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We welcome you once again to this week's episode of Divorce Ranch.
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When last we left our intrepid gumshoe, he was battered and bruised from a run-in with Joey Matinee,
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Mitzi's lover. Hitting dead ends at both Reno PD and the casino,
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Francis is left dependent on the Sidewinder's incipient divorcees to piece together Mitzi's last known whereabouts.
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Can he cut through the corruption and red tape to find her killer?
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Or will his resolve crumble like a soggy communion wafer?
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Dearest Ma, the truth will be harder to find than I anticipated.
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I won't worry you with the details, but my investigation has run up against some unsavory people,
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and I fear the women of the Sidewinder may know more than they're saying.
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I don't know how to make them trust me. They aren't like you,
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who served God's will faithfully despite the troubles with Father.
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Perhaps a change of tack is in order. As of today,
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I am no longer Detective O'Connell, but merely Francis,
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trustworthy friend to God and woman alike. Huh.
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We'll find her, Sarah.
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Find who? I will saddle the horses. You think she's outside in this heat?
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It's not that hot. Yet. Hi,
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Francis. What's with the shiner? Someone steal your lunch money?
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It's nothing. Look, is anyone going to tell me- Sarah,
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let's take another look through your room, just in case.
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Bev, you look upstairs. Someone please tell me what in the name of heaven is going on here?
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Little Bella is missing. How long has she been gone?
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A few hours. She can't have gotten far.
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I'm sure I can find her straight away. Like how you're finding Mitzi?
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I know some of you ladies don't think too much of me,
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but you could use a lawman on this case. Another pair of eyes could be what we need today.
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And I'd like to get to know the ranch a little better. I'll not have you pestering my guests with your questions.
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Not when there's a child missing. Out.
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But... Sorry, amigo. Bye-bye,
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Francis. Don't forget to moisturize.
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This eats murder on the skin. Hasco and Helen will check the pool house.
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I have a very important meeting. Surely the bartender can hold your highball for a few hours for a missing child.
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No. My goodness. Lord,
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that stings. You really ought to stop putting your nose where it shouldn't be.
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I'm sure I told you to leave,
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Mr. O'Connell. Yes, but I... You've got no time for excuses.
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It'll be hotter than Hades in two hours. I've got to get moving.
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Of course. Ma'am?
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I apologize, sir. Is there something you need?
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I know Aoife wants me to sit on my hands, but I should be helping find Bella.
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I've solved over a dozen missing child cases in Chicago.
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I appreciate the thought, but- Back in 47,
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you may have heard of it, a six-year-old boy fell into an old bootlegging tunnel.
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He was severely dehydrated when we found him, but- You don't think she's fallen into an abandoned mine,
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do you? I mean, they're all over in Reno.
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She'd be all alone in the dark, just hot and- Calm down now.
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Calm down. I'm sure little Bella is absolutely- Never find her.
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What are you doing? Her stuffed rabbit's right here under the bed.
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In the two days I've been here, I've never seen her without it.
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She can't be far. Oh, she loves that dreadful thing.
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Mr. Hoppy, she calls it. You're a great mother,
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you know. Please.
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Help me find her. I promise I'll bring her home safe.
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Are there any friends she might have snuck off to see? Schoolmates?
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Maybe her father? No. No one. Is her dad even in the- You know what?
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Last night she said she was planning to look for Mitzi.
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Were Bella and Mitzi close? Bella adored her.
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Doesn't sound like you did. I see what you're trying to do.
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But if it helps you find her, I've got nothing to hide.
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Mitzi joded on my girl, but she was a bad influence.
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The day she disappeared, we went into town and...
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God. You can't be in here,
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little girl. Watch only. Bella,
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what happened? What are you doing out of the car? The store's so big in there.
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I got lost. A mean man picked me up and said I was trash and he threw me outside.
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Oh, my baby. Mitzi shouldn't have...
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You are? Auntie Metzi!
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I'm sorry, kitten. I had no idea that store was bad news.
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She should have never been in there. I was just trying to jazz up her wardrobe.
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Poor thing's tired of those homemade rompers you make her wear.
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Ta-da! Oh, it's so pretty!
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Um, can I keep it, Mama? I don't think it's appropriate to...
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It's a dress, not the Hope Diamond.
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Of course you can keep it, baby doll. Tell you what.
