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2:33

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looking for somewhere more dimly lit for

2:38

the full effect. This is as

2:40

creepy as possible for you. Well,

2:42

yeah, start with the normal stuff.

2:45

What's in the bag, give it to us now. Oscar

2:49

Montoya, everyone. Put your hands together.

2:51

Yeah! Yeah! Hi, Oscar.

2:53

Thanks for doing this with us. Thanks for having

2:55

me. What a blast. Nice car. Oh,

2:57

thank you. I have to get rid of it. You

2:59

have to get rid of it? Why? Because

3:02

Elon Musk is a straight up nadhi. There's

3:04

just no... You

3:07

can't laugh it off. Have

3:09

you thought about... And I've seen this, it's

3:11

always fun to me. There

3:14

was a Bentley that put a Honda

3:16

emblem on it. Which

3:19

is kind of the opposite. And

3:21

I would see it all the time in Venice.

3:23

It was really funny to me that that person

3:25

did that. Because it was a beautiful car. And

3:27

then they're like, it'd be funny if I pretended...

3:31

You could do that. You could just put

3:33

a Volkswagen logo on it. Perfect.

3:36

Yeah, just like everybody. Just...

3:39

Yeah. I feel like, no, you're the one

3:41

that doesn't understand. I am not a white

3:43

supremacist. I decide whether or not I am.

3:45

Well, then maybe don't put Volkswagen. That was a bad

3:48

example. Okay, that's a

3:50

worst case scenario. I

3:52

think that people would get what

3:55

you're saying though. If you covered it up. It'd

3:57

be like, okay, I get it. Then you're like,

3:59

oh, here. The horde know that not ones

4:01

that do. You have good and cards

4:03

or about Elvis we realize our hearts

4:06

are bad. I wrote as a caliphate

4:08

stickers out there is a key on

4:10

average is that how well as right

4:12

many were I pee on all the

4:14

cars assist the this about the we

4:17

need to search for twenty Twenty four

4:19

that for we all have. A

4:22

source who are old and showers for the car.

4:25

Is out of high school soccer game or is it a

4:27

little sucker? It is. It's like a

4:30

high school. the have a game

4:32

every single night of feel like

4:34

a semi yard allow other. They

4:36

are loud and they love to

4:38

sing song. Really all that soccer

4:40

know. Turn turn out

4:42

for a while so I'm.

4:45

Of. Flowers, Miley Cyrus I heard on

4:47

like this doesn't feel like a high

4:49

school. Ah, so now it is. It

4:51

just seems Volumes Legacy Sounds. Great.

4:56

But now we're mother ever heard before

4:58

he that in the car we're talking

5:00

about your neighborhood, but it was saying

5:02

the beautiful. Would

5:05

I would said style of the floor

5:07

and Victorian are hardly an gasol. Yes

5:09

they are. Yes, Victorian houses the others

5:11

a bunch of beautiful houses here I'm

5:13

very close by. The base shots odd

5:15

So charms yeah they have the outside

5:17

to I've never. My friends was visiting

5:20

from Chicago and she was like you

5:22

gotta take me to the chances you

5:24

know like okay Numbers himself says the

5:26

i wouldn't either. By yeah I go

5:28

to what I assume is the terms

5:30

houses. I'm like okay this kind of

5:33

big and spooky. She's taking pictures

5:35

of it snowed on a week the

5:37

next day as when she flies back

5:39

to sit home, she's like Oscars that

5:41

wasn't trying to say why this is.

5:43

I mean this is. Why is it so? did

5:45

you just gonna make it appear like of? Must be that little.

5:47

I googled I was like terms House and it

5:49

showed me the address I want and it's actually

5:51

the house that was next door yelling. As impressive

5:54

as the house that we saw it's I would

5:56

like. The Me that

5:58

Zero Zero Zero talking about exactly

6:00

where I live in an eye.

6:02

When I do cameos I drive

6:04

around and I gave gave a

6:06

tour of these houses says that

6:08

thriller house which says spends right

6:10

burnt I think from arson I'd

6:12

at but someone. Every time

6:14

I drive by there's like a quivering. Curtain

6:17

and there's out someone that lives

6:20

in there that doesn't turn on

6:22

any lights. Really? why did they

6:24

buy it then? Ah she's good

6:27

songs now I see snow. I

6:29

say say that if you don't

6:31

want people taking fiction writer allow

6:33

right on that street or a

6:36

renovated beautiful houses beautiful like one

6:38

as all black with like gothic

6:40

there so I think that's the

6:43

one I took pictures of the

6:45

yeah that street is. Is the

6:47

street that both the most Victorian

6:49

beautiful home assigned as a plaque

6:51

on? Isn't there was yeah And

6:53

and hitching post for horses? That

6:55

may or said like horses heads

6:58

You know because downtown people used

7:00

to ride horses to work. sure

7:02

come home to their draft the

7:04

all the house and yell at

7:06

her family many? that's what you

7:08

should do just. By. A

7:10

horse us up mining always

7:12

I have him but be

7:14

ultimate hipster move set up

7:16

there are a simpler for

7:18

like. I've been sitting

7:20

in my neighborhood. Ah, A

7:23

lot of deeds with cowboy hats.

7:26

And end And cowboy boots? Nothing

7:28

to suggest Out: do them all

7:30

and actually just ride a horse

7:33

Sun Sun City. Know.

7:35

What are people going to say? They. Have say

7:37

shit. A heavily sedated. You're.

7:39

Writing utensil instead. That's what you're.

7:42

Saying there's so many Tesla The Los

7:44

Angeles Slick just as I. It's nice

7:46

to know that there's like twenty thousand

7:48

people also in this very awkward position

7:50

and blaze, what are you fucking nazi

7:52

that They're right there. Yeah. Hair

7:55

and he's guilty as an eye

7:57

on as everyone thought the problem.

8:00

The Day or throwing away

8:02

the battery. But no, no,

8:04

no worse problems now. Yeah,

8:06

oscar. What's. Got how was your

8:08

Thanksgiving? It was great. It was

8:10

relaxing. I spend it with a friend who

8:12

insisted on cooking everything so there was no

8:14

stress for me to like prepare any food.

8:17

And I just went to me. that's him.

8:19

That's a dream come true. I was with

8:21

and feelings of my Hussein is I? A

8:24

keyhole seems to form cooking anything my dad

8:26

and me to fall. And.

8:28

Get away with so much in my family

8:31

had bought. one is the biggest I will.

8:33

I do kinda in a position that. My

8:36

dad was a fireman and San

8:38

Francisco thing. You know how to

8:40

cope unaware our pseudo because it

8:42

had you. Yeah, because you trade

8:44

off different nights. The responsible for

8:46

Muslims food service suck. Everyone will

8:48

hate you and be means here

8:50

so you have to be good

8:53

at cooking. And basically guys learn

8:55

from the senior guys. All. The

8:57

good recipes and a good stats. So my

8:59

dad's a really good cook and then my

9:01

sister is really. Really? Good cook. So.

9:04

I just kind of sit back and like

9:06

unlike the popcorn like hey I just. Make

9:08

requests and. The

9:11

like time to get on the dream

9:13

by. that's what we want. It's pretty

9:15

nice. What about you how's your thinks

9:17

it was a I have never been

9:19

responsible for the for at night. swear

9:21

I'm not. Doing. It on

9:23

purpose, but I I ate. I did

9:26

the wrong thing where I didn't. Prepare.

9:29

My stomach the last test

9:31

where they had I. Really

9:34

was having problems in a gas as

9:36

a guest. ah I. I talk too

9:38

much about medical things I'm trying to

9:40

and void the specifics but we all

9:43

know what happened. I.

