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I may have that. Tell
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us that way Scarier
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was fine. Melbourne,
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phone model for.
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you need a A
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Giuliani ride? My. Mom
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Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.
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Mom or my bird. With
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courage and chris. Welcome.
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To do you need a ride? This is
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Chris Back and. This is Karen killed era. We.
1:56
Are I'm sorry that you got your
1:59
car. D. If the med mig
2:01
to be made to look know. And.
2:03
Now it's gonna be spotty with elements.
2:06
It is and you know I'm not gonna like. Park.
2:08
The car the Russian and wipe down
2:10
that range of the car as that's
2:12
never happening. Always impressed with people and
2:15
they're lying to themselves when they have
2:17
a squeegee in their shower. As.
2:19
If they our and squeegee all the so
2:21
far as I do. With.
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Care. I. Do when I'm
2:26
in a hotel. Know. Because I
2:28
won't get any extra charges. Know you don't
2:30
bring a sleazy with, you know know? But
2:32
if it's available, I use it. You.
2:34
Will work for the hotel. Cleaning.
2:37
Up your own bathroom I may I'd last
2:39
time I made the best. Bomb!
2:43
As good as yeah! Well it's because I
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less marks member I was sick but we'll
2:47
need to go. Oh. I
2:50
was just sweating. Oh okay, yeah, not like
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the brown hair marks the years have to
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enter allow know. What
2:57
have we talk about? just yesterday
2:59
yesterday? For us, a full week
3:01
or more, though, it's a listener,
3:03
right? And you never know
3:05
when these are. I never know
3:08
nothing. We speak of his Evergreen
3:10
Montanes about news topics from today.
3:12
And you hear about them late, but that's I
3:14
don't know how else you do this. It's.
3:17
Just like he was. Yeah, I everyone
3:19
does it like. Everyone except this
3:21
at the time is really just
3:23
a concert and the more tax
3:25
reliant are lies become the less
3:27
time will actually manner and then
3:29
soon things like this where the
3:31
time. That. We're doing something won't
3:33
actually. I'd say get it if
3:35
he said said. Oh that's
3:38
just I think that's a sweet
3:40
test. Their wet. Oh okay
3:42
get yeah, it is raining
3:44
right now and normally. That's.
3:47
Cause for concern. And Los Angeles because
3:49
people sort of lose their my, absolutely
3:52
lose their minds. But. I.
3:54
And I mention that yesterday with the squirrel.
3:56
That many. Many swirls that were
3:58
on the road. Oh. The
4:01
thing people drive in taxes you
4:03
with the if you spend any
4:05
time living in Texas you quickly.
4:08
Will. Think oh people in Los
4:10
Angeles are conscientious. And
4:12
obey all laws because it
4:14
is. So. Insane driving
4:17
their in out know what it
4:19
was but when it rained it
4:21
was slippery in a way. Cars.
4:24
Would slide off the road. says it and
4:26
and it was not frozen rain. just regular
4:28
a hot day. and it would rain. And
4:31
something about the way they. Mix.
4:34
Their asphalt. Or. Whatever.
4:36
it. Or. Maybe it's the drilling
4:38
of oil and it sprinkles down like in
4:40
movies. The workers as as black as essays.
4:43
Oh that happens a lot day. In the
4:45
films ah of but I think is it
4:47
dribbles down and leaves a coating on the
4:49
road. There's something about it's oil and water
4:52
max which you would think would happen here
4:54
too. it's hard to are Also. It
4:56
does happen but it it gets taken
4:58
care of after. The. First rinse usually
5:01
gas whereas in Texas if
5:03
was when it rained. every
5:05
one was. Left.
5:07
And right. Cars. On the side of
5:09
the road it was insane side crazy like
5:11
during a snowstorm. I never figured it out.
5:14
Almost five years. Is there
5:17
a way you can make a call
5:19
to the com stroller or a city
5:21
Commissioner for. No one
5:23
ever knows what controllers do, but
5:25
it's usually fielding calls about Slippery
5:27
Road about assaults in general. Yeah,
5:29
yeah, when is this guy gets
5:31
taken care of? Where. I
5:33
live. They did something that we ate
5:35
at here in Los Angeles. Ah you
5:37
I still say I highly awareness and
5:39
right turn it. I know I bounced
5:42
around. I'm just sad for myself analyst
5:44
or right now you're. Talking about where you
5:46
live in Los Angeles. Know your bag,
5:48
your glasses. I'm now in Montana.
5:52
Where I live in Montana? Hi I
5:54
know but I'd say where you from
5:56
I say Montana my sir as hey
5:58
about comedy than I. Texas and then
6:00
they if I don't want to talk about comedy
6:04
or my youth I'm from Los Angeles. Oh
6:06
I get it. I've spent enough time here
6:08
to where I guess this
6:10
is home. It's been 20 years. I mean
6:12
I thought I knew this system but yeah
6:15
I'll listen respectfully and see what
6:17
you do. It's a nuanced system
6:19
and I don't have time to
6:21
go over the rules every time.
6:23
Okay you're right. That's true. They
6:26
did something with
6:28
the roads there where they would just lay down
6:30
a layer of tar and then sprinkle
6:34
gravel on it and then over
6:36
time after getting chips in your
6:38
paint and everything they finally
6:40
as all the surface is driven over
6:42
it finally is ground
6:45
into it's like a mix
6:48
it's not mixed it just happens over time
6:50
and it's a lazy way to do things.
6:52
It's a gravel on top of tar? Yeah.
6:54
Yeah they did the country roads
6:56
in our town like that.
6:59
Right. Yeah. Yeah sometimes it's
7:01
sand that's even worse. It
7:03
gets on your paint. It's just a lazy way to
7:05
do things but in the end I think
7:08
it makes for a better road. Also I think
7:11
I feel like things like that where
7:14
it's like this is what the city's adopted to do.
