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Hello and
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It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
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John, did you know that in Florida
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alligators can grow up to twenty six
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feet? Is
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this a Halloween joke or
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Is this a socks club joke?
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means they have to get thirteen subscriptions
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to the awesome socks club. I
2:17
should have seen it coming. Can alligators
2:19
really grow up to twenty six feet or did you
2:21
make that up? Like in
2:23
length? Yeah. I just picked
2:25
the number. Oh, okay. I was
2:27
like, that seems way too long
2:29
because I I've seen the world's largest
2:32
alligator and
2:34
I don't think it was twenty six feet long.
2:36
You have also seen the world's largest alligator.
2:38
It surfaced direct next
2:41
to our canoe in child. Do
2:44
you remember this? I do remember that,
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yes, I don't think it was. The longest
2:49
The the Florida state record for a crocodile
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is ten feet or fourteen feet.
2:53
So they only need crocodile. Well,
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no. That can't be I don't I don't know why I said
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crocodile, John. I'm an allocator. Yeah.
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I'm offended as a Floridian. And
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very rarely, do I identify
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as a floridian let alone get offended? There's
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there's gotta be a bigger alligator than that.
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I definitely want the lower calf
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Questions. Although our producer, Rosyahanna,
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American politics, just to make things fear
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Alright. This first question comes
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from Alicia who writes Dear Judge in
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Hank. I know we talk a lot about how
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human life expectancy has gone up in recent
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years. It's
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gone up so much. And not just in recent years,
6:55
In fact, in recent years, it hasn't
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gone up as much. I'm curious, is this
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because we just managed to stop dying of
7:01
disease and starvation so much? Or were
7:03
people officially dying of old age of
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thirty. Always aging Alicia.
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Alicia, you've asked my favorite question. Thank
7:09
you for allowing me and we'll talk about it. stepo,
7:12
forever, onto my soapbox. Can
7:14
I tell you what I think?
7:16
Tell me what you think.
7:18
People did it was not like there's
7:20
two different things. There's life expectancy
7:22
and there's life span. So
7:24
life span is like, how well, I'm
7:26
just go I'm not saying I know what I'm talking
7:29
about. I'm just talking. Great. There's
7:31
there's an amount there's, like, a length of time that a
7:33
human can live, which
7:35
is -- Uh-huh. -- based on a number
7:37
of things. But one of the big ones is
7:39
pure dumb luck. So
7:41
so you can be in a society where like the average
7:43
person dies at fifty and someone makes it to ninety
7:45
just because they didn't get hit by
7:47
as many trucks or trains
7:50
or wagons or whatever people
7:52
got hit by back in the day. Right?
7:55
Sort of. That's But, like, people have
7:57
always lived a long time, but
7:59
they just, like, the things that could get
8:01
them along the way, they had to be luckier to
8:03
get that far?
8:04
That's largely
8:06
correct. So
8:08
for a long time, like when I was a kid, I was
8:10
taught that basically, old age
8:12
was forty in the old days. Like, the
8:14
old days were never quite defined, but that was the
8:16
definition of old age. Like, if you lived to be forty,
8:18
it was some kind of miracle. Right. And
8:20
that's not true, but the
8:23
the sort of popular belief that has replaced
8:25
it is equally untrue, which
8:27
is that if you survived to
8:29
the age of five or ten, you
8:31
were likely to live a long life,
8:34
like you were likely to live to seventy
8:36
or eighty. and neither
8:38
of those is quite the truth.
8:40
So the main reason life expectancy
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was actually below thirty
8:44
for all of human history until the
8:46
last couple hundred years was
8:49
because of incredibly
8:51
high rates of child mortality,
8:53
probably over fifty percent.
8:55
And so for instance, from what we
8:57
can tell in iron
9:00
age, France, life
9:02
expectancy was probably close to ten or
9:04
twelve. Oh, god. It
9:06
because
9:06
your
9:07
chances of dying before the age of ten
9:10
were probably significantly
9:13
above fifty percent, but certainly
9:15
not much lower than fifty percent.
9:17
Mhmm. And So that is the main
9:19
reason why expectancy was low. And if you
9:21
lived to to adulthood, you had a
9:23
reasonable expectation of living
9:25
to be sixty or seventy or
9:28
eighty. However, it
9:30
is also untrue to say that life
9:32
expectancy has not changed
9:34
since
9:34
since eighteen
9:36
hundred for ten year olds. It
9:38
has changed a lot. Like, even if you survive
9:40
childhood, life expectancy has
9:42
gone way up. one of the main reasons
9:44
it's gone way up is that until
9:46
two hundred years ago, from, like,
9:49
seventeen hundred to eighteen hundred, Around
9:51
a quarter of all people died of
9:53
tuberculosis. And
9:55
they died of tuberculosis generally
9:59
in their twenties
9:59
or thirties. And so that that
10:02
was a huge
10:03
strain on life
10:06
expectancy. Yeah. You know,
10:08
the guy who developed blood transfusions
10:10
-- Yeah. -- he was experimenting on himself and
10:12
he he he was trying to figure it all out. And
10:14
and, like, they didn't know about blood types. So
10:16
he was ruling the dice a lot.
10:18
Yeah. But he he died probably
10:20
because he took blood
10:22
from the person who he knew had
10:24
tuberculosis. Wow. He'll put it into his
10:26
own body. Well, he he probably didn't know
10:28
that tuberculosis was Well,
10:30
an infectious condition. Yeah. Exactly.
10:32
He did not. Well, it was believed to be
10:34
inherited by a lot of people. Somebody
10:36
actually listened to this podcast
10:38
recently sent me a fascinating fascinating
10:42
data set and presentation about
10:45
the debate over whether tuberculosis
10:48
was inherited or
10:50
infectious. And it
10:52
totally makes sense that people thought it
10:54
was inherited, like, why
10:56
else did all the bronchasis year's
10:58
die of tuberculosis. Mhmm. But,
11:00
like, you know, somebody living two doors
11:03
over, that family never
11:05
got tuberculosis. It was it was a
11:07
weird and remains a really weird disease.
11:09
So anyway, it's
11:11
both that we've gotten
11:13
better at treating diseases and
11:15
healthcare has gotten better
11:17
and that we have gotten vastly better
11:19
at preventing child
11:21
mortality, although it's still much too high. It's
11:23
all of those things. And even it continues
11:25
to be, like, people are living longer now
11:27
on average. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, even in
11:29
the sixties in America because of, like,
11:32
better treatments for cancer and heart disease.