9:46

I had a lot of problem by

9:48

doesn't know either of us. I'm not

9:50

into this a marvel. did I do

9:52

that say ah I do that thing.

9:54

Where am I to the me to

9:57

lead start about diarrhea and idea I'm

9:59

sorry. the near ready to

10:01

start dinner we have the wireless of

10:03

the best friend says okay but it

10:05

was the that lot of on. And.

10:08

Still have left overs. I got

10:10

this. That's the one saying I.

10:13

Usually. You don't get when you're a

10:15

gas is sent home with left over. I'm

10:17

really. Than. Is my stored This year I've

10:19

been eating. Thanksgiving. To

10:21

skirt. The. All. Week now

10:24

for the rest of ear. Problems

10:27

like a dead deer in

10:29

my lot in freezer. more

10:31

turkey. Turkey is.

10:35

Love. I love thanks to. I really

10:37

love Thanksgiving as a holiday to do. More.

10:40

For me, absolutely no sense

10:42

whatsoever. That. A little.

10:44

the. Thanksgiving. Dinner

10:46

meal. I can eat that once a

10:49

week. Guess I attend. Favorite. What is

10:51

your favorite thing? Seeming like. This. Are

10:54

you a Turkey Creek? Are you like

10:57

a sides person? You. Know what I

10:59

am it. It's sad. It's basically a

11:01

combination that I'm a combo both makes

11:03

a person by person. Oh yeah, and

11:05

I. Then I do that until my

11:08

stomach explodes because you just keep making

11:10

the perfect by any get in, you

11:12

resign it and get a better. And

11:14

then you have a bite of your

11:16

roller or what. I'm here are just

11:19

different shades of bays and I the

11:21

at the and the and the only

11:23

thing that breaks through is the thing

11:25

I did test which is that cylinder

11:27

pro that gelatinous cranberry mail like most

11:29

the ground have that. I love it. We

11:31

that's we have to have that. I'm sorry.

11:34

I'm sorry to say Chris, your the

11:36

odd person out here. Yeah, I also

11:38

love Georgia. What's wrong with me? It's

11:40

a deal breaker. I don't like the

11:43

juice. If someone spent some new nine

11:45

hundred. do I do some other versatile

11:47

of the U S know I had

11:49

hermit crabs and better. thirty years because

11:52

I say that what is birds at

11:54

all. Ah, example. Like

11:56

every other since then, blame.

11:58

it only has since that thing

12:00

past the point of Spider-Man. You can

12:02

get any kind. I know and I guess my

12:07

opinion changed on it when I stopped

12:09

drinking copious amounts of vodka with it.

12:13

I have

12:15

had when someone's really gets creative

12:18

and knows what they're doing with cranberry

12:20

like where there's twigs in it and

12:23

stuff I like that. I'm

12:25

sorry twigs? You know where it's full

12:27

cranberry berries? With the shells and

12:29

no. No that's shooting out. That's

12:31

a bad decision. You guys so

12:33

you're arguing rather than for homemade

12:35

cranberry sauce you want the gelatinous

12:38

cylinder from a can. Did the crime lock

12:40

me up? There it is. But it's

12:42

shaped like a can. You slice

12:44

it on the can lines. So

12:47

here's eight thin pieces and now here's a

12:49

big fat piece in the milk because that's

12:51

what the can shape like. Do you

12:53

use a can? No I don't like it. I

12:56

know our listeners are all saying that

12:58

most people are on my side right now. Absolutely

13:02

not. Let's get a poll going. Please

13:04

we're going to we're gonna work social media

13:07

for this one episode unlike we

13:09

ever have before. We're

13:11

going to post a poll. And

13:13

I've never I guess found like the combination

13:15

I don't need it as a condiment like

13:17

where it's like oh I need a little

13:20

cranberry on my turkey. I think other people

13:22

if I did that I would want it

13:24

but I just it's all beige all day. Really?

13:27

Yeah like a like a group

13:29

of people in a cult. What's

13:32

your favorite food Chris? Food.

13:34

Oh boy. I mean

13:36

I think and if

13:39

I'd hate to just steer away from

13:43

Thanksgiving meals but I do believe

13:45

it's ramen. Oh

13:48

yeah I'm a hot soup

13:50

guy. Oh my gosh. I

13:52

know that's surprising. I would

13:54

say that when I need

13:57

something brought to my house and I realize there's

13:59

no food it's my go-to. I

14:01

like... Oscar, what's

14:03

your go-to when you need hot food

14:05

and brought to your house? When I

14:07

need hot food and brought to my

14:09

house, I'm a Thai food sort of

14:12

person. I like a

14:14

pat... I'm

14:19

a basic noodle guy. A pat

14:21

tsu or a pat thai is

14:23

always my go-to. It's delicious. What

14:25

about you? My neighbor and our

14:27

neighborhood go to its tai, home-storant?

14:29

Of course! What

14:32

a great name! I love it

14:34

there. It's not a house-storant, it's

14:36

a home-storant. It's a home-storant. Did

14:38

I say house-storant? No, no. It's

14:40

like the old thing. This house-storant,

14:42

let's make this house-storant a home-storant.

14:44

That's right. That's right. That was

14:46

their mission state. I love it. And

14:48

there's no one ever there. No one ever

14:50

there. I feel like I'm the only person

14:52

ever there. Yes. I'm like, is this a

14:54

front for something? They're always happy to see

14:57

me. If it's a front, I want it.

14:59

I'll be a lookout. Just give me free

15:01

noodles. You can meal for those people if

15:03

you care so much about their cooking. I

15:05

like Thai food because you

15:09

can be doing all the

15:11

carbs of Chinese food, but you're telling

15:13

yourself you're getting all these vegetables. Oh

15:15

my God, you're totally right. Just because

15:17

there's something leafy resting on top. Right.

15:20

Yeah, there's some sliced up carrots. So you're

15:22

like, oh my God, I'm practically vegan. Yeah.

15:24

My brain does a trick where it's

15:27

like, oh, you're eating healthy because it's

15:29

not Chinese food. Yeah. Weird.

15:31

Being a weird, what is

15:34

this? Frozen and Encanto Disney on Ice?

15:37

Oh, you. Are you seeing this? This

15:39

is new Disney. You have a podcast

15:41

where you talk about Disney heaters. Yes.

15:43

Wait, wait. Talk to us about that.

15:45

Okay. When I moved

15:47

to Los Angeles, I was very, um,

15:50

I'll say it weirded out by Disney

15:52

adults. I just, I don't

15:54

really, I didn't get it. I was

15:56

a little ass holders. What's going on

15:59

here. Because I'm from New York. So and like

16:01

Disney people there's not a

16:03

lot of Disney adults in New York There's

16:05

not a lot of Disney vibes in New

16:07

York exactly Yeah, that's actually anti New York

16:09

vibes in my opinion. I agree. I agree

16:11

It's so when I moved here I was

16:13

a little weirded out by Disney adults and

16:15

I was like I also I was

16:18

raised in Columbia in South America

16:20

So I missed the big

16:22

Disney craze of the 90s. I wasn't I

16:24

didn't grow up with like Hercules or etc,

16:26

etc Um, so

16:29

I've only seen two Disney movies ever

16:31

Oh, wow, my friend

16:34

Claire who's the co-host took

16:36

me to Disneyland to

16:38

be like, huh, right? And I was like,

16:41

okay, this is kind of cute. Okay, but

16:43

I don't understand any of these reference. Oh,

16:45

wow. That's amazing So I was like, why

16:47

don't we just start a podcast where I

16:49

watch every single day? I love it I

16:52

love knowing that that I that's amazing. Yes

16:54

any appreciation I have for Disneyland It's just

16:56

me remembering going on the Pirates of the

16:58

Caribbean ride or whatever as a kid and

17:01

I'm nostalgic for it Right and when you

17:03

go into the Tarzan treehouse, which used to

17:05

be the Swiss family Robinson one I have

17:07

vivid memories of being in there as a

17:09

kid. It was really important to me That

17:13

being said I am NOT a Disney adult

17:15

and do not call me that. Okay, it's

17:17

okay But

17:19

you I love that you're starting from

17:21

scratch. Yeah Well, I we watched

17:23

all of them Oh, you didn't

17:25

complete we finished this and we watched

17:27

every Pixar and we watched every single

17:30

Disney Channel original movie as well Oh

17:32

my feature a fan taser. The first

17:34

feature is Snow White. Oh, really? The

17:38

very first animated feature film

17:40

ever it is. Yeah. Yeah.

