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Dave and Chuck the

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Freak Hello

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It's Wednesday, the 27th day of March You're

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really not supposed to mix these, I

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think But today is International Whiskey Day

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and National Viagra Day No,

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it's perfect, they get mixed all the time Yeah,

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that's true Sure they do So

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what is it? Does the whiskey

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have a negative impact on

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the Viagra? I think

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you could probably whiskey out the

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Viagra Well maybe it's possible but

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I don't know, like is the

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Viagra so strong that Well,

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not even whiskey can take it down Truth

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is guys, if you're really trying

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to whiskey it out, you're probably

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doubling up Right, you know, on the old

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Viagra Oh, good for the old whiskey dick?

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Yeah, I would think so Or

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does Viagra power through whiskey dong?

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I don't know, I don't know Would you pass out

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but still be rigid? I'm not sure There's

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somebody other than knows the true power of Viagra

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They do, they do They just want to tell

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us They know But

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enjoy it, National Whiskey Day, International Whiskey

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Day actually celebrated all over the world

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But National Viagra Day just celebrated

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in the US of A That's funny My favorite

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thing is that that drug was made for people's

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hearts Yeah, they were like,

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well look at that Jeez You

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know that they just started dancing

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Yeah, they were like Mine,

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mine, mine, mine There was a guy in a, with a boner,

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he was dancing with him Thank

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you, sir I don't know what's going on It

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is wonderful I mean, you think, hopefully none

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of us are there But one

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day if you reach out point where it's not working

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great to have something. Oh, for

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sure, yeah. What keeps a lot of

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guys going, to be truthful? There's

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no other reason, really. So the fact that they were able to address it. Yeah,

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I'm not gay, but I guess I have a

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couple kids. Well, yeah, you know, family and stuff,

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but also, boners. One

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Mega Millions ticket sold

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in the Garden State has just won what's believed

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to be the fifth largest jackpot in the history

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of the game, so all of

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you waking up this morning wondering if you

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were the big winner. Sorry. I thought there

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was no winner. Damn. No,

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last night's draw for an estimated 1.13 billion

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Mega Millions jackpot was won

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by a single ticket sold

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in New Jersey. They

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haven't announced exactly the location

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yet. Winning numbers were 7, 11, 22, 29,

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38, and the Mega Ball was 4. The

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jackpot would rank fifth

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in Mega Millions jackpot history. The

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holder could opt for the full jackpot

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in annual payments or take

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that payout, which this time would be $537 million.

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This jackpot win comes seven months after

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the largest ever Mega

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Millions prize, $1.602 billion,

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was won by a ticket that was

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purchased in Neptune Beach, Florida. The biggest

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US lottery jackpot of all time is

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still that $2.04 billion

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Powerball prize that was

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won in November 2022 by a ticket in California. Yeah.

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I feel like all the biggest ones have been

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in the last five years. Every time you talk

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about it, it's like one of the biggest ever.

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I think that the news has gotten good about

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covering it and then riling everybody up. Yeah, to

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go buy. I think so too. But they've actually

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done something on their end too to keep it.

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You know what I mean? Sure does

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feel like it, right? How is it all of

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a sudden changing so that people don't win for

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months and months in Jackpots get outrageous all

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the change the rules of it. Did

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they change like the way

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the numbers were? Doesn't it

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increase because people buy more tickets? It

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it definitely does that way how what

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makes the jackpot go up it does

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But I think the number one thing

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is just that week to week or

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I don't know if it's once

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a week Or if it's a couple times a week,

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but people just don't

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win anymore It

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always rolls over. It's always rolling

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over and they are Smart

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if they did manipulate anything because more

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of us play when it gets bigger

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like you don't get any of my

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money lotto but

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Did you play in this time? Yeah? Oh you

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didn't I didn't Yeah,

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they took both of them. I played

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actually because I was on the app anyway Yeah, so

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I bought the one that was 800 and then I

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bought the one that was 1.1 Oh

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you I thought you were never in until it

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was a billion. Well. I was also not I

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guess I was I was on there anyway Yeah,

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so why you know so I was on there

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for the for the the billion one, and I

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was like well I'll

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just throw the other one on and that's the one I

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thought you were talking about cuz I don't know why I

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didn't Think this one was being drawn until Friday. They

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say rising interest rates are making the jackpots

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bigger Oh, that's

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not based on annuities which you're in turn

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are based on interest rates Oh,

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that's right. That's hilarious jackpots

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right that makes sense Okay,

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so there it is the lottery have

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also changed their rules a

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bit as well so all of this combined is

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equaling Bigger jackpots yeah like

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we went back 10 years winning this billion

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is really like winning only 500 million. Yeah,

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yeah Yeah,

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take it anyway. No my god. You take it

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So you missed the mega millions jackpot, but at

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least you didn't blow 600 bucks

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on tickets I was watching the news yesterday

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one guy in Southern California spent six. Oh,

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that's real bad. Yeah on tickets Just

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whenever I see anybody buying those things, they're just gonna be

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like, you know I'm gonna win. I know. I

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know. That's what's in my head. I mean, are

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you not gonna win? Yeah, even as I'm buying

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them. Yeah, I was like... Give me two worthless

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tickets, please. Yeah. Two pieces

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of paper. Can I throw this money at you?

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Two $20 pieces of paper, please. Yeah. That's

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it. The

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Powerball tonight, you can keep dreaming, I guess, it's $865

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million. Yeah.

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So you can still... There's another big jackpot still

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up for grabs. Here's a fun hypothetical

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though. Would you rather have a 100% chance of

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winning a million or 75% chance of

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winning a hundred billion? The

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first option, of course, guaranteed money that

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would change your life. The second would

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make you one of the richest people in the world. But

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there's a one in four chance you get nothing. No

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one is ready for that, right? Like all of a

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sudden you gotta be in the Illuminati. Yeah,

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that's a crazy thing. They're like, oh my God,

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a new rich person. Oh my God. Oh

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Lord, it's this. There goes the neighborhood.

7:05

Some guy named Charles Urquhart is the

7:08

newest 100 billionaire. Where's

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the island, bitches? Tell

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me all the secrets. Someone

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pulled over 1,500 people online and

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it's close. A lot of people

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saying they'd roll the dice. I'd take the

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million. You can do a lot with that.

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You could make a lot of money with

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that. The initial million. Just

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one guaranteed one million. Guaranteed

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a million dollars. 75%

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chance. Well, so what does that

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mean after taxes? 600 grand? Yeah, it's

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not a lot really. You're

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gonna roll the dice? You're a gambler. You're

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a gambler. Yeah, I am a gambler

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in here. You know? 48%

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would go for the guaranteed money. 52%

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would risk it and go for the 100 billion. And

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lose. Yep. Oh, I'd

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do this for sure. I'm gonna

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cry. I think the million! If

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you come in and with a really pimped out Subaru

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one day, we know you oh my god I

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don't think if you have 175 you're not coming into here.

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Yeah You're

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never coming back. That's it. We'll never see

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anyone here. I just feel a little more

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luxurious every day Diamond

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studded fedora you like Are

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those gold teeth? Yeah,

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gold dreadlocks He's

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fancy He

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has an assistant do all of

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his work. He does got those

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goldfish platform shoes You

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consider wealthy goldfish platform shoes

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height of luxury Coming

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in as a pure luxurious pimp

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What's the number one way besides the things we

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said before like you know plane and all that?

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What's the number one luxury item you

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would love to buy if you won? the

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lottery Like I'm

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talking like Jason's gold

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dreadlocks what oh, yeah Is

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there some ridiculous flashy thing? That

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you would love I don't think so.

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No, I don't even think so Nope,

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no, I really do. I don't even know I don't

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even know what I would do like if all of

9:31

a sudden you just were like it's like you have

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infinite The

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only thing I want like plane.

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I'd want I guess I'd want to

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figure out where else I like So

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that I could get a home there sure

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it'd be over real estate wouldn't it? I'd

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love a show if I could just get into

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a car in the morning and Start working

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while someone was driving me to work and they

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don't talk to you right yeah. Yeah, I'd show

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for her Well,

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I'd be busy, right? I got stuff to do. I'm

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prepping for the show. Like, really? You're gonna prep for

10:05

the show? Yeah. Come on

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now. But then, what the point is,

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I could go later. If I have

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my own plane, my own island,

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and my own beer thing, I'm not prepping

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for this show. I'm not. I wish you

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the best. I wish everybody the

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best. Okay. I had, like, if I could pick just

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one thing. I guess I wasn't thinking about I won

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the... I'm not reading a bunch

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of words. No! No! Is

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that what I'm reading? No! You

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didn't like our time together, Lisa? Oh, it

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was lovely. It was lovely, Al. It's

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fine. I just loved it. First thing, reading

10:39

words in the morning. Let

10:42

me read 40 words. Someone

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said I'd... They're never the same. I'd want

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an assistant, a private island for sure.

10:50

I would invest

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in research to make the most comfortable

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toilet ever. That's money

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well spent. They have to have

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it. I bet. I bet. I don't know a lot about it.

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A personal chef? That

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would be a dream too. Lisa, you gotta have

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that. Yeah, but he's burned out. He's

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like, yeah, he's burned out. It's tough,

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man. So we're eating out a little bit more, because he's like,

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I can't handle this. Oh, it was Chef would be nice. Lisa's

11:16

tough too, I think. I feel like Lisa's

11:18

tough every once in a while. I'm like,

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really? Chicken again? Hello? She's

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like, why don't you come up with ideas? I don't know.

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I don't have any ideas. What

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about this, Jason? Someone wants to get

11:29

a diamond-studded yamaka. I

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mean, I guess. Sure.

11:34

If I got a hundred billion, I'll have a

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little bit of... Okay. Think of this, though. You've

11:38

got so much money. You have so much money.

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You just finally write your

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Mayo album, and

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it has all... It has everybody

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on it. It has anyone

11:50

you could ever dream who's still alive. Like,

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you are wrapping with all of the

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best other people. Like, Kendrick's there. That'd

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be pretty cool. You know, because... You

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know, I remember growing up and there was a

12:03

guy who lived in my town who kind of

12:05

did this and sort of got some

12:08

of his songs played actually on the radio.

12:11

His dad was independently wealthy. Okay.

12:15

Oh, yeah. And he decided he was going to

12:17

make an album and dad was going to help.

12:19

I mean, at least this was the story that

12:21

was going around. And

12:24

you know, he got all these famous people

12:26

to be on this album

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with him. And I'm like, man, that is a

12:30

that's a cheat code. Yeah. You

12:33

know, I get for

12:35

sure. Someone

12:38

said driver and chef,

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I'd get both. The one

12:42

that said easy penis enlargement. Oh,

12:45

it just doesn't. You can have all the money in the world. It

12:48

doesn't really matter. They can't do it yet. I

12:50

saw this incredible car. I think it's

12:53

like a Rolls Royce SUV and the

12:55

doors open out like this. Oh, like

12:57

suicide style. Yeah. But then

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I realized as I looked it up, because I'm

13:02

like, how much does this bitch go for? It's

13:04

outrageous. The price. Yeah. Insane.

13:08

But then the first article that came up was someone who was carjacked and it

13:10

was stolen from them. Yeah. That's

13:12

a problem when you have cars. Yeah. Honestly, none

13:15

of that flashy stuff really appeals to me. You know, like the half

13:17

million dollar watches or any like none of that

13:19

I want. I

13:22

would just have a lot of stuff like the, you

13:24

know, I would would I go get. You

13:29

know, the best metal detector. Yeah, probably.

13:31

Would I go? Would I get not

13:34

feel bad about having the best computer that

13:36

I could get? Yeah, I would. I

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would do that. But I wouldn't change. Like,

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you know, I'm a simple man in jogging pants. No,

13:44

I don't think so. I

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think a chef for you would be a great

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idea, especially since you now diabetic. He's the easiest

13:51

job for that chef. Oh my God. He's

13:54

a good chef. Anyone

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could take that job. I'm

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a lord. I do love to

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call me my lord. My lord lord. My lord gain

14:04

hamburger. I become a lord right away. Like

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let's just rap that. I'm a lord now. My

14:10

lord, more tendies? Right. That's

14:12

so easy. Hurston, more tendies. Honey sauce, please.

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I don't care. I have enough money. I've

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defeated diabetes. I've defeated it. I've paid for

14:19

a child's organs. Yeah. That

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young man's a lot of money. I'm a lot of money. I'm

14:23

a lot of money. I'm a lot of money. I'm a lot

14:25

of money. I'm a lot of money. I'm

14:27

a lot of money. I'm a lot of money. That young man's blood

14:29

now. You're whatever you need to

14:31

do to this body. I

14:35

look like one of those weird cult leaders.

14:37

I'm just walking around like in great shape

14:39

and just a speedo all the time. Someone

14:43

said if I had the money, I'd bring back

14:46

jinko jeans and Heelys. Oh man. That's

14:48

a weird move. Yeah, that is. I mean, you can't,

14:50

you can bring those back right now, man. Yeah, you

14:53

can do whatever you want. You don't have to have

14:55

any money for that. You're right. Go

14:57

get them. That's a stupid way to look. Yeah.

