We’re happy to be back with our first pod of 2017! We’ve got double advice this episode when Jane tells everyone to stop talking about the weather and Kelsey tells celebrities who write fitness books to leave our bodies alone. We hear some weird facts that are strange, there’s confusion about the color orange and we learn that without small talk, all that's left to wonder is whether or not animals fart and queef. And we’re back to our old ways when we attempt to wrap it up, but instead talk about Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson, the Kirk Douglas Index (henceforth known as “The KDI”) and of course, Cher.