17:42

Okay Wow, never been done before

17:44

people called while Disney a cookie crazy

17:46

man. Oh, we're doing it. We're doing

17:48

it No for freezing his head His

17:53

frozen head directed It

17:56

was the original premise of frozen

18:00

They were, but uh... I said that's too

18:02

scary for girl. Yeah, alright, girl. Beautiful pair.

18:04

Yeah, yeah. Originally pitched as Frozen Head. I

18:10

fully agree with you and I have

18:12

known several Disney adults in

18:14

my life and at least one

18:16

of them was also a sociopath.

18:19

So... Yeah. It is a strong vibe, isn't

18:21

it? It's a strong vibe and it

18:23

also, um, for

18:26

a couple of them I was just kind of like,

18:29

this to me feels like I

18:31

had a friend who was obsessed with Star Wars and

18:33

he was like, when I was 8

18:35

years old I got brought to Star Wars and

18:37

halfway through the film broke. And so I'm now

18:39

obsessed with it because I can't get that very

18:41

back and that's his whole life

18:44

but he knows it. Interesting. He's fully aware

18:46

of it. I feel like Disney adults have

18:49

no idea what the problem is and they

18:51

don't want to know and they're upset if

18:53

you say that could possibly be why.

18:55

Yes. Wow. You

18:58

know? I mean like, there's

19:00

like rings, right? It's like Dante's Inferno, right?

19:02

Sure. And there's like the

19:04

Disney adults who like are the cis

19:08

heterosexual couples that go there that were

19:10

like, I'm his and she's mine, sort

19:12

of like Mickey Mouse, finger

19:15

glove pointing thing which is... And

19:17

here's the curse of embroidery on

19:19

our hats. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Oh

19:21

wow. And then

19:23

you have, you know, the Disney Gaze which

19:26

is another, you know... Oh yeah. It's

19:28

a scene? Oh, it's a... It

19:30

is a scene, an aggressive scene.

19:32

It's gay men in

19:35

their 30s, usually

19:37

bearish bearded... I

19:40

love it. Who like just live at Disneyland

19:43

and it freaks me out, you

19:45

know. Because of the plush clad

19:47

mascots, do you think any

19:49

furries go there? I'm sure. They must.

19:52

Snake and some cuddles. But I don't

19:54

think those costumes are furry. I

19:56

Mean, I don't know if they get that. They All

19:58

have a Dennis Cementus. That's. Why up on

20:00

him? I don't

20:02

know interests you have to really look at

20:05

Saddam Fell. By. This seamless

20:07

and easy to access. Most

20:09

the kids don't know. A

20:13

to assess assess still sit

20:15

in the opposite. It's easiest

20:17

way to get into the

20:19

costume knowing when you're right

20:22

it's like some how much

20:24

for. Like. Quantifies.

20:27

You have for little fully dependent

20:29

of long overdue the local people.

20:31

Will pop up now and it's about. I

20:34

don't I don't know. I'd love to hear

20:36

that. True thinking about the goes.

20:39

Into thinking there is a reason

20:41

was able to say that would

20:43

because I recently accidentally slip into

20:45

and top little. Little.

20:47

Children dressed as characters at Disneyland

20:49

Being spotted by the character. they're

20:51

dressed down. Yeah, did I love

20:53

and that is both. The most

20:55

immediate doesn't mean crying for no

20:57

reason. Like the weirdest thing, that

20:59

a basically spoke too much time

21:01

watching. and now the algorithm things

21:03

are fucking love it. Yeah, so

21:05

I do. It's almost like incident,

21:07

so substance. Now things that doesn't

21:09

adults. because maybe I have a

21:12

part of an inside. My gosh you

21:14

can be gonna have a dormant g

21:16

idea for writing to get aggravated version

21:18

or in traffic right now we're we're

21:20

going to have a hard edged to

21:22

us. But by the

21:24

of when my nieces are now in

21:27

their first year college when we'd they

21:29

dress like little princesses and you can

21:31

go to Disneyland and they get a

21:34

meet. All. The princess's yeah

21:36

me it is. They were freaking

21:38

out yet like a big it

21:40

is the coolest. Thing. That

21:42

I I would think I wouldn't appreciate. But

21:44

once you see it, it's like all this

21:47

is pretty. It is. It's merely never forgets

21:49

of. I think that's based on when

21:51

my nieces like five me brought her

21:53

to Disneyland or Sex and she was

21:55

incessant. There is a good Tinkerbell Tv

21:57

so that had a bunch. Of the other.

22:00

Drink. Or valve and like The Harvest and

22:02

there was all these other theories and

22:04

nice. Loved the like. Dorothy.

22:06

Bitchy one that was like a bitch.

22:08

He indicated. On twitter and

22:10

around should we. Went.

22:13

Without mine to go see Tinkerbell.

22:16

We. Turned a corner and you're waiting for a

22:18

while. We turned a corner. And that the

22:20

did she very was standing there

22:22

any like it was know. If.

22:25

Any of us were in like the girl. She certainly. Turn

22:28

Afford or and Brad Pitt was like

22:30

holding some bread. It was absolutely like

22:32

she was stunning. She wasn't ready.

22:34

I like it was like she

22:37

was like ah and then this

22:39

girl playing that character get like

22:41

literally. Cross your arms. Like how she

22:44

doesn't the clinton. Was like to play

22:46

the part she did. I see us

22:48

and so. There. Wasn't a moment

22:50

weren't Nora was disappointed of like oh

22:52

I guess as his the girl dressed

22:54

like it was like suddenly that sorry

22:56

really was there. Yeah kind of busy

22:58

to normal but in a sweet like

23:00

Winky. Way if. The.

23:02

It is beautiful. There's attest to that

23:04

but as there are two these actors.

23:07

But the point is there are adults

23:09

that also still get trapped into that

23:11

magic where they believe. since nine Eleven

23:13

female flown. I since is a part of

23:15

it. may be the appreciation for how loads.

23:18

And. Loads. Dedicated to

23:20

them and to provide and

23:23

that of school law. Yeah.

23:26

I like you're right, That kind of

23:28

like a sense of escape that. Snow

23:30

Child is disappointed on our

23:32

grounds kind of fantasy. Yeah,

23:35

navy. Yard. Is that

23:37

is. It just makes me go. What?

23:40

Disappointed. You so badly. That you need

23:43

to be doing them. Get

23:46

hired, go to the movies like other. Side

23:49

of the like oh yeah Barbie, I

23:51

let us know a lot cheaper citizens

23:54

This I mean yeah if someone is

23:56

a pass holder I'm like how do

23:58

you deal with the. There's never a

24:00

day where it's not. Maybe I'm in

24:02

a house and but I can't deal

24:04

with the. I've web where

24:07

I've only gone purposefully when it's raining.

