In this episode, we bring you a tragic yet baffling tale of lost love, candy store explosions, Snape's creamy skin, and Draco's luckiest day ever.  Brett, Emma, Matt, Katie and Erin bring to life this Harry Potter fan-fiction, with editing by Nick Heinlein.

Disclaimer: The plot of this fic centers on an abusive relationship; it contains depictions of intimate partner violence and mentions of past child abuse.