Hannah came over and had a couple beers. I told her about how much I used to love Cracked.com, my most recent embarrassing sexual encounter, and then she tries to tell me about some boring ass book she read. Then we argue about whether or not it's cool to fuck a demon no strings attached. 

This is a real chill one for da real fans.

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