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0:04

Dave and Chuck the Freak Hey

0:19

there, it's the 3rd of April, a

0:21

Wednesday morning, and thanks for joining us

0:23

on Dave and Chuck the Freak. We

0:25

heard the Mega Millions was won, but

0:28

now tonight's Powerball is up

0:30

over a billion again. And

0:33

here's a scenario you'll never deal with, but

0:35

it's fun to think about. A

0:37

friend asks if they

0:40

can borrow 10 bucks. You

0:43

hand them a 10. They

0:46

use it to buy Powerball tickets and

0:49

hit the jackpot. It's irresponsible, number one.

0:52

I mean, but unless they're like,

0:56

I guess if they only have a 10 and they're

1:00

like, I'm going all in. It's weird that

1:02

with their last 10, their last $10, it's not even their last 10. It's

1:06

the 10 that I gave them, but it was their last 10.

1:09

So the question online that's being asked

1:11

is how much do they owe

1:13

you? You

1:16

got the Mega Millions? You

1:19

got the Powerball jackpot over a billion. Yeah.

1:22

Yeah. So like you're talking about a

1:26

billion that you don't get

1:28

if I don't loan you that 10 spot.

1:32

Here are the four options they gave at least a million. Just

1:35

the original $10 you loaned them. Yeah.

1:38

Well, half of their winnings. Oh

1:40

my God. All of

1:42

their winning. No, or

1:45

nothing. No, you're

1:47

at their mercy really. But I'd boy, I'd

1:49

have shirts made. I'd have billboards up. There'd

1:51

be planes in the air fly. What would

1:53

they say? I lent

1:55

Dave the 10 that won him.

2:00

Jackpot I would

2:02

argue that anybody that needed to borrow

2:04

ten dollars They're not

2:06

they're not gonna need zero. Oh You're

2:10

right. You might be right now. So about

2:12

the type of person that needs it. I need ten bucks

2:15

Yeah, I can rely on that first. I

2:17

will say this I know myself and not

2:19

that I can be relied on I know

2:21

that I can't right but a lot of

2:23

times I just don't have my stuff on

2:25

me Right. So if I was

2:27

in a store with Dave and I was by

2:29

a lot of times you mean all the time

2:31

all the time I don't have my stuff on

2:33

me. Yeah, so I could see if I was

2:35

like, oh shoot Dave Can

2:38

you this is many times Dave

2:41

can I have a 10? I'm

2:43

gonna buy this lottery ticket or right,

2:46

you know and Dave's like Jesus Here

2:50

we go again You're

2:52

just in my category of if I give it

2:54

to you I should never expect to go you

2:56

should not No, not

2:59

that I wouldn't I just won't remember Unless

3:02

it's Lisa then I will

3:04

remember well, so we get it. Yeah. Well

3:06

learn my lesson the

3:09

top vote getter Just the original

3:11

ten bucks is what most people say so far It's

3:13

got 72% of the vote you can check this out

3:15

at Dave and Chuck the Freak calm if you want

3:17

to see how people Are voting if

3:20

they want to give you more great and

3:22

they probably should but of course Legally,

3:25

they're not obligated to No,

3:29

right. Yeah, no They

3:32

should give you something if you were down

3:34

if you were down to nothing Yeah,

3:36

and now you got millions

3:38

billions billions Yeah,

3:41

something should be my name a give me

3:43

something. Yeah, I don't agree half

3:46

though. No, but A

3:48

hundred thousand. Yeah, something like that hundred thousand

3:50

like almost what they give the stores I

3:53

listen, you guys they want a billion. You

3:55

don't think a million dollars. Oh, I think

3:57

you should get at least a million I

4:00

really do, but, and I probably would. I've

4:02

lost a half, so. You know, I probably

4:04

would. I mean, you've got a billion. So

4:06

even at the end of the day, you

4:08

have. You can take home like 600 million. Yeah,

4:11

600 million. If I won that and you

4:14

didn't give me the 10, I'd give each

4:16

of you a million. Right.

4:18

Like, there's so much. So much

4:20

money. So much money. I could give everyone that

4:22

I'm close with a million and still have hundreds

4:25

of millions. Have 500 million. How

4:28

much money, how much money

4:30

a year does 600 million make?

4:35

Yeah, it's got to make like at least

4:38

a hundred thousand. Like it's gonna, it's gonna

4:40

be way more. Like you do the right

4:42

stuff and put it in the right

4:44

thing. You could live off just what you earn.

4:46

Sure, if you're not, if you have 600 million,

4:49

you're like, I can't make ends meet. You

4:53

got problems. Like you should never have to even

4:55

touch the 600 million. You

4:57

really shouldn't. 15% said

5:00

you deserve half the winnings. 12%

5:04

said you deserve nothing. Half

5:06

is insane. Yeah, that's crazy. That's insane.

5:09

Just give them the 10 bucks back. You

5:12

flipped the script. They asked the people,

5:14

okay, so it's you that got the

5:16

$10 from someone if the roles were

5:18

reversed. 64%

5:21

say they'd only feel obligated to pay back the

5:23

original 10 bucks. 27%

5:26

claim they'd split the winnings. Well, hey, hold

5:28

on a minute. Split is

5:30

a bit much. Well, you can claim that. And

5:32

if you have anyone in your life, you'll be

5:34

quickly talked

5:37

out of that. I'm sure some people

5:39

do stick to that kind of stuff though, which

5:41

always blows my mind. Like they'll

5:43

just be like, Hey, if

5:46

you win, I get half.

5:48

And then if you got it, is there, is

5:51

this a legal thing? So Chuck, you say, Hey, Dave,

5:53

I want to buy a Powerball ticket. Can you lend

5:55

me 10 bucks? I'm like, sure. Just

5:57

sign this thing. If you win, we split it.

6:00

Honestly though, Dave has a lot

6:02

of contracts on him. He does.

6:04

He gets it as briefcase. I

6:09

store them in my phone now. Oh, hold on.

6:11

A lot of, a lot of,

6:13

there it is. Loading money, yep. But

6:16

yeah, I mean, I think if you

6:18

have a gentleman's agreement, you should stick to it. But

6:21

I don't think most people would. I

6:23

honestly don't. You know what doesn't hold up in

6:25

court? A gentleman's agreement. It really doesn't, no. But

6:27

I'm saying, if I said to you, hey, just

6:29

sign here quickly saying that you'll split it with

6:31

me. That's not my signature. Is

6:34

that legally binding? I think so. I think

6:36

any contract is, even like

6:38

a napkin? Yeah. I think

6:40

so, according to what I know from the People's Court. I'm

6:44

going to go with him. Someone

6:47

said I worked at a gas station in Boston and a

6:49

guy came in, told me to pick a

6:52

$10 Scratcher ticket for him. He

6:54

wound up winning $100,000 for life for a $3.5 million

6:56

cash payout. He

7:03

came back a week later to

7:06

tell me, hey, I won. I

7:09

didn't give him anything. And gave me nothing.

7:11

Thank you. You'd be

7:13

so excited. Thank you for sending me. You

7:15

just assume that guy is there to give

7:17

you something. Yeah, why don't you tell somebody?

7:19

No, he's not, huh? He's

7:24

not. No,

7:26

Tony, don't never go back if you're not

7:28

going to give them anything. No. Just

7:31

rubbing it in their face. Okay.

7:35

Is there a chance that no matter

7:37

what you give, someone is just going to

7:39

be sour like it's not enough? Yeah. You

7:42

know? That's exactly what they'll think. Because

7:44

if I gave you, I guess

7:46

if I gave you $10 and I was the right kind

7:48

of person, and you

7:51

came in, you even get, you gave me 10 mil. But

7:54

in my brain, I'm like, I deserve half. Like

7:57

I, I might... not

8:00

be appreciative, which is insane. It is

8:02

insane. I think it's human nature to

8:04

like feel like that. Like

8:07

you didn't get you didn't you were like,

8:09

why didn't I use my own $10 to

8:11

buy that ticket? There was like this experiment

8:13

they did with monkeys where they were like

8:15

given some monkeys like what a monkey would

8:17

consider money or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

8:20

the other monkey that didn't get it like they

8:22

started to like develop this like weird jealousy and

8:26

like wanted to attack the other one. Yeah.

8:28

Oh, yeah, real crazy. So I think

8:30

it's just like it would be in

8:32

like in everybody to be like, that's

8:35

I mean, like, no matter what, no

8:37

matter how good of a deal

8:41

you think you're giving someone there, there's always

8:43

a chance they're like, man, like as a

8:45

real a whole, they only give me 10

8:47

million. What a prick. In

8:50

the state of Ohio, anything agreed upon is

8:52

a legal contract. If

8:55

there is a witness to a verbal

8:57

agreement, even that is legally binding. A

9:00

lot of that goes down at fast food joints. Yeah. Most

9:03

of them. In Ohio. A lot of

9:05

any sort of contract. That's where you meet

9:07

your lawyer. Yeah. Well, a lot of times

9:09

the easiest. Waffle

9:12

House is where a lot of the legal stuff goes. Oh,

9:14

yeah. Yeah, for sure. Some

9:16

of the just the other day, my mom bought me a

9:18

$20 scratch off ticket. I

9:20

ended up 20 500 bucks. She

9:23

said we should go cash it in so we can split it. But

9:26

she's mad at me now because I'm not splitting it with her.

9:29

You're not splitting it with her? Your

9:31

mom. Oh my God. Yeah. I

9:34

would not ever do that. How can

9:36

you not split it? I mean, she

9:38

bought it, right? Her parents. She

9:40

bought it. She bought it for him. Yeah.

9:44

Maybe it's like an Easter. Yeah.

9:46

Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah.

9:49

That was the thing in our family for years. And

9:51

I finally, I think this show made me stop. Like

9:53

all my cousins, everybody would always send each other lottery

9:55

tickets. That was like the go to little gift. Yeah,

9:58

my family too. That's

10:00

that one. I'm like no more you guys. Yeah

10:02

one of us. It's a big it will split

10:04

this family One

10:07

is like 50 bucks my aunt that's all

10:09

me but she didn't ask for 25.

10:11

No, I would've been weird I Think

10:14

you got to keep that on the

10:17

down low like if you win a

10:19

lot well much in the same vein

10:21

There's like one Christmas party that we

10:23

go to the kids get scratchers the

10:25

adults get scratchers And everyone just sits

10:27

there and scratches them and then you

10:29

know you pull your phone out Mm-hmm

10:32

and see if you're a winner I feel like

10:34

you got to keep it on the down low

10:36

because no one ever wins right like no one

10:38

in that whole I told my aunt that I

10:40

won you know because I think yeah you can

10:43

But cuz I want people to win

10:45

when I give them lottery tickets They

10:50

hit it big they hit win like

10:52

this billion dollars There will be no trillion dollars,

10:54

but if it's my family I think that I

10:56

can trust you know trust the fact that they

10:59

forgive me money and we would give each other

11:01

money, but oh Depends

11:04

on your family I guess yeah, I don't know it's

11:06

one of those things because it is you don't expect

11:08

to win those like

11:11

Christmas Lot of

11:13

scratchers it became like we're just all throwing

11:15

this money away like oh yeah Why

11:18

are we doing this yeah it just

11:20

started and then became a thing for years, so

11:23

we finally because I mean and let's be honest

11:27

Is a lottery ticket The

11:30

worst gift you can give someone That's

11:32

what you're giving it to like my grandma

11:35

loves lottery tickets Yeah,

11:38

I guess so I mean I guess for me what

11:40

it what I'm talking about is like a Having

11:45

like thought behind it. It's thoughtless.

11:48

I mean there's not a lot of thought and gifts I

11:52

don't know especially like just family and

11:54

uncles and I I guess my thing

11:57

is to Dave's point where it's like

11:59

if you're At that point where

12:01

you're like, listen, we're not really putting any

12:03

thought into this. Let's just not. Let's just

12:05

not. It doesn't mean anything. Right.

12:08

Someone said, I'm an avid listener and I'm actually

12:10

one of the teachers that hit the jackpot years

12:12

ago. I did hook all

12:14

my family and friends up because

12:16

that's what you should do. What

12:19

about us for all the laughs? Laugh

12:21

tacks. See, I

12:24

get that jealousy right away. Oh, yeah. He

12:26

fired up. Yeah, he really did. He does.

12:28

I was like, ooh, that was quick. Who

12:32

are you? Yeah. Thanks,

12:34

man. We've had people tell us through

12:37

the years that if they did hit a big, they'd

12:39

hook us up. But, oh, yes.

12:41

Yeah, I don't think so. No.

12:44

Don't write checks your ass can't cash, I always

12:47

say. Don't do it. Someone

12:49

said, when does the obligation stop for

12:51

giving winnings to family? I

12:54

don't think it ever stops. I think it all

12:56

depends on your family. Yeah, it depends on your

12:58

family. Yeah, it's crazy. Winning the lottery, it's

13:01

great, but a lot of times it ends up

13:03

real dark. There was a documentary that was about

13:05

the curse of the lottery winners, and it talks

13:07

about how these people with no money that all

13:09

of a sudden come into money, there's

13:12

family problems, there's murders, it

13:15

really brings out the worst in

13:17

people. A lot of lottery winners

13:19

end up dying. Well, because to

13:22

me, it's like, okay, at what

13:24

point, where do you draw the

13:26

line with how

13:28

many people you help out in your family?

13:31

Some people come from families where both sides, they've

13:33

got 12 aunts and uncles. Yeah,

13:37

that's my family. And it's like,

13:39

how much do you win? You

13:41

win 30 mil, and then the government took

13:43

half, and then it's like, okay, I got 12. If

13:48

I had to give money to every family member,

13:50

I'd be so broke. I'm saying, you

13:53

have to draw a line, and no matter where

13:55

you draw the line, someone's only the other side

13:57

of the line. Money does bad things to people

13:59

in general. though right like inheritance

14:01

lottery winning anything like that it

14:04

it's no good

14:08

I don't know why but like I just feel like

14:10

oh man that's why you just keep it as

14:12

quiet as possible keep

14:14

it as quiet as possible I just want the money they

14:17

say that like family members you don't even

14:19

know about come out of the woodwork and

14:21

I can't even imagine my goodness you want

14:23

a billion right exactly

14:26

cousins I've never even heard

14:28

from my life everybody's checking

14:31

their DNA because I still

14:33

have some cousins I've never met of

14:36

course yeah no they're in other parts of the world

14:38

and we've just have never crossed paths so but

14:41

I bet you I'd hear from them if I hit the lot yeah

14:44

Oh cousin David we're

14:48

in town oh

14:52

yeah daddy's dream of people to your front

14:54

door goodness another thing people

14:56

are voting on online is what comedies

14:58

they think are the best of all

15:00

time hmm now of course

15:02

this can be pretty subjective so

15:05

see if you agree with the ones that

15:07

have made the top 20 so far I'm

15:10

gonna work my way up from the bottom

15:12

here national lampoons

15:14

Animal House yes

15:16

practically I think it's like more funny

15:18

for my dad you're

15:21

right I was gonna say that I don't have

15:23

great memories of that I know I've seen it

15:25

once but I don't really know it was yeah

15:27

like I don't know I don't know back and

15:29

born and I'm a really old person so it

15:31

was like one of the first movies were like

15:34

that Saturday Night Live type humor was in yep

15:36

so it was like like college kids

15:38

like loved that movie at the time Shaun

15:41

of the Dead I like Shaun

15:43

of the Dead that's a great zombie

15:45

movie honestly I think that's a realistic

15:48

zombie movie yeah and it's hilarious yeah

15:50

the Blues Brothers that's

15:52

another one of my dad's

15:54

classics like just Dan Aykroyd

15:56

mmm yeah Jim Belushi yeah John

15:58

Belushi John Belushi Jim. Jim

16:01

had done some stuff. Jim had done

16:03

some stuff. Jim's into weed now. Oh

16:05

yeah. He grows his own weed. Smart

16:08

man. Ferris Bueller's

16:10

Day Off comes in at number 17 of

16:13

the best comedy films of all time. That

16:15

movie annoys me. It does. Yeah, I don't

16:17

know why I don't like it. Why so?

16:19

Huh. I hate the guy. Yeah,

16:21

Matthew Broderick. He's just like a kind of

16:23

annoying guy. I just don't like him. Yeah,

16:25

I think it's because I believe that Godzilla

16:27

was going to be a good movie. Oh,

16:29

and he let you down. You let you

16:31

down. So since then you've soured on all

16:34

of his work. Yep. The only thing I

16:36

liked about that movie, I like the movie,

16:38

but I like the girl's jacket in it.

16:40

Oh wow. Yeah, that's Taz. Don't even

16:42

recall. His girlfriend? Yeah. Oh,

16:44

I remember. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah. It

16:46

was like an 80s jacket. Yeah, I liked

16:49

it in the 80s. Yeah. Happy

16:51

Gilmore comes on the list at

16:54

number 15, which we just heard they're making a

16:56

sequel to. Yeah, I do like that movie a

16:58

lot. Spaceballs.

17:01

That should be higher on the list.

17:04

That movie you can watch like a hundred times

17:06

and still find jokes in it you didn't even

17:08

know about. Yeah. Office Space comes

17:10

in at number 13. Yeah. Yeah, that's

17:13

really good. Mm hmm. The

17:15

Naked Gun from the Files of Police Squad.

17:17

I mean, I love the Naked Gun. Yeah,

17:19

I just love the Naked Gun. It's real

17:21

funny. And we heard that's being

17:23

redone too, right? Yeah. Liam Neeson in the lead

17:26

role. Yeah. Planes, trains and

17:28

automobiles comes in at number 11. Yeah, it's

17:30

great. I watch that movie like every year.

17:32

I'm surprised that's not higher. People do like

17:34

it, the Thanksgiving movie, right? Yeah.

17:36

It is funny. John Candy's great in it. Oh

17:38

man. Yeah, that's so

17:40

sad too. Why am I gonna forget his name? Someone

17:44

from SCTV just passed away. Oh, yeah,

17:46

yeah, yeah. That was, I don't remember

17:48

his name. But yeah, I just heard

17:51

that yesterday. Joe Flaherty. Oh no, he's

17:53

a happy Gilmore, isn't he? Yes, he

17:55

was. He's the jackass guy that goes

17:57

the jackass away. Yeah, that guy. Yeah,

17:59

he was the... He would do this

18:01

thing. He's really under the radar funny

18:03

like my whole life. Yeah Yeah,

18:06

well, I grew up watching him on

18:08

sctv, right? Yeah, he was incredible part

18:10

of the the founder One

18:12

of the founding members of sctv, you

18:14

know along with Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy

18:16

and Martin Short and then John Candy John

18:19

Candy so they it was like it must have

18:21

been last week was a like

18:23

the Anniversary

18:25

of his passing he was only 46 When

18:29

he down, oh, he was super insane. I

18:31

know that's the dad like 20 years now.

18:34

I think more maybe more I

18:36

know like more people would pass away and

18:38

I have memories of them and I'm

18:41

like, well, they must have been 60 Yeah when

18:43

they died like it's insane

18:45

to me that he passed at

18:47

46 I

18:49

think that Joe Flaherty guy was in freaks and geeks too.

18:51

He was he played a dad in me. Oh So,

18:55

yeah, he passed away they just announced that

18:57

yesterday that sucks. Yeah As

19:00

we move on here to the top 10 ranked

19:03

funniest films of all time according to people voting online

19:06

How do you see that comes in at number 10? Yeah,

19:08

this is one of Bill

19:10

Murray so good in it. Yeah Young

19:13

Frankenstein, you know, I've never

19:15

seen young. I don't think I've watched it either really

19:17

I've watched it the guy Peter

19:20

Boyle who plays Frankenstein like funny

19:22

in it. Hmm My

19:24

cousin Vinnie comes in at number eight on

19:26

the list. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, that's

19:28

classic Joe Pesci. Yeah national

19:31

lampoons vacation solid

19:33

number seven number

19:35

six its trading places that

19:38

was Eddie

19:41

Murphy and Dan Acker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

19:43

and In

19:45

number five the princess bride from 1987. That's

19:48

one of my favorite movies of all time.

19:50

Yeah, great movie I honestly never watched that

19:52

until you know, and I watched that during

19:54

kovat. I had a list of movies.

19:56

I really had never wanted

19:59

to watch And I finally saw it.

20:01

I just wonder too if that movie, it's like,

20:03

did you have to watch it when you were

20:05

younger? Probably. I appreciate it. For it

20:07

to really get a hold of you or whatever. But

20:10

I still like it. I saw it a little bit later. It's

20:12

crazy because we, like I know

20:15

that you watched Homeland and like

20:17

the one older guy from Homeland is

20:19

the, you know, the sword

20:21

fighting guy. Oh yeah. Yeah. In

20:24

that movie. And it was just crazy. It was always crazy

20:26

to me to be like, oh man, that's that young guy.

20:29

Sword fighter. Because he kind of went away

20:31

for, well, at least in whatever I was

20:33

watching, went away for a long time and

20:36

then was like, yeah, kill

20:38

my father. Monty

20:40

Python and the Holy Grail comes in at number four.

20:43

That Monty Python stuff is funny. Like

20:46

that show is great. There's

20:48

a good documentary on Netflix about Monty Python.

20:50

It's like they were real

20:52

cutting edge. Yeah. Airplane number

20:55

three. I watched that movie so many times growing

20:57

up. Yeah. I

20:59

know every time I could do the whole movie right now. I

21:01

can't do it now. But I think back

21:04

then I could. I think they just showed it all.

21:06

That's what it was. Yeah. I

21:08

think so too. It's

21:10

got Robert Stack in it. I love it. I

21:15

mean, it's like the second best thing you ever do. Yeah.

21:18

Yeah. Someone said my dad laughed so

21:20

hard every time he watches airplane. It's

21:23

like it's his first time watching. Yeah.

21:26

That's amazing. Number

21:28

two, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It's got

21:30

to be one of the best. Yeah.

21:34

And the number one best

21:36

comedy film of all time, according

21:39

to people voting online. Don't say it. Okay,

21:42

go ahead. What do you think? I

21:44

don't know. I'm hoping it's just not something I'm going to.

21:47

I hope it's Tommy Boy. It's

21:50

not going to be. No way. It's

21:52

Blazing Saddles. Oh. Oh, geez.