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There's a few people that are online that

15:03

are still rocking those Heelys and doing ridiculous,

15:05

dumb, stupid tricks on them. It's

15:07

just really funny. Someone said

15:09

I'd have a car wash in my house. Oh,

15:12

I've never cared about my car being clean. Your

15:16

car would just automatically be cleaned by one of your

15:18

workers. That's what I was going to say. Wouldn't that

15:20

be part of the chauffeur's job? Someone

15:23

else said it'd be amazing to have your own arcade. I

15:29

feel like you'd get it, you'd get a big arcade room and then

15:31

a week and then you'd never

15:33

enter that room again. Yeah, right. Like,

15:36

you always see those big mansions where

15:38

people have like bowling alleys in their

15:40

basement. How often are billionaires bowling? They're

15:42

not. It's just,

15:45

you know, could have a

15:47

kid's birthday party there. Kids might like

15:49

it. Someone said

15:51

I'd have a cottage on 200

15:53

acres in northern Michigan. That

15:56

would be my big purchase. Yeah,

15:59

land. Land if you're a hunter

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it's like a lot of Good

16:04

hunting land up there and quiet to

16:06

when everything hits the fan Someone

16:09

said Chuck would turn into Baron from Boone

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Don't eat it in your healing oils How

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he did anywhere I walk Said

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I'd buy a piece of land big enough to name

16:35

and have someone fan me and feed me

16:37

grapes in a hammock You

16:41

need that one 75 you need that 175

16:43

bill for something like that I think yeah

16:46

Someone else would move to Scotland by a castle

16:48

and have a bunch of naked women serving him

16:51

Chuck. Please stop texting This you

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ask for ideas You

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asked for all the ideas Someone

16:59

else said personal masseuse all the

17:02

best soaps Shampoos and perfumes in

17:04

the world and a lifetime of

17:06

silk lounging clothes That's

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a guy That

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was a man I'd

17:15

go check out all those spots on ancient aliens and see if

17:17

see what's up I do think that

17:19

that kind of dough could get you Real

17:22

close to all that stuff. Yeah, you know if

17:25

I had unlimited money I do everything I see

17:27

on the history channel We

17:32

got the curse of Oak Island with

17:34

sucker car Brothers

17:38

oh Yeah,

17:41

man you could do all of it. Yep Cuz

17:44

all those guys I think all of that that world's

17:46

always kind of chasing the money a little bit where

17:48

it's like they Are really into like

17:50

finding stuff out, but you have to get all that

17:53

stuff paid for yeah So they have to know like

17:55

some people with a lot of money so that they

17:57

can Get the stuff

17:59

they're interested and paid for so you

18:01

could facilitate them but then you also get

18:03

to be in the room yeah it'd be

18:06

cool someone says two words endless

18:08

hookers oh god I

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guess that is really I guess I wouldn't go check all that

18:13

stuff out I would just say of course oh

18:15

wait now that you've mentioned it I've never been in

18:18

a endless hooker I've forgotten

18:20

all about high-end escorts I'm super busy I'm super busy

18:22

guys I won't have time for much else yeah

18:25

I can't go to skinwalker where's

18:28

Lord Andy well he's in his bedroom still you

18:30

know where Louis is Lord Chuck is eating look

18:33

at the line look

18:35

at that line up Lord Chuck is eating his

18:37

dino nuggets and Lord Andy is just on his

18:39

17th whore of the day yep be

18:42

different yeah for sure someone

18:44

said I would buy a circus and

18:47

replace the carneys with women in

18:49

bikinis wow I don't

18:51

want a circus I definitely don't

18:53

want one nor do I I'd

18:57

buy three chicks to do at the same time

19:00

I mean everyone has their dreams right I'd

19:02

buy a huge yacht I don't think you

19:04

have to if you had 175 Bill

19:08

I don't think you have to buy anybody I

19:10

think they kind of hang out with you they

19:12

come to you they're gonna be around they could

19:14

just have a real nice big boat they'll

19:17

come right to you oh my god a big boat I'd get

19:19

a boat the first thing I do is buy a boat bigger

19:21

than these boats I buy them bigger

19:23

than because I just want to stick

19:25

it to them that'd be my whole

19:27

life maybe I might just be like

19:29

build me a bigger dick rocket and

19:31

then be like no just

19:36

to destroy him go

19:39

around buying letters that Elon might like oh

19:42

yeah like sorry Elon I own

19:44

L he is mine now Luke

19:48

someone said I'd clone myself so I don't have to do

19:50

a lot of stuff you wouldn't

19:52

have to do anything you wouldn't have to

19:54

do it all the stuff that you have to do

19:56

now you would not have to do anymore think

20:00

too like I you know like cuz I can think

20:02

okay people are still gonna want you to like come

20:05

to the family wedding and do all that

20:07

stuff I don't think anyone with like like

20:09

I don't think Elon goes to family weddings

20:13

I think they all know that Elon can't come to

20:15

the wedding he's too busy to come to family

20:18

anyway on saying is like if Elon

20:21

shows up somewhere it's no

20:23

longer about the

20:27

couple it's about the fact that Elon is there

20:30

yeah he steals all their thunder and so like

20:32

if I had that much money and all of

20:34

a sudden like everyone in the world knows you're

20:36

the third richest person alive like you can't do

20:40

normal everyday stuff anymore there's

20:43

a lot of this revenge stuff coming in but

20:45

I'd buy the company I work for and fire

20:47

all the upper management you

20:50

know what I'm not bailing them out season

20:57

tickets to every home sporting

20:59

event along with playoff tickets

21:02

you know what would be nice about

21:05

that is you could you could have

21:07

all of it and

21:09

not feel bad about like I can only go to

21:11

half of them or I can only I'm gonna buy

21:14

that and I'm only able to go to five

21:17

games or you should just buy the team if

21:19

you got a hundred billion

21:21

you know by all the teams you're

21:23

right and then you could sit in the sky don't

21:25

go to the game as a fair right by one

21:28

needs to save a lot of our teams

21:30

would you have more animals Lisa if

21:33

oh yeah I was thinking about it

21:35

but Carissa Thompson she works for Fox

21:37

you know the phone yeah well she

21:39

has a ranch and she has it

21:41

looks like heaven she has a bunch of

21:44

animals basically the Lisa way right what I

21:46

thought I honestly that's the vision I had

21:48

just an endless amount of land and animals

21:50

real anywhere Lisa bought

21:54

Australia And

22:00

then it's all dogs. Too many bugs. Oh

22:02

yeah, you're right. I would buy an emergency

22:04

bunker. Oh, one million person. I'm

22:07

getting on that rocket, guys. I

22:09

mean, gonna see the new Super Earth. I'll

22:11

see you later, but probably not, because you're

22:14

gonna burn from the asteroid.

22:16

Yeah. I'm trying

22:18

to keep you positive. Other people

22:20

want to buy battleships to travel the world

22:22

in it, own winery, own

22:25

golf course. The nicest

22:27

train set in the world. Wow.

22:30

But the thing is, you could have just...

22:32

What's your flight of fancy? Just whatever you

22:34

want. As dumb as it is. You're

22:37

like, Lord, Chuck, are you really

22:39

buying that fancy train set? I

22:43

would just buy an actual real train. Around

22:47

your property? Yes! Put up one

22:49

of those trains! So that's why you'd be like

22:51

the new Walt Disney. Yeah. Well,

22:54

not quite. Because

22:56

he loved trains. He built one on his house. Did

22:58

he? I didn't know that. I didn't

23:00

know that either. I didn't know that. But yes,

23:02

I would do that. I watched the best film on him. He was

23:04

all about... It was like a train. It

23:06

wasn't quite big enough. It

23:09

wasn't like a real size, but he could sit on

23:11

it. Oh yeah. That's the next

23:13

step for these train

23:15

people. It's to get that

23:18

backyard train where you can... It's kind of

23:20

kid sized and it's weirdly an adult on

23:22

the front. Very awkward.

23:24

Yeah. I'd go full train.

23:26

Yeah. It's a little way to

23:28

go. Like a zoo style train. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

23:31

Alright, we got this email that came into

23:33

us and he says, so I'm

23:35

in trouble with my girlfriend guys and

23:38

it's all her brother's fault. So

23:41

her brother's a pretty shy dude and he's

23:43

desperately trying to find a lady. So

23:46

he asked me to help him create a Tinder

23:48

profile. Honestly, I was happy

23:50

to help until my

23:53

girlfriend saw me sitting there on

23:55

Tinder on my phone and

23:59

freaked out. Oh God,

24:01

she was not at all happy Ask

24:05

me what the hell I was doing Honestly,

24:08

I never thought anything about it

24:11

until she said something and I simply said oh,

24:13

I'm just making a page for your brother He asked

24:15

for help She said Okay

24:20

But she's been acting very weird since then

24:22

like she doesn't believe me at all. Well,

24:24

cuz why would you cuz why

24:26

would you? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my

24:28

life and it's a great idea Send

24:31

us the letter to try and like

24:33

make it seem more even more proof

24:36

positive that this is what you're doing Good

24:39

idea bud, but That's

24:44

all I would do I would you'd have to like

24:46

sit down come here come here sit down look look

24:48

at look at the Code but he didn't do it

24:51

is that if he didn't do that,

24:53

then I'm not buying it, right Yeah,

24:57

I'm not buying that for one

24:59

second great idea though, bud. Good cover

25:02

story It

25:04

was on David Chuck He

25:06

says she still doesn't believe me and I've

25:08

caught her checking my phone four times in

25:10

the last two days Guys

25:12

help what can I do about this? Why doesn't her

25:14

brother who shares the same blood? Yeah,

25:17

exactly Exactly. I'd be like

25:19

come here get in here pal, right and

25:22

show her the profile I think I don't know

25:24

something's weird something's weird. Why are you writing us?

25:28

Rather than doing that going to the brother It

25:31

seems like an easy fix. Yeah, you're right. The

25:33

brother says yeah He's just helping me out but

25:35

like you show the profile and you show that

25:38

there's no other profile attached to the app Then

25:40

why what's the big deal? The

25:42

problem is he met, you know Maybe

25:46

he was in the midst of creating

25:49

a page and

25:51

he didn't finish it all For

25:54

the bromi I think what you need to do

25:56

if you're gonna do this for someone else and

25:58

you have a woman in your life you have to be

26:00

like come on in here yeah come

26:03

on in here he should be able to set up

26:05

his own tinder account he was in a how hard

26:07

is it someone else's tinder account I don't believe any

26:09

of it do you both have done it is it

26:11

that hard

26:14

to set up no that's what I don't

26:17

understand why you'd need help but how useless

26:19

are you yeah like that's it I mean

26:21

it's like like BS the airlines of thought

26:23

maybe four lines like I

26:26

like hiking I love long

26:28

walks I like sunset

26:30

and I have a big penis

26:33

and that's the four things and then you pick

26:36

your best four or

26:38

five photos and then yeah the

26:41

David Chuck tax is blowing up okay everyone's thinking

26:43

it's her she's afraid he'll

26:45

find her page she's on tinder that's the problem

26:48

she's on tinder herself she doesn't want to be

26:50

found out this is called shaming

26:56

the response yeah yeah that's number

26:59

one that's number one come on

27:01

no oh my

27:03

god you see

27:05

tinder on your partner's phone I do

27:07

a pretty going to suspect something this

27:10

is all him text and

27:12

I appreciate it she's got a pig yeah

27:16

no all of a sudden she's a bad

27:18

person right okay but here's the other

27:20

question I have so let's just say Andy said hey

27:23

Dave help me set up a tinder page can

27:25

I have the app on my phone I just

27:27

have to have his sign-in information right I think

27:30

so yeah yeah as long as you have that

27:32

you can have it on multiple phones why would

27:34

you allow someone else to have your tinder information

27:36

I really never are like it's bizarre

27:38

to me she doesn't believe him yeah

27:40

because it's asinine yeah you know there's

27:42

no right there the brother and you

27:44

were setting it up and looking at

27:46

his phone and going you know that's

27:48

one thing but if if I had

27:50

to use like

27:54

an AI program to write like

27:56

some kind of long essay about

27:58

myself then maybe I'd

28:00

ask someone for help or whatever, but

28:02

it's not like that. It's four

28:05

things that you like your age, four

28:08

photos of yourself, and that's it.

28:11

And then 95% chance you'll still be

28:13

alone. Yeah. And then, and then crickets

28:15

from my experience. Yep. Yeah,

28:20

you're right. None of this adds up,

28:22

dude. I'm sorry. The brother-in-law would be sitting

28:24

right beside you. The fact that you're like

28:26

doing it on your own time at your

28:28

place. Like I said, it's hard to believe.

28:30

If it is legit and you're telling us

28:32

the truth, you just have to

28:34

get the brother involved and say, Hey, you got to talk to

28:36

your sister and let her know that I was doing this for

28:38

you. You should have done that right away. What are you thinking?

28:40

Like any, the problem now is

28:42

that you wasted time. Any

28:46

day that went by without you completely,

28:48

100% getting every, all the facts in

28:52

everyone involved, it's all

28:54

now it can be a possible setup. You

28:58

know, now if, if

29:00

my sister's guy came to me and was like,

29:02

Hey man, I need you to say that I was

29:05

building a Tinder thing for you. I'd be like, have

29:07

you bud? Yeah, no, you wouldn't

29:09

do that. You know, so yeah,

29:11

if the, if the brother's legit, he'll have no

29:13

problem saying it. Yeah. But

29:16

if not, yeah, you probably wouldn't lie. Maybe

29:18

we don't understand just how dumb this brother

29:21

is. He maybe could be. He could be

29:23

a cross eyed moron. Yeah,

29:27

we've seen those. We don't

29:29

know. They exist. If you

29:31

ever want to reach us, email at Dave

29:33

and Chuck, the freak.com is the way to

29:35

do it. Coming up here, our first check

29:37

of the news. What's the latest on the

29:39

search for victims of the Baltimore bridge collapse?

