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Give me some of the radio, and I'll keep you sexy.

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Hello everyone and welcome to the

0:19

Dis Unlimited Podcast Episode 19. I'm

0:22

your host this week, Rhino, written

0:25

in the script right here

0:27

for me. Joining me today

0:29

is Dreams Unlimited Travel Agent

0:31

Hurricane Hannah Anderson. And

0:34

speaking of Big Daddy, we have

0:36

the biggest daddy of all, Craig

0:39

Williams. I

0:42

feel like I'm trying out the different... I

0:45

went with you, I went a little WrestleMania. Oh,

0:47

I love that. I want it every time. And the fact

0:49

I told you, I want that on a shirt or

0:51

a tattoo. Oh, honey, we're doing shirts.

0:54

We're doing shirts, everybody. Don't worry, I guess what

0:57

I did last night for two hours. The

0:59

worst mockups of shirts that Craig Williams has ever seen

1:01

in his life, and he was too polite to say

1:04

anything negative about it. I'm just sitting there saying, how

1:06

many videos did he make last week? Well,

1:09

I am the dead weight here at the Dis,

1:11

according to the internet. So I

1:13

just want to fulfill my role. I disagree,

1:15

that's me. I'm new, I'm part

1:17

time. I say

1:19

I'm a lot, I'm boring. I'm like,

1:22

um, like, um. This

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worded that, it sounds like Dreams brought our Patreon

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supporters, like they created them in some sort of

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2:01

things like our after show which we'll be

2:03

doing right after today where we are We

2:07

may or may not be going to our do our which

2:10

is feeling like tradition. We're doing a Taco Bell Menu

2:16

review Episode

2:18

so yes, if you ever like

2:20

questioned our food taste or our

2:22

food reviews, we love Taco Bell So

2:24

there you go. That's our barometer I'm

2:26

gonna take this moment to acknowledge a

2:29

great comment in this chat as well

2:31

from one Patrick Barton who says rhinos

2:33

resume deadweight slash cranberry expert More

2:39

cranberry bog expert. Yes, there's a difference

2:41

between the bog and the actual cranberry.

2:43

It's a whole thing. Yeah How

2:47

are you guys doing this week I'm

2:50

okay. I'm getting over cold. Are you

2:52

feeling okay in the super cramped space that we're

2:54

in? I mean, I know it we're so close

2:56

to each other right now because yeah, no I

2:59

love this cramped space, you know, I just said

3:01

I was getting over cold and I'm in this

3:03

cramped space with you guys Yeah, the irony being

3:05

that you're like 10 feet away from me right

3:07

now, right? I know that is so true I

3:09

just yeah. Anyway, how are you Craig? I like

3:12

your shirt. Oh, thank you. It's fun. Yeah festive

3:14

today I didn't know it because we're finally going

3:16

over to Universal later today from Mardi Gras So

3:18

I didn't want to bring outfit changes like you

3:20

so no So I was gonna wear just like

3:22

my x-men shirt that has Cuz

3:25

I was like I don't really have a Mardi

3:27

Gras themed shirt. I have so there's

3:29

two options I'm gonna have a Shrek t-shirt that

3:31

has says Shrek, but it says it in purple

3:33

and green letters Oh, yeah, so I was like

3:36

then I can just be obnoxious and keep saying

3:38

you better Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself See

3:40

you over and over in this video or

3:42

I also have my x-men shirt that has

3:44

gambit little tiny gambits on it and Gambit

3:47

is from New Orleans and he speaks with

3:49

that Cajun accent and so I

3:51

thought I mean that's a deep cat But hopefully they have

3:54

that explain trailer you guys are you guys excited about this?

3:56

I know this isn't like main Disney and we'll get to

3:58

the main part of the show in a second You guys

4:00

see the preview for that X-Men 97 animated show? I

4:02

mean, obviously. Yeah, no, I'm excited

4:04

for it. And I'm not even X-Men fans, but I

4:06

love it. I liked the show when I

4:08

was a kid. I liked Spider-Man of that era,

4:11

and they have a crossover and everything. I liked

4:13

the Spider-Man story a little better. But X-Men,

4:15

I was like, this is too adult. But I do love

4:17

it, but I did love it, so I'm excited. Craig,

4:20

you don't like the X-Men, huh? No, I

4:22

do not. Just like he also hates Superman

4:25

and children. So with that, let's move

4:27

on. Just kidding. One of my

4:30

new catchphrases I'm working on, let's rip it and stick it.

4:32

Whoa, okay.

4:35

Could you explain the catchphrase? Nope.

4:38

Just trying to think about what would look good on a

4:40

T-shirt, and someone can ask questions about that one. What would

4:42

you rip and then stick? Hamburger

4:45

in half, a churro. I

4:48

think this is definitely turning into a wrestling promo

4:50

for you. Rip it and stick

4:52

it, snap into the Slim Jim.

4:55

Kind of, oh yeah. I

4:58

don't know, you gotta take two bites to

5:00

tell. Okay, that's a moire. Okay, so today.

5:02

That's a moire. This is what our track's

5:05

gonna be about today because guess what? We

5:07

are gonna have a pretty, I feel like...

5:11

We're gonna have a fun episode. I

5:13

do wanna jump in for a second

5:15

with seriousness though, and of course always

5:17

take a chance to promote everything else

5:19

that you can find, not only on

5:21

this channel, the Diz Unlimited YouTube channel,

5:23

but everywhere else that

5:26

we have. DREAMS

5:28

Unlimited Travel has been releasing a

5:30

bunch of new episodes of that

5:32

podcast. You can find that at

5:34

youtube.com/DREAMS Unlimited Travel, and

5:36

there's also an audio podcast feed for those

5:38

episodes if you wanna get it more

5:40

from our travel agent perspectives out there,

5:43

and then for us of course, we've

5:45

been coming at you real hard with

5:47

the Disney snack attacks, but do not

5:49

worry. We do not have any logos

5:51

or anything to smack you in the

5:53

face with. I do understand. I

5:55

might have went a little over the top with the

5:57

last snack attack, but I'm just... What? That's

6:00

the point of Snack Attack. There's no such

6:02

thing as too much. We

6:05

might have got a little too far

6:07

over there. Either way,

6:09

we've got Snack Attacks coming. We've got Dining

6:11

Reviews. We've got the Universal show that we

6:13

went to Circus

6:16

McGurkis Cafe Stupendous and said the name of

6:18

that restaurant at least like 18 times. What

6:23

did Stupendous or Stupendous

6:25

end this? Second

6:27

one. Nope, I'm done. Not good. That's all

6:29

I can say. We did not enjoy it.

6:31

Okay, here's the thing. My stomach didn't

6:33

hurt for the rest of the day. Should

6:36

you watch it just for the disgusting menu hack

6:38

I made? Absolutely, because guess what?

6:40

I think I'm going to go back and do it again. Ooh,

6:43

really? Yeah, I'm going to do it. You're bold. I

6:46

like it. Yep,

6:48

you have to check that out. Of course,

6:50

connecting with Walt, our audio-only podcast that you

6:52

can find on any

6:54

major podcast platform but not on YouTube.

6:57

We've got just a bunch of great shows

6:59

for you, so be sure to check them

7:01

all out. I highly recommend Snack Attack Dining.

7:03

Snack Attack? Yeah, well, we

7:05

don't have the logo in here. We've

7:08

got to focus. Oh, okay. Okay,

7:11

all right. Listen, Patrick Martin's at it again.

7:13

The key to Snack Attack, Craig? Rip it and stick it.

7:17

Boom. That's a moire, ladies and gentlemen. Okay,

7:20

get ready for us to be our most

7:23

obnoxious forms from here on out. Which is

7:25

our true-only form. Yeah, you said get in

7:27

a room together, you weren't prepared for this.

7:29

Yeah, be careful what you wish for. It's

7:31

one of those situations. You rubbed this lamp

7:34

a little too hard. Well, with

7:36

that, for a comment, let's rip

7:39

it and stick it. On

7:43

this week's show, we're going to

7:45

be over what we consider

7:47

the must-do attractions and

7:49

shows of Walt Disney World for

7:52

adults. Adults. Yeah,

7:54

okay, so don't come at me.

7:57

I am now outnumbered at the diz with people who have children

7:59

and people who have children. who don't, I think, which

8:01

is great, because most of their kids are nice. The

8:03

jury's still out on yours, Hannah, but no. My kid

8:05

is not. So

8:08

fun thought for you guys, my kid

8:10

came to the snack attack video and

8:12

it was past bedtime, or bedtime nap

8:14

time. And yeah, just,

8:16

you know, we did the best we could. So

8:19

thank you, everyone. No, he was a trooper. My

8:22

favorite part about your kid is to me, he looks like he's

8:24

already like 22 and has a job with a

8:26

briefcase, because he always looks so professionally

8:29

dressed. Thank you. And Hannah put him on the

8:31

ground for one second, thinking it would be okay

8:33

after she gave him three lollipops. He was not

8:35

gonna run. And he like, his feet started going,

8:37

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and

8:39

then he took off, like he was wrapping up.

8:41

And it was one of the funniest things. Yeah,

8:43

thank you. Anyway, you're welcome. You're

8:46

welcome. So

8:48

anyway, so maybe our opinions aren't gonna line

8:50

up with your opinions, and that's okay, the

8:52

list is ours. As

8:54

always, you can feel free to name, call, and

8:56

let us know what you don't agree with. So

8:58

I have the list of what everyone said yes

9:01

or no to on

9:03

here. Yeah, and... Do you

9:05

wanna say the rules here? I will, I'll chime

9:07

in with that. So we obviously are three adults

9:09

in the room. This is a list aimed at

9:11

what we consider to be the must do attractions

9:13

for adults as of right now. That

9:15

could change once Tiana's Bayou Adventure

9:18

opens up later and other attractions.

9:20

But this is just

9:22

in this moment in our opinions. To

9:25

become a must do, two out of the three

9:27

of us had to agree, and I think there

9:30

was only like two or three that made it

9:32

to the list where there was one of us

9:34

who was a dissenting opinion. So

9:36

we kind of were all right on

9:39

the same track with this, of what we consider to

9:41

be the must do for adults. That

9:43

being said, if you don't hear or see

9:45

an attraction that we listed, feel free to

9:47

call us out on it, and we will,

9:50

you know, I'll be watching the chat if

9:52

you're here with us live on YouTube. I'll

9:54

be watching. How did that not make the

9:56

list? We'll talk about it. We'll say why. But

9:59

We're gonna focus. Because primarily today on what

10:01

we do consider those must choose to

10:03

be so Ah in out Stacey pack

10:06

your bags on my wall Disney World

10:08

so the does Unlimited team. Were.

10:10

Step in and make the must do is. Wait

10:14

a little cc. Oh I

10:16

knew and me alive. I can return mm

10:18

or am for her really cleric like. I'm

10:20

glad she's not that

10:23

I. Know.

10:27

Ah that! Ah N Y rap is

10:29

also called Stacey Race Or for a

10:31

second I was like why is that

10:33

money by Layer on. My clean I

10:35

also let's say see from ah

10:37

Masuda see I guess what? Why

10:39

did I never come back post

10:41

has it like I did. that when

10:44

it went away time guess they some tv

10:46

sees. Her Dead Yeah, Like

10:48

when she referred seal in

10:50

Juncker Monk or ah. Present

10:53

Moment beer What you call me

10:55

their high end whereas another shirt

10:57

dank. My dad always that with

10:59

the way we played say see a lot My dad always.

