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Welcome to Deckheads, a production

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of IR Radio. Welcome

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to Deckheads with your hosts Nick

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and Anna, broadcasting

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from the bottom of the boat below

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below deck. Whoa, I'm

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horny, all ya talk

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all the time. I'm having a

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party. We're shoveling

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cold to keep this show afloat. I

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love cocaine. We're

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off the map in international waters.

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I need some trama. Me hide

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that cocaine. Never in

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my nose. Should see you

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know, I'm in an open relationship

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below deck wo

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me deckheads,

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Hie, Nick, Oh, hello,

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and uh it is so

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nice to see you. Yes,

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you as well. I hope you've been

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doing delicious.

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I have been eating myself

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to stay alive. I don't know if you can see this, but

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I scratched my my arms so

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hard yesterday that I hated believe,

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just from an itch and uh,

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I mean that's that's how

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I'm doing back to you, anchor

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Wait, from an itchy itchy. You just

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scratch so hard you scraped yourself

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off. Yeah, I scraped myself

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off. That's what the kids are calling it these days.

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That's right. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry

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that happened. I hope you take care

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of yourself. Well, you know what,

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this isn't the worst thing to happen to me this week.

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The worst thing to happen to me this week is

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what they did to Elizabeth.

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Oh yeah,

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look, you guys may have heard this. What was the

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time? How many hours was it

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between the time that they fired her to

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the time that they had to they decided

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we got to wrap it up. I mean it was the

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same time of day.

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No, it was the next day, right, because

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I went out for dinner and got the cake. Rachel

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got all like and

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then oh right,

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yeah, okay, well look sometimes

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I'm sorry I

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didn't pay attention that. Well, oh,

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what are you gonna do about it? I mean,

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not much, that's

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right. Next question? Yes,

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oh n no,

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no, no, no, we're not talking about oh an On here alright,

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guys, we are talking below

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Deck, season eight, episode

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sixteen, the mother fucking

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finale, bitches. And guess what this

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episode is just Nick and I. We thought we'd bring

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it back to the old ways for look,

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depps and slaps. It's my favorite kind

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of way to do it, all right, yeah

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yeah, And it's not because we forgot to book

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I guess, because that would be

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purposefully didn't book a guest we'll

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explain later. But anyway, Below Deck,

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Season I, episode sixteen, let's

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just get into it because there is so much discussed

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on this episode and so

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little time. Yeah.

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Yeah, the pop off episodes, it's still been

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waiting for for them to be like, oh,

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oh coronavirus is real. Yeah,

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but also what we were waiting

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for was Elizabeth too straight

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give it to Francesca.

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It just never happened. God,

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you had so many, so

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many chances to just

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hand Francesca her fucking

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ass and everyone would have clapped her off

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the boat. But she

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didn't do it. That's not her way. She's

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not all about giving like negative energy,

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Like she's not malicious, and I just I feel like I

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keep saying that because like I couldn't

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so much different. Maliciousness

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and just standing up for yourself are

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two different things. That moment where

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Francesca is just live in in it,

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where she's like firing her but she's

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doing it so slowly to

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save her the moment, and then

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she finally delivers

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the blow. And then when she delivers

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the blow, Elizabeth is

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like, what she didn't

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see where I was going. She

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was shocked. Oh it's so stupid.

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It makes me lose all respect for her, just

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be like later, you fucking

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twadd That's the thing. It's like, she's

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not, like I said, she's not malicious,

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she's just a dumb dumb like she's literally just like,

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oh, I wasn't aware. And

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then you're like, wow, could you not be aware? And

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she's like, I don't know, I just wasn't and so like

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her being so shocked. Well

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we'll get into so we continue with Francesca

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firing Elizabeth, and Elizabeth is shocked.

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She's devastated, she's crying. She's

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like, there's nothing we can do. There's

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nothing we can do. What you

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never said anything before

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this? Yeah? Oh my stars,

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there couldn't have been anything. I just like,

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forty five minutes with

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my spiritual advisor,

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there were no signs pointing to this.

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How is I supposed to Captain?

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I'm so sorry what I've

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done to you.

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I'm also what can

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we talk about this? You know? I'm pretty

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sorry? Can we just can we just

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go out to eat and talk about this. I'm

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probably the most sorry person you'll ever meet.

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Why don't we get an apartment together and

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just talk about this for a few months?

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I'm sorry? Oh,

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where is this coming from I

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said, I'm sorry, all right,

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well what's that? Hold on?

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Hello, Yeah, there's gonna be

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a big problem with coronavirus and we have to leave.

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Okay, hold on, hold on, I gotta

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fish firing Elizabeth. Wait,

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you switched to Captain Lee. Okay,

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Well anyway,

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all right, that was weird. Um

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classic classic as

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and so is

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like begging Francesca to stay

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and being like talked to Captain Lee and Francesca

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is like, I actually made the call. Oh I want

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you go? Like, uh yeah,

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Elizabeth, come on, you knew that. Francesca

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is like, well, you've been You've

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been really shitty to me, and you've been talking

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about everyone to me, and it's like, bitch,

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that's such bullshit. You talk about

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everyone? Are you talking about

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her to everyone? So like what the funk? Ever?

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Everyone talks to each other because they're

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on a boat and they're stuck and they need to get it out

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so they don't hold it all in. And also,

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Elizabeth has not done anything on

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purpose to fuck with Francesca,

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like Francesca likes to make it sound like Elizabeth is

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doing everything to her personally,

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and it's like no, she's just bad

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her job. But also just like a kind,

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sweet person is not coming for you. She's

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just doing her, and doing her is just

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not great at her job. So

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I don't know, I love that Elizabeth's like that's

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how I've been feeling like you've been acting towards me,

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because like I'm stupid and just here and

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you're like so mean, and

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I'm like, exactly, That's

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why I just can't be on team Francesca, because

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like, no matter how bad Elizabeth

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is at her job and deserves to be fired,

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I just can't respect someone who's like trying

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to turn everything around and being like you're doing

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this to me when it's like, no, bitch,

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uh no, I don't think there's anyone to respect

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here. I've lost respect

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for every person on this show. How

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so is there okay,

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Ezzy? Of course we respect Izzy. She's

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not even in the conversation anymore. Fucking

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duh. She should be. Every job

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is oops,

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all Issi's oops all is

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He's that would that season wouldn't even

7:57

be fun because it would just run SuperFect.

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All the beach picnics are just perfect. Yeah,

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And then at the end you hear that like three of

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the Dizzy's like had been paralyzed

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and you couldn't even tell because they worked through it.

