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the face and masturbating whatever vegetable

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He citizens. Here

3:25

with you for your Tuesday episode of

3:27

V Be have a right one for

3:29

you. And yes, would you want a

3:31

brand new installment of Sex Stick Tuesday

3:34

for a long time? since we've done

3:36

one of these over here on the

3:38

free side, new listeners of the program

3:41

might not even know what the bid

3:43

is, but will get into that in

3:45

just a moment. First though, let me

3:47

just ask. Did you guys see the

3:50

new trailer for Ghostbusters Frozen Empire Just

3:52

came out yesterday? I gotta say, I'm.

3:54

Way more excited about this

3:57

movie then the last one.

3:59

Ghostbusters. The like which was good

4:01

don't get me wrong. but the thing

4:03

that I like about Ghostbusters and I

4:06

was a huge Ghostbusters span when I

4:08

was a little kid. I had all

4:10

the toys and the trap the proton

4:13

pack I dress stop but you know

4:15

like as a Ghostbuster for Halloween, them

4:17

the original movies and more importantly I

4:19

think the cartoons. Those those are really

4:22

my jam growing up and I like

4:24

the idea. Like the Ghostbusters I remember

4:26

and love as like you know they're

4:28

in the firehouse. And they're just

4:31

you know, fighting ghosts every week. I

4:33

understand you know this last movie they

4:35

had to introduce all the new characters.

4:38

The next generation of ghostbusters explain what

4:40

happened to he gone says he's

4:42

dead it didn't take place in New

4:44

York City without Fucking bomb fuck wherever

4:47

it was thought that they had about

4:49

the new movie as it's kinda like

4:51

all at backstory crap all that catching

4:54

us up. it's all done and

4:56

now they can progress the story and

4:58

introduce new ghosts and stuff. Which is

5:00

very cool I'm looking for doing. The

5:02

trailer looks awesome. What I would really

5:05

love ultimately more than a movie would

5:07

be a live action tv show. It

5:09

just seems utterly doable. There's eighteen thousand

5:12

streaming services someone should be willing to

5:14

pony up the cash, and it should

5:16

just be like every week there's a

5:18

new ghost right? Like the X Files

5:21

are some areas of the of the

5:23

or the real Ghostbusters cartoon that would

5:25

be awesome. Make that happen. Please thank

5:27

you I command as well in honor.

5:30

Of this hype and excitement for

5:32

the new Ghostbusters movie. I went

5:34

searching for some erotic Ghostbusters fan

5:37

fact and boy is there a

5:39

lot of it out there. That's

5:41

the theme of today's sex Test

5:43

Stick Tuesday. What can I say?

5:46

Bus didn't makes me feel good. For.

5:48

Those of you new to the

5:51

program. Six Testing Tuesday is a

5:53

dumb bit where I try to

5:55

find poorly written, weird, or just

5:57

disgusting pieces of erotic. Got him.

6:00

Stories Now when most smart was

6:02

written be authors goal was to

6:04

get you off right. They want

6:06

you to read this, get hard,

6:08

get excited, get wet, what have

6:10

you and and start Robin. What

6:12

out these stories though? Miss the

6:14

mark in a big big way.

6:16

If you do get aroused by

6:18

the contents of this story, ah

6:20

well, there's something wrong with you.

6:22

you're not. well, and intensive psychiatric

6:24

care is probably in the cards

6:27

for you. You can deal with

6:29

that on another. Day though, because

6:31

right now we've gotta get

6:33

into today's age. Sixty

6:37

to stay. On

6:41

Distorted Now this story involves the

6:43

The Original Ghostbusters. I don't think

6:45

the secretary Janine isn't as, nor

6:48

do I think Sigourney Weaver's character

6:50

of Dana is in it. So

6:52

do the math. There's probably going

6:54

to be some geisha going on

6:56

or a good be doused. A

6:59

suck give us could rape Peter.

7:01

Very men? who knows. Let's find

7:03

out Together in this story, While.

7:06

Eat on his away. Doctor.

7:09

Race stance is a trans man.

7:11

All. right? So the story is. not

7:14

afraid to read on some of the

7:16

characters. I'm surprised they didn't try to

7:18

pull. This was one of the new

7:20

movies You gotta have a Trans Ghostbuster

7:22

and an Asian Ghostbuster. Question:

7:25

This has nothing to do with

7:27

the sec story or anything I

7:29

just thought of as com. Some

7:31

of the ghosts and ghostbusters are

7:33

like still in a human form

7:35

like the librarian at the start

7:38

of the movie, but then some

7:40

goes like slime or they're just

7:42

like blobs in others it's more

7:44

are monsters. What's up with that?

7:46

They get to pick their shape

7:48

or something. I'll. Try to read

7:50

up on that later and get you an

7:52

answer. Where's my copy of Tobin Spirit Guide

7:55

right? There's a deep cut for your heart

7:57

doctor. A Sense is a trans man. He

7:59

turns his. Then socially almost twenty

8:01

years ago, changed his hair clothes and

8:03

little known of the started college. Sixteen

8:05

years ago in grad school he had

8:08

just tissue removal surgery. He's been out

8:10

living as a man a long time.

8:12

Wow, If be thought of an all

8:15

Girls Ghostbusters movie infuriated you, your must

8:17

be having a meltdown right about now.

8:19

I'm sorry we're going to get through

8:22

this together right now. After years on

8:24

a waiting list is finally found the

8:26

right doctor and been prescribed hormones to

8:29

help him medically transition. It's like

8:31

going through a second puberty. It

8:33

is late thirties, but Ray is

8:35

determined to get through the adjustment

8:37

period. He gone predictably has been

8:40

very supportive through the whole experience.

8:42

Many things have changed for race

8:44

and starting testosterone is bear to

8:46

spilling out in his chest has

8:48

become sprinkled with scratchy, wonderful hair.

8:51

He feels stronger, more energized, more

8:53

himself. But. It's

8:55

Ray is horny. Toads

8:58

to lay a holiday with.

9:00

The new sensation from bottom

9:02

growth and all those hormones

9:04

coursing through him raised his

9:06

in say Sibley. Honestly,

9:10

Oh. There's. No use calling

9:12

it something more polite and that

9:14

he needs. He gone all period,

9:17

Saw, period time period. Re

9:19

wakes up one morning already wet.

9:22

Cool It Swollen and

9:24

throbbing. He can't fall asleep

9:26

at night unless he gone comes to bed

9:28

with him for at least a little while.

9:30

He pounces on him in the shower if

9:32

they go out on a jew man called

9:34

to see.and right So find a quiet spot

9:36

in the park on the way home and

9:39

he dons brains out. The.has a lot

9:41

of brains but Ray is very thorough.