11:34
Yeah. That's it. That's it. You know? Like
11:36
stuff stuff that, like, we've been alive to
11:38
see happen. Absolutely. I mean, child
11:40
mortality globally has fallen by more than
11:42
fifty percent since I graduated from high
11:44
school. Yeah. So
11:46
these are big changes and
11:48
globally despite the challenges of
11:50
COVID and the setbacks associated with it, which
11:52
aren't limited to COVID, life
11:55
expectancy has continued to
11:57
increase over the last three years
11:59
and long may that continue? This
12:01
next question comes from Diana who asked dear
12:03
Hank and John, but mostly Hank probably.
12:05
What happens to a human body? If
12:07
it gets buried on the moon.
12:09
Well, that's a good question. Some
12:11
Some days soon we'll be having people living
12:13
on the moon, so probably they
12:16
will die on the moon. I'm guessing
12:18
they're all the usual creepy Crowley things
12:20
that help decompose bodies on
12:22
earth and no oxygen to help out all those
12:24
IKE processes. So does the body
12:26
just
12:26
hang around Like normal?
12:28
Like
12:29
forever? Mhmm. A woman wondering, but
12:31
not a wonder woman Diana. Wow.
12:34
Mhmm. Well, Hank. Yeah.
12:37
Is it a is it a mummy situation?
12:39
It's a mummy situation.
12:41
It depends it depends
12:43
what you do, what kind of mummy situation
12:45
you get yourself into. So
12:47
if if the body was just on the
12:49
surface, it would very
12:51
quickly dehydrate and it
12:53
would become like very
12:55
much of that kind of mummy. But
12:58
I think there's probably a depth you can get
13:00
it at where it's far enough outside
13:02
of the sunlight. that it's gonna freeze
13:05
before it has a chance for
13:07
all that water to get to to get
13:09
out. Mhmm. And so it'll be down there. It'll be hard
13:11
for the water to get out So you just be a
13:13
frozen body popsicle.
13:15
Mhmm. But in either case, it's gonna
13:17
be either too dry or
13:19
too cold So
13:21
if you're in the sunlight, you can stay warm, but
13:23
you will lose all your water. If you're buried,
13:25
you'll be too cold, and you'll keep your
13:27
water. But either way the microbes will not be able
13:29
to do their microbe thing because they will either
13:31
be dead and desiccated or
13:33
frozen and waiting for some future where they
13:35
would get warmed
13:36
up.
13:38
Alright. So either way though, it would be
13:40
bad. Just to be clear, you don't you don't
13:42
wanna die on the moon. You wanna die
13:44
here. I mean, it's equally
13:46
bad for me. No. No. No. It's way. How are you
13:48
gonna get buried at Crown Hill? There is no
13:50
Crown Hill on the moon? Yeah. Well,
13:53
I don't wanna be You it's it's up to
13:55
you, John. The whole
13:57
joy of being
13:59
buried at Crown Hill is getting to
14:01
join all of the people whose
14:03
tombstones I've walked past lo these many
14:05
years. If I just die on the moon, I'll be dying with
14:07
strangers. Here's what we're gonna do,
14:09
John. Yep. Here's what we're gonna
14:11
do. We're gonna go with AAA
14:14
coring rod. Mhmm.
14:15
the And
14:16
we're gonna core every gravesite
14:19
and crown hill. and then we're gonna
14:21
move just the, like, bits of the
14:23
core that went through the part where the coffin
14:25
was. Oh, wow. And we're gonna take those all up to the
14:27
moon and we're gonna recreate Crown
14:29
Hill. Yeah. on the moon. And
14:31
then all future of vice presidents have
14:33
to go to the moon before they die. That's Wow.
14:36
Wow. Once you're not a vice president
14:38
anymore, you go to the moon. It's like we
14:40
don't we don't trust you to be here on earth,
14:42
getting involved in our business. You're a
14:44
vice president. You can get up to all kinds of
14:46
nonsense. Just go to the moon. the
14:47
vice president of America after
14:50
leaving office automatically becomes
14:52
the vice president of the moon, but there's
14:54
a bunch of vice presidents of the
14:56
moon. Right at all. And they don't have
14:58
any by committee. It's a purely
15:00
symbolic role.
15:01
It's like it's like being the Duke of Wellington
15:03
or whatever, the monarchy. Yeah.
15:06
k. And, yeah, I love I love
15:08
that idea. And also, I think the idea
15:10
of moving eighty thousand
15:12
coffins to the moon is
15:14
just it's the kind of thing a billionaire
15:16
would love. Like, that's the most
15:18
inefficient use of capital since
15:20
Elon Musk tried to buy Twitter. I
15:23
mean, John, by the time this podcast comes
15:25
out, the deadline will have passed.
15:27
And so we will actually know whether or
15:29
not that happened. So to all of you in
15:31
the future, Honestly,
15:34
right now, we're not even thinking about it. It doesn't seem
15:36
that important anymore. But it will I'm sure
15:38
it will then. It will totally seem
15:41
important. I mean, it's
15:43
it's the best way I've ever
15:46
heard of to turn forty four billion
15:48
dollars into zero dollars.
15:50
I mean, like, less than zero dollars because it's
15:52
like you just bought something
15:54
really annoying. It's
15:56
like it's like buying a forty four
15:58
billion dollar rooster and putting it in
15:59
a in a cage in your house and you can't get rid of
16:02
it. It
16:05
just doesn't doesn't even lay
16:07
eggs. No. It just does
16:09
nothing but scream. It's upset.
16:11
It's sexually frustrated. It's
16:14
angry. It's imprisoned. It's
16:16
in a permanent state of outrage.
16:18
It cannot believe
16:20
the horror the existential horror
16:22
of its situation. And you know what's
16:25
funny? You agree.
16:27
Everyone's on the same page.
16:30
You are completely empathetic
16:32
to the rooster's position of
16:34
like I don't wanna be here. Why am I here?
16:36
This is one weird to know your cousin.
16:38
Nobody wanted this rooster. Nobody,
16:40
like, woke up in the morning in two
16:42
thousand six I think I'll create a
16:44
situation in which a human has to co
16:46
habitat with a miserable rooster.
16:49
And yet, and yet
16:51
we can't find a way out of the
16:53
bind rooster. Yeah.
