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Plus that balloon popping is the

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sound of female rejection, taking

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a homeless man addicted to baby

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pacifiers. All coming up today! Hello.

1:53

Hi, Cynthia. Yes. Hi,

1:56

this is Roy from the the dog park. Yes!

2:00

They don't want me to give you a call and

2:02

ask you if you could please not poop on the

2:04

ground with your dog. I?

2:07

My dog? What?

2:11

I picked my dog's poop up. No,

2:14

no, no. That part's fine. It's

2:16

just that pooping on the ground is for

2:18

the dogs only. So you are not allowed

2:20

to poop on the ground with your dog?

2:23

I don't know if that's like a bonding thing you're doing or...

2:26

I don't poop on the ground. Are you

2:28

telling me that someone's saying I poop on the ground?

2:31

Yeah, we've had reports that you've been pooping on

2:33

the ground with your dog. No.

2:36

I would never do that. I don't

2:39

know who's talking. With Milo, the black

2:41

dog? Yeah, yeah,

2:43

with Milo, the poodle. No. Wonderful.

2:47

I would never do such a thing.

2:49

Who's saying something like that? Oh, several

2:51

people. Man, there's no reason to deny

2:53

it. Just if you could please not

2:56

do it again. That's all

2:58

we asked. Don't do that. I

3:00

am very embarrassed by that. I would never do such

3:02

a thing. No. It's no big deal. I mean, I

3:04

go out and I'm in the woods sometimes. It is

3:06

a big deal. It is a very big

3:09

deal that someone would say something like that. That's

3:11

a big deal. It's

3:13

embarrassing and how harmful that

3:15

is to my education.

3:18

To have someone say that about me? You're

3:21

talking about the dog park. Yeah,

3:23

the dog park. We

3:26

just need you to not do that anymore.

3:28

That's all this call has to be. I'm

3:30

just letting you know to please not do

3:32

that anymore. I don't do it. Anymore,

3:35

right? And I

3:37

really resent someone saying that. I

3:42

would pull down my pants and poop with my dog.

3:44

Is that what

3:46

they're saying? Yes, that's what they're saying.

3:48

And you're picking it up and everything. So that's not

3:50

the problem. I would never

3:52

do something like that. I don't know who

3:55

would say that. If you

3:57

want to poop with your dog, like in your

3:59

backyard, that's all. Okay, I'm

4:02

the distorted view show with

4:04

Tim Hanson Nothing

4:09

at me shaking my hair well as you

4:11

all know hot dog is my favorite meat

4:13

Hotdog and jumbo will not be seen this

4:15

morning so that we may bring you the

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following They

4:20

break him back here with you for your

4:22

Wednesday episode of TV at the top you

4:24

heard one of my favorite Brad

4:27

Carter calls where he just

4:29

accuses women of shitting in

4:31

the dog park squatting

4:33

with her dog Dropping

4:35

the deuce. It's a simple

4:37

premise, but effective Everyone

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check out the snowplow show of course go

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to phone losers.com Support

4:44

Brad over there, you know in addition

4:46

to enjoying great prank phone calls I'm

4:48

also a huge fan of exploitative

4:53

reality dating shows What

4:58

most entertainment the best content can

5:00

now be found online I don't

5:03

even waste my time with television

5:05

dating shows anymore. No, no YouTube

5:07

is where it's at, baby Have

5:09

you guys heard of a little

5:11

YouTube series called pop the balloon

5:13

or find love? It's not the

5:15

sexiest title, but it kind of

5:17

just lays out what you're in

5:19

for basically in the

5:21

show There's a lineup of about

5:24

eight to ten women and they

5:26

all have an inflated balloon They're

5:28

holding the host parades out a

5:30

man who proceeds to tell the

5:32

ladies a little about himself Name

5:35

occupation what he does for fun and

5:37

at any time these ladies can pop

5:39

their balloons letting this guy know They

5:41

have absolutely no interest in him for

5:44

some reason this just brings me so

5:46

much joy The fact that when these

5:48

women pop the balloon, it's such a

5:50

loud Sharp visceral

5:52

sound it heightens the rejection

5:54

Especially when more than one

5:56

woman pops the balloon and

5:58

sometimes like the guy does even say one

6:01

word and you start hearing these balloons

6:03

pop. I mean these women are rough.

6:06

Here's an example. So our

6:08

first single guy come on

6:12

up.

6:15

He's not even out yet. I don't even

6:17

see the guy. And

6:19

there's at least three pops there. My

6:22

name is Diddy. I'm a DJ. Hey how

6:25

old are you? I'm 27. 27? Hi

6:27

nice to meet you. And

6:29

there are no balloons left. Every

6:32

single woman popped his ass. Now

6:34

just for a little extra humiliation

6:36

the host asks the ladies why

6:38

they popped their balloon. And I

6:40

popped my balloon because he's not my type.

6:43

So these are the women who are at least

6:45

trying to spare his feelings a little bit. Like

6:47

yeah he's just not my type but the host

6:49

won't have that. Now she wants specifics. Yeah. Okay

6:52

and what makes him not your type? Like

6:54

what's your usual type? What does he fit?

6:57

Not a DJ. I think in many cases these

6:59

ladies are too critical and honestly a

7:02

lot of them aren't prizes themselves. In

7:04

this case I do have to agree

7:06

with her. I can see popping your

7:08

balloon because someone says he's a DJ.

7:10

That kind of means unemployed most of

7:12

the time. Just a dude who

7:14

likes music and he thinks he can turn

7:17

that into a career but it's not happening.

7:19

A lot of women echoed that response. And

7:21

I would say the same thing. I

7:23

don't date DJs. I'm sorry. Yeah dude you

7:25

just need to get a real job. Let's

7:27

bring out another guy. Hello

7:29

hello. Welcome. Only one woman has

7:31

popped. I can have you tell

7:33

us. Two women have popped. Your

7:35

name, your age, Instagram and what

7:37

you do. My name is

7:40

Gary. I'm 30 years old. Oh someone

7:43

popped their balloon right after he

7:45

said his name. Gary. I

7:48

got to hear that again. I got to see if

7:50

that's the real reason why or if she was like

7:52

going back and forth and it's just like

7:54

a delayed pop. My name is Gary. I'm

7:57

30 years old. Nope. I'm a strength and

7:59

conditioning coach. So I work with

8:01

athletes, teams of athletes for

8:03

colleges. My Instagram is KingChams81. Alright,

8:06

thank you for that. So, as you see,

8:08

there's a few ladies that pop their balloons,

8:10

but there's quite a few that have not

8:12

popped yet. Gotta be honest with you, I

8:14

could care less about the bitches who did not

8:16

pop their balloons. I just want to hear from

8:18

the poppers. Hi, my name is Mookyo,

8:20

and I'm 21. I

8:22

pop my balloon because your name is Gary.

