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bluenile.com. You're
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listening to the Sands Pants Network. Though
1:10
you see no water for miles around you,
1:12
you are like me, nonetheless
1:14
maroon. We are castaways in
1:17
this terrible bad dream somebody decided to
1:19
name Barovia. To switch up the
1:21
metaphor, we are imprisoned and the fog is
1:23
the bars of our cell and our jailer
1:26
is Baron Von Strahd. As
1:28
far as I can tell, there's no way to escape other
1:31
than possibly by dying. Maybe
1:33
by being eaten by a wolf, let's say. There
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is little marks carved over and
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over and over again in many,
1:42
many different languages. If you seek
1:44
honor or power, turn back. In
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many vessels below, the darkness
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shelters a timeless evil. Leave
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now before our damnation becomes yours.
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. The stairs
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descend 500... 100
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feet into Mt. Garkus
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before finally plateauing out. You don't
2:05
feel like you're trapped, but
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you do feel like you're
2:09
in danger. After
2:12
that plateau, there is, or on that
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plateau, is a hallway. A
2:17
long hallway. On either side
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are elaborate carvings that depict
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the construction of the monastery.
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Do you have darkvision? I
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know, Hector, you do. But
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you know what? Esmeralda does not.
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I cast Light. Actually, no, I
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summon my spear. And
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I cast Light on that. You
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attempt to summon your spear. Oh
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no. Hector, you now realise, you
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reach out, you cannot feel penia
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at all. Any power
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you get from being a
2:50
paladin is lost to you. But
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any power you get from being
2:55
a warlock is now maximised or
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rolled with advantage. You
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still have hit points and
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your proficiency bonus and anything like
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that, but anything like Divine Sense
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or Smite, things like that, they are gone
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to you. So
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the spear is a warlock thing, but
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then we did that as a thing?
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You can't summon the spear. You can't
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summon the spear. Okay,
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I then grab the
3:24
mace. Okay, that
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I got from killing an angel.
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It's a little
3:33
paltry. It hums with energy. And
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then just cast Light on
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that. You can feel that
3:39
this mace has become your
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packed weapon, at least for now. Oh
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dear. It speaks to you. Oh okay. Yeah,
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with me. Let
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me taste blood. Oh,
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good to hear that. Good
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to hear that. Hector, a part of
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you cannot wait to use this thing.
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I cast light on
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it to lead the way.
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The light is red, but casts
4:07
further twice as far as it might
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normally. As
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I said, there are elaborate carvings
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on either side of you depicting
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the construction of the monastery above
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you. You see the
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people of this place mining the
4:23
stone out of Mount Gakas to
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build around the statue which was
4:28
always there, and always has been.
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The statue being the one that whispered
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to you. Cool,
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cool cool cool. That's
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the statue from up above.
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It looks like they built a temple around it.
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That's why I would explain why it was a different material.
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You see that the monks
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unearthed strange sarcophagi in the mountain,
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buried in solid stones. The
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carvings are detailed enough to show not
4:58
precisely what the material of the sarcophagi
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are made of, but that they are
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definitely not the same as the stone
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around them. In time, you
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also begin to see that
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the monks begin to change as
5:11
well. The carved monks beginning to
5:13
take on horrific disfigurements. Warped
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flesh, moulded as if it was
5:18
clay and visible bones poking through
5:20
their flesh. They start
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wearing heavier and more concealing robes, but
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the detail in the carvings shows them
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for what they are. Initially
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do we see what kind of monastery it was? Or
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is it just more like a monastery? You
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can see what the monastery once looked like,
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but you don't get the purpose of the
5:43
monastery still. So they built
5:45
a monastery, it just happened
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to be where the sarcophagus is.
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Well if they built the monastery
5:53
around the statue, the statue might
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have been because of the sarcophagi.
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So who put the sarcophagi
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here? Yeah. Some. Hurry Dumb! Some.
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Point: As time continues,
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conflict begins. In they
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thought the monks began attacking each other.
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This is all carved in stone. Committing.
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Unspeakable acts of depravity and
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cruelty to each other. One
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such carving a trends six
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you shows a monk bound
6:19
to a chair while several
6:21
others use a hand drill
6:23
to make holes in their
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warped bodies. This is. Perhaps.
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Is it looking like flayed? God? Ask
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you. Something different? Is something else? Some
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mental louder. So whatever was a. Corrupted.
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And. Then. Is
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it? Does it look like violence, Violence
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sake or this like this is a
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ritual like they are. They at the
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Is. Is it look like this is
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that version virus? Perhaps for violence sites?
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you know, trauma her? There's no reason
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given Cydia picketed Violence Rice around here.
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At around that point the carvings begin
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to lose their detail and become more
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see Steve as if someone were in
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a great hurried to record this history
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or done only seconds before the engraver
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themselves caught up in evil. Oh.
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I did this her. They did
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this as it happened to them.
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Yeah, the very end of the
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whole way has but one coughing,
7:17
a single surviving monks with malevolent
7:19
faces bearing down upon them. In
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one hand, they hold a hammer.
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And. Then the other hand at Sizzle.
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Him outside automates pack they have
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passed this whole way is a
7:31
lawyer but large chamber. The. Amber
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Temple. It's doors a
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slightly ajar. To. answer
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your question yes it amongst the carved
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here does bear a striking resemblance to
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sell to make hello mate for helping
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out the up stop stop you know
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see than lethal from a slick is
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that it's about sisters are about five
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hundred meters or go five hundred meters
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up so she says we're going to
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be rawhide to get back here lived
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distantly from somewhere they are I feel
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like you can hear the wailing of a
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thousand damn souls, which you know is the
8:04
noise of a wreck. Yeah, okay. Does
8:06
that mean he's loose and moving around or is he
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maybe just going in? Moving around, yeah. Okay. You
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know, it doesn't sound like getting closer, it sounds
8:13
more like just moving around. Just moving around. Yeah,
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okay. That just reminds me again, what was
8:17
carved from the wall? Many
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many different scripts again. By the way. What
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did he say again? So he's a... Let's
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see, he's a... They found a statue. Yeah. That's
8:28
a big spooky statue I listened to. Yeah. Yeah,
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yeah, it's true. And they were like, well this is the perfect place to
8:33
build a monastery. This is great. Let's start
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digging. Let's worship this statue maybe. We started digging,
8:38
maybe they were here already. We found some evil
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sarcophagus. That can only be good. You've got to
8:42
drink that goo. Yeah. Only be good. Then
8:45
they started muttering each other. And transforming. And
8:47
transforming. Do you want the text to gather?