24:10

The only time. Will

24:13

Do. You typically do as apart when you're there. Are

24:16

you rides percent? Do you like people? I

24:18

love people. You. Can tell us how

24:20

the podcast the Currencies Helsing funded by.

24:22

The last. One,

24:25

I love it. I love that

24:27

sudden I always keep doing it

24:29

that can zed eyes hard for

24:31

me to some and class and

24:34

I am a ride per. I'm

24:36

very much like the Indiana Jones

24:38

ride where there's an actor had

24:40

site or is a giant rolling

24:43

rock isn't running. I. Was

24:45

trying to my Harrison Ford. Ah

24:47

downstairs me That. I'm

24:51

still a simple but I have

24:53

not Every time I've been there

24:55

the haunted mansion is closed. Now

24:57

he has. A

24:59

ghost mishap. I know, Never

25:02

been on at such not field. Would

25:04

say no ban on my frog and

25:06

toad wild ride or yes when I

25:08

go to hell and. It's

25:11

insists an understated South Slope. not

25:13

in the movie at all, you

25:15

know. I went to the right.

25:17

Right first and I was like oh

25:19

I'm excited to watch this Disney movie

25:21

they're going to so help not in

25:23

the movie at all. Week. Embarrass

25:26

a what is the movie? It's

25:28

part. It's okay. So ago he

25:30

was something missing is how dry

25:32

So it's part of a ah

25:34

i'm. Of. A

25:36

package film which is a movie cause

25:38

this is during the wartime. where does

25:41

he was? did not have any money

25:43

to be creative. A bunch of shorts

25:45

and package them together. And release

25:47

them as feature films. Movies like

25:49

Fun Of Fancy Free, Ah, I'm.

25:52

The. Or Toads Wild Ride and

25:54

make a buck crane like those were all

25:56

packets together. So really it's it's part of

25:58

the when in the Willows. Short? Oh

26:00

yeah. But. No.

26:03

Mention of how. Old

26:06

does not die in well as the

26:08

lot like them. Stephen King book that

26:10

has Shawshank Redemption and Stand By manage

26:12

but they're short exactly that a go

26:14

at I do. They really going out

26:17

on a limb. Silva

26:19

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28:02

you're welcome. When did you move? I

28:05

moved here in 2015. And

28:08

I was sort of, I'm from New York, so I reluctantly

28:11

moved here for work. Oh, when you were a

28:13

kid, when did you move to New York? Like

28:15

when did... Oh, well, I moved

28:17

to the US when I was 12 years

28:19

old. Oh, really? Wow. From

28:22

Colombia. And, yeah, I mean, I'm from a village

28:25

in South America. It's

28:27

Palmyra. It's called Palmyra. And

28:30

we had no paved roads. It was

28:32

very much like, okay,

28:34

this is a village. So when I

28:36

moved to America, I moved to Queens

28:39

in New York. Holy

28:41

shit. And the craziest thing for me, I

28:44

remember being 12 and

28:47

freaking out that people had their lights on during the

28:49

day. Oh, wow. That to me

28:51

was something that was like insane. Yeah. I'm

28:53

like, what do you mean you have your lights on when

28:55

the sun is out? You losers. You

28:58

weirdo. Yeah, you were right. Yeah, you were.

29:00

Just wasting light. Yeah. You

29:02

were wasting energy. So as

29:04

a kid that is making that adjustment, like,

29:06

were you just... Because, like, for example, it

29:08

makes me think of I went to school

29:10

with a girl who grew up

29:12

with no TV. Yes. And

29:15

on Monday morning, after the weekend, all

29:17

we do is stand in circles and talk about

29:19

the TV shows we liked and whatever. And she

29:21

just wasn't a part of it and just was

29:23

checked out. And I was always like... But sometimes

29:25

she'd just stand there and be like, yeah, yeah,

29:27

whatever. And it's like, did you have

29:30

to spend a lot of time just, like,

29:33

kind of faking it or did you, like, actually say,

29:35

I don't know what that is. What is that? Should

29:38

I walk? Oh, I like... So when I was 12

29:40

years old, I was going through puberty. I

29:42

didn't speak the language and I was gay as hell.

29:44

So I stood out. Oh, I love it. So

29:47

I was like, okay, as a

29:50

little immigrant kid, I need to find

29:52

a way to assimilate to American society.

29:55

And the best and easiest way to do that

29:57

was just consuming media. I Still

29:59

do that to this. I'm like

30:01

and short circuit city. That's the.

30:04

Only number five hundred or so, not from

30:06

Wisconsin. Three. Assists.

30:10

One my favorite movies of all time

30:12

is Earth Girls Are Easy To Saddam

30:14

which is with Saw: Jeff Goldblum, Tina

30:17

Davis. Thank you Julie Brown, Jim Carrey,

30:19

Damon Wayans and it's about Aliens Living

30:21

in Los Angeles in the eighties isn't

30:24

and I was very much like okay,

30:26

I'm going to absorb I'm an alien

30:28

and I'm absorbing. Everything there is no

30:31

about. American culture because the only

30:33

I we've had a T V in Colombia

30:35

Blues black and white and we only. I.

30:38

Watched only two shows. Up

30:40

to American shows. One of them is

30:42

best hitchhiker. oh you're kidding? Yes and

30:45

he wants night. Oh no no no.

30:47

didn't even get the original my own

30:49

a cell phone or they're nowhere in

30:51

leather jackets. The own even get to

30:54

see him run. Yes and everything was

30:56

like a little paranormal. There's been a

30:58

paranormal artists and that's what I thought

31:01

America was like. I was like okay,

31:03

cool off them every was a leather

31:05

jacket. They're either shooting each other or

31:07

to their spouses or I gotta be.

31:10

Our tonight's they don't have the hall

31:12

said. Next. Know they

31:14

never there was. they were like

31:16

ghost hunters. And they were ghost

31:18

hunters. A beloved yes I didn't

31:20

know about. I've never spent the

31:22

evening when. I

31:25

was. Ah. so when I moved here I

31:27

was like oh my gosh, I need to.

31:29

There's like music was a big thing for

31:31

me to oversee or that's how we communicate.

31:33

Wasn't even like Tv shows like listening to

31:36

little Tamils. The thing to next to. My.

31:38

I you know, like yeah, I was just like. Fully

31:41

committed to listening to music, Watching

31:44

Mtv was my church. That's all

31:46

I did. Yeah, consume hours and

31:48

hours and hours of Mtv. And

31:51

like, Got. Rid of the

31:53

axe and as soon as I could

31:55

assist and yeah, became like a normal.

31:59

Ah, Like Guy: what's his name

32:01

in the thirty rock? High.

32:03

School kids. Hello

32:05

fellow T Yeah exactly I've I've It's

32:08

funny though because on my memory is

32:10

only go back so far as of

32:12

the day on tv started everything door

32:15

that was just how to hold of

32:17

more than yeah you know as they

32:19

you you got the important stuff. You

32:22

did the right thing Natalie when in

32:24

the eighties because I'm always eleven attack

32:26

on line and he came out. And

32:29

we were so obsessed. Like when there

32:31

were like, certainly pretty isn't nearly as

32:34

eating outside. It would be like sixteen

32:36

kids in a Tv room. This M

32:38

T. V and we would all disney

32:41

silently watching it like he was so

32:43

heavily say and so amazing to be

32:45

able to watch music and night and

32:47

like ticket in that way We were

32:50

obsessed for that. So like it isn't.

