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1:39

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2:00

you need a ride, do you

2:03

need a ride? With

2:22

Karen and Chris. Welcome

2:26

to Do You Need a Ride, this is

2:28

Chris Fairbanks. And this is Karen Kildira. We

2:31

have decided the opening topic

2:34

today as Karen stated would

2:36

be based

2:39

on the universal consciousness of what

2:41

has fed us. And

2:44

you know that makes me nervous, I like to

2:46

come with a starter. Yeah, I

2:48

think just let it,

2:50

seeing what happens. Like

2:53

you're in Vegas. Vegas style. Yeah. Yeah.

2:57

Just gamble and lose your mortgage

2:59

just to see. Yeah, yeah. What's

3:03

that feeling like? Have you ever gone

3:05

through something like that before? If I left it

3:07

up to the universe, I

3:10

would never, and I don't gamble. So it turns

3:12

out I do leap it up to the universe.

3:16

I don't really enjoy gambling. Like

3:19

I've done it and I've done

3:21

it very, this car. It

3:24

does that where I'm like so far away

3:26

and it's beeping or it doesn't beep at

3:29

all. Yeah, it's like a tattletale. That beep

3:31

is a kid raising his hand. Every

3:34

question asked. And the teacher is ignoring

3:36

them. Anyone but

3:39

Theodore. Theodore, I

3:41

saw the brake lights. It's fine. There

3:45

was a kid in

3:47

my school who would, his

3:49

name was Danny. I'm

3:52

saying his name because I'm

3:54

about to praise him. He

3:57

was a classic nerd. Wait a

3:59

minute. Sounds Like a nerd. but like

4:01

from a movie. Tape on the glasses,

4:03

bald tires, Ah new.

4:06

every question. And

4:08

woods needs. To express

4:10

themselves through loud sneezing and and

4:12

with startle everyone. So on paper

4:14

it sounds bad, but I look

4:16

back on that guy and he

4:18

knew who he was. An

4:21

he did not adjust anything.

4:24

And he knew every question and he would raise

4:26

his hand and make us all look and so

4:28

people. Know. What Bullied him? I went to

4:30

a Bully freeze at my school was in a

4:32

Bully Three zone. How fortuitous for

4:35

your children. Yes Yes Yes!

4:37

Miss them. Ah,

4:40

The kids the head back then in

4:42

high school aged children someone suggested that

4:44

of them were I thought about being

4:46

a father in high school the and

4:49

gotta was just a phase. I mean

4:51

I didn't want to take the easy

4:53

way out know I just wanted to

4:55

utilize the zone we were is ah

4:58

but yeah I I think that. Danny.

5:00

All the time. So sorry. did you actually

5:03

think there is anything positive about the stories

5:05

are sold about him? Ah no

5:07

I you know I'd start with a

5:09

bummer. By the way, I'll update that

5:11

cat not adopt as it did live.

5:13

I found the people on I asked

5:15

about the cat. the cat is now

5:17

in a home. It was indeed hit

5:19

by a car and has recovered a

5:21

little broken bone, a little cast, Isn't

5:25

that great? is great. sees the slow burn

5:27

A viewer vivid. If you are on a

5:29

sad little cliff hanger, there is. My story

5:32

was two episodes ago. It

5:34

had a month long time with

5:36

sorrow cliffhangers over. The cat now

5:39

wears a little top had centers

5:41

in a giant man says. So

5:44

many kids. Lila, So many kids.

5:46

Are that yeah, yeah? I Yard

5:49

sale or all ratio? Yes or

5:51

no. I just. See. Danny

5:53

raising his hand is the equivalent

5:56

of your car tattle tailing on

5:58

every. i got it does I'm

6:00

saying we should probably edit Danny's full name

6:02

out. Danny. I

6:04

might have the name wrong. Well,

6:10

slightly wrong. I'm just such a good

6:13

actor. Oh, there's just

6:15

kind of you were, you're kind of riffing. Yeah.

6:18

And I'm now I think that was

6:20

his name. Sure we can believe it.

6:22

Well, just what's the what's the value

6:24

of it? Don't any sitting there going.

6:27

I love that guy. And then you tell that

6:29

story, which was mostly negative. Now, Karen, I don't

6:31

know. I'm not trying to

6:33

start no static with you, but this

6:35

is a little bit of a pot

6:37

calling the kettle black situation because you

6:39

say everyone's last name. I do always.

6:41

I do. But I'm

6:43

pretty sure I keep

6:46

that part in mind. Right. If

6:48

this first name, last name was going to hear this,

6:50

would they be on board or would they be bumming

6:52

out? You know, there's a chance

6:54

he listens to our podcast at his station

6:57

at the jet propulsion laboratory.

7:01

He was very smart. See, and who

7:03

doesn't want that guy? Man,

7:06

was he smart, but he sneezed loud, better,

7:08

better write it out as next. But yes,

7:10

he was a bit of a. Tattletale

7:13

as far as. Tattletale nerd, which to

7:16

me seems overall negative. Nerds are cool

7:18

now. This is in the 80s. I don't. I

7:21

don't understand. The trilams would be

7:24

the most popular fraternity nowadays.

7:26

You can just do first name that

7:28

are also fixed. You

7:30

know, I changed his name from Daniel

7:33

to Danny. That

7:36

wasn't you. Yeah. Yeah.

7:38

Just bleep it out. I will

7:41

pretend his name was Danny Fox did. But

7:44

he. Yeah. Yeah.

7:47

It's like these cars. We know they don't have the

7:49

answer when it comes to driving. And

7:52

we should only appreciate that the car says,

7:55

hey, someone's slamming on the brakes in front

7:57

of you. It's like, yeah,

7:59

yeah. Yeah. I wasn't actually

8:01

looking so thank you. Yeah, you don't have to... ...tattle-tail

8:04

with such feet. I'm really

8:07

always have been on the fence with tattle-tails.

8:09

I genuinely feel a gigantic

8:12

sense of relief hearing that about the

8:14

cat. I need to say that. Good,

8:16

yes. I'm very happy for that. I

8:18

recognized the woman at

8:20

Lazen's that was the married couple that

8:22

actually did the work. I just kind

8:24

of hung out for a while. You

8:27

were the most traumatized person in the whole scenario.

8:29

You were the discoverer. Right, and

8:32

I called attention. I had a

8:34

group, a group, Girl Scout Cookie

8:37

selling moms and children. Oh,

8:39

but you pulled the children out. Yeah, I

8:41

was kind of holding the cord, I was

8:43

saying, what I knew about the cat, what

8:45

I thought, diagnosis. And

8:47

you had to speak loudly over the

8:49

little girls weeping and moaning. I

8:53

was also saying, were you sure? I'm pretty good with

8:55

people. I

8:57

did, I think I did do well that day. It's

9:00

my brain, the powers I have at night. I don't

9:02

know if you know about my powers. Yeah,

9:06

I'm very in

9:09

tune with the, I

9:13

don't know. I was supposed to

9:15

take that exit. I'm so sorry. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

9:17

It's because of my dribble. Oh,

9:20

I am listening. The other night I watched, I

9:22

tried to watch the Yell

9:24

Fest that is the new curb,

9:27

your enthusiasm. And there's an episode

9:30

where they're golfing. You know how I

9:32

like golf comedy. You do. And Richard

9:34

Lewis was in it. I'm like, oh,

9:36

that's, I'm, that's too bad that he

9:38

passed away. Yes. It was two days

9:40

ago. Very sad. Richard Lewis is one

9:42

of the best comics. But he passed

9:44

away like last night. Oh,

9:48

right. I was wrong. I didn't realize I was

9:50

wrong. Then today I'm like, oh, is this the

9:52

anniversary? And no, it

9:54

was it. I killed him

9:57

With my brain. Karen, I Just thought

9:59

on. Social. Media I just

10:01

said people posing as picture and saying very sad

10:03

things about him and hours. It's like oh he

10:05

died. So I didn't know a riot plays

10:07

reason why? Yeah, this was a few days

10:09

ago and those that have happened in the

10:12

last twenty four hours I'd I'd just made

10:14

me feel weird. It's.

10:18

Not. Good that I that I obviously cause

10:20

that. Sunseri. Narcissistic.

10:22

my knowing of view their fate is

10:24

my would step back from the right

10:26

know until I meant dipper my toe

10:29

and analysis and or it now on

10:31

our differences in yeah but I had

10:33

their bags and my whole life has

10:35

been know who look at that lo

10:37

haga someone needs skate that out. What

10:39

he said of us it's the thing

10:41

on the stairs you to jump on

10:43

his lip yeah but it's got some

10:45

stoppers classic skate stoppers to to make.

10:48

It so that people can't skate us. Yeah

10:50

yeah it's a little business that

10:52

they make you know for a

10:54

fancy said he is of little

10:56

brass. Starfish to

10:58

the kind rape over an ad serves.

11:00

You know it keeps. Kids.

11:02

From jumping on ledges and grinding

11:05

side use it right? Can I

11:07

Had to choose an idea? right?

11:09

And a yes You should write

11:11

a movie about the company's skate

11:13

stoppers that makes things that stop

11:15

sooner. Some skating and they're super

11:17

emerge like super over the top.

11:19

Ray Rice is underground. The

11:22

headquarters an underground right? Yeah, and

11:24

it's They make them out of

11:26

near seriously sourced metals. Yes, and

11:28

plastic some. The great. Plastic.

11:31

Patch specific task vs where they

11:33

also without remittance since have the

11:35

recycling system settings that right or

11:38

exactly like this is were settling

11:40

right right and yeah the tents

11:42

and state heroes com and site

11:45

this company an end up blowing

11:47

up their. Headquarters. Yeah,

11:50

Ah, freeing on the skaters, underestimated skateboarders

11:52

costs and they're like all they didn't

11:54

go to school. You. know right

11:57

but added you know they became lawyers

11:59

are mine During COVID.

12:01

This is... Have you ever seen the

12:03

Accidentes guy? He's a skateboarder. Yep.

12:06

I could tell by his big

12:09

bushy mustache and polyester suits. Oh

12:12

shit, that's a stop sign. It's okay, the car should

12:14

have told us. Thank you for sending me that. Okay,

12:16

seriously. Where were you on that

12:19

one, BattleTail? It has nothing to say.

12:22

Oh, I thought you knew that one. Oh,

12:25

I guess you don't read the street. You

12:30

know these street. State sectors. Yes. You

12:33

can see the franchise now. It's

12:35

so funny because this is something we kind

12:38

of jokingly... Unless

12:40

you're totally serious. It's not a bad idea.

12:43

I'm never 100% joking about

12:45

anything, really. Me either. Until I

12:47

started trying out narcissism. Now I'm

12:50

100% with everything. It

12:54

is the kind of thing where I'd like... If

12:56

I end up in a meeting, I'll forget all

12:58

these ideas and then all the same go, um,

13:01

skate stoppers. Yeah, let's do

13:03

it. It's called, uh, Skate Stoppers.