11:01

Says mother tongue her but that is some

11:04

form at first your son on advantage of

11:06

one. That oh yeah. That.

11:09

As murder he both oh I

11:11

love I just love Cc. I

11:13

was unavailable, not a fan. Words:

11:15

it's fine. It's. Okay, he wasn't

11:17

staying at the resort, so I'm really

11:20

glad it. Up!

11:22

Oh. Snow when we So when

11:24

seasons on tv them know when I typed

11:27

in say see him on the Tv semi

11:29

when. I checked out is when was turned off

11:31

our we watched a. See the entire

11:33

time we are on vacation and

11:35

so many happy. Memories Sound proof

11:37

of that milk. I'm done. If the

11:40

we wanted to end this conversation Idaho

11:42

or I just feel bad because there

11:44

is like I despise Stacey way to

11:46

over the top and see the how

11:49

are you still watching Nova hi I'm

11:51

Sarah Valentine that of not a Coat

11:53

on a defensive a Sailor mailbox and

11:56

Sarah Valentine months of albums as a

11:58

deep cut we got it. Okay,

12:01

so we're going to start our list

12:03

today for some reason at Magic Kingdom.

12:06

The premiere. The whole park at Disney. The what?

12:08

Never heard of it? It's got a little castle.

12:11

Well, it's not so big. You mean Walt Disney

12:13

World? It's a... Walt Disney World,

12:15

baby. Walt Disney World. Right here, because people hate when

12:17

I talk about Disneyland. So this

12:19

is the consensus. And

12:22

again, like Craig said, it had to have

12:24

two out of three yeses to make the

12:26

list. So these are the lists, or

12:29

this is the list that we have for Magic

12:31

Kingdom Park that we think are

12:33

the must use for adults. Hang

12:35

on to you. Hang on to your popcorn

12:37

buckets. I feel like we need the American Idol theme.

12:40

Not that. Who wants to be a millionaire? No,

12:42

I thought American Idol was that because I'm like Ryan. I'm

12:45

Ryan. So I'm like Ryan Seacrest, obviously. Oh.

12:48

We're basically twins. Like

12:50

in that musical movie. You sure about that? You

12:52

sure about that? Yeah. Yeah,

12:54

you guys look exactly like... Okay.

12:58

Yeah. How do you... Should I read

13:00

them all just in a row? No, let's go one at a time. Okay. Let's

13:03

take this first look. Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah,

13:05

I... Three yeses. Three yeses.

13:07

Try not to talk about Disneyland during this.

13:10

Well, and that's why I said, okay, because for

13:12

me, my perspective is I didn't go to Disneyland

13:14

until I was 30. That was my first

13:16

time there. And so I'm

13:18

trying to be like, you know, I'm sure

13:20

there's many people out there who have only been to Walt Disney World.

13:23

So I'm like, okay. I think

13:25

when you've only written this one, it

13:28

still has that mystique to it. When you ride

13:30

the Disneyland one, you're just like, well, now I'm

13:32

jaded because I've missed out on so much of

13:34

it. But just putting this

13:36

one into context. Well, I think also,

13:39

like it's been 22, 21

13:41

years since we've had Pirates of the Caribbean movies. And

13:44

that's exactly what I was going to say

13:46

with this. We are now at the point

13:48

where the generation that grew up with Pirates

13:50

of the Caribbean movies are

13:52

now considered adults who are taking

13:54

their kids to Walt Disney World.

13:56

So Yeah, that entire

13:59

generation. With experience in those movies

14:01

they are now the adults and I know

14:03

I went to all those movies with my

14:06

family to south My that even the grandparents

14:08

and the group know Pirate to the Caribbean

14:10

the movie. So yeah as long as it's

14:12

the anymore about all right. Now like Cc

14:15

like. It has have my Botox his I have. A

14:21

roman sangria were like hey

14:23

Medafor. Yeah athletes going on that

14:26

on nails? it? seriously I me I

14:28

remember. it's as a first I'm cursed

14:30

as a lot. Pearl I watched is

14:33

a sleep over and on. I remember

14:35

Alice on the Shelter Kids and it

14:37

was P G Thirteen and Alice like

14:39

wow this is this is really love

14:41

and and I was in high school

14:44

and ah yeah I mean yes you

14:46

are not wanting P G Thirteen movies

14:48

until you are in high school. ah

14:50

I'm only on the sly you now

14:52

So I was on the on the

14:55

was. On the sly like Chino

14:57

through. Said. The slider for you like I

14:59

man and his kids out of we

15:01

had one no sooner than I am

15:03

I really say are big enough sleep

15:05

over sir where ina growing up I

15:07

lied see. Now and way I was in the

15:09

has was in middle school. And

15:11

me to myself now. But

15:14

anyways, Ah yeah, graduated. At

15:16

the other, get my senior year. Ah

15:19

yeah, but who I mean. Secure.

15:22

Me and Li Li's and in Allah

15:24

Allah signed up so I asked santa

15:26

know hold back from this girl Ever

15:29

attack ads on? yeah no I think

15:31

it's a great attacks and I think

15:33

it's mostly for the else. I think

15:36

he get that nostalgia factor with the

15:38

original parts the Caribbean against. You

15:40

in L. Ah and. I think

15:42

it's agrees us and in a long it's

15:44

relaxing. Tiny bit a thrill. Of

15:47

openness to it. The guy her I got

15:49

like you know the pirates but the skeleton

15:51

with the sword through the chair or in

15:53

there fighting in there with the women in

15:55

the meantime is your the him and tens for

15:57

hims and all that. Oh. anymore.

16:00

But we talked about Johnny Depp just fine.

16:02

How come you guys made faces about Johnny Depp?

16:04

And I watched

16:06

Netflix special. What Netflix special? They

16:11

did one Johnny versus Amber, The Trial.

16:13

I know what I'm watching tonight. That

16:16

and Dark Shadows because that's Hannah's favorite

16:18

Johnny Depp movie. I don't know

16:22

but I like Dark Shadows. Okay so we know

16:24

Hannah is Team Johnny. You,

16:28

Rhino or Team Amber?

16:30

Oh god no. Sorry.

16:32

I'm not saying I'm Team Johnny but

16:35

I do not care. I don't. Okay

16:37

well. I plead the fifth. Yeah okay.

16:40

Well we know who to name for this.

16:42

So okay three yeses. Next if we

16:44

can't I don't think we can talk about them

16:46

all to this extent and hopefully Johnny Depp and

16:49

Amber don't come up for this next one. But Big

16:51

Thunder Mountain Railroad. Three yeses. Oh

16:53

of course. It's the wildest ride

16:56

in the wilderness. I

16:58

did this for the first time when I was 18 years old when I

17:00

was here for my grad night 2003. Just

17:02

before I saw Daniel Bennefield and right

17:04

before there was an accident

17:07

that caused some harm on it. But

17:09

it wasn't the California one. But on the news

17:11

when I thought I finally did it. I finally

17:13

started doing the roller coasters at Disney and I

17:15

got home after my first plane ride ever and

17:17

they were like Big Thunder Mountain

17:19

caused it. Like I don't know I don't know

17:21

that somebody died but somebody did get pretty badly

17:23

hurt. But like I just remember being like well

17:25

that was a fun run. I'm never doing these

17:27

rides again. I have since gotten

17:29

over that. Okay I gave this a yes

17:31

as we all did. But my particular in

17:33

this is it's a yes for me at

17:35

night at Walt Disney World. And today it

17:37

just does not hit that well for me.

17:41

Just frankly speaking on daytime only it's a

17:43

no for me for a must do

17:45

for adults. But at nighttime you feel like you're

17:47

going faster. You feel like there's some extra throws

17:50

on it. I think it peaks at night

17:52

and if the fireworks are going off at the same time

17:54

forget about it. Rip it and stick

17:57

it. Pick

18:00

a dynamite. Oh, that's true. Back row

18:02

only on that one too. Yeah, I agree with

18:04

that. As for the back row. Is there anything

18:06

worse than when you get to Pyre to the

18:08

Caravian, sorry, a big Thunder Mountain railroad? Is there

18:10

anything worse than when you get to Pyre to

18:12

the Caribbean and you see Johnny Depp? Is

18:15

there anything worse than big Thunder Mountain railroad when

18:17

you go there and you watch the time and

18:19

you're like, okay, I'm definitely getting the back row.

18:21

And then all of a sudden you get like

18:23

stuck in the first or second row and you're

18:26

like, oh, that didn't even line up. How did

18:28

I get it? I feel like if you take it

18:30

a little slower, it's better. Yeah, hang over

18:32

the top. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hang. Yeah,

18:34

you do. You're just saying. Is

18:37

he, you know, hanging? I

18:42

just think, I don't know. I always think

18:44

the thrill rides, I'm always like they always

18:46

do tend to skew a little bit older,

18:48

I think. So, but I just, I don't

18:51

know. There's something. What's campy? Yeah. Like

18:53

it's, I feel like it's kind of that

18:55

mesh of Disney where it's like, you know,

18:57

it's nostalgic. It's like sliding into the person

19:00

next to you. Yeah, well, it's like, it could be

19:02

good for a date. Yeah, Craig loves it when I

19:04

ride with him. That's right. I

19:06

know. I get left out of their dates

19:08

all the time. That's all he's got for another episode. No, we'll

19:10

talk about it in the Patreon post show. Okay,

19:14

next one here, which I actually, I wasn't positive

19:16

we were going to get three yeses on it,

19:18

but the haunted mansion. Yes,

19:21

queen. I

19:24

just, how can it not, right? Oh, it's

19:26

spooky. Where's ghost? I also think there

19:28

is again that adult element to it

19:30

because this also feels like from an

19:32

era where like Pirates of the Caribbean,

19:34

I mean, I know that came

19:37

later. Haunted Mansion

19:39

came first at Walt Disney World. No,

19:42

but at Disney in terms of the actual

19:44

original. Pirates first at Disneyland, then Haunted Mansion,

19:46

and then at Walt Disney World, Haunted Mansion

19:48

was an opening day attraction. And

19:51

then Pirates came in 73. I just mean

19:53

in terms of the development, just because it

19:55

still does have that element of like, we

19:57

trust the audience. You know, it still is.

19:59

It is macabre. It deals

20:02

with death and ghosts and people

20:04

having died. I mean, for God's sake, we

20:06

don't really sit and think about it too

20:09

often, but the lady in the attic has

20:11

an ax and they're like, she decapitated these

20:13

five men and she's looking to

20:15

find the next one. Sometimes

20:18

I'm like, we get so hung

20:20

up on other things that I'm like, there's a murderer.