8:25

I knew it! You know, maybe

8:28

Incels have a point. I'm

8:31

sorry, but like, she's not even

8:33

willing to give this guy a

8:35

chance, because his name is Gary.

8:37

Something he had no control over.

8:39

His parents named him that. I

8:41

mean, he could have come up

8:44

on stage and been like, hey, my

8:46

name is Snapper, or you know, whatever

8:48

other cool street name you want to

8:50

give yourself. That's what a

8:53

cool black guy might name himself, you know. Snapper.

8:56

That's the best name I could come up with. Don't

8:59

laugh at me. I'm street. I'm

9:01

so incredibly white is what I am. So it's

9:04

just his name. Just my name. That's why you

9:06

pop, what's wrong with the name Gary? On

9:09

the save the day, it would say Mookyo and Gary, and

9:12

like, you know, people know that I like SpongeBob, so

9:14

I just don't, you know, I don't think it would

9:16

be. Let's

9:18

move on to the next guy. All

9:21

right, right on over here. Hello, welcome

9:23

in. Oh, yeah! Down

9:26

to one balloon. Again,

9:29

it's before he even said his name. My

9:31

name is Terrence. I'm from Alabama. I'm

9:35

an electrician. All right, that's enough from you,

9:37

seeing as how everyone pretty much just popped

9:39

their fucking balloons. Everything else,

9:41

you're not sure. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well,

9:43

let's move right on next to our next lady

9:45

here. If we can get your name, how old

9:47

you are, what you do, and why you popped

9:49

your balloon. Why'd you break this man's heart?

9:52

You know, I'm 24 and I'm a medical

9:54

specialist. And why... Okay. First,

9:58

you're short and I'm a talk. I

10:00

like six foot enough. Okay. She's not

10:03

that tall first of all. She's as tall

10:05

as the rest of the women there But

10:07

okay, this guy is about her same size

10:10

Maybe a tiny bit shorter to I

10:12

don't do dreads and then

10:14

your electrician. I'm thinking about like businessman

10:17

doctor Lawyer cuz I'm trying

10:19

to like find a man who could provide for

10:21

my kids See now if I was this guy

10:23

standing there, I would say oh you have kids

10:26

I wish I had a balloon so I could

10:28

pop it in your face the fuck out of

10:30

here me providing for your kids She's

10:33

not done yet though. And I just

10:35

eat from Alabama. I heard things about

10:37

Alabama New York. So no, thank you

10:44

No, what have you heard

10:47

you could probably marry your sister I Think

10:52

it's a little I've been there. It's a

10:54

little weird over there. So no, thank you

10:56

bitch has a little attitude, right? Well, this

10:58

guy is given a chance to offer a

11:00

rebuttal to her Okay, and is she somebody

11:03

that you had approaches to your type like anything

11:05

you like don't like No,

11:07

I don't think I like her attitude. I don't

11:09

like that. I think you think you're

11:11

a little up there I mean, you gotta go

11:13

down a little bit. I think you think I'm

11:15

up there. No, I don't So,

11:19

why would you assume that well, I just feel like

11:21

for you to just say that talk down about Alabama

11:23

You don't know I feel like no,

11:25

I definitely think you ought to do more research

11:27

or that I did that's my job. Let's just

11:29

research and I researched y'all and I didn't like

11:31

it. Okay. Well, no, I definitely Okay,

11:35

so just the attitude Okay

11:47

He thinks I'm cute you know, I'm

11:49

cute but you're not cute either You

11:52

know, it just seems like a very

11:54

hostile show for guys to go on

11:57

some of these dudes might need intensive

11:59

therapy after appearing on, pop the

12:01

balloon or find love. Even

12:03

you guys listening might feel a little

12:05

down in the dumps after seeing women

12:07

treat guys like that. So I've prepared

12:09

a dick and nuts! Pick me up!

12:11

Meditation and pep talk from

12:14

Canada's number one fan of

12:16

cock, Will Blunderfield! Yeah,

12:20

this is exactly what you guys need. Take

12:22

it away, Will. Repeat after me. It was

12:25

never mine to carry so I lay it

12:27

down. That's it, bro. Inhale the red light

12:29

of joy. My

12:31

company remaining is not majoring in their penises to

12:33

collectively heal from it. What is this red light? I

12:36

should be helping. Beautiful

12:39

brother. PJ, ha. Nice

12:42

dick you got there. Good. Now let's

12:44

just stroke our cocks a little bit.

12:46

Yeah, rub that hummus, shooter. Tune

12:49

into the frequency of our genitals

12:51

collectively. Tune

12:53

into the frequency of our genitals

12:55

collectively. Okay, I'm sorry. I

12:57

don't think my penis is receiving a

12:59

signal. How do you tune this thing?

13:01

Twister bowls, maybe? I

13:07

think I'm getting something. Nope.

13:10

It's just I love Lucy reruns. Maybe I

13:12

just live in a bad area. Hold on.

13:14

I'm gonna wrap some aluminum foil on the

13:16

tip of my dick. This might help with

13:18

reception. Get it on the tip there, good.

13:20

Oh, it's like a little hat. Take me

13:22

to your leader. Let

13:25

me try yanking on my balls again. See what we can get in here. Yeah,

13:32

there's some feel-good cockrocks.

13:47

I think this is the type of penis

13:49

frequency Will Blunderfield was talking about. The

13:51

only thing my dick's receiving. Repeat after

13:53

me. In a very

13:56

low, masculine voice. Okay. I

13:59

have beautiful. I am beautiful genitals. The wrinkles in my scrotal

14:01

sack are unique to me. No one else has a testicle print quite like mine. My balls

14:03

ooze masculinity. I'm sorry Will, I added a few things. I think the Nordic spirit

14:05

of Smegma entered me. The women wish to breed with us.

14:07

Eww, gross. I don't know what to say. I'm not

14:10

a black.

14:26

Women wish to breed with us. Eww, gross. I

14:28

mean Eww, gross. Yeah,

14:30

you know how it is when

14:33

you're feeling down and out

14:36

and you just have

14:38

to take a whiff of

14:45

your buddy's disgusting dirty sweaty cock to

14:47

pick yourself up. We've all been there

14:49

from time to time. What the hell

14:52

is this guy talking about? No straight

14:54

guy does that. I need to feel

14:56

inspired and motivated. Can I please just

14:58

bury my nose in your foreskin for

15:01

a second? I need to recharge. Straight

15:03

guys don't do that. Gay guys don't do that.