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She's a great worker. She's so

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good at a job. She wasn't

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great in interior, in eerial

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position, the interior

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when she was working as a stew but you know, what are you

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gonna do? She was slowerly, took her a while to find

8:23

her feeding footing, feeding

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well. So Rachel says that there's

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been a lot of issues with service and it's not just Elizabeth,

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and this is bullshit because it's two chargers left

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and Elizabeth is close to her

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heart and it's unfair. And I gotta

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say, like Rachel's she's

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a real one. She if she's your friend

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and she likes you, she's so

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loyal, she's so loyal. No,

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she has too much of an alcohol

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problem to be loyal. I don't

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know. She was right about James. No,

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there's some point when you flip,

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when you're like in a blackout, that

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you're not a good friend anymore, no

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matter how good a friend you are when you're sober.

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And she gets to that point where

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it's like, you know, just going and

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singing with that band, like, you know,

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getting in fights with everyone every

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time she gets it's so dark

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and mean when

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she gets wasted. You

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know, she doesn't get points for being like

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a great person because she has such a

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dark side that comes out so frequently, And

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if you're friends with her, you're gonna

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be there when that happens a lot.

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I well, okay, that's not the

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point I'm trying to make. I'm try to say, if you're you're

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trying to make, is it as serious? Then

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this is? This is life and death. Captain

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Lee lost his son. Why can't you see that?

9:48

Oh wait, no, okay,

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you're all over the place. I'm saying

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he wishes that Eddie was

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his son. Yes, I agree

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with all this. Well, your just outs tangent.

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I'm saying if Rachel

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Captain Lee often wears

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white polo, Okay, I

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hate you right now, eat motherfuck

10:09

Okay, I'm just saying, Rachel

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has your back. She was right about James.

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James let to be a fucking piece of She didn't even give

10:16

a ship Elizabeth got kicked off the bow. He's just like,

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by easy for me, I don't have to break up with you.

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And then like she was going to order Elizabeth

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a cake, like she had her back the

10:26

whole time. And she was upset when they like

10:28

all ate her cake. Like, I

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couldn't tell you three things Rachel made

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this season, not three things.

10:34

I know she made my that's

10:36

about it. Yeah,

10:38

okay, let's let's get back into this name.

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I mean food,

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because that looks good as fucking She's

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so creative, but no one

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remembers it. It's boring. You

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don't get credit for having good food because

10:53

you ruined below dad remember any of the food?

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But also well,

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I mean any of Oh

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my god, you're drunk. She's

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got an attitude. Great, she's

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put it on the plate. She's the most memorable

11:09

chefs probably on the show. Also, I remember

11:11

her her Matt

11:16

Anastasia, she

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made the serial Killer.

11:23

Then her she made

11:26

the waffles out of sweet potatoes.

11:29

Pretty cool. She took like sweet potato tater

11:31

tots and then put them in a waffle maker and fried

11:33

them into I mean, like, come on, man, fuck

11:35

you, I don't believe you. I think you're just saying this stuff

11:37

to say this stuff, and you know what, I respect

11:40

that. I'm trying to just make confect

11:43

I've never actually had an opinion

11:46

that differed from yours. That's why I've

11:48

said someone reached out to us bestling, and I was like, you just

11:50

know, like we don't really care anything.

11:54

Imagine if we took

11:57

this off. Yeah, like we

12:02

care for one second. Yeah.

12:04

Like I as soon as I stopped recording, I don't remember

12:07

what I've said. Oh my god, that's

12:09

so funny. I love that there's

12:11

someone out there worried about us. Well,

12:13

they were like they were like and

12:16

shout out to the person to reach out to us, Like I don't agree

12:18

with she like reached out. She was like, I'm miss Amaze.

12:20

I'm sorry I should say. They They were like, I don't agree

12:22

with Anna's take that Captain Lee should

12:24

be able to take the tips. And I was like, you know, I really

12:26

don't care, right, I

12:28

just don't really care. I just you know, we

12:31

gotta like create contact, you know how it

12:33

is. You know, I just got I keep

12:35

it moving. I just gotta agree

12:37

or disagree with whatever Nick says. That's what we

12:40

what do you know? And she was like, you know what, that's

12:43

funny. Captain Lee really did stop stealing

12:46

tips this season. He did. Yeah,

12:49

he finally stopped I think because he you

12:51

know, honestly, the only

12:53

thing that changed was, uh,

12:56

he heard our podcast. Oh you think he's

12:58

like Nick Turner doesn't like when I take

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these tips. Yeah, because we we started

13:03

we came out in January

13:05

last year, so we

13:07

were out though this whole filming of this

13:09

whole season. We came out February last year. Well

13:12

it doesn't change anything, jeez. Well

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anyway, well sorry, we

13:17

started recording in January. You're right,

13:19

all right, you're right, yeah,

13:22

okay, so um, I can't

13:24

wait to argue about this with you

13:26

after we are done recording. Yeah, yeah,

13:28

we this will go on in our like we have.

13:30

Like you know, this is when people send like paragraph

13:33

long text to each other. That's like what all our

13:35

texts look like, not just to

13:39

it with the thumbs up or anything like that. Is

13:41

that is how you talk to me on text? Yes,

13:44

and that's my policy. I respond every

13:46

third text from you, thank

13:48

you if if that? Uh so,

13:51

Elizabeth, yeah, keeps begging Francesca for

13:53

another chance, and then the way Francesca is looking

13:56

at her, she's like kind of smiling like she's enjoying

13:58

telling her no, oh she

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loves it. Yeah, And so Rachel

14:03

helps Elizabeth pack while it's just like cries,

14:05

and James says he actually never caught feelings

14:07

for Elizabeth. And he's telling everyone that

14:09

he's fine. Everyone's like hot, James, You're

14:12

so savage, dude, and I'm

14:14

like, drown him.

14:16

A lot of people after they fire someone, like

14:18

like Captain Lee, after he fires someone, he

14:20

doesn't see that person again, like they

14:23

leave his office and then he doesn't. But

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Francesca, she followed

14:27

her around the boat, talking to her,

14:30

just staring at her. Yeah,

14:34

She's like, you want me to take your bags down,

14:36

and I'm like, no, I want to throw you

14:38

down the stairs, so I don't want you

14:40

holding my bag when I do it. What

14:44

a fucking jerk. She

14:46

was trying to get her off that boat. A Sappolis

14:48

was like, crying, jerk, Just

14:51

go somewhere else and

14:54

hang out, have a cigarette with Hannah.

14:56

Well that's what she does. So

14:58

so as he says, she thinks it was all personal

15:00

that Francesca fired Elizabeth and ashes

15:03

fake ass, gives Elizabeth a hug and says

15:05

she feels guilty, but this actually should

15:07

have happened a few charters ago. It's

15:09

like, you fake ass, bitch, even

15:12

though on her after show last week she was like, I've

15:14

never been fake. I've actually never been

15:16

fake, and I'm like, you are the fakest

15:18

person. It's really tense, only

15:21

fake. Yeah, she

15:24

was like, oh, I'm gonna miss

15:26

you. It's like, bitch, you have been trying to get

15:28

her fired this whole time, so

15:31

quit it. No one believes

15:34

the show is filmed, it'll come out,

15:37

and it did come out. Yeah.

