This episode is brought to you by Dolphin Cove cologne 'when you want to smell like white ox and fishy fingers use D.C.' We discuss serial killers, gambling, burping your farts and more https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twit

Witty Title

Nov 14th, 2017 53m 55s

Remember animorphs that was cool. Didn't edit this properly so there's probably spates of boring... we talk about scandals and stuff

Ice C

Oct 31st, 2017 1h 4m

Haha doods fawkin drunk or sumting, embarrassing...

The names Hogan, Paul Hogan

Oct 17th, 2017 59m 46s

Tonight we discuss time traveling baby killers, shooting conspiracies, Aussie icons, schemes, Hip-Hop and more. Cheers. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/dbnrpodcast

Codeine Cowboys

Oct 5th, 2017 56m 41s

This episode is brought to you by Nordburger, If you know anyone at Nordburger we'd appreciate free Nordburger, we'll advertise for Nordburger. We're late and the episode starts off slow but that's because i wanted to go to Nordburger, second h

Kooky

Sep 19th, 2017 1h 1m

Elvis Presley hates aboriginals, a bleak look into stand up comedy, gay marriage, Eastern science, Shkreli vs WuTang. It's all on the table. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/dbnrpodcast

Bird Law

Sep 5th, 2017 1h

Episode 372 of What would you do as a North Korean spy. Also horse penis, indoor sports, bird law and the Armenian Genocide, Elon Musk the philistine in Terminator 2 and much more https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.co

Vegan Caliphate

Aug 22nd, 2017 1h 3m

Today we discuss as many controversial topics as possible in order to stay relevant, Charlottesville, Pauline Hanson, North Korea, Crack, Veganism, Isis, Public Masturbation, we're really grasping at straws xo https://www.facebook.com/dictatedb

Apple Of My Short Guy

Aug 8th, 2017 58m 11s

We chit chat about illegal warehouse parties, Steve Jobs being a hack, our reality tv show, Tom Cruise being a hack, George Foreman being a hack, Bee's on cocaine, Michael Phelps being a hack and more gags, cheers. https://www.facebook.com/dic

R. Kelly: Piss on Jew

Jul 25th, 2017 1h

We rag on negative reviewers, rag on a sick old man, rag on R. Kelly, maybe the reviewers are right and this show is piss (no pun intended) I dunno there's a funny bit on ISIS keychains and a clever flip on a tv show, Thanks for listening xo h

2001: A Suck Odyssey

Jul 11th, 2017 1h 1m

Join us for a pleasant discussion on fem bots, suck bots, comfort bots and scam bots. True crimes need for shitty big titty actresses. The perfect hangover cure. Columbine shooting fangirls and more. Cheers. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbu

Ep 20. Smoking Cools

Jul 4th, 2017 58m 46s

We're back to talk about the George Pell scandal and the real reason the Catholic church hates 666. How to walk behind women at night innocently. Scented candles, shower caps, privilege and smoking, how it's so difficult for the white man in to

The Chaff Before The Wheat

Jun 13th, 2017 1h 4m

The calm before the storm, as undoubtedly the next one will be the most amazing artistic endeavour to ever grace your ears. Tonight we moan about Ghandi, monkey fights, crow buddies, stray dog crews, pretty wild personal encounters with animals

Checkmate ISIS

May 30th, 2017 1h 3m

Here at DBNR we tackle the big issues, today we devise the ultimate ruse to topple terrorism, also chatting about footy boys in Asia, Involuntary celibates, Cassie Sainsbury and bleached buttholes. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/

Had Judas Improved Thy Carpentry

May 15th, 2017 1h 2m

It's 1938, St Petersburg, you're about to be sent to the Gulags, what would you do? play along with today's interactive episode, very special never done before. Also.... hear about the hypocrisies of Jesus and Judas' lack of carpentry skills. S

Three in the Pink One in the Stink

May 2nd, 2017 1h 1m

Back once again with the monotonous drivel, we return to discuss A Current Affair pedophiles, Australian drug mules and the cultural phenomenon of waifus, I put a lot of effort into the title for this ep it's really clever and relevant so you s

Zodiac Killer Autism Checklist

Apr 6th, 2017 1h 13m

Hear us ramble on about cheese pasta sweats, how exciting I know, eating heaps of hummus, even more exciting I know. Meander on about Mao, analyse how the zodiac killer was autistic (and Ted Cruz), gacy was gay obviously. Then an audio treat fo

Schindler's Speed Dealers

Mar 21st, 2017 1h 10m

We're back! The troublesome duo are reunited in Sandilands studio's, you're in for a treat this ep, we devise a great get rich quick scheme involving selling our identities. 'Uber Surge and Purge'. The Bieber impersonator sex offender 900. Rig

Wet Dreams Can't Melt Steel Beams

Mar 17th, 2017 48m 25s

Meditate to this one with headphones as we weren't in Sandilands studies and the audios a little screwy. A cheeky look into Fringe with our pal Zach, as Artie is interstate evading speeding fines. We talk about making autistic people cry, radio

X Rated Zoologists

Mar 1st, 2017 1h 16m

Tonight we're graced with another 'special' guest, i put special in apostrophes because I'm not sure if he constitutes being special, you'll have to listen and make your own judgement. We sit down with comic/philanderer/barman Zach Watson to ta

There Is No God, Only Shul

Feb 21st, 2017 1h 10m

Hey Dickriders, today we have our first guest 'Mr. R' a hard leaning alt right Jew, we get down to brass tax and discuss the rights of homosexual giraffes and gay giraffe conversion therapy. We ask the big questions like would you kill yourself

Ep 10. Racist But Not Sexist

Feb 7th, 2017 52m 20s

Tonight we reflect on, and ultimately 100% resolve the Aus/Invasion day dilemma, thank us later. We talk about the trials and tribulations of owning a racist dog, who is also ageist, but not sexist! We also get into ignorant grandparents, break

Geese Tips, Piss Cliques and Virgin Bits

Jan 17th, 2017 41m 30s

Insider geese tips episode 3 million and 9.2, today we tell you all those nifty tricks to spruce a goose and such, so eat your heart out Blumenthal! After, we go askew from the usual goose tips and tricks, to discuss whether a golden shower wit

Brendan 'the sponge' Fraser and the Trans/Asian Atlantic Mummy

Jan 3rd, 2017 56m 9s

We're back, albeit still a bit drained from the New Year, plus we've been real busy, Artie has been fighting for awareness for politically correct holidays greetings, whilst Louis has been freedom fighting over in Aleppo. More importantly we're

Holy Aioli Haole's

Dec 14th, 2016 1h 7m

Hailing from our brand spanking new studio set-up in Kyle Sandilands basement, this week we analyse the brewing rap beef between Shia LaBeouf and Soulja Boy, and dissect some Tupac conspiracies. We uncover some heinous discoveries, as it's appa