9:43

Trouble is brewing though. Be gone. Has

9:45

to go out of town for two

9:48

weeks. He's been asked to be a

9:50

guest lecturer at a prestigious Paris Psychology

9:52

Institute in Europe he agreed to with

9:54

last year before read even started his

9:57

shots. For now, the coming could wait

9:59

no longer. You never want to leave

10:01

Re at a time like this, but it

10:03

would risk his professional reputation and funding if

10:05

he gone. Didn't go as he promised. All

10:08

right. So he gone, leaves, Day.

10:10

One ray is not side

10:13

is trying everything to keep

10:15

his mind preoccupied organizing the

10:18

tool chest. Wants. To

10:20

get some new comics, put his favorite

10:22

comfort movie in the Vcr. Called.

10:24

The for hidden from his Trenton support

10:26

group. Ah know what to do with

10:28

myself? I

10:42

was. Isn't

10:46

that where they store all this

10:48

stuff? So

10:56

much. As

11:03

a was. Produced

11:05

a lot of radiation. Was.

11:11

The second day he looked tired.

11:13

He hadn't slept much. The third day

11:15

he was just full on. bet you

11:18

do today has thought I'd Secondly, I

11:20

don't. Suggest. Supposed.

11:28

To. Start.

11:35

On over have only recently to take this

11:38

was. So.

11:46

It's. The

11:53

fourth day, he didn't get up at all. After

11:55

a while, Bank mean goes up to their sleeping

11:57

quarters in fines re curled up on the side

11:59

of the. They're not his bed.

12:01

He guns bed hugging Reagan's

12:03

pillow. Hey buddy Peter greets

12:05

M Re doesn't look up

12:07

as groans and response are

12:10

you feeling okay Bank run

12:12

asks I will say God

12:14

was here. Longing in his

12:16

voice. You don't look so

12:18

good. Can I feel your

12:20

forehead? You look over heated,

12:22

overheated, Come

12:26

on bob. sub over veg been plops

12:28

down on the bed. On some

12:31

it in for a total Peter

12:33

laid down assuming the big spoon

12:35

position behind re raise. body goes

12:38

from stiff and restless too. relaxed

12:40

and easy within seconds. thirty minutes

12:42

into cuddles. Two things are a

12:45

parents have a mid one rate

12:47

has fallen asleep for guy was

12:50

exhausted. probably hasn't slept in days

12:52

after all. The number do Vitamin

12:54

is the horny one. There's been

12:57

a lust transference he can't stop

12:59

thinking about. That round right peach

13:01

of a rump softly press against

13:04

peters groin and a moment of

13:06

clarity bank when things you better

13:08

get up and leave but raise

13:10

arm reaches back and grabs Peters

13:13

die hard no such as their

13:15

lives that he has a hungry

13:17

guess. He feels right,

13:19

push his hips back into

13:22

peters erection such my body

13:24

heat vague been reaches around

13:26

raised middle and slides his

13:28

hand bunnies waistband of raise

13:30

sweats and boxer shorts down

13:32

to his slicked swollen com

13:34

brave vulva Re requires no

13:37

warm it up. Peter slides

13:39

two fingers into race front

13:41

all re clamps down on

13:43

them gasping. Peter draws them

13:45

out slowly and pushes back

13:47

in raise. Hips mom said

13:49

peter, let's him set the pace,

13:52

let's him fuck himself on peters

13:54

fingers really grinds his ass back

13:56

in the bank mins hard on

13:59

while Benjamin. Fingers am thankful

14:01

Polls is being around and slides

14:03

them up to raise in gorged

14:06

college. You know my problem with

14:08

this story is the characters aren't

14:10

acting like their characters right? I

14:13

don't see Peter Bank Men as

14:15

the big spooning kind of guy

14:17

being all swede and caressing and

14:20

carefully thing during his best friend

14:22

shouldn't be making some sarcastic comments.

14:25

Also this is the ghostbusters not

14:27

introduce some slime into their sex

14:29

play straddle that proton gone so

14:32

one thing I can kind of

14:34

by his race stance being trans.

14:36

I don't know all the ghostbusters.

14:39

yeah he's probably the one that

14:41

would be non binary. Anyway

14:44

finishing up with the sexier bank

14:46

mans erects it is now perfectly

14:48

lined up with the collapse of

14:51

Raised Six. Das said i could

14:53

see re have been a real

14:55

massive dump her that's our wits

14:57

rocks against him in time with

15:00

bank mins finger in his hunt

15:02

raise sounds grow louder and louder

15:04

his hip thrust more urgent victim

15:07

and kisses his neck and slightest

15:09

vendor and raised hi de ho

15:11

Re makes it enthusiastic sound. Of

15:14

appreciation. Ray is tight and hot

15:16

around his fingers. Few unbelievably was

15:18

his own as of was of

15:21

codes vague mins fingers making it

15:23

incredibly easy to slide in and

15:25

out. In and out Big men

15:28

changes the angle of his hand

15:30

slightly let's see underside of his

15:33

wrists to the base of his

15:35

hand. make gentle contact with raise

15:37

genderqueer Torres just barely grazing raised

15:40

to see why are we describing

15:42

reds pussy like. it's second sushi

15:44

and tender succulent all white meat

15:46

big when legs raise ear lobe

15:49

and rubs himself against his ass

15:51

helping re ride his hand to

15:53

a leg seeking earthquake of a

15:55

climax raise bodies spasms around peters

15:57

finger and cry out P E

16:00

A D E R

16:02

as he comes hard. And Peter's

16:04

own body releases right into his

16:06

pants, on cue. Venkman was just

16:09

dry humping him the entire time.

16:11

Well that's kind of a letdown. I

16:14

mean I guess Peter Venkman was just

16:16

trying to be a good friend to

16:18

Egon. After all, Ray is his bitch.

