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hello , gang's master , hello and
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nice to see you . Now , what can I do for you ? I
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heard in Super Mario Bros 3 there's a secret
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whistle in the first world which enables
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you to warp into a later level . I don't
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know where it is . Do you have any idea ? Do
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I know where it is ? Oh , the audacity
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of you . Of course I do . Of course , of course Hayden , of
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course Hayden , of course Hayden , of course
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Hayden Music
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.
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Welcome , dear listener to whatever
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. This is currently untitled and
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, going by the code name , you never get those
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minutes back . I want to go back in time
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, maybe like a year , year
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and a half , because of all
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the things 2021 threw
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at me and it threw some stuff . The
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one that was least expected was a reboot
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of cult 90s TV classic
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Games Master . This was
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a reboot that was about to screw with my
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rose-tinted childhood memories and
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I went in worried . I worried
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because I badly wanted it
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to be amazing and I worried because
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I fully expected it to be
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a bit shit . I mean , they were going
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in without Scotland's elf of innuendo
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, dominic Diamond , at the helm for a kickoff Like
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what the fuck ? No , tom , no , dice
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Sunshine .
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Tell us what went wrong .
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But when it began to beam into my living
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room towards the end of November , I was
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duly sat deep in my soulful , like
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an expectant kid , wholly expecting
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a kick to the golden balls of my youth , whilst
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managing to also cling to a thin
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sliver of hope that they might just get
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it right . And then it began
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, and instantly I was
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in love . It was that sort
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of thunderbolt from the heavens . Love
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, cupid's frag detonating right
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on my noggin . Love , this was good
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. No , no , no . This was wonderful
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. Three instantly lovable
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hosts in Robert Rab , florence , frankie Ward
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and Ty Logan had such immediate
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presence in chemistry . I'd forgotten
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about that Domfeller , like I hadn't
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, but I wasn't thinking about him for a while . Then
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we had Sir Trevor McDonald as the flipping
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games master carrying the role , like he
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was born to play it and should have been news
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reading long before he did . Weird
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and wonderful guests rolled out for the brilliantly
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conceived challenges and the promise of a golden joystick
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or a brilliantly comical plunge
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to the abyss and the utterly
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piss . Funny educating grade old
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section where Rab educates his
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beautifully , beautifully deadpan mate
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about video game stuff , and I just
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wish I had a mate like Grado . This
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was a goddamn triumphant every
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sense . Not only had revamped
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games master fully embraced the spirit of the original
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, but it had also managed to do it without feeling
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like a cheap market knockoff . Not only
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had it reignited my lost love for
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the show like it was carrying a bastard flamethrower
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, but it has also found a new audience
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. My kids joined me for all three of its
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shows and their initial uncertainty
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gave way to excitement at the thought of another
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outing of gaming magic the following
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week . The challenges were wonderful
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. The audience in the studio thought I could
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blend of young guns and prop across the old folk
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with whom I could totally relate . Hey
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, kids , we were there when this thing was cool , when
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Dominic Diamond was like Johnny fucking rotten
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blowing the roof off the lesser free trade hall , sort
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of we'd say .
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But it's cool now .
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The kids would reply We'd mull it
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over . Watch Rab , frankie and Ty
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doing their thing , feel the wick , cut the
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air , catch the camaraderie spilling
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from the screen , taste the nostalgia
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on our tongues . Then we'd nod
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Good point , kids . The
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thing is , I have always lamented
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the loss of this show . I often wished
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for a revamp , but when it came I was doubtful
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it could recapture the spark . I needn't
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have worried . The spark was alive
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and kicking hard . Games Master
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was at its brilliant best . This
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was a glorious return . That now leaves
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me in a bittersweet place , because no
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sooner had it returned than it was gone
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again . Free shows Free
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, seriously . Adam Sandler
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is still making comedy films . Season one
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of EastEnders is currently like 800
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episodes long and Mrs Brown's boys
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currently exist in my current reality
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, until the Mandela Effect kicks
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that out of existence . But Games Master
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gives me three episodes
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. This isn't a magic number , this
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is a shitty fucking number . I
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can only hope that there is a legion of fans
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such as myself who fell head over heels
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again , and a whole new legion who
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got it Together . Maybe
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we can push for a recommission , maybe
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it's already in the works , or if not , we
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can riot . Or maybe we
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can write a strongly worded letter or just
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stewing our own slippers . I mean , we'll
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sort the logistics out later . The point
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is , I loved the return
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of this gaming goliath , but
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I also already miss it , and that stings
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.
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You need to select the machine gun and then
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, whenever the mayor in Frank Dachsdown , shoot
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the man behind . If you shoot
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him three times , he'll release
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the mayor and come charging towards you . When
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this happens , punch him and he will eventually
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die .
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