15:40

So every after, you know, Francesca

15:42

throws Elizabeth's luggage overboard, everyone

15:44

lines up to say goodbye to Elizabeth except

15:46

ashe and Francesca, who just stay inside,

15:49

and that that's who

15:52

the meanies are. Yeah,

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as every season debt crew,

15:57

cool, inside crew,

16:00

cruel, nice cool

16:03

v cruel. So Elizabeth

16:06

says, when an opportunity closes

16:09

like this, a compass will point her in

16:11

a new path, and she believes in karma.

16:14

So what goes around comes around. Francesca,

16:18

I'd never hear from Elizabeth

16:20

again. Well, she's gonna be on the

16:22

reunion episode, so good

16:25

luck, bitch, Okay,

16:29

sorry alright yea, So

16:32

um, Rachel thinks services

16:35

fucked and now that Elizabeth's gone, who's Francesca

16:37

gonna blame all the service issues on? And

16:40

everyone's families are reporting back about

16:42

how bad Corona is getting and they

16:44

get ready to go out for dinner, and at dinner,

16:46

they keep talking about Corona and Eddie's like,

16:48

yeah, it looks like the next two weeks are going to be really

16:50

bad and then it'll get better. Yeah,

16:53

okay, So they bring out

16:55

At dinner, they bring the restaurant brings

16:57

out Elizabeth's birthday cake that Rachel

17:00

had planned, and Rachel

17:02

is not happy because everyone is just eating it with

17:04

forks, and she says. The waitress

17:07

comes over and goes, oh, you guys started without

17:09

before I could bring you knives, and Rachel

17:12

literally says, oh, we don't

17:14

need knives because it's already in someone's

17:16

back. Yeah,

17:18

she's implying Frances has

17:21

stabbed Elizabeth in the back, which I was like,

17:23

see, that's a real one. A real one tells you

17:25

what's up. She goes, it's

17:27

in her back. We fucked her over, she's

17:29

not here to enjoy her own birthday cake. Well,

17:32

I believe a real one would say,

17:36

uh, it's in her back. Okay.

17:38

I'm not going to freak out. I'm

17:41

not gonna leave

17:43

the group. I'm not gonna

17:45

make everyone afraid of

17:47

what I'm about to do. I'm

17:49

not going to make no one want to get in the cab with

17:52

me. I'm just gonna sit here, continue

17:54

to be a normal person because I'm not blackout drunk

17:56

right now. Valid point. So

17:59

Rachel gets so upset and she's pissed

18:01

that Francesca celebrating Elizabeth being gone,

18:03

and she um basically

18:06

walks away and anger, being like, that's bullshit.

18:09

This is fucking bullshit. That is fucking

18:11

bullshit. You know what this is? This is bullshit,

18:13

bullshit. I say bullshit, that

18:16

be bullshit. She literally says that

18:18

fifty times in a row. I think she's talking to like a producer

18:20

that you can't see off camera, and she keeps me being like, that's

18:22

fucking bullshit, man, Yeah, I would never

18:25

do something like that. That's not cool, man, that's

18:27

bullshit, Like that's that's some dark

18:29

ship. Man, that's that's bullshit. And she's

18:31

like smoking, like bullshit.

18:34

Man, I don't funk with that. I don't funk with these people.

18:36

These people are bullshit. They're out here just be bullshitters.

18:39

You know what they are? Bullshit, That's what they are.

18:41

Bullshit, ma'am.

18:43

Sorry, we've got a close up for the night.

18:47

That is bullshit as well. I understand.

18:50

Yes, I live in bullshit land, right,

18:52

okay, well please

18:55

don't drive ship myself that I

18:57

understand. We open a well,

19:00

you know what, that's also bullshit. Okay,

19:02

all right, well thanks for coming. Yeah, well

19:05

fuck out shoot

19:07

her office? Oh god Jesus.

19:11

Well, anyway, so she's doing that,

19:13

walking around saying everything is bullshit and

19:16

um, she refuses to come back with everyone

19:18

else and takes a cab by herself.

19:22

Cost a hundred and forty dollars

19:25

taking a cab by herself. Yeah,

19:27

well whatever, I'm sure production paid

19:29

for it. Nope, they didn't. How

19:32

do you know I read about

19:34

it in the Guardian. In

19:36

the Guardian, Yeah,

19:39

okay, yeah.

19:41

They said they got in a big argument with her

19:43

and she said she was going there and they said they wouldn't

19:45

pay for it, and she called their bluff

19:48

but they ended up not paying for it, and she didn't have any

19:50

money on her and so she got arrested that night

19:53

and taken to where

19:55

they Thailand. You. Yeah,

20:00

let's take a quick break and we

20:02

will be right back too. I'll be right back

20:05

after these messages, will be right

20:08

back, and

20:14

we're back, and we

20:16

are back. Thank you Anna

20:19

for agreeing with me one

20:21

final time. Yeah. Ok

20:24

So, so Rachel comes back

20:26

and she goes in their room with Francesca

20:29

and she she's like, that was poorly. That was handled

20:31

so poorly. We're in a pandemic and

20:33

you assholes are frothing over someone's departure.

20:37

And I'm like, you know what, Rachel's

20:39

all wrong. I'm sorry. I am team Rachel

20:41

on this point. She's upset that was lame as

20:44

fuck. They were all like cake, It's

20:46

like that was someone's birthday cake that you just fired.

20:50

Oh my god, I didn't. Oh shut

20:53

up. They literally in

20:55

the after show had Eddie

20:58

and Francesca and they were like, man, we don't

21:00

really think about it. We were just like so hungry for dessert.

21:04

It's like you didn't think about it, like at all. You didn't

21:06

even cross your mind. Like okay, now

21:08

here's the thing. Yeah, it's

21:11

a cake, already paid for it. Just eat

21:13

it. I don't know because did

21:16

they pay I mean it's hard to I don't know anything,

21:18

So like, sure, if

21:20

you were paid for it, she's gone

21:24

eating. I think the problem

21:26

was that they were all just like forking it down. That's

21:29

not rude. Eating it's not rude. Celebrating

21:32

that she's gone is rude. Fucking James

21:35

talking about how you know, like flirting with

21:37

Ash that's rude. Yeah,

21:40

that's rude. Ship. She's

21:42

going to see that and fucking die.

21:47

Yeah, I mean facts, it

21:50

was fucked I don't know. I thought the whole situation was sucked

21:52

up. But whatever, um it is

21:54

officially the next day,

21:58

So Rachel thinks that Francesco is

22:00

a superbo. Sorry sorry to cut your cutting,

22:02

but I have to ask you something. Do you think

22:04

they're going to do an episode of Wan Division

22:07

that is in the style of Below

22:10

Deck? Mm hmm, maybe

22:13

like love Boat. Do you think

22:15

they would do a reality show episode?

