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Hollywood. The most

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gorgeous part of Hollywood. Beautiful

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night. The clouds are a

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dark mauve. This is the little

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Philippines neighborhood. Yeah, which explains... I

2:38

think it's Little Armenian. Oh,

2:40

what in the... What

2:42

in the... Oh my god.

2:46

See, okay, it's things like that. You

2:48

are a magician in so many ways. The

2:50

Zidomian ladies in the Zidomian. I was just about to

2:52

say we're going to pick up James Zidomian. I was

2:54

looking up the address. And he's already

2:56

in the back of the car. I'm quick, I'm fast. That

3:00

was amazing. I had to

3:02

announce Little Armenia before we were no longer in

3:05

it. Because now we're in Titan.

3:07

Well, because if you hadn't said it, we

3:09

would have gotten so many emails. I

3:12

mean, people would have gone crazy. People get upset when we

3:14

aren't factual. Yeah,

3:18

and we rarely are. Do

3:20

you have an ombudsman for aggrieved readers

3:22

or listeners? Of course we do. Of

3:26

course. You can get those

3:29

automatically. Later, can you tell me what

3:31

an ombudsman is? Okay, thank you.

3:34

The ombudsman is just someone whose job it is for

3:37

you to tattle to them. Oh, yeah. Like

3:39

a mayor? Like,

3:41

yeah, they're to receive complaints, I guess.

3:43

Do they have special

3:45

outfits? I hope so. Doesn't

3:48

that conjure a picture of a... An

3:50

ombudsman? It does. It

3:52

sounds like you have a rose-colored suit on.

3:54

Yes, and a bowler. A matching bag. Sit,

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please. Greek: A.

4:01

Real. Fat

4:04

Cats have. Lots of

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the arms, but. We're.

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Going to take a turn on western Here

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we're going to L A X rayed. I

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should have specified the airport L A X

4:14

My dear. Oh in not the right Los

4:17

Angeles International Airport I was. It's my favorite

4:19

place to half of the west coast on

4:21

an Arrow planes. And what? As a.

4:23

Network of even if they are you going

4:25

with like see i'm in school god they

4:28

are Nice airline and so informative and sign

4:30

of flying seen into it was. So

4:32

Atlanta has managed to the. Report

4:36

about the missing lose. It

4:40

still missing. Illness and I

4:42

will do a mean I guess. The other

4:44

down a milk carton I saw a picture

4:46

of what the airplane is supposed to look

4:48

like now. It was

4:51

age progress in a thicker eyebrows. yeah yeah,

4:53

I was just the engine had more birds

4:55

in it and it had grown a bit

4:57

of a goatee. Well.

5:00

You can't you know you go out on

5:02

a limb with I like that with of

5:04

with an idea and. Sought

5:06

a blade. Dancer.

5:10

Going to Atlanta. Our

5:12

Zola. God dammit. Real

5:16

slow. You know this is a world

5:19

where we've been doing are all day

5:21

and very well you're I Really, I

5:23

really don't Before I want to commend

5:25

your podcast just as. A

5:29

minute phone? I mean you may be

5:32

terrible projects that are no or is

5:34

what. This is

5:36

the most convenient for get over

5:38

to the party there. It's

5:40

it's we just wanna do people a service

5:42

and then we thought there was like ten

5:44

things in our mission statement at the very

5:47

bottom said was quality of of of or

5:49

perform and are like a tv errors show

5:51

what are we doing Yeah. But.

5:53

Our first and foremost, we just wanted to a service

5:55

for people younger than that. We're both in in. The.

5:58

We have to them. And I.

6:01

Get one day at a time. Drive

6:03

people around and as step by step.

6:07

So and were gonna get you. To.

6:10

Atlanta even if it kills us.

6:12

And were you playing but no

6:14

one's gonna? I'm playing at the

6:16

Improv. Oh good. good improv. recognizable

6:19

for the Starbucks. A comedy club

6:21

exactly their didn't know we're going

6:23

to get to don't fit at

6:25

any of the impromptu eliminate one

6:27

in Arizona. They were

6:29

one of you. Again, What

6:31

happens Now let's not go into that

6:33

have club cinema club. it is my

6:36

performance that many different and ups ground

6:38

get you throw a dream rob that

6:40

around what you picked a fight hop.

6:42

Hop Hop looks at me of

6:44

it physically exhausted. I may have

6:46

had to break out might. Were

6:50

you else a bit? You weren't assaulted.

6:52

Were you at altered? Nice to go

6:54

like with the guy drink red dragon.

6:56

I let him know that that that's

6:58

ah, that's gotta be. Eliminated

7:01

my show. That's

7:03

why they call you the bad Boy comedy

7:05

would only to pour your milk you pull

7:07

out an Honored Palmer he pulls out assists

7:09

the games that don't me and Arnold Palmer

7:11

is the hardest thing to say. It every

7:13

the a brilliant home Arnold Palmer I

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order them learned some eat in a

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season down yeah that and rear view

7:19

mirror. Those. Who

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have diner in. Manhattan

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is which is it. One of the old binders has

7:26

been there since they don't. Drink.

7:31

Or a former is what's and defended

7:33

the idea that they're like. Shirley

7:37

Temple to him was the only mean. I

7:40

had a fairly simple the other. Outlets

7:44

do it. And.

7:48

They. Made you know how to virgil light. Fans:

7:51

Mixologist Vr yeah I'm one

7:53

of those really hot suspend

7:56

or bartenders. And

7:58

really. Are

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fighting to me like that? grew? Every time

8:02

I've been there all the do their like dump

8:04

trucks. Just the

8:06

don't be as to earn soft

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shirts. know shovels their eyebrows around.

8:10

Original know as well. Maybe have

8:12

gone on an off night. You

8:14

know that one birch into their

8:16

who would for bread? Yes there

8:18

is. Once he would float. Have

8:21

you actually got stronger, bigger, hotter

8:23

bread? Yeah it's like bread. It's.

8:26

Don't. Know. Stunt.