13:05

It's like, oh, I like that title. What's it

13:08

about? And then I started looking at things in

13:10

the room. Yeah. Whatever's on

13:12

the cork board. Read this at Idaho,

13:14

someone's ballpoint pen, and I've

13:16

been pre-lit it. It's a game called The

13:18

Pictures of Water. That

13:21

kind of thing. Right? What

13:23

was that noise? What's that all...

13:26

Yeah, no, that was me. Oh.

13:29

Oh, I just remembered last night I swallowed

13:31

a balloon. I

13:33

honestly thought Annelies had asthma. I was like, oh. I

13:36

apparently I do. Uh, yes. But

13:38

you said what was that noise? Literally

13:41

like you had nothing... You were asking

13:43

the question. I was asking my own

13:46

throat with my own voice box. What are

13:48

you doing? What

13:50

are you doing from six inches away from this

13:52

question? I think

13:55

that this idea, because it is hatched

13:57

on this podcast, I wouldn't have thought it would

13:59

be that way. of it if you

14:01

weren't talking about it. So we have

14:03

just four man's copy written it as

14:06

our co-joint idea. So

14:08

wherever whatever room we get in if skate

14:10

stoppers is the answer we're going to give

14:12

that answer. We have had a lot of

14:14

million dollar ideas in the

14:18

medical field, inventions, I'm mostly

14:20

speaking for myself, but I

14:23

need to start listening to this podcast because

14:25

there's gold in here. Yes there is. And

14:27

we just let it you know weird like

14:31

grip grasping for content kind of like how

14:33

I grasping for a

14:35

word there anyway. We're well we're mostly

14:38

grip grasping and I think that is

14:40

the what sets us apart

14:42

is the weird grip grasping at all

14:44

the grass just gripping and ripping and

14:47

grasping for ideas and

14:49

if someone sat me down in a room

14:51

and said hey you have 10 minutes to

14:53

think of a pitch. I would never think

14:55

of skate standards. I

14:58

would think and it's a problem with

15:00

entertainment right now I would think of

15:02

Ghostbusters a new version of it. The

15:04

newest. Yeah yeah no this one's a

15:06

little different. It has mermaids.

15:08

Yeah it's a combination of

15:10

Ghostbusters and splash. Is

15:14

Daniel Levy. We could

15:18

hear me out. Yeah and

15:21

then I just flipped through a book because Bill

15:23

Murray has a kid. Sir you have to go

15:25

it's our turn. Yes. Never

15:30

trust a 2001 civic. Never.

15:36

Never. This apartment building

15:39

went up quite quickly for my

15:41

taste. Yeah yeah that's that

15:44

means it probably has

15:47

structural flaws. It might be

15:49

sinking into the ground as we speak. Yep like

15:52

all of Venice. That's another movie

15:54

idea I have because there's a

15:57

high rise. I think it's in Brooklyn. It is.

16:00

We're. Like. Structurally unsound and

16:02

all these people live in a is A they

16:04

built It Really says. And

16:06

so because that building actually began

16:09

to like somehow implode and then

16:11

you have like an action. Suspense.

16:14

Navy. As like

16:16

hipsters, And rich people trying to escape

16:18

a collapsing building. Rise. Of but

16:20

they're of the first twenty minutes is

16:22

like warning signs. Things slowly sinking like

16:24

he was a server. I am sitting

16:26

back and forth. or I that guy

16:28

imagine a guy a fever slay riding

16:30

a screenplay and age as he whips

16:32

around. all the sudden his hands his

16:34

yes the lower them to get to

16:37

the laptop was lower. Oh yeah until

16:39

the last and the viewer will be

16:41

like wide as his laptop lower. This

16:43

is such an his first. Interesting So.

16:45

Yeah, this the strangers this perception and

16:47

then. Immediately in the ports falls

16:49

off yeah patio. Ah, but

16:51

the com for Lanai inception.

16:55

There's a lot of building sifting a

16:57

mass. Yeah this is services I was

16:59

like there but also the outside that

17:02

can be one of the fertile ground.

17:04

Balls off is a deck a a

17:06

Davenport Bay Maria veranda. The veranda for

17:08

services that an Miranda will be on

17:11

it. says.

17:14

Ah and greets Oh man we gotta

17:17

get a meeting that to solid and

17:19

very different I discuss I was seeing

17:21

Stay Parsers as a children's movie. right?

17:24

A definitely have pets for

17:26

Disney! Or. Disney's competitor. Yeah,

17:29

that is a how I should

17:31

look at things. My old roommate.

17:34

Todd. In Austin was

17:37

always. Like. I'm going

17:39

to write this month's three teenage movies

17:41

in the vein hims you know, John

17:43

Hughes or whatever and he would just

17:45

hammer out scripts with spelling errors and

17:48

he didn't leave them in their to

17:50

show like oh I don't even care

17:52

about this and just as say over

17:54

road sell sex said this was at

17:56

a time. Believe it or not this

17:58

was like guy. Really two thousands more

18:01

Be free to help? Yeah, it has

18:03

around the time were a paperclip would

18:05

have to come out in L Se

18:07

and. Be like to nice question your like

18:09

i don't know you what. Was your outlook

18:11

on your same? are you have the office

18:14

supply with arms up speaking with me? Undies

18:16

of privacy. I

18:18

do think he over that are like I

18:20

thought that was an interesting. Cause.

18:22

He he got like a agent here

18:24

and then just hammered and with scripts

18:26

like look at how I can produce

18:28

that's kind of smart. Yeah yeah and

18:31

we have less of a something. Did

18:33

I learn from it? know? didn't sell

18:35

anything. Yet he made

18:37

the most erm, The. Movie

18:39

with ah or why am I forgetting

18:41

her hilarious name? She is The best

18:44

part of. Bridesmaids,

18:46

Most. Mccarthy. Know Melissa Mccarthy and

18:48

a many puppets. It's like a

18:51

delicacy. I get the yeah he

18:53

wrote that. He learns

18:55

that something good. The tune Town Killers Yeah.

18:58

Yeah. And I he was like

19:00

I'd slob said. As. Noma

19:02

and I watched. It was great

19:04

I alighted know. Who cares about me

19:07

the giant on the internet as it's a

19:09

miracle. Yeah, and it was an

19:11

adult topic movie not censor. Peter.

19:14

Jackson's need to see bulls

19:16

six Ah, has there been

19:18

an adults. Puppet.

19:20

Sense. After a horror movie he

19:23

made that then all of a sudden

19:25

more the rings That says he made

19:27

some interesting stuff where the people's i've

19:29

never met them he was that's where

19:31

you had to meet them unless movie

19:34

okay that in the different opportunity to

19:36

know them know a lot of people

19:38

thought they had met them but it

19:40

was the but soaks down at fragile

19:42

rock. oh that to admit that was

19:44

I mistaken identity Yes Oh have to

19:46

say this I saw Tic Tac I

19:49

have to say I saw tic toc.

19:51

And it was from. To. What

19:54

sets where they do stuff like as I'm

19:56

I'm. Here I'm a Taurus.

19:58

Of course I want. Eat all day

20:00

and watched. It is a trend. Yes! And

20:02

I said there were these girls doing a. Live

20:05

in and they were like. I

20:08

work at Henson. Of course I. Had

20:11

ever but the things that were saying they

20:13

would interact than with what we're supposed to

20:15

be other employees but they were puppets and

20:18

I swear to God every single one of

20:20

them was hilarious. And like the

20:22

first person, she. Interacts with is a guy

20:24

that works at the front desk when he's like of a

20:26

middle aged. At it's going to talk to my

20:28

fitness and as a pet it yes and

20:31

he said i can't you just have to

20:33

so I will blow us up. That's great.

20:35

It's all. the voices are very sunny. It's

20:37

all very like. Sharp and like hence

20:39

any it made me feel like

20:41

oh yea. Financing company knows

20:43

made no with their. An

20:46

incentive though, and strength. Yeah, and

20:48

as far as I know, That.

20:50

That comedy is no blood on their hands,

20:52

right? Well said. For the murder of Frank

20:54

Oz, this is. So

20:58

I don't know. It's. True

21:00

someone ask you questions or have used it

21:03

out of as if we're gone. On to

21:05

it and when you get their you open

21:07

your suitcase and you realize you panic packed

21:09

and you don't have any clumsy like I

21:11

do that. Even when I'm not in a

21:13

panic, I'll bring ten pairs of pants,

21:15

one surge, Sonos sox, five pairs of

21:17

underwear, and then a bunch are unpaid

21:19

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21:21

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I just remember how excited I was

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at building on a braille Kermit the

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Frog and atop the As a Leg

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is that where. It.

23:00

All happened, Him. I. Believe.

23:03

I still believe that is Handsome City. Of yeah

23:05

yeah there was an old lady that was

23:08

the security guard at the gate. that they

23:10

get. And

23:12

say funny and what's it like return. Oh

23:15

that's great. Yeah. I'm a big

23:17

yeah I more and. I. Think

23:19

kids still like Muppets. I

23:21

do like I do. This kid

23:23

does. Yeah I love that the this

23:26

whole. Arab

23:28

like computer animation still

23:30

have to. On.

23:33

Other than buying headbands together. When.

23:36

That's. Fascinating! Well let's go and

23:38

or a joint business a cast

23:40

mates for said. The

23:43

Verge of America has. We're. Here to

23:45

listen to withdrawals. Five thousand dollars

23:47

on headbands. Think she opens up

23:49

a zipper on the has abandoned

23:51

sold out money. Earth

23:53

that withdrawals listed like say that

23:56

salad so he made out. There

23:58

are bank. Oh

24:01

little different now those are both look out

24:04

the kind of her then she put on

24:06

benefit of the first the salon adapt and

24:08

here. That's why

24:10

we're such a lever. My Greer being

24:12

like, oh, you know, hyper critical of

24:15

the hair yeah paying. A now we

24:17

are fashionistas Nine arrears bug they did.

24:19

They were headbands whereby job application as

24:22

far as a or maybe it was

24:24

just a not. They were young. And

24:26

wired like trying to really

24:28

cover some. Ground on that whole skull.

24:31

Yeah, I'm glad my days of having hair

24:33

over because I was going to a wide

24:35

bad news. You have a ton of hair.

24:38

I. Know but at least it's not you

24:40

know the way it was oh i thought

24:42

you saw your about no no no I

24:44

when i was scared top and. Ceo

24:47

of when people were like. Who is that

24:49

when you come to my party. Yes yes hoo

24:52

boy like Karen somebody came up the

24:54

back stairs. I'm like it's second serve

24:56

and yeah I can't believe you know

24:58

a professional disc golf or up up.

25:01

To. The brain and sacristy had

25:03

your cousins from Spain as here

25:06

since both. All. Of my

25:08

I was made a living

25:10

about beer assistance, doing your.

