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S4 - Ep. 27 - Karen & Chris

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S4 - Ep. 27 - Karen & Chris

S4 - Ep. 27 - Karen & Chris

S4 - Ep. 27 - Karen & Chris

S4 - Ep. 27 - Karen & Chris

Monday, 22nd January 2024
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laid. Way

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that he really. Doesn't

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matter how much money, as

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good as time. Turner

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and. We'll

0:55

send you. Know

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I may have that. Tell

1:04

us that way Scarier

1:06

was fine. Melbourne,

1:14

Mobile. Mobile

1:21

phone model for.

1:27

Do you need her? I Do.

1:29

You need to. Do you? Do

1:33

you need a A

1:36

Giuliani ride? My. Mom

1:40

Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.

1:44

Mom or my bird. With

1:46

courage and chris. Welcome.

1:51

To do you need a ride? This is

1:54

Chris Back and. This is Karen killed era. We.

1:56

Are I'm sorry that you got your

1:59

car. D. If the med mig

2:01

to be made to look know. And.

2:03

Now it's gonna be spotty with elements.

2:06

It is and you know I'm not gonna like. Park.

2:08

The car the Russian and wipe down

2:10

that range of the car as that's

2:12

never happening. Always impressed with people and

2:15

they're lying to themselves when they have

2:17

a squeegee in their shower. As.

2:19

If they our and squeegee all the so

2:21

far as I do. With.

2:23

Care. I. Do when I'm

2:26

in a hotel. Know. Because I

2:28

won't get any extra charges. Know you don't

2:30

bring a sleazy with, you know know? But

2:32

if it's available, I use it. You.

2:34

Will work for the hotel. Cleaning.

2:37

Up your own bathroom I may I'd last

2:39

time I made the best. Bomb!

2:43

As good as yeah! Well it's because I

2:45

less marks member I was sick but we'll

2:47

need to go. Oh. I

2:50

was just sweating. Oh okay, yeah, not like

2:52

the brown hair marks the years have to

2:54

enter allow know. What

2:57

have we talk about? just yesterday

2:59

yesterday? For us, a full week

3:01

or more, though, it's a listener,

3:03

right? And you never know

3:05

when these are. I never know

3:08

nothing. We speak of his Evergreen

3:10

Montanes about news topics from today.

3:12

And you hear about them late, but that's I

3:14

don't know how else you do this. It's.

3:17

Just like he was. Yeah, I everyone

3:19

does it like. Everyone except this

3:21

at the time is really just

3:23

a concert and the more tax

3:25

reliant are lies become the less

3:27

time will actually manner and then

3:29

soon things like this where the

3:31

time. That. We're doing something won't

3:33

actually. I'd say get it if

3:35

he said said. Oh that's

3:38

just I think that's a sweet

3:40

test. Their wet. Oh okay

3:42

get yeah, it is raining

3:44

right now and normally. That's.

3:47

Cause for concern. And Los Angeles because

3:49

people sort of lose their my, absolutely

3:52

lose their minds. But. I.

3:54

And I mention that yesterday with the squirrel.

3:56

That many. Many swirls that were

3:58

on the road. Oh. The

4:01

thing people drive in taxes you

4:03

with the if you spend any

4:05

time living in Texas you quickly.

4:08

Will. Think oh people in Los

4:10

Angeles are conscientious. And

4:12

obey all laws because it

4:14

is. So. Insane driving

4:17

their in out know what it

4:19

was but when it rained it

4:21

was slippery in a way. Cars.

4:24

Would slide off the road. says it and

4:26

and it was not frozen rain. just regular

4:28

a hot day. and it would rain. And

4:31

something about the way they. Mix.

4:34

Their asphalt. Or. Whatever.

4:36

it. Or. Maybe it's the drilling

4:38

of oil and it sprinkles down like in

4:40

movies. The workers as as black as essays.

4:43

Oh that happens a lot day. In the

4:45

films ah of but I think is it

4:47

dribbles down and leaves a coating on the

4:49

road. There's something about it's oil and water

4:52

max which you would think would happen here

4:54

too. it's hard to are Also. It

4:56

does happen but it it gets taken

4:58

care of after. The. First rinse usually

5:01

gas whereas in Texas if

5:03

was when it rained. every

5:05

one was. Left.

5:07

And right. Cars. On the side of

5:09

the road it was insane side crazy like

5:11

during a snowstorm. I never figured it out.

5:14

Almost five years. Is there

5:17

a way you can make a call

5:19

to the com stroller or a city

5:21

Commissioner for. No one

5:23

ever knows what controllers do, but

5:25

it's usually fielding calls about Slippery

5:27

Road about assaults in general. Yeah,

5:29

yeah, when is this guy gets

5:31

taken care of? Where. I

5:33

live. They did something that we ate

5:35

at here in Los Angeles. Ah you

5:37

I still say I highly awareness and

5:39

right turn it. I know I bounced

5:42

around. I'm just sad for myself analyst

5:44

or right now you're. Talking about where you

5:46

live in Los Angeles. Know your bag,

5:48

your glasses. I'm now in Montana.

5:52

Where I live in Montana? Hi I

5:54

know but I'd say where you from

5:56

I say Montana my sir as hey

5:58

about comedy than I. Texas and then

6:00

they if I don't want to talk about comedy

6:04

or my youth I'm from Los Angeles. Oh

6:06

I get it. I've spent enough time here

6:08

to where I guess this

6:10

is home. It's been 20 years. I mean

6:12

I thought I knew this system but yeah

6:15

I'll listen respectfully and see what

6:17

you do. It's a nuanced system

6:19

and I don't have time to

6:21

go over the rules every time.

6:23

Okay you're right. That's true. They

6:26

did something with

6:28

the roads there where they would just lay down

6:30

a layer of tar and then sprinkle

6:34

gravel on it and then over

6:36

time after getting chips in your

6:38

paint and everything they finally

6:40

as all the surface is driven over

6:42

it finally is ground

6:45

into it's like a mix

6:48

it's not mixed it just happens over time

6:50

and it's a lazy way to do things.

6:52

It's a gravel on top of tar? Yeah.

6:54

Yeah they did the country roads

6:56

in our town like that.

6:59

Right. Yeah. Yeah sometimes it's

7:01

sand that's even worse. It

7:03

gets on your paint. It's just a lazy way to

7:05

do things but in the end I think

7:08

it makes for a better road. Also I think

7:11

I feel like things like that where

7:14

it's like this is what the city's adopted to do.