8:28

Double brother while.

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Threaded Boy is a young man He

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added i'm unfamiliar with the medium of

8:44

merchants television during it's would use it

8:46

to be. No.

8:53

I just use that. Money

9:12

A Gas. Tank

9:14

cat poop thing blue.

9:18

Since money buys gas I think

9:20

I know what they're talking about.

9:22

Money is gas has it's that's

9:24

your you need to purchase. Or

9:27

that waiting for somebody that you know it

9:30

takes to get. I like the were you

9:32

guys come from a weekly perspective. When we

9:34

were pockets full of the way I feel

9:36

about money makes the world go round out

9:38

the lot of people. Are talking about is. Just

9:42

a greens like a do my thing you know.

9:46

if it doesn't buy happiness exerting with links

9:48

to read the budget got money I

10:00

really just want to do morning radio. You

10:03

will. Oh, that was our original plan with

10:06

this, is to do morning drive time, morning

10:09

zoo with accident reports, radio.

10:12

And then we were like, why the fuck would we be

10:14

doing that? Why would we be doing characters the whole time?

10:18

People hate character work. Okay,

10:23

taking a ride on Beverly. You're doing

10:25

a surface street thing. I'm doing a, you

10:27

know I'm the inventor of the Waze app. And

10:30

so I know exactly. Oh yeah, I remember that

10:32

time for a while you locked yourself in your

10:34

garage to unveil.

10:36

Karen's like, I am able to hack

10:38

into the Waze app at any time

10:41

and have you go where I want

10:43

you to. Or at least take

10:45

a different route there. I'll

10:47

guide you, Los Angeles. That's one

10:50

of my favorite stores for the last 10 or

10:52

15 years. Ethical drugs? So

10:55

genius. I visit Beverly and Western.

10:57

I used to live right around here. And

11:00

I love it. It's there to

11:03

make sure you know this is not just

11:05

a store on the corner that sells heroin. It's

11:08

an ethical drug. We're

11:10

not your average drug dealer. So many

11:12

pharmacists are crooked these days. But

11:15

ethical drugs knows. Yeah, if you

11:17

go into a Rite Aid these days, you guys

11:19

like walking into the back alley of Batman 1989.

11:22

It's like Times Square in 1989. You

11:26

just told me I have to work with you.

11:29

It's really like any location back in 1989. It's

11:33

just like the year 1989. All the

11:35

time. Classic. A great year. Won't

11:37

spit twice now, baby. Oh man. We all have

11:39

the same fans. There were only his fans. Do

11:41

you want sad? Do you want screaming? Do you

11:44

want the hero? You had 10 choices. You had

11:46

10 choices. You had 10 choices. You had 10

11:48

choices. You had 10 choices. You had 10 choices.

11:50

You had 10 choices. You had 10 choices.

11:52

Unless you had an older sister who gave you

11:54

a cure tape. Yeah, that's right. I'm

11:57

not sure if this is the United States. Oh

12:06

yeah, yeah. Oh.

12:10

We Love isn't the up and when I go and down given

12:12

a. Million.

12:18

Six hundred, Your

12:20

former I'm I'm aware of the academic.

12:23

They don't I would never be. I

12:25

will recognize it. But

12:28

I will recognize those songs existence.

12:30

but I will not performance. O

12:35

meno email me know. In

12:44

Out for. The I don't

12:46

auto harmonized, I just matched Bowser some

12:48

mouth full, Of

12:50

your career. What

12:58

is your experience? Been in the past

13:01

in Atlanta and we've been there before.

13:04

Drops Man Cry

13:06

Blue. Blue. Suit.

13:14

Drop My. Mom

13:18

on air you. Does he have to

13:20

get the list? Been there. The guy

13:22

had a speech impediment said Prof fall.

13:28

Apart. From

13:34

all out Bomb! They'll.

13:39

So fine and so young. When

13:42

I so far as I'm. Becky

13:46

affect you so much. Plate

13:50

Story. Like

13:55

that era all. right

14:00

Everything was found alike. Oh

14:02

wow. Which was hilarious. And then at

14:04

one point they showed Heidi had a club for

14:06

each other. Like right before she

14:08

really got big. And they had something

14:11

they wanted to do. They were the fine young cannibals. And

14:15

they couldn't play She Drives Crazy.

14:18

So one of the guys dressed up like the fine

14:20

young cannibal singing a song that

14:22

sounded like three notes off of She

14:24

Drives Crazy. She said, Hey, we were

14:27

off go away. Thank

14:29

you. You've learned

14:31

the wheel and the

14:33

family's a thing. I

14:36

need some sissy. It's

14:43

because of her driving that you become

14:45

bipolar. That's what the dog's about. The

14:47

implications of that song were never seen. Oh

14:50

man, but they should have been. They should

14:52

have been mine for many. Because the tire companies

14:54

are keeping all that research down. It's a conspiracy

14:56

man. That's a tire company.

15:00

Yeah. They

15:02

did that. They

15:05

ripped the street cars out of the streets

15:07

in Los Angeles and much of other cities. Just

15:10

like in Roger Rabbit. I

15:12

bought the red car so I could just mental

15:14

it. Technically that's 88

15:16

I think. No, it's

15:18

still on the cusp. I think

15:21

it was early December 88. So

15:25

it's very exact. Yeah,

15:28

yeah. The real natural relief.

15:32

How's that about Hopkins? I know

15:34

very young. You

15:36

know what? This isn't how I like to hear

15:38

news like that for the first time. Well, you

15:40

know, you didn't know that. I didn't know that.

15:43

You got to get on Twitter. You find

15:45

out everybody. No, that's the thing. That's

15:48

why I've been loving them lately. It's because

15:51

of its tweets. You're saying they're not going

15:53

to come anymore. Oh, Hopkins. He

15:56

had Bob Hoskins on Poma.

16:02

Really right with realistic to

16:04

you be certain the life

16:06

of when you love by

16:08

endlessly harassing. yeah yeah. Do.