29:41

What bizarre thing happened to a woman that

29:43

was hiking Mount Everest and do you need

29:45

a sleep vacation? Let's find out. And

29:54

I'm Dave Hunter. It is time now for

29:56

a check of the news. Cruz

29:59

search for. people still

30:01

missing after that massive bridge

30:03

collapsed in Baltimore. Let's

30:06

get the latest here from ABC News. Oh,

30:08

hold on. Hold on

30:11

a second here. Oh, boy. Nothing's

30:13

working Dave. Oh, not more than having some.

30:15

That's just out of your computer. Audio. That's

30:17

just on Dave's system. Yeah, just I can

30:19

hear your phone. Put the microphone. Yeah, put

30:21

the microphone right to your little speaker

30:24

there. That's Dave just setting there. There we

30:26

go. Yeah, we'll get back to the story

30:28

here. And the latest on it from ABC

30:30

News. See the cargo ship right here behind

30:32

me. That's the ship itself. And then right

30:34

next to it, that hole in

30:36

the skyline where the bridge once was, that

30:38

massive cargo ship smashing into the bridge

30:41

around 1.30 in the morning here, the

30:43

bridge collapsing right into the harbor waters.

30:45

The ship had alerted harbor authorities to

30:47

an emergency. They had lost power. Police

30:50

quickly blocking traffic at both ends,

30:52

saving lives just before the collision

30:54

and collapse. But an eight

30:56

man maintenance crew was at work on the

30:59

bridge. Two workers survived, a live stream camera

31:01

capturing the stunning moments before the collapse, the

31:03

ship losing power, the lights going out, then

31:05

slamming into a bridge support at

31:08

an awful moment. The 1.6 mile long

31:10

bridge completely fails and collapses. When

31:13

the sun came up here this morning, the stunning

31:15

images coming into focus, the tangled metal draped over

31:17

the ship. And all day long

31:19

here, the massive search and rescue effort, the

31:21

Coast Guard, the NTSB fire department and first

31:24

responders all on the scene here. And

31:26

FBI divers probing the water, sonar

31:29

detecting vehicles underwater. At

31:31

this hour, Baltimore has declared a state of

31:33

emergency. President Biden promising to

31:35

rebuild the bridge, asking Congress to help.

31:38

And tonight what we are now learning from

31:40

the investigation already, the history of this cargo

31:42

ship, my interview with the governor of Maryland

31:44

just moments ago here, but first

31:47

tonight the terrifying images moments before

31:49

the collision and then what brought

31:51

this bridge down. I'm Bill Benitez,

31:53

leading us off here in Baltimore. thousand-foot

32:00

cargo container ship losing power and

32:02

ramming into Baltimore's Francis Scott Key

32:05

Bridge Yeah

32:11

The 1.6 miles long bridge

32:13

crashing down in just seconds plunging

32:15

into the Patapsco River overnight the

32:18

key bridge the Francis Scott

32:20

Key Bridge just got hit

32:22

by a cargo ship Baltimore's

32:25

mayor declaring a state of emergency

32:27

the Coast Guard the NTSB and

32:30

the FBI all on the scene

32:32

the intense urgent search and Rescue

32:34

efforts underway sonar detecting vehicles underwater

32:36

first responders fire departments and Coast

32:38

Guard teams all rushing to the

32:41

scene in the immediate Aftermath searching

32:43

through the overnight hours in the freezing water Rescuers

32:45

finding two people alive one of

32:48

them hospitalized six are still unaccounted

32:50

for all believed to be construction

32:52

workers on the bridge at the

32:54

Time working to repair potholes late

32:57

tonight the Coast Guard saying they are now

32:59

suspending their search for the workers Based

33:02

on the length of time that we've

33:04

gone in this search the extent of

33:06

search efforts that we put into it

33:09

The water temperature that at

33:11

this point we do not believe

33:13

that we're gonna find any of these individuals

33:15

still alive Construction worker

33:18

Jesus Gumpel says he knows some of

33:20

the team working on that bridge Oh

33:24

We do know that was really

33:26

hard his who says we are colleagues from

33:29

work and friends We

33:31

pray for the construction workers who are on

33:33

the key bridge and we pray for

33:35

everyone who has been touched by this tragedy

33:38

Tonight we're learning moments before the crash

33:40

the ship issued an urgent May Day

33:42

allowing quick-thinking police to block traffic on

33:44

the bridge Hold all traffic on

33:46

the key bridge There's a

33:48

ship approaching it just lost their steering

33:51

the officers then planning to get the

33:53

construction crew off that bridge before it

33:55

collapse The whole bridge just

33:57

fell down start start whoever,

34:00

everybody, the whole bridge just collapsed.

34:02

The quick work of law enforcement

34:04

who kept more vehicles from coming

34:06

onto the bridge, they undoubtedly saved

34:08

a neuromanalized. It all happened just

34:10

before 1.30 this morning. You can

34:13

see cars crossing over the bridge just

34:15

moments before impact. Video timestamps on this

34:17

livestream footage showing the ship's lights went

34:19

off at 1.24 a.m. before

34:22

turning back on a minute later. Then

34:25

thick black smoke begins pouring out of the

34:27

top of the ship, 1.26 a.m. with

34:30

the power turning off again and then back on at 1.27

34:32

at 1.28 a.m. You

34:35

can see the last cars driving over

34:37

that bridge. And about 30 seconds

34:40

later, the ship rams into one

34:42

of the bridge's supports, bringing down the

34:44

entire bridge. Officials say

34:46

the ship was moving at eight knots,

34:48

roughly nine miles per hour, much faster

34:50

than they should have been. So tonight,

34:52

the major questions, what happened on this

34:54

cargo ship in the final moments before

34:56

the collapse? The pilot at

34:58

the controls was currently undergoing post-accident drug

35:01

and alcohol testing. It was a local

35:03

pilot specializing in navigating the port,

35:06

not part of the ship's crew driving the

35:08

ship. The cargo ship named

35:10

Dolly was heading from Baltimore to Sri

35:12

Lanka, flying a Singapore flag. This

35:14

screen recording for maritime data provider,

35:16

Marine Traffic, shows Dolly's track as

35:19

it approached and collided with the

35:21

key bridge. You can see Dolly veered slightly

35:23

to the right at this point before hitting

35:25

the bridge. So,

35:27

you know, there's been so much false

35:29

information being spread about this online and

35:31

that kind of clears. Oh, yeah, yeah.

35:34

Oh, my God, it's insane. And

35:36

people saying they saw explosives and all sorts

35:38

of things. Oh, that kind of like, I

35:40

know. That's crazy. This is live out of

35:42

Twitter. Looking for clicks, looking for clicks. Yeah,

35:45

but yeah, that should clear.

35:47

It wasn't even anyone involved with that freighter

35:50

that was driving it was a local guy

35:52

who they hire because it's a tricky bridge

35:54

to get under, right? With

35:56

a ship that size, you have to go directly under a

35:59

certain part of it. Yeah, so they bring

36:01

in a local guy at a

36:03

certain point who takes you through Under

36:06

the bridge and then a boat comes on

36:08

the other side picks him up and

36:10

he's gone So

36:13

yeah lots to still look

36:15

into It's pretty wild

36:17

like the communication went really

36:19

really well It seems like a ship to get

36:21

to the police That's what

36:24

that's wild to me that they were able

36:26

to stop Yeah traffic from entering the bridge

36:28

Yeah, cuz I think all of us thought

36:30

there were people on that bridge like other

36:32

than the construction guys at the time But

36:35

there are there wasn't yeah cars are empty

36:37

or something. What I read How

36:40

though I mean, I guess they didn't weren't

36:42

able to communicate with the construction workers yet, or

36:44

they were just Yeah

36:46

enough time to get them off the

36:49

bridge time or they stopped the traffic

36:51

but they didn't like It's

36:53

a big brick like yeah a mile 1.6 miles

36:55

and also like you're a cop you're not gonna

36:57

go out there Like you can't

37:00

go out there yourself You're not gonna put yourself

37:02

in that kind of like a building or there

37:04

could have been a language barrier There could have

37:06

been anything that was going on like you're trying

37:08

to get a hold of them on on what

37:11

their their cell phones Who

37:14

knows they had like 30 seconds So

37:20

But you just cannot believe everything you

37:22

see Oh guy guys, you know It's

37:26

absolutely really can't they you

37:28

know, they do say though that these ships

37:30

are barely hanging on there's bear like they're

37:32

they they barely Have

37:35

enough safety features on them to

37:37

even be allowed to go into

37:39

ports By

37:42

the Coast Guard super expensive and taking care

37:45

of like planes or something now Like

37:47

crazy crew from some other land that's

37:50

as paid as cheap as they can

37:52

get them and Inspection in

37:54

September on it, but didn't find anything. Well

37:56

this boat of this exact boat. I think

37:58

crashed into a dock a

38:02

couple years ago or something like that. So,

38:04

I don't

38:07

know. Yeah, it was one of

38:09

the things that I saw. You

38:13

know, they're big and when

38:15

stuff goes wrong, it's you can't

38:17

really stop them because I think

38:20

they threw the anchor in the

38:22

ground. And

38:24

I think that's what twisted it maybe. I

38:27

think that it kind of pulled

38:29

it and made it sort of veer. You

38:33

know, but you're trying anything. Yeah,

38:35

sure to stop it. Yeah, absolutely.

38:38

But still, there's still lots of questions to

38:41

be answered here in this one. And we'll

38:43

see as the investigation unfolds what exactly went

38:45

on. But yeah, unfortunately, they did call off

38:47

the search for the remaining

38:50

six construction workers there as...

38:54

Yeah. No one would have been able to

38:56

survive that long in the

38:58

water there. Now, to

39:00

some other news of the day, there

39:02

was a suspected rub and

39:05

tug in Michigan in East Point

39:07

Uh-oh. that now for

39:09

the second time in three years, they've shut

39:12

it down. They shut it down before and

39:14

it got right back to rubbing and chugging.

39:17

Had a good three year run, huh?

39:19

Yeah. But now they've rated it again.

39:21

Here's the latest on that from WDIV

39:23

TV. In other words,

39:25

the raid on here, this was not done

39:28

on a whim. The PD had been getting

39:30

call after call about issues with what was

39:32

allegedly going on here. But if you walk

39:34

around this strip mall and you talk to

39:37

people, they will tell you it

39:39

was the worst secret ever. In the words of

39:41

one guy, way too many dudes. Way

39:44

too many dudes. Yeah. It kills

39:46

itself as Bella Touch, a

39:49

so-called massage spa. I like

39:51

that. Throughout the past few months, we have

39:53

received numerous tips and complaints from community members

39:55

who would come to get a legitimate massage

39:58

and they are being offered. I'm in

40:00

a cycle of favor for extra money after a

40:02

completion of the massage. Police moved in

40:04

today with an undercover officer who went

40:06

in asking for a regular massage and

40:09

was then asked if he wanted more.

40:12

A lot more. Is that the undercover

40:14

cop? I don't think so.

40:17

They would show him. That's just a

40:19

guy who was like, I almost just

40:21

got busted. Who's

40:24

that guy standing outside? Don't show

40:26

me! What if I

40:28

just went to a place that's beside it?

40:32

I would never go to the touch me salon.

40:35

I am here for the Subway sandwich

40:37

that's next door. The

40:39

poor guy! And then they'd put me on the news. He

40:42

looked like a rubber tugger. Oh no!

40:44

They made it look like he was.

40:47

Oh! I just got tugged and

40:49

caught. That's

40:52

terrible, the poor guy. Oh,

40:54

he's not associated with that place that

40:56

year. Look at that, just where you

40:58

paused it. That could be on the

41:01

internet everywhere. The task parlor shut

41:03

down after raid. I'd

41:05

love to have him tug. Screen

41:07

cap that, use it for your story. No! If

41:13

he's not involved, that's poor bastard. And was

41:15

then asked if he wanted more. A

41:17

lot more. It makes it feel

41:19

like it's him! It does. Oh,

41:23

that's some interesting editing. Those

41:25

who are in and out of this strip mall who don't

41:27

want to be on camera tell us

41:29

that business model is not so secret

41:32

and isn't new. Listen

41:35

to this. We did similar

41:37

single operational displays approximately three years

41:39

ago. And some things,

41:41

they were offering sexual favors back then as

41:44

well. Back

41:47

here live, police tell us they've got more to

41:49

do out here, including trying to check on the

41:51

immigration status of the women who are working here.