22:19

Probably not because it's not in like the

22:21

TV land sphere as much. Yeah,

22:26

but we're getting closer, that's

22:28

true. Yeah, maybe we'll get a card macolm in the middle

22:30

was last time? It's

22:33

going to be like that was Malcolm Middle? Huh?

22:36

Yeah, so

22:38

who knows? We're this close

22:40

to survivor that's true, or like

22:42

a Kardashian Zepp. Yeah,

22:45

for I mean anything. I think they would be

22:48

picking any reality show I think would be

22:50

fun, you know, a

22:53

tattoo competition show. I feel

22:55

like they're more likely to go like dating game

22:57

Show, Share Temptation Island.

23:00

No, I meant like, actually, Captain America

23:02

is going to be there, iron Man is going to be

23:04

there, arrow

23:06

little guy guy with arrows is going to be there.

23:09

Hunter with arrows? Yeah

23:11

was that one? I don't know who cares. There's that little

23:14

tiny guy who's a bug and his

23:16

wife's a bug man. Yeah, okay,

23:18

so I love superhero

23:21

stuff. Yeah, no, I can tell. Before the

23:23

next day. That night, after Rachel

23:25

tells Francesca how fucked up everyone

23:27

frothing over the cake was, she faced times

23:30

with Vincenzo Vinceenza

23:38

from you Yeah, and

23:40

he said. She says, Vincenzo's her confidante

23:42

and makes her feel better. But if

23:44

you've been looking at the news lately or our Instagram

23:48

or Twitter, you know that her and Vincenzo

23:50

broke up after all that, after

23:52

all those Vincenzos.

23:55

As she stared longly, longingly

23:57

at the same moon that he was looking

23:59

at. She and Vincenzo

24:02

are no longer together. Oh

24:04

and you know what, she says, It's

24:06

for the best. It's for the best.

24:08

But what can you do? I hate to see Rachel

24:11

hurt anyway, whatever

24:13

who cares. It's the next day, Rachel

24:15

says she thinks Francesca is a super bully and

24:17

fire someone because she is inept and

24:19

doesn't know how to train someone and she sucks.

24:22

And I'm like, hey, you know how, Rachel, you took the words

24:24

right out of my mouth. I

24:28

agree with you. Elizabeth

24:31

wasn't great. Everyone is talking

24:33

about how all the borders are shutting

24:35

down for travel because of Corona,

24:38

and Rachel asked to speak to Captain Lee and she

24:40

tells him that she's really struggling with service

24:43

and Francesca, and he doesn't

24:45

really give any form. He like, doesn't

24:47

his answer. I don't know if it was edited down, but he's

24:49

like, there's only six more days left two

24:51

charters. Okay, it's gonna be hard to find someone

24:54

to replace Elizabeth, but I'm gonna try

24:56

so hopefully Charter will get better and service

24:58

will get better and ah yeah, okay

25:01

bye. Yeah. This is a trick

25:03

that a lot of men know about that

25:06

uh man, I guess women haven't figured

25:08

out yet. What we do is we we

25:10

keep talking so long there's not

25:12

we don't leave a moment of silence until

25:15

we've left the room. And it just trails

25:17

off and we go away. There's never

25:19

any moment to interject and then

25:22

us men, we just we get a little

25:24

time to ourselves. Right.

25:27

Well, Captain Lee definitely uses this technique

25:29

because Rachel just walks away like okay,

25:32

and he literally says he's

25:35

like great, Chel and Francesca both really

25:37

care about their jobs. But we

25:39

have a bit of a ship sandwich and it's

25:41

time to take a bite, to

25:43

which I say what, I'm sorry? What you

25:46

eat pieces of ship for breakfast? I

25:48

don't even know because I didn't get the metaphor like they're

25:50

in a ship sandwich because you

25:53

fired your stupid want

25:56

it. If I had I

25:59

tell you what I do, I'd find a trash

26:01

camp. Yeah, oh I that

26:03

you know. Here's the thing. I would never have a ship

26:05

sandwich. Sure, who would have given

26:07

me this ship sandwich? I wouldn't have that subway.

26:11

You would go to subway. They're like, and you want the ship

26:13

today? I'm like you I ordered

26:15

tuna and they're like, sorry,

26:19

well okay. Rob is

26:21

doing a lot of back talk to Izzy and she's

26:23

getting very annoyed. She's getting

26:25

real annoyed. Oh Rob

26:27

sucked, Like Rob started

26:29

out so basic and then turned into like a little

26:31

bit. Rob is

26:33

a bad guy. He

26:36

couldn't he was like a nobody

26:39

until this episode. He could have gone either way.

26:41

I mean, he was too much of a ship to Izzy

26:43

already for sure, but this last

26:45

interaction. What a fucking

26:48

dickhead. I

26:50

want to drown him in the ocean.

26:54

Nice well, Rachel,

26:56

Hell yeah dog, Hell yeah dog.

26:59

I ain't afraid of it. I

27:01

ain't afraid no drowse. Rachel

27:03

asked to meet with Francesca about service,

27:06

and they talk openly about their issues, and

27:09

Francesca asks Rachel not to take her anger

27:11

out on her, and Rachel apologizes

27:13

Loki being fake because she's like,

27:16

look, certain people you can bark at,

27:18

but that isn't Francesca, because I won't get

27:20

the end result of what I need. So I'm gonna

27:22

try and communicate with her as clearly

27:24

as possible, and we'll see how it

27:27

goes. And

27:30

uh, yeah, we'll see. But guess what we won't

27:32

see. We won't see, okay, because

27:34

these bitches ain't never working together again.

27:36

I'll tell you that now. I

27:39

do hope they bring Rachel back in the future. But

27:41

Francesca, look, honey, I could do with

27:43

another chiefs do. Okay,

27:46

yeah, I don't need another

27:48

season with Francesca. To be honest with you, would

27:51

you take another season with Francesca because I

27:53

don't, really, I don't. I want

27:56

to be involved in the casting so much. Okay.

27:59

I could think of, like, you know, seasons

28:02

of the real world I would like to put in here. I

28:05

could think of like, um, you

28:07

know, like former senators

28:10

I would want to see working on I want to

28:12

like, you know, I want to do where

28:14

they flip and the billionaires

28:16

have to pay to wait on the

28:19

crew and in foot I'd watch that,

28:21

like you go with

28:24

the knowledge that there's gonna

28:26

be a big wheel. So you get to the pastoral.

28:29

They got a big wheel and

28:31

there's like eight different

28:33

things that could land on. One

28:35

of them is you. The

28:37

crew gets your vacation and you've

28:39

got to serve them, and you've signed the contracts

28:42

you have to do this, and you

28:44

you've spen that. It's a bit of like a roulet.