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Yeah, and then only one remains. And then
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with the chisel, because he was documenting us
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all as it was happening. And then to
8:55
keep people away, or invite them in. We
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don't know what it is. And then what...
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It did sound inviting, yeah. No, it's
9:02
just with this given context, what did
9:04
he say again? If you seek honour
9:07
or power, turn back. So these walls
9:09
hold naught but doom. In
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many vessels below, the darkness shelters
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a timeless evil. The
9:16
danger is an infection of malevolent
9:18
divinity. Our arrogance and
9:20
folly forged this place into our
9:22
prison. Zoom
9:24
now before our damnation becomes yours. So
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I guess he had a bit of
9:29
regret. Yeah. Yes, you might
9:31
be right. Can
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I look down at... I'm assuming there's nothing.
9:35
But I look down at my alchemy kit
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like, maybe I could make some kind of
9:40
tincture who would protect me. And then I
9:42
get back up again because I'm assuming I
9:44
have nothing good. You have no protection from
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divinity. I have no protection
9:48
from your ingredients. The damned. Yeah.
9:51
I'll hoist my pack back on. Oh, by the
9:53
way, I don't know if we've properly established this.
9:55
I know I said when you were up on
9:57
top of the mountain it was called. It has
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not got... any warmer down here.
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So it is currently
10:03
around negative 23 Celsius
10:06
or negative 10 Fahrenheit if
10:08
you measure, if you're nasty.
10:10
You have cold weather gear
10:12
but it is not enough.
10:14
Cold weather gear could never
10:17
protect you from this. So
10:19
you will be suffering side
10:21
effects. I will
10:24
quickly chickety check what those side
10:26
effects are. But do you have
10:28
any quick questions about this? I
10:30
was just going to say so.
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I'm cut off from many divine
10:35
spells. I've already used up. Yes.
10:37
Yeah you went sort of crazy on your little
10:39
cocaine binge. Oh yeah. Your Borovian marching powder made
10:41
you sort of burn through your. I'm already still
10:44
probably doing stuff. I'm trying to see. I've still
10:46
got a bit of a head
10:48
fog clear. I'm trying to see if I
10:50
have anything that will warm us up. At
10:52
the end of every hour you will need
10:54
to make a constitution saving throw. It starts
10:56
low. Oh and it
10:58
doesn't go up yet. So
11:00
it's only a DC 10. But
11:03
every time you fail that saving
11:05
throw you gain a level of exhaustion. Neither
11:09
of you have immunity to cold damage. No.
11:11
And if one already has say exhaustion. It
11:19
just gets worse baby. Yeah that's a disadvantage
11:21
to check right. Or is not quite. No
11:23
it's not saving throws yet. OK that's good.
11:25
Hey that's something. No you need
11:27
to. Oh when you get the level three of
11:29
exhaustion then you start making this check. Another quick
11:32
question. So I usually
11:34
because of that. Brandt plus five.
11:36
No. I'm guessing that's gone. Yeah
11:38
that's gone baby. Is there a
11:41
visible change in Hector. Yeah he's
11:43
not he's not casting light anymore.
11:47
You naturally cause not enough really
11:49
to see by but you glow
11:51
slightly faintly. Yeah you no longer
11:53
glow slightly faintly. And
11:55
well apart from that PIP you
11:58
wouldn't notice much. a
12:00
slight sagging of the shoulders like the
12:02
weight of the world is leaning a
12:04
little bit more heavily on Hector. It's
12:08
so funny to think that the best, the
12:10
moment that probably Hector felt the best was
12:12
the moment he stepped into the Apatva. That's
12:15
true. I thought he was at his peak. Looking
12:20
at, you wouldn't have noticed this if you
12:22
hadn't, Pep, you wouldn't have noticed this if
12:24
you hadn't been closely inspecting Hector right now,
12:26
but you can see the gap where his
12:29
thick gauntlet and
12:31
fur- and fur-lined glove where there's
12:33
a little gap where it meets
12:35
his, the sleeve of his shirt.
12:38
In between that you see not
12:40
wrist but skeletal. Well
12:42
just, yeah, you just see bones. Okay.
12:46
I'll clap a hand on your shoulder and
12:48
be like, hey, don't lose yourself buddy. I
12:53
didn't think I had. I'll
12:55
try my best. Alright, after you. Alright,
12:59
let's go. The doors lead you
13:01
down a series of steps. You descend
13:03
even further. It feels impossible at this
13:05
point to descend any more
13:07
than this. You must surely have gone
13:09
below sea level at this point. You
13:12
can see on either side of you, it's
13:15
a narrow passageway, single file. You can see
13:17
on either side of you there are little
13:19
arrow splits where defenders would fire at an
13:21
attacker. There's no one manning the arrow splits
13:23
right now, and you can gaze through into
13:26
either room. You see, just
13:28
as you're passing by, shards
13:30
of wood covering the floors of
13:32
frigid rooms, 20-foot square on either
13:35
side of you. If
13:37
this place had defenders, they are no longer
13:39
here. Are you cold? I'm
13:42
freezing. Okay. Can
13:47
we light a torch? Is that even possible? You
13:49
can, yeah, you can light a torch. I mean,
13:51
you have to, because... Oh wait, no, you have
13:53
dark vision. I love dark vision, and I was
13:55
casting light from that, My, uhm, base
13:57
again. It's a very, it's a very...
14:00
Light I'm used to have yet to
14:02
have theory a hellish read Gloria: ya
14:04
don't have doctors and drive or you'll
14:06
need a light already. Have come to
14:08
see. The warmth. To
14:11
this year has a good idea.
14:13
It provides barely anything as the
14:15
you have been in a situation
14:17
where you've been so cold with
14:19
a fire present that you've wanted
14:21
to basically put your hand into
14:23
the fire. Or it's that cold.
14:25
As her the. Flame gutter and did
14:28
looks like for a moment that they're
14:30
going to die but the port stays
14:32
what barely eat at it it it
14:34
got cold at the orphanage sometimes in
14:37
the winter we will kind of up
14:39
towards one of the and of posts
14:41
and they used to do these things
14:44
to us called pasta training where we
14:46
had to lean up against the abbey.
