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listening to the Sands Pants Network. A

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very hurried and frantic letter has

1:20

been sent to the Knights of

1:22

Carcerate, begging for assistance in a

1:24

place called Fairburn Point. This

1:28

letter insists that there is

1:30

a corruption affecting the highest

1:32

members of society, an inky

1:34

black evil worshipped at the

1:36

fringes of where people dare

1:38

to look. Pom

1:42

and Drifting. You remember the last thing

1:44

that happened to the two of you,

1:47

but looking out the window you can see that

1:49

it's a bit later than you would have expected

1:51

it to be. At some point,

1:53

Pom gestures with his arms and you

1:55

spot, written on his arm, Gerald

1:58

is not here. What

2:00

is this? Oh, I- I- I look like

2:02

I've written myself a wee little note there.

2:05

Mr. Snowflake, give me your arm. Drifting is

2:07

missing a finger. Do I feel it? Yearning?

2:09

You're the only one who knows about this

2:11

right now. How are you feeling,

2:13

Mr. Snowflake? Okay. You're

2:15

fine? Why? Why do you ask? I just- I'm

2:17

concerned for both of my friends. You have been missing for some

2:20

time. And I wanna make sure that you are

2:22

okay. Uh... I'm

2:24

talking it home. Do I not look okay?

2:27

You look fine. Okay then. You're-

2:29

you're healthy as ever! Let's

2:31

continue. Yes. I

2:34

lead over to- Ah, do- If

2:36

yearning doesn't point it out, drifting,

2:38

it doesn't hurt because you just

2:41

don't notice it. Do

2:45

you guys speak other languages? Yes.

2:47

Uh, I think I would speak Tabashi.

2:49

I speak Common and Dwarvish. Fuck. I

2:51

don't speak any of those languages. I

2:54

speak so many languages, but none of them are those. You

2:57

can just gesticulate wildly. Yeah, I was gonna talk to

3:00

you in a language. Right. But no, I'd just be

3:02

like... A

3:04

bomb. Yeah. I look at

3:06

the front end. But do not say

3:08

anything. The words

3:11

are choked. I'm like- So, you're just

3:13

trying to whisper this? Yes. Okay. You

3:15

will need to make a- I

3:17

think I'd like to never know. Yeah, I know. I

3:21

don't understand why you don't wanna know- Is there any

3:23

of these roles that we've got here from our- Let's

3:25

pull our good boy cards together. And

3:28

we'll... Damn,

3:31

none of these are helpful. Walk it off. Let's

3:33

walk it off. Walk it off is... Is that

3:35

Grow My Fingerback? Yeah. Is

3:39

there a Grow My Fingerback card? Has

3:41

he lost any health points because of this?

3:44

Not- Well, because he's not aware of it? Okay.

3:46

Oh shit. All right. So maybe you do. He's

3:48

a good tactic to keep it that way. At

3:50

some point you must notice you are splattering blood

3:53

everywhere. I don't know what's going on. You also-

3:55

You had to write Gerald is not here on

3:57

your arm. Is it that true? Well,

3:59

it looks like he- Not here I guess you

4:01

successfully are able to communicate this to pom

4:03

without drifting notice It does not know I

4:06

can't stop looking at his hand now I

4:08

haven't said anything, but I'm

4:10

also not great at Holding

4:13

myself back when I'm like he is missing a

4:16

fucking figure. I Very

4:18

gently put both my hands on the side of your face,

4:20

and I look deep in the eyes Yeah,

4:23

I'm going to need you to keep it together I'll

4:26

do my best good All right

4:29

Do you remember why you wrote that down? No, but

4:32

I have to guess it's cuz he's not here Why

4:34

you reckon do you mind if I lick the ink?

4:36

Oh? Mean

4:39

no, I don't think I do my

4:41

fresh is the ink Adam. It's about determine

4:44

how recent he wrote this is it ink

4:46

I Alright,

4:48

but it's not water. So it hopefully

4:50

is ink you determine touching

4:52

it You can see it's not

4:55

dry yet, so you would imagine it to

4:57

be quite recent but

5:00

To give it an exact like you wouldn't be able

5:02

to pinpoint it down to anything less than less

5:04

than 10 minutes ago Does it to bash you

5:06

have blue blood? I

5:10

read to them upstairs. He's like quick. I need a pen and I was good You

5:17

can actually choose to have blue blood if

5:19

you want That is a

5:21

feature that some creatures in this world have

5:24

I have blue blood all right Yeah, it's

5:26

a feature your blood. I

5:28

don't remember no ink it doesn't I

5:33

don't even know I've lost a thing yeah, but I have blue

5:35

blood It's a

5:37

thing called to be feet of being

5:39

feetless It means that your your future

5:42

cannot be divined even Asian spells

5:44

just don't work on you if I

5:46

have blue blood yeah Yeah You

5:51

too yeah having blood so that no one knows

5:53

what you're up to Okay,

5:58

so what you can look at my hand and

6:00

it's dripping blue. Oh no

6:02

divination spells well on this man. Um.

6:06

Ok so what we know is, you're on.

6:08

It's not here, we know that. Something

6:10

bad is happening here and that you are not able to look at rooms.

6:13

Well look, cause it seems a lot later

6:15

than I quite realise and we've got an

6:18

appointment to get to. There's

6:20

something bad going on here for sure. It's in the

6:22

basement, I know this. I have been told. By him.

6:25

Is that guy still like, conscious alive? There.

6:28

You look over, it's kinda

6:30

like staring, as I said previously there's

6:33

a fireplace here. They're

6:35

staring into the fireplace, kind of

6:37

almost disassociating. Are there

6:39

any like, urchin boys running around? What

6:43

a question. Yes, sure. Great. I'm

6:46

thinking that perhaps, we came

6:48

here with not enough guns

6:50

cocked. I think bows cocked. Oh

6:54

yeah. Are there guns at them? You wouldn't

6:56

know about them, but yes. They're all guns.

