On Today's Show:

00:00:00

 Introduction

02:19:20

 Donald Trump Sneakers!

08:43:01

 New "Trump Intimates" Sold On Home Shopping Network

12:21:18

 Old Woman Wants A Man's Cat

17:17:06

Woman Calls 911 - Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops

22:18:05

 Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store

26:06:06

 Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It Down

29:28:20

 Subscribe To The Sideshow!

31:47:07

 Texas Man Shoves Antiuques Up His Rectum

36:51:02

 Matchsticks In Nostrils Is To Be Celebrated

40:42:05

 No Tip After Seven Hour Hair Job

44:54:22

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