7:16
Do you think
7:18
they're allowed to remain lazy over the
7:21
years? Wouldn't they have developed
7:23
the process? It could be the most efficient.
7:25
They figured out sidewalks right away they still do
7:28
them that way. Why do they
7:30
keep changing the formula? You're
7:34
right sidewalks have always been basically
7:36
they went from wooden slacks
7:38
from deadwood. Yeah.
7:41
And it's been
7:43
the same for years. Some
7:45
of the nicest sidewalks where I
7:47
live in Montana. Don't live there.
7:50
Where I once lived which
7:53
my time there is timeless much like
7:55
a sidewalk they would be
7:57
stamped by the the local sidewalk maker
7:59
who name was O'Connor, that's my
8:02
mother's maiden name. I
8:04
always thought I'm the child of
8:06
a sidewalk tycoon. Yes. But
8:09
alas, it was just a different Irish
8:12
immigrant. A lot of O'Connor's
8:14
in this country. Oh, there's a lot
8:16
of O'Connor's. Aye, Jesus, Marianne Joseph. The
8:20
baby, don't forget the baby. But
8:24
yeah, it's so
8:26
slippery out, but not as slippery as Texas.
8:29
My own. Where you are. I
8:33
do have a credit
8:35
at this mom and pop coffee
8:38
shop coming up. Wonderful. I'm
8:40
gonna get the same thing we got yesterday. And
8:43
I'm very excited. It's so exciting to
8:45
get coffee as a gift. Yeah.
8:47
Future coffee enjoyment as a gift.
8:49
Very nice. It's also
8:51
nice to be handed a coffee when you show
8:53
up somewhere. Even if
8:55
it's shitty coffee, if you go somewhere for like
8:57
a job or something and someone's like, hey, do
8:59
you want coffee? I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I want
9:01
to, and I want you to have it with
9:03
me. And I want both of us to drink
9:05
it at the same time. So we have like
9:07
a shared experience of this is terrible coffee. Now
9:10
we have to put hazelnut creamer in it.
9:12
Yeah. This is going to be crazy. I
9:14
never drink this shit. Actually, it tastes really
9:16
good. Then you're on a thing, right? Even
9:18
bad coffee is fun coffee. Yeah. And
9:20
if you drink wine, that can
9:22
be true with wine. Yes. But,
9:26
you know, minus the hazelnut creamer, that
9:28
would be real gross. Unless is
9:31
that some sort of a, is it
9:33
like a white California restaurant? I'm
9:35
an inventor, a food
9:37
inventor. I can't believe there
9:41
was some bask. If
9:43
people get on social
9:45
media, start defending the white hazelnut
9:48
creamer. Actually
9:50
at my wine bar, we serve that and
9:52
we call it the Fairbanks. We love it,
9:54
Karen. We're against you
9:56
and we're for Chris. I'm sick of it. No
10:00
one thing know that browser sounding
10:02
thing. Is like a
10:04
Basque beverage that it's Coca Cola
10:06
and red wine together the Eu
10:08
which sounds fun I don't like
10:10
once you put it in your
10:12
mouth. And there's ice cubes of
10:15
course, so it's great is it? Oh
10:17
it is a yeah yeah I would
10:19
imagine. Remember a time in Houston? A
10:21
never lived a sister. And
10:25
I in light of for a comment i
10:27
can't remember his name he was so nice
10:29
is from India and he was funny. But.
10:32
He came to my shown here since
10:34
any other new Porsche any let me
10:36
drive it after having some red wine
10:38
Coca Cola ssssss and that's the only
10:40
time a German a person other than
10:42
the now they're time I thought that
10:44
was exciting. It was excited. Now.
10:46
Really clicked Breadline Coca Cola yeah
10:49
it's called something but of course
10:51
I'll never remember. Is a cult
10:53
help one since. Another, So that
10:55
was my God. that's just describing an
10:58
evening in the Nine. That's.
11:00
It makes me think I was in high school.
11:02
We went on our ships are Russia as. Poland.
11:05
In the west which is. The name as a killer.
11:08
Did you study abroad? Get. It
11:10
was just like summer time. Last
11:13
summer trip he went. On that was
11:15
like this The educational. But it was to
11:17
Russia before the wall came down. Oh wow,
11:19
yeah, Russia? eighty. Seven An hour. I won't
11:21
tell you the Subway story again. I won't. I
11:23
can tell you that my friend ordering a gin
11:25
and tonic in a. In. A bar
11:28
that looked out of a legit was out
11:30
of a movie and communism era Russia right?
11:32
Where is all? Gray only known all of
11:34
them over sixty. All of them have greater
11:37
and as had. Em. All of them
11:39
look like they're carrying the way the world on their shoulders.
11:41
And. I signed on for walks and and goes. On to.
11:45
A subsidized As scary as I'm
11:47
like. ah, It's not seek exists,
11:49
They don't as as Nixon like
11:51
are you looking at the same
11:54
thing? I'm fucked them looking. As
11:56
bad as some larry as a society
11:58
that. It in I said I was going to tell it. I
12:00
told my that paper umbrellas. She
12:02
is as I want to might hi that. Do
12:06
you mind if I pay? Your walls you
12:09
need some color in here. It's duel I
12:11
thought. Dry out assesses, drab and dreary. sort
12:13
of. Can I do your hair or at
12:15
least diet? The real service and a tell us
12:18
when we're in Germany which was part of the
12:20
west portion of the trip. We. Went
12:22
to a beer garden and may
12:24
serve warm beer. Nick Smith. Lemonade.
12:27
And strawberry. Aid. And.
