WE WANT TO BELIEVE so on this episode, Kelly, Chelsea, and Nate investigate the paranormal pilot of The X-Files, starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, William B. Davis, and some legit early-90s spookiness. What will the Buddies think of this Debut? The Truth is in this very episode! And, we get into the Mouthgarf Report... and Chelsea's REAL WORLD GARF SIGHTINGS! Plus, a rousing game of I See What You Did There: The X-Files Edition.

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Next time: First Discovered Dinosaur