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Let's throw a little bash tonight at the ranch.
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But it's Aoife's day off. You know she won't change her schedule.
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Nobody likes a party pooper, Sarah. A party?
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That would make me feel better, Mama. Please.
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Mitzi burned bright, and Bella took to her flame like a little moth.
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But she wasn't careful. She had no idea what was safe for Bella.
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You know, I cross paths with people like Mitzi from time to time.
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They don't live in the same world as the rest of us. Not really.
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I think that's exactly right, Detective O'Connell. Please,
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call me Francis. Okay, Francis.
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You were saying about Mitzi? You really are a dog with a bone.
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Chief calls me a retriever. Mitzi spoiled Bella.
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Told her the whole world was open to her.
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But it just isn't true. Not for us.
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And then she left without saying goodbye,
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just like her. Like who? No one.
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Are you sure? I'd appreciate your help finding Bella,
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Detective. Frances.
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Maybe you can check the hayloft? She loves those ornery barn cats.
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Why, Detective! What are you still doing here? Any sign of Bella?
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None of your business. Aoife said...
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Sarah asked for my help. She's not upstairs.
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If you're done in here, I could use some help in the hayloft. I'd be honored,
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Detective. Please, call me Francis. I would love to.
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Francis? No, you look in on Sarah.
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I'll be helping the pipsqueak detective.
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But- You best not be alone with this man.
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It's my lucky day. Come on,
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Deputy Bev. Why are you so dang chipper?
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Can't say I'm much of a climber. It's a hayloft.
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You're gonna have to go up. Bella,
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are you up there? Sigh.
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Hey. Oh. Jeez.
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Oh. You sure are tops at making friends.
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Here, it's okay. You take the northmost quadrant.
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I'll start on the south end. I doubt she's up here,
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but if you see anything, a toy, a scrap of clothes...
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I'll holler. Anything?
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No. Sarah said Bella likes to pet the barn cats.
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Uh-huh. Everything okay?
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Just a mouse. Probably looking for a cooler hiding spot.
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It's boiling up here. So,
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you enjoying Reno? Not really.
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What about the Sidewinder? I hear the rooms are decent.
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If Eva lets you have one. It's fine.
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You know, Dottie told me about Bert. Last night,
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after I got, uh, reaccommodated from the casino.
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Serves you right. She told me he used to hit her.
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And? Scripture says wives are meant to serve their husband.
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If you think serving your husband means...
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But it also says men ought to love their wives as their own bodies.
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What's your point, Mr. O'Connell? Striking your wife is a grave sin in my book.
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I think... Mm. I believe
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God will judge him harshly. I hope you're right.
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Your sister deserves better. That's why she's here.
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Everyone's here for a reason. What's yours?
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Dottie. The girl's not up here.
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Time's a-wastin'. Oh!
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Ow! Wow.
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Where did you last see, Bella? Just trying to get a sense of her usual routines.
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Since Mitzi left, she... She was close with Mitzi?
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That's none of my business. You were Mitzi's maid.
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Did you ever see her together with the... Now that you know about me and Mitzi...
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Might be relevant to finding Bella. Some godly man you are.
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Using a missing kid as an excuse to question me about...
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That's not what I meant. Sarah said that Bella was talking about finding Mitzi last night.
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If there's anywhere she'd think to go, anything they used to do together...
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Must eat Sarah. Up, that Bella's still in love with Auntie Mitzi.
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What? I'm not the girl you should be talking to,
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detective. Mitzi really got on Sarah's last nerve at the party.
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Cheers, Beverly. I don't drink.
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Sure you do. Hi Aunt Mitzi!
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A fancy drink for my fancy girl?
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You can't be giving a kid- It's fine. My nanny used to give me a nip of brandy to help me sleep and I turned out perfect.
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Sarah, there you are. We're fresh out of strawberries to go with our champagne.
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Bella, what are you- Aunt Mitzi said I could try it!
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No, absolutely not! See?
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You can't just give a child- There, Bella.
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Sometimes the help can be very rude, but we mustn't let that ruin our evening.
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Okay. Time for bed,
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Bella. No! I wanna stay with Mama Mitzi.
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I hate you. Let her stay.
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What's the harm? You stay away from my daughter,
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you trumped-up little brat! Ah!
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No! Mitzi told Sarah she'd have her fired.