12:30
Like line aid. All. That sounds
12:32
great except he said the word warmer. It's
12:35
real. That's how they do it. has
12:37
they do not. Refrigerate. I
12:39
just don't get it. I don't
12:41
even understand room temperature water. I
12:43
know you is like I thought,
12:45
oh yeah half. Cold as
12:47
possible. the only way I can muscle.
12:50
And now and. I
12:53
eric my name's Karen. Can
12:55
I get. A double
12:57
how one palm. Mocha.
13:02
I'm going to get. A. Coffee
13:05
with one Peppermint. Can
13:08
I offer that? are. Grown Day whenever
13:11
you're I'm sammy. Run since
13:13
coffee today with that pump
13:15
Us peppermint enter an almond
13:17
milk and also with almond
13:19
milk in it only nothing
13:21
at all. Okay, that can
13:23
be. And.
13:25
You. I
13:27
picture he is hop on
13:30
the taller side. Looks
13:33
like. Italian
13:35
may be. With. Glasses and
13:38
like hippie facial hair. Yeah
13:40
because he is confident to
13:42
introduce himself and ask your
13:44
name is a young. Which
13:46
as they might force them to. Don't
13:49
hear that a lot. My name is this,
13:51
what is your name is now I mean
13:53
that's like we may as well been at
13:55
a party. He made me remember his name
13:57
to i never remember like that Right when
13:59
we. The window he does a
14:01
greeting. One of those greeting ah
14:04
very a European kisses on the
14:06
cheese so fucking twice each one
14:08
is not has a giraffe. not.
14:11
Little wonderful discovering. Oh so
14:13
he wouldn't. You wouldn't even need to go near
14:15
the window. I see exactly where I am and
14:17
neck comes out at me and kisses me on the
14:19
cheap with his long that. Like age Emu at
14:21
one of those drives true feeder he
14:24
says i freeze and terror and next
14:26
like is this a writer Young lady
14:28
is holding a little bucket about. Or
14:31
Martha Kelly scream exactly
14:33
as citizens Us: Oh.
14:36
There. Was yeah. Many
14:38
also in Texas is my
14:40
home and there was a
14:42
lot of like. Refugees.
14:45
From spur. Animals.
14:48
That should not have been purchased as
14:50
pad So young crazy guy wanted a
14:53
tiger. The at. And it was.
14:55
We went to one because Martha and
14:57
I were doing a talk show and
14:59
we had we wanted. She wanted animals
15:01
on and so we went to know
15:04
as land stuff and I wrestled little
15:06
leaguers and. And tigers and
15:08
lions and Zions and for every mecca
15:10
say we're just breathe through these chain
15:12
link census with holes in them. Third
15:14
as we are little pig and then
15:17
they're ten feet away be a crocodile
15:19
and like I was so on and
15:21
are you drive through you by the
15:23
the food and then animals just come
15:25
in the window. And an
15:27
email. For. Smother eyeballs are
15:29
larger than the humans, but their
15:32
head is there? An insane Jim
15:34
Henson sock puppet. Know
15:36
it's really funny so you last in
15:38
the way that last if someone pulls
15:41
out a gun and it's just hired,
15:43
sheer panic z up here. panic but
15:45
your have no choice but the last
15:47
is not a screamer. And
15:50
once it's there was there was way me
15:52
it was like. Reaching. And
15:54
I'm like I want us to end
15:56
of a sudden from my se le
15:58
carr a camel grabbed admired. Long neck,
16:01
And listed as up America dropped
16:03
unmerited spillage know as if they
16:05
slammed on the such as a
16:07
chaos at this. I loved it.
16:11
That's how it was on Noah's
16:13
Ark. Yeah, exactly Yeah, There is
16:15
some of everything. That
16:21
was no, no, I don't think it's the
16:23
same guy was. That guy
16:25
was Not. First of
16:27
all, his neck was like six
16:30
inches. Last, like. The. Ugly. Oh
16:32
up there was no that you're not a
16:34
false loud you don't let me write home
16:36
about that of the i'll just. I guess
16:38
I'll stay exactly where I am Said She kisses
16:40
know. About in think so
16:43
I had to sit also nicholas
16:45
like say I'm Nick what's your
16:47
name yeah and that I went.
16:50
Like this consistent. Oh really he was like
16:52
has i'm young, saw she knew your name
16:54
though there's no way they have a discuss
16:57
and that had to be net. I think
16:59
they took my name when nexus me and
17:01
and giving my name thinking that I was
17:03
amazing! I love connection! Every time someone
17:05
drives through and they learned their name
17:07
they put it on one of those
17:09
felt markets like a your call. Is
17:11
good guest of the day. Is
17:13
spelled as random fact computer picks up
17:15
randomly. And. What did? they weren't
17:17
with those blanks? He. Just
17:20
be aware of this area and
17:22
yeah, slow down but not saw.
17:24
They want us to spot wayward
17:26
children in this part by no
17:28
one time for us so eerily
17:30
saw a child. Just. Saying
17:32
it out, Having a picnic by himself.
17:34
No, no parents anywhere around I think.
17:36
The parents are wearing a bunch of green
17:39
and didn't do that. That's what I mean
17:41
that to be. Yeah, they were
17:43
traveling just tic toc parents split. Up
17:45
they were over talking straight into camera.
17:47
Not any sincere child's is a. Beverages:
17:51
During. One of those what would you
17:53
do is the have found a child
17:55
in the park videos so popular parenting
17:57
least at this parents were in the
17:59
tree. For sure. Yeah.
18:02
Yeah sometimes. They
18:05
do. I just wanna get away from the
18:07
kid. Very best. Climbers
18:09
stay at. Nothing
18:11
I sally's just thinking. Yeah.
18:14
What are they? don't? You run around our wants you
18:16
from up here. They're. It
18:18
looks. Like I was like are they citing That's
18:20
always my thing is like seven eleven parking lot
18:23
people they must be up to no good. Yeah
18:25
and then they were talking and then they. The.