25:13

Cameos: Ah, And

25:16

every one of them was just. I

25:19

am a desk golfer. I'm energy sector

25:21

you guys while play Ultimate Frisbee I

25:23

got a lot of mileage. Yeah, I

25:25

hate when you're right all this material

25:27

and then know. Thing.

25:30

Like your hair? Yeah, you change your parents?

25:32

Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Are

25:34

like all that our I had about how I

25:36

don't like people with glasses and look at me

25:39

now and. Now

25:41

it's the hypocrites. Our Css. Well

25:46

we're hearing. Silverlake, California, Ray or

25:48

in the ceiling. On.

25:51

This is less. Yeah. I

25:53

think it's it's it's classic. Like

25:55

silly Los Los Villas it's were

25:57

on the very same as Shakespeare

25:59

bridge. Is this

26:01

the bridge that's in? The.

26:03

Film of China. I

26:07

always have. There's many classic looking

26:10

bridges that that they've just been

26:12

in our panem gray yeah when

26:14

they yourself or an Aids lanterns.

26:17

woods of flickering. Slam.

26:21

Service, etc. Yes

26:23

Ah, the days

26:26

is ah yes

26:28

yes. before electricity.

26:32

Anyway, thank you for listening the

26:34

way. I am seventy. Some.

26:38

Great clouds out today. Beautiful weather,

26:40

clear skies. The Benson Big. I.

26:43

Saw cloud that look like a duck. Center there.

26:46

Really? Isn't. And

26:48

camp from that I get. It's been

26:50

awhile since I look for shapes. I

26:53

don't find the A believe shapes the

26:55

and I'm not saying it's bad as

26:57

have never cloud in the sky but

26:59

in Montana. You. Get it's

27:01

like a trip to the zoo. When. You

27:03

look down. Every animal

27:06

has lots of bunnies. And

27:09

and their undulating cyana in

27:11

S and Montana bags. Guy

27:14

contrary, don't get me started.

27:16

very. Famous High School Nurses. This is

27:18

from the. Mountains for dessert. Out of high

27:20

school from trying to. This

27:23

this, this, this, assets Iraq. Yeah, I

27:25

it's We aren't bragging about the weather

27:27

by the way we've We know it's

27:29

winter and a lot of places right

27:31

now, but. You. Notice we'd

27:33

never brag about summer it gets

27:35

hot we've probably complain about at

27:37

a on. Oh yeah and if

27:39

anything were complain or is this

27:41

is the time of year though

27:43

were Los Angeles gets rain and

27:45

everything is green and we had

27:48

so tropical and be like was

27:50

the best to strike. Now what

27:52

are driving that neither will maintain

27:54

frontage? that and to the dog

27:56

stay out dollars on the background

27:58

parents and okay and. His best friend

28:00

want up things here, okay, but I bad

28:02

thing boy have pretended to be working on

28:05

the Truman show, oh, I think is the.

28:07

Skew. The dog sees a dog.

28:10

And. There's gonna be a dog site

28:12

and five or three. Answer

28:14

comes our guest oh. We.

28:17

Are there yet? Oh, and there's

28:19

nowhere to pull over and as their

28:21

car behind me judging by that, icons

28:23

today's guest list in a castle. And

28:27

Sit. Ups:

28:31

And then of quickly three what they

28:34

saw to ask oh I see. How

28:36

maps work. Such

28:38

as a as a six

28:40

year see. The shades below

28:42

follow the same. Here

28:45

the oh go on the line.

28:48

I would wanna get ahead of this.

28:51

Okay and did like an apology thing.

28:54

Now has its I don't know I'm

28:56

taking this town. This is very lighthearted

28:58

okay excited as know about later there's

29:00

gonna be a problem. In

29:03

the old spare bank splatter departments I'm going

29:05

to ask our guess if I can use

29:07

his restaurant. Great eyes and know it's a

29:09

that seem that no one likes. To.

29:12

Here and it's recurring, but. I

29:15

think that people have strong feelings about one

29:18

where the other play good good. p King

29:20

is no. I do it. We all do

29:22

it. I do other than myself for classic

29:24

children's book The Unfair. And

29:27

the. First. As fuck

29:30

and street hi there that his

29:32

last. Bullet. At

29:34

that oh I bought a house that

29:36

overhangs like that pls call. Up

29:39

I can see. Yes,

29:44

Should. I pop the question assess assess. Hello!

29:53

How are you. Were

29:55

happy to see you everyone down

29:58

clubs in college. For

30:00

the next day During World War

30:02

Two sad about four years together.

30:05

For. Andrew massage hello how are you

30:07

both the i pronounce name for

30:09

you do downturn gotta I don't

30:11

know my nails I second guess

30:13

everything he owed cigarette her of

30:15

don't Tide Turner on the streets

30:17

Deep and crazy. Crazy

30:19

neighborhood and yeah yeah I got it

30:21

was the third you did. So I'd

30:24

say that I'm focusing more on to

30:26

have sex. and when I suffered under

30:28

Zapper Billings or says a hobby as

30:30

it was an engineer lot to wow

30:32

you really? Hell did I sat in

30:34

his build it. Up of is great

30:36

job yet would other people would

30:38

find an obstacle said building you

30:40

actually had that are there as

30:42

yeah I think it's good. Are

30:44

you still doing these system dirt

30:46

so I'm still moved around them

30:48

Really? just testing God with what

30:50

he may. I love your work

30:52

with the off with the on

30:54

purpose avalanche. People

30:57

needs a massive area. are you both

30:59

good and I was own ask about

31:01

to use your bathroom but that sort

31:03

of know it's mine is right. Right

31:05

is right there. Were gonna go back

31:07

around the ring on my dogs how

31:09

and is it convenient and you're gonna

31:12

have to solve a riddle to get

31:14

in and is a good idea. I'm

31:16

proud of it. No no I would

31:18

be a smart A lot of Andrews

31:20

architecture in balance a troll for got

31:22

us who does not want you to

31:24

get in the system know bridge terrible

31:27

brass Philadelphia cigarette year as run a

31:29

background like cat it's a they can

31:31

be a podcast. other people's bathrooms I

31:33

think would take off. Go you can

31:35

just pull over. I hear. You

31:38

were going to pause he okay, we all

31:40

draw me to lead you. I, I've never

31:43

done this and I we're sorry Senator Lambie

31:45

Growing hands. Okay,

31:47

thank you so much I had no

31:49

science time for that. No, no idea.

31:52

I kind of thought it would make.

31:54

For. Good common. Sense. That

31:56

it does. It. Really does.

32:00

A. Buddy. Buddy.

32:04

Hey. Thanks! hey, hey, that's home.

32:09

Since they were back in the car that

32:11

was just as well as quick as our

32:13

for me and or of has the most

32:16

beautiful. Apartment with a amazing

32:18

or were and sometimes same just

32:20

kind of my our yard sale

32:23

be wants to couple move necessitates

32:25

this unless the first half of

32:27

Titanic. A heads up a boy

32:30

was just semi trailers. Ah bizarre.

32:34

The Titanic trailer three times

32:36

now. I just I

32:38

was a yeah Beautiful apartment with art.

32:40

has mar from friends actually muscle aggressors.

32:43

All the art I have as from

32:45

friends of mine. What would you

32:47

classify if you could? A general

32:49

classification of your are witnesses say

32:52

it's light. Dark. That I

32:54

by by my house yeah

32:56

is very like colorful modern

32:58

shapes and colors. West said.

33:01

Sunni. Muslims some said during

33:03

indescribable i we sell of you

33:05

know, yeah I mean my kind

33:07

of maybe some. Like. Oblong circular

33:09

stuff. Yes, I have a clock on my wall

33:11

that I point out to curse. It's pretty cool.

33:14

I got it like a long time ago. And.

33:16

It's o'clock that goes around once a

33:18

year. Oh. No, it's

33:20

has has different color. They represent the different

33:23

seasons. And. It starts and at midnight

33:25

midnight or noone is the winter solstice and

33:27

then just goes nowhere near. yeah, just looked

33:29

like a to iridescent yeah color wheel of

33:31

some kind. Kind of interesting way to think

33:33

about time because I won't look at it

33:35

often but when I do I'm like okay

33:37

that's where we are in this year in

33:39

the year uses the I to think about

33:41

time than and well Todd was like a

33:43

gradient of why is that was the summer

33:45

Solstice winter at the top of the summer

33:47

the bone winter by makes more sense for

33:49

Bs Anyway asus I've I've had that for

33:51

like eight nine years. and yeah with a

33:53

person. Who did you by yourself? Yeah,

33:55

a by Obama doesn't. Score!

33:58

You. Know. Them

34:00

for had no under my eyes. You live and

34:02

who is someone who has a lot of Egypt

34:04

has those? These are the things everyone's of wants

34:06

to. Do pay for

34:09

it by yourself to saw you do

34:11

I wasn't aware, used emotionally alone at

34:13

some of the rest were here when

34:15

about this blog where you lacking what

34:17

happened since then how much younger than

34:19

me arguing why the allows ready own

34:21

a bunch of our is that my

34:23

next was at it will actually if

34:25

you wanna see my when my most

34:27

prized possessions and says bag I hear.

34:30

That. Isn't iridescent bag that is from

34:32

the brand med I was on Facebook.

34:34

Oh well, no one, no audience thing,

34:37

they own sense of the system. Athletes

34:39

are secured as and bag bet is

34:41

branded better. but it's a good bag

34:43

for those concerts where you to have

34:45

to have a seats reserved. Totes.

34:48

It's true to say there's this

34:50

racket now. Ah

34:52

went to see pearl jam and

34:54

they were selling these transparent manner

34:56

as you can bring any of

34:58

immigrant via and it was like

35:00

well what a I mean there's

35:02

making a killing rise to say.

35:04

And admit Andrew that when you walked up to

35:07

the car all this whole thing you are bringing

35:09

me a guest in that bag. That. Is I

35:11

do have this was the I do I mean

35:13

it's nothing special but I bought it I brought

35:15

so i brought some a little bit of snacks

35:17

was in of people have wanted to eat on

35:19

podcast habit of the and hook and and I

35:22

brought a soda water for everyone see oh my

35:24

god I did bring do you really matters that

35:26

era was joking when I would not really as

35:28

yeah but I also you know people don't like

35:30

drinking and pike as either so you don't have

35:32

to have it but if he wants. A

35:35

watermelon seeds or a a plentiful euro

35:37

and for you may have I am

35:39

I have crass ago if anyone wanted

35:41

it's available a failure I will I

35:43

I worry about you know is Bs

35:46

is another resident on Thursday handed over

35:48

on him on a Wednesday and yeah

35:50

they all I like These are you

35:52

go. To such as

35:54

just separates in the classic other says I

35:57

mean that man was coming into my lane

35:59

at some his yeah that happens a lot

36:01

on this rounds. Lot of head on collision

36:03

action on this route. We

36:05

should that of tropical. Oh

36:08

yes, is it still open? I and

36:10

I wonder if they still have my

36:12

signature dress. Oh

36:14

wait. I'm. Thinking of a

36:16

super sweet. New which

36:18

is up a window. Let's go a tropical.