20:23

Excuse me. I'm very passionate about

20:25

this. There's been a murder. There's been murder

20:27

in the vinyl. I'm

20:30

not going to happen again. I

20:33

got that. No, I think

20:36

that's part of it's like charm and appeal. I

20:38

also want to point out that both this

20:40

and Parts of the Caribbean, we put it

20:42

on the adult list and they're

20:45

both dark right attractions and they're both

20:47

original ideas. So I think we

20:49

live in a world now where everything is, I

20:51

mean, this is kind of like a broader discussion,

20:53

but like everything is part of a film

20:56

franchise or it's, you

20:58

know, thrill focus and

21:00

we're voting these rights

21:02

as adult rights. Because I think

21:04

also we can appreciate as adults,

21:07

like the theming, the animatronics, the

21:10

attention to detail. Like I don't

21:12

think I, you know,

21:14

are kids necessarily noticing that? Maybe

21:16

not. So I think that Haunted Mansion would

21:18

make it because adults need to get off their

21:21

feet every now and then too. And

21:23

while they might find some of the iconic,

21:25

like all the icons inside of

21:27

Haunted Mansion to be a little

21:29

bit laughable, maybe like, okay, that

21:31

looks awful. At the

21:33

same time, too, it's dark. It's

21:36

quiet. You could close your eyes for a little

21:38

bit. You know, you can snuggle

21:40

up next to your other one. When we were going

21:43

through the list with Rhino, his main qualification for all

21:45

of them was could you make out with someone? No,

21:47

I said, you French kiss. I said it a little

21:49

nicer than that. I don't

21:51

know. I don't think so. On the Haunted

21:53

Mansion, you don't think you could French kiss? No, I think

21:55

you could. I was saying that like... Pirates you can. So

21:57

I said no to pirates originally. Also,

22:00

I will tell you for people with back issues, when

22:02

you do the, when you get

22:04

older, this is the thing. When you recline back,

22:06

when you're going down the ax scene, that always

22:08

does a nice little adjustment for me. Sometimes as

22:10

an adult, you need that. You don't need

22:12

to adjust that lumbar. That

22:15

scared me when I was a kid. I was just like, this is the

22:17

worst part! As an adult,

22:19

you're like, go into chiropractor. I

22:22

feel like Haunted Mansion, in terms of

22:24

what it is, is still one of

22:26

the best examples of the types of

22:28

storytelling that Disney uses in and throughout

22:30

their parks with the

22:32

Pepper's ghost, with the omnimover,

22:35

with all these things that

22:37

it does. There's animatronics in

22:39

there, there's special effects, there's

22:41

these projections, it's all this stuff. So

22:44

it's a culmination of where I would say that, even if you're

22:46

an adult, because I originally did say no to Pirates of the

22:48

Caribbean and I came back and I was like, no, you know

22:50

what? I wanna change it to yes. But

22:53

I think that I would put Haunted

22:55

Mansion before that. And then I do

22:58

see in the chat that people are

23:00

kind of being like, but what about the other

23:02

stuff? Well, guess what? The next one on this

23:04

list, Tron, Light Cycle Run, 100%. I

23:07

definitely think that skews older than almost every

23:09

single ride at the Magic Kingdom. I

23:12

would agree, yeah. Which is fine,

23:14

I think it needs more rides like this.

23:17

I'd argue it's the most mature ride

23:19

at Magic Kingdom. You know, it's

23:21

mostly because of that launch. You

23:23

know, Space Mountain might mess you up a

23:26

little bit more, but I think, and

23:29

I might be wrong on this or

23:31

given a negative opinion, I think they need

23:34

to lean in more to this Tron style

23:36

and a little bit even more extreme than

23:38

that. Yeah, I would agree. I think Magic

23:40

Kingdom still needs more. And even something like

23:42

Tiana's Bayou Adventure, when that opens up, that

23:45

will absolutely be a must-do on the list.

23:47

But that one drop in the little double

23:49

drop in there, that's not doing it anymore

23:51

in terms of thrills for me. I

23:54

Don't need to go all the way

23:56

to Velocicoaster, like at Universal or even

23:58

something like Rock and Roller those are

24:00

big. Give me an average style roller

24:02

car at Magic Kingdom and n word

24:05

talking about a park there is now

24:07

supreme in in so many ways. but

24:09

I think Tron is like it's getting

24:11

there. it's taking baby steps in the

24:13

right direction. I also forgot to say

24:15

when you agree with us, hit the

24:17

thumbs up and now that way will

24:19

know that you're out where you don't

24:21

agree with us. don't hesitate or yeah

24:23

sounds how we only honor his side

24:25

of that. Has

24:29

the up space. Yeah I wonder

24:31

t it's funny I try and

24:33

obviously you have like the movie

24:35

series which would. I would are

24:37

east you olds are Oh for sure

24:39

I love her. I loved Legacy Trump

24:41

May. Sama think like that in

24:44

itself like he now ski said.

24:46

Maybe an older demographic his has like nostalgia

24:48

of i it's over that's here though he

24:50

was doing as a lot people are like

24:52

oh try and like who cares you now

24:54

doesn't like we care We're in a tizzy

24:56

more trial will ya Now they're filming third

24:59

movie hundred let own no thank you. I

25:01

wanted a sequel to the last movie even

25:03

though I guess this of my has to

25:05

be but nobody from last two movies as

25:07

and It's on our laps gonna work by

25:09

anyways er en el. Not. Not.

25:12

Nana. Just not something funny. But I

25:14

do think what's interesting you've said a

25:16

kind of twice now as the psych

25:18

oldest do things like parts Caribbean Mouth

25:21

twenty one year old movie franchise. Drawn

25:23

is a thirty plus year old movie

25:25

franchise because the first one came out

25:27

in the mid eighties or a his

25:30

boots. I want to say like eighty

25:32

two So no, we're not going over

25:34

or yeah and so I might. You

25:36

know what I mean Like these are.

25:39

Franchises. Now that people have been blessed

25:41

and have list on this planet and so

25:44

now they know nothing but those movie you

25:46

know what I mean like. So it's the

25:48

I think we can still have. These adult

25:50

oriented experience is built around what may seem

25:53

like a younger skewing franchise. Know I am,

25:55

people are older. I'm willing to accept that

25:57

these in a. Megaphone about it.

26:00

It's a generational thing we could talk

26:02

about. the Disney has the edge on

26:04

armed. But here's the other thing to

26:06

our jobs. Gotta throw it out of

26:08

the movie movies. A side with all

26:10

of as if you make a good

26:12

ride or attraction. Whatever. It doesn't matter

26:14

if it's based on a good movie,

26:16

You know if it's just if it's

26:19

fine, or it tells a good stories,

26:21

or if it's technologically innovative. That's all

26:23

I get me out and trying. To

26:25

me, it's yes, it's way too short

26:27

that launches incredible everything inside. It's just

26:29

kind. Of okay but the launch kind of

26:31

makes up for most of it as it's

26:33

like it doesn't matter if you know the

26:36

movies, like the movies or even the inside

26:38

males with their the effects and stuff is

26:40

I'd still cool. That's enough to take at

26:42

Disney. Needs to get him back to the

26:44

I Call soundtrack. Disney needs to get back

26:46

to thinking about those basics. With that, how

26:48

do we make it find not how do

26:50

we necessarily tied and if you can tie

26:52

it into the eyepiece, that's great. Just make

26:54

us fun ride or a technologically innovative ride

26:57

and everyone's gonna come. And I think we

26:59

have when he now. coming up in one of

27:01

our other parts that I think what had all those

27:03

things that you just spoke about by minute. Next.

27:06

Up Space Mountain three as as across

27:08

the board I feel like I'm honestly

27:10

along with Sean Light Cycle run Space

27:12

Mountain I think with this current condition

27:14

is one of the oldest if not

27:16

the oldest attracts and to be skewing

27:19

are you tracks and out Why has

27:21

at Walt Disney World at Magic Kingdom

27:23

specifically Because I mean it's in the

27:25

dark at stars it's one year one

27:27

after the other see are a little

27:29

more isolated you not side by side

27:31

view like you are. I'm. It's.

27:34

Mates, we are side by side in

27:36

the light cycle only. Yeah, same site

27:38

and just like convincing myself other experts

27:40

on the so I just think it's

27:42

one of those were. Also, it's so

27:44

rickety. It's like when it takes those turns

27:46

and like and will be thrown from my life is

27:48

a part of me when I guess I'm too big,

27:50

my head's gonna get chopped off, and if I'm too

27:52

small and from. Sign. Like Ryan Adams

27:55

has yet older and like say sounds

27:57

hard on yeah yeah it is. like

27:59

that parent Will Ride Space Mountain

28:01

with me at Disneyland? They won at Disney

28:03

World because it's a different, the

28:06

seats are different. Like, so I think that

28:08

helps with like feeling like you're, can't

28:10

brace yourself for the turns or

28:13

the drops. But I think Space

28:15

Mountain is that quintessential Disney thrill ride.

28:17

Like if you were going to Disney

28:19

World for the first time, you're gonna be like,

28:21

well yeah, I have to ride Space Mountain because

28:24

it is just one of those

28:26

attractions. And I do love how

28:28

they have included it in the

28:31

holiday parties. Like I think, you know, the

28:33

addition to Halloween party, the Christmas party, those

28:35

are awesome. And I would even like to

28:37

see more of that. Like I

28:39

love when they do the Star Wars version at

28:41

Disneyland. But I think it's

28:43

a classic. Like how could you not include that in

28:47

your, you know. I think it's a rite

28:49

of passage, right? Right, well we agree. Also

28:51

about what seat you sit in too, there

28:53

are better seats than other seats. Which seat

28:55

is the best seat? In

28:57

my opinion, I do like row one. I

29:00

don't fit in it the best because I have

29:02

long legs. But when you are in that front

29:04

row, I feel like you can kind of, you

29:06

can see the best so you know how to

29:08

lean in with the turns. And that helps take

29:10

a lot off the pressure and pain. I

29:13

used to enjoy sitting in like

29:15

a seat four. So the

29:17

next front row of the

29:20

second car. But to me now, it's a

29:22

little one the wild side. Anything in the

29:24

back, they have four through six. It's a

29:26

little too rough. So I'm gonna say one's

29:28

the best. I'll deal with two and three

29:30

as well. I use carriers too because there's nothing in front of

29:32

ya. And so it's not like, you know what I mean? Like

29:34

when you come up over that bend and you start to do

29:36

it, I'm still like a little, there's a little feeling in my

29:38

room. Yeah, especially with like the lights out and they do that

29:41

for Halloween. But it's a good sign. Well,

29:44

I think there's gonna be some feelings

29:46

had about our next one, which is

29:48

the people mover. And guess what? This

29:50

one's not unanimous. There were two yeses,

29:52

one no. Who was the one no?

29:55

The one who didn't agree with the French kissing

29:57

role that I had set aside. I was. You

30:00

know, he refuses to kiss me. I'm

30:02

the one who even I came up

30:04

with the whole crap of adults need

30:06

stuff to just take some time off

30:08

from their feet and relax. I think,

30:10

you know, I, some, I think Disney

30:12

people still get the people mover. I

30:15

think about the people who are coming

30:17

for the first time, not really in

30:20

love with Disney, don't know much about

30:22

it. And I fear that they get

30:24

on this thing because every single vlogger

30:26

podcast person out there says, you've got

30:28

to do the people mover. It is the

30:31

greatest. And then they get off and they say,

30:33

what was that

30:35

a slow moving trip

30:37

around the worst land?

30:40

You get great castle views. Yeah. You get

30:42

like, you get one quick castle land too.

30:45

Cause it's unique in that perspective. It's the

30:47

worst land. It's the worst land. So what

30:49

land? I mean, I would agree with that. So

30:51

I'll meet you in the middle there. Um,

30:54

but no, I, how could you not? Cause

30:56

you can take a break. You can almost

30:58

take a nap in it. Um,

31:00

you get to go through space mountain, which we just

31:02

agreed with for the adult perspective of attraction.

31:05

Yeah. And sometimes Buzz Lightyear Buzz Lightyear. Yeah,

31:07

which I didn't vote for those. All right.