41:54

Whether they're in the United States legally at

41:56

this point. And here's the other thing, I

41:58

asked the officer, I said, well you guys

42:00

are... shutting this down he said yes we're

42:03

shutting it down tonight but ultimately it's not

42:05

up to us we're turning it over to

42:07

the business or the building department they'll be

42:09

out here tomorrow seeing if

42:11

this is going to be allowed to reopen in

42:13

any capacity. Reopen

42:16

before so yeah I

42:19

guess they must have we

42:21

always say the same thing with these things like

42:23

it's they don't really do anything until they get

42:25

sort of a sniff of maybe there's some human

42:29

trafficking or like a

42:31

legal immigration type of stuff

42:34

this poor guy. That guy on he's on

42:36

his phone he's at you guys he must

42:38

be involved in this somehow he's at the

42:41

door he's at the door of the massage

42:43

bar. Yeah I'm hoping he's just specifically said

42:46

people that didn't want to be on camera you know I

42:48

yeah I feel like there's more to that

42:51

story that we don't know but it does

42:53

look bad. Maybe he is the undercover guy.

42:55

Well the thing is why would you show

42:57

an undercover guy? He's like a capture undercover

42:59

police officer. I just imagine he's on the

43:01

phone with his wife or something like hey

43:03

honey yeah just uh it's the worst thing

43:05

you know. You had it in a

43:07

couple minutes? You wouldn't believe it I went to the

43:09

steak shop and

43:11

there's all these cops here you

43:14

know and now you're the what looks

43:16

like the featured man on the robin chug. Oh

43:23

someone knows him. Someone does if you know the

43:25

guy who was featured in the robin chug story.

43:28

Oh that's terrible. Let us know we'd like to

43:30

talk to him to see what his involvement is.

43:33

All right another pervert to tell you about today

43:35

a guy was busted

43:37

recording women in the bathroom

43:39

at a marshal

43:41

store in Jacksonville, Florida.

43:44

The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office looking for this dude

43:46

accused of recording women in the bathroom there.

43:50

He was posted

43:53

on the Jacksonville Sheriff's

43:55

Office Instagram. Oh

43:57

well okay. Yeah,

44:00

you're on this guy definitely keep

44:02

your eye here's what the video

44:05

a bystander caught here Oh

44:07

my good really for recording what is

44:09

wrong with you? You

44:11

you? He's

44:15

lucky look that's how he was holding the

44:17

phone You're

44:30

a fucking you You're

44:36

sick for that you know, it doesn't

44:38

matter don't we don't believe I want

44:40

it all I want it He's

44:45

deleting everything off his phone right in front of

44:48

them Well, they can get all

44:50

that no You

44:52

can't get rid of the stuff you think you can

44:54

but then they just go in there and they got

44:56

a little cop device Yeah, they get on stuff. They

44:59

don't have him yet He's described as

45:01

a white male with a light fair

45:03

complexion and thin build straight hair medium

45:05

length wearing glasses a dark blue long-sleeve

45:07

shirt And gray sweatpants at the time

45:09

of this very clear video. Yeah. Yes

45:11

This viral video shows him being confronted

45:13

by the alleged victims and other shoppers

45:15

in the store He apparently

45:17

recorded two ladies in

45:20

the stall next to them. I Tell

45:22

you what he looks like Adam

45:24

Driver was on SNL. Oh,

45:27

yeah, and he did one of those undercover

45:29

boss Kylo

45:31

Ren Kylo

45:34

Ren went undercover and

45:36

they put a blonde wig on him and stuff

45:39

and this dude He

45:41

looks like a lager Same

45:45

pos Kylo Ren undercover You

45:55

Know I was just at a marshals a couple

45:57

weeks ago and there was not a single person

46:00

in that place. No. I would like to see. Oh my

46:03

god. There's another one in there.

46:06

It was packed to the brim. Oh was it

46:08

really? Yeah, it was packed. You're always looking to

46:10

see if you'd like to see people naked? Well

46:12

I'm just reflecting on it like, no. It's insane

46:15

to me. Yeah. You saw that lady trying

46:17

to shop for her marshal stuff. She's like

46:19

what's happening? Yeah. One lady was like oh

46:22

my god a situation. I'm just looking for

46:26

a flowery tablecloth.

46:29

What? That's it.

46:33

Yeah, that's all that's in there. But

46:36

it appears this one did have some nicer

46:39

looking ladies that he was obviously. Just

46:41

ladies if you can't avoid it don't go

46:43

to a public bathroom. I

46:45

mean that's crazy. That's crazy but

46:47

they're everywhere. I know but

46:49

I'm just saying. He's not. You're not.

46:52

You can mob the perv. He's not

46:54

wrong but I do understand that

46:56

you have to go to the bathroom. But

46:58

boy oh boy. It is a chance.

47:00

You take a chance. You just take a chance and you

47:02

just look around and this guy is really

47:04

dumb with the way he tried to do

47:06

it too. Luckily. Do you think

47:08

he just walked into the girls bathroom

47:10

and just stuck his foot underneath? My

47:12

god. Or maybe he set himself up

47:14

in one stall if

47:17

there's like three stalls in a row.

47:19

Yeah. But then there's like you look

47:21

down you're like that's a man's foot. That

47:23

is a giant foot with a big camera on it. It

47:27

was pretty obvious what was going on

47:29

there. Yeah. State police in Pennsylvania searching

47:32

for a suspect they say stole five

47:34

thousand dollars in winnings from Rivers Casino.

47:37

The victim won a slot machine jackpot and

47:40

was paid out in cash but when he

47:42

sat down to continue playing the slots the

47:45

cash fell out of his pocket onto

47:47

the floor. That's when a

47:49

guy in a hover round. picked

48:00

up the cash and zoomed away. I

48:02

win. I win. Yeah,

48:04

man. It's bad bitch. It's

48:06

like five grand now you know. I win.

48:09

I win. It's shit, man. The

48:14

victim, by the time he noticed, the suspect

48:17

on the hover round was long gone. They're

48:19

now searching for the hover round victim, the

48:21

hover round guy. Okay, like I know you

48:24

stole it, but isn't

48:26

like when something falls out of

48:28

your pocket, like it's not yours anymore. Yeah, I

48:30

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No,

48:32

I think it's still somebody else's. I don't know.

48:36

It's still stealing. Yeah. It's

48:38

hilarious. He got away with it. Yeah.

48:41

So far. Because he's in a hover round. How

48:43

did he get away? I know. The

48:45

guy just didn't notice. Yeah. If the guy

48:47

hadn't noticed, you got him. Right. Yeah. Right.

48:51

Chase him down. Throw him off that hover round. Zoom right

48:53

out of there. Yeah. There's his

48:56

battery foot in front of it. Probably the

48:58

thing can't go over it. Climbing Mount Everest

49:00

is dangerous, but I did not see this

49:02

coming. A 42-year-old woman was taking part in

49:04

a charity hike to the base camp. She

49:07

was in the middle of face timing with her

49:09

family. She got savagely

49:11

gored by a yak. What

49:14

is a yak doing up there? Dude, it's

49:16

like the middle of the mountains, of course.

49:18

That's where they live. The family got to

49:20

see that? Yes. While

49:22

she was face timing, she was savagely gored. Oh, boy.

49:25

Emma Keene was taking part in the charity hike

49:28

when she was attacked in the village of near

49:31

Nepal. She said, I was speaking to my

49:33

brother and his wife and their son, showing

49:35

them what I was doing on

49:38

face time and then showing them the yak. But

49:41

without warning, I heard the hoofs

49:43

pounding toward me and

49:45

a sharp, stabbing pain in the top

49:48

of my leg. Oh, God. It

49:50

threw me up in the air about three feet,

49:53

and I landed back down with a thud. Another

49:57

member of her group ran to her aid,

49:59

found her screener. screaming in pain,

50:01

he said I could quickly see

50:03

the yak's horn had gone through

50:05

Emma's leg. There was a

50:07

big hole with blood pouring out

50:10

of it. She

50:12

was airlifted to a hospital for treatment before

50:16

rejoining the group to

50:18

complete the last part of the trek, but

50:20

she did that on horseback. Okay, well she's

50:23

tougher than I thought. She's super tough, yeah.

50:25

There she is there. Mind you, she's on

50:27

a hike to the base camp on that

50:29

list. I mean, I would never dream of

50:31

that. Never. Can I fly in

50:33

a helicopter near Everest? That's

50:36

good enough for me. That's it, that's all you

50:38

need? How warm is it in this helicopter? Super

50:40

nice. Yak attack. You

50:42

don't want a yak

50:45

attack. I feel

50:47

like you really don't. It's probably very,

50:49

very bad. Maybe

50:51

this guy should be thanking his ex

50:54

for the extra motivation. Either way, tough

50:56

luck for her. A guy in Melbourne,

50:58

Australia is opening a new Korean barbecue

51:00

joint. Before he even

51:03

opened for business, he just put up

51:05

a huge sign to dunk on his ex for

51:07

dumping him when he had no money. In

51:10

big block letters, it says,

51:12

hey Sophia, you broke up

51:14

with me because I was poor. Now

51:16

I've got the money to open a Korean

51:18

barbecue. Are you regretting it? Oh, what a

51:20

dummy. I think it's over it. Yeah. Let's

51:23

hope it succeeds. I love this song.

51:25

I can't tell you right now. It

51:27

won't. It's not going to.

51:30

He put up two signs actually, one on each

51:32

side of the building. So he really wanted to

51:34

make sure she saw it. No word from Sophia,

51:38

but it's gone pretty viral in Australia. So I'm

51:40

assuming she has seen it by now. The

51:42

only thing that would make this

51:45

okay is if Sophia is not

51:47

real and that he just did this to get

51:50

some attention, which in that case,

51:52

it's very smart. But

51:54

if not, you just look like the world's

51:56

biggest loser of all time. Yeah. Yeah.

52:00

loser. Yeah. And

52:03

like, I would say a

52:05

lot of people that are like opening up

52:07

their first restaurant, they're

52:09

scared to death because they probably put every cent

52:11

that they have into it and there's no guarantee

52:14

they're gonna make any money off of this yet.

52:16

I think there's like a guarantee that like for the first

52:19

two years you won't. Exactly. He's

52:21

gonna be more poor now than he

52:23

ever has been. Yep. It'll

52:25

be a struggle for sure. And finally a

52:27

World War II vet in Texas named Carl

52:30

Schlesinger just turned 106 and he's

52:32

offering some practical advice for anyone who wants

52:34

to make it to that age. What is

52:37

it? Let's find out from Fox 7

52:39

in Austin. Take a listen. Carl Schlesinger

52:42

at the center of attention

52:44

for his 106th birthday, surrounded

52:46

by friends and family. The

52:48

festivities kicked off with a serenade.

52:53

And the traditional birthday song.

53:09

Andy, give me a wink when I can turn my hearing

53:11

aids back on. What is it

53:13

takes to live such a full life?

53:16

You can always kind of get

53:18

a chuckle out of a... He

53:20

sounds great. Well, I

53:23

didn't die so I guess

53:26

just had to be... not

53:28

to be this far along

53:30

in years. That's his advice, don't

53:32

die. Yeah, that's what

53:34

we're all trying. I'm

53:37

trying not to. What kind of good

53:40

advice I

53:42

can give anyone. All I

53:45

know is from my own

53:47

experience You're

53:50

the best you can with what you've

53:52

got. Schlesinger says he was married for

53:54

nearly 62 years. He

53:56

is a dad of two, grandfather of five,

53:58

great grandfather of five. a five

54:00

and a great great grandfather of one.

54:02

He's always been very sweet. He was

54:05

very sweet to my mother. She had

54:07

many health problems and he helped

54:09

her through that and and

54:11

I think that's one of the reasons

54:13

why he puts its longevity. Schlesinger is

54:16

a veteran who joined the United States

54:18

Army Air Corps at the age of 24

54:20

during World War II. He was away for

54:22

about a year before the

54:24

war ended. So he was away from

54:27

his family and yes we

54:29

feel like he's our hero. The family hero

54:31

says he has plans to celebrate more

54:33

birthdays in the years to come. I'd like

54:36

to make four more I

54:38

got to even 110. We

54:40

just went to the heart doctor a couple of

54:42

weeks ago and he told him he thought he

54:45

was going to live to be 110. I think

54:47

that's why he said that. Schlesinger says he has

54:49

a regimen that keeps him looking and feeling

54:51

youthful. I shave,

54:54

take showers, whatever,

54:57

try to keep myself

54:59

healthy. He's

55:01

a great guy. Maybe it's something

55:03

I got from my

55:05

dad. He still takes long

55:08

walks here inside the um inside

55:10

the Parsons house. Yes and he tried

55:12

you know still tries to stay on

55:14

his feet and and he

55:17

just started using a walker maybe like

55:19

a year ago. And on the days

55:21

that life feels heavy he says he

55:24

follows these simple steps. Go

55:26

left, look out the windows and see

55:29

what's going on outside. I say

55:32

to myself well I

55:36

guess my life ain't exactly too bad. I

55:39

love this World War II vet so much. They're

55:41

so awesome. These

55:44

kind of stories like freak me out and make me not

55:46

want to end up in a retirement home though and have

55:48

one of those crazy parties where there's like a fiddle player.

55:55

He always said he would never want this. I told

55:57

everybody I wanted just drugs good ones.

56:00

Put it in writing. Put

56:02

it in writing. Hard

56:05

street drugs! I'm 106! Did

56:08

I've had enough? Help!

56:12

End it! No. A

56:16

different ending for sure. But to

56:18

me it's just when you can string

56:21

stuff together and you're

56:23

106 and you're

56:25

able to tell a story and it

56:27

makes sense something. You're doing great. Look

56:30

out windows. Whatever

56:33

keeps you going. Whatever it is. We'll

56:36

take a break. When we come back in a

56:38

moment, Celebrity Dirt and Sports News on the way.