16:20

Peter didn't want to violate some sort

16:22

of bro code. Anyway, the rest of

16:24

the story is them snuggling and that's

16:26

just not what Sextastic Tuesday is all

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let's move on. Yesterday on

17:02

the Sideshow Exclusive podcast, we

17:05

are playing some inmate personal

17:07

ads. That's a thing that's happening

17:09

now. Specifically from Idaho. And I've

17:11

already received a few emails from you

17:13

guys saying that you loved hearing those

17:15

ads and you want more. I'm looking

17:17

to see if other states also post

17:19

video personal ads for inmates. So in

17:21

the coming days we'll do more. I

17:23

do have one that I want to

17:25

share with you. One that I ran

17:27

across. This will give you freaks over

17:29

here on the free side an idea

17:31

of what was going on yesterday. I've

17:33

been laying pipe for years. I like

17:36

fat bitches, stash cars and tattoos. Anything

17:39

else probably ain't for you. This man knows

17:41

what he likes. I guess I have to

17:43

mention that these are 100% real. His greeting

17:45

was literally, I love to lay

17:50

pipe. You know what? I bet you his

17:52

inbox will be flooded. Oh,

17:54

let's do one more. Friends call

17:56

me Mundo. I'm 34 years old and

17:58

I'm into pretty untrustworthy girls. I gotta think for

18:00

them. If you ever been called trash, that's my kind of

18:03

treasure. If you ever been called a hoe, you

18:05

ain't. People just jealous of you because they ain't out there

18:07

living their life. Anyways, you

18:09

got daddy issues. You

18:12

better believe I hit him up. You know,

18:15

on all of these ads, there's a bunch

18:17

of comments like, I can fix him. Why

18:19

do I always fall for bad boys?

18:22

Although my favorite comment was, I

18:24

love a man that lives in a gated

18:27

community. Again,

18:30

these are all on TikTok, so

18:32

go wild, freaks. Send me the

18:34

best ones you can find. Speaking

18:36

of prison, last week on the

18:39

show, oh, a bombshell. Grant McDonald

18:41

of Ram Ranch fame. Ford Raptor

18:43

truck, helicopters landed. Ram

18:47

Ranch under siege, under lockdown.

18:51

U.S. Marines are gonna fuck Ram

18:53

Ranch, how, boy, but... Looking

18:56

for Prince Harry. He's gonna fuck

18:58

Prince Harry, but... Yeah,

19:00

Grant McDonald had a very strange

19:03

obsession with Prince Harry. Really wanted

19:05

to fuck Prince Harry. That,

19:08

by the way, is from the second

19:10

most popular Ram Ranch edition, Ram Ranch

19:12

7. Coming in at number

19:14

three on the Billboard FAG 100 is Ram

19:16

Ranch 85. That

19:19

has over 600,000 views, and I thought to

19:21

myself before I played it, what

19:25

makes Ram Ranch 85

19:28

any different than the other Ram Ranches? They

19:30

all sound the same, really. Why is it

19:33

Ram Ranch 37 in the top three? Well,

19:36

here's Ram Ranch 85. I think,

19:39

I know the reason why it's popular. Yo,

19:43

what do we have here? A

19:45

huge space craft pulling up to the top

19:47

ship? What

19:50

are those letters I see? N-I-G-G-A-S?

19:56

Not X-X, I'm having a huge... On

20:00

I feel more. Know.

20:06

It's like what's more offensive than a

20:08

white guy saying the N word about

20:11

a white Canadian saying "The And Where

20:13

It Just Sounds" Much. Derogatory?

20:15

You don't? I mean like somehow it

20:17

sounds worse than one American say the

20:19

n word and I know it's not

20:21

a hard are, but still. You.

20:27

Know. Moon?

20:33

No Are you worried?

20:35

How. On Romeo

20:38

gonna be com heard os you

20:40

get the idea that's currently sitting

20:42

at the the number three most

20:45

popular Graham and Don't song Now

20:47

as I reported last week, Granted,

20:49

Donald was arrested just like and

20:52

Rembrandt Seven Ram Ranch was under

20:54

seeds. This all had to do

20:56

with be object of grants affection,

20:59

Sean Briscoe. All I knew what

21:01

the time was. That there was

21:03

a bunch of music that Grant

21:05

Mcdonald made with the name Sean

21:07

Driscoll in the title. so he

21:10

sang about while you know talked

21:12

about Sean in these tracks. Sean's

21:14

voice also appears in many tracks.

21:16

Ultimately, there's a cease and desist

21:18

letter and then last week police

21:20

arrived at Ram Rants and arrested

21:22

Gran and I was more than

21:25

a little curious, clamoring for additional

21:27

details. Well, I have those details

21:29

now thanks to Uncanny Squeeze. it's

21:31

D or see posted. A compilation

21:33

video here. This is mainly text

21:35

from a variety of sources, but

21:37

it certainly does paid a clearer

21:39

picture. Grandma Donald, the creator of

21:41

Ram Ranch, has been in an

21:44

incestuous relationship with his nephew Sean

21:46

Driscoll. We knew that when I

21:48

didn't know, was that Son Driscoll

21:50

is a thirty five year old

21:52

Progressive Conservative Party politician in Canada.

21:54

He's a politician. Why would he

21:56

appeared in the Ram Rated series?

21:58

He was paid. Thousand

22:01

dollars. Oh that's why by Grant

22:03

to send poor and of himself to

22:05

him as well as being gifted a

22:07

C Seven Corvette Stingray? Damn. Grant is

22:09

very generous and apparently well see. I

22:11

would be tempted to send them some

22:13

nudes in exchange for a corvette. I

22:15

do not blame Saw it at all

22:18

so far. By the way, obviously because

22:20

Saw On is a politician, they are

22:22

pictures of him on google images. I'll

22:24

provide a link on the show notes

22:26

today to this video on you tube

22:28

so you can see the Sol for

22:30

yourself. It's interesting because all right,

22:32

maybe there's another Saw Driscoll, right?

22:34

That Assad Briscoe that Grad is

22:36

talking about is not the politician.

22:38

Ah, but we've got some photos

22:40

that linked to the two together.

22:42

I love when the internet does

22:44

investigative research on something so stupid.

22:46

There's a photo of Saw on.

22:49

An. Exception right? It's supposedly Grant

22:51

Mcdonalds Kitchen and the reason

22:53

why we know it's brand

22:55

Mcdonalds Kitchen is because on

22:57

top of the cabinets there's

22:59

a row of Cds or

23:01

D V D's that are

23:03

obviously Grant Mcdonalds music or

23:05

movies or something, including one

23:07

that reads sean six disk

23:09

set directed by Grant Mcdonald.

23:11

All of them have half

23:13

naked or. More. Than half

23:16

naked. Do this on the cover.

23:18

It's pretty clear it's Grants Kitchen.

23:20

The accusation is that the Grant

23:23

bribes Sean to make him porn.