31:09

Well, I know. Um,

31:12

no, I just feel like you were

31:14

doing yourself a disservice by not going on the

31:16

people mover. Also, even when the

31:18

line's long, it moves pretty quick. So like,

31:20

can you really be disappointed? No, it

31:23

does not move quick anymore. I am sorry.

31:25

We are not living. We are not living

31:28

pre pandemic anymore when the people mover was

31:30

constantly a five minute wait in that every

31:32

time I wait 15 minutes for that attraction.

31:39

I am saying to myself, this has now made

31:41

it to the point where it's no longer worth

31:43

it. You bet

31:45

I did because you know

31:47

what, you said yes

31:49

for Buzz Lightyear. Oh, and

31:51

he likes the Disney world one better than Disneyland too, which

31:54

is wild to me. That is wild to me as well.

31:57

But I Can't believe as an adult, you're fine with waiting

31:59

in line for that. The always has a long.

32:01

Line and it smells like someone smuggling diapers.

32:03

He is. So for Buzz Lightyear for me

32:05

it's about the fact that I can out

32:07

challenge the people I'm with, item, item, fight

32:09

against them actively. it's and yes I prefer

32:12

the Walt Disney World version because Disneyland you

32:14

can pick it up and you can get

32:16

like the perfect dame and all that Walt

32:18

Disney World you have to work with their

32:21

parameters that absolutely sauce so and I know

32:23

see Porter if even gonna back me up

32:25

on as he's gonna buy now say that

32:27

but that's a fair he worked there so

32:30

yeah no said. He doesn't know it might. That's

32:32

the thing is, you can master it when you

32:34

don't have the ability to pick it up. Then.

32:36

That means you are better than when

32:38

you have that extra ability to pick

32:41

it up and do whatever you want

32:43

one other societies and allow. yeah, I'm

32:45

I'm sorry it's it's more challenging at

32:47

when you have to work with restrictions.

32:50

My. Opinion at all matters. Wow.

32:53

And if you don't have right now

32:55

which is more, don't mind. I really

32:57

hope you can rip. It ends there.

33:01

Was a multifaceted saying Here is our com:

33:04

what's on Is that going to be anything

33:06

I think like a like a rock. Concert

33:09

Girls as as he gets her memory.

33:11

ah my it might just be comic

33:14

sans comic sans comic might have to

33:16

be winning. Ah, assess whether they did

33:18

you to say the effort know I

33:20

said friggin' box of up. I

33:23

would Never. Not. Here than herself

33:25

what I would write but ah and

33:27

he was. So is it. And tell

33:29

me little kid hung it's young adult

33:32

how do you swear houses you So

33:34

an assistant. Was.

33:37

Going to say at so the thing with the

33:39

people mover for me I am one of those

33:41

are I'm like okay somebody first of the disease

33:43

you know is that really one you're going to

33:45

waste time with? No I don't think so but

33:48

at the same time I do love especially once

33:50

a clot or whatever it was up there like

33:52

the breezes going through. Able to sit for a

33:54

second and I recollect yourself and look out of

33:56

the day and them back space in one of

33:58

her observers like. I'm not that it

34:01

has a the I have ever made out

34:03

on that to they have not on them

34:05

but I'm just saying if I were to

34:07

shoot a date night movie in the Magic

34:09

Kingdom, the couple would have a conversation on

34:11

the people mover as actually I did do

34:13

a prototype of an original idea at none.

34:16

original idea of an idea it had to

34:18

do for this channel years ago with Stephen

34:20

Mckellar and I'll as you're a patron supporter,

34:22

you can dig back through it. but it

34:24

was like a Q and A where people

34:26

submitted questions and then they read them back

34:28

and forth to each other. And they

34:30

only have the time of the when people move

34:33

arrived and they do. Yeah and I was thinking

34:35

I'd rather like three times. You have as much

34:37

as generally run. Out

34:39

of a had a lack of chemistry. Ah

34:42

my, I don't think they're gonna put

34:44

together a Kraken Cup season for had.

34:46

Ah, so we got one more on

34:48

this list. one more for the Magic

34:51

Kingdom. And guess what? Happily ever after,

34:53

the nighttime show. Three.

34:55

Yes is even from Midland? Well

34:57

yeah. It's not

34:59

my favorite show by it. Ultimately, I think

35:01

there is something run at him. Senators and

35:03

favorite my time. So Disney. Oh gosh Right

35:06

now I guess it. Oh man. Of the

35:08

three shows I have heard of, them have

35:10

to be. Ever

35:12

after because I'm I have my mind

35:14

has things on luminous even more in

35:16

a bad direction and fans have make

35:18

it's I will see what we say

35:20

when we get there but I'm mentally

35:22

that off right now for me happily.

35:24

Ever After much as I think

35:27

it needs to be retired as

35:29

is something about fireworks science officer

35:31

my opinion I'm allowed to have

35:33

my opinion it any better than

35:35

apply at my nanny and I

35:37

hit the it's just you know

35:39

there something special about fireworks at

35:41

Walt Disney World and I had

35:43

Magic Kingdom and particular and happily

35:45

ever after does deliver everything you

35:47

want from it. If you're like

35:49

a casual fireworks person I am

35:51

even as an adult in your

35:53

me like see it during. baseball games

35:55

on fireworks night i'll tell you what

35:57

manner july baby that aborted or another

35:59

heard of it. Sorry. You never

36:01

heard of Post-July? I've never had. No. 5th

36:04

of November is my fireworks day.

36:07

Oh, I know. I've got to catch your

36:09

phrase. Yeah. But anywho, yeah, I think that's

36:11

enough to be like, okay, I get fireworks

36:14

now when you can see them done right

36:16

in a Disney show. I also feel

36:18

like it kind of is sort of for the adults because they

36:20

have some 90s Disney movie

36:22

throwback songs in it. So they have

36:24

new movies in it too, but I feel like it

36:27

also like, you know, under the underrated

36:29

ones. You know what I mean? Like

36:31

Hunchback. I will cry

36:34

every time I hear Hunchback song. We need

36:36

more Hunchback. You are deformed. I am ugly.

36:40

See, I'm crying right now. It's got a great

36:42

meaning to that song. It hits close to me.

36:48

Was it even a TikTok or was it a

36:50

Vine? I don't know. And it was one of

36:52

these videos. But it was like a picture of

36:54

a like a beautiful like Easter

36:57

cupcake with like a little what are

36:59

those marshmallow birds on it? The Peeps. And

37:02

then the other one had like cotton melted

37:04

or something. And I just watched it in

37:06

their living room one day for like 20

37:08

minutes laughing hysterically. So no

37:10

alcohol or any other substances were involved either.

37:13

I was just giggling like an idiot. But

37:17

here's the thing about Happily Ever After just

37:20

really quick before we move on nighttime shows.

37:22

I have never met anyone in my life

37:24

who is so analytical over fireworks. That's

37:26

Craig Williams. Because he is very

37:28

he I feel like he takes

37:31

the elements separately. So if you're using

37:33

the fireworks, it's fireworks. And if it's

37:35

projection, that's one thing because he likes

37:37

Mickey's mixed magic at Disneyland too, which

37:39

sometimes has fireworks. And I agree. I

37:41

think with a show that doesn't have

37:43

fireworks, you could be projecting that multiple

37:45

times overnight. Right. But it's

37:47

funny because I for me, Happily Ever After

37:49

must do because where else are you going to watch a

37:51

projection mapping fireworks show like that? You know what I mean?

37:54

That's one of those things you're like only at Disney. Yeah.

37:56

Well, I guess also the castle at hardware

37:58

studios, but that's fine. Dog with

38:00

shoes only at Disney. Okay,

38:03

we're moving on to another park and this one

38:06

has a lot of stuff, so we're gonna have

38:08

to move through it really quick. Epcot, we've got

38:10

Guardians of the Galaxy, Cosmic Rewind. I

38:13

feel like it's pretty obvious that that is,

38:15

I would argue, one of the right now,

38:17

if not the most, like the must-have-do. For

38:19

me, it's the best ride at Disney right

38:22

now, period. Not the

38:24

best ride at Disney, but I do

38:26

think, I do think, yeah, rides are

38:28

resistant still. Easily, easily, but. Wait,

38:31

for you to ride it? 100% because

38:33

it's more accessible in terms of rideability,

38:35

people with motion sickness, people with whatever,

38:37

you know, it's a whole cross the

38:39

board. Plus, it's both a longer story

38:41

and it's innovative. We'll talk about it then,

38:43

but I do think. I just like that you

38:46

guys said that, thank you. It's tough, though. I

38:48

mean, it could easily, on any day of the

38:50

week, I could decide, like, no, I don't wanna

38:52

dedicate the time you wait in line for Rise

38:54

of the Resistance and then 30 minutes to that.

38:56

However, with, I mean, you could

38:59

also argue the same with Cosmic Rewind,

39:01

what stops me from there are the

39:03

amount of pre-shows. The greatest, the best

39:05

roller coaster at Walt Disney World, hands

39:07

down, is Cosmic Rewind, but I

39:10

don't wanna see Terry Crews anymore. I'm done of going in

39:12

a room. Does anyone know what they call themselves? And

39:14

everyone starts yelling it out, and I'm like, he's

39:16

not talking to us, he's talking in the room. It's

39:18

just, I don't even, it's like a weird awkward moment.

39:21

It's just so long. And it's great,

39:23

like the first. You gotta tell me when

39:25

I'm on. It's great the first two times,

39:27

and then it's like, it doesn't really serve

39:29

any purpose. I mean, it does have a

39:32

little bit of storytelling in there, but you

39:34

could accomplish the same thing in a quick

39:36

cue video that's playing up above, like, hey,

39:38

the Guardians need your help. This Elrond is

39:41

coming after, what's his name? Elrond Hubbard?

39:43

What, his name is? His

39:45

name is the big Titan or

39:47

whatever it's called. He is like, his name's

39:50

like Elrond or Enthynn or something. Eternal, thank

39:52

you. Well, he's not a

39:54

Titan, he's a, shoot. I've

39:57

been watching Monarch all night, so I've got time.

40:00

No spoilers. So I feel like you

40:02

just proved like I feel like every time I ride Guardians

40:05

now like you can tell like everybody's written it

40:07

everybody seen the pre-show because their ride knows exactly

40:09

where the door is and They line up as

40:11

close to the door as possible and you can

40:13

let people Alright, so

40:15

I suppose you're right. Okay, see but then that

40:17

proves the other thing where it's like the storyline is

40:19

like I'm

40:22

so sorry. Sorry. Well Wait

40:26

But in going garden, I don't even know the

40:28

main thing that's like Yeah, and

40:31

the engine or whatever. That's one of the

40:33

things that is being made in the Eternals

40:35

So it's like the thing that's like coming through

40:38

the planet It's like whatever galactic if you could make

40:40

it through the end of that movie Why

40:43

is no one talking about the fact that there's a

40:45

giant hand coming through there I was anywhere in the

40:47

MC because most people didn't watch that movie and they

40:49

clearly tried to erase it from existence. Thank you I

40:55

like really coasters and it's a good roller

40:57

coaster and it's been you around and a

40:59

really like that time I think

41:01

you know back in my hobo days I

41:04

don't use that word anymore. I don't think do we

41:06

I think that's one of the ones where we're

41:08

like, I Don't

41:11

know. Well, please let us know. I'm sure

41:13

you will Gypsy

41:15

thing all over again. Well, I know that one

41:17

for sure. But you know, we'll find out later

41:19

I Feel

41:23

like it's a rite of passage at the

41:25

disk someone comes in and it says something

41:28

She's from Louisiana. She's gonna find a word.