18:28
Younger man just kissed the woman on the cheek.
18:31
Yeah, it only needing. Yeah, it's
18:33
nice to be reminded that. Not
18:37
everyone's an evil doer. No. In
18:39
fact, most people are just trying to something shell
18:41
out. Before. It started raining
18:43
like this this morning. I woke
18:45
up and did my really old
18:48
guy skateboarding it cosco part in
18:50
los angeles I was alone. Oh
18:52
yeah, and I set up a
18:54
little tripod cause I've been trying
18:56
to get this one track and there's
18:59
always. A guy most.
19:01
Mornings. I go. A guy comes and
19:03
parks and his van. right? By the
19:06
curb and he's got a lot of stuff. and
19:08
as man, I don't know that he lives in
19:10
it, but he's always dressed. He's
19:12
just son some sort of break like
19:15
maybe goes there after his regular night
19:17
shift. Oh yeah, no yeah, but he's
19:19
always. He's been there enough that he
19:21
I swear everything he knows about. The
19:23
skateboarding is from watching me as the whoever
19:25
else is there. And. Ah,
19:28
use a little weird. He
19:30
has stuff like as scary
19:32
resting face on plays a
19:34
little guy so I'm not
19:36
scared of him and he's.
19:39
Like one time he got out any happen
19:41
to have like at a child's toy skateboard
19:43
weather may start riding around it's giggling maniacal
19:45
a I am caught me off guard but
19:47
I think he was just like I skateboard
19:49
to but no and embrace the right away.
19:51
So he went back and his band and
19:53
then I felt bad. How many other
19:55
people were there? Are a bunch and
19:58
a lot of mine. Light. You.
20:00
Know says they don't have like the social
20:03
awareness that I'm reynolds was a specific ah
20:05
they they just were like looked at him
20:07
weird like what is he doing and then
20:09
his feelings. I think we're her l a
20:11
way. That. Smarting see he says
20:13
you want me to sell meal. And.
20:16
Then I was worried because I've handed my
20:18
phone to someone and had them trying run
20:20
away before he oh sorry oh near just
20:22
will click on that one. Ah. Well
20:24
how did they get you to hand there your phone
20:27
to them the first time. On.
20:29
This guy was almost crying as that a laundromat.
20:31
He said can I please by your phone I
20:33
need call my mom she has to pick me
20:35
up. I'm having a hard day and I'm like
20:37
gosh. And. It was the
20:39
day a flip phone swears it wasn't.
20:42
Or I didn't It wasn't quite an I
20:44
phone think it was somewhere in the middle
20:46
where Samsung. Yeah was like with the
20:49
Samsung Air A. H
20:51
D C. I think it was. A
20:53
hot did another yeah yeah. You. Know the
20:55
touch screen but my information wasn't so
20:57
you don't just push on the Wells
21:00
Fargo app. Know my account, he it.
21:02
ah and I gave it to him
21:04
and he did seem like he was
21:06
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21:59
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Cousin? psycho. your most. And
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were wanna go into what I'd still. And
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by the yeah he was good. He was
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gray and where he was motivating me. He
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was saying encouraging things. He was. He made
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me I get pretty close. That's nice. Yeah
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it was a cool interaction some point is.
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I. Am I was glad that I. Gave
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him the benefit of the doubt handed
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in my pocket computer yeah that's a
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dozen. Uninsured is is a real very
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risky. And I feel like you have
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shared stories on his podcast multiple times.
26:46
A Bow really get involved with
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celebrities such you pass on the
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street and I would like you.
26:52
To stop, I know, but.
26:55
I. Know, sometimes I have
26:58
regrets, but I also more
27:00
often than not I'm. I'm.
27:03
Happy that I. Okay and
27:06
that's oh yeah rubbish right there's gonna
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be worth wage. Would you forget turn
27:10
as I can handle myself out of
27:12
violence scenario. I mean you don't want
27:14
me to get the he had talked
27:16
about tough I used to be back
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when I did taxes. do you know
27:20
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27:23
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27:25
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my favorite. I just know how to.
27:32
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I crumpled like use cases he had
27:36
split. Blyton, the guy in the van.
27:39
Although a mean mug. Yeah
27:41
isn't big and maybe isn't scary and he
27:43
was worth the risk And I've interacted with
27:45
him before. I should have said one time
27:47
is like how do you will set attach
27:50
a file and I went into his email
27:52
I tells his phone before. Okay
27:54
yeah size returning the fifth did you
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are tears To the right to censor
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28:01
don't and against that the I turned toward
28:03
you to say that you were just during
28:05
the day. never do yeah you're sending maybe
28:07
a so we're going to stop suddenly has
28:09
been you. also had a coffee in your
28:11
hand so it just seemed like an emergency.
28:14
Cheers I'm just. Kind. Of ceiling the holiday
28:16
spirit. Right now I have blitz
28:18
tears. People as we drive by.
28:20
a. Series
28:22
of Be Holidays T Assistance.
28:28
So. Well. Unfortunately were a
28:31
dress the same today. I think
28:33
we should make that a thing again. Is.
28:36
Other. This is a
28:38
saline assert. oh I'm sorry
28:40
Anna, you know from Texas.
28:43
Not Gomez. One. Here
28:45
to talk about the Montana Singers. My,
28:48
you mean Rob Quist or
28:51
the Ban Silkworms? That about
28:53
does it. That's about
28:55
as that the pollen malloy from
28:57
the Decemberists. Say that's big Yeah! Used
28:59
to go to my improv shows. I did
29:01
a little logos first. first band. You
29:03
gave him the idea to talk about Wales. I
29:06
gave him the idea to name
29:08
a bad after months since this
29:10
isn't have it be not ugly
29:12
scenes even though it's December based.
