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Ed Gamble, comedian, podcaster and now author on his relationship with food, his passion for the cheeseboard and his unusual plan to escape from the island

Ed Gamble, comedian, podcaster and now author on his relationship with food, his passion for the cheeseboard and his unusual plan to escape from the island

Released Thursday, 2nd November 2023
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Ed Gamble, comedian, podcaster and now author on his relationship with food, his passion for the cheeseboard and his unusual plan to escape from the island

Ed Gamble, comedian, podcaster and now author on his relationship with food, his passion for the cheeseboard and his unusual plan to escape from the island

Ed Gamble, comedian, podcaster and now author on his relationship with food, his passion for the cheeseboard and his unusual plan to escape from the island

Ed Gamble, comedian, podcaster and now author on his relationship with food, his passion for the cheeseboard and his unusual plan to escape from the island

Thursday, 2nd November 2023
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Hi, I'm Margie Nomura and welcome

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to the Desert Island Dishes podcast. This

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Island dishes. These range from

1:00

finding out about the dish that most reminds them of

1:02

their childhood, the best dish they've

1:05

ever eaten and of course the

1:07

last dish they would choose to eat before being

1:09

cast off to the Desert Island. The

1:11

question is, what would you choose as

1:13

your last meal? Hi, I hope

1:16

you're all very well. We went

1:18

to Devon

1:18

over half term and we

1:20

went to the Beach House in Thurston

1:22

for the second time and I have to

1:25

tell you, I really do think it's one of my all-time

1:27

favourite restaurants. It's just my favourite

1:29

kind of food, the freshest

1:31

ingredients, very simply prepared

1:34

and it's just so good. It was pouring

1:36

with rain of course but being

1:39

by the beach, being cozy inside,

1:41

looking out over the sea and eating

1:44

bowls of steaming mussels and

1:46

delicious fish stew and

1:48

amazing chips, it was just I

1:50

think one of the happiest moments of recent

1:52

weeks for me. They have no idea

1:55

who I am, I can assure you and it definitely

1:57

wasn't gifted or anything like that.

1:59

but I just wanted to share a little restaurant

2:02

recommendation with you. I think we're

2:04

going to start doing these on the website

2:07

and I'm hoping that's going to be a really

2:09

useful, interesting and fun

2:12

new section of the website. I'd love

2:14

to know about

2:15

your recent favourite places, so

2:17

do get in touch and let me know where I

2:19

should be going. And don't forget

2:21

that you can sign up for the newsletter, Dinner

2:24

Tonight. You can do that via the website

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desertislandishes.co And you

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guys, there are now over 11,000 of

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you on the newsletter list, which

2:34

is so incredibly exciting. It's

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currently one delicious, easy

2:39

weeknight recipe delivered to your inbox

2:41

every Sunday. And I really do

2:43

have big plans for this, so stay tuned,

2:46

sign up and good things

2:48

are coming. This is a very fun episode

2:50

for you today with the very funny Ed Gamble.

2:52

I'm sure lots of you are familiar with his

2:55

podcast, The Juggernaut that

2:57

is off menu. And his

2:59

new book is out today, which officially makes

3:01

him an author, something I know he is very excited

3:04

about. It's obviously very funny. Ed

3:06

is a comedian, but it also touches

3:09

on themes we don't often hear men

3:11

discuss. And I found it really

3:13

interesting. Some of these themes

3:15

we touch on in today's episode. So

3:18

without further ado, here are

3:21

Ed Gamble's Desert Island Dishes. My

3:24

guest today is Ed Gamble. Ed

3:27

is a comedian and actor, host

3:29

of the Off Menu podcast amongst others, and

3:31

judge on the Great British Menu. He

3:33

can now also add author to his bio

3:35

of credentials as his debut book, Glutton,

3:38

is about to be released. His career

3:40

in comedy began at Durham University, performing

3:42

with the Durham Review before heading to the Edinburgh

3:45

Fringe for the first time in 2011. His

3:47

stand up comedy is largely observational

3:50

comedy, often aimed at himself, including

3:52

discussion of his diabetes, which he was diagnosed

3:55

with as a teenager. He says his

3:57

humour was honed by a fixation with all

3:59

things sitcoms. and stand up. Ed

4:01

has been a regular panelist on the BBC

4:03

panel show, Mock the Week, has acted

4:06

for shows on the BBC and hosted several

4:08

radio shows. The off-menu podcast

4:10

which he hosts with James Acaster has

4:13

been a phenomenal success which has seen

4:15

him become somewhat of a household name.

4:18

When asked what made him get into comedy, Ed

4:20

replied, The perfect mix of a terrifying

4:23

ego and an astonishing lack of self-esteem. I

4:25

can't tell day to day whether I'm arrogant

4:28

or I hate myself, but I think somewhere

4:30

in between is absolutely ideal for

4:32

a comedian. Welcome, Ed.

4:34

Well, thank you. Is that awful

4:36

having to read out things about people while they sit here looking

4:39

at you? I feel like I'm at school and I'm eight

4:41

years old and I make so many mistakes. It's

4:43

terrible. Once that bit's over, I feel like

4:45

I get into my rhythm.

4:46

But I wanted to ask you about that quote,

4:49

The perfect mix of a terrifying ego

4:51

and an astonishing lack of self-esteem, because

4:53

that's quite a contradiction.

4:55

Yeah, I think so. But I think most comedians

4:58

you meet will have that contradiction within themselves.

5:00

Okay. Also, I think starting young

5:03

as a comic means that you have maybe

5:05

a lack of self-awareness and confidence

5:07

that youth brings. Yeah. But then

5:10

also you need a remarkable amount of self-awareness

5:13

and lack of confidence to be able to talk about yourself.

5:15

And to get on stage. Exactly. Yeah,

5:17

yeah, yeah, I think so. I

5:19

think you have to have an ego, but

5:21

also sort of know preoccupations with

5:24

how you look because you've got to go on stage

5:26

and act like an idiot.

5:27

What do you think about comics

5:28

who start later in life because you don't have

5:31

that naivety? Well, I think

5:33

a lot of comics who start in later life

5:35

are often better quicker because they've got

5:38

less time. So

5:40

they've got so much going on in their lives. They're a lot better

5:42

at writing and sort of focusing.