23:25

There's also tax that confirm that

23:28

the corvette was transferred. To

23:30

Sean that was posted by Grand

23:32

Mcdonalds of pictures of the corvette

23:34

Grant posted nude photos of Sean

23:36

on the internet and that's when

23:38

Sean got really upset and started

23:40

the legal proceedings. Grants realizing that

23:43

he was thought to set up

23:45

a Go Fund Me accounts almost

23:47

like a legal fund. he was

23:49

trying to raise money to get

23:51

out of this sticky situation will

23:53

bring his fans would that would

23:55

donate right? Well someone didn't donate

23:57

money but they did it. The

24:00

name of Sean Driscoll As a

24:02

joke. Grant thought that that was

24:04

the real Sean Driscoll and started

24:06

messaging him again. Is not the

24:08

real Saw School is just a

24:10

troll on the internet. So Grant

24:12

set stuff like I have nothing

24:14

Sean a reverse mortgage on a

24:16

condo for four hundred and fifteen

24:18

thousand dollars. I can barely make

24:20

payments on the car. If

24:22

I am rearrested again and thrown into

24:24

jail like an animal, the corvette gets

24:26

repossessed. trying to make some say Zelig!

24:29

look who's gonna make your car payments

24:31

of I'm in jail right? You can

24:33

tell your lawyer said since the Ram

24:35

Ram site is cleaned up of your

24:37

items are and I agree to keep

24:39

up the corvette payments the you're willing

24:41

to do what is necessary to bring

24:44

a peaceful resolution of a situation which

24:46

apparently Sean was. and I guess it's

24:48

futile trying to resolve this with dignity.

24:50

Repossession is inevitable. Again, trying to scare.

24:52

Sean with repossessing the corvette. Another message

24:54

where he just begs Sean to drop

24:56

the charges. I'm so sorry Sean. I

24:59

just wanted you to be the rap

25:01

god.xx acts. I do not have lots

25:03

of money. I'm lucky to make my

25:05

Baeza payments as of right now. We

25:08

don't know where Grant is that he

25:10

was taken in by the police on

25:12

the twenty first of January and that's

25:14

pretty much set. That brings us all

25:17

up to speed. and we've got some

25:19

backstory that we just sit and wait

25:21

for new developments. You know, at

25:23

first I was afraid I've been sad

25:25

that we might not get any more

25:28

Ram Rants installments, but then again, we

25:30

already have over seven hundred of the

25:32

some I think we've listened to May

25:34

fi both of them. again

25:46

references to saw this was this was

25:48

posted this year by the way twenty

25:50

twenty fourth rembrandt seven fifty nine right

25:52

before his arrest stick with distorted view

25:54

any new updates i will bring you

25:56

to you first moving on now someone

25:59

who needs to arrested is this

26:01

fucking First Amendment auditor. I'm pretty

26:03

sure we featured him before and

26:05

I get it. It's fun, you

26:07

know, antagonizing post office workers or

26:09

Department of Motor Vehicle employees or

26:11

whatever, you know, filming them. They

26:13

get all frazzled. I think we

26:15

can all agree this time he

26:17

does cross the line because he

26:19

tries to bum rush an elementary

26:21

school. And security guards

26:23

and police and administration, they

26:26

get pretty antsy when random

26:28

weirdos try to enter the

26:30

school, right? There's been enough

26:32

shootings and massacres to cause

26:35

an alarm at least, right? So here we go.

26:55

Well, from an unknown potential threat,

26:57

yeah. I mean, there are laws

27:00

against this, right? I mean, I

27:02

understand a public school is public,

27:05

right? It's right in the name, but there's

27:07

got to be some safety measures. What little kids are

27:09

involved. This guy really thinks he's doing something

27:15

here. A real service. You never really see who

27:17

this guy is. He sounds old though, right? Like

27:24

he's got nothing else to do with

27:26

his time. This is why I firmly believe

27:28

the age of retirement needs to be much,

27:30

much older. He should not be collecting any

27:33

sort of pension or retirement right now. He

27:35

needs to be doing something productive. You could

27:37

step over here with me. No, I'm good.

27:39

I'm good. I'm good. You want to be

27:41

in a shade. We're in a shade. There's

27:46

shade right here, but I want. Yeah, I'm good

27:49

right here. I'm not blocking any doors. I told

27:51

you, I don't know you from that telephone pole

27:53

and you're at an elementary school right now. Okay.

27:55

Yeah, that's really good. And we are going to

27:57

have a conversation over here About what it

27:59

is. We're going to do so we

28:01

can remedy the problem. I'm in contact

28:04

with a principal, thirty hours or maintenance

28:06

that a lawful orders cop knows exactly

28:08

what type of do she's dealing my

28:10

as he says rolling his eyes as

28:12

you hear me ask you to come

28:15

with you as case I am slightly

28:17

the nine ninety source of I have

28:19

focuses on okay well they've already than

28:21

I did so as one sitting thought

28:23

to what do you want to happen

28:25

then denied access of her mouth and

28:28

like I mean it's obvious this. Is

28:30

the reaction he's looking for? He's

28:32

getting content for you know whatever

28:34

you tube channel he has. maybe

28:36

he's hoping values for so he

28:38

can sue or some eggs are

28:41

among others and own business. As

28:43

if I like your business and

28:45

what I have is as his

28:47

voice is driving me crazy. Is

28:49

that old man pipettes, cracking and

28:51

all your business? As if any

28:53

business that. I.

28:57

Bet this is what Made Skelton is gonna

28:59

sound like when he's in his seventies. He's

29:01

already got the you lose a little more

29:03

testosterone and that voice goes up higher. Than

29:07

lose even more testosterone. You get

29:10

that old person voice cracking guy.

29:14

I bother and know about what

29:16

was it was sort of. they

29:18

the brown bags under for however

29:20

as a reminder of work as

29:22

soon as good as so you

29:24

wanna be confrontational? What is really

29:26

guys? Are days one and only time

29:29

I do talk to them I have

29:31

a a monopoly on companies are on

29:33

my part of your talk to them

29:35

I have no obligation of every with

29:37

up with away at Zero. The problem

29:39

for didn't rape with is shaky as

29:41

elderly voice of fuck outta here aren't

29:43

Roka Before we get into the news

29:45

we have talked a lot about up

29:47

old timey music here on the podcast

29:49

featured a bunch of it to. In.

29:52

the fifties and sixties there was

29:54

a lot of strange gospel music

29:56

being pressed on vinyl a lot

29:59

of visa album covers have

30:01

gone somewhat viral or been turned

30:03

into memes and stuff. So you

30:05

may have seen some of these

30:07

funny record sleeves floating around, like

30:10

Freddie Gage's album titled All

30:12

My Friends Are Dead. That

30:15

sounds like it's going to be void of

30:17

any upbeat songs. That was another big thing

30:19

when it came to gospel music. Just a

30:21

lot of depressing downer type

30:23

music. Use me, Jesus.

30:26

Let me touch him. Sounds

30:29

of his coming. Just a lot of poorly

30:31

worded Christian albums, which are

30:33

all real, by the way. A

30:36

lot of Christian ventriloquist music.