16:55
Yeah. I mean, the yeah. The the strange thing
16:57
is that every morning I wake up.
16:59
and I turn on the rooster. The
17:03
first thing the first thing I do each
17:05
morning is check to see
17:07
what what the rooster crowed overnight.
17:09
Yeah. What does the what does the rooster have
17:11
to yell at me right now?
17:14
Well, the thing about this
17:16
analogy is that in the analogy, I
17:18
am equally the
17:20
person who is confused to be living
17:22
with a rooster and I am
17:24
the rooster who's, you know, who's gonna be living with
17:26
the person. I am both people. Like, I get
17:29
on I get on drighter, but and I and
17:31
I crow all kinds of all
17:33
kinds of panicked outrage.
17:36
And then I look at other roosters
17:38
and I'm like, why are they growing so much?
17:40
Why can't they? I can't. They
17:43
just be quiet. But
17:45
at least I am wise enough to know that
17:47
I don't wanna own all of the
17:49
roosters. Like,
17:51
I don't I don't I don't think it would
17:53
be better if only I was in control
17:55
of the roosters. You
17:57
know, like, it would Exactly. If I was
17:59
I don't wanna fix this problem. If I was
18:01
the dictator of his rooster farm,
18:04
the world would not be better. That's
18:08
what exactly. He was like,
18:10
I real I wanna pay forty four billion
18:12
dollars to be the dictator of the
18:14
world's largest rooster farm. And
18:16
like, what a bad deal. Once
18:19
again, they don't lay
18:21
eggs. It's not a farm, John. It's a
18:23
community. It's a community of roosters and none
18:25
of them happy. They
18:27
all choose to be there.
18:30
That's right. They
18:33
wake up in the morning. and they leave their,
18:35
like, comfortable rooster lives to
18:37
live in front of, like, a tiny
18:39
miserable rooster fence off
18:41
all be inside of you on Musk's house.
18:44
Like, it's so mad. Don't do
18:46
that. I don't know.
18:48
I might not I'm it might be difficult.
18:50
I mean, I have not thought hard about this because
18:52
I don't I don't know whether or not it's
18:54
the thing. But I don't know how I will
18:56
feel about about I
18:59
guess I will I will not be about my
19:03
supposition as it will not be about who owns Twitter. It
19:05
will be about how the that that
19:07
person's decisions impact the experience
19:11
and how I think that it is affecting me
19:13
in the world. And so I will just, I guess,
19:15
have to see But I
19:18
don't I don't know. I don't think that I am being
19:20
well served by Twitter. Yeah.
19:24
Being a part of my life. No.
19:26
One of the weirdest things about Twitter is
19:28
that everybody on Twitter knows how
19:30
terrible it is. Right? Like -- Yeah.
19:32
Twitter is a huge problem. TikTok on the
19:35
other hand. That's gonna solve all our
19:37
problems. No issues at all.
19:39
I love Every time I
19:41
believe this though, Hank, like, every time I'm
19:43
like, this one solved the
19:45
major issues. And then
19:47
about months in, I'm like, no. B reel has its own problems.
19:50
Well, oh, really? B reel has its
19:52
own problems. Sure. That's that. That one did
19:54
seem like it would would mostly be okay.
19:56
Oh, I haven't used it. It's got its own
19:58
issues. Alright. But I don't need
19:59
to know
19:59
about it. Here's
20:02
here's in in reality of,
20:04
like, Fun. Fun time
20:06
over. No more new rooster fun. God,
20:08
that was great. Why don't we go back to the bit?
20:10
I think that we solve a lot of problems
20:13
and then in the process of solving them, we create a lot
20:15
of problems. And I think
20:17
that there's obviously
20:19
value being delivered to
20:22
me and others by social media
20:24
platforms or else we would not use
20:26
them. Yeah. Now is that
20:29
value commensurate with
20:31
its costs. I don't know. Is it
20:33
especially when we look at the costs
20:35
on society as a whole, I don't
20:38
know. I don't know. A lot of people different people have a lot of different
20:40
theories about why we are, where we are.
20:42
And I think they're probably not
20:44
just Twitter. No. I got one of
20:46
the emails we got this week was from somebody
20:48
who was like, hey, I'm listening to old episodes of
20:50
the podcast and I noticed that
20:52
John made not being
20:54
on Twitter his entire personality for
20:56
about a year and a half.
20:59
Why why is he on Twitter again?
21:01
And to that, I can only
21:03
say, What
21:03
you don't seem to understand is that I am a rooster
21:06
and every morning. I
21:08
I wake up and for reasons
21:10
that are miss steers to me,
21:12
I begin crowing and
21:15
and I cannot stop. Now
21:17
we can move on to the
21:19
next question. These questions from Mary Beth
21:21
who asks, Dear Hank and John, I'm wondering where
21:23
in the world I could live that would be farthest
21:25
away from any venomous creature.
21:29
Not Antarctica? that would not really be viable for me.
21:31
Is there anywhere else where I could
21:33
live without fear of
21:35
venomous creatures? I guess
21:37
I'm not so concerned about poisonous
21:39
things, though, if I think too much about it,
21:41
maybe I should be. Yeah. Watchful
21:43
and waiting, Mary Beth. Mhmm.
21:45
So poisonous things are things that hurt you when you eat them, venomous things
21:47
are things that hurt you when they bite you
21:49
-- Right. -- just for clarity. Right.
21:51
And or stab you otherwise
21:54
poisonous things, it feels more like a mistake
21:56
or a choice. Whereas venomous
21:59
things feels like you have a complete lack
22:01
of agency, yeah,
22:03
just in your bed one morning. And I think
22:05
the lack of agency is a big part of
22:07
what freaks us out. Yeah, I think that's a huge
22:09
part of all fears. this is this is
22:11
why we are constantly trying
22:13
to impose
22:16
thoughts of agency onto our
22:19
our lives. which when we do not have them, but we like
22:21
to impose them. Right.
22:23
So my this question reminds me
22:25
of when my daughter was younger
22:27
and we
22:29
would be like, where would you like to
22:31
go visit? And she would be like,
22:33
well, not Hawaii. Yeah. And then
22:35
I would be like, well, Hawaii is great.
22:38
And
22:38
she would say, yeah, but the
22:41
volcanoes. And also, I don't wanna go to
22:43
California because of the earthquakes, and I don't wanna go to
22:45
Florida or the entire east
22:47
coast because of the hurricanes. And
22:49
at
22:50
some point, Indiana starts to
22:53
look pretty darn bad. Suddenly
22:59
you're like, hey, do I live
23:01
in the best place?