15:06

Will is in a whole other universe.

15:10

Plain of existence. I love being naked

15:12

in a locker room with my bros.

15:15

We know, Will. I'm with complete strangers.

15:18

I'm confident cleaning

15:21

my penis in the showers. In

15:24

the locker room. Repeat after me. My

15:28

adult male penis is

15:30

gorgeous. Daddy's pork

15:32

pipe is a real stunner.

15:35

I shall blast my salacream

15:37

shooter and your mud pie.

15:41

Bitches fight over who

15:43

shall suck my mighty

15:45

horn of Gru-lock. Again

15:48

I added a little something to Will

15:50

Blunderfield's mantra but I'm getting the hang

15:52

of it. Look at this. My

15:55

hairy scrotum is potent.

15:58

My scrotum attracts. women

16:00

from all over the world. Well, that

16:02

might not necessarily be a good thing.

16:04

Might be like a traveling circus freak

16:07

show type thing. People come

16:09

from all over the world to lay

16:11

eyes on Will Blunderfield's tiny misshapen

16:13

balls. Ha ha ha ha

16:15

ha! Laugh at the freak!

16:18

The smell of my pheromones

16:21

from my apricot and sweat glands causes

16:24

other men's balls to

16:27

quiver with testosterone secretions.

16:31

That was a mouthful. Getting a

16:33

little wordy there, Will. My penis

16:36

is epic. Better. And

16:38

a symbol of my warrior

16:40

past. Thousands

16:42

of lifetimes of warriorship have gotten

16:44

me to where I am today.

16:47

Really. Inhale. And

16:49

now I will finger my butthole! But, you know,

16:51

in a manly way. Will, I'm sorry to do

16:54

this to you. You seem like a nice guy

16:56

and all, but... I'm

16:58

gonna pop my balloon on you. Not because

17:01

you're weird and constantly talking about cock

17:03

secretions, but you're too short for me.

17:05

I need a man who's at least

17:08

six-two! So, walk

17:10

away, short king. Ain't

17:12

worth my time. All right,

17:14

moving on. We were talking about Salvia not

17:16

too long ago. And we used to play

17:18

clips of people, you know, tripping their balls

17:21

off on Salvia. If we're

17:23

just going by the Internet,

17:25

specifically YouTube clips, I don't

17:27

think anyone has ever been

17:29

on a good Salvia trip.

17:31

Everyone just ends up screaming

17:33

and scared, sweating. It's a

17:35

total, hallucinogenic nightmare. Moonman

17:37

over there in the distorted view

17:40

Discord posted a link to this

17:42

Salvia trip. Aaaaah! Aaaaauh!

17:47

Certainly sounds like he's having a nice

17:49

experience as a cat in

17:51

heat. Wah! What's

17:53

up, fool? Wah! Wah!

17:56

Aaaauh! I

17:59

smell another... duets ladies

18:01

and gentlemen Yoko Ono and

18:03

a guy on salvia I'm

18:16

sorry. Let's finish up with this clip Oh,

18:32

he's not doing well. Are you good? Oh, yeah,

18:34

he's great never been better. Can't you

18:37

tell? Ex, dude Relax

18:40

You okay, bro? He went oddly

18:43

quiet there at the end I've

18:46

got another salvia trip here this one I

18:48

found It's his

18:50

very first salvia trip Salvia

18:54

Take one Right. Oh

18:56

we get to see it from the

18:58

very beginning. See how long it takes

19:00

before all goes horribly wrong Alright,

19:03

he's lighting up He's

19:07

at least trying to put himself in

19:09

a more peaceful environment, you know with

19:11

that music going and everything Wow Wow

19:17

Wow, oh It

19:21

seems like it's starting off okay Wow, like

19:23

maybe he's just seeing a bunch of pretty

19:25

colors and patterns Wow You

19:29

think you're taking a crap oh Again

19:35

he's saying you got to try this

19:37

so nothing too scary is happening I

19:40

will say the woman who is filming

19:42

is less than helpful throughout the whole

19:44

thing It looks

19:46

like you're taking a crap Uh oh

19:52

Now we don't die on me now Again

19:55

not helpful when someone is high

19:57

in hallucinating and can't control the

20:00

surroundings, you know, the last thing you want

20:02

to hear is, I hope you don't die!

20:04

Don't you die on me! Screaming

20:06

like that. Oh,

20:12

I think it's changing now from a

20:14

positive experience to a negative one. Oh

20:16

my god. What

20:19

are you feeling? What are you feeling? Oh

20:22

my god. Can you talk? Oh.

20:26

Hey Robert, can you talk? Oh.

20:30

Oh. Oh. Oh.

20:33

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

20:37

Oh. Oh. Hey, can you talk?

20:40

Oh. Oh. Shut

20:42

the fuck up, bitch. Oh. Oh.

20:44

Can you? Oh, because you can

20:47

hear me. Oh. Oh. Are

20:49

you going to be dreading it? Yeah. You are?

20:52

I know where I can be. You can't see?

20:54

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh.

20:57

Are you serious? Yeah. Oh my

20:59

god. I told you not to do this. Again,

21:02

not helpful. This is not the time nor

21:04

the place. She is the last person you

21:06

want to do drugs with. She's freaking out.

21:09

She's loud. Oh. Oh. Oh.

21:13

Now she's pulling at him. Oh.

21:16

Yank in his arm trying to get him

21:18

to stand up, which is also something you

21:20

don't want someone who's very high to do.

21:22

It's better they just, they're just laid out

21:24

on the floor, not mobile. Oh

21:26

my god. What? Oh my

21:28

god. I can't get out of my head. I think he

21:30

said he can't get out of his head. I

21:33

told you not to try it. Later

21:35

on in the video, she's like putting

21:37

her hands on his head and praying

21:40

for him loudly. Oh yeah. Oh

21:42

yeah. Oh. Holy shit.

21:44

Oh. I'm

21:47

out of this thing. Oh. Holy

21:49

shit. Father God. Oh.

21:51

If I was high and hallucinating, I would

21:54

not want to be hearing prayers and talk

21:56

of Jesus Eventually, after just

21:58

a few minutes, the worst. The of

22:00

it passes. Both

22:03

of whom. He

22:05

sort of trying, but mostly

22:07

laughing moon. Moons

22:10

we'll see who's who's who's

22:12

ago and now he wants

22:14

to stay alive. Was always.