41:30

I'm from Mississippi, which is even worse She's

41:34

any and no, it's true. Yeah, um

41:36

good ride Feel

41:39

like we were on track to say something but

41:41

we just kept cutting each other off and we missed

41:44

it I think I just think you can't defeat it.

41:46

Okay, so using hobo as a description may be But

41:49

using it by itself hobo is not

41:51

a negative word if used objectively So

41:53

oh my gosh, there's a beer called

41:55

Lord hobo that I like in man

41:57

I just love that they're like if you use it

42:00

Objectively, it's fine. I don't know but I just want to

42:02

try man before the rest of the internet does You're

42:05

welcome You're welcome Well,

42:09

like I said, we have a lot to

42:11

go through at Epcot here. So once this

42:14

cottie and cottie and people of Epcot

42:18

Also, isn't a hobo somebody with a stick in the

42:21

hand Oh my god, can we move on? Soren

42:26

Soren three yeses. We don't need to psychoanalyze

42:28

every one of these attractions, but I just

42:30

think it's nice I think it's one of

42:32

those things where like adults might

42:34

get more out of it than kids I would agree. I think

42:36

in this day and age too. Yeah, I To

42:39

me this is like a PBS movie that

42:41

you get to ride out. And so it's very adult in

42:44

that way. Yeah All

42:46

right The next

42:48

one which is our final attraction at

42:50

Epcot our final thing at Epcot period

42:52

what? Grand Fiesta tour which

42:54

I did not agree with so that only

42:57

has two yeses I said that

42:59

of all the attractions here. I was like

43:01

this doesn't this doesn't give me anything I

43:04

think you described a better Craig when we were

43:07

talking about it I described it as a yes

43:09

for me because if you're going on Grand Fiesta

43:11

tour as an adult You know,

43:13

maybe you don't drink but for the ones

43:15

that do most likely you're going on Grand

43:17

Fiesta tour after Having a couple

43:19

drinks after having a margarita and when you

43:21

go into Grand Fiesta tour with that state

43:24

of mind It just it changes

43:26

you as a person, you know You

43:29

you consider you just consider

43:32

the attraction in a complete different light And

43:34

so that's how I experience Grand

43:36

Fiesta tour. So I'm gonna say as an

43:38

adult it works for that Same

43:40

for me double. Um, yeah, I feel like

43:42

you I Don't

43:44

know you can't not enjoy it that way.

43:47

I mean you can but that's how I

43:49

like to enjoy it also the positioning of

43:52

Mexico I and I know this

43:54

is where you start a it is where you start,

43:56

but you also can end there So

43:59

it's like right there You could you do

44:01

both? Even go twice. Oh soo circled

44:03

on times. You mean Grand Cs tore

44:05

his in Else be able to then

44:07

mosey on your way or or whatever.

44:10

But still, I love it. It's a

44:12

I got that nostalgia factor again. I

44:14

love that. Like does the water smell

44:16

and it reminds me like the good

44:18

old. Days it up cause ah. Also,

44:21

ios am I not allowed to

44:23

say. Though. That you know you, Senator Bernie.

44:27

Mac see his. it's only been

44:29

busted a sudden. I do. I

44:31

mean, he knows that the three

44:33

have a year as with his,

44:36

I don't know. Maybe villa? Donald

44:38

would get a lot easy. She

44:40

slaps on all. Sides

44:43

way neither for as we should. Have. Another

44:45

absurd were all I care to versus character would

44:47

just to be. Like

44:50

a brawl. I mean I would brawl over

44:52

Daisy him. Go ahead where they say this

44:54

would are no you're not alone in his

44:56

her and okay would be guys but women

44:58

women are you both his quest and you

45:01

start in Canada because the last thing you

45:03

ever want to do is an the day

45:05

with a listen to build the the rear

45:07

that means the end of the world The

45:09

bill a thing it is no no growth

45:11

I will fight this to be like and

45:14

one of the earth Alcindor Man is for

45:16

people Have one. Am I allowed right now?

45:18

Odds: Ah A Use her. You to

45:20

think the fancy same the for

45:22

new my name so i may

45:24

may nightmare sorry or and gonna

45:27

have them and actually that rub

45:29

hey I've seen. It it's hardest

45:31

like entered a of tequila I get

45:33

us but I'm I mean I love

45:35

starting arisen clown I don't even saw

45:37

thinking. Sorry. Unbelievable. then ground. I feel

45:40

like I'm above it. really. Was I cruising

45:42

around and then like I. You know, think about

45:44

every night at his house. Which. That

45:46

mark some not. Morocco,

45:48

Is the better bar that them Rose and crown say

45:50

to the time because nobody's there? I don't know Go

45:52

in there in cook is so good he or doesn't

45:54

whatever you want the same things you get a bruising

45:56

crumbled he would rather grim I get a safe by

45:58

okay with a nevermind you. That better get

46:01

a snakebite with black currant on top. Yeah

46:03

you out When the last time were like

46:05

wow that on met him scott say don't

46:07

have that yeah they don't have that You

46:09

okay most only my I stand corrected pretty

46:11

much any more I gotta harp pilings they

46:13

go away from the snake bite with my

46:15

current on top. That's when I would go

46:17

there with all the the brick kids that

46:20

I worked with at Harry Potter. That.

46:22

Was like the go to drink that you

46:24

would send. It is delicious. I will we

46:26

we were American but they would bring over

46:28

for like the first couple years they brought

46:30

over British kids to work there so that

46:32

way I felt a little bit more authentic.

46:35

We're. Not. You know I don't celebrate

46:37

the fifth of November I guess I

46:39

order of them and remember like all

46:41

of our saw it on her. Thank.

46:43

Oliver. More so as

46:45

a threat be as thousand or

46:47

three in atheism all. As.

46:50

To change route. Its ah, and

46:52

that's. Okay,

46:54

why? that's right though and not other rides was

46:56

the question I was trying to ask before we

46:59

got. wait, what's this? Don't isis. Because the

47:01

race and had Song of Ice too

47:03

long of the line and said is

47:05

rightfully. And. I like eating at

47:07

home with our own. About the now then. He

47:10

gets seen about science. Yeah, I

47:12

mean that rises. Know how it up?

47:14

I want to do a dark rides three.

47:16

The water under saying I voted remedies rather

47:19

to event or I was the only one

47:21

who said yes to that. Know me, I

47:23

remember me it makes me if I do

47:25

feel like it. I

47:27

mean you entering Omari and then go on.

47:30

Or as I know that it's like oh

47:32

my I could make people more nauseous. The

47:34

migrants. oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I

47:37

got up the why take my dramamine and not

47:39

be real sleepy. Okay, that's

47:41

it for app. Got by up got your the

47:43

works hard. Said we'll.

47:45

Agree. That really quick. The api is the most.

47:48

Adult parts Oh. Speaking

47:52

of Big Daddy, ah okay yeah don't

47:55

know. Maybe because it's so food and

47:57

drink or and set up to the

47:59

even. Okay,

48:01

we are going to

48:03

move on to Disney's

48:06

Hollywood Studios. See.

48:11

I simply have our Santa have a coughing

48:13

fit and so she felt barrister South ran

48:15

out of the room. And that it.

48:17

It's such a large room that it took her

48:19

a few minutes to get out as. Cel.

48:23

She got to just one in the

48:25

office and close the door. the I

48:27

don't think she knew that surfaces. but

48:29

anyway, we hoped she'd die. We'd send

48:32

our best wishes a difference. Yeah, so

48:34

anyway, disease Hollywood Studios. Mickey and Minnie

48:36

is a runaway railway mother was into.

48:38

Yes, is I was the one descent.

48:41

Because. I. Do think this

48:43

is a fun attraction? I think it's great,

48:45

but I've were talking about like your adults

48:48

and you're coming. I

48:50

don't know. I don't know, I it is.

48:52

I don't I don't know. like I feel

48:54

like there's gonna be an aversion to being

48:56

like oh this, Mickey, Mickey and Minnie And

48:59

because that's for care If there's one thing

49:01

that people know is that adults don't like

49:03

me my in many That's how I know

49:05

I it's his days is on that island

49:07

and I saw how do you feel about

49:09

Mickey Mouse? I. Will be emails. And

49:11

specimen the same know I'm were

49:13

to mcdonalds show other mystery a

49:16

razor thin. You were like or maybe

49:18

on. Or ten dollars and also about me

49:20

to my like. Care about Mickey Mouse? that

49:22

lights aren't See this, you're coming. Especially

49:24

for some He does. He has a

49:26

dizzying adults maybe sans kids. Stinky. Have

49:28

to like Mickey. Mouse I think that's

49:30

part of that. whites. Class and

49:32

really quick. Can we talk about great messier

49:34

and. No. No no

49:36

that's what besides have houses for and

49:39

that's where we did tugboats. Great movie

49:41

ride. I'll plug blood but bug he'll

49:43

settle plug a great movie ride over

49:45

it's gone, it's done. Let

49:48

it go! Tcm is always there for you.

49:50

Great movie ride. Doesn't need to be no

49:52

right. No attraction in the history of theme

49:54

parks has ever been rebuilt. I

49:58

lied One. Oh,

50:01

okay. They brought they've made a King Kong

50:03

attraction again after they destroyed their other ones.

50:05

Oh, I'm sorry Listen, I love the movies

50:07

great movie ride introduced me to my

50:10

deeper appreciation for movies No,

50:14

I'm glad you all die on bad choice of

50:16

movies for the attraction didn't think the attraction wasn't

50:18

worth it I just think

50:20

I think they should have updated and I think they

50:22

should have put Mickey and Minnie somewhere else I

50:25

also think Mickey and Minnie's at

50:27

Disneyland with toontown is oh

50:30

Yeah, their too is so good. I

50:32

know like I yeah, I when that's always

50:34

might be okay I I'm like going down a

50:36

rabbit hole here, but like that's my beef with

50:38

Disney like why I

50:44

meant it cuz it's like toontown over there and The

50:52

hole he throws in the wall I am digging

50:54

the hole can you just stop saying hole? Welcome

50:58

to being friends with me. I am so

51:00

sorry. You know what Ryan in that shirt.

51:03

You're a hole-in-one Just

51:09

putt then just putt everyone knows how to

51:11

putt you've gone miniature golfing It

51:17

is a yes adults will like it and they

51:19

should do it I you know I like it's

51:22

one of those ones where it was a soft

51:24

No, but I could be persuaded

51:26

to give it a firmer. Yes, okay

51:28

stop What I know

51:31

you're just thinking it Muppet

51:33

Vision 3d I Am

51:35

shocked by the defender in this one Greg

51:38

that was me No, I

51:41

said no to Muppet Vision 3d. I think

51:43

it's got adult jokes in it Yeah, I

51:45

mean there is I just

51:47

think that for me

51:49

again. This list is the

51:51

must-dos and Yes,

51:53

I do think Hollywood Studios suffers in

51:56

the amount of longer attractions for adults

51:58

to get off their feet I

52:00

think that's why they still need a proper

52:03

dark ride in Hollywood Studios a

52:05

nice a nice good You know

52:07

10-minute ride like the Haunted Mansion

52:09

or And

52:12

it's done. It's over get over

52:14

it ever say never and so

52:17

Muppet Vision 3d I guess can fill that

52:19

but I mean at the same time too

52:21

I'm not going to lie sit here and

52:23

say it's for everyone I mean, it's it's

52:26

not for everyone the Muppets. I feel like

52:28

is a fine wine You either get it

52:30

and you enjoy it or yeah wine that or

52:32

your just right go. I think it's gonna tell

52:34

must you Good point. I

52:37

mean even wine even wine. I base wine tap

52:39

house I mean, it's a great line

52:41

you bring a drink in there and now no open

52:43

containers out No, I don't think so, but I mean

52:45

I Mean they

52:47

can say no. Yeah, they can say sir. Yeah finish the drink

52:49

before you come inside and go. Oh my god Hey

52:52

drinks in you is the frozen ever after

52:54

show, you know Street America those are gone

52:56

you sure can't I'm not over that either.

