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Welcome to Deckheads, a production

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of IR Radio. Welcome

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to Deckheads with your hosts Nick

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and Anna, broadcasting

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from the bottom of the boat below

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below Deck. Whoa, I'm

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horny, all ya talk

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all the time. I'm having a

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party. We're shoveling

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cold to keep this show afloat. I

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love cocaine. We're

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up the map in international waters.

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I need some trama. Me hide

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that cocaine. Never in

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my nose. Shut See you

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know I'm in an open relationship.

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Below deck wo

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me Deckheads?

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Hi Nick? Anna? Yes,

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Hi, it's Nick. It's mean Nick. Yeah,

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that's the host of below

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Deck, a show about deckheads.

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Well we're both, Um, don't correct

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me. You know the audience.

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We've gotten a lot of complaints about you correcting

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me. I have not seen these

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complaints at all. Yeah no, the Proud

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Boys. Okay, so complaints

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that don't matter. Yeah. Yeah,

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they say you shouldn't you shouldn't complain

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to me. I think honestly, they probably you shouldn't

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speak at all. Woman. Well

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we'll get into that later with the president

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of the Proud Boys that we have as

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a guest today,

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we have a hilarious comedian, producer

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actress that I recently sign a movie,

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and I was quite taken by

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Yes, please welcome Reneau.

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I saw The Turkey Bowl starring

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Ryan Hansen. Now this movie,

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I know, you know, it's what you would be

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thinking. You know, you're you're scrolling through Netflix.

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It's a Saturday afternoon watch two

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thousand nineteen. Ryan Hanson goes home

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to his hometown to play in the annual

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football game him that there's like some grudge

2:01

about and uh, it's got all

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the hits. It's got Matt Jones Beaver

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from Breaking Bad,

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it's got the crazy hot

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ripped guy from Blue Mountain State,

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and uh, it's it's got everything

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you would want to in that movie.

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And then guests who shows up? I

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had no idea, and um,

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I thought you fucking killed it. And

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I was so happy and there wasn't enough of

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it. I'm hoping there's a bit of a spinoff. Um,

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but uh, and then I just looked it up on Rotten

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Tomatoes and there's

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it's like I got like audience

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score. Whoa, it's good.

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Yeah, it's it's thank you. It's I

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rewrote a lot of the female scenes. Yeah,

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that's like fix them a little

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bit. Um, because it's a dude, it's

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a dude movie. The girls, you

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know, they're in it, but they're you

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know, so I want to do I

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pitched to the director and writers already

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to do a girl version the Turkey Ball.

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That's what she said, and the same exact

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movie, but from the female's point of view.

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So that was the same

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scenes, but like you get it

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all from a woman. Yeah. Yeah,

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the women are driving it, so we'll see. That's

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funny. We both want a spin off. It's

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called The Turkey Ball. Yeah,

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is it Netflix? Is that where I watched it? You

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probably watched us. It

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is on Prime and iTunes and

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it was in the movie theater. Like I

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went to Oklahoma for five weeks to shoot

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that, and yeah,

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and we all became very close. I was just

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with Matt Jones and the lead,

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Kristen Hagar. They're engaged in real

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life. They fell in love in Oklahoma.

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Oh god, and

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everyone's like really close. Ryan Hanson

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is the best. It was very cool. You

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know, it's ridiculous movie. It's

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it's silly. Yeah, for sure. I love Ryan

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Hansen, which is why I clicked on it. And

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I also watched Fantasy Island,

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which is why I looked out the Rotten Tomato

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score because I know Fantasy Island got like two,

4:17

but I still was so excited because it

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was Damon Lindelof

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wrote it. Yeah, and

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then I watched it and I fucking loved it.

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Fantasy Island, Fantasy have seen. I

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watched it. I wrote for Lucy Hale on

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New Year's rackone, and so I was like, I'm

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gonna watch Fantasy Hi, and I'm gonna like watch

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all of her stuff. And I watched

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it in my backyard because I kind of built

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a deck this Quarantine and

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it got a movie projector so I watched

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it with my nephews in the backyard. I

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love Ryan. Yeah, yeah,

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it was fun.

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Yes, sorry, let me introduce my co host's

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let's kind of get into it all right, So

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I have some below deck questions

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for you. This is my new opening

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that I've created four guests, because

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you're technically only our third guest ever

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right on our number three the first time. Oh

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yeah, you had no idea. This is like our two show.

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We just started having guests this season because we finally

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caught up. Yeah, we've done ever in

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the last year, this pandemic.

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We've covered literally starting in February,

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we covered every single episode

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of Below Deck to ever exists. Nine

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months. We're not doing well. I

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was gonna say, I remember your tweet about it

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year ago, and I was like, it

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feels like years ago. I

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just caught up on the new season. And

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there's a few seasons of the traditional

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below Deck that I probably dipped

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in and out of. Did you guys

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also Mediterranean? You just like

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straight up sailing?

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Oh? Yeah, see is the best?

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So much goes down on that. Yeah.

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So when did you start watching Below Deck?

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When did it hit your radar? If you will your boat

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radar? I want to say a season

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one or two? Damn,

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because in

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the industry in yeah,

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I was working with Crissy Tegan and she's obsessed

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with it. I'm also obsessed

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with Bravo. I watch everything Bravo,

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So no matter what it all

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except for Real Housewives at Potomac, I don't

6:30

want to be called out for being a liar. I don't watch

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that one there I said it. Oh

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my god, now we

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have we have ourselves a

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bona fide reality show producer

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on here in you? Is

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this correct? What have you worked on? You

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did work on something I've seen, didn't

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you work on Love Island. No,

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I did Paradise, the only reality

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show. Yeah, the only reality show I've

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ever worked on that's like quintessential

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reality and not just deemed reality

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by the industry standards.

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You know what I mean, Like when you get so they don't pay writers,

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I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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because LIPSTNC Battle is considered reality,

7:11

but it's a it's not. It's a comedy competition

7:14

show or whatever. So Paradise Hotel,

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I was the writer for Kristen Cavaliery Beautiful,

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and I gotta tell you she's the best person ever.

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Yes, she really is. She's

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the best. So I spent seven weeks in Mexico,

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um working on that, but I produced No One

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but Her, which was still

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hang Out. I mean, she lives in Nashville,

7:36

but we talked all the time. I

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was talking to a mutual

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friend of ours that I will not say here, um,

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and she was she had worked

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for a while with a celebrity

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who's been a celebrity for twenty

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five years, and so

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she recently worked on a project with her, and

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then I thought they got really close. And

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then afterwards she stopped

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for turning her like texts and

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she got so offended because she thought they

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had become real friends, even though

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they never hung out outside of work even one

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time. Can you text me who you're talking about?

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Because I really need to know. Also,

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I will tell you this Christie and I.

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I've been to her birth Christie Taggen, even to her

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birthday parties. I was in New York and went

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to her and like, I

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haven't been invited to her thanksgivings

8:24

and shipped like that and we don't talk.

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She came to my I don't

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know. I consider as friends, but I don't expect her to ever

8:31

reply to me. If she can't, I'm

8:33

also okay with that. But when

8:36

it matters, she shows up, and I think that's

8:38

kind of like enough. Like I shot

8:40

a pilot with the guy do my

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podcast with Mitch Marsham, and

8:45

she and John came to the live taping,

8:48

and I thought that was never gonna

8:50

happen. Like I texted her because I

8:53

could feel me going back to lives in

8:55

Battle and her being like, you didn't invite us, So

8:57

I just did it knowing she didn't need

8:59

to come, and she goes, you bitch, I

9:02

just landed in Bally, send me a car,

9:04

like kidding, and then sure enough

9:06

we got back to the whipsting battle and lal J was

9:09

like, you didn't invite us, So

9:12

okay, you started around season one season

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two. So do you think has

9:16

been your favorite season you've ever watched?

9:19

I don't really have a favorite seasons by the

9:21

worst person you've had off. I actually

9:23

really like this season. I like that they

9:26

kind of swept gave us

9:28

maybe you know, eddies, like a little

9:30

bit of a like we've seen

9:32

them before, right, So like I

9:34

kind of like the new ship in season

9:37

eight. There's so many you know.

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What I think about the Below Deck

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is that, like a lot of long

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running reality shows, they just

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figure it out and it just maintains

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a high level. But then it's

9:51

so much more rewarding the

9:53

more you watch it, because like

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when people come in and out and you know

9:57

more that the history and the stories it

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does just keep getting better. I enjoy

10:02

it always. To me, I always compare shows

10:04

like Below Deck a lot

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of ways, like Grey's Anatomy,

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which I also still watch because Grey's

10:11

Anatomy cleverly filters

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in newcast when you when you're

10:15

really connected to the ones that originated

10:18

it and you're just like, I'm gonna hate this guy, and

10:20

then like three and you're like fine, and then

10:22

they last forever. And I feel like that's what

10:24

happens with Below Deck, is like they'll transfer

10:26

someone in gently or they're

10:29

like, you know, the next thing, they're like that guy's gone,

10:31

this guy's in, and you're like, there's a new chef.

10:34

I want to see this new chef, and then all

10:36

of a sudden, I'm like I want. I turned

10:38

on season eight and I was like, you know what, I

10:41

needed them to refresh it like,

10:44

and I didn't miss anyone. I do miss

10:46

who diffranchise could take over for the

10:48

older woman Kate and I

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love. I really liked her, even though how

10:55

did you describe Kate? Say

10:59

it again? No, she's

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a confusing age, is she not? She's

11:10

thirty seven, She's like somewhere in

11:12

there right now? Um okay,

11:17

because I thought she was thirty

11:19

nine, So it's not totally off. I just

11:21

met older compared to the

11:23

cast, Like I feel like she seemed

11:26

like the mature one of the group. Right

11:28

to me, it felt like she had aged

11:31

out of wanting to deal with these people,

11:33

which is I think why she was like I'm done, which

11:36

is why I think season seven went so like

11:38

it just kind of blew up because like she had

11:40

no patience for like dumb bros

11:43

like being dicks, and like,

11:45

you know, had that relationship with Captain Lee

11:47

that was like solid, you could not funk

11:50

with them. Yeah, I

11:52

agree, I agree. I feel like I related

11:54

to her, hate her like impatience

11:57

for it almost retriggered

11:59

in the season this episode three, when all

12:02

those twenties something's came on board,

12:05

I was like, oh, kill

12:07

me. I think the timeline for yachties

12:09

is similar to like say an NFL player, you

12:12

know, like if you're thirty seven, that's

12:14

like, wow, what, congrats

12:17

for an incredible career. And

12:19

then there's just like the odd like forty

12:21

two year old you know Boston,

12:23

and you're like, oh, are you

12:26

still getting up every day? And

12:28

that's the way that Eddie talks about it, like

12:30

he doesn't he wants to go home early the first

12:32

night at party because he's thirty five

12:36

and that's not even old like but

12:39

but my whole thing is like why don't any

12:41

of them want to become a captain, Like

12:43

we've never seen anyone age into a captain.