7:16

Do you think

7:18

they're allowed to remain lazy over the

7:21

years? Wouldn't they have developed

7:23

the process? It could be the most efficient.

7:25

They figured out sidewalks right away they still do

7:28

them that way. Why do they

7:30

keep changing the formula? You're

7:34

right sidewalks have always been basically

7:36

they went from wooden slacks

7:38

from deadwood. Yeah.

7:41

And it's been

7:43

the same for years. Some

7:45

of the nicest sidewalks where I

7:47

live in Montana. Don't live there.

7:50

Where I once lived which

7:53

my time there is timeless much like

7:55

a sidewalk they would be

7:57

stamped by the the local sidewalk maker

7:59

who name was O'Connor, that's my

8:02

mother's maiden name. I

8:04

always thought I'm the child of

8:06

a sidewalk tycoon. Yes. But

8:09

alas, it was just a different Irish

8:12

immigrant. A lot of O'Connor's

8:14

in this country. Oh, there's a lot

8:16

of O'Connor's. Aye, Jesus, Marianne Joseph. The

8:20

baby, don't forget the baby. But

8:24

yeah, it's so

8:26

slippery out, but not as slippery as Texas.

8:29

My own. Where you are. I

8:33

do have a credit

8:35

at this mom and pop coffee

8:38

shop coming up. Wonderful. I'm

8:40

gonna get the same thing we got yesterday. And

8:43

I'm very excited. It's so exciting to

8:45

get coffee as a gift. Yeah.

8:47

Future coffee enjoyment as a gift.

8:49

Very nice. It's also

8:51

nice to be handed a coffee when you show

8:53

up somewhere. Even if

8:55

it's shitty coffee, if you go somewhere for like

8:57

a job or something and someone's like, hey, do

8:59

you want coffee? I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I want

9:01

to, and I want you to have it with

9:03

me. And I want both of us to drink

9:05

it at the same time. So we have like

9:07

a shared experience of this is terrible coffee. Now

9:10

we have to put hazelnut creamer in it.

9:12

Yeah. This is going to be crazy. I

9:14

never drink this shit. Actually, it tastes really

9:16

good. Then you're on a thing, right? Even

9:18

bad coffee is fun coffee. Yeah. And

9:20

if you drink wine, that can

9:22

be true with wine. Yes. But,

9:26

you know, minus the hazelnut creamer, that

9:28

would be real gross. Unless is

9:31

that some sort of a, is it

9:33

like a white California restaurant? I'm

9:35

an inventor, a food

9:37

inventor. I can't believe there

9:41

was some bask. If

9:43

people get on social

9:45

media, start defending the white hazelnut

9:48

creamer. Actually

9:50

at my wine bar, we serve that and

9:52

we call it the Fairbanks. We love it,

9:54

Karen. We're against you

9:56

and we're for Chris. I'm sick of it. No

10:00

one thing know that browser sounding

10:02

thing. Is like a

10:04

Basque beverage that it's Coca Cola

10:06

and red wine together the Eu

10:08

which sounds fun I don't like

10:10

once you put it in your

10:12

mouth. And there's ice cubes of

10:15

course, so it's great is it? Oh

10:17

it is a yeah yeah I would

10:19

imagine. Remember a time in Houston? A

10:21

never lived a sister. And

10:25

I in light of for a comment i

10:27

can't remember his name he was so nice

10:29

is from India and he was funny. But.

10:32

He came to my shown here since

10:34

any other new Porsche any let me

10:36

drive it after having some red wine

10:38

Coca Cola ssssss and that's the only

10:40

time a German a person other than

10:42

the now they're time I thought that

10:44

was exciting. It was excited. Now.

10:46

Really clicked Breadline Coca Cola yeah

10:49

it's called something but of course

10:51

I'll never remember. Is a cult

10:53

help one since. Another, So that

10:55

was my God. that's just describing an

10:58

evening in the Nine. That's.

11:00

It makes me think I was in high school.

11:02

We went on our ships are Russia as. Poland.

11:05

In the west which is. The name as a killer.

11:08

Did you study abroad? Get. It

11:10

was just like summer time. Last

11:13

summer trip he went. On that was

11:15

like this The educational. But it was to

11:17

Russia before the wall came down. Oh wow,

11:19

yeah, Russia? eighty. Seven An hour. I won't

11:21

tell you the Subway story again. I won't. I

11:23

can tell you that my friend ordering a gin

11:25

and tonic in a. In. A bar

11:28

that looked out of a legit was out

11:30

of a movie and communism era Russia right?

11:32

Where is all? Gray only known all of

11:34

them over sixty. All of them have greater

11:37

and as had. Em. All of them

11:39

look like they're carrying the way the world on their shoulders.

11:41

And. I signed on for walks and and goes. On to.

11:45

A subsidized As scary as I'm

11:47

like. ah, It's not seek exists,

11:49

They don't as as Nixon like

11:51

are you looking at the same

11:54

thing? I'm fucked them looking. As

11:56

bad as some larry as a society

11:58

that. It in I said I was going to tell it. I

12:00

told my that paper umbrellas. She

12:02

is as I want to might hi that. Do

12:06

you mind if I pay? Your walls you

12:09

need some color in here. It's duel I

12:11

thought. Dry out assesses, drab and dreary. sort

12:13

of. Can I do your hair or at

12:15

least diet? The real service and a tell us

12:18

when we're in Germany which was part of the

12:20

west portion of the trip. We. Went

12:22

to a beer garden and may

12:24

serve warm beer. Nick Smith. Lemonade.

12:27

And strawberry. Aid. And.

12:30

Like line aid. All. That sounds

12:32

great except he said the word warmer. It's

12:35

real. That's how they do it. has

12:37

they do not. Refrigerate. I

12:39

just don't get it. I don't

12:41

even understand room temperature water. I

12:43

know you is like I thought,

12:45

oh yeah half. Cold as

12:47

possible. the only way I can muscle.

12:50

And now and. I

12:53

eric my name's Karen. Can

12:55

I get. A double

12:57

how one palm. Mocha.

13:02

I'm going to get. A. Coffee

13:05

with one Peppermint. Can

13:08

I offer that? are. Grown Day whenever

13:11

you're I'm sammy. Run since

13:13

coffee today with that pump

13:15

Us peppermint enter an almond

13:17

milk and also with almond

13:19

milk in it only nothing

13:21

at all. Okay, that can

13:23

be. And.

