1:30:39

contact with other humans and poop I Can

1:30:42

barely poop in a stall if somebody else is

1:30:44

in just the rice room, you know, so yeah,

1:30:46

I'm gonna be holding hands I Can't

1:30:57

believe that show is still going and I haven't

1:30:59

watched it since like the first season. Yeah, I've

1:31:02

been watching a long time Yeah over 20 years

1:31:05

It's on like something crazy. Is

1:31:07

it 46? Season

1:31:10

46 you see it so seriously though that you're

1:31:12

like, oh the only time we're alone is when

1:31:14

we poop Let's poop together to write strategy. That's

1:31:16

crazy Never would across

1:31:18

my mind part of the strategy to win. Yes Yeah,

1:31:22

they're on to season 46 now.

1:31:24

Obviously they've done more than one per year

1:31:28

many years And it's

1:31:30

still the same guy that hosts it. Yeah, it's

1:31:32

still Jeff ropes that guy lucked out, huh? Oh

1:31:34

my god Okay, what do we think he's

1:31:37

worth? I don't even want to thank you Probably

1:31:39

wouldn't think initially he was paid a ton. But

1:31:41

as the show went on. Yeah I

1:31:44

bet he's worth at least 25 million. I'd

1:31:47

say more than that. I'm going 275 275

1:31:51

I'll go 65 hundred I Would

1:31:55

unless he's got like producer credits and

1:31:57

stuff now, which he may have negotiated.

1:31:59

Sure They say he's

1:32:01

worth 50 million dollars. I went way too high.

1:32:04

I was way too high on my survivor money. Yeah,

1:32:08

that's just a lot of money just to

1:32:10

do that stupid show. It is. Really?

1:32:13

I'm sure he gets to travel all over the world and

1:32:15

he gets luxurious economy. Yeah. He's

1:32:18

at like a hotel and he just goes like,

1:32:20

everybody poop outside together, didn't they? I

1:32:22

was on a $3,000 toilet. Yeah.

1:32:25

Good. Life's probably good as death ropes

1:32:27

though. Yeah, deal with a lot of stinky people

1:32:29

though. Yeah, that part's no good. For sure. We're

1:32:32

going to take a break and when we come back in

1:32:34

a moment here on Dave and Chuck the Freak, what's the

1:32:36

crazy reason a Burger King employee was held at gunpoint? What

1:32:39

did the cops point out about a wanted

1:32:41

man that really pissed him off? And

1:32:44

what's up with the Asians? What's going to

1:32:46

happen to an Asian broadcaster after he was

1:32:48

wasted while reading the news? We'll

1:32:51

get to that and much more when we return in a

1:32:53

moment on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Previously

1:32:55

on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

1:32:58

There is a really obese cat that

1:33:00

has been ordered to lose weight. Peaches

1:33:02

scales well over 25 pounds. Owner

1:33:05

tried to take it for walks, do lots of

1:33:07

things that would just lay there like no. Finally

1:33:09

they got it into swimming. It's hard to get

1:33:11

a cat to swim. It is. Here's

1:33:14

the story. Come on, Peaches. Right there.

1:33:16

Yeah. Like most cats, Peaches

1:33:18

doesn't love the water. Peaches loves eating and sitting.

1:33:20

He just kind of flopped over and decided it

1:33:23

wasn't going to happen. He's so funny. He's

1:33:26

a cat. You know what I mean? You've

1:33:30

been me, you fat bitch. He says it all up to

1:33:32

the same. Quick, grab me the stuff. He's probably like, why

1:33:34

don't you lose weight? Yeah, get him some hay. He might want

1:33:36

to kick him. Reggie, baby. I'm only going to drop her into

1:33:38

the pool. I'd like to see her try to do this.

1:33:40

She ain't treading no water. I'd rather be there. You seem

1:33:42

barely be able to get up on that platform. You

1:33:55

see me get out of here. Boy, oh boy,

1:33:57

is that a bear song. complete.

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1:35:21

It is David Chuck the Freak with you

1:35:23

on this Thursday, the 4th of April. And

1:35:26

look who made it. It's Chuck the Freak.

1:35:28

Yeah, you know, I thought I should just

1:35:30

get some beauty sleep. I feel more wretched.

1:35:35

Not enough. Listen,

1:35:38

you son of a bitch, you actually worried us.

1:35:40

Yeah, we were actually really worried. Oh, come on.

1:35:43

No, honestly, because you've never slept in that

1:35:45

long. No, I've never done that. I've never

1:35:47

done that. Many times over the years, but

1:35:49

never to the point where we couldn't reach

1:35:51

you. Yeah. And then it was

1:35:53

funny at first. And then as we went

1:35:56

on, it was like, okay, this isn't funny at first.