12:46

We saw Jay Wow

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j jo Oo. As you guys

12:50

known, but we call him Jay. Wow. He did

12:53

eventually become a captain. He was from the Med season

12:55

and has been captaining

12:58

small boats. Yeah, Malia's Fleakingna,

13:00

she wants to be like a captain. Sandy. Those

13:02

are both Med people, okay,

13:05

And um, you know Eddie is the captain

13:07

of a towboat tug boat, a

13:09

tug boat tug boat that tows

13:12

boats. Right, I

13:14

just I just mean Lee's style,

13:17

you know, Like I just mean in the energy

13:19

of and Sandy who I

13:21

like Sandy. She's just so

13:23

much what happens live during this quarantine and I was

13:25

glad to see her. That interesting, That

13:27

is interesting. Where do you go from

13:30

like thirty five to forty five

13:32

before you're a captain? Because

13:36

yeah, you gotta be. He wants to

13:38

hear it from some whipper snapper like,

13:41

that's dope, I'm the cap Yeah

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we parked rat. Dude. You

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I think you become one of those

13:50

people that they don't show, like the first

13:53

mate or whatever, as when you're like in

13:55

that weird back room that they refused to film

13:57

because you don't exist. You're

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just like in charge and we'll stop

14:02

the boat from sinking. But God, forbid

14:05

if they show you even for a second camera

14:08

ready,

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although once or twice I have noted

14:13

that they were fuckable, and

14:15

so I do wonder what happened.

14:17

But you gotta develop a complex

14:20

if when you're doing your job,

14:22

Like every time there's a camera like

14:24

that, you see it, the person goes, oh no,

14:29

that's got to sleep in. Or

14:32

there's a lot of that footage on the cutting

14:34

room floor, like like it's

14:36

a lot of like first mate cut

14:39

it out like loggers, like putting

14:42

where they catch the ugos. They're

14:44

not they're not a cast, but it's like bandard

14:47

comp rules a lot, right, Like you see rando

14:49

waitresses walking around and you're

14:51

like, who is that? You're like, now, so

14:57

okay, My last question, who

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has been her favorite cast

15:01

member ever? Kate

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is that unpopular? I just like her.

15:07

I like that she starts ship, but she also kind

15:09

of feel bad for her. I don't know, she

15:11

seems that maybe I relate. That's

15:14

the thing. It's like, as a full human,

15:17

you have to go with Kate because

15:20

she's so smart and so quick and so funny

15:22

and so pretty and she's just like got

15:24

everything. Where you like other characters

15:26

because they make dumb decisions or like they

15:29

broke the toe. Yeah,

15:31

yeah, yeah, very dumb ship. I also I

15:34

really like Captain Sandy. I

15:36

just like her because she's she seems

15:39

so calm for the most of it. Like Lee kind

15:41

of gets triggered quite like he'll be like,

15:43

oh yeah, whatever

15:45

it is, like sound always like,

15:47

oh, wife the duck with yoururette,

15:51

all right, uncle Lee. But

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Sandy doesn't. When she goes there, I'm

15:56

excited to see her go there because it's

15:58

not like all the time I'm in my opinion,

16:01

Yeah, we're really season

16:03

five or season I guess she's

16:05

been in four seasons so far, but

16:08

like you could tell, like season four Sandy

16:10

was like when the actors and

16:13

the production gets more money,

16:15

you know, like that year where it turns out

16:17

they get like a three year contract and then

16:20

they come in and they got some new swagger. That's

16:23

Sandy this year for sure.

16:25

Yeah. I like to play that,

16:29

And that's the game I like to play. If you watch

16:31

like even if you watch Scream,

16:34

if you watch a movie from the nineties

16:36

of the early two thousand's and you look at like

16:38

Nev Campbell's teeth and then you go,

16:40

oh, those are her old teeth and then you like

16:43

shoot to another movie late in the two

16:45

thousand's, you're like, she got new teeth. It's like everyone

16:48

who starts as the same with real housewives, their

16:50

makeup gets more. Although I will say

16:52

Salt Lake City started strong

16:55

and hard with that beat on their face. I

16:57

was like Jesus Christ as I brought

17:00

think they were already like they were waiting

17:03

for their show. Can I can? I tell you my favorite set

17:05

of new teeth is uh boy,

17:07

Gerard Carmichael, season

17:10

two of The Carmichael Show.

17:12

Check it out. It's remarkable.

17:16

Wow, I love I love

17:18

like the like the Pete Davidson Veneers,

17:21

Like you're like, okay, the

17:24

best you can spot new teeth

17:26

in someone's career. If they have

17:28

new teeth, they're doing good. Like

17:31

they're like, all ship, did you get

17:33

a dude too? You got a cap? Someone

17:35

whitened them because there are some god

17:38

awful shades of bones. Yeah,

17:40

there's actually I can see it like in my

17:42

family photos, like you

17:44

can see like when my dad kind of like made

17:47

some money in his life because it's

17:49

all like Jankee Jankye teeth jenk

17:51

and then all sudden he's like boom, like

17:55

like smiling, like I don't even

17:57

know, like it was a movie star something like

17:59

it was just like a dude, what what? Like it's

18:01

so obvious. It's like the second you

18:03

get those teeth done, you're like, yes,

18:07

look at me. Yeah, I

18:09

remember, not wrong. My first really

18:12

good year in comedy, my brother was living

18:14

in Bogata and the thing that's really cheap

18:16

in Bogata is leather

18:18

products. And

18:21

so like Lara and I went both

18:23

down. We both bought like these sick ass leather jackets

18:25

for a hundred bucks each. You know, it was like

18:28

it was really great deal. Anyway, came back and

18:30

then I saw the Lucas. Brother called me

18:32

out and was like, as they started taking

18:35

success leather jacket because

18:39

everybody gets a leather jacket, yeah

18:42

that. I was like, well,

18:45

you're not wrong, yeah, focus. Well I had adult

18:47

braces and I called them adult braces

18:49

because I paid for them myself. I got him

18:51

when I was twenty one. I was a dancer and I

18:54

was like, I gotta kick it. And I was

18:56

doing Second City and stuff in Chicago, and I was like, I

18:58

gotta kick these teeth and the idea, Yeah,

19:01

and I got braces and I got traditional.

19:03

They were like doing hi busil line. I was like, nah,

19:06

like right here, I wanted I want them to I

19:09

was doing improv. It didn't matter. I

19:11

was young. It was like whatever, it doesn't matter. But

19:13

like now that you can

19:15

see the pictures to your point, Anna, like

19:18

you can see the pictures of me going like

19:21

that, and then all of a sudden it's like, hey, yeah,

19:24

you guys all see what teeth? Yeah, And it's

19:26

like yeah, I just yeah, that's

19:28

why I noticed teeth. Also,

19:31

yeah, you have great teeth, both of you. Thank

19:33

you. I had a kind of adults braces

19:36

you do? You had aces up until

19:38

I had them into my first year freshman

19:41

year of college. I had them late And how

19:44

long? How many years did you have them? Like two

19:46

or three years? I got them got conned

19:49

by like a con man orthodonist

19:53

who like pulled this con on her old

19:55

neighborhood where yeah,

19:57

she had she had braces

20:00

for like three times as long she

20:02

had braces for like three years or whatever. Um,

20:05

I don't know how long you're supposed to have braces, It depends

20:07

on your year. Two braces

20:12

for fucking ever. And then it

20:14

was like revealed that this guy was just

20:17

like shady. Oh he just kept

20:19

so she just for years of her life she had unnecessary

20:22

braces. Jesus, do you imagine?

20:25

All right, I think that's a good point. We just started our show,

20:28

okay, so yeah, we continue

20:30

this episode with Charlie scolding

20:33

Shay in the back room or like one of

20:35

the downstairs were being like, you have embarrassed

20:38

me. That was so embarrassing,

20:40

and she's like, you know, embarrassing, that was very

20:42

me. And I'm like, I would argue

20:44

that everything Charlie has done thus

20:47

far is embarrassing. Like

20:49

he's embarrassing himself. It's not like Shay

20:51

having a freak out when she was drunk. Is

20:54

that embarrassing? I don't know. And then he basically

20:56

like stay in here, like he like tries to lock

20:58

her in a room. Nonsense,

21:02

Absolutely, it was h

21:04

Yeah. I mean went listen as a former

21:06

server bartender, the

21:09

condescending way Charles

21:11

Charlie whatever. Then we're calling him the

21:13

condescending way. He goes and like

21:16

i'll serve this, will serve the food,

21:18

We'll do. It's just like that energy of

21:20

thinking you know better than everyone makes me want

21:22

to throw you over the boat. Yeah,

21:25

I agree, it's absurd. You

21:27

know what would be great is if they all

21:29

let him do it. If every member

21:32

of the crew said yes, you could do our job

21:34

and then they just left the boat.

21:37

The thanks

21:42

so much gets tips. That

21:48

tip was crazy. Those

21:50

tips are crazy. We know why

21:53

because he was playing a character and

21:57

also it's his third time, so he knows the

21:59

game. If you've watched any of

22:01

these episodes, you know you no matter

22:03

what they do, you got to leave a tip because your

22:06

people are usually on here promoting some business.

22:09

Yeah. Yeah, and

22:11

you get a discount

22:13

for being on the show. Basically, you

22:15

don't pay full price of what you would pay if you

22:17

were. But this guy probably you

22:19

know, from what it seems like, they had like

22:22

a dropout or something and then like he

22:24

did them a favor. It was like maybe

22:26

a last minute thing. I probably probably paid nothing.