36:20

It never been. I. Know a

36:23

great topic is off but it is in

36:25

San Francisco so as you this is a

36:27

really big into a six hours max this

36:29

close will accept that This issue is how

36:31

long as I drive like maybe twelve movie

36:33

trailers Your fantasy really really get a sense

36:35

of what. that's how it will be like.

36:37

I'm some food wouldn't commit fully immersed that

36:39

I saw the Titanic. Oh it's quite good.

36:42

I realize the recent. It'll.

36:44

That if like at their I

36:46

didn't I'd I really was sleeping

36:48

on know Kate Winslet I had

36:51

any one mentioned sir. I just

36:53

think of Titanic. I don't think

36:55

she was a lad her stretch

36:58

the alerts are ability yeah and

37:00

there is a. Crime

37:02

series called the Mayor and

37:05

may already have these town

37:07

in town and see is

37:10

so. Good. You know

37:12

man, very topical list. Let's talk

37:14

about Mary These town as good

37:16

as soon as I get into

37:18

a do Not Give Me Know

37:20

and on this wins led astray.

37:22

There is no exit and the

37:24

tracks or internet. I

37:27

just discovered a new actors that I never

37:29

heard of com Jodie Foster and Susan And

37:31

in a Country for On the True. As

37:33

soon as this respect it is. Yeah, the

37:36

detective that never lies another you. Mention

37:38

her because. I've found her

37:40

Performance: Kate Winslet been married

37:42

mer of his son. Is

37:46

on par is not bad.

37:48

Her. Bed Comparable:

37:50

Comparable: To to Jodie Foster and

37:53

and yeah they're both by go to fact of

37:55

the ever lived. All.

37:58

His. Clothes, That's. What I. I was

38:00

gonna say that but I wouldn't Sort of

38:02

exact same place in there are there since

38:04

and is since I saw it last night.

38:07

yeah. Yeah.

38:09

Assess certain though I'm trying out this

38:11

narcissism thing Andrew before him and his

38:14

name's Dave of the Universe single thing

38:16

or a movie nights ago and my

38:18

sleep I thought we lost Richard Lewis

38:20

while goblin like I was wrong and

38:22

then read a Man last night why

38:24

did then then I said i'm afraid

38:26

I did that and colonel it's like

38:28

Vr if you're sell yourself when he

38:31

that his son of a bad since

38:33

he slapped me that son that's gonna

38:35

start having really positive dreams of either

38:37

Friends live yeah you're right, you're not.

38:39

You're thinking the best of everything we argue over.

38:41

Now I gotta use my power for good as

38:44

the absence of how close I saw that and

38:46

I wonder if it's gonna be one of those

38:48

classic Los Angeles closures were a place closes. And

38:51

then sits empty for five years. Words like

38:53

maybe just sort of them. have to rent

38:55

so they can survive and you'll make more

38:57

money of the landlords and the place will

38:59

be used selling right? We would like to

39:01

gentrify as well. Give it another go

39:03

then ever it's so confusing. Yeah I'm I

39:05

like this new trend of and it did

39:08

happen first with the so to all day

39:10

for it with the down member was all

39:12

whitewash said so yeah L L E holding

39:14

the palm tree and they said it would

39:16

go away within a year a palm tree

39:19

to be related to the other like a

39:21

biodegradable ago was still there. Oh that's money.

39:23

lied about the game we lied about yeah

39:25

I was made of sand and ago when

39:27

than ever did they literally. Were just like

39:30

Cel. Here's will set you. Up a scenario

39:32

a traditional medicine as the our something

39:34

that's funny. Movies are good too so

39:36

it's good for the there's no lab

39:38

and this is not a can of

39:40

paint from the fifties but I love

39:42

that that closed or modern empty condo

39:44

building that has graffiti on Aids in

39:46

the mean that that's you probably all

39:48

seen and on tic toc. Than. Him.

39:51

Every floor. Yeah, really good. Do you

39:53

want me to suggest? ultimately? Coffee? Tables.

39:56

And serve B I. Or

39:59

do you have. Well. No,

40:01

just some. Just. Good

40:03

make. A good right? yeah well people really

40:06

like Mario which is on hill her spat

40:08

on of it's open right now and can

40:10

look it up and then if not that

40:12

there's one of five years blue bottle at

40:14

two bucks north about. The. Are like

40:16

that. While. Trying to

40:19

say the as many as a

40:21

new coffee is are like. Either.

40:24

Blonde Roaster mean like them wanted

40:26

to are anti Starbucks birth right

40:28

and I'm very proud to earn

40:30

it costs. Yeah to me that

40:33

it's what I prefer now. Yeah,

40:35

you can really taste the store

40:37

ice. Ah

40:39

ssssss the city. People

40:42

love Mars. Is it a period cigarette? Okay.

40:45

And winter hadn't I'm are you can ignore red lights.

40:48

Oh as part of the thing is

40:50

pretty sharp spelled out of here without him

40:52

his dad is you have a deal with

40:54

the city, the system, grima consoles but what.

40:59

Movie us are going on for her. Oh

41:01

timer. Oh, Hispanics are

41:03

instances. Of the

41:06

point of those kind of fund rise

41:08

again and losing their censor approved for.

41:11

Yeah. The as you said when they

41:13

were walking mean sea and thanks for

41:15

old man yeah Elsa, India. ah we

41:17

said if I screw that you'd be

41:19

hard to deny everything out. I didn't

41:21

exactly. I mean saying to Weird Sisters

41:23

for your money back I got all

41:25

readers. Wire doesn't know how. don't know

41:27

why I did all that experimental surgery

41:29

or by you who puts a urinary

41:31

pump and there's right. Only

41:35

have a chance. Wizardry now and

41:37

I know. Anyway, thanks for that

41:39

said, you're brushing up. As

41:42

a synonym for some the show it's

41:44

and to get in there I had

41:46

space but I think bed years is

41:48

more. Half of it couldn't be more.

41:50

it's but as much a recession. And.

41:52

Non traditional setting as your podcasts true

41:55

lot outside of the as it is

41:57

true is similar called podcasts address but

41:59

outside. Wonder if I hope you guys have

42:01

to do any time you want? Oh yeah we

42:04

wander out to have lost her times. we'll pretend

42:06

we Atlanta, whatever. But yeah we decide to be

42:08

strangers on the streets or indo cat called a

42:10

spike in alpha. you guys are harm as you

42:12

guys to comment on the people you drive by

42:15

ear off Yeah we talked to the street and

42:17

a red hot summers gonna Jose dial up That's

42:19

why I like the say and since I thought

42:21

about walking up by the way and saying i

42:23

know. Meaning. I need arise. Oh

42:25

yeah, has anyone done is not? Yeah, you

42:27

guys are an Isis for that. They'll do

42:30

it. though I didn't because of the bathroom

42:32

thing happened that at all governments yeah they're

42:34

really that was my plants around a dish

42:36

I would assume scripted said that the the

42:38

only thing I have another attack us. Why

42:40

am I have some other thoughts but. Since

42:43

you said sprinkle them out on the brink

42:45

of America, let it be dictated by. The.

42:48

University and Guess the University

42:50

of. Iowa and

42:52

Him Times com. Ready.

42:55

with a story on it. So.

42:57

Far. Marrow. Back flop.

42:59

Now kick on a test that looks

43:01

similar. Isn't that where they did the

43:03

same star? But that was it. Or

43:05

it there. Are a lot for goleta

43:08

think and that was if I'm not mistaken, a

43:10

nice and for years gets yeah a hundred years

43:12

ago. With. But it. It

43:15

is interesting because it was an actual

43:17

business where you for a month you

43:19

can get. Rivals coffee

43:21

and stuff you. Did. You

43:24

the other hunters? Know, I think it was truly like

43:26

a month before I moved to Los Angeles. And that's

43:28

like him. I

43:30

moved area for sex or know they

43:32

they got that and I moved immediately.

43:34

All that so when was that when

43:36

I'm and eleven years ago So it

43:38

was the I dug another say just

43:40

overturned. Ah when I first met you

43:42

in Portland we've talked about die and

43:45

when I was like oh news game

43:47

board okay Ted let me show you

43:49

out of the pressure flap I'm he.

43:52

Andrew. Is good and competent and

43:54

been scary. Skateboard like a a

43:56

pool used to be no had

43:59

used know. I. Met he's I

44:01

have and scabbard. Six months and we went

44:03

to the park and yeah to do and

44:05

blunt and say gays and ice yeah but

44:07

I still know how to do have but

44:09

I don't even have to say that is.

44:12

Well. See approaches the coping. you

44:14

know the site on the top of the

44:16

transition of as the ramp sir and lock

44:18

the and be sign the back wheel. This

44:20

is Marty right here as they could pull

44:22

ups anywhere. All were gonna go in there

44:24

is this guy. He

44:26

deserves it. And like those frames. Ah,

44:30

And you just kind of. When. If

44:32

a partner. Oh wait. Oh. Yeah

44:34

this guy the I believe. meanwhile he's going to

44:36

get those those sweats am and I noticed that

44:38

we should give him an opponent. Has to let

44:41

us know how that spot celts here is like

44:43

so we know what we're in so is there

44:45

is a spot. Is it a. Year

44:48

and most movies are we. Go. Line

44:50

is literally gonna do so

44:52

many like internet pillow. Right

44:54

now and number the sounds producing a three

44:57

person tic toc and as car as early

44:59

as Friday a joke has had to people

45:01

in public and they really don't appreciate getting

45:04

really liked that movie I grew in. Some

45:06

get those who I was a seat good

45:08

and they're just give you a look like

45:10

you are completely yeah. you never know what

45:13

people just came from Japan about audit there

45:15

are underground dog fi ah I love that

45:17

same. As it is

45:19

I had auditor underground dog fight yeah

45:22

that they have had suspended and around.

45:24

So anyway Karen a blunt said oh

45:26

yes thanks all that girl thought she

45:28

had That's when and the bad sorry.

45:31

Ah, It's. Just it's end.

45:33

It's a standard treatment. I've found them

45:35

difficult to do. You are teetering on

45:37

the ramp with just on the tail,

45:40

but the board is propped up like

45:42

yeah like that and then you pop

45:44

out. him without. Hanging up with

45:46

your front wheels. And. His own

45:48

son even let me up Don't called

45:50

standard police said he you see a

45:52

time and time again why you feel

45:55

weird reads makes it all the more.