30:39

Here's Gary Bradford, his album

30:41

I'm Not Handicapped, just

30:44

inconvenienced. Gary suffered

30:46

from folk-omelia, I think, that can result

30:48

in abnormalities to the face, limbs, ears,

30:50

nose, vessels, and many other parts of

30:53

the body. So he was just mangled

30:55

from head to toe. Also

30:57

popular during that time were the

31:00

blind Christian acts, such as the

31:02

trio, the Brailettes. Interestingly, only two

31:04

of the Brailettes were blind, which

31:06

actually probably came in very handy.

31:08

You have at least one person

31:10

who can see where the hell

31:13

they're going. She's obviously

31:15

the leader, right? Literally. The

31:17

live performances, I betcha she's the first

31:19

one out on stage, making sure there's

31:22

no steps or heavy cords to trip

31:24

on, which can be very problematic for

31:26

the blinds. The group I have for

31:28

you today is also a blind act.

31:30

They are sisters. They

31:33

actually call themselves Judy and Barbara,

31:35

the Blind Sly Twins. Here's

31:37

a little bit of their song, It's Me

31:39

Again, Lord. Three

31:49

Seconds into the song, they're already complaining.

32:00

No word agony is ordered. These

32:02

are some bitter bitter blinds way.

32:12

Of you know you guys are just laying it

32:15

on a little slack unless you have each other.

32:23

Tell me please, Oh

32:26

Lord Lord To Kill

32:28

me, Blaze book or

32:31

My misery. The Oh

32:34

Lord To me, please.

32:38

Move.

32:45

Don't you dare ask for your site.is

32:47

Not going to make holy shit okay

32:50

breaks. I swear to God I did

32:52

not plan this right. While I was

32:54

letting the subs music I thought you

32:56

know I have looked up to see

32:58

if there's any other Blinds Slide Twins

33:00

songs that might be funny that I

33:03

can play next rights. So I just

33:05

search for Blinds Slide Twins and the

33:07

very first thing that popped up. Was.

33:10

S remove this skill with

33:12

another term for his asthma

33:14

to service and Co members.

33:18

As soon as exciting for me

33:20

when I think about it harder

33:22

for me and are very well

33:24

known singing Zero Coal Mines Mother

33:26

to mans This is like of

33:29

a normal person. Matt Taylor Swift

33:31

this is how excited meet his

33:33

asthma or twins are countless lives

33:35

in Virginia. Gospel music okay that

33:37

makes sense. I. Was confused when

33:40

had mead said at the very start

33:42

of his video of this is a

33:44

very well known group wrote a beer

33:46

with you Do in Laura Brehm a

33:49

defense with and service like they're well

33:51

known if you were raised pentecostal and

33:53

Virginia. Awesome and service who's really exciting

33:56

to me with them and sing with

33:58

them. So actually my God. I

34:00

hope there's some some audio have

34:02

made singing along with them. Us

34:04

and a distant galaxy far far

34:06

away. actually two thousand seven This

34:09

ah start the formula at this

34:11

place called Little Grill Collective and

34:13

her suburb Virginia in lo and

34:15

behold the Blind Slide twins were

34:17

waitressing Bear They serve me my

34:19

flapjacks. It

34:21

apparently takes to blinds servers to do the

34:23

job of one waitress with full use of

34:26

her eyes. month as a Sly Sisters held

34:28

the tray full of food. In the

34:30

other, sly sister held her hand out

34:32

to feel around the restaurant. It was

34:35

such a hoot to see her flailing

34:37

around smash it her down real hard

34:39

try to locate the table. She.

34:41

Was to try delivery my flapjacks to

34:43

five or six other people before she

34:46

finally found me. Anyway, I'm not going

34:48

to play mean rambling on here, but

34:50

he met a guy who was related

34:52

to the slight Wayne's got to perform

34:54

with Sam and this and harmony with

34:56

man it was does the most incredible

34:58

experience as soon is like we have

35:01

been singing together for years. The fact

35:03

that they could pick up the melody

35:05

so easily you know I think they

35:07

have perfect fit of they're still alive

35:09

but I would love if Mead. Could

35:12

reach out to these two and

35:14

maybe get them to harmonize on an

35:16

updated version of Pervert Marriage or that

35:18

dubbed Black Lives Splatter song that

35:20

he does by the way at the

35:23

time when I Meet performed with the

35:25

Sly Twins is big number right?

35:27

The the song that everybody loved was

35:29

up well as the title made the

35:32

people request to sounds like the

35:34

co a worker they call me Porter

35:36

I don't have ever heard that meets

35:38

Helton song but I'm already lot

35:40

banquettes I'm sorry. I have to play a

35:42

little bit of this. Is

35:58

all about how kids made fun of them. These

36:00

bad because. Might

36:09

actually make my top three mean

36:12

songs right after of course, pervert

36:14

marriage, Black Lives Matter and then

36:16

they called me porker. Started

36:26

off. So strong right? All of his

36:28

old music is grace drily been downhill

36:31

since. Two thousand and eight for him

36:33

though I feel like he's that a

36:35

creative low right? More music about being

36:37

fast, racist and homophobic and stuff that's

36:39

what the people wanna hear or I

36:42

know that was good. Integrated without was.

36:46

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36:57

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38:01

Direct Three very good stories. Now first.

38:04

Oh no, a work of art

38:06

has been So yes the Mona

38:08

Lisa has been turned to cream

38:11

of put the police assistance of.

38:13

It's it's. it's. Sometimes I

38:15

laugh at how dumb I am.

38:17

Ah, as the loo move a

38:19

museum. Activists from the French environmental

38:21

group Repos Salomon. there are some

38:23

things were recorded dousing the Mona

38:25

Lisa with so I need details.

38:27

Was it hot soup? Was it

38:30

a guest spots whole new based

38:32

broth cream? What are we talking

38:34

here? Was it a stool? Oh

38:36

god I hope it was it

38:38

a stew that's really gonna stay

38:40

in. I know, technically silly. isn't

38:42

a soup with that? You know

38:44

that. Could cause even more problems That's like

38:46

the messiest of soups. Not. Have

38:48

even know what they eat silly and

38:50

France let's read on videos circulating on

38:53

social media to pick the do I

38:55

was spraying be protective glass out. though

38:57

it didn't really hurt the pain to

39:00

get these museums their on. do what

39:02

you fucking activists are up to Thirty

39:04

protective glass and stuff over all priceless

39:07

works of art. That being said, you're

39:09

still going to get splatter on the

39:11

walls that's gonna have to be cleaned,

39:13

may be repainted yet Still a pain

39:16

in the ass Guys are just dicks.

