Welcome to a comedy podcast for depressed people. Today we discuss: My concerns bait my father showing early signs of Alzheimer’s. Why every parent fucks up his or her kids. Starving in Thailand. Meeting a wise Indian man. Becoming a bene

The STD Test

Dec 24th, 2018 29m 36s

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, I'm in Hanoi, and, not only was a mugged, but I was also told I had an STD by an eye doctor, so we talk about how to get an STD check in Vietnam. So, that was ... interestingNex

Psychology of Hot Women

Dec 24th, 2018 38m 44s

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, is yet another Tinder sexcapade. I meet the most attractive woman in Vietnam. She tells me how she gets paid to fly around the world, doing fashion shoots and accompanying old mi

Pandemic in my Pants

Dec 24th, 2018 24m 30s

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed folks.Today's story is about illness. Specifically, how I contracted a deadly form of influenza and almost died. What a fun time

Gay For A Day

Dec 21st, 2018 30m 45s

Welcome to the comedy podcast for depressed folk. As with all my greatest stories, "it began with a girl"The classic story of Sartini uses Tinder. Sartini meets girl. Sartini and girl go to a bar. There may or may not be drugs at said bar a

A Very Religious Shit

Dec 21st, 2018 20m 15s

Welcome to another episode of the comedy podcast, for depressed folk. Here’s what’s on my mind today:While I personally love Vietnamese food, my stomach does not. And, stomach issues tend to be a problem, when you happen to be 64 stories ato

New Land, New Identities

Dec 21st, 2018 17m 53s

Welcome to another podcast for depressed folk. Here's what's on my mind today:It Is the beginning of the journey, my second day in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. I traveled here for stability. But how is stability gained, and how is change made

Arrival

Dec 21st, 2018 23m 22s

I’ve arrived in Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam. I haven’t slept in 2 or three days, and can’t form coherent sentences, but here we are. Today, we speak of depression and insomnia - where it all began. “Who do I want to be? Who do I become? What path d

Last Words

Dec 21st, 2018 40m 59s

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people.Now, that I’ve graduated college, I have two options: A. Move into New York City, get a job in podcasting, while I party at the most exclusive night clubs in the city and date models. B.

An Honest Talk About Suicide

Dec 21st, 2018 1h 23m

Welcome to a comedy podcast for depressed people. Today is less of humor and more of a discussion. We’re talking about suicide. Not only will I rely stories of why I personally ponder suicide often, but why I feel you might as well. No, thi

To Be Genuine

Dec 21st, 2018 46m 5s

Welcome to another comedy podcast for depressed people. Today, we discuss art, and how might you might be able to become a more genuine person and inflect that in your creations. To be a genuine human, perhaps, it has something to do with th

Pink Kimono

Dec 21st, 2018 47m 56s

This is the story of my college life I began a shoeless entrepreneur. I had dreams to create an advertising company and to travel the world as a motivational speaker. But, soon, I failed. I went bankrupt. I had lost in the pursuit of the Ame

Ode to the Medicine Man

Dec 17th, 2018 51m 43s

Today, we talk about my wife, Dhruv, and how he hoped me unlock the deepest depths of my soul. In the beginning I was a happy dude, overly infatuated with self help. But, once Dhruv entered my life, he provided much needed depth into my world v

Fuck Brian

Dec 17th, 2018 52m 38s

College killed me. Waking each day was akin to a hot knife digging further and further into my brain, slashing away any remnant of the life for life I once possessed. As any man on the brink of insanity does, I lashed out at my professors, argu

Lineages and Lovers

Dec 13th, 2018 1h 5m

Today’s stories: A. Monsters under my bedAs a kid I was a terrible sleeper. I was always scared monsters hid under my bed, but then one day, my mom introduced me to “monster spray”.B. Crazy stories of my grandfather From hitch hiking thro

The Path of the King

Dec 13th, 2018 48m 16s

The pathway toward kinghood lies within the philosophy of going first:You must take your useless self and immediately go toward places you don’t understand, areas which terrify you to his core, but know you must go. Only in doing so can you no

Improve Present Relationships by Rewriting Your Past

Dec 13th, 2018 37m

In today’s podcast we discuss something like: 1. A quick satire on tinder 2. Relationship trauma and why trauma attracts us3. My friend, Mark, and his standards in relationships4. How your emotional state is linked to you past and how you c

A Polished Piece of Shit

Nov 7th, 2018 40m 20s

In this episode, Sartini tells the story of his latest tinder date. This episode focuses on dating and relationshipsHow, through dating, you can align yourself with a more improved pathway of personal transformation Dating is especially impo

A Comedy Podcast For Depressed People

Nov 5th, 2018 19m 28s

Hi, my name is Sartini, and I'm a depressed loser with a podcast If you also find yourself to suffer from feelings of prolonged sadness, chronic loneliness, anxiety, teenaged angst, or the occasional suicidal tendency, this is the place for y

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