6:58

It's a very obscure technology. I'm gonna blow

7:00

a dart. Yeah, I don't think we came with a full

7:02

set of darts. No. For this

7:05

scenario. I don't even know how

7:07

I wrote on my arm. There was the thing

7:09

maybe that was outside. Whatever

7:11

happened earlier, there is this, there is something going on here.

7:14

You can't even look or remember. There

7:16

is so much danger on every side. I think we need reinforcement.

7:20

I would personally like to leave quite a

7:22

lot if I'm honest. We

7:24

can't leave the town. I feel a bit tingly and I

7:26

don't know why. Maybe

7:29

you're nervous. Maybe you're just

7:31

a bit commagulated by the time. I

7:33

don't normally get nervous. You must be

7:35

worried for me because I have my

7:37

whole arm thing. Your arm, this is

7:39

all very confusing. I just don't know

7:41

what. I'm just bloody

7:43

blattering. I'm just thinking. I'm

7:46

really like. Let

7:48

me do this thing I always do when I'm nervous. I suck

7:50

on my fingers. It would

7:52

be so good if when you're nervous you suck on your

7:55

ring finger. You just put approximately the distance of

7:57

what your ring finger is. Don't bite my nails.

8:00

I'm working along the line and I'm like My

8:03

Lord's out tech what what the fuck? So

8:07

you you you know now yeah, absolutely you

8:09

spot that you are missing a finger you

8:11

take You

8:14

take three points of damage And

8:17

it starts absolutely The

8:20

it's like the wound screams at

8:22

you. It's so incredibly painful shit

8:24

using a notice before We

8:27

might need to address that now are

8:29

you got anything in your bag? You

8:32

can attempt a none of you

8:34

have healing magic or objects unfortunately, but you

8:36

can oh there would be a Someone

8:39

aboard the ship who could help

8:42

you out with this like a back to

8:44

the ship Yeah, proper doctor, but any one

8:46

of you could do like we are we

8:48

get stuff. Yeah. Yeah, okay, honestly There's not

8:50

much more than a doctor could do yeah.

8:52

Yeah, so he's in quite a lot of

8:54

pain. Yes Are you how does

8:56

your character do with me you writhing around are you

8:58

screaming are you just attacking? I'm a very stoic man

9:00

All right. Oh good. We have to try to tackle

9:02

into the I'd like to get that finger back. Oh

9:04

you want it back That's part of this.

9:07

It's my skin. It's valuable You

9:09

don't know where you lost it. I think it would be

9:11

upstake. I don't know if going upstairs is the best idea

9:14

Well, I can't remember what happened up there. Yeah Exactly

9:17

why yeah, oh shit. I

9:19

have been discombobulated very badly earlier with

9:22

the thing out in the I

9:24

can't even it's gone. Well, I know is

9:26

it was bad and I didn't like it. I think

9:28

we need to leave I think so too. I think

9:31

we should leave. I think we need reinforcement. Can you

9:33

wrap my finger easy? No, I

9:35

think him your eyes are still okay. I

9:37

go to one of the urchin boys while

9:39

you're doing that Okay, I wrap it up.

9:41

I give a little smooth I don't know

9:43

the fact that my blood is probably on

9:45

your my face is flat. I'm right at

9:47

hand level Unfortunately the bandages that you have

9:50

are not really designed for such a small

9:52

wound Okay,

9:57

you I mean you stem the blood You

10:00

stop it from just freely bleeding, but

10:02

it's an awkward wrap. Okay. Okay, alright.

10:05

I got to a... a... a... chin. Mm-hmm. Does

10:08

he look alive? Well, he looks

10:10

like a Dickensian chimney. Wonderful! That's

10:12

what I want. You,

10:14

small boy. Yeah, lord! And

10:16

I will need a favor from you. Sure thing, lord.

10:19

I am dedicating to you to assist me on

10:21

this very important mission. Please help me not sending

10:23

him into the base of it. Oh, yeah, do

10:26

it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

10:28

Great. No, just look. No! Why? This

10:30

kid's gonna die! Is he gonna die in the worst

10:32

way you've ever imagined? What's he got to live for?

10:34

He's gonna double check here. Oh, he lost a finger!

10:36

You were begging for a curse right now. No.

10:39

Look here. Oh, I'm lawful good, so I'm not

10:41

sending a kid to his death. What do you

10:43

need, lord? There is a boat, a doctor in

10:45

the harbor. Uh-huh. You are heading to the

10:47

Gallon raider. You must let her know that her good

10:49

friend, the great hero, is Erdos.

10:51

That's not my name, it doesn't matter. I'm a

10:53

spy. I have also fake names. Okay. The great

10:56

hero, Lezardos, requires many

10:58

reinforcements. The whale

11:00

here is deeper than we thought, and

11:02

it is overflowing with water. The whale here is

11:04

deeper than you thought, and it's overflowing with water,

11:07

right? That is correctly it, yes. Uh,

11:09

so, is this a messenger job?

11:12

See. Messengers get paid? See,

11:15

I gave him a coin. He takes, um... Did

11:17

you... Gold,

11:20

silver, copper. I gave him a gold coin. Oh! That's

11:23

pretty... there's quite a lot for a messenger, so

11:25

he seems quite chuffed. And he will absolutely do

11:27

the job, because I'm paying him a good amount.

11:29

That'll pay for his funeral. Sure. Give

11:33

me a little boy's funeral! I

11:36

will remember your name so I did not get it. Oh

11:40

no. Do not let anybody interrupt

11:42

you. You must get to the boat. He nods.

11:45

Wonderful. As you're watching him run

11:47

off into the distance, what do the three

11:49

of you want to do? We should go back to the

11:51

castle, but we should be very careful. I agree, yeah. Well,

11:54

how was your finger front? Very painful. But

11:58

I am strong. I

12:00

take off my disguise and I'm back to

12:02

being you only deal Los Angeles I'm

12:09

winning you over Such

12:11

pain you've also got a lot of blood loss As

12:15

the four of you set off towards the castle

12:17

hang on Who's fourth?