32:52

It is like main line and culture. Yes,

32:54

Absolutely. And it was the way

32:56

everyone everyone spoke through the lens

32:59

of Mtv South Arm. I.

33:01

Mean it's also like when crl start

33:03

and it was like it's haynes. Everything.

33:06

Because that was just mainline a culture.

33:09

That. Was watching all the hottest music

33:11

videos? Yeah listening to the Oven

33:13

New. Movies that were

33:15

coming out. all that you know, interviews with

33:17

people. can I found out about Harry Potter

33:20

through an interview with Stacey Rico who

33:22

sang songs Scooter we all know by heart

33:24

of a quarter or her arm and

33:26

they're like what do you read right now

33:28

and she's like a Christian artist as

33:30

his like i'm not supposed to read this

33:33

but Harry Potter and I was like

33:35

what is that I got all that great

33:37

at a Christian artist crl yeah any

33:39

sort of like minded our Christian artist like

33:41

she sang pop songs but like them

33:43

are all very wholesome. Outta arms it's.

33:46

It's like Jessica Simpson was Quantico Christian

33:48

because you know that's when she was

33:50

whole Summer games. Grant for the older

33:53

folks to describe a mean see mainstream

33:55

as the O J as bringing making

33:57

the crossover I kind of my serve

33:59

him. Stuff more Know everything.

34:01

all they entertain yourself with

34:03

has like. Ten.

34:07

I'm scared to go. Around

34:11

here, man. Every

34:15

word sleep with their wives says

34:17

ah those were the best at

34:20

it's is some of. My I

34:22

kind of. That's a hard single

34:24

at slow because. They. Have you

34:26

had to load? Really? seduce them? Sit

34:28

out for yourself. As like my sister

34:30

is the first, the teacher and she

34:32

every year has a whole comes from

34:34

Spokane. Chew on the first in school.

34:37

Speak know english and on the last in

34:39

school speak testicles and was an hour or

34:41

like. I think it's him in the things

34:43

she loves, the nurses, the pull this off

34:45

his. Old that they. Do.

34:47

They learn from each other, they absorb

34:50

and feather. And little kids are so

34:52

like. Ready to learn Jr.

34:54

But like if you're twelve you, there's

34:56

other stuff you need to worry about

34:58

an end. especially in New York City

35:00

when I mean, were you when you

35:02

were a kid? just saying and out.

35:05

In. The city. Saying. For the

35:07

first advising him he was on the. Same

35:10

anniversary but none other than that com

35:13

is because I feel just when I

35:15

visit their I feel I go I

35:17

gotta catch up with this city of

35:20

i really motivating to be there by

35:22

can I. I. Always think about

35:24

kids. I grew up now. What was

35:26

it? Liners: I was so interesting because

35:28

like. When I even in

35:30

high school. like glove side Queens and people

35:33

in New York City are so bound to

35:35

their burrow. Know, if you are from Queens,

35:37

you were never hanging out in New York

35:39

City. You were never in one hand. While

35:42

we're not from Brooklyn, you were never in

35:44

the Bronx. You hung out in Queens. You

35:46

found places to hang out in Queens. I

35:49

went to Steinway Street which is like

35:51

the cool place in put on an

35:53

offer flushing because there was a giant

35:55

arcade in Flushing in that identified Deck

35:58

Dance Revolution. Soon. My

36:00

Freaking think bless. My

36:03

past time for we would go to the

36:05

Barnes and Noble and hung out and the

36:07

occult section because I was a dark kids

36:09

you know that's what we did, that's what

36:11

we did but Israel were like oh there's

36:13

a cool thing in Manhattan. winter were like

36:15

and then and now we're from. Yeah I

36:17

got away now when one on our that

36:19

are thanks cousin. That's the one thing I

36:21

realize every time I visit their. As

36:24

as far as surface area it's not a

36:26

big you can walk a crowd of our

36:28

New York City and that a super. But.

36:31

It isn't me I you would stick to your. Yet.

36:34

Where you from Originally. Me

36:36

mom on say last month at what

36:38

was going I was it was due

36:40

to. I mean I go back now

36:42

and I feel lucky but as a

36:44

kid I was. I. Was bored

36:46

and it was lotta hanging out in

36:48

basements and and drinking to alien. And.

36:51

Snowboarding. Ah,

36:53

I am jealous that.

36:55

You grew up in New York City

36:58

of hundred it's it's It's interesting because

37:00

like for me I always felt very

37:02

jealous because I never had. That.

37:04

Sort of like I was a

37:07

small town vibes, but like for

37:09

example, Arm. And

37:11

never had lockers Ever. And. That

37:13

was like a big regret of mine. I

37:15

was like i want to go to school

37:17

where they have lockers. Oh none of the

37:19

schools I want to have blockers and I

37:21

was see or yes yes whether it's cubbies

37:23

yet either. Now from high school didn't have

37:25

a see the sports teams. In. Oh,

37:28

really like. okay well okay weird to

37:30

I didn't have that that whole like

37:32

sports culture. thanks My college didn't have

37:34

any sports and greek life was banned

37:36

in my college so we didn't have

37:38

like fraternity or sorority I think. As

37:40

for the best that absolute said. But

37:42

I like what would it be like

37:44

to go to school? You know that

37:46

source through a typical school? Yeah, lockers

37:48

and sport. You know I mean like

37:50

Friday night lights die? Yeah yeah. I

37:52

remember seeing there was when I

37:55

was like sistine. I'm on the

37:57

cover of some magazine that wasn't.

38:00

was a very famous national magazine.

38:02

I want to say that it was like on

38:04

par with Life magazine, but Life magazine was already

38:06

gone. And I'll never forget

38:08

it was like the typical American teenager and

38:10

there was this girl sitting at a table

38:12

and her mom was handing her

38:14

a muffin and she was like, had

38:16

like bangs and blond hair

38:19

and just, you know, just looked like

38:21

the typical cute white girl from 1982.

38:24

And I remember just staring at it being like,

38:27

well, that's not what I look like.

38:29

And my mom's never here in the morning to

38:31

hand me a muffin. I've never been handed

38:33

a muffin. And I was like, this one

38:35

thing that made me go insane. I

38:38

was like born into the entire culture. It's

38:40

like you never, it feels like part

38:42

of the scam is that you never feel like you're doing

38:44

it the way America does. And

38:47

also you're fixated in that thing that you

38:49

never got to do that you thought was

38:51

so essential to, for me anyways, an immigrant

38:54

kid, so essential to American culture. Yeah. Because

38:56

my whole thing was just like, oh, I'm

38:58

here in the US. I am one of

39:01

you. Right. There was always

39:03

something that was like, no, not quite.

39:05

No, no, you're a little too gay

39:08

to be an American. You're a little too brown to

39:10

be an American. You're a little too weird to be

39:12

an American. You know, so I just felt a little

39:14

like, okay. And then finally I was like, okay, fuck

39:17

this. And then here comes

39:19

2023. We're like, that's how you got

39:21

to be. That's the best way to be.

39:23

And it's probably those coping

39:26

with those things is why you're

39:28

funny. True. I mean, I

39:30

guess like the, the, I think the

39:32

requisite to be a, they were in

39:35

the right. It just was a horrifying. It's

39:37

the scariest corner in all of town. It

39:39

truly is proximity to

39:41

the same technology. Also the

39:43

vistas back. Yeah. Let's watch

39:45

an Eli Roth horror doc

39:47

or whatever. No,

39:50

but I, I, wait, what was

39:53

I totally forgot. You were talking about

39:55

the, basically,

39:57

I think with Being.