22:29

Well, okay, so remember that tweet I

22:31

post. Someone tweeted at us that Charlie was actually

22:33

one of the below Deck producers and

22:36

that's and he fills in when they have a dropout.

22:39

And I just thought it was funny, so I retweeted

22:41

it, and then I posted on our Instagram and

22:43

it got picked up by like below deck,

22:46

I don't know news or whatever

22:48

like podcast.

22:51

Well, yeah, I tweeted it. We don't

22:53

have a lot of followers on our Instagram. It was like maybe a

22:55

little less than two hundred, nothing crazy,

22:58

but it got like swooped as like an news article.

23:01

And also people are writing articles and

23:03

being like so this person claims he's this,

23:05

but really he's this. It's just like it

23:07

was such nonsense. I was like, how is this a scoop?

23:10

Like it's someone too. I posted a

23:12

screenshot of a tweet that

23:14

has no back, like no facts,

23:16

we don't know anything. I was just like l O l hot

23:19

tea. And then like someone

23:21

wrote an article about it, like someone

23:23

treated this. But it turns out he just like has

23:26

worked with Bravo in the past, like because

23:28

he works in PR. And it's

23:30

like, yeah, yeah, I can't believe

23:32

anyone even like took this as like true facts,

23:35

Like I didn't know did that blow up our

23:37

Instagram? Do we have? Like no, it

23:39

didn't at all. They just read posted us

23:42

and then we're like facts, And then

23:44

everyone started attacking the person who reposted

23:46

us for like posting lies. I guess I don't

23:48

know. I was like, this is so silly that we got scooped.

23:52

Let me say this, it's not silly

23:54

anymore because of Q and on

23:57

Yeah, I believe anything gets

23:59

taken through now based on that's

24:03

garbage. Like you're like, oh,

24:05

I mean, why do people think he's a producer

24:07

on below deck? Well, because people

24:09

think, um, the Democrats are eating

24:11

children and drinking their like

24:14

it's insane, the

24:16

whole thing, and they're obviously parallel. Yeah,

24:19

as we always have to say on

24:21

here, we love our Q and on listeners,

24:25

you guys will believe fucking anything,

24:27

and so there's no better person to have as

24:29

a fan. Um. And if you don't

24:32

buy our merch actually your grammatize

24:34

on Thanksgiving, I just want to say I

24:37

respect and love all our

24:39

listener p I s private investigators who

24:41

send us stuff like that, So keep sending it

24:43

to us. I'll keep posting it. We'll see what we can

24:46

influence in this. Yeah,

24:48

I mean, I love ship like that. I want

24:50

them to send it to me to just for fun at

24:55

yeah a tall

24:58

tag me. I want to hear all of it.

25:00

So of course, Okay, So whatever the

25:02

crew hates this charter, they're out of their minds.

25:05

I do love that James is like already

25:07

like creeping on Francesca and being like,

25:09

so, are you gonna hook up with anyone here? And she's like, I

25:11

don't know me maybe, and he's like,

25:14

Francisca the British

25:16

accent, let me, let me taste the inside

25:18

of you. She's fit and

25:20

shag able, very shackable, which

25:22

I'm like, that's all I've heard James

25:25

say. I don't think James says

25:27

anything else. It's either someone

25:29

is fit or that he can fuck them.

25:32

He really does say fit a lot. And even

25:34

for a British person, it's

25:36

a lot. It's it's a lot. I

25:39

mean, And I've watched a lot of British

25:41

elevigion. What's British

25:43

for fun boys? I

25:45

can find out to find out, yeah,

25:47

because I know that boy toy

25:50

in England is toy boy?

25:53

Oh is it? So?

25:56

I don't know if that means he's a boy fuck. I think

25:58

he's a boy fuck. Yeah, all right, it is uh

26:01

what is it? It's the next day

26:03

on the boat Blessings.

26:06

Yeah, the guests are finally leaving and there

26:08

oh we have a classic below

26:11

deck moment. At this point they

26:13

are docking the boat and they are pretending

26:16

it's gonna be dangerous. It's so

26:18

hard. Oh no, anything could go

26:20

wrong, millions of dollars in damage.

26:22

It's gonna probably the boat

26:25

sink immediately. Everyone will die.

26:28

Okay, Okay,

26:30

I mean this guy was acting like

26:32

Lee's acting like it's the Titanic

26:35

hitting an iceberg. Get off, inside,

26:38

get off. It's like, it's

26:41

okay, you know what I mean. Also, girls

26:43

inside, I

26:44

know, I'm pretty sure we're

26:46

called radio side even I like, I've watched

26:49

so much of the show that I could work at like, you

26:51

know, very low key on this boat of like guys,

26:55

but hopefully we asked

26:57

for radio silence. Okay,

27:00

this just in fun. Boys

27:02

are called shaggers. Shag

27:05

is I think

27:07

that's different

27:09

shaggers. Yeah, that makes sense. Call

27:13

me a shagger. Okay, So that's

27:15

you, guys, because that was a classic.

27:18

We're going to dock the boat and guess what. Everything

27:20

turns out fine. You know what you gotta

27:22

do. You gotta drink chug

27:24

a chugga. That's our chug a

27:26

Chugga sound bit where we make

27:29

everyone drink at least once an episode because

27:31

goddamn ship always happens where they're

27:33

like it's a tight spot. We don't

27:35

know if we'll make it, and then it always turns

27:38

out fine within like ten seconds. Like two

27:40

episodes in, they've hit one pylon.

27:43

Yeah, one pylon. Let

27:45

me ask you this just really quick, talking

27:48

about the Charlie situation, the

27:50

whole crew's first experience with this

27:52

dude, right, like they were all warned

27:54

about from that high maintenance.

27:57

But so that's what almost made

27:59

it even better that he returned, that he

28:01

was like ruining yet

28:03

another crew. Yeah, for

28:06

sure, Like the last time he was

28:08

here. We talked about this a little last episode.

28:10

But Josiah, who was

28:13

the only Kate match that Kate's

28:15

ever had. Yeah, they

28:17

made him like put on a speed Oh, they like making

28:19

people put on speedos. Yeah,

28:22

and you know he had like a breakdown because he

28:24

was like, it's the gym gaze from

28:26

my childhood bullying. Yeah,

28:29

he was triggered by them. Yeah.

28:33

Also, I don't think James was that hot

28:36

that I don't like. I

28:38

don't

28:39

like this

28:43

strange I

28:46

James on the After Show and his

28:48

personality is like it's

28:51

just non existent. He shot after show

28:53

is the worst show they

28:55

Okay about the After Show real quick, Um,

28:58

you know I watched the next day on the Bravo

29:00

app, as I know a lot of people

29:03

do. They do not have watched What Happens

29:05

Live up until two days later,

29:08

and so what they have in its

29:11

place are clips from

29:13

the night before, So you can watch the

29:15

whole interview, but you have to watch it in clips

29:17

that they do not play successively, so

29:19

you have to keep going back and playing a new

29:21

clip, and then going back and playing a new clip.

29:24

And these people are

29:26

the two most boring people I've

29:28

ever heard in my whole life. And

29:31

then they asked them they played dumb, irrelevant

29:33

games, and then they bring on idiots

29:35

from around the country to be on camera for

29:37

no reason and ask them dumb

29:40

fucking questions. And I don't

29:43

know why they do it. I want

29:45

to produce that are

29:48

you talking about? Watch what Happens? Watch

29:50

what Happens Live? Because

29:53

there's also the after show. What the

29:55

funk are you talking about? Well, they've

29:58

like combined it now the watch would Happen Live?

30:00

After it it's just the after show. There's

30:03

also the cast of all the shows.

30:06

There's an after show that's not What What Happens

30:08

Live that they sit and just talk kind

30:10

of about what happened. Oh I

30:13

don't know. I didn't see that. Oh

30:15

yeah, there's there's it's only digital and

30:18

it's on the app, so you'll see it when you

30:20

watch, Like, if you go on the app and

30:22

watch Bravo, you'll see right below it has

30:24

an aftershow with like three of the cast. Oh

30:27

that's right. I don't like people

30:30

prove I'm an idiot. You

30:33

came in here, you said I'm doing my

30:35

show badly, and I couldn't agree

30:38

with you more I am.

30:40

I have a hole in my heart

30:44

in your hat, you know what, Nick, I think this is fun

30:47

of me. Right now, I'm taking a quick break so

30:49

you can steam and we'll be right back. You

30:51

guys after these quick messages b RB

30:58

and we're back, Nick, are you still steaming?

31:02

I will continue this episode

31:04

only because I am contractually obligated

31:06

to. Yeah, well we should keep it moving, all

31:08

right. So the guests are finally leaving,

31:11

and then Captain Lee let's Francesco know that

31:13

Izzy's going to deck, which is great because

31:15

Izzy moves fucking slower than molasses.

31:18

She's so it annoys me

31:20

how slow she is. I can't imagine,

31:22

can't I can't the dirtiness of

31:24

that laundry room in the cabinets, and the fact

31:26

that she had no speed on that

31:29

at all and nothing had been I would kill

31:31

her. Yeah, and she's too into her vibrator.

31:35

She's very into her vibrator. Yeah.

31:38

I think that's interesting because it's the first time

31:40

ever we've had a switch between departments,

31:43

Like we've never had that before. Well,

31:46

we have had people doing

31:48

jobs for an extended period of time, like who

31:51

was it who had a sush chef from the debt grew

31:54

for seven episodes? Oh

31:56

wait no, because Anastasia was a stupid

31:58

but Mila was a weird homophobe

32:00

idiot, so they got rid of her and

32:03

a station character of all time. She's my

32:05

favorite opposite of Jesus.

32:08

Yeah, they brought her in and then they made Travis

32:10

her sush chef because he had worked in like

32:13

kitchens on boats before, to help

32:15

her out because she like Travis

32:17

the drunk. Yes, I

32:21

hope he's doing okay. Oh he

32:23

was a big old slapped an a station.

