We always knew that Hamlet was a triple-threat writer-director-actor. "Speak the speech," right? What we didn't know is that no one really cares. The Players don't need a new script from some novice cause they're hip on all the current top Shakespeare hits. Luckily, the Ophelia monologue puts things back on track. Ophelia always has a plan. One that, in fact, involves Claudius. Which is good, yes?