21:55

That's one I haven't watched. That's another like

21:57

dad funny. Yeah, it is. That is

21:59

crazy. are older there's no

22:01

nothing from recent over any

22:03

yeah the most like the hangover hasn't

22:05

made it yeah Shaun of the Dead

22:07

is the most oh yeah yeah

22:09

and that's not from that's 20 years old

22:11

yeah yeah that's pretty can't make comedies it's

22:14

so hard to make comedy the only people

22:16

I think do comedy write anymore of the

22:18

Coen brothers yeah yeah yeah yeah

22:21

I am well I thought that blazing

22:23

saddles I'm getting it confused what's the

22:25

Billy Crystal Oh city

22:27

slick city slickers Dave's top ten

22:29

I was so confused I'm like

22:31

I was that number one no

22:36

blazing saddles is like a wild

22:39

like the black guy becomes the like

22:41

the sheriff yeah I mean like a

22:43

real racist town in a long time

22:45

it's one of those old like Gene

22:47

Wilder movie yeah that's not Mel Brooks

22:49

best movie I don't think I mean

22:51

I it's okay but like the

22:54

groundbreaking joke was them farting after eating

22:56

beans yeah you know I mean like

22:58

right come on yeah that's not it's

23:00

not great yeah

23:04

cuz he was Spaceballs too right yeah yeah to

23:06

me history of the world part one is better

23:08

way better than blazing saddles oh my god no

23:10

more about 1947 sure did look on the bright

23:12

side at the end I can't

23:15

remember they're everybody's

23:20

getting crucified and they sing look on the

23:23

bright side of life maybe yeah oh

23:26

god yeah that people are certainly for Brian

23:28

they can't believe sir that might be made

23:30

the list oh fuck yeah

23:33

uncle buck uncle buck so funny

23:35

that was one of the probably

23:38

the that might be my dad's favorite

23:40

comedy of all time oh boy like we

23:42

went and saw uncle buck together like I

23:44

remember just me and him right and

23:47

I swear my dad was like

23:49

crying laughing at that movie I

23:52

had never seen my dad like

23:54

huh look

23:56

at you you're like a human

23:58

being you find things funny. Yeah

24:00

my dad loves Uncle Buck. This is insane. There's

24:03

a John Candy movie that hardly anybody's seen that's

24:05

like one of his fun it might be is

24:07

in my opinions is funniest movie is called Who's

24:09

Harry Crumb. Oh yeah. Where

24:11

he's like a private detective. It's so

24:13

funny. He was just so good. He

24:15

was awesome. Yeah he was great. Such

24:19

a talent. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy that he died

24:21

that young. Yeah. But

24:24

yeah so what else are people saying you're better off

24:27

dead? Oh better off dead.

24:29

That string of movies that was like my

24:31

wheeled house of my childhood so

24:33

it was like say

24:35

anything for like the you know

24:38

romantic stuff but then like one

24:40

crazy summer better off dead all

24:42

that like John Cusack movies

24:44

when he was young to me it was like

24:46

well that's why I wanted to play saxophone and

24:49

became obsessed with saxophone players. Step

24:52

brothers people are texting in about. That is a

24:55

funny movie. Wedding Crashers.

24:58

Yeah it was good. I just

25:00

watched you know Aidan's

25:02

a huge movie buff and he's going back and

25:05

watching all these old movies and the

25:07

one he was watching the other day when I came home

25:09

was Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad

25:11

Pitt and Anthony. Oh yeah. Vince Vaughn. I forgot

25:14

Vince Vaughn was in that movie but I realized

25:16

you know there's certain guys that

25:18

play the exact same character in every movie.

25:20

Oh that's Vince Vaughn. Yeah Vince Vaughn was

25:22

in curb recently and so yeah he pretty

25:24

much plays the same. Yeah. But you think

25:26

he's playing himself or no. No he's not.

25:29

He's playing one of the Funkhousers. Oh that's

25:31

right. That's right. But see

25:33

that's what I'm saying. I don't think it's

25:35

just the same. It's so funny Lisa because

25:37

I was watching an episode recently going

25:39

like why isn't he just being himself because

25:42

he is himself. Yeah. Yeah yeah I forgot

25:44

that he's a Funkhouser. Yeah. Did

25:46

you see that who was he doing the interview

25:48

with Larry David recently where he asked him what

25:50

his net worth was and he told

25:53

him to f off pretty much. Oh I

25:55

don't know. Was it Chris Wallace? Oh

25:58

my God. Was he in the episode

26:00

two not

26:03

Chris Wallace the other guy the other yes

26:07

Larry David was Chris Wallace none of

26:09

your effing business he asked

26:11

about his net worth typical

26:13

Larry David Larry David is

26:16

when he is being interviewed he is

26:18

classic yeah he's hilarious the last episode

26:20

is next week and

26:23

the final episode I'm like they did

26:25

the previews I'm like so emotional like

26:27

I can't believe it's over yeah oh

26:30

here's how that

26:32

went oh I

26:34

got you on your own speakers yeah

26:36

hold on a minute here's Dave just

26:38

wants to listen to it himself oh

26:42

wow yeah here's

26:44

how clean I actually look the

26:47

over-under is half a billion

26:49

dollars no

26:51

we're not doing a spit tank here yeah

26:54

I'm out of water okay I'm out I

27:00

think you're avoiding the question I'm

27:03

gonna say over a half a

27:05

billion dollars your father right none

27:08

of you and

27:11

that's ridiculous that's

27:13

ridiculous what what you

27:15

just say that number

27:18

so preposter okay ridiculous

27:20

how about a hundred million dollars okay how

27:22

about you shut up oh my god he's got to

27:25

be worth some oh

27:40

yeah you can do whatever

27:42

he wants yeah yeah

27:44

that's why you can take seven years off or

27:46

whatever oh yeah you know of the most successful

27:48

shows yeah that's estimated at

27:51

450 million so yeah

27:53

50 million shy of Western it's

27:55

rude to ask yeah

27:57

yeah it is I've

28:00

never actually seen a celebrity asked about

28:02

it. No We speculate

28:05

and we look it up online all the time. Yeah Chris

28:09

Wallace knew he was gonna tell them to Probably

28:12

like he's gonna tell me to have off if I had

28:14

it in this so I'm gonna ask him I

28:17

I guess the pressure to end that

28:19

show on A

28:21

high is immense, right? Curbs such

28:23

yeah, it could be you could go keep

28:25

going. It's still be high. It's just such

28:27

a good show No, but I

28:30

mean like the pressures on him to have a

28:32

good and I don't think so. He doesn't have

28:34

pressure No, it's very David. He doesn't care Yeah,

28:36

but I guess I don't know how much

28:38

he had to do with the end He

28:42

came to export. Oh, did he? Yeah, you're involved

28:44

in that and that's part of the jokes in

28:46

this curb Series

28:48

the final, you know season is a

28:50

lot of Seinfeld jokes in there. Okay

28:52

I really don't think he cares though.

28:54

He doesn't care Care

28:57

and that's what's so great about him. I

28:59

could see him Intentionally

29:01

bombing the finale. Yeah, cuz he doesn't care,

29:04

you know Because just he'd be like that's

29:06

the funniest thing I could do the funniest

29:08

thing I could do is for this last

29:10

one to be the most

29:12

unfunny thing I've ever done Yeah, yeah,

29:14

and that to me he would think

29:16

that was funny right I felt so

29:18

different from this. Oh, yeah Yeah,

29:21

I Like

29:23

curb your enthusiasm like 100 million times more

29:25

than I like. Yeah. Yeah It's

29:29

funny to that Larry David lost about half

29:31

of his wealth following his 2007 divorce. So

29:33

he could be worth Yeah

29:39

worth it nuts I like that

29:41

sometimes his real life stuff inspires Yeah,

29:47

what's the last movie you watch that made you

29:49

laugh out loud because I find that's really hard

29:51

for me Not because I'm such a

29:53

critic but because I don't know it

29:56

takes a lot to make me laugh out loud Yeah,

29:58

I need to put in this room with you guys

30:00

You know yeah, I love each other's

30:02

humor and that kind of stuff But when it

30:04

comes I'm guess I'm a harsh critic to stand

30:07

up comedy you know and stuff I don't know

30:09

if you guys are like this, but a lot

30:11

of times like Lisa said writing comedy is hard

30:13

and It's

30:16

hard not to see something coming sometimes

30:20

Yeah, well done when you think about it

30:23

all the time Yeah, you can kind of

30:25

predict it where it's gonna go or something

30:27

like that. God. I don't know I

30:31

watch a lot of dramas And

30:33

it's hard to find a good comedy the

30:35

last one I saw that made me laugh

30:37

was a Will Ferrell movie about dogs. Oh

30:42

Yeah, that is a bulldog in it

30:44

that's got an invisible electric fence And

30:47

he's trying to commit these other dogs like come over

30:49

here man. He's like there's a fence you cannot see

30:52

He's like explaining it and like the other dogs are like

30:54

oh, he's like I'm gonna give it a try and then

30:57

so it's Call straits

30:59

yeah, that is really really funny.

31:01

Yeah, it's just boy out of

31:03

the list Yeah, it's it's boy.

31:05

Oh, it's like yeah, it's like

31:07

almost like a Homeward bound or

31:09

something like the dogs talks hmm

31:12

But I thought that that was probably the last movie

31:15

that made me laugh. Okay, you know this is where

31:17

t2 Probably

31:20

takes up the for this, but I just

31:22

again aid in going through old movies We

31:24

watched the heat with Melissa

31:26

McCarthy and Sandra Bullock there

31:28

was some Melissa McCarthy is hilarious.

31:30

Oh, yeah So

31:33

funny she plays this tough cop

31:37

Yeah, and I I laughed out several like shocking

31:39

I was I'm like, ah god Yeah, I'll watch

31:41

this with you and there were

31:43

several points where I was laughing out loud. I thought

31:45

it was She's one of the funniest ladies of all

31:47

time. Yeah So

31:50

naturally funny I Can't

31:53

think of a movie You know

31:55

what? Honestly, I think what it is is uh,

31:57

I don't when I sit

32:00

down. I guess the Barbie

32:02

movie was probably the last one for me, which

32:04

I laughed pretty I laughed a lot at that.

32:06

I laughed at it with Ken. I laughed at

32:08

Ken. A lot of the

32:11

Ken stuff. Oh, right. The horses on

32:13

the TV. Oh, all that Ken stuff

32:15

made me laugh. But

32:18

I guess I don't really, if I'm going to sit

32:20

down and watch a movie, there's not a lot of

32:23

like, oh, I'm going to sit down and watch just

32:25

a comedy. Movies

32:27

make me laugh less than shows, it seems like I

32:29

don't know if I just stumble on it. Yeah, that's

32:31

how I feel about it. Even the last

32:36

Fargo was hilarious. Yeah. And I do

32:38

think this whole politically correct movement has

32:40

changed comedy forever, right? Oh, big time.

32:43

Like you see stuff, even movies from

32:45

just 10 years ago, the stuff

32:47

they were joking about and saying, they

32:50

couldn't do anymore. No, some of the

32:52

funniest stuff. Right. We've lost that. Most

32:55

of the funniest stuff. Yeah, all the fun. He's gone.

32:57

It's all gone. All right, coming up, we're going to

32:59

get to our first check of the news. What's the

33:02

old fashioned way a guy killed a buddy? What's

33:04

the strange reason New York

33:06

inmates are suing? And

33:09

why was Detroit's Batman

33:11

just arrested? What? What's

33:14

one down? I'm

33:20

Dave Hunter. It is time now for a

33:22

check of the news. Well, I feel like

33:24

we're going back to the 1800s with our

33:26

lead story today, because a

33:28

man was just killed by

33:30

a bow and arrow. Whoa. Oh, geez, it'll kill

33:32

you. It'll get you. For sure. Yeah, those have

33:37

been killing people for a long time. A

33:40

man behind bars accused of murder in Washington

33:43

State. I guess he knew this guy. I'm

33:45

not sure if they were really close or

33:47

not. Authorities say the victim

33:49

was found with an arrow through

33:51

his body. Yeah, well,

33:54

yeah, that'll do it. It'll

33:57

kill a deer. It'll kill you. Here's

33:59

the story. this from KPTV. Take a

34:01

listen tonight. A man is behind

34:03

bars accused of murder in Washington

34:06

state. Authorities say the victim was found

34:08

with an arrow through his body. I told

34:11

so young Kim joins us live from Clark County with

34:13

the very latest. So yeah, real

34:17

Pete investigators say it started as

34:19

an argument here on northeast Petticoat

34:21

Lane and ended with a man

34:23

dead in a driveway. I

34:27

got ready to leave and had the road blocked

34:29

off. People who live on northeast Petticoat

34:31

Lane near ST john's road in

34:33

Clark County say they were surprised

34:35

to see a homicide investigation and

34:37

folding on their block Tuesday. Just

34:39

kept walking back and forth and taking pictures. It's

34:41

always been quiet except for you don't don't have

34:43

too many drugs. They always want to hang down

34:46

there. Clark County Sheriff's Office's deputies

34:48

responded to that neighborhood in northeast

34:50

Vancouver just before seven o'clock in

34:52

the morning to a report. A

34:54

man had shot another man with

34:56

a bow and arrow. When deputies

34:58

arrived, they say they found a

35:00

man dead in the driveway of a

35:03

house with an arrow in his chest.

35:05

It's pretty wild. That's unusual. Usually

35:08

guns. Investigators say it started

35:10

as an argument that escalated. A witness

35:12

told investigators they saw two men fighting

35:14

in front of a house earlier that

35:17

morning just after six o'clock, then

35:19

said as one of the men walked

35:21

away, the other followed in a

35:23

car. Authorities say it appears the two

35:25

men returned near the house and that's where

35:28

a man was killed with a

35:30

bow and arrow. Officials have identified

35:32

the man allegedly responsible as 46

35:35

year old Richard Vanderhoek. They say he

35:37

called 911 and referred to

35:39

the victim as an acquaintance. Vanderhoek

35:42

was taken to a hospital for

35:44

minor injuries and was arrested on

35:46

a murder charge. I've been here since

35:48

1977. I've never heard of anybody actually

35:50

being shot with a bow and arrow

35:52

in Vancouver. Well,

35:55

no, you don't hear about him much these days. They're actively

35:57

under investigation. go

36:00

for most cities I think there's not a lot

36:02

of bow and arrow crime no no no it's really

36:06

something like man I've got to go get

36:08

my bow and then I've got

36:10

to go get my arrows like it's

36:12

not like a heat of the moment weapon no

36:15

you just grab it if you're

36:17

in a argument with somebody I hope the guy

36:20

was like a smart ass and he's like easy

36:22

they're robbing of loxley good night acquaintance no I

36:24

mean I've got

36:40

buddies that bow hunt and you see

36:43

some of these arrows I'm like well

36:45

okay yeah you can't get

36:47

shot with that thing with the giant

36:49

razor blades all over it my

36:52

god it is you know

36:55

old-school way to kill yeah yeah this guy I'm sure he

37:00

pooped his pants hanging

37:02

from a rock and

37:04

was about to be swept into the ocean

37:08

when he was finally rescued in

37:10

California this weekend in Sonoma County

37:14

California a sheriff's department helicopter hiker

37:18

who's off a trail Sunday

37:20

in the greater National Recreation

37:22

Area he was clinging desperately

37:25

to the face of the rock while

37:27

the ocean waves below him were starting to rise

37:29

with the tide the victim was placed in

37:31

a rescue device quickly airlifted to the

37:33

cat of the cliff he was examined there

37:36

by the fire department paramedics he had some

37:38

scrapes and bruises but they said otherwise he

37:40

was just fine I can't be the

37:43

thing people think they can do

37:45

that absolutely trendy and everyone gets

37:47

all their making gear let's go

37:49

and then they fall I think

37:52

because technically all hiking is is

37:55

going for a world right yeah we're

38:00

you go. People think that, you

38:02

know, it's just, oh, if it's a hiking

38:04

trail, anyone must be able to do it.

38:07

And then you realize you're on a cliff face at

38:10

night. It's so

38:12

dumb. Like he was terrified. Yeah, I

38:14

mean, rightfully so. He was about to

38:16

be swept into the ocean. He was

38:18

so scared that the rescue people were

38:20

there and he was still like frozen

38:22

in the position that he was. He

38:24

didn't move. You know? I

38:27

bet he doesn't hike again. I

38:29

hope not. I hope not. Because there should

38:31

be like a rule that if they have to come

38:33

and get you, you're not allowed to

38:35

do it anymore. You can't go for walks anymore. You can't go

38:37

for a walk. Another

38:41

rescue to tell you about this one

38:43

in Southwest Florida where a video shows

38:45

a deputy rescuing a woman from a

38:47

canal. To me,

38:50

it doesn't look like you could drown here,

38:52

but maybe you can, I guess. Here's the

38:54

story on this from NBC2. Yeah, it was

38:56

a family horseback riding along this canal

38:58

behind me who first noticed the woman

39:01

lying lifeless in the water. They

39:03

called 911 and within minutes the

39:05

deputy was here and pulling her to

39:07

safety. And it all happened just

39:09

in time too. 911,

39:13

what is your emergency? Yes, I'm

39:15

riding a horse and I think

39:17

it's a body or a

39:20

person in the canal. A woman

39:22

in the canal off Genoa Avenue

39:24

South near State Road 82 with

39:27

only her mouth above water. She's

39:30

alive, but I think she needs to need help.

39:32

Soon as possible, please. Yes, sir. Listen,

39:34

I need you to

39:36

stand the line. Minutes later, a

39:39

deputy arrives to help. She

39:42

on this side? As he runs to

39:44

the rescue. She in the water, is she out

39:46

of the water? No, she's in the water. She's

39:48

in the water. She's in the water. And

39:51

the canal. The family riding horses stays

39:53

on the line with operators. Oh,

40:01

he said oh, yeah,

40:04

he's realized hey horseback family,

40:07

maybe get off the horse and help her We

40:09

know we don't know how to swing I

40:13

don't know how to swing. Oh my god able

40:15

to grab and I can't I

40:20

got it out of the water Hey

40:23

direct him to me right here The

40:26

ambulance our deputy without hesitation Training

40:29

kicks in how you train is how

40:31

you perform? He goes right in the

40:33

water gets that woman out Works

40:37

to get her right to EMS and

40:40

thank God for his actions. He's a hero

40:42

We save lives Sheriff Carmine Marcino says

40:44

so are the people who called for help

40:47

You can see them here in the background of

40:49

the deputies body cam video You

40:56

don't have a lot of homes not a lot of

40:58

traffic coming by as far as foot traffic But

41:01

miraculously we have people on horses going

41:03

by see it and say it makes the

41:05

call seconds matter in these situations Especially

41:09

when you don't know Also,

41:13

it's a stuff going on first of all potential

41:15

drowning secondly the hazards of an

41:17

alligator moccasins, you know It's it's

41:19

critical that we get to that

41:21

patient and every second can change

41:23

the outcome The

41:28

woman is okay today and deputies are

41:30

still working to find out exactly how

41:33

she ended up in the canal in

41:35

the first place Could have been

41:37

a family of jockeys very small Very

41:39

small people doesn't make sense because all he did

41:41

was reach it like it took him one

41:44

second to rescue her Yeah, he just

41:46

reached in and pulled her to the

41:48

shore. She was right there like okay

41:52

I'm gonna say something go ahead. What

41:55

if I see something floating in the canal

41:59

and it looks like a lifeless body.

42:02

I'm not going in after it probably. Like

42:04

if I think it's dead,

42:06

like do you think that they thought

42:09

that this was a dead body? No, they

42:11

said she's breathing. Oh geez.

42:13

In the call they said she's breathing so I don't

42:15

understand why they didn't know. The

42:17

alligators and water bottles. Yeah, that's probably harder.

42:19

The water bottles. They don't want to go

42:22

in. If you're jockey size that's like... You're

42:24

gonna risk your life. That's a little morsel

42:26

for an alligator. So trust no one, help

42:28

no one, even when a woman's drowning. Don't

42:32

they have... Listen, if you're on

42:34

horseback shouldn't you have a rope?

42:37

Yeah, you should. I'm not

42:39

sure why you... Because it

42:42

looked like they even stayed

42:44

far away. They didn't even

42:47

go closer. It

42:51

doesn't make sense. Look, here's the red right?

42:54

There he is. He approaches the water and she's

42:56

out of the water. But also the rescue

42:58

took a second. She also like sat right

43:00

up. So at one point do

43:02

you think that they were like, get

43:04

out! LA, get out! She's like, no!

43:07

Maybe she didn't want to go? I don't know what

43:09

the hell she is. I

43:11

gotta assume it's from real... I don't mention

43:13

that she's, you know, under surveillance or I

43:15

don't know. It doesn't make any sense at

43:17

all. No, it really doesn't. I

43:20

don't know how you end up in a canal. But

43:23

hey, in the middle of nowhere. Latinos

43:26

on horseback maybe step in next time. Oh

43:28

look, he's kind of a beautiful photo. There

43:30

they are right on the ground. I never

43:33

noticed that there they are in the sunset.

43:35

You are fine. I

43:40

just expect him to do like the high

43:42

horse. The horse to go up on two

43:44

feet. Don't be the dialer. Try and help

43:46

in that situation because it could be life

43:49

or death. Well,

43:54

not something you hear every day. Detroit's

43:58

Batman has been a arrested

44:00

so sad when a sad moment in

44:03

time you know Batman would get arrested

44:05

from time to time though yeah sometimes

44:07

they don't like vigilante justice yep it's

44:09

true at a trite

44:11

man arrested for allegedly driving while

44:13

intoxicated I don't

44:16

even watch for a new in the county of

44:18

Michigan this

44:22

guy's name is

44:25

Jamal Batman pretty

44:28

cool 42

44:31

year old Jamal Batman see he just had

44:33

one of those moments like I had we're

44:35

just out of nowhere they said do you

44:37

want to change your name and

44:39

he was like yes Batman I do

44:41

Batman Jamal Batman I was out of

44:44

it in

44:47

the 84th district court on

44:49

the charges of operating while intoxicated

44:52

one count of possession of cocaine one

44:55

count of open intoxicants in vehicle

44:57

one count of driving while license

44:59

revoked Batman's bond was

45:01

set at a hundred thousand dollars happened

45:05

about three o'clock in the morning the

45:07

other day according to the police

45:09

news release what are the

45:11

chances if you've changed your

45:13

last name to Batman what

45:15

are the chances of you being arrested

45:17

in your life probably I yeah I

45:19

think so too because why you're a

45:21

wild card what do you think remember

45:23

we talked about Skywalker and

45:26

Skywalker got arrested as well yeah those

45:28

names do something when you are

45:31

wild enough to change

45:33

your last name to Superman or

45:35

Batman or Skywalker or Jedi

45:38

or whatever you're

45:40

usually up to something some

45:43

days I think that's the same

45:45

guy no it is not trying to see if

45:50

he had any social media or anything

45:52

it's so strange I

45:54

mean is that his given name no

45:57

way no like it's the last name

45:59

Batman If

46:01

they're a family in Detroit with the last

46:03

name Batman like It

46:05

was used to be Bateman. Maybe it

46:08

was Batman Wow,

46:10

I mean I've never heard a name Shocked

46:14

but I mean I guess Is

46:17

that his real middle name that we're seeing

46:19

there Roosevelt? It's Roosevelt.