13:25

You. I

13:27

picture he is hop on

13:30

the taller side. Looks

13:33

like. Italian

13:35

may be. With. Glasses and

13:38

like hippie facial hair. Yeah

13:40

because he is confident to

13:42

introduce himself and ask your

13:44

name is a young. Which

13:46

as they might force them to. Don't

13:49

hear that a lot. My name is this,

13:51

what is your name is now I mean

13:53

that's like we may as well been at

13:55

a party. He made me remember his name

13:57

to i never remember like that Right when

13:59

we. The window he does a

14:01

greeting. One of those greeting ah

14:04

very a European kisses on the

14:06

cheese so fucking twice each one

14:08

is not has a giraffe. not.

14:11

Little wonderful discovering. Oh so

14:13

he wouldn't. You wouldn't even need to go near

14:15

the window. I see exactly where I am and

14:17

neck comes out at me and kisses me on the

14:19

cheap with his long that. Like age Emu at

14:21

one of those drives true feeder he

14:24

says i freeze and terror and next

14:26

like is this a writer Young lady

14:28

is holding a little bucket about. Or

14:31

Martha Kelly scream exactly

14:33

as citizens Us: Oh.

14:36

There. Was yeah. Many

14:38

also in Texas is my

14:40

home and there was a

14:42

lot of like. Refugees.

14:45

From spur. Animals.

14:48

That should not have been purchased as

14:50

pad So young crazy guy wanted a

14:53

tiger. The at. And it was.

14:55

We went to one because Martha and

14:57

I were doing a talk show and

14:59

we had we wanted. She wanted animals

15:01

on and so we went to know

15:04

as land stuff and I wrestled little

15:06

leaguers and. And tigers and

15:08

lions and Zions and for every mecca

15:10

say we're just breathe through these chain

15:12

link census with holes in them. Third

15:14

as we are little pig and then

15:17

they're ten feet away be a crocodile

15:19

and like I was so on and

15:21

are you drive through you by the

15:23

the food and then animals just come

15:25

in the window. And an

15:27

email. For. Smother eyeballs are

15:29

larger than the humans, but their

15:32

head is there? An insane Jim

15:34

Henson sock puppet. Know

15:36

it's really funny so you last in

15:38

the way that last if someone pulls

15:41

out a gun and it's just hired,

15:43

sheer panic z up here. panic but

15:45

your have no choice but the last

15:47

is not a screamer. And

15:50

once it's there was there was way me

15:52

it was like. Reaching. And

15:54

I'm like I want us to end

15:56

of a sudden from my se le

15:58

carr a camel grabbed admired. Long neck,

16:01

And listed as up America dropped

16:03

unmerited spillage know as if they

16:05

slammed on the such as a

16:07

chaos at this. I loved it.

16:11

That's how it was on Noah's

16:13

Ark. Yeah, exactly Yeah, There is

16:15

some of everything. That

16:21

was no, no, I don't think it's the

16:23

same guy was. That guy

16:25

was Not. First of

16:27

all, his neck was like six

16:30

inches. Last, like. The. Ugly. Oh

16:32

up there was no that you're not a

16:34

false loud you don't let me write home

16:36

about that of the i'll just. I guess

16:38

I'll stay exactly where I am Said She kisses

16:40

know. About in think so

16:43

I had to sit also nicholas

16:45

like say I'm Nick what's your

16:47

name yeah and that I went.

16:50

Like this consistent. Oh really he was like

16:52

has i'm young, saw she knew your name

16:54

though there's no way they have a discuss

16:57

and that had to be net. I think

16:59

they took my name when nexus me and

17:01

and giving my name thinking that I was

17:03

amazing! I love connection! Every time someone

17:05

drives through and they learned their name

17:07

they put it on one of those

17:09

felt markets like a your call. Is

17:11

good guest of the day. Is

17:13

spelled as random fact computer picks up

17:15

randomly. And. What did? they weren't

17:17

with those blanks? He. Just

17:20

be aware of this area and

17:22

yeah, slow down but not saw.

17:24

They want us to spot wayward

17:26

children in this part by no

17:28

one time for us so eerily

17:30

saw a child. Just. Saying

17:32

it out, Having a picnic by himself.

17:34

No, no parents anywhere around I think.

17:36

The parents are wearing a bunch of green

17:39

and didn't do that. That's what I mean

17:41

that to be. Yeah, they were

17:43

traveling just tic toc parents split. Up

17:45

they were over talking straight into camera.

17:47

Not any sincere child's is a. Beverages:

17:51

During. One of those what would you

17:53

do is the have found a child

17:55

in the park videos so popular parenting

17:57

least at this parents were in the

17:59

tree. For sure. Yeah.

18:02

Yeah sometimes. They

18:05

do. I just wanna get away from the

18:07

kid. Very best. Climbers

18:09

stay at. Nothing

18:11

I sally's just thinking. Yeah.

18:14

What are they? don't? You run around our wants you

18:16

from up here. They're. It

18:18

looks. Like I was like are they citing That's

18:20

always my thing is like seven eleven parking lot

18:23

people they must be up to no good. Yeah

18:25

and then they were talking and then they. The.

18:28

Younger man just kissed the woman on the cheek.

18:31

Yeah, it only needing. Yeah, it's

18:33

nice to be reminded that. Not

18:37

everyone's an evil doer. No. In

18:39

fact, most people are just trying to something shell

18:41

out. Before. It started raining

18:43

like this this morning. I woke

18:45

up and did my really old

18:48

guy skateboarding it cosco part in

18:50

los angeles I was alone. Oh

18:52

yeah, and I set up a

18:54

little tripod cause I've been trying

18:56

to get this one track and there's

18:59

always. A guy most.

19:01

Mornings. I go. A guy comes and

19:03

parks and his van. right? By the

19:06

curb and he's got a lot of stuff. and

19:08

as man, I don't know that he lives in

19:10

it, but he's always dressed. He's

19:12

just son some sort of break like

19:15

maybe goes there after his regular night

19:17

shift. Oh yeah, no yeah, but he's

19:19

always. He's been there enough that he

19:21

I swear everything he knows about. The

19:23

skateboarding is from watching me as the whoever

19:25

else is there. And. Ah,

19:28

use a little weird. He

19:30

has stuff like as scary

19:32

resting face on plays a

19:34

little guy so I'm not

19:36

scared of him and he's.

19:39

Like one time he got out any happen

19:41

to have like at a child's toy skateboard

19:43

weather may start riding around it's giggling maniacal

19:45

a I am caught me off guard but

19:47

I think he was just like I skateboard

19:49

to but no and embrace the right away.