12:20

Yeah? Do

12:23

we know there's a fourth yeah, okay, who's

12:25

the fourth It's

12:28

Yearning yep, pom penny far back.

12:30

It's drifting. Yep. That's the fourth

12:33

one. Yeah I

12:35

turned to look at the fourth one. You're looking

12:37

at the fourth one. Okay, and I say hello

12:40

fourth one What was your name again? They nod

12:42

and Respond in

12:44

kind okay, and what was the name Adam they

12:46

give you their name? This

12:51

works too well where I gave

12:53

you don't feel safe Like

12:56

yeah, I feel how the characters feel where I feel

12:58

like I should know information As

13:02

I was saying Get

13:07

fucked Adam Yearning

13:10

you notice the drifting is missing an

13:12

ear I

13:18

I look at palm I'm better a

13:20

victim. I can't even see that high.

13:22

He's taking pieces of my pelts. I

13:24

don't like it I

13:27

I keep it to myself. I'm like he

13:29

does not need to notice before if you had towards the car.

13:32

Fuck you You

13:37

there are the gods know to just let

13:39

you in you head into what do they

13:41

do? What do you mean? What do

13:43

they do? They let you through? I Like

13:48

do they react they as you approach that

13:50

may be very classic very fantasy Add two

13:52

guards with halberds that are crossed over and

13:54

as you approach They just move them so

13:57

that they do they count the number of

13:59

people will Did they call out

14:01

four lads coming through? I mean Probably

14:04

not. No, they don't announce that you are coming

14:06

through You're just allowed in and there's no way

14:08

we can like trick them into announcing because we

14:10

know there's a fourth person Like

14:13

when you say we know there's a fourth person. We know there's

14:15

a fourth person with us. Well, it's not a person. It's the

14:17

fourth Yeah, this

14:19

is awful on the way we stop it that like there's

14:21

an artist and we say can you draw Is

14:26

there any character sure us out the front of the castle Short

14:29

notice you can

14:31

go find a

14:34

character surest if you want. I don't know why you

14:36

do that It's gonna waste so much time It's

14:39

hard though. It would be take forever because they'd have

14:41

to keep adding more and more legs. Oh To

14:45

who fuck? So the pain well,

14:47

he's losing parts. It's not here, mate Are

14:49

you sure? Oh, I don't see that.

14:51

I hate this just when

14:54

I notice the ear I'm just gonna give drifting

14:56

a it's very dangerous because he'll get upset But

14:58

I'm gonna give him a once over like I

15:00

look up and down Is he

15:02

missing anything else Adam? Well first off you have

15:05

to do that kind of surreptitiously Yeah, cuz he's

15:07

easily upset. Yeah, they're hungry. Oh, yeah, I know

15:11

You're able to do it surreptitiously you got a 20

15:13

so get a good boycott. Hey You

15:16

are very confident very

15:18

very confident at this point in time that

15:20

the only things that drifting is missing is

15:23

an ear and The ring

15:25

finger. Okay, my deep concern is more

15:27

parts will just randomly go missing That's

15:30

what I'm this point on and I

15:32

think it's the force. Yeah, but

15:34

also we don't We're

15:37

literally at the point in the movie if we're watching

15:40

a horror movie where the characters don't

15:42

know what's happening But we are screaming at the

15:44

yeah, but we are both the people screaming and

15:46

the character characters is hard This is cooking my

15:48

brain. You're a dog Like

15:50

the audio version of the creature is right

15:53

behind them and we can see yeah, they

15:55

can't yeah Oh my god makes me feel

15:57

sick. All right, so back

15:59

in the castle really attached the my tile mode

16:01

I saw this summer going to take you tell

16:03

him one bit offensive. Or

16:07

most you get into the car so.

16:10

You. Had to that meeting

16:12

room that you met all the other

16:14

people and when you get in there

16:16

are plenty of Gideon is sitting there

16:19

with Red Door a guy as Dallas

16:21

Ramus. The two of them turn around

16:23

as you enter. Were.

16:25

Door of his able to says she

16:27

looks at the three of you you

16:29

can see just a stony blank expression.

16:32

But. Tiny ah screams in a

16:34

horror own at the three of

16:36

you. Three. Of us. Yeah,

16:39

interesting. Or

16:42

he has lost. His singer is okay. so

16:44

sorry about that. Sorry I thought I saw

16:46

something behind you. Like what? I don't know.

16:48

I was. A trick. Of the

16:51

life perhaps do we? So we knew the

16:53

fourth of there. We now know the forces.

16:55

Not. There I seem to that

16:57

it's Arabia yet. Did we not

16:59

sitting at as a freebie? We always

17:01

thought as Israel attacked while jazz because it was

17:03

the who was the fourth one of unafraid of

17:05

us on our as a gamer sets of. Semi

17:10

asked to describe what she thought she so what

17:12

exactly does I was or to see decide to

17:14

us see so says oh I'm sorry I thought

17:16

of something so something behind you are a must

17:18

have been a trick of the light or what

17:20

what did a look like. See

17:23

shakes her head and says i'm. No

17:25

I that I dunno. I'd I.

17:28

Hadn't noticed. may be a shadow moving

17:30

or something. The drifting you're the only

17:32

one who picks up on this. It

17:34

looks like she's trying not to remember.

17:37

she doesn't want to think about it.