46:21

It's interesting to be like the presidential

46:23

middle name, but then Batman. Yeah Is

46:28

Batman It's as it's a

46:30

surname. Huh? Jamal

46:33

Roosevelt Batman Like

46:35

that's a given name. He didn't wow. How cool

46:37

is that? I don't think that he would

46:39

go and it doesn't strike me as

46:41

a guy that would go and go through the paperwork

46:44

to change his name Yeah, there's a lot of people.

46:46

He's too busy drinking in the gravel. Yeah, you never

46:48

know. You never know. You're right though

46:51

They noticed an open bottle of tequila in

46:53

the car And

46:55

he appeared to be quite wasted and

46:58

that's when he was arrested and taken to the

47:00

Wexford County Jail He was taken out of the

47:02

patrol vehicle at the jail. That's when his cocaine

47:04

fell out of his pocket Man

47:14

they must have been real upset when

47:16

Batman came out. Yeah, I like

47:19

all great like this guy again No,

47:21

but a Batman was a thing before he

47:24

was born well him But I'm saying his

47:26

family like his ancestors as soon as Batman

47:28

came out like all great We're

47:30

never gonna hear the end of this Well

47:34

inmates in New York are suing

47:36

the state of Corrections Department Over

47:39

the decision to lock down

47:41

prisons during next Monday's

47:43

total solar eclipse The

47:46

suit filed Friday in federal court in upstate

47:48

New York argues that the April 8th lockdown

47:50

violates inmates constitutional rights

47:53

to practice their faith by

47:55

preventing them from taking part

47:57

in a religiously significant event

48:01

The plaintiffs are six men

48:04

all from different religious backgrounds

48:06

who are incarcerated at the

48:08

Woodbourn Correctional Facility. So

48:10

they want to go outside and watch the eclipse? Yep.

48:14

They include a Baptist, a Muslim,

48:16

a Seventh-day Adventist, two

48:18

practitioners of Santeria, and

48:21

an atheist. The complaint

48:23

reads, a solar eclipse is

48:25

a rare natural phenomenon with

48:28

great religious significance to many.

48:31

How bad are the crimes that these people

48:34

did? It's not

48:36

saying. Because, I mean, part of prison is you

48:38

don't get to do fun stuff, right? You

48:40

know? Part

48:42

of prison is, oh, it's prison.

48:45

So they can sometimes be like, no, you

48:47

can't do that fun thing. In

48:50

New York State. Hopefully they have

48:52

a clear day. It

48:54

will be cloudy here. I was going to

48:56

say, it's like, isn't it? You

48:58

got to drive to Indiana or something. I don't know. Oh

49:01

my God. I don't know where you have to drive

49:03

to. I can't remember, but it was like not doing

49:05

that. How many people have

49:07

planned to go somewhere where it is going

49:10

to be cloudy? Yeah, I don't know.

49:12

Because you had to book rooms and stuff, right?

49:14

A lot of the time ago. Yeah. A

49:16

lot of people probably didn't think about that. They were just

49:18

like, we're going to Finley, Ohio, and

49:20

we're going to see this. You're rolling the dice.

49:22

Here, it's always cloudy, so. It's

49:25

been cloudy for the last 72 days. So

49:28

this celestial event, which was last visible in

49:30

2017, won't be seen in the country again

49:34

until 2044. And

49:37

they say this warrants gathering,

49:39

celebration, worship, and prayer. You

49:42

know, it's funny because I was really like,

49:44

I don't really care about this. I've

49:47

seen what it looks like or whatever,

49:49

but I saw a video

49:51

of a total solar eclipse the

49:53

way that this one is going to be. And

49:55

I was like, you know what? I guess I

49:57

could see people wanting to see it.

50:00

to see it. Because for

50:02

the whole time it looks like it's just

50:04

going to be like a normal solar eclipse

50:06

like we've all, well not all, but we've

50:08

seen where it looks like a moon

50:10

is going in front of the sun. But

50:13

then for like a split second it's like

50:17

it explodes around the outside of the

50:19

moon. And like I

50:21

didn't realize it did anything like that. But

50:23

I was like- That's why I've been surprised

50:26

you haven't been so into it. I thought

50:28

they were four. I was like, there's probably

50:30

three or four of these that I've seen

50:32

like the partial ones or ones where the

50:34

moon was too far away so the whole

50:36

outline of the sun was always visible. And

50:38

I'm like, it's just okay. But

50:40

this one is going to look more

50:43

impressive. You won't

50:45

be able to see it. No, I'm not. You

50:48

can watch it live. You know, NASA. And

50:50

that's just it. I mean like you could- You

50:52

could watch it right now live. Just

50:55

go and look up what it looks like. Yeah,

50:58

I mean I know exactly what it's going to

51:00

look like. But I

51:02

mean I could see being

51:05

into it but where would you drive? It's

51:07

such a- it's so hit or miss with

51:09

clouds. Clouds ruin

51:11

a lot. I just have no eclipse passion whatsoever.

51:13

No, I don't. I don't care. I

51:15

think it's kind of cool but I will not go out of my way to

51:18

see it. Yeah. It is not anything

51:20

that really excites me that much. This

51:23

couple, they are super excited.

51:26

They've seen eclipses around the world and

51:29

they're sharing their top viewing tips

51:31

with WCVB TV in Boston. Take

51:34

a listen. It's

51:36

a really, really unique experience.

51:40

One that you will never forget for the rest

51:42

of your life. Imelda Josun and

51:44

Edwin Aguirre have been chasing eclipses

51:47

for nearly four decades and on

51:49

five different continents. They're

51:51

very excited about the North American eclipse coming

51:53

up this Monday. It's not

51:55

just seeing daytime turn

51:57

into night. You're going to see the three hundred-

52:00

60 degree sunset colors. The

52:03

temperature is going to drop. Sometimes

52:06

almost 10 degrees or a little bit more than 10

52:08

degrees. But unlike other

52:10

eclipse chases they've gone on, this

52:12

one has Imelda and Edwin a

52:14

little more nervous. Normally, we can,

52:17

you know, we look at the long range

52:19

forecast and we can say, hey, you know,

52:21

we can observe an event on

52:24

this day at that location because

52:26

we know it's going to be clear. But

52:28

all of a sudden the weather

52:31

changes and it's not. We're

52:33

getting a lot more clouds than

52:35

usual. Imelda and Edwin have contingency

52:37

plans in place to be able

52:39

to travel just about anywhere from

52:42

here in the northeast all the

52:44

way to Texas, packing their telescopes,

52:46

binoculars, cameras and most importantly, proper

52:48

eye protection. No eclipse is

52:50

worth losing your eye sight. That's

52:53

our motto. High powered telescopes

52:55

and cameras are great if

52:57

you have them. But chances are you don't

53:00

have them. But I'll bet you you do

53:02

have some things laying around your house that

53:04

will allow you to safely view this eclipse.

53:06

Six pairs of sunglasses. First eclipse

53:08

viewers. Probably hard to find right now, but

53:10

if you do have them, there's something important

53:13

to look for. And you

53:15

would notice inside, it

53:17

has the markings ISO. The

53:19

ISO dash one, two, three, one, two.

53:21

Oh, hold on. Let me write that

53:24

down. If you don't see those numbers

53:26

on your glasses, toss them. Careful.

53:28

Then raid the kitchen. You can use a colander

53:30

or a strainer. Oh, that's

53:33

it. Oh my God, I'm doing that. Everyone's

53:35

going to ask. Anything you need to hold.

53:38

And you project it on a piece

53:40

of paper and you'll see tiny

53:42

crests forming. Just remember that

53:44

anything you project onto a piece of

53:47

paper or screen is safe to look

53:49

at, but do not look directly through

53:51

those pinholes. You want to be safe.

53:54

You want to see many more eclipses, not

53:56

just this one. Damn your

53:59

charismatic Edwin. Yeah, it is. It

54:01

was damn right. Has anyone went blind?

54:04

Probably. Oh, yeah. I'm sure

54:07

they have, yeah. I

54:09

mean, I remember this, when

54:11

I was a kid, this happened, and in

54:13

school they took it real seriously. They had

54:15

the baguettes and all that. They scared the

54:17

bejesus out of us. Yeah, because I think

54:20

I was, I remember... Put the glasses on.

54:22

Yeah, I remember, so the

54:25

first one, I was like in

54:27

kindergarten, and they scared the

54:29

bejesus out of us. And then the next

54:31

one, I was older, and I remember they

54:33

made us all stay inside, much like

54:36

a prison lockdown, and they

54:38

pulled the blinds all closed, because they were

54:40

so worried that any one of us was

54:42

going to look at this. But

54:48

I went to a Catholic school, and I think

54:50

they were worried about paganism. A little more, though.

54:53

They didn't provide the glasses? No.

54:56

They didn't... They were afraid they'd trust

54:58

the kids. They didn't trust kids, and

55:00

they were like, one of these morons

55:03

is going to just flat-out look at

55:05

the... Yeah. Yeah, they made us

55:07

make glasses. That doesn't sound safe. Oh my

55:09

God. Yeah, they didn't care about us. Did they have special numbers on

55:11

there? was what you used to look at. The

55:19

president looked right at us, so any of

55:21

us can. He

55:31

looked right at us. They

55:35

say, though, there's a lot of

55:37

fake eclipse

55:41

glasses being sold. So you're trying to

55:43

be very careful. Yeah, I mean, how

55:45

many people, just because of the shape

55:48

of those things, are going to have

55:50

old, like, 3D glasses and just go

55:52

outside and be blinded? How many blind

55:54

idiots will there be this time next

55:56

week? I Think they don't really

55:59

go blind a lot. But. They

56:01

definitely do some damage to their eyes for

56:03

a certain amount of can be permanent or

56:05

temporary. Adams yes new worse I know my

56:07

busy Lisa with a colander on or had

56:09

an. Hour or so.

56:13

People know my neighbors. You don't put

56:15

a colander on your head, know, you

56:17

know? calendar? Like the

56:19

on the ground or something like. You

56:21

can see why I chose his route

56:23

through. You can put a. Gun

56:27

put a towel lowrider down. Since.

56:31

I think there's probably some burleson is wearing Hollanders

56:33

right on your way. I reiser it isn't really

56:36

a myth and submitted it's the right it is.

56:38

good luck to. don't go blind. Dot.

56:40

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it's all on the way first though

59:38

and sports news new details have essentially

59:40

linked rishi rice to to be a

59:43

goals in that crash in dallas here's

59:45

the latest on that story now from

59:47

and b c dallas fort worth is

59:49

morning there are lingering questions about who

59:52

was behind the wheel of the web

59:54

redeeming and er ved seen in this

59:56

video police say they were both rambling

59:59

at a fi raiders speed before losing

1:00:01

control and causing a six vehicle crash

1:00:03

sending two people

1:00:06

to the hospital.

1:00:09

Of course still more lingering questions

1:00:11

about who these people were leaving

1:00:13

the crash site from the vehicle

1:00:15

seen in these TMZ sports pictures.

1:00:18

And police say those people did not

1:00:20

stop to see if anyone was injured.

1:00:23

Now according to our partners at the

1:00:25

Dallas Morning News the Corvette is also

1:00:27

owned by or leased by Rice. Lamborghini

1:00:30

is listed on the Dallas based luxury

1:00:32

car rental website called Classic Lifestyle. Now

1:00:34

an attorney for that company said

1:00:36

it was leased to Rice. NBC 5

1:00:39

also spoke to an attorney for

1:00:41

one of the victims who gave details

1:00:43

about the injuries from the crash. Definitely

1:00:47

dealing with a very real concussion and

1:00:50

being beaten up. Just a matter of physics

1:00:52

that's unavoidable. The

1:00:55

nature of physics which is excuse me the nature of

1:00:57

concussions which are brain injuries as you don't really know

1:00:59

if they're going to fade away in

1:01:01

72 hours or be problems for the

1:01:03

next 72 years. Now as

1:01:06

far as the Chiefs the team's president

1:01:08

was on a Kansas City radio station

1:01:10

KCMO and addressed the

1:01:13

incident. Yeah I

1:01:15

think that in all these situations you have

1:01:17

to wait until you have all the facts

1:01:19

and frankly we don't have all the

1:01:21

facts at this point. We'll get to the bottom of

1:01:23

it. We'll get we'll gather the facts and then we'll

1:01:25

react accordingly. State Senator Royce

1:01:28

West is Rice's attorney in this matter.

1:01:30

He released a statement saying quote Rishi

1:01:32

is cooperating with local authorities and will

1:01:35

take all necessary steps to address this

1:01:37

situation responsibly. West also said that Rice's

1:01:39

thoughts were with everyone who was impacted

1:01:42

by the crash. Now as of this

1:01:44

morning Rice's name has not appeared on

1:01:46

any Dallas County jail records but again

1:01:48

it is still unclear if he will

1:01:50

face any charges. Yeah

1:01:54

it's a weird one. I've

1:01:57

got so many concussions you guys. everything

1:02:01

yeah why did I walk away

1:02:03

all my concussions sense yeah don't

1:02:07

worry we'll save concussions I'm

1:02:09

sure he's had a few yeah I'm sure

1:02:11

yeah you know what wasn't that silver case

1:02:14

what was in the silver case that they were taken

1:02:16

out of that the car why is that the only

1:02:18

thing you take yeah I don't know

1:02:20

what's going on there hmm so what firearms

1:02:22

or drugs I think that

1:02:24

was kind of the rumor that was floating around

1:02:27

allegedly was that $1,700 a day to

1:02:29

rent that Lamborghini probably

1:02:32

probably what that f well it's a

1:02:34

Lamborghini and plus though so how much

1:02:37

about Lamborghini you know how much I

1:02:39

mean I wouldn't number one I don't

1:02:41

know how those places are even I

1:02:43

don't know around because everyone crashes them

1:02:47

that could get me a Ford Focus for like a month

1:02:50

maybe yeah you afford focus for like three

1:02:52

years yeah I guess he's not worried about

1:02:54

this no no he could be soon

1:03:06

yeah you're right he

1:03:09

may need I will say though that that

1:03:11

doesn't sound like an owner with any plans

1:03:13

on cutting someone loose because it's always like

1:03:15

let's gather all the facts and like the

1:03:17

Lions just had their own deal yeah they

1:03:19

just released a person they didn't have all

1:03:21

the facts that's true all the

1:03:23

facts weren't in yeah I didn't have someone come out

1:03:25

back to a worse oh yeah no no question

1:03:29

I mean they

1:03:31

did cause a six-car pile-up he

1:03:33

just wanted the Super Bowl though

1:03:35

yeah yeah yep that's why we

1:03:38

gotta crunch these numbers real quick

1:03:41

but when he

1:03:47

leased the Lamborghini he said he would be the

1:03:49

only one driving it oh I don't know about

1:03:52

that well yeah no he did no

1:03:54

I mean I'm just saying I don't know if he was the

1:03:56

only one driving it no yeah for sure but that's

1:03:58

what you have to say when you yeah Lees

1:04:00

it or rent it. Yeah Monday nights,

1:04:03

Iowa versus LSU game was

1:04:05

the most watched women's college

1:04:07

basketball game in history I

1:04:09

bet Yeah beat

1:04:11

out some NBA

1:04:14

Finals game like the numbers were crazy.

1:04:16

Damn. He built up a lot of

1:04:18

drama. Mm-hmm. Yeah Caitlin and Reese. Yeah

1:04:22

Good, it's good game. Yeah, and I'm

1:04:24

sure that'll you know, do you

1:04:26

think it'll be as big going into the finals? Or

1:04:29

yes, yes, typically about that rivalry. Well,

1:04:31

let me help but I think it'll

1:04:33

be Watched I

1:04:35

think it'll be gigantic this

1:04:38

next game will be gigantic and then next year

1:04:41

Without way down. Yeah, I agree.

1:04:44

Way down. I mean

1:04:46

Clark's one of the best College

1:04:48

women's basketball players ever. Yeah up there with like

1:04:50

the greats. Yeah, the terraces and all that

1:04:52

stuff Yeah, I don't know who you're talking about.

1:04:54

But yeah You

1:04:58

nailed it you

1:05:01

nailed it I always thought Tarasi Well

1:05:06

as we move on to celebrity dirt the

1:05:08

force It's okay. I'm

1:05:10

still here. The force is strong with george

1:05:12

lucas. He's officially the

1:05:15

richest famous person in the

1:05:17

world According

1:05:20

to Forbes 2024 list

1:05:22

of celebrity billionaires George

1:05:25

Lucas comes in at five point five

1:05:27

billion dollars Not bad for just coming

1:05:29

up with like a cowboy. I'm pretty

1:05:31

faced movie. Yeah, pretty cool. I came

1:05:34

up with Star Wars Yeah, I watched

1:05:37

I watched Buck Rogers Also

1:05:39

watched a couple of World War two movies

1:05:41

inspired a lot by World War two Yeah,

1:05:43

kind of there's a bomber movie and we

1:05:46

did basically did the same thing I

1:05:49

got a really weird beard. Yeah, my neck is

1:05:51

crazy It is all

1:05:53

that money and you still have that net.

1:05:55

You know, you gotta pay for that neck His

1:06:00

buddy Steven Spielberg is next at 4.8

1:06:02

billion. Michael

1:06:05

Jordan at number three with 3.2 billion.

1:06:09

Oprah Winfrey at 2.8 billion. And

1:06:13

Jay-Z at 2 and 1.5 billion, round

1:06:16

out the top five. Kim

1:06:18

Kardashian next at 1.7 billion. Dang.

1:06:22

Yep. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it

1:06:25

is. Like that always, I can't think about that

1:06:27

too much, because it's going to make me mad.

1:06:30

But it blows my mind. Yeah. She's

1:06:32

worth 1.7 billion. Director

1:06:34

Peter Jackson, 1 and 1.5 billion.

1:06:38

He must have got a sweet deal on

1:06:40

Lord of the Rings then, or something. He

1:06:42

must have had like merchandise or something. Yeah,

1:06:45

that's a lot of money. Then

1:06:47

at number eight, it's a tie between Tyler

1:06:49

Perry and Rihanna. They've

1:06:52

each got 1.4 billion. Tiger

1:06:56

Woods at 1.3 billion. And

1:06:59

appearing on this billionaires list

1:07:01

for the first time, Taylor

1:07:03

Swift. She

1:07:05

just topped a billion. She's got 1.1

1:07:07

billion. Thanks in

1:07:09

part to her record-breaking tour.

1:07:13

Yeah. Yep. Also,

1:07:16

the guy who created Law and Order.

1:07:19

What's that? He made like 100 shows. Dick

1:07:22

Wolf. Oh, why did I add that? I

1:07:24

don't know who Dick Wolf is. I just know it

1:07:26

because I've always laughed at his name. I've

1:07:29

always laughed at his name, and my grandma watched

1:07:31

hours and hours. Dick

1:07:34

Wolf. Executive producer Dick Wolf. Dick Wolf.

1:07:36

Geez. He's worth 1.2 billion. Wow,

1:07:40

man. And that's all Law and Order

1:07:42

stuff, right? Yep. Those are the biggest

1:07:44

things. There's been 17 different versions of it. That's it.

1:07:46

He's been in TV since they had a lot of

1:07:48

money. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right.

1:07:51

You're right. Back to TV

1:07:53

made money. Yep. Old

1:07:56

Dick was getting his name. This

1:07:58

is your fault. Plus, he would be. Every

1:08:00

night he was making money, right? You

1:08:02

know, it was like what well

1:08:05

all those are syndicated now There's like 300

1:08:07

million episodes. Oh my god. Anytime you turn

1:08:09

on a TV, you'll see a version of

1:08:11

law and order somewhere Yeah, I've never watched

1:08:14

a second of it. No me. Oh you

1:08:16

haven't know me either It's not my thing.

1:08:18

I've watched a lot of it none of

1:08:20

those things which is weird too because like

1:08:23

I love True

1:08:25

crime and I'll watch like a lot

1:08:27

of like the murder shows and killer

1:08:30

thing Yeah, but I don't have

1:08:32

any desire to watch like a

1:08:34

fake one You

1:08:36

know or courtroom drama or presidential

1:08:38

West Wing drama No, no, the

1:08:40

only one I watched was the

1:08:43

weird thing I can't ever

1:08:45

go back to with Kevin Spacey. That

1:08:47

was the only presidential thing that I've What

1:08:50

was that called? So

1:08:53

good until he met and I never saw the

1:08:55

end either cuz I was no I gave up

1:08:57

done even though I love Robin Right. Yeah, me

1:08:59

too. Yeah. Yeah, this dude has

1:09:02

done I mean all the law and

1:09:04

orders right fifty seven different versions of them, but

1:09:06

all the homicide shows Yep, all

1:09:08

the FBI shows FBI International FBI

1:09:10

most wanted FBI every night. I'll

1:09:12

go PD Chicago med Chicago fire

1:09:14

All the LA fire and rescue.

1:09:17

Yeah law and order the regular

1:09:20

one of course New

1:09:23

York undercover Anything that

1:09:26

has anything to do with any of

1:09:28

the forces? Well,

1:09:32

he probably just like wrote one season of it

1:09:34

too and then the rest of the time just

1:09:36

collected money Yeah, you're right because law and order

1:09:38

UK law and order LA law and order Toronto

1:09:41

a Oh my

1:09:43

god Law

1:09:46

and order Toronto We

1:09:48

got a Took

1:09:56

like a couple two fours and then he's got on

1:09:58

his 10 speed bike And it's brutal.