1:35:58

Yeah. Well, I think I'll do 35 titles. or

1:36:00

something. That's where I'm like, that's

1:36:02

crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm really calling.

1:36:06

Oh, that was before he turned up missing. Yeah,

1:36:09

he just calls me all the time. Yeah, five times in the morning.

1:36:13

Just always talking. We bit of a dainty

1:36:15

stalker. Yeah, he loves talking. But you just

1:36:17

slipped in. Oh, yeah,

1:36:19

no, I slipped in and then I was

1:36:21

explaining to, I've explained it to everybody singularly

1:36:24

one at a time. But basically

1:36:28

what has happened is, so I have a

1:36:30

daughter that nothing

1:36:33

matters to her.

1:36:36

It doesn't matter that we're doing a show. It

1:36:39

doesn't matter that it doesn't matter if she needs

1:36:41

to get a hold of me right

1:36:44

now. It's

1:36:46

time. In fact, me talking about this

1:36:48

problem might be dangerous. Okay. But my

1:36:51

phone would just go off during

1:36:53

the show. Like you'd see FaceTime,

1:36:55

FaceTime call, FaceTime call. I'm like,

1:36:57

oh my God, I'm trying to do

1:37:00

a show. Distracting. Yeah. So one

1:37:03

of those times that that happened, I was like, you know

1:37:05

what? Well, you know what would be a really smart thing

1:37:07

to do? I'll just

1:37:09

set up an automatic block

1:37:11

of everything. Like do not

1:37:14

disturb for the

1:37:16

whole allotment of the show.

1:37:19

Right from when we start talking to

1:37:21

when we are done talking. Which

1:37:24

also puts a problem into the show

1:37:26

when we're trying to communicate by text

1:37:28

to you, like Dave needs to tell

1:37:30

you something. I get nothing. I wouldn't

1:37:32

take it any way from Dave. That's

1:37:35

great. But yes,

1:37:38

so my phone is off

1:37:40

during the show time. Well,

1:37:44

if you sleep in to

1:37:46

when the show starts, then

1:37:48

there's no way to get a hold of you. But

1:37:51

I thought if you call back a couple of

1:37:53

times, it does push you. Only if I had

1:37:55

you in like people I like. If I have

1:37:57

to add you to people I like. Oh,

1:38:00

you think Jason's okay? I

1:38:02

guess we didn't make a reveal. No,

1:38:04

in fact, I didn't even know that

1:38:06

until Lisa was like, oh

1:38:10

well, you just add people to favorites and then they

1:38:12

can call like two, if they call like two times,

1:38:14

then it lets them through. I'm like, no clue. Yeah,

1:38:18

it dissolves that you can edit in your contacts,

1:38:21

so there's an emergency bypass, so you should do

1:38:23

that for somebody on the show. You all

1:38:25

have the features of your phone. I know,

1:38:27

way too much. I use everything. But they

1:38:29

come in handy, you know, like that. Well,

1:38:31

you get it this time, I never use

1:38:33

any of them. Because I have mine on

1:38:35

Do Not Disturb every night, and I thought

1:38:37

if I ever sleep in, then

1:38:40

I need somebody to be able to call me. Oh, no,

1:38:42

you need to be added. Okay. Yay.

1:38:46

Jason, he's very excited. Yeah,

1:38:48

no, I've done that with you guys, too. Yeah, you're all

1:38:50

on that. No, I just never dreamed of it. Listen,

1:38:53

I don't usually do this. I

1:38:56

have multiple alarms. I have

1:38:58

multiple alarms that I disengaged

1:39:01

or what? Multiple?

1:39:03

You disengaged? Multiple. Multiple. I had a

1:39:05

hell of a day yesterday. We'll just

1:39:07

put it that way, it doesn't matter.

1:39:09

Right. But no nap, up

1:39:12

late, and then

1:39:15

just it. I

1:39:17

must have done it completely in my sleep.

1:39:20

Was there a crazy orgy last night? That was the

1:39:22

debate earlier. I was wondering if it was a whole

1:39:24

lot of series. I would. One

1:39:27

of my series. I thought the orgy was that. Yeah,

1:39:29

she said sex and I went orgy. Oh, my

1:39:31

God. I should have heard Dave laugh

1:39:33

when she said you had sex last night. Oh, my

1:39:35

God, what is? It

1:39:39

would stop me up there. Honestly, it would have been

1:39:41

more likely I died. I

1:39:43

was trying to take that stress of the

1:39:45

situation off. Way more likely

1:39:47

I was dead. That was like,

1:39:50

oh, gosh, this is a series. We haven't heard from him.