22:19

Smooth it was. It is worth. It when

22:21

I knew will kill me no

22:23

reason. To

22:26

Move. Means that's why

22:29

I'm going to with as green as he

22:31

asked that question but she doesn't like. The

22:33

answer is is he thought he was gonna

22:35

say oh my god and or on a

22:38

touch just have a good I was freaking

22:40

out I was. It was a. Smoker.

22:42

That said, he was

22:45

no, I won't kill

22:47

me. Or

22:52

the house for hims repeat of

22:54

his sons. No more mice are

22:56

you going to have. Do

23:00

drugs says as he is not

23:02

on board with is why Yoga

23:04

both salvia a freak outs for

23:07

your Wednesday During our attention back

23:09

to the discord I wanted to

23:11

single out. Got lit. For providing

23:13

linked to or in interesting news

23:15

article you know we have featured

23:18

those are you do Predator Poacher

23:20

channels many times. A

23:22

lot of of the great work carrying

23:24

the torch passed on by Chris Hansen

23:26

and nods you know, Dateline Nbc to

23:28

catch a Predator. Those You Tube channels

23:31

do pretty much the same thing Chris

23:33

was doing right. He tries to bust

23:35

pedophiles of these guys are you know,

23:37

on you to pretend to be a

23:39

thirteen year old girl? lure isn't a

23:41

pedophile and then agreed to meet and

23:43

then the You Tube or confront them

23:45

on camera. For the record, I'm all

23:48

for this. I love the idea of

23:50

humiliating child predators and getting them potentially

23:52

arrested. Or the only issue. I

23:54

have something I've noticed with these

23:56

You Tube channels. Obviously they're not

23:58

as professional as Chris him then.

24:00

and Dateline Nbc is investigations. that's

24:02

to be expected, but some you

24:04

tube or can't seem to control

24:06

themselves and they get way too

24:08

aggressive verbal yeah, and sometimes physically.

24:10

And it's like, yes, we all

24:12

want to punch a pedophile in

24:14

the face. But. The goal here

24:17

is to get the police to

24:19

investigate and arrest. As part said

24:21

you gotta go about it the

24:23

right way. So ah, the news

24:25

story that got lit provide and

24:27

has to do with Colorado had

24:29

to patrol you to birds who

24:31

have been d monetize from the

24:33

platform. Why you ask? Well let's

24:35

trade accord and Uk Dvr. A

24:37

man who build a large online

24:39

following with his You Tube channel

24:41

called Colorado Pet Patrol is facing

24:43

a rash of his own troubles.

24:45

legal. And otherwise Tommy follows said

24:47

his operation is dedicated to catching

24:50

pedophiles. after luring would be peds

24:52

through an online interaction into was

24:54

saying that the live streams That's

24:56

all well and good except now

24:59

the local sheriff's office said it's

25:01

no longer willing to work with

25:03

the forty two year old man

25:05

you tube as also the platform

25:07

his channel separately. Here we go

25:10

to. this is where we learn.

25:12

The dude who runs said to

25:14

patrol is also a fucking. Monster

25:16

to Children are separately. Fellows

25:19

faces a misdemeanor town of

25:21

child abuse. Of course.

25:23

It's or after he kicked his two

25:25

children out of a home and told

25:28

them not to return. He also faces

25:30

a misdemeanor assault case after he was

25:32

accused of punching a former supporter during

25:35

one of his live streams. It wasn't

25:37

even a pedophile, he was punching someone

25:39

who was on his side. On December

25:42

first, he was sued by an Aurora

25:44

man who claims that fellows falsely accused

25:46

him of child exploitation. Later on in

25:49

the article, one of the police sergeants

25:51

as like a guy wasn't. Even

25:53

that good of a predator

25:55

catcher. Sergeant David Porter said

25:58

that fellows, bragg. Line

26:00

about making dozens of pedophile catches.

26:02

but does it tell his viewers

26:04

only one of the catches is

26:07

actually being prosecuted? The reason, according

26:09

to Porter is because Fellows doesn't

26:11

provide evidence, even when deputies repeatedly

26:13

asked for it. We request and

26:15

there's radio silence. We make a

26:17

request from Tommy either through email,

26:19

verbal, or on the scene. And.

26:22

He will provide partial or altered evidence.

26:24

The sheriff's office thinks this is just

26:26

a way for you know him to

26:29

make money on you tube running these

26:31

channels. He really doesn't care so much

26:33

about seeing these pedophiles by bars see

26:35

others cause you tube channel was taken

26:38

down. His try to set up some

26:40

additional channels, they've all been deleted pretty

26:42

quickly. I did manage to find a

26:44

one example of a predator cats from

26:47

Colorado Pride Patrol. This is a video

26:49

that was repost it on bit shoot

26:51

home Doug. Galileo. Twenty Three Thirty three.

26:53

So let's see this guy in action

26:55

on a founding. Fathers

27:07

really do like to play dumb Dumb Fact:

27:10

I wasn't talking to a minor. I was

27:12

talking to a fifteen year old girl. Just

27:19

a complete stranger wanting to take a

27:21

little girl on a shopping spree. Nothing

27:23

weird about that at all. Oh also

27:25

by the way, we are dealing with

27:27

a trans woman here and she's immediately

27:30

caught in a lie. She just said

27:32

I just wanted to take her shopping

27:34

nets. It. Will

27:42

that certainly more than just shopping?

27:44

And again, that's an underage colonel.

27:46

The audio is fucking atrocious. So

27:48

much background noise. I mean, get

27:50

yourself a windscreen or something, right

27:52

a way I He confronts her

27:54

and says, look, we've got the

27:56

cats are transcripts and you talk

27:58

to her about teaching her. sexual

28:00

things in your truck or something like that. I

28:02

said you can teach her. No I didn't. You

28:04

didn't want to learn. I

28:08

didn't do this. I know what I said. I

28:12

said I could teach her. But I didn't say I was. Oh

28:14

semantics. I said I could teach

28:17

her things. Not that

28:19

I would. Probably the best defense

28:21

she has going for her. Mr.

28:23

Krits, so it's okay to take you're coming up to the

28:25

McDonald's. You're meeting her. Were you going to kiss her? I

28:28

don't know. I don't know. I want to

28:30

call the police. Why? I didn't

28:32

do anything. You think they're going to believe.