1:10:04

We got two crooks today. You're right. We'll

1:10:06

call it a double-double there. Yeah, a double-double time,

1:10:08

eh? The Canadian guy

1:10:10

takes off his sunglasses. Miami

1:10:16

Vice, his career has

1:10:19

been going on for a long time. Yeah.

1:10:22

Well, I'll never forget

1:10:24

that he introduced me to Sam Waterston. Yeah,

1:10:27

you did. That's his dream. And

1:10:30

most of his stuff is based on real

1:10:32

cases, right? I don't know. I think he

1:10:35

would just like see what's going on in

1:10:37

crime and then be like, well, that's our

1:10:39

episode this week. Well, isn't that basically what

1:10:41

all those shows do? Like the hospital

1:10:44

one that we all watch for one season

1:10:46

or whatever. They

1:10:48

just wait for something to actually happen in real

1:10:50

life and then they're like, oh, okay, let's. I

1:10:53

think they had to make it up though after a while,

1:10:55

right? Well, sure. I mean, we never watch them. We never

1:10:57

watched. I have no idea. It's season 25 now. No,

1:11:00

no joke. It was just renewed yesterday

1:11:02

for season 21. Makes

1:11:05

it the longest running primetime medical

1:11:08

drama in TV history. Yeah,

1:11:11

I mean, I can't. It's really bad. I

1:11:13

can't believe it. And anyone who walked away

1:11:15

from that show just walked away from just

1:11:17

giant paychecks their whole life. I

1:11:19

mean, I guess I can understand it. You're like,

1:11:21

really? They had enough money and yeah. Really? I'm going

1:11:24

to make the same show every

1:11:26

night. Kill you. Yeah.

1:11:29

What's nuts about it is there's a guy I went to school

1:11:32

with who was on that show as a doctor. Like

1:11:34

he's an actor now and he was on it as a doctor. So

1:11:37

that just shows how long, like

1:11:39

he's old enough to be a doctor on the show

1:11:41

now. Yeah. Man. We've

1:11:44

been around forever. Yeah. So

1:11:46

is that. Yeah. Yeah.

1:11:48

Yeah. Dave's Anatomy. I'm living

1:11:51

through it here. Yeah. It's been

1:11:53

a tough year for Ashton Kutcher, but you can argue it's all been self-inflicted.

1:11:57

First, he and his wife Mila Kunis got nailed to

1:11:59

the wall for writing letters of support

1:12:01

for convicted rapist Danny Masterson. And

1:12:04

now Ashton Kutcher is getting dragged

1:12:06

down by his association with Diddy,

1:12:09

who's facing charges of rape

1:12:11

and sex trafficking. Ashton

1:12:14

and Diddy have been great friends for

1:12:16

decades. Ever since Ashton

1:12:18

was hosting Punk'd on MTV. So

1:12:21

that already doesn't look good, but

1:12:23

a video just resurfaced that definitely

1:12:26

makes things worse. Back in 2019,

1:12:28

Ashton was on the YouTube show

1:12:30

Hot Ones. And the

1:12:32

host asked him if he had any

1:12:34

stories from the many Diddy parties he's

1:12:36

attended. He replied, well,

1:12:38

I've got a lot I can't

1:12:41

tell. And

1:12:43

then he paused to think further and said,

1:12:45

nope, I actually can't tell that one either.

1:12:48

He never did tell a single

1:12:50

party story. He just

1:12:52

diverted into talking about their friendship

1:12:54

instead. Well, here's the thing.

1:12:56

Diddy had a lot of money and Ashton

1:13:00

was always trying to raise money for

1:13:03

different things. So I think a

1:13:05

lot of times like these real wealthy people that have

1:13:07

a lot of stuff

1:13:10

going on, people

1:13:13

put stuff to the side because they realize, well,

1:13:15

this is really going to help my foundation or

1:13:17

this is really going to help this and you

1:13:20

know, um, and

1:13:22

they ended up being tied into them. But

1:13:25

I think like if you look at just

1:13:27

the Bieber stuff and all that, I feel

1:13:29

like maybe it's possible that

1:13:31

Diddy liked to be surrounded by good

1:13:33

looking men. Yeah.

1:13:37

Oh yeah. Maybe, maybe that's

1:13:39

a thing that he liked. Part

1:13:42

of it. Uh, a source

1:13:44

says that Ashton and Mila are staying as far

1:13:46

away from this chaos as possible after

1:13:48

the beating they took over the Danny

1:13:50

situation. That beating caused Ashton to step

1:13:52

down as chairman of the board of

1:13:55

a foundation that he and his then

1:13:57

wife, Demi Moore set up. the

1:14:00

exploitation of children. Thanks.

1:14:04

Yeah. You know when, um, hmm... I

1:14:09

was like, I don't know. It's like

1:14:11

one of those things where, like, you get involved in something

1:14:13

and then you feel so bad about it, you start a

1:14:15

foundation about it. Oh my

1:14:17

God. If you're a huge advocate... You

1:14:20

feel so bad about some of the stuff that

1:14:22

you're like, I should start a

1:14:24

foundation. I mean, who knows how much he knew. But

1:14:26

if you're a huge advocate for

1:14:29

human trafficking... Yeah. And

1:14:32

you're attending every one of Diddy's parties and this is all

1:14:34

the stuff he's been accused of... Yep. It

1:14:38

doesn't look great. No, it

1:14:40

does not. Nope. Not at all. Chicken

1:14:44

or the egg? Like

1:14:46

we said, a lot of these foundations are BS. Yeah.

1:14:48

Yeah. It's more about the PR than it

1:14:51

is actually helping people. Yep. So

1:14:54

this next story is kind of nuts

1:14:56

and it's blown up online over the

1:14:58

past 24 hours, but apparently, Facebook

1:15:02

let Netflix see

1:15:04

all of your direct messages

1:15:08

so they could tailor content

1:15:11

as part of a close collaboration between

1:15:13

the two tech giants. Hmm.

1:15:18

Well, I just think

1:15:20

it's funny that people get upset about that.

1:15:22

They should just know. I

1:15:25

think a lot of people are under the assumption

1:15:27

that Facebook is like a government program that's free.

1:15:30

In private. Free in

1:15:32

private. And also that your

1:15:34

messages are like, just watch

1:15:37

the news and realize like a

1:15:39

guy sent a joke in

1:15:42

an airport on his

1:15:44

phone and the

1:15:46

government scrambled fighter

1:15:48

jets because he said a

1:15:51

joke about a plane

1:15:54

and fighter jets were in the air. He

1:15:56

just thought I'm on my phone. I'm

1:15:59

sending a text. to someone

1:16:01

was reading

1:16:04

every text in an airport,

1:16:06

like everything. So

1:16:10

nothing that you do is unknown. Everyone

1:16:14

knows everything. I just watched this. It was like,

1:16:16

I think on Vice, it was like they did

1:16:18

an interview with an anonymous person that was one

1:16:21

of the Facebook moderators. Oh, yeah. So their job,

1:16:23

their whole job at Facebook was just to look

1:16:25

at all the most disturbing, horrible things and make

1:16:27

sure that it doesn't get on Facebook. And

1:16:30

then they were talking about how that mentally affected them

1:16:32

over years. And like Facebook was like, well, we got

1:16:34

somebody you can talk to, but that's all we're going

1:16:36

to do about it. Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:39

Yeah. Oh

1:16:42

my God. You better believe it. You're right. You

1:16:45

guys didn't get me in any therapy though. Better

1:16:47

help. Better help. Figure it out. Figure it out

1:16:49

for yourself. Use my code. Figure

1:16:52

it out for yourself too. Use my code Jason. Good

1:16:54

luck. You can use

1:16:56

it Jason. Use your code. Use my

1:16:58

code. Okay. That's for you bud.

1:17:00

I'm over it. One free month at

1:17:02

a discount. No, I just had a couple kids and

1:17:04

got married. That's what it made me do. Yeah. I

1:17:07

tried to stop you. So back to this lawsuit

1:17:10

here, Facebook's parent company, Meta,

1:17:12

allegedly allowed Netflix to look

1:17:14

at its users' direct messages

1:17:16

for nearly a decade to

1:17:20

help Netflix better tailor content to its own

1:17:22

users according to this explosive lawsuit. What could

1:17:24

they find out? What would it be me

1:17:26

talking to my ... I must think I

1:17:29

like a lot of ant movies because it's

1:17:31

the only time I direct message someone is

1:17:33

one of my ants. And

1:17:35

I will say this, for 10 years

1:17:38

of access to all of our stuff,

1:17:40

for you to consistently have nothing for

1:17:42

me to watch is

1:17:44

shameful. It is shameful. I

1:17:47

shouldn't have a single day where I'm like,

1:17:50

I can't find it. You know everything about me.

1:17:53

I assume they're talking about Facebook

1:17:55

Messenger, right? Not all of

1:17:57

our texts. Yeah, that's what they're talking about, Facebook

1:17:59

Messenger. A lot of people

1:18:01

talk that way. A lot of

1:18:04

people talk that way. Court documents

1:18:06

recently unsealed, kind

1:18:09

of revealed this major antitrust lawsuit

1:18:11

against META, and they appear

1:18:14

to have exposed the intricate relationship between

1:18:16

these two big players in Silicon

1:18:19

Valley. The class action

1:18:21

lawsuit alleges Netflix and Facebook

1:18:23

enjoyed a special relationship with

1:18:26

the social media platform giving the

1:18:29

streaming site access to user data

1:18:32

without users being aware. They

1:18:35

also agreed to custom partnerships and

1:18:37

integrations to help

1:18:39

supercharge Facebook's ad targeting and

1:18:42

ranking models from at least 2011, thanks

1:18:46

to a personal relationship between

1:18:48

Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings and

1:18:51

Facebook's founder Mark Zuckerberg. I

1:18:55

mean, that's got to be like the new

1:18:57

gold, the new oil. It

1:19:00

is. Is our information. Information.

1:19:03

Absolutely. And I think all of

1:19:05

us, I don't think any of us have

1:19:07

a true understanding

1:19:09

of how would we

1:19:12

without seeing it, what

1:19:15

they can gather from

1:19:18

the collective information

1:19:21

that they have on all of us and

1:19:24

how easily manipulated we all are.

1:19:27

Right. Because think of all the stuff

1:19:29

that you order online and, you know,

1:19:31

Chuck, for you metal detecting stuff, fish,

1:19:33

all they're targeting everything towards you to

1:19:35

make you buy more and spend more.

1:19:37

To me, the more heinous stuff would

1:19:40

be like over time by suggesting certain

1:19:42

things to me, how can you change

1:19:44

the way I feel about something? Like

1:19:48

that to me is the stuff that's

1:19:50

like a wild, like, well, we know

1:19:52

we can't give him this full on

1:19:54

video and have him change

1:19:56

his mind. But if we take five years

1:19:59

and suggest Certain things to him by the

1:20:01

end of five years will he be on

1:20:03

our side on this thing? Maybe yeah,

1:20:06

the human mind is easily manipulated it Yeah,

1:20:08

there's people because of this information stuff that

1:20:10

have mastered it. Yeah, well, and they tried to

1:20:12

warn us, right? What was that social dilemma? Oh,

1:20:15

yeah, I can't like no They

1:20:18

were like shut it off Lawyers

1:20:22

alleged that within a month of

1:20:24

this guy Hastings joining Facebook's board

1:20:26

of directors Netflix and

1:20:28

Facebook signed an inbox API

1:20:31

That allowed Netflix access to

1:20:34

Facebook's users private message

1:20:36

inboxes I've

1:20:39

been off Facebook for 10 years, but I'm

1:20:41

still in a relationship with Zuck with that

1:20:43

Instagram. Yeah, I got that Graham, too Yeah,

1:20:46

I'm sure that means that they use No,

1:20:52

I didn't Know

1:20:54

people act like they're like

1:20:56

my letters in my phone calls Yeah

1:21:02

Shasters a

1:21:04

lot of people do use that Facebook

1:21:06

Messenger like video chat and they even

1:21:08

Yeah phone like yeah to call people

1:21:11

on there Only way to get a

1:21:13

hold of my parents if you want

1:21:15

to reliably get a hold of my

1:21:17

parents I'm funny send them a Facebook

1:21:19

message. They're gonna see it. They're gonna

1:21:22

see it quick Wow Text

1:21:25

good. Why they check that faster way.

1:21:27

Yes, you're right. There's not one and is

1:21:29

the only way I can communicate with her I don't think

1:21:31

she knows how to use her phone, but she knows how

1:21:33

to use fake. That's it. I'm telling you They

1:21:36

got a lot of old people data only

1:21:38

thing Netflix apparently is getting from me as my

1:21:40

dick pics I've sent a lot of those in

1:21:43

public messenger, right Facebook Messenger You

1:21:45

imagine what kind of what is like for

1:21:48

you on Netflix? Jeez

1:21:53

So that lawsuit is working its way through

1:21:55

the courts now financial

1:21:57

documents out of the United

1:21:59

Kingdom seem to show that

1:22:01

that Indiana Jones movie is

1:22:04

even worse than we thought. I

1:22:07

legit have seen half of it. I

1:22:09

don't think I'll ever see the other half. You

1:22:11

watched half of it. That bad. I was on

1:22:13

a plane. I started watching half of it. It

1:22:15

was so bad. You didn't want to play that.

1:22:17

You know what? I think I'm going to

1:22:19

just play the word game. You

1:22:21

turned it off. To play the word

1:22:24

game. Wow, that's so bad. Imagine that. Can

1:22:26

you imagine the word game? My God. I'm

1:22:29

trying to put the letters in the stupid ding. That.

1:22:32

S-A-T. Geez. They

1:22:35

say Disney lost over $130

1:22:37

million on the movie due

1:22:39

to an explosive budget that

1:22:41

included nearly $80 million to

1:22:43

try and make Harrison Ford

1:22:45

look younger. Yeah. Plus,

1:22:48

however much it cost them to do that again because

1:22:51

he was probably like, you don't know.

1:22:53

Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.

1:22:56

Money. Right. So,

1:22:58

the money production takes place in the United

1:23:00

Kingdom in order to capitalize on an incentive

1:23:02

for film companies that shoot there. The

1:23:05

25% cash reimbursement incentive means that many

1:23:08

studios create companies in the UK for

1:23:10

this purpose, but that means they also

1:23:12

have to have transparency.

1:23:15

They must file financial statements that

1:23:17

indicate staffing, salaries, costs, and any

1:23:19

reimbursement. These documents just revealed that

1:23:22

Disney lost $134.2 million on Indiana Jones and the

1:23:28

Dial of Destiny. And, as I said, 79 million

1:23:31

of that was

1:23:33

to de-age Harrison Ford in

1:23:36

a dramatic train chase scene. I

1:23:39

just can't believe they, I mean, they had the

1:23:41

crystal skull. Yeah. And

1:23:43

it's like that went really bad. Yeah. So, then

1:23:45

they were like, we're going to save it. Let's do

1:23:48

it again. They're like, that was even worse. Yeah. I

1:23:50

thought, you guys, you remember me. I was all in. You

1:23:53

know, we're all in because they sold us on.

1:23:55

And I guess in my head, I don't even

1:23:58

want to know what happens to Indy. I

1:24:00

really don't. I just, in

1:24:02

my head, the last

1:24:05

movie is the third one. Yep,

1:24:07

me too. Yeah. I envisioned it one

1:24:09

way. Yeah.

1:24:12

You thought it was going to really get me.

1:24:14

Yeah. And then it let you down.

1:24:16

Yeah. I remember you getting emotional at

1:24:18

the trailer. You were all fired up about it. Yeah, you

1:24:20

did that on purpose. They built it up of like, Indy's

1:24:22

last run, right? And we all fought, I think, at the

1:24:24

time. And like I said, I don't know how it ends,

1:24:27

so it might have ended the way we talked about. But

1:24:32

it was nostalgia. It was Indy's

1:24:34

last ride. Here we go. No.

1:24:38

Just dumb. Yeah,

1:24:40

it just seemed bad. It didn't

1:24:42

hit. The first three

1:24:44

are just, you got to leave it at that. Yeah. I

1:24:47

did watch the whole thing, but I was

1:24:49

not impressed by it at all. I was

1:24:51

expecting so much more. Even

1:24:53

though the movie made about 384 million

1:24:56

worldwide, the studio only receives half of

1:24:58

that, so which means Disney

1:25:00

lost 134 million on that movie. I'm

1:25:05

sure they were expecting it to be like this gigantic

1:25:07

blockbuster too. They were just hoping. I think they were

1:25:09

hoping. I think they knew it

1:25:11

was bad, though. I think they knew

1:25:13

it was bad. They had Harrison. Harrison's like

1:25:15

doing awkward interviews with everybody. I

1:25:18

will say, though, didn't he call

1:25:20

out the Crystal Skull one

1:25:22

for actually being bad? And I don't know

1:25:25

if he did that in this one. They

1:25:27

were probably like, you need to shut

1:25:30

up. You can't. We did 12 trillion

1:25:32

dollars, but you better shut your mouth,

1:25:34

Ford. You got to sign this because

1:25:38

you hurt our last one,

1:25:40

and he was just trying to

1:25:43

help you because no one should

1:25:45

survive a nuclear blast by getting

1:25:47

in a refrigerator. Yeah, that's so

1:25:49

true. It doesn't happen that way.

1:25:51

Meantime, Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor

1:25:53

might be the next dynamic duo

1:25:55

in Hollywood because their Roadhouse reimagining

1:25:57

just made history with 50 million

1:26:00

dollars. views since its debut which

1:26:02

sets a new record for Prime Video. The

1:26:06

numbers were shared about a week after the action

1:26:08

flick premiered on the streaming giant with

1:26:10

officials saying it attracted a ton of

1:26:13

eyeballs. If you haven't seen

1:26:15

it yet the project is a new spin on

1:26:17

the Patrick Swayze-led 1989 cult classic where a former

1:26:22

UFC fighter gets a job as a

1:26:24

bouncer at a Florida Keys Roadhouse. Prime

1:26:27

has got to be pretty confused they're like we built a

1:26:29

whole new Lord of the Rings series

1:26:32

and then this is what does it. Roadhouse

1:26:35

did it. Roadhouse. A remake of Roadhouse. With

1:26:39

Conor McGregor. Yeah we

1:26:41

don't know what's wrong. Can't

1:26:43

tell how to do entertainment. And I'll

1:26:45

say I had seen someone wrote it

1:26:47

on X or whatever that their advice

1:26:50

to sit down before

1:26:52

you watch Roadhouse the new Roadhouse

1:26:54

go back watch the old Roadhouse

1:26:56

and then turn your TV off.

1:26:58

Yeah like don't watch this.

1:27:02

Like that was their advice and I took that

1:27:04

to heart. I was like no I will not

1:27:06

watch it. That was kind of funny and I

1:27:08

feel like I believe that person. 59% on

1:27:12

Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah.

1:27:14

What does the original one get on Rotten

1:27:16

Tomatoes? Do

1:27:18

we know? Which was what year was that

1:27:20

1989? 43% no I mean you took a

1:27:22

movie that only scored

1:27:28

43% and redid it. And we're like

1:27:30

let's do it again. Like

1:27:32

that's crazy. That's so stupid. Someone said

1:27:34

the reviews the terrible reviews are

1:27:36

warranted. Conor McGregor is

1:27:39

awful. So you think

1:27:41

it's just promotion from Amazon Prime like 50 million

1:27:44

people. Yeah I do. You should

1:27:46

watch it too because then it

1:27:48

gets in your head like gosh.

1:27:50

Well it must be great. Must

1:27:52

be yeah. Because this is the

1:27:54

truth most streaming places never release

1:27:56

the numbers on anything. They

1:27:58

wanted always to be a mystery. And they're like

1:28:00

50 million. He said you've got would you wouldn't

1:28:02

you want to be one of 50 million? I

1:28:04

never watch Amazon Prime net hardly ever do either.

1:28:06

I watch the Lord of the Rings Yeah, there's

1:28:08

the Lord of they got me with Lord of

1:28:11

the Rings and then they have all every single

1:28:13

episode of Unsolved Mysteries Got

1:28:16

him with that boys on there, which is

1:28:18

good. Oh boy. I watch the boy a

1:28:20

lot of kid stuff, too Hmm, and

1:28:23

you know you guys saw some of those Did you

1:28:25

see some of those interviews that they were doing and

1:28:28

Conor McGregor was like, oh, yeah, like

1:28:30

oh my god He

1:28:32

was maybe on going

1:28:34

on or had the effects of something

1:28:37

Yeah, that was a Not

1:28:40

the best crazy to watch I'm

1:28:44

trying to see if I can find all they got to be

1:28:46

out there Yeah Yeah,

1:28:53

I'll just imagine it just

1:28:55

imagine a man shoulders going up Second

1:29:00

over and over and over again was

1:29:02

spasming. Hmm. Hmm Yeah,

1:29:06

he appears erratic and sweaty Yeah,

1:29:12

you're trying and I know

1:29:14

what I really appreciate the

1:29:16

effort Dave Technology goes against me.

1:29:18

Yeah, I know. Well, look at what

1:29:20

you got. Yeah, you know Look

1:29:23

at what you're doing bouncing around

1:29:25

something fierce Is

1:29:28

that one it? Yeah,

1:29:31

I think this is it. I don't know if he

1:29:33

swears. Well, this is yeah, we're not gonna listen to

1:29:35

it Oh, no knows what he says. This wasn't the

1:29:37

one this one was a wild one too just because

1:29:41

Yeah To me he

1:29:43

was lit. Mmm but

1:29:46

the one that he was I Think

1:29:49

he was just in a t-shirt or whatever where he

1:29:51

was just a show he was it looked Uncontrollable

1:29:53

like it was an uncontrolled. Oh, yeah, like it

1:29:55

was like he was spasming and he couldn't think

1:29:58

about it But,

1:30:00

uh... I

1:30:04

think Conor McGregor gets after it. Yeah,

1:30:06

I think Conor McGregor gets

1:30:08

after it. Yeah. Much

1:30:11

like many of my Irish cousins. Yeah, I

1:30:13

bet they're all... Spasming all the

1:30:15

way. You got them right now on

1:30:18

FaceTime. They be... Yes!

1:30:22

In music news, Jennifer Lopez

1:30:24

quietly renamed her tour after

1:30:26

ticket sales suck balls. Who

1:30:28

wants to go see Jennifer Lopez in concert?

1:30:31

I don't know. It was called This

1:30:33

Is Me Now after her latest album,

1:30:35

but the album tanked. So

1:30:38

now it's called This Is Me Live, the

1:30:40

greatest hits. Oh,

1:30:42

God. You don't have that many hits, J-Lo.