29:14
And he's like this is a fucking great
29:16
I know, you know they did He said
29:18
yes and. Exactly
29:21
to say that regulates I
29:23
saw my short form games.
29:26
He's. Like I want to be a part of this. I'm. To
29:28
I Two and A Murder Am
29:30
I calling did he? He did
29:32
have great suggestions that he used
29:34
a L, A nurse or things
29:36
like as stuttering weatherman train set
29:39
off me and I'm like oh
29:41
here we go, where we go
29:43
and I would always get nervous
29:45
when they'd yell something out. And
29:48
then the he married. A friend
29:50
of mine who entered school with. Who.
29:52
I've always stayed in touch with and she was
29:54
showing marry her artwork and she's like oh I
29:56
did this for. Cohen's. New band
29:59
and it was like these old timey.
30:01
Character. Drawings. And. Then
30:04
as an. Of Tower Records
30:06
and I saw that it was the cover
30:08
of Dollars. That's how I realized he put
30:10
it all together and then I'm like, oh
30:12
that is His voice. Who does
30:14
the band before was not. it was more
30:17
blue grass type isn't. And
30:19
one of the members was dating Eve. That
30:21
the woman that start those the women I
30:23
credit with me becoming it meaning. Amazing!
30:26
Guess it is amazing to me
30:28
and. The. Way things have been near.
30:30
As people become successful. Yeah,
30:34
it's true, Now.
30:37
If your mom or dad said chris, we're gonna
30:39
come take you to the symphony. Orchestra Family
30:41
Night Concert And have you ever
30:43
twelve? what would your answer to?
30:46
That is that endless which sends
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30:50
Fernando Million Yes, Is it. Are
30:53
you talking about the Boston Pops? Mom
30:55
and Dad know we're talking at the
30:57
San Fernando Symphony. I. Honestly,
30:59
I'm very. Ah,
31:02
nostalgically remember enjoying the.
31:05
Symphony Orchestra in the
31:07
park near my house
31:09
and Iowa State's is
31:11
and. I
31:13
was sitting on listings is A and I'm
31:15
like this is decisions persevere find. Well I
31:18
have three fucking houses. ones in Montana. In
31:21
my dad lives there. he bought at okay
31:23
oh had mine. Also. And
31:25
then my other else is in Austin. People
31:29
of renovated it makes they clearly live there
31:31
now since I stopped paying rent but still
31:34
my house and them down a yeah and
31:36
now and then I have that little shack
31:38
here. But. On yeah this was
31:40
my childhood home. There was a park
31:42
down the street and we know every
31:44
now and lay on blankets mostly old
31:46
folks and you watch symphony. Music.
31:50
Like. From the University of Montana.
31:53
And at the time I thought it was so
31:55
lamp. Just. Got it was just. Symbolism.
31:58
says. But
32:00
now I'm like that was really cool is
32:03
great. yeah I just i looked on a
32:05
slime. On my father's is to make
32:07
us listen to classical music. Anytime we are in
32:09
the car with him is his. He.
32:11
Loves class music. He can whistle a law
32:13
like if you turn the classical station on.
32:16
He. Will start listening or all along with
32:18
whatever comes on. he knows it and as
32:20
like a fan of it and has been
32:23
census twenty. I'm. A
32:25
crazy that's great so he
32:27
he knows right away with
32:30
Beethoven or shop earlier or
32:32
Mozart crack and he noted
32:35
that you could say. That
32:37
you have three more left in. As or is
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32:43
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32:45
that cop car as and see what's
32:47
going down. Away we got well staying.
32:49
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32:55
Assistance of my dad is a
32:57
thing where any time he would
32:59
go we would. Lose.
33:01
We do like dad. please let us look for
33:03
the radio the that analysis. You'll like this. You'll
33:05
like this and then. His. State
33:08
of in would come on he would say for
33:10
this. And I would.
33:12
Always gets Mozart. Yeah, you'd always as
33:14
random as he has no Beethoven and
33:16
it took us years to realize he
33:18
only ask when Beethoven played. Oh
33:20
okay, Who's that? And
33:22
then we just are like Mercer. Yeah,
33:25
yeah, that's funny. They are that
33:27
just like the main character and
33:29
Clockwork Orange. Began. A
33:31
Beethoven didn't like Mozart but regular
33:34
people like does. That. Don't
33:36
pillage with a gang of thugs. Like.
33:39
Both of them Don't go to milk
33:41
bars for so beautiful people that that's
33:43
a troublesome movie. I really wish I
33:45
didn't watch it. Our dear. Just as
33:47
good as a pre teen. I
33:50
I watch that movie and junta
33:52
person I think it was. A
33:54
girl like lifts the movie theater. And
33:57
was like at. Or to the movie
33:59
theater and were. Glad that I was
34:01
like are Not like is. No time.
34:03
I was so. Skinny.
34:06
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34:08
decade that sheath. Boxes will laugh
34:10
in a way that you don't even
34:12
understand that happening. And writers like hundred
34:14
unhappy. Job: I don't want to be here.
34:17
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34:19
future. A I say that is in
34:21
a game in the city Flat It's I
34:23
say that I'd listen and I repeat it.
34:27
I. Do big Iran's I repeat
34:29
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34:31
they shot the shining even though
34:33
they gave me the creeps. Believe
34:35
we like to be scared, we
34:38
do. And and we
34:40
like to look at. What?
34:42
he was looking at because. He
34:44
put together. Like
34:46
the signing Even more so, the signing
34:48
is horrifying. Yeah, it really isn't as
34:50
holds up yet as. Even.
34:53
Though I've watched it so many times, that holds
34:55
up late. So very
34:57
scary. Such. Silence was not a
35:00
child after. It was just a
35:02
kid. Thirty.
35:04
Find that kid and apart as. A
35:07
list his. Parents. Know where to
35:09
the sound poses a risk is. Listed
35:11
the park. I.