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Mitzi sounds like a terrible boss. How long did you work for her?
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That's your question? She was reckless with Bella,
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of course, but I already knew that, and I'm just trying to understand how you and Mitzi could have come together.
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I know exactly what you're trying to do,
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detective. You just want to close the case and run home to your perfect little life,
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no matter the cost to the rest of us. I'm done with your questions.
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You don't give a damn about the Sidewinder or Mitzi or anyone she has left behind here to clean up her messes.
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You are just fixing to pass judgment. I am not trying- Mitzi was a sad,
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mean little girl who ran away from her problems.
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I solved it for you. Enjoy your trip back to Chicago.
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Beverly, please! Bev? Everything okay?
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My, my, Frances. You certainly do have a way with women.
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Did you find Bella? Not yet, but I'll be sure to look long and hard for the little one down at the casino.
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You're leaving? Helen's taking me to work. I have to pay my bill somehow.
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How do I bill? And what a fabulous way to pay it,
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dear. You know, if you'd let that husband of yours see your act,
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he'd never let you go. Ta-ta,
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Francis. You didn't pay me yesterday,
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Detective. I... I'll have it tomorrow.
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But right now I need to talk to Beverly. You don't pay,
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you don't talk to my guests. Maybe there's a way I could earn my keep.
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You don't look like you'd make much of a ranch hand.
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What if I find the girl? Doesn't seem like I can stop you from looking anyway.
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find her fast, and you've got yourself a one-day extension.
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Thank you, ma'am. Go with Hondo. You can take my horse.
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I'm not much of a rider. Fancy that.
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Two fresh horses, ready to go. Juniper,
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he's resting. Thank you, Hondo. Mr.
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O'Connell here will be joining you this round.
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Glad to have you along, my friend. You are holding the reins too tight.
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I don't want to fall. I have to trust her.
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Good thing Aoife cannot see you like this.
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She would lose all respect for you. I think that ship has sailed.
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There you go. You're getting it.
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See the pine grove over there? Shade.
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And lots of places to hide. Hey,
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I told you, do not hold the reins so tight.
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It's ridiculous, Ennio Mori. I want to go left.
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Whoa, are you okay? My whole body hurts.
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I think I saw something. Here.
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What are we looking? See that blackish-red stain?
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That's blood. No. Oh,
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not little Bella. See how dry?
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It can't be Bella. This blood is at least a week old,
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I'd guess. Mitzi? Maybe.
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We need to comb the area. You're so beautiful.
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You're light. I don't understand why anyone would kill her.
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The stories I've heard, she made a lot of people angry.
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Enough to bring her out to the middle of the desert and- Wait.
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Is that- A bullet casing. This is definitely a crime scene.
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Someone shot her. Looks like.
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I guess it's a bus. We need to secure any evidence.
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We'll work our way out in a spiral. Yell if you see anything.
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But Bella- Right. Just a quick sweep,
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and I'll come back once we find the kid. Hang on.
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I think I've got something. I do not think that cactus did anything.
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The bullet to go with our casing.
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Looks like a.41 short.
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That's... Huh. What?
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Not ready to say yet. You know something.
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Maybe. We have enough for now. Let's find the kid.
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Good gravy. Doesn't Aoife know how to train a horse?
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Sandy is the best broken horse we have.
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Problem is her rider. She's wilier than Beverly.
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And just as angry. Maybe she needs some blinders to keep her in line.
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What? You wish to narrow her view?
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Well, you should just open yours. My view's just fine,
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thank you. The women at the Signwinder have no power.
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No money. Nothing of their own.
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They're not your enemy. They made a promise.
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Not just to their husbands, but to God. And they're all here to break that promise.
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There are rules, Hondo. What rule says a man can hit his wife?
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What rule says he can abandon his family?
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None, but that doesn't mean... Exactamente.
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You see sin, my friend. But I see courage.
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I see courage. Oh,
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it's better. Water?
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Thank you. We're running out of places to search.
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Maybe she's back at the house. I hope so. We must go back soon to rest these horses and saddle up some fresh ones.
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What's that down by the dead-looking tree? We burned brush there.
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It keeps the smoke away from the ranch. Anyone ever burn anything else?
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I do not think so. Let's go see.
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Just brush, you see? I don't think I've ever seen gingham brush before.