56:40

Have Prince Harry and Cuba Gooding Jr.'s names come

56:42

up during the P. Diddy investigation? Why

56:45

is the internet divided over a new video clip

56:47

of Jennifer Lopez? And

56:49

who only needs two hours of sleep

56:51

a night? We'll get to that and

56:53

much more. We'll return in just a moment here on

56:55

Chuck the Freak. Oh

57:26

a deer jutted out? Yeah. He

57:30

admitted this? You admitted it.

57:34

Because the Canadian authorities would have shown him what

57:36

happened, Dave? Tell us what happened now. You're

57:39

going to get mister for sure. And he'd

57:41

say, boys, Road Hat, Abe. You came out

57:43

here? The beard for the tree and they're

57:45

like, oh! And then they get it. They're

57:47

like, okay, alright, Abe. Reduce the charge, Dave.

57:50

Flasket came for me. Dave

57:52

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It's a Wednesday morning on Dave and Chuck

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is on the way next. Have Prince Harry

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and Cuba Gooding Jr.'s names come up in

59:22

the P. Diddy investigation? Why

59:24

is the internet divided over a clip

59:27

of Jennifer Lopez and who only needs

59:29

two hours of sleep a night? That's

59:32

all on the way. As we

59:34

start with some sports news, former

59:36

NFL defensive back Malcolm Butler, whose

59:38

interception clinched a Super Bowl

59:41

for the Patriots, has been arrested

59:43

in Providence and charged with

59:45

driving under the influence. According

59:48

to police and court documents, Butler,

59:51

34 years old, was

59:53

observed blocking a lane of traffic in a

59:55

stopped car at 322 in the morning. The

1:00:00

officer says Butler was sweating profusely

1:00:02

and said, just

1:00:04

take me to jail. That's

1:00:07

what you don't want to say. Yeah,

1:00:09

right. They will. I've seen that on

1:00:11

TikTok. Don't say that. When

1:00:13

asked if he had been drinking alcohol, that

1:00:15

was his response. He reportedly told police he

1:00:17

was coming from a studio in Providence where

1:00:20

he was making some new music. Butler

1:00:23

refused to submit to an alcohol test after he

1:00:25

was transported to the police station. Yeah, they always

1:00:27

say do that too. His

1:00:30

attorney says that his

1:00:32

client's 4th, 5th, 6th and 14th amendment

1:00:35

rights were breached. I

1:00:38

like him already. He seems like a good

1:00:40

attorney. Yeah, he's

1:00:42

come up with a stop. Look at all these

1:00:44

amendments. I'll

1:00:46

look those up later. Although he did

1:00:49

go on to say the attorney, I

1:00:51

think when they stopped him he wasn't

1:00:53

driving. I think you should know. Listen,

1:00:55

come up with all the stuff for

1:00:57

me. He was

1:00:59

off the road, his lawyer said, and he

1:01:01

wasn't driving at the time. That tells me

1:01:03

he was trying to be responsible. I

1:01:08

like the cut of his jib. Yeah, this is a good but...

1:01:10

Dynamite lure. Butler played four seasons

1:01:12

with the Patriots and three for the Titans. He last

1:01:14

appeared in an NFL game during the 2020 season, but

1:01:18

he just officially retired earlier this

1:01:20

month. Yeah,

1:01:23

I mean, it's... He

1:01:26

can't do it, you know. He just can't

1:01:28

be wanged out of your mind trying

1:01:31

to drive. That's strange though. You haven't played in

1:01:33

the NFL in four years and you just officially

1:01:35

retired. He was still trying, I

1:01:38

guess. I guess he was probably trying, hoping somebody would pick

1:01:40

him up. Yeah, I do wonder maybe if he was doing

1:01:42

any training camps and just always got cut right

1:01:44

at the end or... It's

1:01:49

a wild time because the part of you I

1:01:51

think like I made the

1:01:53

interception. I won this whole area.

1:01:56

A Super Bowl, I could probably do whatever I

1:01:58

want. Right. You

1:02:00

can't. You can't. You can't.

1:02:02

Meantime, a new report says Detroit Lions

1:02:04

defenseman Cameron Sutton was at the team's

1:02:07

facility when news that an arrest warrant

1:02:09

had been issued for him was made

1:02:11

public. He was actually at a Lions

1:02:13

facility. President Rod Wood,

1:02:15

who was at the NFL's league meetings in Orlando, said

1:02:17

that a member of the team was

1:02:20

able to talk with him and advise him to

1:02:22

turn himself in. The

1:02:24

next day, of course, as you know,

1:02:26

the Lions released Sutton. Sutton

1:02:28

is wanted for suspicion of

1:02:30

domestic violence through strangulation, which,

1:02:32

if convicted, would be a

1:02:35

third-degree felony with up to five years in

1:02:37

prison. But they still haven't tracked him down.

1:02:39

He's still at large. Yeah, it's wild that

1:02:41

he was here as it all broke. And

1:02:43

they really did. They tried to convince him.

1:02:45

They're like, hey, man, your best move is

1:02:47

to turn yourself in. And

1:02:49

they said he basically was like, you

1:02:51

know, but so then,

1:02:53

okay. They

1:02:59

have his like, there

1:03:01

was all the talk of like that his license

1:03:03

plate was like seen in Florida and stuff like

1:03:05

that on the, so I don't know if

1:03:07

he headed all the way down back to that. Like no one

1:03:09

knows where he is. So it's

1:03:13

a long haul from

1:03:15

Detroit to Florida. But

1:03:17

if you're on the run, yeah, you

1:03:20

drive as long as it takes, I guess. Series

1:03:22

player Oscar Gonzalez is recovering

1:03:24

from breaking his eye socket

1:03:27

after fouling a

1:03:30

ball off his face. Oh, God.

1:03:32

It's hard to throw. He's

1:03:35

already on the bag and is throwing over and then he

1:03:37

got such a huge. What a

1:03:40

freak mishap. And

1:03:44

fouled that ball off a pitch rising up and

1:03:46

in. It looks like it went off his face.

1:03:48

Yeah. He was right off close to

1:03:50

his hands. Both

1:03:53

he was on the move and with two

1:03:55

strikes, he's swinging and. They

1:04:00

played like a weird team the 26

1:04:02

year old Yankees outfielder was playing against

1:04:04

the Diablos Rojos During an

1:04:07

exhibition game in Mexico City when

1:04:09

this happened He was

1:04:11

captured foul tipping the ball into

1:04:13

his face Fracturing his right orbital

1:04:16

before falling to the ground in pain The

1:04:18

ball bounced off his back handle before going

1:04:20

up to his face and knocking off his

1:04:22

helmet Hurts so bad.

1:04:24

I think that team like had what's that

1:04:26

Bauer guy? The

1:04:29

world yeah, Joe Bauer He was

1:04:31

like the one that was accused of

1:04:33

all the sexual stuff and then it kind of went away

1:04:35

But no one will find him anymore. He pitched for them

1:04:37

in one of these games. I saw

1:04:40

Moan dudes down, but I feel like the

1:04:42

ball comes off the bat faster Like

1:04:46

the exit velocity like when they hit home runs and

1:04:48

stuff. So yeah, you would have just got square with

1:04:50

the pitch I didn't feel like it's

1:04:52

worse coming off the bat Yeah,

1:04:54

I mean there's a ricochet. There's Yeah,

1:04:58

like a lot of times a ball's been thrown

1:05:00

in at like 88 miles an hour. It leaves

1:05:02

the bat at like 108 Maybe

1:05:06

the foul ball wouldn't if you

1:05:08

get hit in the eye By

1:05:10

even an 80 mile an hour ball. That's

1:05:12

not great. I'm it would go right through

1:05:14

my skull. Oh my god. It's not great

1:05:17

And one more kind of sports note in

1:05:19

case you haven't heard happy Gilmore 2 is

1:05:22

officially happening the script currently in development and

1:05:24

Dan Patrick has been able to confirm that

1:05:26

he's gonna have a part in the movie

1:05:28

on His show Patrick

1:05:30

read a text exchange he'd had with

1:05:32

Adam Sandler in it Patrick

1:05:35

asked Sandler how much time he should take

1:05:37

off to shoot. Happy Gilmore 2 since he's

1:05:39

planning his schedule for the rest of the

1:05:41

year and Adam

1:05:43

Sandler replied we'll need you at least a few

1:05:46

days Hmm Dan

1:05:48

Patrick's been in movies before I can't remember

1:05:51

what movie I saw Yeah, but I

1:05:53

do remember him doing a cameo in something I've

1:05:55

seen as long as he they still get like

1:05:57

all the voices from like the people that do

1:05:59

this Masters and all that like there was a

1:06:01

Jim Nance does it or whatever like get those

1:06:03

guys That always just

1:06:05

makes it so much better Yeah,

1:06:09

I'm happy kill more lining up the pot

1:06:13

He was in grown-ups. He's been

1:06:15

in like pretty much every Adam

1:06:17

Sandler movie Grown-ups

1:06:22

grown-ups to just go with it. That's

1:06:24

my boy Lend it

1:06:26

the longest yard the water boy

1:06:30

He's good friends with them. Yeah, he

1:06:33

was in baseball, isn't he the

1:06:35

trade parker? Oh, maybe I think

1:06:37

so Yep, you're

1:06:39

right. Yep. He was for sure. He does

1:06:41

a lot of money He's been in all

1:06:44

now pronounce you Chuck and Larry the bench

1:06:46

warmer asshole So he must be

1:06:48

friends with Adam Sandler's whole crew cuz he has

1:06:50

to be like he's in a Kevin James movie

1:06:54

Jack and Jill no, no the worst

1:06:57

worst movie ever made I've

1:07:00

done his resume the worst movie ever made I

1:07:03

did not expect him to have this many

1:07:05

movie credits I

1:07:08

just remember from the water boy. I remember there's

1:07:10

like a montage of sports announcers and Dan

1:07:13

Patrick's last thing I saw on them. Yep. He's

1:07:16

in hubby halloween He was in pixel. He's been

1:07:18

in pretty much every Adam Sandler movie for the

1:07:20

last 20 years wild Way

1:07:23

more than we expected. So yeah, they're obviously pretty

1:07:25

tight Yeah, all right moving on to celebrity dirt

1:07:27

now and the investigation into sean ditty combs has

1:07:29

put a spotlight on a few other celebrities including

1:07:33

prince harry You

1:07:35

know, you don't want to get your name

1:07:38

brought up during this whole thing No, not

1:07:40

at all But I mean no one's accusing

1:07:42

him of anything right now But his name

1:07:44

did come up in the

1:07:46

30 million dollar lawsuit filed against

1:07:48

ditty by music producer rodney jones

1:07:51

jones is accusing ditty of sexual

1:07:53

abuse and in court

1:07:55

papers, he talked about ditty's

1:07:57

alleged trafficking parties and his

1:08:00

access to famous and important people,

1:08:03

including Prince Harry. Cuba

1:08:06

Gooding Jr. does not get off quite as

1:08:08

easily, though. An amended

1:08:11

version of Rodney's lawsuit

1:08:13

filed yesterday accuses Cuba

1:08:16

of sexual assault. Jones says

1:08:18

Cuba began touching, groping, and fondling

1:08:20

his legs, his upper inner

1:08:22

thighs near his balls, the small

1:08:24

of his back near his ass, and

1:08:27

his shoulders last June on a

1:08:29

yacht rented by Diddy. Oh,

1:08:31

so this isn't the time that Cuba

1:08:34

Gooding did all that on the video?

1:08:36

Yeah, this is a different

1:08:38

instance. Doesn't help your cause when you've been

1:08:40

caught doing it to someone else on video,

1:08:42

huh? No, it does not. What's

1:08:47

insane about all this is that, like, there's

1:08:50

been all these people that have come out

1:08:52

and they said, this year, everyone's going down.

1:08:55

Everyone's going down this year. They're going to come

1:08:57

get, they're coming after everybody, you

1:09:00

know, looking up, looking up

1:09:04

some of the stuff online yesterday. I forgot

1:09:06

about that. Jay, I know JLo and Diddy

1:09:08

dated, but I forgot they were arrested on

1:09:12

gun charges or something. She was held like for

1:09:14

14 hours at the, in New York. I think

1:09:16

it was New York in 99 or something. Wow.

1:09:20

So he's been in trouble, you know,

1:09:22

that way. Yeah. Just,

1:09:25

you know, there's a lot of stuff

1:09:28

out there and I always say you can't believe everything

1:09:30

that you read online. If any

1:09:33

of this is true, it's wild. Yeah,

1:09:35

it's real bad stuff. Like the private

1:09:37

plane flying to Antigua is the thing

1:09:39

that is crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:42

And they say now like that it's completely

1:09:44

disappeared from the tracking. Yeah, it's

1:09:47

not tracking anymore. Yeah. So

1:09:50

they remove the tracking device. This is

1:09:52

nuts. It's all craziness. Really it is.

1:09:55

If There's more to it, Jay-Z's name is being thrown around

1:09:57

as being a part of all this as well. I

1:10:00

got more updates on the story did he

1:10:02

is alleged drug and gun mule. Was.

