Diddy Dom has dragged Diddy Dick to the Diddy National Theatre for a star interview with Helena Bonham Carter. It turns out this is because he’s hoping to audition for a part in the Midsummer Nights’ Dream that she’s directing. He secures an audition by the simple process of it being open casting, so with a little help from wardrobe supervisor Bruno Tonioli – and a great deal of hindrance from Diddy Dick – Diddy Dom gets the chance to show HBC his Bottom. He’s gonna blow it.