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Have you? Let me see that. Looks like a scrap of tablecloth.
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Maybe a napkin? It is an apron?
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Is that blood? Sarah's apron? Oh,
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she would never burn good fabric like this. She's always saving it for rags or patches.
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Unless she has something to hide.
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Sarah would not kill Mitzi. Even to protect her child?
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You're upset. There's too many things going on.
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Too many things, yeah. And so this is the day. I'll help you.
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I promise you. Fine. But don't make a decision today.
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He deserves what's coming to him. He signed on his death warrant.
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Are you sure that's what you want? That's fine.
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Did you find her? Who do you want dead? Bella,
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is she off? Okay. For Pete's sake, you were listening at the door instead of finding the child?
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Our deal is off, detective. It's not what you think.
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You don't have to tell him anything. He's always losing his nose in other people's business.
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Well, what did Larry say back? At least that way I can't smell your cooking!
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You're a Larry McLion Lola fan!
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I listen every week. It's my mother's favorite radio show.
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Good woman! Sarah,
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if you're mixed up in something, maybe it's related to Bella.
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Please, just find her. I can't help you if you won't be honest with me.
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Dearie, you don't have to tell him.
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No, no, it's fine. My husband worked the mines back in 45.
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There was a cave-in. No survivors. That's what they told me.
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I'm sorry. Don't be. Bella and I made do.
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Found our way to a decent life.
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Until this letter came yesterday. Turns out the bastard escaped the mine but decided to not come home.
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He ran off to Mexico. And he wants you to join him?
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No. He's in debt to a local strongman and wants me to bail him out.
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They'll kill him if he doesn't come up with the money. But you don't want to help him.
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Like I said, Bella and I built a decent life here at the Sidewinder.
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Marriage is a sacred covenant. But you were burdened with a faithless husband.
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Sarah, I was raised to believe that those who do not keep their vows are barred from the kingdom of heaven.
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But what kind of God can't forgive a trespass made in service of your daughter?
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Maybe it's not as simple as I thought. My word,
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detective. Go find my Bella.
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Please. Yes, ma'am.
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What? Are you in here?
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Hello, thank goodness! Hi,
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Mr. Detective, sir! Sarah!
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Aoife! I found her! Shh!
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Will Mama be mad at me? Of course not,
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dear. Please, come out of there. What's that you've got around your neck?
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Oh. Aren't they pretty? They're Auntie Mitzi's necklaces.
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Are you sure? Yeah, she wore them all the time.
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They're very pretty. Can I ask where you found them?
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In the drawer by the bed. There's a lot to live in there.
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Can you put these back for me? Of course.
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Thank you. Bella,
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I was so worried. Where have you been?
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Thanks to Lord, she's safe. Don't be mad,
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Mom. Didn't you hear us calling? Where were you?
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I went to look for Auntie Mitzi, but it was really hot outside.
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When I came back for a drink of water, everyone was upset and running around.
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And you didn't want to get in trouble. So I hid in here,
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and then Mr. Detective found me. Good work,
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Detective. Why will no one on this ranch call me Francis?
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Let's get you downstairs, baby girl. You must be starving.
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Bye, Mr. Francis. Aoife,
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ma'am, whose room is this?
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The stench of cheap perfume doesn't give it away.
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It's Helen's. Divorce Ranch,
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a Good Story Guild production. Created by Rachel Music.
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Show running by Michi Broman and Elena Christina Wagoner.
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Episode 3 was written by Laura Skopek and directed by Rachel Music.
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Starring Christopher Gebauer as Frances, Kate Fugelai as Aoife,
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Enrique Quintero as Hondo, Laura Lee Walsh as Beverly,
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Lisa Pedacci as Helen, Laureen Chesley as Sarah,
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Laura Holliday as Dottie, Tina Huang as Hotsko,
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and Chelsea Lang as Mitzi Ballantyne.
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Featuring the Divorce Ranch Players Ted Evans,
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Jamie Lujan, Jesse Birch, Megan Falcone,
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Marnina Schoen, Kasia Monia, and Neil Fleming.
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Music by Michelle Sadoff. Sound design by Lauren Cooper.
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Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Evan Chambers.
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produced by Simone Kissel, executive produced by the Good Story Guild.
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For transcripts, full cast and crew information,
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and to follow this and other Good Story Guild productions,
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please refer to our show notes.
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