17:40

Smelled like going around the city are miss

17:42

earning one and a cousin who contend to

17:45

my friends warns. Us over

17:47

Ice succeed if if if

17:49

the yes ah all i'm

17:51

a sets of us had

17:54

some I'm. ah

17:56

setser stonehenge seeps people should

17:58

be able to Sort

18:01

you out Tanya gets up and you

18:03

can see she's very visibly rattled she

18:05

leaves Redora

18:07

gestures to the table. We

18:09

will leave as

18:12

the sunset I

18:14

don't know if I can trust her door. I think

18:16

I can trust her door. I wouldn't trust anyone. Yeah

18:19

You're I don't trust any of them your advice is as

18:21

far you definitely should not trust you know, I could Yeah,

18:25

Tom truck wants to trust somebody. Yes

18:28

So I'll trust palm and drifting get us

18:30

where did you lose? Your

18:33

finger and ear. Oh, no

18:36

You take What

18:39

you take two points of time You

18:44

put a presumably you bring a poor

18:46

up to check your ear realize you're

18:48

missing one So my

18:51

whole ear is gone. Your entire ear

18:53

is shown off hearing is one of

18:55

my greatest weapons still

18:57

got the whole Did

19:00

it work though? I don't know. How's that work?

19:02

It won't work as well. It's still used to

19:04

not hear my busted I'm a busted to bash

19:06

II Beautiful pelt fucking

19:08

out. They're taking it away from me bit by bit.

19:11

What do you do? I don't know what to do Oh,

19:13

he's just gonna spin out and Know

19:15

he's very stoic thing Stole

19:18

system in the face of horror. Yeah I

19:22

My bleeding from there as well. Yeah, you're bleeding.

19:24

Oh my god. I'm gonna need a I'm gonna

19:26

need a blood transfusion. I am I Didn't

19:29

want to tell you you don't even know I

19:31

was that like that before Yeah, I noticed it on

19:33

the way back. It was kind of like the finger.

19:35

It was missing and you didn't how long did you

19:37

know? For maybe the entire time I

19:39

was not trust this man anymore You

19:42

should not I'm

19:45

serious. We need to make sure that get me away

19:47

from him. Give me the doctor. We

19:49

need culverts. All right I

19:51

like your redora is currently in the

19:53

room. You're saying this in front of her.

19:55

I Because

19:58

Obviously she. The a physical

20:00

presence in the room. I feel it's just

20:03

reasonable. The I wouldn't have said that in

20:05

front of a different just letting you know

20:07

she's in Marauder eyesight as you cannot trust

20:09

and Sagan and I'm like was she wasn't

20:11

his like a poker were code words Us.

20:14

And right the next opportunity we get

20:16

were on our own. We're going to

20:18

have would like security questions and Ico

20:21

Geico Honey A comes back with sustain

20:23

hand see. Immediately. Books.

20:25

Out of it is you palm instead

20:27

of drifting fifty quite clearly hadn't spotted

20:30

you. Jets and see stop fussing over

20:32

your hair was oh hello I have

20:34

us quite nice Louis They said that

20:36

you're hurt you see her as lovely

20:39

as when he loves to me I

20:41

have a fully washing Oh though I'm

20:43

plus I will be over right is

20:45

actually my second tier he keeps losing

20:47

body parts with I was he said

20:50

you for doesn't. Let

20:52

me help you with that's see

20:54

places her hand on your ear

20:56

costs so healing spell than see.

20:58

While. If you allow her allow that

21:00

does that work. Get those to grow

21:02

my either doesn't grow back nice but

21:04

it feels over so it's no longer

21:06

freely bleeding to see. Also then takes

21:08

your hand and does the same thing.

21:10

You recover your for hill as a

21:13

little and you don't read brung those

21:15

body parts but you no longer have

21:17

any damage as because mean I'm. Searched.

21:19

On on time. Amazon. Oh

21:21

you'll soon look at a bit under the weather so

21:23

I feel like I have been hit by. A

21:27

desert. You. Got sides are not

21:29

as. You. Got thought the

21:31

coal madness. The

21:33

was see. The walks over

21:35

and then grabs. With. Your

21:38

permission grabs at your face holds.

21:40

it's like an aunt might like

21:42

dismissing Sikhs, which he instead pools

21:44

your eyes open a little bit.

21:46

You. Got the the cool lies. Ah the

21:48

minors get it all the time. Wanted.

21:51

To minors get them call us or

21:53

Wells's, I think it's the coal irritates

21:55

their eyes so they die after a

21:58

fashion try to gouge it. Are

22:00

you near some cold? and when you were

22:02

downstairs as. I was not

22:04

there any called today at all. She causes

22:07

a healing spell you recover for hit points

22:09

so you are on sixteen out of a

22:11

to have almost back. The

22:13

Communists. I'm. Where the

22:15

coal mines in relation to. The.

22:18

Town. Oh. They're all over. There

22:20

is a comb at work all under

22:22

the town course. There's many different mine's

22:24

top, different beans and whatnot, The

22:27

well as really deep and it is full of

22:29

goals. Yeah that was all over at something with

22:31

the dust from the coal. I'd assume eyes dust

22:33

is everywhere. It is not the dust. Oh have

22:35

you been here and things as well? Have I

22:37

been hearing things out? I'm not the you remember.

22:43

Not. That I remember. When

22:45

you're about to do something that oh boy

22:47

right assisted lie and say yeah, know, I

22:49

thought of the ah, I thought you were

22:52

about to make a connection. You haven't made

22:54

it yet. That's okay. It's

22:56

fine, it'll happen eventually sites or

22:58

goddamn it is a good I

23:00

looked at it. With. The

23:03

What. The. Thing in the streets of an

23:05

automotive as. Smart as I nun, and

23:07

it's an entirely separate. Issue. Yeah

23:09

up when they get third call. Madness

23:11

sales is thought to hear things when

23:13

they're down in the mines typically but

23:15

sometimes above ground or financing scream and

23:17

that sort of stuff I'd I'd turn

23:19

to i just exist. Like I say

23:22

once you've got hos the worry of

23:24

get mad and don't is I just

23:26

a positive. It

23:28

isn't prepared for. Adam

23:32

could am the could to having the

23:34

cold madness make you hallucinate an urchin.