52:59

You can bring a drink in a frozen

53:01

ever after I mean I did not mean

53:03

frozen sing-along sing-along. Correct. Probably not on the

53:05

ride Yeah,

53:11

that was the case but definitely wouldn't have been

53:13

on my list for up-caught but no I think

53:15

I said Muppets like for adults Nostalgia to like

53:17

we grew up ish with the

53:19

Muppets, you know and also God

53:22

bless Disney for keeping some like

53:24

original stuff at studios Like that

53:27

attraction just makes me so happy it reminds me of

53:29

the good old days of when they had it Yeah,

53:32

cuz what video you see is actually from

53:34

this. Yes, correct But it also

53:36

is like straight up from the 80s, which is

53:38

just like I love I love

53:40

that people pick it in You're like what's the other

53:42

part of this wall? Where did you know? We saw

53:44

this come full circle because those clothes those fashions

53:46

are coming back in. Oh my god could

53:48

be today I'm not even kidding you guys I

53:51

stopped at American Eagle before this because surprise surprise

53:53

I wore a hole into my pants because my

53:55

thighs are too thick and I Went

53:58

to go get new ones. I I made

54:00

an audible noise in the store where they were like,

54:02

is that old man okay? Cause I, the

54:04

whole front of the store, it's boot cut jeans. And then

54:06

the back of the store was

54:09

carpenter jeans. And I was like, what? I

54:11

can't do it. What a nightmarish thing am

54:13

I in? Is this 2000? Just

54:15

go to Target. Go to Target. Target is wild.

54:18

That means I would have had a full

54:20

vintage closet because I feel like that was

54:22

all my jeans that I saved like still

54:24

from high school. Oh, I got fluffy up

54:26

on them. Oh, man bun up there. Yeah,

54:28

he got a little. You

54:30

know what they say, the higher the hair,

54:33

the closer Jesus. Yeah. There was. That's

54:35

a thing in the South. You gotta get your

54:37

poof. Alright guys, we

54:40

can't keep talking about each attraction as much as we have

54:42

been because we still have another park and

54:44

it's like two o'clock. So, daddy

54:47

wants his Taco Bell. Yeah. I

54:50

don't think I'll talk about it all day. Alright,

54:52

rise the resistance. I think this kind of goes

54:54

without too much to say. This is, Craig and

54:56

I have said it, whether Hannah agrees or not.

54:58

I agree. It is definitely

55:01

one of the, like, must

55:03

do attraction at Walt Disney World

55:06

because it just has cutting edge

55:08

technology, the way it delivers the

55:10

story. It's got storytelling. It's got

55:12

a giant fish mail. Kylo Ren.

55:14

It's got multiple locations. How brave.

55:16

It's got random arms sticking out

55:18

of nowhere, just like shooting guns. It's

55:20

blasters. They don't do blasters. Oh, this

55:22

one? Uh-huh. Yeah.

55:25

Yeah, I love the animatronic arm that comes out. It's

55:28

got no floor, two floors of

55:30

craziness, you know? It's like multiple

55:32

rides in one, and I don't think we've ever seen

55:34

that with Disney. And who knows if we'll ever see it

55:36

again, so. Yeah. I

55:39

don't think we will, so. I mean, if they build

55:41

a new avatar attraction, if they keep going based off

55:43

the length of the movies, they'll

55:46

have it. That attraction will be a whole day. It'll

55:48

just be, it won't be one theme park, it'll be

55:50

one attraction at a theme park that is

55:52

about eight hours long. I'm gonna say no on that. Link

55:55

a dog dash. Hang

55:58

on. I think it's a young man. but

56:00

I still got a little spring in the step. Slinky

56:02

dog, quote, in quote. I

56:06

just did it. No, I think it's fun and I

56:08

think that like also adults love

56:10

Toy Story, you know? Came out in the 90s. So,

56:14

was it, oh, it was the 80s? What's that?

56:17

Girl, I just said 1995. Oh, I think you said 85. I

56:19

was like, am I going crazy? Evidently

56:21

I am. But yeah, no, it's a 90s

56:23

classic. People have that emotional connection to Toy

56:26

Story. It's fun, tiny

56:28

bit thrilling. If we said yes to Big

56:30

Thunder Mountain Railroad, you have to say yes to

56:32

Slinky Dog Dash. Okay, that's a fair argument. The

56:34

same intensity, in my opinion. It's just one you

56:36

don't realize is like, you know, one hides in

56:38

the mountains to think that it's actually thrilling. This

56:40

one is just bare exposed for you to realize

56:42

it. It's not that bad, but you know what?

56:44

Let's cut that a little bit. It's got that

56:46

little curve drop. Yeah, it's a good time. It's

56:48

different. We were like, wow, this is a lot

56:50

higher than it looked on the ground. Yeah. Like,

56:53

um. Also, my two year old's almost tall enough to ride

56:55

it and am I going to throw him on

56:57

it as soon as he is? It

56:59

is one of those attractions that is really sad that it

57:01

got, a piece of it got cut out. You know, it

57:04

was supposed to be just a little bit longer because it

57:06

is one of those rides you're like, man, this

57:08

would have definitely been worth that extra couple of like

57:10

10 seconds on here, but. Yeah. Also

57:14

in Toy Story Land, we have Toy Story Mania,

57:16

which I think is a fun game for anybody.

57:18

I too. Yeah, right back to

57:20

the Buzz Lightyear argument, it's fun to compete

57:22

with each other. And Toy Story, yeah, I

57:24

did vote for Buzz Lightyear. You guys are

57:26

both monsters, but we circle back around

57:28

to this one where it's fun to compete with people.

57:30

It's fun to work together and compete at the same

57:33

time. But you know what I like to, yeah, I

57:35

was going to say is I like that when you

57:37

work together and you like can be like, we start

57:39

to learn the secrets to open up the new screens

57:41

and things like that. And that's always a fun,

57:43

like, and trying to get it in that timeframe. So it's

57:45

like a fun, you know. It's

57:48

like the company shirts that I had to get

57:50

rid of because they no longer fit me. Teamwork

57:52

makes the dream work. Did

57:56

you donate them or burn them or throw them in a... Yeah, John.

58:00

force me to burn them. Okay. Awesome.

58:04

Well, also, we've got,

58:06

I'm just gonna lump them together. Two

58:08

more attractions that were both yeses. Rock

58:10

and roller coaster and Tower of Terror.

58:12

I mean, duh. I think they go

58:14

without saying that those are both very

58:16

adult, older oriented skewing attractions for sure.

58:18

Yeah, I mean Aerosmith with that 60

58:20

mile an hour launch. Like you, it's

58:25

great for use out there too, but at the same

58:27

time, you know, they're afraid. They

58:29

see that limo go jetting off and

58:33

they're like, where's it going? They're like great roller

58:35

coaster. Still one of my favorites. Also, I think

58:37

you have to be an adult to know who

58:39

Aerosmith is at this point. Oh. It was the

58:41

last time they had a hit. I'm

58:43

not being rude, but they're not active. Are they

58:45

actively making their music or are they just like,

58:47

in that retirement? No, I think the last album

58:49

they did was just Push Play, Honkin' on Bobo,

58:51

maybe one of those two. So it was a

58:53

while. Yeah, it's been years. They've been riding their

58:55

greatest hits for a long time,

58:58

but I mean, you could argue the

59:00

same thing of Twilight Zone Tower if

59:02

they are, yes, you know, Jordan Peele

59:04

tried to bring it back, but this

59:06

is based on the original series. So

59:08

you have, but I mean, it's kind

59:10

of coming gone throughout the years. You

59:13

had the 80s TV show. You had

59:15

the classic movie that is not scarred

59:17

for being an absolute disaster. And then

59:19

the original series. You're

59:21

forgetting a movie too. You're forgetting the Gutenberg one. Steve

59:25

Gutenberg, Kirsten Dunst, there's a, you

59:29

mean the one that's actually based on it.

59:31

Yeah. Why is that not on

59:33

Disney Plus? Why? Is it

59:35

not? No, it's not. Well, that's a shame

59:37

to Gutenberg. And the wild thing is they sold

59:39

the DVD in the store for like the longest,

59:41

longest time. So it's weird. Come remember for a

59:43

watch party, I got it. Is Scarlett Johansson still

59:46

working on the new version of the movie? Oh,

59:49

no, I don't think so. I don't think

59:51

so. Wait, did something happen with her and

59:53

Disney? No, they got together, they made up

59:55

and they're still gonna work on stuff in the

59:57

future, they said. Okay, yeah, they show can't. She

1:00:00

doesn't like, she didn't like JPEG. She should be

1:00:02

a Disney legend at this point. Why,

1:00:04

what else has she done? She was one

1:00:06

of the voices in the Jungle Book. That's

1:00:09

right. They killed her character in a Marvel movie? Oh,

1:00:13

spoiler alert to that. I'm

1:00:15

sorry, spoiler alert for a five year old movie?

1:00:18

Come on. Really

1:00:20

quick, do you guys think they're gonna get rid of

1:00:22

Aerosmith on rock and roll again? I think eventually they're

1:00:24

gonna have to redeem it. How soon, we think? My

1:00:28

guess is with the current state of the

1:00:30

way things are, I think later, then sooner.

1:00:32

Yeah, I agree. I think it's a low priority

1:00:34

where they're like, I think it comes down to

1:00:36

being like, in the surveys that people fill out,

1:00:38

and I know this is part of it too,

1:00:40

is that like, people still enjoy the actual attraction.

1:00:43

And I think if we still have a ride

1:00:45

like, Journey into Imagination, then I think

1:00:47

we're, the exciting ride that

1:00:49

still is fulfilling, whether you

1:00:51

know Aerosmith or not, is on there.

1:00:54

And again, it's not really like, much of it

1:00:56

has to be re-themed, so I don't know. I mean, I

1:00:58

think it would be fun, but it could also, I don't

1:01:00

know, at the same time, now I'm having this conversation with

1:01:02

myself, it could be one of those

1:01:04

things where it doesn't cost a ton of money to

1:01:07

re-theme that that much, so like, it couldn't be that

1:01:09

hard. I'm still pulling for that goofy movie. I'd

1:01:12

rather have Electric Mayhem, but I think if one

1:01:14

of the members. It's on, it's canceled. I think

1:01:16

if one of the members of Aerosmith dies, they'll

1:01:18

probably use that as an excuse to fast track,

1:01:21

getting rid of it. Oh, I don't know. That might slow

1:01:23

it down, right? I would say fast

1:01:25

track it and be like, okay, we wanna be

1:01:27

respectful to the family and not have their dead

1:01:30

relative in here anymore. Ken Marino invites it.

1:01:32

He's at the keyboard. He's at the sound

1:01:34

machine. Don't you say that about Ken Marino.

