In which friends of the podcast - Pat and Melissa - fill in for Matt and Nyssa, who have mysteriously disappeared in the wake of their alleged charity fraud. They conduct a special investigation into the developing situation with reporter Bindi Irwin, take some calls from the podcast's audience, and interview Tricia Merquet on the subject of her unconventional new dating advice book.

With a submission from Carl Gregory, A.K.A Steazy McWhale-Tits.