19:51

So he went back and his band and

19:53

then I felt bad. How many other

19:55

people were there? Are a bunch and

19:58

a lot of mine. Light. You.

20:00

Know says they don't have like the social

20:03

awareness that I'm reynolds was a specific ah

20:05

they they just were like looked at him

20:07

weird like what is he doing and then

20:09

his feelings. I think we're her l a

20:11

way. That. Smarting see he says

20:13

you want me to sell meal. And.

20:16

Then I was worried because I've handed my

20:18

phone to someone and had them trying run

20:20

away before he oh sorry oh near just

20:22

will click on that one. Ah. Well

20:24

how did they get you to hand there your phone

20:27

to them the first time. On.

20:29

This guy was almost crying as that a laundromat.

20:31

He said can I please by your phone I

20:33

need call my mom she has to pick me

20:35

up. I'm having a hard day and I'm like

20:37

gosh. And. It was the

20:39

day a flip phone swears it wasn't.

20:42

Or I didn't It wasn't quite an I

20:44

phone think it was somewhere in the middle

20:46

where Samsung. Yeah was like with the

20:49

Samsung Air A. H

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20:55

touch screen but my information wasn't so

20:57

you don't just push on the Wells

21:00

Fargo app. Know my account, he it.

21:02

ah and I gave it to him

21:04

and he did seem like he was

21:06

gonna try and. Make. A run

21:08

for it. He had a. I need

21:10

say no more. After this a

21:13

Tasmanian devil tattoo on as the

21:15

that. That's. Fine I

21:17

think Spending a basketball of course.

21:19

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21:23

Is like he's like a big globe

21:25

trotters got a ship. Mostly trick shots,

21:27

none of the fundamentals now know. But.

21:29

This guy called many people and I just

21:32

stood there and waited. And but

21:34

he was having a hard day and I

21:36

think I've talked about this before. I kept

21:38

getting calls and texts for him. Of

21:41

weeks after? What about being a bad

21:43

father and my to? I'm not again.

21:45

this isn't a new phone. I in

21:47

fact remember him. Tiger

21:49

that trash says. So

21:52

that was a weird experience they didn't and

21:54

another time at that scale bark and Venice

21:56

is kids ran off and I'd like. Swept.

21:59

The. It on one K neighbors down Now

22:01

realized she was like sixteen or seventeen. I'm

22:04

like I'm a grown man. Grabbed yourself? Yeah

22:06

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very good. If like of. And

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very. Good photographer oh followed us.

26:04

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again any if can hear his voice say

26:08

that he cites or you almost got it.

26:11

Enables I'm like, wait, actually, the

26:13

Sky maybe has a skateboarding background.

26:15

Cousin? psycho. your most. And

26:17

were wanna go into what I'd still. And

26:20

by the yeah he was good. He was

26:22

gray and where he was motivating me. He

26:24

was saying encouraging things. He was. He made

26:26

me I get pretty close. That's nice. Yeah

26:29

it was a cool interaction some point is.

26:32

I. Am I was glad that I. Gave

26:34

him the benefit of the doubt handed

26:36

in my pocket computer yeah that's a

26:38

dozen. Uninsured is is a real very

26:41

risky. And I feel like you have

26:43

shared stories on his podcast multiple times.

26:46

A Bow really get involved with

26:48

celebrities such you pass on the

26:50

street and I would like you.

26:52

To stop, I know, but.

26:55

I. Know, sometimes I have

26:58

regrets, but I also more

27:00

often than not I'm. I'm.

27:03

Happy that I. Okay and

27:06

that's oh yeah rubbish right there's gonna

27:08

be worth wage. Would you forget turn

27:10

as I can handle myself out of

27:12

violence scenario. I mean you don't want

27:14

me to get the he had talked

27:16

about tough I used to be back

27:18

when I did taxes. do you know

27:20

I don't answer? Oh

27:23

yeah, you do. You love sites,

27:25

You love it. I. Do love sites.

27:27

I know you did. Assessed. Ah, it's

27:29

my favorite. I just know how to.

27:32

Address. If if shit actually goes down

27:34

I crumpled like use cases he had

27:36

split. Blyton, the guy in the van.

27:39

Although a mean mug. Yeah

27:41

isn't big and maybe isn't scary and he

27:43

was worth the risk And I've interacted with

27:45

him before. I should have said one time

27:47

is like how do you will set attach

27:50

a file and I went into his email

27:52

I tells his phone before. Okay

27:54

yeah size returning the fifth did you

27:56

are tears To the right to censor

27:58

is it's okay. I

28:01

don't and against that the I turned toward

28:03

you to say that you were just during

28:05

the day. never do yeah you're sending maybe

28:07

a so we're going to stop suddenly has

28:09

been you. also had a coffee in your

28:11

hand so it just seemed like an emergency.

28:14

Cheers I'm just. Kind. Of ceiling the holiday

28:16

spirit. Right now I have blitz

28:18

tears. People as we drive by.

28:20

a. Series

28:22

of Be Holidays T Assistance.

28:28

So. Well. Unfortunately were a

28:31

dress the same today. I think

28:33

we should make that a thing again. Is.

28:36

Other. This is a

28:38

saline assert. oh I'm sorry

28:40

Anna, you know from Texas.

28:43

Not Gomez. One. Here

28:45

to talk about the Montana Singers. My,

28:48

you mean Rob Quist or

28:51

the Ban Silkworms? That about

28:53

does it. That's about

28:55

as that the pollen malloy from

28:57

the Decemberists. Say that's big Yeah! Used

28:59

to go to my improv shows. I did

29:01

a little logos first. first band. You

29:03

gave him the idea to talk about Wales. I

29:06

gave him the idea to name

29:08

a bad after months since this

29:10

isn't have it be not ugly

29:12

scenes even though it's December based.

29:14

And he's like this is a fucking great

29:16

I know, you know they did He said

29:18

yes and. Exactly

29:21

to say that regulates I

29:23

saw my short form games.

29:26

He's. Like I want to be a part of this. I'm. To

29:28

I Two and A Murder Am

29:30

I calling did he? He did

29:32

have great suggestions that he used

29:34

a L, A nurse or things

29:36

like as stuttering weatherman train set

29:39

off me and I'm like oh

29:41

here we go, where we go

29:43

and I would always get nervous

29:45

when they'd yell something out. And

29:48

then the he married. A friend

29:50

of mine who entered school with. Who.