16:11

That's why I tunes and live action.

16:13

humans don't mix. Not.

16:15

Just is if we're driving a car

16:18

that keeps be bending. Know

16:21

it gives you some survivors non Hodgkin's

16:23

Lymphoma. Oh look over there. I

16:26

think that is. Is

16:29

that Jesse Ventura over there on the

16:31

sidewalk? Oh, let's get him in the

16:33

car and so on. And your buddy

16:35

of. Mine

16:39

were we going? ah lack

16:41

yet? This is towards the

16:43

read the lots. Of

16:47

parallax was a little for

16:49

the description. who were you?

17:08

Last. Time.

17:11

And into the website of the airport.

17:17

Yeah, much of. Our

17:24

mouths. I mean I don't know

17:26

how we did. around six were

17:28

forced out, overdrawn amazon decided to

17:30

the league's most of the back

17:33

of a nuclear attacks. there's a

17:35

camera has we heard attack taxi

17:37

ice sheets were hijacked by we

17:39

around the city through civilian job

17:42

so you think we're constantly being

17:44

monitored. Net chess, Oh

17:53

maybe I swear if you the news

17:55

I my were heard of a smooth.

18:00

Maybe I should or name is a part of

18:02

i am recording your we are contest or will

18:04

just be up front about of were actually recording

18:06

you now but it's. For. The Purposes

18:08

of Energy. Used

18:12

to be an entertainer Macys. Are

18:14

humans? Are

18:17

I don't sports or the demon? And I've done.

18:21

I've done a good entertainment conspiracy

18:23

show. Oh yeah saw that.

18:25

Oh yeah I'm into.interfere with most

18:27

serious presidential run or you the

18:29

who know you haven't decided. By.

18:32

Ever decided? Weren't. On

18:35

luggage or maulings it forever. New mulling

18:37

spices and more with your. Clothes

18:41

and cinema. My mom and you don't have learned

18:43

to and dyson up some apples right now. I'd

18:46

love. To see you in the race. And twenty. When

18:49

you first got in Jersey didn't you say you had

18:51

to get out at Wilshere in Highland. I

18:54

don't. I deferred. I never said that information. What do you

18:56

put them? Well, I say you're going to have to get

18:58

outta here. I

19:01

will school. So

19:04

I guess. I'm sorry,

19:07

I'm. Sorry.

19:15

Go. Somewhere.

19:23

In the windshield. Was

19:28

said something about chance. I'm sorry I

19:30

said that lunatic Next. Sites.

19:45

Quick right to seek. Yeah,

19:49

there we go okay well oh my god

19:51

i'm and i hope he's okay i know

19:53

yeah yeah you know i don't support and

19:55

i don't wish ill on him but yeah

19:57

being a marine isn't gonna help you with

20:00

tumble like that well he could have done a

20:02

talking role I hope he did I think don't

20:04

you have to do gymnastics in the Marines no

20:06

well I think he's a Navy SEAL oh would

20:08

be really well

20:10

that's all Jim maybe sealed is

20:13

mostly the first few stages yeah

20:15

mostly pommel or pommel or yeah

20:17

parallel bars rings and then they

20:19

just hand you a gun and

20:22

then and then if you do give

20:24

it the gun yeah yeah yeah floor

20:28

routine with ribbons oh

20:31

god that was that was exhilarating that's why

20:33

I took highland well you know

20:35

I mean this is the Avenue of the

20:37

Stars I know they have another Avenue of

20:39

the Stars in Century City but this was

20:42

the original because there's so many stars so

20:44

many great ones well

20:47

yeah I back there I thought

20:50

it was Andy Kenler but I could we didn't have time

20:52

to let him in the car yeah

20:55

he's a good guy

20:57

he's always welcome why

20:59

the hell is he just walking on highland okay well

21:01

I would hate if for some reason he was Andy

21:03

Kenler with a few

21:09

personality I'm

21:21

gonna go with this or and it's more

21:23

than he usually I love the idea I

21:25

love the idea of someone mid-improv game turned

21:28

out like

21:31

they've gotten their suggestion and they're no

21:33

longer on stage there

21:40

yet no let's get him do you mind just

21:43

pulling over okay hey how are you Andy

21:48

could sit on next to this yeah hold it oh

21:50

it's what do you know it's my favorite trio of

21:52

people in a car what's wrong is this comedian's

21:54

into cars yeah oh

22:00

Hi! Hi! I'm Jackie! This

22:03

is the- I just appreciate, Andy. This is

22:05

the first time you've remembered my name. Oh.

22:07

Was it- was it- is the community- is

22:09

the community- is the cars looking

22:12

to restart their careers? Or

22:16

a- or a second or third thing that would have

22:18

been funny to say? Or- Or-

22:20

Hey Jerry, side-mouth, I just wanna get

22:22

my- I don't wanna get so many

22:24

cars that I know of besides the

22:27

Toyota. Could you drive me around in

22:29

my Toyota? Andy,

22:33

you should have- Yep. Andy, that's what we've

22:35

had enough. Andy, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's

22:37

wrong? You don't wanna take me as far

22:39

as Pico? Sorry, sorry. We'll talk to you

22:41

soon. What's wrong? I'm not good for Washington!

22:43

God, he's so loud you could hear him

22:45

even outside the car. That guy is- knows

22:47

how to- I'm sorry again, James. I'm

22:50

sorry that we keep letting people- I love-

22:52

I love that riding with you guys is

22:54

just- it's almost like- It's

22:57

just a cavalcade. You don't

23:00

know what's gonna happen there. You never know. I

23:02

just didn't want you to think at any point

23:04

we weren't happy with you being our guest. I

23:06

don't want- just cause we're letting people

23:08

in the car while you're our guest. Yeah, you're

23:10

the star. You are the star. Right.

23:12

Other people. Did you say you're hungry? Do you

23:15

need- Do I get in credits? Do you

23:17

need something? Yeah. Like, literally I can just

23:19

eat at the airport. That just sounds like-

23:21

I could just get in line and eat

23:23

poison. You're on the Taco Bell right before

23:25

the airport. Yeah. Oh, there's one right there.

