Asharon finally awakes. Don’t worry, you’ll hear it. Blam plays a trick on Morthos while on the Ice Ship. TPH pilots the ship to their destination, the Ice Cave, where they meet the Summer King. I mean the Winter King.

Season 01 Episode 13 Who Brings A Bear To A Zombie Fight?

Nov 11th, 2014 1h 27m

The ship descends towards TPH. TPH an the towns people, along with Jim fend off the barrage of frozen fucks that litter the town. Troy had a problem understanding directions. The Airship speaks seeking it’s lost treasure. A elf catches Blam’s e

Season 01 Episode 12 Red, Brown, And Yellow Snow

Sep 14th, 2014 2h

The king requests an audience with TPH. Asharon doesn’t awake to the call. Blam confronts The King about the incident. The King proposes a solution. TPH meets Nastya. Morthos gives her the 5th degree for travel. Jim brings his “gear” along. T

Season 01 Episode 11 Asharon Rides An OwlBear

Sep 13th, 2014 1h 8m

The race continues with a routine inspection. Asharon crits a ride roll. A riddle perplexes TPH and the race concludes with an unexpected twist.

Season 01 Episode 10 Two On The Pick, One On The Dick

Sep 9th, 2014 1h 49m

The group has their last night before the race. Blam helps jim with his hangover. Asharon cuddles up to Terrible Thursday. Jim is entrusted with Bob to meet them at Milvorn after the race. TPH battles the other teams, illusions, orcs, and more

Season 01 Episode 09 A Test Of Strength

Sep 9th, 2014 1h 18m

Blam arm wrestles Sriracha and Asharon then assists Morthos in impressing Sir Tollmire. The group awaits Tollmire’s decision for sponsorship.

Season 01 Episode 08 You Brought A Bear?

Jul 18th, 2014 1h 16m

TPH enters the city and are stopped by the town guard. The group splits up trying to gain entry to the tourney and not disturb the city by bringing a bear into town. Blam looks for a sponsor while Asharon looks for an owlbear. Blam meets with S

Season 01 Episode 07 Was That a Drag... Ooh an OwlBear Tournament

Jul 17th, 2014 1h 6m

TPH moves onto the other town they heard about in episode 1 to find it completely gone, and in the distance from what it looks like a raggedy dragon flying away. They don’t give a shit, and a flyer flies through the wind and lands on Blam’s sno

Season 01 Episode 06 Red Skellys On Fire

Jul 15th, 2014 1h 24m

Morthos tells his family history with the deck of many things. Morthos and Blam’s backstory grows. The Mage is defeated, Blam crushes boxes (chests), items are found levels are upped, and doors are opened. Blam enters and sees a hallway with bl

Season 01 Episode 05 Smiley Bob Takes 5 Points Of Rectal Damage

Jun 23rd, 2014 1h 17m

The battle continues with the mage & his watchmen. Sriracha’s status as a Paladin is questioned once more. We learn Morthos’ Majestic Word. Blam goes LeRoy Jenkins. The Mage’s pocket glows red and a new foe appears. The DM uncovers that Morthos

Season 01 Episode 04 Bird Vag…. And Also Its Butt

Jun 15th, 2014 1h 7m

We get a recap of the lost session where TPH continues its journey, and run into an ambush. TPH finds the Thieves Fortress and they clean house. Asharon starts the reoccurring theme of stealing things from Morthos. Afterwards they smoked some o

Season 01 Episode 03 Poking Bob In The Rump

Jun 12th, 2014 1h 14m

TPH befriends Smiley Bob. Tarpoo and his lackeys come back from fishing to make stew but things don’t seem like how they left them.

Season 01 Episode 02 The Bear Whisperer

Jun 8th, 2014 1h 13m

The party just took down some goblins and need to enter the windmill to deal with the bear & rescue Punkin & Happy Scholls. Later Tarpoo the goblin leader comes back to the Windmill.

Season 01 Episode 01 The Search For Smiley Bob

Jun 8th, 2014 58m 39s

We learn who the PC’s are going to be for the adventure. There are 2 adventures the group has heard of & they decide to help out the Hobbits of Riverslide Homestead who are terrorized by a bear that is stealing townspeople. The party negotiates