29:52

I've always stayed in touch with and she was

29:54

showing marry her artwork and she's like oh I

29:56

did this for. Cohen's. New band

29:59

and it was like these old timey.

30:01

Character. Drawings. And. Then

30:04

as an. Of Tower Records

30:06

and I saw that it was the cover

30:08

of Dollars. That's how I realized he put

30:10

it all together and then I'm like, oh

30:12

that is His voice. Who does

30:14

the band before was not. it was more

30:17

blue grass type isn't. And

30:19

one of the members was dating Eve. That

30:21

the woman that start those the women I

30:23

credit with me becoming it meaning. Amazing!

30:26

Guess it is amazing to me

30:28

and. The. Way things have been near.

30:30

As people become successful. Yeah,

30:34

it's true, Now.

30:37

If your mom or dad said chris, we're gonna

30:39

come take you to the symphony. Orchestra Family

30:41

Night Concert And have you ever

30:43

twelve? what would your answer to?

30:46

That is that endless which sends

30:48

me as it as the San

30:50

Fernando Million Yes, Is it. Are

30:53

you talking about the Boston Pops? Mom

30:55

and Dad know we're talking at the

30:57

San Fernando Symphony. I. Honestly,

30:59

I'm very. Ah,

31:02

nostalgically remember enjoying the.

31:05

Symphony Orchestra in the

31:07

park near my house

31:09

and Iowa State's is

31:11

and. I

31:13

was sitting on listings is A and I'm

31:15

like this is decisions persevere find. Well I

31:18

have three fucking houses. ones in Montana. In

31:21

my dad lives there. he bought at okay

31:23

oh had mine. Also. And

31:25

then my other else is in Austin. People

31:29

of renovated it makes they clearly live there

31:31

now since I stopped paying rent but still

31:34

my house and them down a yeah and

31:36

now and then I have that little shack

31:38

here. But. On yeah this was

31:40

my childhood home. There was a park

31:42

down the street and we know every

31:44

now and lay on blankets mostly old

31:46

folks and you watch symphony. Music.

31:50

Like. From the University of Montana.

31:53

And at the time I thought it was so

31:55

lamp. Just. Got it was just. Symbolism.

31:58

says. But

32:00

now I'm like that was really cool is

32:03

great. yeah I just i looked on a

32:05

slime. On my father's is to make

32:07

us listen to classical music. Anytime we are in

32:09

the car with him is his. He.

32:11

Loves class music. He can whistle a law

32:13

like if you turn the classical station on.

32:16

He. Will start listening or all along with

32:18

whatever comes on. he knows it and as

32:20

like a fan of it and has been

32:23

census twenty. I'm. A

32:25

crazy that's great so he

32:27

he knows right away with

32:30

Beethoven or shop earlier or

32:32

Mozart crack and he noted

32:35

that you could say. That

32:37

you have three more left in. As or is

32:39

dry it's er Jo said pro Triple

32:41

bad I saw in well as empty.

32:43

I'm going to drive up to our

32:45

that cop car as and see what's

32:47

going down. Away we got well staying.

32:49

We got our Monday as got Mozart.

32:55

Assistance of my dad is a

32:57

thing where any time he would

32:59

go we would. Lose.

33:01

We do like dad. please let us look for

33:03

the radio the that analysis. You'll like this. You'll

33:05

like this and then. His. State

33:08

of in would come on he would say for

33:10

this. And I would.

33:12

Always gets Mozart. Yeah, you'd always as

33:14

random as he has no Beethoven and

33:16

it took us years to realize he

33:18

only ask when Beethoven played. Oh

33:20

okay, Who's that? And

33:22

then we just are like Mercer. Yeah,

33:25

yeah, that's funny. They are that

33:27

just like the main character and

33:29

Clockwork Orange. Began. A

33:31

Beethoven didn't like Mozart but regular

33:34

people like does. That. Don't

33:36

pillage with a gang of thugs. Like.

33:39

Both of them Don't go to milk

33:41

bars for so beautiful people that that's

33:43

a troublesome movie. I really wish I

33:45

didn't watch it. Our dear. Just as

33:47

good as a pre teen. I

33:50

I watch that movie and junta

33:52

person I think it was. A

33:54

girl like lifts the movie theater. And

33:57

was like at. Or to the movie

33:59

theater and were. Glad that I was

34:01

like are Not like is. No time.

34:03

I was so. Skinny.

34:06

Treated as. Such an amazing

34:08

decade that sheath. Boxes will laugh

34:10

in a way that you don't even

34:12

understand that happening. And writers like hundred

34:14

unhappy. Job: I don't want to be here.

34:17

Like. I don't. What is? This is the

34:19

future. A I say that is in

34:21

a game in the city Flat It's I

34:23

say that I'd listen and I repeat it.

34:27

I. Do big Iran's I repeat

34:29

I have been all three places

34:31

they shot the shining even though

34:33

they gave me the creeps. Believe

34:35

we like to be scared, we

34:38

do. And and we

34:40

like to look at. What?

34:42

he was looking at because. He

34:44

put together. Like

34:46

the signing Even more so, the signing

34:48

is horrifying. Yeah, it really isn't as

34:50

holds up yet as. Even.

34:53

Though I've watched it so many times, that holds

34:55

up late. So very

34:57

scary. Such. Silence was not a

35:00

child after. It was just a

35:02

kid. Thirty.

35:04

Find that kid and apart as. A

35:07

list his. Parents. Know where to

35:09

the sound poses a risk is. Listed

35:11

the park. I.

35:15

I. Kind of remember that.

35:18

They. Just like he found him at a

35:20

mall or something. I. Don't know. I'm

35:22

sure he had illustrates. It's like it

35:24

was like the you know production designer signer.

35:27

I can writers somebody answers

35:29

or favorite elitism or allows.

35:32

But I just remember reading something at

35:34

the reason he's still amazing as because

35:36

he doesn't. He. Yeah.

35:38

I think. It. Was. So.

35:41

Staff members, sons and so he started talking

35:43

to him and it was just like oh

35:45

my God. This is the perfect age. The

35:48

various acts like awareness. right? Do

35:50

they may be have that kids

35:52

parent direct them. That would be

35:54

a cool trick. Political track. I'm

35:56

gonna do that track. it's my

35:58

idea of he didn't. When. Someone

36:01

is the parents are bad directors right? There

36:03

is always that chance. They just

36:05

have no vision. You're not originally,

36:07

that is this. State.