14:49
With. Many books on our heads in the
14:51
cold in the freezing. the undies stone. He
14:53
asked me i'd be stoned your back would
14:55
be I see your spine like I'm like
14:58
an icicle and I remember once Pop got
15:00
so angry about it so angry that he
15:02
had to do that is a nice he.
15:04
He snuck back into the abbey and he
15:06
punched the abbess in a safe for the
15:09
synthesis a as it was a thought that
15:11
maybe that he would never have to do
15:13
it again but instead he had to do
15:15
it for months Anyway this is worse yeah
15:18
I know is he had something. Similar
15:20
about reciting the difference between.
15:23
Is the Devil's and the demons
15:25
am selling a city that might
15:27
have caught. Did. You get
15:29
anything out of it and the
15:31
distances, endeavors and teams. My spine
15:34
substrate as in her house has
15:36
more old Us takes her a
15:38
text, her hands out of her
15:40
mittens, tuck sermons into a pocket
15:43
springs are now blew his hands
15:45
together, rub some abyss and. Lows
15:48
in between them and both of you see
15:50
spots in a little bit of flames and
15:53
he conjures a magical flame to try and
15:55
make her hands of get warm. A specific
15:57
Thank god I'm not cold blooded. largest be
15:59
so I think you are cold. Oh
16:04
no. Pip's getting
16:07
slow dude. At the end
16:09
of this little corridor, Pip, you spot it.
16:11
Well actually who's going first? Um,
16:14
well it depends. Me at the front but then
16:16
would uh, yeah it depends on- I said Pip,
16:19
you're probably- and then Esmeralda can bring up the
16:21
rear. Yeah it depends on if Esmeralda wants to be
16:23
running ahead. Yeah yeah. Well Esmeralda wants to be
16:25
running ahead, yeah. Yeah yeah. So I guess it would
16:27
be Esmeralda. Maybe I'll take up the rear. Yeah
16:30
yeah, we'll flip it. Esmeralda then points it out. As
16:33
she exits this little corridor into- I'll get
16:35
into it in a second- Yes. But
16:38
there's a little balcony that you walk out onto. She
16:40
taps on the right hand side of the
16:42
end of the corridor and you can see
16:45
four scratch marks, tally marks carved into it
16:47
indicating hard castle has been here. This is the way
16:49
then. Right. To measure where
16:51
you are. Actually as well there's
16:53
a little notation made next to
16:56
it in Dwarven's script is
16:58
harsh angles because it's often written in
17:00
stone. You don't get a lot of
17:02
curves in Dwarven's script. So
17:04
it- do you speak- do you know Dwarven? I'm
17:06
pretty sure I do. You immediately
17:09
make out it is a cipher that
17:11
hard castle uses. I won't make you
17:13
roll, you just know this. It is
17:15
a page indication. You can flip to
17:17
Bogman. Okay. I'm just
17:19
like, is Dwarven gibberish? Ah,
17:22
Bogman. Bogman, Bogman, Bogman. I'll
17:24
flip into Emmanuel and find
17:26
the page. Bogman
17:28
the- the- the- the- the- the idea. Yes,
17:31
the ones that keep biting us. Yeah. Yeah,
17:33
yeah, yeah. Bogman's frenzy? Yes.
17:36
Is there anything about the cipher that- do I think he's
17:39
effectively just telling me- Yeah, it's just a page reference. A
17:41
bit where Bogman. Yeah. Okay.
17:44
So there- yeah. Yeah, Bogman. We
17:46
fought Bogman before. Yeah. There's
17:48
not a lot of confidence in my voice because I
17:51
assume whatever Bogman are down here are
17:53
not so awesome. Um, yeah,
17:56
yeah, yeah. I
17:58
Can't connect to anything. From
18:00
the lights were I can can
18:03
connect from the other place it
18:05
you will. There's something. I.
18:07
Intense. Let me tell you Hector, that's
18:09
a real shame because as we know
18:11
bug men fucking hate the light but
18:13
this many other ways to take out
18:15
a bog men. oh people have been
18:17
killing bug men for years without being
18:20
a Andrew boys so I'm sure we
18:22
can figure it out. Com I'd like
18:24
to swallow. did we have to do
18:26
the and interrupt this one's suits me
18:28
to see some switch to hear your
18:30
switch their head and the a hot
18:32
as in and bury them. I mean
18:34
obviously we're not going to be doing
18:36
that. Ah. And if it doesn't work, With
18:39
Fox you step out onto the
18:41
balcony as Morale does stand by
18:43
the railing of the balcony and
18:45
the two of you approach her.
18:48
This area it's a large voltage
18:50
room. The ceiling is thirty feet
18:52
above uses quite high up and
18:54
you are on a balcony looking
18:56
down here. Lust and Rights are
18:58
sets of double doors. The doors
19:00
of this place for made of
19:02
or all made sorry of you
19:04
or iron him but they are
19:06
increased in amber. In addition all
19:08
of the bulls over the ceilings although
19:10
before everything here is made out of
19:13
a black granite which is with the
19:15
exception of the floors everything is in
19:17
taste. In embark it's it is as
19:19
if the Amber has grown over this
19:22
place and claimed it now. Or guess
19:24
a double duty left doubled or to
19:26
your rights theories a single door to
19:28
your left as well. So two sets
19:31
of doors on your last, only one
19:33
on the rights. The balcony has two
19:35
sets of swinging stairs that. Slide
19:37
around, curve around gay own
19:39
into darkness. Into that darkness
19:41
both of you cost of
19:43
both of your lights cost
19:45
down into it. As he
19:47
gaze into the darkness you
19:49
see half a dozen sets
19:51
of glassy eyes staring back
19:53
up at you. Silent until
19:55
this moment. The many adventures
19:57
who arrived here before you.
20:00
Now long dead, their corpses standing
20:02
in silent vigil until this moment
20:04
As one they raise their arms
20:07
and coal out you with a
20:09
hunger only a corpse wishing to
20:11
consume the living can summon. Oh
20:16
fuck up going to initiative for oh
20:18
fuck this case the kids you did
20:21
he thinks he am the monks built
20:23
the all can assist assist since know
20:25
it's real world hasn't the amber is
20:27
either a premise for to what the.