32:27

Oh my god, he slapped

32:29

her. I remember when they were like

32:31

out. He was drunk and she had her head down

32:34

like she was started dating. I

32:37

slapped her yes, well

32:40

he tried to date Hannah, and Hannah was like triggered

32:43

by how much. Yeah, from that season two

32:45

people needed to go to jail. He needed to go to jail. And

32:47

the guy who picked up Anastasia

32:49

by her waist, that was Madison

32:52

on Sailing. Oh, that was Madison.

32:54

They're very similar looking, just like the

32:59

kind of looks Miller. Yeah, he

33:01

Nick has no idea where he is right now. They're

33:03

all I don't know. I

33:06

don't know who they are. All I know

33:08

is that some of them are South African, some

33:10

of them are Australian, some of them are British,

33:13

and some of them are American. Yeah that's true.

33:15

Okay, Well we do learn that they

33:17

got a twenty five

33:19

thousand dollar tips. I

33:22

mean I was not expecting that. Well,

33:24

that's what you don't pay. And you

33:26

want to come back, I know, and your

33:28

producer for Blood you're

33:32

and you're an executive producer, and

33:34

you like the thing that sticks about that

33:36

that charter. Yeah, that charter was

33:39

the one friend of the primary who

33:42

asked for the omelet with Hard Parmesan.

33:47

It was just such a weird element. It was like,

33:50

I went Hard Parmesan, I was like

33:52

that's a firm cheese. There's nowhere

33:54

else to go with it. Like, so

33:57

you don't want fake parmesan, Yeah,

34:00

you don't want craft grated parts.

34:03

What do you what are you asking for? I think that's probably

34:05

what they meant. Probably

34:08

because they don't know what

34:10

craft parmesan is. They

34:12

think, Yeah, they just never thought

34:14

about that. It also comes because I don't know what it

34:17

comes from. I know all graded parmesan

34:19

that comes that way has an extra ingredient that

34:21

keeps it separated. You know,

34:23

it's like something hard to pronounce.

34:26

And uh, it comes

34:28

with any Any grated cheese

34:31

has a weird chemical in it keep

34:33

it from coagulating. I heard it has like

34:35

wood chips in it or something, but I don't know. I

34:38

don't think that's

34:39

true. I

34:42

don't know. I grew up very Italian. My

34:44

grandparents always had a brick

34:46

of parm that they never

34:49

they shredded them. They grated it themselves

34:51

like a little and put it in like a peanuts

34:54

like panners.

34:59

But I have parmesan in my fridge.

35:01

I'll check the ingredients before we get out of here. Yeah,

35:04

check that also. Have you ever been to one of those

35:06

like restaurants? Where they make the pasta on

35:08

the cheese wheel. They like put

35:11

the hot pasta and like put sauce

35:13

on a cheese wheel and mix it up in there

35:15

so the cheese gets off and then they serve it

35:18

and then they like clean off the cheese area

35:20

and then do it again with the next dish. No,

35:23

No, is that an olive garden where I

35:26

think it's quite fancy. I haven't

35:28

done it personally, but I saw it on TV a couple

35:31

of times and I've been obsessed

35:33

with it. That's like tableside

35:35

gas, I know. And it's like you can tell him,

35:37

like keep it on longer and you get more cheese,

35:40

you know, ship all right? Something

35:42

else. I don't remember what restaurants are, like, I

35:44

couldn't. I can't speak to this. Oh

35:46

for sure, I haven't been

35:50

well. Okay, So yeah, is he's

35:53

trying to switch to deck asap, but

35:55

Francesco is not letting her. And Elizabeth.

35:58

I love Elizabeth because she's like I just like handle

36:00

the negative energy coming from Issy

36:02

and Francesca. Where

36:06

is her storyline gonna go? I

36:08

can't wait. I think she's going to try and like, fuck

36:10

James, you think she's going to try to function. I

36:12

think it's gonna be a love triangle between Francesca,

36:15

Elizabeth and James, don't you. Yeah?

36:17

I like that. Yeah, I think. So what's

36:21

the surface, so cal Shane

36:24

or Sunshine Shane. What if she gets with Shane

36:27

and then they just have conversations about literally

36:29

absolutely nothing. No one's going to like

36:31

crystals fall out everywhere. Yeah, it's

36:33

impossible to get with Shane because Shane

36:36

doesn't. Shane definitely comes crystals.

36:39

Yeah. Yeah, he's a Rose

36:41

Cords comer. Wait,

36:45

so when did they start calling him Sunshine? Because

36:47

it became more evident in three.

36:50

In the second episode, Eddie

36:53

calls him Sunshine to Captain Lee for

36:55

the first time. Got it, Okay, I

36:57

feel like it's such a hack nickname, like

37:00

actually made me mad. Captain Lee loved

37:02

it. Yeah, Like he stopped,

37:04

he stopped everything he said Sunshine.

37:07

He stopped. He's like, wait, Sunshine, and

37:10

he goes like, oh, Captain

37:12

Lee is theoretically

37:14

hack like the ship sets.

37:17

But Eddie, Eddie's the absolutelyst

37:19

Eddie thinks he's Jim Carrey. So do

37:23

the impression nick, Oh it's

37:26

me Eddie? Oh hell are you can?

37:29

I gonna suggestion from the audience firs Eddie

37:33

in a nutshell. I hate it and

37:35

it sucks that Rachel is the female

37:38

Eddie as well. Look

37:40

at my melons Like I was like,

37:42

oh, this is just a crew of but

37:46

actually no, because Captain Lee when they

37:48

were like docking and it was like drama and

37:50

the girls were like kept going on the radio, he was

37:53

like, you couldn't drive a straight pin

37:55

up my ass with a ten pounds sledgehammer.

37:58

And I'm like, what are you talking about out

38:01

what does that have to do with the docking. When

38:03

I heard him say that, so okay, let

38:05

me just be clear, Bravo's on in

38:08

my life. Okay, so a lot of times

38:10

I watched episodes twice I

38:13

like to take him in again. I'm the

38:15

girl who will watch a Real Housewives do

38:17

again, but a lot.

38:20

But what I heard when

38:22

he said that was that's what would

38:24

happen to him if they hit the boat.

38:29

I didn't register that he was talking

38:31

about their like docking stuff.

38:35

I was like, Oh, he's going to pin up his jerk.

38:39

He's going to shove a pin up my ass well,

38:41

like he was gonna like take it in the ass, Like financially,

38:45

that's how I like sledge hammered

38:47

his ask financial makes sense. So when

38:49

you just said yours makes way more sense

38:51

because I was like, what doesn't even to make any sense?

38:55

He speaks don't make sense.

38:58

They're hacked. They are You're like, what, yeah,

39:00

okay, Like here's why I

39:02

would thrive on below deck and I wouldn't

39:04

thrive on below deck because I would look at Eddie in

39:07

his eyes and I'd be like, we don't do remember

39:09

the Titans references here to

39:11

come up with a better You're making

39:14

yourself a goddamn fool. Yeah,

39:16

that would be my things the whole time. My confession.

39:19

I would be like, no sarcasm. I'd

39:21

be like, hey, can we do some rewrites

39:23

on this? We do a little brainstorm

39:25

session on the jokes tomorrow.

39:27

That's what Sunshine should have said. He should

39:29

be like, you gotta you gotta get someone to write this

39:32

ship for you or I don't know, maybe go

39:34

back to the room because that would have piste

39:36

Eddie off and he would actually have been hurt by

39:38

that. I don't know, writers like you could

39:40

tell Edie is the type of person who has like

39:43

unnecessary amount of like confidence,

39:46

like in that regard like hitting his comedy.

39:49

He's like really like, I'm funny. I'm

39:51

actually really funny, and you're like, well, yeah,

39:54

you're. Yeah, you

39:57

can't take sarcas if you're gonna take it on this

39:59

crew. First of all, that's not sarcasm.

40:02

That's passive aggressive behavior,

40:05

which sarcasm has a flare

40:07

of funny and you don't have no. Yeah,

40:12

Eddie is a piece of work. I also

40:14

love that any time like he starts to look

40:16

like a fool, he gets so angry,

40:18

like he just gets so heated because he's

40:21

like falling off a jet skin into the water

40:23

and he's just like You're like,

40:26

you're like when Rocky told

40:29

everyone they had fucked, he got

40:31

so mad and he denied it and he became

40:34

a criminal. Yeah. How

40:37

tall is Eddie? How how tall? Clap him?

40:40

Because I feel a short guy? Six?

40:43

Yes, I was gonna say five six as well. That's

40:45

my guess. If you don't have the facts,

40:47

I would say I would say five six seven. I

40:50

would say he lies about his height

40:52

by an inch or two. Okay, Well, Kate

40:55

is supposedly five four,

40:58

Okay, Eddie is six

41:00

ft six inches. That's

41:02

the basketball player. I just looked it up. Yeah,

41:10

I know. It came up with six six two and then I looked

41:12

at the Wikipedia and it's a basketball player. Now it says

41:14

here thirty five year old. Uh he's

41:16

five eight according to height

41:19

dot com. No, I think he's he's

41:22

six. Everyone else is fucking

41:25

huge. Then he's

41:27

got five to energy. Yeah.

41:31

Yeah. Speaking

41:35

of small guys, we learned

41:37

Rachel has a boyfriend and she keeps calling

41:40

him little guy. They met at an Indian restaurant

41:42

restaurant in Monaco, Monico, Monaco.

41:45

I'm losing it in Monaco, and

41:47

she's like, and then this guy. I was in

41:49

this restaurant and this little guy came up

41:51

to me and next thing, you know, like, she's

41:54

my boyfriend. It was so weirds, Like, little guy,

41:56

what are you talking about? You have a little boyfriend?

42:00

I guess, so what do you carry him around

42:02

a or what do you mean?

42:04

Little? And

42:08

I make all his food for him. When

42:10

they showed the photos, he did look smaller

42:12

than her, which was about this

42:15

much. I check. Yeah, it

42:17

makes sense. I'm sorry,

42:19

Monaco, I know, I

42:23

prefer Monaco. I prefer

42:25

Okay, that's got to replacea

42:29

Lalla nick called La la Halla.