23:27

I'm being recorded. This is a high stakes,

23:29

uh, what do I want? What will you

23:31

just put in your temple? Normally, I'm like,

23:33

stop at the pizza hut! Tell

23:35

him to squirt some Taco Bell on

23:38

it! Put it in a coffee- And

23:40

now I'm like, is there a stainable

23:42

Mendocino farm? I

23:46

need something organic that doesn't

23:48

come out of a caulking gun. Okay, so like,

23:50

I don't- okay, so travel- travel

23:52

A lot, it's always like- The travel day

23:54

is always a nightmare. Yeah, of course. Cause

23:56

I- I'm not- I have projects up until-

24:11

Fairly good to a place in in place.

24:14

Within a within like that.

24:16

Sometimes. The. Crime We.

24:18

We're for the only time. Stop

24:21

for thinking of things. Yeah, because

24:23

it's like. On the

24:25

plane a little. To. Produce

24:28

only by apply. Am I thinking about death

24:31

for entire time? Common cause you're scared to

24:33

fly. I'm not have no not gonna be

24:35

a brackets you're just must have a glass

24:37

of milk as I recall from the eighteenth

24:39

of. Deserve

24:42

have a glass of milk and. You

24:45

wake up at the destination I love with that

24:47

works. That was

24:49

not hundred. Somebody talk about books

24:51

every single time. They have to

24:53

get the playing the games. Have

24:55

Mr T some milk wanna try.

24:58

Chocolate. It was safe here. You

25:01

know I don't like chocolate. Have

25:03

interpreted see. Do

25:07

seem like the kinda got. Our

25:10

species out there gonna throw anyone in

25:12

the dumpsters while we all suit blanks

25:14

that the enemy. Is

25:17

a thrill. People have any enemies ever

25:19

of the enemies of or. Are

25:25

they showed us that would have been a very

25:27

special to be continued. A team. Also,

25:30

I want to commend the A team for

25:32

be very honest about how all bad guys

25:34

have enough. Business

25:36

and Or and are run by a bald

25:38

guy in a suit without a jacket. High

25:40

for a new moon has. Ever

25:45

having so. Many team for a ragtag group

25:47

of they were tied together at the

25:49

last. know they have emotional issues they

25:51

don't always get along but the get

25:53

the job done. I think. That

25:58

suits you? mean? More

26:01

about. I have

26:03

a own military. Visually rape

26:06

yes, I've. Yet.

26:13

To lead guy the media. Oh

26:16

yeah, benedict. Benedict

26:19

Cannibals Hannibal Burress mean of

26:21

my. Mother

26:24

would have me to forget. The

26:28

Lambs play raised. Or

26:30

that's a different hand and gather So

26:33

many hannibal, so little time to remember

26:35

the origin of each. You

26:37

want to get apartments are convinced it's It's

26:39

right there on. Nope, not

26:41

on the records well now

26:43

interesting side and master chatting

26:46

about. What? Which

26:48

version of sodium launched and your body would

26:50

you like? To

26:54

say that there's a desserts. This

26:57

is really gets. All

27:01

the more. Convenient.

27:03

A. Meeting

27:08

triangle top I signal to get sick

27:10

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27:12

a group photograph. It. Down here

27:14

by the new X Booing sees. America,

27:17

Wake Up! Right

27:21

in front of a man. By.

27:25

The way the Expo line. Is

27:27

really. Of I was

27:29

caught. Red

27:36

were didn't know how to get. It.

27:43

Was designed by flying horse Just

27:46

is this the first great sound

27:48

the dirt and he direct the.

27:54

News was. Not

27:57

anywhere up in Culver City. Oh

28:00

my God in of Salt Lake he

28:03

drew around was a nightmare traffic able

28:05

like of the end of the What

28:07

Ragnar Rocks in the. I was.

28:09

I was like let me out, let me

28:11

out because I saw the effluence his nurse

28:13

in the. I got on. There is.

28:17

To fulfill his from there in a

28:19

much for. It

28:22

was his. Name

28:25

Ah he goes

28:28

from downtown. Down

28:34

Exodus Boulevard. Near

28:38

so see, that's not. I never knew that

28:40

level are going to go. It's gonna. it's

28:42

gonna go. And

28:46

by the time I'm seventy,

28:48

there will be a working

28:50

public transit in Los Angeles

28:52

completed. well. I'm not holding

28:54

my breath. Syriana

29:11

town though you do like

29:13

being and hotel said. I

29:16

love it! They

29:20

have problems where. I

29:29

just lie and say that oh yes, I

29:31

you're fine said even if I really just. Like

29:34

a bad. You

29:44

know, Atlanta, it's gonna be hot. It's gonna be

29:46

so hot that you're going wanna be in the

29:48

air conditioned room anyway. He

29:51

brought a big events. Are

29:55

you a speedo guy around the lobby of the

29:57

show? He

30:06

wasn't as stars we got. A

30:10

letter of the didn't Gary.

30:14

Sushi Ago. When.

30:17

You use of doesn't take loses won't

30:19

them So to breathe oh why with

30:21

you walk out there serves monetary commission

30:23

on a family member make a huge

30:25

it's not about the bug, the boroughs

30:28

and your head and sometimes if you

30:30

lyme disease than have used it. There's

30:32

plenty. of

30:36

other that when clicked. What

30:39

about Celtics Are into those? Twenty

30:41

to thirty two. Minutes,

30:43

Chris, Chris, and you Christie's who

30:45

are you should know me. We

30:47

were on outage history recreating itself

30:49

simultaneous would have that's from like

30:51

the Chinese calendar. something. My

30:54

mind is I am and I

30:56

am. I am a youth dragic.

30:58

That is. What? What What What

31:00

was? That

31:03

as a lofty and hard to follow what

31:05

is unique. Risk

31:09

telling. Me: This.