5:44

And they know themselves better as well. I think when you

5:46

start young, there's a period of a

5:49

few years where you're writing jokes and trying to work out who

5:51

you are or the sort of person you're putting across

5:53

on stage where as I guess, if

5:55

you start when you're a bit older, you've been through a lot more. So you

5:57

can be like, well, I know what guy I

5:58

am. Let's just walk up and.

5:59

See what happens. Yeah, that's true. I guess in a way,

6:02

maybe what you did starting

6:03

young is scarier because you are figuring

6:05

out who you are kind of in front of everyone else.

6:08

Yeah, I wouldn't say it was I mean, I did a lot

6:10

of people say, oh, it takes a lot of courage to get up

6:12

and do what you do. It doesn't. It doesn't. Like,

6:14

I mean, maybe the first three, I was like a bit nervous,

6:16

but I was doing it

6:17

at university, like in front of my mates as well. So

6:20

what you never found it scary?

6:22

Not really. If it's like a big gig,

6:24

I still get those nerves and butterflies. But also, I think

6:26

I've burned out all my adrenal glands or whatever

6:28

it is now. They're all gone. A

6:31

very useful thing. Yeah. I

6:34

mean, adrenaline is there for a reason, right?

6:36

You know, if it now cares about fight or flight,

6:39

crossing a busy road completely dead behind

6:41

the eyes.

6:42

I like to be very prepared on

6:44

this podcast. I do called the term glutton,

6:47

which is the name of your book. And obviously,

6:49

it means an excessively greedy eater.

6:51

But did you also know it's the old fashioned

6:54

term for Wolverine?

6:55

No, I didn't. But that's cool as hell.

6:58

I'm so into that. I thought you were going

7:00

to tell me it was some like ancient

7:02

slur or something. And I should have Googled it myself.

7:05

The title of my book is hugely cancelable.

7:09

And that's the end of this.

7:12

So your passion for food started very

7:14

early in life. So we're going to dive straight into the first

7:16

desert island dish. And that's the dish that

7:18

most reminds you of your childhood. So

7:20

my mom cooked a lot when I

7:22

was a kid. And I think

7:25

my love of food doesn't necessarily come from

7:27

her being like, oh, why don't you try this? I

7:29

think I was sort of dedicated to

7:32

being more of a gourmand than the other children. I

7:34

think I saw kids complaining and I was like, no,

7:36

I'm going to be the one who eats everything. But

7:39

she was willing to satisfy that

7:42

by cooking like grown up stuff for

7:44

me. But I tell

7:46

you, this is my grandma's dish that reminds

7:48

me of my childhood. And it's pretty bog

7:51

standard. It's lasagna. There's

7:53

nothing wrong with that. Even today,

7:55

having eaten the amount of stuff that I've eaten on

7:57

Great British menu and restaurants.

8:00

everywhere around the world, absolutely obsessed with food.

8:02

lasagna is still, I think, objectively

8:04

the best food. It's meat

8:06

cake, you know? What

8:09

a lovely way of describing it. It is,

8:12

it's minced vianeta. It combines all

8:14

of the best foods into one fantastically

8:17

warming dish.

8:17

Yeah, so was her actually the best?

8:20

No, my lasagna is the best, actually. My

8:22

lasagna is the best. Better than grandma's? I think

8:24

so, yeah. Yeah, she's no longer with us, so I can say

8:26

that without feeling bad. She

8:30

was really good at a lot of other stuff. She did the best

8:32

versions of other stuff. But I just remember,

8:34

I just gobbled down portion after

8:36

portion of that.

8:37

And this love of food that you describe

8:40

in the book, I mean, it started as soon as you

8:42

were able to eat.

8:43

So it's like, you know, several months old.

8:45

Do you have siblings? I've got a half brother

8:47

and half sister, but they're like younger than me. So

8:50

do they have the same approach to food? No,

8:52

my half brother does a bit, but

8:56

nowhere near the level of me and my dad. And

8:59

my sister is like, yeah, she likes food,

9:01

but she would rather not go and

9:03

gorge like the male members of the Gamble family.

9:05

Because

9:05

it's interesting to think about like the nature

9:08

versus nurture side of things.

9:10

Yeah. And so it wasn't, as you said, like it

9:12

wasn't that your mom encouraged this

9:14

necessarily. It was just something that was within you,

9:16

the true passion for food. Absolutely.

9:18

And so my dad wasn't

9:22

living with us from about the age

9:24

of four, I guess. I was four,

9:26

my dad wasn't four, my dad. But

9:29

we're a lot more comparable in terms of our

9:32

food consumption. So I think it is definitely nature

9:34

rather than nurture. Okay.

9:35

And you describe yourself as a pint-sized

9:38

J-rainer as a baby, who despise

9:41

children's menus out of the sheer injustice

9:43

of the concept. So talk to me about the kids'

9:46

menu

9:46

and your feelings towards it. Well,

9:48

it played into that thing of like, why should I be given

9:50

something different? Why can't I play with the grownups,

9:52

you know? And also they're just so, the

9:55

kids' menus are so disappointing. It's all oven

9:58

chips and chicken nuggets. And now I

10:01

actually think if I went to a restaurant for

10:03

grownups and they were like, our concept is we're

10:06

doing like kids menus for adults. I'd be like, yeah,

10:08

give it to me. Absolutely.

10:09

Also maybe because when I was reading about that, I

10:12

thought maybe actually they exist for the grownups

10:14

because there's nothing more fun than

10:15

eating that. That's the food that

10:17

you want to eat in a restaurant. And

10:19

the children are there and it's just an

10:20

excuse to have fish and chips. I

10:22

think as a kid, I was like, well,

10:24

no, I'm not. I'm a grownup. I could possibly be eating

10:26

the stuff that all these other,

10:28

these little kids are eating, even though I was

10:30

like

10:31

sick. But now, yeah,

10:33

now I'd love it. And, you know, get crayon and color

10:36

in the table. Matt, I'd have a great time.

10:38

But did that desire

10:41

to almost be a bit more grownup than

10:43

you were, was that only to do

10:44

with food or as a child, were you quite ready

10:47

to be a grownup? No, I was very

10:49

badly behaved. So I think it was genuinely

10:52

only food because I was, you know, I was

10:54

running around and being more badly behaved

10:56

than the rest of the kids. You weren't like a 40 year

10:58

old? No, no, no, no. Only

11:00

in the way I ate. Absolutely.

11:03

Let's move on to the second desert

11:06

island dish. What was the first dish you learnt to cook?