23:37

Oh no no that's so our our

23:39

child sized it as a surprise on

23:42

a very important mission bus or case

23:44

I saw about an hour to do

23:46

on. Yeah most on like getting out

23:48

of were house. Yeah it's like what

23:51

we're doing next just. makes

23:54

poetical bits, I. Hate this

23:56

I turned to get rid of I say

23:58

oh are you accompanying austin. The warehouse? well

24:00

if you'd have me I assume that was

24:02

the plan I think will be very happy

24:05

to have feels right. Arm. And

24:07

then would we are? We also

24:09

bring in ah I'm sorry Colonel

24:11

Revolutions as a kind of food

24:14

drink. A little bit of success

24:16

and arrests and he he's insisted

24:18

on going with a so silvery

24:20

moon on the boat. Oh.

24:23

Okay that's an odd apparently they're gonna sorted

24:25

out I'd to he just left saying that

24:27

they'd sorted out with the your cup and.

24:31

Feels a little danger. I'm really worried now

24:33

air or incomes in the.fox meanwhile he here

24:35

in the castle. obviously it was my tell

24:38

the boy what we were doing so he

24:40

could tell the captain that I only told

24:42

him you got that boy killed As the

24:44

boy gets to the captain says and she

24:46

realizes that there's more made is very dangerous

24:49

here and see the the leaves or does

24:51

something else before they get their. Or

24:54

their only way that yet my theory

24:56

is that not everyone at his table

24:58

is evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. We're.

25:00

Lucky of a raving mad and were on

25:02

lucky because ever on we're going rate is

25:05

bad yet. Anyway, or on.

25:08

Ah, A they're already like half way they. I don't

25:10

know that we could. Do. Anything to

25:12

getting i them. Anyway, we just gotta. Have.

25:15

We made a good choice for boys. So much

25:17

Jewel of the Bulls Said that she had some

25:19

business out and about in town and she's gonna

25:21

meet us at the warehouse. I do not trust

25:23

her at all. The. Angel Gardner unarmed know

25:25

shit about she doesn't like me An Aussie.

25:27

Serious. Attack

25:30

oh I suppose if we see

25:32

guttered stands up and she says

25:34

if the ah what is it's

25:36

she counts herself. She. Counts

25:38

his his united Third: the group of

25:40

us and she's trying to get the

25:42

number of arrive. Yeah yeah, How many

25:44

different can Adam see? counts. Pannier.

25:47

Gideon? Yep. coat, Wizard seat accounts

25:49

A Master Masks yes, we had

25:51

Aura. She counts the three of

25:53

you. Yep. If. The six

25:55

of us are good to go. Good.

25:59

six is goods What is this? Yep. 3

26:01

and 3. We would need to just prepare a

26:04

couple of things in our quarters very quickly. To

26:06

have a bite or something. Yeah. We

26:08

will be back momentarily. We'll just gather a few of

26:10

our things when we come back here. Alright. In about

26:12

one minute. You have a private room you can use

26:14

for this. How small is the room? It'd

26:17

be... We're in like a broom closet situation. It's not

26:19

a broom closet. No, no, no, no. You're in a

26:21

castle. You're in a castle, yeah. We're guests. It's a

26:23

castle. There's shit rooms in a

26:25

castle. No, he's right. He's right. So it's... So...

26:29

Let me paint a picture. I just love a...

26:31

Oh, he's right. He knows castles. He knows castles.

26:35

No, so let me paint a picture for you. Imagine

26:37

the nicest small

26:39

room you can. Okay.

26:42

Okay. A toilet. Yeah. Nicer.

26:45

Oh, wow. Okay. Toilet with a bath.

26:48

Oh. Ooh. Amazing. Clawed feet.

26:52

Okay, so I think you were correct earlier.

26:55

That we cannot trust one another. Our

26:58

memories are full of holes. Our friend

27:00

drifting is also full of holes. I

27:03

have apparently coal man-ness. That's not what that is.

27:05

That is something else. There's definitely whatever is here

27:07

is hiding in the coal man. Yes. This

27:10

town is... In effect died

27:13

by the tentacleists. Yeah, it's not in a

27:15

good way. I think we

27:17

need to come up with code words or security questions. Oh,

27:20

okay. So, um... Do

27:22

you remember the name of the monastery that I trained at? Um...

27:26

The Supernickel? Muscle Beach. Oh, well, it's

27:28

close though, weren't I? Muscle

27:30

Beach, you bastard. So,

27:33

I trained in the monastery of Muscle Beach. When

27:36

I see you, if we get split up, when I see you again, I

27:38

will ask you, what is the name of

27:40

the monastery that I trained at? And you will

27:43

answer. Or, if you see me, you will ask

27:45

me the same question. Okay, yeah. What question can

27:47

we ask you? You can ask me what the

27:49

name of my pet duck was. And what is

27:52

the name of your pet duck? It's Pumpernickel. Alright,

27:54

good. Pumpernickel the duck. And you

27:56

have drifting stuff like, what is the question for you? You

27:58

can ask me what clan I came from. And what

28:00

is the name of the clan? The Evading

28:02

Monsoon Clan. And they did not evade the

28:05

monsoon clan. Since I failed. I do feel

28:07

like you- I've lost a finger, I've lost

28:09

an ear, but I'm just glad that now

28:11

the whole of that is over, and I will never

28:13

lose anything again. Can I- Has

28:16

he lost anything else since this time, Adam?

28:20

Oh no. You

28:23

look him up and down, yearning,

28:26

and it does not look like he's- it

28:28

looks- he is as whole as he

28:30

was previous. You look- you look good. In

28:33

a non-skinning way. I take my pants off.

28:35

You think that looks good? Yeah,

28:38

wearing his penis! I've

28:43

never had one. Oh!