1:30:44

I don't know. You really, really... Two

1:30:46

songs that we know already. Does

1:30:49

she just get money because of just her ass?

1:30:51

Like, does she have, like, stocks in her ass?

1:30:53

Yeah, for sure. Can I buy some? Because

1:30:56

I don't know how she's so rich. She has products. Oh, yeah.

1:30:59

That's, like, the makeup and stuff, right? Yeah.

1:31:02

She's a product tour. She sells everything. That's

1:31:04

it. Okay, that makes more sense. She has

1:31:06

a booze now. Because I'm like, you were

1:31:08

in Anaconda. Yeah. Yeah, I

1:31:10

don't get it. I don't get it, yeah. And

1:31:14

they say she's clearly hoping to reel some fans

1:31:16

back in who probably aren't into the new stuff.

1:31:20

She even had to cancel seven tour stops a

1:31:22

few weeks ago due to weak ticket sales. That's

1:31:24

tough. Yeah. That's tough.

1:31:26

When she announced that tour, I thought, I

1:31:28

don't see a lot of people demanding

1:31:31

to go see J. Lo live. I think she

1:31:33

has probably an inflated... Yeah, I think so. I

1:31:35

think so. Yeah, I appreciate it. Also,

1:31:38

we know how much it costs now to go to

1:31:40

a show. Right. How

1:31:42

much do you get? Like, pay that much to go see

1:31:44

J. Lo. Like, pay that much to

1:31:46

go see somebody that at least has a

1:31:49

catalog of hits and maybe

1:31:52

some talent but wasted

1:31:55

on someone who's going to lip sync and get to

1:31:57

dance. I read an article how it's a problem for

1:31:59

a lot of... these aging pop stars

1:32:01

just in Timberlake's album tank, J.Lo's album

1:32:03

tank, once they reach you know they

1:32:05

kind of out of touch with that.

1:32:07

I hate to say about music but

1:32:10

you only have a finite amount of time

1:32:12

where I think you really get it. I

1:32:16

think it would be interesting to find a person

1:32:18

whose favorite song was Journey from the Block. I've

1:32:21

had to talk to them for a bit

1:32:23

because I've been there. Just as wild

1:32:25

as those in. The 100 people, the

1:32:27

family. You're right. That would

1:32:29

be interesting. I

1:32:35

wouldn't want to know. I would never want to know that.

1:32:38

No. I don't want to open that box.

1:32:40

It can't be anyone's favorite song. What's your favorite

1:32:42

song? It can't be. Easy. Journey

1:32:45

from the Block. It can't be. Don't be

1:32:47

fooled by the rocks that I've got. I'm

1:32:49

really scared. Do you think that there's someone

1:32:52

out there that that's their favorite? Of course

1:32:54

I can. Of course.

1:32:56

I think I

1:32:58

would hope that someone who loves

1:33:00

J-Lo that much, their favorite song

1:33:02

is a deeper cut from her

1:33:04

that we don't know. It's

1:33:09

probably not. It's probably Journey from the

1:33:11

Block. Oh

1:33:14

God, I never thought about that. I never

1:33:16

thought about it. There's somebody out there that

1:33:18

that's their favorite song and

1:33:20

they're living their life. No. Tell

1:33:23

me no. Of course. For

1:33:26

sure there is. Absolutely

1:33:29

their favorite song of all time.

1:33:32

Favorite song. It's tough to nail down a

1:33:34

favorite song in just

1:33:39

life. It's hard to nail it down. If

1:33:41

someone was just so sure

1:33:45

that Jenny from the Block was their

1:33:47

favorite, somebody bought those tickets. Oh yeah.

1:33:50

Yeah. I'm sure they did. I'm

1:33:52

going to go on her Instagram today and ask. Ask

1:33:55

your fans. It's an interesting

1:33:57

question. What

1:34:00

a weird person that has to be. And

1:34:04

what else are they into? Hold on, this is

1:34:06

the best part. Yeah. Oh,

1:34:09

shit. That's what they'd

1:34:11

say. Yeah. The guy's ruined

1:34:13

it! Yeah,

1:34:19

everybody got mesmerized by the video, I think. Yeah,

1:34:21

I mean, I only watched it on mute. No!

1:34:26

Yeah, you've never heard this song until just

1:34:28

now. Put her ass in a thong on

1:34:30

a boat. This was Ben, right? Oh, was that

1:34:32

the one that was the... Yeah,

1:34:34

the first time around. Yep.

1:34:38

My favorite song, you guys. Oh,

1:34:40

God. Oh, that's disturbed me. It

1:34:43

is. It's a dark thought. I'm

1:34:49

less disturbed by a man who moves to

1:34:51

the country and mails

1:34:55

bombs to people than I

1:34:58

am. What?

1:35:00

The Unabomber? I

1:35:03

understand the Unabomber more than

1:35:05

I understand someone whose favorite

1:35:07

song is Jenny from the Block. I

1:35:10

have way more in common with the

1:35:12

Unabomber. That's hilarious. Oh, my God. I

1:35:15

don't even think the FBI, if they were profiling, somebody

1:35:17

would know how to handle that. Oh. I

1:35:20

think their favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Oh,

1:35:22

my God. We've never even imagined that. Yeah. Start

1:35:25

a task force. I've never thought about it. I don't want...

1:35:27

I wish I never even

1:35:30

thought about it. No.

1:35:34

Andy's fault. Andy's fault. Andy's

1:35:36

dark mind. I did. I

1:35:38

got a lot of problems. Yeah, well.

1:35:42

You ever think about somebody like that? My

1:35:45

favorite song is Jenny from the Block and

1:35:47

Jesus Christ. Yeah. This

1:35:50

is why he's here. He comes up with the craziest... And

1:35:53

I have a history of drug use. It's

1:35:55

the only way it may fit in his

1:35:57

head. I'm so dark-sided. Yeah,

1:36:01

we'll take a break when we come back without mushrooms

1:36:04

What crazy thing happened to a couple out

1:36:07

for a walk does pubic hair grow faster

1:36:09

than the hair on your head? We'll

1:36:13

answer that has google

1:36:16

been saving all your incognito

1:36:18

searches Here

1:36:20

we go And

1:36:22

why did a douchebag of the day

1:36:24

shoot a gun in the air? All

1:36:27

that and more coming up when we return in just a

1:36:29

moment here on dave and chuck the freak Previously

1:36:32

on dave and chuck the freak a couple

1:36:34

years ago amber and I took her mom

1:36:36

to london We had heard about this incredible

1:36:38

tour guide that basically takes you everywhere. It

1:36:41

was great Yeah, so we found out their

1:36:43

friends of ours are going and we said

1:36:45

oh, hey if you only have a couple

1:36:47

of days You got to try and use

1:36:49

this guy. This is what happened. So this

1:36:52

is her. Hi there I got your contact

1:36:54

from amber and hunter. We would love to

1:36:56

f you for one day Let

1:36:58

me know how to proceed. That's what you guys did You

1:37:01

guys We

1:37:13

would love to book you for one day,

1:37:16

oh my god, at least he knew it was

1:37:19

typo Oh, I guess he was hoping Yes,

1:37:23

I did bang dave and For

1:37:26

one full day for one full night

1:37:29

full day. They were very satisfied Dave

1:37:33

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1:38:52

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1:38:54

What crazy thing happened to a couple out for a

1:38:56

walk? Has Google been saving

1:38:58

all your incognito searches and douchebag of

1:39:00

the day? Coming up, we'll start with

1:39:03

this. Here's

1:39:17

another thing, Chuck, you can

1:39:19

put in your, what's it called, your

1:39:21

gratitude journal? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

1:39:25

yeah. Oh, yeah. Today's the

1:39:27

day. Yeah. Started today. Put

1:39:29

in a journal. I'm thankful my grandpa wasn't

1:39:31

a meth dealer. Oh,

1:39:33

yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean,

1:39:36

it would be exciting. I

1:39:38

don't know. I

1:39:40

don't know. Florida man

1:39:42

faces multiple drug related charges

1:39:46

after law enforcement in Iowa

1:39:48

say they found a pound

1:39:50

of meth in

1:39:52

this old guy's car. Yeah,

1:39:56

yeah, it's a lot too much. I

1:39:59

don't know. Of

1:40:01

course, he was driving a PT

1:40:03

Cruiser on Highway 218. Oh man, just give

1:40:05

me the mess, I'll hop in the PT

1:40:07

Cruiser and head on out to Iowa. No

1:40:09

one will expect a thing to give me

1:40:11

a pound of mess. I

1:40:14

can't believe it, no. Well he was

1:40:16

speeding, that's why he got pulled over.

1:40:19

Wow, that's a... If you see an old person speeding,

1:40:21

they have to be on that. They have to be

1:40:23

on that, yeah. How

1:40:25

to? He was acting

1:40:28

erratically when they stopped

1:40:30

him and that's why they had

1:40:32

probable cause to search the vehicle. And

1:40:35

they discovered the pound of mess. 72

1:40:40

year old Steven Lorentz of Winterhaven

1:40:42

was arrested. There's

1:40:44

his mugshot there. Yeah, perfect

1:40:46

plan, honestly. It must have got pulled over,

1:40:48

I bet they wouldn't bother him in the

1:40:51

PT Cruiser. Oh my god, no. It

1:40:54

might have been one of the first PT Cruisers ever

1:40:56

to be pulled over. He

1:41:00

faces charges of possession of a controlled

1:41:02

substance with intent to deliver, drug

1:41:05

tax stamp violation... I

1:41:08

don't know. ...when Earth, the IRS wants your drug.

1:41:10

Yeah, they love it. You've been dealing drugs

1:41:12

this whole time? We've been dealing drugs. We've

1:41:15

been dealing the drugs. Yeah! How

1:41:17

much did we make? The

1:41:20

IRS brothers. Oh yeah. That's every

1:41:22

agent. You did so well

1:41:24

with all that math! Oh my god, you were good.

1:41:28

...also faces two counts of unlawful

1:41:30

possession of prescription drugs and

1:41:32

possession of drug paraphernalia. He

1:41:35

is in the Bremmer County Jail

1:41:39

awaiting release right now on a $25,000 cash bond that

1:41:41

has not been posted. So

1:41:43

someone doesn't want to get Grandpa out of jail.

1:41:47

Yeah, well Grandpa's probably been a handful...

1:41:49

...a handful life. You

1:41:52

know, you don't just start... No,

1:41:55

I don't think so. ...driving across the country. I don't

1:41:57

think so. You've been doing some other

1:41:59

stuff. I think that the drug people, they

1:42:01

enlist old people a lot. Cause

1:42:03

they don't look like the likely

1:42:05

suspects. I also feel like old

1:42:07

people need the cash

1:42:09

now more than ever. Oh

1:42:11

yeah, so there's a couple of reasons I guess they're

1:42:14

coming to play. I've seen old people get like basically

1:42:16

cavity searched at the airport too. Cause I

1:42:19

think they're onto it. Cause you think, oh

1:42:21

my God, that helpless little old

1:42:23

lady, why are they doing that? I don't

1:42:25

know why, I set off a detector. So

1:42:29

weird. Two pounds of weed under his eggy

1:42:31

titties. I don't know. I don't know.

1:42:33

But they seem to like every time it seems

1:42:35

they pull aside an old person. Yeah,

1:42:38

you know, grandparents it's changing. I

1:42:41

just had the good old run of the

1:42:43

mill alcoholic. Is

1:42:46

this your normal? Yeah normal. Is

1:42:48

this your normal alcoholic grandfather? Yeah,

1:42:51

not your meth dealing DT cruiser driving.

1:42:53

No, nope. Well,

1:42:56

two people in Indiana had

1:42:58

to be rushed to the hospital earlier this

1:43:00

week after they

1:43:03

got hit by an airplane. What?

1:43:06

What? Whoa. A single

1:43:08

engine plane fell out of the

1:43:11

sky. Dang. Yes.

1:43:14

And hit them. Um.

1:43:18

What a crazy day in your life. Okay, so I

1:43:20

thought, okay, you've been hit by an airplane. Dave is

1:43:22

gonna talk about people being hit by an airplane. They

1:43:25

must have been at an airport and just

1:43:27

like one was wheeling

1:43:29

out or something and they got hit. No, no, no.

1:43:33

An airplane landed on you. That's

1:43:36

when your time's up. Yep. It

1:43:39

should be. Here's the story of what

1:43:41

happened to them now from Fox 59. Take

1:43:43

a listen. This is the trail where those

1:43:45

two people were out for a walk when

1:43:48

that plane came falling out of the sky.

1:43:50

What is left of the aircraft now scattered

1:43:52

throughout here including what appears to be part

1:43:54

of the wing. The most extraordinary thing about

1:43:56

this crash though is that it appears the

1:43:59

main body went. right through that small

1:44:01

opening in the tree line before landing on

1:44:03

the other side of it and bursting into

1:44:05

flames. Oh yeah. One signal sent trap. We

1:44:07

just had an airplane crash north of the

1:44:09

airport. Then fire, we have a fire. The

1:44:11

plane was trying to land at the Delaware

1:44:14

County Regional Airport around 10 30

1:44:16

this morning when something went wrong. Airport

1:44:18

officials say it was the pilot's second

1:44:21

landing attempt. At some point he

1:44:23

decided he was going to circle back

1:44:26

and basically missed approach, circle

1:44:28

back, and this is what

1:44:30

happened. Electrical crews doing work nearby were

1:44:32

first on scene and extinguished the flames

1:44:34

that had engulfed the aircraft. The pilot

1:44:37

was entrapped in the wreckage on

1:44:39

arrival and had to use

1:44:41

cutter spreaders and a ram to extricate the

1:44:43

pilot from the aircraft. Two people taking a

1:44:46

stroll on the Cardinal Greenway Trail were injured

1:44:48

in the impact. They, along with the pilot,

1:44:50

were rushed to a nearby hospital where two

1:44:52

of them remain in serious condition tonight. That's

1:44:54

a bad day. It's very unfortunate. You know,

1:44:56

they're out doing some exercise and going for

1:44:59

a walk and next thing you know they're

1:45:01

being struck by a plane. The plane was

1:45:03

en route to Muncie from Bloomington and the

1:45:05

pilot was not local to the area. Adding

1:45:07

to the mystery, airport officials say the pilot

1:45:09

never made any May Day calls. Today

1:45:12

investigators combed through the wreckage looking for

1:45:14

some answers and hoping the survivors pull

1:45:16

through. It's very unfortunate we're praying for

1:45:18

the best for everyone involved. The NTSB

1:45:21

as well as the FAA will come

1:45:23

here and collect what is left of

1:45:25

this aircraft as part of their investigation

1:45:27

into what exactly happened here. Those investigations

1:45:30

can often take months if not years.

1:45:33

Am I the only one shocked that he would

1:45:35

have been up there by himself when it was

1:45:38

just his second time? Oh,

1:45:40

I think they meant it was his second time. Oh

1:45:43

my God, I thought it was his second time trying

1:45:45

to land. Like his first attempt to land didn't go

1:45:47

well. This was his second attempt to land. I thought

1:45:49

he was learning. He

1:45:52

was bad. He was

1:45:55

bad. He's not right

1:45:57

right now. No, no, it's amazing

1:45:59

that he's. even alive. It was a

1:46:01

fire right away. They're both expected to

1:46:03

survive. Well the people that were hit.

1:46:05

At planes and maps. No no, because

1:46:07

it was only the two that were

1:46:09

rushed to hospital, one

1:46:12

of them on the ground and the pilot. Oh

1:46:14

okay. You're just looking up at the sky every

1:46:16

day now when you're walking around out there. Yeah.

1:46:18

I live by an airport where all these little

1:46:20

planes are and it's like it's something I think

1:46:23

about. Yeah. They seem

1:46:25

to go down. You don't need any more

1:46:27

things to worry about Andy. I know, but

1:46:29

I do. I hear a plane a little

1:46:31

bit every time. I'm like, this might be

1:46:33

it. I almost feel

1:46:35

like though it'll be one that you

1:46:37

don't hear. Right. Because the engine will

1:46:40

have turned off. Just falling through the

1:46:42

sky. Falling silently. Just trying to go

1:46:44

for a walk. Trying to get some exercise and

1:46:46

that's what happens, right? Come on. The

1:46:48

last one I remember of these was that one that

1:46:50

happened on the beach a

1:46:52

long time ago. Plane

1:46:56

hit that person on the beach. Yes. Yeah.

1:46:58

Yeah. Killed them though. It killed

1:47:00

them. That didn't go as

1:47:02

well. With listening to music.

1:47:04

Listening to music. Yeah. Yeah.

1:47:06

We walked out of feeling

1:47:08

it. Tonight's gonna be a

1:47:10

good night. And then that

1:47:12

plane just landed right

1:47:14

on them. Yeah. That's Final Destination

1:47:17

style though, right? Sure it is. Right. Because the

1:47:19

odds have gotta be a trillion to one, right?

1:47:21

Yeah. You probably have better odds of winning the

1:47:23

powerball than you do of being hit by a

1:47:25

plane while that would throw off. Yeah. I agree.

1:47:27

Yeah. Absolutely. I

1:47:30

mean, you do have to watch where you

1:47:32

walk, I guess. Maybe don't walk right at

1:47:34

the runway spot. Yeah. But

1:47:37

you don't expect a plane to fly over

1:47:39

the sky. I expect everyone who's flying to

1:47:41

be able to land it. That's

1:47:44

not the case. I do.

1:47:46

He went through two trees that

1:47:48

I don't know how he's not

1:47:50

squished. Well, did you see

1:47:52

like it looked like it ripped the top off but

1:47:54

the seats were still intact. So maybe that's what. That's

1:47:58

what I was confused about in the, with the the body

1:48:01

they said the body went through there

1:48:03

yeah I thought it was the body

1:48:05

of the people who got hit no

1:48:07

body the plane plane yeah I thought

1:48:09

he said it way too casual another

1:48:15

freak accident to tell you about next

1:48:18

this involving a carney ride

1:48:21

young woman rushed to the hospital after

1:48:23

part of a carney ride broke off

1:48:25

and hit her yeah during

1:48:28

a student union event in the

1:48:30

UK I don't know if you

1:48:33

can even call these a freak

1:48:35

accident no carneys were

1:48:37

in charge you know it's not really free

1:48:39

it's kind of like a well in

1:48:41

an accident you could have seen coming mm-hmm

1:48:44

yeah maybe Caitlin

1:48:46

do they hold clap oh

1:48:49

my bit of a video here

1:48:51

she was enjoying the superstar ride

1:48:54

when a large panel came loose

1:48:56

and came crashing toward the ground

1:48:58

large panel large panel

1:49:00

okay oh

1:49:12

boy yep don't

1:49:14

show it a video taken by Caitlin's

1:49:16

friend shows the panel hitting two carts full of

1:49:18

students and just missing people as it plummeted to

1:49:20

the ground sending pieces of glass flying everywhere the

1:49:22

19 year old was hit

1:49:24

by the panel while on the

1:49:26

ride okay and had

1:49:28

to be rushed to an emergency room in an

1:49:31

ambulance after getting a concussion and whiplash so I'd

1:49:33

have it all I'd have it all I

1:49:35

mean I don't know how much you get from

1:49:37

carneys it's not the

1:49:39

name and never come

1:49:42

back to your town you have to just disappear you

1:49:44

know I don't think you

1:49:46

can sue a carney I don't think so you

1:49:49

might have to go to their court Oh

1:49:51

carney court you're right yeah they put them down after

1:49:53

but they

1:49:57

check with the supreme carney and then yep

1:50:00

she did have a cat which

1:50:03

no serious injuries

1:50:07

they're now looking into

1:50:10

exactly what happened

1:50:12

yeah I was hard for

1:50:14

me to tell even what I mean it's squeezing

1:50:17

up a lot oh yeah we

1:50:20

can't but it's I'm sure we're

1:50:22

gonna take our word your

1:50:24

word for it Dave that that was terrible

1:50:26

it's so choppy that it's it jumped

1:50:31

up the part where nothing we have

1:50:34

a ball one oh there I saw maybe something

1:50:39

maybe a split

1:50:41

second or something

1:50:43

yeah kind

1:50:46

of there we go I see it now

1:50:48

oh there went yeah there it was you

1:50:50

just have to play it for a five

1:50:53

six time perfect

1:50:56

that works well yeah you don't

1:50:58

want to be hit by part

1:51:00

of a carney ride either no look at

1:51:03

the people scrambling too I

1:51:05

mean it's just chaos I

1:51:07

won't go to any of these things anymore my kids

1:51:10

are older now thankfully yeah there's really no opportunity but

1:51:13

even when I see them like if we're at an event

1:51:15

and there's like rides over there I feel

1:51:17

like they're just gonna fly off and kill me yeah I'm

1:51:20

like man there's a lot of torque and forces

1:51:24

at play with that machine for

1:51:26

it just to be nailed into the ground I

1:51:28

just remember as a kid just thinking it must

1:51:30

be engineers with the brightest mind go

1:51:34

on there right yeah it can't be that methodic did

1:51:36

smoking man yeah for some

1:51:43

reason we trusted them yeah I know

1:51:45

we didn't know what they do they're

1:51:47

doing our parents had more trust than

1:51:49

to yeah well they told me is that

1:51:51

my mom was so overprotective and you know

1:51:53

I mean all these different things but she

1:51:56

I don't think she really ever thought about

1:51:58

it either like no ride No, I

1:52:00

know I get up in that yo-yo. It was basically

1:52:02

just like a chair attached to the chains

1:52:05

and was spin High-speed.

1:52:07

Yeah, just flying through the air in

1:52:09

that Yeah, they safer

1:52:11

when we were younger, you know what they

1:52:13

were I would say they didn't remember They

1:52:17

did like I never heard about them. They

1:52:19

could keep them quiet. Yeah, that's now you

1:52:21

can't it's like all over But I remember

1:52:23

like now when these carneys come to town

1:52:25

like they've got some fairly what I would

1:52:28

say Decent slash dangerous rides

1:52:30

when they would come to my

1:52:32

hometown It was like you got

1:52:34

on a motorcycle and it had a horn

1:52:36

on it And

1:52:39

it went around in a circle the rides were lame You

1:52:51

drive by one day, yeah nothing and then you

1:52:53

drive by like an hour later or something and

1:52:55

it was like hey There's a carnival but as a

1:52:57

child I looked

1:52:59

at say like the there would be

1:53:02

something it was called like a chainsaw

1:53:04

or something like that It was like

1:53:06

you sat in a cage The cage

1:53:08

was almost designed as a person sitting

1:53:10

down and it would go

1:53:12

up and all the way around in a big

1:53:14

long Redipper. Yeah, the zipper. Yeah, and I looked

1:53:16

at that as a kid. I'm like, I'm not

1:53:19

I'm not going on that You

1:53:21

guys are morons Someone

1:53:23

said the last carnival I went to I

1:53:25

saw three guys watching a YouTube trying

1:53:28

to fix a ride Yeah, so they

1:53:30

were looking on YouTube on how to fix it.