20:30
Effect as as was his mother doesn't
20:32
sorry I'm and something closer to twenty
20:34
cities and twenty. How. I
20:36
would not have had a chance between seeing
20:38
the page entry and the bog men to
20:41
cross the that what i literally to status
20:43
as oh goodness of the one of my
20:45
first turn them while they have to get
20:47
up there will get on with i'm gonna
20:50
you're gonna minutes where you have got a
20:52
minute a set me up the as sometimes
20:54
that move with a did they rolled really
20:56
have. A
21:00
right? it's the zombies
21:02
time first, and the
21:04
bug men see, say,
21:06
shards. Same.
21:12
As. A as a mass they move
21:14
up both sets of says is roughly
21:16
ten on each set of stairs make
21:18
their way towards use it is they
21:20
have turned to do that so they.
21:23
They. Are blocking both the Les Pauls
21:25
and the right pastel so you'd the
21:28
doors are all inaccessible to you. You
21:30
can retreat back the way you came
21:32
but that is or jump off about.
21:34
But those are your options at this
21:36
hotel and heck it's your turn. So
21:39
with both man it was what was
21:41
what do I remember? Let me see
21:43
size Pip didn't spare. Immune Joseph think
21:45
this would be stuff a year now.
21:47
At this point there are me to
21:50
poison resistant to bludgeoning and piercings you
21:52
gonna want to use. sloshing if
21:54
possible ah unfortunately you are
21:56
wielding a mace ah they
21:59
com pigs exhausted obviously
22:01
and don't let them bite ya. Yeah,
22:04
yeah right. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
22:06
Okay, cool. Pretty much. Um, hmm, don't
22:08
have many options. How far away are
22:10
they? They'd be a scant 10, 15
22:12
feet from you on either side. Okay.
22:15
Um, um, are we backing up? Uh,
22:19
you're first. Okay, cool. I'm just
22:21
gonna cast, I hate this, Eldritch
22:23
Blast, Adam. Ah, yeah.
22:25
Cool. Um. You reach out
22:27
with your hand, and you
22:30
feel the energy channel
22:32
from somewhere else directly,
22:34
strikes you from behind, directly into
22:37
your heart, reaching along you. As
22:39
the energy courses through you, you
22:42
feel an exaltation. It feels incredible.
22:45
You love this. Oh, dude. Hector,
22:48
you see as the energy runs down
22:50
your arm, your arm bulges a little
22:52
bit as it cannot contain the energy.
22:55
You, with advantage, hit, and you deal
22:57
maximum damage. Whoa. You smote one
23:00
of the zombies pretty handily. Okay.
23:03
It falls to the ground. They have nothing that...
23:06
Okay. Is that, um, with... I
23:08
can, I can cast it. It's twice, isn't it? Yeah,
23:10
yeah. Two, two... Thunk. Yes,
23:13
you get two bolts. Cool. What does the
23:15
energy look like coming out of your hand?
23:17
Oh, a critical head. I mean, it doesn't
23:19
matter, but... Is it sickly and purple, is
23:21
that what it looks like? It feels sickly
23:23
and purple. But when it launches out of
23:25
your hand, it is a skull screaming as
23:27
it screams. As
23:30
it launches out from your hand,
23:32
the mouth opens to reveal teeth
23:34
of daggers. Whoa, dude. That's some
23:36
skeletal shit. That's awesome. You've smote
23:39
a second one. Fuck yeah.
23:41
Two go down. Okay.
23:46
You're very lucky I'm gonna be kind.
23:48
Technically, because you're in... You...
23:51
Well, the Amber Temple is the Amber
23:53
Temple. It's not the lair of the
23:55
wraith. But within a certain radius of
23:57
wraith, undead can't be killed. That
24:00
would be so bad, that's a fucking
24:02
hospital. You gotta kill the Wraith first. I feel it
24:04
back to the Wraith. But we're in the EberTepo,
24:07
it's different. I'm not counting this
24:09
as its lair, that would be presumptuous of the
24:11
Wraith. This is the lair to
24:13
an entirely different set of entities. Those
24:15
are the, yay. And
24:17
then, can I get out
24:19
my shield? Is that a bonus action? Or is that?
24:22
I would be an action. Oh no,
24:24
no, it's an interaction. Yeah, you can get
24:26
out your shield. Sure. I
24:28
guess I'll drop the torch that I was holding. I thought
24:31
you were shedding light from your mace? I was doing both.
24:34
Oh, okay. I was hoping you'd dual wield light sources.
24:36
Well, you drop the torch. Yeah, and I'll grab my
24:39
shield and I guess I will step
24:41
in front of my friends. And Marilda
24:43
drops to her knee, takes out our
24:45
chemical kit that she got from Van
24:48
Richten's supplies back outside, and you
24:50
see she quickly crafts something, she pours
24:52
it all very delicately into one of
24:54
those syringes, stoppers it up, and then
24:56
immediately... Yeah, that's so cool.
24:58
...injects it into her own neck. That
25:01
is, however, her action. That's pure cool. I
25:03
wish I had syringes. I'm gonna do a
25:05
far more embarrassing version where I just squat
25:07
down and open up my little arm and
25:09
go, okay. And
25:12
I would like to come... I'm imagining you're doing it in like
25:14
a little, like a shitty little
25:16
pot or something like that, where she's been
25:18
getting out beakers, swirling them around. I was
25:20
rolling my far more. She gets out a set of
25:22
goggles to put on. Yeah, I just shield my eyes.
25:25
I would like to combine Death's Night
25:27
Woe for Undead Bane, Hounding
25:30
Killer Hands so that it sticks to a
25:32
weapon, and then I'll go
25:34
Rope Tentacles for Seeking. So
25:36
that it gets... You
25:38
give yourself advantage and I'll say you
25:40
get five attacks. Nice. Are
25:43
you... Oh, five ammunition. It'll be fine
25:45
both, yeah. These five strikes will kill-kill the
25:47
bogman. Oh, fuck it, that's wrong. And you
25:49
have advantage on these five attacks. Hell
25:52
yeah. That is, however, your action. That was my
25:54
turn, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it is... Oh
25:56
yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude.
25:58
The... The zombie? always wanting
26:00
brains is awful. It's so legitimately
26:02
upsetting. So much scarier than the
26:04
wanting meat. Then crack it
26:06
open your head for your sweet goopy
26:08
brains. No, I think meat is all-
26:10
they're like a screaming meat, also terrifying.
26:13
Oh yeah, scary, that's true. Three more
26:15
zombies, join the game. Oh, that's fucking
26:17
right. Fucking bock man.
26:20
You are now fighting more than you started with.
26:22
Fucking bock man. Alright, they get to you.