35:15
I. Kind of remember that.
35:18
They. Just like he found him at a
35:20
mall or something. I. Don't know. I'm
35:22
sure he had illustrates. It's like it
35:24
was like the you know production designer signer.
35:27
I can writers somebody answers
35:29
or favorite elitism or allows.
35:32
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35:34
the reason he's still amazing as because
35:36
he doesn't. He. Yeah.
35:38
I think. It. Was. So.
35:41
Staff members, sons and so he started talking
35:43
to him and it was just like oh
35:45
my God. This is the perfect age. The
35:48
various acts like awareness. right? Do
35:50
they may be have that kids
35:52
parent direct them. That would be
35:54
a cool trick. Political track. I'm
35:56
gonna do that track. it's my
35:58
idea of he didn't. When. Someone
36:01
is the parents are bad directors right? There
36:03
is always that chance. They just
36:05
have no vision. You're not originally,
36:07
that is this. State.
36:10
Only sooner looking up and saying the
36:12
kid in. The Shining. Was he
36:14
a child actor? Was he a relative? Of
36:17
a Danny South number New
36:19
with Danny. Says I could be wrong. And
36:22
as if I'm wrong, That means I'm just making a
36:24
whole thing up. which is a little bit. I
36:26
don't want to are now that you're telling these
36:28
tales. Ah, the school or. You're
36:33
exactly right. At Work
36:35
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36:37
that are you name the network
36:39
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36:42
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a bunch of name. But. We
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you can't is the name of that somebody
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36:57
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beers and there. Was a bunch of
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37:18
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37:25
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37:27
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37:29
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37:32
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37:34
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37:36
Do wanna do a remix of a song? I
37:39
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37:41
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37:44
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37:46
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37:49
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37:51
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37:53
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37:56
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37:58
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38:02
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38:04
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38:07
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38:09
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38:11
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38:13
that song better about. You. Think some
38:15
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38:18
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38:20
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38:22
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38:24
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38:27
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38:29
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38:32
liked about it is it all came out at
38:34
one time. Which. I think you.
38:36
Have the best songs do sometimes you can like.
38:39
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38:41
later. But initialize and
38:43
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38:48
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38:50
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38:52
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38:54
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38:56
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38:58
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39:03
I liked it. Yeah I've my buried
39:05
layer to were you scared or was
39:07
it sign? yeah that's that's that's like
39:09
a throwaway like you don't wanna hear
39:11
about it anyway scared or was it
39:13
for me? Just move on to the
39:16
attacks since please just say sign of
39:18
unlike their about you being scared. I'm
39:20
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39:22
yeah it's always science and skyn against the
39:24
next thing that story and then it'll be
39:27
fine. I promise I won't take have a
39:29
more projects that will require us to do
39:31
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39:33
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39:36
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39:40
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39:42
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39:47
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39:49
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39:51
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39:53
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39:57
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40:10
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40:12
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40:16
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40:18
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40:22
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40:27
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40:30
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40:35
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40:50
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41:03
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41:13
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41:17
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41:24
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41:30
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41:35
that die a lit cigar. That
41:37
was that? A Laker game. Know. He'd see
41:39
it was the town or is
41:41
it departed. They're. Just
41:43
there's a scene in the Departed wary
41:46
of cockroaches climbing across a stove and
41:48
he picks it up in Switzerland is
41:50
no, no, Yes, And he this he
41:52
set to this is improvisation. His supervisor.
41:54
so I don't like that here. Sand
41:57
I don't either. The
42:01
figure. Is. The
42:03
cockroaches about the know why. I
42:07
mean look. I guess it's nice
42:09
that someone. It's. The departed Jack
42:11
Nicholson has nothing to prove it route like
42:13
he needs to be doing that rock and
42:16
roll acting and he still doing it. One.
42:18
Thousand percent. For. Jesus
42:20
fucking Christ. it's a cockroach.
42:22
Yeah, Don't. Put out in your mouth.
42:25
Negotiated a to and members
42:27
some Kiss. And he thinks
42:29
it Jack Nicholson's. Action
42:32
was an answer. Cynical Sages
42:34
I. Since they probably respect each
42:36
other's work. I'm. Sure, they watch
42:38
each other's movies. Oh yeah, Right now,
42:40
could you name a movie that has
42:42
both Jack Nicholson and Nicolas Cage's. Ah,
42:46
Let's see. While.
42:49
I. Don't. Believe
42:52
they've ever worked together. I
42:54
don't either. But in fact, checking yes
42:56
we will need the answer to this
42:59
one. Thing
43:01
I did. It turns out I did make have
43:03
that whole thing elected. Lesson. A child actor. As
43:06
at full fabrication, well. Even
43:09
if even wasn't already, there was
43:11
definitely. His first
43:13
gig. Said. Was a
43:15
real The Flash and the parents of last
43:17
a maternal a bogus. Like
43:20
back I never he was just said a
43:22
kid that acted in one movie and same.
43:24
As. Yeah. That's
43:28
like see starts were that long,
43:30
start singing and someone wrote the
43:32
most fast forward and seen in
43:34
any movie that. Is so funny,
43:36
know is so specific No
43:38
one wants his mom's. Song.
43:40
It's so depressing. Known.
43:43
Yeah. I. I.
43:46
Don't think I think still as an adult
43:48
I fast forward over it. Young.
43:51
Ah, homes. But. You know you don't
43:53
ask for it over. Grandpa. Joe
43:55
Get now that Saddam. Had you gotta be
43:57
careful how hard you push that button has a
43:59
comes. Right after. It.
44:02
Is the next thing literally? See things
44:04
about the Long Laundry bam, his
44:06
dance and about the chocolate. Is
44:08
like a higher I am I
44:11
see is Shirley. Get
44:14
ice, discuss it with illegal
44:16
and good grandpa Joe think
44:18
he'll think you buy it
44:20
is only. When. You
44:23
do also do a pretty dead.