28:34

I got everything right here. You cannot need

28:36

a minor off the internet. This is an

28:39

exceptionally dumb predator. As the

28:41

confrontation goes on, her ladylike demeanor

28:43

fades away. Get the fuck out

28:45

of my face. Put the fuck back the fuck

28:48

up. You back the fuck up.

28:50

Then go step towards me. You step towards me. Now

28:52

you're stepping towards me. You can't even step towards me.

28:54

Do not fucking get my rate. I will not get

28:56

the fuck out. Do not. You're going

28:58

to hurt our fucking children. I don't know. You're

29:01

fucking 61 years old. You

29:03

asked her, the 13 year old, if she wanted to

29:05

sleep, did she want to sleep? What is

29:08

the cycle? Did you ask a question?

29:10

David. David. I mean in

29:12

this particular case, I don't think the

29:14

Colorado pet patrol did anything wrong here.

29:17

Go into the bathroom and take pics of

29:19

yourself undressing for me. Oh well. Oh

29:22

well. A 13 year old child? That's a seventh

29:24

grader. She didn't really have

29:26

a good comeback for that one. She's like, nah,

29:28

you know, shit happens. Slip of

29:30

the tongue. I made a whoopsie. If

29:32

he goes further and has to come over, he goes

29:35

up and says, hey, you put a little girl and

29:37

I will teach you. You're not saying I would do

29:39

it? No, what the fuck is it? I can verbally teach her. How

29:41

do you do it on the job? Okay? 150

29:43

years ago. 150 years ago? Okay. The

29:46

only way to escape. Lady, you need to stop talking. Do

29:48

you feel this? Do you feel this? Do you

29:50

feel this? Do you feel this? Do you feel

29:53

this? Do you feel this? Do you feel this? Do

29:55

you feel this? Do

30:00

you think it's wrong? I

30:02

don't necessarily agree with it. It's at this

30:04

point that the cop finally arrives. This has

30:06

got to be the one case that's being

30:08

prosecuted, right? It seems like a pretty open

30:10

and shut case. Well, that's

30:12

Colorado Ped Patrol for you. Turns

30:14

out the guy who's running the

30:16

channel is also a giant asshole.

30:18

Finally, before we get into the

30:20

news today, I don't think we've

30:22

ever talked about this artist before,

30:25

but he has recorded hundreds, if

30:27

not thousands, of songs about shit,

30:29

piss, and puke. I don't know

30:31

what his real name is. He only goes

30:33

by the odd man who sings about poop,

30:35

puke, and pee. Now, if you've got a

30:37

friend who needs cheering up, or maybe their

30:39

birthday's coming up or something, you can just

30:41

do a quick YouTube search for the odd

30:43

man who sings about poop, puke, and pee,

30:45

and then add a name, and you're likely

30:47

to find at least one or two songs.

30:50

Obviously, my name is Tim, so I

30:52

searched for that first, and I was

30:54

not disappointed. Yet I

30:57

was still disappointed. You'll see why

30:59

in a moment. Tim! Poop,

31:03

poop, poop, poop, poop.

31:09

Tim, Tim, Tim! Poop,

31:14

poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.

31:17

Tim! Poop!

31:20

I wonder how much money this guy makes. I

31:22

mean, like, this song has received about 17,000

31:25

plays on YouTube over three years.

31:28

Some have received only a couple

31:30

hundred, but, you know, do the

31:32

math. If he's posting hundreds or

31:35

thousands of videos every year, that

31:37

might make up some sort of

31:40

revenue, right? Add revenue? Tim

31:43

Poop. Tim,

31:48

Tim, Tim, Poop, Poop,

31:50

Poop, Poop. Maybe

31:52

I go by the more formal Timothy.

31:55

Well, there's a poop song for that,

31:57

too! Timothy, Timothy, Timothy,

31:59

Timothy. Timothy, Timothy, pup-pup. Timothy,

32:02

Timothy, pup-pup, pup-pup. Ultimately, it's not

32:05

that creative of a song. It's

32:07

very similar to the Tim Poop

32:09

song. But when you're cranking these

32:12

things out... Timothy, Timothy, Tim... it's

32:14

more about quantity than quality. Timothy,

32:17

pup-pup, pup-pup. Timmy,

32:20

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,

32:23

Timmy. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,

32:25

Timmy. Truly

32:27

my anthem. Now as I said, the

32:30

Tim songs were recorded about three

32:32

years ago. I think he must

32:34

have run through all the normal

32:36

names. Because now, he's still recording

32:39

these songs. But we're doing songs

32:41

like... Kirigwen!

32:47

There are three people in America

32:49

named Kirigwen. Pup-pup, pup-pup, pup-pup. Kirigwen!

32:53

You know, if your name is Kirigwen,

32:56

this is like the first time ever

32:58

there's a personalized thing for you. The

33:00

shell! The shell! Maybe

33:05

your name is Dragon. That's

33:08

actually a pretty cool name. I think your

33:10

parents would have. Dragon,

33:12

Dragon, Dragon, poo-poo-poo-poo.

33:16

Dragon, poo-poo-poo-poo. I think you get the

33:18

idea. I was further searching some stuff

33:20

here. I found songs from him from

33:22

like eight years ago. Nine years ago.

33:26

So he is very committed to creating

33:28

a large poop music catalog. Check him

33:30

out. I'll try to remember to provide

33:32

a link on the show notes today.

33:35

Right now, though, let's get into the crazy bazaar twist. That's my channel!

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33:58

right, three very quick stories down. This

34:00

first new story is just

34:02

perfect timing considering how we

34:04

started today's podcast. Are you

34:06

telling me that someone's saying I poop on the ground?

34:09

Yeah we've had reports that you've been

34:11

pooping on the ground with your dog.

34:14

To be clear, this new story has

34:16

to do with just dogs relieving themselves.

34:18

Now we all know, you know, as a

34:21

responsible dog owner, if you take your dog

34:23

out for a walk, you know, in

34:25

the neighborhood and the dog takes a giant

34:27

dump in someone's yard, you pick it

34:29

up, right? That's why you bring plastic bags

34:31

with you. That's the responsible thing to do.

34:35

What about when the dog pee's though?

34:37

Either on a fire hydrant or tree?

34:40

What is the owner's responsibility? One

34:42

complete nut job seems to think so. Yes,

34:45

a dispute has arisen following an

34:48

incident where a police staff member

34:50

allegedly instructed a man to clean

34:52

up his dog's urine. Steve

34:55

Sherman, a 56-year-old NHS worker

34:57

over there in the UK,

34:59

was walking his 6-year-old Saluki

35:02

rescue dog, Margo. Apparently we're

35:04

taking a walk in Bournemouth's

35:07

main square. According to Sherman,

35:09

after his dog urinated, a

35:11

female member of Dorset Police,

35:14

described as aggressive. Also

35:16

a good term might be

35:18

unhinged, completely psychotic. Uh,

35:21

yeah, she yelled at him to clean up the mess.