45:57

I mean you see someone that does

45:59

the correct and. Good luck. Some

46:01

call it a basic A. Even More

46:03

Money does all these basically easy to

46:05

do tricks. Are

46:08

very at know easier very very

46:10

the I did give it up

46:12

died truly haven't skateboard into what

46:14

advertising and you talk Ira I

46:16

got old enough to where I

46:18

decided. That. Being injured is

46:20

embarrassing as soon as I had a

46:22

certain age. You don't want a limp,

46:24

you don't want to have your arm

46:27

her as just like. and you get

46:29

injured. and skateboarding even if you're really,

46:31

really good hands. I'm just going to

46:33

focus on a low impact. Yeah, it's

46:36

term skating and I'm you know, maybe

46:38

forty nine. A lot of people may

46:40

be sacked as I sound like. and

46:42

seventy nine I it I'd I'd feel

46:44

like I would be a cold day

46:47

in hell before I get hurt. I.

46:49

Don't use that phrase. I'm sorry I got

46:51

really to surfing. And surfing right? As a

46:53

sport that. You. Either are fine or

46:55

you doc right? so there's no injuries, are

46:57

not going to get injured so I'm I'm

47:00

comfortable with that and around the dying the

47:02

toys. Now that I'm definitely part of it's

47:04

I don't go out of your today's who.

47:06

It's funny because I. Would

47:09

always kept me away from edit Cyclops

47:11

the same every time or you have

47:13

to wake up early. And now

47:16

I scaled the same five curb every morning

47:18

and I've ever had an hour or so.

47:20

There's no in my life for New Era

47:22

Yeah, But no one says hey, you got

47:24

my way and tries to punch you and

47:27

skateboard and rush. That's the one. Salvage some

47:29

time. I will do that. Oh. Yeah

47:31

definitely one it is bringing en su

47:33

I can do that, adds that and

47:36

sounded they need less inviting since into

47:38

the stadium year round And and a

47:40

gun when he punches he has a

47:42

very basic goods really like seniority but

47:44

he does a very hard. It's pretty

47:47

vague it's blood and it's been a

47:49

to break it doesn't feel real. I

47:51

will just close the conversation by saying

47:53

I find it an through a personal

47:55

attack that you ah that you don't

47:57

stay blue anymore and you're still good

48:00

at an Mri or because it's like

48:02

what am I why? why why am

48:04

I dedicated to it several times a

48:06

week when I'm that that bothered me

48:08

My whole life's growing up like the

48:11

most talented. Skater. Kids

48:13

quit when we got in high

48:15

school, right when I ever started

48:17

getting interested in girls or whatever

48:19

and I kept at it. At

48:22

the as come at a time where it wasn't

48:24

cool. And. I was like but

48:26

had not. Those guys were better. Why am

48:28

I doing? and it's It's just not how

48:30

you should look at things. Yeah, otherwise I

48:33

would have number one's as is doing that

48:35

makes them happy. Yes, it does make me

48:37

happy. I'm ah I'm glad sir. Looked up

48:39

the menu because. I

48:41

am Gemini, chat with me on your phone

48:44

and like as Siri just took over my

48:46

second. Son much blood. Weird.

48:51

and as a one of the it comes up and

48:53

then you can't x out as it is the only

48:55

option as get started which is like I simply will

48:57

not get started. Okay, fundamental got it. Okay,

48:59

you want? would you? Okay, not like a

49:01

cappuccino. Something to mix in with sick.

49:04

Cause I'm not gonna. Light they have macchiato por

49:06

todo cappuccino. We have club or to.

49:09

Fund. Or ice, What's a macchiato?

49:11

Bombay. Don't get into. Suffer.

49:17

Around the headaches and let it

49:19

sit for a third. It says

49:22

parity. Know it is do a

49:24

hotter I. Am Hop please

49:26

double cappuccino. Okay, really quick,

49:28

To they have like pcs are things like

49:30

that. They do, yeah, what kinds that's not

49:32

on the menu. Will

49:34

reveal her and have you any

49:36

more viscous. Knew I knew that

49:38

I ah that's how conversation good

49:40

news or deny day in age

49:42

and some Germany, the Netherlands and

49:44

Germany as it happens, you know

49:46

your. Sleeves and then something that looks good that

49:49

you think I would. Like that Easily be

49:51

enjoying the past. I'd like love

49:53

of his associate some kind of

49:55

way I can we get a

49:57

lot of all I on the

49:59

line. A double. Capital you know Yes,

50:01

just as as once in a male clearly or

50:03

a think our regular milk out for meals out

50:06

of regular from a regular andor as our going

50:08

to rain on the ice herbal tea. As ice

50:10

or not they should only have one option. They

50:12

usually. Are.

50:19

They got my name wrong. Ah,

50:24

My name is and can. Do.

50:30

That covered. Oh. Yeah, looks really

50:32

good. It's a brilliant and fan. I was

50:34

like oh that is like a prima. It's

50:36

always like a line out the door during

50:38

the morning. Sawyer said I was a real

50:40

they'll oh my god Oh wow I sometimes

50:42

I use your life I'm him. Write

50:45

them a close up of and of their

50:47

money in fines has taken for hims Jesus

50:49

Yeah you really changed our lives already. I

50:51

don't even drink coffee but I know the

50:53

people of it. Is. It's.

50:56

Highland Park or we go out where

50:59

you I drove by the intersection where

51:01

you often said outside of old table

51:03

said i'm we don't glendale lot because

51:05

we have good longer haired number maybe

51:07

I was wrong with with we the

51:09

world over recall of where did you

51:11

said was. John. Hamm oh that

51:13

was in that water was it? As

51:15

it was he a natural walk by. Know he was

51:17

a move or service record of are in

51:20

a church or Miami? Yeah yeah yeah we

51:22

should do that. I know what I'm emily

51:24

matter been so we already been on baby

51:26

well you're asking on the Fargo North Dakota

51:28

Ham was. From. Episode one of my

51:30

so we're going to be Serves on the Streets

51:33

are goal was tabs on him. Walk by and

51:35

he would be like the perfect guess because he's

51:37

so charming and everyone loves them and and we

51:39

may be like practice being Jon Hamm so we

51:41

could pretend to be don't Him Renovators Week of

51:44

Practice interviewing him until her bag I read and

51:46

then. Or hundred episodes coming up and

51:48

I looked into getting as on him impersonator but

51:50

I couldn't find and then so I just was

51:52

like wow this email Jon Hamm Got an email

51:54

from a friend. And he responded

51:57

within like an hour. Pulled.

51:59

Out of. The blue in the middle of the

52:01

pandemic before the vaccines and was like yeah

52:03

I'll do it within like two days later

52:05

it was so I know the way yeah

52:07

so nice. He was so generous with his

52:10

time and really really fine and it was

52:12

a huge moment. I'm not surprised he's a

52:14

nice as versa. yeah yeah just from I'm

52:16

a big fan more than others were. It's

52:18

just him being on the i never not

52:20

sign a with. And is so funny.

52:22

Smell nice and is a resurgence of the

52:24

time. and we'd license email about doing alive

52:27

so he's up. The timing of them were

52:29

Gabi those respondents like my phone had just

52:31

a truly great nice. First I did the

52:33

scars and podcast with him like he was

52:35

so funny, so funny and I didn't. I

52:38

wasn't ready because it was already nerve wracking

52:40

to be on the since I tested him

52:42

that I was like business. Fine, I know,

52:44

I didn't like gritting my teeth. I'm here.

52:46

Yeah, And then he was so. Like

52:48

to be will during the

52:50

even. Like it was pleased is

52:53

nothing. It's. The I was

52:55

I was really blown away. And

52:58

the coffee's good. Your. Hundred Coffee is kind

53:00

of the best I never heard of. Your

53:03

father's Here's some of the same. And.

53:05

This is part of. With as. Yeah,

53:08

it's just that the. Sun.

53:10

Isn't it so bitter? So

53:12

when you get. Just.

53:14

A regular coffee is. I usually like to

53:17

drink the black coffee but then it's deter

53:19

and it's not. Ah,

53:23

Well rounded right. Seven

53:25

bitter the only flavor something there

53:28

but like I did or and

53:30

watery and races well maybe maybe

53:32

I'm a cappuccino guy like the

53:34

for ah the it's like smooth.

53:37

I'm in. Newest Pm says an item

53:39

salmon a Guinness. It's also very. It

53:41

feels like this is made in Italy.

53:43

Smooth. I'm gonna put this one a

53:46

month and in the Molson holder straight.

53:48

Think. You have a lot of people put

53:50

their drinks area. no. Sin

53:53

the muffin or other it's

53:55

a dad. oh ladies Cdr

53:57

and a lot she's gonna

53:59

honor. With the. Presence.

54:02

Of mind even glance or were. You.

54:06

Know he design as streets is an

54:08

amount stolen up and ourselves that sounds

54:10

like a colloquial as a forgotten out

54:12

for most I'm you know and I

54:14

made another ah ah the I don't

54:16

see I met your with my elbow.

54:20

One time when we were learning, we.

54:22

Were we got into a cab to

54:24

the to go to the airport We're

54:26

leaving. We just walked out in.

54:28

there were two tabs sitting there so we got into

54:30

the one at the end of the line that it

54:33

was a line of two jobs. him and the guy

54:35

that was. What? He perceives to be

54:37

the first and loan so we need put

54:39

our citizens and and get in and he

54:41

gets he's like since hunting and getting really

54:43

angry. That. He had driver or

54:45

sigma driver in the friend. The other car had

54:48

veered so there is one in front. On one

54:50

backs are perceived never. Again, because he

54:52

wanted the fair. And

54:54

did. He was also eating a corn lesson

54:56

so when he came around to my side

54:59

of the card and was screaming no no

55:01

you get in my tab there with corn

55:03

muslim falling out of his mouth. Was

55:06

one of the wildest thing and I just went.

55:09

In and Slammed the door And

55:11

my need. To think that is the

55:13

strangest exchange I've ever seen in my life.

55:15

Like he beds grazie screaming out us with

55:17

climb us and fire and allow it was

55:20

gonna get us to get into his top.

55:22

Nagging feeling about a dry yell? Yeah

55:24

yeah. The Soaring

55:26

up get. To raise your

55:28

voice Mean use cell line homeless

55:30

and. I. Love

55:33

that! And I know that you're

55:35

good at like like. Bad.

55:37

Guy twelve that? yeah, oh yeah, neighbors

55:40

like a god kind of. Sometimes I

55:42

just rubbed people the wrong way. Probably

55:44

sad as cats. I bet he turned

55:46

me out of order light on. I.

55:48

Hope so. The around ago by

55:50

the Labianca housework shorty were murdered

55:52

by Charles Manson. I love marriage.

55:55

differences go left. Since

55:58

I swallowed a balloon. They don't

56:00

ever heard so I figured I'd always says Believe

56:02

right there. it's Murder or the Labianca, The Manson

56:04

Murders. Long as I write a Rising to the

56:06

Book Helter Skelter right now it's unknown. Have you

56:09

ever heard it? Yeah, sorry Red M Night and

56:11

I know it's big in your world but I

56:13

read it when I was like fourteen. It's a

56:15

wonderful that's It's a crazy that a book is

56:17

I'm listening to right now an audiobook and it's

56:19

cases written like a few years after the murder.