28:46

That's very amazing. Wait,

28:48

sorry, I forgot. What was your code

28:51

word? Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel, duck, yeah. I

28:53

do think you have mentioned

28:55

your clan to others before,

28:57

I'm pretty sure. Ahh... no,

28:59

I don't think I have. Okay, you definitely mentioned to us

29:02

before- I mentioned to my- like, where I introduced my

29:04

backstories. And I did go with the clan, it's the

29:06

combination of both. I know the name of your duck,

29:08

you know the name of one of my three types.

29:10

Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. I think. Call,

29:13

counter-call. That's a classic military thing.

29:16

I need a stronger password. I

29:18

think that's enough because it's the combo. Alright.

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30:44

we ready for this? Oh, so we're not eating

30:46

then? I don't

30:49

think we have time for dinner. Alright. I'm

30:52

very sorry. Is there some food in the

30:54

room? There probably wouldn't

30:56

be, no. There'd be a carafe of water, but

30:58

that's it. Do you know what? I'm gonna hand

31:00

my pockets. Can I just have a bit of

31:02

bread in my pocket? Sure, you probably have some

31:04

rations. Oh, yo. The doggy's been

31:06

my belly. Oh, you have rations too.

31:09

Thank you. I appreciate that. No, you

31:11

only give it away. This will be

31:13

great with some sauce and cheese, if I'm

31:15

honest. I'd like to give some a mine as well. I

31:18

think this is a good bonding line. Everyone

31:21

watching me eat your rations. Great. Chop

31:26

chop chop. How much field experience have

31:28

you had? Well, I've been in a

31:30

lot of fields. I quite like a

31:32

walk me. Is

31:34

that what you're asking? Close enough. That gives

31:36

me the answer on the line. Great. What about you drifting?

31:39

Have you had a lot of field experience walking for the

31:41

nights of cars? I can handle myself. That's

31:43

good. Look at these weapons that I carry. You

31:45

just put to your arms. I

31:47

never do actually carry one. I

31:50

have also seen combat and I have been in some

31:52

doggy situations. So I am prepared. But

31:54

oh, I did accidentally murder someone once. So

31:56

does that, I think that counts. That definitely

31:58

counts. Yes, great. I think we

32:01

need to be prepared for anything. Yeah.

32:03

And I would like to propose that we...

32:06

No, I don't think we need to do that. I was

32:08

gonna propose headcounts, but... There's always only been

32:10

three of us, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah,

32:12

yeah. You've never had a problem with there

32:15

being a fifth member. Oh, fuck off. You

32:17

mean fifths. What do

32:19

you mean fifths, Adam? You've never been like, oh,

32:21

there's a fifth person. Adam, how many people are in

32:23

the room right now? Sorry? How many people are in the

32:25

room right now? Four. Well, no, there's three people, sorry.

32:27

But there's four of you. Four. But there

32:29

wasn't four of us downstairs. No, when the...

32:33

When Stonehand was like the sixth of us. Has

32:35

there ever been five of us? Sorry?

32:37

Has there ever been five of us? Not that you remember, no, it's

32:39

always been the four of you. And

32:42

this small room just feels a little smaller all of

32:44

a sudden. And what is your codeword? They

32:47

give you their codeword. Codeword, okay, I'm right

32:49

there. Alright, excellent. Alright, and you give them

32:51

your codeword? I mean, they're exactly the

32:53

same thing to it all. Yeah, nice one. Oh!

32:58

Our characters don't even know. They want the codeword,

33:00

give them the codeword. Adam, I give them the

33:02

codeword. Of course, yeah. The four of us. Yeah,

33:04

cool, they know your codeword. They went here and

33:06

there the whole time, though. Were they? No, it's

33:08

always been the four of you, you think. Okay, yeah, yeah.

33:10

So, we get a codeword, we all give our

33:12

codeword to the fourth member of the same team. Yeah, we do. Fuck.

33:16

Remember three of them. There's

33:19

a knock at the door. See? I pull

33:21

my sword out. The door opens and

33:23

it's Sir Gertrude Stonehand. She

33:26

steps in. Well, are

33:28

we all... Oh, sorry, no,

33:30

I messed that up. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Knock

33:34

at the door. See? You pull your sword

33:36

out? I do. Alright,

33:39

the door opens and Sir

33:41

Majula the Bold steps in.

33:45

Are you ready? Oh, what are

33:47

you doing here? Sorry, sorry,

33:49

sorry, sorry, sorry. There's

33:53

a knock at the door. See? I

33:56

pull my sword out. The door opens and it's Sir Majula the

33:58

Bold steps in. And

34:00

so go true Stonehand steps in you have

34:02

a feeling all three of you have a

34:05

feeling the fourth one of you You're not

34:07

sure cuz you don't know they're mine Yeah,

34:09

but all three of you feel a sense

34:11

of deja vu yeah go true steps in

34:14

I are are you ready? Yeah

34:18

Sorry, sorry, sorry See

34:22

no now something's wrong. This

34:24

has happened before Oh

34:27

We have done this before Yeah You're

34:29

about to pull your sword out I'm about to say

34:32

see and then the door is going to open and

34:34

it will be the door opens and Gertrude steps in

34:37

Are you ready? We have done this

34:39

so many times At

34:41

one time it wasn't even you I don't

34:43

know what you mean. We're not ready. I closed the door

34:50

This time you this time you

34:52

definitely know something's wrong. All right

34:55

tall up Yeah, yeah, do we

34:57

open the door we got fun. I mean

34:59

we've got who are you ready to fight?