1:10:04

Arrested by the Feds. That's.

1:10:06

Him there. I.

1:10:09

Guess if I wanted to have someone mule

1:10:11

drugs around that is the guy I back

1:10:13

and assess assess the son of Monica drug

1:10:15

mule know man me like of I was

1:10:18

your drugs and drug know for sure. I

1:10:20

mean like a bar. Drugs and guns for

1:10:22

soccer? Yeah yeah that's a d up. And

1:10:26

forty five year old Brendan Paul was

1:10:28

booked on two separate drug charges after

1:10:30

the Feds intercepted did his plane. At.

1:10:32

An airport in Miami namely one

1:10:35

count of possession of suspected cocaine

1:10:37

and another of possession of suspected

1:10:39

marijuana can, both of which are

1:10:41

felonies in Florida. For. They

1:10:44

were just looking to get him on something, right? In

1:10:47

the paperwork officers claim, while they were

1:10:49

working in conjunction with Homeland Security and

1:10:51

Customs and Border Protection, they came across

1:10:53

what they describe as the suspected drugs

1:10:55

in Paul's travel bags, which they claimed. The

1:10:57

cops go on to say the suspected

1:10:59

narcotics were tested, found to be legit,

1:11:01

and that's why he was arrested but

1:11:03

into jail and has since bailed out.

1:11:06

Login. Any investigation I'm.

1:11:09

You know, so you get someone as close to

1:11:11

them, you get them on. You

1:11:14

know, these drug charges? but and it's like. Tell.

1:11:16

Us: What's Alice? What's up Selling

1:11:19

your Samsung and share? Everything goes

1:11:21

away. Didn't tell us what's up.

1:11:24

And Diddy yesterday apparently sold all of

1:11:26

his shares in Revolt T V. so

1:11:28

he has nothing more to do with

1:11:30

that company anymore. I don't think he

1:11:32

has anything to do with anything really

1:11:34

any know he pulled out of everything

1:11:37

is clothing, line is alcohol, everything. yeah

1:11:39

social longer out filming crumbling down or

1:11:41

is it like you needed all the

1:11:43

money you took all the months or

1:11:45

so you can cash in art and

1:11:47

give you this was coming and were

1:11:49

like you can be associate with the

1:11:51

cats. Yeah set well as I don't

1:11:53

think the company's. allow like i said

1:11:55

though like all the there's all this

1:11:57

stuff out there that that was warning

1:11:59

people it was coming. Yeah. Yeah. 50 Cent,

1:12:02

right? We've been years ahead

1:12:04

of this. Pat Williams, like,

1:12:07

you know, random people. 50 Cent

1:12:10

on his Instagram is still spewing stuff about it.

1:12:12

Oh, yeah. You can check that out if you're

1:12:14

really interested in this story. Will

1:12:16

Smith and Jadob Pinkett are shutting

1:12:18

down their charitable foundation. Why? Because

1:12:21

no one was giving it any money ever

1:12:23

since the Oscar slap in 2022. In 2021,

1:12:25

the foundation took

1:12:30

in $2.1 million. The

1:12:33

following year, it

1:12:36

was down 83%. Yeah, I guess less rich people

1:12:41

wanted to take a photo with Will and

1:12:44

Jada and say I'm

1:12:46

helping out. Yeah. Also,

1:12:48

the fact that record show in recent

1:12:50

years, the foundation gave thousands to shady

1:12:52

organizations and spent

1:12:54

funds on massive amounts

1:12:56

of office equipment, computers, and

1:13:00

other things. You really got to check

1:13:02

out charity. Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:05

It's like front for the other day.

1:13:08

It's helping people, you

1:13:10

know, yeah, yeah. Sometimes they put family members

1:13:12

in charge of it. And yeah, they

1:13:16

do with it what they might and

1:13:18

get what they want out of it as well.

1:13:20

Yeah. Yeah. Well, this lady

1:13:22

is rapidly becoming Hollywood's newest bombshell.

1:13:25

And now Sydney Sweeney is revealing

1:13:27

some of her secrets, including the

1:13:29

fact that she only needs

1:13:31

two hours sleep a night. Pretty

1:13:35

cool. I wouldn't, I wouldn't disturb her at all for those

1:13:37

two hours. I mean,

1:13:40

even in your early twenties, I know

1:13:43

I went some nights, two hours more sleep when

1:13:45

you're that young. Yeah. But I know I went

1:13:47

night writing to myself, got a couple hours sleep

1:13:49

and went right to work. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

1:13:52

And you can do that for a couple of

1:13:55

days straight. But then it's like, there

1:13:57

would be like 10 hours of sleep.

1:13:59

Yeah. Yeah. There's always like a reckoning. A

1:14:02

reckoning will come. Yes, it will. She

1:14:05

says, I sleep however many hours I get in a

1:14:07

night, but I'm known for being able to function off

1:14:09

very, very little for a long

1:14:11

amount of time. She's never tried coffee

1:14:13

or energy drinks or anything like that.

1:14:16

She prefers to only drink water. Martha

1:14:19

Stewart's like that. She said maybe four hours

1:14:21

she needs. She's always been like that. Man,

1:14:25

that's crazy. It is crazy. I

1:14:29

can do it for a while. I can even do it

1:14:31

for like three or four days of like

1:14:33

maybe four hours of sleep a night and then

1:14:35

I start to get headaches

1:14:37

and I can't. I

1:14:39

feel physically ill. Yeah, it will eventually happen to

1:14:41

me too where I'm like oh boy. I have

1:14:43

one night of missing sleep. Yeah, it always catches

1:14:45

up to me and then I'll sleep for like

1:14:47

12 hours one day. And

1:14:50

even still, I'll have to sleep like a

1:14:52

full sleep and then another, even the next day

1:14:55

I still don't feel right. It takes

1:14:57

like a couple days to reset that system,

1:14:59

but when you're young, I mean it's ...

1:15:02

All bets are off. The

1:15:05

movie star lives in Los Angeles with her

1:15:07

fiance Jonathan Divino and her dog

1:15:09

Tank whom she

1:15:12

says loves to hug her right into her chest first

1:15:14

thing in the morning. A

1:15:16

lot of guys would love to be Tank. She

1:15:21

says we have our cuddle time before I

1:15:24

start my day. What's Tank all about? What kind

1:15:26

of dog is Tank? Sounds

1:15:28

big. It has to be. You have

1:15:30

to be. You have to be. Tank

1:15:32

is a boobie. Yeah. Yeah. Let's

1:15:35

look up. It would

1:15:37

be funny if you had a Chihuahua named Tank.

1:15:39

Well, that is also funny. There's

1:15:41

Tank right there. Look at that big smile he's

1:15:43

got. Are you kidding? He's like,

1:15:45

I ain't nothing to wear brass. Look. He's

1:15:48

right there. He's like, yeah. I was

1:15:50

looking like, when could I snuggle? Pillow

1:15:55

time. Her fiance

1:15:57

dude. I don't want

1:15:59

to. I don't know what's up with him. I don't

1:16:01

want to spend much. Who's that? Like some

1:16:03

business guy? He's got a billion dollars. He's a producer. That's

1:16:06

him there. He looks like a sleazebag. Yep.

1:16:09

I don't like him. I

1:16:11

don't like him either, but I don't know

1:16:14

if it's just because I have no idea. She's

1:16:18

so pretty. Yeah. Yeah,

1:16:21

I don't think that... Her looks

1:16:23

make me hate him. No? He's

1:16:27

not in like the greatest shape. That's

1:16:29

great news. Right? Like he's

1:16:31

not super skinny or anything or buff. He's

1:16:33

got a little bit of a gut. Got

1:16:36

a sweeping hairline. Yeah, a lot of real

1:16:38

dudely hair is going on. He's

1:16:43

courtside, so he's

1:16:46

got some dough. Yeah, he's got some dough. I

1:16:48

mean, he was in good shape. Oh yeah, I'd take

1:16:50

that. I'd take that. But it looks like he's packed

1:16:52

on some stuff. I would never shirt on right now,

1:16:54

that's how I look. Duck, you're

1:16:56

going to have to wear a shirt during the show, dude. You're not

1:16:58

going to, you know it. Look

1:17:01

at how great I am. Good for her,

1:17:03

I guess. Yeah, don't know

1:17:05

anything about that guy. Good for Tank, actually. Good

1:17:08

for Tank. Yeah, Tank's living a life, huh? To

1:17:11

be a celebrity dog, that is

1:17:13

pretty solid. Came back as a dog,

1:17:15

that's what you'd want to be. Celebrity

1:17:18

dog. Or Miss Peaches. Miss

1:17:20

Peaches? Oh yeah, he's got it made too.

1:17:22

Dayport noise dog. Who are we

1:17:25

Douglas has got it made. He

1:17:27

does, but I don't know, Miss Peaches

1:17:29

has it a little better. Miss

1:17:32

Peaches is on a big yacht. Yeah,

1:17:34

well yeah, nice Miami house. Yeah,

1:17:37

I mean. No, it's great. Spoil

1:17:39

dogs. Yeah, for sure. The

1:17:42

internet is divided over this new clip

1:17:44

of Jennifer Lopez. In the clip, Jennifer,

1:17:47

it looks like she's filming a scene for a

1:17:49

TV show or a movie or something. She's

1:17:51

wearing a black trench coat and a plaid skirt as

1:17:55

she hails her assistant over.

1:18:00

and then spits her gum in

1:18:03

the assistant's hand and

1:18:06

then steps back into place to

1:18:09

continue filming the scene. And

1:18:13

it has pissed a lot of people off. Here's the

1:18:15

clip. I've always been fascinated about how. I

1:18:18

don't need to hear her, but. Oh yeah. That's

1:18:21

what happened there, right? She just spits it right

1:18:23

into the assistant's hand and then moves back into

1:18:26

place to start filming. It's kind of like you

1:18:28

get hired to be someone's mom. You

1:18:31

know, cause I could see myself as like a child

1:18:34

doing this move where my mom was like, spit your gum

1:18:36

out. And like put her hand out or something like

1:18:38

that. It's really like a really, like

1:18:42

a dad mom move. I've been

1:18:44

doing that for Chuck for years. I know. Well,

1:18:46

you're my gum boy. Gum

1:18:49

boy! Break's almost over, man. Come on, give

1:18:51

it to me. Yeah, I'll take it. You

1:18:54

can see the clip for yourself at davinchuckthefreak.com.

1:18:56

I mean, I don't know. I think that's

1:18:59

what assistants do. She's about to

1:19:01

film a scene and she realizes, oh crap, I've still got

1:19:03

my gum in my mouth. And she's like, hey. She

1:19:06

doesn't want to spit it out on the ground. Cause

1:19:08

then that video, that clip would be

1:19:10

circulating. Disgusting pig Jennifer Lopez spits gum

1:19:13

on the ground. She's

1:19:15

never struck me as like an awesome person. No.

1:19:17

Or anything like that. No, you're probably right.

1:19:20

In my mind, I just envision she's wonderful

1:19:22

and she's shaking that booty. I envision her

1:19:24

as really mean. Yeah,

1:19:26

I think she might be a big old bitch. Yeah. We

1:19:29

all know how you envision her, Dave. Yeah,

1:19:31

exactly. Dave can't get past any kind of

1:19:33

butt shaking. Butt

1:19:35

shaking Latino. Yeah, he did.

1:19:37

He's like, she's fine. And

1:19:40

she gets better with age. But yeah, I feel

1:19:42

like she's a nightmare. I

1:19:45

just think for a long time, she's lived sort of like

1:19:47

an out of touch existence. Yeah.

1:19:51

But at the same time, how much is that

1:19:53

person making a year to

1:19:55

have her spit her gum into her

1:19:58

hand? Probably a decent amount. You

1:20:01

know, she probably picks up her

1:20:03

dry cleaning. Yeah, you know does all sorts

1:20:05

of things for she's her assistant That's yeah,

1:20:07

that's what they do. I guess Christina

1:20:10

Applegate has revealed that she has

1:20:12

30 30

1:20:15

lesions on her brain from

1:20:17

multiple sclerosis. Oh She

1:20:20

says my biggest one is right behind my right

1:20:22

eye So my right eye hurts a lot my

1:20:25

hand starts to go weird and then I get

1:20:27

like a seizure feeling in my brain She

1:20:29

says she's the worst MSR

1:20:33

Because she'll go back to bed instead of stretching her

1:20:35

muscles when she's having a bad day with pain She

1:20:38

says multiple sclerosis is like a mean

1:20:40

girl who pushes back if

1:20:42

she physically works herself too much She

1:20:46

says it sucks. I hate it so much. I'm

1:20:48

so mad about it and you can't overcome it

1:20:51

Heartbreaking. Yeah, that's really sad stuff

1:20:53

really is she says she's choosing

1:20:55

to speak truthfully about her journey

1:20:58

Because she did not do that when

1:21:00

she battled breast cancer in 2008. So

1:21:02

she's letting everyone know exactly what's going

1:21:04

on She's

1:21:06

had some really good rough decade. It really is

1:21:10

Yeah, really really bad And

1:21:13

the last time I saw her I think she was Getting

1:21:16

a star in the Hollywood walk of fame. Yeah, I

1:21:18

just saw an interview with her recently But she's talking

1:21:21

about MS and you know, she keeps

1:21:23

her sense of humor, which I appreciate my man.