23:04
There's no fire season
23:06
like there is in Missoula. Mhmm. It's
23:08
not bad here. But anyway, Hank
23:10
is and by the way,
23:13
relatively few venomous creatures,
23:15
very few venomous snakes. Nice.
23:18
No scorpions that I
23:20
know of. I feel like we don't
23:22
have tarantulas. Well,
23:24
I think the answer could be Indiana.
23:26
It's not. But I'm sure that you're
23:28
doing the list. But Debockey did a bunch
23:30
of work. And Debockey -- Okay. What's
23:33
this? -- come up with a place
23:35
that does not have mosquitoes. Mhmm.
23:37
It does not have ticks. It does
23:39
not have snakes. Whoa. Oh.
23:42
Any venomous snakes of any kind.
23:44
Wow. In this place, is
23:46
a lovely place that you been to. Yeah. And many people like
23:48
to visit. Oh. But that does experience
23:51
a fair amount of
23:54
increment whether it is Iceland. Iceland.
23:57
Yeah. The home of the world's
23:59
greatest hotdog and the fewest
24:01
venomous animals. I
24:03
was I was shocked. I was like, no
24:05
mosquitoes everywhere has mosquitoes. But
24:07
apparently, the -- Nice. -- the the
24:09
way that they're Well, to be
24:11
fair, what it is. The
24:14
fact that you were I was not I'm
24:16
not surprised to where they don't have mosquitoes because
24:18
when I visited there in August,
24:20
and the tour guide and without
24:23
a trace of irony said
24:25
in their sweet Icelandic accent as
24:27
you could see Iceland should be
24:29
called Greenland and Greenland should be called Iceland
24:31
because as you can see the weather here is
24:33
quite nice as the, like, forty
24:36
degree temperature
24:38
was made well below freezing by
24:40
a fifty mile an hour wind. It
24:42
was causing rain to hit
24:45
us at completely horizontally.
24:47
Like, it it appeared that the rain was
24:49
coming from the ground.
24:51
And this woman's face was being,
24:54
like, completely distorted, like
24:56
like a hundred meter runner going
24:58
thirty miles an hour or whatever.
25:00
And with with absolutely no
25:03
self awareness was talking about
25:05
how great the weather is in ice melt.
25:08
Well, apparently, it's not just
25:10
that it's cold. It is
25:12
So Although it is. It
25:14
although it is. But I know like Alaska,
25:16
for example, lots Lots of mosquitoes.
25:19
Lots of world capital with
25:21
mosquitoes. So it it it is that they have
25:23
several large freeze thought
25:25
cycles throughout one year. Mhmm.
25:27
So what what moon mosquitoes like
25:29
happen to find themselves in
25:31
Iceland, they it gets cold, they
25:33
lay their eggs, and then
25:35
and then it gets warm and the egg's hatch,
25:38
and then it gets very it's like it gets
25:40
extremely cold again. Yeah. Yeah. There's like
25:42
one of those August freezes. Yeah. They've never been
25:44
able to figure out the weird freeze thaw
25:46
cycle of Iceland, and so it doesn't have the
25:48
mosquitoes, which sounds lovely
25:50
to me. And Iceland seems
25:52
quite nice. I love it. I think
25:54
it'd be a tricky language to learn and but,
25:56
you know, there's three hundred thousand of them.
25:59
So you basically hang out with everybody. Yeah.
26:01
I feel like you can get by in English,
26:03
but I I it would probably become an
26:05
impediment to intimacy at
26:07
some point. Yeah. To to close
26:09
friendships. Right? So
26:10
world's greatest hot dogs, no
26:13
mosquitoes,
26:14
not bad. Not
26:15
bad. This
26:16
next question comes from Radu,
26:18
who writes Dear, John, and Hank. How do we
26:20
know that knocking an asteroid as
26:22
NASA's dart mission recently did? would
26:25
for sure make the collision with Earth
26:27
less likely. Like due to
26:29
the huge distances involved, surely
26:31
we don't know a hundred percent if and where
26:33
the asteroid would hit us only probabilities.
26:35
Isn't there a chance that had we not
26:37
messed with it? It would have scraped
26:39
by, but because of the intervention,
26:41
the asteroid would would hit the earth full on
26:44
without further redo.
26:46
I think that this is
26:48
the best way narratively
26:51
-- Mhmm. -- for humanity for
26:53
humanity to end. We
26:59
calculated that there was a ninety eight percent chance that
27:01
this was gonna save all humans and a two
27:03
percent chance it was gonna kill everybody.
27:05
And we took the gamble because it was
27:07
the right choice. Got a wrong
27:09
choice. Like, we made the objectively
27:12
right choice. But sometimes
27:15
sometimes you roll two ones in a
27:17
row. Sometimes the house loses. You
27:19
know what I mean? Yeah.
27:22
So
27:22
is there
27:23
is this a possibility,
27:25
Hank? Because, obviously,
27:27
I love humans. I think we are
27:29
profoundly underrated species. but we
27:31
are gonna go out at some point, and this would
27:34
be a hell of a way to go out.
27:37
So we do know
27:37
well, first of
27:40
all, this this
27:42
particular the dart mission in particular
27:44
was designed to understand this better.
27:46
So the dart mission was not designed to protect us
27:48
from an ass that asteroid is never gonna hit us. It's still
27:50
never gonna hit us. We
27:53
wanted to hit an asteroid with something
27:55
and see how much
27:57
it's direction changed.
27:59
We know the mass of the dart
28:01
probe. We know how fast it was going.
28:03
We know roughly the mass of
28:06
this asteroid. and we
28:08
know where it would have gone, but
28:10
we don't know how it's gonna respond to being hit
28:12
by a thing because asteroids are
28:14
like, they're still a bit of a mystery. They're made
28:16
of, like, sometimes they're, like,
28:18
a pretty loosely, like, held
28:21
together pile of rubble. that's just
28:23
like the gravity and electrostatic forces are
28:25
making it stick together. But,
28:27
like, is there something strong and
28:29
hard deep inside? Or is it just like
28:31
loosely held together, rebel all the way through. Those
28:33
things behave differently in different simulations, so
28:35
you wanna try it out, just do a
28:37
real life mission in if it
28:39
works. And that's what the mission was designed to do. But and
28:42
and and
28:42
and is there something strong and hard
28:44
deep inside? We don't know yet.