35:24

When he questioned her, he claims a

35:26

council community safety patrol officer threatened to

35:29

arrest him if he didn't leave the

35:31

area. The main question this

35:33

guy had for the police officer was, uh,

35:36

how? How do you want me to clean

35:38

up dog piss? Now I don't know exactly

35:40

where this dog took a pee if it

35:43

was like on gravel, on cement,

35:45

and the grass, but regardless, there's

35:47

just, there's little you can do

35:49

about it. Not many people walk

35:51

their dogs with a mop and

35:53

bucket in tow. The incident took

35:56

place during a day of action

35:58

by Dorset Police. that's

36:00

where there's like extra police on

36:02

duty in response to recent serious

36:05

crimes in the area, including a

36:07

fatal stabbing. Well this is right

36:09

up there, with bloody homicides. In

36:11

the list of severe crimes, number

36:14

one is obviously murder, number two

36:16

is dog piss that's just left

36:18

there, and then number three is

36:21

rape. You can see why the

36:23

police needed to intervene, Sherman

36:25

argued that while he would have cleaned

36:27

up solid waste, you know, fuses, he

36:30

was unsure how to deal with the

36:32

urine. He has since filed a complaint

36:34

with the Dorset Police Complaints Department, which

36:37

is investigating the matter. Sherman

36:39

described the police staff member as

36:41

overly aggressive, gesturing and insisting that

36:43

the dog's behavior was unacceptable. There

36:46

was a claim that when he sought an

36:48

apology from two community safety officers, one threatened

36:50

him with arrest if he did not comply.

36:52

A spokesperson for the

36:54

Bournemouth Council stated that their community

36:57

safety officers were involved in an

36:59

incident solely to help defuse the

37:01

situation and assist Sherman, maintaining

37:03

a polite and calm demeanor

37:05

throughout. They also mentioned that none

37:08

of their staff heard any swearing from

37:10

the police staff member, as Sherman alleged.

37:12

Dorset Police has responded by stating

37:15

that they are conducting a thorough

37:17

investigation. What a waste of resources,

37:19

right? To determine the exact details

37:21

of the incident and have deemed

37:23

it inappropriate to comment further at

37:25

this time. Second story

37:27

we have for you today. This one

37:30

also comes from the UK and involves

37:32

a homeless person. Yes,

37:36

a crazy homeless

37:38

person. How

37:40

crazy? The man was stealing

37:43

pacifiers from babies because

37:46

he wanted them for himself. Poor

37:48

guy was never weaned. It's actually

37:51

pretty much the news story

37:53

here. A homeless man, Josh Gilder.

37:55

Josh Gilder. I thought

37:58

there was more to that there. The homeless

38:00

man, Josh Gilder, 23, who was

38:02

found guilty of stealing pacifiers from

38:04

the mouths of five children in

38:06

Harlow Essex, has been sentenced to

38:08

a year and two months in

38:11

prison. Wow, they really threw the book

38:13

at him. I bet you know

38:15

it had to do with babies and

38:17

kids and stuff. The incidents occurred between

38:19

February 10th and August 7th. One

38:22

of the children was also assaulted during the thefts.

38:24

Okay, well now I can sort of see why

38:26

he's behind bars. If he was just like sneaking

38:28

up to babies and going like, oh, can I

38:31

see that little pacifier? Can I see that binky

38:33

for a second? And then running off with it.

38:35

I mean, yeah, that is technically theft, but I

38:37

don't know if he'd do jail time. But you

38:39

know, you punch a baby in the face for

38:41

his binky. You know, that's

38:43

some serious stuff. Gilder's

38:46

defense attorney, let's see how this

38:48

goes. Oh, I want to see

38:50

what she crafted up here. Give us

38:52

the pitch. What's the big defense? Gilder's

38:54

defense attorney, Mary Buxton stated

38:56

at the Magistrates Court last

38:59

August that Gilder lived in

39:01

a tent. Still

39:03

does not explain why he needed pacifiers and

39:05

why he stole them from babies. But

39:08

okay, going for the sympathy route here. Your

39:11

honor, my client lives in a tent.

39:13

He's got nothing to suck on. It

39:15

would be really good if this

39:18

homeless person was missing a thumb. She

39:20

could use that to potentially win the

39:22

case. Your honor, my client's favorite sucking

39:24

thumb had to be amputated last year.

39:26

Got infected with maggots or something.

39:29

He just has nothing to put in

39:31

his mouth. So he's a desperate

39:33

man and he saw those pacifiers.

39:36

He didn't know what else to do. All right. So

39:39

yes, he lives in a tent

39:41

and had a lifelong dependency on

39:43

pacifiers for self-soothing. She explained that

39:45

Gilder's actions were driven by a

39:47

compulsive need to acquire pacifiers, which

39:50

he would then use in his

39:52

tent. He's kind of like a

39:54

real adult baby. He's the UK's

39:56

version of baby Andy. Uh,

39:58

Andrew reports tenancy of... Exactly into his

40:00

diaper. Well, it's definitely a sexual thing with

40:02

Andy. I don't know about this guy. I

40:05

love baby Andy reading through his medical

40:07

documents. I think this is the

40:10

diagnosis. This is what the doctor wrote. I'm not

40:12

sure what he was trying to prove, but by

40:14

reading all of that. Initially started around 2022 and

40:18

just urinated until he discovered that

40:21

bowel movement felt good in his

40:23

diaper and all of

40:25

a sudden couldn't make it to the

40:27

bathroom. See, the guy in the UK

40:29

just wasn't weaned off of pacifiers. This

40:31

has been a lifelong problem for him.

40:34

Baby Andy just started shitting himself when

40:36

he was 20. He

40:38

is capable of cleaning up after

40:40

himself, but won't because he is

40:42

lazy and wants everyone to clean

40:44

him for him. Okay, so the

40:47

UK homeless guy isn't exactly like

40:49

Andy. The homeless man was apprehended

40:51

on August 15th of this past

40:54

year and faced charges, including five

40:56

counts of theft, three counts of

40:58

common assault and one public order

41:01

offense. Gilder was convicted on all

41:03

charges on November 20th at

41:05

Colchester Magistrates Court and received

41:07

his sentence on February 2nd.