31:13

Have been v use. Gonna

31:16

leave you bit of old your gifts as user

31:18

name and of track. Tires

31:21

specific is Louis Cork.

31:38

Eight sleep. On almost.

31:44

Every. Feel sexy? Arrive.

31:52

In the. Internet

31:55

or cable phone numbers from his has

31:57

a new world order to this commercial.

31:59

Sometimes. Lacquer of Reality. Oh,

32:01

and it. Out

32:04

of an episode as I don't you

32:06

Love My Chaired oh really on I've

32:08

I've received know the proceeds know the

32:10

proceeds will go to my children either

32:12

of put all that money I wouldn't

32:15

put it on the phone on the

32:17

western nations that years that money I

32:19

just threw away as wouldn't put it

32:21

to do a cast it wound briefcase

32:23

and left him and select spot sometimes

32:25

dumpsters read knew they would go Scenario:

32:27

landfill Oh my god Do not take

32:29

dirty. Money. I heard you were

32:31

setting aside a little bit here

32:33

and there. Just do for proceed

32:36

to. Make. The teeth on

32:38

your son smaller. The. First

32:41

to assessed. I don't understand similar neighborhoods.

32:43

I think I think tests As a

32:46

first degree I'm not able to get

32:48

out at a Phil. Sounds the car

32:50

let me out right here. Fiber confluence

32:52

of doctor like. A.he

32:55

was. I don't know why I said that about

32:57

it hasn't seats. I don't know. I don't really.

33:01

That's all these humbled,

33:03

right? right? Track

33:10

and Six and Co. Gareth. He.

33:14

Was on World's dumbest When I was on World's

33:16

dumbest and he would come in. And

33:19

I say that Yeah, yeah, he

33:21

was on it. Someone wrote his

33:23

jokes, but he would come in

33:26

and demand. I explain

33:28

what the joke man as if I had

33:30

written the job for. And

33:33

is a very upset almost with zero.

33:36

Yeah. Yeah

33:38

yeahs got very angry and. I

33:42

did. And I. Give well for his kids

33:44

capsules. Their

33:46

their? I mean they probably. I

33:48

feel bad. I wonder why? Why do I attack people

33:50

because of their lox. Think

33:54

do I blurt attend a blur. Gary

33:57

Busey. You know he was Buddy Holly for

33:59

God's sakes. How we're gonna wreck

34:01

that was scary Any. Evelyn.

34:06

Wood's is. Smooth.

34:09

Sewage and I just his swerving away

34:11

was like oh whoops see i notice

34:14

that too close and of an apology

34:16

drunk. Oh

34:19

good. Slayers are deciding where

34:22

I love the top with

34:24

Slayer. Was

34:28

amazing. Oh wow oh

34:30

that terrible you are traveling

34:32

mighty wind is is thirty

34:34

feet away. yeah like nicer

34:36

to get tired. Young. With

34:38

you? Okay, Detailed, I

34:40

didn't return within. The.

34:44

Soon as I am no longer have to hurry and

34:46

ruff. Riot. Gear.

34:48

For me, it's just the. The.

34:51

Anxiety of knowing they have a plane to catch

34:53

that you have to pack and everything I can't

34:55

I never get used to it. But. Once

34:57

I am there in one city was

34:59

like a fourth street seclusion. Relief

35:04

as soon as I know I'm good

35:06

at same sex, answers the phone. With

35:10

my with my mom was. Criticism.

35:20

Would ever. Tried

35:25

asked oh no, it's not like

35:27

a card. Who's gonna blame me?

35:29

There's hundreds of other people on.

35:32

he only played sports, are just.

35:37

One. For

35:39

chamber. Farting.

35:45

On each other, but we're mad at children

35:47

just for making which was one of the

35:49

easier to fuck off sort part. Of

35:51

every of the. Only

35:57

other got a little time. Coming

36:11

up. Short

36:14

breaks down as felix room when you

36:17

fire. Who will. Do for those tools.

36:21

Like know, We

36:26

love our. I do a lot of. Oh

36:30

I've been trapped do when I know my says

36:32

what do you do for a living with you

36:34

I know now not as he can be yeah

36:36

I sat around him a writer, graphic designers as.

36:40

You kill off line. Realize

36:44

that. Your

36:47

grammar school teacher? Yeah, I

36:50

spelled out. As

36:52

I can talk about that I knew I

36:54

do have that as a side job so

36:56

I can attest. To

37:03

this. Might not

37:05

like the whenever.

37:08

People. People. Running

37:12

on vinyl right and will do

37:14

in as possible that maybe I'm

37:16

disappointed in. Easily

37:19

so, we. Have a senior.

37:23

That. I.

37:27

Don't. Know nothing and no one

37:29

you know man for hire

37:31

her. I could have. A lot

37:33

of solid ideas. And. No

37:36

one is above asking. I'm amazed every

37:38

time it and how many people are

37:40

willing to say tell me a job

37:42

I can't believe that it's not just

37:44

a guy with a meeting with and

37:46

missing to accept missing like I was

37:48

missing and yeah you with a missing

37:50

tooth and like a camouflage and I

37:52

remember that your boobs huge he was

37:54

like he was. Believed. To

37:56

be too sweet, too big to be on the

37:58

airplane. He was league. He

38:00

put him in the first. You know the

38:03

front seek the only place you could fit

38:05

a veteran sensitive. He was seventy.

38:07

Two weeks or months he was really

38:09

really big red line over the bar

38:11

time the replace a dumb why it

38:13

was really as because he is fighting

38:15

Also. Suggested

38:17

it seems to fit and over them said

38:20

the only way I think he said he

38:22

was on one side of me. Is.

38:24

No excuse to the middle and been there with

38:26

me a month later. The specifics of applied. Ethics

38:29

I would set a. Lot

38:33

better off. Like

38:37

I'm like. Thought

38:40

of the free son drama all.

38:44

Right. one of. whom.

38:48

Are he was like a. Nice

38:58

story. He was like.