39:18

Videos circulating on social media depict

39:21

videos spraying the protective glass of

39:23

Leonardo Da Vinci's iconic paintings with

39:25

canned soup declaring their demonstration a

39:27

call for healthy and sustainable food

39:30

village. You are kind of diminishing

39:32

the importance of your message when

39:34

you yourself are just wasting food.

39:36

throw in hands on Mona Lisa.

39:38

Ah. Museum personnel were seen swiftly

39:41

responding shielding the art work which

39:43

has resided in the loop since

39:45

eighty know for and has been

39:47

safeguarded. by glass since the nineteen

39:49

fifties due to prior vandalism the

39:52

a yard tried anything new here

39:54

we've all seen this movie before

39:56

in two thousand and five the

39:58

museum fortified the paintings protected with

40:00

armor glass. The environmental group identifies

40:02

itself as a movement striving for

40:04

profound societal transformations regarding climate and

40:06

social issues. This is not the

40:08

first instance of climate activists targeting

40:10

the Mona Lisa. Back in May

40:12

of 2022, just a few years

40:14

ago, an individual

40:17

disguised in feigning disability

40:19

slung cake at the artwork. Unfortunately

40:22

for them, they were unable to

40:24

penetrate its protective barrier while urging

40:26

onlookers to consider environmental destruction. The

40:28

Mona Lisa's history is marked by

40:31

notable incidents, including its infamous theft

40:33

in 1911. It took two years

40:35

in a botched attempt to repatriate

40:38

the painting to Italy for the

40:40

thief to be apprehended. The Louvre

40:42

confirmed today's incident, stating that the

40:44

Mona Lisa remained unharmed thanks to

40:47

its armored glass. Following the soup

40:49

attack, the museum's security promptly

40:51

intervened, leading to a brief evacuation and

40:53

a closure. You know, they had to

40:55

clean up all the soup. It

40:58

reopened after an hour of cleaning. The

41:00

museum announced its intent to file a

41:02

complaint against the activists. Like, they give

41:05

a fucking shit. You go ahead and

41:07

write that strongly worded letter to the

41:09

environmental activists. It is kind of misguided.

41:11

Like, why are you trying to ruin

41:14

art with food? Besides, you've

41:16

done that before, right? A couple years

41:18

ago, you tried it with cake. No

41:20

one paid any attention. I mean, of

41:22

course there were news stories and stuff

41:24

about it, but there was no real

41:26

change when it comes to sustainable food.

41:28

You're accomplishing nothing. Your big idea is

41:30

to try the same thing two years

41:32

later with some Campbell's wild mushroom soup.

41:34

Maybe now people will pay attention. Well,

41:36

I do love a good soup. All

41:38

right, uh, second story we have for

41:40

you today. This one just happens to

41:42

come from our most fucked

41:44

up state. Say it with me. Glory

41:47

to almost fucked up. If

41:50

you are in your cars right now

41:52

listening to this podcast, there is not

41:54

a police car chasing you. That

41:57

siren is just part of the sound effect. It Fucks

41:59

me up. Every time I hate when I'm

42:01

listening to the radio, there's a commercial on

42:03

and there's police sirens, bricks with a fuck

42:06

out. Usually when I play this a stinger

42:08

or whatever of cut it off just as

42:10

it's starting to do the others the top

42:12

siren saying because I care you know I

42:14

want to look out. Look. Out for you for

42:16

he said i want to annoy you. Know. I do want

42:19

to annoy you, just not in that way. In.

42:21

Other ways in fun ways. For.

42:23

Instance.

42:37

Say. So.

42:46

So. You

42:48

may be say, Not annoying.

42:51

Know this is a very

42:53

bizarre know be annoying part

42:55

comes when you realize that

42:57

about eight hours you're still

42:59

coming or singing the song

43:02

is still bouncing around in

43:04

your head and you can

43:06

get it out. Mom says

43:08

it's so damn. Say.

43:25

Never ending. How. Fucking

43:32

song by the middle of Get into the

43:34

New Story I'm sorry. I'm. Going I'm

43:36

sorry for the potato thing. know takes

43:38

a backseat now. the damage has been

43:40

done to what's happening in Florida. Well

43:43

on January twenty nine. i

43:45

got that was just yesterday it's

43:47

a disruptive incident occurred at a

43:49

race track convenience store in st

43:51

petersburg florida it's always st petersburg

43:54

isn't it's involving celia parrot aids

43:56

thirty five will this call her

43:58

florida woman reportedly the influence

44:00

and not wearing any clothes. Those

44:02

are the two most common attributes

44:04

of Florida Woman. Drunk, drugged up,

44:06

and most definitely not wearing any

44:08

clothes. Barrett entered the

44:11

store creating chaos. She

44:14

had been warned by police the previous

44:16

day about trespassing. This apparently is her

44:18

MO. This is what she does. Walks

44:20

into convenience stores naked. Yeah, she's been

44:23

warned by police the previous day about

44:25

trespassing and she was told she would

44:27

face arrest if she returned. Barrett

44:29

arrived at the store at around 6 40

44:32

p.m. Again, this is not even like

44:34

super like late at night after a

44:36

hard evening of drinking. This is the

44:39

time when like people are just getting off of

44:41

work. Alright, so Barrett arrived at the store at

44:43

around 6 40 p.m. Brandishing

44:45

a vegetable peeler. I

44:47

can appreciate that. You know, she's improvising a

44:50

weapon here. Alright, she was brandishing a vegetable

44:52

peeler. She threatened to store employees

44:54

with one reporting that she threatened

44:57

his life. Well, it would

44:59

take a while to kill someone with

45:01

a vegetable peeler. You're just gonna take

45:03

off thin layers of their epidermis. Still,

45:05

you know, it's a threat. During the

45:07

turmoil, Barrett knocked over and damaged a

45:09

Red Bull display. Well, now you've gone

45:11

too far, bitch. And ripped

45:13

open a carton of cigarettes, scattering its

45:15

contents. Law enforcement officers arrived to find

45:18

Barrett still at the scene and unclothed.

45:20

Before they could apprehend her, she

45:22

began performing an indecent act in

45:24

front of the deputies. Yes, she

45:27

started masturbating. I don't know if

45:29

she used her fingers or the

45:31

vegetable peeler. Details are unclear. Barrett

45:34

reportedly admitted to being intoxicated.