44:26
Grandma's. Have to be sterilized.
44:28
so do get nothing. Nothing.
44:31
and I'm a very
44:34
good prejudiced you are
44:36
and impersonator. And.
44:39
Kurt. Kurt. Characters.
44:43
And it's this is a citizen
44:45
of months him there's a difference
44:47
is between and press and and.
44:50
Oh. My. Dad always said
44:52
Ritz Little does limitations on impressive.
44:55
As he just repeats that saying that that
44:57
person says. Oh that. Ignore
44:59
that. Could say yes, Yes yeah. I
45:01
think that my dad was not big,
45:03
rich little sam sour like I. Think
45:11
serious. While he had a great comic,
45:13
suddenly it's debt that some to unleash
45:15
since that's where Robin Leach shows to.
45:17
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45:20
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45:22
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46:48
are we stopping by the studio Real
46:52
is it a church
46:55
and am I gonna tire gonna hit I Think
46:58
this is one of the things your car would yell
47:00
about. Oh, that's true. There's probably
47:02
a little camera on your hubcap. I Said
47:06
that almost accused it orally. I know I'm kind
47:09
of angrily. Yeah. Oh, you probably have a fucking
47:11
camera in your cupcap Impressions
47:13
versus imitation. That's where
47:16
April Richardson and I shot Almost
47:19
genius and all the world's dumbest episodes.
47:21
God that literally looks like a shotgun
47:23
shack on the side of the road
47:26
Yeah, yeah, it's loud and that's
47:28
his working studio here I
47:31
think it is skill. No every once in
47:33
a while. I want to drop by and say hi to the guys
47:35
I mean it I
47:37
think they work on cops a lot now Seems
47:40
like they would be able to keep costs low Well,
47:43
like a lot of businesses that's hard
47:46
to have a studio through a whole
47:48
quarantine Yeah, I may have
47:50
let it go and just opt for
47:52
any room with a green curtain because
47:54
that's really all you need You don't
47:57
need a bathroom. You don't get
47:59
a building with bushes nearby. Hopefully
48:01
nice tall bushes you can spot behind.
48:04
Yes. I
48:07
do like to sit when I pee. It's
48:10
better for the prostate. Okay, let's
48:13
talk about this coffee drink that
48:15
you've invented for this trip. I
48:17
can't believe you want a subject
48:19
change, but yes, let's talk about
48:21
it. Because I'm wondering, did
48:24
we pull up to that drive-thru and you thought
48:26
to yourself, it's time for
48:28
Fairbanks to get a little creative with this coffee
48:30
drink again. Yeah, this time I'm
48:33
very happy with it. Are you? There's
48:35
something about, there's the times I've had
48:37
only one pump into
48:39
my coffee and it just doesn't
48:41
take. Like a vanilla or something,
48:43
it's like barely there. It's so
48:46
little flavor that it's almost disappointing. Like
48:49
you're into a drip coffee. Right, right.
48:51
Yeah, like I know that it's trying
48:53
to have flavor but much
48:55
like a LaCroix, it's just disappointing
48:58
that I've even tried. But this,
49:00
the peppermint, I could, it hit my face
49:02
like it actually is. There's a menthol
49:04
situation happening. Very. I could tell it
49:06
was there the minute my nose was,
49:09
because I poured in my nose first. Oh
49:12
yeah, it's very good. Just one pump of
49:14
peppermint and a little bit of any
49:17
type of milk other than cow.
49:19
It's delicious. It seems like it'd be good and
49:22
it's nice, a nice holiday-ish kind
49:24
of vibe. Yeah, and
49:27
I already got Christmas fever. I
49:29
know me too, but my thing is this, I don't
49:32
like mint in my
49:34
food or drink usually at all. Oh
49:36
really, what do you reserve mint
49:38
for? Toothpaste. Ah
49:41
yes. It's too toothpaste-y. Boy,
49:43
I've never even put that together. Oh sorry, I
49:45
think I just ruined your drink. No,
49:48
no, it's, I know
49:50
to differentiate because coffee
49:52
does the opposite of white in my
49:55
teeth. That's true. Yeah, it turns my
49:57
teeth into brown little pillows. I
49:59
mean... It's actually, yeah, it's
50:01
really good. I like to keep it simple.
50:04
Yeah, I think that's good. But I like... I've
50:07
never thought about it before, because I just basically get
50:09
this same thing every time and know I like it
50:11
and know what I want out of it. But
50:13
the idea of kind of going, I'm going to do
50:15
a simple mix and match. Yeah.
50:18
Coffee, some sort of
50:20
a dairy product in there,
50:22
and then a flavor. I
50:25
promised myself I'd come out of
50:27
this time
50:29
up from society trying new things.
50:31
Oh, yeah? This is my version of a pool
50:33
party. It's a pump of
50:35
peppermint in some kind of... Woo!
50:38
Watch me do a cannonball, everybody! We
50:40
must do what we
50:42
can when we can
50:45
as we can. I don't know if that's
50:47
actually a thing, but... Is that... I actually thought that
50:49
was Shakespeare or something. I thought you were quoting something.
50:51
It was because I was talking in that weird voice.
50:55
It sounded like a real good quote.
50:57
Yeah, had that, you get
50:59
ready for this cadence to it, but
51:01
then in the end, it's very
51:03
disappointing. Yeah. I'm kidding.
51:05
There's not, really. I'm
51:07
kidding. I like this rainy day.