1:21:25

It's tough. Yeah Yep. Yeah.

1:21:27

No, that's Totally changes

1:21:29

your life. Right? Oh, yeah can't

1:21:32

do anything and then just all the people online are

1:21:35

Well crap about your appearance. Yeah Don't

1:21:38

care to investigate what's actually going on with right

1:21:41

that kind of stuff Well

1:21:43

Pirates of the Caribbean is getting a

1:21:46

new movie Well a

1:21:48

reboot I guess to be exact Producer

1:21:51

Jerry Bruckheimer recently spoke about the

1:21:53

future of his two franchises Top

1:21:55

Gun and Pirates of the

1:21:57

Caribbean with Top

1:21:59

Gun he says you have an actor who

1:22:02

is iconic and brilliant and

1:22:04

how many movies he does before he

1:22:06

does another Top Gun, I don't know.

1:22:10

He said but we're definitely going to reboot Pirates. I

1:22:12

was going to say hopefully no more Top Gun. Why

1:22:15

would you not? Oh no, they're doing another Top

1:22:17

Gun. Yeah, they have so much money. They made so much

1:22:19

money. He said it's easier

1:22:21

to put together with the Pirates franchise because you

1:22:24

don't have to wait for certain actors. So it

1:22:26

doesn't sound like any of the main cast is

1:22:28

going to return like Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom

1:22:30

or Keira Knightley. I've

1:22:33

never watched one minute of those Pirates of the Caribbean

1:22:35

movies. I saw the first one. There's like 30 of

1:22:37

them. Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:40

I think I watched the first one and I might

1:22:42

have seen part of the third one maybe.

1:22:44

I don't care about them. Yeah, no. There

1:22:47

was a rumor that they were switching it up and

1:22:49

going to go with like a female Jack Sparrow.

1:22:52

Right. And what's her

1:22:54

name? The blonde

1:22:56

Charlize Theron was being considered. I'm

1:22:58

in. Fine. I'll

1:23:01

watch anything that she's in. But nothing's

1:23:03

been confirmed. But reboot does imply that

1:23:06

they're kind of starting over again from

1:23:08

scratch. Yeah.

1:23:11

I mean, I think that in the

1:23:13

same way that Star Wars was like,

1:23:15

hey, like we want to use the

1:23:17

universe of Star Wars and start doing

1:23:19

some stuff that's kind of in that

1:23:21

universe, but something different.

1:23:23

I think you could do that with this.

1:23:26

You just make it like a like she

1:23:28

doesn't have to be called Jack Sparrow. It

1:23:30

could just be like somebody in the universe.

1:23:32

Pirates of the Caribbean. She's a new pirate.

1:23:34

It's something totally different. And that's okay too.

1:23:36

Like you can do that. Star

1:23:39

Wars brand Blue Milk is

1:23:42

going to hit stores in the next month

1:23:45

as part of Lucas Films Imperial March,

1:23:47

which is a celebration in the weeks

1:23:49

leading up to Star Wars Day. As

1:23:52

all virgins know, Star Wars Day is May the 4th. As

1:23:55

in, May the 4th. Be with you. Yeah.

1:23:58

Blue Milk only appears in one scene. in

1:24:00

the Star Wars movies and

1:24:02

it's in the 1977 original when

1:24:05

Luke is talking to his aunts and uncle but

1:24:08

it is popular enough that they now serve it

1:24:10

at Disney theme parks. This

1:24:12

particular version is

1:24:14

going to be vanilla flavored milk

1:24:17

with blue food coloring. Which

1:24:20

I mean you could probably make that easily yourself

1:24:23

if you really wanted to. Yeah. I

1:24:25

never understood the blue milk stuff. Like until Dave

1:24:27

just said that scene that it was in I

1:24:29

didn't know what scene

1:24:31

the blue milk was even in. Oh yeah

1:24:33

no I knew. I knew. I didn't know

1:24:35

that. Yeah. Yeah. Like

1:24:38

there's some real nerdy people that pay

1:24:40

attention in a way I don't I

1:24:42

guess. It's yeah Aunt Veru and Uncle

1:24:44

Owen are talking about him you know

1:24:46

out in the field or whatever and she pours

1:24:48

like a blue milk. Huh. I

1:24:51

didn't. I know. I must have never

1:24:53

pay attention in that moment. Yep. Does this appeal to

1:24:55

you guys? No. I

1:24:58

like just normal ass milk. You don't

1:25:00

have to flavor it or anything. It

1:25:03

grosses me out the idea of all this actually.

1:25:06

That's been the thing lately. There's I know there's

1:25:08

been like a strawberry milk. There's been like a

1:25:11

mint milk. Yeah. Like for St.

1:25:13

Patrick's Day like now this is just what they

1:25:15

do. I kind of it would be it would be

1:25:17

fine. I mean it's the same as making chocolate milk

1:25:19

I guess. You know. You

1:25:22

know. So I'm sure I'm sure it'll be fine.

1:25:24

It probably won't be very healthy and the

1:25:27

more sugar it has. You can

1:25:29

read more about it and find out when you can get

1:25:31

it at daveandchupthefreak.com if you're a

1:25:33

big Star Wars fan. This

1:25:36

could be for you. In music

1:25:38

news Jeremy Allen White

1:25:41

is in talks to portray

1:25:43

Bruce Springsteen in a

1:25:45

movie about the making of his 1982 album Nebraska. Sure

1:25:50

he'll do a great job. He's a good actor. He's

1:25:52

so great in the bear and there

1:25:54

is a resemblance there you know when

1:25:57

you put them side by side. physically,

1:26:02

you know, he grows out of beard and mustache and

1:26:04

stuff and he could

1:26:06

definitely look like Bruce

1:26:08

Springsteen, no doubt. The

1:26:10

film titled Deliver Me From Nowhere is

1:26:13

going to be written and directed by

1:26:15

Scott Cooper. These

1:26:19

like biographical music, they've,

1:26:21

they, the movies, they must just be

1:26:23

like a great cash grab for everybody.

1:26:25

I think that they realize, like, think

1:26:27

about how many people like make it

1:26:29

a point to follow Bruce around still.

1:26:33

So... Right, his tours still

1:26:35

do incredibly well. And Bruce Springsteen

1:26:37

will be involved in this as

1:26:39

well, putting it all together. They're

1:26:42

going to start filming later this year. Yeah, I

1:26:44

mean, I guess it's just one of those things

1:26:47

like, you know, with the Elvis movie,

1:26:49

you know that there was drama in Elvis's life.

1:26:51

I don't know a lot of Bruce Springsteen drama,

1:26:53

like what's going to be super compelling for me

1:26:55

to want to watch him. I'm

1:26:58

sure it's an interesting story though. Yeah, yeah.

1:27:01

Anyone making it is kind of interesting. Yeah,

1:27:04

I mean, I watched some of the

1:27:06

recent music movies and honestly,

1:27:09

like Elton John, I was never really interested in them, but the movie

1:27:11

was really well done. I never did

1:27:13

see The Queen when I couldn't. I'm just...

1:27:15

Yeah, I didn't know anything. Yeah, I couldn't

1:27:17

sit through it, but... I was

1:27:19

really glad I sat down and watched that

1:27:21

Elvis one. I thought it was like a

1:27:23

very interesting take on how to make the

1:27:25

film and... Then

1:27:27

not the new one featuring Priscilla. Not

1:27:30

the Priscilla one, the Elvis one. No,

1:27:32

no, the other one. Yeah, that was

1:27:34

great. That was great. Austin Butler's. Yeah.

1:27:37

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson thinks the

1:27:39

front row seats at a concert should

1:27:42

be the most reasonably priced,

1:27:45

not the most expensive. Well, that's

1:27:47

backwards. And his reasoning is pretty

1:27:49

simple. It's for the real fans.

1:27:52

He says, quote, people who are kids, people who can't

1:27:55

afford the crazy money, but they're the people that need

1:27:57

to be down front. They're the people that need to

1:27:59

be down front. people that are going to keep

1:28:01

this music alive. Don't you know

1:28:03

that this is kind of how it is though? I

1:28:06

mean the floor is usually

1:28:08

the cheapest. It's also one of the

1:28:10

first things to go. And

1:28:14

then it's just about showing up so

1:28:16

super early that you run and run

1:28:18

for the front, right? I

1:28:20

mean now a lot of them like if you go to U2

1:28:22

it's like a cordoned off. You

1:28:24

have to. But it's still I

1:28:26

think is just about being first come first serve.

1:28:29

But I don't think you're reserve a lot

1:28:31

of that now for those like VIP packages

1:28:33

where you spend like 10 grand. I'm sure

1:28:35

they have sections but a lot of them,

1:28:37

a lot of those sections when you go

1:28:39

to a concert it's actually in the like

1:28:41

back by the sound board. And

1:28:44

it's a raised platform and like people

1:28:46

are up there always chilling and it's

1:28:48

like okay well there's the VIP section.

1:28:51

Because there are cables and stuff.

1:28:53

Yeah. Yeah. Bruce

1:28:55

thinks ticket prices are way too high overall these days.

1:28:58

He says quote I've got no interest in paying $1200 to go and

1:29:00

see U2 in the sphere. A

1:29:03

hundred bucks maybe. He said but for me

1:29:05

what's important is to try and keep the

1:29:08

right type of tickets at the

1:29:10

right price. He says there is

1:29:12

a delicate balance with pricing but in general

1:29:14

it's gone through the roof. So

1:29:16

he says he tries to keep the

1:29:18

prices for both solo and Iron Maiden

1:29:20

shows within a normal range. And

1:29:23

I think that that is very very nice and

1:29:25

you know I wouldn't have dreamed of paying that

1:29:27

kind of money to go see U2 as big

1:29:29

as a U2 fan as

1:29:31

I am but everyone

1:29:34

was sold out. As

1:29:37

a sphere? Yeah so it's

1:29:40

like. I looked dude because I

1:29:42

did too. I thought okay maybe we can fit it

1:29:44

in. I was actually able

1:29:46

to find tickets but it was through a

1:29:49

second hand ticket seller. Right. They

1:29:51

were outraged. There's no way I could justify it. It was like

1:29:53

$1200. Yeah. Oh

1:29:55

my god. Yeah. I'm

1:30:00

talking before I spent

1:30:02

a billion dollars to go see Blink

1:30:04

182. It

1:30:08

was their prices

1:30:10

I thought were really high. So I

1:30:12

can't even imagine now what they would

1:30:14

be on an even normal, but

1:30:16

it's every concert now. Yeah.

1:30:20

And fear costs three times as much because it's in

1:30:22

that fear thing. I

1:30:24

like his idea, but we all know

1:30:26

what'll happen, right? These will be

1:30:28

bought up by resellers and the prices will go through the

1:30:30

roof. So those cheap

1:30:32

front seats will never be

1:30:35

cheap front seats for real fans. No, never. No.

1:30:38

And I guess it's easier for Maiden to be like,

1:30:41

we want stuff to be cheap because they

1:30:44

sold records back in the day when you

1:30:46

were selling records and making money off of

1:30:48

selling records. Current artists

1:30:50

don't make their money off of sales like

1:30:52

that. They have to. I

1:30:55

think the labels are even starting to get involved in their

1:30:57

ticket sales and stuff. Oh really? Yeah, and getting

1:30:59

a cut of that. They'll take

1:31:01

it when they can get it. And

1:31:04

I guess Beyonce was in talks to be the next

1:31:06

big performer at the sphere, but talks fell apart. So

1:31:09

they're desperately looking for another big name.

1:31:11

Oh God. I'll find someone. Yeah, I

1:31:13

mean it's got to throw buckets and

1:31:15

buckets of money. The

1:31:17

butthole surfers are being well, buttholes

1:31:19

to their fans. Buttholes

1:31:22

surfers. Okay. They

1:31:25

won't reunite even though they've been offered

1:31:27

six figures to do so. Do they

1:31:29

not like each other? Not really anymore.

1:31:31

Basically they got two out of control

1:31:33

back in the day and they don't

1:31:35

want to go through that again. Gibby

1:31:37

Haynes says, quote, I've got a 13 year old son

1:31:39

now who's the light of my life. I've

1:31:41

got an actual family and it's

1:31:44

awesome. For their old. Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:47

Well, yeah. And Paul Leary says, I just don't want to

1:31:49

do it. We were lucky to not be

1:31:51

in prison and I'm not going to push that

1:31:53

anymore. Yeah. I don't want

1:31:55

to be sending a band made home in a body bag or have

1:31:57

a venue burned down. Yeah

1:32:00

I did. I always forget their

1:32:02

big song. I was just Hammer

1:32:04

Yeah Pepper member. I

1:32:06

can the day they toured with this don't

1:32:09

have a pilot's I think they'd. Still,

1:32:11

Big to her for them. Out for

1:32:13

sure. But yeah,

1:32:15

Money Even money can get them. They.

1:32:18

Must have ended really badly. an unknown

1:32:20

as soon. ever really heard too much

1:32:22

about but whole sir no sir from

1:32:24

one an elementary then assign. I'm hesitant

1:32:27

about an old seven fifty six thousand

1:32:29

but I have been it loosely out

1:32:31

there. Yeah you know the probably a

1:32:33

video card know probably find it version

1:32:35

careful Google yet them. ah yes you

1:32:37

bows as you have. Nowhere

1:32:41

near as yet though google, but whole fights

1:32:43

or not, we're on a seats when we

1:32:45

come back in just a moment. we gotta

1:32:47

check. Of. The news up next. Why did a

1:32:50

drive through Care and have a fast food freak

1:32:52

out? What? Odd weapon did a

1:32:54

guy used during an attack in New Jersey.