45:36

She said that she had

45:38

about six shots of some

45:40

sort of liquor. Barrett now

45:42

faces multiple charges, including aggravated

45:44

assault, disorderly intoxication, trespassing, criminal

45:46

mischief, and indecent exposure. She's

45:48

currently detained in the county

45:51

jail. Her prior criminal record

45:53

includes convictions for assault, solicitation,

45:56

vandalism and drug possession. story

46:00

we have for you today. This one comes

46:02

from the UK, Stephen Ballantine, a 41 year

46:05

old substitute teacher, has been permanently

46:07

excluded from the teaching profession. Okay,

46:09

I guess that means banned. What

46:11

a very polite way of saying

46:13

that. We're just gonna go ahead

46:15

and exclude you from being around

46:18

children anymore. What weird sick sex

46:20

shit did he do? Yes,

46:22

he's been permanently excluded from the

46:24

teaching profession after being found engaged

46:27

in an indecent act in the women's

46:29

restroom. It all happened at a

46:32

BP gas station. Well, I'm sorry, if

46:34

it didn't take place on the school

46:36

grounds, it shouldn't affect his career. Come

46:38

on. What he does in his off

46:40

time is his own business, as long

46:42

as it's not with another child. He's

46:45

just hanging out in the women's restroom. What

46:47

was he doing in there? Well, the incident,

46:49

which occurred in January of 2021, involved

46:52

Ballantine, who was only wearing a bra

46:54

at the time. It almost rhymed with

46:56

his last name, Ballantine, only wearing a

46:58

bra at the time. So he must

47:00

have been jerking off too, right? He

47:02

had like no pants on, just a

47:04

bra. The real issue is that he

47:06

was witnessed by a mother and her

47:08

five year old daughter. A subsequent

47:11

witness also encountered Ballantine in the

47:13

same situation. Consequently, he was charged

47:15

and convicted of outraging public

47:18

decency at Newcastle Crown Court,

47:20

resulting in his dismissal by

47:22

the Northumberland County Council.

47:24

Despite not being in prison, Ballantine

47:26

received a five month suspended sentence

47:29

for two years and was mandated

47:31

to complete 200 hours of unpaid

47:33

work. Furthermore, the teaching

47:35

regulation agency conducted a

47:38

disciplinary hearing, concluding with an indefinite ban

47:40

on Ballantine's teaching career. The safer way

47:42

to go if you are insisting on

47:44

wearing a bra out in public and

47:46

masturbating in a restroom, which is fine.

47:48

This is a judgement free podcast. What

47:50

you gotta do is you gotta lock

47:52

yourself in one of those stalls. You

47:54

can still see out, you know, if

47:57

you want to know that other people

47:59

are around. There's like gaps in the

48:01

door and stuff. What you can't do is like

48:03

when you're done, you can't just like walk around

48:05

the restroom or leave the restroom in just your

48:08

bra. People are going to see you. You gotta

48:10

make sure to put your clothes on in the

48:12

stall before you leave. I mean, this is just

48:14

common sense shit. Unless of course you want to

48:16

be caught if that's part of it for you

48:19

and then, you know, you just gotta deal with

48:21

the consequences. Goodbye teaching. Hello

48:23

lucrative career and used car sales.

48:26

These guys always transition to car

48:28

salesmen. I'm pretty sure it happened

48:30

in my hometown. The band teacher, one

48:33

of the band teachers got fired for,

48:36

I don't know, having a relationship with

48:38

a student or doing something with a

48:40

student. Next thing you know, he's selling

48:43

Chevy's across the street from the Astabula

48:45

Mall. Apparently car lots do not care

48:47

where their employees come from, where they've

48:49

been, the trouble they got into before

48:52

seeking employment with them. It's just they

48:54

do not care. Look, we just

48:56

need you to sell cars. If you

48:58

can do that, I don't care if

49:00

you molested a whole church camp full

49:02

of kids. You get these Tahoes off

49:04

the lot. I'll be a happy camper.

49:06

Welcome aboard. Car salesman is probably a

49:08

good place for convicted

49:10

sex offenders to work because

49:13

the people buying cars tend to be

49:15

older. You don't get a lot of

49:17

seven-year-olds on the lot kicking tires, taking

49:19

the suburban out for a test drive.

49:22

It's a relatively safe place for those

49:24

people to work. All right, anyway, back

49:26

to the story here. The panel concluded

49:28

that Valentine's actions, despite occurring outside the

49:30

educational environment, were relevant to the profession

49:33

and could potentially compromise the safety and

49:35

welfare of students. Sarah Buxley,

49:37

representing the Education Secretary, emphasized

49:39

the importance of upholding public

49:41

trust in educators, noting

49:44

that Valentine's actions could be

49:46

detrimental to this trust, especially

49:48

considering the influential role teachers

49:50

play in the community. Valentine

49:52

faced additional consequences at his

49:54

sentencing, including Registration as a

49:57

sex offender, a sexual harm prevention order,

50:00

And ah, he's now prohibited against

50:02

visiting the Bp gas station or

50:04

any female public restroom and internal

50:06

disciplinary investigation by the school and

50:09

sued on February third of that

50:11

same year, leading to an interview,

50:13

a meeting in a disciplinary hearing

50:15

after which his contract was terminated.

50:18

The panel noted Valentine's apparent lack

50:20

of remorse and recommended the immediate

50:22

imposition of a prohibition order rendering

50:24

him ineligible to teach in any

50:27

school or even in children's homes

50:29

in England. With no option

50:31

for reinstatement so. I

50:33

hope that brawl masturbation sas was

50:35

worth it. Hope you came real

50:38

good. Right up my frenzies your

50:40

distorted news Tuesday was dug up

50:42

a voice mails thank at the

50:45

hell out of gas. There

50:49

are many ways to god Access shows

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know other ways to contact May come

51:00

on, don't even act like you don't

51:02

or to. I was Six six six

51:04

six Forty four Sixty three That is

51:07

a very important phone number that are

51:09

voicemail line use it and abuses. I

51:11

will get to calls but first. We've.

51:13

Got some patrons says is on

51:16

sale in Florida as you're just

51:18

now starting to tell us about

51:20

a Mad and Florida. Is

51:23

about to try to have a

51:25

relationship with a seventeen year old

51:27

daughter. Yes, yeah, he was upset

51:29

because of the daughter was in

51:31

into this idea, his mom was

51:34

it into the idea and his

51:36

mom's friend also knew about his

51:38

plans and I was thoroughly disgusted.

51:40

So the man shot. His

51:42

mother's friend I think also sought as

51:45

his own mother. Grazing her is all

51:47

for now as a free with a

51:49

daughter. Know.

51:52

she looks exactly like me the

51:54

poor little thing when she was

51:56

i love freaks calling into the

51:58

voice my life to give

52:00

us reasons why they would not

52:03

be into an incestual relationship with

52:05

their children. The number one reason,

52:07

according to this guy, is because

52:09

it looks too much like him,

52:11

and that would be gay. He

52:14

looks exactly like me, the poor little

52:16

thing. Oh. When she was

52:18

bored, I apologized to her and

52:20

I said, there's no need for

52:22

a college fund for this one.