39:01

He. Was like. Wow.

39:09

What? A

39:13

rule that. What's

39:18

the real Gator? or whatever the

39:20

things we've movie was Or Joe

39:22

dirt dirt felt I was. We are

39:24

arriving at next week. And

39:30

I'm like. That.

39:33

Happening in a certain yelling about

39:35

how long was. Oh

39:39

My. God. or is Alison?

39:41

oh wow. How about. This.

39:45

I learned share a non story know how

39:47

do I know That's as a different phenomenal

39:49

to me that there are people out there

39:51

that I love stories that don't go anywhere

39:54

Where my favorite were the. Images

39:57

that he asserts not even. Yeah,

40:00

that's a strong Amazon gift certificates.

40:04

I love the idea that. Joe Dirt said senior

40:07

members. A David Spade I still

40:09

am. He saw Joe terms. Of

40:12

i'm I'm referring to probably supervisor

40:14

was it would still be set

40:16

up. On

40:20

they just he was flying. Circus Circus.

40:22

Still, Gator? What? They.

40:30

Say at some some myths have

40:32

been a factory quickness that move

40:34

lizards. I'm in the how we.

40:40

Cannot we? However, I can't believe it. Okay

40:42

for a living if. It's.

40:48

Ah I feel series adobe it

40:50

is here doing it right got

40:53

killing nogueira of a price man

40:55

made. Up at like. Thirty

40:59

Where you go. I walked to

41:01

analyze this house. Now you. Know

41:05

like on and brand? I do

41:07

that. I. Walk from

41:09

the valley. High School and one

41:11

that starts. Brody

41:14

trying. Guess what college I went to? Where.

41:19

Are you from Montana? Montana's

41:21

you go to Missouri State

41:23

University pocket? That's right, I

41:25

did. Yeah, I get information

41:27

and I reproduce it randomly.

41:32

Pulling Symphony. I'm traveling to Dell

41:34

Partner and for know how awesome

41:36

I have wanted bad. As

41:40

I. don't even have a place

41:42

i don't have a flat tyre you

41:44

i don't see why i walked in

41:46

this town or your eyes actually i

41:48

think if you want to get beyond

41:50

this the terminal you will need a

41:53

take it yeah to tell them i'm

41:55

a member of the star alliance well

41:57

that extra room where you can smoke

41:59

and That's amazing. That's great.

42:01

Is it from all your traveling?

42:03

I'm a frequent traveler They know

42:06

me by name at the Marriott

42:08

on century Is it

42:10

because you're wearing we just passed because you're

42:12

wearing a t-shirt with your name on it

42:14

grody. Yeah Now

42:20

if you'll excuse me you have to let me

42:22

out before I get You

42:25

know they need to see me. Yeah Oh

42:32

God he's so positive I'm

42:35

sorry. He just sat in your lab in LA

42:37

and I really know

42:39

back that he walks from the valley I

42:41

can't believe he knows so much about Missoula

42:43

State University where I went to college he

42:46

left colleges Oh my god hold on a

42:48

second. Well. I can't be right no no

42:50

way that radio legend Phil Henry He's

42:56

coming For

43:00

four ninety six eight six is a Phil Henry

43:02

Philly show while we're talking God

43:10

I didn't even have time to open the door.

43:12

He just slipped out the window. Well

43:14

here. We are approaching LAX That's

43:28

I never noticed that giant sign Yeah,

43:33

it is nice like the seasons Here

43:41

let's high five you know what to do

43:43

talking about how much sperm is in the

43:46

nuts Hey,

43:52

I believe that's Jack Knackels

43:54

Nicholson and Christian Slater together

43:57

Oh Get

44:00

out of here! Get out of here! Got it.

44:03

Everyone, okay. Oh my god, wait a minute.

44:05

What's the first terminal? Um... AirTran.

44:08

AirTran. They're gonna have to

44:10

change that name. Somebody's... AirTran-phobic? Not

44:12

P.C. anymore. No, they're... The first one to

44:14

heal looks like a cat. Do they think we're cats? Well, I'll pick them

44:16

up. Oh my god, it's Kathleen Turner. Oh, you're kidding. Oh,

44:18

she's fucking picking her up. She's a hero. Hi!

44:22

Will you take me around the whole shoot? Yes, it looks weird. Hi!

44:25

Hi! Please do. Of

44:27

course. Tell me what

44:29

brings you to Los Angeles in the national anthem.

44:31

Oh, I just want to

44:34

say right now, I loved you in Romancing the

44:36

Stone. Everybody fucking said that. Oh shit. It was

44:38

me. I think I ought to get in her saying his con.

44:40

Okay. I was saying I love you in Romancing the Stone. I'll

44:42

fucking damn it. Oh man, I... Let me out

44:44

of here. Okay. You're a

44:46

hero. Did you hear that? I'm sorry. I'm

44:49

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

44:51

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No!

44:55

You're a hero. Did you see her temples, veins

44:57

flare up? I know. Amazing.

45:00

She was a monster. I love her. You

45:02

love her? Yeah. She wanted to kill me.

45:04

The first of us, she was of... Kathy Kirk. She

45:07

did? Did she believe that? It was just

45:09

loose and starts to look too weird. She

45:11

looked a little shaggy. She looked a little

45:13

shadow-y. She's stupid, appeared together. You

45:16

should. Back to back. Just

45:18

wearing matching outfits. Ooh. Sitting

45:21

on that weird couch that you need to interview

45:23

people on. Remember that show where you had the

45:25

back to back show? Shatter? Yes. Do

45:28

you remember this, James? No. William

45:30

Shatter at a talk show? Yeah. He's had a

45:32

couple. Wait a minute. Are you

45:34

just thinking of him on the Starship Enterprise?

45:36

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm

45:39

just making up the Starship. I was just trying to

45:41

interview all those aliens. Really

45:43

slowly and dramatically. Yeah. Uh-oh.

45:47

What was that? Are we getting pulled over?