28:46
The the data is
28:48
yet to come, you
28:51
know, making it
28:53
easier. So but
28:55
we are aware that this that
28:57
this asteroid, like, there is
29:00
some variance. It's not a
29:02
hundred percent, but we have a really good idea
29:04
of where things in space are heading because there isn't
29:06
that much that changes their direction. It's
29:08
not like they're in an atmosphere where the wind is
29:11
blowing a different way every moment. There
29:13
are some gravitational thing
29:15
like effects out there
29:18
that that are gonna have small impacts
29:21
and at a very long distance that
29:23
matters. But as they get closer, we
29:25
have a really good idea where these
29:27
things are gonna head. And we do know that,
29:29
like, that nudging them
29:31
could, like, like, would decrease
29:33
the odds. At the same time, even
29:36
going very fast an object the size of dart, which
29:38
is not very big, isn't gonna have
29:40
a huge impact on
29:43
the direction and asteroid is going, but we do
29:45
wanna have a better idea of how
29:47
that is gonna be affected.
29:49
So that's why we did the mission. And we're still
29:51
waiting to see how like
29:53
how much it did change the trajectory
29:55
of the asteroid. Mhmm. But
29:57
we're not in any imminent danger.
29:59
of a asteroid apocalypse.
30:02
No. In fact,
30:03
we are we
30:06
are in less danger
30:09
right now than any
30:13
moment so far in human history, in that
30:15
we now know where all the big asteroids
30:17
are. Right. So we were we were we're
30:19
the we're in the same level of, like, of
30:21
of of danger. We just didn't know.
30:23
Now we know that we're not in any
30:25
danger. Follow-up question. In terms of
30:28
nonasteroid apocalypses, where are
30:30
we? Well, in terms
30:32
of from space, comments are a whole different story.
30:35
And could and could be a bigger could be
30:37
a bigger deal because they they come kind of out of
30:39
nowhere. Thanks for that. because
30:41
there's much farther away. Sure. Sure. And but
30:43
then in terms of various
30:45
other non space related apocalypse Things
30:47
look inside the atmosphere. Where's your vibe
30:49
for that? Yeah. Yeah. You know, like,
30:52
I'm I'm pretty optimistic about
30:55
humans, but less about
30:57
any individual institution
30:59
these days than I was once.
31:02
Right. Yeah. a lot of things lot of
31:04
things felt really solid there for a
31:06
long time in
31:08
my life. And and it does feel it does feel a little
31:11
bit little bit more up in the air at the
31:13
moment. You would wake up in the morning and you would get
31:15
out of bed and there the floor would be. And
31:17
you would be like, oh, just like
31:19
always, there's the floor. And
31:21
then as Emily Dickinson
31:23
put it, a plankton reason broke, and I
31:25
dropped to down and down.
31:28
Here's another question. I've always
31:30
been of afraid of going outside when it's dark,
31:32
says Rebecca. But now that I'm moving into my
31:34
own place for the first time, I need advice on
31:36
how to beat this fear. As
31:38
a wheelchair user, I constantly feel vulnerable and worried
31:40
that I could easily be kidnapped or something.
31:42
How do I make myself brave enough to leave
31:44
my front door after dark with
31:47
love Rebecca. Rebecca
31:50
coming to the world's number one source
31:52
for advice on
31:54
going outside in the dark as wheelchair user? Dear Hank and
31:56
John. Well, yes. Obviously,
31:58
Hank, we're not qualified to answer any of these
32:00
questions. You're also not in a strong number.
32:03
But It's good point. I
32:05
I do have advice here. Number
32:07
one, like, bring your phone. I'm a
32:09
big believer in -- Sure. --
32:12
accommodating fears. You
32:14
know? Yeah. And share your if you could share your
32:16
location with a friend or a loved one. The other
32:18
thing I was going to sign I do that. Share your
32:20
location with a friend or loved one or
32:22
several. I have, like, three people who can find
32:24
my location at any time. And so I have
32:26
backups, Hank. It's like the, you know, like
32:28
how there's the president or the
32:30
vice president than the speaker of the house in
32:32
case anything goes real real south.
32:34
Yeah. because I'm gonna check and see if I
32:36
can see where you are. Right? It's very possible. I'll share
32:38
my location with you. I I definitely
32:40
should. Thanks. But I is that's, like,
32:42
way more intimate than giving someone a key to
32:44
your house. I
32:47
just saw that fire. That's
32:50
weird. Sorry. Sorry. I hung up on your
32:52
ass. Did you hang up on it? Did you hang
32:54
up on me while you were trying to find your
32:56
site? I was trying to find your
32:58
location. So I'm in
33:01
Indianapolis, spoiler alert. But the
33:03
other thing but the other thing that
33:06
I I So so there are
33:08
those so there are those just functional
33:10
things, but when it comes to the fear
33:12
itself, like obviously I'd encourage you to talk
33:14
to a therapist or or some
33:16
professional, like Hank and I are not psychology
33:18
professionals, but I can't say one thing that works
33:20
for me with fears, which is, oh
33:22
my god, he did it again.
33:25
Alright. That's the last time you get
33:27
to hang up. Sorry.
33:30
That's just in the middle of saying something
33:32
important. I know. just stop
33:34
working. You can figure it out out on the
33:36
podcast. I did it. Can you see me? You did
33:38
it? No. But I but you can see
33:40
me. Yeah. Okay. So those are
33:42
like practical things, but the other thing is that if
33:44
you're concerned about it, I would really encourage
33:46
you to talk to a therapist or a professional
33:48
about it like Hank and I are not
33:50
psychology professionals. I can tell
33:52
you something that works for me, which is instead of
33:55
denying the fear or saying
33:57
like this is a silly ridiculous
33:59
fear,
33:59
acknowledging the
34:02
reality of the fear and that, like
34:04
-- Mhmm. -- the thing that you're afraid of is
34:06
scary. It's just not likely. and
34:08
that there's a difference between the size
34:10
of the likelihood and the size
34:13
of the scariness. And if
34:16
I can be aware of that, I find it a little
34:18
easier to keep from catastrophizing because,
34:20
like, the your fear is
34:23
real. It's rational. And sometimes,
34:25
like, I can get down on
34:28
myself and feel like, oh, all of my fears are just
34:30
like crazy
34:32
and irrational. and
34:32
the way they express themselves or like the
34:34
size of them is often not rational. But
34:37
the underlying fear,
34:38
fear
34:39
like, is real. It would
34:41
be a huge bummer for me if Earth got hit by
34:43
a comet, which I just found out is
34:46
possible. We'd probably spot it.