52:24

It'll all be going to laser

52:26

hair removal. To want

52:29

to sleep with a little girl or

52:31

a... a... ...near

52:33

woman who looks just like

52:35

you? That is... This is

52:37

an interesting take. Another level

52:39

of twisted. Yeah. There are a

52:41

lot of great reasons to not

52:43

want to lust after your own

52:45

child, but the fact that it

52:48

looks like you. That's the number

52:50

one reason. Thanks for that, Tim.

52:52

Love you. Love you, too. You

52:55

fucking nuts. Alright, next up dude. Hey, Rebecca,

52:57

come here. Long time caller, first time listener.

53:00

Hey, you mentioned on an older show

53:02

that Lord Douche is a big fan

53:05

of child's play. Yes! Now, as a

53:07

matter of fact, he made me make

53:10

him a sound file of this. You

53:13

stupid bitch! You mother fucker!

53:16

You fuck with me! I

53:18

mean, come on, that is an awesome

53:20

line, right? I would even venture to

53:22

say, iconic. Yes, go ahead. I'm

53:25

curious if he just likes the first movie

53:28

or if he's a fan of the franchise.

53:30

Oh, he's a fan of the franchise. Because

53:32

that thing takes such a... I don't

53:34

know if the newer movies he

53:37

likes as much. I know the first couple

53:39

in here. A weird turn around they introduced

53:41

Jennifer Tilly. Oh, yeah. That it

53:43

becomes so clear that the

53:45

main show creator, Don Nancini, is

53:48

super gay. Oh,

53:50

really? I didn't know that. I'm curious if Lord Douche

53:52

is a fan of the rest of the movies. I

53:54

don't know, I'll ask him. Because I

53:57

think they're actually really

53:59

fun. and campy which I could see

54:01

L.V. liking. Yes, he does

54:03

like that. But they also go so

54:06

far away from the slasher thing that

54:08

I could also see him being a

54:10

weirdo and like weirdly dedicated to

54:12

the kind of okay but multiple

54:15

mid-slash movies that chugging. Yeah, we started

54:17

watching the uh the TV series uh

54:20

but I don't know why we stopped. We got to

54:22

like maybe did we watch the entire

54:25

first season maybe or did we stop

54:27

in the middle? I can't even remember now. We

54:30

start a lot of shows and then we

54:32

trail off on them. The series what? We

54:34

just got done watching Lost in Space you

54:36

know the Netflix series which was actually pretty

54:38

good. Uh also

54:40

the Chucky TV show. Oh

54:43

yeah. Shockingly super good. Uh it is also

54:45

very very gay in the same way that

54:47

later uh child's play movies are but. Yeah,

54:49

you know what I did not care for

54:52

and maybe this happened in the movies. I

54:54

don't know but when Chucky was like talking

54:56

to the kid about having a like

54:59

a trans son or something

55:01

and he's like Chucky right?

55:04

Chucky the the the the killer

55:06

doll is like I've got a trans

55:09

kid and then the part the little the

55:11

boy that uh Chucky's befriending is like really?

55:13

And Chucky says something like uh yeah I'm

55:15

a killer I'm not a monster you know

55:17

it's not something weird like that it's just

55:19

weird how all of a sudden Chucky is

55:21

very like down with the

55:24

the trans people which is fine but

55:26

it's just like it's a weird thing

55:28

that is kind of shoehorned

55:30

in you know. Really? No one like

55:32

straight people are always like there's there's

55:35

too much gay everything has to be

55:37

gay I feel like this kind of

55:39

was like that. Or like really you

55:41

gotta be Chucky's gotta be okay with

55:43

the LGBTQ community now. Come on actually.

55:45

He's a murderer he kills people. I

55:48

highly recommend if you

55:50

want something to watch with your man you

55:52

can do that. Alright

55:55

thank you very much for the recommendation.

56:00

back again. So

56:02

yeah, I think your advice, I went back into

56:05

the discord and decided back

56:07

back so stupid. And you

56:10

know, it's been still blown over.

56:12

Yeah. Whatever. Look, everyone

56:14

in that fucking discord is autistic,

56:16

me included. We all have ADHD. We forget

56:19

about stuff quickly. Yeah, whatever. I'm trying to

56:21

blend in more and copy stuff. I was

56:23

an attention whore like I was being. Oh,

56:26

is that why people were angry with you?

56:28

Question. How old am I? I

56:30

am now 31 years old. Oh, okay.

56:33

So, yes, I'm still older than you.

56:36

But you're not that young. All right. All

56:38

right. Well, thank you very much, autistic Mexican. Let's do

56:40

one more call here. Yes. I

56:43

love mushrooms. So,

56:46

yeah, one of the

56:48

best favorite sound clips.

56:51

In 2023, you featured

56:53

was, you

56:56

know, Optimus Prime is my

56:58

husband. I

57:01

know that came out of nowhere, right? The

57:04

original sound thing, you didn't cut off.

57:07

You were laughing at the end. And

57:09

I think that was a good, but

57:11

then you used it again in a

57:13

different episode and

57:15

you edited that part out.

57:18

Fucking leave it the way it was. Just

57:21

me laughing. All right. Keep doing

57:23

the good work. I'll track that down again. All

57:25

right. Thank you very much for all of the

57:27

calls. Keep them coming. So, the time we have

57:29

on this edition of the program, watch you guys

57:31

do boo me. Show at distortedview.com. distortedview.com

57:34

is our official website. Voice mail line

57:36

for you. 206-666-4463. That's 206-666.

57:39

Oh, God, is it out? Yeah. I've

57:42

been laying pipe for years

57:44

of I like fat bitches,

57:46

fast cars and tattoos. And

57:49

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58:04

I'm

58:15

a little

58:19

bit too close, I might be a

58:21

little bit

58:24

too heavy. Man,

58:30

damn, man, it's just fucking 30 pounds on there

58:32

now, you know, to come on. Man,

58:36

if we gonna pop around, it's my problem. Like

58:38

an old man goin' no pain, no gain. You

58:41

know, when you pump, you gotta pump for real. You

58:43

gotta pump like you mean, you know what I'm sayin'?

58:45

When you fuck with somebody and

58:47

you'll dig it hard, you know what I'm sayin', you gonna be fuckin'

58:49

like you wanted. You

58:52

gotta approach the waist the same way, like you

58:54

want. Fuckin'

58:58

like you mean it. Fuckin'

59:17

like you mean it. Fuckin'

59:23

like you mean it.

59:28

Yo Mickey Hoard.

59:33

Mickey Hoard. Where

59:36

more has Scott got that?