41:11

Chief Inspector Paul Austin, District Commander

41:13

for Harlow, expressed satisfaction with the

41:15

resolution of the case, acknowledging the

41:17

community's concern and the efforts of

41:19

the police to ensure safety. He

41:22

also thanked the public for their

41:24

support in the investigation and highlighted

41:26

the overall reduction in crime in

41:28

the Harlow District over the past

41:30

year, including decreases in violent crimes,

41:33

sexual offenses, and home

41:35

burglaries. Sounds like they

41:37

got their shit together over there

41:39

in Harlow. What's your excuse, California?

41:42

Uh, final story we have for

41:44

you to jump? Just the other

41:47

day, here on the podcast, we

41:49

were talking about the monkey future!

41:51

Thanks to our actions, macaw monkeys

41:53

are getting sexually aggressive and they've

41:55

taken over an entire town! People

41:58

are just afraid to live! There

42:00

the monkeys are so aggressive. It was a

42:02

shocking and Horrifying story that's

42:04

why I'm so happy to read this one

42:06

is a glimmer of hope Someone

42:09

is actually fighting the good fight

42:11

here in Boston a US Customs

42:14

and Border Protection Canine detected an

42:16

unusual item in the luggage of

42:18

a traveler returning from Africa many

42:22

mummified monkeys All

42:25

of those wretched little creatures were dead I

42:27

hope they bumped up this traveler to first

42:30

class for doing such a service

42:32

for the human race Let's

42:34

find out what happened here. Yes

42:36

in Boston a US Customs and

42:38

Border Protection Canine detected a bunch

42:41

of mummified monkeys in the

42:43

luggage the incident which occurred last

42:45

month came to light when the

42:47

traveler who had visited the Democratic

42:49

Republic of Congo Declared the luggage

42:51

contained dried fish. I know

42:53

what this guy was trying to do He's like maybe

42:56

they won't look that closely You

42:58

know if you just seize it through the

43:00

plastic bags and you squint your eyes it

43:02

kind of looks like fish Alright,

43:04

so he said it was dried fish. It

43:06

was actually a mummified monkeys after

43:09

a thorough inspection at the Boston

43:11

Logan Airport It revealed the presence

43:13

of four desecrated monkey corpses According

43:16

to Customs and Border Protection

43:18

spokesperson Ryan Bassett the traveler

43:20

claimed the monkeys were for

43:22

personal consumption Can you actually

43:24

eat mummified monkeys?

43:27

I think the meats gone bad at

43:29

that point Importing raw or minimally processed

43:32

meat from wild animals known as bush

43:34

meat is prohibited in the US due

43:36

to disease risk Yeah, that's how you

43:39

get fucking Ebola. There's been a couple

43:41

of close cases already in this goddamn

43:43

country I mean, I'm all for the

43:46

slaughter of monkeys You

43:48

know just to protect our own race, but do it

43:50

over there. Don't bring them back here to the US

43:53

Julio Caravia, I

43:55

guess the local port director for Customs

43:58

and Border Protection emphasized the health

44:00

hazards associated with bush meat,

44:02

including, that's right, the potential

44:04

transmission of the Ebola virus.

44:07

The event was publicly disclosed this past

44:09

Friday, although it happened last month. The

44:12

set mentioned that while no charges were

44:14

filed, the luggage was confiscated, and the

44:18

nearly nine pounds of bush meat were

44:20

slated for destruction by the U.S. Center

44:22

for Disease Control and Prevention. So unfortunately

44:24

the guy didn't get to eat his

44:27

mummified monkey meat, but that's okay, I'm

44:29

still a happy camper. Those

44:31

fucking despicable creatures are long gone.

44:33

Dead, dead, dead. Uh, that my

44:36

friends is your Distorted News for

44:38

Wednesday. Let's do a couple voicemails

44:40

and get the hell out of here.

44:43

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44:45

you freaks, and there are many ways

44:47

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44:50

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44:55

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44:57

let's check in with a few freaks

45:00

here. By the way, if you missed

45:02

yesterday's program, first of all, shame on

45:04

you. Aren't you- why don't you people

45:06

listen to this podcast in order? You

45:08

might miss something important, like the announcement

45:11

of our new P.O. Box! Yes!

45:14

I finally got off my ass, and I

45:16

got us a mailbox, freaks. Of course, all

45:18

included in the show notes, but it's Distorted

45:20

View. P.O. Box 36268. Cincinnati,

45:24

Ohio. I tried to get 2333, but they

45:26

didn't have it available. Aight,

45:30

Galileo 2333 here. Uh, no,

45:32

it's Distorted View P.O. Box 36268. Cincinnati,

45:36

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45:39

start sending stuff, because now every day

45:41

I go to this post office box

45:43

hoping, praying that something's in there for

45:45

me, and alas, nothing has

45:47

appeared yet. Even though I just

45:50

announced it yesterday. Still, I'm

45:52

hoping someone might overnight something.