34:48
Like, it it couldn't just happen right now, the
34:50
way I gamma ray bursts. So I'd have, like,
34:52
I'd have, like, a week notice. That's my
34:54
dream is to have a week notice
34:56
that everyone on Earth is gonna die in the
34:58
sun. I agree that that would be bad. What I'm
35:00
saying is like, you don't have
35:02
to worry about being obliterated right now this very moment by a comment. I would Hank,
35:04
that would be fine, obviously.
35:06
And I guess you're right.
35:10
What I'm not afraid of being obliterated
35:12
instantaneously without any warning by a
35:14
comment. I'm literally afraid of
35:16
warning. Well,
35:19
if I if look, if I'm ever in a
35:21
position where I know you're about to be be
35:23
obliterated, I won't tell you.
35:25
I don't know. Maybe maybe I maybe I want
35:27
you to tell me actually now that putting it
35:29
like that. Well, I don't want, like, important
35:32
information kept true. Well, if okay.
35:34
If it's if it's more than a week, I'll
35:36
tell you. If it's less than a week, I'll just let you live your life and we
35:38
could play ball guys until the end.
35:41
I
35:43
like how you're imagining that in this
35:45
hypothetical scenario, you're the only person
35:47
I speak to regularly. Like, we're
35:50
in, no no no no. I'm the only one who
35:52
knows in this and -- Oh, okay. Okay. But usually -- so I won't
35:54
have a hit, except that you're gonna call me up
35:56
and say, hey, I'm gonna need you to play
35:58
handcuffs for
35:59
the next three days nonstop. Oh, as John, I'm coming to
36:02
Indianapolis. I'm not gonna tell you
36:04
why. I'm I'm on the next
36:06
flight. I wanna spend a little time with you and
36:08
mom and dad. And just
36:10
because I love you. Which game play fall, guys.
36:12
No big deal. Like, that's I'm gonna beat that
36:14
Spiderman game if it's the last thing I do and
36:16
it may be It might be.
36:21
Oh,
36:26
golly. reminds me to to
36:28
by fall guys. Fall
36:30
guys. It's apparently the
36:32
thing Hank
36:34
would do If he only had a few days to live -- Yeah. -- just
36:36
be, like, shut it all down. It's time to
36:38
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love I love the idea of like
37:16
a House of Lords that's just the old
37:18
vice presidents, and they meet every now and again, and they they hang up.
37:21
They just hang up about stuff, and
37:23
then they issue statements. Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, it'd be a powerless royal.
37:28
The dream.
37:30
Alright. Hank, let's do a thought experiment real
37:31
quick. If we owned Twitter, first
37:34
off, I would
37:36
hate you so much if we still owned
37:38
Twitter. If like we'd started Twitter
37:40
and you made me still own
37:42
Twitter, I
37:44
would be so resemble. Yeah. That's the first thing. It would
37:46
devastate our French though
37:48
because every time I talked on the
37:50
phone -- Yeah. -- I would
37:52
be like, How's the family? Also more
37:54
importantly, when can we sell
37:56
Twitter? Why are you
37:58
forcing
37:59
me? But Imagine if we owned Twitter and someone
38:02
to anyone came to us and
38:04
said we will give you a
38:06
billion dollars which
38:08
is one forty fourth of what the company apparently worth.
38:11
And in exchange, you don't
38:13
have to own another.
38:17
I would I
38:18
would be like, oh,
38:20
wait,
38:21
I don't understand. I
38:25
thought I would pay you for that. It's like one
38:27
of those situations where you're you really have to,
38:29
like, try and pretend like you're
38:31
still negotiating. Right. Right. Yeah.
38:33
Yeah. That is the last time that we
38:36
mention how much we don't wanna own
38:38
Twitter on the podcast.
38:40
Okay. Today.
38:42
today. Look.
38:44
Look. Ten years from now, when when
38:46
Twitter, like, doesn't matter anymore and is
38:48
completely truly irrelevant than I would have.
38:51
That's when Hank and John snapped it. I would
38:53
buy it. Yeah. And it's just a sock
38:55
sales platform. That's all it does. Absolutely. There's you're
38:57
only allowed to tweet about the awesome
38:59
socks club. Yeah. There's an auto
39:02
bot that's been
39:04
trained by late
39:06
stage artificial intelligence that if your if
39:09
your tweet is not
39:11
about the importance of
39:14
sock subscription services that generate money for
39:16
charity. Mhmm. It just gets deleted
39:18
instantaneously. What I feel like
39:20
we could already do this with some
39:22
like, already defunct well, like, can we go get ask
39:25
geeves and name it, like, ask
39:28
geeves socks? socks
39:30
jeans. Ask jeans anything about
39:32
the awesome socks jumper. How much
39:34
how much could would it could
39:37
it pass simply cost to buy ask geez right now. Do you know how
39:39
much it cost to buy my space like two
39:41
years ago? It
39:44
was incredible.
39:47
So first off, who do you think owns my space?
39:49
If you had to guess who owns my
39:51
space to go? Isn't it like
39:53
some some like music company owned
39:55
by Justin Timberlake or something weird? Okay. So it was
39:57
first bought by Justin Timberlake for
39:59
thirty five
40:02
million dollars. And then in
40:04
twenty sixteen, it was sold to
40:06
Time Time Inc. for
40:08
eighty seven million dollars. Now I know
40:10
you're wondering, hey. What? Oh my know
40:12
what happened to myspace between twenty eleven and twenty
40:15
sixteen that made it worth
40:17
twice as much money. And
40:19
the answer is nothing.
40:22
That's horrifying. And then
40:24
eventually, time was bought by
40:26
another media corporation and then spun
40:30
off to a holding company that then sold it to
40:32
a related holding company. And so
40:34
we don't know how much it's worth today.
40:36
But the fact that In twenty
40:39
sixteen, it was purportedly worth eighty seven million dollars
40:41
is is is a shocker.
40:43
Oh, boy. I mean, it's
40:45
it's here. It's hanging
40:48
out. What year can we buy my space
40:50
for less than a thousand
40:52
dollars? Less than, I mean,
40:54
because of inflation, probably
40:56
never.