45:49

No. I think it was just... He

45:52

was flashing his lights quick. We're

45:55

on the fucking Autobahn and we're going three

45:57

miles an hour in L.A. That was amazing.

46:00

I was. Raped

46:05

over the hearing. We'll. Leave

46:07

drivers that if it's it's a huge you can

46:09

pull over when I'm. Good

46:13

with and Euro airline once again, just

46:15

don't know Delta of course. Ah,

46:20

slice. It is for oh

46:22

whoops good. It's only about two years but

46:25

you could boycott of them. Live with We

46:27

Win That was there theme song. I wondered

46:29

how are they and why are they doing

46:31

as when and then they quit using that

46:33

either would bring. I thought it was a

46:35

great time with bated net that that what

46:38

the. How the fuck

46:40

you over v A mic

46:42

on a bleak Airlines will

46:44

periodically like. Ruined. My life

46:46

of the reply you get but I

46:48

realized it only last about two years

46:50

before some other airline takes the place.

46:52

Use them for a long time you

46:55

had as what you only have room

46:57

for. One should work to see their

46:59

lives and users are cutting out. Always

47:01

travel to you for a longer time.

47:03

Yeah you have beef with Turkish Airlines

47:05

for a while. don't was nabbed correct.

47:08

I would like to see them like

47:10

they're consistently. It's

47:12

all the advertising I regret Nothing except

47:14

as effective as I can never Hurt

47:17

was better than admitting his or he

47:19

did about the proud of the genocide

47:21

reward for it. But

47:24

his damn ball as beautiful as time of

47:26

year you got it meant that good. Hear

47:29

about that were as it's. Just

47:32

it's good. I

47:35

hope that you make people laugh in Atlanta and.

47:39

I have that improv just oh

47:41

is this is is this design

47:43

off precipitously? I would. I do

47:45

enjoy the you're Right. I hope

47:47

you're happy with the same. I

47:50

am. I'm proud. Yeah, I'm

47:53

still didn't get it. Did you feel

47:55

like that since we're on that last

47:57

comic standing around the same time and

47:59

you. When on and because. Of

48:02

limit what happened with i can't even

48:04

remember. did you like when that know

48:07

I'm going in abu know. I

48:09

got into the final round riders the talk

48:11

to him in that was up until that

48:14

point it was the judges in a couple

48:16

of producers going. To like.

48:19

And. Then. Top Ten that's with

48:21

America. Got to vote on the phone

48:23

survey units and as soon as America

48:25

cut away and I was the first

48:27

person they got rid of as a

48:29

fault line opened up to American disguise.

48:32

Fuck outta here. I'm sorting

48:34

for someone I'm voting against. The

48:36

server it's called the vote again is

48:38

it I'm you can do you hadn't

48:40

had you been doing stand up that

48:42

much before That was kinda new to

48:44

it as thirty am. Really? yeah I

48:47

would. mainly. Of

48:50

course, that's all that. So. Sick

48:54

cater to a tv show that as a contest

48:56

about stand up. For

48:58

students, acts know that's amazing Know

49:00

I'm I'm I'm commending you. It's

49:03

highly commendable. I worked. On that season.

49:06

And. I cannot leave you

49:08

remove comedy then. The. I

49:11

knew as Imperial every time he did

49:13

this. Notes for you know, Amazing. Hey

49:17

guys, the moral authority is Andre. You are

49:19

terrific. Yeah, Say that the Emily Blunt,

49:21

Any of these two clowns. I'm sorry that

49:23

I was. All these people. sit next to

49:25

your well I send have led most

49:27

of those lunatics and. To Chris

49:30

Yeah, You

49:32

were twelve so that the really

49:34

early seditious you for a job

49:36

you want to. Measure

49:40

valued road background. Ally

49:45

that this and okay with

49:47

a month later, the. You

49:50

want to go back out into onto

49:52

Airport Boulevard. You

49:55

know, acts of of Sydney? Really?

49:57

all you're starving or and I?

49:59

I'm sorry. Like know your

50:01

ticket, anything about our lives matter of and

50:03

signing off guy is going to live as

50:05

a great trip they saw about. I enjoy

50:07

your. Device

50:10

That was really I have to see against sorry last

50:12

time I saw you as picking fights at a pool

50:14

party. He. Was. Like

50:18

oh the bullies you are a

50:20

lot Bone cancer. That I was telling

50:22

you about that angelo mean look how great that

50:24

a little that's. Terrific! Yes, I love it. I

50:26

love a bearded baby. Yeah, you never see

50:28

him in real life. You have to resort

50:30

to t shirts. To

50:33

buy for. The funny thing about

50:35

thought the first got you made

50:37

a list of pocket podcast like

50:39

can arise. Submit This is. Something.

50:44

Special to our listeners would We drove off

50:47

with. Ah

50:50

is terrific. That was scary. That was almost

50:52

like those actual people visited the I know

50:54

the actual for dairy real it was very

50:57

real. Isn't that. Amazing.

51:01

One. Last device. Around

51:05

that us he was molested.

51:07

assess the like I was

51:09

molested. Is

51:11

he coming back? He says isn't Isn't that not?

51:13

I'm not telling entails out of the season. Acts

51:17

as a hobby but the don't sit silent is.

51:20

Sleeping. Time to the fact that

51:23

I was molested and Sway says

51:25

I've never heard of my purpose

51:27

own. Sounds a little like Wallace

51:29

Shawn card Death you know James

51:31

makes it look easy. Video is

51:33

not that was turret. What a

51:35

group that with her enjoyable time.

51:38

Now here's the thing. Couldn't I

51:40

try to control my. Ridiculous.

51:42

Laughter and I can't do. I didn't

51:44

tell me and it makes it tickles

51:47

me. Language: Snorkeling Do Not Hear. Me

51:49

snorting like a character on The

51:51

Muppets. I just really, I got.

51:56

That last I like steadily it when

51:58

you don't have. Im im

52:01

with the character slow

52:03

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52:05

okay. I will do

52:08

like the one of them as

52:10

beans and directors characters' generic ergo.