11:08

So I had, I had,

11:10

it was like, I think it was an Osbourne book of

11:12

like recipes for the kids specifically

11:15

to be like the first thing you're going to cook. And

11:17

there was a recipe in there. There was like spag bowl and

11:19

things like that. The first thing

11:21

I distinctly remember cooking from that is the chocolate brownie

11:24

recipe from there. I remember

11:26

the book, not because it's stuck in my

11:28

head so distinctly, but

11:31

because I think I cook those brownies maybe about

11:33

five years ago. That book is still at my

11:35

mum's house. Actually, maybe slightly

11:37

more than that. It was when I was still living at my mum's house and

11:40

I just met my girlfriend who

11:42

then became my wife and I cooked

11:44

her those brownies. Was that what

11:46

sealed the deal? I think it must have done. Yeah, yeah,

11:49

yeah. What makes

11:50

them so good? They're very easy.

11:52

Okay. That's all it

11:54

is. It's a recipe for kids. And

11:56

so with being given a cookery book

11:58

as a child, was it?

11:59

assumes that because you loved

12:02

food and you enjoyed eating

12:04

that you would therefore enjoy

12:06

learning to cook or was that something

12:07

that you wanted to do? I don't think it was assumed

12:09

I think I wanted to do it I still love

12:12

cooking I just don't have any time to do it so

12:14

I still I will read cookbooks like they're

12:17

novels and then absolutely

12:19

use them for no practical purpose or something. I

12:22

think that's quite common. Yeah I think

12:24

I mean the size of cookbooks that

12:26

come out there's like 250 recipes in there and

12:28

something and a full autobiographical

12:31

reason for every recipe I think they

12:33

know that people aren't really using them.

12:34

It's not a practical way to cook however

12:37

beautiful and amazing the recipes are it's just

12:40

quite a big effort to pull it off the shelf and

12:42

I don't know. Also

12:43

they all at most cookbooks I have need

12:45

spices I don't have so

12:47

then you go and buy 800 different spices

12:49

put them on the shelf use them once and then have to throw them out

12:51

in three years time so not practical

12:54

but I do like reading them and looking at the pictures. We

12:56

all like that so you say you love

12:58

to cook as a judge how would

13:00

you rate your level of cooking? I'd

13:02

say sort of homely not

13:06

sort of gourmet not high-end I

13:09

don't see the point in doing that sort of level of presentation

13:11

at home you know who's looking. Ed you

13:13

are. Yeah I am but I

13:15

don't care do I've eaten I've eaten most of it while I'm

13:17

still up cooking it. I know that's always

13:20

a thing isn't it by the time you actually sit down there's

13:22

nothing left.

13:22

Do you think it's possible to be

13:25

really passionate about food and not enjoy

13:27

cooking?

13:27

Yeah absolutely yeah I think so. Well

13:30

it's difficult I think you can really appreciate food and you can

13:32

appreciate amazing restaurant food

13:35

without cooking as long as you don't

13:37

start going to restaurants and going oh no I don't

13:39

think this is very good. I don't think you can be negative

13:41

at all it's like right well if you don't do it and

13:44

you don't understand how to prepare a dish

13:46

you can't be negative about that. Do you think that's true? Yeah. So

13:48

with restaurant critics and stuff they

13:51

need to have an understanding of how

13:53

it was actually made or is it just an appreciation

13:56

like is eating a very different

13:58

thing? I think it's an appreciation.

13:59

appreciation of technique and appreciation

14:02

of the amount of work it takes. And

14:04

I think most good restaurant critics do,

14:07

do have that. Yeah. They say to

14:09

be a really great cook or chef,

14:11

you have to be a great eater. It's like training

14:13

your taste buds. Some

14:15

of them you see that they're all, you know, live

14:18

and

14:19

nippy and you know, they're running to work and stuff.

14:21

I'm unacceptable. Having like an occasional

14:23

taste. Don't trust it.

14:24

That is the saying, isn't it?

14:26

That's what you mean to go to the people who the chefs

14:29

go and get food from. Yeah. It's like haircuts.

14:31

Although that's not always true because lots

14:34

of restaurant chefs will go and get

14:36

a McDonald's at the end of the night. And

14:38

I'm not saying anything about McDonald's,

14:41

but it's not Michelin star,

14:42

is it? Yeah. I think they have a similar sort of potential

14:45

diet than a lot of comedians.

14:47

It's funny to think how life turns

14:49

out as you now obviously have a podcast about

14:52

food

14:52

and you're a judge on the great British menu, which

14:54

is a huge and prestigious job

14:57

in the world

14:57

of food. Well, it was before I took it over. I'm

15:00

bringing down the reputation of it somewhat.

15:01

Little by little. Yeah. Would

15:04

you ever have thought that you would end up having

15:07

a career in food?

15:08

Not at all. But I think that's I think that's a good

15:10

thing. And that's something I tell like

15:12

new comedians is talk

15:14

about what you enjoy because

15:17

A, you're going to be better at talking about that. And it's really going

15:19

to come across and people

15:21

in the television industry and entertainment

15:24

industry, for some reason, think

15:26

comedians can do anything. Okay. So

15:28

even though we all get into it just to do stand up, people

15:31

end up going, well, maybe you should try acting in this. Maybe you should

15:33

write a book. Maybe you want to come and be a judge on a food show,

15:36

even though we're not qualified for anything. That's

15:38

the point. So if you start

15:41

really talking about what you're passionate about, I

15:44

think people people really enjoy that. And

15:46

it's a connection to who you are as a person. So I

15:48

can see why it's happened, but that was never my aim. I

15:50

was just talking about what I could. Yeah.

15:52

It's an amazing turn of events. But

15:55

I think that goes back to the previous

15:56

point about you saying you don't

15:58

have to be very brave.

15:59

to do what you do. But I

16:02

think that isn't the general opinion.

16:05

Most people are terrified to stand up on

16:07

a stage in terms of thousands of people. And

16:09

so the fact that you can do that seemingly

16:12

so effortlessly does make people

16:14

just think, oh, well, and you can do

16:15

that. Yeah, I see what you mean. But

16:17

I mean, from my perspective, I'm not being

16:19

brave at all. Okay. I'm

16:21

literally just goby. So

16:24

I've used that to make money somehow. Okay,

16:26

well, that's very modern.

16:27

Let's talk about the Third Desert Island dish.

