O-high-o, and Ahn-shon-tae, Sin-yore and Frow-en. There are neither Dungeons nor Dragons in this episode, but the players lay their hands on the possible villain behind all the problems in this small village of Marais de Terascon. Could it

Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E5 – Romancing the Scones

May 5th, 2018 1h 7m

Another episode of Dungeons and Dragons, but still no flying reptiles or subterranean jails to be seen. There is initiative rolled in this episode! They’re still on the hunt for the cause of murder, disappearances, and undeath in this small vi

Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E4 – Episode Flatlining

Apr 19th, 2018 1h 14m

In this episode, we prove why we don’t charge for this stuff. DM is missing notes and books. Players are missing pages. We’re all missing the good jokes. But there’s soooooo much character development, role playing, and Dwarven accents, it’s g

Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E3 – CSI:Swamp

Apr 1st, 2018 1h 5m

There’s a storm a-brewin’ in this here town. Village, really. It’s not big enough for the adventurers AND the undead. So listen to this episode where the Dice Criminals attempt to locate where and why the undead won’t stay *Puts on sunglasses*

Dice Crimes – D&D – S1E2 – Card Tricks

Mar 7th, 2018 1h 15m

There’s only so many episodes that can begin and end in a swamp. The band of adventurers find some people who don’t intend to leave them behind, and then try to leave behind a lonely person. No one said they were GOOD adventurers, apparently.

Dice Crimes – D&D – Season 1 Episode 1 – Moovin’ On

Feb 21st, 2018 1h 25m

New game! New session! It’s time to join Mark, Rob, Izzy, Kirk, and Sean for Dungeons AND/OR Dragons. There might be some. There might be none. There could be both! Hear the beginning of a tale about these heroes. Of course it begins in an inn

Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E6 – No Country for Old Marines

Feb 14th, 2018 1h 56m

There’s a lot of… everything in this episode. It’s a doozy! It’s the end of Deathwatch RPG for Dice Crimes. Come back just next week and we’ll have another episode of the new game we’re running next. In the meantime, hug your Brothers one last

Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E5 – The Lordkillers

Jan 21st, 2018 51m 31s

Nightlords! The Traitor Legion of terror. These guys should be serious nemeses. If only these guys stood a chance. Do I mean the Night Lords or the Deathwatch marines? You’ll have to listen to find out.If you want to heap praise and accolades

Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E4 – The Marine Who Wasn’t There

Jan 8th, 2018 44m 7s

They were missing a brother from another Primarch, and didn’t know it. Now he’s here. Does more help improve their ability to find the enemy? Sort of. It makes them a bigger group and a bigger target! But they at least see their enemies now…I

Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E3 – Tolerable Cruelty

Nov 24th, 2017 55m 24s

They are on a roll now. Brother. There’s combat, map puzzles, and voices speaking to them, Brother, from all around. They are so focused, so it’s understandable if there’s accidental heretic crushing en route to finding the sadistic individual

Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E2 – There Will Be Bells

Nov 8th, 2017 1h 8m

Step into the audible armory, Brother, and prepare for a vox-transmission that will make the pain glove seem like the Emperor’s Mercy. Deathwatch continues, but pay attention, Brother, as the Codex Astartes level tactics masterfully play out a

Dice Crimes – Deathwatch – E1 – Brother, Where Art Thou Shooting?

Oct 19th, 2017 53m 39s

Let me tell you something, Brother! Dice Crimes is back, and bringing the light of the Holy Emperor of Mankind to the dark reaches of the Imperium. Izzy runs the group of Lee, Will, and Alex as Deathwatch Space Marines on a mission. But, Broth

Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E3 – Puppies!

Oct 3rd, 2017 34m 18s

If you haven’t liked Everyone is John, this is the last one. But if you think it’s incredible, like watching a train derail at the same moment a plane is crashing on the same spot, all caught on Hollywood cameras, well… you’re almost right. Ju

Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E2 – I’m Not Getting This Job

Sep 21st, 2017 1h 19m

Maybe I should have put the warning on the last one? It’s not like you’ve ever heard one of the Dice Crimes crew murder an NPC during OUR podcast. No, sir or madam, not on OUR podcast. Clean living and no dancing; that’s our podcast. This epis

Dice Crimes Everyone is John – E1 – Six to Eight

Sep 10th, 2017 54m 36s

This one is really different. I know I said Gamma World was different, and a few of the shadowruns were different. But this is out there. Just to reassure you, everyone at Dice Crimes takes mental health very seriously… except in this series.

Dice Crimes Gamma World – E5 – The Red Button

Jul 4th, 2017 1h 39m

This is it! Gamma World conclusion, and the Dice Criminals have the Porker HQ in view. Will Doug get squished trying to sabotage the hogs? Will the red button make this adventure any easier for them? What could possibly fill up an entire build

Dice Crimes Gamma World – E4 – Mr-Dr-Wz

Jun 12th, 2017 1h 2m

They start in the weird tower, and it doesn’t get better. In fact, we cut out huge chunks where weird gamma world alternate universes collided, making the story of their meeting with the Wizard and the subsequent scouting out of the Throw Trof

Dice Crimes Gamma World – E3 – Organic Matters

May 24th, 2017 59m 25s

In this episode, the players are off to see the wizard. No emerald city, but it is a wondrous place with strange things. Well, strange for anywhere else but Gamma World. Come listen about how robots want to live the good life like you do.If y

Dice Crimes Gamma World – E2 – Ssslow Leaksss

May 1st, 2017 54m 6s

The Dice Crimersss keep trying to make sssenssse of Gamma World. They finish their fight and try to figure out what the lay of the land isss. There’sss a problem with how thisss episode sssounds. It is a bit inconsssistent. You might notice it

Dice Crimes – Gamma World – E1 – Random Possibilities

Apr 8th, 2017 1h

Welcome back to Dice Crimes, where life is strange! Gamma World. Join the Dice Crimes crew, minus Izzy but adding Rob for a few sessions, as they venture into a land which seems so alien, yet vaguely familiar. I joke about them not knowing w

Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 24 – This is Broken

Mar 28th, 2017 1h 16m

There’s rules, and sometimes you break them. And sometimes the rules break you. Or your GM’s perfectly laid plans on how to end an adventure. And then Gramps happens. It is broken.Thanks for listening to 3 seasons of Shadowrun. Due to real li

Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 23 – What A Long Strange Trip It’s Been

Mar 19th, 2017 1h 17m

This trip, which has been both weird and lengthy, is coming to an end. The Dice Crimes crew are where Teresa has been leading them for the past two weeks. They can almost see what is ahead, and then they can’t. And then they have no idea what

Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 22 – Crocodiles with Keyboards

Mar 2nd, 2017 1h 5m

SECRETS REVEALED! Their fears were founded. Alliterations were allowed. Confessions come one after another as the Runners are SO CLOSE to their new goal. What could be left for a season finale? Listen and find out!If you want to heap praise a

Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 21 – It Hearse

Feb 23rd, 2017 1h 8m

The trip continues from last episode, with the Runners covering more ground on their Eastward journey. Find out who the third favorite is by being our favorite listener and continuing to the end.If you want to heap praise and accolades upon u

Dice Crimes Season 3 Episode 20 – ROAD TRIP!

Feb 4th, 2017 58m 23s

Join the runners on their road trip…literally to nowhere. And I think they find nowhere in the hills of Argh-Kansas. You know where you’re going? NOWHERE! Yes, nowhere.If you want to heap praise and accolades upon us, save your breath. If you