40:00

Comedians The requisite is having a

40:02

point of view, a perspective, And

40:05

I think there has to be some

40:07

self awareness and I think to being

40:10

on the outskirts of to say are

40:12

like feeling like you are not completely

40:14

a part of it sort of geared

40:16

your brain into analyzing the world and

40:19

how. Interesting. The world

40:21

works outside of your presents

40:23

and that's. To me, how

40:25

I don't. Comedy skill that I'm like,

40:27

okay, it's I'm a book. I'm able

40:30

to analyze this thing that everyone sort

40:32

of like. Takes. For granted or

40:34

just bloods, Does. On the

40:36

day to day basis. And I'm

40:38

like that's weird because perspective? Yeah,

40:40

yeah, you know that I say.

40:42

let. And

40:45

it's debt ceiling and let you don't the

40:47

day to day on the do this and

40:49

I'm. Doing. This

40:51

isn't a muffin. Okay so then and

40:53

and figure out like that stupid and

40:55

an i'm in really a little a

40:57

total as it's a friend, you are

40:59

level and then verbalize it so that

41:02

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42:35

think you know you're

42:37

welcome. Did

42:41

you start at U C B in

42:43

New York? Then I was A Here

42:45

I see I still. I took a

42:48

class in New York and I was

42:50

terrified. I was A Okay so my

42:52

stories. I was a professional dancer. That.

42:54

Was like my past life. slalom

42:56

arm and what time it it

42:59

Jazz, hip, hop, modern. It's a

43:01

matter of modern contemporary on I

43:03

still do some her buffs. I'm

43:05

buds as a dancer. I was

43:07

terrified of performing soon and especially

43:09

when I was and you know,

43:12

out in the world auditioning we

43:14

had like you know, System.

43:16

And that was like the most. Paralyzing.

43:19

Day at a new choreography but ask me

43:21

to come up with choreography. I'm a spot

43:23

advance so I would like not book anything

43:25

and I was. It was freaking me out.

43:27

I was like I need to get over

43:30

the states right now. Why? my son at

43:32

the time person Jacobs why called chopper ah

43:34

was like you stick an improv class of

43:36

I'm like no I don't think so Like

43:38

that's not really my saying. I don't know

43:40

about that. He's like no it's okay There's

43:43

all kinds of people take classes like others,

43:45

lawyers and the miss you know stayed home

43:47

parents. You take a you'll. Be fine. I

43:49

was like okay I sign upper class

43:51

and everybody was like me to be

43:53

honest. Advice though and on one my

43:55

we're gonna learn how to talk about

43:57

stuttering and I gray it. I lasts

43:59

and. But you know after that one

44:01

cause I was obsessed with the with him privately

44:03

we've already lost again that's because like you couldn't

44:06

and the I couldn't handle it l word I

44:08

was obsessed because it felt like a magic trick

44:10

to me. I'm like what do you mean you

44:12

can. Do. Whatever you want, like

44:14

how his dad will suffer two years.

44:16

I dislike. Was. The I

44:19

want to see every show. I. I.

44:21

Was just like obsessed with He studied at the

44:23

Study for you read a shot at Return to

44:25

Help or insert Yeah. All. Of his

44:27

third love. Enough effort and then after two years

44:30

I was like maybe I should go back to

44:32

like I feel I feel like may be. This

44:34

is like an obsession. I have arm and I

44:36

went back and I didn't have a place called

44:39

the People then proceed or New York and everything

44:41

sort of clicks nine for me. Ah any change

44:43

my life you know did you find your people?

44:45

They're absolutely I phone my fruits and that isn't

44:47

that about heard of. Guess it as you gotta

44:50

find your freaks no matter where you want. So

44:52

that was a big thing about moving to L

44:54

A because I had my freaks all like. Lined.

44:57

Up of squared away and attack and then

44:59

moving to L A I was like i

45:01

don't know anybody the just had a of

45:03

a printed out pieces of paper was the

45:05

photos about the previous again I'll never forget

45:07

you did you my for he did you

45:10

go to the. The. City that

45:12

reminds me of a high school and

45:14

I imagine there being lockers there but I

45:16

think it closed other way around sunset. Yeah

45:18

yes Yes! I felt like every time I

45:21

perform their just Go and Stand up been

45:23

I felt like everyone goes to school here

45:25

in their arms across. Good thing for said.

45:28

They're. Judging what I'm doing, they're not

45:30

really. I was out there specifically

45:32

the one on Franklin I always

45:34

had that summer. My best. Sand.

45:37

Of memories. Yeah. L

45:40

A. But but they seem like a

45:42

squad seem like a comedy high score

45:44

I thought. It was almost like

45:46

that audiences in a set of an

45:48

audience get always looked. To.

45:50

See as hell where it's like. Why? Are

45:52

all these people in these weird blocked

45:55

off areas? Yes. And it looked like.

45:57

It looked like the same sex. Panel

46:00

of judges that are gonna be like you

46:02

have to go to the isolation planet Oh,

46:04

I think also with it Just was like

46:06

such a quote unquote real theater space that

46:08

like the audience just felt so far away

46:10

from you Yeah, and anytime you were performing

46:12

you were like is anyone out there? Why

46:16

am I what I feel like I'm screaming into

46:18

the void the place in Franklin every everyone's like

46:20

closer you feel like okay They're fucking on the

46:23

stage. Yeah, literally on the stage grabbing your feet.

46:25

I loved it Yeah, it's great.

46:27

But the sunset place just felt

46:29

so removed. It just felt so do

46:31

you teach now with I teach at Actually,

46:35

we're about to drive past The

46:38

training center one of the

46:40

training centers at UCB. I did really

46:43

it's over here right here It's it's

46:45

it used to be a bar remember

46:47

bar classes that were hot. Yeah I

46:49

know that sort of died off what I was thinking

46:51

about the whole time because I got my hip replaced

46:53

and I Had the

46:55

tent Lee it started taking bar method. Oh

46:57

my god. So I was the only guy

47:00

in there and I felt yes That's

47:03

the training and then it got to the point where

47:05

it's like hey, you're getting good at this would It

47:08

became amazing something. I really was enjoying but then

47:11

I moved over here and that was the only

47:13

I'm like, okay eventually I got to go there.

47:15

It was funny to think would you ever do

47:17

like that way? I Don't

47:20

know that I want to take

47:22

on I am already like get

47:24

too interested in things and I'm

47:27

spread myself I think it's a bad

47:29

thing. I But I'm

47:31

weird and I have to get good at

47:33

things and I'm I have to I've I

47:35

finally quit playing billiards Cuz I was getting

47:38

all sucked into that world. No, I can't

47:40

add day. Wait, how did you get into

47:42

it? Well, it's

47:44

it's code for I was drinking too much

47:47

Yeah, little joy is right by my place

47:50

and I was going there a lot and

47:52

and I've quit drinking and so I stopped

47:54

playing pool But I

47:56

can't add dance to the myth. I do

47:58

want to go to parties I said again

48:00

though it just reminded me of you

48:03

can't though cuz the ucbs in there training

48:05

people I know you can do bar at

48:07

the ucbs. Oh, yeah With

48:10

all my characters are bar based

48:14

Here's the bar bitch, you know Perfect

48:22

Are just bar bitches All

48:24

the different bar bitches. Yeah, we've seen this guest before.