56:22

For yeah most books I feel I could you

56:24

read about. Things. In that realm or

56:26

she liked or contemporary you know I just like

56:28

of deep dive forty years later. But yeah, was

56:30

really interesting to read something that was so. Looking.

56:33

At the time and by the prosecutor

56:35

yeah Mike Eisner was also feels like

56:37

not legal limit legit so we can

56:39

the same as smart as an officer.

56:41

Are you allowed to see my legal

56:43

out a six figure out the prosecuting

56:46

a murderous are you can refitted best

56:48

selling book. Decisions are like right At

56:50

least six months go by the more.

56:52

Yeah I had turned it right around

56:54

that he was a movie like this

56:56

is gonna be a boat. Time

56:59

ago left here if you can without M M.

57:01

and I'm sorry I don't keep telling you to

57:03

do assesses, not saying it's ten minutes Israel. I

57:07

that's another podcast. Is

57:10

it is that John? And John's that. Oh

57:13

yeah then they they only to drive around. Tell

57:15

that said yeah. Badass. But on

57:18

the last. Ah am

57:20

excited to see this house actually

57:22

because I did a stand show.

57:25

And. Moink so Martin will back me

57:27

up on their sensors is listening. He

57:29

was in a backyard next door

57:32

to that. ah soccer. And

57:34

it it isn't this house. I've just

57:36

made up something that interests or was

57:38

another famous murder house. but it's more

57:40

stand up so the houses. I'm always

57:42

fun. Yeah yeah, it's always about a

57:45

man's head. Now. I do.

57:47

I miss that a lot. I

57:49

guess I don't miss cause now all souls

57:51

or outdoor that Ten arrested swear it is

57:53

to be like who I'm doing an outdoor

57:55

Venice Beach show. Take a right here and

57:57

then the next less than me but. No

58:00

way I require a row of the

58:02

average day. it's a it is better

58:05

for time many the area sir I

58:07

see you Yes. And

58:09

I respect you. See. I see

58:11

you and I value your he

58:13

hasn't your dog A standard? definitely

58:15

survey? Yeah, your dog needs to

58:17

be propped up on a football

58:19

mount. Here. To

58:22

the next left on way. Really their riga

58:24

you know when they kick a field goal

58:26

I was about was loosely saying his dog

58:28

needs me kicked and I'd like to retract

58:30

the owner to that's not. It is also

58:32

where that like Katy Perry convent thing is

58:34

that normally rent one or a year ago.

58:36

it's only answered the question in wondered what

58:39

this. Yeah. That's it. So lousy

58:41

ever see Got it by it's no no,

58:43

I think systems trying to fight the know

58:45

if there is. there is only my daughter

58:47

not let alone I have no idea either.

58:49

Sorry about that. It is a weird that

58:52

enemy weird way. see a sign that now

58:54

bought a nunnery but the nuns were still

58:56

living there and I think they're mad about

58:58

it or something. Year of our disincentive they

59:01

didn't want to leave. Oh weird. yeah. I

59:03

like a City college from Nineteen eighty. Two.

59:05

Little did I say oh wow, A coyote

59:07

right then why are so well brown. And

59:10

constant. And he's He's like who I

59:12

might be careful of. car. Did you

59:14

learn a groomers? Don't Eat Dogs Or

59:17

Cats. Started stealing my dolls of I.

59:22

Gave him a little did I didn't

59:24

say police lab pranks a coyote around

59:27

like a scared straight to hundreds up

59:29

our that there was a coyote lawyers

59:31

and of attacks a muffin mauser went

59:33

to the this is there I hear

59:35

less that lester their own this may

59:37

as well as the house so his

59:39

own make sure that everyone around us

59:42

that. So in the

59:44

movie The Clinton Chino the this is Her

59:46

Leonardo Dicaprio as and they walk up there.

59:48

Wow that my ride or I think that that

59:50

was the Sharon Tate. How yeah that was. I

59:52

think that yeah. Signed up with your friends that

59:54

we visit our second the at a grocery store

59:57

people die because of second that are a little

59:59

tight and excited. That was something one of

1:00:01

these houses. And. The I did

1:00:03

see a statement about the value as

1:00:05

honestly more important can we are yeah

1:00:07

you know said we could land point

1:00:10

in the mud bath and beyond the

1:00:12

historic swipe at the I currently have

1:00:14

whether certain take made lately. Just kidding

1:00:16

since been to assist. Not

1:00:19

knowing around are slated to

1:00:21

moved existence. Oh,

1:00:25

is yours the a ponytail as you go.

1:00:27

Left here to pray that I'd say that

1:00:29

I could point out some other stuff for

1:00:31

you guys Municipal Now pointless noticing. Anything

1:00:34

about this reservoir still. Yeah, there

1:00:36

is. So this is. To.

1:00:38

The prettiest thing in Los Angeles. And it

1:00:40

looks like a zombie apart. But

1:00:42

I think of thing happens to this happen

1:00:44

in Portland to your own Syrian Army Thera

1:00:46

as a thing happened after nine eleven. The

1:00:49

two thousand one one were asked assisted

1:00:51

by just experiments not the rain. oh

1:00:53

no, not in a recent one hundred

1:00:55

ninety three hours and others. Like

1:00:59

many are going to have been muslims one

1:01:01

sort of the after that nine eleven. There.

1:01:04

Was like a weird law that that pass

1:01:06

were open air reservoirs had to be like

1:01:08

protected or something by an offense or some

1:01:10

things you know people can poison the municipal

1:01:12

water supply or whatever. Oh and it was

1:01:14

an equally pretty what read more important than

1:01:17

put a fence around so I would think

1:01:19

it has something to do with that were

1:01:21

used to be at a place where you

1:01:23

could hang but because it's a municipal water

1:01:25

sources lines of than know more about it

1:01:27

has wise Echo Park thrive and I think

1:01:29

that we don't out by ring theater. we

1:01:31

don't drink that and I think it's still

1:01:34

there. Oh I think that should have

1:01:36

always been a law that is drink

1:01:38

more water. I think it might be.

1:01:40

you know people, a piano it is.

1:01:42

How did we ever trust people And

1:01:44

right I say build a wall? Numerous.

1:01:46

I've said that many Chinese internet and

1:01:48

we. Are going into a different kind

1:01:51

of like as territory? So.

1:01:53

you like a lotta money on as soon as

1:01:55

i'm not tell you for the long arm they

1:01:57

will not be worth it you won't see if

1:01:59

listen You will be bankrupt morally.

1:02:02

You will be cocaine bankrupt within seven years.

1:02:05

Now, I would simply be shifting

1:02:07

my fan base. I'm

1:02:10

afraid. I'm afraid that... Yeah,

1:02:12

that is curious though. That is

1:02:14

a beautiful... All that

1:02:16

and obviously maintained. So

1:02:19

much money is put into making it look nice

1:02:21

and we can't even enjoy it. From the kind

1:02:23

of fence. Weird. I'm gonna climb

1:02:25

it. And piss in that water.

1:02:30

I do like when the way they redid

1:02:32

the silver reservoir and everyone started

1:02:34

walking around it. And then it was like a

1:02:37

million people all the time going around it. Where

1:02:39

it's like, God, this town

1:02:41

needs parks and third spaces so

1:02:43

badly. Do you remember during the pandemic when

1:02:46

they made it one way only around the reservoir? No. Oh

1:02:48

wow. It

1:02:50

was so funny the things that we did that

1:02:52

we thought would fix things. If we're all going

1:02:54

only in one way and no one will get

1:02:56

sick. Is that a percodestrian test? You could only

1:02:59

walk around it clockwise. Because they thought you wouldn't

1:03:01

be running into each other. It kind of makes

1:03:03

sense, but it's pretty silly. I point at people

1:03:05

like the Grim Reaper when they... Yeah,

1:03:07

that's so dumb. That's the putting

1:03:11

hand sanitizer on your groceries. Right.

1:03:13

They closed the beaches. I mean,

1:03:15

they closed everything. They didn't know.

1:03:17

Yeah, I guess. It

1:03:19

was a very mysterious time. It was.

1:03:21

It was on the street when someone

1:03:23

was near you. I was paranoid too,

1:03:26

but when the parks were closed and

1:03:28

all I was doing was trying to

1:03:30

jog to up my lung capacity. That's

1:03:32

how paranoid I was. When

1:03:35

I would go under the police tape. I

1:03:37

mean, it's an empty park. Yeah, I know. And

1:03:40

then I'd run into someone else and they would cover

1:03:42

their face. Yeah. I

1:03:45

mean, surfers were getting arrested and stuff. It was intense. Oh

1:03:47

wow. You know the chandelier

1:03:49

tree? You know that? No.

1:03:52

Take a right. I'll show you. Chandelier tree.

1:03:54

One block away? Yes. Is

1:03:56

It exactly what it sounds like? Yeah, it's a house

1:03:58

with a tree in front that has lots of chandeliers

1:04:00

and they have a parking meter in front. it real

1:04:02

and feed it to donate for their own. A Rebel

1:04:04

Hour ride Obese restaurant now Constant harassment letter. Oh

1:04:07

man said Diane serving the turret told into

1:04:09

something else. yeah those they need to save

1:04:11

money for his Helvetica arm tax. Isis the

1:04:13

noted on the right. I like. like I

1:04:16

said, I like right here this victory on

1:04:18

the corner. There it is almost as well

1:04:20

as neither lit up. Oh wow that's

1:04:22

great. That's pretty litter that the people that

1:04:25

live there, the others around or them they're

1:04:27

looking at their chandelier tree they were when

1:04:29

were they on the porch looking at right

1:04:31

now. Say. Her

1:04:33

things and it's due to a he I

1:04:35

didn't I waved timely because he had a

1:04:37

real and so what the fuck no way

1:04:39

about of. Here

1:04:42

it's like interviews He. He.

1:04:44

Was like we just got off work. He

1:04:47

he he isn't one of people that went

1:04:49

said that at four thirty am to how

1:04:51

to work the i hear there's like orange

1:04:53

vest not and. Trying to get to this bar?

1:04:55

Can you please? Not. Some. Them hours from

1:04:57

outside of get to this bar.

1:05:00

Yeah, it's important that I stopped

1:05:02

drinking That said, please, please yet.

1:05:05

Speak. And reservoirs and this one you

1:05:08

are allowed to p n know. There's

1:05:10

also the fence around the really ready

1:05:12

to go anywhere close to it everywhere.

1:05:14

first appear my house then you'd see

1:05:17

in the water for I'm like frames

1:05:19

I'm like a nervous dog. Or

1:05:22

guess I brought this up Wall or coffee was

1:05:24

being procured. So. We're all

1:05:26

comedians, yeah, yeah, times you can have try

1:05:28

to run jokes, bites, other serve as have

1:05:30

an idea for a joke and never done.