16:30

What's the best dish you've ever eaten? See,

16:32

this one's really hard. Because

16:35

what happens is I'll eat something and I'll go, that's the

16:37

best thing I've ever eaten. And then the day after I'll eat

16:39

something, I go, that's the best thing I've ever eaten.

16:41

Maybe the next one is the best thing

16:43

you've ever eaten. It just

16:44

keeps getting trumped. Or do you think you forget about

16:46

previous ones that were the best? I think it just

16:48

washes away the memory. And there's so much involved, isn't

16:51

there, in a dish that you think that's the best thing I've ever

16:53

eaten? It's so much about surroundings and who you're

16:55

with. How hungry you are. How hungry

16:57

you are, exactly. And that's not necessarily you have

16:59

to be really hungry. There's a midpoint. If

17:02

I'm hangry and I eat something, I'm

17:04

not even tasting it, it's just going straight down. I'll

17:07

tell you what, I'll tell you the best thing I've eaten recently,

17:09

which at the time I thought that's the

17:11

best thing I've ever eaten. And it's gonna sound

17:13

horrible. On the menu, it

17:15

was just called Tripe. Oh,

17:18

okay.

17:19

But let me tell you, this thing was incredible.

17:21

So it was at Mountain, which is a new restaurant

17:24

from Thomas Parry who runs Brat

17:27

as well. He's a fantastic chef. And

17:29

it's an amazing menu and everything

17:31

was great, but we just ordered tripe.

17:33

There was no other description for it. But

17:36

it was what you would imagine. It was like sort

17:38

of slow cooked tripe with all

17:40

the gizzards and innards and stuff in this amazingly

17:42

rich tomato sauce. And I think there was bits of chorizo in

17:45

there as well. It was incredible. That

17:47

tends to be the things I end up remembering and

17:49

enjoying the most, the things that feel

17:51

like there's more love in them that they've

17:54

taken a long time to cook. I

17:57

love fine dining and I like tasting menus.

18:00

I like the sort of ritual of it, but

18:02

I never remember the little dishes that

18:04

they bring you, you know, with a little flour on top.

18:07

I'm never going, that's the best thing I've ever eaten. It has to be

18:09

substantial. It has to, it has to feel warm.

18:11

Yeah. Would you ever choose a pudding

18:14

as the best thing you've ever eaten?

18:15

No, I don't think

18:17

so. I do enjoy, I do enjoy desserts.

18:20

We've only ever had that once. Really?

18:22

Yeah.

18:23

Isn't that interesting? Interesting. Yeah.

18:26

If you go out to a restaurant and you've got room

18:29

for pudding, then you've not done a good

18:31

enough job on the start to remain course.

18:33

But it's a different stomach.

18:35

It is a different stomach, but also

18:37

I think I fill up the other stomach so much that they're impinging.

18:40

Your

18:42

grandmother was a brilliant cook. And in the

18:44

book you say that restaurants are missing a trick

18:46

because if there was a restaurant run by grannies

18:49

cooking hearty, simple food, it would be fully

18:51

booked night after night. And I thought

18:53

that was so interesting because I had that exact conversation

18:56

with a guest last week. And it's so true.

18:58

Why does that restaurant

18:59

not exist? Well, I think also

19:01

in the book, I think I point out some of the logistical

19:03

flaws with it in that it would have to

19:05

shut quite early for early bedtimes.

19:08

You'd need a big staff. No,

19:10

we could get them on a different

19:11

timetable. Yes. Yeah.

19:14

Yeah. I think it needs to be on, but there would

19:16

have to be, I think, thousands of grannies on the floor. Yeah.

19:19

Which is, I mean, look, some of them are looking to keep

19:21

busy, right? I follow

19:24

an Instagram account called pasta grannies, which is,

19:26

yeah, Italian grandma's making

19:28

pasta. And I just think that's it. He just, that's

19:30

the sort of restaurant I want to go to. Yeah. I

19:33

was going to say, I think restaurants run by grannies

19:35

as with pasta grannies. It's more common

19:37

somewhere like Italy, where you get a little trattoria

19:40

and it's run by the nonna. But

19:42

I feel like we're missing out in Britain.

19:44

Yeah. And then at the end

19:46

of the meal, you can go to the kitchen and then probably give you a pound.

19:50

If you're very lucky.

19:52

We're on to the most important question of the day,

19:54

the fourth desert island dish. Ed,

19:56

what is your favorite

19:57

sandwich? This is tricky. about

20:00

this a lot. Now, I'd

20:02

say the sandwich I don't get to have very

20:04

often, but I absolutely love it is whenever I go

20:06

to Montreal, or

20:08

when these are similar sorts of sandwich whenever I go

20:11

to New York, I love a pastrami

20:14

Reuben in New York from Katz's

20:16

deli. Yeah. It's really sort of

20:19

touristy. And it's the go to but it is

20:21

absolutely incredible. And in

20:23

a similar vein, I really like they

20:26

call it smote the smoked meat sandwich from

20:28

Schwartz's deli in Montreal. So it's

20:31

within the pastrami realms. It's like

20:33

Jewish deli meat, basically. But which is

20:35

better if you had to pick between those two? I'd probably

20:38

go for. See,

20:40

I really like Schwartz's because whenever I've been to

20:43

Montreal, I literally get off the plane and go straight there.

20:45

And it's like, hello, I've arrived.

20:47

And what I really like as well is there's always a massive

20:50

queue, but I never tell anyone else I'm

20:52

going and always go by myself. So I just go to the front

20:54

of the queue and go, it's only me. They

20:57

go, right, okay. I thought you

20:58

were gonna say you say, do you know

21:00

who I am? No, they would

21:01

not they were they

21:04

couldn't care less, they would not know. But if you're

21:06

by yourself, then you can just squeeze in at

21:08

the bar. It's great. It is a top tip.

21:10

But I think I will go for the pastrami Reuben from

21:13

Katz's because it's still an exciting place

21:15

to go. And it's massive. But

21:17

Katz's is an interesting place because

21:19

it is a tourist attraction, obviously, because everyone

21:21

talks about it so much. But I feel like it is also loved

21:24

by locals.

21:24

Yeah, yeah, definitely. It's a mixture of the two.

21:26

It's maintained its quality for sure. Which

21:29

is quite amazing. Given it's huge,

21:31

and you know, Harry met Sally and all of that stuff.