40:58
Maybe in twenty maybe in
40:59
twenty two hundred, you know,
41:01
when after
41:02
I collapse. Oh,
41:03
it'll be worth it. I won't
41:05
be meaningful then. I
41:08
love the idea of Hank and John crawling out of the rubble --
41:10
Yeah. -- at the age of seventy eight,
41:12
you know,
41:13
postapocalyptic.
41:14
But it's like I just
41:16
wanna I just wanna keep goofing. Hey. Let's Let's get my space and
41:19
name it my socks. The first
41:21
thing that
41:22
we do
41:24
is we connect one computer to another computer to
41:26
make what is technically an Internet. And
41:28
then the first thing we do on this
41:32
new Internet is register inside of this new
41:34
Internet, a web domain,
41:36
myspace dot com, which
41:38
redirects to the awesome socks
41:40
dot com. Look.
41:42
There's
41:46
always there's always another cruise. God, I want
41:48
our third act to be so
41:50
weird. That's my biggest
41:52
ambition. Like, we've had a great -- Yeah. -- we've
41:54
had a wonderful career.
41:56
It's been
41:56
beautiful. But the only thing
41:58
it hasn't been
41:59
yet as weird as we set out for it to
42:02
be. Haven't been truly,
42:05
really truly peer goofs. Right. We
42:07
have well, we we haven't you know,
42:09
we haven't adequately committed to some of the goops.
42:11
Like -- Yeah. -- there's a there's a world where
42:13
our third act is literally
42:16
running racks. It's not like
42:18
we go to Iraq. It's it's it's
42:20
like, what would it take instead of
42:22
visiting Iraq's back?
42:25
We we just side to call mister Beast and
42:27
say, listen, have we got an idea for
42:30
you? It's like mister Beast
42:32
Burger, but it's about
42:34
my childhood. I
42:36
don't know if you've read Gatsby, mister Rees, but
42:38
you can go back to
42:41
the past. And we are
42:43
going to get in our little rowboats, and we
42:45
are gonna be just row and row and
42:47
row until we can get back to racks
42:49
in nineteen eighty seven in
42:51
Orlando, Florida. Can make this happen for us. And he'd be
42:53
like, yes. With with point zero five
42:56
percent of my net worth, I can buy
42:58
every racks.
43:00
because I'm I am now Jimmy President of America,
43:02
richest man in the universe.
43:06
Yes.
43:07
And we'll be like, thank you
43:09
god, King Jimmy.
43:12
ha ha It
43:15
does seem to be what
43:17
the arrow's pointing. And then and then
43:19
on our and then on our way
43:21
out, we will ceremoniously bow to the corpse
43:24
of Elon Musk in
43:26
the Antichamber. Right. God
43:28
god king Jimmy's office. and
43:32
then we will retire
43:34
happily to Racks Management.
43:37
Right. Yes. But in order to leave the
43:39
anti chamber, you do have to walk past
43:42
eight million roosters.
43:46
And they're all
43:48
very loud. The only way the only way to, like, ask a
43:50
question directly of god king Jimmy
43:52
-- Mhmm. -- is
43:54
to run a roost
43:56
course where you have to run --
43:58
Right. -- through eight million
43:59
roosters and anyone who can make it
44:02
to the door gets to ask
44:04
for one thing. And most people
44:06
ask for a billion dollars or they
44:08
ask to live forever. They ask for a
44:10
beautiful spouse. And we ask
44:12
for six racks. But
44:14
if you don't
44:17
make it, the
44:19
roosters are very hungry. Well, they
44:21
haven't eaten in years, anything other than human flesh.
44:24
No. It's a very
44:26
spooky episode, Dear Hank's God.
44:28
It's Halloween.
44:30
This is my favorite one we've
44:34
ever done. Alright.
44:38
Before we get to the
44:40
all on board news from Barnes and Noble, I have
44:42
no idea how long we've been recording. I have
44:44
no idea what's happening. Yeah. I tried to look up at how long been recording the
44:47
podcast, but unfortunately, you've hung up on me so
44:49
many times. I have no idea.
44:52
time to move on to first because
44:54
I have good news. So
44:56
I went to AFC Wimbledon's
45:00
game. I got to see Plow Lane. My kids got to
45:02
see Plow Lane. It was incredible. It
45:04
was I mean, the fact, it's
45:06
an amazing stadium. It
45:10
really is. like especially compared to king's meadow.
45:12
It's just incredible what
45:14
has been built.
45:15
It is a
45:18
world class stadium. It seats nine thousand people. It was packed.
45:20
It was packed. It was packed.
45:22
It was a sellout.
45:24
And and
45:26
and it it was just
45:28
an awesome experience. Going to the pub was
45:30
amazing. The food was
45:33
really really good It was just
45:36
awesome. Awesome. Awesome. I
45:38
cannot if you live in London
45:40
or go to London, I I really
45:42
recommend going a plow lane. You'll have a great time.
45:44
Tell people that you're a nerd fighter, and
45:47
you'll have an awesome time.
45:49
We lost that game. We lost one
45:52
nil. We we played
45:54
horribly. It was terrible.
45:56
Alice just yesterday,
45:59
Alice and I went to
45:59
see the our local college,
46:02
Butler, their women's soccer team
46:04
play. And afterwards, I
46:06
was like, does that compare to the AFC
46:08
Wimbledon game? And Alice said, oh, those girls are much better. And
46:11
they certainly keep it on
46:13
the ground more. It it
46:15
it was it it it was not a good performance
46:18
is what I'll say. Mhmm. Even
46:20
so at the end of the game, at the end
46:22
of the AF two woman game,
46:24
and, like, getting to see Paul Lane and knowing that, you
46:26
know, those players had signed her
46:28
birthday cards since she was two years old,
46:30
Alice Lickedaban. She said that
46:32
was amazing.
46:34
and it really was. But
46:35
unfortunately, we lost. And however,
46:37
our next game, we
46:40
won. It was a
46:42
big day it
46:43
was a big game against Rockdale or possibly
46:45
Roachdale. Nobody knows for sure.
46:47
And they're at the bottom of the table. We're
46:49
a little closer to the bottom of the table than I
46:52
would like. for the fourth tier English Mhmm. really
46:54
needed to win that game, and we won two
46:56
won goals from Ouzhou and
46:58
James Davidson and looked
47:00
pretty good.