26:25
You're in a spot of luck as there's
26:27
only so many that can attack you. Yay!
26:31
That's something. So, Pip, would
26:33
you be- alright, so I'm
26:35
trying to get the battlefield
26:38
right now. So, the balcony
26:40
is ten feet across, which means the two
26:42
people can stand side by side. Who would
26:44
be standing- Esmeralda would have gone right to
26:46
the balcony. So Pip, would you have
26:48
gone all the way to the balcony? I was thinking that
26:50
I was kind of behind Hector. That was kind of where
26:52
I was going to be. Hector, would you have gone
26:55
all the way to the balcony? Of course, yeah. I was
26:57
going to grab shield and try to get in front of
26:59
the two of them. I'm just trying to work out who
27:01
can be attacked three times and who can only be attacked.
27:03
Okay. Esmeralda is going
27:05
to be attacked twice. Hector,
27:07
you're being attacked twice as well, from
27:09
two different sides, and Pip, you're getting
27:12
attacked once. Okay. So,
27:15
Esmeralda is fine. Hector,
27:19
you get hit. Oh fuck. Great
27:22
to hear. Critical hit. Also
27:24
good to hear. Dude, oh fuck. So,
27:28
to the good boy car. Do
27:31
you have anything to block an attack? I don't think so.
27:34
I'm 99% sure we don't. You gain
27:36
resistance damage from non-magical attacks. I'll just
27:38
start it to you next turn. Uhhh.
27:43
You know what? Let's use it. Okay. It's
27:45
a critical hit. I don't want to get bogman. What are
27:47
you doing? Oh, but is it a way- Is it a non-magical?
27:50
Does this count as a non-magical attack? Okay,
27:53
I'm gonna use this. You Gain resistance to
27:55
damage from non-magical attacks until the start of
27:57
your next turn. That Won't help. Never Mind.
28:00
Will do less damage but the
28:02
so you will take a d
28:04
four plus one damage Dad's you'll
28:06
half that a man you roll
28:08
for bug mans successor. Sad
28:11
story boss worker soldiers are it hit
28:13
me three different know whether you the
28:15
monks are just use the get behind
28:17
me take it all night out to
28:19
the public eye. Specifics of the i
28:21
got a chop off my fingers a
28:23
sign. Of is
28:25
on my head on Metropolis. Okay
28:28
so as world I didn't get
28:30
hit Hector Aldi first because you're
28:32
just regular damage see take four
28:34
point advantage that's okay or my
28:36
ah my healthy boy Ours is
28:39
twenty five as. Could sell
28:41
oil not out of stock in health and then
28:43
you need to make. A
28:46
strong boy? Yes yes yes dear. I
28:48
think you're Constitutions know make a Dc
28:51
twelve decks area A D C Twelve
28:53
Constitution socks aren't always heck let's go
28:55
other both the same let's go with
28:58
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30:22
fine. And then, poor
30:24
execution. I'm gonna force you to
30:27
re-roll this. Okay. I'm
30:29
spending a bad boycott. That's fine.
30:31
B-b-b-bullshit. That's good to hear. Oh
30:34
no. That's fine. Um,
30:36
did you say con? Yeah. Yeah, you
30:38
fail. Do you have anything for this? Where
30:40
does he get bit? He gets bit on the arm. Oh. I
30:43
mean, my con and decks are the same in
30:46
terms of, are they the same? Yeah.
30:54
Could I maybe use a re-roll any
30:56
deck space check with advantage? Well, you
30:58
had shoes to make a- I did
31:00
choose. That is on me. You
31:02
know what? That's fair. That's
31:05
fair. Um. I'll cop it.
31:07
I'll cop it. I'll
31:09
cop it. Yeah, I'll keep a re-roll over
31:11
there. I, if you want
31:13
though, I'll allow you to, this is, this,
31:16
take the offer now or don't. I'll
31:19
allow you to spend that card and
31:21
one other card of you, no, a
31:23
random second card. No. I'll
31:26
look. I'll cop it. I'll
31:28
cop this, uh. You're gonna- You've caught
31:31
Bogman's Frenzy. We might have to take your fucking arm.
31:34
Oh my fucking god. Or Flash
31:36
Rod, which is the actual name. It's the
31:38
real name, Bog. If you go
31:40
into a doctor, don't say Bogman's Frenzy. Say
31:42
Flash Rod. Um, alright. Then- Where
31:45
was I bit? You were bit on the arm. What bit?
31:48
Hector. How far up? Eyes
31:51
or lows? Oh boy. Let's go with lows. Eyes
31:53
or lows? Eyes or lows? Eyes
31:55
or lows? Eyes or lows? Clothes?
31:59
Clothes? Though hi I'm not
32:01
even georgian boys guy who supplies
32:03
okay going on ninety of of
32:06
day rather than suffer bring order
32:08
was what's your budget on the
32:10
shoulder for them as the as
32:13
the zombie when moods his towards
32:15
who is bowls itself over that
32:17
to throwing had sell side you.
32:21
It's about the land on your shoulder,
32:24
but then luckily you bring your arm
32:26
up in an awkward position. But nonetheless,
32:28
defense. You. Get be it's
32:30
i don't know what you call it but
32:32
mix of third knuckle yeah right at the
32:34
base of the phone said adding a dumb
32:36
ass sued that's hey lucky. Man,
32:39
Reseal the teeth sinks. Lose
32:41
your gauntlets. It's A goes
32:43
underneath your gauntlet you're yearning
32:45
home And on top it
32:47
sinks underneath him to your
32:50
a heavy bullen. Myths it
32:52
goes through that and you
32:54
feel teeth p A Skins
32:56
Okay, that's. Fantastic.
32:58
How long did the house find
33:00
yourself on how be opposed combat
33:02
close to here? We. If
33:05
we get there again arrived and
33:07
then oh no. No,
33:10
this is be a passing yeah. Own
33:12
eyes to the rubble monocles, triple damage
33:14
and you have this you both get.
33:17
While on the bright side, Because
33:19
of the name was a good bit on
33:21
the hands of get tips well triple damage
33:23
and you have disappointed from text based attacks.
33:26
Assets. For. Six.