48:26

Yeah, we don't want to do the video, but here's

48:29

another bar Have you ever

48:31

thought about the bar bitch that's actually nice My

48:36

bar Instructors sent me a

48:39

birthday card would note like you

48:41

made so much progress We're so proud of

48:43

you like they were it was I was

48:46

involved with that. It was like a little

48:48

family I didn't expect it because

48:50

I just went there to deal with a Therapy

48:54

issue like yeah hip therapy. Yeah,

48:57

that's great But

49:00

for you, it's even greater because now

49:02

you're teaching but also it's so great

49:04

You're going kind of back to your

49:06

dance roots with your bar method. Yeah,

49:09

right in the room. That's of the temple The smell

49:11

is still there the bar up on

49:13

the wall. Are there any mirrored lined now? They got

49:15

that all away She's like

49:17

what the heck? What's the point? Do

49:19

you well? Do you ever do hot

49:22

improv though? Oh All

49:25

the time, it's a hundred yeah Gotta

49:28

be funny and sweating. What's your

49:31

favorite part about Los Angeles

49:33

knowing that it sucks for sure compared

49:35

to New York? I

49:38

don't think it sucks. I don't think it's you're

49:40

not allowed to contra you can't think of the ocean Please

49:43

don't argue. All right. I won't drive you home You

49:46

just kicked me out of my life.

49:49

No public transit What

49:53

I love about I love my favorite

49:55

thing about LA is that there's so many hidden

49:58

weird little places in LA that

50:00

if you dig enough,

50:03

you'll find. And

50:06

it's ugly. There's

50:09

ugly places to LA. I

50:12

love discovering some bizarre little bookstore

50:14

in downtown LA. That's kind of

50:16

the ugliest place in the world.

50:19

Pretty rough. It's rough,

50:21

but I love it. It

50:23

just reminds me of pre-Julian in New York

50:25

City. Do you know

50:27

what I mean? Very sort of dangerous. But

50:33

yeah, to me, that's the funnest

50:35

thing, just wandering around. LA

50:38

has a reputation of it not being a

50:41

walkable city. And yes, that is true. But

50:43

within the confines of the neighborhood, you

50:45

can walk around and discover new places. There's always

50:48

bizarre little places that you can just walk into.

50:51

Yeah. In this area especially.

50:54

I love being able to walk. I used to

50:56

live at the beach and I was like, well, I got to

50:58

drive everywhere. I guess I'll hang out. I can go there. Wait,

51:00

where did you live? In Marina

51:02

del Rey. Oh, wow. And I

51:04

didn't realize that I was missing out on this

51:07

whole city. Are you a beach person? I

51:10

guess I was for 17 years.

51:12

But now being

51:14

over here, I feel like I'm much

51:16

happier. Have we all seen the full moon

51:18

yet? Where is it? Look

51:20

at that shit. If we wait long enough,

51:22

a witch will stop silhouetted in front of

51:24

it. I mean, that's crazy looking. Yeah, that's

51:27

a cardboard. That's a lamp. That's

51:32

a prop. It doesn't look real. It does not. Also,

51:35

what does a full moon mean? Like, right? Like,

51:37

there's some significance. The sun is

51:39

completely behind it. Oh,

51:42

I meant like, you know, about our energies or something.

51:45

Right. Judging

51:47

by this tune right now,

51:49

none of us should date

51:51

Scorpio. I

51:53

don't know much, but I do. I

51:56

dated a Scorpio for seven years. I know. Yeah,

52:00

they're crazy right? I don't

52:02

they're just you know you know You

52:06

know They're the

52:09

cool thing about scorpions is that they're loyal and

52:12

they're horny as hell. That's fine, right,

52:14

but they are vengeful Typically,

52:16

I don't know if you are our astrology.

52:19

I am not I

52:21

like to be but I don't there's certain signs I

52:24

don't know about because I it's not eat it's either

52:26

not my sign or I haven't like a person with

52:28

that What's your sign for it? I

52:30

love a tourist. I love a tourist

52:33

Wait, would you say your sign on I'm an Aries? Oh,

52:36

yeah. Yeah, what's your sign? I know

52:38

nothing about it, but I know when I tell

52:41

them when I say mine people

52:43

go oh and it's Aquarius

52:46

It's the most hated I did what

52:48

it's taking me this long. They're lying

52:51

to you A query Aquarius's are fun.

52:53

No weird people only got negative What

52:56

x x like people exhausted

52:58

with me already no no

53:00

no selfish no Artist

53:04

or what I don't know what I

53:06

think I know anytime I read about

53:08

them in a horoscope situation It's

53:11

like yeah, that's true. That's true,

53:13

too There's something to this,

53:15

but I don't have time for it. I have to

53:17

play billiard I Would

53:22

you know your other two you're rising

53:24

in your moon sign yeah, I

53:27

know I'm a year of the rabbit Don't

53:31

know I am a tourist on

53:33

Leo moon Sagittarius rising oh Okay,

53:37

right a lot of fire

53:39

a lot of late. Please ma'am

53:41

keep your voice down the

53:43

action yeah Your

53:46

mouth closed I Don't

53:49

know I don't know Anything

53:51

about this well. Yeah, that's it You would

53:53

have to kind of be into astrology because

53:56

that's all the stuff if or be on

53:58

chick-tock which that's how I learned Oh

54:00

really? Because at first it's like, oh

54:02

here's I'll read your tarot cards

54:05

but also it has to do with your horoscope and

54:07

then they start doing things of like Actually,

54:09

your Sun sign isn't even

54:11

about your personality. You need to know your

54:13

blank and it would yeah It was just kind

54:15

of like change months to months and you need

54:18

to know you're this you're that yeah I

54:20

mean, it's all a scam, you know, but it's fun to think about

54:22

I mean, I sure do buy a lot of hair products

54:25

and makeup on that thing I'm

54:27

telling you what my hero reading

54:29

is just like oh, I'll

54:32

buy more makeup fine Leo

54:34

me like eyeliner Whatever

54:37

comes up You

54:46

think they're gonna tell you a good story and then

54:49

suddenly they just start putting on blush and you're like,

54:51

oh I need that I need that astrologist

54:54

person Well that that's

54:57

kind of a I'm an exact remaining.

54:59

They usually don't combine that many

55:01

things but sometimes they do when I

55:03

I started in Austin Texas and there

55:05

was a place that was a it

55:07

was a poem reader. I think it

55:09

was a couple so

55:11

one of them Read

55:14

poems and there was like a neon poem

55:16

and the other side. It was a used

55:18

car place And so I

55:20

always thought it would be like they're oh your

55:22

lifeline I see in your future

55:25

a slightly used Chevy Beretta or whatever.

55:27

I always thought that they had to

55:31

And I thought that's what you were saying the

55:34

ultimate power couple That's

55:38

the best way to sell cars is

55:41

to see it into someone's future convince them

55:43

that yeah I Will

55:46

say I have a really

55:48

crazy story. Mm-hmm about palm

55:51

reading. Yes, so I Okay,

55:55

I have to preface this story by saying I've

55:57

had a recurring dream since I was five years old that

56:00

I would fall off a cliff, and as I'm falling off a

56:02

cliff, I always think to myself, I never made it to my

56:04

29th birthday. Wow. Okay? I'm walking down the street, and some lady

56:06

stops me in the middle of the street. This is like when

56:09

I was 22, 23, and she says, I

56:13

just need to read your palm for a second.

56:15

I was like, oh god, I'm in Queens, I'm

56:17

busy, I got places to be, and she's like,

56:19

give me your palm, and I'm like, okay? I

56:21

don't know why I said okay, but I was

56:23

like, okay. And the first thing she says to

56:25

me, she's like, I don't think, I don't know

56:27

why you think you're gonna die

56:29

before you turn 29, but that's not gonna happen.