1:53:32

Yep There's a great

1:53:34

carney series and there is on

1:53:37

YouTube about fixing stuff. So

1:53:39

famous carney influencer. Mm-hmm Yeah, they're

1:53:42

few and far between Another

1:53:44

one said the carnival came to town when we were teens

1:53:46

and my friend got a job for the weekend running the

1:53:48

Tilt-A-Whirl Well, the pin

1:53:50

broke that held a car in and

1:53:52

it spun off with people in it. Yep

1:53:56

Luckily, they just got bumped up a little

1:53:59

but they made me drive to a tractor supply

1:54:01

store to buy a couple of replacement

1:54:03

pins. Sure. That

1:54:05

happens every weekend. Yes it does.

1:54:09

Which one's the Tilt-a-Whirl again? I

1:54:11

think it's that one you'd spin

1:54:13

around and like I

1:54:17

don't know, it was like round. It had a

1:54:19

bench and the sides came up around you a

1:54:21

little bit. Oh yeah, okay. That one. But

1:54:24

I can't imagine one at full speed

1:54:26

just getting launched. Flying off. But

1:54:30

at least you're not in there. The lane

1:54:32

rides they had at my carnival. The carnival

1:54:34

in my hometown sucked. Sucked.

1:54:36

Now as a kid you still loved it. Yeah.

1:54:39

You didn't care. You didn't care. There

1:54:41

was so much nothing else going on.

1:54:43

Yeah. Yeah. All the Tilt-a-Whirls either had

1:54:46

like the the skinniest person had to

1:54:48

be on the outside right? Yeah. Yeah

1:54:50

as it would. A big

1:54:52

person would get sucked into them. Yeah. You have

1:54:54

a being on the outside as a skinny person

1:54:56

sucks because then they'd smoosh you. Yeah. Because all

1:54:58

the momentum brings them over to you. Yeah

1:55:01

the wildest ride that we had at ours

1:55:03

would have been the Rock and Roll Express.

1:55:06

That train that went back. Rock and

1:55:08

Roll Express. That wasn't

1:55:11

fast. It went fast and

1:55:15

um. Do you want to go

1:55:17

faster? Yeah. I've seen it called

1:55:19

the Himalaya. Yeah. It's different. The

1:55:21

Polar Express. Different versions of it.

1:55:23

All the same ride. And

1:55:26

that was as wild as it got. That was the one

1:55:29

where it's like oh the teens the the

1:55:31

teens are going on the Rock and Roll

1:55:33

Express. Yeah I used to throw caution to

1:55:35

the wind every weekend when the big one

1:55:38

here came down. Yeah. That's where

1:55:40

I was. Yeah. On all

1:55:42

these death-defying rides. Someone said I worked

1:55:44

for a carnival one day helping with the

1:55:46

tear down and I vowed

1:55:48

I would never ride any of those rides

1:55:50

again. You can't look at the tear down.

1:55:53

You can't feed the tear down. No. What's

1:55:55

that like? Oh man. Rusted heart. Then hair

1:55:57

down. Oh man. That's fast too. Yeah where

1:55:59

are you? see just how

1:56:01

shoddy the work is where it

1:56:03

matters most. Right. Where we're taking

1:56:05

it apart. Oh, that's

1:56:07

rusty. That's a

1:56:10

bad weld. They

1:56:12

said never again after that. A

1:56:14

bit of a different Carney story here.

1:56:17

A Florida man's intended trip to Disney's

1:56:19

Magic Kingdom came

1:56:21

to an end after the ferry boat he

1:56:23

was on crashed into the dock and sent

1:56:25

him flying into a trash can. Whoa. I

1:56:27

feel like he's making some of this up.

1:56:30

How can a grown man fly into a

1:56:32

trash can? Come on. For money? Easy.

1:56:35

Yep. Justin Tripp filed a lawsuit this

1:56:37

week regarding an incident that happened on

1:56:39

board a ferry boat from

1:56:41

the Walt Disney World parking lot to

1:56:43

the Magic Kingdom last year. He

1:56:46

was being instructed onto the boat by Disney

1:56:48

crew members who said he would need to

1:56:50

stand for the duration of the ride because the

1:56:52

ferry was full. So he was standing

1:56:54

in the back part of the boat and as

1:56:56

it approached the dock it didn't slow down. It

1:57:00

wound up striking the dock, he says,

1:57:02

at an unsafe and high rate of

1:57:04

speed causing passengers to be thrown about.

1:57:07

He says he was thrown into a

1:57:09

pillar where he hit his

1:57:11

head and neck and eventually fell right into

1:57:13

a trash can. Yeah. Yeah. So what happens?

1:57:17

They say Disney crew members didn't

1:57:19

warn anyone about the upcoming collision

1:57:21

with the dock and

1:57:24

the theme park breached its duty to

1:57:26

use reasonable care. Andy,

1:57:28

if you tripped at any kind of

1:57:30

Disney property with anything to do with

1:57:32

Disney, would you not just keep rolling

1:57:34

and falling? I would. I'd be like,

1:57:37

I'm in the trash can now! I

1:57:40

can't breathe in the trash can! I can't breathe

1:57:42

in the trash can! Keep falling! I just flew

1:57:44

off a boat, fixed

1:57:48

it! Yeah! I mean,

1:57:50

you keep on

1:57:52

falling, tripping. I'd be like, the inside of

1:57:55

that trash can was so dark and scary

1:57:57

and I couldn't breathe and then I got

1:57:59

closer to the boat. Yeah, you can't do

1:58:01

anything anymore. You guys and that's basically

1:58:03

what he's saying. Yeah, he said this

1:58:06

He suffered several injuries including bodily injury to

1:58:08

his neck and head and other parts of

1:58:10

his body pain and suffering disability

1:58:13

disfigurement mental anguish loss of

1:58:15

capacity for enjoyment loss of

1:58:17

capacity for sexual enjoyment Medical

1:58:24

and nursing care for treatment loss of

1:58:26

earnings loss of the ability to earn

1:58:28

money Yep, dude

1:58:31

like one little boat hitting a

1:58:33

dock destroyed this man's life at

1:58:36

his boners Yes, just you

1:58:38

got to look at you're like when you get hit

1:58:40

and trip you're like My

1:58:48

trip and fall ever at a place I'm gonna be like I can't get

1:58:50

hard anymore It's

1:58:53

been five seconds I

1:59:00

don't see one right now. I can't I

1:59:08

feel the mental anguish. Oh man

1:59:13

This they pulled out all the stops

1:59:15

for him. Holy folks. I've never seen such

1:59:17

a list It

1:59:19

would have looked like a like WWE

1:59:21

stunts Break

1:59:27

through a table Somehow

1:59:31

bounces out of the trash can

1:59:33

to continue falling. Yep You

1:59:36

hear Andy owns Disney World now Very

1:59:41

very magical amount of money. Oh God

1:59:46

No, come on. I mean relax. I

1:59:48

just how does a grown man fall into

1:59:51

a garden? They all have

1:59:53

covers on the on a sand it doesn't

1:59:55

home. It doesn't but you do it you

1:59:58

do it anyway, he seeking

2:00:00

damages in excess of $50,000. Oh,

2:00:03

fool. Yeah. Well, it's

2:00:05

just in excess of that. Oh, right. Yeah.

2:00:08

You're right. It could be. Yeah.

2:00:11

Mm-hmm. Disney style. Oh,

2:00:13

God. Right, because they're just wanting, they want

2:00:15

to settle, right? Oh, yeah, indeed. Yeah, carneys

2:00:17

won't settle. No, they don't settle. No, they

2:00:20

don't settle. Yep. Unless they're,

2:00:22

they're... Think about it. You just sort of

2:00:24

tripped into a trash can and you're gonna

2:00:26

get paid over 50 grand and

2:00:28

a giant hunk of metal at a carney

2:00:31

ride. Don't I have to prove I can't

2:00:33

get boners? Like, isn't there any? I'm sure.

2:00:35

How do you prove that? How do you

2:00:37

prove that, Dave? Like, do

2:00:39

you think like the other... I probably need a

2:00:41

doctor's note. Exactly. Yeah, well, you can always find

2:00:43

a doctor to give you a note. Sure. Yeah.

2:00:46

It's not like the prosecuting attorney comes over

2:00:48

and tries to give you a hand job.

2:00:50

He tries to fire it up for you.

2:00:52

Susan, will you step in? Yeah, see if

2:00:54

it works. I

2:00:57

don't know how. Yeah, the doctor would have

2:00:59

to say that he can't get a rec. I could get

2:01:01

a doctor right now to write us any note we want.

2:01:04

He can't get a rec. No. Yeah.

2:01:06

You wanna know what do you want it to say? You

2:01:09

can get it. Well, we'll see what happens

2:01:11

in court. Gardner in

2:01:13

Houston went after a guy

2:01:15

who tried to steal equipment from his

2:01:17

truck the other day and

2:01:20

attacked him with a weed whacker.

2:01:24

It would hurt more than you

2:01:27

think, Dave. This guy's pretty badass.

2:01:29

Someone's security camera got it all

2:01:31

on video. You can see

2:01:33

it happen here and the video is up at

2:01:35

daveandchuckthefreak.com. The thief was

2:01:38

a passenger in the car and

2:01:41

he fell out onto the street when the car

2:01:43

swerved because the gardener

2:01:45

threw the weed whacker at him. Right

2:01:48

here. What

2:01:50

was that guy trying to do? The

2:01:58

gardener then picked his weed. wacker back up

2:02:04

he said bitch come on my

2:02:11

goodness make

2:02:14

his weed wacker back up and start swinging at this

2:02:16

guy oh he

2:02:18

got it oh wow he

2:02:20

didn't even attack him in the way

2:02:22

I thought oh he's wobbly guy he's

2:02:25

out down goes Frazier yep he whacked

2:02:29

his legs pretty good oh wow yeah no

2:02:31

oh not working right he's not oh no

2:02:33

he must

2:02:39

have got him in the head huh at

2:02:41

least what was his legs at first like he hurt

2:02:44

them getting out oh well

2:02:47

you heard that like that like

2:02:50

his coconut he

2:02:56

got away as you could see right there

2:02:59

but the cops did track him

2:03:02

down at a hospital so obviously

2:03:04

damage was done and they arrested

2:03:06

him there someone can't

2:03:08

swing a weed wacker

2:03:11

at you like a baseball bat no

2:03:13

you do yeah have it not take

2:03:15

effect I want

2:03:17

to see again the attack again this is

2:03:19

up at Dave and check the freak.com listen

2:03:21

for the noise of the what I believe

2:03:24

is head contact I

2:03:35

think I got him right oh yeah

2:03:37

that's why you're going to the hospital

2:03:39

yeah yeah you

2:03:47

try to let me do it oh

2:03:49

yeah stars now ain't she we

2:03:53

wet I

2:03:56

mean come on don't steal no oh

2:03:58

god It is it

2:04:01

deserved it for sure. What are you gonna

2:04:03

get my old weed whacker right? Yeah a

2:04:05

really old lawnmower Strange

2:04:08

robbery. Yeah, it is it is

2:04:10

that guy wasn't backing down Nope, and

2:04:12

he got his stuff it is good that

2:04:15

every once in a while someone thinks oh,

2:04:17

wow, you know easy target I'm gonna I'm

2:04:19

gonna target this person and they get their

2:04:21

ass kicked You

2:04:23

know because it just proves no target

2:04:25

is Guaranteed to be an

2:04:27

easy target. You never know Ladies

2:04:30

if you're with your guy right now pay close

2:04:32

attention to the look on his face when I

2:04:34

say this next part Google

2:04:37

just agreed to delete all

2:04:39

the data. They've been collecting from

2:04:41

people's incognito searches in Chrome

2:04:44

Yes, they've been tracking all

2:04:47

of your incognito searches Mm-hmm,

2:04:50

and how do we get them to? E-race

2:04:53

that date most people

2:04:55

assume that when they search for something in

2:04:57

incognito mode Usually porn

2:04:59

that it's confidential But

2:05:02

all it really does is

2:05:04

not add it to your computers

2:05:06

search history. Yeah, right. Yeah

2:05:09

a lawsuit filed Accused Google

2:05:11

of misrepresenting the type of data it

2:05:13

collects from those searches That

2:05:16

lawsuit was just settled and

2:05:18

the details came out in a court filing this

2:05:20

week Google agreed to

2:05:22

delete billions of

2:05:25

records from people's private

2:05:27

browsing sessions They

2:05:31

wanted five billion in damages too, but

2:05:33

that didn't happen Google

2:05:35

is now updating its disclosure

2:05:38

forms and allowing people to

2:05:40

block third-party cookies in incognito mode for

2:05:42

the next five years They

2:05:45

also won't track how often

2:05:47

you switch to incognito from

2:05:49

regular searching anymore What's

2:05:51

hilarious to me about all this is like Google.

2:05:54

They're like, hey, don't worry. We're not gonna do

2:05:56

it But like don't you

2:05:58

think you're our internet provider? has all of

2:06:00

it. Yeah. Don't you think they

2:06:02

keep it? Yeah, because I bet they do. I

2:06:05

bet they know. I bet they know everywhere

2:06:07

you've been. And so even though Google's

2:06:09

like, don't worry, we won't do it. I

2:06:11

mean, someone has it. Someone

2:06:14

has it all. But really, it's just about, you

2:06:17

know, privacy within your home,

2:06:19

I think. Yeah,

2:06:21

people think about, you know, foreigners or their

2:06:23

kids or whatever. Right. I

2:06:26

don't need anyone seeing my searches. Right?

2:06:30

So you know, there's someone that's seen them

2:06:32

all. There, you know, think

2:06:35

about it. Every time you type something

2:06:37

into Google, right stuff that pops up

2:06:39

or it's like, Oh, boy, wow, we

2:06:42

have searched for us. Oh, on this

2:06:44

show. Sure. And it's not incognito. No,

2:06:46

you know, that's

2:06:48

why you just can't. If

2:06:50

you if someone is putting

2:06:52

in X to go to x.com. My

2:06:56

goodness, do you get some stuff on

2:06:58

my computer before you get to act?

2:07:02

There's like stuff to be have to

2:07:04

be careful. Yeah, if you didn't think

2:07:06

someone was keeping that information again. You

2:07:09

dumb pubic hair. We

2:07:12

all have it. Lisa buckle up. But

2:07:15

how much have you ever contemplated it?

2:07:17

In recent years, grooming your nether regions

2:07:19

has become a thing because of aesthetics,

2:07:21

comfort and the perception of hygiene. And

2:07:24

that has led people to wonder

2:07:26

this does pubic hair grow faster

2:07:29

than the hair on your head? They

2:07:33

believe it's likely because you pay more attention

2:07:35

to it when you take a shower or

2:07:37

whatever, because you can physically see it. Or

2:07:40

at least most people can. One

2:07:43

doctor has the answer. The

2:07:46

rate of growth of your pubes is

2:07:49

the exact same as the hair on your

2:07:52

head makes sense, right? And so yeah, makes

2:07:54

some sense. Even

2:07:56

though many people are convinced their pubes grow

2:07:58

faster. That's not the

2:08:00

case. I'm convinced mine grows slower. Slower?

2:08:03

You got slope cubes? Wow. That's

2:08:06

going to be my guess. Incredible. I

2:08:08

mean, I shave my head every day.

2:08:10

Yeah. And

2:08:12

I watch out what you reveal. Yeah.

2:08:15

Watch out what you reveal about your private area.

2:08:18

I'm just, I noticed the growth in

2:08:20

my head. Yeah. Faster than

2:08:22

the private. Yeah. Bald private.

2:08:24

Not bald private. No, no, no. Bald

2:08:27

private. You know how they

2:08:29

call Eric Clapton, slow hand. We can start calling

2:08:31

him Slopeube. Yeah. Yeah. Not

2:08:33

a bad new nickname. Slopeube Watson. Yeah.

2:08:36

I'll never talk slow rise. Slopeube.

2:08:40

Yeah. No,

2:08:45

it's apparently, sorry, Jason. It

2:08:48

grows exactly the same. Maybe again, because you're

2:08:50

shaving your head so often, you're

2:08:53

not making that correlation. Do you think

2:08:56

there is hair on your body that grows faster?

2:08:59

Does our beard hair grow faster than

2:09:01

our hair? Probably not. I would assume

2:09:04

it's all the same. I

2:09:10

feel like there's certain times of the year my

2:09:13

hair grows faster. I think you're nuts. I

2:09:16

don't know. I think that's insane. Just

2:09:19

seems like I go exactly the same

2:09:21

amount of time between haircuts. Sometimes

2:09:24

it seems way longer than the previous

2:09:26

time. I don't

2:09:28

know what it is. Yeah, who knows? Does

2:09:33

hair grow on different body parts at

2:09:36

different times? It has to. I

2:09:38

know I can go longer before clean love shop down than

2:09:40

I need to up top. Like

2:09:42

for sure. Bald private stuff.

2:09:44

For sure. Not balls. No

2:09:47

balls. That's wild. That's wild admission. I'm all

2:09:49

over here. Don't make me prove it. Don't

2:09:51

make me prove it. You big court. Badass.

2:09:55

Badass. Badass. Badass.

2:09:58

Badass. Badass. Bum bum

2:10:00

bum bum! The

2:10:03

pubic court. It's not a court

2:10:05

you want to be in. No. My

2:10:07

God. Don't want to be on

2:10:09

the jury of the pubic court. I'm sorry to

2:10:11

put you guys on the jury. Yeah. We're

2:10:14

all jurors. Filthy! Funny to

2:10:16

have that thought like, hmm,

2:10:18

pubes are growing slow. God,

2:10:22

they grow slow. I wish they had a bit

2:10:24

more speed. There's no speed with these pubes. Yeah.

2:10:29

Someone said, I don't believe that's true. In

2:10:31

two years, I haven't cut my hair, and

2:10:34

it's down past my shoulders. I'm like

2:10:36

Dave, pretty much hairless in the body, and

2:10:38

I've only shaved my bush four times in

2:10:40

the past two years. It's just a stubbly

2:10:42

patch. Well,

2:10:46

no person with real slow pubes. Yeah.

2:10:50

Pubes are like molasses. I

2:10:52

have the pubes of a... I'd love that. That look

2:10:54

like a young Bon Jovi. I

2:10:59

guess you should be thankful for your slow pubes. Yeah,

2:11:02

less grooming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You

2:11:06

put out your gratitude journal

2:11:08

today. Number one. You start

2:11:10

now. Dear diary, I'm

2:11:13

so grateful for my slow-growing pubes. Everything

2:11:17

else is a mess, but man. Your

2:11:22

gratitude journal. Today,

2:11:25

I realized I don't have slow pubes. Anonymous

2:11:31

with us here in Massachusetts. Hello, Anonymous. You

2:11:34

had a comment? Yeah,

2:11:37

we guys are talking about hair growth pubes

2:11:39

hairs. I just call them... I

2:11:42

think personally, my ass hair grows faster than my

2:11:44

head hair. It's

2:11:46

got a lot more fertilizer back there. On your cheeks?

2:11:48

I guess so. On your butt cheeks?

2:11:52

Just whole butt, yeah. Yeah, your whole ass. Wow.

2:11:56

Don't you put your trim in? I put that in your gratitude journal. You

2:12:00

know something you gotta live with

2:12:02

but yeah, I get it. I'm living living the

2:12:04

dream right now Living

2:12:07

that dream. That's hilarious the fastest ass hair in

2:12:09

the Midwest Yeah,

2:12:12

I timed it Yeah,

2:12:15

no again thankful I

2:12:18

don't have to worry about ass hair too much too

2:12:21

much so I've

2:12:24

never trimmed it because it's not

2:12:26

really existent trimming. It is

2:12:28

a big mistake At

2:12:31

least if you go too far down big mistake,

2:12:34

it's an itchy disaster. Oh, yeah, I Don't

2:12:38

think I've never tried beard oil on it though Maybe

2:12:42

that would help you should maybe you maybe

2:12:44

okay, so remember we're not gonna get into

2:12:47

shmegma again today Oh, we

2:12:49

got an email from a guy who

2:12:51

said this hey guys keep

2:12:53

me anonymous I love the show been listening

2:12:55

to you guys since I moved to Tampa

2:12:58

a few years ago but you were talking

2:13:00

about the story where a guy had a

2:13:02

major buildup of shmegma and At

2:13:05

one point Lisa made the comment about how

2:13:07

urologists have the worst job Well

2:13:09

Lisa's comment reminded me of something that

2:13:11

happened a few weeks ago at the

2:13:14

urologist so quick backstory I'm

2:13:16

26, and I recently

2:13:18

had a hydro seal removal Basically

2:13:21

a buildup of fluid around one of

2:13:23

my nuts that caused major swelling yeah

2:13:26

So about a week after the procedure. I'm

2:13:29

having intense pain And

2:13:31

I go to see the urologist who did the

2:13:34

operation He tells me to lay back,

2:13:36

and he starts poking around and

2:13:39

squeezing at my testicle. Oh, which

2:13:41

was absolutely Horrified

2:13:45

oh Well at one

2:13:47

point he was right up next

2:13:49

to it Mm-hmm You

2:13:51

can't gave it a good squeeze no and

2:13:55

That sent a geyser of

2:13:58

blood and bald use pouring

2:14:00

out of my incision, about

2:14:04

half an inch from his face. Okay,

2:14:06

well, so something was really wrong down

2:14:08

there. He got infected down there. Sorry

2:14:10

I brought this memory back up for

2:14:12

you. He

2:14:16

said it basically looked like

2:14:18

a leaky garden hose that

2:14:21

sends out a high pressure blast when you

2:14:23

turn the faucet on. I've

2:14:25

watched a lot of these videos, never wanted to scroat

2:14:27

them. He jumped

2:14:29

back off his seat so

2:14:32

fast and I'm

2:14:34

just lying there in complete shock.