45:55

Very sad when there's nothing in that box. Alright,

45:57

uh, where are we at here? Let's do some,

45:59

uh... Let's do some calls. Tim, I'm just

46:01

calling to let you know that I did not in

46:03

fact kill Charles So if anybody

46:05

asked you if I killed Charles the answer is

46:08

no. All right. I did not I

46:10

did not All right. I

46:12

love you. I'll talk to you soon. I don't know exactly

46:14

what this is in reference to Like

46:17

did we have a prior conversation

46:19

about killing Charles or are you

46:21

talking about King Charles? Who was

46:23

diagnosed with cancer and I read this article

46:25

I don't know how true it is because

46:28

I didn't really fact check this but

46:30

is it correct that Charles said

46:32

that he's not willing to go under

46:34

chemotherapy He's just he just

46:36

wants to try Natural like

46:39

all natural methods to cure

46:41

cancer. So that's a

46:43

brilliant idea Brilliant way

46:45

to go fully expect him to die in the next

46:47

six to twelve months Pretty

46:49

sure Steve Jobs tried that same move

46:52

or he's just like I'm just going

46:54

to eat fruits and vegetables I'll have

46:56

a few extra smoothies a day. It'll

46:58

kill the cancer. No problem. And then

47:00

then, you know, he died, too So

47:03

a good luck with that King Charles who what

47:05

to do it is necrophilter

47:08

driving in the

47:11

semi I approaching

47:15

Nashville So

47:17

I'm back in the truck after like

47:20

a month off Which is kind of

47:22

crazy and I got way behind on

47:24

the episodes but Even

47:26

though I'm not completely caught up yet. I wanted

47:29

to call and respond to Rabbi nickel great name,

47:31

by the way Oh

47:34

Oh, it's just a bull's by this

47:37

That is parking points one

47:39

of which is complete bullshit and the other

47:41

which is true, but totally irrelevant. So First

47:45

and foremost to say that it wasn't

47:48

called Palestine or wasn't

47:50

Palestine Like

47:53

super recently that he said is garbage

47:55

like I've seen plenty of maps from

47:57

the 40s showing

47:59

Palestine named as such,

48:01

it was the British-Palestinian mandate, that

48:03

was what it was called, after

48:09

it was gifted by the

48:11

Western world to the Jews

48:15

after World War II. You're

48:17

breaking up here, something's happening! You're

48:20

in that damn truck, are you going to throw

48:22

an overpass or something? Yeah, of

48:24

course. But so what? Like just

48:26

because you live in a place

48:30

doesn't mean that you necessarily own

48:32

that place. You may own individual

48:34

homes, but that

48:36

doesn't mean that you get to like call

48:39

this area your ethno

48:42

state and

48:44

take control. I don't even

48:46

know if this guy is pro-Israel

48:48

or pro-Palestine at this point. And

48:50

start a 75 year occupation and

48:52

apartheid against an entire people. Or

48:54

maybe... We also have lived there

48:57

for thousands of years. So

48:59

yeah, anyway, I know the conflict

49:01

is still raging, but people are

49:03

stopping. I'm

49:05

not anti-Jew or anti-Palestine, but how

49:07

about we just have them both

49:10

move to different areas? We

49:12

level that entire area and we just

49:14

build a giant amusement park,

49:16

something fun we can all enjoy. It just seems

49:18

like no one's having a good time over there

49:21

in the Middle East, you know? Start

49:23

over, turn it into a huge

49:25

recreational hub, we'll have roller coasters

49:28

and arcades, elephant ear stands, you

49:30

know? It's much better than what's

49:32

going on there now. Who cares

49:34

if it's like the birthplace of

49:36

Christianity or whatever religion?

49:39

We all know about it. Everything's been

49:41

decimated there ten times over. It's

49:44

something nice and fun with the space.

49:48

We can forget all of that

49:50

unpleasantness that has transpired over thousands

49:52

of years. Hi Timmy Boo, it's

49:54

Itchy Tank calling in. Hello. Some

49:57

people have a call about ideas for...

50:00

Palestine I know I think Epcot Mecca

50:02

has a nice ring to it don't

50:04

you get together 20th anniversary I

50:10

don't think their ideas are very good. I

50:12

know how well my listeners never have good

50:14

ideas They kind of like want you to

50:16

be the like the MC master ceremonies or

50:18

do a do our roast of you,

50:20

which is I don't know.

50:22

It's pretty much a roast you go through every day.

50:24

Yes So I

50:26

was thinking well pour money together get

50:29

it our B&B and have a

50:31

bukaki Of course you would

50:33

be the bukkakee I

50:37

don't have really any experience in bukkake. I

50:39

know nor do I you know so this

50:42

you know This could be a fun thing

50:44

for all of us to try out and

50:46

explore together. So if they eat

50:48

a lot of Pineapple

50:50

lemon juice. Yeah,

50:53

that probably won't be happening as well. I'll

50:55

be having a keg party beforehand Now

50:58

I think so far this has been the best idea

51:00

for our 20th anniversary. Got it. Now we're in 2024

51:04

It's important to have an inclusive

51:07

Bukaki, so Any

51:09

lady freaks want to join in? Ah Hopefully

51:12

you have some squirters there It's

51:15

just we need some ladies to go full squirt. Yeah,

51:17

I'm sure you won't mind But anyway,

51:19

I'm looking forward to your feedback on the idea.

51:22

I'm all for it 100% Let's let's

51:24

put this plan into

51:26

action. I think You're

51:29

moving on Jimmy. I was

51:31

listening to an August. I think it was

51:33

August 4th show Okay, you're

51:35

talking about this woman in blackface

51:38

and nothing Some pretty

51:40

bad blackface in your time then it's

51:42

me. I mean Nutella or Cole I

51:44

guess rubbing that into your face Oh,

51:47

I seem to recall in 2008

51:51

a little Timmy boo on a live

51:53

stream rubbing Hershey sure up on his

51:55

face Well, that was not

51:57

to be in blackface. That was a as

52:00

a moisturizer and then coming back into

52:02

stand and they're going, oh, man. Well,

52:05

that does sound like 2008 Tim. That

52:09

guy's talking crazy. Hey Kim. Uh, so

52:12

I'm listening to the October

52:14

20th show, uh, about 15

52:17

minutes in and you played

52:19

a clip from E-Fuck, uh,

52:22

titled, uh, I believe it was titled

52:24

indebable sex tape and I

52:27

think you just, I think I just heard

52:29

a woman drown to death and

52:31

then you just move on. Like it's nothing. Uh,

52:35

Jim, I don't want to hear people actually

52:37

dying. No, that person didn't actually

52:39

die on this show. Uh,

52:42

I would have, I would have mentioned it, right?

52:44

If someone actually died of like, Oh,

52:46

well this took a horrible turn. This didn't end

52:48

up how she wanted. I'm sure that woman

52:50

died. Can we go back and find out

52:52

if she's actually dead or not? Uh,

52:56

all right. Oh, looking forward to hearing your answer

52:58

and sometime in January of

53:00

2025. Thanks, Tim. I

53:02

got to you early, my friend. Well,

53:05

I don't have any specific information about

53:07

that particular video. Usually when porn clips

53:09

are posted, it's a, it's done after

53:11

the fact and everyone's okay, like, you

53:14

know, this porn whore posted the video

53:16

herself. Also, I did a web search

53:18

for like a drowned tub porn and

53:21

there are a lot of results, like

53:23

this is an actual fetish. So there

53:25

are plenty of videos just like this

53:28

one out there. Maybe we'll feature some

53:30

on an upcoming episode of DV. You've

53:32

given me an idea. Still, it seems

53:35

like you're, you're playing with fire or in

53:37

this case, water, different element, but still very,

53:39

very dangerous. Uh, if you wanted

53:41

to check out that E-fuck video, it was posted

53:44

on October 19th of 2023

53:46

and it's called condemnable sex tapes. I found

53:49

it pretty quickly. So, uh, check

53:51

it out. That

53:53

is all the time we have on this

53:55

edition of the program. Want you guys to

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