1:39:52

What if something happened? But then like, well, maybe he had

1:39:54

sex. So I did because I got really worried. I had

1:39:56

to reach out to family and say, hey, someone check on

1:39:58

him. Luckily my

1:40:00

family lives right around the corner. Yeah,

1:40:02

that's right. And so when Stella came

1:40:04

in like, hey, buttercup. Were

1:40:07

you freaked out that she came in

1:40:09

and woke you up? I couldn't really

1:40:11

process what was happening. What was going

1:40:13

on. But she was really good because

1:40:15

once I was sort of alive, she

1:40:17

instantly was like, you

1:40:19

have slept in. Dave

1:40:22

has contacted us and has told you to

1:40:24

get up. You want to take a shower

1:40:26

and get to work. Thank

1:40:30

you, little old folks. Thank you. Yes, it

1:40:32

is. Mr. Urquhart,

1:40:34

every day they're like, your name is

1:40:36

Chuck. Your name is

1:40:39

Chuck. I know you don't know us, but

1:40:41

we are your family. Huh?

1:40:44

What? Who are you? Oh,

1:40:48

shoot. Yeah,

1:40:52

I didn't want to alarm him. I thought, oh my

1:40:54

God, he could hate me for this. No. No,

1:40:57

no, no. I was just going to like, we

1:40:59

were worried. You guys, so

1:41:01

many people, Court was manning the

1:41:03

phones and just like, everyone was worried and wanted

1:41:05

us to send the cops. No,

1:41:08

thank God we didn't send the cops. Oh

1:41:10

my God. Thank God we went with family.

1:41:13

Thank God for a second. This

1:41:15

show was rational. Yeah, we were

1:41:17

generally not. No, generally so. Yeah,

1:41:20

we were just fire departments. It's

1:41:23

because we were on the air, so I had to slyly

1:41:25

do stuff while we were still talking. Oh, yeah. I

1:41:28

know, it's tough. They were texting to send me.

1:41:30

How would that have felt if I showed up

1:41:32

over your body? Yeah. Send Jason to go go.

1:41:34

I had a big old time. Hi, Chuck. Good

1:41:37

morning. Now, that would be weird. Have Jason in

1:41:39

your house waking you up? Yeah. Well,

1:41:42

but that, in a weird way, Jason is kind

1:41:44

of like, remember when my battery was dead? My

1:41:47

car battery was fully dead and I was like,

1:41:49

I'm going to try and get, I got it

1:41:51

going because Roland's car and blah, blah, blah. But

1:41:54

one of the initial plans was tell Jason to

1:41:56

go get him, pick him up, and

1:41:58

hit the hall. 45 minutes in

1:42:00

normal traffic. I

1:42:07

don't know how people do it. I've

1:42:09

had the right time. I've had the normal life today.

1:42:12

You know, people just stop for no reason. There's

1:42:14

no reason, guys. We talked about bad drivers.

1:42:17

There's no reason, guys. None.

1:42:19

I don't know if we can speak to court because I'd

1:42:21

love to know what. We haven't done this in a

1:42:23

while here. Court, were people really worried?

1:42:25

I don't know. I can't hear

1:42:27

them. Hold on. No, I don't think

1:42:29

it's set up right. You've got to give somebody a heads

1:42:32

up to get it. I know. I threw

1:42:34

that curve ball. Yeah, that's a hell of a curve. Let's

1:42:37

try something brand new on the day Chuck walked in

1:42:39

at 8 o'clock. Well, we do. Why

1:42:41

the hell not? We had a fun day all around.

1:42:43

Yeah, why not? They were going crazy.

1:42:45

Oh, there they are. Hey, court. Hello.

1:42:49

Yeah, they were very concerned. A

1:42:51

lot of diabetics calling in. Oh,

1:42:53

I bet. Yeah, I bet. My

1:42:56

one side just so that diabetics know

1:42:59

my A1C is 4.7. Oh,

1:43:01

my God. I know. Do

1:43:05

that A1C dance. I don't know.

1:43:09

What is it? Something about my A1C. Oh,

1:43:13

there's a commercial. I

1:43:15

can't dance. Oh, I know.

1:43:17

That's the damn Jardin's commercial.

1:43:20

Really? There's this red headed

1:43:22

woman. I see her every day. Come

1:43:24

on. I got to learn this. She's

1:43:26

the one who's dancing about her A1C through

1:43:29

the office. I didn't know I was supposed

1:43:31

to be dancing. You have to do a

1:43:33

dance. She does a dance. Well, I'll have

1:43:35

to learn it. Yeah, diabetics

1:43:37

are calling in. That's right. Diabetics.

1:43:39

I am better off than most.