2:14:39

After apologizing that I almost hit him in

2:14:41

the face with my ball juice, I

2:14:44

then started laughing uncontrollably at

2:14:47

what just happened while

2:14:49

at the same time screaming in

2:14:51

agony as he started

2:14:53

to drain the fluid buildup by just squeezing

2:14:56

me over and over. What a scene. Yeah,

2:14:58

the doctor's like, this guy is out of

2:15:01

his mind. He's laughing, he's laughing, I've

2:15:03

never seen him laugh during a ball

2:15:05

procedure before. You

2:15:08

know, it hurts so much. It's infected

2:15:10

and terrible and he'd hope they'd numb

2:15:13

him or something. Oh, put me down.

2:15:15

Put me down. Put me down. Are

2:15:18

you going to squeeze my nuts? They're

2:15:20

infected, put me down. That's terrible.

2:15:22

I don't know. I'm

2:15:24

going somewhere higher. Yeah. I'm

2:15:27

going to numb it up. What is it, the Civil War? Why

2:15:29

are we doing it as well? Give him a shot of whiskey

2:15:31

and give him a stick to chew on. He

2:15:36

said my mom actually drove me to

2:15:38

the appointment because I was in

2:15:40

so much pain I couldn't bribe myself at the time

2:15:43

and she said she could hear me

2:15:45

screaming and laughing hysterically from the waiting

2:15:48

room. Imagine being

2:15:50

the other guys out there waiting to go in

2:15:52

and you hear, at

2:15:55

the same time, maniacal

2:15:57

joker like laughter. I'd

2:16:00

just assume I'd be like, well, the joker's

2:16:02

here. Yeah. That's how he starts.

2:16:04

That's his therapy session. He

2:16:08

said, I had to share my story after hearing

2:16:10

Lisa say urologists have the worst job. All

2:16:12

the love before. They do. I mean, it's terrible.

2:16:15

It's terrible stuff. How could you ever forgot that story

2:16:17

and had to have it re-brought back up from Lisa's

2:16:19

comment? That would be in my head

2:16:21

every day. You shot ball juice on a guy screaming. At

2:16:24

least once a day you'd think about it. It

2:16:26

shaped your whole life. The

2:16:29

guy that we had on the show once. With

2:16:31

the hydro seal? He had the hydro seal, right?

2:16:34

He had the 10 pound nut sack. Imagine

2:16:37

all that liquid hitting you. Well this is

2:16:39

even different than that. I mean, this is

2:16:41

different than that. I never would have

2:16:43

come back to the show. I would have just literally

2:16:45

walked around out the door. If

2:16:48

I was hit with 10 pounds of ball

2:16:50

juice live on the air, I'm done. That's

2:16:52

my sign to leave radio. If there, and

2:16:54

this is what you don't realize is how

2:16:56

bad it would smell. If

2:16:59

there was smelly ball juice just shooting

2:17:01

around in here. Oh my god. Well

2:17:03

we watched that video, that beer tank

2:17:05

exploding and shooting that guy. That kind

2:17:08

of course I feel like it was

2:17:10

about it. Right in Dave's mouth. Oh

2:17:12

stop it, stop it, stop it. Oh

2:17:15

man. Yeah. Like

2:17:18

Dijon mustard flying. Oh okay, come

2:17:20

on. I'm just saying. That's what

2:17:22

it kind of looks like. Stop

2:17:25

it. I'm sorry. You

2:17:27

idiot. I'm sorry. I love

2:17:30

Dijon mustard and I don't appreciate it. I

2:17:32

don't mean it either. Oh that's a bad

2:17:34

reference. You get Dijon's name out of your

2:17:36

mouth. You're the only mustard they like. Yep.

2:17:39

Nope. I

2:17:42

would think it would be more fluidy. Not

2:17:47

the infection stuff that this guy had.

2:17:49

That infection stuff is a nice brown.

2:17:53

Oh. Very

2:17:55

cool. We're going to have to move on soon. Well

2:17:57

done cheesecake. I

2:18:00

had to get him back Yeah,

2:18:14

I bet yeah Urologists could

2:18:16

tell some stories. Yeah. Yeah, they you

2:18:18

know, I've got a buddy you but

2:18:20

that's a urologist But I've never I

2:18:22

like I don't want to know no

2:18:25

because you know, he doesn't want to talk about it He

2:18:29

doesn't you know, cuz those

2:18:31

are the days they probably hate right? Like because they

2:18:33

get in their nice vehicle and go to their huge

2:18:35

house after that and they're like, okay I could do

2:18:37

a good day with no ball juice in the face.

2:18:40

Yeah Just collecting

2:18:42

my money. Yeah, no, no ball juice Those

2:18:45

are the days, you know that every day

2:18:47

he drives to work is like

2:18:50

well today could be the day That

2:18:52

I get shot in the face from nut

2:18:54

juice so

2:18:58

It's got to be some level

2:19:00

of anxiety Yeah,

2:19:03

he always has to deal with right

2:19:05

and probably PTSD. Yeah, you know probably

2:19:07

got a personalized license plate. This is

2:19:09

zero nut juice No,

2:19:17

that's That's no good.

2:19:19

No, but we're glad you're okay, man. Glad

2:19:21

that it's all yeah I

2:19:24

wouldn't be in the mood to laugh if I

2:19:26

had Almost

2:19:29

terrible Drainage, you know

2:19:31

and not a funny times. No. Yeah,

2:19:33

I don't think so either Alright

2:19:36

coming up here on Dave and Chuck the

2:19:38

Freak. Why did our douchebag of the day?

2:19:41

Shoot a gun in the air.

2:19:43

Let's find out The

2:19:58

freak You

2:20:03

could get away with this if you're like

2:20:05

Yosemite Sam in a Looney Tunes scene, but

2:20:07

not in real life. A

2:20:10

26-year-old guy named Craig Miller

2:20:13

is facing more than a dozen charges

2:20:16

after he randomly fired multiple

2:20:18

shots in the streets of

2:20:20

downtown Nashville. I

2:20:23

thought you were allowed to randomly shoot in

2:20:25

Nashville. You're not. You're not. As

2:20:27

happened early this week, a witness

2:20:29

said Craig was at an intersection waving

2:20:33

a firearm around and

2:20:35

shooting off rounds in different

2:20:37

directions. Now,

2:20:40

the cops showed up. They

2:20:42

asked Craig what was going on. Initially,

2:20:45

he denied it, but then he said, yeah,

2:20:47

listen, I

2:20:49

just divorced my wife. Oh, celebrating.

2:20:51

And I fired eight rounds as

2:20:54

a celebration of regaining my freedom.

2:20:58

I'm kind of with him. And

2:21:00

then he rounds a ju-shoot off. Oh my God.

2:21:04

All of it. All

2:21:07

the rounds. Sounds

2:21:09

like Craig wasn't just happy though. Sounds

2:21:12

like he was high at

2:21:14

the time as well. The

2:21:17

gun, as it turns out, was stolen.

2:21:21

This is making it all worse. And

2:21:23

while he was being taken into custody, he did

2:21:25

kick an officer in the balls and

2:21:28

threatened to kill him. In

2:21:30

the wild west times, we were allowed to do

2:21:33

that stuff, huh? You just had your six-shooter on

2:21:35

you and like something great would happen. You'd go

2:21:37

to the streets and you could do it in

2:21:39

the building, I think. Oh, back then. Yeah.

2:21:42

He was going to say something to you. No one.

2:21:44

You have a gun. There's wide-erps there. Yeah. You're

2:21:47

right. It does sound like- It took a scary

2:21:49

man to stop you. It sounds like he's

2:21:52

actually the real winner here though. Yeah.

2:21:54

Yeah. This is

2:21:56

the guy she was dealing with. You

2:21:58

never know. You understand. while he

2:22:01

wanted a divorce. Yeah. But

2:22:03

that, my friends, makes you our douchebag of the day.

2:22:05

And you can read more about the story at

2:22:07

daveandchuckthefreak.com. Those are my thoughts, not yours. I'm

2:22:10

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2:22:12

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2:22:17

and Chuck the Freak.

2:22:21

Gonna take a break and let me come

2:22:23

back in a moment. What's the update on

2:22:25

two paramedics that mistakenly declared a woman dead?

2:22:27

How did a fake lottery winner

2:22:30

scam a woman? And

2:22:32

what are some things that are overpriced

2:22:34

but still totally worth it? We'll

2:22:36

get to that and more. We'll return in a moment right

2:22:39

here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Previously

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on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

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A bear charged a worker inside a

2:22:46

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2:22:48

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2:22:50

a bakery smells like now. I almost

2:22:53

kicked a bakery's door in. Yeah, this

2:22:55

was the sound of Chuck going into

2:22:57

a bakery the other day. You get

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Kitchen supervisor Maureen Williams came face to

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never be the same again. Maybe they can

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just leave some cupcakes out for him. He's

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just talking to her. He's going

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2:23:44

just takes his little bags again and

2:23:46

goes. That'd be nice. That's the best

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on this Wednesday morning and coming up next. How

2:25:12

did a fake lottery winner scam a woman? What

2:25:15

are some things that are overpriced but still

2:25:17

totally worth it? But first,

2:25:19

an update. Remember we

2:25:22

did the story earlier this year. A

2:25:24

paramedic showed up and they said, that

2:25:26

woman in there, she is deader than

2:25:28

dead. So dead.

2:25:31

Turns out they barely even looked at the woman. Well,

2:25:34

no big shock here. Those two

2:25:36

paramedics have now been fired.

2:25:39

Here's an update on the story

2:25:42

out of Springfield Township, Ohio from

2:25:44

WTVG-TV. These two men out of

2:25:46

a job. Oh rigorous, how did, what's

2:25:48

the fun of the movie? After falsely

2:25:50

pronouncing a woman who overdosed dead.

2:25:52

Hey, Paul. Alrighty,

2:25:55

it looks the way. According to the

2:25:57

Internal Investigation Report released to us today.

2:26:00

both Aiden Yoon and William Fortis

2:26:02

were fired from the Springfield Township

2:26:04

Fire Department based upon their failure

2:26:06

to follow protocol, lack of

2:26:08

candor, Mr. Yoon's lack of

2:26:10

remorse for his actions and inactions and

2:26:12

their neglect of duty owed to the

2:26:15

patient. The report gathers these findings from

2:26:17

several sources, including interviews with both former

2:26:19

paramedics. Bodycam, a main source

2:26:21

of evidence addressing paramedics concerns over the

2:26:23

woman's dog. Come here, come here buddy.

2:26:26

The report says simply put, Mr. Yoon's version

2:26:28

of the facts are not credible. He

2:26:31

stated in his interview that he and Mr.

2:26:33

Fortis were acting with a sense of urgency

2:26:35

once the dog was removed from the premises. This

2:26:38

is betrayed entirely by the video. Don

2:26:40

Wardens retrieved the animal,

2:26:44

live squad 10 and engine

2:26:47

14 now have access to the patient to

2:26:49

do an evaluation. Give attention to 825. It

2:26:51

goes on to say, Mr. Yoon stated that

2:26:54

he called for the TFRD employees to get

2:26:56

the equipment and supplies from his vehicle, which

2:26:58

did not happen. Video shows the equipment was

2:27:00

kept in Yoon's vehicle from 809 a.m. until

2:27:02

they left. The

2:27:05

internal investigation found it clear they had

2:27:07

no intention of attempting to resuscitate the

2:27:09

patient once they gained access to her.

2:27:11

As for Yoon's lack of remorse previously

2:27:14

mentioned that comes from an interview with

2:27:16

a current Springfield Township paramedic. She says

2:27:18

the same day the incident, Yoon and Fortis

2:27:20

came back to the station and were joking about

2:27:22

the fact that they had caused a person to

2:27:24

be declared deceased. Who was not

2:27:26

joking? Joke. He's

2:27:29

to discuss the decision to fire both paramedics.

2:27:31

We're still waiting to hear back. And

2:27:35

throughout this whole investigation, Fire Chief Barry

2:27:37

Kuzno and Assistant Fire Chief David Moore

2:27:39

have been on administrative leave. We're told

2:27:41

Chief Kuzno will stay on leave pending

2:27:44

further review that goes beyond this January

2:27:46

2nd incident. Assistant Chief Moore

2:27:48

is still waiting on a decision by the board of trustees.

2:27:52

So they must have realized though like once

2:27:54

they could they let her just lay there

2:27:56

for the longest time but

2:27:59

then once they. got

2:28:02

her loaded into something they must have

2:28:04

said oh man there's vitals or something

2:28:06

and then you know right

2:28:08

it's crazy to go back to the station

2:28:10

be like that was hilarious we almost killed

2:28:12

oh my god we let her lay there

2:28:15

yeah dying for

2:28:20

she was dying for like an hour at least an hour

2:28:23

hmm I understand that the majority

2:28:25

of calls these first responders

2:28:27

are getting these days are overdoses yeah

2:28:30

sure you know it's monotonous and it's the

2:28:32

same and they're trying to do the same

2:28:34

stuff but you still have to treat don't

2:28:36

they always I just thought right and if

2:28:38

someone looked in real bad shape they still

2:28:40

just shoot them with an arc and and

2:28:42

hope mm-hmm you know it's not the

2:28:44

job for them obviously yeah no have

2:28:46

to do it the best you got

2:28:49

to care enough to make sure someone is

2:28:51

actually dead or alive yeah and not just

2:28:53

a good enough for me and turn around

2:28:55

and walk right up Florida man arrested after

2:28:58

he was caught following FedEx delivery

2:29:00

trucks and attempting

2:29:02

to steal packages after they were delivered

2:29:06

he did this for several days does the

2:29:08

driver not notice I don't think the driver

2:29:10

not carrying on a gear than any kind

2:29:13

of cameras I think you know

2:29:15

but I mean like the driver the FedEx truck who this

2:29:17

guy followed for three days in a row picking

2:29:19

up everything he dropped off hopefully

2:29:21

he followed with

2:29:23

some space not

2:29:26

right on his bumper oh so the guy

2:29:28

okay it wasn't the FedEx driver no no

2:29:30

with another guy another guy yeah I just

2:29:32

get in my car I look for a

2:29:34

FedEx truck and I follow it around and

2:29:36

I pick up everything it's yeah but it

2:29:38

would be more awkward if I'm

2:29:41

I'm parked right on your bumper and I'm

2:29:43

also out of my car just waiting go

2:29:45

ahead drop it off every stop you pull

2:29:47

over yeah yeah yeah that's different

2:29:51

no go ahead drop it off a

2:29:54

joint investigation between Polk

2:29:56

County sheriffs and a different County led to

2:29:58

the arrest of Gencie

2:30:01

Argenis Renosoc Jimenez. After

2:30:04

detectives uncovered his scheme, they

2:30:06

conducted surveillance. They saw him following

2:30:08

multiple FedEx delivery trucks over several

2:30:10

days attempting to steal packages that

2:30:13

were delivered. He followed one driver

2:30:15

in particular three days in a

2:30:17

row. He

2:30:19

was arrested by the Polk County Sheriff's Office.

2:30:21

I'd also look into that driver. If it's

2:30:23

the same driver every day, I'd look into

2:30:25

that driver too. Come on. Yeah,

2:30:27

inside job. Well, maybe

2:30:30

I could sort of tell what

2:30:32

something might be because of my experience.

2:30:34

Mm-hmm. How

2:30:36

possibly. And then be like, phone. Right.

2:30:40

Get this one. Someone said I knew

2:30:42

someone who was an Amazon driver and he

2:30:44

had his cousin do the exact

2:30:46

thing. He followed him around and

2:30:48

stole all the packages he was delivering. Because

2:30:51

I would feel like, I guess, like a

2:30:54

lot of it would be a waste of your time. Right.

2:30:58

Like kitty litter or, you know. Yeah.

2:31:00

Dryer sheets. But to have someone

2:31:03

that might be able to tell just through packaging

2:31:05

what something might be. Well, you

2:31:07

know, listen, I'm sure the day the

2:31:09

iPhone delivery starts is

2:31:12

the big day. Oh, yeah. I bet.

2:31:14

Yeah. Yeah,

2:31:16

they do. But I'm sure

2:31:19

there's certain days they know, oh, this is

2:31:21

the day where the new PlayStation is being

2:31:23

shipped out or whatever it is. Mm.

2:31:26

This guy, when interviewed by deputies,

2:31:29

admitted to stealing multiple packages. So

2:31:33

he is busted. Yeah. Single

2:31:36

mother taking care of her

2:31:38

young daughter was baited by

2:31:40

an elaborate online scheme involving

2:31:43

a phony millionaire lottery

2:31:45

winner. Forty

2:31:49

seven year old Dimpna McKenna

2:31:52

thought she had been

2:31:54

in touch online with a couple who

2:31:57

won the Euro Millions lottery earlier this

2:31:59

year. and said they

2:32:01

wanted to use some of their $77 million

2:32:04

fortune to help

2:32:06

people have better lives. Nobody

2:32:09

wants to do that. No.

2:32:11

They really don't. They

2:32:14

could at any time. They

2:32:16

could just make everyone's life a lot better, but

2:32:18

they don't. They never do. This

2:32:21

is the picture of the actual winners,

2:32:24

Richard and Debbie Nuttall. Oh,

2:32:26

Adlard's name. Dick

2:32:28

Nuttall, huh? That

2:32:31

is. He's Dick Nuttall. Wow. That man

2:32:34

deserved money. Yeah, he's probably been a

2:32:36

tough life. Well, it looks like it.

2:32:39

So they

2:32:41

were on Facebook asking

2:32:44

people to tell them why

2:32:47

they should help them, pretty much. And

2:32:50

it turns out, surprisingly, it wasn't

2:32:53

actually Dick Nuttall and his wife.

2:32:55

No. It was scammers.

2:32:59

The Nuttalls are a real couple who

2:33:01

won the jackpot and had their identities

2:33:04

stolen. Eventually, after being

2:33:06

pressed for personal financial information,

2:33:10

she realized that she was being scammed,

2:33:12

but it was too late. She

2:33:16

had given them all of her banking info under

2:33:18

the assumption they were about to transfer her a

2:33:21

lot of money. Well, really

2:33:23

dumb. Yeah. She

2:33:27

said, I'm angry. There's people doing this, and

2:33:30

I figured I would sound the alarm for others

2:33:32

who could fall victim to this scam. I

2:33:35

mean, I'm glad that people are sounding the

2:33:37

alarm, but I almost feel like no matter

2:33:39

how many alarms someone might hear, there

2:33:42

are people that are going to fall for this and people that won't.

2:33:45

Yeah. She said her best friend notified her about the

2:33:47

post on Facebook and said, oh, my God, you've

2:33:50

got to reach out to them. They could help

2:33:52

you. Oh, no. Thanks. I

2:33:54

know. It's still on me,

2:33:56

no matter if Chuck told me to

2:33:58

give all my info on Facebook. Still on

2:34:00

me if I do it. Yeah, I'm gonna start sending

2:34:02

Dave all the scan Hey,

2:34:07

did you see this out free flight?

2:34:10

Yeah Good

2:34:14

get you free vacation. Yeah private

2:34:17

jet. Oh Yeah,

2:34:20

he's screwed I am

2:34:23

screwed there's a picture of the lady there

2:34:25

that fell for this Yeah, that's the photo

2:34:27

you take all the time it

2:34:29

is when you guys very there's a lot of people

2:34:31

that just assume like wishes Come true and stuff. No

2:34:34

Yep, they don't know they

2:34:36

don't Sorry,

2:34:40

I mean hate to be that It's

2:34:42

just the way of the world right

2:34:44

now not on Facebook It's ninety nine

2:34:47

point nine percent scam and maybe point

2:34:49

zero zero zero one percent reality Okay,

2:34:51

I guess in a way. I have to blame

2:34:54

that person then point

2:34:56

zero one Like

2:34:58

it's their fault because they did the

2:35:00

one nice thing on Facebook one time

2:35:02

and now Everybody gets ripped off because

2:35:04

they did that one nice thing because

2:35:08

now everyone believes that you can just

2:35:10

be contacted by you

2:35:12

know lottery winner on Facebook right and

2:35:15

they're gonna take away all your pain the But

2:35:18

think about that. I mean on the scammers

2:35:21

part Brilliant yeah,

2:35:23

because if people are messaging you on there that

2:35:25

they really want your money Yeah,

2:35:28

they're gonna do whatever it takes to get it. Yep,

2:35:30

so now you've just got yourself seven thousand

2:35:33

new victims Yeah, right. They've all responded to

2:35:35

your post. Yeah Scammers

2:35:37

are always the brilliant ones they always come off.

2:35:39

Oh they have it all Yeah, the thing is

2:35:41

all they do they're just like listen. Don't worry.

2:35:44

Well I took a

2:35:46

picture of this Couple

2:35:48

they've got a sign people

2:35:50

will do the work for us Yeah,

2:35:53

they will spread it right they will send

2:35:55

it to all of their friends because everyone

2:35:57

is dumb That's

2:36:00

it. They didn't have to send it.

2:36:02

If you put it in the probably five of

2:36:04

the dumbest people you can think of, it'll be

2:36:06

all across America before you know it. So true.

2:36:09

You're right. That's

2:36:12

sad but true. Yeah. There is a

2:36:14

guy in Punta Gorda. Didn't really fell

2:36:16

for a scam. He just fell for

2:36:18

his trashy friend. She

2:36:22

said she'd help him clear up all

2:36:24

of his mom's stuff. Okay.

2:36:27

Turns out she just wanted to steal it.

2:36:29

Yeah. Here's the story of

2:36:31

what happened now from NBC2. Take

2:36:34

a listen. Douglas Craig was

2:36:36

scrolling through Facebook on Sunday when

2:36:38

he came across this post. I'm

2:36:41

pretty hurt because

2:36:43

I thought we were

2:36:45

friends. He said Sidney Pruitt

2:36:48

tried selling his mom's ring

2:36:50

on Facebook Marketplace for $4,500.

2:36:55

I spent $7.50. She

2:36:58

was literally asking 20 times what I paid for it.