33:30
Cents an hour or so with my and
33:32
it's oh so yes or no. You know
33:34
how the last time we have this conversation
33:37
of what we live the conversation the past
33:39
and I know it's upset you that you
33:41
had advantage from multiple sources? yeah and you'll
33:43
and one disadvantage cancelled by some ass and
33:45
I know I saw your face when we
33:48
had this conversation whenever he was his you
33:50
will like I'd very annoying but now you
33:52
have disadvantage for multiple sources said about it's
33:54
gone thought I got it for your be
33:56
vaccinated for him around be about of resources
33:59
or I'm soccer. Yes
34:01
so you just have yet so you
34:03
just get bit on the hand as
34:06
well as as you will take triple
34:08
this which. Fifteen.
34:11
Points of damage of course it's
34:13
maximum on max did you not
34:15
yet? Max on both See ah
34:17
many roles yeah everybody else of
34:19
their of just going. I have
34:21
a little cuckoo cuckoo weeks, the
34:23
city a good stuff or some
34:25
good stuff farm and yet the
34:28
disadvantages which whatever handful that's a
34:30
man you need to make a
34:32
con or dexterity. Saving Lotus your
34:34
choice. go slowly decks decks desk
34:36
you pass of. I got nice
34:38
though to fuck me. On this
34:40
got valets certificate that. Yeah.
34:44
You pause. And
34:48
sort of so forty pip get a bit be
34:50
like sided with the overt act as if got
34:52
it way worse. slices some on and off. for
34:55
sector it's your turn. To
34:59
fight. Looking at the bug man who is
35:01
currently on my hand and just summoning and
35:03
out a blast from that is into his
35:05
head.rots your yes. You.
35:07
Are this would be made a disadvantage Supporting
35:10
you know, because it's a ranged attack? I
35:12
am fine. Claims worth doing that. So of
35:14
course. You will unfortunately
35:16
miss because of that disadvantage and was
35:18
have something for an attack rolls and
35:20
I thought if I dissing nine five
35:22
mood and will get hit again you
35:24
com is is nowhere to move now.
35:26
Yes okay well out of attacked again
35:28
dismissed as nice. As
35:31
your azure of that a
35:33
critical. Fuck. Yes,
35:35
a critical foul by double
35:37
had. Been
35:40
fired. Up. Of the
35:42
effects of a smaller reverse the harmful
35:44
effects are applied to you. Wait, no
35:46
you don't have disadvantaged advantaged will visit.
35:48
That's right, I don't I thought that's
35:50
why Back on my oldest I read
35:52
all the first. the tasks. For. zoc
35:55
yes oh nice nine this year
35:57
maximum damage he blas to that
36:00
Clean off. Hell. Yes, very funny No, nothing
36:02
else does this no other type of enemy
36:04
does this but I'll mark down how many
36:07
enemies you're fighting on my I've got Scratch
36:09
paper that I just keep track of things
36:11
on and nothing else ever
36:13
like goes down and up 19
36:17
17 20 19 And
36:20
then you make your second attack That's
36:22
okay. I was at the one that
36:24
yeah tagging people. Sure. Yes the second
36:27
attack You smote two of
36:29
them nice Two
36:31
heads explode. Hell yeah, well cause
36:34
problems for swapping later, but Very
36:38
issue to consider it says more elders turn Hell
36:45
yes, okay Okay
36:49
three Zombies go up
36:51
in flames two of them pass but one fails
36:53
at saving throw even the ones the past Still
36:55
go up in flames as more elder burns three
36:57
of them to nothing. Fuck. Yeah, it's your turn
37:00
I'm gonna go to load one of my crossbow
37:02
bolts And then I'm gonna be like get your
37:04
head on straight and then I'm gonna turn around
37:06
and use my flame breath on some of The
37:08
other ones. Oh, yeah. Okay. Do you know what
37:11
the range of that is? It's 15 feet.
37:13
Is that correct? So it's not huge. Yeah,
37:16
that's okay. Yeah, because you still get You're
37:19
standing next to pips. You still get ten
37:21
two three you get six. Fuck.
37:23
Yeah. Oh wait Esmeralda
37:26
should have gotten a lot more as well. Actually, sorry
37:28
cuz it's got the same range. Sorry. She should have
37:30
gotten Six as well.
37:32
So another three go down. Fuck.
37:34
Yes, dude. Okay. Okay
37:36
you belch on Three
37:40
pass so half of them pass half fail
37:42
that is even with the past you kill
37:45
another six fuck. Yeah, fuck Yeah, fuck you.
37:47
You've got wow, that's good. You've gone down
37:49
to six More
37:51
coming They're on
37:54
the stairs though, so they will actually
37:56
just be spending their next turn getting
37:58
to you. Okay, you will have. The
38:00
higher time digital fuck yourselves I
38:02
got a right press. Press.
38:06
More join the point. Is
38:09
how many more way we see. Six
38:11
plus Eight is forty nine. Nine.
38:13
You find. Just. It
38:15
doesn't know that know which one I've heard
38:17
so I wrote a d Twenty had however
38:20
many zombies are in the area and if
38:22
that number does not meet. Sistine.
38:24
No more joined the party Clothes said
38:26
it's fourteen of asshole just don't forget
38:29
so I'm do not a good thing
38:31
over the balcony book and from off
38:33
but it's the zombies has the ones
38:35
that are still remaining a so far
38:37
by that they spend their time getting
38:39
to you get hacked up. To
38:43
more as hell didn't have
38:45
to do and it's it's
38:47
taken away so much of
38:49
me feel so you still
38:51
at. It's because they're often
38:53
you again. You're not wrong
38:55
with advantage or disadvantage. One hits
38:57
you smarter, smite, whatever a zombie
39:00
his ten that's a critical mass.
39:02
So do anything for a little
39:04
met at a loss. A loss.
39:06
New. Is good
39:08
news? bad news? Okay, give me that
39:11
bad news Out of here. All creatures.
39:15
The good news is
39:18
also old crysis detonation.
39:22
All breezes within fifty feet of you including
39:24
yourself must make a saving. Throw a party
39:26
to the spell on going to call it
39:28
a go at con. Yourselves
39:31
a D C which is seventeen
39:33
on a failed they take a
39:35
D Eight maximized didn't seem caused
39:37
by this. it's ass so a
39:39
D H force damage to everyone
39:41
within fifteen feet of you. Okay,
39:43
so let's throw your first concept
39:45
of seventeen you pass. Ah, that's
39:47
hundred am and sorry for years
39:49
if you say. You
39:52
take. Eight Points of Force Them It's
39:54
just too powerful down here. you're
39:57
too powerful you're on your of
39:59
fox Hahaha! Flog! Ah!
