“We can equip ourselves with the necessities: like pepper spray and flashlights, salt, crucifixes, stakes…” In light of the recent break-in at the Murder House, Ambrose reaches out to his childhood best friend, Adam, and proposes a plan to keep the neighborhood safe. Meg and MK explain how the show has become part of an official police investigation. ALSO, the Sober Motorist makes a new friend.

WARNING: Episode may contain mentions of violence or trauma. Listener discretion is advised.