56:31

Oh! You have a guardian angel. 29, she said

56:33

29. 29! And I was like, um,

56:36

what? Yes. And she's like, you have a guardian

56:38

angel looking out for you. And I was like,

56:40

okay, this is too crazy. And then she's like,

56:42

come with me. And I was like, no, I'm

56:44

done. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You're

56:47

wearing a necklace of human tape. Your

56:51

hair is literally snakes. My

56:55

right arm has turned two stones. That's

57:00

so, because I say I'm not

57:03

an astrology person, or I

57:05

don't not believe in it. I'm just, I have

57:07

no interest in it, but you think I would

57:09

be after a similar situation like that. I was

57:11

with a friend, and a woman

57:14

was coming out of a bar, not the

57:16

method, but a drinking place. And

57:19

she said, hey Aquarius,

57:21

hey Scorpio. As she

57:23

walked in, and we both, I was like, are

57:25

you a Scorpio? Because I'm an Aquarius. Like we

57:27

figured it out. You

57:31

fully live in my neighborhood. Wait, where

57:33

do you live? Right around the corner

57:35

from here. What? Yeah. Are we neighbors?

57:37

We are. Wait,

57:40

this is a big, um, finale, anecdotally.

57:42

Did you make it past your 29th

57:44

birthday? I did. Oh my god! That

57:47

is also a really crazy story that I've told a

57:49

billion times. Living? Living,

57:53

not dying. But, okay, so you

57:55

know, like I thought I was gonna die, but. So

57:57

I Book a commercial. Where.

58:00

I have the bungee jump and I am

58:02

horrified of high. Oh right. But you know

58:04

when you're like struggling and you're like figuring

58:06

sit out your liu lie and say i'm

58:08

an expert on we were twenty eight men?

58:10

I'm twenty I guess idling. Oh yes, we're

58:12

a bunch of all the times I've since

58:14

I'm awful were at a. Park. In

58:17

New Jersey they're like telling me what to

58:19

do and a my birthday is April twelfth.

58:21

Okay, we saw this commercial on April fifth.

58:23

on my twentieth birthday about to turn twenty

58:25

nine. I go to this park and I'm

58:27

like I'm gonna die. I'm going to die

58:30

now And I'm fully like okay now have.

58:32

To. Do. I stop that are so I'm joy

58:34

say like I can see this I'm going to

58:36

die Seen it I see how they send you

58:38

know name is some and my dumb ass was

58:40

like you know what? I'm just gonna. Nevermind,

58:43

less discontinue and if I die,

58:45

I die rather have all. this

58:47

is airing their endeavors exactly. I

58:50

know, day and surrogacy. not as

58:52

com gonna come along and exactly

58:54

exactly so I'm You know, Slowly.

58:57

Being like okay, this is a damn than a

59:00

dice. Ah, I. I. Make

59:02

C P A take a picture of me being like

59:04

okay does the picture that the. Newspapers.

59:06

Are gonna go from Sex. I

59:08

saw my instagram so if you

59:10

go my instagram my picture is

59:12

there a better and. Right

59:15

before I go the rangers come up and they're like

59:17

hey what's going on you have a permit for this

59:19

and they're like that. We have a permit though like

59:21

mental do have a bungee jumping from in there are

59:23

now we don't need or and know said saying and

59:25

I'm they're like okay we think we can give you

59:27

one really take we just need to do a couple

59:30

single of the only do something they go back down

59:32

and then they go back to become backup. Half an

59:34

hour later and they're like were selling this Doubt says

59:36

Hearns out. The. Cord that they

59:38

brought. Was. Too long

59:41

know. And it was it.

59:43

They didn't measure the height of the cliff

59:45

that I was going to be jumping. Oh,

59:47

so I fight actually jumped off the court.

59:49

Would have not. I mean, I would have

59:51

died. I wonder what I hoped I'd. Always

59:54

see arrests and I swear it. I

59:57

mean, I swear to God I stopped

59:59

having that three. afterwards and I was

1:00:01

like holy fuck I didn't

1:00:03

get my sad card that day unfortunately

1:00:05

because it was in fact cancelled but

1:00:09

you also didn't get your big

1:00:11

death card. That is the most

1:00:13

amazing story. That is incredible. It's

1:00:15

wild you know and you know

1:00:18

like you know do

1:00:20

I believe in the sort of juju

1:00:22

universe stuff I have to you I

1:00:24

have because this insane thing happened to

1:00:26

me you know. After that I mean

1:00:28

that is that is beyond

1:00:30

wild and also it's all

1:00:33

those facts but the idea that you went

1:00:35

fuck it if I die I

1:00:37

die. Like I was willing

1:00:39

to die for this stupid. Oh my

1:00:41

god and it's true they when

1:00:44

I bungee jump they asked your weight and

1:00:46

everyone had a different length of bungee and

1:00:48

one girl lied about her weight and her

1:00:50

friend was like oh you don't lie about

1:00:52

your weight for this thing it's

1:00:54

important like I think she normally was

1:00:57

just under shooting

1:00:59

it. Sure. It

1:01:02

is very that's

1:01:04

so scary. You gotta know this. You gotta

1:01:06

know these things. I love that. I'm so

1:01:08

glad you're alive. I'm so glad you lived.

1:01:10

Me too. Thank you. This

1:01:13

was delightful. Thank you so much for

1:01:15

having me. What a treat. Thank you

1:01:17

for telling what we're fully we're emotionally

1:01:19

affected by that story. It's the best

1:01:21

way to close this episode out.

1:01:23

Oh yeah do you want to plug anything? Do

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you have anything? Oh yeah well you know you can watch

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Minx on Star. I

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love that show. I'm so sorry we didn't talk

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about it. I love it. Thank you. Oh good.

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Thank you so much. I love the main guy.

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He's my favorite person. He's

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so um what is it about

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that guy? Do you like him? Of course

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I love everyone on that show. Okay. It's a dream. It's

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a very professional thing of you to say. No but

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it's really it's true. It's true. I would I

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would I would give you the tea. Okay. If

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there was someone I didn't like I would I

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would straight up tell you. Minx and M-I-N-X. M-I-N-X.

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It's about the first female magazine

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uh erotic magazine based

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on Playgirl magazine from the 70s.

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Oh wow. I play the photographer Richie, so

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I take pictures of lots of peen. And

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there's a lot of penis on the show. Yeah, there is.

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A lot of penis on the show. It's such a, it's

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like, it's a really good cast. There's the main

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woman, sorry I never know anyone's name, the main

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woman is this British actress. Oh,

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Ophelia. Such a good actress. I was so excited

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to see her when I was watching that. Ophelia

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Vaughn, Jake Johnson? Jake Dylan Hodge? That's

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the ex-surfer guitar player. Yes.

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Yeah. Jack Johnson. Jack

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Johnson. Pancake shoes or whatever that guy sings.

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Yeah, so I watch Manx on Starz, watch

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Dix the Musical, 824 movie, I'm in it.

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Is there peens in that too? Is

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there peens in that? Or is Dix like

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private Dix? Dix is like, it's

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about two guys who are, it's a musical,

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it's 824's first musical. Oh wow. It's

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very fun, very stupid. And

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you can follow me at Ozzymo, O-Z-Z-Y-M-O on

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Instagram and X I guess it's called now.

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No, you're gonna get off that. Or put

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a Honda logo or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Put

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a Honda logo across. That's right. And

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that's called a full circle moment. Yes

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it is. You've been listening to

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1:03:42

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