40:07
Ismael, still breathing heavy,
40:09
still breathing, ah! Hah!
40:12
Hah! Ismael,
40:14
the passes, no damage,
40:16
and then 15 feet in
40:18
both directions, so you are gonna get
40:21
10 zombies. No, there's only 5 left.
40:23
You get, all 5 of them get caught
40:26
in this. Well, it's good, I guess. If they, oh
40:28
no wait, if they save, they take no damage.
40:30
So any zombie that saves takes
40:32
no damage. There's one left. Hahaha!
40:37
Do I get flung? No, it doesn't
40:39
throw you. Oh no, no, it's like somebody punching
40:42
me. Yeah. Awesome. Hector!
40:46
Hector, as you're drawing the energy, as it
40:48
slams into the back of you this time,
40:50
you feel two
40:52
skeletal hands, one on each
40:54
shoulder, and then you hear
40:57
a whisper into the whisper
40:59
of a once lover, but
41:01
now vengeful assassin
41:04
into your ear. Let me out.
41:07
And then you explode. Hahaha!
41:11
There's one zombie left, Hector. It's
41:14
Esmeralda's turn. Esmeralda...
41:16
Zero. Hahaha! Esmeralda
41:21
brings her, oh it stabs with her
41:23
rapier and then brings her axe down.
41:25
The rapier and the axe together take
41:27
that zombie out. Okay.
41:30
Is there any more? Do
41:33
we need to switch the... I look at the exploited heads.
41:35
Sorry. Um, that's okay, we'll
41:37
do our best. Uh, Esmay, he was hit
41:40
on the film pretty bad. I
41:42
will deal with Hector, you... You will
41:44
also be... I'm fine, I can tell.
41:49
I'm getting a bad boy card for that. That's
41:52
so rude. Can I get a good
41:54
boy card for role player? What?
41:57
As Pip would do! Alright. No,
42:00
actually pip you get put it back.
42:02
You got a bad boy.
42:04
Okay, for for fucking doing whatever
42:06
you just did Whatever you want to call
42:09
it being rude being rude and as we
42:11
only get those big add one damage die
42:13
to the attacks of any Creature that could
42:15
be useful pretty useful. Yeah, I would specify
42:17
Not not us. Yeah, that's an
42:20
NPC Actually,
42:22
no, you can all before one
42:24
fight. Yeah one fight only. I'll
42:26
start swapping the bodies I'll do my best. Obviously some
42:28
of them are in states of massive
42:30
disrepair But I feel
42:32
like I'm better suited. It seems like as may
42:34
has a sort of medical bent to a monster
42:36
hunting Yeah, anybody's gonna do a yeah I
42:39
think I think any of you taken I guess
42:41
my is very much like a no no person
42:43
left behind Yeah, where's tips like? Oh, well You
42:47
a bit well, how many times you probably got it
42:50
we should probably shoot you in the head now Oh,
42:52
yeah, you don't want to tell pit in a zombie
42:54
apocalypse You don't want to be like I think I've
42:56
been bit if it had been your head Oh, yeah,
42:58
what would it mean my head exactly? Sorry,
43:00
buddy. We got a empty taste. Hi the was Most
43:06
all right fuck as Maro Inspects
43:08
your bite you have contracted
43:11
sheep Pulls the pulls the
43:13
sleeve of your shirt back to reveal
43:15
you can see your own veins You
43:17
know how you can always see the
43:19
blue ones. Especially you can see that
43:21
you literally watch as black Slowly
43:24
moves through them when this
43:27
gets to your heart you will die. I
43:30
have not the Alchemical
43:32
ingredients to help with this give me
43:34
your axe Let's
43:39
one moment. I Pip do
43:41
you have Healing powerful healing.
43:43
I mean I can have a look but
43:45
I think we got to take the thumb
43:47
is me Let's see
43:49
powerful healing. Hmm. Nope.
43:52
Not really I've got regular healing
43:54
immunity to energy. Give me
43:56
the regular healing Okay, I'll
43:58
pull out a Malachite,
44:02
maybe I'll go the malachite. I'll also give some
44:04
more Death's Night Woe
44:06
because it's Undead Bane. Just might help might charge it
44:08
up a bit and then I'm
44:11
sure I have more Healing.
44:13
Oh, yeah, and some co-ordal eggshells which are
44:15
healing too. Do they have legendary power? No,
44:17
none of them do. That's what
44:20
I mean. I don't know. So this
44:22
is a strained potion because it's It's
44:25
not as powerful as it should be so the role
44:27
is a disadvantage But if she gets it, you
44:31
don't need to lose the thumb. She off. Forgot
44:34
to take the lower number, but that's
44:36
still fine He manages to make a
44:38
bandage out of the oh, she just
44:40
takes a bandage mushes
44:42
the eggshells into it, pours the
44:44
or places the Death Knight's Woe
44:46
gently on it And then she
44:49
crushes the malachite Makes
44:51
a sandwich of sorts, presses it together
44:53
as hard as she can and then
44:55
wraps that around her hand Keep
44:57
this bandage on for at least a day.
45:00
It should stop the infection If
45:03
it does not, how will we know? If
45:05
you begin to see the infection spreading
45:07
out from underneath the bandage Then
45:10
we will consider taking the hand.
45:12
I'd say I'm on the
45:14
stairs. I'd say before it gets to your
45:16
elbow Because you want to
45:18
get it before the elbow because you don't want to
45:21
then you've got a little bit of motion range It's
45:23
easier to put a prosthetic arm. You could see it
45:25
moving but you could tell It
45:27
was moving slow enough that you can probably
45:29
keep it to the hand if you want
45:31
to. Yep. Yep So like it okay, cool.
45:33
Cool. Cool. Well, yes, like yeah As
45:36
may would know about As
45:39
my seems pretty confident with this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
45:41
you It was not a
45:43
flesh rot But I have she
45:46
gestures to her where her leg
45:48
was I have experience with
45:51
removing disease Thank
45:53
you for helping both of you. Thank you
45:56
She's not good. Thank you and could have
45:58
been a lot worse. Yeah Okay,
46:01
right let's if you don't know Yeah
46:06
For the ones I can yeah the
46:09
ones whose heads are exploded. I mean Well,
46:12
we might be okay from that Um
46:17
I think you've actually got to the point pip
46:19
yeah, you can't fail this check anymore.