42:32

You're right, I deserve that Monaco

42:35

Isna

42:39

is totally the new Lalla this time of year. I can't

42:42

believe I said that. Sag

42:44

Minaco though, sounds like you're

42:46

a rich person trying to be smart're

42:50

like, oh, we just went to Monaco. It's

42:53

Monica and you didn't go there. I

42:56

could never afford that. I'm

42:59

going to Yah week in Monocco. Why

43:03

to Monico? What do you do there? I

43:05

mean Morocco Monica,

43:09

I think she said because she she lives and works

43:11

in Monica when she's not Mirico. This

43:20

is the point where she ordered a Soco. This

43:25

is literally the point where is he's like, my boyfriend's

43:27

my vibrators like us

43:30

trying to pronounce Minocco. Is

43:32

When is the point in the podcast that everyone

43:35

turned it off? Yeah yeah, they're like enough of this bullshit.

43:39

Well I'm clearly not learning anything

43:42

here. Back to my Spanish

43:45

tapes. Oh my god, I do

43:47

like that when Eddie's going over a bunch

43:49

of stuff with the deck team, like is he knows absolutely

43:52

everything and Shane gets everything wrong.

43:54

And then James does not say a word

43:56

because he only talks when he's commenting

43:59

if a woman is fit, he

44:02

good he's kind of

44:04

annoying James, Yeah,

44:07

but would you look yeah?

44:11

Sagger guys

44:14

got to be another word for that. Check boy.

44:17

So little going on. His expressions

44:20

are so empty, Like in the after show

44:22

his expressions were so empty over everything

44:25

that I was like, this guy's got nothing

44:27

going on. Just

44:30

the fun. He's like, I'm on holiday, You're

44:32

not on holiday. Yeah.

44:39

Something I have to keep reminding

44:42

myself and Anna and other people

44:44

who are watching this is that these people

44:48

are not smart people. They

44:51

didn't get this job. There's so many people that

44:53

were like, how did you get this job? They're like,

44:55

well I wrote to a boat company

44:57

that I was willing to do it and

45:00

they said come beyond it. And

45:03

every time there's multiple people who've never done

45:05

it before. You don't have to do anything. You're

45:07

just like, am I revolting to look

45:09

at No? Great? I

45:11

can do it. But they're so stupid

45:14

and their motivations are like they don't even

45:17

know what they are and they're so because they're just dumb.

45:19

Well they're just running from something, yes,

45:22

right, Well, I feel like every Australian

45:24

that has been on the Below Decks franchise,

45:28

they're always like, just got to get out of Australia.

45:30

God, and I've met like personal

45:33

story, went to Hawaii to a breakup

45:36

alone because

45:38

I wanted to sell it to get a route back. Um no,

45:40

I had a free ticket, so I went. But I met

45:42

an Australian guy and he kept saying

45:44

that Australian women are awful and he wants

45:47

to get out of Australia. But it's like what I

45:49

always fear from Australians. It's

45:51

so bizarre. I always heard growing up

45:53

that Australian women loved American

45:56

men. Yeah, and

45:58

and Australian men love them. They just

46:00

don't like each other. Interesting,

46:04

No wonder those awesome chicks want to be like I'll

46:07

work out a yat. No

46:09

wonder. Most most of the country

46:12

is uninhabitable. Well,

46:14

all right, it's the next charter meeting with Eddie,

46:16

Francesca Rachel and Captain Lee. Okay,

46:19

we learned a bunch of twenties. Some things are coming

46:21

on and the primary's names are Dax

46:23

and Max. Dax Nittolo and

46:26

Max Gilliam. Location Westlake

46:28

Village, California Village

46:33

for Dax and thousand

46:35

Oaks for Max. Okay, you

46:38

get their likes and dislikes. Dax

46:40

and Max are best friends from childhood

46:43

who put together this charter to have an unforgettable

46:46

vacation with their group of closest

46:48

friends. Dax is a surfer who

46:50

runs his own business. Yeah, and

46:54

Max is the star quarterback

46:57

at University of Nevada Las Vegas.

47:00

Me boy, oh boy. They're

47:03

bringing along their closest inner circle.

47:05

Of course, they are bringing along some

47:07

people they haven't met, starting with Sabrina,

47:10

who is Dax's girlfriend of three years.

47:13

He's cheated on you, Nicole, who

47:15

is Max's girlfriend and a graduate

47:17

student also being cheated on. And

47:21

Dreana, Max's sister and an executive

47:23

account manager in finance. All

47:25

right, Luke, I believe that they're twenty

47:27

two. I love it when they give twenty two year old job

47:30

titles. Yeah, what am

47:32

I? You're not doing anything?

47:34

Their parents paid for this trip English

47:38

lit. That's what all should say.

47:40

They're major, Luke

47:42

a high school friend. And I can't read this whole

47:44

sentence, but it ends with the word valet.

47:47

Is one of them a valet? Yeah?

47:50

Why would you include that? Self

47:53

employed? He probably

47:56

didn't see everyone else's. Kayla

47:58

is a waitress and in me as a ski

48:00

instructor. So they have kid jobs.

48:04

Yeah, they have like summer jobs. You don't

48:06

need to tell me you're an executive account manager

48:09

in finance. You're

48:11

not executive. Yeah. No,

48:14

anyway, that's our crew and

48:17

the one main thing we know is that they want sushi

48:19

on a naked model, and that gives

48:22

Rachel a k female

48:24

Jim Carrey the opportunity to say fish

48:27

on fish. How many millions

48:29

of years would it have taken for you to request

48:32

that? I would never have. I

48:34

would never even think that's a thing. I would

48:36

never consider it. No. Look, it

48:39

was in Sex in the City, the first movie. You

48:42

know what I mean. But I nothing bothers

48:45

me more than taking like raw food

48:47

off of skin. It

48:49

doesn't make sense. You know what else? I don't

48:51

need a boner? Oh

48:54

my god, why do I need

48:56

a bone? But I

48:58

don't need my boyfriend? Exact but I don't

49:00

need my boyfriend is

49:04

terrible. Yeah, well that

49:06

is going to happen soon. Well

49:09

okay. At one point,

49:12

James says that he's a traffic manager

49:14

back home in England, which is is

49:16

that the guy was just standing in the road. That's

49:18

like guiding people. No, what

49:22

the club he said he was a manager, but

49:25

I thought he worked at a claw. I thought he said

49:27

he was a traffic manager. And it's always

49:29

really rainy, so he's like happy to be

49:31

like where he's at on a boat. No,

49:33

he said it was something very very

49:36

blue collar, like extremely

49:38

crazy blue collar, like he worked

49:41

as a traffic cone or something like.

49:44

It was even worse like whatever it was,

49:47

it was like a job I didn't even know existing.

49:50

I think it's the guy that stands on the road and it's like,

49:53

I think that's

49:56

insane. That's

49:58

all he does. This is what I'm saying. It's like, how

50:00

long are you going to have that? What? That's

50:03

not who you are? You know who you are. You're

50:05

more importantly the guy who probably

50:08

busted a guy's head opened in a bar fight.

50:11

There is no way he is so he's

50:13

so low key. He just all he thinks

50:16

about is women being fit.

50:19

I'm realizing as we're talking about the episode

50:21

that I heard things wrong almost

50:24

about everything that was. I

50:26

was like, No, I was in a nightclub. Don't mean

50:28

he study manages his lingo?

50:31

Confused? Did you look?

50:35

Oh yeah, why would that come up? Who's writing an

50:38

article about that's your editor,

50:40

I have a new or about what

50:42

James does. They

50:45

did have it, but then they also in the same article

50:48

said that Hannah had a baby, Hannah

50:51

White baby, so I'm uninterested. Okay,

50:54

well, all right. They all go out to dinner

50:57

and James is like pounding drinks

51:00

because he's so happy to not be like guiding traffic

51:03

and he's on holiday.

51:06

And James says he's a Gemini and that

51:08

he's too faced, and Elizabeth's like, I've

51:10

dated geminis in the past and it's a red

51:13

flag, but I still find him attractive,

51:15

so whatever. And then everyone wants

51:17

to go home after dinner because I guess everyone's

51:19

just old. But then James is so

51:22

bummed, and Loki I was bummed.

51:24

I was like, why don't you guys want a party? That's where like

51:26

the good ship happens. But then

51:28

yeah, they just decided to go back and James

51:32

is like, aren't we here to party? And everyone's

51:34

like, no, you're here to work. A couple

51:36

of things when the Gemini think

51:38

came up. When a man knows

51:41

about his sign but tries to dog

51:43

a girl who like believes in it, I'm

51:46

calling bullshit. That guy reads his horsecope.

51:49

How did he know he was too faced? I mean, other

51:51

than whoever he is. I've dated geminis.

51:53

They suck. Just kidding. I don't like, but

51:59

I'm I'm sure no, no, no, yeah. But

52:02

I will say I did go on a date once where

52:04

this guy was like, oh, so something

52:07

about astrology. I go, oh, yeah, yeah yeah, and I started

52:09

talking about me and he goes, oh, you're not one of those smart

52:12

girls who believes in magic, are you? And

52:14

I was like, in my head immediately went you'll

52:16

never touch my naked butt. It okay,

52:18

well that is trash and what does that

52:20

even mean? Okay,

52:23

brother, you know, let's take a

52:25

quick break because I'm going to stew now

52:29

that guy b r B Benna's

52:32

credit card didn't work on the Okay, perfect

52:34

br and

52:40

we're back funk that guy and his credit

52:42

card. My credit card got declined.

52:45

Yesterday, I tried

52:47

to get a car wash. I tried to go through

52:49

the car wash, and I was bawling out because

52:51

there's three different prices at the car wash, you know, And

52:53

I said, give me the most expensive one. That's

52:55

what I said to the guy. It was twelve bucks. I

52:58

gave him, and my card didn't like, didn't

53:00

read, you know, should happens.

53:03

I gave him two more cards, none of

53:05

them read, and then I'm like, what is

53:08

happening. They're like it doesn't work. And

53:10

I'm like, you have to admit to me that

53:12

your machine is not great. Just

53:15

that's all I want. Just admit to me that.