21:33

And it's so busy. But I also love

21:36

the way the place works. I'm a sucker for watching

21:38

a slick operation, taking the ticket,

21:41

going in, ordering what you want, they write what you've had on the ticket,

21:43

and then you pay on the way out, bang, bang, bang out.

21:45

And you've had like a 9000 calorie sandwich

21:47

and you're set up for the day. It's

21:48

quite bare-esque, isn't

21:50

it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That kind

21:52

of thing. So good. In

21:54

the book, you talk about your relationship

21:57

with food and the impact that

21:59

that relationship has.

21:59

on your body and how you've been in a larger

22:02

body and you've also lost a lot

22:04

of weight. You talk about the different roles you

22:06

played throughout your life and you say at school you

22:08

were happy to be, in your words, the

22:10

funny fat guy and later at university

22:12

the fully formed funny fat pressure.

22:15

And it struck me that with both of those descriptions

22:17

you've always been the funny guy.

22:20

Do you think your funniness was

22:22

something that you developed because of your size? Yeah.

22:24

Were those two things interlinked?

22:26

Yeah, I think so. I don't think, I'm

22:28

not saying that if I was sort of

22:30

skinnier when I was a kid that I wouldn't have been funny. I think

22:33

that was natural and I liked

22:35

entertaining people but I think I really, really

22:37

led into that because of my size. Like

22:40

thinking, well, that's what I'm going to bring to this group then.

22:42

I can't be the sort of, you know, A-team

22:45

rugby player. I can't walk around

22:47

like all those good looking people at school

22:49

and university just existing

22:51

on their laurels. So I'm going to be funny. And

22:53

also there's such an important social role, I think.

22:56

I think I must have instinctively known that. Every

22:58

group needs someone funny, right?

23:00

Definitely. But I just wondered, you

23:02

obviously are naturally funny,

23:05

but maybe if things had been different, you

23:07

would have just been, you know, the slightly

23:09

funny guy.

23:10

Maybe. You wonder whether life would have turned

23:12

out the same way. Oh yeah, no, I don't think it would have done.

23:14

Absolutely not. I think we can

23:16

say that about anything, right? You know, if

23:18

things weren't exactly as they were in the past, what would

23:21

have changed? But no, I'm not sure I'd be a comedian

23:23

now if I wasn't the sort

23:25

of fat funny guy at school.

23:27

And you started doing comedy when you

23:29

were at Durham before later going to the Edinburgh

23:31

Fringe just a few years later. You

23:33

said that while you're at university, you didn't

23:35

know what you wanted to do. Was comedy

23:38

something that you thought about pursuing

23:40

seriously or what did you think you were going to end

23:42

up doing?

23:42

Well, I pursued it very seriously when I was at university,

23:45

even though I should have been pursuing my course very seriously.

23:48

Like we were dedicated to it. Like it was so

23:50

it was me and Nish Kumar and Tom Nienan, Peter

23:52

Riley. And we just used to

23:54

write sketches all day and rehearse all day

23:56

and just completely ignore our academic

23:58

stuff.

23:59

So I think probably in the back of my mind

24:02

there, maybe I was thinking

24:03

I'm gonna I need to keep this up when

24:05

I leave but I

24:07

Think you can't really say I'm going to be a professional

24:09

comedian when I leave the university because it's

24:12

so impossible to make money For a bit for years,

24:14

but I had no other plan in my head to be like well I'll

24:17

do this to make money and then I'll do comedy it's sort

24:19

of all in really Yeah

24:20

saying that you want to be a stand-up comic

24:23

is kind of like saying you want to be a Hollywood

24:25

actor like most That people would like to do that But

24:27

it's seeing how that can actually play out

24:29

in your life at that moment when you're

24:32

at university

24:32

thinking about the future What

24:35

would you have thought would be a success?

24:37

I what is a successful stand-up comic as

24:39

you're at university

24:41

I think just making any money from it So

24:43

but I had no concepts of how much humans

24:46

need to make to survive to be honest I was just

24:48

like living in a complete dream world So

24:50

I I always said when I actually

24:53

probably quite soon after I came out of uni when I started

24:55

doing comedy and turned Professional after you

24:57

know two or three years and what does that mean? As

25:01

in all my income was coming from okay from

25:03

comedy, but then also do bear in mind My

25:06

mum lives in London and I was living in a house So

25:09

it's difficult to say I

25:11

was you know fully earning my keep Very

25:14

lucky to be supported in that way

25:17

But I think I had an idea I started

25:19

supporting Greg Davis on tour in 2010

25:23

and I was like well This is it. This is what I this is what I

25:25

want to do and at the time Greg was doing probably

25:28

venues that were But like

25:30

probably like 800 900 thousand seaters a little

25:34

bit more than that probably That was on his first

25:37

tour and then they got bigger on the next tour and I did two

25:39

tours and I remember thinking if I can

25:42

If I can get to a point where I

25:44

can do a tour where there's like a

25:46

couple of hundred people in the audience everywhere I go

25:49

and I'd be very very happy and I've

25:51

done that and some more so you know,

25:54

I've got to be I've got to be happy with that But that was in

25:56

my mind what success was and I never

25:58

really thought about doing TV

25:59

TV or anything like that. Okay. And was that

26:02

was that supporting tour was

26:05

when you,

26:05

when you look back now, was that your big break?

26:08

Yeah, probably in my confidence. And

26:10

also, yeah, generally, I mean, not

26:12

necessarily in the industry, because the support act means

26:15

means nothing really. Yeah. But

26:17

for me to be able to do, you know, 60 gigs

26:20

in a year with Greg was just invaluable.

26:22

I'm watching him every night as well, just be brilliant.

26:25

So yeah,

26:25

being a support act is difficult,

26:28

because you know, people aren't not

26:30

in a not in a bad way, but people aren't there.

26:32

Oh, no, absolutely. It's

26:34

a difficult role to play. Because if

26:36

people are paid a ticket to come and see you, you have

26:38

this inner confidence, because you know, they obviously

26:40

want to see you. But it must be quite a hard

26:42

thing to go on stage to

26:44

that kind of audience.

26:45

But then also, you can think of it in

26:47

the reverse in that no one's expecting you to be

26:50

there. So if you have a

26:52

reasonably good gig, you've done amazingly.

26:54

Yeah. And also, you're

26:56

there to do a job. And sometimes the job is to soak

26:59

up the apathy in the room. So the person can go on

27:01

afterwards and have the gig of their lives. That's

27:03

what I tell my support. You're an apathy sponge.