28:48

It's like below deck rule. You don't know what position

28:50

you're gonna get in. You could you

28:52

can end up as a chef, you can

28:54

end up as a crew member, or you can end up as person

28:56

is just on vacay. I love that. I do love

28:59

that. Yeah, But then they were reveal at the end that

29:02

che what you thought, and it

29:04

was the seven eighths possibility

29:06

of waiting on them hand and foot, and

29:08

the whole season they wait on him, hand and foot.

29:11

It's great. And then at the end

29:14

they steal all their money. Officially it's

29:16

rigged. Then well

29:19

everything's rigged, Okay, well

29:22

the whole game is rigged. Captain Lee

29:24

gets a text that can remember games stop.

29:28

Captain Lee gets a text that concerns

29:30

concerns him, and he gets all weird and he's like looking

29:32

out the window and he's like, wow, I shan't write

29:34

it right.

29:41

And that's what he said, though sure I

29:44

felt like they were implying. He was sitting there thinking

29:47

for like two hours, like he's just like,

29:49

I don't know about it's

29:52

just not ideal. Let me tell you I'm not I'm

29:54

not a fan. And

29:57

then he calls a meeting with the entire crew

29:59

and everyone is free doubt, like, why then is he calling

30:01

a meeting? Man? Why is he calling a meeting? That's

30:03

like super weird. He doesn't just like call meetings.

30:06

And he sits he does that casual. Is he gonna

30:09

ask us out? Yeah? He

30:11

does like a really cool like, Hey, kids, don't

30:13

worry, I'm a cool teen

30:16

like you, because he flips the chair

30:18

backwards and sits on it, and

30:20

he's like, hey, guys, I'm on your level. Can't you see

30:22

this chairs backwards? Yeah?

30:24

And then and then he looks at James and

30:27

he's like, what U preppy?

30:29

Yeah? What a preppy?

30:32

That actually happened. I didn't put in my notes,

30:35

but it did happen. Thank you for save by

30:37

the bell reference. They've so

30:40

capitally tells everyone at this seas as this

30:43

as scary as hell, and it's frustrating.

30:46

But the last two charter guests have canceled

30:48

and the season has ended, and there's

30:50

nothing I can do, and that I don't like

30:52

that I can't do anything because I'm the captain

30:55

now and I like to do things and

30:57

I like to be in charge, but unfortunately

30:59

I really can't control this global pandemic

31:01

and that makes me angry or as goddamn

31:04

hell, And honestly, it feels like I'm just dragging

31:06

my dick through goddamn pilot,

31:09

broken whiskey bottles on my god

31:12

damns. I out of control. I can't even pull

31:14

my penis back up and into my pants

31:16

because that's how little control I have in this goddamn

31:19

pandemic. And it's time I go see my lovely

31:22

bride idea.

31:26

Captain Lee starts acting.

31:29

Okay, first off,

31:31

he gets roles in like Sharknado

31:34

type movies. It's

31:38

fun to see him because look cameo. But

31:41

people starts to take notice. I

31:44

mean, he writes his own dialogue,

31:46

what yeah,

31:49

his own sayings, everything's marketable.

31:53

Starts getting a little plush dolls

31:55

with Captain Lee sayings. Then

31:58

you know, people people notice because

32:01

gravitas. He starts getting

32:03

pulled in legit movies. I mean, like Spielberg,

32:06

Soderberg. He's

32:08

starring opposite Tom Hanks, Greenberg.

32:11

He you know he does he rewrites

32:14

Greenberg right right, and he starts

32:16

up site Tom Hanks. Yeah,

32:19

and every one of them. They

32:21

start to be like a buddy,

32:23

like like Woody and Mia Meryl

32:26

Street places love interest. Sure

32:29

thing's got to give type movie. They

32:32

probably get married for real. No,

32:34

no, no, no, he would never do that. Well,

32:36

he'd lose everything if he left his lovely

32:39

bride. That's absurd. He would

32:41

a foursome.

32:45

Yeah, I mean, honestly, let's not. Let's not

32:47

maybe a sevensome. It's not ruled out.

32:49

Oh that's crazy to think about. If

32:52

they never stop thinking, they doing eleven

32:54

sum that's the entire crew, basically, Wow,

32:57

two live crew. So

32:59

Captain's like, you'll all be leaving the next

33:01

day. Don't worry, I'll cover You'll figure

33:04

out your fucking travel, you losers, and

33:06

Francesco's like, my family is not really

33:08

well right now, and I don't really want to bring anything back into

33:10

that situation. And I'm like details,

33:13

but of course she doesn't give any. So

33:15

everyone's all they're all

33:17

shook, and they're calling their families to let them

33:19

know they're coming home. And Rachel's

33:22

crying because she can't see Vincenzo right away

33:24

because she can't get into Italy or wherever, and

33:26

she just wants to go home. And yeah, well she's never

33:28

going to see him again, Jesus,

33:31

And so um, everyone's getting right.

33:34

I know you didn't make it dark. Yeah I

33:36

talked about it earlier. You didn't hear me close

33:39

that door? Huh, Jesus?

33:42

Is Lyra leave her alone?

33:46

Business? God? Shut

33:48

up? Um? What are

33:51

you doing. You guys need a guest

33:53

for dead heads. I'm like, stop

33:55

trying, and you know, get on my shows.

33:58

Okay, I doubt it. She's probably

34:00

like, wrap it up, the show sucks, and

34:02

I don't. I don't disagree with her, but

34:04

um, I'm just joking. So

34:08

basically, everyone on the boat, that's

34:11

you. You're my crowd. Everyone's

34:15

like getting wasted and partying on the boats.

34:17

It's their last night and they're all going to get coronavirus

34:20

and Captain Lee is all upset and they're like do

34:22

you want to celebrate? They're literally like do you

34:24

want a glass of champagne Captain Lee to like

34:27

celebrate? And Captain Lee's like, I

34:29

don't really feel like celebrating,

34:32

and it's like that makes sense. I got that good stuff

34:34

in my it makes sense. Like what

34:37

are you celebrating? You're all going home to like

34:39

we're still celebrating Elizabeth's

34:41

birthday. God, I

34:43

mean it feels like that. Honestly, Oh

34:46

God, don't you remember what it was

34:49

like? Anna? You can't judge

34:51

them? Remember that first weekend?

34:54

I partied all weekend? What

34:57

first weekend? That first weekend

34:59

of luck down when it was when it wasn't

35:01

such a big deal that

35:04

I first heard about it. Partied

35:06

all fucking weekends. Jesus, that's

35:08

not good. All weekend hardcore

35:12

party and Diplo played my Okay,

35:14

shut diplow, that's actually pretty cool. How

35:17

came I didn't get invited? I can only

35:19

invite two people, and

35:23

yeah, man,

35:25

I never get invited anywhere next

35:28

time, next time? You

35:29

know, you know what, I've

35:31

never been anywhere you've invited

35:33

me. So I don't know if that

35:36

says something or it means anything. You've

35:39

never been anywhere I invited

35:41

you. It sounds like you're just not showing

35:43

up to my invites. You've never invited

35:45

me anywhere. Yes, I did when

35:48

you had that huge party.