53:18

He's like, not use your cards. And

53:20

I'm like, I'm gonna take this card and I'm gonna go to

53:22

the A t M. And I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna get money out

53:24

and I'm gonna come back here and pay me. He's like great, And I did

53:27

that. And then I came

53:29

back and he's like, what, your card worked

53:31

at the A t M. But it didn't work here. He

53:34

said why is that? And I said, I

53:37

cannot talk to you about this anymore. I

53:39

have nothing to say to you. I

53:42

don't know. Wash my car

53:44

and then now it's clean. Anyway, Sorry

53:47

about the story. Everyone know, when people don't apply

53:49

customer service to a job that entails

53:52

customer service, nothing irritates

53:54

me. It's like, it's so funny because that guy

53:56

has a job that requires

53:59

he used the self service machine

54:01

for people. Because it's so finicky,

54:04

you know, like that's the only thing

54:06

he does. And he wouldn't admit

54:08

that the machine was finnicky. Can't

54:12

can't throw that machine under the bar. It's

54:15

COVID time. He's gotta everything's

54:17

gotta work like black Or let's tell you what. My

54:19

fucking car go to Melrose car wash.

54:22

My car is sparkling. Why

54:24

they can't take my card? You

54:27

suggest? Okay?

54:30

Just for her boy? Yeah,

54:35

okay. So um James

54:37

is like this crew pours me to death and

54:40

I just want someone I can like break

54:42

the rules with. And I'm like, oh, you should

54:44

have been cast in season seven. Bro your

54:48

season late? Good luck or vander

54:50

Pump. Can I just ask you all a question right now?

54:52

Is Bachelorette this season incredible?

54:55

It's pretty good? No, you don't like it? Okay.

54:59

I was very happy for Claire. I was

55:01

like, good, I'm going to get an adult woman. The

55:04

amount of times they brought up her age,

55:10

just like the Oldest Bachelors, the

55:12

oldest Bachelor, Yeah, so close

55:14

that her she's there. Yeah,

55:18

And anyway, I don't think we had to keep

55:21

bringing it up. But then, as much as I liked her,

55:23

because I've watched her in Bachelor in Paradise and everything,

55:26

and I felt she deserved it. She

55:28

fucking blew it and then got engaged. That

55:31

snore, that fucking snooze.

55:33

And then we bring Tajia, who wasn't

55:35

one of my favorites anyway, and now she smiles

55:38

too much. Yeah, I love because

55:40

she's so chill compared to every other person

55:43

we've ever had on this show. All I

55:45

saw was like the first part of

55:47

the dinner where they got engaged,

55:50

but they said that they hadn't even been on

55:52

a one on one day. But they

55:55

got engaged and left the show, and they hadn't

55:57

been on one single day. You've

56:00

ever seen the show before? It's low

56:02

key nonsense. I

56:06

only watched The Beach Oh

56:09

Paradise and or the Winter

56:15

Game. Yeah,

56:17

well I watched it. I just I don't

56:19

like the show, you know, I don't like the formal

56:21

show, but I love their you know

56:24

versions. I didn't like the music. One

56:26

was stupid. But did you like Bachelor Path

56:30

a while ago? Yeah? But

56:34

I will say we did glaze over

56:36

as a Claire bachelorette.

56:39

How very claire are you? How she

56:41

was engaged to the French dude from

56:43

Winter Game? I

56:46

think she only said yes to him because she felt

56:48

bad in the moment when he proposed that. After

56:50

the final Rows probably

56:52

said like, no,

56:55

Ben, please stand up. There

56:59

was no Batch Summer Verge

57:01

this year because of COVID, But

57:03

then um, I think Hulu put

57:06

on the Australian one

57:08

from last year like at the start of

57:10

the summer and it was like, incredible, we'll watch

57:12

this, but it was unwatchable. I didn't know who

57:14

they were and I did. Y'all see that. Now,

57:18

that's the thing. If I can't be emotionally tied

57:20

to someone, That's why this next Bachelor,

57:23

Mike is not a Mike who's been on the show.

57:25

He was supposed to be on clear season

57:28

and then they made him the Bachelorette because he got

57:30

popular because he was on doing

57:32

TikTok's and ship with Hannah Brown and

57:35

Tyler. So I'm

57:37

not excited about it because I don't I would

57:39

rather have had a different guy from a season that

57:42

was actually had. You know, yeah,

57:45

well TikTok, let's

57:49

all right, it's the next day on this goddamn

57:51

boat. They didn't go out and party.

57:54

What's even the point? So Shane

57:57

Man, Shane is I let's

58:00

get into it. So he can't figure out that he's supposed

58:02

to be on deck at an exact time, and he's

58:04

like brushing his teeth with his Reef safe

58:06

toothpaste for like an hour. He's

58:10

a goddamn fool, just him

58:12

being like, I'm gonna stand up to Eddie.

58:14

He's like, hey, ed do you like I don't appreciate

58:17

the sarcasm, And then Eddie's

58:19

like, well, get over it because that's

58:21

who I am. I'm Eddie. And then it's

58:23

just like this is just bro

58:26

Eddie. I have something to say to you, Like I

58:29

saw you use a plastic straw

58:31

throw and I'm like, I brought some

58:33

paper straws. And also like I

58:35

think like you were using the sponges

58:38

you were using were coral free.

58:41

Coral free you col

58:44

right what? I just thank

58:47

god they were coral free.

58:50

I feel like James North Shane, the

58:52

two newest of people in the field,

58:55

don't know that they're working.

59:00

Like, although I am surprised every

59:02

time to see James kind of like no

59:05

chat and just doing a ship hard, but like he

59:07

thinks he's on holiday and Shane's meditating

59:10

Welcome to He's trying to get all.

59:13

He's like, this is the life, man, I'm

59:15

just trying to find my purpose for the day, and

59:18

it's like, get to fucking work. But

59:21

I've definitely had those jobs where like,

59:23

you know, I knew you get there

59:25

and you're like I'm this way and they're like we need

59:28

you to be this way, and you're like count

59:30

down to me being fired. You

59:32

let me know I'm gonna be over here on

59:34

my phone. Yeah. Well, I

59:37

think if the editors to me that

59:40

they should play a fun game with Shane personally,

59:42

Like I would have produced Shane to be like every

59:45

moment doing something new age, like staging

59:48

himself. Like every time they bring up his name, he's staging

59:50

himself. Or he's like charging a

59:52

crystal, or he's like seeing

59:54

a shaman and

59:57

he's on the boat. Yeah, that's

1:00:00

so funny, Like a Shaman's come on, hi,

1:00:02

I'm here to see You're

1:00:05

like support. Yeah,

1:00:10

he's like, I actually an appointment and they're like you

1:00:12

need you need to be wiping the boat

1:00:14

down. He's like five minutes.

1:00:17

Yo. I think I need to add another

1:00:20

spinoff to my list of spinoffs, and

1:00:23

that is Below Deck, a

1:00:25

Renee Gotier production. Oh please,

1:00:28

please yes, Like you know, it's

1:00:30

like when you know Quentin Tarantino comes

1:00:32

in and directs for an episode. Yeah, that

1:00:37

would be incredible, that

1:00:42

would be like who It's like, trust

1:00:44

us, she's the

1:00:47

best. Talk to Cavalery. Talked

1:00:51

to Cavalery. We promise. Actually

1:00:56

we get a new stew and

1:00:58

her name is Ashley. She's from austro Elia.

1:01:00

Of course, James is only thoughts are she's

1:01:02

fit, and immediately asks if she's

1:01:05

single, but then she's like no, and then she's

1:01:07

like just kidding and I'm like, wait, are you

1:01:09

single? I don't know. I don't even get it, okay,

1:01:13

and then as says, she got into yachting because

1:01:15

she just had to get out of Australia and

1:01:18

she has twelve months of experience and her

1:01:20

last chief, Stu, was an asshole, and

1:01:22

she thinks Francesca seems awesome and that they're

1:01:24

going to get along well. And I'm always like, oh,

1:01:27

she's gonna treat you poorly. Wow.

1:01:30

She did hug her when she cried, but that's like because

1:01:32

she just got there. But like you know, every time

1:01:34

they're like I think we're going to get along, You're

1:01:36

like, she's gonna push

1:01:39

you off the boat and leave you behind. But

1:01:42

this episode felt like a full shift

1:01:44

and I think someone we brought this up gently earlier,

1:01:47

a pretty energetic shift for Elizabeth.

1:01:50

Since she got bumped up, she got her strip

1:01:52

right, she seems like she's

1:01:54

all of a sudden going to be a problem.

1:01:57

Yeah, well it seems like when Francesca

1:02:00

uh so yes is he moves in to

1:02:02

deck, we got ash now, Francesca

1:02:05

like, I feel like prematurely promoted

1:02:07

Elizabeth two second st Yeah.

1:02:10

I was like, it happened so quickly, and I was

1:02:13

like, this bitch can barely iron anything

1:02:15

on time. Like it's like when you're introduced

1:02:17

to stage and you get like the

1:02:19

most incredible applause and you're like, I'm

1:02:22

sorry, it's not gonna be that good.

1:02:25

Yeah. Yeah, Like

1:02:27

five seconds later, no, right

1:02:30

before she gets promoted, she gave

1:02:32

Captain Lee like a damp uniform

1:02:34

top, like that's right

1:02:38

to me. That screams promote her.

1:02:40

Did you see that little sick of fan, Eddie,

1:02:43

that little fucking butt suck ubus.

1:02:46

Captain Lean was like the same as that my

1:02:49

shirt, it's all in all wet, And then Eddie's

1:02:51

like, oh yeah, did you get a wet shirt. Let me let me

1:02:53

touch it. He touches his shirt really intimate

1:02:55

moment, and he goes. Then Eddie

1:02:57

goes, oh yeah that is damp. The

1:03:01

fu shut up dude, and

1:03:04

then he doesn't bite it. Oh

1:03:09

my god, Yeah that's

1:03:13

Eddie. Eddie loves Captain Lee, and Captain

1:03:15

Lee loves what like a fucking idiot Eddie

1:03:17

is. I think he's always like Eddie Scott.