27:09

Let's talk about the first desert

27:11

island dish. What's the dish you eat the most often?

27:14

Oh, it's probably something really boring, though. Like

27:16

if you're talking most most often. I

27:19

mean, it's breakfast, it's probably like an omelette or

27:22

fried, fried eggs and bacon. Okay. Is that how

27:24

you start every day? A lot of

27:26

days. Yeah, I've got I go through phases with breakfast,

27:28

you've got to keep it you've got to keep it mixed. Yeah. But

27:31

no, I go through big, big egg phases.

27:33

Okay. And I love an omelette. Actually,

27:36

as a mountain the other day, there was a spider crab

27:38

omelette, which was incredible. I'd

27:40

also already had an omelette for breakfast.

27:43

So double omelette day is not a spider

27:45

crab omelette. Breakfast would be quite punchy.

27:47

Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that. It's very

27:49

seasoned. Yeah, I think eggs, just

27:52

eggs. What a great go to. How versatile.

27:55

Don't

27:59

know if any I've never spoken about the versatility of eggs

28:01

before, but I'm here to... I know,

28:04

you suddenly have a love

28:05

in common with the guy who came up with the slogan,

28:07

go to work

28:08

on an egg. Go to work on an egg, and I completely agree

28:10

with that, you know? You wasn't wrong. And also, you just feel

28:12

like a bodybuilder when you're eating loads of eggs. Yeah.

28:15

You feel healthy, even though I'm sure there's huge

28:18

health downsides to eating loads of eggs, but

28:21

yeah, an omelette, fantastic. Do

28:22

you have a certain technique?

28:24

No. Okay. Bung it

28:27

in. Yeah. You can't be messing around in the morning,

28:29

just bung it in and get it in.

28:31

Even if it ends up more like scrambled eggs. Yeah,

28:33

that's fine. Again, who's looking? Touchup?

28:35

No, hot sauce. I

28:38

have a selection of about 50 hot sauces at home. Oh, do you?

28:40

Yeah. Some of them I buy because their names are funny, and then it

28:42

turns out they're inedible. Okay. So

28:45

like, what level of heat can you handle? I

28:47

like spicy stuff, and that wakes you up

28:49

in the morning as well. I've never understood why. If

28:51

you're having breakfast out somewhere in the UK, you

28:53

have to ask for hot sauce, and they look really baffled.

28:57

And then they'll go away and come back with a sort of trade-sized

29:00

bottle of Tabasco. But

29:03

in the States, when I spent time in the States, there's

29:05

always hot sauce on the table, and that's what I like. But

29:08

nothing too much. Like, if I

29:10

eat anything really spicy, I start to hiccup. Oh,

29:13

okay. So if I start hiccuping, breakfast's gone wrong.

29:16

What about those famous Doritos,

29:19

the challenge with the really spicy ones? Have you done

29:21

that?

29:21

Yeah, I've done that. I did that for...

29:24

Easy. Me and James

29:26

went to film a video for

29:28

a sort of online, I

29:31

don't know what you call them, network, lab

29:33

Bible. And we

29:36

did like the sort of posh versus

29:38

normal food, right? And that

29:40

was fine. And then they went, oh, we want to do this thing. And

29:43

they really snuck it up on us. They went, oh, you know, try

29:45

to do this one challenge thing. It's really

29:47

funny when people do it. And we were like, I'm not sure.

29:49

They were like, yeah, it's really good. So we did

29:52

that, and it's the most painful three

29:54

hours I've had in my life. It

29:56

doesn't stop. It doesn't

29:58

stop, it just keeps going. Oh my god, from

30:01

One Little Bites? Oh I know we both

30:03

have the whole thing. You know they banned

30:05

those in America now, but then the kid died. It's

30:08

really bad, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone died.

30:11

It's not even, it's just the spice and

30:14

it makes you panic and it has this huge

30:16

physiological effect. Like, it was really

30:18

bad, like I was chugging milk. And,

30:21

well, I was just quiet, so

30:23

we've not, we said don't release the video because it's

30:25

really bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I went

30:27

really quiet and James swore

30:29

at the crew for about an hour. Yeah.

30:32

No, we need to see that video. You're never going to

30:34

see it. One day. Very well.

30:38

You talk in the book about

30:39

how losing weight changed how people

30:41

saw you

30:42

and also how they treated you, but that ultimately

30:45

inside nothing had changed, both

30:47

in terms, obviously, of who you are, but

30:49

also how you think. This isn't

30:51

something that we hear men talking about very often,

30:54

and I wondered if you could tell us a little bit more

30:56

about that experience.

30:57

In terms of how the change

30:59

how people saw. Yeah. Yeah,

31:01

I mean, you just sort of, I think,

31:04

I think when I was bigger, that was the first

31:06

thing that people saw about me. And

31:10

I always felt, and it might not have been them, but it might

31:12

just be my view of how society

31:14

works. I felt like they were waiting

31:16

for me to mention it. Do you know what I mean?

31:19

Like to sort of almost break that seal and go, don't

31:22

worry, guys, I know I'm fat and make

31:24

some joke about it. Whereas suddenly

31:26

the confidence I had when I lost that weight was

31:29

something I wasn't expecting, right? And

31:32

I just, yeah, I

31:34

felt more confident, but not because I thought

31:36

I looked better necessarily, but because

31:38

I thought other people thought I looked

31:40

better. Yeah.

31:42

Reading the book was really interesting because

31:44

it sort of felt like

31:46

you

31:48

don't believe that

31:50

you look better now. You were genuinely

31:52

surprised by people's reactions and kind of annoyed

31:55

that people would treat you differently when you are

31:57

exactly the same person.

33:59

I can't necessarily see myself

34:02

doing all of the things that I've done if I hadn't lost that

34:04

weight But then also as we discussed I wouldn't

34:06

be a comedian if I wasn't a fat kid

34:08

Right way around

34:10

yeah When

34:12

I read it I just thought it was so refreshing

34:14

to hear a man talk about this kind of

34:16

stuff because I feel like these are quite female

34:19

Focused conversations normally

34:20

there's a huge issue with male body

34:22

image and men don't necessarily talk about

34:24

it And I think all

34:27

the issues that are rightly raised with

34:29

Female body image and social media and

34:32

all that that all exists for men as

34:34

well Yeah, but there's just not that

34:36

much focus on it.