52:12

Block. And.

52:17

It's kind of. Our characters

52:19

are welcome. To. Come in

52:21

and then it's gonna. An intelligent they are

52:23

one from and then they're welcome to get

52:25

launched out whenever we see said the and

52:27

that was really nice. A lot of people

52:29

out the car and a high rate of

52:32

speed and I mean really only picked up

52:34

intestines. I can't believe I talked about Gary

52:36

Busey kid see some of worst idea ever

52:38

had yet messages on and the back of

52:40

the had i i mean he couldn't their

52:42

said restaurants in the what's the weirdest thing

52:44

you've ever said it was a lever new.

52:46

In a in a celebrity panic. I

52:51

I I think just when I jogged on

52:53

the beach. Best James Brolin in the hospital

52:55

and sorry that the Away from Goonies yeah

52:58

and a few other movies that are good

53:00

set. And I said. As

53:03

I thought it was. But

53:06

he knew that's what we're heading. Sandwiched

53:09

in between two shuttle bus, I was

53:11

an exciting visual that you've missed out

53:13

on my L here. It's

53:16

to it was just embarrassing clearly was me

53:18

thinking I knew him send him nodding and

53:20

acknowledgement of like you don't know me by

53:23

you think you know when you look different

53:25

in his head was shaved need shorter than

53:27

I thought is a little. Guy

53:30

everyone is yeah yeah there's a timeline

53:32

that gets a lot acting markets their

53:35

fire. Seven they're very time. I don't

53:37

know why that's the case sized Amazon.

53:39

I think you're doing five five he

53:41

was. He was my height read your

53:43

though. Giant hands I didn't look at

53:45

those hands of is like a he

53:47

was home to pancakes. It's manly have

53:50

been up to snuff more manly. The

53:52

differences in a street. By.

53:54

Of are less the specific screams from

53:56

the corner. Oh really, we're going to

53:59

college screams from. Coroner and from

54:01

the Corner it's our version of

54:03

a shoutout. less in your face

54:05

I'd put a need some name

54:07

the we. The

54:09

people who he says as a last

54:11

week. It.

54:15

Was so happy page which. Meeting.

54:18

Or have the earth though he can't decide the need of

54:20

than the things you know for the things you know. Know

54:22

I just for down new names of people

54:25

who either and they heard it like the

54:27

heat is sorry what up. Yeah hers

54:29

is the new people acting and

54:31

will will give them a be

54:33

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54:35

in your hand writing so it's

54:37

hard for me not and I'm

54:39

not that muslim men as was

54:41

like you and as bad as

54:43

as I bring full time than

54:46

I'll tell you how brutal murder

54:48

only was one of my sweet

54:50

arm and this week a specific

54:52

administers add Mister Yi to you

54:54

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55:00

of king Young. Ah, In in

55:02

a he said something specific words like it's like it's

55:04

in the current with us Which is that's right. I

55:06

think that's a sweet way of. Saying.

55:09

That that. Get. It

55:11

then he like that the i like

55:13

as thousand i'm sorry those who say

55:15

on that comment like. That.

55:18

Part I like an idea that people would

55:20

feel like the fourth. Passenger rail is

55:22

not or tend to find a

55:24

new deck that aside from the

55:27

variety so we didn't name is

55:29

all we wanted you to feel

55:31

traumatized by effect. Gary Busey as

55:33

much as we are. ah as

55:35

zombie babies. yeah that's all that's

55:37

games. new handle his are tricky

55:39

though. it's been great to me.

55:41

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nine Knives or Ninety nine nine

55:46

ninety nine nine nine I get

55:48

as as like the last balloons

55:50

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55:52

are the opposite of balloons. And of course,

55:54

don't vargas again helping us out where I

55:56

think that's it for us. We're heading back

55:59

to L A. Just in case someone

56:01

needs a pack of yeah we're gonna, we're in

56:03

a different set of beliefs and the if it

56:05

if it wasn't for three me So you to

56:07

say if you. Want to subscribe on I tunes

56:10

and give us a review? All that stuff that

56:12

I would help. The morbid

56:14

you get have that they give

56:16

you things are they make you

56:18

laugh dealer. And you start earning money

56:21

eventually. I mean, you are a murmur years

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or something more those up there. a spring

56:25

in your stuff that's all we're asked and

56:27

then a natural spring in your bachelors. For

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the price of reading a child every day,

56:32

you could listener puts you on a bus

56:34

the money at home. So we all do

56:36

have a broker Tv and or Vcr Tv

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to. Repair Repair Child.

56:42

I have a Sally Struthers robotic arm

56:44

that needs reserve out of here with

56:46

us or she was like a there

56:48

seems to. Be struthers,

56:50

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56:53

so sad that seventy and. Summer. So

56:55

it's such a long time. Gallows do

56:58

not. a disease gone now. so

57:00

so so silica to present keep

57:02

doing that for like a few

57:04

hours. My decision and. At

57:07

all. Nothing is real. It's real.

57:09

No issue is up. I. Have a

57:11

little bit. as a heady I was that the

57:13

birthday party for too long and now I've laugh

57:15

and have it can be. On the i

57:17

am I die I feel that way to

57:20

I'm a little like filled with energy but

57:22

it's not usable and and also I have

57:24

a bit of a headache. Yes, although

57:26

I love Jesse Ventura, I love that impression of

57:28

doesn't Matter so much that the fact that he

57:31

knew my the didn't want to know my name,

57:33

Know that. Would guarantee Georgia You said

57:35

and clear. and what's your name?

57:37

yeah specific. Times

57:40

it's. Amazing and brilliant.

57:42

That was a great guess. I'm

57:45

glad we did it. Say

57:49

about next. Time I drive. Get.

57:55

You did, Or. Discomfort.

58:01

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58:12

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58:17

on you. The

58:21

you know as a new. Moon.

59:02

Mother. Fucker

59:08

with carrot and crests.