35:52

Okay, well that's on you for not showing

35:55

up and getting COVID with Well. I don't think you can

35:57

complain that you never get invited anywhere

35:59

when you and invite other people to places. Okay,

36:02

Well that's on you. I don't have

36:04

anything in life, Okay,

36:07

I don't know what that means. You

36:11

want me to invite you don't. I

36:14

just I just needed it set

36:17

out loud that I was not the problem. Clearly

36:19

your own psychosis. No you're right,

36:22

I'm on, Well it's fine, alright.

36:24

So yeah, everyone's partying, they're celebrating

36:27

COVID destroying the nation or the world,

36:29

and it's just a ship show on the boat at this point, and we're like,

36:33

yeah, let's drink.

36:37

I mean, yeah, you're

36:40

on a yacht. It's your last day. It's

36:43

like you you hate, you hate these people. What

36:45

do you want to hang out with them? Sober and really

36:47

reminisced? Now you want to get drunk so they all

36:49

shut up about what their feelings. Yeah,

36:53

I would rather see like a little documentary

36:56

about how they all got home. Uh,

37:01

like go to Canada, Australia. I think he went

37:04

to Australia. But also I'm interested

37:06

about like Rachel going back

37:08

to New York. She was

37:10

popping off in New York. What

37:13

do you mean? Because New York got hit bad at

37:15

the early beginnings of

37:18

lockdown and that's where

37:20

she was headed. So I hope she was. Well,

37:23

it's fine, nothing was so bad until

37:25

this winter. Okay,

37:28

all right, well, um no,

37:31

don't don't try to rewrite history. I'm saying,

37:33

the deaths then we're not

37:36

compared to anyway.

37:39

So they're learning that they have to self isolate for

37:41

fourteen days when you go back to Australia.

37:43

And that's when we learned that Rob had just moved to Australia

37:45

a month ago and he just started setting things

37:48

up there. And at this point, fuck you, Rob, You're

37:50

terrible, all right, fuck you

37:52

moving to the ocean idiot? Well I think he

37:54

does. So it is the next

37:56

day. Captain Lee's like, I

37:59

woke up thinking everything was normal

38:01

for a second. Right now I really

38:03

need to go home and be with my family. So

38:06

the engineers will be taking the boat back

38:08

to their owners. I'm like, oh,

38:10

that's interesting with That's something like insight, because usually

38:12

when we leave the show, he's still

38:15

yeah, he's still on the boat when we leave the show.

38:18

But now they're like, hey, engineers, sorry,

38:20

unfortunately your lives don't matter as much, so you

38:22

need to go deal with this. Well,

38:24

I believe that the engineers are usually locals,

38:28

are they? I just

38:30

feel like when they're in Greece, they're

38:32

all named Niko. They're always like,

38:35

hi, Hi, I'm Galastoga and

38:37

that's Niko, and that's Beeko and that's

38:39

Tiko and we're like, hi, yeah, how are you?

38:41

Will never see you again a Bookiko.

38:51

I hope Kiko is doing well. I hope he gets I

38:58

heard he became uh

39:01

COVID doctor. I heard he became an oligarch.

39:04

Right, that's what he did. He went back to bootin

39:06

and he helped poison navalni. Yeah,

39:10

such a direct reference. That's

39:12

very specific. Uh. The fact

39:15

that you know that makes me concerned

39:17

that maybe your work in both sides,

39:19

buddy, both sides. I've

39:22

never worked either side in my life. It's

39:25

clear your behavior,

39:27

your work ethic is. Could

39:31

you imagine to get hired to work as a spine built

39:33

sides and they're like, he's done nothing. It

39:37

seems like he's just been I think that probably

39:39

happens a lot. You

39:42

don't have to stand. I have been

39:44

having sex with people every

39:46

every night, but it turns out they

39:49

they're not powerful. They are just the

39:51

ones I find most attracted. I think personally

39:54

that spies are like the hardest

39:56

working people. Yeah.

39:59

Have you ever eating that spies and thighs? Yeah,

40:02

it's so yummy because

40:04

you know, a what's that they're

40:07

like super tall, they're

40:09

like hard workers, great service, great

40:11

service. Well they they

40:13

got it. I mean it's like people act like sitting

40:17

in your car all night isn't work, you

40:20

know what. On that note, let's take a quick commercial

40:23

parade. On that note, I don't

40:25

know, we'll be right back yourself

40:27

after this quick commercial break by, will

40:30

be right back and

40:37

we're back. Nick

40:39

has been sitting in his car this this whole time.

40:42

It turns out so I like sitting

40:44

in my car. There's no way. So everyone

40:47

is packing up their stuff. I mean, it's not

40:49

my favorite thing, but I

40:51

don't I enjoy it. You've

40:55

got everything you need there. You're air

40:57

conditioning, that's actually entertainment.

41:01

Watch TV on your phone, that's true. I'm

41:03

not gonna lie that as pretty chill. People always

41:05

feel like, you know, they live in

41:08

their houses or apartments are small.

41:11

But that's just up to you. Ben. You can always go

41:13

sit in your car and watch TV. You

41:15

know. Let her calm down. Oh

41:19

boy, okay,

41:24

okay. A lot of the show is turned

41:26

into how your relationship is going? You know

41:28

that? Yeah?

41:33

Well, you know, people write relationships

41:35

people right in and they go is he okay?

41:38

And I have to say, you know, unfortunately we're not allowed to

41:40

comment at this time, right you

41:42

we get we do get a lot of emails. You

41:44

cross off the S and

41:47

she and you pretend the emails are about

41:49

me. Is he okay? Oh

41:51

sure, yeah, interesting spacing

41:54

they used, is he

41:57

oh okay?

42:01

Then I don't respond. So okay,

42:03

everyone's packing up their stuff and

42:06

taking stuff out, or they're taking stuff

42:08

they need, like boats from

42:10

the boat, like wipes and hand sanitizer

42:12

because they know things are running out according to their

42:14

families. They're like, can I

42:16

get to my wipes and

42:19

my hand sanitizes or

42:23

that didn't work kind of on

42:26

my hands. I'm about Pnton's

42:30

all is

42:33

he wants to talk to Rob about his behavior

42:35

towards her before he leaves, and

42:37

James texts him and gives him a heads up,

42:39

so he hides from her as long as possible,

42:42

and then okay, well before he does

42:45

this weird ship, Rob says he's

42:47

just gonna go have some Rob time and he's just gonna

42:49

relax and serve and work on some papers

42:51

for the geology side. And I'm like, there's

42:53

no way you know how to write or read. But

42:57

you know what would have been funny his

43:00

only way around this conversation

43:02

with Izzy, because you know how a lot of people

43:04

wait till the end of the season to tell people that

43:06

they had a crush on them.

43:09

He should have gone up and been like, easy to

43:11

tell you, I've I've had a crush on you all.