34:37

Yeah, it's true like every year with Love Island

34:39

The talk is always on the female Contestants,

34:43

yeah pressure and the rest of it, but it's the

34:45

men are

34:45

absolutely yeah I just want to see one

34:47

guy it go and they're wearing a t-shirt. I

34:49

know that's all I want to take it on it's

34:52

not it's to me it's It's

34:54

not a Relatable experience

34:57

they're all walking around in their trunks like me

35:00

or none of my friend I've never been on holiday with any of

35:02

my friends where any of the men take

35:04

their t-shirt off at any point It must be in the

35:06

contract. It must be

35:08

what do you wear a t-shirt to go swimming?

35:10

I have done I don't anymore. Yeah, but I

35:12

still have that thing where I'm like you from Sunburn.

35:15

Yeah. Yeah, exactly Oh and other people's

35:17

eyes. I still have that thing where I'm like, I

35:20

don't like it I don't like taking my t-shirt off and going

35:22

for a swim or I'll do the thing of Taking

35:24

the t-shirt off and just running to the pool as quickly as possible

35:27

as if water obscures my body

35:32

We're on to the sixth desert island

35:34

dish, what's your go-to dinner party dish

35:36

So I talked about doing like slow cooking and all

35:38

of that stuff. That's tends to be what I do if people are

35:40

coming over So I'll

35:42

spend all day, but I'll prepare all in the morning

35:45

bung it in a pot and then leave it for hours

35:48

So rarely have time for dinner parties. The last

35:50

time I did a dinner party I did beef

35:52

cheeks slow-cooked

35:55

in like in Barolo wine

35:57

and vegetables and the ins and all that business

35:59

and did that for it was like five

36:02

hour cook

36:03

and they just filled the smell fills the house with

36:06

polenta i did polenta as well and

36:08

never do dessert never cook dessert for a dinner party

36:11

oh okay no way no you're giving

36:13

yourself too much to do okay and you

36:15

haven't

36:15

done a good enough job of filling them

36:17

up exactly or you tell you tell

36:19

them to bring dessert okay that's

36:21

the only way to do it you pick something up from marks and

36:23

expenses yeah

36:26

you're welcome to come but you have to bring yeah bring

36:28

a flan or something

36:29

what about cheese because we have

36:32

to talk about the cheese board it's something i

36:34

know you're very passionate about hugely

36:36

you're eager to spread the joy of the cheese board

36:38

to the masses and in doing so make

36:40

the world a better place

36:41

yeah that's your like political

36:43

slogan absolutely yeah i'm running for

36:45

mayor of london under that banner

36:47

i mean i actually i think you'd get quite a lot of votes

36:51

so obviously aside from cheese being the best thing in

36:53

the whole world what is it about the

36:55

cheese board that you feel so passionate

36:57

about i think there's a few things where you get that

36:59

amount of variety within one food

37:01

stuff

37:02

and uh tastes and it's like

37:04

it's the wine of food i think there's there's

37:07

so much to enjoy and so many different

37:09

methods of uh producing it and

37:11

i think it's exciting and i'm so

37:13

boring i like hearing about the cheese makers i

37:16

like their stories um but

37:18

also like after a meal i think now i'm

37:21

less likely to get it after a meal because i'm doing

37:23

such a good job on the start to remain okay a

37:25

cheese board is a meal in and of itself i think

37:27

yeah quite punchy to like pull

37:30

out a really big one and then i think yeah

37:32

i think i think now i'm more

37:34

likely to be like i'm just gonna have cheese for dinner

37:37

that's my that's my dream really

37:39

but i was interested that you think a

37:41

cheese

37:41

string

37:42

has a place on a cheese

37:44

board yeah because i think i think people are snobs

37:47

as well

37:48

i am i am eating

37:49

a cheese string without pulling

37:52

it

37:52

uh yeah of course yeah yeah you've got to try it's

37:54

good and it's not it's not as fun

37:57

certainly and i feel like you're not you're not giving

37:59

it potential. The cheese strings are wonderful

38:01

invention, I think it's mad that people

38:04

aren't all over this. Imagine a cheese bomb with

38:06

just a little pile of strings in the corner, I think it's fantastic.

38:08

Well

38:08

I think it's because they're marketed to children but that's

38:10

where they're

38:11

going wrong. Yeah totally yeah. It's

38:13

like the sucky yoghurts, those are

38:15

delicious. Yeah yeah yeah. But you also

38:17

get the children's, it's just like a grown-up yoghurt

38:19

bit in a sucky pouch. A sucky

38:23

pouch. I know, if that's what they're called,

38:25

they're called suckies.

38:26

Well that's

38:28

great for a start, it's not marketed

38:30

to children at all.

38:35

Oh no I'm never going to look at them the

38:37

same way. No that's terrible,

38:39

we need this. We need the right

38:41

to this. That is bad. But

38:43

yeah, well something else, we've got a

38:45

great description of cheese that's ranked as though

38:47

they were a football team which I enjoyed very

38:49

much but I was surprised at your description

38:52

of quince being on the subspense

38:54

and saying it's essentially useless but Ed

38:56

did you really mean that?

38:57

Yeah I do mean it. I think I feel

38:59

that way about any chutneys on a cheese

39:01

board, anything like that. Really? Yeah

39:04

I think they're there for sort of aesthetic

39:06

purposes. I think they're there for like,

39:08

it's just not for me. If the cheese is good enough that you just

39:11

need the cheese. Even crackers like

39:13

Shaw now and again if I'm having it as

39:15

a standalone meal, I will just eat just the

39:17

straight cheese yeah. Oh. Yeah I

39:20

think anything like quince you like taken away

39:22

from the flavor of the cheese.

39:23

Okay. So

39:24

you get you know each to their own. Each

39:26

to their own. But I'm a purist. Okay.

39:29

On Desert Island dishes we have a cookbook corner

39:31

so I'd love to know what is your most treasured cookbook?

39:33

So as I say I tend to just read

39:36

them like novels. I don't think there's many

39:38

cookbooks that I've cooked more than three things from.

39:40

Okay. I

39:42

have ones with recipes in that I keep going back

39:44

to so I essentially keep like a whole 500 page

39:46

book for one page of it.