35:01

All right, anybody can bet behind there. I'm

35:03

always ready. All right, just quickly. I

35:06

saw this out What is the name

35:08

of my monastery muscle Beach? What

35:10

is the name of your duck? Pomprenical and you

35:12

are evading muscle. Yes

35:14

good the fourth one. Yes Okay,

35:19

let me compromise That's

35:21

good I open the door the

35:24

four amigos Gertrude standing there she

35:26

looks a little impatient. Uh, sorry,

35:28

are you ready to go? Yeah,

35:32

we best get going we're running a little

35:34

late on time sorry I came

35:36

up here as fast as I could but

35:38

I don't know it seems like it She

35:40

looked like she's missing aware of like missing

35:43

time you get well No

35:46

She looks just a little confused. That's all

35:48

she's a witch. Let me

35:50

look if there's any roles here happy to kill her It

35:54

was a sense motive check what kind of what kind

35:56

of it's a skill check. Do you have anything that's

35:58

for skill check? We don't have

36:01

anything. Or anything that affects proficiency bonus

36:03

perhaps? The word

36:05

you're looking for a wisdom skill or

36:08

proficiency bonus? We have so

36:10

many cards. We have so many cards none of them are

36:12

good. A lot of them are combat which is good to

36:14

know. We can like reroll combat

36:16

rolls for attack. We can choose if we go

36:18

to the end. We even know we're in combat.

36:20

Robin's having pieces taken off of us. Oh actually

36:22

that's what I do. Is he missing pieces? No.

36:26

Thank you Damo. You look him up and down and

36:29

you spot two things. First

36:32

off you spot that drifting

36:34

snowflake is missing his

36:37

other ear. Oh shit. And

36:39

then you spot just peeking out

36:41

from under the corner of Pom's

36:43

robes another message written on his

36:45

other arm. Oh fuck. We're

36:48

ready in one more minute. Just

36:51

give us one more minute. I close the door again and I prop

36:53

my back up against it. Show me your arm. Which

36:55

left right? Just one. What?

36:58

What's on the arm? What? You

37:00

did a good boy card. That's funny. Scrolled

37:03

in very hurried writing it looks

37:06

not only is it done with your non-dominant hand

37:08

but it looks like it's done rushed. Get

37:11

out of here. Fucking

37:13

hell boys. We

37:16

brought. I think we take the advice. Yeah. You're

37:19

missing an ear. We're doing it later. What? You're

37:22

missing an ear. We're doing it later. Shit.

37:26

Shit. You

37:29

take two points of damage. Can

37:32

he actually hear? You can

37:34

still hear. I'd say. Normally?

37:36

It's just funny. Yeah normally. I'd say

37:38

for making. When you're trying to hear

37:41

fine details or something. When you're

37:43

making a perception check basically you'll

37:45

suffer a slight penalty, a negative

37:47

one penalty. But for anything

37:49

to do with just interacting at this

37:52

table unless I make a roll don't

37:54

worry about it. Yeah okay. This

37:56

is gonna bleed. Yeah yeah. Okay. What

37:59

do we want to do? We need to get the fuck

38:01

out. I'm pointing at my arm repeatedly. We

38:06

need to be prepared for anything. I pull out

38:08

my quarterstaff and... Your

38:11

quarterstaff is wet with blood. Mine? What

38:15

colour blood? Oh. Not blue blood.

38:18

Red. Is it my blood? How

38:21

would you know other than patting yourself down, I

38:23

guess. I lick the blood. I

38:25

know what I taste like. That's

38:28

a fucked up thing to say. You

38:30

get another critical success. So, annoyingly, it

38:32

works. You get another good boy card.

38:35

Oh, ribs whatsoever. We

38:37

got two of those now. What is it? I'm

38:40

pretty strong for my size. I like how we're pulled out

38:42

of our good boy cards together. You keep your bad boy

38:44

card. Don't worry, I'm going to use it. Someone

38:47

will want food. It's not

38:50

your blood. Is it my blood?

38:52

Do you know what they taste like? Surely not. You

38:54

haven't known them that long. Give me a look. I

38:57

look at palm to see if it's bleeding. It's

39:00

a quarterstaff, though. I have to admit. Palm isn't bleeding. Would a

39:02

cat know? Probably

39:04

wouldn't know what other people's blood tastes like.

39:07

I think you'd need to have a taste

39:09

to find out. Am I covered in any

39:11

blood, gore, alcohol? It's goo.

39:14

With that 20, you can see that there's a

39:16

smattering of blood on your pants. Or if you...

39:18

Do you wear pants? Yeah, I wear pants, yeah.

39:21

There's a smattering of blood on your pants. It

39:24

looks like from blunt force

39:26

trauma, not yours, someone else's. You

39:28

hit someone and they blood. I

39:30

hit someone really hard. Incidentally, you

39:32

also notice that palm is also

39:35

sporting like a shiny burn on

39:37

one arm. Nothing serious. Looks like

39:39

he dodged fire. And

39:42

drifting snowflake other than the current wounds does

39:44

not seem to have any extra ones. Although,

39:46

you can see there's a

39:48

lot more blood on them than justifiably

39:50

for their wounds. Blue blood? No,

39:53

yeah, actually, oh, you didn't need a 20 for this. Yeah,

39:55

it's red blood. It's someone else's blood.

39:58

What about the fourth member of our...? Oh.

40:01

They... Wow, sorry. You don't know

40:03

they've gone. They're just gone. Yeah, we're like... No, Adam.

40:05

There's only ever been three of us. What are you

40:07

talking about? No! This

40:09

time, you have a distinct feeling like... Something's

40:12

wrong. Did I say four amigos

40:14

earlier? Yeah. Something is

40:17

very amiss. We need to get out of here right now.

40:19

I've been in combat. You have been in combat. You have

40:21

been in combat. We need to leave. Ah. Whatever's behind this

40:23

door, we hit it as hard as we can. Not Gertrude.

40:25

I do not care. It may not be Gertrude. We

40:27

also probably need to come up with different code words. I...

40:30

Swing open the door. Who is it? It's

40:32

Gertrude standing there. Yeah, cool. I smack her

40:35

in the chin before she can fall. Oh,

40:37

fuck you. Ew. Fuck. Yes. Let's do this.

40:39

Alright, let's go to combat. Oh,

40:41

shit. Your second combat of the game. I'm so

40:43

sorry if they didn't want to fight. No, no.