1:01:37

Ken Marino, sure. So

1:01:39

Tower of Terror obviously has that horror element

1:01:41

too, so that's the other part of that

1:01:43

too. I love Tower of Terror. Like, that

1:01:45

is one of my favorite attractions, and I

1:01:47

love Guardians out at DCA, but like, Tower

1:01:49

of Terror just has my heart. I

1:01:52

love it. I wanna live there. Well, 13 floors

1:01:54

of excitement. Come on. Yeah, I know. Not

1:01:56

every floor can be a winner. It inspired

1:01:58

one of the greatest. SNL sketches of

1:02:00

all time. Yeah, you have to say

1:02:02

any questions. Yep, any questions. I

1:02:06

Also think it's one of those like automatically It's

1:02:08

one of you know, so many people like who

1:02:10

21 or older are just always like why isn't

1:02:12

there bar associated with us? So it gives it

1:02:15

or hotel how long we were talking about home.

1:02:18

Hey, that's what I'm trying to Star Wars

1:02:20

So telling to right regardless you have to say tower. Yeah,

1:02:22

I mean it more right. It's right out there I'm

1:02:25

not making that some more a shirt or making that

1:02:27

some more a Okay, the

1:02:30

final one at Hollywood Studios I

1:02:35

think whether you've seen the Disneyland one or not, which you

1:02:37

can't see right now I

1:02:40

think fantastic Like I remember the first time I

1:02:42

saw it still and I think it is just

1:02:44

like one of those nighttime Spectaculars again that you're

1:02:46

not gonna get anywhere except for like Walt Disney

1:02:48

World. It's my favorite nighttime I'd

1:02:50

argue that you can enjoy it more as an

1:02:53

adult than a kid even I is a kid

1:02:55

I saw it and I was like it's

1:02:57

too long too much sitting as an adult I

1:02:59

watch it and I'm like it it

1:03:02

knows how to hit the beat It has

1:03:04

a great selection of different movies to pull

1:03:06

from it knows the pacing of the show And

1:03:08

it doesn't matter if Mickey's popping out of

1:03:11

the top of a house or a mountain

1:03:13

When he comes out and he starts just

1:03:15

frickin aiming those fireworks everywhere. You're like, come

1:03:17

on, right? I know I'm

1:03:19

not saying it We

1:03:23

got a 10 10 time limit I think

1:03:26

per episode yeah people that's a more No,

1:03:30

I fantastic is awesome, I think it is like

1:03:33

a fine wine it only gets better with time

1:03:35

I also like the new additions that they added

1:03:38

what last year with Moana

1:03:40

and frozen Yeah,

1:03:46

right why not and I love That

1:03:55

was the Craig night screaming out into the

1:03:57

ocean on the fantasy not the fantasy that

1:03:59

Disney wish I don't know why we just got into

1:04:01

a mow where we kept screaming out in the darkness. Every

1:04:09

now and then someone would make a noise back. I

1:04:11

bet they would. It was security saying please get off

1:04:14

the deck and go to your stateroom. They have camera.

1:04:16

No, no, no, no. Anyway,

1:04:18

we're moving on to our final

1:04:20

park that is Disney's Animal Kingdom.

1:04:23

And speaking of Big Daddy, flight

1:04:26

of passage, the big bluest daddy of them

1:04:28

all. This is

1:04:30

3 yeses across the board. I've said before this is

1:04:32

not my favorite attraction but I do think this is

1:04:34

a really cool experience. Any

1:04:39

adult that goes on this, even if you

1:04:41

get massively sick from it, you're going to

1:04:43

be like what did I expect? Especially that

1:04:45

first time when you're sitting on those bikes

1:04:47

and you're like how can this be good?

1:04:50

How can this be great? And it envelops

1:04:53

you. You get into that world, you

1:04:55

truly do feel the pulsating

1:04:57

of the bike that you're

1:05:00

sitting on that is supposed

1:05:02

to be or whatever they're

1:05:04

called anymore. Banshees. Banchis. Banchis.

1:05:08

Sivaco. When you throw it all together,

1:05:10

no matter how you slice it or

1:05:12

dice it. Oh gosh. This

1:05:15

sounds like your hash brown order at Waffle

1:05:17

House. If

1:05:20

you listen to the LeCoultre East, that episode I was

1:05:22

telling you about with Tina Fay, Bo and Yang's podcast

1:05:24

with Matt Rogers is that they

1:05:26

talk about the flight of passage. Do they? It's

1:05:29

one of the things because they love Disney

1:05:31

Parks and they're like, and they talk about

1:05:33

how much they hate that video. They

1:05:35

try to say it nicely but they're like I heard that guy

1:05:38

was just pulled that day because somebody else pulled out and he

1:05:40

was like I don't think so.

1:05:43

I think that's just how it was. Next

1:05:47

up at Animal Kingdom, we've got where I

1:05:49

would argue you can see one of the

1:05:51

most attractive experiences happen at

1:05:53

Walt Disney World Festival of the

1:05:55

Lion King, our fire twirler. Oh.

1:05:58

I go for the fire. day for the bird dancing.

1:06:01

Oh I see yeah. I mean Lion

1:06:03

King another you know. How

1:06:06

come not Tumble Monkeys? Oh yeah. You walk

1:06:09

into this show thinking like okay they're trying

1:06:11

to get audience participation out of me. I

1:06:13

feel a little uncomfortable with it. Yeah but

1:06:15

by the end of it you're like. And

1:06:18

then you're like okay these are actual really

1:06:20

talented performers putting on one heck of a

1:06:22

show whether you like the singing, you like

1:06:24

the aerialist, you like the fire dancing, you

1:06:27

like Tumble Monkeys. I feel like they offer

1:06:29

such a good plethora of

1:06:31

performances that you can find something that you

1:06:33

like in it and you know what like

1:06:36

other circumstances we've other attractions we've

1:06:38

talked about here you know we're now in

1:06:40

the day and age where adults grew up

1:06:43

with the Lion King and our our parents

1:06:45

grew up with it too so grandparents

1:06:47

like it adults like it is for everyone

1:06:49

boom. Okay well

1:06:52

obviously I feel like this one goes without saying

1:06:54

I think Kilimanjaro safaris is definitely one of the

1:06:56

must-do things if you're coming to Walt Disney World

1:06:59

it's a very unique experience it's no New Jersey

1:07:01

six flag safari which I did as a kid.

1:07:03

Oh is it? And that's why my mother never

1:07:05

took me to Animal Kingdom because she was like

1:07:08

no we've done the safari yeah yeah well you

1:07:10

drive your own car I believe up there. Well

1:07:12

they have a lot up in Florida come on.

1:07:14

But you know this is a really cool I

1:07:16

mean I love it. I don't get lucky with

1:07:19

the rhinos. I've seen the rhinos. The animals make

1:07:21

up for the cast members who

1:07:23

sometimes drive the safari trucks like

1:07:25

they're too cool. Yeah I hate

1:07:27

that. Like they're acting like

1:07:29

PZ airline pilots like. They

1:07:33

all have the same group. How do they

1:07:35

do that? How do they all? But like

1:07:37

they all have the same inflection. I don't

1:07:40

know how they do that. You know it's

1:07:42

something like you'll start to notice it in

1:07:44

other places it's a different type of inflection

1:07:46

but I feel like if you go over

1:07:48

to like any of the aquarium based stuff

1:07:51

At a car in the in the

1:07:53

seas area that you'll see that they

1:07:55

also speak with us like ups well

1:07:57

in the motorcycle. The

1:08:00

doll the driver is that safari speaking the same

1:08:02

thing and I think it's just like you learn

1:08:04

it and then you ending how your trunk and

1:08:06

I mean is it like people used to talk

1:08:09

like it on the back legs or rhino the

1:08:11

I'm like or automating this weekend and will the

1:08:13

same or others ever. My part we still had

1:08:15

it is all my favorite. Director Michael Bay who

1:08:18

has no I'm he still is I've only white

1:08:20

one safari driver ever and it was my calls

1:08:22

programmer make Garrett. South Alabama.

1:08:26

Ah, heron. Garrett.

1:08:29

Ah, Thought he was my heart

1:08:32

salary. Now their room with or Gary

1:08:34

Aura who are now on the college

1:08:36

program. Hate anyone. Can room with anyone

1:08:38

Ozick! Oh it. Sounds

1:08:40

I your attention shifts. I

1:08:43

will say as an adult safari will

1:08:45

mess up your back says he's seen

1:08:47

collate. Oh I did they sound it's

1:08:49

fine just watch. Fox is now Cypriots.

1:08:52

Yeah. Debris Everglades just pave the

1:08:54

entire thing. make it soft or way to

1:08:56

my this a little read scripts is gone

1:08:58

and cannot speak of the ocean reserve is

1:09:01

his name. Yeah. Remember like so

1:09:03

jersey and know line that wilson a

1:09:05

one. Yeah. I didn't go when

1:09:07

it was i grew up early. one of

1:09:09

persona was a lot more intense working on that

1:09:11

poacher stuff. I like that version of it. I

1:09:13

didn't go as any good omens who thousand

1:09:15

and seven for the first time. I was two

1:09:18

thousand and I got a guy I'm not

1:09:20

as. Good

1:09:22

like resolve our senator? Yeah yeah boy

1:09:24

am I still love those. Are they

1:09:26

had that mr the radio? Then they

1:09:28

go with the snowbirds. Oh yes I

1:09:30

am I not as those are my.

1:09:32

Why? i'm

1:09:35

so okay next are less which i

1:09:38

completely disagree with his gorilla falls exploration

1:09:40

trail of this was on the lists

1:09:42

the tiger the tillman the maharaja jungle

1:09:44

track should have been on the list

1:09:46

but ah because i think that's better

1:09:48

than gorilla falls but your can really

1:09:51

wrong because the tigers are rarely ever

1:09:53

visible on there with that guy in

1:09:55

this photo hypo ah hippopotamus hit and

1:09:57

miss always say the wrong on as

1:10:00

You always see the hippopotamus when you go

1:10:02

in. There are always at

1:10:04

least one or two gorillas that you'll see.

1:10:06

And usually there's always a baby gorilla that

1:10:08

you're always losing your mind out about. Gorilla

1:10:11

Falls is great. It is excellent.

1:10:13

And as Hannah would like

1:10:15

to point out to our good old fashioned

1:10:17

Hurricane Hannah, you take a drink through. Yeah,

1:10:20

you go get yourself a test for

1:10:22

lager and just enjoy yourself, you

1:10:24

know. Akuna Matata. Well,

1:10:26

you could. Next up, Expedition

1:10:28

Everest. I think we all think this

1:10:31

again is one of the better coasters.

1:10:34

I'm getting to that age though where it's like the... I mean, I had

1:10:36

a concussion when I was a kid, so I don't know if that has

1:10:38

something to do with it. Are we supposed to fill that for you? Is

1:10:41

that so silly? Yeah, it was my... I

1:10:43

don't... We lost the budget for the violin

1:10:45

in the studio, so I was overruled on

1:10:47

that as well. But there is the backwards

1:10:50

part, kind of messes up my equilibrium now.

1:10:52

So... For me as a adult, you

1:10:54

know. I know. Well, my mom had to go

1:10:56

to first aid and lie down in a room and I was

1:10:58

not embarrassed. I was embarrassed. I was

1:11:00

like... They were like, do we need to call

1:11:02

an ambulance? And I was like, I don't think

1:11:04

so, but is there like a dark pit I

1:11:06

could leave her in? Right. And

1:11:08

like, they left her in a dark room and she sat

1:11:10

there for three hours and I, like a good son, took

1:11:13

her friend over and we had tempting tigresses and

1:11:15

I would just check in on her.