1:43:42

And people are looking for a job. Oh, this is

1:43:44

the end. I don't have that. Oh, they're like, oh,

1:43:46

you got to die. I can do it. Oh,

1:43:51

wow. It's a lot of my hands. There

1:43:53

you go. Are

1:43:55

you doing it? It's

1:44:00

not bad. It's

1:44:03

not bad. It's

1:44:05

not bad. Oh

1:44:08

you got to dance with a postman too. What

1:44:11

is happening to our show? Hey,

1:44:14

does it give me diarrhea? Yeast

1:44:17

infection. Yeast infection. No, this will

1:44:19

cause an infection in your taint

1:44:21

that will kill you. Oh

1:44:25

wow. Your goots. There

1:44:27

you go. Yeah,

1:44:32

I got to get a nice flowery dress and

1:44:34

really dance it up. A lot of art. You

1:44:37

got to get, but you don't already have one. Yeah, you're

1:44:39

right. I got to put it on. See, that's the old one. There's

1:44:42

a newer one with a red headed lady that dances through

1:44:44

the office. Oh God. They use the same song.

1:44:46

Well, goodness. Mmm. Jardine's.

1:44:49

I play a lot. They play it so

1:44:51

much. My God. Well, you

1:44:53

really upset the diabetics. Yeah. Well,

1:44:55

no. I don't know

1:44:57

if you know this, but diabetics have each other's back. Oh,

1:45:00

is that right? It's like this group. It's like deep people. So

1:45:02

now you got like deep people. Well,

1:45:04

because it's messed up. It's

1:45:07

a big group and it's like,

1:45:09

huh, yeah. Every day sucks, huh?

1:45:11

Yeah, it does. Just

1:45:13

thinking about dying, huh? Yeah.

1:45:16

You know, like it's not great. It's not a

1:45:18

great group. So

1:45:21

I will just say for my

1:45:24

diabetic followers and friends, I'm

1:45:27

doing great on that front. Let's

1:45:30

check. My team members. Hold on. And

1:45:33

for my, who I call

1:45:35

my cholesterol pack. Yo,

1:45:38

cholesterol pack. My cholesterol

1:45:40

is also looking great. Hey,

1:45:43

triglycerides. What up?

1:45:46

Triglycerides. Perfect. What

1:45:49

else do you need? What else do you want to know? Blood pressure

1:45:52

good. Blood pressure

1:45:54

a little high. That's a family

1:45:56

thing. Home,

1:46:00

home, drug, call back. You

1:46:03

really are living in a nursing home. I was 130,

1:46:05

I was 130 over 74. Time

1:46:09

for your medication. You're no high, but

1:46:11

you know I'm getting there, right? I'll

1:46:14

come in later, prop you up with some pillows and

1:46:16

feed you soup. Yeah, I take some soup. I

1:46:19

take some soup. Well, no, I could. You could

1:46:21

now. I can. I

1:46:23

got a little leeway. 4.7 bit. Yeah,

1:46:26

yeah, no, I'm doing great. Everything's

1:46:28

great. I just got a great sleep. Not

1:46:30

really, though. Not even really. Not

1:46:33

enough? No, because I need more. Well, you'll get more

1:46:35

in a little while. It's because of that orgy. Yeah,

1:46:37

I don't know. If I'll get any more today, it's

1:46:39

going to be a sort of a repeat. So let's

1:46:42

hope that everything goes great. Well, you got a rough

1:46:44

two-hour work to add to you. Yeah, I know. I

1:46:46

know. I hope you can handle it.

1:46:49

Yeah. Oh, God. Nonetheless,

1:46:51

we're happy you're fine and you're good.

1:46:53

Yes, I'm alive. I am

1:46:55

also happy to be alive. Yes, absolutely. We

1:46:57

were. You did worry us your best.

1:47:00

But Chuck is here and coming up, we're going

1:47:02

to get to a check of the news next. What

1:47:04

did the cops point out about a wanted man that pissed

1:47:06

him off? What's the crazy reason

1:47:08

a Burger King employee was held at

1:47:11

gunpoint? And what's up with the Asians

1:47:13

on the way? First, we'll get started

1:47:15

with this. It's

1:47:20

another fast food freakout on Cave

1:47:22

and Tessa. Of

1:47:25

course, we cover a lot of fast food freakouts on the

1:47:27

show, but this one doesn't make any sense. A

1:47:30

Cleveland Burger King employee was

1:47:32

held at gunpoint by a

1:47:34

pissed off customer because

1:47:37

they got a deal. Yeah,

1:47:42

it doesn't add up. Normally, it's they charge

1:47:44

them too much or the food was cold

1:47:46

or something was missing or whatever. So I

1:47:48

got a deal one time. And

1:47:51

why don't I get this deal all

1:47:53

the time, bitch? Yeah, I

1:47:55