2:37:00

Craig bought his mom this ring over 25

2:37:02

years ago. It's really special

2:37:04

because it was one of the one things I was

2:37:07

able to do for my mom and

2:37:09

everything. And she really cared about it

2:37:11

because she worked for it. Craig recently

2:37:13

inherited his mother's belongings after she had

2:37:15

a stroke. He met Pruitt on Facebook

2:37:17

about three weeks ago after she posted

2:37:20

an ad looking for a trike. Craig

2:37:22

offered her his mom so that she

2:37:24

wasn't going to use. And in return

2:37:26

Pruitt offered to help him sort through

2:37:29

his mom's stuff. There was some stuff I did

2:37:31

give her. I gave her the junk jewelry. That's

2:37:33

when he thinks Pruitt snatched the ring. Yeah, it

2:37:35

was in the house put up in my room

2:37:38

and one of the jewelry boxes that I kept. Pruitt

2:37:40

told investigators that it was part of

2:37:42

the jewelry that he gave her. But

2:37:44

Craig says he specifically told her not

2:37:46

to take any yellow tone items. After

2:37:48

seeing the ring on Pruitt's Facebook post,

2:37:51

he tried reaching out to her

2:37:53

and her family. But Pruitt didn't

2:37:55

respond. Instead... She decided to

2:37:57

open for below closet post by sex.

2:38:00

Well, I don't know what to say. Whoa,

2:38:03

whoa, hold on. I

2:38:06

didn't see that one coming. Say what? I

2:38:08

didn't expect you to say that. No. Say

2:38:11

what? Yep. What?

2:38:13

She added me for being a closet case

2:38:16

homosexual. Bisexual. Bisexual.

2:38:23

I bet it got pretty crazy after I got

2:38:25

this inheritance money. What a

2:38:27

twist. I did not

2:38:29

see that coming. What

2:38:32

is going on with that guy? He

2:38:34

leaves the guy two weeks ago on

2:38:36

Facebook and he's telling her all of

2:38:38

his life's secrets and he's

2:38:41

giving her all of his mom's crap. Yep. He's

2:38:44

like, I told all my secrets to that lady I

2:38:46

gave a track to. Yeah. Off

2:38:48

of Facebook. Turns out, bad idea. Gave

2:38:50

her a track and all my secrets.

2:38:54

I'm not going to tell you because you

2:38:56

came over, drove down here, got my

2:38:58

free track. Not

2:39:07

that we did a list of drugs or anything

2:39:09

together for days. The

2:39:23

camera man was like, what? I probably fell

2:39:25

over. He gave me a friend of his

2:39:27

who came to hear him say something. Oh

2:39:29

my God that's so funny. This girl just

2:39:31

has some wild stories. Yes.

2:39:33

She really does. You need a friend.

2:39:36

He sent her out. And

2:39:39

then she's friends with him on Facebook and she

2:39:41

posts the ring for sale on Facebook. Yeah.

2:39:44

For him to say. How

2:39:47

many secrets did he end up telling this

2:39:49

reporter? No, no, no, no,

2:39:51

we don't need all that information. No, just

2:39:53

keep it rolling. One

2:39:56

time I murdered a man. What?

2:39:58

Yeah, you're kind of a clown. I was the closeted

2:40:00

killer of the man. We

2:40:03

had a sexual relationship that I hope never

2:40:05

gets out. I don't want anyone to

2:40:07

know that. But Dan,

2:40:09

I murdered him and put him in a field in

2:40:11

Texas. That's when he

2:40:13

thinks Pruitt snatched the ring. Yeah, it was in a

2:40:15

house, in the house put up in my room, and

2:40:18

one of the jewelry boxes that I kept. Pruitt told

2:40:20

investigators that it was part of the

2:40:23

jewelry that he gave her, but Craig

2:40:25

says he specifically told her not to

2:40:27

take any yellow-tone items. After seeing

2:40:29

the ring on Pruitt's Facebook post, he tried

2:40:31

reaching out to her and her

2:40:34

family, but Pruitt didn't respond. Instead...

2:40:37

She decided to help me for being a

2:40:39

closet case bussack fool, and

2:40:41

decided to start making up about your

2:40:43

family. What

2:40:45

I love is that she made up a bunch

2:40:47

of crap. Well, everybody

2:40:50

was like, the only

2:40:52

thing truthfully that she

2:40:54

revealed was that I am closet. She

2:40:58

got that right outside of that. She

2:41:00

could have just rolled with like, none

2:41:02

of that makes any sense. I'm not

2:41:04

a closeted. That's nuts.

2:41:06

Look at the other stuff she came up

2:41:09

with. Cockamamie.

2:41:12

Well, she did. That is true. She

2:41:15

nailed that. I shouldn't have told her that. Oh

2:41:18

my God. That's crazy. Did I say that

2:41:21

on the news? I'm

2:41:23

almost starting to think maybe everything she posted was

2:41:25

true. Probably. Who knows

2:41:27

though? You never know. She's

2:41:30

crazy. He's crazy. Yeah, she's obviously nuts

2:41:33

too. Come on. I

2:41:36

can't see Lisa sitting down anywhere in

2:41:38

that person's house. Oh, for an interview?

2:41:40

Did you see his fingers? Yep, I

2:41:42

did. Did you see the chair that

2:41:44

the reporter was sitting in? It

2:41:47

was stained. She

2:41:51

is... Take a look

2:41:53

at those hands there for a second. Yeah, that's

2:41:56

it. I'm standing up

2:41:58

outside. the ring. Oh,

2:42:01

God. That, yeah, we've

2:42:03

had a lot of new shockers through the years.

2:42:06

That was one of the biggest ones. That was.

2:42:08

He decided to help me for being a closet case

2:42:10

bus, that's cool. See, that's what he needed to surprise,

2:42:13

surprise. Yeah, surprise, surprise.

2:42:15

Yep, that is. They could have edited that

2:42:17

in. They should have. Oh, man. That guy's

2:42:19

got a lot of drama, huh? Yeah,

2:42:22

he did. He did. He did. He

2:42:26

did. He did. He did. He's

2:42:28

got a lot of drama, huh? Yeah, he did. Oh,

2:42:30

yeah. His life is just filled with a lot of drama. Sit

2:42:32

down. This is going to take a while. I've got a lot

2:42:34

to say. I've got to drive all this way. Well, let me

2:42:36

tell you something. I do drugs. Lots of crazy

2:42:38

with some of the hardest ones because I've been dealing with

2:42:40

the fact that I'm

2:42:53

closeted bisexual. Don't

2:42:55

tell anybody. How did you make

2:42:57

that lady do for that trike? I

2:43:00

made her sit through my whole life story. I'm

2:43:07

trying to find her Facebook. It

2:43:09

looks like it's gone. Probably gone.

2:43:12

Arrested. Yeah, she hopped on that trike and got

2:43:14

out of there. No, yeah.

2:43:16

Yup. Be gone, bisexual. Yup.

2:43:19

It's a big wheel. Big wheel trike. Oh, he goes by

2:43:21

a different name. He goes by a different name. Oh. Yeah,

2:43:24

I found it, but there's nothing on there. No. No,

2:43:27

she got rid of it or you

2:43:29

can't see it. She

2:43:33

just offered to help him. She

2:43:35

just met him. Like, I'll help. Yeah.

2:43:38

Is that Crankle Crank? I'll tell you all

2:43:41

my secrets. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're ruffled

2:43:43

through my mom's stuff. There's just so much

2:43:45

more going on. There's so

2:43:47

much more going on. Yeah.

2:43:50

Yeah, something's up there, right? Oh, yeah. They were

2:43:52

having a party together. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

2:43:55

It was party time. Yeah. You

2:43:57

don't just meet someone on Facebook and...

2:44:00

Yeah, no tell them everything about your

2:44:02

life. Oh Well

2:44:04

fancy you showing up here reporter. I

2:44:07

was just doing some gardening that So

2:44:16

Dear God, yeah craziness.

2:44:19

I thought about washing up Screw

2:44:22

it. You know what? It's just the news. Yep

2:44:25

So when gas prices start climbing you

2:44:27

never hear people say oh, but it's

2:44:30

totally cool. I'll pay anything to transport

2:44:32

myself People

2:44:35

on social media though are talking

2:44:37

about things that are overpriced but

2:44:40

are still 100%

2:44:43

worth it. Okay. Here

2:44:45

are some of the things they're saying farm fresh eggs

2:44:49

That didn't come up hmm Yeah,

2:44:52

yep good comfortable shoes

2:44:54

and socks Yeah,

2:44:56

I see but worth Agreed.

2:44:59

I don't remember having to really spend an arm and

2:45:01

a leg on my socks. Yeah, no, I got good

2:45:03

socks But they're really didn't

2:45:05

really cost me a lot. I think I got a

2:45:08

hundred of them for like 20 bucks Yeah,

2:45:11

I I get maybe I haven't

2:45:13

had the kind of socks that people Have

2:45:17

put on I got into socks really this

2:45:19

year. Yeah this year just Okay,

2:45:24

warm socks so do you think

2:45:26

that the socks are more important

2:45:28

than the shoes no, it's all

2:45:30

important Oh, it's all important. I Do

2:45:34

I spend a lot of sock time. I have

2:45:36

a lot of sock time. What does that mean?

2:45:38

I'm kind what is not use off get these

2:45:40

stupid. I'm in your gas. Okay I

2:45:44

know a lot of us will agree with this

2:45:46

quality mattress quality pillow 100% That's

2:45:49

one of the best things in life. You can spend money.

2:45:51

Yeah. Yeah, I mean it

2:45:53

is I mean they are overpriced They're crazy.

2:45:55

Yeah, but how many times though? I guess

2:45:57

my problem with the pillow aspect is

2:46:00

you'll spend a lot of money on

2:46:02

pillows that all suck. Yeah. Like

2:46:04

to find the one and then, like

2:46:07

I will never get rid, I don't care

2:46:09

what it's starting, it might start growing some

2:46:11

stuff. It's not going anywhere. The pillow that

2:46:13

I love, I can't get rid of it.

2:46:16

I'll never find another one. I'll

2:46:18

never find another one. You always get one with like

2:46:20

washable covers and stuff. Well, that's what I have, but

2:46:22

I mean, it, you know, like

2:46:24

it's made of a certain material on the

2:46:27

inside. It started to sort of

2:46:29

fall apart. I don't know.

2:46:31

And I'm like, I, but I, it's falling

2:46:33

apart in the perfect way. Oh, honestly, you

2:46:35

know, like It was like a 10 year

2:46:37

search for me, finding the perfect pillow. Right.

2:46:40

And once you have it, you like, boy, you just

2:46:42

gonna throw it away one day? Special neck pillow. Oh,

2:46:44

I hate that one. I tried it. I have to

2:46:46

have it. I tried it. Yeah, I have

2:46:48

one with like a contour. Yeah, yeah. And

2:46:51

it's like, it's like memory foam, but it's

2:46:53

cooling also. Oh yeah, I bought that.

2:46:55

I bought big waste of money for me.

2:46:57

Really? No, I went through like probably

2:46:59

no less than like six or seven pillows.

2:47:02

You still using the pillow I gave you

2:47:04

Chuck? Oh yeah. No, it's in a closet.

2:47:06

Cause my, I don't have shoulder problems anymore.

2:47:08

Oh, you got rid of them. Yeah, it's

2:47:10

fixed. My pillow fixed you.

2:47:13

I don't know. I mean, it's just out of time.

2:47:16

Your, your pillow led to neck

2:47:19

pain. But

2:47:21

fixed your shoulder. Didn't fix it.

2:47:23

I think time fixed my shoulder. I

2:47:25

tried it. I used your pillow for

2:47:27

so long. And I was like, when

2:47:29

is this going to be fixed? And

2:47:32

then I finally was like, I can't sleep like

2:47:34

that. My neck is destroyed. I put it in

2:47:36

the closet and then everything got better. Damn

2:47:39

neck. Yeah. Another

2:47:42

thing people say overpriced, but still worth

2:47:44

it. Hiring movers. Definitely. Oh

2:47:47

yeah. One person said worth their weight

2:47:49

in gold. Yeah. Cleaning

2:47:51

my house. Air

2:47:54

conditioning comes up here. Oh boy.

2:47:57

Yeah. Yeah. That's my jam.

2:48:00

Yeah, right now it's on all winners Because

2:48:07

of the people of their apartments and then it

2:48:09

makes my apartment. Yeah Yeah,

2:48:12

so I like to remain cool. Yeah, I

2:48:15

knew someone who lived in an apartment with those

2:48:17

you know the water heater yeah style

2:48:19

and They could

2:48:21

have theirs off and it didn't matter

2:48:23

everyone else's like it would be

2:48:26

like 80. That's how it is Upper

2:48:29

level no, you're not lower level lower level.

2:48:31

Yes, so it should rise but it's we

2:48:33

have water. Oh Yeah,

2:48:35

that's it. I'm telling him Dental

2:48:38

care Yep, good.

2:48:41

Yeah, I mean, I think they may be charged

2:48:43

a bit too much though still Yeah, I'm gonna

2:48:45

do the maintenance to help keep those costs. Yeah,

2:48:47

you do Someone said a

2:48:49

good professional deep tissue massage Yeah,

2:48:52

again, I was against that for years, but

2:48:54

then I realized Wow how good you feel afterwards

2:48:58

Well, I think never done it. Yeah, it just seems

2:49:00

like it would cause me more stressed Once

2:49:04

you get over that the

2:49:06

issue of why I wouldn't do it though. It's

2:49:08

not like It's just

2:49:10

more not my thing. Yeah experiences

2:49:14

Save money on day-to-day stuff, but splurge on

2:49:17

experiences like concert tickets we can get away

2:49:20

Creates more memories and happiness. I

2:49:23

don't know try and get your daughter into Taylor Swift Ask

2:49:26

me if it was worth it Yeah,

2:49:29

we've kind of done that we you know you reach a point

2:49:31

where you don't really need Anything and

2:49:33

so we just would rather do things Sure

2:49:36

together Premium wireless noise

2:49:38

canceling headphones another thing that's overpriced

2:49:40

but people say still totally worth

2:49:43

it. Oh, yeah I've

2:49:46

stopped stopped Worrying

2:49:49

about it. I guess what

2:49:51

I used to have them on flights when I

2:49:53

would take a flight Yeah, now I'm just like

2:49:55

it's just an extra thing to carry and I

2:49:57

just don't I

2:50:00

just deal with the noise. I

2:50:02

like having my wits about me on a plane. Oh, yeah

2:50:04

smart My

2:50:07

little air pots bro, there's not much to carry it's a

2:50:09

little tiny thing. Yeah, I had a big old Over

2:50:14

the ear ones quality pots

2:50:16

and pans I

2:50:19

don't know How good of

2:50:21

my how good are my pots? They all wear

2:50:23

out eventually. Yeah. Yeah I got

2:50:26

them on Amazon when they were on sale. I have

2:50:28

two pots. I I swear to god. I don't know

2:50:31

where they came from Stop

2:50:42

by my place. She'll love me for a little

2:50:44

bit drop off. Yeah. Yeah, he moves on to

2:50:46

somebody else. Yeah Yep,

2:50:51

sometimes you pay for all their pots Solid

2:50:55

warm winter coat. Yes How

2:50:58

about that? You know, because it'll last forever.

2:51:01

Oh, but here's the thing a solid

2:51:03

warm winter coat That

2:51:06

can look cool. Yeah Because

2:51:08

that's that's what I can't find. I don't need to

2:51:10

look cool. Oh I

2:51:14

want something to look okay. I want a cool coat.

2:51:16

I want a cool coat. I want a cool coat

2:51:18

when i'm like going out Whatever, but when i'm taking

2:51:20

the dog for a walk I don't care if i'm

2:51:22

wearing a blanket as long as i'm warm I don't

2:51:24

know coming in here when the heat's out when I

2:51:26

lost all that weight. I bought a coat That was

2:51:28

like the ultimate coat. I loved it. It looked cool.

2:51:30

It was so warm It fit me

2:51:32

when I was that thin. Yeah, but now it

2:51:34

doesn't fit anymore. No just look at it all

2:51:37

the time Like that was I swear i've walked

2:51:39

by a little beautiful coat. That was a cool

2:51:41

coat. Yeah, man Yeah, and

2:51:43

divorce made the list. Nah Things

2:51:45

that are overpriced but still totally worth it

2:51:47

wrote that. Yeah, he kept voting. Yeah, divorce

2:51:49

divorce divorce You know

2:51:51

what when they're right they're right Several

2:51:56

people also mentioned paying for skilled

2:51:58

workers whether that's a lawyer, an

2:52:00

accountant, a contractor, or mechanic. Bezo

2:52:03

did it. All of it. You pay for

2:52:05

all of it. Yeah. Hire

2:52:07

it out. Yeah, you learn

2:52:09

as you go through life. Pay

2:52:11

a little more for

2:52:14

well-made items as opposed to stuff. Yeah, it's

2:52:16

tough. Like, you know, you'll cut corners and

2:52:18

it does seem to cost you in life.

2:52:21

Yep. More off. Is

2:52:23

that a good hot dog? Not wrong.

2:52:26

Is he wrong? No, that's the simplest thing. Are

2:52:29

they wrong? A good hot dog. No.

2:52:33

Overpriced, but totally worth it. Totally

2:52:35

worth it. A good hot dog. I

2:52:37

could get this normal hot dog or get this... Fancy. Winter's

2:52:40

Italian sausage. I think I'll go that route.

2:52:44

As someone else said, a good hooker. I'm

2:52:46

sure. It's not my game, but I'm sure

2:52:49

they're not wrong. Oh, God. Yeah, like anything

2:52:51

else, I'm sure you get what you pay

2:52:53

for, right? I'm sure the great ones are...

2:52:56

They're pretty pricey. Charge of premium,

2:52:59

right? Someone said good

2:53:01

weed. Definitely worth buying over a

2:53:03

clap of people. Cheaper than ever now. But

2:53:06

it's true, though. Like anything else, you can get real cheap

2:53:08

stuff, but it's better to spend a little more, I'm sure,

2:53:10

to get... Or good liquor,

2:53:12

I guess. I guess. You

2:53:14

know? Yeah. Oh, that stuff.

2:53:17

Yeah. And someone said a good couch. No, agreed.

2:53:20

Agreed. A couch to me is like a pillow. That's

2:53:22

an investment. A couch to me is like a pillow.

2:53:25

I feel like... How much you use

2:53:27

these things, right? What? Right?

2:53:29

That's more important than most things in

2:53:31

your life. The problem with it is,

2:53:33

and much like going to a furniture

2:53:36

store and they've got a couple pillows that come with a

2:53:38

bed or whatever and you get to lay on it for

2:53:41

like 1.5 seconds and try and

2:53:43

make a choice, I feel like a couch

2:53:45

is the same way. You could sit

2:53:47

on a couch inside of a store

2:53:49

and be like, this is it. This

2:53:53

is the one I like. And then you get it home

2:53:55

and it's like, no. After three weeks, you know it sucks.

2:53:59

Mine did not... actually sucks all my research

2:54:01

on couches let me tell you that the last two

2:54:06

cows I bought it sucked yeah my

2:54:08

back hurts from one

2:54:10

time I got a couch I thought it was

2:54:12

amazing it was so comfortable and then when you

2:54:14

realized that you had to sit in it and

2:54:17

your your back was a little it wasn't

2:54:19

close enough mm-hmm and you

2:54:22

just it just hurt it doesn't hurt

2:54:24

makes sense though cuz I didn't spend a lot of money

2:54:26

on either of those couches right yeah like

2:54:28

cuz it's like there's no like medium

2:54:30

couch there's either like super bucks or

2:54:33

there's yeah hundred thousand dollars doing that right

2:54:35

and finally if you love to

2:54:40

drive and have a thing for nuts yeah

2:54:43

I got the thing for you planters

2:54:45

has a gig you might be interested

2:54:47

in applications are now being

2:54:49

accepted at be a peanut or

2:54:52

calm if you're interested

2:54:54

in tooling around the country in a nut

2:54:56

mobile pretty

2:54:58

sweet ride three

2:55:00

people are being sought for this one-year

2:55:02

gig as the official

2:55:05

driver of mr. peanut Wow

2:55:08

look how fun these people look

2:55:10

you've got to be fun creative

2:55:13

and carefree and in

2:55:15

search of life's next nutty adventure Jesus

2:55:18

well so into the supplies Jason

2:55:20

and I are out yeah you

2:55:23

can't be allergic to

2:55:27

peanuts to take the job no which I think we

2:55:29

should sue Jason and say they're being discriminated

2:55:32

yeah all right let's sue away

2:55:34

yep if

2:55:37

this appeals to you you can go to

2:55:40

David check the freak calm and apply there if you

2:55:42

want to be traveled the

2:55:44

country in a nutmobile yeah the Wiener

2:55:46

mobile is a more my speed than

2:55:48

the nobody yeah yeah always

2:55:50

has been imagine being I mean

2:55:52

this to me trapped with two

2:55:54

people that maybe

2:55:56

don't like a nut We've

2:56:00

been telling her. Yeah, I

2:56:02

didn't tell him. Oh my

2:56:04

god. Like he looked like a real douche-nog.

2:56:06

Oh yeah, bad. You've got a

2:56:08

million jokes. They're all

2:56:10

bad. Looks like his name's

2:56:13

Lamp. Yeah, he does. She's

2:56:17

lactose intolerant and farts at night.

2:56:20

Oh my. Oh,

2:56:22

I feel like it would be a nightmare just stuck

2:56:24

with those two. My god. It'd be

2:56:26

a bad year. Real bad. It's

2:56:59

a massage business. The girl's affiliated with

2:57:01

this place. Very beautiful. One of the

2:57:03

booking links is super vague. Like what

2:57:05

the hell is bikini acupressure? I'm suspicious.

2:57:08

Will this place jerk me off or

2:57:10

not? Sounds like it. We're

2:57:13

getting some feedback here from people who have

2:57:15

been. Someone said in my experience they don't

2:57:17

jerk you off. They are pandering to lonely

2:57:19

dudes. So it's the girlfriend experience. Blue

2:57:23

balls. Two girls in bikinis are rubbing me down

2:57:25

and I'm just gonna be like... Let's go all

2:57:27

the way. Go

2:57:31

all the way. What

2:57:33

would I be playing on my little boombot since we're

2:57:35

doing this? Like this

2:57:37

hungy old guy. Could be like, question

2:57:39

in 80's CD, what is that? He

2:57:42

has this radio. Open the

2:57:45

top of these 50 silver things in

2:57:47

it. The only guy that brings

2:57:49

his 80 music to the real world. Yeah. David.

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