36:10

Only sooner looking up and saying the

36:12

kid in. The Shining. Was he

36:14

a child actor? Was he a relative? Of

36:17

a Danny South number New

36:19

with Danny. Says I could be wrong. And

36:22

as if I'm wrong, That means I'm just making a

36:24

whole thing up. which is a little bit. I

36:26

don't want to are now that you're telling these

36:28

tales. Ah, the school or. You're

36:33

exactly right. At Work

36:35

Now Worth especially on corporate areas

36:37

that are you name the network

36:39

Yes. Because. I.

36:42

Say it constantly and we went through

36:44

a bunch of name. But. We

36:46

had to clear all the names. be as

36:48

you can't is the name of that somebody

36:50

else already has the remedy else has like

36:52

copy written or trademarked or whatever. And.

36:55

So we picked a ton of other names

36:57

and now I can't remember a one of

36:59

them was. Starling Media after

37:01

Clarice Starling. You.

37:04

Know and silence of these lawyer. Fans

37:06

a glance. I say needs

37:08

beers and there. Was a bunch of

37:11

other ones that were loose. was like similar

37:13

and they would need me just keep. Adding

37:16

them to down and having to think of. Another one

37:18

and having it sees as a

37:20

step forward is t irritating in

37:23

Georgia has made me. What?

37:25

About a both in a i think I said it

37:27

at one point and then she was like wait, what

37:29

about what if is that Yes. I.

37:32

Like the name of our podcast. I

37:34

would say I'm just saying. I.

37:36

Do wanna do a remix of a song? I

37:39

wanted to get back in the studio and by

37:41

bad I mean huge It's make a song. And

37:44

I come in after the fact. South

37:46

Africa. You. Want a different version of

37:49

the same songs? Don't know, I just for

37:51

a special occasion to we do a Christmas tree

37:53

and ah now people are going to won it.

37:56

Was a bad idea. don't most minister

37:58

exactly. I.

38:02

Don't. Know if that would be able to echoing

38:04

a different version of that's Not. Just because you

38:07

haven't been playing the guitar is my genocides.

38:09

But wouldn't be different. I know I

38:11

can't do anything for his earlier betters.

38:13

that song better about. You. Think some

38:15

on for me to play but it is

38:18

a i never knew would think. We.

38:20

Would get sick of our own theme song.

38:22

And. I never yet kill, I can list knew

38:24

it all damn day. Very.

38:27

Pretty. Thank you very much. Yeah,

38:29

me too. A good lyrics. The. Thing I

38:32

liked about it is it all came out at

38:34

one time. Which. I think you.

38:36

Have the best songs do sometimes you can like.

38:39

Hit. First of all, you think of a lyric and then

38:41

later. But initialize and

38:43

is mad about something else. I

38:46

was like and injustice done and I

38:48

also don't want it to the bad

38:50

and so many more matches or Nike

38:52

and all that hair. And. Often

38:54

times I would like odds become

38:56

a new record but I resisted

38:58

in a snit. and then I

39:01

resisted here. And then it.

39:03

I liked it. Yeah I've my buried

39:05

layer to were you scared or was

39:07

it sign? yeah that's that's that's like

39:09

a throwaway like you don't wanna hear

39:11

about it anyway scared or was it

39:13

for me? Just move on to the

39:16

attacks since please just say sign of

39:18

unlike their about you being scared. I'm

39:20

so it wasn't great, but it was time. Doing

39:22

yeah it's always science and skyn against the

39:24

next thing that story and then it'll be

39:27

fine. I promise I won't take have a

39:29

more projects that will require us to do

39:31

Have been to work and also practice before

39:33

him. On.

39:36

Did I don't find? Anything about Daniel Lawyer

39:38

or Die. Anyway, it doesn't say that his

39:40

that his parents for working on the storm

39:42

or anything just that he was selected because

39:44

as his ability to concentrate for long periods

39:47

of time. Oh and he said that he

39:49

was. Told that it was a horror film

39:51

year I think what I just know as

39:53

said he never worked again. But

39:57

that's just Hollywood and on a good size.

40:00

If you know your six, you're out there

40:02

are hungry trying to find your next Gehrig.

40:06

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40:08

it was to buy be abusive.

40:10

Environment: They're as Shelley Duvall them

40:12

by a cabin somewhere. You

40:16

actually thought it was funny because no one told you it

40:18

was a horror movie. Yeah got

40:20

there were there it is

40:22

still be best thing to

40:24

ever I say mommy. First.

40:27

Viral videos that I. Remember.

40:30

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40:32

I Joe cartoon slips away

40:35

the required. Trailer. To

40:37

dining yes to be like oh

40:39

oh Kramer Vs samer yeah like

40:41

he he He's He's lonely as

40:43

a writer that doesn't know what

40:45

to write about many works in

40:47

this and in this hotel and.

40:50

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40:52

care then becomes as das yes this

40:54

is just as Flakes. Just

40:57

with a little. Little. Soundtrack Change

40:59

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41:01

storytelling. Law so Jack Nicholson says is important

41:03

because he is doing the joker smile. For a

41:05

lot of the crazy or parts of that they

41:07

have in then it look like. Corny.

41:10

Time is all. This is nice.

41:13

Yeah yeah is like those not smiling

41:15

as. You.

41:17

He is unpredictable. He'll pick up a

41:20

Beatles and just put it in his

41:22

mouth. Oh yeah

41:24

is that from my the which is

41:26

a nice. That. Ah, those series I

41:28

take that as it's not for sale.

41:30

Are you sure they're not the same?

41:33

A single put anything in as mail

41:35

that die a lit cigar. That

41:37

was that? A Laker game. Know. He'd see

41:39

it was the town or is

41:41

it departed. They're. Just

41:43

there's a scene in the Departed wary

41:46

of cockroaches climbing across a stove and

41:48

he picks it up in Switzerland is

41:50

no, no, Yes, And he this he

41:52

set to this is improvisation. His supervisor.

41:54

so I don't like that here. Sand

41:57

I don't either. The

42:01

figure. Is. The

42:03

cockroaches about the know why. I

42:07

mean look. I guess it's nice

42:09

that someone. It's. The departed Jack

42:11

Nicholson has nothing to prove it route like

42:13

he needs to be doing that rock and

42:16

roll acting and he still doing it. One.

42:18

Thousand percent. For. Jesus

42:20

fucking Christ. it's a cockroach.

42:22

Yeah, Don't. Put out in your mouth.