39:49

So there's a couple that I'll bring up. The

39:52

Pit Q cookbook which like I'm

39:54

a massive barbecue fan so if isn't

39:58

I'd rather just get rid of the oven inside and I I only

40:00

use the barbecue forever, really. Okay, you can do

40:02

that. Yeah, I could, but I don't think my

40:04

wife would be very happy about that, because also when I

40:06

barbecue, I cook enough for 50 or 60 people.

40:09

How could she be sad about that?

40:11

Well, yeah, but the fridge is

40:13

full of sort of leftover burnt sausages

40:15

and stuff, but Picky is

40:17

like proper American barbecue, but they've actually got a

40:20

recipe in there for these pickled shiitake

40:22

mushrooms, which is something I go back to all the

40:25

time. We've normally got a jar of them in the fridge. Oh,

40:27

wow. You use dry mushrooms

40:30

and then rehydrate them, and then

40:32

you pickle them with soy

40:35

sauce in there as well, and star anise, and

40:37

then put them in the fridge, and then they last for ages. And

40:39

they go with everything. They go very well with cheese, actually.

40:42

Oh, now you've changed your tune. Yeah,

40:44

yeah. So close to that one. I

40:47

was singing, you know? I don't think pickled shiitake

40:49

mushrooms was averse in the chutney sauce. Oh, no,

40:51

I just don't know why you were giving quince such a

40:53

hard time. I still am. It's nothing

40:55

compared to that. So that book, definitely. But

40:58

I'll tell you the book I'm going to bring, because I just started properly

41:00

going through it the other day, is Andy

41:02

Oliver's new book, The Path of Pot Diary,

41:05

which is incredible. And

41:08

I'm genuinely going to cook stuff from that. So I've already

41:10

earmarked the curry goat and roti

41:12

from that to me. So I work with Andy a lot,

41:15

and I'd love to be able to go in and go, I cooked this with

41:17

your book.

41:18

Did you bring it in? Yeah. That

41:20

was, no. No, she'll, no. Why not?

41:23

She would tell me if she didn't like it. Oh, okay, oh

41:25

yeah, that's high fakes. Would, obviously,

41:27

your debut book is about to come out.

41:30

Would you ever think about a cookbook? I

41:34

would, but I'd feel a bit of a hypocrite, because I

41:36

don't cook enough. So I think

41:38

I'd have to maybe go on a, and this is

41:40

the sort of thing I do, take three years off

41:43

comedy to just cook all the time

41:45

and then write a cookbook. Do you think that is something that

41:47

you do? Well, it's the sort of thing I'd say to my wife, I'd go,

41:49

I'm gonna take three years off comedy and write a cookbook. She'd

41:51

go, you're having a breakdown. Okay. Like,

41:54

is that kind of what happened during lockdown? Yeah,

41:56

I mean, I got obsessed with barbecues then. I was barbecuing

41:58

five or six times a week. and I thought I was having

42:00

the best time of my life. And

42:03

I was genuinely in my head like, this, God,

42:05

I love this. I mean, no, it's awful that there's a pandemic,

42:08

but so great, I'm absolutely

42:10

loving this. And then my wife sent me a

42:12

picture of me and I was stood outside

42:15

at nighttime, only

42:17

lit by the flames of a barbecue wearing pajamas.

42:19

And I was like, no, this is an episode. This

42:21

has gone too far.

42:22

Yeah, but it's weird when you're in it, something

42:24

like that. And you do genuinely

42:26

feel very happy. I was on top of the world.

42:28

So at the end of this podcast, we are

42:30

gonna send you off to a desert island.

42:32

How does the thought of being sent to

42:34

a desert island make you feel? I mean, at the moment I'm

42:36

quite busy, so it does sound lovely.

42:39

I mean, it depends what sort of facilities are available on

42:41

the desert island. I

42:42

think it's very bare. Mm,

42:44

no, I mean, I've taken Andy's book, haven't I?

42:46

Yeah. So I'll read that and then see what

42:48

happens. Are you good in your own company?

42:51

I think I'm good in my own company, but there's a threshold.

42:54

Okay.

42:54

So sometimes when I go away for work

42:57

and it's just me, I'll

42:59

be sitting in a hotel room or whatever and thinking,

43:01

this is great, I love being by myself. And

43:03

then after a day or two, I've

43:05

gone mad and I need to see some

43:07

people. So I'd probably last 24 hours on my desert

43:09

island before I start getting angry. Okay,

43:12

okay, okay, the countdown is on. Yeah.

43:14

Well, on to the final seventh desert

43:17

island dish. What is the last dish you choose

43:19

to eat before being sent to the desert islands?

43:21

I love

43:22

Turkish food. So I'd

43:24

probably go with a huge

43:27

feast, a Turkish feast.

43:29

And go with all of the cold

43:31

starters, the hummus and all

43:33

of that gang, the Baba Ghanoush gang, like

43:36

amazing breads, the pita, and

43:40

then also the, I think it's lakmakun.

43:43

I think that's how you say it. Apologies if you're

43:45

Turkish. It's like

43:47

the almost pizza sort of thing, but

43:49

with like a very thin layer of tomato and lamb.

43:51

Yeah. Love a bit of that. Halloumi,

43:54

yes please. All of that

43:56

stuff. The sutjuk, which is the sausage,

43:59

like the spicy takers. sausage, throw that

44:01

on the starters as well. And then just a pile

44:03

of grilled meat, like the Adana kebab

44:05

and lamb shish and chicken shish

44:08

and Bay

44:09

tea and all of that piled on. So

44:11

good. What are you

44:12

drinking? I mean, what goes with that really

44:15

is,

44:16

it's probably some beer, but if

44:18

I'm eating that much, I don't want to add the gas,

44:20

you know? So probably

44:23

wine, probably like a magnum of Riesling.

44:26

Okay.

44:26

I mean, don't worry about gas. You're going to be on your own

44:28

on a desert island.

44:29

I suppose it's quite entertaining to be by

44:32

yourself with gas. Maybe if it gets really bad,

44:34

I can sort of motorboat my way back. So

44:36

that's a good idea, actually.

44:40

My drink's going to be a pint of beans, please.

44:45

So no pudding, just a big tin of beans.

44:48

Yeah. And then I'll just get straight

44:50

in the sea and then I'll be back in 20 minutes. Yeah, 24

44:53

hours. Yeah, yeah. That's never going to

44:55

happen.

44:56

Ed Gamble, those were your desert island

44:58

dishes. Thank you so

44:59

much. Thank you very much for having me.

45:01

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45:03

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