46:22
That's awesome I think
46:24
on the clap dude get a good boy card. Yes,
46:27
and that owner Free roll constitution
46:29
base check that would have useful Pip
46:38
you're pretty confident. It's good. All right. I think
46:40
they're fine. I'm coming back up How's
46:42
house? Oh, yeah, you got a bandage on him. It
46:45
seems absurd Did
46:47
you wonder is there anything these are dead
46:49
adventures, right? That's true I might be
46:51
anything on them I think in a
46:53
situation like this in a place like
46:55
this any resource helps Oh, yeah, that's
46:57
probably a good idea. Their equipment is
47:00
for the most part pretty fucking useless
47:02
You can peel armor and weapons from
47:04
the dead But there are the armor
47:06
and weapons are so badly damaged and
47:08
decayed to truck that to truck them
47:10
back It might just not be worth.
47:12
Oh, yeah, yeah for sure But
47:15
among their possessions you do
47:17
find some useful stuff you
47:20
find about not about
47:22
sorry you find exactly 225
47:25
gold coins among all of the corpses the
47:27
coins are Like a million
47:30
different types of minting You can
47:32
see from all over not just
47:34
candor not just Barovia from other
47:36
realms of existence, you know Features
47:38
on the coins that are completely
47:40
alien. That's all who's this old
47:42
lady with a crown I
47:45
don't know that look like any queen. I know Queen.
47:47
I know yeah paper
47:49
money Sure. Yeah, maybe it's
47:51
a Ben Franklin Some
47:54
of it might be paper money that would
47:56
not be included because the paper money would
47:58
not wouldn't even register. Yeah towards them.
48:00
Yeah, rotted by now. Yeah, true.
48:03
You additionally find two spell scrolls,
48:05
they're divine spell scrolls for what
48:07
it's worth, it won't matter too
48:10
much. One is of spider-climb and
48:12
the other sleep storm. Cool. Neither
48:15
of you can just cast them, it requires a
48:17
roll to cast either of the scrolls. Okay. Yeah,
48:20
Esmeralda as well, because they're divine.
48:22
They're kind of an annoying... Yeah,
48:24
an annoying type down here. They're
48:26
arcane type spells, but for their
48:29
prayer scroll. Yeah. So, no
48:31
one here has the connection necessary to
48:33
just cast them. Yeah, yeah. But anyone
48:35
can, it just requires the roll. If
48:37
I were to say upstairs, I
48:39
could cast these? No, no, no, you couldn't either.
48:42
You would need to have it as
48:44
part of your spell list. Oh, okay,
48:46
cool. Yeah, so you'd need to be
48:48
a very specific type of caster, it's
48:51
just randomly generated. Yeah, yeah.
48:53
I mean, the spider-climb you
48:55
pull off some sort of...
48:57
Actually, you know what? Fuck.
49:00
You pull the... This one makes sense,
49:02
spider-climb you pull off a fucking drow,
49:04
that makes a lot of sense. But
49:06
sleep storm was randomly generated. Okay. Oh,
49:09
okay. Fabulous. Yeah, anyway.
49:11
Hey, gotta accept this. Good
49:14
stuff, good stuff. Alright. Yes,
49:17
so two sets of doors to your left, one
49:19
is double, one is single, one
49:21
set of double doors to your right, and then stairs
49:24
that lead down into the darkness. You
49:26
can just make out a
49:29
hood of some giant statue
49:31
out of the darkness. Pip, you might
49:33
have gotten a closer look. Yeah. It
49:35
looks like there's somewhere in this chamber,
49:37
there's a statue of the same entity
49:40
that was outside. I mean,
49:43
we don't have a map or anything of this place. Is it
49:45
the kind of thing where we just... This makes
49:47
sense to me. We just descend until we find
49:49
what we're looking for. Potentially I was going to
49:52
check the doors to see if
49:54
a hardcastle had marked anything. That's a good
49:56
idea. Smart. No, you just see those four
49:58
notches and then the indication... of bogman
50:00
okay so he didn't if we
50:02
go over to the other doors nothing oh on
50:05
this level no you see no marks on
50:07
any of the no sorry I tell
50:09
a lie you do see a mark on the
50:12
single door on your left you see
50:14
a seven tally mark
50:18
this one has a seven that
50:21
means I would assume assume this is how it
50:23
works he's gone deeper and they'll be further marks
50:25
down yeah so he came back to this one
50:27
all right he's been here but this is not
50:30
the direct path that he followed no still let's
50:32
open it let's have a look oh okay
50:35
with the door and have a period
50:37
you see this was once
50:39
this room connects first off to
50:41
the arrow slit room where I
50:44
looking before this was
50:46
once probably some sort of barracks it
50:48
looks like maybe soldiers guards whatever were
50:50
stationed in this room and used it
50:52
as a rest spot while they were
50:54
doing shifts in the arrow slit room
50:57
okay there's nothing okay no yeah you
50:59
turn the room over nothing of interest no
51:01
no the marking no nothing I know marking in
51:03
that room night that room did come to
51:06
a dead end though the arrow slit room is a dead
51:08
end so hmm there was nothing on the
51:10
other two doors yeah so on this
51:12
way night nothing I could see I think
51:14
deep produce so hard
51:16
castle didn't seem to go into these ones
51:19
no but I didn't see any other any
51:21
other markings on those two doors see anything
51:23
the double doors on the left yeah two
51:25
doors on the left you see that they're
51:27
locked but other than that no
51:30
no markings does it seem weird that he
51:32
came back here but then we didn't find
51:34
like an eight marking anywhere further back from
51:36
where we came from you might find
51:38
it ominous meaning that maybe
51:41
that is where he met his
51:43
demise yeah I'm totally disappeared or
51:45
something but he could have
51:47
also come up seven going down again
51:49
yeah when you say that
51:51
the two doors on the left locked mm-hmm
51:53
are they like a padlock or is like
51:55
locked doors or it's an internal to the
51:57
door lock you give the doors an experimental
52:00
little push and you can tell that they
52:02
are barred. These are barred, I cannot even
52:06
begin to think how I would pick the lock.
52:08
I'm not very clumsy. I'm all
52:10
thumbs. The iron doors
52:13
in case in Ambra look pretty sturdy,
52:15
but you imagine given enough time
52:17
you could open them. I guess downwards.
52:19
Downwards we go. Downwards we go. You've
52:22
got to keep your eye out for notches and
52:24
bog men. I'll light a
52:26
torch again and... Yep. Oh,
52:28
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52:57
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