The Don is back with Intern Jules -- who we can confirm is a real human being! We go over the story behind Alexander Hamilton's real hair. We have an update from a past Dear Albie write in. If you don't wish someone happy birthday on social media, did it even happen? Plus, a vintage Dear Abby. And more! Email the show; [email protected]

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