1:32:57

What? Did a Florida man have to pay

1:32:59

over a grand to get back? And

1:33:01

where are seven guys frantically

1:33:04

searching for their penises. You'll.

1:33:07

Find out when we return and David

1:33:09

said the freak seasoning or Dean and.

1:33:13

Man has been sentenced to twenty

1:33:15

years in prison for shooting himself.

1:33:17

Doesn't look like a real serious

1:33:20

I wouldn't tell him. To

1:33:22

answer the him find him out pretty damn

1:33:25

slim her since is a now know related

1:33:27

know there was a summary we did Awesome

1:33:29

dude who had a meltdown in traffic. The

1:33:31

guy was some sort of latin rap or

1:33:34

something for me. Put me in the video

1:33:36

less I'm in the video. Feather oil rig.

1:33:38

As an artist has. Been

1:33:44

to have beaches the Be so was titled

1:33:46

Tiny little to tell flower. you

1:33:49

know what's your answer the format Oh

1:34:00

my god, he ripped him apart. We

1:34:08

were brutal. Though

1:34:12

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1:35:41

this Wednesday morning coming up. What

1:35:44

odd weapon did a guy use during an attack

1:35:46

in New Jersey? What did a

1:35:48

Florida man have to pay over $1000 to get back? And

1:35:52

where are 7 guys frantically searching

1:35:54

for their penises? We'll

1:35:56

get to that douche bag of the day and much more

1:35:58

but we'll start with this. Which one are we on?

1:36:01

That's food. Which one are we doing? Why did he

1:36:03

do this all the time? He just plays,

1:36:05

he does this now with a gun. That's him every

1:36:07

single time. Which one are we on?

1:36:10

Every time. That's food. Which one

1:36:12

are we doing? Whatever. Seven

1:36:16

different people told me this. Everyone came in

1:36:18

and told Chuck. That's who we

1:36:20

got now. Definitely not. I definitely am not

1:36:23

playing. 100%

1:36:25

not playing. Doesn't matter. No one can tell you,

1:36:27

all of us can tell you, you're just not going to do

1:36:29

it. I was like, I won't do

1:36:31

it. Just the broken

1:36:33

sound Dave just made. I love it. I

1:36:36

do it. I still don't

1:36:38

think we do a seamless radio program.

1:36:40

Yeah. In my

1:36:42

head. In my head. It's incredible. I

1:36:45

know. That is not at all. You're

1:36:47

on TV Dave. You're on a TV. Is it

1:36:49

all broken? It's not

1:36:51

great. Here's fast food freak

1:36:54

out. Okay. Another

1:36:58

fast food freak out. On Dave

1:37:00

and Chuck. Broken Dave.

1:37:03

I am very broken. I know. Starting

1:37:06

to break me too though Chuck. I love it. I love

1:37:08

it. Break them all. Break

1:37:10

everyone. Break them all. A video of

1:37:12

a woman having a full blown temper

1:37:14

tantrum at a drive through is going

1:37:17

viral. In this

1:37:19

video, a woman pulls up to a drive

1:37:21

through a few minutes after the restaurant closes

1:37:25

and decides she's just going to sit

1:37:27

there and lay on the horn until

1:37:29

they serve her. They don't be there

1:37:31

all night. Once it's

1:37:33

closed. Yeah. They don't look back. No

1:37:36

one cares. It's not their

1:37:38

place. She says she

1:37:40

was in line in the

1:37:42

drive through before they closed

1:37:44

at 9 o'clock. Wow.

1:37:47

Okay. So have you ever

1:37:49

been in line when a place is

1:37:51

closing and they do finish off everybody

1:37:56

that's in the line? Like I've been in a Taco

1:37:58

Bell like that. Where it's like the

1:38:00

line is pretty long and they never just come

1:38:03

out and say hey this person you're the last

1:38:05

one You're you're done because there's some where they

1:38:07

do I've seen them put like a pylon out

1:38:09

I guess in the really busy ones where it

1:38:11

says okay, you know no more cars Yeah,

1:38:13

normally they're like they must have an agreement at some

1:38:16

of them that they're like hey, man. We finish I

1:38:19

Don't understand fast food hostility because it's like these

1:38:21

people are about to give you something that you're

1:38:23

gonna eat That's when you can't get it or

1:38:25

you don't get what you want Yeah, that's when

1:38:27

they lose it, but Andy's right do I want

1:38:29

pissed off people that have to fire everything

1:38:31

up again making no No,

1:38:34

terrible things to your I'm always worried

1:38:36

about it. Yeah, I handle talking to

1:38:38

fast food workers Like I'm like talking

1:38:40

to a diplomat from like an aggressive

1:38:42

nation. Yeah. Yeah Hey Vladimir

1:38:47

Hey Love

1:38:53

what you're doing here. Yeah, that is the right

1:38:55

amount of ketchup packets You

1:39:02

did too much for me is what you did Hope

1:39:05

everyone's treating you well. Yeah, I am

1:39:08

right Here's how a little bit

1:39:10

of her freak as I was picking my 16 year

1:39:13

old up from work tonight I'm raising

1:39:15

Karen pulled up still wanting service after

1:39:17

the restaurant was closed Her

1:39:27

dogs in the back and then starts freaking out the more

1:39:29

she lays on the horn He's

1:39:41

been through this before oh yeah sure how many times

1:39:43

has she laid on the horn Go

1:39:51

find something else in Ohio

1:39:53

if you do that a drone appears and then it drops food

1:39:55

to you Oh

1:40:06

man, it just keeps going you guys she

1:40:08

just keeps saying I was here before 9

1:40:10

o'clock y'all weren't close Oh my

1:40:17

goodness

1:40:27

okay, Dave don't tell me they gave

1:40:29

in to her though I was just

1:40:32

trying to get

1:40:34

in front of her, you know we close I'm

1:40:37

like we need that side of the

1:40:39

corner here I'm

1:40:42

like we need that side of

1:40:44

the corner here I'm like

1:40:49

we need that side of the corner here This is

1:40:51

ridiculous Oh man if I was a fast food

1:40:53

worker I

1:40:55

would love this That's

1:41:00

gonna be nice about her little nice honk

1:41:02

there Just shut

1:41:04

the lights off on her that are on that ordering

1:41:07

door I would walk right out there and shut

1:41:09

it off I'd

1:41:11

click, I'd walk right out there

1:41:14

I'd pretend you didn't exist That's

1:41:16

basically what you just did to me at the beginning of the news

1:41:19

Same thing I'd

1:41:21

give her the food because of the dog And

1:41:24

be like here Oh you know

1:41:26

it would be better to just come out just with a puppy

1:41:28

cup Sorry we're

1:41:30

not taking any orders but this is your dog

1:41:32

Your dog's cool You're

1:41:35

moron, your dog is awesome Yeah

1:41:39

I don't know It leaves you

1:41:41

with a cliffhanger though We never really find out

1:41:43

what happened Legend says

1:41:45

she's still there honking over once in a

1:41:47

day No They

1:41:51

finally let you go like Hi Did

1:41:54

they open? And then they're only serving breakfast

1:41:56

Right, what's your breakfast order ma'am? Have you

1:41:58

been here all night? Yeah,

1:42:02

come on craziness. She has no idea

1:42:05

she's on TikTok, right? No,

1:42:07

no, look at her. No idea that anyone was

1:42:09

recording it. She posted it. She's on a different

1:42:11

social media all day. Yeah.

1:42:15

Did the worker who got

1:42:17

picked up work at that place? Yeah,

1:42:20

so blinded by rage, she didn't even see the

1:42:22

employee get into a car to go home. Yeah,

1:42:24

and that's why the mom was like, get in

1:42:26

the car, get in the car, because you're probably

1:42:28

in the uniform. Right.

1:42:30

Yeah, that was a mom picking up

1:42:32

her kid from a fast food joint

1:42:34

and taping this all down. So yeah,

1:42:36

the workers are already leaving. Oh, they're

1:42:38

gone. There's no way. There's no chance

1:42:40

of food then. Yeah, no chance. Man,

1:42:42

if I'm 30 minutes before a place closes,

1:42:44

I'm really, really apologetic. Are you guys sure?

1:42:46

You know, like, there's ice cream places that

1:42:48

I show up like right before the end.

1:42:51

And I'll call and be like, you guys, you

1:42:53

know, they're like, yeah, you're okay. But I'm always like,

1:42:56

I know you're shutting down. You're hitting ice

1:42:58

cream joints, huh? Like right before they close.

1:43:03

Oh my God, last ice cream. Eric, we

1:43:05

can open to 11. Oh my God. Kids

1:43:07

go to bed. Jesse comes over and I'm

1:43:10

like, I'll be right back. I know I

1:43:12

got 20 minutes. That's nice. It's

1:43:16

a reward. You're sleeping. Oh my God.

1:43:18

That was amazing. You made it through

1:43:20

another night as a dad. You've got

1:43:23

them all on speed dial. I

1:43:27

can't do better. Like we stopped serving around six,

1:43:29

but there's one guy that comes in around 830.

1:43:34

10 degrees and I'm out there waiting for

1:43:36

my ice cream. Yep. You're funny. And it.

1:43:39

Yeah, I don't know what the what the rule is that

1:43:41

a lot of places like I said, I've had a for

1:43:43

one place where they put a pylon behind the last car

1:43:45

and say, okay, we're not after this. But I guess it's

1:43:48

just up to you. Like you've got to know if

1:43:50

you get into a line and it's well, to me,

1:43:52

the closing time. Yeah. But to

1:43:54

me, like if I was, you

1:43:57

know, one of these. fast

1:44:00

food places as the owner

1:44:02

I'd be like hey if there's a line you I

1:44:04

want all the money we can make today yeah finish

1:44:06

it I want all the money that we can make

1:44:09

today my guess is

1:44:11

she was not in line at the

1:44:13

time that she is trying to claim

1:44:15

that she was with her honking horn

1:44:18

you know that would be my

1:44:21

guess yeah I just assume even if you're

1:44:23

nice they're gonna somebody might just blow their

1:44:25

nose on your bun oh right you have

1:44:27

16 year olds making your food yeah you

1:44:32

can't they've got land at you

1:44:34

can't they don't care about you no no

1:44:38

they don't at all so

1:44:40

don't do that you don't want the food plus

1:44:44

you don't really want to be on

1:44:46

tick-tock for this reason huh no right

1:44:48

like you don't want to somehow be

1:44:51

identified through this something tells me like

1:44:53

this lady has a high chance of being caught

1:44:55

on video doing a lot of things like this

1:44:57

hey oh yeah you don't do

1:44:59

this just once no this is how

1:45:01

she handles every situation right absolutely very

1:45:04

unreasonable yeah she's not

1:45:06

not a great lady well

1:45:08

this is one of the strangest weapons

1:45:11

I've heard of used in a fight because

1:45:13

you really wouldn't think it

1:45:15

would do much damage a 25 year

1:45:17

old guy in New Jersey got arrested

1:45:20

after he somehow managed to use a

1:45:22

USB flash drive as a weapon I

1:45:26

think quite tiny yeah I

1:45:28

don't even know was it on a lanyard 25 year old

1:45:31

Cameron Cole of New Jersey was charged

1:45:38

with second-degree aggravated assault

1:45:40

and weapons offenses oh

1:45:43

man cops were called shortly before

1:45:45

1 in the morning the other day to

1:45:47

a home to a report of two men

1:45:49

fighting an on-scene

1:45:52

investigation which included an interview of

1:45:54

a witness determined that

1:45:56

mr. Cole struck the victim with

1:45:59

a tall metal USB

1:46:02

flash drive causing

1:46:04

lacerations to the victim's neck and

1:46:06

arm. You're

1:46:08

giving me the tiniest thoughts? Yes, hit

1:46:10

him twice. So it's not like

1:46:13

you threw it at him. Ow!

1:46:16

Yeah. That

1:46:20

guy's like, can I tell you, you

1:46:22

go to jail for this. You

1:46:25

go to jail for this. And I'm like, what

1:46:27

are you in here for? I

1:46:29

took a USB cord and I'd smack somebody with

1:46:31

it. Oh, take your pants

1:46:33

off there. You are in big trouble now. That's

1:46:37

the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're

1:46:40

my girlfriend. Right? I

1:46:42

mean, you can't go to jail for USB

1:46:44

crime? No. No. They

1:46:47

were able to treat the victim at the scene. With band-aids? Because

1:46:49

of course. Band-aids? Yeah, two

1:46:51

little nicks on them. Right. Tiny

1:46:53

band-aids. Oh. But at least

1:46:55

all those little minutes are what? What? The

1:46:58

ambulance shows up and they're like, what do we need? What? Go

1:47:01

ahead and situate this. And we're like, two

1:47:03

little band-aids. Two little tiny, little coat band-aids.

1:47:05

Yeah, I don't get it. The

1:47:10

guy who was arrested was taken

1:47:12

right to prison. Oh,

1:47:15

God. He's in big trouble, guys. Yeah.

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