43:15

Then she'd been like, what, I

43:19

still hate you, h

43:23

which would have made sense because why

43:25

not, like they well,

43:27

okay, So this is what Rob does after being tipped

43:29

off by James. He goes as he's

43:31

walking and he goes, hey, is he I've been meaning

43:33

to talk to you. I'm sorry if I gave you any

43:36

hard gave you a hard time at any point this

43:38

season? Jerk like,

43:40

what the fuck? That

43:43

was weird? And

43:45

he's being very insincere and

43:48

hear it yeah, and Is He's like he's

43:50

trying to cover his ground and he's

43:53

like, I'm sorry you you totally

43:55

deserved being a lead deckhand. And Is

43:57

he's like not impressed, and she's like, Hi, I know you're

43:59

not here. I know James tipped you off,

44:01

your fucking weirdo. I hope you learn

44:03

you have no professionality

44:06

or whatever the fun professionality is not

44:08

a word whatever. She's like, fessionality,

44:12

you have nothing to offer and you're a fucking

44:14

loser. That's

44:17

her like energy, that she's giving off. But she basically

44:19

goes like, you can't treat women like that. That

44:21

was shitty. You need to grow up and become

44:23

more mature. But her vibe is like fuck

44:26

you and fuck everything about

44:28

you, and I hope your dick falls off. And

44:30

he's that, Yeah, she just

44:33

deflected everything he said. Well, it was

44:36

insecure. I mean no, not

44:39

insecure. Excuse me. It was so insincere

44:41

what he was saying, Like it was obvious.

44:43

He's like, oh, is he talking points?

44:46

Talking? Hold on? I wrote some bullet points on

44:48

my notes app. Oh. He was doing it with a smile.

44:50

He was making fun of her. He was just being

44:52

fucking whatever, and it was like not chill

44:55

and she saw right through it and she called him

44:57

out and that was that. Then Rob

44:59

leaves because Rob has

45:01

to go like hide in the forest and find gold.

45:04

Uh, and then Ash to shady asses leaving and

45:06

I don't really have much thoughts on her and her experience on the

45:08

boat, so she could just walk right on off by

45:11

Ash go back to Australia.

45:13

You business owner, That was the whole

45:15

thing. She's like, I'm a business owner. So on

45:17

the after show last week, she said that Ashes

45:21

what's her business. I

45:23

don't know. She probably makes like in sense,

45:26

I fucking don't know. Last

45:28

week when she was on with Elizabeth on the

45:30

After Show, she was like, Elizabeth

45:33

and I just don't think yawning is your thing. And she's

45:35

like, yeah, it's not like my end

45:37

goal in life. And she's like, yeah, totally me either,

45:39

Like I'm a business owner, like I'm a boss,

45:41

so like I you know, yawning

45:43

is totally not my end goal either, so

45:46

like yeah,

45:49

and it was just so weird, like it

45:51

was so tense. I really didn't enjoy

45:54

watching them like be a fucking awkward

45:56

as funk with each other and ash being

45:58

all fake as ship whatever.

46:02

Yeah, well, I'm gonna miss

46:04

no one. I'm not gonna miss any

46:07

person I bet on this show.

46:10

I bet she makes like I know

46:12

you're gonna miss Rachel, but not me, Jewelry.

46:16

She's toxic Rachel,

46:19

and I'm more of a hashtag free Brittany.

46:23

Okay, So um,

46:25

Rachel oops, all Brittany's

46:28

oops, all nineties pop stars,

46:32

pop star, boat boat star,

46:35

and then the last one alive gets their

46:37

career back, It gets turned

46:39

into a sixteen year old that's

46:41

actually pretty chill, but

46:44

I don't know if they would take that off for on because then you

46:46

have to go through that life all over again. So

46:48

Rachel's leaving and Captain Lee says she's brilliant

46:51

at her job, but she's a real piece of work. But

46:53

he would definitely work with her again because she

46:55

proved herself. And Rachel's

46:57

like, I have no regrets and

47:00

I'm happy to get the funk out of here. I

47:02

have no rugrats regrets. You

47:04

know. No regrets is from

47:07

Yeah, that commercial in that movie it's

47:10

a commercial. It's a movie. It's

47:12

a commercial. It's a movie. It's a

47:14

commercial. It's like Jennifer Anderson, No,

47:19

it's that guy. You made that movie up? Was it?

47:21

Is it called Shazam? No,

47:25

it's Jennifer Anderston. Um,

47:29

what's is Jason Sudeikis? I believe Emma

47:31

Roberts And then Bill Hayter is

47:33

like, why would I want to do dishes?

47:37

Is that from the movie? It's Oh, it's called We're the Miller's

47:40

That's right, So they're pretending to be a family,

47:42

and then um, Emma. Emma

47:45

Robert's character has this boyfriend and he's

47:47

like an idiot and he has a tattoo that says no regrets

47:50

on it. I don't know, never forget. Yeah,

47:53

so uh, that actually came out

47:55

like the same time as that. I think it's like a Geiko

47:57

commercial where

48:00

a guy the same things getting tattoo

48:02

and he said no regrets. Oh

48:05

really, I didn't notice. It's the exact same joke,

48:07

and they were like both in pop culture. It was like when,

48:09

um, there were two Volcano movies

48:12

at the same time, a popular

48:14

touchstone. Oh I don't. I don't recall when these

48:16

two Volcano movies came out, Dante's

48:19

Peak and Volcano Get Your Ship Together,

48:22

Ants and Bugs Life. Oh

48:24

yeah, I remember pop

48:26

culture no regrets jokes

48:29

swept the nation well and then

48:31

a thousand comedians. So that was my joke.

48:34

I did it on Twitter in ninet Well,

48:37

Rachel says no regrets from her season

48:40

and then she leaves. She just gets

48:42

the funk out quick, and James is

48:44

leaving and he says and is He's

48:46

like, hey, I know you tipped rob off and

48:48

that was a dick move. And he's like, I don't know you're talking

48:50

about and so he leaves and he says

48:52

he's happy to go home and go back to the gym and

48:54

complain about the English weather and wind his parents

48:57

up and I'm like, you would still live at home? And

49:00

Eddie says, it's a goddamn miracle

49:02

James didn't get fired, but it

49:05

was great to work with. And

49:07

then is He's leaving? And she says this season

49:09

is ending how she assumed sex would be with

49:12

James, abrupt and unsatisfying,

49:14

And I was like, burn, bitch, burn,

49:17

easy joke. I mean, structure

49:21

is so fucking played out, Like I'm

49:23

not as a as a comedian,

49:25

I cannot give her credit for that joke. Structure,

49:28

that's fine. I

49:30

think she's okay because she's got more followers

49:33

than you, bitch, No,

49:37

no, no, yeah, how he follows you hundred

49:41

thousands? No you don't let

49:44

me look it up. Well then I lost some Oh

49:46

my god, you have twelve followers? And

49:48

is he has fifty eight point

49:50

six k No?