51:10
It's terrific. Yeah. I
51:12
appreciate any weather that
51:14
we get. Yeah, agreed. And
51:17
it's what people usually complain about rainy days, but
51:19
I love it. Look how gray it is. It's
51:21
so nice. It's reary. This is as close as
51:23
we get to a season. It
51:27
makes me think, maybe I
51:29
should put up some Christmas lights. Yeah. It
51:31
made me do crafts. It made me
51:33
paint on my jacket. Yeah. Cover
51:36
up that ugly image on the back.
51:39
It makes me want to get crafty.
51:41
Something about rain. It's like, well, I have
51:43
no choice. I got to get creative. That's
51:45
right. It's like when you have to do
51:47
a recess indoors on
51:49
a rainy day at school. Yeah. Do
51:53
you remember reading the book A Snowy
51:55
Day and then doing The art project?
51:57
Where you get a piece of blue construction paper?
52:01
The that way. And. Then
52:03
you blow at the white paint around
52:05
with a strong. And. It looks
52:07
like now. I'd use those
52:09
techniques before and I liked just cause
52:11
it was. Made
52:13
me dizzy. Right?
52:15
You are high Think tank top guy sniffing
52:17
glue everything and a fifth grader. I was
52:20
really had a my time. But. I
52:22
don't remember that book and all. this is in
52:24
kindergarten, but it's I know it's there. It's like
52:26
one the first books a teacher would redo at
52:28
school. Okay, No, I don't
52:31
remember. You have a good memory. I don't remember.
52:35
Can be heard. As well. And it's. It
52:37
systems. It's a very sweet love
52:39
that it's like a little boy
52:41
that just basically put ma'am seriously
52:43
and I'll fucking kill you. Success
52:45
died live. In Love site
52:48
you. Are like she's literally as to subside
52:50
yelling through the South side and then decides
52:52
to turn and look and see what else
52:54
is. May be happening Riyadh of annoying people.
52:56
They do plan on stopping but they're going to
52:58
make you think they're gonna keep rolling. Will another
53:00
it's like and then. Sometimes.
53:03
Those same people roll out in front of his
53:05
foreign as that. You have to let them do
53:07
whatever they want. Because. They've already now
53:09
kind of blocked you in a way where
53:11
then you have to like the like after
53:13
you. Yeah. I don't expect
53:15
that from a Mazda driver. Now.
53:18
That's ballsy. Yeah, let's be. I'm Debbie
53:20
A. Behavior no offense. All of you
53:22
out there driving famers. That
53:24
are doing have a car dealership to
53:26
work as a real don't ya that
53:28
Weeks though, I lived some. Carrots
53:32
are allowed or alerts this test
53:34
fire. Never thought I five and
53:36
or life but you put their
53:39
hand up as a serving on
53:41
a curve excluding know my inside
53:43
terrible signs written in wanna do
53:45
and I do You didn't have
53:48
the same for a minute. I
53:50
was not going to leave you
53:52
hanging girls not. On this beautiful
53:54
Christmas Day. Know it's bad luck.
53:57
Yeah. But yeah, I don't remember that book. But
54:01
apparently my sister says all
54:03
these years later, like literally
54:05
50, she still does
54:07
that exact same art project after the first
54:09
time she reads that book and they read it
54:11
in the winter time. So
54:14
it's like other kids go through a
54:16
snowy day. Yeah. I wonder if, uh,
54:18
if I ever have little people in my
54:20
house, uh, in
54:23
the future, if all of a sudden
54:25
I'll remember things like that. I
54:27
bet. Just cause you're around kids and it'll kind
54:29
of open up that memory vault. Did
54:32
you just get that memory ball? Memory
54:35
vault. Oh good. Good. Well,
54:38
our brains really are bold balls
54:40
of memories. Each
54:43
lobe is spherical. I
54:46
think we're done. It was a fun episode.
54:49
Look, I like our
54:51
episodes the best because I love
54:54
listening to sound in my own voice. Me
54:56
too. When it's just
54:59
you and I, there's fewer stopping of
55:01
talking. Yes. Oh God.
55:04
And it's easier to lose your train of thought and
55:06
pick it back up again later. One of my favorite
55:08
things to do. Yeah. And
55:10
this is tiring for you and I. I
55:12
mean, we, you and I generally, I think
55:15
that you and I are both people that
55:17
don't mind. We know a lot of people
55:19
that can't stand silent for a moment that
55:21
has to be filled with conversation. Oh yeah.
55:23
I grew up with a group of friends
55:25
that we could go on road trips and
55:27
no one says anything for a half hour
55:30
and it doesn't mean anything. There's no?
55:32
Everything is fine. Yep.
55:34
And so we have
55:36
to work harder, you know, even though
55:38
we're great communicators, you and I. Oh
55:41
yeah, yeah. It is work.
55:43
It's not hot in here, but I'm sweating.
55:45
Yes. It's laborious to talk. You have
55:47
to think, you have to plan, you have
55:50
to kind of listen at least a little
55:52
bit. You have to use the noun the
55:54
person just used to connect to what you
55:56
want to say. Yeah. It's
55:58
a lot like. Hard labor is
56:01
an usb illness. And eight teamsters
56:03
we just wanna say for
56:05
saw congratulations. You're Jewish
56:07
robbed. Amazing work. More pro
56:10
union. Ah very pro union.
56:12
But. Also. Your jobs like
56:14
he heard. This is my first are
56:16
threats that. I think we should
56:18
start a pug as union. The
56:21
at all that needs to happen very soon
56:23
as I'm not joking. Yeah, you actually I'm telling
56:25
you to do that your you're floats heard
56:27
of the business and me. Oh
56:29
yeah, I'm not. the one is such
56:31
an. Asking for. Another
56:35
one it it's skateboard park every. Goddamn
56:37
day. Where am I? I'm in
56:39
there at that zoom meeting in
56:41
that room? My parents. Were.
56:43
Had said I'm striking This is our first
56:45
strike. You been
56:48
listening to Day Me to ride.
56:50
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56:53
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56:56
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