1:05:32

I got a show tonight. Maybe we

1:05:34

could talk about a way. That's one

1:05:36

thing this podcast has been missing. Yeah

1:05:39

is segments and this only one augments

1:05:41

to describe our jokes. try and our

1:05:43

jokes or try and time perfect and

1:05:45

nothing like do the Job but I'll

1:05:47

tell you the idea behind it and

1:05:49

ugly. an editor at our. I. Think just

1:05:51

really clicked for feeling saying and what

1:05:53

is a level of honesty? You want

1:05:56

this scene back. To read had like

1:05:58

a glorious laughter for ten minutes. In

1:06:00

and upon breaks out and say no no

1:06:02

Emily on if this is just and I

1:06:04

thought to there's nothing to it, It's not emotional.

1:06:06

Well what? Yeah okay so my mom just

1:06:08

dinos as the Fernando Alonso. It's like the

1:06:10

last person. With the

1:06:12

procedures evil I've snow. Oh good. Okay

1:06:14

so you know Okay, you know people

1:06:16

are like. There's been

1:06:18

a discourse online about age gap relationships recently. I would

1:06:21

say where it's like you know someone is forty dating

1:06:23

a twenty or like us on Okay, I feel like

1:06:25

we've woken up to that being a little bit dickey

1:06:27

rain and I'm like that's a conversation of people have

1:06:29

had and people are kind of aware of it. I.

1:06:32

Kind of want to do a job where I'm. Talking.

1:06:35

About that and then I. Act. Like I'm

1:06:37

I don't have that how to do a bit like. I'm

1:06:40

just isn't sense that site gap relationships like

1:06:42

there's just as an imbalance of power there.

1:06:44

Are explored. Death.

1:06:47

I don't know. I like get to some

1:06:49

something. They're like a suit. Like acting like

1:06:52

that's equally as reprehensible. Like if you're six.

1:06:54

but to and your girlfriend is five foot

1:06:56

one, What are you doing? You creep me.

1:06:58

Why the city to be so sure? Yes

1:07:00

I feel like if is that cause I

1:07:03

mob I'm not. So I'm nothing. A ride

1:07:05

home and route. Altitude

1:07:07

wise run, you are at all

1:07:09

uncommon. So what's your perspective? like?

1:07:12

It. Is my no joke? Yeah, like

1:07:14

Med. I wouldn't date someone under five a

1:07:16

couple. yeah you know, like Aclu like he

1:07:18

knows I'm neither has on our grow similar

1:07:20

in other words or her to she's she's

1:07:23

hurting her neck all the time looking up

1:07:25

a You Mcnabb it means that your partner

1:07:27

you know where another you for tied up

1:07:29

in your trunk side of Ussr original versions

1:07:31

of that's what I'm not here to. That's

1:07:33

what these people are doing. Mortgage is a

1:07:36

sister that are all the same. Yeah, if

1:07:38

I have to reach up for everything in

1:07:40

the house. Year after I'd moved from. I

1:07:42

also think he said boeing. I also think it's

1:07:45

rude because it's like if you're sick for two

1:07:47

guys, they're doing a five for to girl. that's

1:07:49

rude to women who are sixty two. They need

1:07:51

a tall guy, Rye, you know, and that's kind

1:07:53

of depriving them of someone who is equally, you

1:07:55

know, someone a little bit taller than them. Yeah,

1:07:58

yeah, there's a lot reprehensible about being told. dating

1:08:00

someone short. This feels more like a

1:08:02

social services idea. Look, maybe it's

1:08:04

not the best joke, but I actually think I can figure

1:08:06

out a way to do it that will be funny. I

1:08:08

think you can figure out a way to do it on

1:08:11

TikTok where you start canceling a bunch of people. Yeah, it's

1:08:13

a good idea. Where you get these pictures of the hype.

1:08:15

This is filthy. Anyone

1:08:18

Pete Davidson needs. He needs to be

1:08:20

ruined for it. And top of the

1:08:22

list, Rhea Perlman. She's been, she's been,

1:08:25

Oh, is her, is her partner at

1:08:27

all? She's like four inches taller in

1:08:29

a day. That messed up.

1:08:34

Yeah. They are the most perfect. I

1:08:36

never cared about a breakup ever. And

1:08:38

when they weren't a couple for a

1:08:40

few years, I was personally

1:08:42

offended. Yeah, that was terrible. And then when

1:08:44

they got back together, I did a dance

1:08:46

in the street. And I'll just say, I'll

1:08:48

just come out and say it because it

1:08:50

was my idea. This joke segment did not

1:08:52

work out. It totally worked. I'll just come

1:08:55

out and say it. I admit defeat, you

1:08:57

know, Andrew, here's the thing. I think it

1:08:59

did because you're, there is definitely here's, we

1:09:01

should say this. There's definitely something there. Okay.

1:09:03

Yeah. We're not going to figure out what that is. Right.

1:09:05

No, no, no, no, right. Right. Right. You're not going to

1:09:08

get the green thumbs up when you say

1:09:10

something about that. You know, premise wise, I,

1:09:12

there's something there all the way. All green

1:09:14

lights. Okay. I'm a big, I gave you

1:09:16

a tag. Okay. That's true. And I do

1:09:19

like it and I will use it. Okay.

1:09:21

Great. Don't use the trunk. I got a

1:09:29

text from you later. Right. Hey, do that. Real talk bro.

1:09:31

That's how it acts. Don't do the

1:09:38

trunk thing. That gets in the wrong

1:09:40

hands. I got a jail. I

1:09:43

know I, I, I, I

1:09:45

like the premise. I just think at

1:09:47

the end you'd have to surprise

1:09:50

people with the height. Right. Right. Right.

1:09:53

Rather than I've been thinking

1:09:55

about different heights in relation, you know, the

1:09:57

age. It also might be interviewing someone in

1:09:59

the audience. who is in a height deferential relationship

1:10:01

and kind of getting into that a little bit and

1:10:03

being like, why are you into that? You think you,

1:10:05

you know, you're the man on the street skills. Yeah,

1:10:08

I need to just, yeah, I need to just get

1:10:10

into the, the audience. I like it. Well, it's so

1:10:12

funny because now I am trying to think of ways

1:10:14

I can interact with the audience because of the, you

1:10:16

know, this, Matt

1:10:19

Rife has created, or people that do the crowd

1:10:21

work. Yeah, I do, well. When someone's good at

1:10:23

it, I love it. But to force it or

1:10:26

have a, I'm starting to think

1:10:28

I should though. Yeah, I've wanted to do crowd work,

1:10:30

but the problem is I've never sold a

1:10:32

single ticket to a show. So

1:10:34

I get into it and there's no one out there. It

1:10:37

sucks. It's really echoey. Yeah,

1:10:39

I've never done stand up and sit up a

1:10:41

crowd. I go to venues, right there. I am

1:10:43

promoting it like hell. You're ready to work that

1:10:46

route. But it's pretty much the sound

1:10:48

guy just saying, no one's here. And

1:10:50

then I go, are you in a relationship? What

1:10:52

do you do for a living empty chair? May I ask

1:10:54

how tall you are? Yeah, how tall are you? Did

1:10:58

you know that there is, I won't say who, but

1:11:00

there is a stand up comedian who

1:11:03

during the pandemic filmed

1:11:06

an entire special in

1:11:08

his house with no

1:11:11

audience, with a laugh track. I

1:11:13

know exactly who you're talking about. And cut it

1:11:15

off and put it up on TikTok. And it's

1:11:18

like it was written by AI or something. Oh.

1:11:21

It's so bizarre and so weird. And

1:11:24

if it's the person I'm thinking of, they

1:11:26

made a lot of money off it

1:11:29

on Snapchat. I'm not surprised by that.

1:11:31

And bought a condo. Yeah,

1:11:33

I can see it. I know like it was a

1:11:35

business savvy. And I don't know,

1:11:37

I'm not hating it. They try to figure out a way to

1:11:39

pivot. But when you watch these, it's like, it

1:11:41

is like it's written by AI and the

1:11:44

audience is AI. It's so uncanny and bizarre.

1:11:46

He's open about it and makes fun of

1:11:48

it. Yeah, it's crazy. But he was an

1:11:50

experiment that worked. It worked. And

1:11:53

I only, a comic would watch it

1:11:55

and go, wait a minute. These laughs

1:11:58

of equal. Yes. are

1:12:01

happening so consistently even

1:12:03

when something's funny. I

1:12:06

was like, but it sounds

1:12:08

like the laughs were indeed recorded

1:12:10

in that room. Like it was

1:12:12

like there was a sound guy,

1:12:15

they took room tone even they

1:12:17

produced. And I know exactly.

1:12:19

It's interesting, everyone's got a pivot. Yeah, it's

1:12:21

so funny when we're done recording, we're both

1:12:23

gonna yell out the name and you're gonna

1:12:25

say, oh God,

1:12:28

that's great. But also

1:12:30

the last track idea is

1:12:32

really funny because it is just me,

1:12:35

it's like the person's face is saying, look,

1:12:37

I wrote this, I'm not gonna be able to

1:12:39

grant a theater or get a crowd. So like,

1:12:41

fine, here, is this what you need to

1:12:43

understand my jokes? Yeah. Is hearing people

1:12:46

respond? Yeah, it just was, I can

1:12:48

tell and there's people, I'm not gonna

1:12:50

say names either, but some of the

1:12:52

top comics, it seems like, they're

1:12:54

just telling, it doesn't matter if the audience is

1:12:57

there. Their eyes are darting above

1:12:59

them, they're yelling every joke, they're not connecting

1:13:02

with a crowd, which is what I thrive

1:13:04

on. And it seems like those

1:13:06

are the people that are the most successful.

1:13:09

So it's like, might as well just

1:13:12

tell it to an empty room and go to

1:13:14

shots from a crowd from an old episode of

1:13:16

Price is Right. You know?

1:13:18

And they do not blend together well. No,

1:13:21

no. Well, it dictates my wardrobe. I wear

1:13:23

a very blurry

1:13:25

polyester. What is the

1:13:27

amount of jumping you do? Yes. Andrew,

1:13:30

when you make content, I

1:13:32

love it. What's your ideal content scenario?

1:13:37

My ideal is to make content once

1:13:40

every few months, begrudgingly,

1:13:43

and to gain zero joy from it. Hey,

1:13:45

don't steal, mine is in slams. That's

1:13:49

basically it. It is, yeah. No,

1:13:53

yeah, I mean, being someone

1:13:55

trying to promote anything is

1:13:57

an unbelievably embarrassing endeavor. And

1:14:01

you know, there are certain people that don't seem

1:14:03

to have a problem with it and I don't

1:14:05

get it. Well, I don't understand. There are just

1:14:07

some changes. I almost want to take a class.