1:03:20

He's always doing jokes. You're

1:03:22

like, yes, thank you, Captain Lee's

1:03:24

your insight. Cut to Eddie taping

1:03:26

his room. Are

1:03:31

you okay, sir? Are you okay? I love

1:03:33

you father? Yeah, somebody

1:03:37

I thought he was taping his own ribs because Captain

1:03:39

Lee was so funny that he heard

1:03:41

his lip ribs laughing. He

1:03:43

just wants to be just like Captain Lee. So

1:03:45

he's like, I heard my ribs too, Captain Lee,

1:03:50

I cracked my rib laughing. Or Dassie over

1:03:53

a text shout out Drew

1:03:55

Brees, Oh well

1:03:57

okay, so is he is now rooming with James

1:03:59

so Ash doesn't have to And she's like, as

1:04:02

long as he cleans the wink off the shower walls

1:04:04

and then everything will be fine. And

1:04:06

I have never thought of that as a concept that

1:04:08

there's cheez all over our shower walls.

1:04:13

Now I'm upset, my

1:04:17

boyfriend, it's normal.

1:04:20

Do you hose it down? No? I don't

1:04:22

come in the shower. Here's

1:04:24

what I don't. Okay,

1:04:28

this is a little about me. Anyone wants to know about

1:04:30

ahead. I don't come standing

1:04:33

up, okay,

1:04:38

Like because you can't, or because it's like it's

1:04:40

hard fast rule. It's not a

1:04:43

rule, it's just the way it is. I

1:04:46

don't know. I've

1:04:49

never been able to masturbate standing up.

1:04:52

Okay, okay, I need

1:04:54

to be very comfortable. That's funny.

1:04:58

And I don't like to say you

1:05:04

don't do standing nests. You don't come standing

1:05:07

up here A big sick guy.

1:05:12

Oh all right, all

1:05:15

right. The new guests arrive and Captain

1:05:17

Lee this is one of his favorite is

1:05:19

ms, which is I've got ties

1:05:21

older than them. You

1:05:24

should. I was thinking about it too.

1:05:27

He's like, hey, Captain leeh shall we check I d

1:05:30

S? And I'm like, you fucking fucking

1:05:32

narc dudes. Shut up. I

1:05:35

can get my photographer Malia in here to

1:05:37

come take some pictures of their bags, send

1:05:41

them to Captain Sandy. Even though she's not on the boat.

1:05:45

I do actually have a question it raised that raised

1:05:47

a question for me, um, which

1:05:50

is do the card anyone on

1:05:52

this boat to drink or I'm

1:05:54

sure they all have to have their passports.

1:05:58

Yeah, yeah, they're paperwork

1:06:00

on paperwork. Yeah, there's

1:06:02

got to be. It's not just because it's the television

1:06:05

show, but also because say there's no television

1:06:07

show involved. They have to cover their

1:06:10

ass as a yacht company aggressively.

1:06:14

Although we don't know the drinking age

1:06:16

in some of the ports, right, like could

1:06:18

change. Well, I'm

1:06:21

sure there's like a universal

1:06:24

for the yacht company no matter where

1:06:26

they are or whatever. Yeah, or

1:06:30

nothing, everything goes in the sea goes

1:06:35

because there has to be someone who

1:06:38

is an adult renting

1:06:40

the yacht. So you can leave it up

1:06:42

to whoever that person is. Yeah,

1:06:45

right, Like a rental car, Yeah yeah,

1:06:48

if you want to give your six year old a

1:06:50

bottle full of whiskey in a rental car, that is

1:06:52

on you. I don't work in the rental car. I

1:06:55

work in the store. Yeah

1:06:59

I can't be there. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:04

We've had twenty to thirty minutes straight to this

1:07:07

show where she does not listen to a

1:07:09

word I say yea quite

1:07:11

correctly. It's it's very popular. Yeah

1:07:15

yeah, yeah, we

1:07:18

need a we need a ringtone, or you need

1:07:20

like a button for the show that just has anna,

1:07:22

yeah, a

1:07:26

perfect rest. I don't need it personally

1:07:28

because I hear it every time there's

1:07:30

no sound. Yeah

1:07:34

yeah, Okay, I looked it up

1:07:36

and apparently it is base it is one

1:07:39

and up. But I don't believe it. I

1:07:42

don't believe whatever this bullshit article says

1:07:44

about maritime law. Okay, so one

1:07:46

of the girlfriends in the main primary is hard to

1:07:49

say which Dax or Max? Who cares? She's

1:07:51

literally screaming that the

1:07:53

other couple one the master

1:07:56

bedroom on the boat through a

1:07:58

beer pong challenge. Yes,

1:08:02

I've never been more distraught in that

1:08:04

moment. I was like, shut her up. I

1:08:06

don't know, because

1:08:09

she's so annoying when she says

1:08:11

it, and then she says it twice in a row, like

1:08:13

we didn't hear it the first time. I

1:08:16

never needed to hear the word the words

1:08:18

beer punk challenge. Just

1:08:23

shut up. Look on these reality

1:08:25

shows, and this may be a little inside baseball,

1:08:28

but yes, on these reality

1:08:30

shows, half of them aren't actors,

1:08:33

right, so they're getting produced in some way

1:08:35

to react. It's like when you if you've ever watched like an

1:08:37

HDTV show and they're like forcing

1:08:39

these people to talk, It's like no, no, no,

1:08:42

tell us, why do it? When you get on cameras and

1:08:45

again they're acting exactly

1:08:49

and so it's like you're annoying.

1:08:51

She's annoying, and she they brought her to another

1:08:54

level just for that's

1:08:56

clear, and it's just yeah, yeah,

1:09:00

but it's like so many

1:09:02

people suck. Yeah,

1:09:05

yeah, yeah, Well anyway, maybe

1:09:08

your boyfriend should be better at beer pot, you dumb

1:09:10

bitch. When I get up to those early

1:09:13

gates and St. Peter says,

1:09:15

do you deserve to be in here? What did you do on

1:09:17

Earth? And I'll say I made fun of below

1:09:20

deck, dude, and they will

1:09:22

say enter, I wouldn't say

1:09:25

there doing impressions. Uh,

1:09:28

this is actually hell. Goodbye, welcome

1:09:32

to Minoko Mioko.

1:09:38

Yeah that

1:09:40

actually I just remembered

1:09:43

Ash who Okay, so apparently Ash

1:09:45

has been traveling for like thirty hours straight

1:09:47

to get there and has to go straight to work. But like

1:09:49

they lost her luggage. That's

1:09:52

a bummer, dude. She doesn't need it. She

1:09:54

needs four shirts. Her

1:09:56

whites or blues and her but her underwears

1:10:00

yoder Yeah, her deoderant,

1:10:02

her her highlighter. She's not getting

1:10:05

makeup done. She's a cam

1:10:07

there, which makes me think, how do they get your luggage

1:10:09

back to you if you're on a boat that's constantly moving

1:10:11

around? Like that sucks productions

1:10:14

handily, I hope, but

1:10:19

very good point for real life. Yeah,

1:10:22

you're production. It is the dumbest

1:10:24

p a on the shoot that's working on it. Yeah.

1:10:28

Well, Ash is already like so overwhelmed

1:10:31

with everything going on. And again,

1:10:33

why we promoted Elizabeth too

1:10:35

soon? She's like already pushing her duties

1:10:37

off on Ash being like, you just need to wash

1:10:40

and iron all this, which is technically her job.

1:10:42

But good, I mean, good

1:10:44

luck you promoted her. So have fun with that, Francesca.

1:10:47

And then we do learn something very interesting

1:10:49

that I took note of, which is apparently

1:10:52

citrus stains marble. I

1:10:55

did learn that as well. And I was a bartender,

1:10:58

although I never but

1:11:01

I didn't know that sense when my parents are always like yelling

1:11:03

at me growing up. Oh,

1:11:08

I mean I'm Persian, so yeah kind

1:11:10

of. I mean, wasn't

1:11:14

my parents spent a lot of the money on marble.

1:11:17

Okay, what I

1:11:19

like is a sentence I'll never be able to say.

1:11:21

Was when I was a kid, I was always working with the

1:11:23

marble. We

1:11:26

don't have no marble, yeah, just in the

1:11:29

kitchen. And I was always in trouble being in the kitchen.

1:11:31

I can't remember a single rule about

1:11:34

marble in my home either. And

1:11:36

I'm gonna tell you, like, there's marble

1:11:39

somewhere, just like a try

1:11:44

being Persian. Everything is made out of gold.

1:11:47

So I've literally literally stubbed my toe

1:11:49

and broken it. Holy sh it, is Captain

1:11:51

Lee Persian. Probably

1:11:54

Captain Ly wishes he was Persian. I

1:11:56

mean, who doesn't

1:11:59

right, don't know? I mean,

1:12:01

if you know, if you're a man, step

1:12:05

up, or if you're a doctor, yeah,

1:12:10

if you're at And I'll tell you what I

1:12:12

don't like. Consequences. Where should I go? Don't

1:12:15

go? Don't not? My

1:12:17

parents bid least it is probably bad for

1:12:19

no consequences. Yeah, no, my

1:12:22

parents are all about consequences

1:12:24

about everything. Really,

1:12:27

Oh my good. Do you know any time my mom has been like, oh,

1:12:29

yeah, I threw your shoes away because you left them in front

1:12:31

of the door, shoes

1:12:35

out of the trash can, because I left them

1:12:37

out. Literally, my house has to my parents house has

1:12:40

to be spotless at all times. You cannot leave anything

1:12:42

out. My mom's like, what's what's

1:12:44

this. I have to be like, oh my god, I don't

1:12:47

it's my jacket. I just put it down for a second.

1:12:49

They're like, well, there's a closet. You're

1:12:51

like, I

1:12:53

love. My dad died

1:12:55

when I was a kid, so my mom never remarried.

1:12:58

So we got to wait with them. I

1:13:00

hate to dream, can

1:13:04

tell you how much. And yeah, that's

1:13:07

the dream to get away with whatever, not

1:13:09

the father dying part. That's I'm

1:13:11

sorry I

1:13:15

did mean the other thing, but all

1:13:17

right, we know what you meant,

1:13:19

but I knew what she meant. Look, coronavirus

1:13:21

almost got him, but my

1:13:24

dad got almost got killed by coronavirus.