47:02
I mean, not great, but
47:04
looked steadier.
47:05
So Well, when you
47:08
weren't here,
47:08
John, we had Mark Watson
47:12
on. And and he's a big follower of a
47:14
not great football club.
47:16
Mhmm. That is, I think, a tier
47:18
or two ahead of AFU Wimbledon.
47:21
Sure. But but he looked at he looked at
47:23
your situation. He was like, oh, they're they're doing
47:26
great. That's great. They're
47:28
fine. Yeah. That's
47:30
how he felt I'm glad that he feels that way.
47:32
It it is critically
47:33
important not to get relegated out of
47:36
league too. because
47:37
there's only two delegation spots. It's so hard
47:40
to get back up. It's the bottom
47:42
tier of
47:44
professional football. like full time professional football. So like, it's really,
47:46
really important. So I I'm
47:48
sympathetic to Wimbledon fans who
47:50
are really,
47:52
really scared. because -- Mhmm. -- it would be so
47:54
bad. We have a
47:56
lot of debt. It would be really
47:58
bad. So
47:59
-- Yep. I
48:01
agree that we're probably
48:04
fine, but I would rather be
48:06
fine. Yeah.
48:08
Yeah. so in some games. Yeah. It's a tough situation. And III
48:10
think a lot of fans feel like we're
48:12
running up against some of the inherent
48:15
challenges of fan ownership. And
48:17
that's a really interesting, complicated, difficult time.
48:20
For me, fan
48:21
ownership is essential to what AFC
48:24
Wimbledon is. but that's
48:26
also easy for me to say
48:28
when, you know, I don't have
48:30
to go watch us lose
48:32
every week. Yep.
48:33
What's the news from Mars? Well, NASA wants
48:35
to save
48:36
money by crashing into Mars
48:40
The idea -- Oh. -- involves a device called Shield,
48:42
which stands for a simplified
48:44
high impact energy landing
48:48
device. It looks like a collapsible upside down pyramid,
48:50
it would absorb the energy from a hard
48:52
impact on Mars. And
48:55
if shield works, It would make landing on Mars
48:57
way cheaper, possibly open up a a bunch of landing
48:59
sites for future missions. The idea is
49:02
that you land your craft on Mars
49:04
by just crashing it into
49:06
Mars. Now it's not gonna
49:08
work for a number of different kinds
49:10
of things, but for
49:12
some, maybe it will. The design is based
49:14
on NASA's Mars sample return
49:16
campaign, which involves future
49:18
spacecraft crash landing on
49:20
Earth with samples from Mars.
49:22
Scientists want to see if they could use the same idea,
49:24
but in reverse with a shield
49:26
system that would protect all the
49:28
necessary electronics during landing. And they
49:30
tested a full size prototype
49:32
made out of
49:34
metal rings set up in an inverted pyramid shape by taking it
49:36
out to a ninety foot drop tower that
49:38
has a launch system that can send things to the
49:40
ground at the same speed that they would hit
49:42
Mars at which is around a hundred
49:44
and ten miles per hour because
49:46
of atmospheric drag slowing it
49:48
down from the initial speed of
49:50
forty fourteen thousand miles
49:52
per hour. and they use the drop tower to launch
49:54
into a two inch thick steel plate
49:56
just to put it through conditions that
49:58
would be harder than crashing on actual Mars,
50:00
which is softer than a steel plate. And it worked
50:03
using a high side camera. Scientists were
50:05
able to see that the impact.
50:07
It hit the shield at a slight
50:09
angle. It bounced three and a half feet into the air, and
50:11
then it flipped over. The bounce was probably caused by
50:13
the steel plate it didn't happen in other tests that
50:16
used dirt instead of a steel plate.
50:18
Importantly, shield was able to
50:20
protect the electronic devices
50:22
onboard the prototype, including
50:24
a smartphone. So if your if
50:26
your iPhone can survive it,
50:28
then Mars probe can survive it too. Wow.
50:31
wow So we're just gonna
50:33
crash stuff onto
50:34
Mars. No no need to worry about landing.
50:38
It's it's save so much weight and so
50:40
much worry if you could
50:42
just just hit it like a
50:44
bullet.
50:45
Wow. that's
50:46
fascinating. It is. So it would it would be a way to
50:49
get rid of the parachute, get rid
50:51
of the, you know, all
50:54
the pro rockets. Get rid of all the, like, sequence of which
50:56
is a lot of the -- Yeah. -- a lot of the weight. So
50:58
a lot of the weight, it's also a lot of the worry
51:01
and it's a lot of the engineering that you
51:03
need to do. Yeah.
51:05
Cool. Yeah.
51:06
It's awesome.
51:07
NASA blows my mind. NASA's
51:09
pretty great. Well, Hank, thank you for podding with
51:11
me. Thanks to everybody for listening and for your
51:14
questions. You can email us questions at dear Hank and
51:16
John, and of course, Most of
51:18
all, thank you to our god kings,
51:20
whoever they may currently be
51:22
for their grace and and
51:24
beneficence. Or in the future, also for
51:27
future God Kings. We also
51:29
appreciate you. We love you and
51:31
all we ask God Kings
51:33
of the Future is I
51:35
just wanna be able to sell my socks. Just
51:37
let me sell my socks. It's all
51:39
I wanna do anymore. I I
51:42
don't need to do that. III
51:44
or golf. God. Hang on. What?
51:46
Golf. I I wanna apologize
51:48
to the future God queen.
51:50
for speaking of God Kings. Yeah. You we we got
51:53
to never really got ourselves in a lot of trouble
51:55
here, didn't we? Massive mistake. I guess he's
51:57
gonna send us
51:59
she's gonna send this to Iceland.
52:02
Hooray. This
52:03
snakes. No, John. We're ending up we're gonna be
52:05
on the moon with the vice presidents and you know
52:07
it. Oh, god. that's
52:10
truly my wife's back up. Just
52:12
living on the moon with Dan Quail. This
52:14
is as close to hell as I
52:18
can
52:18
imagine. Oh,
52:20
it's an honor God queen. I'll
52:22
be on the moon for you. Thank you.
52:24
Thank you for thank
52:27
you for not rating my head from my body. This podcast
52:29
is edited by Joseph Toonamedis. It's produced by Rosiana
52:32
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52:36
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52:43
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52:50
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