1:11:17

She healed eventually. She healed. She healed.

1:11:19

So, I'm trying to convince Kylie to

1:11:21

let me go on a solo vacation

1:11:24

where I get to hike to the Everest Base Camp. I

1:11:26

don't want to go up it, because I know what could

1:11:29

happen there. I mean, you could still

1:11:31

get altitude thickness and get like really bad

1:11:33

headaches. Yeah. Oh, really? Well, no. Obviously,

1:11:35

any... You ever watch anything about Everest? It's like the most

1:11:37

dangerous thing you could do. Well, no. Once you climb the

1:11:39

mountain... I'm not going into the dust zone. I want to

1:11:42

go to base camp. I want to see it. You're not

1:11:44

going to Crystal Donald? That was

1:11:46

vertical limit. He was climbing Everest? No,

1:11:48

that was the K2. Oh, you're

1:11:50

right. I'm sorry. They climbed Everest in the movie Everest.

1:11:52

Never heard of it. Spoiler.

1:11:56

I feel like Everest, for me, is like one

1:11:58

of those attractions that like... They don't

1:12:00

make attractions like Everest anymore. Like, I

1:12:02

don't know, maybe that's like a bold

1:12:04

statement. But I just remember too, before

1:12:07

Everest opened, like the hype, there was

1:12:09

so much hype. And some

1:12:11

of you like documentaries about Joe Rode and

1:12:13

like, you know. They don't, Disney

1:12:15

doesn't really do endurance rides in the same

1:12:17

way that like Universal, we brought it up,

1:12:19

Velocico, Starhawk, Rip Ride Rocket, you know, these

1:12:21

rides that are feet of

1:12:23

accomplishments. But they kind of are at

1:12:25

the same time because I feel like

1:12:27

there are great places to introduce, or

1:12:30

for people like me that aren't those

1:12:32

extremists that are still like, this was

1:12:34

fun. So we don't have original attractions

1:12:36

created anymore. That is absolutely correct. However,

1:12:38

I do think that Disney is turning

1:12:40

a new leaf with

1:12:42

Imagineering in general. Obviously they lost

1:12:45

a lot of Imagineers over the years,

1:12:47

but I think look at what they're

1:12:49

doing with Tiana's Bayou Adventure. They're shining

1:12:51

more of a light on the Imagineers

1:12:53

creating the story, the depths that they're

1:12:56

going through to accurately recreate

1:12:58

parts of Louisiana. They are trying

1:13:00

to shine a focus on Imagineering

1:13:02

again. And I think this is

1:13:05

going to be a recurring trend

1:13:07

to start making

1:13:09

Imagineers more noticeable again.

1:13:11

Start really like appreciating

1:13:14

what they put into these attractions. And

1:13:16

maybe it goes away after Princess and

1:13:18

the Frog and Tiana's Bayou Adventure, but

1:13:20

I think it's just from what you

1:13:23

can see it with it. Otherwise we wouldn't have

1:13:25

that background in depth and detail of

1:13:27

like, we installed a weather vein and why that

1:13:29

was important or everything they put

1:13:31

in the foliage. They sent me on a

1:13:33

trip to see what Imagineers do. I know.

1:13:36

That's pretty cool. But my fear with all

1:13:38

that stuff is that I was thinking about

1:13:40

it the other day, even today, at Hollywood

1:13:42

Studios today, a new snack area opened the

1:13:45

hydraulics, whatever it's called. Do

1:13:47

you smell that? Are you about

1:13:49

to say BS? I think there's going to be a

1:13:52

snack attack on the horizon. Oh. But

1:13:54

I saw on the building where it's like been serving

1:13:57

snacks since 1989 and I was like. I

1:14:00

get it because that's the year the park opened, but I

1:14:02

was like, Disney loves to rewrite its own history all the

1:14:04

time, like write that story into it.

1:14:06

There's a part of me where I was like, why

1:14:08

didn't you just write 2024? I

1:14:11

don't know. Then people would be like, oh, it's

1:14:13

new. And then in 20 years it becomes old.

1:14:15

Like, I don't know. Some of that stuff, sometimes

1:14:17

there's so much, sometimes

1:14:19

I think there's somebody's job out there where

1:14:21

it's like too much story. And

1:14:24

I was like, somebody was definitely asked to go write

1:14:26

what they do during the week. And

1:14:28

they wrote it. I mean, okay, so I'm

1:14:30

gonna take it there, like Vlasa Coaster,

1:14:32

like the storyline's just like, yeah, we're

1:14:35

training Vlasa Raptors and you're

1:14:37

gonna go out and run them. That's it.

1:14:40

Is it a great coaster? Yeah. The

1:14:42

storyline for that is we built a

1:14:44

roller coaster to give you the experience

1:14:47

of running alongside a Vlasa Raptor. And

1:14:49

to me, that's not telling a story.

1:14:51

That's explaining the purpose of it. Right,

1:14:53

that ain't like, oh, you know. And

1:14:56

that's where we get into the argument

1:14:58

of are they actually doing storytelling or

1:15:00

are they saying that they're telling stories

1:15:03

when it's like, no, you're not. You're

1:15:05

just explaining what you're experiencing. It's not

1:15:07

telling a story. There's not, you

1:15:09

know, there's no classic signs of

1:15:12

a story in there with the

1:15:14

introduction. I just, you

1:15:16

know, I guess it makes me sad sometimes when I

1:15:18

hear the really long stories that Disney comes up with

1:15:21

about all this stuff because it's those

1:15:23

things you're like, this is gonna get lost. How

1:15:25

much of this had already been lost to history because

1:15:27

we don't document, now we document things way more than

1:15:29

we used to, you know, and it's like, it's

1:15:32

one of those like, working in a distraction like I

1:15:34

did. Like I worked at like both Life's More Reaction

1:15:36

and the Backlot Tour, the water tank part. And

1:15:39

there was a lot of history involved in that

1:15:41

attraction that no one knew because nobody had really

1:15:43

documented it very well. So it was a lot

1:15:45

of like hearsay, this and that. And there was

1:15:48

no like attraction Bible. You know, and

1:15:50

a good attraction should have that. They should

1:15:53

have their, you know, not only their standard

1:15:55

operating procedures, whichever attraction they have to have,

1:15:57

but then also the background in it too.

1:15:59

Like I know Harry Potter and the Forbidden

1:16:02

Journey did that. So a good background on

1:16:04

what everything meant in the building so that

1:16:06

way you have that in there. I

1:16:09

will give a plug though. I think history

1:16:11

sometimes, just because you're not willing to search

1:16:14

for it doesn't mean it's not out there.

1:16:16

And that's when you like stumble

1:16:18

upon a great show like Connecting with

1:16:21

Walt that will help uncover that history

1:16:23

because Michael's looking up all these resources.

1:16:25

It might be like random articles from

1:16:28

websites, lectures that he attended,

1:16:30

stuff like that. He compiles it all

1:16:32

together to help tell that history in

1:16:34

a more cohesive way. So the history

1:16:36

is out there sometimes. You just

1:16:38

have to dig for it. Well it is.

1:16:40

Sure. Like deeper? A

1:16:43

little deeper. Oh okay. Well

1:16:46

I just think, I

1:16:48

mean that's the Disney difference again and it's one of

1:16:50

those things where I really hope that they don't hold

1:16:52

on to it but it's always hilarious when they will

1:16:55

give you the detailed, detailed, like the litany of it

1:16:57

all and then you'll be in another attraction and be

1:16:59

like, I don't know. Like

1:17:02

the opening of the gardens that I've got there like, eh,

1:17:04

it was pretty. You're like okay.

1:17:06

I just love that both those worlds

1:17:08

exist. And it's also funny for

1:17:10

Walt Disney World because so much of what

1:17:12

Disney markets for here is that guest that

1:17:14

comes once a year

1:17:16

every five years, not necessarily like

1:17:19

that ultra Disney fan but

1:17:21

the storytelling definitely is more.

1:17:23

So I guess it's

1:17:25

digest at your own risk kind of thing.

1:17:27

Well speaking of digestion, what a great segue

1:17:29

into our next attraction. Our next and final

1:17:32

attraction. Dinosaur. Dinosaur.

1:17:35

Dinosaur. You know how

1:17:37

I feel about this attraction. I love it. I

1:17:39

think it's great for everybody. I love that it's

1:17:42

like scary. There's an element of fear in it.

1:17:44

And I still feel it a little bit because

1:17:46

I'm that ridiculous person where you know the line

1:17:48

and I think it also is great nostalgia because

1:17:50

I know it's not Jurassic Park but it does

1:17:52

still like you are in a pen with dinosaurs

1:17:55

and if you were born any, you

1:17:58

know, or have existed on this. And you've

1:18:00

seen Jurassic Park. There's no way this doesn't

1:18:02

call up that sort of feeling a little

1:18:04

bit I love Universal. It was my home

1:18:06

for many many years I think

1:18:09

dinosaur does a better job of making

1:18:11

you feel like you're in a Jurassic

1:18:13

Park movie Yeah, and any attraction that

1:18:15

is Jurassic Park or Jurassic World at

1:18:17

the domestic parks I have not been

1:18:19

on the awesome one in Beijing that

1:18:22

I've seen the videos of that I

1:18:24

think that might actually be the best

1:18:26

which is like spider-man but through Jurassic

1:18:28

World So I think that one probably

1:18:30

is the best but domestically I think

1:18:32

you you feel that sense of being

1:18:34

in a realm with these

1:18:36

dinosaurs better at dinosaur than anything in

1:18:38

Jurassic Park Yeah, I would agree. Also

1:18:40

the campy intro is fantastic. Like I

1:18:43

just feel like things I've arrived just in time

1:18:45

to correct Obviously we all

1:18:47

of her are Queen But

1:18:49

I just feel like they've leaned into it,

1:18:51

you know access denied Mm-hmm We're

1:18:55

in you know, I didn't I

1:18:57

didn't understand his name being grant seeker until I was

1:19:00

like he's seeking grants while I'm embarrassed Also

1:19:04

what a name to then end up in that job.

1:19:06

It's also Superman

1:19:09

also, I think in grants you're seeking your

1:19:11

grant seeker. You're seeking a grant Someone

1:19:13

named Grant a boy named Grant is

1:19:16

the dinosaurs named Grant. No you

1:19:18

are My name's not

1:19:20

Grant I

1:19:23

got it What?

1:19:25

Yeah, I think we're gonna say goodbye

1:19:27

to Dino or Dino Landy Dino

1:19:29

DNA Dinosaurs

1:19:32

got away, right? I'm trying

1:19:34

to move on from your comment Well

1:19:38

with that perplexing end to this week's

1:19:41

episode I Hope

1:19:43

you enjoyed it. And if

1:19:45

you did and you want to support us

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book a dream I just wrote that a 90

1:19:57

minute salute to the must-do attractions that could have

1:19:59

been handled like

1:22:00

we kind of gave a baseline,

1:22:02

slight tip, he gave the connection with

1:22:05

Walt, Hannah, I don't

1:22:07

know. Snack attack. Snack jack. But

1:22:09

that's gonna do it for this week's episode. We'll see you

1:22:11

real soon. And speaking of big

1:22:14

daddy, yummy yummy. Yummy yummy. Yummy

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yummy.