40:45

I wanted to fight. Okay, yeah. Yeah,

40:47

second combat of the game. We

40:50

have so many things. Uh... If

40:52

we... If this is bad for us... Yeah.

40:54

We've got a re-roll, a missed attack roll.

40:56

Okay. We've got, if your last attack was

40:58

a hit, you can hit automatically on your

41:00

next attack if we go for the same

41:02

target. Yep. We've got strength checks. We've got

41:04

initiative checks. We

41:06

can change what our damage is to radiant

41:09

or necrotic. That doesn't feel like it's helpful

41:11

here. Mm. Oh, we can

41:13

also roll attack rolls for other people. Okay.

41:15

That's good. Adam, what does our action

41:17

surge do? Your action surge lets you

41:20

attack again. Alright, we both

41:22

got that. You... That's on a short rest.

41:24

So there's two types of rest. Short and

41:26

long. Yep. A short rest is eight hours

41:28

overnight. Yep. A short rest is just a

41:30

one hour breather. Mm-hmm. Some things

41:32

come back on a short rest. Some things come

41:34

back on a long. I think

41:36

most of your powers come back, the two of

41:39

you. Yep. They come back on a short rest.

41:41

Yep. Yep. I think you have another one

41:43

called second wind, which gives you some... Yeah, I do. Yeah.

41:45

A little bit of healing. That's also a short rest. Yep.

41:47

Most of us have a short rest too. Oh, well that's

41:49

good. Well then, yeah. Eight points, a short rest, and my

41:51

bite attack is a short rest. You can also

41:53

recover. Other than using your second wind ability, you

41:56

can recover some hit points on a short rest

41:58

to a limit. There's a limit of... how

42:00

much you have, how many hit points you

42:02

can recover via short resters, short rests, then

42:04

you need to take a long rest. Yeah.

42:06

Basically. Okay. Okay. If that makes sense. All

42:09

right. Cool. So, yearning, you go first, you

42:11

smack Gertrude with your, uh, Fortas stuff. Is

42:14

it possible as I'm hitting her to see

42:17

what's going on with her? What do you

42:19

mean, see what's going on with her? Is she like burnt?

42:22

Is she, is she covered in blood? Is

42:24

she? You, unfortunately,

42:26

it's all happening so far. Yeah.

42:29

You attack, you will,

42:31

oh, you get advantage because she's not

42:34

expecting it. You hit your

42:36

first attack. Now you have, uh, some abilities

42:38

like flurry of blows. Yes. Do you know

42:40

how they work and stuff? Yeah. I need

42:43

to explain that. So I spend, basically after

42:45

I take my attack, um, I

42:47

can spend one of my key points to make two

42:49

unarmed strikes as a bonus action. So I can hit

42:51

her with a stick and then hit

42:53

her twice again, just with my fists. Poor

42:55

Gertrude. Well, when I started with my

42:57

fist, just unarmed, which technically, does that mean

43:00

my mouth? Cause I have a bite attack too. You

43:02

can use your bite attack for this. So can I

43:04

hit and then do two flurry of blows by bite

43:06

twice if I wanted to? Absolutely.

43:08

Yeah. I also have the ability to summon

43:10

big ghost arms out of my body. Oh,

43:12

okay. Also another set of ghost arms out

43:14

of my head. Oh, they're strength based

43:16

and wisdom based. I think it's funny if I have

43:19

wisdom arms out of my brain. Are they super muscly?

43:21

Cause that's what your guys all about. Yeah. Muscle beach,

43:23

baby. Um, I

43:25

don't summon the arms. I just hit her.

43:27

Okay. I'm more trying to, are you

43:29

trying to like, get by her or just get

43:32

by her? Well, it's almost like I want to

43:34

knock her away so we can try to get

43:36

out of the room. Cause it feels like if

43:38

we're fighting in a room, we're in trouble. Your

43:40

first attack deals seven points of damage. It staggers

43:42

her a few steps backwards, but not enough to

43:44

really clear. I mean, she's very surprised by this.

43:46

So you probably could run past her, but you've

43:49

not in any way really neutralized her as a

43:51

threat. Would you like to spend any

43:53

key points? Would you like to move? Not

43:55

yet. I'd like to move out of the

43:57

doorway sort of into the humer.

44:00

Out into the hallway there God,

44:02

how's all those? Hi,

44:05

you look up one end of the hallway you

44:07

look up the other end of the hallway. It's

44:09

currently clear It's just go true to here. Yeah,

44:12

great drifting. It's your turn. What would you like to

44:14

do? Can I use my long sword? Absolutely,

44:16

cut her head off We're

44:20

going full on I was gonna just try

44:22

to subdue her man. I don't have ears

44:24

anymore. Yeah, not fair It's

44:26

affecting my balance Is

44:32

it whiskers that the course cats for better than

44:34

a miss Urena reasal He's a mess is a

44:36

creature you get a not 20. So it's a

44:38

critical hit double damage. Oh, right Oh

44:41

my god, cool. So you deal

44:45

22 points of damage could not nurse. Yeah,

44:48

you cut her head off Oh my

44:50

god, it's drifting Didn't

44:53

think it would work. It could be my future wife too Her

44:58

head hits the ground before her body does is

45:01

she dead? Her head's been cut off Great

45:06

I'm gonna check her corpse for tentacle tattoos

45:08

Adam you check her corpse for tentacle tattoos

45:11

You find none on her so we

45:13

killed an innocent. Well hang on I

45:15

don't know what the tentacle tattoos mean because some

45:17

people not all of them have them So

45:20

it's hard to say we

45:22

should hide the body in the room would have been

45:24

good to get some information Well would

45:26

have been good, wouldn't it? That was my plan

45:31

Gonna knock her back. We're gonna knock her out

45:33

and interrogate her I love you

45:38

She got anything good If

45:41

you get in that 20 on an attack Which

45:44

is your absolutely just fucking slaughtered

45:46

this woman. I did what I said.

45:49

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45:51

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