42:25

Negotiated a to and members

42:27

some Kiss. And he thinks

42:29

it Jack Nicholson's. Action

42:32

was an answer. Cynical Sages

42:34

I. Since they probably respect each

42:36

other's work. I'm. Sure, they watch

42:38

each other's movies. Oh yeah, Right now,

42:40

could you name a movie that has

42:42

both Jack Nicholson and Nicolas Cage's. Ah,

42:46

Let's see. While.

42:49

I. Don't. Believe

42:52

they've ever worked together. I

42:54

don't either. But in fact, checking yes

42:56

we will need the answer to this

42:59

one. Thing

43:01

I did. It turns out I did make have

43:03

that whole thing elected. Lesson. A child actor. As

43:06

at full fabrication, well. Even

43:09

if even wasn't already, there was

43:11

definitely. His first

43:13

gig. Said. Was a

43:15

real The Flash and the parents of last

43:17

a maternal a bogus. Like

43:20

back I never he was just said a

43:22

kid that acted in one movie and same.

43:24

As. Yeah. That's

43:28

like see starts were that long,

43:30

start singing and someone wrote the

43:32

most fast forward and seen in

43:34

any movie that. Is so funny,

43:36

know is so specific No

43:38

one wants his mom's. Song.

43:40

It's so depressing. Known.

43:43

Yeah. I. I.

43:46

Don't think I think still as an adult

43:48

I fast forward over it. Young.

43:51

Ah, homes. But. You know you don't

43:53

ask for it over. Grandpa. Joe

43:55

Get now that Saddam. Had you gotta be

43:57

careful how hard you push that button has a

43:59

comes. Right after. It.

44:02

Is the next thing literally? See things

44:04

about the Long Laundry bam, his

44:06

dance and about the chocolate. Is

44:08

like a higher I am I

44:11

see is Shirley. Get

44:14

ice, discuss it with illegal

44:16

and good grandpa Joe think

44:18

he'll think you buy it

44:20

is only. When. You

44:23

do also do a pretty dead.

44:26

Grandma's. Have to be sterilized.

44:28

so do get nothing. Nothing.

44:31

and I'm a very

44:34

good prejudiced you are

44:36

and impersonator. And.

44:39

Kurt. Kurt. Characters.

44:43

And it's this is a citizen

44:45

of months him there's a difference

44:47

is between and press and and.

44:50

Oh. My. Dad always said

44:52

Ritz Little does limitations on impressive.

44:55

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44:57

person says. Oh that. Ignore

44:59

that. Could say yes, Yes yeah. I

45:01

think that my dad was not big,

45:03

rich little sam sour like I. Think

45:11

serious. While he had a great comic,

45:13

suddenly it's debt that some to unleash

45:15

since that's where Robin Leach shows to.

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are we stopping by the studio Real

46:52

is it a church

46:55

and am I gonna tire gonna hit I Think

46:58

this is one of the things your car would yell

47:00

about. Oh, that's true. There's probably

47:02

a little camera on your hubcap. I Said

47:06

that almost accused it orally. I know I'm kind

47:09

of angrily. Yeah. Oh, you probably have a fucking

47:11

camera in your cupcap Impressions

47:13

versus imitation. That's where

47:16

April Richardson and I shot Almost

47:19

genius and all the world's dumbest episodes.

47:21

God that literally looks like a shotgun

47:23

shack on the side of the road

47:26

Yeah, yeah, it's loud and that's

47:28

his working studio here I

47:31

think it is skill. No every once in

47:33

a while. I want to drop by and say hi to the guys

47:35

I mean it I

47:37

think they work on cops a lot now Seems

47:40

like they would be able to keep costs low Well,

47:43

like a lot of businesses that's hard

47:46

to have a studio through a whole

47:48

quarantine Yeah, I may have

47:50

let it go and just opt for

47:52

any room with a green curtain because

47:54

that's really all you need You don't

47:57

need a bathroom. You don't get

47:59

a building with bushes nearby. Hopefully

48:01

nice tall bushes you can spot behind.

48:04

Yes. I

48:07

do like to sit when I pee. It's

48:10

better for the prostate. Okay, let's

48:13

talk about this coffee drink that

48:15

you've invented for this trip. I

48:17

can't believe you want a subject

48:19

change, but yes, let's talk about

48:21

it. Because I'm wondering, did

48:24

we pull up to that drive-thru and you thought

48:26

to yourself, it's time for

48:28

Fairbanks to get a little creative with this coffee

48:30

drink again. Yeah, this time I'm

48:33

very happy with it. Are you? There's

48:35

something about, there's the times I've had

48:37

only one pump into

48:39

my coffee and it just doesn't

48:41

take. Like a vanilla or something,

48:43

it's like barely there. It's so

48:46

little flavor that it's almost disappointing. Like

48:49

you're into a drip coffee. Right, right.

48:51

Yeah, like I know that it's trying

48:53

to have flavor but much

48:55

like a LaCroix, it's just disappointing

48:58

that I've even tried. But this,

49:00

the peppermint, I could, it hit my face

49:02

like it actually is. There's a menthol

49:04

situation happening. Very. I could tell it

49:06

was there the minute my nose was,

49:09

because I poured in my nose first. Oh

49:12

yeah, it's very good. Just one pump of

49:14

peppermint and a little bit of any

49:17

type of milk other than cow.

49:19

It's delicious. It seems like it'd be good and

49:22

it's nice, a nice holiday-ish kind

49:24

of vibe. Yeah, and

49:27

I already got Christmas fever. I

49:29

know me too, but my thing is this, I don't

49:32

like mint in my

49:34

food or drink usually at all. Oh

49:36

really, what do you reserve mint

49:38

for? Toothpaste. Ah

49:41

yes. It's too toothpaste-y. Boy,

49:43

I've never even put that together. Oh sorry, I

49:45

think I just ruined your drink. No,

49:48

no, it's, I know

49:50

to differentiate because coffee

49:52

does the opposite of white in my

49:55

teeth. That's true. Yeah, it turns my

49:57

teeth into brown little pillows. I

49:59

mean... It's actually, yeah, it's

50:01

really good. I like to keep it simple.

50:04

Yeah, I think that's good. But I like... I've

50:07

never thought about it before, because I just basically get

50:09

this same thing every time and know I like it

50:11

and know what I want out of it. But

50:13

the idea of kind of going, I'm going to do

50:15

a simple mix and match. Yeah.

50:18

Coffee, some sort of

50:20

a dairy product in there,

50:22

and then a flavor. I

50:25

promised myself I'd come out of

50:27

this time

50:29

up from society trying new things.