1:13:26

But hardcore

1:13:28

was like good bye, and I was like

1:13:31

wait. Also, he didn't tell me until

1:13:33

he tested positive and was like in the midst of

1:13:35

it that he had it because

1:13:37

that's how Persian parents also rolled, like, by

1:13:39

the way, this is where

1:13:41

the gold is that

1:13:44

fisor vaccines basically just his blood,

1:13:46

I hope. So but we're really looking to maderna

1:13:49

baby. Okay, So um,

1:13:52

yeah, oh

1:13:55

okay, this was mon Okay.

1:13:58

They get this is the most interesting part to

1:14:00

me of this entire episode. They get

1:14:02

this sushi model to the boat okay, And

1:14:04

I'm like, what an interesting career? How do you

1:14:06

get into sushi modeling? I don't

1:14:08

even understand, Like, maybe she's just a model.

1:14:10

And they're like, here's some gig opportunities

1:14:13

you can do, which is laying on a table

1:14:15

while people dead. Odd model

1:14:17

now from a boat she got

1:14:21

respond to nothing. I really

1:14:23

appreciate it if someone could ask if she was

1:14:26

dead. Yeah, well

1:14:28

all of that happened. I used to dance

1:14:30

at bar Mitzvah's and I used to do a lot of extravagant

1:14:33

parties. And there's

1:14:35

a company that offers models

1:14:39

who surf food on their body.

1:14:41

There's a niche for everything. But

1:14:43

that's the same way again, but this is you know, she instead

1:14:46

of stripping many slashes?

1:14:48

Do you think you have to get

1:14:50

to on your business card before

1:14:53

it says naked sushi

1:14:55

model? You know, actor, singer, dancer,

1:14:58

writer, sushi model. Well

1:15:01

I think he was a model and not what's number

1:15:03

one? It's she's

1:15:09

just a model, And then underneath

1:15:11

it's like we'll work with food. Incredible.

1:15:14

Is that all right? What do we got? How much? How much have

1:15:17

we got here? Yeah? We gotta and we got wrap

1:15:19

this up? Okay, well whatever we learned,

1:15:21

okay. Rachel is also giving me like horse

1:15:24

girl vibes because she's like studied

1:15:26

cooking all over the world. She's like, and I studied

1:15:28

in Japan and I learned to make sushi. And

1:15:30

you have to drink all night with your boss because

1:15:32

it's rude. You can't leave. And I'm

1:15:34

like, okay, we get it, Rachel. And if you brush

1:15:37

his hair a thousand times, he turns

1:15:39

into a man. Just to remind

1:15:41

her, Rachel left her purse

1:15:44

sitting out at an airport and got robbed.

1:15:46

Like this girl, if

1:15:48

you're so traveled, basic

1:15:51

rules, you don't leave your purse sitting

1:15:53

out. Fucking

1:15:56

Rachel. Yeah, Rachel's got some interesting

1:15:58

vibes. I can tell. She's again a too king time

1:16:00

bomb and we are really going to see her lose her mind.

1:16:03

So naked sushi model, she's such a professional,

1:16:05

like you said, she acts dead on the table.

1:16:08

James literally doesn't

1:16:10

know what to do with himself, like he I took

1:16:12

a bunch of screenshots of him, just like staring

1:16:15

dead eyed, like not sure, like he cannot

1:16:17

act if there's a naked woman sitting on table,

1:16:19

like he is fucked up. He's

1:16:22

like short circuited. Just immediately

1:16:24

he's like he starts listen,

1:16:28

she's fit that sushi officials,

1:16:31

Did you guys notice her feet? The

1:16:34

sushi model and I'm not talking about

1:16:37

the positioning of her feet were like almost

1:16:39

like she was so tense and

1:16:41

so scared. Check

1:16:44

that out. Her feet look they

1:16:47

look mummified. Oh my god, her

1:16:51

teeth, her feet are weird. I

1:16:55

I think you become rigor mortis

1:16:57

and moments like that. That's what I think. That's

1:17:00

what she looked. Oh she's dead.

1:17:03

She's like definitely doing some breathing

1:17:06

exercises, some acting exercises

1:17:08

she learned. You know that

1:17:11

you have to learn a Disney world to be one

1:17:13

of the characters. She's not even blinking,

1:17:15

like she's staring straight up at the ceiling and

1:17:17

she is not moving. I didn't even know she was breathing.

1:17:20

She is literally acting dead. And I don't

1:17:22

know if they train you to like slow your breathing

1:17:24

down like in your panic. She's

1:17:27

really good, you know, I mean, and

1:17:29

that girl is dead. Wow,

1:17:32

what a fun experience. Yeah. Well,

1:17:34

also Rachel comes out and it's like so

1:17:37

upset that these guests don't care how good

1:17:39

the fish is. Like she's like, okay,

1:17:42

well this me always wasted on these people, like the

1:17:45

tone, not the toe, not melts in your mouth. Like

1:17:47

it's like, okay, dude, what

1:17:49

do you want? You don't want them to be mad, you don't

1:17:51

want them to beet. The this

1:17:55

is amazing, Rachel Chel

1:17:57

you're a Jane. Yes, I

1:18:00

feel like I related to her in that moment,

1:18:03

not not proudly, but like, do you

1:18:05

ever do a set and you're like, that was

1:18:07

a great set And then you're like standing near

1:18:09

the exit not on purpose, but it's happened, and

1:18:12

nobody and nobody like gives

1:18:14

you the accolade you know you need. You're

1:18:17

like, I cry. I've never personally

1:18:19

experienced that, you know, I always get that, but

1:18:23

but I've seen it half of other people that I do know, I

1:18:25

do know they seem devastated.

1:18:27

Well, it's like that thing where you're like, that's

1:18:30

the perfecute? Hell have you charged? Does anyone

1:18:32

asked me about the eil? I hand

1:18:35

shaved it with my fund and a

1:18:38

technique Yapan.

1:18:40

That's right, we call it yapant.

1:18:42

People don't. Yeah, my little guy loves I

1:18:45

like it when someone um compliments

1:18:48

the comedian that you're standing next to and

1:18:50

then notices you and goes and you

1:18:53

too. You

1:18:55

were so funny that joke about you know, the

1:18:57

rabbit like that. My wife and I were saying,

1:18:59

that's like the fun he's joke. Oh and you were funny.

1:19:02

Bye, guys, Or

1:19:05

if you were the host and they don't get

1:19:07

that, you're also yeah,

1:19:11

keep keep going, keep you keep

1:19:14

going, guys. Being a stand up sounds

1:19:16

miserable. Well,

1:19:19

coronavirus is the best thing that ever happened

1:19:21

to me. I'm not even kidding. Well,

1:19:23

let's end this episode. It ends with Eddie

1:19:25

telling Captain Lee that he needs helpe because

1:19:27

Shane is going to get someone killed because

1:19:30

he has some incident where he can't seem to get the tender

1:19:32

line to tie. I don't know that

1:19:35

was dramatic. Yeah, I was like, this is fine,

1:19:37

Everything's gonna end up fine, like all

1:19:39

moments on this show, unless it's like Ashton being

1:19:41

pulled off the boat to his potential death,

1:19:44

which I you know, in retrospect, I

1:19:46

felt bad in the moment, but after seeing him in season

1:19:48

seven, I'm like, well then whatever. So

1:19:52

Francesca tells as she has to

1:19:54

be up early, and ashe starts crying from

1:19:56

exhaustion, and that's where the episode ends.

1:19:59

Fact. Oh, it's time for boat

1:20:02

facts with Nikki tease. We

1:20:05

all know it's time for both facts on the Mastery

1:20:08

of boat facts. Get your merchant public now,

1:20:11

guys, we all know that boats they float

1:20:14

on what water? Water?

1:20:16

That's right. I found a rancor list for

1:20:19

the top ten bottled water

1:20:21

brands. Now

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I'm gonna give you each the opportunity

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to guess five brands of bottled

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water. If between you you

1:20:30

get the top five bottled water

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brands on rancor dot com. Right now,

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I will reveal the project

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that the celebrity that my friend produced

1:20:41

and was disappointed they were no longer friends.

1:20:44

I will give you the project that that person

1:20:47

got famous from twenty three years ago. All

1:20:50

right, now, you guys

1:20:52

can go one at a time. Anna give me

1:20:54

one of the most popular water

1:20:57

brand? Yes on Rancor the best,

1:21:00

smart best, not most popular, the

1:21:02

best. To ask people, what are the best? You

1:21:05

said, smart water? That is number one? It

1:21:07

is yes, Renee, that

1:21:11

is number two. Anna, Oh,

1:21:14

Aquafina that is number four,

1:21:17

Renee Essentiam

1:21:24

Hannah, uh, I

1:21:26

legit can't remember any hold on Essentia

1:21:29

is eighteen by the way. Okay,

1:21:32

so it's it's on the list, but

1:21:37

but very love. Oh, what's

1:21:39

the one with the mountains? Evian?

1:21:42

No, Evian is tenne

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Vos number three,

1:21:50

Voss, y'all got one more

1:21:52

Anna? Oh shit,

1:21:55

oh Icelandic No,

1:21:59

Icelandic is not mine. Renee

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Arrowhead No, Arrowhead

1:22:05

is sixteen. Y'all got one

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more guests each, Anna Perry

1:22:11

do they make still? Uh?

1:22:14

Perry is fourteen. Renee.

1:22:19

I'm gonna say to Sanny, but my heart wants to say

1:22:21

Topo Chico. Sani is eight.

1:22:23

Topo Chico is who the fuck

1:22:26

knows? Y'all got it wrong. I'll say it

1:22:28

anyway. The project was that seventies

1:22:31

show. It probably means nothing. And

1:22:34

uh that's it. Aquafina

1:22:39

and Poland spring spring

1:22:45

everybody, I drink poland spring

1:22:47

every day. I got you in life. It's

1:22:50

an East Coast thing. It's just that's what you drink

1:22:52

in New York. Anyway, that's our show, Renee,

1:22:54

thank you so much for being here. We

1:22:57

couldn't thank you more. Thank you for

1:22:59

having me. People know where they can find

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you and follow you. Um Instagram

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at name Gooder. Uh. Come

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on. Instagram and

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Twitter are both at n at nai.

1:23:13

Uh. Yeah, that's it. They

1:23:16

can face time check

1:23:19

out right to the

1:23:21

producers that they need to do a female

1:23:23

version. Yeah, I mean they do. I'm

1:23:26

going to write it this week. Perfect.

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