49:54

How dare you that was a secret? No? I

49:56

mean what my

49:58

public page is a secret? No? Almost

50:05

so? Yes, Is he's leaving, Francesca's

50:07

leaving, and she gives Captain Leah Shammy

50:10

that the entire crew signed because what is this

50:12

fucking summer camp? And Captain

50:14

Lee is like, I think Francesca nailed it. She

50:16

had big shoes to fill in, you know, she really

50:18

stepped up. And I'm like, I don't agree. Oh,

50:21

he's gonna eat his fucking words. Francesca

50:23

is not Kate, and I think we should

50:26

all make that very clear. M

50:30

uh. And then yeah, so she leaves,

50:32

and then Eddie's leaving, and Captain Lee promotes

50:34

Eddie to first officer, which

50:38

Loki means he's never going to be on this show

50:40

again because they don't have first officers

50:42

on the show except for first season

50:44

of Alex and that that guy just pissed Captain

50:46

Lee off so much with his parlor takes. He's

50:49

like, you know, Captaly, the election of the fraud

50:52

cap was like, Okay, I

50:54

don't talk politics, but yeah,

50:57

I don't know. Isn't that weird? You know,

51:00

it probably means new

51:02

spinoff Eddie first

51:04

officer. Yeah. I bet

51:06

they're trying to like set Eddie up to one day

51:08

like be the new Captain Lee. Oh

51:10

yeah, he's gonna have to because Captain Lee is gonna

51:12

die in fourty or fifty years. Yeah,

51:15

and in forty or fifty years, this

51:17

show will still be on and

51:20

climate change will have totally not destroyed

51:22

us. Yeah,

51:25

I'd be wild. So Captain Lee

51:27

is like, I'm really proud of Eddie and he's

51:29

who I wanted my son to turn out like

51:32

if he had lived, which I was like, oh

51:34

my god, that is so devastating

51:37

to hear because he does love Eddie

51:39

and he was just hoping his son would be like a

51:42

first officer, Like could you

51:44

imagine how if that had been like a totally

51:46

different God. I don't know, man,

51:48

Captain Lee, he's raw

51:51

this season. He is this

51:53

season. Yeah.

51:57

Well, Eddie's like, I feel honored,

51:59

Captain and leaves my friend. I would rather I

52:01

would not I'd rather not be promoted by

52:03

anyone but him. And I'm like, yeah,

52:05

we get you,

52:09

get your stripes, get your stripes,

52:12

whatever. Good luck, Eddie. We'll never see you on the show

52:14

gangause they do not have first officers

52:17

on or you become a boast

52:19

crew member. Not yet. Captain

52:21

Lee says. Captain Lee's leaving, and this is the first

52:24

time we've ever seen Captain Lee pack up

52:26

and leave the boat. He puts his cowboy boots

52:28

on, he puts his shirt on that Marianne

52:30

clearly picked out and then he's like his

52:33

shirt on real

52:36

and then Captain Lean is like, I started this

52:38

season in the hospital, which I completely

52:40

forgot about, by the way,

52:44

and he's like, and that didn't and it didn't started

52:46

in the hospital, and it didn't end well either, And

52:48

this year was tough. But sometimes you have tough

52:51

years, but that doesn't mean you toss in the towel

52:53

because people depend on you.

52:55

And he leaves

52:58

about to go home, and that's

53:00

where the episode ends by

53:02

and it's time for facts.

53:08

So special Boat fact today is

53:10

that this is the last episode of decades.

53:14

Okay. Wow, I shouldn't have laughed like that.

53:16

Okay, So unfortunately, guys,

53:19

we are not able to continue to do this show anymore

53:22

because we don't. Look. I got promoted

53:24

at my job, I have to take on a new role,

53:26

which is lessening my time. Nick's

53:29

got shipped going on. I think it's clear

53:31

from the way I talk about this show that I

53:34

can't I just can't talk about

53:36

any more billionaires. I'm gonna

53:38

get shut down. I'm gonna say something that's

53:41

gonna get me in a little hot water. Yeah,

53:43

and the billionaires are gonna come after me. Then he won't

53:45

get on the Alexi Navalny of

53:49

America. So here's the thing, Deckheads.

53:52

The podcast is ending, but don't worry.

53:55

I will be back next week

53:57

for the reunion episode, and I'm gonna tell

53:59

you guys about a little spinoff that

54:01

we're going to do of Deckheads. Is

54:04

so exciting to hear about Deckheads. Chief stews

54:07

next week and I'll tell you all about

54:09

it. So stay tuned, listen to next week's episode

54:11

to hear what's happening with Deckheads.

54:13

It's gonna be a spinoff, baby below

54:16

deck style. Yeah, you know what

54:18

they say, when God closes the door, pretty

54:21

soon you're homeless and you don't have any more doors.

54:24

Well not in this case, because Deckheads

54:26

will continue in a different form, so

54:28

just look out for that. Well,

54:31

what a ride it's been, Anna. You

54:35

You were a big part of my um,

54:38

which I'll always remember as the great

54:40

the bed just the best year. Yeah.

54:43

Yeah, we spend almost every single day together. It

54:45

was tough for both of us. Yeah, Jesus,

54:47

So what are we gonna do? How are we gonna get

54:49

by? On that little texting

54:52

from my end? Yeah, just don't contact

54:54

me any further. I guess I would say this

54:56

is no, this is it for our friendship. Well,

55:00

you're still going to invite me to your parties. We'll

55:02

see if I have any because you know you have

55:06

you ever thrown a party? Yes, back in the day,

55:08

not as of recent obviously. When's

55:11

the last time you threw a party? Oh?

55:14

Maybe like two years ago. I

55:18

was expecting you to say two thousand seven,

55:20

so that's actually quite a

55:24

all right. Well, um, I'm gonna tell

55:26

my grandkids about

55:28

this show and maybe they'll listen

55:30

to it and they'll wonder who crazy

55:33

Anna is. Yeah,

55:37

I just I do hope to meet

55:39

your kids one day, Um, because

55:41

I do. I still love Lyra you.

55:44

You know you're cool. Yeah,

55:47

so sorry about that, guys. Unfortunately

55:50

time time is money, and another

55:53

venture is paying me more. So I'm

55:56

so sorry to be that

55:58

asshole because I'm now gonna be the millionaire

56:01

that Nick hates. You know, someone has to take

56:03

that role in his life. But please

56:05

again, check

56:07

out the episode that drops next week

56:09

for our special surprise spinoff

56:12

information. It's gonna be fun. I think

56:14

you guys are gonna enjoy it. You'll see it's

56:16

gonna be something new. But yeah,

56:18

we'll still be uh doing our thing, just

56:22

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56:24

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56:27

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56:29

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56:32

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56:35

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57:02

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57:15

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57:17

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57:19

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57:22

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