50:31

Oh, yeah? This is my version of a pool

50:33

party. It's a pump of

50:35

peppermint in some kind of... Woo!

50:38

Watch me do a cannonball, everybody! We

50:40

must do what we

50:42

can when we can

50:45

as we can. I don't know if that's

50:47

actually a thing, but... Is that... I actually thought that

50:49

was Shakespeare or something. I thought you were quoting something.

50:51

It was because I was talking in that weird voice.

50:55

It sounded like a real good quote.

50:57

Yeah, had that, you get

50:59

ready for this cadence to it, but

51:01

then in the end, it's very

51:03

disappointing. Yeah. I'm kidding.

51:05

There's not, really. I'm

51:07

kidding. I like this rainy day.

51:10

It's terrific. Yeah. I

51:12

appreciate any weather that

51:14

we get. Yeah, agreed. And

51:17

it's what people usually complain about rainy days, but

51:19

I love it. Look how gray it is. It's

51:21

so nice. It's reary. This is as close as

51:23

we get to a season. It

51:27

makes me think, maybe I

51:29

should put up some Christmas lights. Yeah. It

51:31

made me do crafts. It made me

51:33

paint on my jacket. Yeah. Cover

51:36

up that ugly image on the back.

51:39

It makes me want to get crafty.

51:41

Something about rain. It's like, well, I have

51:43

no choice. I got to get creative. That's

51:45

right. It's like when you have to do

51:47

a recess indoors on

51:49

a rainy day at school. Yeah. Do

51:53

you remember reading the book A Snowy

51:55

Day and then doing The art project?

51:57

Where you get a piece of blue construction paper?

52:01

The that way. And. Then

52:03

you blow at the white paint around

52:05

with a strong. And. It looks

52:07

like now. I'd use those

52:09

techniques before and I liked just cause

52:11

it was. Made

52:13

me dizzy. Right?

52:15

You are high Think tank top guy sniffing

52:17

glue everything and a fifth grader. I was

52:20

really had a my time. But. I

52:22

don't remember that book and all. this is in

52:24

kindergarten, but it's I know it's there. It's like

52:26

one the first books a teacher would redo at

52:28

school. Okay, No, I don't

52:31

remember. You have a good memory. I don't remember.

52:35

Can be heard. As well. And it's. It

52:37

systems. It's a very sweet love

52:39

that it's like a little boy

52:41

that just basically put ma'am seriously

52:43

and I'll fucking kill you. Success

52:45

died live. In Love site

52:48

you. Are like she's literally as to subside

52:50

yelling through the South side and then decides

52:52

to turn and look and see what else

52:54

is. May be happening Riyadh of annoying people.

52:56

They do plan on stopping but they're going to

52:58

make you think they're gonna keep rolling. Will another

53:00

it's like and then. Sometimes.

53:03

Those same people roll out in front of his

53:05

foreign as that. You have to let them do

53:07

whatever they want. Because. They've already now

53:09

kind of blocked you in a way where

53:11

then you have to like the like after

53:13

you. Yeah. I don't expect

53:15

that from a Mazda driver. Now.

53:18

That's ballsy. Yeah, let's be. I'm Debbie

53:20

A. Behavior no offense. All of you

53:22

out there driving famers. That

53:24

are doing have a car dealership to

53:26

work as a real don't ya that

53:28

Weeks though, I lived some. Carrots

53:32

are allowed or alerts this test

53:34

fire. Never thought I five and

53:36

or life but you put their

53:39

hand up as a serving on

53:41

a curve excluding know my inside

53:43

terrible signs written in wanna do

53:45

and I do You didn't have

53:48

the same for a minute. I

53:50

was not going to leave you

53:52

hanging girls not. On this beautiful

53:54

Christmas Day. Know it's bad luck.

53:57

Yeah. But yeah, I don't remember that book. But

54:01

apparently my sister says all

54:03

these years later, like literally

54:05

50, she still does

54:07

that exact same art project after the first

54:09

time she reads that book and they read it

54:11

in the winter time. So

54:14

it's like other kids go through a

54:16

snowy day. Yeah. I wonder if, uh,

54:18

if I ever have little people in my

54:20

house, uh, in

54:23

the future, if all of a sudden

54:25

I'll remember things like that. I

54:27

bet. Just cause you're around kids and it'll kind

54:29

of open up that memory vault. Did

54:32

you just get that memory ball? Memory

54:35

vault. Oh good. Good. Well,

54:38

our brains really are bold balls

54:40

of memories. Each

54:43

lobe is spherical. I

54:46

think we're done. It was a fun episode.

54:49

Look, I like our

54:51

episodes the best because I love

54:54

listening to sound in my own voice. Me

54:56

too. When it's just

54:59

you and I, there's fewer stopping of

55:01

talking. Yes. Oh God.

55:04

And it's easier to lose your train of thought and

55:06

pick it back up again later. One of my favorite

55:08

things to do. Yeah. And

55:10

this is tiring for you and I. I

55:12

mean, we, you and I generally, I think

55:15

that you and I are both people that

55:17

don't mind. We know a lot of people

55:19

that can't stand silent for a moment that

55:21

has to be filled with conversation. Oh yeah.

55:23

I grew up with a group of friends

55:25

that we could go on road trips and

55:27

no one says anything for a half hour

55:30

and it doesn't mean anything. There's no?

55:32

Everything is fine. Yep.

55:34

And so we have

55:36

to work harder, you know, even though

55:38

we're great communicators, you and I. Oh

55:41

yeah, yeah. It is work.

55:43

It's not hot in here, but I'm sweating.

55:45

Yes. It's laborious to talk. You have

55:47

to think, you have to plan, you have

55:50

to kind of listen at least a little

55:52

bit. You have to use the noun the

55:54

person just used to connect to what you

55:56

want to say. Yeah. It's

55:58

a lot like. Hard labor is

56:01

an usb illness. And eight teamsters

56:03

we just wanna say for

56:05

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56:07

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56:12

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56:14

he heard. This is my first are

56:16

threats that. I think we should

56:18

start a pug as union. The

56:21

at all that needs to happen very soon

56:23

as I'm not joking. Yeah, you actually I'm telling

56:25

you to do that your you're floats heard

56:27

of the business and me. Oh

56:29

yeah, I'm not. the one is such

56:31

an. Asking for. Another

56:35

one it it's skateboard park every. Goddamn

56:37

day. Where am I? I'm in

56:39

there at that zoom meeting in

56:41

that room? My parents. Were.

56:43

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56:45

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56:48

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