1:14:10

Right. How do you be shameless? Well,

1:14:13

also, there are things that I'm

1:14:15

100% a fan

1:14:17

of, including

1:14:19

stand-up clips. There

1:14:21

are things that I tune in for and

1:14:23

get like Broadway Barbara or whatever. Right. Like,

1:14:25

okay, do I need to get a green

1:14:28

screen and some equipment or at least alter

1:14:31

my phone to where it has a good

1:14:33

lens? Like, because I do respect it. I

1:14:36

know. I think I'm never going to

1:14:38

be that person. I think, and I'm

1:14:40

pitching you on this class that I

1:14:43

teach, where I learn with you and

1:14:45

you just come over to my house and

1:14:48

I steal your ideas. But also, oh, thank

1:14:50

you, sir. I don't know.

1:14:52

I think the thing is, I would

1:14:55

say one of the quintessential

1:14:57

points of being a comedian is

1:14:59

some sense of self-reflection

1:15:02

or an understanding

1:15:04

of who you

1:15:06

are and how you are perceived or something

1:15:08

like that. But I feel like to be

1:15:10

a person creating content where you're posting something

1:15:12

every day and really trying to get out

1:15:15

there, you have to not have that right.

1:15:17

That's right. Self-reflection. You know what I mean?

1:15:19

And not be precious about what you're putting

1:15:21

out there or whatever. Yeah. Even people I

1:15:24

really look up to, they'll put out

1:15:26

stuff that's dog shit because it's Thursday.

1:15:28

I know. I got to put out

1:15:30

something. Even the sound quality

1:15:33

will be bad. But that's the first part

1:15:35

of my class. Make sure the sound is

1:15:37

good. But they're succeeding from it. I know.

1:15:39

I'll power to them, whatever. I know. I'm

1:15:42

with you. I find that even when something

1:15:44

is doing well, it doesn't bring me joy.

1:15:47

So I Also, think

1:15:49

everyone's chasing this mercurial thing called

1:15:51

relevancy that itself doesn't matter. Well,

1:15:53

you and I both need to

1:15:55

recognize that we both have wildly

1:15:58

popular podcasts with loyal audience. The

1:16:00

answer I am that's our little exactly and we

1:16:02

didn't Nasa floating in the hang out in a

1:16:04

park and point are flow in and our face

1:16:06

and I'm talking to you via the as I

1:16:09

detailed I see on that I and I know

1:16:11

I'm always happy to brought my podcast because it

1:16:13

feels like how much you probably interview and things

1:16:15

that I'm proud of it but yeah it's hard

1:16:17

to see you and other when our to make

1:16:20

front facing camera videos it's like going. To.

1:16:22

Difficult journey yeah, but I didn't renew

1:16:24

and Instagram at all. Kermit and that?

1:16:26

you've never been on it but parents

1:16:29

a big fan of to talk. oh.

1:16:32

And from afar or from. As

1:16:35

prefer the answer my nerves turned his

1:16:37

drink your coffee now chest hurts and

1:16:39

I have become a fan of to

1:16:41

talk and smile to end it as

1:16:43

if it's my table says any kind

1:16:46

of never gotten into watching I there's

1:16:48

great stuff on that totally unlit singing

1:16:50

and dancing anymore and I believe that

1:16:52

there's stuff I just had an there's

1:16:54

there's news that there's. News.

1:16:57

That you can find on

1:16:59

mainstream outlets. Is

1:17:02

sets at what would happen.

1:17:04

You like mainstream allies. That

1:17:08

are you don't need to. You could signal

1:17:10

after the at the medicine. Oh give you

1:17:12

okay stereotype. Set it up on

1:17:14

back way to get to my place but it's

1:17:17

okay of we can go to Berlin and know

1:17:19

I I am. I have the same opinion about

1:17:21

it as you but I'm being devil's advocate because

1:17:23

I know that I need to change the I

1:17:25

do. I do like. When

1:17:27

I've seen an end, I doesn't have

1:17:29

to be Instagram, it just has to

1:17:31

be. All. Of it

1:17:34

you tube post having an email

1:17:36

list sending people are I now

1:17:38

and it's moons I'd I'd always

1:17:40

would stand up. Been. Ah

1:17:43

at times turned off by the just

1:17:45

than. That. of narcissism yeah no i'm

1:17:47

trying hard to get that and it's hard because

1:17:49

advice from your the people who were following you

1:17:51

are like oh christmas a bit of i love

1:17:54

chris and of i'm happy to see this year

1:17:56

for you don't think of a to know you

1:17:58

think of it of just like i That's

1:18:00

like who do I think I am? I

1:18:02

know putting this video of me my face

1:18:04

talking to the people who want to see

1:18:06

that I know I'll think that in the

1:18:08

middle of a set sometimes Who

1:18:11

I think I am Tony Bennett. I'm not

1:18:13

even smiling looking at me. Yeah, it's hard

1:18:15

It's hard to escape your own. He's got

1:18:18

a sense of mental illness. Yeah But

1:18:23

I love the question I Yeah,

1:18:29

I mean I feel it's relevant Haunting

1:18:34

number one. Um, and this

1:18:36

was probably like in 2014

1:18:40

or 12. Mm-hmm. Everyone was supposed to

1:18:42

join. Hello. Oh, yeah It

1:18:47

was another freak out that I

1:18:50

have to join. Hello now and I don't know.

1:18:52

I was like, what are you fucking talking about?

1:18:54

I know you just have to wait it

1:18:57

out. Yeah, like I've only

1:18:59

made four vines Snapchat

1:19:02

I've got hi that's all it's just

1:19:05

for I love that Twitter is gone.

1:19:07

Basically. I love that It's I hope

1:19:09

I want to just fully go away.

1:19:11

See that's what I we were talking

1:19:13

that was how I used to write

1:19:15

jokes though Yeah Oh

1:19:18

people responded to this. Let me elaborate on

1:19:20

stage with it. It was just a list

1:19:22

of vote Here's

1:19:25

a green light on this premise or whatever

1:19:27

and I kind of missed that now that

1:19:29

it's a place for hate speech But

1:19:34

whatever I Haven't

1:19:36

canceled it. I know it's hard to do

1:19:38

that because I'm like every time I go over there I'm like, this

1:19:41

is garbage and then it's like look at all these followers

1:19:44

Tragedy feels like something you need to cherish

1:19:47

and yeah, how do people not get

1:19:49

absolutely? Creamed I

1:19:52

mean, yeah, it's hard while by going I

1:19:54

guess all of a sudden there's a three

1:19:56

mile This was neither a

1:19:58

living dead for three balls No cars

1:20:00

coming the other way. Since we just

1:20:02

talked about content and things that

1:20:05

are difficult, what's bringing you both joy in your

1:20:07

life right now? Oh, good question. I

1:20:09

like it. I like it. I

1:20:11

like maybe anything. I want

1:20:13

to be a guest on a podcast. I

1:20:15

don't care. You

1:20:18

go first maybe. A

1:20:22

well-made cappuccino. Okay, there we go. Let's

1:20:26

see. I started watching the Shogun series

1:20:28

last night. I haven't

1:20:30

even finished the first episode, but I was

1:20:32

enjoying it. I really was enjoying it, although

1:20:34

I can't read subtitles

1:20:37

that fast. They're

1:20:39

fast subtitles. But

1:20:41

they're pretty subtitles. Did you notice that? Gorgeous. Yeah,

1:20:44

I noticed that where I'm like, you're trying to make this

1:20:46

aesthetically pleasing, the subtitles. But

1:20:49

everybody, it's like they're having long

1:20:54

political conversations back and forth real

1:20:56

fast where it's like, hey, I

1:20:58

can't. You have to pause it

1:21:00

or have people talk slower. All right.

1:21:05

And Chris? Oh, Joy,

1:21:09

I've been trying to step

1:21:11

away from all the joy. I've

1:21:14

been a man of leisure lately. I'm

1:21:16

like bowling and golfing and skateboarding. That's

1:21:20

all I've been focused on. I

1:21:22

get it. It works. Let

1:21:25

me also make content. Right.

1:21:28

Okay. So we're back.

1:21:30

Yeah. Yeah. So

1:21:32

I like trying to... But I've

1:21:34

been chasing joy and catching up

1:21:36

with it lately. In a good

1:21:39

way? Yes, I'm happy. Great. Oh,

1:21:41

good. Yeah. Yeah. I've

1:21:44

been doing things that I enjoy for the sake

1:21:46

of enjoyment. And oddly,

1:21:49

I'll give an example. Honestly, I've been... Like

1:21:53

I sewed these patches on my pants here. Can

1:21:56

you see that, Andrew? Yeah. I

1:21:58

did patching and... and

1:22:00

sewing things on and take an old pair

1:22:02

of clothes and I

1:22:04

got this iron-on paper and then you just

1:22:06

heat transfer it and then sew it on

1:22:08

and it makes an old pair

1:22:10

of clothes new to you and

1:22:13

makes it look like I shop at Hot Topic.

1:22:15

Which is always the goal. Yeah,

1:22:18

oddly I am, that's my little

1:22:20

midlife crisis is I'm starting to

1:22:22

dress like I listen to AFI

1:22:26

and it brings me joy. That's great. I'm

1:22:28

gonna get a sewing machine. Andrew, what's

1:22:31

your answer? Wow, I did not

1:22:33

expect the tail to be turned. They just got

1:22:35

turned so hard. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

1:22:38

just being around people that

1:22:41

I love having in my

1:22:43

life. Whether it's

1:22:45

going to a movie with a friend or eating dinner with

1:22:48

a friend or just people that I, at

1:22:52

this point in my life, have surrounded myself with and I

1:22:54

feel like the pandemic I feel

1:22:56

like was a good calling of

1:22:59

the friend. Where you see who is

1:23:01

actually valuable in your life and who contributes in

1:23:03

a positive way. And maintaining

1:23:05

those friendships and seeing those people is always

1:23:08

very joyful. I had a birthday recently and

1:23:11

I invited like 30 people,

1:23:13

20, 30 people to my house with close friends and

1:23:16

it was really nice. Yeah, not a great, I think

1:23:18

I speak for a parent. Yeah, I find them really

1:23:20

close. We both wanna change our answer to your answer.

1:23:22

No, I don't know but, and you know, also the

1:23:24

election. The

1:23:27

pending election. I cannot wait.

1:23:29

I cannot wait. Just this effervescence around.

1:23:31

The whole idea. It is palpable. It

1:23:33

is a huge moment for us. It's

1:23:37

gonna feel so good for months at a time.

1:23:39

It's gonna be like months of relief. Oh

1:23:42

God. Wonderful. Daily therapy. Good

1:23:44

answer. Yeah, and

1:23:46

you're great. So let's

1:23:48

head over to the list. You guys are great. I

1:23:51

think that may have been the last

1:23:53

thingest episode we've ever done. Yeah, that

1:23:55

was a fun one. Wow, I'm so happy

1:23:57

to hear that. loudest

1:24:00

laughing. Yeah, that was great. Some fun laughing.

1:24:02

That felt like the old days. Hey,

1:24:05

we love the old days. Hey,

1:24:07

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1:24:09

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